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Uh yeah, it's crazy.
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See brother Jenkins, did he play anywhere to college or
he didn't?
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Is that certain to give me?
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You know, in that weird house, you can be like
on a successful team and be like the starting quarterback
and then don't get no looks.
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He was I mean he was short though he was
he was a short dude. He was no six one
six two dude, gotcha?
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So yeah, that that doesn't make a difference. Let's get
into it, y'all. You know, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we're
diving into the uneasy feeling you get when you really
like someone but can't shape the thought that they might
be out of your league. Fellas, How do you know
when someone is out of your league?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I mean, I don't know, if I'll be honest, I
don't know if I've ever felt like if someone's out
of my league, like it might be yeah, like it
might be they might be a multi billionaire, but I'm like,
you might be an ugly multi billionaire still not like category.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Like okay, like look good, great in shape, pool finances
on point, what's your mentality?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Like yeah, so it's.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Like like do you got like six kids?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
This kind of makes me think of David Justice. I
don't know if y'all read or heard his article howing
started by Holly Berry. She was like perfect, she was fine,
I was at ten and great personality.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But she ain't no good mom, Like she was a
good mom. She can't cook, didn't clean.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, I saw I saw that, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
I don't think I've ever been with somebody that's like
out of my league for every single category where it's
like your great conversationalist, look good, yeah, good, head on your.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Shoulders, like all of that.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
If I meet that, then I would have been married
by now, Like I'm just saying all the risks get divorced.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah yeah yeah. As kid's mother's got this abliminal shot
said I thing for me, And I don't know if
it's just kind of like our upbringing, but you're around
so many different people that we can just kind of
Now I can tell you somebody that would be out
of my like I wouldn't want to be in their league,
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would be somebody that's just ratchet to like the eighth
Power and just got a whole bunch of just negative
shit going on with them. Like I don't that's not
out of my league. I just don't want to be
in that league there. But I feel like I don't
want to say this, Like I remember coming up, like
we've watched these movies where like it'd be like the
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dorky kid like trying to get at the popular girl,
or it might be the poor kid, or like Titanic,
like the poor dude trying to get with like the
rich white girl. Yeah, personally that her.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Mom was a liar. They weren't even rich anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
That is true. That is true, she knew it. But
in real life, I never I don't think I ever
met anybody where I was like, damn, they're out of
my league. And I don't know if that's that's like
the black man confidence thing, because I have friends that
feel like, man, she's out of my league. Man, I don't,
you know, I want to talk to her, but I
just don't feel like and I don't know if that's
(08:10):
just that black man confidence where we just feel like
I got anybody I've had that, like just going off
the looks initially before until I talk to him and
I'm like, I see why you sing yes, Like I
see why yes, Like I was black, Okay, you ain't
got no kids, you got a good job.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
On some other ship, but you are a complete bitch,
Like that's what I see.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It, Like you are or got a whole bunch of
like mental issues or just like daddy issues or just
like I said, like when I see like the ramp
or I just like my female friends that are single
and they tell me about the little and I'm just like,
you're the problem. Why are you not seeing that if
you don't make these changes? And some of them are like, uh,
(08:52):
what was it the double excep? What was the magazine
that always had like all the fine women on it? Double? Yeah? Double?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Except what was a maximum?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Maximum? Like like, some of my friends are like bad,
but I'm like your attitudes sh just straight garbage, just
how you just respond and situations and stuff. But I'll
be telling them like, if you would stop doing these things,
your life would be so much easier. You would have
been married by now.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Like I will take a SIPHN with a great, strong,
absolutely over a ten who are easy who is just
either a bitch or has no personalities, Like he's going.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
To give me that coats, get it?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'll take it because like the best tens or you
know eight seven, eight nine tens above is the ones
that weren't cute growing up and they got that great
personality and then turn but.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
They didn't do like you did to your homeboy. When
they get accepted into the cool kids, come where they
came from.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The cool.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
If they're still humble because they know what it was
like to be the ugly does and then like, you
know what, I'm not gonna dress somebody by just the
outward appearance.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I'm gonna see what their characters like if they like.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
That man real quick, she Nay, he.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Was at a level. I couldn't say he was at
a level I couldn't say, no, you won't like, hey, y'all,
real talk, real talk, he's really cool. It was like, no,
there ain't nothing Like I think about it now, I
don't feel as bad.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I'm like, you know what, it's got Tony man Hill,
it sucks.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Do y'all think that people do talk themselves out of
potential relationships just because they think someone's out of their league.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, yeah, I think so, because everything's not movies.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
I've done it plenty of times where like I thought
somebody was gonna be like superficial and all that, but
then maybe a year or two go by and see
who they're talking.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
To him, Like, man, I could have had that. Yeah, man,
that's what my stupid ass get at least just trying
to try.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, because one of my homeboys and he's he's now
with the girl, but at the time, like he would
see her at the gym and at that at that
point in time, he was overweight. He slimmed down a
lot now, but at the time there was this girl
that he would see like his gym crush, and she
was like strong six, strong seven, but he felt like
he was a two or three because the confidence wasn't there,
and so they probably could have been dating like two
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or three years before, but he felt like he had
to be right at that point where he looked and
I mean they've been married for a while now, got
two kids, like live a good life. But he talked
himself out of that just because his confidence wasn't there.
And then he'd just be like, man, he'd be talking
to me, he'd be on that poetic ship like nigga,
quit talking like this, man, you just don't understands just
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her essence of like quit talking like that. That's wrong
with you. Yes, but he definitely like if she went
to another gym, he would have never seen her again
and missed that on that opportunity. Fortunately for him, you know,
it worked out. He kept grinding and they still we
got together and you know, looking good. But I'm just like, bro,
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you could have topped yourself out. And hell, I remember
even on campus at Baylor, like, you might see a
girl and if you hesitated to say, you might not
ever see her again. And I saw so many dudes like,
oh man, that girl fine, talk to him. I can't
do I said, man, you might not ever see that
girl again. You better do it now, You better do
it now. And so, like, how do y'all feel like
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confidence plays a part in that dating world? Just in general?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It plays a big part.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Even if you're not like for real confidence like that
you just got to give off the impression that you are.
Because like, there's so many women out there that are
fine as hell with dudes don't approach them because they
think she ain't gonna give them the time of day. Really,
if you just give her some conversation, you never know
where that's gonna go. Confidence plays a huge part in it. Yeah,
(12:54):
that was age part, That's what I'm saying. I mean,
the women said that we're dogs, right, but women dogs yea,
especially you know you show any type of weakness, you know,
I ain't coming.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
With nothing stood there, right, Yeah, I mean perhaps could
take you out.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Please.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
So I feel like confidence is literally like they're like
ninety percent of it. Yeah, you know, so don't be delusional. Yeah,
don't walk up to her.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Don't be looking like don't be looking like Freddy Krueger
coming from someone that looked like damn old girl from
the Hunchback, Notre Doll that five boy boy. I see why. Yeah,
that nigga had confidence.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
I see why Froll was trying to he was singing
at night, trying to get exactly about to say your
soul that man.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yes, that nigga had the ultimate common in himself self
short looking at h Have y'all ever talked to somebody
that felt like they were out of out of your
that felt like you were out of their league.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, a couple of times, and I was like, I
ain't got it like that.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
That is the most awkward, very often, especially when you
don't feel like you're that person, like in the system,
because you know there are some dickheads out here that
are just real.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
But what I've learned from just talking to people, especially
we're working out, like I have to talk to people
a lot. Bro A lot of times other people view
us as like being better than we view ourselves.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
So I've been with plenty of women where like they
say they feel lucky at him, and I'm like what, like, shit,
why do you feel that way? And like some of them,
if it didn't work, it as my fault. Others it
was on them. But like when they was saying that,
I'm like, I don't know what you're seeing, but he
like you said it was awkward feeling.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
I'm like, I'm like, don't do that because then now
you're gonna have me looking at you like what the from?
Like why you think I'm too.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Sad you Now I gotta look at you because I know,
Like for me, for instance, like usually if I was
talking to a blackshir usually I'd go for like darker
complex than girl. Nothing wrong with the light skins, but
I just always prefer like the middle to chocolate girls
on that And they be like, I just didn't think
that you would talk to someone like I'm like why
because you know I'm durst. I said, bro, that that's
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the dumbest. I just see you with either you know,
a light skinned or a white girl who spent something.
I'm like, nah, bro, like if I fuck with you,
I fuck with you and so. And on the flip
side of that too, the other races would be like
I didn't think that you would ever touch to someone like, bro, no,
I see all, I think all the beautiful.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I can't tell you how many times I've talked to
who's thick talking to you? I got the white who y'all.
I didn't think i'd be your type.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
You see my complaint.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I just thought you liked the little skinny girls, the
little treaty lenses here like, no, you under one.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
He came with me, like, how talk Like, That's what
I'm saying. If you like five six five seven you
want come on over here?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You like five foot and like a center and ship Like,
I'm just saying, I like, you know you could yeah,
because I.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Didn't need plenty of women. I was like, damn near
my height. I'm like, I don't care that you wait.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
More than me. She looked good on you, like especially
if you if you wear it right.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, I'm like, are you you bring that ass over here?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Come on there? I thought I was too heavy? Ship?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, that has been. That has been like the weird
like the weirdest conversations.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Back in the day.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I was just like I would to talk.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
To you, wouldn't even approach.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I would just ignore you if that was the case.
But I came to you like exactly what. Well, I
don't know if you'd be funnier. Really, women talking this long?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
You think I'm just being funny?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Come on, man, bro. I really feel like movies play
a big part because again going back to the movies
were like the quote unquote popular jock or like the
popular girl would go talk to like the little nerdy person.
And what a movie called out out of the what
was that movie that can was in.
Speaker 10 (17:20):
Love?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, just like situation like that. I'm like, man, y'all
gotta stop basing your life on on that like that.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
But then you got Disney movies where they tried to
paint the image that the you know, the nerdy girl
doesn't like the jock, beauty and the beast. Get on
who she ended up with the richest guy in town,
up with the piece, the richest nigga in town.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
So they sent the wrong.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Message because it's because of that nigga didn't have a castle.
She would have been out of there, that enchanted garden
and all that.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Imagine if he had a shock, like a daddy had.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Locked up and there.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
As soon as he turned back, she would.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Be like, hell, what that nigga said?
Speaker 10 (17:59):
Here?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You can leave you can go. She looked around, she'd
be like, oh yeah, I'm out of here.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Lah.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It was fun, be like, can you sure you're doing
all right? Deuces? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
So getting into this next topic, Lately, it feels like
the phrase good girl has turned into a whole new
kind of turn on. And Uh, I started wondering why
certain words are a little phrases can hit so hard
for both men and women. Uh, why do y'all think
the phrase good girl hits so different from women nowadays?
Because you know, when we were younger, that was not
like a phrase that was you. But now you tell
(18:33):
a girl, she'd be a good girl. Yeah, Daddy likes
like it. Okay, good girl.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Women are freaks.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Freaks now, bro, they have this weird praise kink. Now
it's not even weird because I like the ship. But
it's like, it's not weird because I like it. But
I'm just like, why wouldn't you like this ten years ago?
Like now these these I don't put my hand now
they want you to choke them to where they really
breathe it now, Like it's.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Just and I have wondered, do you think that they
really like that or do they think because social media
shows them that they should like that, that that's what
they like. It's it's a little bit of maybe they
just didn't know.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Yeah, they didn't know they liked it because until it
started becoming socially acceptable, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I mean in the underground it was always a thing,
but I mean, but.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Now it's becoming more of our things.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
You know.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Before it was the.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
First time somebody told me choke them, I didn't know
what to do. I was like saying, it's like, but
now I'm I'm a regular strangler.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Now trademark is a trademark. I don't know regular strangle
trade markler.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
So it's like I do it, and like, I've never
had any complaint. Some people say like, yeah, that that
was it, Like, yeah, you could have went harder, Like see,
but you are fair skin right, I didn't want to
leave my handprint on your neck.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So yeah, but I don't know. I've seen it on
social media.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
I got female friends I talked to, like will openly
discuss shit like that, And I've heard so.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Many say they have a praise king. I'm like, they're
not wrong with that, but that's where does this come from?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, And I talked to some of my friends. And
they said some of them because I was doing research
on this on this topic, and they said, for some
of them, it's because they didn't get that, like their
dad was around, but their dad was not just like
set no boundaries for them or something. No, just their
dad was always working all the like they felt like
anything that they did they didn't really get, like the praise.
Like if they had like brothers, it was like the
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brothers got like a lot of the praise, and because
they were a girl, they didn't really get like that
for real praise. And that's why to me, like just
hearing that sort of stuff, it's like, Okay, I tell
my daughter like hey, you know, like I say stuff,
but at the same time too, like I don't go
too overboard because then I want her to be like
(20:57):
you messing up the relationship when my daddy said this,
and if you can't do it, like you got to
find that fine too, like don't be don't be the
reason why their relationship because everything well, you know, my
dad did this and if you can't do it like
my daddy. But at the same time too, it's like,
you know, obviously my daughter gets exposed to like treat
some travel and stuff and ex this, this I know
(21:18):
is bad. When my daughter will be like, dad, can
I steak with lobster? I said, who? Or like I
were on a baseball game. If we don't sit in
the sweet She's like, when can we go to the
suite so that we can eat all the food? I'm like, bro,
that's not real life, right, that's I said. Your daddy
just knows people that could give him a hooker. I said,
that's not I said, we ain't paying for that ship.
(21:40):
I said, that is not real, but that she's grown
accustomed to. I need some steak if I may, If
I like have a barbecue and maybe yeah, maybe I'm
just gonna do hamburgers or hot dogs. She's like, you
don't make any steak. Where's the steak at?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's how my oldest daughter. I'm talking real estate.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
She don't like it.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
How niggas well done. She likes meeting around. Yeah it's
supposed to be done. Yeah, I'm like, okay, but see
her mom takes it too fucking far and tries to
take her to these Brazilian steakhouses and ship I'm like,
stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
And I'm guilty of that I'm like, I'm like, I
can make her.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Let's stay at the house, we can go to the roadhouse.
You don't have to keep taking to these places where
it's seventy dollars late. I might stop doing that ship
because then she's gonna become accustomed to it.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Exactly. It's like I want to give him these experiences
so that what a new nigga call. He'd be like like,
oh my daddy, Ory took me. It's like, ain't nothing.
But at the same time, too, it's like I'm ruining
her for It's like she's gonna end up with one
of these dickhead men, like appreciate I can fly you
to what's the the mall d's and ship, but she.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Ain't gonna appreciate a simple roadhouse. Yeah, I can appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
All, but back to the good girl thing. Okay, because
some of them that might be the case, but some
women are just.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Freaks, Like some of them are just just submissive freaks guilty.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Like I'm glad you said that submissive because it's some
women who it's different now compared to how when our
parents with kids they are young and all that women
are getting these positions of power and all that they
got control. So some of them like to be dominated
and they like that ship good girl.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yea. And do y'all think that it's more about themselves
or do you think it's more about the tone and
timing when.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
You use it.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Both?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I guess kind of.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I mean, I mean, because because it's some nerdy ass
nigga come up, he'll be like digging her down like
a good girl. That's a good girl right there.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
I guess it's gotta be you a tone, you gotta
basically you basically gotta be in control of the situations because,
like you'll just said, if it's some nerdy dude like
he has to ask her, did you good girl?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
You're a bad girl? Aren't you let me turn you
around and really show you something?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I mean, have you? Are there any other phrase phrases
that you'all noticed that make women light up the same
way because you go good girl, I know, bad girl,
little chill, nasty.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Freaky sometimes like depending on how it was like with somebody,
I wouldn't like talk crazy about it's a little fine
ass like stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Yeah, I've never gone like deep and gone like a
little horrid. I guess not in like a relationship, I.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Guess, so to say like what you, yeah, absolutely used the.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Piece of trash comes good for It's not like it's
like trying to make something, you.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Know what I'm saying, Like it's somebody else personal gonna
I'm just sucking the fu. Yeah about that dated somebody
who into that ship?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
That the great thing.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I said that you just piece of trash.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
And just wetting us all around your true But there's
Nolan Peninsula maybe, but yes, I'm trying to think of
some other ones, even like another simple one to just again,
I think it goes back to the co I've heard
some girl like just telling them that I was proud
of him. I'm like, there you go, daddy proud, and
(25:29):
they just like go hard into that ship, and it's
just like, damn, your daddy needs should have done. But
I appreciate what these phrases said mean to you, but
it's just like, damn is that damn he was going
through some ship And then I don't know, and maybe
they get psychological in their mind like I'm pleasing him
(25:50):
to the fullest and whatever, because I remember when I
first started getting into it, like I didn't say nothing
like I was you know, you see like miss who's
the nigga who would all be yelling out ship, not
mister Marcus. Uh would all be saying some ship and
I'd be like, that ship doesn't work in real life?
Yes it does, Yes the funk it does on that ship?
(26:18):
He said, walt Uh. He said something like this got bad,
bad man, bad man.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I'll be like, man, be disrespectful to that ship.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
There you go, and then like I think I stolen
a lot of Burbish from that nigga, just just once
I found out that girl that's like we talked to you.
I'm like, yeah, because because when first get in and
you're like, hey, you're just trying to focus on your stroke,
you're trying to make sure you ain't busting everything. But
then before you go.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
What would be the flip side that they could say
to a dude.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
That was literally the next question that gets him going.
That was a little the next question.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
What they say, because good boy ain't gonna do that
ship for me, ain't.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Gonna be like like yes, daddy, something like that probably yeah,
but yeah, yeah, more like like I said yes daddy,
is like.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I told you, I think we had a conversation on
a while back. Yeah, this year was a while back.
It wasn't the same topic and I can't remember how
we got onto it. But like if I was with
a Spanish chick and she called me poppy boy.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
With some k rico or whatever, they just start speaking
talk to me, talk to me, to me, to baby.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
But they would just say give me that. I'm like,
you know what you're doing, give me that, or even
the opposite of that, don't come. Well, it's probably bro.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
I had to learn for real because like in my
probably mid twenties early mid twenties, when somebody say, oh,
you're just like that, my stupid as would change up.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Let's talk fast, like no, just stay in it.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
And when I actually listen and stage stayed.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Just doing the same thing, and you start seeing the result.
That's when it's like you get your PhD in fucking
like you start off, you're going through your undergrad and
you're trying to figure out what you want to do,
who you want to be. Then you get your masters.
When you get your masters, that's when you're like, hey,
I have I'm at that point now, I'm all good.
But when you get that PhD and you know that
you can you learn how to satisfy all types because
(28:28):
you realize that not all women are the.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Sign to me, man, that was a tough lesson for
me to learn, bro, because, like I said, my first
few I was with it was the loud ship. But
the first time I got somebody who wouldn't really loud
and wouldn't just waitting up and.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
You're like, are you even joined us?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah, what you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I came.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I was like, you are loud at all.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I barely even felt your.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
But like I had to actually start paying attention to
what they telling me, what the body are showing me.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
When when I actually stop doing that dumb ship and
stopped going faster, she said, just like that stay right there.
When I started actually doing that, nigga forums start getting
scratched up ship, they put that leg lock.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Around and I'm like, you're trying to be pretty.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
But yeah, that the learning and understanding their body. When
you're in the moment you're like, okay, and I I
like porn because it gives you different positions, like when
you're youngster, when you're trying to learn what to do
or kind of like not be shy that moment. But
it's not real life at all. Like you gotta to
(29:35):
the to the young lads that don't have to have
no business, listen to the show. Watch amateur porn, that's
what you need to watch. Don't watch. Don't watch porn
start because that's very unrealistic. But I do like when
women watch porn and they want to try some of
the ship. Yes, oh absolutely, I'm like, oh, you want
me to spit in your mouth? Okay, you're disgusting, all right,
(29:56):
So we're gonna take a break and when we come back,
we got some emails. You listener, ooh they funny.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Fellas.
Speaker 9 (30:07):
You can't let her keep doing this, taking your old
spice deep hydration with a low body wash. It's unacceptable, King,
she's gonna have to undershad that. You got your own groom.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Need a dealer? She might say, boy, please, what's yours
is mine?
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I'll buy moil beach just fine.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
What if she don't, don't bo don't let her bring
up the guy calle Let her.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Know me.
Speaker 9 (30:36):
Time and time again, she's been taking your spicey pydration.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
You gotta say.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You be up for yourself.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Don't let her.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
You said, there's nothing that to all my guys, never
let your skin go dry, and always keep an eye
on your old spice body lotion and body wash because
men have skin too.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
And you're listening to ooh they funny local National Globo
getting into some emails here. We got three of them.
So first one we got what's good Fellas. This is
Darnell from Houston. Been listening since y'all broke down one
hundred men versus Guerrillas and y'all never miss So check
this out. How long it goes there? It was like
(31:37):
five four five months ago. This year, yes, this year,
man Ship, it's already October. God Lee nd Man for
real shit crazy, So check this out. My girl's obsessed
with Halloween. I'm talking skeletons in the front yard, horror
movie marathons, fake blood on the porch, the whole nine.
(31:59):
I usually play long because it keeps her happy, but
this year she took things to a whole new level.
Friday night, I get home from work, houses, dark music
playing faintly in the background. I'm thinking, she said, in
the mood for something fun, right, I walk into the
bedroom and that's where and that's what looks like and
there's what looks like a dead body, under the covers,
I freeze up for a second, pull the sheet bag,
(32:21):
and this fool jumps up in a mask, screaming like
something straight out of the Conduring. I swung on instinct,
barely missed her chin, and she's rolling on the floor
like it's the best thing ever. Now she swears it's
just Halloween fun. But I told her that was strike one,
because if I did that to her, we be in
therapy by monday. She said, I'm being dramatic and need
to loosen up. But bro, who sneaks up on a
(32:41):
man after a long work week like that? I'm too
old for jump scares? That made my Apple Watch think
I'm having a heart attack. So even my question for y'all,
where's the line when it comes to Halloween pranks and relationships?
And would I be wrong for plodding a little payback,
like maybe hiring somebody to hunt her at work one
day next week? Appreciate the last every week? Darnedell.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Now you're not in the wrong to go franker next week, and.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
You better pray like that should be to do it
at home so you can actually witness, Yes, like that's
the fun part of it. Like I love scaring people,
and for some reason, people don't ever try to scare
me back. But that's I get where she's coming from,
Like that's it's fun to me.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I mean, and I get where you're me personally. I
don't like being scared, you know what I mean? If
we're going out in public or something like that and
it's supposed to be but don't.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Get her sight of it because she wants to make
it funny.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
And but literally, I'm probably gonna be like him, like
swing on you and then as soon as I connect,
you're gonna be.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
All mad And why would you do that? But you
scared me? What the BUCkies, I'm defending myself.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Ship, Matt, get her back, get Jason Vore he's something scared,
and then we'll go back to the previous topic.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Give I don't know why. That just made me think
about when you told the story about you dreaming and
then Nicole kind of offense. I get the thing that bird.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Yeah, bro, we were sitting on the account before her
dad passed away. We're both napping, she laying on my
ship on my chairs, but they.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Didn't see it. I was like, I ain't trying to
do that. I caught him with a good one.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Boy dream.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Oh man, uh oh man, yes, get her back and
man just yeah, that's it. Turn it into a like
y'all should play a game with it, like whoever gets
like the biggest scare has to give the other person
like FILA show that week and so I don't know
(34:52):
that's covered bocalo. Okay, we'll coind of league is in
second Yeah, okay what oral?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oral?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah, you got to get back, Yes, that part in
that order, that part. Appreciate your email. That's when we
got here. What's up? Fellas big fan of the show,
you always managed to make serious stuff funny and still
drop real gems. I'm writing in because I've got a
situation with my fifteen year old son, Marcus. By all accounts,
(35:26):
he's the perfect kid, honor roll student, polite, make sure
you want to make sure you could keep eyes on
where that was? Uh yeah, he's the perfect kid, honorable student, polite,
those doors for people, helps his mom with groceries without
being asked, doesn't talk back, doesn't sneak out, and even
volunteers at the animal shelter on some weekends. Basically everything
(35:47):
a parent could want. Here's why I'm struggling though. My
boy is too nice, like the kind of nice where
he'll let somebody cut in front of him in line
and then apologize to them. I've been trying to teach
him that being kind doesn't mean you let people walk
over you. But he's got that peace and positivity mindset
that doesn't mix well with his cold world. I told
my wife, I'm word he's gonna meet that one girl
(36:08):
in high school who figures out how soft he is
and turns him into a doormat. You know the type
text him when she needs a ride, cries on the
shoulder by her real boyfriend, then post about someone else
on Instagram. I've seen that movie before. But my wife
says I'm being too hard on him, and then I
should let him find his own way. It's not that
I want him to be some alpha male, tough guy.
It's just that in this world, if you don't have
(36:29):
a little edge or backbone, people take advantage of you.
Even at its part time job at the smoothie shop,
he's the one that always stayed late because he can't
say no when his coworker's bell. I told him, Son
is great to be dependable, but don't let that, but
don't let that turn into being a pushover. So my
question for y'all is this, how do you teach your kid,
especially boy, to keep his kind heart but still learn
(36:51):
how to stand up for himself. How do you give
him some edge without turning him a cold I'm trying
to raise a man. Appreciate y'all. What's funny, my boy is.
I have these conversations with my youngest boy all the
time because he is the nicest person in the world.
And I've only seen him get mad really, maybe like
(37:13):
two or three times, and that's just because his sister
was messing with him. Because yeah, I've been If you've
been listening to as long as you know the Diva,
there's a reason why she's called the Diva. But I
try to tell Ma, I'd like son because he plays football. Say, Son,
if you want to play this game, you got to
have a little bit of dickhead in you. Like, you
can't just be I say, it's fine to be a
(37:36):
nice guy, but you can't be just this super super
nice guy, I said, because people don't want to follow
a super super nice guy. Super super nice guys are
not the leaders. And if you wanting to be a
quarterback or whatever you do. I said, even if it's
not football related, if it could be just in the workforce.
(37:56):
The guys that are more assertive usually end up with
those promotions, while the guys that are just nice and
kind of sit back usually end up working for the
more assertive guys. So I've been trying to get on
him on that. I showed him YouTube videos or quarterbacks yelling,
whether it's Tom Brady Pat Mahomes, I said, Pat mahonmes,
I'm sure you thought he was really nice, but Pat
Mahomes yells too, like you got to have some of
that in you. And so I know that your wife
(38:19):
might feel like, oh, you're pushing, but no, you as
a father, you know what it is. Sometimes I think
moms have this jaded view on life where they just think,
oh no, And I'm like, you can't raise a boy
like that. That's why there's that big old stigma about
like single moms raising boys like you're you could always
(38:42):
tell those boys like we when we were out, I
can always tell who's a mama's boy who was didn't
have no follow in the home, Like there's just certain
things about him you could just tell or just see
and even when they want to fake it and go
all the way the extra model, or you still see
the chinks in the armor because it's just not the same,
(39:03):
you know, it's just all of y'all.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
My dad used to always tell me, you gotta take
care of number one.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
Like he didn't mean like be selfish, She's say, But
if I'm not making sure I'm good, am I gonna
be able to make sure anybody else look good?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
So you gotta let your son know.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
Look, son, it's gotta be a time where you want
to win for you, Like stop wanting to see everybody,
don't that don't mean don't be happy if somebody else
sees or whatever. But you gotta want something for you too,
like always being like sometimes you gotta say it's my turn,
like it's my turn. Sometimes you gotta be my turn.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
So in his email, I felt maybe I could be wrong.
Was it the mom riting this?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
It was the dad? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I thought I heard in the email that she talked
to the husband or something like that.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, she had talked to him because she thought he
was pushing your son too much, too hard.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
Okay, as he should, as he should you gotta get tough,
you know what I'm saying, Like, if you're not pushing them,
you canna let him lay back and cry it out
of it.
Speaker 7 (40:00):
Like you said, he will meet that chick who knows
he's too nice and all of that and get over
wrong and do whatever she wants, have him apologizing.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
For her cheating on him and ship.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
And we've seen it. Like, Bro, if this was an asshole,
we would say that you're not the asshole and this not.
But I'm honestly, bro, what you're doing is just the
little thing. I mean, obviously you don't want to come
to and you even said you don't want him to
be just some tough, alpha male tough guy, but at
the same time you just want to give him those
tools to be successful in the world. So I don't
(40:32):
see anything that you're doing wrong. I think you're doing
everything right. And hey, man, if you got to get
those like individual rides with him, like you know, y'all
just go somewhere and then y'all just sit around and
just talk. One he's gonna enjoy and remember those moments.
But two, now you can do it and like the
piece and don't have to worry about your wife getting
on you, whatever. So that's what I would say to
(40:56):
that man. But I think you're doing the right thing.
Speaker 7 (40:58):
Because challenge him to a fight and then say, look,
if you don't hit me for real, say you gotta
walk home or something like that. Drive far as Hill,
too far as hell?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Make it mad.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
They said, you have to hit me. I'm tired of
you being a pushover. You have to really hit me,
like for really, you don't you're walking home?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, true story. He probably the typed to be like father,
I cannot hear you. Take God, we won't dis on you.
Walk your way home, my boy.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
You walk, He'll still walk too. I probably got to you.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I'm sorry, father, I couldn't hit you, just didn't use me.
Last email. We got here. Hey, fellas love the show. Uh,
y'all always keep it real, even on topics most folks
are scared to talk about. So here's mine. I'm a
twenty nine year old woman in an all minute. I'm
kinky as hell. I'm not talking about just lights off, missionary,
(41:54):
the occasional handcuff. I like toys, role play, a little domination,
some surprise, some edge, you name it. I've always been
open and confident about what I like. My boyfriend, though
total opposite. We've been together a year and a half.
We met at a mutual friend's game night. He's sweet, stable,
funny in a dad joke kind of way, and checks
(42:16):
every box except one he's playing. He'll do the basics,
maybe try something new on my birthday, but if I
so much is bring up a toy or a new position.
He gets his nervous laugh and says, I'm good with
the way things are to be fair. I didn't just
wake up one day like this. My last serious relationship
was with someone who introduced me talk kinds of new things.
(42:37):
We explored every fantasy you could imagine, safe, consensual fun,
and it made me realize how much I enjoy the
adventure side of intimacy. So now being with someone who's
hesitant feels like I'm back in middle school again, sneaking
around my own desires. I've tried easing him into it,
starting with simple stuff like blindfolds, massage oil, or letting
him pick something off an online store. He says he's
(42:58):
not into all that, and then it feels like I'm
trying to turn sex into a performance. I don't want
to make him uncomfortable. But I also don't want to
spend the rest of my life feeling unfulfilled when I
know there's a whole world we could be exploring together.
And here's the part that makes it complicated. I love him.
He's the most loyal, thoughtful man I've ever had. He cooks,
he listens, he actually remembers details from our conversations. He
(43:23):
makes me laugh. I can see a future with him.
I just wish he'd loosen up a little behind closed doors.
So my question is how do I get my man
to open up sexually without making him feel pressured or insecure?
And if he never does, do I just accept that
not everyone can match your energy in every area, even
in the bedroom. I appreciate whatever advice y'all got. Jasmine
(43:43):
from New Orleans, Jazmine, you've got to accept it.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yeah, listens, But like you're over here saying you want
to get sledded out and he's not doing it.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
He's just like, oh no, I can't, because yeah, that's it.
So you need to choose because if he's fulfilling every
other thing, and it's not like you didn't say his
sex was terrible, you just say he just ain't doing
all the extra stuff. So unless his sex is just
terrible and you ain't coming from it, I mean, you're
(44:16):
just gonna have to accept that ship and just hope.
But that's damn, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
That is very tough, very tough.
Speaker 7 (44:25):
Like I couldn't imagine being with the chick who checks
every box for me except for that man, because I'm
a very sexual person. So if you just want to
later in Starfish, I can't do that man at all.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah, you gotta give me something something, And even if
you like brother, I don't know if if he listens,
I don't know. Maybe because she didn't say he listened
to the show, but I'm willing to bet he probably
introduced her to the show. I don't know that is true.
That is true. We got a lot of female listen
(45:00):
to the show. But I just feel like I feel
like maybe she wrote this.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
I don't know, because she said her name and location.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
So that's what I'm saying. Maybe she wrote this to
let him know he's.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Gonna say you just cooked. Everyone just heard.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
But there are a lot of jazz. Yeah, yeah, there's
a lot of jazz, I would assume in New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
But they all conveniently say really, Jazz, come.
Speaker 6 (45:28):
On, But I mean, if you the thing is especially
because you said, you know, he's faithful to you, he's
everything that everything. Like I said, if that's the area,
you feel like you gotta talk to him, you gotta
talk to him and be straight up with him.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
But I feel like she has been talking to him though.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
He was like, I don't want you to like, especially
if you feel like this is the relationship that.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
You want and everything like that, if that is the
area that it is not fulfilling, because that's gonna.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Be a life on thing. He's not fulfilling you in
the area. Girl, you might want to go ahead.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
And because at some point you are gonna find that
one dude take you.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Down how you want it, and you're gonna be in
that relationship and you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Something it just need to be scratched.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
And that's one of them. You gotta talk to him.
Just tell him, Hey, it's not that I need it
all the time. Just be like, look, just say everyone
so every once in a while, just tell him if
you're thumb in her book exactly, Just tell him it
would really turn you on if he did this, say
something like it would really turn me on if you
did this, Make it to where it's like it's give it,
give him the power, make it seem like he's the
(46:35):
one in control of you being super turned.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Do that and he'll probably do it.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
And the only thing the other thing I could think
was maybe he had like a past life, or maybe
he was all the way for you like that, maybe
he puts somebody in the hospital. So now you know
you don't want to go down that road to get.
Speaker 7 (46:50):
Man, you know you're gonna have to really sell it
and let him know that you want this. Like I
just I just can't see as a man, we keep.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Hearing about these minutes wanting freaking with their women.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Where are you women that I needed to.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Have y'all come to Dallas forwards? Out here?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (47:14):
Man?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Yeah, brother, if you are listening to this, she's listening
to this with you, and I know she's laughing and
looking at you and saying, see see, yes see, you
got you a good woman. And she's she willing to
go to because there ain't no guarantee I'm gonna read
your email. So the fact that she put it all
out there and was like yo, yes, brother, everything you
(47:42):
ain't got to go one hundred percent free, man, Just
do that. Give her something.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
You're a good girl.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Put a little pressure on her neck. That's how she wants.
Speaker 10 (47:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
You do every you fulfill everything else. Give her that.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
I wonder if he knows that she kind of did
that with the X and maybe he's like, I don't
want her.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
You know that that could be something like if she
did have that conversation, maybe.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
He's I don't want to be compared to him or something. Yeah,
but I'd be like, all right, let's try something never done.
You know what?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
That does make sense because like, let's say you've always
been vanilla and now you meet this girl that wants
to do X, Y and Z. You're like, damn, who
all have you done this ship with?
Speaker 1 (48:31):
That's when you're overthinking.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Man.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
I'm not saying, you know, for the person. You know,
if that's your thoughts, stop over thinking.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
I'm gonna think that. But I'm like, hey, man, shout
out to whoever that was back there.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
That's when I got to find out what are you
not doing?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yes that you want to do and because I'm gonna
do that or I'm gonna make you forget about the
past because you don't have a lot.
Speaker 7 (48:53):
Of Because now I'm gonna take a step further. You're
gonna tell me to not be so free because I
got to.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I can't think I'm trying to be your favorite person
of all time.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
So that could be it. But you gotta really talk
to him and ask like, maybe ask me like does
it bother you? I'm not?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Or what is his his for real reason? Because he
didn't what did he say? He just said it wasn't
for him or something like that. There's gotta be more
to it than that, because it's gotta be. It's gotta
be here because I.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Prefer my head dry, suck toppy.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Please, I don't want it.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I don't want you. No, no, please don't. Please get
a towel. Ye spit it everywhere, You're gonna spit. Spit
on the top police.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
So we're gonna get back into these topics.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Here be dirty.
Speaker 9 (49:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Everybody's got that one piece of terrible advice they wish
they never listened to. So let's talk about the worst
ones we've taken and how they turned out, fellas. What
is the single worst piece of advice you ever took
and who gave it to you.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
I wouldn't say it was the worst.
Speaker 7 (49:56):
But one time I got that bad argument with the
Jai bird and one of my homeboys is like, look, man,
get a beer one of them twenty four. He said
to drink one of them, chill out and all that.
So I did that, but I got two of them,
so I started sitting on the other one. Man, But
I was just I was drunk, just talking all types
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of ship. I don't give a fuck you drunk. Listen
to this dude. I listened to this man. But that's
that's one of them.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Not the worst, but it's up there, you know, for
the most part, and maybe just because I've just been
sober my whole life, like when people gave me bad advice,
so let me take that back. I was always the
kid that would learn from other people's mistakes and be like, okay,
you do this, let me not do that, Let me
do my brother. My brother could my brother could give
(50:50):
us a whole fucking novel on this ship. I don't know. Yes,
I didn't really take no a bad Like the worst
advice I can think of by out of older cousin
named Marcus, and this fool told me, hey, whenever you
meet a girl, any girl that you like, just walk
up to her and just kiss on her cheek, don't
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say nothing else, and then just look at her. Fourth grade.
I want I see this girl walk up to her.
I'm like, oh, she fine, I walk up to her.
I'm looking at it. I don't say nothing. I kiss
on her cheek. Nigga, when I tell you, I don't
even know how fast I got slapped, But that ship hurted,
(51:31):
not hurt it hurted.
Speaker 9 (51:33):
Hurt it.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
She's like, don't you ever do that? I was like,
I'm sorry. I can feel I can feel the damn things.
I feel it to this day. My eyes my eyes
teared up as it remember that painful memory. I'm like,
that's the worst advice ever. I'm not even thinking. I'm magging.
(51:56):
I had a uhle shirt and I have a little
my little blue jeans, some nut huggers, some rainglers. I
remember the whole, the whole thing. It was like this,
uh she had like a green color. It's kind of
like that turtle green, but actually that that uh that
bluish greenish color. Yeah, yeah, turkoise, but it's a little
bit dark than that. I remember, like yesterday, dog come
(52:20):
up get that kissed on the cheek, hold them tears
and you ever, I'm sorry like that, and I got
clowned for fucking a month. That was the worst part.
It was now.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
Predator, oh man, man say the worst advice ever from
a homie. Hey, let's take one.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yeah, that's the worst.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
You do it cool and then keep hitting you up,
Like damn it.
Speaker 11 (52:59):
What the fuck A.
Speaker 7 (53:02):
One I got as a kid from my mom, Like
she was like, yeah, don't be getting into no fights
and stuff. She's like, if you had to let them
hit you first, Like, yeah, stupid ass Leston MDY hit
me first once. Bro, my mouth was bleeding and I'm
just like, this ship fucking hurts. Why would I hit
me first. I remember my dad like he was like,
(53:25):
don't ever let nobody fucking hit you first. He was like,
if they he said, if they close enough for you
to touch him, you touch them first.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
He's like, if you already to that point.
Speaker 7 (53:33):
Where you done tried to tell him you don't want
to be bothered, telling me leave you alone, they still
step into you, you put your hands on them.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
First, Just let them hit you first. One time I
heard a say that ship, I'm you.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
Ain't never going to hit before a hit, because if
somebody hit you in your fucking mouth, ain't no guaranteed.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
You gonna be a.
Speaker 13 (53:52):
Hit.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
That button is like no. Then your asked the sleeper waking.
I was like, well, he let him hit me first. Man.
I remember my freshman year of high school. Damn what
was that police officer name the ker? Yeah, whatever, whatever,
whatever her name was. She came in and they were
talking about how, you know, how you could get tickets
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for fighting. And she comes in and she says, hey,
if don't get in a fight, because you're gonna get
suspended and you're gonna get a ticket. And so we
were like, I think it was probably Anthony Thomas was like, so,
if somebody comes up and punches me, I have to
run away, and she was like, She's like, yes, you
have to run, she said, So I have to run
while somebody beating the ship out of me. He'd say ship,
(54:35):
but she's like yeah, he said, what that make got
at all? And I'm just like, no, bro. So fast
forward to my kids. I said, look, I'm not telling
y'all to fight, but if y'all do fights, just don't
kill them. Because I'm a ride with you because there's
(54:56):
a reason why you were fighting, because yeah, that dumb
ship about like, oh no, no, that's not real life,
that's not me. Yeah, somebody pump you. Yeah, I can't
believe she told me that ship and I got hit
in the mouth. Listen to So how did that fight start?
(55:18):
You just sitting there like, hit me if you so bad,
hit me.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
I was just like, I'm not gonna hit you first.
I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 10 (55:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
That was before I start hanging around other blacks. Not
gonna hit you first, hit you first. I got hit.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
I was mad.
Speaker 7 (55:35):
I swing bat but I was like, why fuck did
I let him do that? Let him just let him
hit me? Nowadays, No, I'm gonna try to de escalate it.
Once I see you, you won't go all right, I'm
gonna go too. You get too close, I'm going first.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Have you ever given bad advice to someone that maybe
you thought it was good advice?
Speaker 1 (55:58):
No, bro, you weren't there, remember you and I. It
was too late. We couldn't believe he did it.
Speaker 5 (56:07):
Before that, Oh this that I remember that ship group.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
He said, Hey, I got I gotta, I gotta I
found something out I could pour water water and then
it just I remember that, Nigga d I was like, no, nigga,
what are you doing you? He said, yeah, found a
little life hat. You just put some warm water on.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
I thought he was.
Speaker 9 (56:37):
He was.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I remember that. I remember that. What the fuck is wrong?
No text?
Speaker 5 (56:42):
You tell me like he's serious? Right now, You're like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
I went back to nigga, what is wrong with you? Facts?
I'm glad it didn't happen. Agree that ship shattered. That
would have been one of the most hilarious more miss
in this moment is funny anyway, But had that ship
just shattered to him cheesing like like him cheesing and
the camera all sudden, she goes.
Speaker 9 (57:12):
Like, no, no, no, but.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
And Nigga, I didn't tell you do that ship. No, no, no,
I didn't tell you to do that ship.
Speaker 5 (57:24):
Yes you didn't remember who's that Mama? Who's at Mom's house?
Speaker 2 (57:28):
You shaid? I couldn't believe. See, this is why we
gotta be famous, because the amount of the amount of
comedians that would make fun of a c man. It
was just the s and ship like everybody I know
you now, y'all, y'all, y'all take shot shots to his
dumb asses, the fact that his wife be making fun
(57:51):
of him doing the.
Speaker 5 (57:52):
Same SHIPMA Show Live.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
I say that, I'm like, brone, see y'all, y'all see
I'm drunk. I'm just passionate. I'm just passionate.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
You got so many.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah, I'm given some terrible, some awful advice.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
Yeah you can't. You can't tell the advice. Some of them.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
I can't. Some of them I absolutely cannot put in
the butt, Bro, I definitely, I already know.
Speaker 2 (58:40):
I can't wait to hear this off air.
Speaker 14 (58:42):
Just notice this something bre I was like, Bro, like
as long as like you weren't all the way in
when you nudded, No, as long as long as you
weren't all the.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
Way in, bro, Yeah, terrible, terrible as by she breaks it, Doug,
I remember, you know.
Speaker 1 (59:04):
The worst advice I've ever heard from somebody. They told me,
And it's like right before I started having sex and ship. Yeah, Bro,
as soon as the sperm hits oxygen, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
I remember that ship was like, yeah, it was his
the oxygen in the air. You ain't gonna worried about, no, sir.
I think I remember I had this, uh my dumb
ass homeboy, him and his girl. They got pregnant freshman
year and I was like, we're gonna where a condas
(59:35):
now we were doing the standing up you know, if
you stand up.
Speaker 1 (59:38):
Yeah. I remember that ship too.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
No, they I said, just now, now you saw the
we all watched that video on seven eight whatever grade
that was. I said, when they talked about how the
sperm swims into the ship, So how he gets in there?
That ship is is already Michael Phelps in it, like, no, brother,
that man literally, now the kid is what let's see
(01:00:05):
the kid like twenty four? You long now? Yeah, bro,
But it's so weird to think crazy as ship.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
You were a stand up baby.
Speaker 15 (01:00:16):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
That's why I think it's important to tell these kids,
strap up, wrap up, when you're done, backpack that ship up.
Don't leave your condomns over there at all. Take them
witch you take them wich.
Speaker 10 (01:00:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Let's see. I'm trying to think of some other terrible
ass advice.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I remember nurse during this sex education ship in elementary.
It's been said, so you're talking about sex education.
Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
Obviously, you know Superman goes, but if a girl swallows,
she can get pregnant.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Too a nurse. Yeah, I swear to you.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
I swear to God.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Rockmore Elementary is not open anymore. So I can see
bitch happen wasted.
Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
Not just on titties, could have been in mouse all
this time.
Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
This one isn't advice, but I remember I told the
jail bird that swallowing nut prevents breast cancer.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
You gotta you gotta hit him with that. Uh it
bleaches your teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I said, I said, it prevents breast cancer.
Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
You said you said it just to see if she
wouldn't do it. It's time where it started and then
she started.
Speaker 13 (01:01:39):
It's just like when we It's just like we used
to say. I've never hut nutted off her head before. Man,
I'm gonna be some of the best head you ever
get your right, this never happened before you do that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
You ain't gonna do it again. See you tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
I don't know why or how I came with that,
miyaan Jong. Only fourteen fifteen this time? How we doing
this ship?
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
You read the encyclopedia at that time. You didn't have Google.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Or you had to literally dial up.
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Of course, like all young niggas did at that time,
I'm like, nah, I got cousin. His mama's a doctor,
a doctor she told me.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
After Yeah, y'all know, we really did grow up in
a great time where you couldn't go with no information.
It was yeah, because we had I had his mobile
I work with and this niggas like, yeah, I played
a college baseball because everybody found out I played college football.
So they was like, yeah, I played college baseball. And
(01:02:48):
we were like, oh, he's an Oklahoma State and this
nigga's like five five maybe we're like, oh, what position
you play? I'm giving the nigga a big bit of
a doubt because you know, and uh, he's like yeah,
just something he was saying. And y'all and Stephen though,
for real, when the mother, when I meet the motherfucker
that'd be lying, Like I know that nigga belying. I
(01:03:09):
don't trust that nigga. So I'm like this motherfucking line,
So I google him. This nigga don't pop up anywhere.
I said, hey, man, where you go to high school at?
He said, Mansfield, not Legacy. What's another one one of
the newer ones lake Ridge? Lake Ridge? So he did
go to he did, but that was it. There was
(01:03:32):
no anything like that. So I'm like, oh, what number
were you? And he's like, yeah, I was number. And
I was like, oh, hey, do I try to look
you up? We're uh, oh yeah, you know with the
way that the schedule, you know, I didn't really make
you know how to make the cut. But I was like, nigga, no.
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
At the school he played for TCJC.
Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
I'm just like, you can't lie in this day and
age at all. You can't at all back when we
were young.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Yeah, anything, don't you want to prevent breast cancer? I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
And now I'll tell you what's fucked up now is
if you turn your location on. And I think I
told y'all boys this, Like whenever I was in Chicago,
I was riding on a subway and there was a
chick like sitting across from me. I was like, oh,
she kind of fine. I was, I'm not gonna talk
to her, but I'm just looking at it like, oh,
she's kind of fine. So we get off the subway
and and I just get on Facebook. Why that chip
(01:04:31):
pop up?
Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Dude? You know how crazy that it is?
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
She is insane, just just literally so you know, y'all
know what I hadn't like my Facebook that I haven't
or whatever, it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
I'm not on it at all.
Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Literally, I made it just to try to network with
something when I was at my prettiest job.
Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
Literally, like after you had told me, hey, I sent
you a friend requesta YadA. Literally everybody from your friend group,
your friend group, a c frame like our whole like
people that we know everything started.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
People you may know people you know what the fuck
is going on.
Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I know exactly what you're talking about because the accepts
every fucking friend.
Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Man.
Speaker 7 (01:05:10):
I'll be seeing I'll be seeing like these random people
that they have one mutual friend.
Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Like you, man, let me get some girl from here Ganda, like.
Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Some random mass I do even know this, dude, man,
But all right, I'm like not accepting it. But you're
right though.
Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
There's been times where I've seen somebody at the gym
and I'm just thirsty in my mind just looking at him,
and the later that day people may know, Okay, I
didn't even take a picture of it this time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
This is crazy, man.
Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
I should now see these motherfuckers with the tripod the
ruined my creep. You man, I can't do it now
at coming.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
So last topic we got here, you have been chilling
in your partners Why can't I have your password or
grabs your phone like it's theirs too? And that and
that brings up this next topic. Is sharing your phone
password to sign the trust or is it a sign
of insecurity?
Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Insecurity? Yeah, insecurity, I mean uh, I mean okay.
Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
First off, like the only reason why somebody would want
your pass go is to try to find something, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
If I tell you, hey, because what can you do
on my phone? You can't do.
Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
There's many times where my phone is right there, like heyo,
will you go ahead and call my sister.
Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Really quick for me? That that's enough for you?
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Like I'm letting you use my phone and everything.
Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
It's just I feel like, of course, in this social
media or like media age, you know, everything is accessible,
I mean the cheating ship like that. But when you're insecure,
like that's when it's like I need you, I need
your password, can.
Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
Password for it, but the fact that you want it
for the sole purpose of trying to look for something,
You're gonna find something to piss you off. Like regardless
even if there's nothing, you're gonna find something to be
mad about, whether it was whatever porn.
Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I said, you're gonna be mad about? Yeah, why am
I watching? Why are you? Why aren't you?
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
This is what I don't understand, because women be lusting
and looking at men on Instagram and all kinds of
other stuff. I've just seen on Amazon's phone that she
saves like pictures are just randal celebrities. I don't give
a ship, but if you look and see some porn
on my like, bro, you literally save pictures of dead
(01:07:33):
niggas like Tupac. I said, I have a fucking Tupac
painted picture in my room where this nigga's looking at me.
You have him all over your shirts. You get my
daughter these fucking Tupac shirts. This is not I'm not
will Smith. But and so I was like, well, ship, well,
since you had the Tupac picture in here, I said,
(01:07:56):
I'm gonna go go get a Maya picture made for me. No,
you're not well I'm never why never never too?
Speaker 11 (01:08:06):
Why you?
Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
And I'm just like, bro, like just because sometimes I
want to look at something different.
Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
My thing is that's man that I'm watching porn.
Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
It's not me, yes, exactly, it's not. I'm at home
beating my meeting, coming from my own home life.
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Why don't you watch it with me?
Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Why don't you just do that?
Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Be like, I don't know what you like.
Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Yes, that's why I haven't why I asked you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
To do it. These people don't look, like I said,
because it's variety. I'm not looking. I don't want to
find the same exact thing. It's variety because I'm on
the street exactly like me.
Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
Okay, let's see, let's fine, five eight white woman, right,
like one bigger than the other.
Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
What do you know, I can't fucking find one.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Like you said, they don't look at random dudes on
Instagram or whatever follow them be.
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Sending it to their friends and ship. I don't care.
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
But if you need my password, you insecure about something
because I'm never gonna ask you for your.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I think that is like the nigga mantra. I don't
ever ask for you. And if you do have a
dude that does ask for your password, that nigga's insecure
and control.
Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
He's doing something on the side.
Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I ain't never went through nobody's ship ever.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
I never felt company.
Speaker 7 (01:09:29):
So the one time I've ever seen something is because
the dummy left it on my desktop and then log
out like the screaming black Audude, turn them out, you
stupid bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
I ain't never seen him go through your phone.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Because what happened on that situation, because I need to know, Okay, but.
Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Like with me, like I know how I used to
be when I was a dog. I'm not gonna look
for some ship. I'm not gonna worry my own feeling,
Like I'm like, why would I do that? Like if
I don't know, it's not real.
Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
And the other thing too is and we know it's
just the random laws of the world, like you can
have nothing on your phone. Every once in a while,
I would a text from somebody I ever talked to
him fifteen sixteen years like hey, I'm just thinking. I'm like,
I don't even know how you have my literally, but
I do know because my number, my number ain't changed.
And yeah, since I've had to say numbers to the
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fifth grade.
Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
So it's just like one of the songs that did
he produced maas, I don't want to know.
Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Yes, yes, I can't take it anymore. Let me live
my ignorance and ignorance exactly, you know. But but you
know they talk about women all time, how they want
to be, how they could be like the greatest detectives ever,
because I know y'ave seen some of those videos where
a woman will like zoom into her dude's eyeball to
(01:10:51):
see that there's a man. Yeah, askuse me a woman
like in the room or like, uh, like if he's
on a boat somewhere, should look and see that there's
a reflection of this some ship. It's just like why
are you? Why are you like this?
Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
It's probably.
Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Or something like goddamn, who hurts you? If your partner
refuses Let's say, just for what are shifting giggles? Shifting giggles?
You ask your girl for her password? Does that automatically
and they say no? Does it automatically mean that they're
hiding something?
Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Yeah, because if I am asked, which I won't, but
if I did it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
It couldn't be that they just value their prophecy. And
it's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
No, because guarantee you if rose she asked me to
say no, I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
It was funny, it'll be like, well you can have
my I don't want your password. I want you to
live your little secret life. Yes, I said, I don't
need it. I said, Now, if I see that you're
moving differently or whatever, that's yeah, that's a different story.
But if you move in the same way.
Speaker 7 (01:11:58):
Whatever asked first is definitely want to doing something and
they get rid of their evidence first.
Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Yes, that's so they've.
Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
But not today. Not today. I'm a wait a month
to two when you get comfortable.
Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Is there ever a point in the relationship where it
does make sense to exchange passwords.
Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Years old?
Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
No, I really don't feel like because think about it.
Let's say, y'all married, you should already know my family's number.
You don't need to go through my phone to get that.
I should know my people's number.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
People who what if it's something like maybe like, uh,
they're a beneficiary on your account for you know, your
four one care or something like.
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
That's different. It's not my phone.
Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
What'll have an email?
Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
There's an email connected to you?
Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
I have no reason like, this is my phone that
I bought for me, So if I want you to
go through it, I will let you. I get my
death man and even then, that's that's what I'm saying.
But even then one of y'all better have destroyed everything
we're going. If I died before one of y'all, y'all
have to break it, you have to shoot it, and
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you have to sit already.
Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yes, yes, I have been chosen for a lot of
my friends to be like, hey, some ship pop off,
you know what to do, laughtop. I said yes, because
we want to make sure that your funeral is a
pleasant one. I understand. Yeah. Because yeah, with you, you
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got to want I want you to think about I
want you to think about it. Maybe maybe you were
always great like a c Maybe you were always great
like him. I want you to think about a time
(01:13:58):
way back in the day we're you might have been
like showing some girl something on your phone and you
just like, please, bro, please don't please, because you'd be like,
you'd be like, hey, I got like, hey, I want
to show you some real quick and then and then
if you go to show you like fun what I said,
please please don't please don't. Literally Now, I remember one time,
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I remember I texted something. This was probably my first
sophomore year. I texted somewhere between firstman sophomore year. I
texted something and then I was like, well, hey, let
me show you something. This was like on my flip phone.
So it was like whatever, and I'm like, damn, what
I do that? And also my phone buzz and I
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was like, oh, Ship, Like who is that? I'm like,
shout out to gut through. He said it's good. Bron
oh oh, I said, I just got through. So finished
the thing. Literally my phone buzzed agear like right after
the baha would be so no, it was one time.
Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
It wasn't nobody takes me but one of my tabs
just like you know how like if you hit the
little thing on the bobby making sure your previous screens.
Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
She did that and it was porn like. She's like,
were you watching porn? I was like I was okay,
I was recently too okay, damn, Like Ship, what do
you say?
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Ship?
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
I couldn't delete it soon enough.
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Now, if you're like one of our friends a brother
brought the name of Jay, I may need too. This
nigga is the worst in the world when it comes
to giving his ship away and then somehow forgetting that
he gave that ship away. And for those of you,
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all people out there that have a really bad habit
of like, if you're gonna be in these streets, don't
be lazy in these streets. You shouldn't be in these
streets anyway, but if you're gonna be in these streets,
don't don't be Don't be a lazy motherfucker because lazy
motherfucker's getting killed. R I P. Steve mean there ship,
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don't be lazy in these streets, man, and don't be
playing with people's feelings.
Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Straight up day one. As you've always.
Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Said, start from day one, keep it real from day one.
I'll tell you what back in the day whenever that transition.
So like through my freshman year, could you know, you
first get in and you're like, oh, I can quote
unquote player and you're like, oh, no, I ain't talking
to this person. But man, once I was like, Hey,
(01:16:56):
I'm just trying to have fun. I'm letting you know
this is how I'm and either you can accept it. Boy,
my life was My life was changed forever. I remember
I had this My life was challenging, and I had
this chick. Literally our relationship was just just sucking my deck.
She had a boyfriend and she was going through things
or whatever. Went to Central Connecticut State man she was
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annoying as fuck.
Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
She gave the best head.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Yea, that isn't that weird? How you can find somebody
that's just that's just y'all's relationship. You just go do
it and then you talk a little bit like it's
always it's that that random ass, you know, five minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
So that you don't history class together together.
Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
And that was, yeah, the five minutes, like hey, what's
going on that fate little chat do dude?
Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Awkward?
Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Will y'all give them that to like, hey, it was?
Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
But then after that, like want you established that relationship?
Was like boom, I ain't bet and I have my
own apartment and everything. I remember she annoyed the funk out.
Speaker 9 (01:17:51):
I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Do regret She's fine chi literally like if she finished
only up and.
Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
Everything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
I'm getting showered, trying to come to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
I'm like what you doing literally for head and like
push it out of the bathroom. I'm like, yo, out, what.
Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Are you doing.
Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
She came up a few more times, and then she
wanted to get serious with her boyfriend.
Speaker 10 (01:18:16):
You like.
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No peace.
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I just want to.
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Now we gotta go controversial, thought provoking. It to a guarantee.
If you tune in, we'll show why I didn't give
you a watchin me. You have a busy life, man,
I know that you got options. But every Wednesday, you
know it's on. We're gonna keep this party rocking. Just
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talk about. I just want to thank you for helping
us grow. If you don't know, well now you know
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Us, side with us, getting fly with it's gonna live
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Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
But believe we'll always have a good show. If we go,
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Never stop with us, to.
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