10.29.25 Monkeys, Mind Games, and Mayhem

This week on Ooohtheyfunny, the fellas jump headfirst into chaos with “What Are Y’all Planning Now (the Monkeys)”, breaking down the insane real-life story of the Tulane University monkeys that escaped after being pumped full of COVID, herpes, and who knows what else. They question why these kinds of experiments even happen, joke about monkeys running loose on campus, and debate whether the whole situation was science gone wrong or a straight-up cover-up. From there, they switch gears with a hilarious “How Well Do You Know Me” segment, putting each other on the spot with personal questions that reveal some funny (and questionable) truths. Then things get spicy with “You’re Gonna Get Me in Trouble,” as they trade stories about those friends and flings that always bring bad decisions and good memories. Finally, the crew closes it out with a deep, mind-bending discussion—“Would the World Be Better If We Could All Read Minds?”—exploring honesty, chaos, and whether we could handle the truth if everyone’s thoughts were on loudspeaker. It’s funny, unpredictable, and classic Ooohtheyfunny from start to finish.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
And I'm glad you.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Hear it because you family, sit back and relax and
enjoyed the show.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
No place, no topic that they won't go.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
They tell the truth.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Lace wood depends if your dreams or the thought, then
it's something they can.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Make you laugh, make you cry.

Speaker 5 (00:20):
Have you looking at your friends like tell me why?

Speaker 6 (00:23):
How could he?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
What did she did? They say that?

Speaker 6 (00:26):
MG, I can't replease play that back?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Put the kids to bad.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Because in my gift ron you even't like to welcome
y'all to our private part.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I think it's safe to say these.

Speaker 6 (00:35):
Amigo type asquitos got them yelling.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, I told the world they'd have messed up. Now
we have took the cat off. Ain't an hold them down.
Sit back, relax Its.

Speaker 7 (00:45):
Time I start the show. There's no topic that damn
want there to go, Sit back, relaxus. Time I start
this show and show that means it's time.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
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to beat. Eddie p.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
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to beat a C. Show Time is the place to beat.
Show Time is the place to beat all three.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Show time the place to be.

Speaker 8 (01:27):
Here?

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Speaker 4 (01:33):
Oh yeah, I'm Tony and you're listening to they funny Local, National, Global.
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when we go. And once again brother Steven, mister, I
can't grow no go tea. Steven can't grow beer, Yes,

(01:54):
can't grow a real beer. Oh man, I wish we
could share with them that chat. Oh good time. And
on today's show, Oh yeah, Steve's not gonna be here,
but he'll be back back next week because his season
will be over, so good luck to him.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Or did he say playoffs start first? The playoffs?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
At least all I saw was he said he'll be
good week.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
That's what That's what I saw next week. So, uh,
we're gonna be talking about what are y'all planning? We
got how well do you know me?

Speaker 10 (02:33):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
You're going to get me in trouble? Would the world
be better if we could all read mind? We got
some emails and we might have a few more tipics
if we get to them. Before we get to any
of that, y'all know what time it is, so let's
get to.

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It, and now it's time for.

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Friday, Man, y'all will see me there, but you probably
ain't gonna recognize me because I'm actually gonna dress up
for Halloween.

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Speaker 6 (03:20):
I'm very excited about Friday. It is going down.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
If you were if you were in the neighborhood last
week and you saw how they were partying last week,
just know that this party is gonna be about thirty
times bigger. It's gonna be about thirty times straighter if
we're keeping one hundred. I saw you laugh over there, risky,
but everybody invited. And I'm telling you now, whether you're

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in the Arlton location, the ford Worth location, Austin, the
Denton location.

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Houston saying it's taught boy. They got a lot of
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Speaker 2 (03:58):
For Maine and Broad off of Ain't and Broad in.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Every city, just know that it is going down.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
The first thing we're not gonna talk about, we're praying
for our brothers and sisters in Jamaica that got hit
by the hurricane Melissa. Also nah, because that winds going east,
it's going south, going towards, going towards Miami.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
You know, we just we just we're getting cold front. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
And also praying for Cuba. Y'all stay safe out there
because I know it hit cube of today.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
We're not gonna talk about the Governor of California Gavin
Newsom issuing the Trump administration about suspending the SNAP benefits
despite having the funds available. Uh, that was earlier today
and now I saw right before the show that I
think there was about multiple states, right, yeah, I think
that about.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Like it could have been like eighteen or nineteen that
we're doing it now.

Speaker 10 (04:55):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
We're not gonna talk about last night the Blue Jays
even up the World Series to two against the Los
Angeles Dodgers for you baseball heads out there.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
We're not gonna talk about Michael Jordan's calling out the
current players in the NBA for all their load management.
He said he would never do that, and I mean
his you can look at his history and he did
not do that. He played when he wanted to, when
he could play.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Last time.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
We're not gonna talk about Jalen Brown on the Boston
Celtics went viral when his spray on hair rubbed off
on the dude who was guarding his jersey. He then
decided to call Lebron and say Lebron obviously didn't answer,
but he was like, big.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Bruh, they found out. I need some help. I need
some help.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
It was pretty humorous. But those are the things we're
not gonna talk about. Now, let's get into some stuff
that we are gonna talk about. So we got to
dive into one of the wildest real life science stories ever.
There were some monkeys that came from Tulane University that
escaped after being pumped full of COVID herpes and who

(05:59):
knows what else. And that is the question, he p
what were they really experimenting on? Why would the monkeys
even pumped full of all that stuff in the first place?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Because I knew because everybody's been sharing that.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Like he doesn't even sound real.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, one escape, Yeah they killed five of them.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Yeah, so they've killed killed there's been one still on
the loose.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
So he's got herpes a comedia got it all?

Speaker 6 (06:30):
What else?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
And all that's gonna take is him biting one person?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
That's it, or even your pitt gonna spread or a
mosquito bite. Well, I guess it's too well.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I mean, if a mosquito sucks from him and that's
all it takes, you don't I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
If a mosquito sucks herpes out of somebody and it
comes and drops on you and gets his little nasty
nose on you.

Speaker 11 (06:54):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
You don't think we get with now, then.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
That is a good question.

Speaker 11 (07:02):
I don't think that it can be transferred that way
at less.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
That little tone. Is it possible to get AIDS from
a mosquito a big tone?

Speaker 12 (07:16):
So the short answer is no, you can't get AIDS
or HIV from a mosquito bite.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Here's why.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
So can you get anything from a mosquito like they
get that Let's say they suck blood out of somebody
and then they went to somebody else's suck their blood.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Could you possibly get anything from that mosquito?

Speaker 12 (07:36):
Yeah? So, mosquitos can definitely spread certain diseases, just not HIV.
The reason is that HIV doesn't survive or replicate inside
a mosquito. It just gets broken down. But mosquitos are
infamous for spreading stuff like malaria, zeca virus, dingey fever
west now virus.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
What about chlamydia? Nope, you're in a clear on that
one too. What about herpes? Good news there as well,
Thanks little Tony.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Little Tony. Okay, well still all it takes that monkey
to bite one person.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
You know what I like about this now because you
remember all those times we were like, man, if all
we googled it? Now I got this motherfucker who he's
kind of like that little side producer person that we
can fact check on stuff.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
So shout out to uh a little tony.

Speaker 13 (08:26):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
But yeah, it does beg the question like why are
they pumping these monkeys? Because these are all things that
we have cures for, So what is the purpose of
pumping them with these things?

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Just to see maybe uh, to see if you can
mutate or something? Because why are you giving a monkey
COVID and herpies? It had something else? I forgot what
it was, but I'm like why, And then if it,
why'd you kill them?

Speaker 6 (08:54):
That's where I can get you next.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
If it was if this is just because one y'all
had them, so you weren't gonna kill him an until
they escape?

Speaker 6 (09:01):
So are you lying to us? And you really pumped
them up? With some gen v because he don't watch, yes,
because he doesn't watch, And I don't even know if risk.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Did you ever?

Speaker 11 (09:13):
I haven't watched the new season though, watched.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
As long as you watch, that's all I care about.
All right, yeah, you cool.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
I don't love the violence, but the show over the Boys,
Well that's what I'm saying when I'm talking about violence
and more started with the boys.

Speaker 11 (09:29):
But the show was good.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
I had to watch.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I knew I was cool with you.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
Okay, yeah, rock with her.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
But yeah, it does beg the question of what did
they really give these monkeys, because if it's just some
regular stuff, what were tripping on?

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Why was it such a big old ordeal?

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Because now they can't contain whatever they were going to do,
they were going to try to put it somewhere Black neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Probably probably Sode Chicago.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Let these monkeys out, because you know what it's.

Speaker 8 (10:00):
It just seems really efficient because if it was some big,
top secret, I don't feel like they would have announced
what it happened like they would have just been like
a monkey got loose.

Speaker 11 (10:10):
Why go into grave detail about all the chiseeases that
have had that's just weird, Like.

Speaker 8 (10:17):
Just to create what like mass masks, something that where
you freak people out, Like what is the purpose?

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Why?

Speaker 11 (10:24):
Why do we need to know that?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Right? And I'm curious as to why it started off
in Tulane because normally it's gonna be in some real
remote fact like remote area, you would think, but Tulane,
of all schools, Like what's going on with Tulane?

Speaker 6 (10:40):
That's in a New Orleans.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
The only reason why I know that is because Matt
Forte went there, which I know that you don't know
who Matt Forte is, but he's one of the better
running backs for the Chicago Bears history that they had.
I put them probably right behind sweetness. Do y'all think
there could have been any real risk from these interested monkeys?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Like she said, like why do we even know about that?

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Like if it's like some big, top secret thing, we
shouldn't even know about that, We shouldn't even know they
escape nothing.

Speaker 8 (11:14):
Yeah, Like what I mean even if somebody saw them
and put them on social media, who would know they
had all those things?

Speaker 11 (11:20):
Besides the labs or the trip people who were like
taking them somewhere and.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Where were they taking them? Where are y'all taking these monkeys.
They got all these diseases and ship.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
And they escape. Why kill them? If it's like, I'm.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Confused, it really does take too long to I was
gonna search. I'm like, it really does take too long
to do that. Well, you could just yeah, where were
they taking those monkeys that escape from Tulane University?

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Even know you has the research on Yes, yes, I've
got you.

Speaker 12 (11:59):
So from what's been reported, those two lane monkeys were
actually being housed at a research facility linked to the
university's primate Center. They weren't exactly taking them as some
hidden off side destination. They were more or less in
containment for medical research purposes. The idea was to study
infectious diseases as wide as that sounds given the coxtail
they gave them. But yeah, it's definitely something that raises

(12:20):
a lot of eyebrows that makesure go, what exactly were
they planning.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
To find out? Little Tony? Are you lying?

Speaker 12 (12:26):
Not at all, Tony. I'm just here to keep it
real with you. That info is based on what's been
reported publicly, and I'm just passing along as accurately as
I can.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
If anything ever seems off.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
You can definitely run it still.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Shit, Like I'm not Peter or nothing by any means,
but that's still a living being and you gave it
all this other ship for no reason.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Do y'all think, not not talking about the monkey, but
just in general, do y'all feel like, because it seems
like the government or whoever it is in charge, always
trying to keep stuff under wraps, don't y'all think that
the public deserves to know if there is something that
could potentially turn us into some zombie infested.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Thing or give us some incurable.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Ship where we can be prepared so that we're not
out here just mosing around just being dumb while y'all
are trying to play men in black out there.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
It's the reason why they wanted us to know they
escaped though, because, like Risk said, like, what's the point
in us even knowing this? It's supposed to be some
I mean but little tony things. It wasn't some top
secret thing.

Speaker 8 (13:31):
He still is things that they would keep it like
under wraps, Like not everybody needs to know that the
monkeys were infected with all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
If I had to say something, I wouldn't tell people
it had herpes and COVID and it.

Speaker 11 (13:43):
Was used for testing, for researching and killing.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Them, like killing them because now Peter's gonna come and
be like, what were y'all doing with these monkey because
y'all spearmen in it on them?

Speaker 6 (13:54):
So what else are y'all spearmanting on?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
And why is it so important to find the sixth one?

Speaker 14 (13:58):
Like, yes, something else? I bet you the monkeys can talk,
Probably probably can talk. They probably gave it all types
of got wings like the Wizard of Alls. Ain't no
telling what the monkeys can do. It's probably season.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
You don't think it has powers, that's your usual thing,
the powers.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Because I don't think all of them would have got
killed if that was the case. Now, if they were
all gone, possibly possibly could have had powers. But we
will as it's unfolds, it'll probably just pop up and
things we're not gonna talk about because I really want
to know what's going on.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
There were they mixing DNA with COVID to create some
new I.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Think you're right they probably could talk. That's why they
killed them, so.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
It would make sense they got to find he gotta
blend in and try to make it through to get
to the Northwest.

Speaker 11 (14:52):
That's why they have all those diseases though, because.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yeah, or like if people start talking to be like,
oh no, the diseases have affected you, so your mind
is not right.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Whenever the monkey's being have a conversation with Yes, the
levels to that ship.

Speaker 11 (15:12):
You say that, why I can't have a conversation with
a monkey.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
I just feel like they be perverted. They're perverted to
I just feel like monkeys would take it to another
level of perversion. Reason. I think they're very perverted.

Speaker 15 (15:28):
So we.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
See, at least you get a warning about at you.

Speaker 13 (15:34):
This is true.

Speaker 11 (15:35):
This is true, get a warning, they tell you.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
So I got something.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
They do it.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
So this next topic is just a little fun topic.
And I totally forgot that it was our second topic
because I was going to have both y'all write all
the stuff down. We're going to kind of guess on
each other. But uh, we're just gonna go off off
the rip. So we'll start off with the risk and

(16:01):
this is a how well do you know me? So
we're so this is about risk and we're gonna see
how good we know her through the can we been.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
Here for how long you.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Was at the beginning of this year last time?

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (16:18):
So am I supposed to write to answer my phone.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Then yeah, we can do that.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Your your question is what's my go to comfort food
when I'm in a bad mood. So we're talking about her,
talking about her? What is yes, what is your go
to comfort that? Oh my god? So we just writing
down We just we're just gonna get guess. Yeah, we're
just gonna make sure that she can't cheat, which is
why she's.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Writing it down.

Speaker 11 (16:46):
Talk for a second so I can think for like.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Think what like some.

Speaker 11 (16:54):
When I'm in a bad mood, I'm just.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Gonna throw it out there just because I just feel
like it don't no matter what mood you're in, let
me have it.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
Have you guess first, because I feel I feel like
you should know this as well.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I don't, like, I really don't.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
What is she always eating nine times out of ten
when you come here?

Speaker 11 (17:14):
I mean y'all have like, yeah, yes, I would say
it's like that mood.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
I just feel like that's just your anytime mood.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I know what you got from Chipotle?

Speaker 5 (17:27):
So I didn't want to say yeah, yeah, okay, I
say mac and cheese. I'll about to say that.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
So here it goes.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
This will be on me if I want ten million
dollars tomorrow. What's the first stupid thing I probably buy?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Stupid thing or stupid thing?

Speaker 11 (17:48):
Probably ten million. That's not that much, That's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
You know, I'll be honest, it's probably This was really
a Steven question because I'm not sure I'm a buy
something stupid. I'm over here trying to think what stupid thing?
Would I buy stuff that made sense to me?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I wouldn't anything.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Yeah, we'll throw that one out.

Speaker 15 (18:08):
That was that was really for Steven, Steve Hookers and oh, definitely,
definitely definitely or he probably go to Turkey to connect
this beard.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
But that Steven, you know, you know what, let's I
feel like we.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Can go through all these with with all of us,
So like we'll get one and we'll go through it.
So I don't think you buy anything stupid as buy
some off of TikTok.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Like some stupid whole eighteen Amazon just right.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
Here, yes.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Here, I literally have a list, and I would be.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Like, hey, didn't you tell me you got to fix this?
And you'd be like, yeah, I'm not gonna do that
right now.

Speaker 11 (18:54):
I found something really cool.

Speaker 8 (18:56):
There's a there's actually a website called i think it's
called uncommon Things, I'd be wrong. Literally, it's basically like
a website that you go that has the most random
shit you could ever possibly think of.

Speaker 11 (19:09):
And some of it, like literally is is twenty thousand dollars.
Like you could buy a jet on there, not.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Twenty thousand, but you can say I'm not flying that thing.

Speaker 11 (19:19):
No, No, you can buy a private jet.

Speaker 8 (19:21):
You can also buy a flute like stuff like it's
every My brother sent it to me a long time ago.
Anytime you get really bored, I go on there, just
brownshit because it's the most random day.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
If you wouldn't think about buying Yes, And I wish
I could.

Speaker 11 (19:36):
Remember what I'll have to ask him.

Speaker 8 (19:37):
But it is so funny because I feel like I
would buy something random from there if.

Speaker 11 (19:42):
I had a lot of money, like randomly.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
So yeah, So this next one, we'll start off on Eddie.
All Right, what's something Eddie can't stand that most people
seem to love? What is something that you can't stand
that most people seem to love? Boy, this would have
been a see question for.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Sure, easy, easy for ac that.

Speaker 11 (20:05):
Most people love dancing? Are you a dancer?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I can a little bit.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
I'm not gonna say that you can't stand this, but
I know that you you don't like it, like you're
not gonna go out of your way to watch it
as basketball.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
I'm not like that.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I'll watch it. It's not that I understand it. If
you said baseball's absolutely.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
I probably should have said baseball.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Baseball, that's absolutely true.

Speaker 11 (20:35):
What were you thinking of when you just like I
was trying to.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Think, what's something I absolutely do not like that A
large majority of people do.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I can't think anything but see with baseball, I don't
think a large majority of people like that. That's why,
like baseball is now so regional, it's it's not even And.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
I can't even say Cowboys because that's my team. I
love the Cowboys, but a lot of people who love
the Cowboys can't stand.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
The fucking Cawboys. Is that I can't say that.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
I can't even say religion. I don't I don't dislike religion.
I'm just a religious person. I really don't know baseball.
That sushi fucking sushi.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
That that actually was my soush sushi.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Sushi, that's it, even though I just don't like fish,
So I can't when people get so hyped up about it.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I'm just like, no, sushi is it? I can't stand
the ship?

Speaker 4 (21:23):
And what's something that she can't stand that most people
seem to love? Ani Man, Yeah, I do not yet.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Watch uh watch is sailor watch Insible?

Speaker 11 (21:42):
No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
You don't like it.

Speaker 8 (21:45):
I think it's so stupid. He try to put it on,
like watch this, just watch it, you'll love it, And
I'm like picking my book and reading my book.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
I'm like, this is so stupid.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
How you like the boys but not Invincible.

Speaker 11 (21:56):
Because it's a cartoon.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
I can't It's not a cartoon. Is an animate cartoons?

Speaker 11 (22:02):
I can't get into cartoons. I'm sorry, I'm anna.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Don't you watch little teenage kids crap all the freaking time?

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Every time I get up here to set up. What
is the crap? You watch U Vampire Diary and we'll
keep watching it.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
You're any of.

Speaker 11 (22:21):
Us out there, thank you, and y'all have issues repeatedly.
I'm not the only one that's on the fifth.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Yeah I do, like, yeah, it's it's it's a weird.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Well, my assus. What's my biggest pet peeve? When it
comes to people I work with.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
We'll start off on me when they try to invite
you out do something outside of work, try to get
to know you outside of work.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Talk to him what you.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Just talk to him period, But definitely.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
When they want to get to know yes, yes, definitely, no, no,
you know what that's that's top three, but that's not
top one.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
Top one happened to day. I didn't know if y'all
make it guess enough. So if I'm in a team
meeting and the manager.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Says, hey, I'm gonna give y'all time back, so this
isn't gonna last very long. It's supposed to be our
long meeting. I'm gonna give you some time back thirty minutes.
So we're supposed to have thirty minutes. She was like,
we're going go thirty minutes. Motherfuckers keep asking questions and
asking questions.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
So he got to like.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
About twenty five minute mark. I mentioned my boy said, man,
tell your people to shut the hell up. He starts laughing.
I'm like, nah, for real, telling them shut up? So
then I said, have y'all seen that Elmo meme? Where
almost looking like this? So I'm like, bro, you set.
I was about to so next time, if she ever
says he I'm gonna give y'll extra time. I'm gonna

(24:01):
put them in the thing, like if you ask some
dumb questions, I'm gonna be looking at you like this.
So at the twenty minute mark, she said, well, hey,
I'm gonna give y'all back y'all's time.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
So some other dude starts to talk. I clicked off.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
I said, I ain't got nothing for you, brother, don't
be stealing my time. It's my time to be off
the damn phone. So that's my biggest pet peep. People
who don't know how to shut the hell up.

Speaker 11 (24:23):
And you said at work or what was up?

Speaker 6 (24:25):
The biggest pet peeve when it comes to people you
work with.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
For me, it's night shifting the latest shit, and when
I'm in briefing in the morning with my supervisor, won't
shut the fuck up, just keeps talking and talking and
talking like we should have already been with we been
going now.

Speaker 11 (24:42):
I think that's with everybody.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
I think it's the over talkers, like things that can wait,
you have to share with the group. Like we even
have people that my boss will be like, all right,
well are we good?

Speaker 11 (24:54):
Anybody else? Well, I do have a question on this
claim that I was working, and everybody's like, you could
ask one person.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
That later it can help you, you don't need the
whole team, and then she will proceed to share her
screen and get the entire team's opinion.

Speaker 11 (25:07):
I've loved meetings like that too. I just I'm like,
I don't have time for this. If you don't need
five people helping you.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
If I know where I'm gonna be for that day,
if they're doing all that ship I get up and go.
I'm like, because I'm it's like I can mean a
different spiders single day.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
But that's my pippee.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Next one here, we'll start off with a risk. Guy,
what's one thing you always say or do is basically
your trademark.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Witchcraft?

Speaker 11 (25:36):
I don't have amark say or do my.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Stomach curse headache.

Speaker 11 (25:47):
Are we just generalizing all women that doesn't We got
punstant headaches and we are always tired.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
I don't think that's anything new anything else, But.

Speaker 11 (26:06):
That's not customary.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
That's just all of then, man, because you got.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
And you guys a black as a black man, and
then something about titties with the biggest titties mine is
definitely leaving them at least here leave them.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Mine changes with the seasons, like it's I don't know
what would y'all say? It is like my trade Martin catchphrase?
Right now?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Do you think.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
What is your b M b MS black man struggle?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I start from day one.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
St it really like my It shifts with the seasons,
like I'll get into a flow saying something and then
I'll move to something else do that so I don't
it's never the same.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Now my.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Kids would probably say, uh, what do I tell? Though
I say a lot of different stuff. It ship, it
really does shift, but something about I'm the man but
something oh yeah, oh yeah, it's a point black.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Something. How does it fucking go? Something? But they'll say, oh,
I'll say who am I? I'm the man? And I'll
say what and what don't you forget it? Something along
those lines.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
But well, we'll say the rest of these, because I
mean these this could probably take the whole show. So
we'll stop there and then say these for another go round.
But we're gonna take a break and when we come back,
we got some emails you're listening to.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
Ooh they funny.

Speaker 10 (27:47):
Fellas. You can't let her keep doing this taking your
old spice deep pyadration with a low body wash. It's unacceptable. King,
She's gonna have to undersay that you got your own groom.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Needs a deal.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
She might say, boy, please, what's your's mine?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I'll buy moil be just fine. What if she don't,
don't go.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Don't let her bring up the guy calle Let her know, man,
time and time again, she's been taking your spy steep padration.

Speaker 12 (28:22):
You got, you got her speak up for yourself.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Don't let her.

Speaker 10 (28:28):
You said, there's nothing that to all my guys. Never
let your skin go dry, and always keep an eye
on your old spice body lotion and body wash because
men have skin too.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
And you're listening to ooh they funny Local National Global,
you know how the style I almost did say live
as I was listening to that little music coming in
and it just I don't know why this job in
my mind, But why is it that eighties movies had
so much like slut smart porn stuff and like everybody

(29:20):
was naked in the old eighties movies versus like what
we get today, Like it seemed like every movie back
in the day had women being naked.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Like so you know that thing I said with that snake,
that got shot. Yeah, yeah, look, so I was like cast, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
So I'm looking so I'm looking through it, and then
it took me down because I want to go look
at the cast. I looked at somebody else in that movie,
and then it took me down a little rabbit hole
of all eighties movies.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
I'm like, what everybody used to be naked back in
the day.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Like outside of the filmstry like but like in the.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Movie and outside, so like you have a what's the
old girl from Halloween Jamie Lee Curtis still lives even
with her whole self.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
I respect it. I respect that she didn't get placid surgeries.
I do respect the New Boos though that yeah, that's yeah,
that's on the game.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
But back in the day, like it was always whether
it was a supposed to be like a sexual movie
or like a random movie like a Revenge of the
Nerves or something like that, they always had filth in
there versus what we have now, and it's like only
preserved for special moments.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I get that already somehow had.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
To, but but a lot of times it didn't have
anything to do with the movie.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
It was just like, okay, horror movie girl, just yeah,
it was so that I don't ye it all popped
up my mind. But let's get into it first. Email
we got here, one of the EP's favors in my asshole.
What's up, y'all. I got a situation that's been eating
at me, and I really need some outside perspective on

(30:58):
whether I'm being selfish or just said and boundaries. So
I'm twenty eight doing all right for myself. I've got
a steady job, my own apartment, and finally reached a
point where I'm not living check to check. My older brother,
on the other hand, hasn't had that kind of luck.
He's thirty two, has two kids, and has bounced between
jobs for years. He's a good dude, not lazy, just

(31:19):
one of those people who can't seem to get things
to line up anyway. Last week he called me and
asked if he and his kids could stay with me
for a couple of weeks because it's least ended in
he's still waiting on his next.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Job to start. Now.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
I could say yes, I've got a second bedroom and
enough money to help out, but the truth is I
really don't want to. I've lived alone for three years
and like my peace he's loud, his kids are wild,
and I know a couple of weeks could easily turn
into a few months. When I told him I didn't
think it was a good idea, he got quiet and
said you just he got quiet and just said, you've changed.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Man.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Used to have my back. That one's stun My mom
even called me later, saying family. Health's family, but she's
not the one who have to share a bedroom with
two toddlers or buy extra groceries every week. Part of
me feels guilty because I can help, it wouldn't ruin
me financially. But another part of me feels like I
spent years getting to this point and letting him move
in might just drag me right back into stress and chaos.

(32:16):
So be real with me and my the asshole for
not want to let my brother and his kids stay
with me, even if it's just temporary.

Speaker 11 (32:24):
Why can't you stay with your mom?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
That part that was my first got the nerve of
coming on it.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I was, I was like,
if the mom called, she probably lives like there is very.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
Few people I would let live with me, and I
know before they would even ask if I would say
yes or no, because you can't let everyone live like
some people just don't cohabitate very well.

Speaker 11 (32:47):
Right, Like my brother and I, we wouldn't make it.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
I was just about to ask you, y'all no, I
mean if we.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
Had no other option, I would have to literally shut
myself down to where I would have to not talk
to him to get to be able to get along
with him that long, like to stay with him.

Speaker 11 (33:03):
God forbid that ever happens.

Speaker 8 (33:05):
But like there's certain people, like even out of my
own close like super close friends, there's like maybe one
or two people that if they asked me if they
could stay with me, I know it would be temporary,
and I know that we could.

Speaker 11 (33:17):
Cohabitate okay together?

Speaker 16 (33:18):
Which friend like Ac and probably Heather, that's the only
two I can't stay. No, I love her and I
say that back. I would love her because I know
she wouldn't stay long, but would all everything that comes
with that?

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Yes, me, most of my friends, I doubt they would
be in a situation like that, but if they were,
I'd be okay with it because I know them like
we got.

Speaker 11 (33:46):
If it's someone you know, like.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
I know I know from our little group.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
From our group, our circle, any of them, I ain't
trimping regardless if it takes a couple of months. Cool you,
But most of my family, Hell no, No.

Speaker 11 (34:04):
You know, like there's so many people out there that
don't mind being a burden. They know they're a burden,
and they just.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Don't give a I got too many aunties out there that,
like you just said, they don't mind being a burden.

Speaker 11 (34:14):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
They don't give a ship. And I'm like, because this
happened before a long time ago, like such and such,
they lost their jock. No, no, I don't got enough space,
had two extra bedrooms. Hell no, you can't come stay
with me? No, because I knew it was gonna turn
from just a month or two to six months to
a year.

Speaker 11 (34:31):
That's what happened to my mom. She she let her
friends over in here.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh man, she said, she was like it would be
like three months max.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
This lady stayed for a solid year, and she was
so like, nobody was comfortable in this house, nobody Like
she would stay downstairs all the time, take over the
hold downstairs, watch TV till like five in the morning,
sleep half the day, like what happened?

Speaker 11 (35:00):
Have the nerve to like tell Jayal when he was
being too loud or she was trying to sleep. Like
I was like, she got I told her. I was like,
she gotta go.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
She got anything.

Speaker 11 (35:07):
So she did pay. I think she paid like three
hundred dollars a month and.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Anything.

Speaker 11 (35:14):
Yeah, I mean she did, she did. She wasn't like
my level of cleanup.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
I'll see y'all would pass by her all the time
whenever y'all be leaving, because she'd be in that room
over there.

Speaker 11 (35:25):
We weren't doing the show yet, but what were we
doing the show?

Speaker 8 (35:29):
She stayed in my studio, So that bed even more
frustrating because when I had to do shoots, I had
to move all her ship out while I did.

Speaker 11 (35:36):
The shoot, and then she would move it back, and
I'm like, this is this is not gonna work.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
Because every time, every time where I was like, she's like, oh,
just three more months, just three more months, And I was.

Speaker 11 (35:46):
Like, you got to you gotta do something. She can't
stay anymore, she can't stay here. We were so uncomfortable.
And that's what you got to remember.

Speaker 8 (35:52):
If you're I don't care if it's family or not,
if it's somebody you know, it's going to make you
uncomfortable and no, may possibly stay longer than they're welcome.
Not because I, like I said, there's like two people
three max that I would let say to me and
the hard times that's it. Everybody else absolutely no, don't
give your brother or not. No, that part, like that's

(36:14):
your peace, Like that is where you would have to
come home to at the.

Speaker 11 (36:18):
End of the day.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
And it's not just him, it's his two kids.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
And he knows that the kids a while, and he
knows that his brother's loud, so something.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Unless Mom stays really far away.

Speaker 11 (36:28):
Why then why he can't just go to her house?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
And then I'm not saying that your parents should feel
obligated with.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
My first thing would have been like, hey, Mom, going
through some stuff, Can I just borrow something just so
I can get up in an apartment or something and
then I'll pay you back on something. Something I wouldn't
want to just go straight to my brother right away.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
The whole thing I could think of if is if
like the brother was always like the older fuck up,
and so he don't want mom to know that. It's
probably he just says that when he saw that his
brother was gonna let him in. He was like, well, shit,
I guess like I go talk to mom and see
if I can get it. He probably lied and told
her some random story that's Jesse said fuck you something.

(37:13):
But now you're not an asshole.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I know some other people probably will think that your asshole.
But if you know your brother and he is the
older brother, I think I might feel a little bit
different if it was like vice versa. But as an
older brother, I'm like, Bro, you gotta get it out
the mud. You can't be going a little bro exactly,
and I understand shit happens, but you still got to
get it out the mud man.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
So nah, I don't think you're an asshole. Next question
here or not question?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Next email here? What's up, guys? This isn't really a
deep life problem or relationship thing. It's just one of
those random things. Wait, I miss one. Oh yeah, I
did miss one, because then my asshole is the second one.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
What's fellas.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
I've been meaning to write y'all for a minute, but
this weekend gave me something that's been sitting heavy on
my mind. I'm a Muslim guy in my mid twenties
and for the past year, I've been dating this girl
who's Christian. We're not super religious to the point of
being in the mosque or church every week, but we
both still have faith, still believe, still pray in our
own ways. Everything's been good, like really good. She's kind,

(38:22):
she's supportive, she's funny, and the chemistry has never felt forced.
Our families even get along, which is rare as hell
these days. My mom loves her cooking and my dad
has been nothing but respectful towards her. So this past
week and I'm sitting outside with my pops just eating
lunch and talking about life, he brings her up, asks
how things are going, and then casually says, if things

(38:43):
keep going well and you two get married, what religion
would your kids be?

Speaker 6 (38:47):
I froze.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
It wasn't an argument or anything. He didn't even say
she should convert, but that question hit me in a
way I didn't expect. Excuse me, I realized I never
actually thought that far ahead. We've been living in the
moment enjoin each other, and I never picture what the
kind of decision would look like down the road. The
truth is, I'd want my kids to be Muslim, not

(39:10):
because I'd want to raise her side of things, but
because that's what feels right to me. It's how I
was raised, it's my foundation. But then I started thinking,
if she feels the same way about Christianity, what happens
when the moment comes? Who compromises? How do you even
have that conversation without making the other person feel like
you're trying to control something sacred to them. I haven't
brought it up to her yet because I don't even

(39:31):
know where to start. Part of me feels like it's
too early, but another part of me thinks this might
be one of those topics that defines whether this relationship
has a future or not. I don't want to lose her,
but I also don't want to pretend the question doesn't matter.
So I guess my question to y'all is, when you're
with someone from a different faith, do you try to
find a middle ground or does it always come down
to one person eventually giving something up? And if it does,

(39:54):
how do you figure out who that's going to be?
Appreciate y'all reading, apiate she all for reading this one.
I'm really curious what you think, not just the joke version,
but the real talk too.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
Samir, you know Samir.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
I actually have a friend him and his wife that
actually went through this is exact situation. My friend's Muslim,
his wife is Catholic, but they both were not very
deep into the religion. And I remember, ironically because me

(40:36):
my boy and then our other homeboy because they were
both roommates. We were all sitting there and we were
just talking to everything, and I think they've been dating
for maybe.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
About like four or five months and stuff.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
And at that time, she was she wasn't like barely
in her faith or anything like that. She was like
a little bit more versus how she is now. And
I was just like, bro, I know that you ain't
really just hardcore in or practicing in your faith, but
I know that your dad is. I said, let's say hypothetically, y'all, y'all,
you know it goes a distance. How would you raise

(41:09):
your kids up? Because I know that you don't celebrate Easter.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
But I know that she does.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Like, how does that go through? And he was like,
I just let them choose, And so I decided to
play Devil's advocates. So I wanted to ask her because
I guess in that timeframe, I've been cool with her
and I said, so hey, so you know, based off
the Christian faith, I said, you know, would how would

(41:34):
you raise your kids up?

Speaker 6 (41:35):
And she was like, I just let them choose, That's
what I.

Speaker 8 (41:37):
Would say, Like I would, because who can say for sure?
It doesn't matter how you raise your kids. At some point,
they're going to choose their own way, in their own path.
So you teach them both religions and then let them
choose which one calls to them, if either of them.
So I don't want people make such a big deal about.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
Them and with them.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
What I've seen is, I mean to cut you off.
What I've seen is they they don't do too much
on the Muslim side, but I do see that they
do that, so they're kind of exposed to that side.
But then they also do a lot of stuff on it,
like I've seen them dress up for Easter and Christmas
and celebrate those things and so, and I don't dig
too deep into it because they just seen habit. They've
been married for I don't know, eight nine years or so,

(42:20):
but it might just be one of those things where
if it goes that distance, you you can let them
decide on what it feels to them. Because most of us.
We just get born into the religion and that might
not even be how we truly feel, just that's what
we just expect. And if you listen to the show
long enough, you know that we've had these discussions and

(42:41):
talks about how the Big Three have a lot of
similarities in them and it's all about.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
Which name change and everything.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Who's the prophet? Yeah, basically really the only difference.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
And so I'm Samir shout out to your dad for
being open minded that part though not trying to say no,
she has to be Muslim. So that's to me, that's
really dope that your father had that mindset and that outlook,
because I'm not saying all, but a lot of Muslims
that I know are very nah they got to be
Muslim too, like they have to be. So the fact

(43:13):
that your father was open minded like that and he
was just happy that you with somebody who makes you happy,
that's that's already good. And I think if you take
that same type of energy towards your children.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Y'all gonna be fine. Just like Risky Antoni said, just
let them choose.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Y'all can both teach them from each one and whichever
one they decide to choose, let them do it, supported
me the way, or don't teach them shit, just like,
just teach them to be good human beings regardless of
a faith. But if they, let's say they meet a
friend at school who's of a certain faith, you can say, yeah,

(43:47):
we can teach you about that or this, whichever one.
But whichever they choose, which is basically what I'm going with,
just let them choose, just support it, don't try to like,
lets say they choose Christianity, don't tell now Jesus ain't
the real profit. And they choose Islam Muslim, don't let
your wife tell them that's wrong. Just supported either way.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
And the fact that like both family sides are like
cool with everything and stuff like that is that is rare.
And I wonder, because I'm assuming he's somewhere is what
did he say?

Speaker 12 (44:21):
It was?

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Ok? The mid twenties.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Okay, so your parents are a little bit younger than
like our friends parents would have been. So maybe they've
seen Your parents have seen just like the controversy and
maybe whether it was with them or maybe their friends.
So they learned from that and hopefully each generation gets
smarter about stuff. Although it looks like we're taking a
whole bunch of step back currently, but man, kudos kudos

(44:49):
to both sides.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
Man.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
That's I love that for y'all and appreciate the email.
So now we're going back to femail here.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
What's up, guys?

Speaker 4 (45:03):
This isn't really a deep life problem or relationship thing.
It's just one of those random thoughts that hits you
out of nowhere and won't let go. I was at
work the other day eating lunch, and I started thinking,
when we dream, how come we never see ourselves getting
into the dream like there's no loading screen. You're just
there in the middle of something, and your brain acts

(45:24):
like that's normal.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
And then it got weirder.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
I realized I never actually seen myself using the bathroom
in a dream, Not once when you're fortunate, not once,
Like what's that about? I'll dream about flying, running from
random people, arguing with my old teachers, but never about
doing something basic like that. It made me wonder, are
there certain things our brains just censor out when we sleep?

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
I figured if if anyone would have some wild theories
about this, it'd be you, guys.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
I can already hear what of y'all.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Saying it's some kind of matrix glitz or proof. We're
living in a simulation. Curre's what y'all think, overthinking is
there's something deeper going on with how dreams work.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
Definitely several times.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
And this personal ship, because how do you even think
of that? Like I don't see myself going into the dream.
I'm just imagining myself now, like my dream version telling
my conscious.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Uff like.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
I got something stepping in, Like all right, we're going
to do.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
This, because that is true, Like you never like go
into like a all right, I'm about to go through
this courtroom right here to go to the dreams just
you're just in the dream there and then whatever shit's
popping is popping because I'm what they call it lucid dreams.
So sometimes I can control my dreams, like I'll understand
that it's a dream and I'm like, hey, this is

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a dream, then I'll do whatever I want to do.
And then other times the dream just takes me on
his own journey. And to your point about the bathroom, bro,
and I'm so thankful it didn't happen. But I had
a recent dream where I tried to piss like three.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
Times and I was went like I really got a pee. Yes.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
I was like, I'm so thankful my stuff held it
in because I was peeing in the dream, which usually
means like a little bit later you're gonna feel that warmth.
And I was like, man, because I would pee and
I go do whatever it was in the dream. I
come back, I was like, man, why do I have
to keep paying boys? They I'm glad I'm a law because.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
There was times where I knew I was sleep, knew
I had the pean, and I was like, nahcause I
get up, I ain't gonna be able to go back
to sleep.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
I said, let's just wait that long. I'm gonna go
off in about an hour. Just fight it. But like
you said, I was lucky I didn't.

Speaker 8 (47:32):
I think the weirdest thing with dreaming is when you
wake up and you go by to sleep and you
finish the same dream, Like how does your brain like
take you right back to that same spot you left off?
Because there there's plenty of dreams where I want to finish.
I'm like, let me finish the dream, like I want
to see what happens. But I wake up and then
it's over. So there's times where you go back to

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sleep and you just finish that same dream.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
So to that, I'm gonna be nasty here.

Speaker 11 (47:57):
But I wasn't talking about them kind of dreams.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Well i am, because that's that's usually when it happened
when I want to when I would get back in
because again going back to the lucid dreams, I had
to tell myself in the dream, like, hey, don't get
too too into it because you're gonna wake yourself up.
So I got to stay within like a certain rhythm
because if not, because back when I was younger and
didn't know about staying about certain rhythm, I'll be trying
to get it in and then I wake up because.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
My body would actually start moving. And I'm like, damn, man,
how many times a.

Speaker 11 (48:24):
Week do you think you dreamed about sex?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's not that often.

Speaker 11 (48:28):
I think he's something is wrong with It's not that.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
It's either sex so I'm killing or fighting.

Speaker 8 (48:40):
Dreaming about going to a store or like I had
had a dream the other day where I was in
like this house with people that I some people were
had passed and some people I don't.

Speaker 11 (48:47):
Talk to anymore. They were old house and like random ship.
But there was no killing or sex and all.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
I had one the other night, I legit jumped out
of my bed because out of nowhere, I just had
a bunch of scorpions and lost.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Ship crawling in my match. I'm what the fuck? I
just jumped like I was, like, I yelled like a
little girl.

Speaker 11 (49:05):
Before.

Speaker 8 (49:06):
I haven't jumped out of bed, but I've literally sat
up so quick, like I'm like, I jumped up?

Speaker 6 (49:11):
Was that?

Speaker 11 (49:11):
Like I feel like something I don't know, Like I
don't know if it's here or where I'm.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
At, But it got me because I'm like, why is
it I can move that fast from a dead sleep,
but when I'm intentionally trying to move like, I feel
heavie as fun any other time. But when I when
I tell you I cleared that big so fucking fast,
I was.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Like, Okay, so recently, because I'm always having dreams about
this is what I love about chat GPTs.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
Now I can orchestrate my dreams.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
You were a samurai bro.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
And the fact in the fact I had this dream,
so I take a I take a lunchtime nap, so
I had this dream.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
In twenty five minutes, I would.

Speaker 11 (49:49):
Go to a doctor and ask them for preventive dream medication.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
So for those of y'all out there, So in my
in my dream, this happened. I think it was a
couple of days ago.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Let me tell y'all.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
There's a gigantic humanoid looking wolf that's white. There's a
red demonic looking creature in the middle, and something looks
like a ninja turtle and he's got this bad ass
black semurai and a dope katana.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
So so I'm in this village. It's raining hard. The
people in the background are looking like, hey, what's going on.
So the next scene, I I killed the little turtle thing,
and so I tried to make it, but it created
two random ass turtles. But I stuck my katana through
the turtle's heart killed it. So then I'm stepping on
the damn red demon's head and then the little white

(50:39):
wolf is about to attack me, and so I killed
the I killed the demon. I killed this white wolf.
So the whole crowd is all cheering and shit, and
I made I made a this as well, so the
whole crowd's cheering. Now this is kind of throw you off, Eddie,
because that's not what happened. So I cut off all
their heads. I got them all stuck up on the
little spy and everything, and as the crowds chair and

(51:02):
another white wolf comes out of the bushes and it's
about to attack me, and in my alarm went off.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Yeah, I feel like if anybody's been reincarnated issues because
having a lot of dreams and shit, these are like
past lives and ship that you're dreaming about it.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
I just love that now I can actually instead of
talking about it, I can make it, and then I
can remember, I think what I want to do now.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
And this just happened just literally right now.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
My mouth was saying, I'm like, I'm gonna make a
story book of like all my random ass dream whether
it's fighting giant, colossal ass fucking titans and shit, or
getting shot in a car and bleeding out.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
I wish this for you.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
I wish that another life, you're in the galaxy where
you get powers. I hope, so I hope you get them.
I hope so I hope I get them too. But
that's all I ask, that's all I ask.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
And I'll try to use my powers for good, but
there's no guarantee there.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
So getting back into the topics, you're a cross paths
with someone who just gives off that you're not gonna
get me in trouble vibe, or excuse me, you're gonna
get me in trouble vibe. Maybe it was that wild
classmate in school who just always had bad ideas. Maybe
it's a friend who could talk you into anything, or

(52:16):
that person who just radiates temptation even when you know
you should keep your distance. Have y'all ever met somebody
and instantly thought, Yeah, this person's gonna get me in trouble.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Sometimes, But I would say a lot of times I
probably was that person that was gonna get somebody in trouble.
I'm just saying like I didn't have too many like
terrible influenced got me to want to do something, because
usually I was either on board or it was my idea.
So I didn't have too many just off the top
of my head, maybe two or three likee boy oj

(52:49):
sometimes my cousin brand name. It's really it where I'm like, yeah,
hanging out with you was gonna get me in trouble.
But other than that, it's probably me causing the risk.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
I had a lot.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
No, I mean, my best friend she's still she's not
like that anymore. But she definitely know she's not that
bad Alaisha, miss yeah, I mean she he doesn't know
freaking trouble in high school and younger teenage years.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
You got to give the people a little something.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Oh Christmas, no one, I'm just waiting on you to
say Chris Lopez Chris, and I was like, hey, well
you said I was.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
I said, okay, we're just forget about Chris.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Because we fed off of each other. We're trying to
warn up who could do the dumbest ship and get
in the most trouble. So yeah, Chris Lopez, and he
knows it.

Speaker 8 (53:37):
I mean, she was so bad and then she was
so good at hiding it. I think I told something
about this before. But we went to pick up one
of her boyfriends at the time, in probably.

Speaker 11 (53:46):
Sixteen maybe, and.

Speaker 8 (53:48):
We had to go back by her house, so he
hid in the back seat and her mom was like,
I know, Sharon's boyfriends in the back seat hiding, and
I know.

Speaker 11 (53:55):
Yeah, And I'm like, what, I didn't even do it
up then, like I was the angel one and.

Speaker 8 (54:01):
We was just getting into some shit, like we one
time we got into a car with like eight dudes
and I don't know.

Speaker 11 (54:06):
I didn't know any of them. I don't know how
some bas shit didn't go down that night. I did
some dumb shit and it was with her. She was like,
oh so and so I was gonna come pick us up.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Like so did she.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
Like when you met her?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Like when y'all first met was there like something about her,
like in her personality made you be like I probably
should be hanging out with you, but your fun or
like what made you putting yourself in these situations?

Speaker 11 (54:32):
Yeah, I mean she was fun.

Speaker 8 (54:34):
And we had we had a couple of classes together
and we would we had similar personalities as far as
like the like the goofiness level, and we had like
similar traits not the crazy stuff, but like just overall
we didn't just have similar personalities and so we just
got along really well from the beginning. And then we
just kept talking and kept hanging out, and then we

(54:55):
got to where we would go spend the night shothers
houses and just kept going from there. But yeah, it
was our personalities was just like even now, like like
overall we're very very different, but when we get together,
like it just it just clicks into place.

Speaker 11 (55:12):
Yeah, Like we just have smooth conversation. We can sit
there in silence and not feel awkward like we just
I guess we've been friends for so.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Long, but yeah, gotcha, I got one. He wouldn't have
got me like necessarily in trouble. He's definitely somebody I
know if we had got in trouble, he would have
snaked me through the under the bus.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
And that's terary, you know exactly.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Oh yeah, that's oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
I ain't gonna say his last name, but yeah, yeah,
that dude manna.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
To the fullest, to the fullest, y'all would y'all a
little group, y'all would kick going on. I'll just be
watching from afar.

Speaker 11 (55:47):
I know.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
For me, I was always very like I never like
getting in trouble.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
So if I saw anybody like and you know, you
have those friends that talk a lot in class or
just do like dumb shit and so outside on the
playground we chopping up, we're cool. But in the classroom
I was very like, if you're talking to I'm like,
don't talk to me.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I'm not trying to get in trouble.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Unlike my brother, who I don't understand, like how many
spangers you have to get before it registers to you
to stop doing dumb shit in school.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Was getting his cards signed everything for those who don't
know what that is to be a sheet and your
teacher if they put their signature.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
On it, me and you got in trouble and so
every I mean, it got to the point where this
dude be trying to act like, oh, I left my folder.
Like that's how you know when you're doing bad ship
when you're like, oh, I left my folder at home.
Oh oh, because every day and my dad would be like,
let me see your folderol, And then this joke would
try to take off running it.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
I'm like, dude, why can't you just act like It
was to the point where I had old teachers, even
Miss Schaefer, old pe teacher, Like I be in PE
class and she'd be like, why does your brother not
act like you?

Speaker 4 (56:57):
I'd be like, I don't know, I don't know. She
was like, I can't get that joker to be quiet
for nothing. Shout out to mischefe got sorry about a
couple of weeks weeks ago. But she was like that
Joe Good, I can't get him, him and his little group,
and then he'll get my little my son in that
group too, and I didn't at that time.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
I didn't know her son went to the school. I
think he came later on.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I don't remember. I remember.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
See, I just started getting in trouble till sixth to
ninth grade. He was still he was still but he
Chris and I kept getting all the heat. He would
always get away with ship.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
But yeah, he started he started getting better with his
not getting he started getting more alert. Yeah, I started
getting more alert.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
But I definitely remember, yes, all the damn time, be
trying to run. I'm like, dude, just act right, That's
all you gotta do. Like I, I just have a
like I don't like disappointing people that I care about,
and so for me, and maybe it's just because I at.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
The at the true heart of it, I am a
blurred I am a black.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Nerd, and.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
I am actually as much as it seems like I'm
an extrovert on here and y'all hear me talk and
tell about my stories and stuff, I really am. I'm
an extroverted introverted introverted extrovert, however you want to call it. Like,
I like to be around people, but at the same time,
I don't like being around.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
People like I will just think everybody on this panel, yes, yes, yes,
like a lot of ship I did.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
It might seem wild, but I really don't be out there.
It's like you got to casch me.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Yes, you got to catch me at the right time.
It's like at the right time.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
You can't plan a wild time with me.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
It's like we got to already be out doing something
and then it happens like I'm not going to plan
for it.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
Yes, this is gonna happen that part, and so.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Then what EP said too, I also feel like I
was the one that was more getting people in trouble,
not from a sense of like law enforcement shit, but
let's just say hypothetically, you might have had a man
or so and then I'd be like, man, fuck that dude,
and I might get you in trouble. And I'm sorry
see to all of the people. But that being said,

(59:15):
do you think it's possible to have that kind of
a magnetic chemistry with someone to still keep it innocent.
We're talking about from.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
A bad influence of a like, no, somebody thinks, all
they might get me in trouble, but you don't get
them in trouble.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
Yeah, so are you're saying, actually have chemistry with somebody,
but it still be innocent.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Oh yeah, yeah you said no.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
No, I just.

Speaker 11 (59:44):
I feel like putting yourself in.

Speaker 8 (59:47):
Like the vicinity of somebody that you have that attraction
to or can feel a connection with, and if you're
not supposed to it's going to.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Be I think you can because I tried to corrupt
a few people work. It didn't work, But I'm still cool.
I'm still cool. They were still like.

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
And you and you respected you actually respect Okay, I
like that. I like that about you. Yeah, we can
be cool because you trustworthy as.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Christ and I are still in Cologne from like, Okay,
when you stay out, we'll find you at the food
It scary.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
See, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Blowing that up.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
Yeah, I actually respected it, even though I'll try to
peer pressure scary ass, but I didn't because.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Yeah, I want to say this topic next week for
Steven because I just feel like this is gonna be
a Steven topic.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
And that is would the world be better if we
can all read minds?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, he needs to be honest.

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Yes, I definitely want to say that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
There.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
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That's right.

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