12.30.25 Down Bad Behavior: The Things We Did Just to Get Their Attention

This week on *OoohTheyFunny*, the crew laughs through the wild, awkward, and sometimes desperate things people do to impress someone — from pretending to like hobbies they secretly hate to pulling off embarrassing stunts that definitely didn’t go as planned — breaking down how far we’ll go for attention, validation, or a chance at love, and why looking back on those moments is equal parts funny, painful, and relatable.

Episode Transcript

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Amigo type of speedles got them yelling.

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Now we'd have took the cat off. Ain't a hold
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Show Time is the place to beat. Showtime is the
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Showtime is the place to beat. Show Time is the
place to beat a C.

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Speaker 2 (01:27):
Your yr Yeah, good year.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
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know when we go. And how's everybody doing to that? Man?
It is the last show? Other year? Yes, yes, another

(01:56):
another year will be going on? What you're fourteen? Fifteen?
Uh to be thirteen? Thirteen? No, because Apollo is thirteen,
he's about to be fourteen? What we doing? Oh yeah,
that's right. Yeah, you can't like when it all started

(02:17):
or whatever you see. I'm thinking. I'm thinking about when
it first started for I was on it.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Oh then yeah, it'd be.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
The crew and peep show.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's gonna be your eight for me next year.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, damn ship got least steven almost forty years old. God,
leave closer, shit crazy, you're closer risk.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
I don't bring.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
The child people months people about to hit that thirty
seven thirty seven.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You don't feel like it though? It don't don't.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Don't I still feel the same seriously, Like, I mean,
there's certain things, obviously, there's certain things like where you're like,
oh you know.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well, yeah, you know, I lie because my knees definitely
from doing them squads. My knees, Like Nigga, you have
almost forty to funking out.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
I will say, like even when I see some when
I see people out in the public, it's like, I
feel like my mindset is still like early twenties.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Maybe yeah, not mindset. I don't want to say that.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
But I think I think so I have. It's weird
because right now there's like a divibe between like my friends.
I have some friends that are taking all like the
old people like Shari, Like I'm like, Shari, what the
fuck is going on with you? Like he'll send me
stop and he'll be like, man, this is hilarious. I'm
like Steve, Shari, this is not even our like the

(03:40):
stuff we laugh at. I'm like, what the fuck? Like
you turn this work? And then then I have other
friends that are just like us. But I had like
a group of my friends is getting fucking old as ship.
I'm like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Like y'all are old ass ship? Like another one of
my boys, my boy brand, like we coach our dog
was playing on sports. You met Brandon think, yeah, and

(04:03):
you met him. He came to the to the fight. Yeah,
and uh like when we're coaching stuff, he'll stand up,
he'll put his hands on his hymns like this. I'm like,
what the fuck it's going on? Like it's weird. Man,
I just had this big divide risk.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You got any old acting friends.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Half her friend act? Oh?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
I mean yeah, because we partied a lot in our twenties.
I feel like we all.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Kind of just did too, almost died from partying.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Same.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
We were talking about it earlier because I was dayling
might go to his dad's for New Year's Eve and I.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Was like, you're gonna stay the night if you go.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
And then Alessia was saying that her son might go
to his friends for New Years Eve. She's like, I
said him, he can't drive after midnight. I was like, man,
we were like eighteen nineteen. I was, there was no
telling us what to do for New Year's Eve, Like
we I don't know. I feel like we're I just like,
I guess we're old now and we're like I was
worried about the kids when they drive out in New York.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Se because you're probably terrible. So now y'all are white.
I had to listen to my mother. She's gonna beat
out of her, so she I had to listen to her. Yeah,
I wasn't fucking doing ship well. Yeah. On New Year's
actually my last junior or senior year, I spent my

(05:30):
New Year's at my girlfriend's house because that's all I
got to do. So and then I left there and
my mom was like, you got ten minutes after that
to get home. I said, damn, I can't even get
an extra Like nah.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I was like, all right, well, I really didn't want
to like party and stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Like my dad was always like, if you're gonna try something,
let me know.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'd rather you do it in the.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Safety exactly versus being out there.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
And he said, but if you do something, you stay
with the fun you had.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah, don't go now like I was in church every
New Year's.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
You're a teenager.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
Listen, what am I gonna do? No? You gonna live
on the streets. It's like, either go church.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I'm surprised you not more like me, like ranting way
more because I was like up until like junior high
Wednesday and Sunday, I hate.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
This, Oh, trust me. We had prayer on Tuesday, Bible
study on Wednesday.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
We had youth night on Friday, we had choir practice
on Saturday, Sunday morning, Sunday service evening, and then you
don't get home till two.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
P m Pm. Four.

Speaker 9 (06:41):
We weren't like we weren't a big congregation to church
like First.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
First and my church didn't get big.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Like I was gone, was in transition.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Were so we had we we went from tiny church
to medium church. I went to calls and then the
niggas got that make a church listen.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
It was small church where the huligoes hit at every
fucking Sunday and we in there like until five am,
six weeks and even like yo, I want to watch football,
like yeah, so up until my senior year. My senior year,
I got to hang out with my girlfriend or whatever
we're at home, but I was the saying no, same

(07:20):
way even afterwards. I think there's one time two times
that actually like party, party or whatever, but it wasn't
even yeah child.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, I know, I know. College I partied like eighteen
and twenty two. I was going out part because I
didn't get to fucking do it. Yeah yeah, And after
that I was as someone who doesn't drink, and it
is around drunk ass people. It's like, Yo, this shit
fucking whack is plus the ships. Everything's expensive. I'm paying it,

(07:51):
and I'm thinking it's gonna because you know, we used
to watch MTV and be Et and all the other ship.
We see the ball drop and all that crap, and
you're like, Yo, that shit looks fun. Until you get
out there. You're like, it's cold as ship.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
It is when you're drunk. It's like when everybody else
is on and you're just sitting there. Why you have
such a good time.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
What they think they're doing is not really that cool
at all.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
And I'm just like, Yo, you don't care.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I'll see.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
So you got ten years and eleven months, you're gonna
push it back again.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, I'm gonna take my little one shot. I'm gonna
take my one shot and called it shot.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
At least once.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I said that they legalize it everywhere, I'll do that,
is what I said. I said, if they legalize it everywhere,
I'll do it. I said, I will take an edible.
Is what you're thinking of.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
I'm not gonna be.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Y'all.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I'm not gonna be like them and they say I
would take a one. That's it. I'm not gonna be like, no,
I don't feel ship.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Because you didn't have to take the whole thing, Like
we will take care of you, just like y'all take
care of me.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm gona take an on car today. So getting into it, y'all.
We uh, I mean, we got some topics today. We
got weirdest things you've done and press someone, We got
practice makes perfect? Uh out with someone you ain't supposed
to be with? And uh, why can't you finish? Uh?
We got some emails and before we get to things

(09:45):
we're not gonna talk about. I do have a question
for y'all because I know a lot of times people
always talking about the New Year's resolutions and that type
of ship, and I don't think we've ever really just
talked about New Year's resolution for real. My question, y'all is,
what is something that you want to to do this
year that you failed at?

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Save money?

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, I'm for real.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Next year, I'll save you more money. I mean I
did say something, but save more money than what I
mean save.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
The original goal?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
You say that we save money.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
For me, it pertained to this show, and just because
I was fucking lazy. Ship. It was, and I had
the fucking cameras. It was for us to actually start
shooting and doing the YouTube videos and stuff. And so
you have this buying a banner like I have.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I have.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
I even told him I would help make like a.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Background for in here well, because what I want to
do is shooting there and I want to get back
to like when we had like the individual mics and
ship and really just have that whatever. So that's my
game plan. But I definitely failed this year. And I
don't know if it's just because I was still wanted
to be anonymous, but I.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Mean, with AI, now make ourselves look better, yes, you know,
yes we can look like our damn characters.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
And I want to update. I want to update the
new thing, the new logo, and go from there. But
that was one of my failures I had. The other
failure I had I didn't win my fucking Fantasy League championship,
and I really wanted to win that, bitch uh. And

(11:27):
I don't think I've ever planned that hard, like two
months in advance on what my team was going to be,
and then motherfuckers kept getting hurt and ship, and I said,
but second second.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Ain't bad, I will say, and I'm hoping and praying
so I won won Nicole's coming.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Pause real quick, bro, I want to give a shout
out to you. I want I want you because for
the first time ever, I'd have to be like Steve,
where's my money, I'm waiting on people to call to
get I did.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
I hate everybody else.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I was like, yo, I need the money right now.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
So I'm waiting for people.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, and it's all time to take like a month
of not a month, but a week or two.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
And I'm like, there's a lot of times I'm waiting
on Danny.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, I do them too.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
And straight up I covered your take me today. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
So I appreciate you absolutely.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
So you participated in the league.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yes, yes, her league.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
I won that one yesterday and I got two more
Danny's league. I'm thirteen and two actually because it goes eighteen. Yeah,
like it goes. That's this is one of the leagues
where y'all should have been done this year exactly, but
on the like auto settings or whatever.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
So I'm like, yo, I got so many people.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
With that aren't playing or heard. Drake May is my.

Speaker 6 (12:52):
QB and everything, But then I got another league where
I'm number one in the league as well championships, so
I can go three and oh I'm hoping the brains
winner take off.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
That's what's up. That's what's up. So, uh, y'all know
what time it is, So let's.

Speaker 10 (13:11):
Get and now it's time for things with.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
This message is brought to you by over the Oh
yeah once to get a shout out. Shout out to
Lucills over there.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
That cookie was one hundred risky, but it was it
was like it was eat But I've taken you see. Yeah,
tomorrow night on Wednesday, it's going down. Get your gummies.

(13:56):
It is going down, Yeah, going down every location.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
And if you did not R s v P, your
hats ain't getting in at all. We done told you
about this. They are booked the funk up and you're
gonna be missing the party of a lifetime, of a lifetime.
So so those of y'all going, you ain't gonna see me,
but you will definitely see my brother there. Definitely, you

(14:29):
will definitely see a C there. Uh. First thing we're
not gonna talk about.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
It CAT stands for alcohol concerts.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
First thing we're not gonna talk about the Cowboys wave
Traymont Diggs seeing him as useless. On the flip side,
his older brother Stefan Diggs allegedly might have got a
charge for assault on a woman for.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Who Yes, apparently she was a chef.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
It's a chef, but no, apparently she there's text messages
saying she's not gonna press charges as long as she
like he pays.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
The money or whatever. And he did it, and he
did it, and so now he's that's why, Like, yeah,
I think there's gonna be another lawsuit from him to her.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
He's gonna get her pregnant, just like that's how he's
gonna fix that.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yep. Another thing we're not gonna talk about. People are
wondering if Erica Kirk might have had her husband killed,
because she doesn't seem like she's in mourning.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
At all.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
At all. She is turning up at her little turning
point parties.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
It's like Candas is more sad than she is, Like
we more sad.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
She was fucking.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Probably, I don't know it. Probably even after he called
her jungle bunny, he said we shouldn't be mixed racists.
Nothing we're not gonna talk about. After knocking out Jake Paul.
A week later, Anthony Joshua barely escaped death with his
car when his car gotten into an accident in Nigeria.
They were speaking, right, I was trying to figure out.

(16:03):
I mean, the way it looks and the way that
car looks, but also the car was like a big
ass eighteen wheeler came and hit the front.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
That video, yeah, I didn't know what it was at first.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I know, you know, it's how to say nothing.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, I mean, but I saw it in the title
and I'm like, oh, where is it? Where is I skipping?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Ship it is?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I'm like, his is go yeah not not his friends
she was crazy. When I first heard the story, I
just saw the still shot of him, like yeah, weird face, and.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
They made it seem like he caused the accident because
they didn't. They just left it. They were like involved
in the accident. I'm like, so, did he killed somebody
or yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Needless to say for those who have seen it, he's
lucky to be alive, yes, like extremely lucky.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
And apparently he broke his back, so he's basically he
went out. Hey he went out, like went out, but yeah,
that sucks.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
What happened to it, okay, because they said he had
just minor accidents, so he broke back.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Do you know they said like something I didn't know
it was back, but I knew, like he goes unconscious.

Speaker 11 (17:04):
And yeah, he's lucky like that because yea, anybody else.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Nothing we're not gonna talk about. They're still dropping excerpts
from the Epstein files. It's anything gonna happen, Probably not,
but they're still dropping it. If y'all curious. Last thing we're
not gonna talk about Tyler Perry's being accused again of
sexually assaulting people.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
He did that ship.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Hugged man was like, if you pay me some money'll leave.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, leave it alone.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
He was like, if you really felt some type of way,
you're not gonna be like, yo, pay me some money,
Just like with Stefan Diggs situation. If you really feel wrong,
you ain't asking for money. He's motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Everyone has a price. That's why he did it.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, yeah, ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
So let's get into it, y'all. We've all been there
trying to impress someone and ended up doing there this
most out of character thing just to get their attention.
So let's talk about some of the wildest, funniest, and
most embarrassing things we've done to impress somebody. So what's
the weirdest thing you've ever done to try to impress someone,
even if it was completely out of your character?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Trying to do a backhand springing elementary which I could
not do. I mean, I couldn't land it, but I
did the flip, but I didn't land on my feet.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
So first first, what I'm going to say is in mind,
I want to talk about my roommate ties, and then
I'm going to talk about mine, because I'll give you
some time to think about it. So we're in college, obviously,
and thy Lights's girl. For some odd reason why he
was drinking, he said that he could sing. I don't
know why he said that he could sing. And that

(18:52):
was back in the day with the MySpace was going on,
and you know, artists were putting their music up and stuff.
And so I found this dude, and I've been trying
to find his music sense. But he had like three
or four songs that were fired, but they also sounded
like it was homemade. It didn't sound like professional, but
it sounded good enough to where you're like, okay. I

(19:12):
could see him do this, and so I was I
was still recording songs at that time, So I had
him talk on the intro and so I had the
music going. He's talking like, yeah, you know this is
Golden Child, and I just want to thank y'all for
putting out this before I need to call his ass.
And so then four them songs that we put on

(19:36):
there and titled and everything, he gives it to the girl.
I don't know why his mind. He didn't think this
girl was gonna be like, yo, sing song for me.
So we're at we're at a party and she's like, hey, hey,
can I put TI songs on? And that was like
looking at him like this nigga can't say, So she
puts it on. So we got we had this dude

(19:58):
office attack and they big herd. He's like, all right, ty,
I got my mic go ahead and saying he actually
he tried. He was like, yo, you know, I'm I'm
a little nervous and I just because he had he
had to stick with it. And it's just obviously he
didn't know the words. Just just it was bad. It

(20:20):
was bad. I think I think for me, what's the
most embarrassing things? Yeah, are the weirdest thing I've done
to impress someone. So there was this weird and what say,

(20:44):
she was Emo before Emo was the thing black Chip,
and so she loved Incubus. I was not a fan
of it, Like I didn't even know who the fuck
they were. I learned the whole album Incuban Ship. It's
like yo, and then this was back and then when

(21:04):
you had to record songs on So I'm going through
listening to one on six one and I can't remember
what the alternative ship is trying to find, like Incuban
songs or broa bring Z'll be there, or I bought
the album. I can't remember what the album. I can't
remember what that album was. But I was a stellar

(21:25):
I can't remember. But anyway, I'm recording all the ship
just so I can memorize and everything that was. Probably
that was probably the weirdest and the worst one I
did because.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I need to do that now.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I did.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
That, but I was like, my I can't remember what
I was, but it was just like.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Just she was bad.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, because because this was in seventh grade.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
Yeah, I want to say I was in Connecticut at
the time or something like that, and she was Puerto
Rican Chicken. She was like she emo like crazy, like
with the eyeliners.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Just like what she listened to and just like you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I was like, yeah, absolutely, I love it.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
I love incubus And who would you say? Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
M c R hell yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Clap cheeks several times.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I know, risk, I got a whole bunch of ships.

Speaker 7 (22:26):
Here literally trying to wrack my brain for I'm not
saying I never did.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
I honestly cannot think of a single time I ever.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Stuffed your bra. Nothing I never had to do.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
She put her butt pad on, That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
He never wore like the G string and tried to
make it show.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
And yeah, I forgot that was the thing.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
That was the thing with the low rise pants.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
They called it with the wheel tailers.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
I've never heard that term.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Really.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
You know what what it was is. I remember when
we first started seeing thongs. It was a thing. But
we got so desensitized because the class. That's all because
all the girls and you saw ths and it got
some point where like that don't even affect me your
bombing back anymore, like wh yeah, oh yeah yeah. I
was like, yeah, I'm just staring. I'll be looking like.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
What the mis Yes, yes, yeah, no, I don't think.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
I can't think of a time where I just did
something weird to.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Impress, nothing embarrassing, like something you look back on that
was kind of stupid, like nothing.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
You never pretend to like hiking, or.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
I do like hiking.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't know. I said hiking like you ain't Caucasian.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Not often, but came well, Like.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Like video video games, like you don't like all video games.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
I would sit there and watch somebody play video games.
But I don't feel like that's weird or.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
That's the older siblings. I mean, you're a older sibling too.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
But you But I played with my friend.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Because I remember I played so many role playing games.
My brother would just sit there and just watch. But
there's a storyline, so it's it's different. And then whenever
I got to a park that I just couldn't beat
for whatever reason, I was here, try this ship, and
he somehow beat it, even though he hain't been played
a hotel game.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I'll never forget. I was playing teching too. My mom
did that. I got to the last levels when it
turns into like the devil. Oh yeah it was two
number two.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
It was in the second one, yeah, because he turned
to that Yeah yeah, a purple.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Get whooped over and over and I was like, here
you try, first.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Try, first try, my mom, first try whoops?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Is ass?

Speaker 6 (24:57):
I'm like when we had to have a memory carding, Yeah,
I like, turn TV, how did you do this?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Living happened with my son that.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
I think I want to say. It was like six
something and I can't remember what game.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I want to say.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
It is God of War something. I'm trying to beat
somebody I could not. I kept getting irritated, like here
loving and literally he beat this dude. I think it
was the second try. Yeah, what did you do?

Speaker 4 (25:21):
He's like, yeah, you just do this. This is like
dodge dodge hit, Like you don't even like this. I
don't even like shut up.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
But I remember the very first guy award since since
you brought that up. So after I beat through the up,
you know, ran through the whole thing the first time
I wanted to play in god MO. So I'm getting
through far and I don't know if you'll remember the
first God of War. But there's like a big ass
giant minotaur yes in that room, and so I couldn't
fucking beat that motherfucker for ship. So I said, hey, see,
you just do this ship. This nigga get onto the
side of the screen and just keeps hitting out like this.

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And it took it took like forty minutes, but he
finally beat the ship. I said, Man, but I got passed,
was able to move on. I got all way to
uh Aries, I got all the way as it couldn't
beat them for ship. I'm like, I'm done. I'm done.
Was there ever anything that you guys went above and
beyond to impress someone, only to realize that they didn't

(26:13):
even notice.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, once again elementary being the fastest kid. He didn't
give a ship. That was That was before in like
fifth grade. After that, nobody gave a ship. But yeah,
that was anybody cared wasted my damn time.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
What was her not?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I don't even remember. She was some mixed chick. I think, Rachel,
she can't give a.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I'm trying to think of.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
I was too shy to talk to the chicks.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
At that time. You had to rely on on the
physical attribute.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Perhaps please brow it's too scared.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
To do that.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I was talking to I was talking to Mad Daddy,
the other day and I was like, bro, I don't
think you understand. I'll be giving you so much game
that Papa never gave to me. I said, but just
I said, if I could take like all, I said,
you're getting all the knowledge and lessons I've learned throughout
my years. I said, I'm giving it to you now.
I said, had you had I had that knowledge, then

(27:21):
I ain't no telling what type of terrible ass human
being i'd.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Be say, you might not even exist.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
But I'm just like, dude, if you say this, and
he was like, nobody says that. I'm like, I'm telling
you if you say this to a girl and you
do this, I said, like, for for instance, like after
his game, we're going to like we'll go see the
B team girls play for like a quarter. And I said,
all right, this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna
sit here, I said, Now lean to the side and
just be real smooth and nonchal. I said, they're gonna

(27:52):
be looking over here to be like, who's he here
to watch? Who's he here to watch? And I said
it just watch your game, watch the game, don't look
at anybody, and then just walk out. So he walks out.
I said, I'm staying here. I'mna recorded and show you
so like I said, nigga, your aura as a young nigga,
say your our farming, my nigga, your oras girl, And
I'm just like He's like, well, how did you know?

(28:13):
I said, nigga, I lived this life. I said, all
y'all niggas want to do, I said, I'm teaching you
how to talk to people, how to interact with people,
and how to do things that most of these motherfuckers
ain't doing because most of y'all don't know how to
talk to women.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Say, this's a guy who was scared to order his
own food.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Again, had I've been able to talk to young met
but as a boss, I said, ac, go ahead, order
that food. I knew how to delegate my nigga. I
knew how to delegate. Oh man, I'm trying to think
above and y'all. I think clothes like I would get,

(28:55):
like clothes that I normally wear to try to impress
the girl. And because that's what everybody else was wearing.
Because I was I was in my I didn't really
especially in elementary school. My parents are really pushed like, hey,
you need to be wearing this and this and that,
so I'll be coming up. I'll be coming up wearing some.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Leading jeans, some wrangling jeans.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
And I wish I could find my sixth grade picture.
I'm gonna ask my mom because I have it in
my head right now, because I mean when you said,
like your mom, you know your parents didn't push, yeah,
but like my parents didn't either. But like I feel
like my I wish people. I wish y'all knew my

(29:34):
dad just because he was he was very similar to us,
Like he was cool, Like I mean, he wasn't like.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
He wasn't trying to be old right right.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
You know, he was like us.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
He would have been you know.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, my dad was the old friend. So I don't
know what happened. I remember him being cool in his twenties.
That motherfucker hit thirty thirty one. I'm like this nigga
turned old real quick.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
My dad was athletic and everything.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
So in sixth grade, I just remember having long ass
jean shorts like with some Jason They're green, black and white,
and then there's big ass polo.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
It's like a three eggs shirt on me.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I got a picture of me right now, sixth grade.
I can't believe my mom, you're doing my fro. I
look stupid and ship, like, why the fuck you do.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Me like that?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Like why you let me do that ship? But that
was when corn Rolls was and stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I was like trying to like trying to grow your
ship out.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
So but still you let me wear this ship though.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Man, that that was because because man, when I got
the seventh grade and I started getting in this waterdn't
need to bring bullying back. I got the seventh grade
and they would teach me like, man, your shoes don't
match you. I said, I can only get one pair
of my feet growl all the daytime, Well, you need
a mask. So I was rocking red all the time.
My shoes were Bailey colors, so you would have thought

(30:59):
out the blood and stead the gray because everything I
have was red. They're like, you need a fucking match.
So I was all red, black and white. That's all
I was wearing my my seventh grade year. Eighth grade,
I made sure I got black shoes so I could
wear different colors. But yeah, but I learned how to dress.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
I learned how to dress, and I wouldn't say it's
bullying though, that's.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Like it's but it's different people though.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's like, yeah, it's out of me. I'm coming out.
I'm going there with a red with some red shoes
on a purple shirt.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
But with black people, it's like a we're doing it
because we know your potentially.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
You can do like it's our culture though, you know,
like yeah, white people, like they come in man has
some yellow shoes on with turquoise shirt and like get
away with that ship. Like what the fuck? Like if
I came in and like that.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Like what the destroyed destroyed out here wearing wearing Grimace
T shirts and ship Grimace.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
He looks like a goom drop.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
I didn't wear a T shirt?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Wrong with me?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
So what were you doing to dressed and impressed? Like
what was your stuff?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Will tail?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
She said she did do that?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
I was? I mean I was.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
She said she's wearing granny panty.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Everything in our age.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
That she said she didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
In high school.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
I didn't have him showing mhmm.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
Continue, But I mean I would think I was a
mix between like tomboy and like mildly.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Casual, a bunch of hoodies and type Yeah. Yeah, the
negroes are trying to tap it.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
You had hoop parents.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I always had nothing. She didn't deny what I said either.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
No, she did not last last hair and.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
A messy bun.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Oh no, I didn't wear buns in high school.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Okay, here was where you're hird are.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
But I didn't learn how to do my hair until
I was probably like fifteen, So like it would look
like this at school, Like this.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Is where I haven't brushed it.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
It would look like almost like this at school until
I learned how to because my mom didn't.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Know how to do with my hair.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Why do I make a discuss face like I cared,
I was just over here, like I'll judged. I don't
even I didn't even know this.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
I wouldn't be caught dad going like into school looking
like this.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I literally only made the discuss face because you said
my hair look like this. Were looking at you this
whole time, they said ship because.

Speaker 7 (33:50):
I have naturally curly hair, and my mom didn't know
how to help me like do my hair, so she
was trying to put my hair in like curlers, like
the curlers you wear at night.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
And then does that work from like the nineteen fifties curly?

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Yeah, she still uses those.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Is there hair curly? No?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Well because if her hair beating.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
No, And then like we tried to buy the straightener
and she bot like a fifteen dollars straightener and it
doesn't Again, it doesn't work on really thick hair.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
And so until I was probably about fifteen.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
Then I just started learning how to do my hair
semi curly, and I would just wear it down.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
But yeah, I just wore down.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
So you never tried to do nothing embarrassing to impress anyone,
never tried to see how far I could jump off
the swing.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I that's the thing we did it.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
Like, Okay, let me reverse the question, because I feel
like this isn't really guy a man thing.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Have you?

Speaker 5 (34:43):
What has been something a girl.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Has done for you that was about to be the
nice question? What's the craziest thing someone else doing? The impression?

Speaker 7 (34:50):
Anything I've done to go out of my way to
impress somebody, like besides like normal stuff like being nice.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
And she wore trying to be around them, and she.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Wore a whole bunch of makeup. She never did that ship.
She never did it.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
That was when we were in second grade. She never
would make it, and she showed up a whole bunch
of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I remember those days and didn't know how to do it,
and it's like, yeah, and all that damns, all that
damn the litter and ship and.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Teach stuff like that. So we had to.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
And it's different now because now like this new age,
like I don't know how to help my daughter knows
how do make.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Up conservative yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Now that that's plus now they have YouTube to actually
teach them how to do because because my daughter knows
how to do makeup and I don't like it. Yeah,
you accept it. I've accepted it, but I'm just like
you nine for what you like. You weren't make up for.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
I didn't get clown the same way those are. I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, not like that.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
And it didn't help that like Lincoln Park was huge
right then. So I'm listening to that. I'm hiding it
from all the black people that I'm hiding it from them.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
What's crazy about that is all the black people are
hiding it from each other because all them Lincoln parts on,
all my friends know that ship, but we never talked
about it till we got out of high school.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I'm hiding and I'm listening to Lincoln Park and you know,
popa ship. I'm over here, like, oh yeah, okay, daddy,
let's listen to this requick. But like and then it
didn't help. Like, like I said, I wouldn't match it.
So I'm trying to impress girls. I don't know what
to do. What am I supposed to wear? Should I
have the zigzag cornrows of the fro? I didn't know
what the I was confused.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
And again this, oh go ahead, I'm gonna say. And
again this goes back to listening to your elders because
I told Ac, I said, Ac, I don't want the
same thing to happen to you. So when you come
up there, wear ship that matches. And he's told the
story about how motherfucker's clowned him because he chose not
to listen to me. I'm like, nigga, I'm been through
the trenches. I'm trying to save you so that you

(36:52):
don't have to go through this.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Ship man whatever.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Man, you know, no one cares about that.

Speaker 12 (36:58):
You don't think about that. It's only you tune because
you mean a cubicle. I just thought of one. That
part of my head of trying.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
To impress, trying to impress you or you trying.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
To impress them? Uh, obviously. And I went to Rockmore Elementary.
It's not there anymore. It's right off of Washington and
Van Buren north side, uh of Collins. Okay, no, no, no, no.
So everybody like made fun of me because I talked

(37:39):
quote unquote white, and so.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Because you could articulate.

Speaker 13 (37:42):
I was very articulate, you know. Yes, my family is
from Detroit. I could speak with more than three syllables,
exactly understand. And I was good in school. I got great,
great grades and everything.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
But one of the.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Right.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
But then seeing know when you hang out with the
black friends and everything like that, because obviously you know,
I'm cool with both sides. And then when you hanging
out and you see the key black girl, you know
you gotta get that little slang. And that was something dragon,
you know what I mean. I mean, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
It was.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
I know for sure. My transition, my transition from elementary
school and how I talked into how tak now definitely
happened to junior high because I was like, how I
taught now is not how I taught going into junior high.
Like my ship was fucking Carlton. It wasn't as bad
as Carlton Banks, but that ship was bad. I got

(38:36):
the junior high probably maybe like two months in my
whole just how talk now is how tall? Now? I
did not talk like this at.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
All hit me to high school because I still had
mostly white people.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
That's what I meant, like and see, y'all, y'all at
least had a lot more black people in y'all's gray
in elementary school because when it was me kindergarten through
fourth grade, it was just me and Dante and I
and I would have like a random black person come
in and out through the year, but it just me
and Dante. Then he went to a ditto and so

(39:11):
fifth grade that's when the black people from Dallas started
coming in. So now I'm like, okay.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
We had more, but it was still bad.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
It was a dude, Chris.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I was just about saying his name, Chris Elliott. He
tried to get a fucking chili bowl.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
But like a black.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Person like that, like an African.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I'm like, bro, and like, mind you, this is like
the late nineties, so like and jumps ain't like super important,
like you know you yeah, you know, like I thought
I was ship with my little Nanke symbol in the park.
This motherfucker had a chili bowl. And when I say
that was the first time I realized what roasting was.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
I was like, was all clowning.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
We was like.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
He thought he was ship. He's trying, like Casey heard.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
And because because his cousin was I remember she was
in Migrat Jasma and she was like, look at this motherfucker.
What she did?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Say he had a chili bowl.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
It was awful.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
It was bad.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
It was a whole haircut.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
It was awful.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
But risk that you would ask, like, what's the craziest
thing someone else did impress us? And how do we.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
React ideas about something I might have done?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I mean, did you have one like a dude, Like
a dude did to you that you press you know
it's gonna be good.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
When she sniffed, singing cry to that.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Cried, I don't know. I'd have to think about it
too long.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I don't want I mean, Stephen touched on like the makeup.
I remember girls wearing a whole bunch of and I'm like,
you know, don't do that. I just had. I got
a whole bunch of random CD burnt CDs, that I
just wasn't feeling, and I'm like, I don't know how
what made you think I like this particular music?

Speaker 7 (41:02):
Doesn't It makes people us when people make you, See,
these is what songs they think of when they think
of you when they hear it.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Not necessarily that you.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Don't like it.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
See, I want to think about that at the time,
like I'm like, learn me something that I want to
listen to, because I'm not gonna listen to the shit.
I do.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Remember one and popped on. Her name is Erica. When
I lived in Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
It was my.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Going into my sophomore year that summer because I take
some summer courses and I met this chick named Erica
and she was all right. So I was already I
think I was just turning about to be twenty twenty twenty.
Let's just turned twenty and at this point, like I'm

(41:43):
still like a little homesick or whatever.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I lied about my age.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
I said that I was about to turn twenty two
and this ship she's twenty five.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
So like, don't ask me why I can't even drink
you way to get caught. So but we never went
out for drinks. It's like the way it was at
that time in Connecticut.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
It was so ah, man, I wish her her house
or her room was the basement of the house or whatever, because.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It was yeah, because they got the basements and.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
So we had free rein do whatever. So there's a
cop times where she did ask.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
I was like, oh, you know what, listen, you know,
I'll just bring alcohol to you at friends that I
couet out. Anyways, so she tried impressing me as far
as I'll never forget.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
She gave me a promise bracelet and said that if
because she was all right, so I was, I turned twenty.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
She was about turn twenty four, so she's already five
sixty years older than me. She's like, if I don't
by thirty, if we're not to neither one of us
are married, we're going to marry each other.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
So her thirty and me being I.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Can't even I'm trying further off, I was like, slowly, girl, man, listen,
she was shaped by Cherokee.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
I swear to God, I swear.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
To understand it.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Oh my god, Like.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
She was just yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
So anyways, but yeah, she gave me his promise bracelet,
which I have no fucking clue what I did with it.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
And yeah, after.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
I left that community college for that summer, I sawry
for a little bit because we lived down the street.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
I started playing football.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
I go to ther I have one very upset about
that Craig Ruin for me. He was on his fourteenth birthday.
We were at the Gray Vine Mills mall, the chick
finance mixed chicks hitting on me. I'm about to lie say,
I'm about sixteen this month's he's only thirteen.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
That ship and he was like, she was gonna find
out events.

Speaker 11 (43:54):
I'm like, no, nigga, She wasn't that nigga is the
Hey guys.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
All right, the gigs that is you?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Yeah, so you gonna call everybody they call us, y'all.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
So we're gonna take a break when we come back.
We got some emails you're listening to. Ooh they funny.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Fellas.

Speaker 10 (44:17):
You can't let her keep doing this, taking your old
spice deep padration with a low body wash.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
It's unacceptable.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
King.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
She's gonna have to under shame that you got your
own groom.

Speaker 7 (44:30):
You need the dealer, she might say, boy, please, what's
yours is mine? I'll buy oil beach just fine, what
if she don't, don't go.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Don't let her bring up the guy calle let her know.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Me time and time again.

Speaker 10 (44:47):
She's been taking yours by steep padration.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Got you this nig up for yourself. Don't let her,
you said, there's nothing that.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Guys.

Speaker 10 (45:00):
Never let your skin go dry, and always keep an
eye on your old spice, body lotion and body wash
because men have skin too.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Andy, you're listening to the Funny Local GHO first email
we got here. Hey, y'all, I'm listening to this week's
episode of Oo They Funny, and I just had to
take a moment ride in. First off, let's say, y'all
keep it hilarious. I'm from Memphis, and hearing y'all talk
feels like sitting around with people I grew up with.

(45:51):
It's like a conversation that wouldn't that would be happening
on a cold winter day, sitting inside with some hot
co code, just talking about life. So here's what's been
on my mind. I've been with my boyfriend for about
two years now. He's a great guy, don't get me wrong,
But lately I've been feeling like I'm doing most of
the work in the relationship. It's like I'm expecting to
keep the ball rolling, planning the dates, keeping up with

(46:12):
little things, making sure we talk about deeper stuff. Meanwhile,
it feels like he's just coasting along now. I love
a good cozy winter night with my man, but I'm
starting to feel like I'm the only one putting in
the effort. Memphis has always taught me that family is
everything that includes the people you choose to be with.
But I've been wondering if I'm doing too much. Shouldn't
he be stepping up to share the love. I try

(46:32):
to talk to him about it, but I feel like
he just doesn't quite get it and my asking for
too much? Or is it fair to want him to
step up more in this partnership? Anyways, thanks for letting
me ben. I always look forward to hearing what y'all
have to say each week, and y'all never disappoint Keep
doing your thing, tear from Memphis. So she wants him
to do more, Yes, she feels like she's doing all

(46:55):
the shit and carrying the relationship.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
She wants him to be there more emotionally supportive, which
I mean, I guess you'll probably did she say how
long they've been together two years, two years, her husband,
no boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Her boyfriend two years, I'm getting twenty is feels he's
y'all certainly fall into that like routine schedule, like maybe.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Well she said she's and again she said she's doing
most of the work in the relationship. I don't think
it was like an emotional thing. I think maybe she
might be the one planning ship and doing right. So like.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
I wish it was like right in front.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
There's a part where it kind of caught me where
she I think she's planning the dates and planning.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Yeah, like she's playing the dates, keeping up with all
the little things, making sure we talk about deeper stuff alright.
So meanwhile feels like he's just coasting along.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
What's one thing that like when you're in a long
term relationship or tell your wife has gotten onto you.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Like, well, you don't notice the little things.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
You don't notice that, you know, bl blah blah Blah's
because we're getting to the routine where it's like maybe
they've gotten to that part of the relationship where it's
like and I'm not giving an excuse, but change it
up a little bit for him, Like that's where.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
But she says she has been.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Did she say that, Oh yeah, he's yeah, you just
you can't.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
I've been in that very situation several times.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
The man, he's not going to do it such a
page out of my.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
It's not worth your time. You're just gonna waste time
in the long run. If he's if you've had this
conversation with him more than once and he's not doing
any work, you're wasting your time.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
I feel like he's kind of done the thing. I
hate to say this risk, but he's done the thing
that some women do. He got the prize. He just
let himself go. Yeah, he just said, fuck it, already
got you what I need to keep leveling up for.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
I got you what the especially if she's already putting
in work and doing stuff and he's not trying to help.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Or do it.

Speaker 9 (48:58):
No.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
No, So, fellas from our perspective, why do y'all think
that he's.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Just kind of because he feels like he got her?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I mean, do you think there could be anything that
he's just like, I don't know, maybe there's something about
her that he just doesn't want to push or just
want to know.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
I think a lot of times guys just are like
they're not going to go anywhere. They're not they're not
going to leave anywhere.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
So she might be ugly.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
She probably just got I've seen some very beautiful women
with man.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
It would be a lot of my friends that are
like her home bad.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Not that one.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Look today's in today's world which struggle in general.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Talking about the one with the little manager, the one
who gets her money. That one, Yeah, beautiful one there
with some dude, someone who's got a little sel of esteem.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I need one like that.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
I'm s as you feel like I'm the best you
can do.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Because the standards are so low.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Now I'm not that low then.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Like the acceptance of what we will tolerate, and like
what what like to be a good boyfriend is? Like
the standards are so low because there's so many crappy people.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I don't hit you. I come home. It might not
be on time, but I come home.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
There are some I've actually I've seen some women that
they'll be like, well, he doesn't cuss me out, he
hasn't given me an Yeah, I'm like that's it.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yes, And I think it's because they've been with so
many terrible people that their mind gets shifted and again
with us having daughters, I feel like it's very important
that we showed them like, hey, these this is the
standard we have set, so they matching up with the standard.
And even then you know that they're gonna still do
something shit. But but then you can go back and

(51:02):
be like, yo, I told you to stay in there.
You choke. I said, I knew you're gonna do some
dumb shit. Now you got your feelings hurt. Now let's
go back to what we've been practicing.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
All But I feel like you guys do from what
I see with y'all kids like you guys said a
good standard. Like you if you, you know, show your
kids attention supposed to daughters, like show your daughter's attention,
like take them to do stuff, make sure they're like
they know what is out there, because some people have
no clue like what they could even expect.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
And so like if you if these dads.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
Like show their daughters especially like this is what you
should be expecting, like this is what you know.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Take them to restaurants or take them here and be
like this is what you need to expect. Not let's
go check the house and watch TV all night.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
They're still gonna make their own decision.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
But they seen it, but they say seen it because
not everybody gets to see it.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
So if you don't get to see it, I.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
Mean, you have no idea until you just run into
a really really great guy, which I was.

Speaker 14 (52:00):
Almost never so, I mean, yeah, nowadays it's almost ever
so the few out there that are kind of.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
Doing a little bit better than the really really grappy ones,
they're getting girls that are like, oh, he's great.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
I'm like, what is he done that's so great? Well,
he took me to eat.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I'm like, it just sucks because I know, out of
us in a c is probably the least likely have
to say this. But I know one of our daughters
might say, be crying, how did you know he was
gonna do that?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
I was like, I used to be him. That's how
I know. That's how I know he was.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Gonna do that. Definitely, the least a has been the
he's been.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
He's been an upstanding.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Yeah, But like me, I'm gonna have to say, because sweet,
that was him at That's how I knew everything he
was saying was That's how I knew that.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I used to be like, I don't know, I don't know,
talk to.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Hold talk over because I mean, he could tell you
because I don't know. But he cries, he's gonna kill himself.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Why do people do that?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
He's reaching deep in the bag.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
At that time.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Every every woman has been through that. Almost everyone I
know has been through that.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
I've never done that. I have a boy.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I have about six homeboys ship and they'll be like, hey, man,
I had to hit them with the tears literally go
to the.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Extent where you said you're going to kill yourself, Like
that is the now.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
I haven't had any home boys that everyone, at least
they didn't admit it to me that they said that.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
You guys tell me that it was and then they
are terrible human beings? What's really about stuff that?

Speaker 7 (53:55):
I have this coworker and he was like, you know,
you always hear stories about that.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
I had an ex girlfriend that told me that he's.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Like it should real wouldn't killed herself. I was like, oh, Ship,
my god, don't tell me that.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
I was like, because I've been telling.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Him, go do what you gotta do. Man, Like, if
that's how you.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Feel, I can't be the person in charge of your life, like.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Tell me that. And I was hoping she did.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
When she didn't, My God, appreciate appreciate you for the email,
and like Risk I said, Like yeah, Risk said, been.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
In those situations. You's wasting time.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Next thing you all got here, Hey, y'all, I'm just
a regular listener. They funny, and I'm really hoping y'all
can help me figure something out. I've been listening to
your advice on relationships, and now I've got something I
need to work through. So here's the deal. There's this
guy at work, a black guy, and he's been flirting
with me a lot lately. He's cute. I can't deny it.

(54:57):
But here's the thing. I've never done a black man before,
and honestly, I'm a little unsure where this could go.
Let me give you some background. I'm Korean American, grew
up here in Dallas, and let me tell you, my
family's about as hardcore as it gets. My dad's old school,
and while he's never outright said anything bad about people
of other racists, I know he'd be side eyeing me

(55:18):
if I brought home a black guy as my boyfriend.
I mean, I mean, he's always been cool with my friends,
mostly my black girlfriends. Actually, but that's different. Friends are
one thing, but a boyfriend that's a whole different level. Now,
don't get me wrong, my dad isn't racist. I know
that my friends have been in my house plenty of
times and he's always treated them with love and respect.

(55:39):
But when it comes to relationships, I just don't know.
I just know it would be a whole other conversation.
But Mam would probably just smile and nod, but I
know deep down she'd be worried about what my dad
would think. I've been thinking about a lot, and honestly,
I'm conflicting. I like this guy, but I'm scared of
what could happen if I entertained it. What if I'm
making a fool of myself? Is it worth dealing with
my family least possible disappointment or my overthinking things. The

(56:03):
thing is, I don't want to feel like I'm betraying
my culture or my family. But at the same time,
I don't want to let fear stop me from exploring
something that could actually be good for me. I'm really
just trying to figure out how to process. I know
it's not a huge deal for some people, but for me,
it's a little more complicated and I'm just looking for
some advice. Should I give it a chance to leave
it alone before it gets too missy, too messy? Thanks

(56:24):
for reading for the advice. I really appreciate it. Sue Me.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Her name is Sue Me.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I'm assuming that they pronounced me as she was saying,
I do something about as you in mind, you pronounce
that Summi, wouldn't you some me some you are sum Me?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Well, if this man treats you good, treat your respect
makes you happy and all that your daddy got to say,
unless you're in the will think it.

Speaker 7 (56:47):
I mean, they're not going to be around one day,
but you're still going to be here lonely because you
base your decisions off of what you think they would want.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Yeah, I mean like at the end of the day,
like like they both touched on like it's your life
and I hate how. I mean, I know that you
think you know your dad, but at least give your
dad a chance to see see how because he has
you just said that he hasn't really been racist. And

(57:16):
obviously you know, I know with the old the old
guard of like hey with Korean, if it ain't Korean,
then you gotta go get your white man or whatever,
because in the TVs and all other countries, black people
are portrayed as just the evil thug people that you
see on TV, when that's not the case. We're not
a monolith. So I don't know if and I don't
even know if your dad grew up here or not.

(57:36):
But I know in other countries they view us as
one way. Either where viewed as really cool because we
are the culture, or viewed as these negative stereotypes, and
I know in some places they push the negative stereotype.
Just have him come over, y'alln't have to be dag.
Just have him come over and kind of meet your
pops and just let them kind of understand, because you know,

(57:58):
some people get to change your heart. And I don't know,
show my picture, Hanes war.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
This could be your grandson. He's playing for the Steelers
wide receiver.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Super Bowl champion.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Let's sell you what you got for.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Listen, all right? So they haven't they're not dating, right.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
He's trying to holler at her. She's like a chance.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
I mean like they're saying, give it a chance. You
never know.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
He could treat you like the you know, the queen
you're supposed to be treated as.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
You know you can. You really need to make sure
that your family is not fertile as well, because you're
gonna get addicted to it.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
So make sure again, you know as well wrap up
the first few times at least, and you know, I'm
not sure how old y'all are, but you didn't get
addicted to it. I'm for warning you now you're gonna
have a Tiger Woods come within the next five years.
So Dad let him know that.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
He really did. There was no like, here's the relationship
y'all could grow on this ship.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
How old are y'all?

Speaker 15 (59:19):
I mean, I guess I'm getting twenty ish worked together? Yeah,
they worked together like twenty or like teens like hurt
late late.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
I got a late teens in your house.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
But that's how the.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Word Okay, So like Koreana black, that's what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I think it's Korean, but.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
Whatever, Yeah Korean.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
I think he is Koreanan black.

Speaker 15 (59:47):
I think it's so yeah, Yeah, that's my nice So
we're protection and Risk said addicted.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
You saying, Risk said, that's all I like, bro coming.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
From a person that has black guys and has a
majority of a racist family exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
My immediate family is not, but my extended family is terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Like, I gotta see this question.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
So you've only dated black guys and a lot of
them went, wouldn't she does it ever make you just
be like, maybe I should try a white.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Guy unless.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
I've never seen.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
And I know nobody taking off.

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
This is a personal preference. Plenty of white guy friends,
a few, but I have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Like she got one white friend, who's your white friend?

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
My white guy friend?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
You worked with him?

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Was hey, I talked to him and his white friend.
But you know there's guy I don't like women.

Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
That are white, and that's fine, Like I'm don't get
my feels hurt, but has a preference I like, and
there's people that are like them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
All that's that's for you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
My chat GPT ironically says my type is an em woman,
which is funny because you mentioned it earlier and I
was like, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
But she's right, How did it come to that?

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Because almost every time I make a character in one
of my stories that happens to be a chick with
jet black hair, huge knockers like that, And I was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Like, how the funk does this happen? You've got a type.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
I thought it was red like, okay, okay, I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Didn't know that. I ain't ever been with any chick,
but not opposed to it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I should have had y'all come down to bail or more.
I'm sorry, Pie, I am a piece of ship, brother,
I am a piece of well. I think I was
thinking about Well, I didn't know that you were a
man of the people. I thought you were going to
be like a c at that time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
So we'll be like, she's fat, She's just she's not athletic,
something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
No, I'm an equal opportunity because because because really homage. Hell,
a lot of my friends used to come down there.
They come down on a Friday, we kick it for
a little bit. I'll be like, what flavor do you want?
I hit up whoever was like the queen of that group,
and then I wouldn't see him again to Sunday whenever

(01:02:30):
they leave him. Oh man, good times, good time, Lassa.
You know we got here. Hey, guys, I've been a
fan of the show for about four years now, and
I gotta say the podcast is my go to every week.
Shout out to my dad for putting me on the show.

(01:02:51):
A real one well, kind of by accident, but hey,
it counts. Ever since then, I've I've been hooked and
listening to every episode, usually why I'm getting ready for
work or makes anyway, I have a few burning questions
I've been dying to ask. I know y'all keep it real,
so I'm hoping I can get some straight answers. So
there are five questions. Oh, I'll read through one and

(01:03:15):
then whoever that's two can answer that question. Or did
y'all just want to read the whole thing just one? Eddie?
Come on, now, you really want to be with someone?
Are you just saying that for the show? Every time
the topic comes up, Yo, it sounds like you're open
to the idea. I get this vibe that you might

(01:03:38):
be content about playing it solo. Be real with us.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
I will be very real with you, because I had
this conversation with stupid Craig not too long ago. I'm
open to it, and I do not want perfection.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
I just wanted to be to where it is somebody
that I get along with, where we both hold each
other accountable. It's more upstanding and it's just like somebody, Hey,
we can deal with each other. I don't want somebody
who's expecting perfection from me, but they're not willing to
give what they're expecting from me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
That's it. I'm not asking for much until I find that.
I'm not gonna just settle for nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
I've seen too many people and marriages that they fucking
hate because.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
They compromise, And I'm not trying to be like that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
I could have been like that them, especially if she
doesn't like him, it's possibly gay and all this other shit,
especially if he trapped her.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
I ain't trying to be like that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
But yeah, like I'm open to it, I'm not gonna
I'm not forcing it. Basically, I had a really good example.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Of a good marriage.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
My parents were very much till death do us part,
and if I'm gonna get married, I want to be
similar to that. Like we're not perfect, but hey, we're
a team. We don't just give up at the first
sign of trouble. That's what I'm If I'm gonna have something,
it's gotta be like that, and somebody who thinks the
same way.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
It's not all catering towards me or them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Well said ep. Next question, what's the deal with Risk's man?
We still don't know who he is, and I'm starting
to think he's a top secret mission or something. Can
y'all give us a little more no, I gott Can
y'all give us a little more insight to him? We
all know she's got someone, but it's time we get
the full store. What's the story risk black? You know

(01:05:21):
he's black light and dark skin.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
I don't think I've ever talked to her like man?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Does he work out? Does is he sell tires and alcoholic?
Three in the morning?

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Is missing his front teeth?

Speaker 9 (01:05:42):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
That would also be disturbing. I mean, I guess you
can get teeth replaced.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Are you ever going to answer this question?

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
Shall remain a mystery?

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Okay, mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
He may not be a rap for long, so he
don't get he don't get a public attention.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
So can I ask you this? Has this person been
the same person through the years or was it like
you were with somebody for like four or five months
and then you moved to somebody else? Can they get that?

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Not through the years? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
She is sad?

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
All right? Next up, now, Tony and Stephen J I
gotta ask do y'all ever miss the single life? Every
now and then when y'all tell those past stories about
your wild days, it kind of sounds.

Speaker 16 (01:06:39):
Like you're, yes, listen, if I could get up and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
The question first, it kind of sounds like you're reminiscent
about how fun it was to not have to answer
to anyone. I mean, I get it. Being single has
this perks. Do you have, mister freedom now you can continue?

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Fuck yes, answer ain't changing? Fuck yes, man, like being
able to just wake up randomly at midnight.

Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
You know what, I'm fucking y, I'm gonna go foxing
random check or so I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Go text mass and be like what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
You see, that's one of the person me being single,
but at the same time, But at the same time,
I'm not opposed to fine and.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Somewhere absolutely don't understating.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
I mean, but I love knowing that I can just
drop some dick off and it's.

Speaker 17 (01:07:34):
Not a you know, a commitment to this person or whatever,
Like I just yeah, like like if you, if you,
if you gave me like a portal and I can
get like a whole pass, I'd be like my turn.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
You told me it was my turn.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Listen, I'm gonna be selected. Listen, I cant.

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
I mean I can literally twelve o'clock in the morning
going crazy, cragling s No, probably.

Speaker 18 (01:08:00):
Not, wife, you we have lived the same life. We
have lived the same fucking life. The casual counters, yes,
are they.

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
Just like no, no, you mean people like you mean
people like Chuck the cup who wants some black dude?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
The screw is white every day, every day texting you
at six in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Why why if you're a single guy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
I really thought they had was like, no, that's crazy.
Then to double list.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
So for the record, for the Raptor, I wasn't. I
didn't pro take in the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Craigslist and and then ready is the new spot.

Speaker 14 (01:08:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
So it's basically, if you're a black man and you know,
decent shape and you decent shame got that thing on you.
There's a lot of it's a market out there. I'm
telling it's a market. It's a lot of white men
out here. I just want to watch you fuck my
wife and they get that ship. I've been paid for
my services before. Literally you've been.

Speaker 6 (01:09:13):
The hook I've been Yeah, yeah, I've been a man or.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Next question, I made my money on a lighter note.
I need to know if you had to pick one
of your past dates to go on, who would it
be and why? No pressure, just curious who left the
lasting in pressure.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
Honestly, I can'tnot give an answer just because date date.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
I mean I've been.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Way too many.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
I've been seventeen years with my wife, you know, fourteen.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
I can't is she talked. I mean you could say,
like a date that you went on with her, if
there was a if there was one that was last years,
it's like we got every day, we got.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Every day of the date.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
But they consider a date like a weekend together just
that night.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Yeah, I think like if there's a time, like a
getaway maybe that you had, maybe not necessarily getaway, but
I've had some good ones in my time. I would say,
since you know, I had money now versus in college,
so obviously I would pick anything that's better now. But

(01:10:28):
if you asked me to go back to way back
in the day and pick something different, that's not a boring.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Thing, it's gonna be. It's one I might not have
an answer for. I had a lot of good dates
and getaways.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
So I mentioned to y'all about the boat that I
had with the chick who dad was like the president
of the Seattle Super Songs before they came to Oklahoma,
the one that you stole the boat, Well, she gave
me the keys and she gave me her so you know,

(01:11:09):
you know how, you know how the you know how
like the chiefs owner's daughter looks a certain way.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Look, look I want to be nice because she's a
nice person. But money can't buy you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
You could just say it wasn't the best looking ship.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
I would have married and look, we went on some
great trips we did. I would say it would have
to be that person would have fixed that fix and
we went on some great trips. But no, I couldn't
want Look, look, I want to be able to wake

(01:11:54):
up and look. No, this was not a c I.
Both of y'all would have said, I get it. You
would have said, Eddie, you wouldn't even been this down bad.
It wasn't the owner's daughter. It was the president.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
The president.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
They're not the president, no more than they're not no more.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
But thows other rich motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
You're right, listen, Look.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
You could have had a partial ownership of the team maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
But I could have also had like cartel people too,
So that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
You would have been alive. You would have been.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
What was the question again?

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Yeah, what was the question?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
If you had to pick one of yours?

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I can't narrow down.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
What about you? Risk?

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
I don't think I have just one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Risker has one? I don't hm hmm, So tell us
about your man the next question.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
You can't answer that one for you. I had answered,
mind you chosen because I'm really authentic. You gotta be
like that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
I don't talk about people that may be temporary.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
So does he listen to this? You're fine? You can
tell a story.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Now, who's gonna figure him out? I forget about about
the time I leave its fine?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Last question? Lastly, when it comes to the whole man
called debate, who do y'all think is more dramatic when
they're sick? The guys are the women. I've heard some
of y'all stories, and I have to know if you've
got a got any funny man cold experiences to share
a c that's the answer right there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
For men, Yes, as you know what they.

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
Talk about so much with how I actually have never
ran across a man that acts that bad. Now, Now,
don't get me wrong, because sometimes they'll lay it on
a little thick just to get some extra attention.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
But and you know it might be because you've only
dated black man. I feel like that only pertains the
white man because.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
I still be at the gym.

Speaker 6 (01:14:12):
I'll say it, but I'll get my ass right up,
do what I have to do.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
I don't want it. I'm looking see it on my
face and eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
But I never understood he still shut up to the
show as hell, that's a man, you said no. But
but here's the thing, like I've heard so many women say,
I kind of feel like that's a bandwagon thing, like
the whole thing where he can't find a clip all
of us.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Ain't that stupid? We can find literally there, we can see.

Speaker 14 (01:14:42):
It, I know, But it's just it's I feel like
that's kind of something that started on the internet and
people just jumped on the band wagon tip always when
you're sick.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
But it's the same gender talking about ache just the
the ship like, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
I ain't that ship work. Let me ask you all
this because I know, coming up we heard the men
don't know where the clip is and all that other stuff.
So when I was young, When I was young, I
made sure. I went to I went to. We didn't
have Google back then. What do we use the search? Y'all? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
We sold him out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
I asked, I'm like, where is the clip? Just so
I know. I'm like, oh, well, then I've known where
the clip was the whole damn time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
I don't think I have those videos, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Remember I was like youngest fuck knowing about this ship.
So we're talking about third fourth gradist.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Have you seen those videos?

Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
They'll do interviews with really young people and they'll ask
him questions like that, and they're like, they'll show them
a freaking diagram and they don't know where it is,
and it's like younger people.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
So I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
Maybe porn isn't as big with super young people now
or I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
It depends on because it's like now the first and
see his training porn and puke porn and ship like that,
so they don't know. They don't see regular sex anymore. Yeah, yeah,
they don't. It's a bunch of step sibling sex and
all that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Yeah, you know what's crazy. We only did one topic
to the Yeah, yeah, that was a good show. Literally
only did one time because it's already a forty three,
so yeah, we can't man. And the next time it
was gonna be pretty good too, but.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Nil next year.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Yeah, we'll wait till next year. But we've come to
the end of the show. Appreciate y'all rocking with us
once again. Go to Google type of funny anything that
has to do with us will pop up. You want
to send us those emails The show zero three two
at gmail dot com. Again the show zero three two
at gmail dot com. And I really just want to say,

(01:16:58):
for those of y'all who've been rocking with us through
all these years, thank you so much. Continue to help us.
Just grow this damn show. I promise you, and I
know I said this last year, but I truly promise
you will see us. You will see us next year.
That is going to be the goal. I don't know
if it's gonna be januwhere, but am I being February.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
And I want to tell y'all I appreciate you for
listening loyally, Yes, every single fucking week. That actually does
mean something to me because you can listen to anything
you want, but you take time out of your day
to listen to us.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Appreciate you and the fact and what I like the most.
It's like when you when we don't have a show
and you say, hey, so and so is doing this.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Always got some people saying what happened? I got one
coworker chapping my ass.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
And I'll have people like my friends that listen to
it and they'll say, hey, one of my homeboys like, hey, man,
happen with your boy show? And so when I hear that,
because one, that means that my friends are telling people
about the show, and then those people then I'll tell
people about the show, and then we hear about how
the lady today found out about the show from her

(01:18:02):
pops and been listening for four years.

Speaker 6 (01:18:04):
People sending emails, and they've been listening since almost one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Yeah, they y'all remember in details about risk mystery man
and not finding the one yet the risky lied to
me about like that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
You know, man, she set you up for the big
straight in the world, talking about, hey, y'all would be
perfect to him that, yeah, y'all would be So did
you even ask beforehand, like yo, how you feeling?

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Like, yeah, set me up?

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Did you ask you? Did you even ask her like hey,
would you feel or show her a picture? Or anything.
You just said, oh y'all be good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
You did that.

Speaker 9 (01:18:50):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Still ain't said sorry, wasted your damn tom.

Speaker 7 (01:18:56):
Since then, I have thrown a little few little sentences
in there mentioning him.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
So even I when it comes with it, I tried
a few times.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Okay, well put.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
What happened? What happened with those? With those?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Did you win anything?

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
I did?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
I think I won, Like, I'll let you make it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Still, I want to know what happened when you mentioned it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Yeah, when you put this back out.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
The games that she was just like, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:19:23):
I was like, I think you need to consider on
the table.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Leave on.

Speaker 11 (01:19:34):
Your hands and done. Got pale, bro, I have been
a lego. Look at my knuckle, look at that. But
you have to say that ship now, my cows don't
hear that. I know she's always telling.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Me his hands looked like my face like that bigga.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Ship man, you just gave her immunition. She's gonna say,
I knew it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
I knew it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
You turning that nigga is bleaching his skin for real,
for real.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
But it's just the hands, bro, It's just the hands.
That's how it starts.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Crazy work.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
I'm wearing the glove crazy wearing the glove.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
From Crazy Work because the definitely let's head, I.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Say, I really think I got the early stage of
life though.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
What was going on there? But yeah, we we're gonna
I don't know about Risk and her matchmaking skills, but Steven,
how can we get at you like that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
I would have been sure that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
I did bring her surround you, and but.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
You didn't say. You didn't ask me nothing. You didn't
ask me that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
You didn't say, hey, I think.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
We told her that she was coming over before.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
We didn't know, and we did.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
We didn't know you were bringing red. Yeah, but y'all
didn't say, hey, we're bringing this cheek said Risk is
coming with her friend.

Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
That's different.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
The very beginning wasn't like match making.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
It became in my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
I was like, well, hey, I don't know this friend, but.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Well I know that I would have been like, yeah,
you can't come, You stay your ass, you can't come.
It would have worked out anyway. Whatever, let's get out
of here. Let's see y'all next year.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Yeah, you definitely hit me up on I g A
the real that's me Riska on.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Uh same platform Black Superman And.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
When it comes to my Instagram, it's missed November two
k five?

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
What miss Nomber two more time the year?

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
It's mister n O V E m B E R
two k five? Damn what the happy New Year's And
if you don't know that, you know? Fuck y'all. Bye.

Speaker 9 (01:22:15):
I just want to thank you for listening to the show.
You're home with us, laugh with us. Now we gotta
go controversial, thought provoking. It to guarantee if you're tune in,
we'll show why. Then give you a watchin me. You
have a busy life, man, I know that you got options.

(01:22:35):
But every Wednesday, you know it's on. We're gonna keep
this party rocking. Just tune in and jail out. You'll
never know what we'll talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Just want to thank you for helping us grow. If
you don't know, well, now you know.

Speaker 9 (01:22:48):
Riding with us, high side with us, get fly with us,
Gonna live with us, kind of high fitness, never start
with us. I believe we will always have a good show.
If we go, it's the show. It's the show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
That's the end.

Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Hey for riding with us, high side with us, Get
live with us, gonna live with us, fun of high.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
With us, never stop with us.

Speaker 9 (01:23:11):
The belief will always have a good show if we go.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
It's the show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
It's the show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
That's the end. There's no vote.

Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
Hey, thanks for tuning into the show, the show, the show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Hey, thanks for tuning into the show. The show, the show.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Hey, thanks for tuning in into the show.