4.30.28 1 Gorilla, 4 heros, 1 solution

In this week's episode, the crew dove into the wildest debate lighting up the internet: *100 average men vs. one fully grown gorilla*. From breaking down the physical odds to arguing whether strategy or environment could shift the outcome, the conversation swung between hilarious and heated. The guys also discussed the kind of "average men" being imagined—whether beer-bellied uncles or part-time gym rats could even make a dent—and what animal 100 men *could* realistically take down. Then in the second half, things got real with a topic titled **"What Men Shouldn't Ask."** Sparked by a listener's email and Riskay's infamous “What are we?” advice, the crew unpacked why certain questions—from asking about money to emotional check-ins with the homies—can backfire hard when they come from a man. They even tackled the taboo of bringing up threesomes, time-of-the-month questions, and unrealistic barber requests. And to top it all off, they wrapped up the final, action-packed chapter of their *Choose Your Own Adventure* saga in the *Invincible*-inspired universe, where one member may not have made it out alive.

Episode Transcript

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Speaker 1 (01:42):
We ain't got a C or Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Is a C back or was that just a one
week thing? Consented the group last week? He didn't say nothing,
so I said, all right, well, I ain't gonna send
it in the group.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
And then I think he wanted to talk about the
whole Carmelo Anthony thing and he didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
We didn't get on it late for.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
That now yeah yeah, I mean, and we still need
more details on yeah, and it's still any.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Risk will be on a little later. For whatever reason,
she wanted to go feed her chickens and I didn't
know that she bought chickens.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I thought she was making a quilt for the dogs.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Once you're doing both both of them, possibly possibly, Uh,
Stephen Jay is not in.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
He's out celebrating wife.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
He's bda today and he actually let me know way
ahead of the time. It wasn't last minute, So kudos
to him on that being a a good husband.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
For once remembering her birthday.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, because he showed her forget it that one time,
and I'll still never forget the whole What do you say,
Strong five?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh my god? No, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Backstory, y'a, I'm gonna keep it short, but we were
talking about like, I guess how you your partner whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
He's like, She's well, I'm just gonna be honest, she's
not a ten. My wife's not a ten. And we
kept trying to like, look at my because he's.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Been drinking and like, hey man, no he's she's not
a ten.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
She's not She's just not. Like bro, shut the fuck.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Up, I'll say you. But apparently nobody reported him, so
either they all agreed.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Oh god, I had so many people texted me talking
like he's an asshole.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, I'm saying, apparently know what's on the cold.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
But as Ac would say, our friends, those of y'all
who have been here, that's the reason why we brought
it up to I know half y'all were listening at
that time, and then for the rest of y'all, y'all
know this steam was an asshole.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Our friends.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, so first thing, we're not gonna talk about Shador
sayingers got ft over for not showing humility, and the
NFL wanted to teach him a lesson and win in
the fifth round. And even though all that happened, the
NFL's ratings were the highest on Day two and Day
three because I never watch after the second round and

(04:04):
I was watching.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
How do you go from being projected top ten pigs
yes to round five?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
And that's and the people that were chosen in front,
like I'll give you cam Moore, I'll give you Jackson, Darted,
you know, to ease their own, but anybody else.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
And then the thing with dude's a son giving him
that print call. He's been not still have a job
a man, he should have got fired.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Man.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Nothing We're not gonna talk about Centers is still the
number one movie in the world. Go see it five
all time of all time. According to risk A. Nothing
We're not gonna talk about. Amazon has said Trump, you
play with our money, we play with you, and they're
gonna be showing the cost of items and what it
got raised to because of terroriffs. Now they now since

(04:51):
I wrote this, they kind of have backtrack. But that's
because Trump said he's gonna come for them basically, which
if I'm Amazon, do was gonna stop using me, so
I would to I would have kept that as is.
Nothing we're not gonna talk about. Canada and Mexico both
chose to do the opposite of the US by electing

(05:11):
non conservative presidents that are extremely qualified for their job.
So do with the information as you would like. Last thing,
we're not gonna talk about. My brother's favorite quarterback, Jalen Hurts,
couldn't go to the White House because he had a
scheduling conflict. The conflict was a Frankie Beverley concert shout
out to Jalen.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Hurts Barely Die or whatever could have been a cover.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I mean it was a group, so it's just like, yeah,
except I mean I said earth winder fire.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, so yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
But still he went and A hates it. Hates, Yes,
the biggest hater. If you remind me, I remember I was.
I was in agreeients with y'all. I think he's going
to win one, especially before Dak. Wasn't that right before
the season that we.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Had that debate.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I know we had it two years ago, okay, when
he was talking ship.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
But one of the Eagles lose because he lost the
twenty three Oh no, no, twenty twenty two. Okay, because
because he was really talking ship after that, and I
was like, Bro, the nigga got to the super Bowl
and played well, and if he not had that.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Fumble, yeah, because they lost the twenty twenty two to
twenty twenty three seasons, the Niners lost and then they
played them.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, because he outplayed Mahons and at both of them.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
But I just remember God was like, Bro, he's gonna
get one. I hate the Eagles.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I hate that he's gonna get on.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I was like, I know he's gonna get one. And
I was like, he's definitely gonna get one before death. No, no, no,
he no, he he's trashic.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
You will never get one. And he got one in
dominating fashion at that.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
So we got a lot of tops to get into today.
We got what men shouldn't ask. We got what if
you found out your whole life was part of a
social experiment. If jobs had a theme song, what would
yours be? We got emails? We got Part five, the final,
the final chapter of Storytime. But first topic today, it's

(07:17):
the hottest debate in the Internet right now. One hundred
men versus one gorilla. Let's get rights to it. Do
one hundred average men actually stand a chance against one
fully grown gorilla?

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Why why not average men? Now, let's get the concert
average man. There's no weapons involved, it's just a bare hand.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yes, what is an average man? Is that five to ten.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Average untrained man? Like he don't you know, he don't
do no martial arts train? Then, like that's probably about
five to nine, honestly, five to nine, maybe five ten
on the high end, maybe about like one eight. Now
and some of the pictures I keep seeing, they keep
having this massive gorilla, but gorillas are about the same

(07:59):
high like a five to five eleven A prime silver
backed gorilla on average is gonna be about five to nine,
maybe four hundred and fifty pounds.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yes, so who wins? I think we have risk a back.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Now, in all honesty, I think the men will win.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
But but every single one of them has to have
this mindset, either the mindset of a spartan, a viking
or battle beast from Invincible where they all want to
die fighting. If they all do not have that mindset,
he's gonna clear it.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm sorry. And here's why. If they're regular average men
and they just put.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Them in there, regular dudes got families and stuff, and
they don't have the mindset I want to go down fighting.
After that, first five or six get their forearms, betting
in half legs, ripped out the socket and beaten to
death with it with the hammer, fist stuff. The rest
of them, by man, fuck that, they're gonna be hand
and they're gonna be slipping in front like nah, wrong,
none of that.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
So how would they How do you think that they
would kill him enough?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Because so this is what in my mind, this is
what I see. So let's say this mic is the gorilla.
They all surround the gorilla. Now the gorilla doesn't know
at first. The gorilla just kind of looking around like
what's going on? Like he doesn't know that they're there
to attack. And as long as they ain't being creepy
or like looking at him like we're going like being

(09:26):
a defensive mode, he's just looking like what the fuck
y'all trying to do? Someone's got to make a sound
that lets everybody know let's go. So you got to
have this is This is.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
How I would do it. The people on the right side,
you gotta be an average man.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You can't be in this.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I can talk about I can, but you can't. But
I can talk about strategy.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
The people on the right side, at least five of
them got to go for his right arm, five.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
On his left.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
If you can get some to trip under, trip them
up because it's hard for them to roll around without
having their hands. They're laying down like that on his body.
The rest everybody else gotta come and just stomps that
they have. They got to stop the ship out of here. See,
but now let's hope.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Let's hope he's chilling eating bamboo and docile and not
worried about it.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Because if he's already on guard and ready to.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Go, but you're doing a hundred minute against the gorilla,
there's gonna be like you wouldn't just say, hey.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Hundred go kill this gorilla. Why would you would already
be on defence.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
And you ain't gonna tell me, as an animal, a
smart animal, that you're not gonna see a hundred people
around you and immediately get defensive.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
They're not gonna be chilling out.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
But see, there are some guerrillas that just know that
they're the ship, so whenever they see people, they just be.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Chilling out, not one hundred I feel like a male
in prime silver bag guerrilla. As soon as as soon as.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
He sees about five or ten, he's gonna be like
holding up.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
What's good though, Get on his chest and it's over with,
bro the first wave. I'm telling you, because you're not
gonna be able to get all one hundred around him
at once.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
So i'm telling you why they can't start going around
here as soon as they do, they can start from
Here's what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
He's gonna kill about thirty of them.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
He's gonna keep out here, but he probably will so
once he's busy gnawing a few and bashing the skulls.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
And that's when y'all got to jump on his back
and take.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Him there, put him in a sleep a hole.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
But I'm telling you, if they do not have.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
The average man arm, put average man.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Look, if you got people, no how many times, coldor McGregor,
would you consider him as an average.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Man because he's trained.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
But but size wise, size wise yes, but the average
man don't know how to put in a proper sleeper hole.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh we know that average man. What about the military, dude?
Does military not count as asage?

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Not?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Really? The average man.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Because I have well, I haven't seen anything that says
like they have to be like the most nerdiest of them.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Not saying nerdy. Let's just say it can just.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Be x ex high school athletes because we're not having
thirty year olds do this. I think it would be
twenty year olds.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
You know what, Fine, we can say that they maybe
you know, played for in high school, but they don't
have no martial arts training like that.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Maybe, But I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Let's see some motherfucking high school and I mean cut
you off with some hot some high school early college
dudes getting coked up or some ship.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Like that ready to go.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
It's it's more of a mental thing because, like we've
all agreed on, they got to be committed to it.
If they don't have the mindset like, hey, I know
I'm probably gonna die, but I don't be fun. We're
killing this gorilla. If they don't have a mind set,
then they're done, bro, Because now people don't understand a
gorilla's bite is stronger than alliance. There the Tigers and
the Bears, Bro, they are not to be fucked with.

(12:38):
There's a reason they came up with this whole scenario
they might be chill and vegetarians and all that, but nah, bro,
they're not to be fucked with. And you gotta think
they have four thumbs, nigga, because they feed. It's just
like hands. So it's like, bro, Now, I know I
don't have the mindset of battle beasts, not right now.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Now.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
If I lost all my family, shit, okay, but if
I seen a wave of like twenty people getting their
arms dislocated and the ribs shattered from.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
One swipe on back, nah, I'm not good, bro.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Now he got it. I'm not jumping on his back
because like I said, he got one arm free, and
you on his back.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Your fuck.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
He reaching around and it's over with.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
So so what kind of terrain or environment do you
feel would be most advantageous to like the humans.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Padded room, because if you're outside, if you're outside on
his turf, you're done.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Keep doing.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
His feet are ready for that.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Padded room could work, or like a I could think
like a swamp. I don't think he'd be able to
move too well to swamp. We wouldn't either, Yeah, but
it was slowing down and he ain't as heavy to
where you can flip him up. She just over there like, Oh, no, man,
I ain't in this. Well, let me ask y'all this

(14:01):
last question on this one. What animal could one hundred
men reasonably defeat? And where does the gorilla fall on?
Like the spectrum? Like, so we had the I would
think we would have the gorilla over here. Do we
think it would be easier for a hundred men to
kill a bear or a gorilla?

Speaker 4 (14:20):
I think maybe a bear for the simple fact that
they do not have thumbs.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
But it's still gonna be hard to ship. It's gonna
be difficult because their claws ain't nothing joke with, and
bear's got stemmina out the ass. They fast as shit fast,
they have a lot of stamina.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
But my thing is just because the gorilla is so
close like biologically to us.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
And it's smarter than a bear.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Like I think a bear could beat a gorilla one
on one in a fight, but in this situation, the
gorilla just has too many advantages to deal with a
person that a bear.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
In my opinion, do you think a hundred men could
be their giraffe? Yes?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yes, yes on his own business, not even aggressive.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I think we could.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
A hundred man could take down a lion, Yeah, boy
that I think that would be more deadly than a gorilla.
You're worried about the things and stuff, but it's like
once you done got once you get some more time.
If you snap that on something like that, you'd be
good there.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Because I'm saying he can't grab you, and.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
What's a simple animal?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
I was thinking of chip whenever y'all.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Were we got that.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, we take you were talking.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
About gorillas and you're like, wasn't the person talking to
my mind?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
But I'm not.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
I'm not you think animals?

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Well, this is this is for you to protect your
child because if every man that has to do this,
if they lose overall, yes.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
So, how many women would it take to defeat a gorilla?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Untrained?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Every woman?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
A lot?

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Well, I mean.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
How smart they are? I feel like women would be
more like the out trying to like think smarter, not aggressive.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
You have no weapons, so so thinking smarter. How that was?
What's the strategy?

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Like we would come up with a plan or something.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I'm gonna be it's gonna take more of y'all.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
I really feel like it would take a whole bunch
more because y'all can be fighting over what to do
about it.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
And he's gonna hear y'all streamnut's kiss him off even more.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
And then you're gonna have half of them talking about well,
Peter wouldn't want this as they fringing, their arm ripped off.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
And then that's when we would say, but you chose
to be.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
You chose the best, You chose the best cures.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
I will always choose the bear.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
So let's get to the next topic here. A couple
of weeks ago, we had an email from a listener
looking for advice uh with the woman he was dealing with,
and Risk had said something corny along the lines of
ask her what are we or where is this going?
The worst advice ever to give a young man knowing
good and well, they're gonna make fun of him in
that group chat, which prompted the topic for today. Why

(17:08):
is asking what are we or where is this going?
Seeing as a weak move when a man says it,
but thoughtful when a woman says it?

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Who said it's thoughtful?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
That's like the first way to run somebody off. I
would never use the term thoughtful. Well, I feel like
I've just seen too many times.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Well, why is it why is it okay for women
to ask? Why is it I don't even.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Think for a woman to ask. I mean, I don't
I'm trying to make I don't know if I've ever
asked that, but I know who friends to ask that,
and it sounds like and uh, it's not like it's.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
In a microphone. It's not like so like a plane
was coming, I said, oh man, we're about to ok.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Never went well.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
And this all has me thinking what happened to us
as a culture to where now people even have to
ask what are it's like now in the ducting or
as you don't ask them, hey, you want to are
we together? Like now it's like yeah, now it's like
you're just busting nothing them a few times, and I
guess that's really it. It's like you start going wrong there, Okay,

(18:11):
we're together.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
But and you know, I mean they asked that question
when we went on twenties though, too, And I remember
it being in movies whenever I was young, So I
don't think it's just this generation. But I think in
the movies it was really you could really tell like
they were falling for each other, but you didn't really know.

(18:32):
But I feel like I don't know. You know, I
don't even know where I'm going with this because it's
a question that's been to asked a lot, and I
think now I don't even think people ask what are
we anymore. I think it's just, hey, don't give you
no ship.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, just spend time together and be like they're not
fucking nobody else.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
That's that's pretty much it. It seems that's the case.
But risk you said that it never worked went well,
So like you never I never.

Speaker 7 (18:59):
Asked, but I've known friends that have asked, and I
feel like it. I feel like, especially with the if
you have to ask, or with somebody that you probably
shouldn't be with sometimes because I feel like that's gonna
it's in the past.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
I've heard a lot of people say it like runs
the guy away.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
So yeah, I think you just got to enjoyed a moment.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Really, But so let me ask you, how would you
kind of establish the boundaries to let them know, like, Hey,
I'm into you and I would like to be exclusive
with you.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
How do you do that?

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Would you say exactly that?

Speaker 7 (19:30):
Because I made the mistake of not having that conversation before,
and that's the first thing he was saying whenever he.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Was on the streets that I was like, so this
is what we're doing.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
He's like, when you never said we were going to
be exclusive, we never talked about it.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
I'm sorry for assuming that you were here all the time.
And okay, so yeah, I would definitely have that conversation.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
I mean, I wouldn't mind somebody saying, like the actual
phrase like what do you like would you be my girlfriend?
Or how do you feel about me my girlfriend? Or
how do you feel about being exclusive? Why is that money?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Because I just know how like the new age women are.
So if a dude were to ask would you be
my girlfriend? And she didn't want to be his, she's
gonna clown the it's now I feel like things that
men used to do they don't do because there's always
the fear of you say no, and instead of just
keeping it between y'all two, y'all be like look at

(20:24):
this mother.

Speaker 7 (20:25):
It depends because not a lot of women my friends group,
we don't share a lot of that anymore. Used to,
like twenties, Oh yeah, you would get yeah, you would
be the talk of the text group text.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Now not really.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
But I think I think part of that too, has
to do with we're from the generation, like the last
generation of like people who knew know how to talk
to each other, as well as like keep shit, Like
there's not a lot of people are as that are
just posting shit on YouTube, like the Damn Possum.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
That was very like that that really.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Like it got that was very fuck up. I didn't
send it to you. I know you're gonna be mad
about it, so I didn't.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
But yeah, it was terrible, but it was trending, so
of course I had the tendention of the guys because.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I mean, I don't get me wrong. I show the
Possum off of the fence line before, but it didn't die.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
That would have been one of the greatest shows ever.
That shit wouldn't even record if we were doing then
outside show. But like our generation, like once we got
out of the twenty, like now we're at that point
where we're just kind of keep it between yourself for
the most part.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
But below they don't give a shit.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Yeah I can.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I mean I can see that too, but I mean
I don't know. I don't think it would bob.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Like even if I were to ask any of my
girlfriends and I said, even if it was a guy
that we really weren't interested in.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
But my thing is is, if we're not hanging.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Out on a like semi exclusive level, why would you
even ask that question?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Though that's true, that's very true.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
You know what I mean, Like, why would you even
unless you're unless like you're trying to be weird? I
don't know, like that's something I would find weird as
if if I hang out with you once or twice
and it was just like a kind of casual and
then you're like with my girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
I'm like, I feel like if y'all are regularly seeing
each other, spending time together, you know, going out to
East Stand nighty, to this house, if somebody asked the
whole are we going to be exclusive?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I don't think it's nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
And today's day you have to ask that, because you do,
they're going to be out there if you don't say
those words.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I didn't know, like nowadays there's so many loopholes.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
So now if y'all are spending time together, y'all especially wrong. Yes,
you got to ask at some point, like hey, so,
or how I would do it? I'd be like, look,
you ain't being with nobody because I haven't. I'm just
letting you know. I'll be like, I'm only doing this
with you. So then I try to, you know, kind
of word in to be like, look, so we were

(22:52):
just fucking each other, like what we're doing here? Like
I wouldn't just be like, you want to be my girlfriend?

Speaker 5 (22:56):
But I mean, never gonna have their own way of
phrasing it.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
But however you say it, I think it's appropriate to
say at some point because, like I said, in today's society,
you can't just be assuming that's true.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's that's how you get hurt. Now.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
So another question on this topic is is it ever
okay for a man to ask a woman how much
money she.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Makes if you have made it that far in the relationship. Yes,
I think it would bother me.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I never asked.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I never have either, But I think I think about
how women would ask that question.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
If it was a newbie.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
That would immediately be the reflect I would be like,
absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Something, because I could see like a man asking that
if like he was very like established and she was
kind of mysterious and he didn't like you try to
look her up because it's like, yo, I got this money,
I'm not trying to be with someone who's got terrible
credit and stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Or who's trying to get but give me a meal
ticket or whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
But at the same time, too, looking at from a
man's perspective, it's like, can you ask that? Because it
just feels weird to ask that particular question.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
I'll ask a man.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
Real quick after we've been together for a while, just
just because I'm nosy, not because I actually care, But
there's how long mud you actually make, like or they
would like to compare it to myself to.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Be like, let's say you got to step up a
little bit. I like to make close to him, if
not more.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
I was about to say, like, let's say his characters
do everything is good about him, but he makes a
little bit less than you.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Oh, I don't care a little bit less.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
It's fine, Okay, I'm I'm not saying like, yeah, I'm
not saying I'm not saying like, you make a hundred
thousand and he's barely clearing like fifteen thousands. Oh yeah,
but like let's say you're making over a hundred thousand,
he's making like good year, making like sixty Okay, yeah, okay, I.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Just don't feel like doing nothing.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, yeah, is it ever Like let's say a dude's
been working with you, or you've been working with a
female for six seven months, y'all are kind of kind
of tight or whatever, and you notice that every time
that's turning that during that time of the month, of
year or of the month, she gets a little crankier stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
And let's say, y'all have a good.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Relationship, is it ever okay for man to ask is
at that time of the month? Even if he says
it comes like yeah, like y'all co workers, but y'all
are like friend coworkers. Just just just as a joke,
we'd be like, hey, is that time.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I've done that?

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah I have, I haven't.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
There's not a lot of guys in my job, but
I think like Jeff is one of my best guy friends,
and he's like an old man. But I think if
he said some like that, I'd probably laugh and say
something cut but not like.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
In a mean way, like it wouldn't bother me.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Say, Like the few people I do associate with at
my job, like the females, like they have very thick skin.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
They have to Yeah you got especially new too, So.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Like if they're in there like being all moody, and
I'm like, man, I know you on your peer.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
You gotta be I'm like, you gotta be the fucking
am how do you know. I'm like, I mean, look how.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
You acting, because that's how it is like in my field,
Like the few women that are there are like tom
boyish to the team. There's a few that are girly girly,
but they got that rough edge around them because you
just around dudes all day.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
From what you said, though, you you don't make friends
at work, so you could never.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Say that to anybody.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I wouldn't say it any I wouldn't say anything.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
I'm trying to envision somebody like how you've described yourself
at work, and I'm like, if somebody like you says
something like that, I'd be like, no.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that at all. I'll just
be chilling. I'll be chilling myself. But I wouldn't say that.
But I'm just thinking about just random questions of like
what men shouldn't ask, Like, for instance, when is it
ever okay for a man to ask for a threesome?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Is there ever a smooth way to do it? Is
there is there a particular time, been lucky.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Enough to never have had to ask for it. It
has just been it's happened. It's just I've gotten lucky.
I feel like if I asked for it, I feel.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Like there's no no good way to ask for her
because you don't get.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Cut out like it's yeah, it's usually and every time,
most of the time it's happened. It's literally been like
a spurad of moment. Yeah, and okay, but I would
I'd be scared to ask because because, yeah, you can't win.
Have you ever been asked that question?

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Have I been asked?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
How did that turn up?

Speaker 6 (27:24):
It was?

Speaker 7 (27:25):
But but my thing is, I think if you're early
on enough, not not super early, but early on enough
in the relationship, you can have a discussion.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
That's why we say start from day one.

Speaker 7 (27:36):
Yeah, you can have a discussion to get to fill
them out, to see where their head is and what
aspects for.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
The for the guys listening out there, especially the college guys,
how far to like y'all's dating.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Can they have that discussion? I mean, I would say,
because it.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Would at least be like I would, you got to
give at least like a couple of months, like at
least a couple of months in you can't be like
week three and you're like, so, what do you think
about a girl?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
To us?

Speaker 7 (28:01):
Like, absolutely not true. So yeah, I think a couple
I think a couple of months.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Maybe I've never asked, but if I were going to
ever ask, what I would do is I would start
with us like, you know, watching porn together, maybe scenes
and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah right, yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
You know.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
You ever I never thought about it ever?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Ever done?

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I know what.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
The thing that's always cracked me out was like my
friends that have always wanted to have one, Like they
date a girl who would have had one before and
she tell them and then they'd be like, Okay, cool,
this is gonna happen, and then it never happens for
them and they're just kind of sitting there like the
fun why they get they even tell them because I
care about you more than them, And that's.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Just like, bro, that is the biggest slap in the face.
I hate this.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
It's like, so you want to be a slept for him? Yeah,
but your boy that you care about the ball?

Speaker 5 (28:57):
I was like, what I thought about after that? I'm like,
in my brain, I'm like I'm too old it no more.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Now, let me ask you this. Let's say you're in
a relationship.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
The guy is comfortable with having a threesome, but there's
another guy. Not no gay stuff, but it's like a
you know, he's sandwiched. Y'all are comfortable, he's secure, he's
not jealous, none of that. Would you be open to that?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
You would?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Now, let's say that the books, I'll read what happens now,
And let's say he brought it to you, like as
tastefully as you can.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
In this type of situation, Like y'all are watching him
and he's like, Yeah, I think they'd be hot to you,
maybe share you sometimes you'd be You think you'd be
comfortable enough or something like that. Yeah, Like, let's say
the relationship is secure. Everywhere else, everything's good. Do you
feel like you would still feel comfortable with your guy
if he was willing to do that?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Because some women, some women feel like you do not
care about me.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
No, I don't think I would feel like that.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I don't know what would you offer your lady up
for the what.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I offer her up?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
I don't like that phrase.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
That's what it seems like to me.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
It's like for me, like, if I'm watching that and
I'm into it and it's turned on, it's turning me on,
and be like to do that, huh if she was
open for it, if I'm in the move for it,
I think I could do it.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Honest I think I could.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
But at the same time me, I know that my
person would want they probably want to have ship, so
I wouldn't have to really ask so what I'm talking
about that, But I'm like, if I'm in if I'm
in the mood I'm watching that, I think because me
when I'm like really there and I'm like really just
not in my right mind thinking with the other head,

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it's a lot of ship.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm willing to do.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
And and I'm just like I said both ways yeah,
and I.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Know me, like I know how to separate just physicality
from emotions.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I'll be like because I'm near, I'll be like, I'm there.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Now had to be earlier in the relationship with like
let's say you've been dating or you don't for like
a couple of years.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
If we've already kind of gotten a feeling for each
other early on, we know that we're not like vanilla ship.
I guess after at least we've been together for some months,
got to have some milestones in the relationship before we
tried anything. I couldn't just start out doing that now
because then I feel like we ain't never gonna have
nothing real.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I feel like it be just.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
That because I think for me, I couldn't do it,
like if I've been in a relationship for a long time,
because it's just like let's say it's one of your
home boys.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
It would never be.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
It would never be anybody that either one of us
know that. It could never be that either way.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
That's what I'm saying, Like it couldn't be somebody that
she knows really well and in. It couldn't even be
like let's say if it was like she wanted to
add one of my female Like hell no, because like
all it's gonna take is one time for you to
feel some type of way you're gonna think that going
around them.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Like no, it hasked to I was like, if there's
a woman, you gotta pick her.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
And if if it was ever a dude, I got
a flying homeboy, Like that's just how it would.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Have to work.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
So I had a friend that had the opposite to me,
would have been the worst situation as a man. He
had a girl, a longtime girlfriend. They had been together
for a while while she was bisexual, so she was also.
There was three of them the legit the apartment. It
was two girls and him. She got to be like
the in between, so he didn't get access to both

(32:36):
of them.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
He only got access to.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
Her, and then she would go to the girl or
him whenever she wanted. I was like, that does not
sound fun like all. I was like, how do you
even do that?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
And so was the other one just lesbian?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
She wasn't.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, oh that's why.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Okay, Well, actually I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
I don't know, man, I would have just walked in there.
I said, Man, we're doing this while we're playing. So
they were all living together. M h ain't no fucking way, no, no,
I would have joined.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
In unless she was just like the most studliest of
the stud and I don't know, I just had a beard,
like yeah, she must have had like the little baby
beard hair and the little mustache or whatever.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I have a feeling it wasn't though, because I've seen
the girls.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Of the girlfriends later on in life, Like I think
she's in my Facebook group, Myriad group.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
But shameless plug, I respected what shameless plug.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
I think she's in the group.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
And because i've ever seen her name come across on
the bites one time and uh, I forgot.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
I think somebody tagged her or something.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
But I've seen some of her girlfriends and because she
dates obviously men and women, so and it didn't give
a time. It could be something different, but I've seen
some of the grocery dates and they're not mainly right.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
So we'll leave y'all with that. Also, don't ask your
barber to make you look like somebody. I just don't
feel like there's something a man should say.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Yeah, oh things man should Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Shouldn't say like don't being there like hey, man made
me look like, No, don't say that.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
To you bar y'all ever, did y'all have the catalogs
that women had, like where you would find something and
that's what you do.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, we just had to think on the wall, like
give me the four head.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
I mean that's kind of like what we did.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah, but it was never like a specific person and
it was just you just walked.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
It's the stupidest thing we ever had growing up because
they would give us like catalogs and they'd be like,
pick which hairstyle you want, knowing these freaking people know
how to do two hairstyles. So you're not gonna get
anything you pick. And so you'll pick a hairstyle it
will it would never.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Come out like you saw.

Speaker 8 (34:40):
M hmm.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
And on that note, we're gonna take a break. Get
to these emails you're listening to. Oo they funny.

Speaker 8 (34:48):
Fellas. You can't let her keep doing this, taking your
old spicey ydration with a low body wash. It's unacceptable, King,
She's gonna have to un that.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
You got your own groom in need the deal.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
She might say, boy, please, what's yours is mine?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
I'll buy moil be just fine. What if she don't,
don't go.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Don't let her bring up the guy cade. Let her know,
man have set.

Speaker 8 (35:18):
Time and time again she's been taking your spy Steve patration.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
You gotta say.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
You don't got her beak.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Up for yourself.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
Don't let her you s there's nothing that time to
all my guys. Never let your skin go dry, and
always keep an eye on your old spice body lotion
and body wash because men have skin too.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
M h.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
M hm.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Hm and you listening to ooh they funny Local Global.
So we got three emails today starting off, Hi, guys,
been listening to your podcast for about a year now.
Found the show through a random Reddit post and been
hooked ever since.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
That is true. I went to google it, I went
to read it and look, but I didn't find nothing.
But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Uh, you guys get me through these long asson u
bon rides and made me laugh out loud in public,
which over here gets some real weird looks.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Germans don't really do the whole public laughter thing unless
beers involved in German anyway, I need some advice.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
I live in I'm assuming this is Cologne, and I
recently started dating this woman I met through a mutual friend.
She's cool, funny, smart, speaks four languages, basically checks all
the boxes. But the one issue is her dog hates me.
And I'm not talking about the usual barking, the growling.
The demon and this demon in Schnauz Reform has it

(37:03):
out for me. Specifically, it pissed in my shoes, not
near them, in them like you wait until I left
the room, crawl into the closet and feel both nikes
like it was a mission. I tried to win it over.
Man treats, belly rubs, even baby talking German and English,
no dice.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
The dog growls when I even try to hug her.
Last week, we were.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
On her couch watching a movie and the dog jumped
up between us like a furry little cock blocker and
just staring me down for the entire second half of
the thinks she thinks it's cute. I think it's low
key domestic terrorism.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
What do I do?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
I like her, but this dog is testing my spirit.
I don't want to be the guy who makes some
choes between them and their pet. Appreciate any wisdom y'all got.
And if you ever come out to Germany, first beers
on me, as long as you don't bring any dogs.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Peace. Nico from Cologne.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
I think it knows he's not a dog person.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
But he's given the dogs treats and rubbing his belly
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
So he's trying the dogs.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Just the asshole bro like Risk has this dog that
is a demonic ass dog.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
She has two dogs.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
One is slow but I rock with it, and then
she has this demon dog. And I've done nothing to
this dog, but this dog always barks at me and
ship and the slow dog it'll always step in and
but I don't bark at him.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
He dope. There are just some dogs that are just assholes, bro,
And you know it's a matter of them. Yeah, do you?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
I mean we've always talked about the story about the
racist ass dog that barked the Eddy. There's just some
dogs out there that are just evil ass dogs. And
you got to ask yourself, can you, let's see Schnauzers
live for what like twelve thirteen year?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah? So can you hold out for them years to
that dog passes away?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Or do you need to deal?

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Because if the dog's pissing in your shoes and stuff
and me mugging you on the couch.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
You should have pushed that dog's face and your pissy shoes.
You should have just to establish dominance, you should have.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
The thing about me is the fact that she was
laughing at it.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah, that would that would have pissed me off.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
The only thing my dog does is that barks because
she tries to talk to you and you don't talk.
She's met everybody else and she has no problem with
anybody else.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
It's just you.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
It's just because I'm the lightest out of us, and
I think ball.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Pets do that. They have one person they picked to hate.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
For except for my dog. He'll hate other dogs, like
if they have certain things about them.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
But yeah, if your dog's pee and somebody's shoes and
you don't say anything, you start laughing, that would immediately
kiss me at that point, Like it's one thing with
your dog to be little obnoxious and you might think, oh,
that's funny or whatever, but peed in my shoe.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Get a dog whistle.

Speaker 7 (40:10):
The girl probably won't appreciate it, but I got one
for my dog because she barks so much.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
I got one of them bark shocker.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Things, and it has like a noise on it to
where it stops them, like if they start acting stupid,
it'll stop them whatever they're doing.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
And it definitely works.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Get a whistle the dog facting funny or or even
if you don't want to whistle, you can get one
on YouTube. Just download dog whistle here. They will hear.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
But yeah, man, you gotta figure out do you like
her more than you dislike that dog.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
And also have that conversation too, because she puts.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
She's one of them people that puts makes things. Dogs
are humans and probably puts it over him. I can
tell the fact the fact that he pissed in the
dou shoe and she just laughed, was like whatever instead
of being like hey, if.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
You can snoop it, like I'll do you that.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Like yeah, and the dog.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I remember when I was a kid, I was They
were saying be quiet. Yeah, Uh we got here, Hey boys,
and miss Sharon, this your girl. Tay from Memphis loved
the show. Been rocking with y'all since one of my
exes put me on. He trashed, but at least he

(41:31):
did want anyway.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I had to hit you all up about what happened
to me and my girls a couple of weekends ago
because it was giving.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Nope, hell no, and we ain't built for this.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
So me and my three So me and three of
my girls playing this little cabin getaway in North Carolina.
We just want a little peaceful drink wine in our bonnets,
soul cleansing weekend in the woods. Uh, the airbnb were
the Airbnb picture we're giving Pinterest realness, wrap around porch,
hot tub trees for days. But baby, when we pulled up,

(42:07):
it was looking more like a trap house.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
In the trees.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
First off, the lock box looked like somebody already fighted
and lost. Then we get inside and it smells like
wet socks and old ghost. You ever walk in a
place and just feel like it's watching you, That's how
it was. It was cold for no reason, the lights
flickered like we summoned something, and this weird closet under
the stairs kept creaking even when nobody was near it.
My girl, I'm assuming this is ash Asha?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
What was you?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
A s h A? How would y'all say that? Asha? Asia?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Asha was like, hey, I swear her breathing from that closet.
I told her to hush and drink her wine, but truthfully,
I had already silently prayed twice and clutched my edges.
But hold up, it gets worse.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
These are not even white girls, and they're still there.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
He apparently because you know it's.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Yeah, But hold up, it gets worse. Around two am,
we hear the soft tapping on the window, not like wind,
tapping like a finger.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Of course, the thing went off too like a finger.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
We frozed, then ten minutes later, tapping on a different
wind window. Now, unless the squirrel learn how to teleport.
Somebody or something was outside being real disrespectful. Asha looked
out and swears on her mom she saw a dude
standing just beyond the trees, not moving, not saying nothing,
just there. Next morning we found barefoot muddy prints on
the porch, not shoe prints, bare feet. And the so

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called security camera that advertised on the listing fake, just
a cheap plastic box with a light on it, like
we wasn't gonna notice. Needless to needless to say, we
dipped real quick, didn't even stay the second night, left
our food, our candles, a shall let her damn flat iron,
and we drove to the nearest mary Is like we
were running from Jason. So my question is this, how

(43:58):
do I get my bougie friends to stop can airbnbs
that looked like the start of a murder documentary. I
love them, but next time I'm staying my ass in
the city where the scariest thing is potholes and rent
appreciate y'all.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Tay from Mtown. PS. If you read this on the show,
tell Eddie he fine. I said what I said.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
She wants to found it.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Well, I'm the queen of.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
Growth with airbnbs because of The very first one that
I booked was a cabin quite similar.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
She suscribed it was not haunted, but.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
The original pictures. And this is really when Airbnb first
came out. I'm gonna say this was like twenty ten.
Maybe I don't remember around the bat there.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
So for those of y'all listening on a podcast, anytime
we have these things where the thing goes out, just
know that. Just know that risk aby hitting the table
because she can't stopped functioning with her fingers. But what
she was saying, and you didn't it didn't cut out
too far, but she was basically saying that.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
No, that was saying the one night that we stayed,
it was at a cabin and the kids were up
the teenagers and the kids, but they were upstairs.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Me and mom were downstairs, and all the power went out.
We walked outside. It was the whole area just pitch black.

Speaker 7 (45:25):
There's no way. I mean, I guess I can maybe
see why they wouldn't have left, because.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
If I thought there was a man outside, I don't
know if I would have left either.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
I'm definitely gonna stay in the house.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
What the bearing gonna hurt you? What if there was
a man in the house, a man.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Broken, although I'm going outside the bear.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
But anyways, it was freaking creepy. We went around locking
every window. For some reason, this airbnb had all these
windows unlocked. We lost every window and every door.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
I was like, I'm not going outside.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
But you could hear people like not far from us,
So maybe that's about it.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Lead.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
That's the only reason I can think about it.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Lead.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Like if I thought there was a grown man especially,
that's really great because they're barefoot, but there's a grown
man outside. Yeah, but I ain't gonna sleep.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, that's why I gave them grades, because I was like,
you know, if they try to run to because that's
what the what the horror movies try to do. They
try to get you to lead and you get out
there and then you get got something in the house too.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
If you're hearing creaking and the freaking stairs to the stairs.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Like if I've been in the house and I ain't
been attacked yet, but I hear something t happening on
the out side, I'm gonna taking my chances because I
can surround it like that gorilla.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
I almost called the police one time when my closet
stick fell and I thought it was a person of that.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
It was terrible.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I get it. It was one time I was taking shower.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
I was in an old house and forward had the
real wood floors.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
And all that.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
I didn't know it at the time, but I had
this little casing thing. It was a DC Comics thing.
It fell, but it's not like some I was breaking
into the house.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
So I jumped out to Sean.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I was like, let's get it.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
I really bringing in. I was like, well, I was
about to see some weird ship. I didn't care. Yeah, no,
mind no, because it was just sounded like somebody like
broke the window and was coming in because it like
it fell, but it sounded like they were still breaking
glass to get in.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
On the FU. So, yeah, that's terrifying.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
You need to figure out who's the best booker and
then you stick with that person. Eventually from your group,
you'll find somebody who's good at booking, and then you
just let that motherfucker book.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Like, would you say it would be the worst. I
think it'd probably be a C.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Honestly, it'd be a C. Or Steve. Yeah, they could be.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I've never had Stephen book anything with me, but I
know a c he will like, I'm a cheap person
in acs cheap, but he he will pick like terrible cheap.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
You know what I'm saying, Like not not cheap in
a way where it's like, hey, it's pretty good for you.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
No.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's what he does. Like he his discernment
for picking shit. Oh that's good. I'm like like him.
And Aaron went to San Antonio and I found a spot.
I said, Ac, there's this place, but I don't know
if it's the best looking at the reviews. And he's like,
but it's by the uh the riverwalk. I said, it's
by the riverwalk. I said, but there's a couple of

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other things that might be like twenty dollars more that
are still on a cheap rang.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
He said, nah, that was good. I said, are you sure,
I said, because the reviews say nah. He's like, nah,
it's good because I saw some I saw a good
review on there. You know some people.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
I said, all right, bro and so, and whenever you
come on the show, you can tell us about your experience.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
With that.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Red end.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
But when we went to that, Drew, yeah, because I'm fine,
so I'll be fine. And that shit has some surprises
for us.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Room to be that damn big.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yes, the rooms were big. It was cheap.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
We only had to buy one meal a day because
breakfast was taken care of and they had like a
little dinner thing for us in the evening.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
So we had to really worry about was lunch.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
And I think one day we didn't even have lunch
because we knew were gonna have something that in the evening.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
That was a good ass hotel for the price it
was and the size of the rooms, it was like
a MENI sweet man.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
And we got one last email before we start storytime. Uh,
what's up, guys. I've been listening to the show for
a couple of years now. Y'all always speak on things
in a way that feels honest and human, and that's
why I decided right in. I don't usually talk about
this kind of stuff out loud, but lately it's been
weighing heavy on me and I wanted to hear what
y'all think. I was born in Mexico, but came to

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the US when I was sixteen. My mom got her
papers through a work visa and eventually brought me over legally.
I've had a green car for years, and I worked
hard to build a life here. I've got a steady job,
help take care of my family, and I've stayed out
of trouble, no rest, no dumb decisions, just trying to
live like anybody else. But recently, with all the immigration
rais and detainment's happening, even to people who are legal,

(50:12):
it's hard not to feel unsafe. I've seen stories of
people who had Green cards or even were naturalized citizens,
but because they didn't have proof on them, or someone
caught ice on them out of spite of racism, they
ended up getting detained, sometimes for days, sometimes longer. And
once you're in that system, it doesn't matter what papers
you had before. It's like you're guilty just for having
an accent or a brown face. There's this tension now

(50:34):
I carry every day. I used to leave my green
card at home to keep it safe, but now I
take it everywhere, even to the corner store. I shouldn't
have to do that. I shouldn't have to think about
how I talk or who I'm around. But I do.
And I'm not the only one. Most of my community
feels it too, even the ones who were born here.
It's not just about legality anymore, it's about how easily
we can be treated like we don't belong. So I'm asking, y'all,

(50:57):
do you think people really understand how deep this goes?
How someone like me who did everything about the book
can still feel like they've got a target on their back.
What's the next step when even being legal doesn't make
you safe. Thanks for letting me share. I know your
show brings laughter, but sometimes it's also where the truth
gets hurt.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I appreciate that, Luise.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
We appreciate the email.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
And let me say this, Tony and I not saying
risk I don't understand, but when it comes to stuff
like that, we definitely can relate. Maybe not worried about
getting possibly deported or anything, but I know what it's
like to feel like guilty until proven innocent. I know
what that's like every day, because there's plenty of times
where I've been I've never been arrested, but I have

(51:39):
been stopped by police before. I can't tell how many
times I've been told I fit the description of something.
So trust me, I know what that's like to have
people treat you like you don't belong. It's a shitty
feeling like I'm not trying to undermine you or your
people's plight, but we definitely know for sure like this

(51:59):
country is not it's it's the Lando of the Free
for most, but yeah, it's trust me, black and brown,
we we go through a lot of the same ship.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
And with that it's I don't know how you how
you voted, man, but I know that all this right
now is an eye opener for a lot of immigrants
who thought maybe a.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Certain somebody was on their side.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
And it goes down to like not voting for your
best interests, you know, as Eddie said, with black folks,
like we've been through ship.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
We've been through shiit since we got here. We didn't
have a choice.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
We were brought over here, been through a whole bunch
of shit. The rest of that high, rest of that
higher rage getting profiled. Like I can be in a
nice area in a in a hotel and dress like
a normal person, and I will see people at the

(53:03):
corner of my eye clutch their purses. And I'm older now,
and I would have thought that would have stoped when
I was in my thirties about to be forty, but.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
It still happens to this day.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Like I see like the microaggressions and different things, and
so it can put you on the on the defensive
a lot of times. And I think that's why, like
a lot like you'll see on the like videos and
stuff that people post. You'll see a lot of times
black people were like, why.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Are you stopping me? White?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Even though they know that the police are looking for
them to do that, But it's just you're just so
tired of the shit constantly over and over. Some people
can't push that down like I. Fortunately I had the
ability to do that, and so with you, like I
can understand just being scared, Like think about the Trademon
Martin thing that we went through, Well, think about all
the all the unarmed black folks that they got killed.

(53:53):
And again I'm not taking away from from what's going
on with y'all, but now it's like, hey, now y'all
are kind of seeing how it's been for black folk.
And the one thing that I keep seeing on social
media that's been funny to me is you have so
many brown people.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Saying, why are the black people speaking up? Mark?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Well, why would we speak up when we already try
to warn you? And so many of y'all not you
but but half of the Hispanic people with that voter
voted the other way because they thought they were better
than And this ain't in.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
This, I promise you, sir.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
I'm not trying to say nothing negative about a whole
group of people.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I'm not. But I have seen a lot.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Of Hispanic people for some reason, act like they don't
even want to be spending, like they act like a
white supremacist talking down on their own people, and especially
on black people, talking oh see, yeah, highest crime rate
and all this shit. I'm like, no, we get convicted
the most for the same crimes of other people and
all that, or falsely accused of.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Shit, and it just sticks.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
But I don't wish that type of shit on anybody.
It's unforcemate, that has happened. I hate that you got
to live and basically fear of just having your whole
life uprooted for some bullshit. But I don't say it.
But yeah, I don't like when police drop behind me.
I don't because I can have all the documentation and everything.

(55:15):
I might just have that one who says that he
feared for his life because I was reaching for my
damn wallet to showing my insurance, Like, oh, boy, what
was his name?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Castillo? Was that dude?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Uh something? Cat? I know he was Minnesota.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
He asked him if he had a gun, and he
told him yeah, and then he asked him like proof,
and then to shot his ass.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
I'm like, you're not terrified. I am of that shit happening.
Because they can easily say they thought I was reaching
for something.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
They gonna take his side every time, and nobody, nobody
who doesn't look like me, is gonna take my side.
A lot of people are gonna say, well, I mean,
you gotta understand, like he probably thought that he was
reaching for something, man, So trust me, I get where
you're coming from. It definitely sucks. I don't know how
I could help. I don't know what words I can
tell you to help you.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
You vote, people to vote right next time.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Because that look, we joke around a lot of people
joke around. They talk about like the port and yard.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I would not be surprised if they talk about sending
our asses to Africa for real.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
I just don't understand how more people aren't speaking of though,
Like this entire country, there would be nobody here if
there weren't illegal immigrants coming over.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
It would just be Native America.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
That that's a fact.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Every single every single one of us descend from, we
come from and illegal like one of us, because like
you said, like all the Italians that came over here,
all the Irish Spaniards, everybody that was an illegal, like.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
We're papers to start with, they just showed up.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Yeah, they didn't come over and say, hey, we would
like to set up shop here, we'll bill Barded with.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
You songs contract. No, they came over and just took
the ship.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
And then gave the Native Americans blankets with diseases and
shouldn't eradicated most of them and now other They went
from being a majority to a minority, like a Michael minority.
And it's I feel bad.

Speaker 7 (57:07):
One of my best friends Mexican, and she's been here
all her life, like she was born here.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
So she applied for a passport. They denied her.

Speaker 7 (57:17):
She was born like a clinic sit in South Texas
and apparently the clinic shut down so there was no
proof that she was born there.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
It was a whole thing, and I felt so bad.

Speaker 7 (57:28):
When she called me freaking out because she was she
had to go on a work trip to Atlanta and
they I think she couldn't check in for something, and
she's like, should I.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Take my passport? Should I take?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Like?

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Should I take my birth certificate with me? And I'm
like what is She's like, look what they're doing right now.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
And I'm like, you were literally born here, Like you
were born here, your parents were born here. Her parents
weren't even born in Mexico. It was her grandparents at
were And I'm like, I felt.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
So bad for her because I'm like, that is as
awful where you have.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
To feel this way.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
And I mean, I can imagine people aren't even one
hundred legal right now, how even worse than more fearful
they are. And I'm like, it's bad enough when the
actual US citizen is scared just because you're Mexican or
probably any Hispanic descent, honestly, Like it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Matter, you know who They're not deporting though, because I've
seen actually seen like a couple of Asian people being deported.
I haven't seen any Indian people get deported.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I haven't I have any of it.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
I'm just curious on their thoughts on that. I'm gonna
reach out to one of my homeboys SL.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
I'm just imagining some Indian dudes block like dying. It's
hair at blond time. There's nothing to see here. Wear
blunt than you like darkening a content.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
It is nothing to see.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
And you know what's crazy is I will see some
of em and I'll still see them turn their nose
up to me.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
I'm like, nigga, you darkener than most niggas, but your
hair is black, black straight. But I'm like, bro, black
black nigga, you black.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
You fuck you nigga.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
I'm like, sir, So we're gonna get into uh, the
last week, last episode, final episode of a story time.
So I'm gonna have chat GPT give us a what's
called a review last week's show or breakdown?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
So I say, can you give us a breakdown of
last week's show?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Then all right, if.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
You're gonna be slowing me use my phone, you better
come on. Absolutely, here's your recap episode four.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Yeah, we're definitely gonna be using my phone because coming up,
what said, here's your recap and then it just kind
of just faded out.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Here's your recap? Threatened me again, and wat's what happens?
Erased this whole story?

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Okay, here we go, And of course Samsung Internet is
being an update to try again?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Why would you update on my phone? Man? Whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Love it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
After escaping the labyrinth, the team Tony, Risk, EP, and
Stephen J found themselves in a high tech chamber housing
an ancient device known as the Omega Key, a reality
breaking gauntlet rumor to open or seal dimensions, but the
key was protected. To access it, the team had to
fight perfect merit clones of themselves, each power and program
to mimit their combat style and abilities. Instead of going

(01:00:31):
one on one, the crew made the smart call to
mix up their matchups. Tony fought Risk's clone risk a
fight EP's clone. EP fought Stephen Jay's clone. Stephen J
fi Tony's clone. The switch up gave the crew an advantage.
The clones weren't built to adapt to unfamiliar strategies. Working
together and using each other's styles, they defeated the simulations
and unlocked the Omega Key. But just as they caught

(01:00:52):
their breadth of portal open and Ac appeared, calm, cryptic
and clearly watching. He dropped a warning about not understanding
the real stakes, then vanish into the portal with you
Omega key in the hand. The crew had a big
choice chase AC, regroup, or use the key to glimpse
the future. They chose to glimpse of the future. Each
hero saw a different possible outcome. Tony alone but defiant,

(01:01:14):
standing over.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
A ruined world. I don't want that one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Risk as a resistance leader, powerful but scared EP fighting
beside AC, ruling with the iron fist. Stephen j victorious.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
But morning they close loss, the vision faded, the Omega
key locked to Tony's wrist, and the countdown began. Six
days to the convergent point, the moment everything collides. Now
in time running out and possible decisions ahead. It all
comes down to episode five, the final choice. Ready when
you are ready. I don't want to join AC. Let's

(01:01:52):
do this. This is the slowest. Let us do this.
Let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Oh now I got my new update, so we're going
to after the Rice says we're going to do this
from my phone since phones are much faster than laptops.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Now does damn shame?

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
It really is if you think about it. Boo boo boo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Okay, the Omega key post is on Tony's wrist like
a heartbeat. Sink to the fate of the world. A
holographic map hovers in the air, fractured tideline spiraling inward
towards one burning red dye, the conversion's point. Every major
threat of the multiverse intersects there, every version of AC,
every version of you, all heading towards a collision EPs.

(01:02:36):
So we just showed up and start throwing hands. Risky,
not unless you want to start the end before we're ready.
Stephen J. He's right, though, it's now or never. Before
the crew can move. A distress signal comes through from Fuse,
the android. Ally you left back at the room. Oh yeah,
remember left back at the ruins. It's scrambled, but you
hear betrayal, not what it seems.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
AC is static. You've got to decisions to make. What
do you do? First?

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Follow the map to the conversions point immediately, no more stalling,
and this before AC can tip the balance. B Go
back and find Fuse and get answers. If there's a
deeper gaming played, you'll need the full truth before the
final battle. About that, I'm trying to remember what the

(01:03:24):
hell Fuse did. I know we left them. I don't
think he's gonna want to see this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Just abandoned him.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Well he did try to leave us a message saying
betrayal not what it scenes AC is. So it could
be the AC could be somebody different, or we could
just follow the map to the conversion points. So do
we go find find the answer or follow the map
to the conversion point?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
I kind of want to just follow the map and
co with that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Some'e gonna die.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
I'll just know it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Y'all think we should go ask ask ye? Well it
was two to one, I say, I said, we go
back and find Fuse and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Get the answer, because then we get like teleported out
of the room or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Well, we do have the key on my wrists, so
maybe that'll take us too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Let's try, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
I just feel like if we go chasing somewhere gonna die.
But I'd rather have the ending of risk gas versus
your ass joining. That's why you want to leave the
team pivots instantly, Tony sinking the Omega key to trace Fuse.
Hell yeah, shout out to your mega key Fuse his
last location. The holographic trail leads you back to the

(01:04:37):
ruins of the vault, where you find where you first
found the key, but everything's changed. The structures collapse smoke rises,
something huge has torn through the area. And then you
see him fuse or what's left in him, his body mangled. See,
this is what y'all get for leaving his ass, his
body mangled.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
What happens? It was a character earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
When we woke up or whatever, and when we just
abandoned them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Yes, because we went through the portal with all the
mother things we're coming through, and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Then you had it to where I said to him.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
I don't have nothing, Yeah, I ain't charging nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
And then you see him fuse or what's left in him,
his body mangled, half his face missing, but his core
flickers with life. Risk A rushes forward, crouching beside him,
Fuse distorted. You have to know Ac is in one
of them. He's not from our multiverse. He's a variable,
a correction, the Omega key. He's trying to seal all
branches forced one timeline EP. That doesn't sound like a

(01:05:38):
bad thing, Stephen J. Unless we're not part of the
correct timeline. Fuse Weekly points towards a small device in
the rubble, a memory drive. Risk A grabs it. Fuse
inside the origin file truths you'll regret knowing, And then
fuse shuts down completely. Back on the ship, the crew
plugs in the drive. A hologram unfolds a vision of

(01:05:59):
AC standing in the white void speaking to someone off screen.
AC too many timelines, too many versions of them. Some
become gods, some become tyrants. I'm ending all of it.
If I have to burn ten thousand versions to say
the right one, so be it. Suddenly the ship jolts
and energy surge. Someone or something that's trying to pull
you directly to the convergent point. The Omega keys responding,

(01:06:22):
you have to make a call. Do we A let
the Omega key teleport you to the convergent point. You're
ready for whatever comes. B try to override the key
and delay arrival by time to investigate AC's true origin
and form a counterplan.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
What do you do? B? B, it is y'all some pussies.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Oh, when we want to go somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
It's probably gonna take us. Let's see, override the key
and delay the arrival. Tony slams his hand on the
on the console, trying to override the Omega keys pull.
The rest of the crew scrambles ep slice into the
ship's power matrix. Risk a stabilizing the jump drive.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Stephen J.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Yelling, just don't plug it, Tony, this key's bonding to me.
It's not just tech, it's alive. I can I can
fight it. I just need time. The ship lurches violently
as the converging point pulses ahead like a growing sun.
Time's running out. But just when it looks like the
ship's going to get dragged in, risk A reroutes the
energy into the auxiliary port and EP slams a manual override.

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The ship halts, hovering at the edge of the conversion field.
You're in a frozen pocket a time, and then something opens.
A hidden portal previously invisible now glows behind your ship,
marked by the same energy signature as the Omega key.
You've accessed the hidden layer of reality.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Stephen J.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
That looks like a trap, risk A, or it's the
answer we need before we step into the storm. You
suit up, You enter the portal, and what you find
is you, all of you from other timelines. You walk
into a council chamber where dozens variants of Tony, EP,
Risk Stephen J sit in silence. Some look just like you,
others or older war scard or in full villain mode.

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At the head of the table stands Prime Tony, the
first bear of the Omega key. Prime Tony, you weren't
supposed to find this place yet, but now that you're here,
you need to vote. He raises a hand. AC was
created to restore Bounce, but he's evolved now. He wants
to rule. If we stop him, every unstable timeline, including yours,
could collapse. If we let him win. You might survive,

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but the shadows of yourselves. What does the team vote for?
A vot? A vote to stop AC, no matter the cost,
even if some timelines including yours, may may fall be
vote to let a c restore Bounce. Let one timeline
rule them all and avoid complete collapse.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Your council see the weights. What's your vote?

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
I said we stopped this motherfucker because because if we
let them, I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Want to stop. Just didn't want to be like, well,
let's let's let's stop.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
I'm ready to fight me too. I need to know
Steven is going to die, not.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Timeline might yeah, beating him might.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Not, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Tony looks around the chamber of his variants, some not solemnly,
others shake their heads and warning, but he keeps forward
with clarity. Tony, we don't serve balance, we serve freedom.
If AC wants to erase lives and rewrite reality, then
I'd rather risk everything than become his puppet. Risk A
slaps her palm to the table because that's what she does.
Facts Ep and Stephen Jay exchange a look denied.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
The vote passes, You will fight Ac. The council erupts
into a control chaos of planning.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
The chamber shifts, opening a warm hold to a cache
universal artifacts, each one tied to one of your powers.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Your current abilities are strong.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
But these items will either enhance them or overwhelm you.
You're allowed to choose one artifact for the team to
bring back into your timeline before the final confrontation begins.
Which artifact do you take? A The Parallax Core, a
glowing orbit pure energy that would boost your powers beyond
natural limits, but Maty destabilize whoever holds it be The

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Null Ring, a device that can suppress any bean's power
for thirty seconds once per battle. It only works once
and only on one target. See The chronovel Cloak allow
the users to reverse a single moment in time by
ten seconds. But only once. The decision to use it
must be unanimous choose wisely. The artifact could mean the
difference between survival and complete annihilation.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
I just thought about Dragon Ball Z and.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
How we have the ability to it was like a
minute or something.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
See, this is actually a good tough question because.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
One you could power yourself up, but it could also
have some setbacks. Then you got another one where it
can what delay someone's power?

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
It can so in AC's case, we could stop him
for thirty seconds once per battle.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
It only works once per battle and that. But the
thing is, in that situation, it could suck because what
if we think we're facing a final boss but that
ain't even a final boss. But we didn't use it now, right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Because because I like the last one, Because if we
fuck up and pick a wrong choice, we can go back.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Ten seconds and chase this shit, and that means the
very next next thing we do, we gotta make a count.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
But I like, I like either the second one or
the last one. I don't think see, so yeah we
can go with that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
I'm thinking, if somebody dies, you go back ten seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Yeah, yeah, but we only get it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
At the time. At least we can save Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Though choice law the cronoveil cloth. The cloak shimmers like
liquid midnight as Risky carefully folds it into a containment case.
The council warns you the cron Novel's power can only
be used once if their disagreement. When the time comes,
it won't activate. You need complete unity, Prime Tony. It
will buy you a second chance once use it wisely.

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The chamber dims, the wormhole opens. You're sent hurtling back
into your timeline, landing just outside the fold, where reality's
already beending under AC's presence. As you approach the city,
the sky cracks open. AC descends from a rift like
a god, cloaking of city and armor, with dozens of
mind bound bearings flanking him, twisting versions of you and

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your team You've already lost, who've already lost their fight.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Ac.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
You've seen the other timelines. You know how this ends,
EP powering up. Yeah, but we're not like the others, AC, No,
you're the last. Then he attacks. The battle begins. Chaos
e RUPs skyscraper's ben in fro in fall. Power flares
against power. Stephen J is caught in a temporal loop.
Risk is barely holding the shield over civilians, and EP

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faces off with his twisted clone, but you all hold
the line barely, and then AC crushes the ground beneath him,
forming a sinkhole to the core of your city. If
he merges with the energy at the center, he'll become untouchable.
Final choice. What's the team's play? A split up one
pair of distracts AC while the other go to disabled

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disabled the core's energy source risk at risky, but it
might not, but it might stop the merge. B all
in attack. You all take the fight directly to AC
before he reaches the core. High chance of casualties, but
more control. C try to reset to ten seconds ago
and reapproach with a new tactic.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Once it's us, it's gone. This is it the end game?
What's your final move?

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
I wouldn't you see because we I feel like we
can still you see at the end, even though it
says it's the final choice. B all in attack, you
take all the fight directly to AC before he reaches
the core. High chance of casualties, but more control. A
split up one pair of distracts AC while the others
go to disable the cores energy source.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
I mean if we do that, and let's say we
successfully can get to the core. But when we have
the thing, we can go back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Ten seconds or something like that or this This is
making it seem like it's our.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Last choice because it says final choice. I'm like, well,
what was the point of having to seed? I mean,
because we could try to reset, but we were barely
holding on because she's protecting people. I don't know what
it said I was doing you and if Steven was
caught in a loop and you were doing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Something that I was powering up or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Yeah, wasn't my.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Chance to kick ass? So what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Because I feel like if we split up, we're not
gonna be strong enough. Yeah, it's just somebody's probably gonna die, possibly,
so b Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
All in attack. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
There's no time to split up, no time to calculate.
Tony rores. We end this now and blast forward. The
rest of you follow one unified force against a being
trying to rewrite reality. Risk A channels pure telekinetic energy
into a massive way that slams in the A c's flank.
EP teleports behind him, layding a brutal low to the
helmet Stephen J. Taps into his shadow powers, creating dozens

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of clones that swarm AC's mind bound minions. AC is
momentarily staggered, then he adapts. He absorbs one of Stephen
Jay's clones and lashes out. EP is thrown into a building.
Riskue's arm buckles under the force of the deflecting breed
the breeze.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Stephen J.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Catches the spike of crystallized matter in the side. It's bad,
damn Steve can but he grins through the pain and
yells keep hitting them. Tony, glowing like a solar flare,
lunges in close. AC charges up a final pulse meant
to erase them all, but Tony grabs hold of a
C's chest plate and yells. Now the others converge one

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final coordinator strike energy explodes outward. A shockwave engulfs the battlefield.
When the dust settles, AC is gone, the mind bound
variants vanished. The sky clears. Stephen J's on the ground,
wounded but breathing. EP limbs over and drops beside him.
Risk helps lift the breeze all civilians. Tony, glowing faintly,

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stands in the center of the Creator told you we
weren't like I should have said that, said should have
said it like a hero told you, we warn't like
the others. The battles won, a c is defeated. The
future is uncertain, but for now you're free. And for
the first time the whole crazy journey.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
You all made your own fate. The end, Stephen did
not die. He got fucked up, but he did not die.
And with that we've come to the end of the show.
Appreciate y'all rocking with us.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
As always, go to Google, type of o funny as
three ys, anything that has to do with us will
pop up. Continue to send us those emails. Man, Shout out
to the to the people in Germany, shout out to
the people in the Tennessee. Was a Memphis, Memphis, Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
And shout out to Louise.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
You didn't say where you're from, but shout out to
you as well. Next week we'll have a we'll be
talking about what if you found out your whole life
was part of a social experiment, or if John's had
a thing song what would yours be? And it'll be
back to normal. We won't have story time, so more topics.
With that risk, How can they get.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
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it comes to my Instagram, it's missing November two K five.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
I missed November two.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Kyah speaker because neither Steve or a.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
C or it's mister n O V E M B
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just a five. And if you don't know, now you know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Peace. I just want to thank you for listening to

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Speaker 6 (01:18:08):
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Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
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We're gonna keep this party rocking. Just tune in and
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Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
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Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
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Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
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Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
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Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
If we go, it's the show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
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Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
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Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
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Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
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Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
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