5.13.25 The Real Sex Ed

This week’s *OooohTheyFunny* podcast dove headfirst into the raw and real with three wild yet thought-provoking topics. First, the crew tackled the flaws of traditional sex education, asking why schools only teach the basics of protection but skip out on things like foreplay, communication, and real pleasure—leaving most folks to learn from porn (mistake #1). Then they jumped into a viral internet debate comparing redheads to Black people in terms of societal “othering,” sparking questions about teasing vs. real discrimination and whether redheads are the “niggas” of white folks (yes, it got spicy). The convo rounded out with a hilarious and honest breakdown of the *best types of sex*—from “we shouldn’t be doing this” to “post-argument” and “vacation” sex—asking what really makes it unforgettable: the act, the emotion, or the story behind it. Definitely an episode where the laughs were strong and the takes were stronger.

Episode Transcript

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How could he?

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What did she did? They say that?

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MG, I can't replease play that back?

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Speaker 2 (01:44):
Brother Steven is not here because he thinks he's getting educated.
What do you say? He was doing so sort of class.

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Some exam course, Yeah, get all license and he wants
to go legit.

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Yes, he's tired of being in the streets living like ghosts.
He wants to be an upstanding citizen and be a
good example for his children. So I guess, I guess
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and today's show, it's gonna be a lot of sex.
Lots of sex, like sex education discussions, gingers, the new niggas,
one hundred Brits versus one hundred Americans, what's the best
type of sex? The eighty twenty dating rule. We got

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some emails, possibly might get into unwritten rules of public spaces.
But before we get to any of that, y'all know
what time it is. So let's get to it.

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Thought that was it, ep I thought it was it.

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Speaker 3 (03:45):
I ain't never visiting that one, just being honest.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, what everything going on over whatever? Yeah, but it
but Passo, you got you a louse Seals. So shout
out to y'all it's coming. The first thing we're not
gonna talk about Stephen's favorite president said it's cool for
white immigrants from South Africa to come to the US,
but everyone else has to get out. Nothing we're not

(04:12):
gonna talk about. The Dallas Mavericks got the number one
pick in this year's draft, leading many to think it's
all rigged. Nothing we're not gonna talk about it's something
we would definitely be keeping an eye on. Is the
Diddy trial is finally underway, And what I've learned so
far is Cassie likes to get peed on and.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's not illegal.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
She likes to get nutted on, and Diddy likes she
likes did he likes for her to walk into the
room after she's been nutted on and rub the g's
on his nipples? I said, boy, I just wondered how
much did she share with her husband because there was
a video over him. I did say, it's a gree

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I don't know if you saw it or not. He
did no, I don't know, That's what I'm saying. Maybe
she told him bits and pieces, but I don't know
if he knew that she'd getting pissed on, getting justed on.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
She likes it. Maybe she has him doing it too,
And I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I wouldn't want to know that my wife is here gargling,
pissed and getting.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Then I saw a part where they were like some
dudes pissing on him on her and they were like,
you're doing it wrong, and he was like, what do
you mean? So you got to sprinkle a little bit,
then you sprinkle more. You don't just all out pee,
I said, interesting, interesting, Nothing. We're not gonna talk about
a Celtics star Jason Tatum towards Achilles, while his running

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mate Jaylen Brown went viral on the same game for
spray on hair, so both of them are trending. Uh. Nothing,
We're not gonna talk about. Tory Lanez got stabbed up
in prison like fourteen Yes, yep. Some are saying it
was done by a Mexican gang. He got seven wounds
to his back for his abdomen too, to the back

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of his head, and won his face. So they were
trying to kill him, leaving him with two collapsed lungs
and on the breathing machine. I think he just got off,
but I said, talking boy, that's tough. That's tough. So mhm,

(06:31):
I'm glad that you alive, Torri. You can still keep
making prison music. Getting into it. I was randomly talking
to one of my boys and we were talking about
why didn't they really teach us sex education. Sure, they
taught us about how Connor's protect you from babies and diseases,
but they didn't really teach you about sex. We had

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to learn from porn and then when what we learned
from porn, we learned that that's just entertainment and trying
to destroy girls ovaries is not pleasurable most women. So
then through life experiences, we essentially had to learn on
our own, whether you looking at a guy's perspective or
a girl's perspective, you had to learn through your your
trials and tribulations. Why does sex education stop at user

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connu but never goes into how to actually please your partner.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
To be kind of awkward like amongst like the younger.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Kids, like, I mean, if you're doing it in high school, yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
But then they're going to be essentially encouraged look forward
to it. They were trying to deter us, like.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Like they're basically saying, like, hey, you don't want to
start just being reckless out here having sex with each
other because you could get somebody pregnant.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
And that's what we they talked about, it don't get pregnant.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
And but you don't, like she said, I was thinking
the same thing. You don't want to basically be saying
like telling them how to stimulate the click and all
that shit, because then they're gonna be willing to do that.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Ship. Yeah, I think we want to do it anyway.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
You just don't want to.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
You just don't want that to fall on to the
adults teaching me.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
But I think if it's a part of the curriculum
and it's just something that's just always been done, because
what when we had the sex ed talk, I already
knew all that shit, So you didn't teach me nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
But it's like when I had the little, short, brief
conversation with my dad about the birds and to be,
he didn't lay out everything and say like, all right,
so you want to make sure you get the nipples nice.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
So you're saying I'm wrong for having these conversations with
but it's like, but.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I just feel like if I had son, I'm not
gonna be telling him when he's not even sixteen years old,
like how to eat something.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah. That's why I was thinking from like, Okay, so
maybe in elementary school, junior high you have like the
regular sex thing, but then like sophomore year, junior year
have like another thing where you're actually teaching.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
So like, what do you what do you suggest that
you're a curriculum? How do you think what do you
think they should have add to it?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
So so I have a I have a curriculum that
chat GPT, and I came up with I love chat GPT,
and so the curriculum of sex add the real one.
What they should have taught us? Uh, there's uh five
units okay, so unit won the basics again but better

(09:20):
so lesson one learned about condoms, consent, and communication. Real
protection isn't just latex. It's talking first and not being
weird about it because that's something they don't talk about.
We don't have that communication just God. Another part of
less than one point two Anatomy for Dummies because diagrams
and health class were trash. So talking about the clip

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the g spot, Eddie, do you know what the peace
spot is? It's your prostate? So learning the names, finding
them and how to respect them, because.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
They don't need to be worried about that. That young
the guys don't even be worried about the prost.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well, if if a dude is trying to have anal
sex and he needs to learn how to uh whether
it's with a woman or man, he says, no, Hey,
you can't just be jamming in there like the porn
stars do. I'm just saying a unit two performance versus
reality less than two point one. Porn is entertainment, not education.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I do wish that would have kind of been explained
a little bit more, because yeah, I thought it was
just all right, we'll get straight to it.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yes, yes, And then chat GPT decided to add spoiler
alert nobody's lasting forty five minutes without editing.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
I've all when I was younger, I thought that you
needed to last long. But I realized if you are
going forty five minutes to the hour and nobody's came,
that's bad. Yeah, that's verir, that's very like I feel
like a good window would probably be like about maybe
fifteen twenty. Somebody get, that's what That's a good enough
time actual sex to get off right for the hour

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right now?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Less than two point two? How not to be a
one stroke wonder. Don't start jack hammering like a construction site.
You gotta read the room. So again, because young boys
watch porn, we're like not knowing that you gotta read
the room. Unit three The Lost Art of four play

(11:22):
lesson three point one warm up before you work out four.
Play is not optional. It's the pregame that makes the
game worth playing.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Now what grade are we teaching this career?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
This is ten grade grade.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
It's gonna be a bunch of horny sophomore walking around talking.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
About and it's a good chance that they probably have
already been doing this maybe or seen it.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
No, they're watching that freaky ass porn, this shit Cassie
was doing, piecing it.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
That could be too because all this shit I had
seen at a very young age. So it's not like
I'm like, I might not be learning nothing. But for
others who you know, their parents kept them sheltered and stuff,
because it puts you think about it, like it really
puts you. Got the the Heathen is like you and
I they're way ahead of the game, and you got

(12:09):
some dudes who way behind. They think that it's one
thing and they're but they're afraid to say something. So
I think this would be this would be helpful, uh
less than three point two or a one or one
tips not teeth. Let's be gentle with the good y'all.
So so for the women's side, or as some of
my women friends have told me, like whenever dudes be

(12:30):
chewing on their jump, because because you had a young
John talking about him chewing on it, like a piece
of bubb of gun. I know you.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
See I never experienced that, thank god, by chance.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
What is that air on? Yeah, it's yeah. I don't
want to say it, yeah, because because I was like,
I know I'm hot and I saw you shining on
your cheeks and I was like, hm hmm, but I
am no.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I was up here not down here. You're still is
what is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Did y'all hear this? Yeah? Trying to slip us out,
trying to sweat us out. So we got two more units.
Unit four. Communication is sexy, so less than four point one.
Right there. It means stay right there, not up, not fast,
not side to side, right there.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, I was figard just like that.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I was starting.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
That was fucking up, just like that. Let's start going on.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Less than four point two. How to get feedback without
killing the move? Say try this instead of what are
you doing? Unit five the last unit exploring kings and fetishes.
There's a whole world outside missionary feet ropes, cosplay. We're
not judging just informacy. We don't talk about that in
sex ed that there's that less than five point two

(13:55):
safe words, safe spaces. Kinky doesn't mean crazy. It means
consenting and safe. The final exam would beat the bedroom practicum.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Can we do this senior year?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Or freshman year in college?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Like, no, ain't nobody doing that freshman college senior year
because everybody should because they're going into Okay, they're going
into it, and then you can say stuff like.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
But you do see the value in this shiit?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Senior year I think is good because they'll be turning
eighteen and then they're going off to college or whatever
they bet their young adults and they can try it
freakmaster shit.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
So what did what did y'all think about the curriculum?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Senior year would be good.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
I'm opposed for high school.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I mean in college, it's kind of like they're not
gonna want to go to that class.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
This is lame.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
We already did this and like that.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
At least let them go into this world at least
knowing a little something. No, we'll go to why.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
I just don't think that's a high school class that
that should be in school.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Listen, elective, you're encouraging.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
You're not encouraging anything. No, you are educating.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
It happens when you got a bunch of pregnant seniors.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Now more than the normal because you've learned about.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Told, because they have more fun because they know what
they're doing.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
You're using condos and talk about contraceptives, different types of contraceptives.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
That whole lesson just goes out the window. Regardless of
who you see.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
That just tells me that you've been out here in
these streets raw. That's rue. No, if you take to
heart what the lessons are being taught, which the first
lesson is about protection, why would they Why would be we'd
be having a whole bunch of unprotected sex people because

(15:39):
people don't listen.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
They also have the classes where they had to take
home babies. Did that stop anything?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Now, there has to be some type of sexual education.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
No, there has to be some because I mean, we've
heard the stories about how dumb dumbs who've gone through
the quote unquote education talk in junior high they had
sex standing up because they thought you couldn't have sex
or have a kid because it would fall out.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
I've heard that.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I've heard that once.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yes, I've heard that, and they did end up with
a kid. So y'all out on it or EP's then, as.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Long as I think senior year would be good as
an ellective. It's not just you know something, they just
teach regardless.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Okay, so why do we act like Kingston fetishes don't
exist until somebody's thirty five?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I just started. I just started exploring a bunch of
kings and stuff to like mid late twenties. But before
that it was just poorn.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Type of sunies.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Just get some head, fuck real hard, and even a
thirty five, it's like still taboo, which is really stupid.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
But I feel like.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
It is depends on how far how Like if you're
like intro, you're more accepted.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
But I feel like the deeper you get into kings.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
And fetishes, what is intro to you?

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Like whips?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Like the people who pretend they're in the.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
BDS handcuffs if you can buy at the store.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
There's so many posers out there that claim they're in
the b D s M until it's time to actually
get flogged. Then they're not into that.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, have you ever been flawed? Yes? And did you
enjoy it?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
And it was like a different type of thing, like
I didn't. I didn't get all okay, this is this?
Is it a mental thing?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
And I've done it before, like I flogged someone, but
I've seen.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Is that with the paddle or is that with the streams?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
It was the paddle, I've used the streams.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yeah you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, yeah, because for me, like the of all this
stuff because for me, like like the bds M, like
if I could be like, what is it not the dominator?
What's the male version of the dominatrix? Like I can
be a dom That's cool because I ain't trying to
be hit because if if I'm getting hit, like I

(18:02):
just feel like I'm gonna have flashbacks and slavesy, Like damn.
I really signed.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
About the ones that are out there that like the
only ones I cannot fathom and maybe I know y'all
won't be of an interested question, but the ones that
like to.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Be just completely like talk to like like down to.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Like a male.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah, there's a lot of men.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
Oh I know, But I'm saying like that's why I
just I can never I don't know, like I can't
mentally No, I would do it for some money, one
hundred percent talking about like a.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Lot of men do that. It's the same reason why
some women will be really submissive, like a man who's
in a high position of power, don't really have to
answer to too many people.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
I can see that.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, he knows a lot of people are gonna kiss
his ass tell.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Him what he used to hear.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
So when he finds a woman that he knows will
like boss his ass around and don't give a fuck
about his status, He's like, well, kind of turns me,
don't it's so weird to me. I agree, But there's
women like that too, or even high position, but you
never guessed behind closed doors they let you put a
leash on him and everything.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
That's the only one I could not get behind.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Like with a guy like if he came to me
and be like I needed to literally just talk to
me like I have a piece of gum on the floor, I'm.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Like, it's just like you got like too oud of that.
You got the guys who like, let's say it's some
black dude like with a white girl, or a Mexican
dude with a white girl who like being.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Called like that, because I've ever heard of Mexican.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
That would be funny, but we we hear it just
like on the flip side, Like I have a one
of my homegirls, she's black, she dated this white dude and.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
It's different.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
But the things that he wanted her to do and
say to him is just like yeah he wants yeah, yeah,
I wanted want her to say to him. It was
just like I said, and you liked that, she said
at first it was it was fun, but she said
he wanted her to call the words do all kind
of ship? Well, packawug? What's what's something? Real Domeanon of

(20:18):
white dudes. Credit score is bad. Your dad didn't come
back with the milk that type of ship. It was
something and he'd gone through some ship whenever he was
younger that I guess he got over because he went
he was in the military and then he got over it.
I guess whatever. But trauma like passed trauma like when

(20:41):
he was a kid.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I'm glad you said that because I've noticed that I
associate with that I've talked to because a lot of
people I've met, like in like the lifestyle, they've had
open conversation where they've told me some of their kinks
fetishes a lot of them, some of their kinks come
from trauma.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yea stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Like I've had a women tell me before, like she
likes to you know, role plays like she's really young.
For whatever reason, I'm like, Okay, that ain't I'm not
just yeah because child trump right right.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
And I guess, well, let me ask you this cause
since you don't feel like we should have had this
course course, nah, this is all. This is all included
into this this thing. So from your perspective, when it
came to like fialatia, how long do you think do

(21:36):
you think you had to like because some people are
just naturals. Did you feel like you have to work
your way up to get to like a great point
or do you feel.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Like but like.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
So like when girls first started, I just remember whenever
I was a youngster, like it was a girl's first
time giving ahead. It was very like they didn't know
what the hell they were doing. They're just like, I
just do this to do that, And I'm like, basically,
I'm teaching you have to to what I like.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
So yeah, but I feel like that's you still have
every single person you're with, you gotta figure out what
they like.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
And it's the same.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's true. This is true. This is true.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Why do I need a class when they could just
tell me what they like?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
But then that goes back to the class communicationicating.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
One to tea how to communicate.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
No, the men needed need it because a lot of
times we don't talk, especially in the early stage when
we were young, we would say ship would just be
like man, girls.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Up, like yeah, when we were younger, a lot of
it it's very just self gratified thinking about us how
we feel.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
That's how I was.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
I ain't really give a fuck how she felt when
I was younger. I ain't start caring till I was
like maybe twenty five. That's when I started being like,
you know what, she used to feel good too.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Well, see, I feel like that I didn't take it.
He didn't take me that lot because I took pride
in making sure that she did feel good. So so
like I got gratification out of that. I'm like, okay, me,
you're just selfish.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I would My gratification was like, okay, well she was loud,
and yeah, she wants to do it again, so that's
all I care about. Hey, she wants to do it again.
It must have been doing something right. When I got older,
more mature, I was like, this person, let me actually
make sure that she's like for real getting satisfied everywhere,
just like I am.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Okay, last one on this. If the sex education included
some real lessons from the older generation, you're getting.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
It's getting worse.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
But as you go along, what do you feel like
should be on that curriculum that they're that they're teaching them?

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Answer that question.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Hey, for those of y'all that when y'all listen to
this podcast, older generations or people my generation, what do
you feel should be on this curriculum for the older
generation to teach the young bucks and the young soles.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Let me know, I just think if it's in high school,
needs to be seen.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Year, that'll do. Hey, he'll sign up, man, that'd be
like the number one class in the school.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Parents would That's fine?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
That's fine easily, because like how you how you feel
about it, there's a lot of parents that probably don't
want to have that conversation with the child, but then
whenever the child goes to college, they just you know,
turn into cassies.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
I figured out what the rest of us no.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
So I'm always browsing social media to see if there's
a new trend or questions that you know that's going viral,
and if it's worth mentioning, we talk about it. AKA
one hundred men versus one gorilla. Well, this week there
are two things trending out of nowhere that hit and uh,
they're nowhere close to the gorilla questions. So I love
them both together in the one topic. But it started

(24:54):
off as a joke and turn into uh, a life
of its own when someone said, gingers aka redheads are
the black people white people? What's y'alls take on red
heads thinking that they're down with the brown.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
They're not the black people, the white people. They they're rare,
like real red heads. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, they
got the cool the redheaded step child.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Like you know, I don't think.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
I read that they said that they were the black
white people. They just said that red heads are black.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Well, that's how it started off, as they're the black
people of the white people. That's how it first started off,
and then it turning and snowballed into gingers are black.
And so I was looking into it because, like Eddie said,
we'd always heard like the red headed step child, but
that's pretty much it.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
They do kind of have some of them do kind
of have been almost.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yes, Uh, they can't really tan too well and then
they age terribly like if they're out in the sun,
Like if they stay pale, they they they look fine
as they get older. But if they try to stay
out in the.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Sun and tan, that's the thing they really can't all
of them can't. Hand though, Like have you ever seen
a take?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I have, and I see what they look like now, yeah, yeah,
I got it. I al will say a couple of
associates that they used to tan a lot when they
were young, and now they look like they're fifty years old,
Like they aged terribly if they're in the sun. But
I was looking at how like people came into their land,

(26:28):
took a whole bunch of their property and stuff, stole
a lot of their culture and made them slaves. And
then this one redhead was talking about how, uh, every
redhead that was like famous in Hollywood, they turned their
movies when they remake it, and so it was a
black person, so like Annie, what was the other movie

(26:50):
Mary Jane for Spider Man and the Little Mermaid. And
then they had some other examples. So they were like,
every time there's a red head headed character, if they
want replace them to put a black person there. And
then she made some other points, But I was like,
I don't want to look too. I don't want to
listen too much because I don't want that affecting how
I do the show. But now there's this wave of gingers.

(27:15):
And I didn't even know ginger was an offensive word
because I just hear it so much, but apparently it is.
And you can't spell ginger without spelling nigger. I mean.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
The letters.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, yeah, they got they got the same stuff. But
with that being said, And I don't know if y'all
how much y'all know or anything, but do y'all feel
like Redhead's face any type of description, like real discrimination
or teasing in the fact that they be loved in
that I've.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Heard of them like as kids with other kids, because
they're the ones that kind of stand out.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
The only thing I ever heard jokingly every now and
then people might say.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Fire cries or something, yeah, but it's never really been
just two whatever. Nothing to that too crazy, especially now.
I guess back in the like the eighteen hundred nineteen
hundred when they were coming over here, I guess, you know,
there's a lot of discrimination.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
But I have noticed though it seems like when I
have met a red Head, I'll see like the siblings
and their parents.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
And they're the only one in the family.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Yes, yeah, it's usually not Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's like literally like actually diated red hair.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's how she was.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Like, none of her siblings had red hair. Her mother
and father didn't have red hair. But she had two kids,
two of them had well, she had three kids, but
two of them have red hair, the other one didn't.
So I'm like, did you did the one without the
red hair feel awkward?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
And I do because I've seen that too, and whether
it was the white white side or you know, your
black friend, because you had that one black friend that
got red hair. Yeah, And it's just like, why the
hell are you the only one? And they usually have
freckles too, So why is it that you are just one?
And they usually are called red?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
They are they always usually they're usually lighter than you.
They got some red here, and they always have fucking
freckles and they're called read every time.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
So maybe maybe there is a little maybe a little
thing in there.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Maybe that's the missing.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Something.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
I don't know, but I don't know. If you've seen that,
you probably have them. Did Where'd you find this on Twitter?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
It was on actually it was on What's Not TikTok,
what's the new threads? It was on threads and then
I clicked on something and it took.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Me to TikTok.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
They were for some reason, those videos were on my feed,
like from other redheads.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
They were so funny.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
I thought you were gonna give us an example of
one that was fun No.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
I mean they were just like like like they were
kind of talking like you guys were like, they're given
examples of why why they're basically black but they're not.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
And then on the flip side of this, we got
people from Britain thinking they could beat Americans. Any thoughts
on that. They said one hundred Brits could beat one hundred.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Americans average bits versus one hundred hundred average Americans. Maybe
because average Americans are out of shit, but.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
But I don't think a hundred average Brits are fucking
not much better either. Anything.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Either, they were talking about just bringing ten people from
Detroit to go fight a.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Hundred breads.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Or so.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
I think they They had one that was talking about
to bring some girls from Detroit. They had another one
that was talking about Memphis, had another one that was
talking about I think New.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Orleans or something.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
They're like just just go grab ten chicks or dudes
from New Orleans to get them from.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Like a bunch of people from like Philly and all
that where they bought live.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Oh yeah, Philly casts is different.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Young bulls. But now call me bias, but we whoop
y'all ass just being honest.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
And that's fair. I'm sorry at all are UK listener,
but no one is afraid of y'all at all, just
from the way that you talk. When you try to
be menacing, it doesn't work. There's a reason why Idri's
album has to change his voice to sound American because
it's regular voices does not sound scary at all. Yeah,
all of y'alls famous black actors that come over here

(31:07):
and try to pretend they're black, Yeah, they all change
their voice because when you hear their real voice, you're like, oh, oh,
that's it. That's that's the response we get because I
thought it just was American. So the one time I
heard him speaking, I was like, oh, like, you ain't
a thread, like.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
The one thing y'all have going for y'all that was
usually the bad guy has the British acts, that's it.
But even then he's like all sophisticated and shit proper
and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Y'all only got Jason state like he's Australian.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
That don't even count it. Yeah, he's Australian.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
All this time was British.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
He's Australian.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Oh sh y'all can't try to claim the ship.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Y'all can't try to claim the Australians and say that
they're with y'all either, y'all got to stick with it.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
All this time. I thought that food was British.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Y'all gotta stay with just he is British. Yeah, he
was an English actor. They said it was like an
Australian diaper or some ship like that.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Noah, he was born in Sharbrook, England. Well, yeah, y'all
got one. I was like, damn, EDI told me something
today that I was not expecting at all at all.
But no to our English listener, UK listeners, no stop it.
No one is afraid of you. I can't. I can't

(32:27):
name a hood over there. I know, y'all can name
the states. I know, y'all know the worst cities. All
I know is London and Manchester just because the soccer
teams there from South London. And then I think wells
is a different country. We ain't worried about y'all, so
we're gonna take a break. We'll take a break when

(32:49):
we come back. We got some emails you're listening to. Ooh,
they funny, and now it's time for things not good.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
This message is brought to you by over.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
There and.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
We didn't.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
We love we Yeah, and you're listening to they funny
local Global man ac done switched up the soundboard and
what was supposed to be was not. It is what

(33:47):
it is. Just remember men have skin to men have
skin to. Uh. So we're gonna get to these emails
here first email A guys. First off, I just want
to say I love the show. I started listening because
my husband had y'all playing in the car one day
and I was like, who are these fools? You guys

(34:09):
were talking about SpongeBob coming out or something like that. Definitely,
but the more I listen, the more I got hooked.
Y'all are stupid in the best way, but somehow still
managed to say the things most people are thinking. It
won't say out loud. I appreciate the realness. Now I'm
riding y'all not to just give y'all your flowers. But
because I need help mom and mama's boy advice. I

(34:32):
got a fifteen year old named Micah. He's smart, respectful
most of the time, plays sports, and doesn't get into
too much trouble. But lately the boy has started walking
around the house like he just got his heart broke
by Beyonce herself. He barely talks to me, only gives
me one word answers, and I swear he's always staring
out the window like he's in a music video. So

(34:54):
me being me, I go snooping because that's what moms
do when kids start acting weird. And I find out
his little girl and dumped him. Apparently she told him
she needed to focus on herself. After two months of
him buying her pain express and writing cringey poems, now
he thinks love ain't real and women are cold Harden.
My question is this, how do I help my son

(35:14):
get through this without babying him too much. I don't
want to laugh at his paint, even though he was
really riding roses are Red, violence to Blue type poems
like he was nineteen ninety seven. But I also don't
want him to become one of those all women are
the same dudes. Y'all are men. Y'all were boys once.
What did y'all need to hear when you first win
your first little heartbreak hit? Do I just let him be?

(35:35):
Or do I hit him with the mama wisdom and
risk embarrassing him even more? Looking forward to y'all's advice,
Tasha from Memphis Mama Mama too and one of y'all's
biggest fans. Even if y'all don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
It yet, I know Atasha from Memphis.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
It might because it's your homegirl.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
No, because she has three kids, she might not be
claiming one of them, well two or twe so and
she lives here.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Now, so well, thank you, Tasha. But I feel like
a simple fix to that, just tell him start hanging
out with his friends born now he's only fifteen.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Right, Yeah, that's pretty much. It ain't that deep now.
But here's the thing too, We got take into account
that there are some dudes that really just do be
falling hard for whatever reason when they're young.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
But even like when I had my part bro for
the first time, I didn't have the mindset of, oh, women.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Are like this, not that.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, I had to like, actually, see that. Okay, A
lot of people in general just think shit was when
I was older. But at fifteen, the method to fix
that hang out with you boys, honestly like that.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
That'll you'll stop.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Thinking about it and then you realize it's the other
girls out here. But props to her though for being youngest.
I just want to focus on myself. She's not trying
to take it too serious right now. Right you're both
only fifteen. Like for most people, that ain't real love anyway.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Now I am. I am curious if she wanted to,
if she gave him that his because he's being too
clinging if you're writing poems and stuff. That's not of course,
that's why she laughs. So maybe he was. She just
was not into him like he was into her. So
it could be that he was, like, yo, I really
put my abrotyse whack ass poems.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Let me tell you, at fifteen, trust me, she's not
at the end. That's not the end of the road.
You still got plenty of life left. Hang out with
you boys, y'all gonna do shit that teenage boys is
supposed to be doing. We'll be worried about that ship
right now.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
That's it, and miss Tasha, I would just tell her
next time he's dating another chick, because I'm pretty sure
the way he's acting, he just was trying to spend
like all his time with her. Just tell them, hey,
hang out with her, some hang out with your friends
some just because for whatever reason, Like young couple just
start to alienate their friends for reasons I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
And then when it doesn't work out, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Like, don't alienate your friends. I hate to happen to
the young man, but yeah, he ain't tripping on that risk.
You got any wisdom for this, Miss Tasha?

Speaker 5 (38:08):
No, I mean I don't.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I don't know what I.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Would tell my kid.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Let's say he was fifteen, got his heart broke, and
now he's on his post alone, I fall apart.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
I mean, I'm probably gonna talk to him and embarrass him.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Because just say he's being ridiculous right now, or.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
I don't know him. No, I would have like a
heartfeeld conference.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
I just know they get embarrassed when they want, like
when parents, especially moms want to talk to them.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
But I'm gonna still talk to him. He gets embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Now he's nineteen, Are you gonna baby him? Or are
you gonna tell him.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Man about your friends both.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Why why baby him?

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Not baby him?

Speaker 6 (38:45):
But I mean I would probably just be like, Okay,
this is just your first. This is your first like
person that you really liked. There's gonna be plenty more.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
You can't.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
You can't be that pressed over every girl that you're
gonna break up with or it breaks up with you ever.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Because you can't. You can't, because then you will have that.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yes, you just gotta look at everyone as a new
clean sheet of paper. And you are the artists that
made sure that they went to the sex ad class.
Next email, what's up, gang? I've been listening to y'all
for a couple of years now. Found the show during
the pandemic. That's more than a couple of years, when

(39:30):
I needed something to keep me saying, and y'all have
me crying, y'all have me crying laughing during that unseended
text episode. Ever since then, I've been hooked. I like,
how y'all say what you mean without dancing around stuff.
It's rare to hear people talk that openly without trying
to be politically correct or trying too hard to be deep.
Let me give y'all some backstory. My best friend and

(39:51):
I have always been bored since middle school. We're both
thirty one now. We did everything together, sports, music, wing nights,
double dates, even went the same college. He's always been
like a brother to me. Over the years, I saw
him in serious relationships with women, even saw him almost
walk down the aisle. He and his ex fiance broke
it off because they both said they were too young

(40:12):
and needed to grow. I never thought anything of it,
just figured life happened, you won't know where because I
thought the same thing. So as a scan a little
more than a few years ago, out of nowhere, he
sat me down and told me he was gay. I
ain't gonna lie. I was shocked. I went through every
phase in the book, disbelief, awkwardness, trying to act like

(40:33):
it was no big deal, but still wondering how I
missed the signs. But after a while I got used
to it. He was still the same dude to me.
We never fell out over it. I respected that he
told me directly and gave me space to process it. Now,
fast forward to this past month, he tells me he's
planning to transition to a woman. Not thinking about it,
planning hormones, name changed, the whole thing I listened to,

(40:57):
I asked questions. I try to be supportive, but I'll
be honest with y'all. I don't get it. I'm confused
as hell. This ain't like someone changing careers or switching religions.
It's hard for me to picture this version of him
as her? Like do I call him she? Now? What
do I say when people ask? Am I bad person?
If I still feel weird about it? I'm not trying
to be disrespectful, but this has me uncomfortable in a

(41:18):
way I didn't expect. I've never had a problem with
trans people or the LGBTQ community in general, but it
hits different when it's someone you've known your whole life.
I'm trying to understand, but nothing about it makes sense
to me, and I feel guilty for that. How do
I stay at support or friend when I'm still trying
to wrap my head around something I don't agree with,
don't understand and honestly didn't see coming at all? And

(41:40):
how do I deal with that InterVoice that keeps saying
you're losing your best friend to getting someone new you
didn't ask for, appreciate y'all? If you read this on
the show or even just think about it. D from
North Carolina, it is I ain't ever been in that situation.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, Like if he was just like gay and that's
that's fine, you still be You still be my.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Boy, because that's where I thought it was going. At first,
I skinned a little more because you know, my god brother,
like he came out in his mid twenties. But you know,
if ya God know him since basis I was born.
So it was just hey, and he didn't switch up
or nothing. He didn't act start acting feminine everything. He

(42:23):
still talk the same yah. And his husband is like, dude,
Like if they were here, you'd have no idea.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Like if one of my homeboys came out, I'd be like,
all right, at first, I'd have the same thought that
meed full of shit. I'd be like, but once I realized, okay, serious,
you still be my boy. But if you tell me
you're trying to transition into a woman, I don't know
how to navigate. Yeah, I really don't because I've never
been through that. Because I'd be like, I've always known
you as this person, whether you get or not. Now

(42:52):
if you completely change your whole look and you now
you look.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Like a she.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
I don't know how to address that, Like.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah, the first thing I thought about has had nothing
to do with the email is I saw one of
the little videos when it says whenever trans people get
dementia and the run around said where my tick at?
But man, this is a this is a yeah, difficult

(43:22):
one because I mean, I get it, you do want
to be a supportive friend.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Sounds like it's a pretty decent dude. The thing that
you even thought about it and rode the email shows
that you ain't a piece of shit. Yeah, you're actually
trying to, like, you know, navigate it be somewhat understanding.
But if you did kind of back off a little bit,
he they can't really fault you too much because they're
no longer going to be the person that you know

(43:47):
at all, Like they're gonna change their name in it, right, and.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
So, and it would be hard to know that you
have Like if I had, if I was reverse and
it was like one of my best girlfriends that like
transition to a man, I'm like, that's a whole different friendship,
relationship whatever like that, that's completely different, Like everything would
be differ.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Like I'm like I'm just talking about like listen, you know,
with me, Eddie see each other, we give each other,
dad give like a man or whatever, Like now your
friend ain't gonna want to do like a man. Put
they put their fake titties on you stuff. It's just like, bro,
what the what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Yeah, and then like he goes from even if let's say, okay,
his gay let's say he's still is pretty masculine, like
he's not trying to talk with the high pitched voice,
the stereotypical gay boys. Let's say he's still himself. So
I'm I'm okay with that.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
We're good.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
I'm still comfortable with you, still my boy. But then
now I gotta get used to you sitting with your
legs cross, long hair, painting your fingernails and like just
being a complete woman. Now our whole dynamic is gonna change.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I can't talk to you the way I used to.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Like, it's it's different, Like like you said, that's not
you didn't ask for that, that's not your friend that
you met. I get people change as we get older,
but not.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
That drastically usually. Yeah, I don't got no right or wrong.
Yeah I don't. I do see like if y'all I
feel like y'all just have a bond, and uh, let's see,
y'all been friends since middle school, so y'all been y'all
been friends, you know for almost twenty years twenty something years.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Or so, don't figure it out, Like that's just gonna
take something navigating.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
And it'll and it just means the jokes will be different,
because now when this motherfuckerts dressed up, you'll be like,
you're the ugliest motherfucker woman obviously, Like you know what's
gonna suck?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
What if it's freely being bad?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
That would suck so bad because I can't hang out,
You can't hang out with him at all, going out,
And then.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Would you okay?

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Then at that point, would you feel compelled to tell
other men, like if a man was hitting on them.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
That's another thing. I didn't take it to it, Like if.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
If we're all hanging out like obviously we ain't hanging
out like leaning, so somebody talks to them like.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
That, But then you got to think about your friend,
like yo, especially if your friend ain't a big person.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah, people get hurt, but he turning into she if
he starts taking all the issuages and all that he
gonna lose the muscle mass everything, so he can start.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Looking at Yeah, but then you know, some of them,
I just feel like, and I think we've talked about
this on the show, like if you're gonna be trans
tell people up front, Yeah, I need to tell like
when they so man. I remember when I was at
sales manager of twenty four we had one of one
of my he wasn't on my team, he was on

(46:37):
the operations team, but this we had two girls that
would come in all the time, and one of them
just always looked all to me. I don't know what
it was like. She had a big old butt and
big ol' boob and that you could tell they were fake.
But I was like, just something is off about her.
And then it was like her friend and so one
of the trainers that I was real cool with, he

(46:59):
was like, I don't know, I'm telling you this, but
I just need to tell Someboddy that one is trance.
I was like, that makes sense as to why they
look like that to me. Yeah, Well, her and that
dude at the front they started talking and he didn't know,
and so we had a snap, like a group snap.

(47:19):
So he uh, since a snapping him laying in the bed.
I know at that point, I don't. I don't think
he knew that we knew, or maybe he didn't know,
or maybe they hadn't messed around yet. I don't know.
But I'm looking at it, and we're all looking at
it because he's like yeah, because she was sleep like yeah,

(47:40):
it's so. Me and old buddy were looking at each
other like so next when he came in next week,
I was.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Just like, bro, see, I don't know how far they've
gotten in the transition, feel good, Like, I don't know
if they can just completely make your stuff look like
a cooochie now.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Well, they can, but I just don't know how it
secretes anything. I just feel like you'd have to.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, now, while we're talking about that, I feel like,
if you are transitioning, you should definitely let someone the
opposite or somebody who thinks you're the opposite six, you
should let him know up front. Also off topic, but
if you get with somebody and you had any type
of facial plastic surgery, you gotta let them know too,
because if y'all have kids or something, they can come
out looking what the fuck is this?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
It don't look like either one of them yet let
them know, got got look at them. Them kid pictures,
the junior high and high school pictures. Things that you
wouldn't have to worry about if you went to the
communication class.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
I really thought he was gonna go out.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Oh, oh, okay, you take it a different way. I
thought you were gonna say he's gonna he was gay.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
I kind of thought he was gonna be like, yeah,
well I'm dating his X was going well, I.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Can't help you. When I was comming through it, I
thought it was gonna be like, yo, I've always liked
him this whole time. And I was like, oh, no,
that's not what happens. Oh that's what okay, this.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Is gonna be.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
But have you seen the ones where like videos and
stuff where it will be a married couple and one
of them will transition so it's now a same sex couple,
same sex couple, and they'll stay with them.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
That is so I would leave.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
I don't think I would never be able to do that.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I would leave me.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
She wants to be a man, especially for men.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
I can see that, but like even as a woman,
like if I'm with if I'm with a man, and
he transd he transitions to a woman.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
I didn't set up to be with.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
A woman like.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I definitely would not do that. So you got to
figure than me.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Doing that last email we got here. What's up, fellas?
Been rocking with y'all for a minute. I discovered the
show through my boy, who swore up and down y'all
were the ship, and he wasn't lying. I appreciate how
y'all don't sound like I appreciate how y'all don't sound
like all these other podcasts out here where they try
how to make everything about why men are simps for

(50:01):
why women these days ain't shit. I know you know
what I'm talking about. Y'all are like barbershop talk if
the barbers actually finish their sentences. So check it. My
situation is wild but true. I was, let me focused.
I was born with one leg about four inches shorter

(50:22):
than I even focused. I knew what was gonna happen.
All right here we go. I was born one leg
about four inches shorter than the other. That's not a
typo four inches. I know folks who can plain when
one shoe feels slightly tighter than the other, try walking

(50:45):
like your left leg is on pleasant grove time while
you're right foot chilling in addison. So because of that,
I gotta wear two completely different shoes. The left foot
gets a normal shoe. Right now, I rotate between some
beat up Air Max nineties or fresh Air Force one,
depending on where I'm heading. The right foot throw That
boy is sitting in a custom orthopedic boot that looks

(51:06):
like a yeasy collab with some temes. It's tall, it's heavy,
and it's got the nerve to cause damn near five
hundred dollars every time I need a new one. Now,
I ain't riding for pity. I still got a job
in telecom. I move around the city just fine, and
I can still two step when needed with some rhythm
modifications filed out with some rhythm modil whatever. I even

(51:30):
pulled a couple batties who were feeling the vibe before
they saw the situation. But I ain't gonna lie. The
mental toll is real. Every time I go on a date,
I gotta do the inner debate. Do I explain? Now?
Wait till she notices? Should I crack a joke first?
How do you stop letting? Oh? So, my question is
how do you stop letting your thing? Whatever your version

(51:50):
of the limp, the scar, the insecurity is, be the
loudest part of your personality. I'm not ashamed, but I
damn sure ain't comfortable either. I ain't trying to lead
with them up, but Dallas ain't exactly subtle. You step
in deep at them with one platform shoe. With one

(52:11):
platform shoe and one normal one, you're gonna get looks. Anyways,
appreciate y'all. If y'all read this error, just shot your boy.
Big step from the Triple D. Keep doing what y'all do.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
I mean, big step like fuck it, Like just be like, hey,
I ain't as this ship.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
There's gonna be plenty of girls out there.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
It's not gonna bother Would it bother you? Well, I would?
This girl just lies?

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah, no, I have like for insance is not that
bad like it is.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
That's like I would just.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I would just tell him that can be two different
like whatever hate you want me to.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Be people that walk really sideways.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Like that's what the platforms.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah, I mean, still you probably has like a limp
or something. I would think bother most people.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Story, so you got like have to foot.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Shot off or something, but he still has his foot.
So how.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Say your shame got blown off and they had to
attach it all. But this is the worst thing. At
least you can walk then we had to do last week.
You couldn't.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Yeah that's true. That's true. Like come on, like, yeah,
that's right. You can walk. And I mean if you're
paying five hundred dollars, you got money every time you
got money, so I mean you could. I don't know
if it's possible for you. Not looking to that lengthening surgery.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Don't do that. I heard.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I've heard that's like painful, but he ain't try.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
It's only one leg though.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
So they have to break your bones and then add
to it.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Do it all.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
You probably made a few men happy though when you
said four inches ain't that bad. Probably a few micros
out there knew it, just fucking knew it.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I got shout out to the micro But yeah, man,
just I mean you feel caught. I mean you seem confident.
I don't know, I guess I would like a little
more detail on like the women that you pulled, the
batties that you pulled, did did they did it? Did
you date them? Or you just pulled them in the

(54:28):
club and then they saw your foot and then they
were like, yeah, I'm good, Like I needed more no
more details there.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
If you knock them down, then you win it, Like
what's the pros?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
That's true story, They part of your collection, that's future
with more permanent.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
If you can get a woman, if you've been in
a serious relationship and they could get past it, then
that shows you got the potential.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Honestly, I don't think that's too much of a big deal,
being honest with you, I really.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Yeah four inches honestly, bro, Like it's like that's really
not that much.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
It's not It's like we're our own worst critic. I'm
gonna taste some real ship. We are our own worst critic.
We tend to think something that matters to us. We
think everybody notices it. Half the time, people ain't even
paying attention. It's gonna be all, yeah, that's such and such. Yeah,
he just wanted his legs a little bit shorter.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
But because because even with your little orthotic boot. I'll
just tell you this, bro, like when I wear my
black teams, I don't know. Well, you said you've been
listening to our show for a minute. So I got
a huge feet when I wear my Black teams or
my Black Air Force ones. At least once a day
someone asked me what's wrong with your foot because they
just assume I got a cast on, like one of

(55:40):
the black like that. So I mean I went trip
over my guy, Like, it's not like you said, one
foot is like one leg is a you know, a
foot longer than the other foot or something, because I've
seen that as well, where that's tough.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
I have literally seen a dude who one of his
legs was like that of a little yeah, and the
other one was normal.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
So at least you ain't in that.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Type of exactly exactly. You're on the other side of
the echelon of that. Like, yeah, that ain't that bad, bro,
that ain't that bad. I mean, just live by the mantra.
Someone's always got the worse. Someone's all got the worse.
But appreciate the emails, y'all as always continue sending those

(56:33):
emails to the shows. You're three two at gmail dot com.
Let's get back into these topics here from I missed
you to we shouldn't be doing this. We're breaking down
kinds of sex that deserve their own genre. Question, y'all,
what's your personal pick for the best type of sex,

(56:54):
such as just some examples out there like I haven't
seen you in forever sex, or we shouldn't be doing
this sex, or we just had a huge fighter and
now we're making up sex and anything within that little genre.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
You want to know the truth? The best sex that
I have that out of town sex.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I agree that.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Hotel room or capinal sex, just out of town sex
is the best.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Out of town or first time first time can't be
gid first for some reason. Out of town I don't
know what it.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
It just brings out I'm already free, but it just
takes it to another level when I'm out of town.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
That and just when we both.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Are just really really really wanting each other, we just
both into it. Ain't just like, oh I'm kind of
horny or I'm horny, she's like, okay, I guess, or
vice versus she's one and two, but I'm tired when
we both are, we just want to get at each other.
That's the best.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Yes, you go, I'm still thinking.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Already would would you say I'll say that first time or.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
Definitely not first time? I would never be in my top.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Well, y'all, I was thinking about it from my perspective, Yeah,
I guess. I guess that could something from your perspective
because you don't know what you're.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Gonna get, yes, And even if you.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
It still would never well because I think from like
a dude, it's part of the chase. It's like, all right,
you the guts, Yeah, But like from y'all, it's like, Okay,
I'm allowing this person to let himself inside of me
and it was not worth it, and I got a
body where with us it's like I got a body.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
So disturbing. How come the girl can't think like that?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
She can? She can, But you were saying not first time,
not because.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Of a body, just in general. I just would never
count that as like a well you.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Think like that, yeah, because I'm because to me, when
I'm thinking about the first time, I'm like, like, let's
say you've been talking to somebody and y'all been like
texting or whatever the case may be, and it's been
something that's been just leading up and building up to it,
and then that that one day when it finally comes.
It'd be different if you just met him that one
night but if it's something that's just like the build

(59:05):
up's been there and all of a sudden boom, you
get to get it in.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Yeah, for me, nothing beats out of town that I
respect that.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
Nothing beat that I I think. I guess like like
Eddie said, I would do, I would say, when you
both really want at the same time, because I.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Don't I don't know.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
I'm not a big makeup sex type person, Like I
don't want to when you're mad at me or I'm
out at you, don't don't come for me.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
That's not happening.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I have to like the whole I'm gonna make him mad,
So I don't like that.

Speaker 6 (59:38):
I wouldn't enjoy it, like like like.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
What you like?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
I guess I missed the memo. But there were times,
like when I was younger, like somebody would try that
and I'd be for real pissed off and they was
wanting to do something. I don't want to do nothing
with your stupid ass somewhere like I'm mad at you.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
I'm like, I'm friends that would do that. Yeah, they'd
be like, oh, make up sex is the best.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
But but why are you made me mad at the
first place?

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Like I don't want you right now what I'm thinking about?

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
You know we could just role play and get that right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
We don't have to get angry for no reasons.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Seriously got me mad like nah, like if I choke
you this time, I'm not letting go type mad like No,
I never yet.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
So I know both of y'all dream, so maybe not
as much as you once did, but I know that
you'll both partake. So what about like drunk at the club,
can't keep your hands off each other and you know
it's going down at the crib sex? Whereould you write that?
All it does?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Is it? Just whatever I'm feeling is just enhanced it
a little bit. But sometimes like if you too drunk.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Yeah, you ain't gonna get it up. It don't It
don't work right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Now the time has not been high though it has
been great, amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
See this is this is why we need can I
was in here so y'all can see Eddie's facial expression.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
The worst one is if the guy's taking pills, my god.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Like ex pills, oh something to keep you up and going.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
See keep them away from me.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
And someone.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Ex has had so many different effects on there spent
times where I just want to keep going, but then
I can't finish.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
That's the thing. I can't finish. So I'm like, or
find something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Or I'm able to finish, but it messed me up
so much.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
I can't get it up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
I'm like, okay, so I'm like, I'm good on that,
but if I'm very hydrated. When I would do it,
it was yeah, because then I'm like, not only am
I gonna pass forever, but I can finish. I'm gonna
want to go again and again and again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Yeah. Keep the people away from me, because he said
I don't want to talk.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
About an hour and twenty minutes later, get the fuck
off me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
It's one time I did. I couldn't finish the ship.
I couldn't even make.

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
Myself maybe just one and still try, like, wait, you
just give me five like I was done thirty minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Not because she didn't use all her natural lubri.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Can you feel that thing swollen? It's just like I'm
just trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
The worst party is the dude. You start having mentally
internal balance, You get close, like I'm about to get it,
but then for some reason the rhythm changed and you
can't and you're like, just let me try a little.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Bit, like they know the work because you feel that
you're like the company is coming, and then it's just
like where the fun did that ship go? Man? Yeah,
we was right there. Hold on, let me slide you
this way.

Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
I think that's why I didn't like drunk sex too,
because I feel like it was just like sloppy, I
don't know, like not in a good way, Like you're
like put your land over here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
I'm like where overwhere? Like we both are not coordinated together,
Like I'm like, you gotta stole it out better.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
And then like I told you what to do, you
know what, I don't want to do it no more.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
And then like if y'all are both like for real,
for real drunk.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
And started getting dizzy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
You got you gotta rd about somebody throwing up or
a situation with me.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
We're passing out asleep during.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Sex before No, but I had somebody for.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
They was drunk. They couldn't, they weren't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
The whole day, And I was like, you know whatever,
But I've never fallen asleep during sex, but there's been
times when I was high my mind started just going
somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
So I just went because I was just thinking about
all types of ship you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Good, like I got nothing for you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
I got nothing for you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
This question was a chat GPT question to this topic
because I was like, chat GPT, you give me something else,
And it said, is the best sex about the physical
pleasure or the story behind it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
The story explained?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
So it said it gave some exable to say, like
vacation sex in a hotel you never go back to
where spontaneous sex in a place you weren't supposed to
be Both of us are good, you know, from or
at least just from my perspective, I feel like as
a dude, besides all, like the little nasty stuff like

(01:04:19):
sex still feels the same, like if you think about it,
like it feels the same. Some are more shallow than others,
but the actual going in and out feels the same.
But I do feel like the other elements around.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
It can feel the same. But if like if like
the whole That's why I said, if y'all are both
really wanted to, yeah, that feels different to me because
now she's like really ready to go, So I feel
that I'm like, yeah, she's for real with this time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Like because because there's other things that go into but
like the physical act of yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Yeah, but it's like when y'all are both into it,
y'all are both on the freaky time and all that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
The kids feel better, like talking gets more lewde and
it's just me. Isn't that so odd? I'm just saying
it's real though. Ris scale over there just uh reminiscent
her bubble.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
That's why I like that out of town sex. I
don't know what, Like we had our theory they put
something in the events man to make people horny.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Oh y'all remember that? Yeah? Was that? It was about
two years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Because it's like every time I've gone out of town
with somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Or or don't let me be back back in the
day whenever my mother lived in Austin, go down just
getting it in at my parents' house, like yeah, coming
in here, it's my house now, foul. Sorry mother, you

(01:05:58):
knew what it was, but you know what, I have
not christened her her home now.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
You shouldn't do that, shout.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Spend the night over.

Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
I know, I just have to go over there just
one time. I'll stay over for Christmas, respectfully, and my
dad has to catch your l she's got to catch
your el too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
She listens to she does. That's what I shout out,
shout out to Mama Dearest. This next topic, I want
to save it because I know Steven was actually really
excited about it, So we're gonna end it there for the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
He needs to show up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Yeah, brother, brother Steve, need to show your ass up.
But as always, appreciate y'all rocking with us. Every Tuesday
or Wednesday or whatever day that you hear this podcast.
Continue sending us those emails. Go to Google. Type of
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(01:07:13):
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at gmail dot com. Again, the show zero three two
at gmail dot com. Risk, How can they get at
you on?

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
I G at Risk, I G Blacks and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
When, of course of my Instagram's miss novelvera two K
five Miss it's mister n O B E M B
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that curriculum, they'd be better. And if you don't know,
now you know peace.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
I just want to thank you for listening to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
You're home with us, laugh with us. Now we gotta
go controversial, thought provoking, it's a guarantee if you tune in,
we'll show out. Then get you a watchin me. You
have a busy life, man, I know that you got options.
But every Wednesday, you know it's on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
We're gonna keep this party rocking. Just tune in and
jail out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
You'll never know what we'll talk about. Just want to
thank you for helping us grow. If you don't know,
well now you know.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
Riding with us, high side with us, getting fly with,
it's gonna live with us, kind of high fit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
It's never stop with us.

Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
I believe we will always have a good show if
we go, it's the show.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
It's the show. That's the end.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
Gotta go, gotta go, we gotta go. And for riding
with us, high side with us, getting fled with, it's
gonna live with it's kind of high it's never stop
with us.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Believe you will always have a good show if we go.
It's the show. It's the show. That's the end.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
There's no mote.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
Hey, thanks for tuning in into the show, the show,
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