5.6.25 Social Experiment or a Song

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Let's no show Time is the place to be.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Sit back and relax and enjoyed the show. No place,
no topic that they won't go They tell the truth.

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Lace wood depends if you dreams or the thought, then
it's something they can.

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Melt, make you laugh, make you cry. Have you looking
at your friends like tell me why?

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How could he? What did she did?

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They say that the MG I can't release play.

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That back put the kids to bad because it might
get Ronchi.

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Aven't like to welcome y'all to our private part.

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I think it's safe to say these.

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Amigo type of speedles got them yelling.

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we have took the cat off. Ain't an hold them down?
S back relax its time.

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I start the show. There's no topic that damn won't
there to go back.

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Relaxus.

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Time I start the show and show.

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That means it's time.

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Show time. It's the place to beat. Showtime it's the
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Three Showtime the place to be.

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listening to oo they funny at Local, National, Global.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Laughing. They said, you didn't die.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
He was expected, but what you did get fucked up though,
And I was like, damn Stephen and Stephen about to die.
But yeah we survived. For those those of y'all who
didn't listen to Storytime last week, make sure you go
check that out. Brother Stephen actually made it. I ain't
gonna tell you if we want to not even Ai
was trying to kill it, so it's gonna find a way.

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today's show, we're gonna be touching on the topics of
what if you found out your whole life was part
of a social experiment, if jobs had theme songs, what
would yours be? The creepiest thing you ever heard from
a child? What's the best type of sex? We got

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some emails. We might even get to the eighty twenty
dating rule. But before we get to any of that,
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Speaker 4 (03:10):
Murder or yeah, and you already know, yes he did
act you already know.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
He said it was for the culture.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You already know, wearing his little sombrero, shaking his moroccas.
What I had got second hand embarrassment for air and
like I was, like bro, I said, I don't even
know him.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
He kept telling me it's for the culture. After double
shot after double shots.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
For the culture.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
You pee come on double shots of patron double shots.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
And then decided to go. I've spent too much. Went
to the wells.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
The patrons, sir, sir dared. I was so sorry, but
you knew what it was. I don't know why you
even let him go there. That's what I don't get,
she she wrote, with him and let him go there.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I tried to cut him off. I guess he opened
another tab with her card.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I don't know, terrible. So first thing we're Not'm gonna
talk about the NBA Playoffs are in the second round,
and I'll be honest, I really have had no interest
watching these playoffs. I don't know if you have, Like
we've tried, Like that's it off, Like I'm tried.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
I'm like I would say, I watched the Nick game yesterday,
so I mean it was kind of interesting, but it's
only because it's the only thing that was on.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like there's nobody like I like Anthony Edwards.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I watched, I watched the Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I feel like as it gets closer to it, but
the other teams don't have any star power, even Jason,
Like I like Jason Tatum. You know what's funny, I've
never had a favorite NBA player that was light skinned,
Like I don't like, I just refuse, like all my
favorite players are like brown or dark skin. Is Jordan Shaq,
Dwayne Waye, Lebron and after Lebron's God is gonna be

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Anthony Edwards. I've never liked the light skinned dudes at
all when it comes to Hooper.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Similarly, like Track and Field was my first sport that
I cared about. The only one I ever cared about
in track was Mary's Green. Like that was it like
everybody else?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, I just, I just And the only light skin
dude I root for is Pat Mahomes.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Is this colorism?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I think so? I think so because I because, I
mean even and even then when he played against uh
uh Lamar, I was rooting for Lamar like I wanted
Lamar to win.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I mean he was in boxing. For me, it's only
one light skin fight I support.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
That's it. All the other ones that my color a.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Dark Yeah, I don't think all of them. I guess
the last person that was in the middle was Tyson
that I rooted for. I mean, what is I said
in the middle? I just say skinned here with us. Yeah.
But like I tell you all the time, I'm a

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motherfucker and blade I can I'm a yeah, yeah, yes,
I'm a day walker. Uh nothing. We're not gonna talk
about the Ravens released kicker Justin Tuck. Tucker, considered by
most to be the greatest kicker in NFL history, not surprised. Yeah,

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I mean, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
He's a smart way.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
How they worded the release saying that it's football measures
instead of sayings related to the.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
You know the cap.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, and you know if he if he had been
missing on the field goals, he probably still be on
the same That's probably what cost some missing those field goals.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Today is National Nurse Day, so let your nurse loved
ones or friends know that they're appreciating. Nothing we're not
gonna talk about. Last night was the met Galla. For some,
it's a chance to see celebs rocking the latest, strangest
fashion theme outfits. For others, it's a gathering of the devil.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
That's what I always heard people say. This is illumination.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I just know once they I just know once they
go into the thing, they're not allowed to take pictures
or anything. So who knows what goes on in her?

Speaker 10 (07:09):
I just want to get success.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Night they did what they said, no somebody, Yeah, I
just I don't know what was seen and what she reprimanded.
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (07:22):
I just glanced at it.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Couldn't have seen too much.

Speaker 10 (07:25):
So they talked about her sneaking her phone in.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
What the goal is to get successful enough to be there?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
That's it? Yeah, that's it? Or I just need my
daughter just to take me one time. I don't mind
being that old man on the carpet, just fresh from
my little gray Beard, my little ball here and by
little me huge with my heads. Last thing, we're not
gonna talk about Rihanna's pregnant again with her third child.
They just she said, you know what, yes, and she said,

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I'm going to be a mother. But if you think
about it, though, she is, what is she like thirty thirty? Okay, yeah,
so I get it.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
She's a billionaire.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, why not? So let's let's get into it, y'all.
Imagine waking up one day discovering that every decision, every relationship,
every struggling success you've had was carefully observed, maybe even manipulated,
just for the sake of a study. Your job, your friendships,
the love of your life are potentially part of a
grand design you never signed up for. How would you

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react to someone told you your entire life has been
orchestrated in and monitoring for research.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Purposes, like the Trumanship.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Like the Truman Shop.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I mean, sometimes I feel like it already is. Sometimes
I feel like a lot of this shit is the simulation.
But that's just the drugs.

Speaker 11 (08:40):
That they always say we've died back in twenty and
then we're just in.

Speaker 10 (08:43):
A simulation right now.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
I heard we died in twenty sixteen.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Maybe that's what I heard.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Was that one of No, what was the year we
were supposed to Was it twenty twelve?

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yeah, we were supposed to be the end.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Of the world, also two thousand.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Since since thirty three AD, they've been saying that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Saying it's gonna be over. How would I react to
someone told me my life had been orch trade and
monitor knowing me, I'd be like, show me the proof.
I want to see the proof.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
And then also I said, okay, can we edit some
of this script and link like make me rich?

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Now?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
This shit sucks? I like, let's give your voice wins.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Now, help me discover the algorithm so that I'm the
one that people keep saying, like, I still want to know.
Why is it that the video we made of that
dumb ass y'all just walking in looking drunk while that
shit almost had a million views, But everything else I posted,
I think the next closest thing might have had about.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Like twelve thousand of you I remember you talking about that.
It only didn't get a million because that one dude
reported it. The dude I was getting into it with
in the comments saction if you just left him below,
he kissed me off.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
He was talking. He was talking just reckless. Ship.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I had to give him some money to give him
that business. I'm like, nah, bro, you're talking too reckless.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I hate him, and I remember when you respond, and
I was like, I wonder if that's gonna do anything.
That just stopped.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
We ain't got nothing.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
That just stopped, like my phone okay, buzz and I'm
screenshot like, hey, we had there.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
It was literally like nine hundred and ninety nine thousand,
and it just stop.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's it. That's it, no more, no more to them,
he reported, Steve, what you're doing, bro?

Speaker 12 (10:30):
Man?

Speaker 9 (10:31):
And I've thought about this before, like even after seeing
Truman Show and all that's like what.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
If because.

Speaker 9 (10:38):
It's like it's always just like been fascinating, like I
wonder if it's like if death is like supposed.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
To like go to hell or go to heaven or whatever,
but what.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
If it's not. So it's like I've always thought like
what if cameras are actually just like it's weird though,
like just the thoughts.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
You start having smoke saying when you hit the blind
when I don't have to hear. I've never said I
was hitting the blood. I said, if it is legal everywhere,
I'll do it one time.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Oh my god, Well I already have high thoughts.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I don't need this smoke to have.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh no, what's funny is in my story is a
high conversation between him and me, like asking stupid questions
like you ever notice like when you clean something? Hold on,
this ain't even what we said. It's just an example.
It's not a high conversation. You ever notice when you
clean something, you just moving the dirt somewhere else type
ship Like it's like all you're doing is moving the

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dirt from this to somewhere else. That Like, that's just
an example of a high conversation because I've had that
thought while being high, Like nothing's ever truly clean because
you just literally are moving the dirt from one spot
to somewhere else.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
That's all you're doing.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
True risk about yourself?

Speaker 10 (11:56):
What a question again?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
How would you get it? How would you react to
some one told you your entire life has been orchestrated
and monitored for research purposes?

Speaker 10 (12:04):
I mean, I assume as you, I want to see prood,
but I think I would be.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Mad, like you wouldn't want to get the money. You'd
be like make me rich, now put me through you
put me through all this.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'll be asking like what was the research purpose? Like
all the ship that I've been through, Like what what?

Speaker 11 (12:17):
What?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
What did you get?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Imagine we're all just consciousness, Like the human body isn't
even really just we died, wake up. We won't even
really look like this, Like what if we like some
looking like some aliens and ship, like why did you
pick that? Like why did you want to looked like that?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Or if we're like in the Matrix and in some
like little.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
That's when I'm scared of.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
That's one movie I should have never watched on the Matrix.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Some question of the Matrix, like with the Matrix, because
everybody's in like the little thing and all butt naked,
even got the little ship. So like when they die
in there, do they die or do they just start over?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
It just like flushes them and that's it. It's like
they just those are their.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Bodies, okay, because I don't know if it would just
start a new little like they're literally process.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Like they basically just get the DNA from male and
female making baby baby girls in the thing, and then
their whole life die get rid of it. They use
the human bodies as an energy source. Okay, we could easily.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Be I need to go back and wash the matrix,
cause don't.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Because you're gonna start You're gonna start saying, yeah, this
ain't real, Steve, ain't none of them a fucking real.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
How do you think it would change the way you
view like relationships with your family or friends, knowing that
they might have been actors or participants.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
I'd be thinking what I just said, Steve.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Ship, I'd be pissed if like everybody else knew but me,
I'd be like, what was the point, Like why did
you want to do an experiment? Like like y'all said,
what's the end goal?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
And then if they were faking, like you wouldn't know
if they were faking it, like man, I didn't know either,
or if they really didn't know, and then it's hold
by your trust issues and stuff there, Like man, I
feel like that, like I need to get paid after
this all the Ship I've been through.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
But would money really mean anything at that point? Would
you be looking at the bigger pictures if I can.

Speaker 9 (14:15):
Christians are gonna tell you when you die, you're going
to have a baby.

Speaker 10 (14:20):
I like to hear all the different.

Speaker 11 (14:23):
I like to go down randoms, like the fact that
we could all be in like have parallel selves in
different universes and along the same lines.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
And I believe it all them different galaxies, it's gotta be.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Do you think that would like, uh, trip you out
if you saw like your seven other EPs from other universes,
or how do you think.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
That would If it was like the movie the one
where I could kill them and get stronger, I would
try that.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
I would definitely.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Try it and see if I could gain all their
abilities and stuff. But of course there's gonna be one
just like me thinking the same.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Right to meet, like the Gorilla verse the Grill, and of.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Course I would betray him. But since he thinks like me,
he's gonna betray me, I'm gonna say, look, we work together,
take out do our own thing. So yeah, I would
definitely like to meet an alternate EP, unless he's doing worse.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, that would be the thing. Like let's say you
you were curious about Okay, man, I'm doing how I'm
doing here and you're gonna meet your others? And I
was gonna say what I wanted to say, but I'm
not gonna say. But we'll say that's true. Let's say
you got your your training self, you got your cook self,

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you got your uh, you got your demonic ass self,
like out of all the different ones. And then I
don't know, I just don't know the conversations that would
be interested in sitting.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
That would be a good show. I would like that
would be a good show. That'sked the training one. How
did you get here?

Speaker 13 (16:05):
Like?

Speaker 4 (16:06):
What what choices got you here? Let me say, well,
is that time I smoked that first joint? I never
smoked again after that?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Then I'd be like, well, since you're a training are
you at least attracted to the women? I'm just saying,
can you.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
The cook one? I'd be like, okay, bro, Like, do
you get to do anything?

Speaker 13 (16:28):
Now?

Speaker 5 (16:29):
I gotta wear a cage.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Don't get to do anything?

Speaker 10 (16:32):
Y'all ever get bored? Go on TikTok and look up
like Matrick Glitch.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
As soon as you said go on TikTok. I only
see TikTok and people share.

Speaker 11 (16:40):
Stuff with me I'm telling you, go search matrix glitch
the stories.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Whether they're true or not, give me an exam.

Speaker 10 (16:50):
Remember, And I don't.

Speaker 11 (16:51):
Remember the exact whole story, because there was one where
these people went off the road like they were on
a long trip home or whatever.

Speaker 10 (16:59):
They had to get gas.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
They go in this gas station, and I wish I
could remember the whole story, but there they went in
the gas station, talked to the attendant, ended up leaving,
and they were driving in circles like what's that show
like from kind of thing? So they were driving in
circles that He's like, we went all the way down,
like back towards the highway, and we never reached the highway.
We came back and we passed the gas station again

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and he's like so and it was like two people
in the car was a guy and a girl. And
finally eventually they ended up because she's the girl said.
She said she could hear herself saying something like I
can't remember it was like go ahead and leave now
or something like that, like she heard herself saying something
and she's like, we ended up going back, and I'm like,

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let's try this one more time. They go, they find
the highway. They tell their story to people, nobody's believing them.
So the next time they had to make that trip,
it was like a parent's house or something like a
long drive. Next time I make that trip and tried
to find that same exit, they could not find that
same They couldn't remember exactly where it was. But they
told the story on TikTok and I wish I would
have saved it. They told the story. Somebody responded back

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and said that her dad worked in that gas station
her time, right to that gas station, like thirty years
before then, and was already dead. So essentially they were
talking to a ghost in the gas station. And later
that like that same trip, the girl was like something.

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She's like, I'm standing there and she's like and I'm
just like screaming out to She's like, I was so
irritated with everything that was going on, and she's like
I was screaming out to myself, you need to leave now,
or something like that. She's like, so that basically she
was saying they were too parallel, like herself was like
telling herself.

Speaker 10 (18:43):
She's like, no, I was like then I was like.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
WHOA, what if?

Speaker 10 (18:45):
That was that moment that I heard.

Speaker 11 (18:47):
Back then, like on a different timeline.

Speaker 10 (18:51):
I was like, I'm telling you those stories.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Would you say it's a top five? It's top five?

Speaker 14 (19:03):
Very interesting because I've heard too many you know what,
her saying it and talk to me about it. It's like,
it's definitely not He's like it was good, it wasn't
all that.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I was like, okay, yeah, it's like I would tell
you to watch this weekend. Yeah, I'll tell you watch it.

Speaker 10 (19:21):
Hm, I've got it in Imax again before it goes away.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
For the second time.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, I'll tell I'll tell everybody to watch it. But
it ain't.

Speaker 10 (19:28):
No, you didn't see the theaters.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Like I said, I'll tell everybody to watch it, but nah,
I feel.

Speaker 10 (19:36):
Like you can't say that if you didn't.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
See the theaters, what would be the difference, just because.

Speaker 11 (19:41):
The impact you get a different impact on some some
movies from theaters.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
I don't listen.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
I saw In Game opening night, and I don't think
that's top five movie of all time. And you don't
have a better experience than In Game in theaters right
when it happened, that was an amazing especially when he
caught the hammer.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, everybody, I don't think that's the top five. Like
that was a good movie.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
That was a good movie. Experience.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
You gotta be in the theater is to experience that.

Speaker 10 (20:09):
But it's not top five, not at all. I said,
I don't care what's on top five.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
You said.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Of all time, along with the Notebook. Okay, and see,
I will give you a pass on that. I know
a lot of women love the Notebook. I'll give you
a pass on that one. I heard people talk about
the Notebook for years.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
It's goods.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
There's some credibility to no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
But but you said that it's good.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's a great movie.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, Like I enjoyed the movie Blade, I love, but
Blade is not top five, even though I enjoyed the
movie to the fullest. But I'll tell your movie that
is top five. Avatar. I've never seen.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
It, not even the first one. It's too late to
see it now. It's not gonna have the same.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I try watching it. I didn't try watching it.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
But there's some movies you gotta watch during that time No,
I did.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
I did during that time frame.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
I did try.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
It takes a lie.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
It's basically alien Pocahontas.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, that's what it also since we're just talking about
movies or whatever. For me, three hundred yeah, yeah, And
it's based off a true story.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
They just made them extra sexy with the air brushed
abs and ship.

Speaker 10 (21:30):
Every time I see people back then, the extremely tract
to back on. Imagine how bad they smell?

Speaker 5 (21:35):
You know, them teeth was.

Speaker 10 (21:36):
Right all think about it, how terrible.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
And them none of them were circumstansed.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Cheese and.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Oh man, and back in the day, them dudes will
be mesting with women and doing their homeboys.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
And they said, the strengthens our fond You can take it.
You would take anything.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
You're ready for war. So let's get to the next
topic here. So imagine if every job came with his
own soundtrack that played every time you walked in, logged on,
or doubled one coworker who just won't leave you alone.
If your current job had a theme song that played
every time you clocked in, what would it be?

Speaker 10 (22:18):
And why?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Immediately?

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Why because my job is awful?

Speaker 11 (22:25):
Why because they don't like us? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Mine would be locked up by akon for reasons. I mean,
it's not terrible. I have a good time, but just
where I work it would be that.

Speaker 15 (22:39):
Song man said, I didn't have a chance to read
the topics right before.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
The show, So man, ship, are you thinking about that?
I think initially when I first log in, it's money, money, money, mind,
just because that's that's the field I'm in. That's the
first thing that that posps my mind. Like when you
walk into that mug and you like are using your
little badge to get in and you just see, like

(23:16):
the spectacle. It's just one they got like this big
ass glass window that you can just see out of
and you see this big ass beautiful majestic lake and
you see all this greenery and shipping everything outside and
you're just looking around. You're like, damn man. Like when
I first walked in there, I was thinking about it
today when I was walking in, I said, you know what,
it sh would be really impressive to anybody on their

(23:37):
first because it was to me. Now I'm just like whatever,
just let me gone. But when you walk into that mud,
you're like, damn shit, impressive. It's just a beautiful ass view.
You would not know that you were right down the
street from a whole bunch of suburbs. It's just you
see some little deer jumping around the shit you see
all kinds of wildlife out out there. It was it

(23:59):
Westlakes like yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Man imember a bunch of old people. So literally all
this like old yet the crash.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
That was to pop my head.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
So question so because I think you're something, you might
be somewhere else. Because another conversation we've had on here
is about how we don't really know what any of
our friends do, Like we know kind of what they do,
and we don't know what they do. So are you
in a hospital now or are you doing ship with
the children? No? No, no, So that's what I'm.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Talking about.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
With skilled nursing.

Speaker 14 (24:49):
So basically, say, God forbid, any body's elder like breaks
their head or whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Has issues, neat skilled therapy, go come to me.

Speaker 16 (24:59):
But I was saying of two other wings that do
have long term care people who have been there for
years and are going to stay there for the rest
of their life because they're on Medicaid.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
So so what do you do?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
So I'm a social worker there, so.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
So you're just talking to them.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
So whenever they come in, you have to have a
discharge plan. So I'm helping you playing discharge it.

Speaker 16 (25:18):
Give me home health services, so like you can continue
therapy after you know, leaving the facilities.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I'm not laughing at I'm not laughing that's you because
as you were talking, I was just thinking about if
you were talking to somebody who's slow and they're just
looking at you like that's that's your plan for them.

Speaker 9 (25:37):
No, I'm not talking to my responsibility.

Speaker 16 (25:41):
You know you can't if it's somebody that's slow and
can't make you know, yes for themselves.

Speaker 9 (25:46):
You know it's against the law for me to do that,
right because then you know it's elder abuse.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Or let's just have my I know that you can't,
but my mind, my mind just made it be a
cartoon world.

Speaker 12 (25:57):
But you know, if they're there long term, helping them
with appointments with eye doctors, ear doctors, all that ancillary
stuff and psychology services, psychology services.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
So you basically set up the ship for like, hey,
we're about to discharge you, this is the people's gonna
be helping you out or this is the okay, gotcha?
Because I had no idea what you did. Bro I understand,
I mean I don't understanding.

Speaker 16 (26:25):
I like the people that I love, my residents and
ship like that, but.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
It's it's very tedious, very Uh, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Is it more repetitive, then it's very repetitive.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
And that's the easy part.

Speaker 17 (26:36):
But it's just other stuff, a part of my specific
position at this.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Company, which takes us to this next question, what's best
describes how you feel on Monday mornings versus Friday afternoons
when you get off work.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
I really don't have like the traditional Mondays because my kidd.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Well, whatever your Friday is like versus your Monday, let
me get back to you on that. So I know,
for me, I don't actually.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Remember in Django after the shootout seen in the house,
they started playing Freedom Yes, yeah by Richie Havens. Yeah,
that's it, the Woodstock version. That's how I feel. I'm out,
I'm off for four days. I'm feeling great.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Friday. I just think of the Glorilla song seven pm
Friday now to five degrees. I ain't got no, that's
a song I think or I think of Cuban on
Cuba or Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

(27:44):
I think about that on Friday Monday. Man, there's so
many songs that I can't even think of right now
that you just talking about, like, man, fuck this motherfucker.
Uh damn, what's that song? I don't ever do ship
at work. That's that's me ninety Like for real, you're
just in the company time.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Get back, get back, you know, fun back.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Say you can't. Yeah, not even not even Katy Perry
this Friday night.

Speaker 10 (28:18):
You know that one did cross my But I don't
party like that.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
I mean, I'm a Katie Perry fans.

Speaker 18 (28:23):
Katie Perry shout out to cross my mind.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
But I was like, okay, we don't dance on table.
What's the song that comes to mind when you think
of your boss?

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Mm hmm yeah, I don't ever have a song.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I mean, you don't have to just just what So
if you like him.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
It's your fantasy down here.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
One who the guy?

Speaker 8 (28:54):
Now?

Speaker 5 (28:56):
You probably put it.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I know you. I've been waiting since you told that
story for him to get fired. And I was like,
that's probably why you can tell. That's probably why you
didn't tell them. You know what I love.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
This is cinema, This is you. You built a good storyline.
You planted something in the locker, he said, looking, I
ain't saying something just.

Speaker 17 (29:21):
Coming home with crusty looking hands and you known.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah he got fired, Well you don't sell her crap.

Speaker 9 (29:26):
Wasn't doing his job, like there was so much ship
when the newcat that got hired, like when I say
she got fixed like that.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Like I mean, so they hired him, why he was there,
and they were like.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
They fired him first. Then the dude that got hired
like a week later, everything.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Is fixed the picture of them, and you were hating
on him.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
You were hating even Risk was like, no, man, see
and she gives you grace and she said, no, Steve,
I don't know why you're looking at me like that.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
You got the thing is, don't see the person in front.

Speaker 9 (30:02):
I mean picture picture and he's been catfish all the
time with pictures.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Motherfuckers don't look what they look like in a picture.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Sometimes this is true, that's true.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
And I'm telling you like that.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, he was one of those grimy.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Well look I respect it because that's some villain and ship.
I would do a competition. I find a way to
get him out the way, right yeah, right on.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Well we're gonna take a break because that that type
of was a dud. So we will take a break
when we come back we got some emails. You're listening.
Oh they funny.

Speaker 13 (30:38):
Fellas. You can't let her keep doing this, taking your
old spicey padration with a low body wash. It's unacceptable.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
King.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
She's gonna have to understand that you got your own groom.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
You need a dealer.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
She might say, boy, please, what's your's mine?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I'll buy moial Beach.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Just fine.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
What if you don't, don't go.

Speaker 13 (31:01):
Don't let her bring up the gut CA let her know.

Speaker 8 (31:03):
Man into.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
Time and time again. She's been taking your spic syve pytration.
You gotta say, you gotta speak good for yourself. Don't
let her.

Speaker 13 (31:19):
You said, there's nothing that to all my guys. Never
let your skin go dry, and always keep an eye
on your old spice body lotion and body wash because
men have skin too.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Are you listening to No, not he the dude that
hookes with us OS. You're listening to funny and Local, National, Global.
So we're gonna get to some email. We got three
emails today, and I'll just tell y'all now. One of
them is scared less.

Speaker 10 (32:13):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
What's good fellas. My name's Marcus, but my friends call
me wiells, and no, not because I'm fast. I'm in
a wheelchair. I knew it been that way since I
was seventeen, got into a bad car wreck right after
my junior year of high school. Funny how one moment
could flip your whole life right. But I ain't here
to get all emotional on y'all. I just wanted to

(32:36):
say how much I appreciate y'all's podcast, and how y'all
consistently have me laughing off my ass, or at least
the part of it I can still feel. I found
y'all about it about a two or three years ago
when one of my homeboys sent me the episode where
Tony A Was talking about getting a massage from a
woman in a wheelchair, and y'all kept playing that squeaky

(32:57):
Wiell sound effect. Bruh. I damn near rolled out the
chair laughing comedy gold. Ever since then, I've been locked in.
Y'all got that rare balance of ignorant, insightful and straight
up hilarious that keeps me looking forward to each episode.
What I love most of all is y'all don't hold
back on anybody rich broke, male, female, black, white, Hispanic, Asian,

(33:19):
able bodied or handicapped, especially, everybody catches them jokes, and
for someone like me that means a lot. Too many
people walk on eggshells around folks like me, like I'm
a fragile China doll or something. But I'm just a
regular dude who happens to have some wheels instead of legs.
If y'all ever did it, If y'all ever did a

(33:40):
road segment and needed a volunteer, I roll up front
center and take it like a chair. I got thick
skin and carbon fib or spokes. I just want to
say thank you on days when the body ain't cooperating
or the world's acting extra dumb. Hear y'all chop it up?
Brings so much needed joy. Keep being unapologetically real, Keep
pushing that line. You never know who you're reaching or

(34:00):
how much you're helping somebody get through the day.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Marcus AKA will respect the hell out of you, Will
I really do do yeah, Because like, unfortunately, life give
you a bad hand, but you're not like letting it
define you still laugh at it.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Me.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
If I ever was wheelchair bound, as long as I
can still get my wing or up, I think like
as long as I can still do that, I think
I'd be okay, Like I would expect the ship talking,
but I would be like, this cock still works, Like
as long as that, as.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Long as you can slide your arms up.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Bro, man, I'd be at that gym doing all kind
of pull up and ship the stocky as fucking time.
I'd be like, it's still works. You gonna have to
move my legs open for.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Me, trying to work your way up to like the
pull up machine, like ride your wheels and hop up
and jump catch on that ship.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Just catch me when when you send me back in
the chair might get back.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
It's gonna be just dancing everywhere.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Time to get it doing that.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah on the real time, bro, appreciate that email because
at the end of the day, it's all jokes and
we're just trying to make everybody laugh and we pick
on everybody.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
So I think the people got the worst was the dwarfs,
the little people. I think they know the micro Penis
has got it the worst. I think they got it
the worst people that we've like, you know, poked a
little fun and that's what I'm talking about, the micro
Penis people.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I feel like we didn't win more on them, because
at least with the little people, they have.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
A yeah they what do we call it?

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Okay, so we have to choose.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Would you rather be a dwarf for have microphenis and
we still got the same proportions everywhere else.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I would rather be micro.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
But I have to be that at the top of
the hierarchy. Yeah, I couldn't have That's what I was
looking for. I couldn't have the big head and the
stubby arms and ship.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
I just have to look like a tall, short person.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
And you know what, there's probably a hierarchy for the
wheelchair too. You got the able body wheelchair people.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
I can move my arms.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
And then you got the ones that got the thing
that slides them back and forth.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
But like I said, yeah, but like I said, there's
a hierarchy. But the dude I saw the Jimmy I
don't know who he is, but that dude no excuse. Yeah,
I'm telling you, he only had one full on. The
other one was like to like where the elbows would be,
no legs. Bro was doing like perfect cable flyers though,
And I'm like, I ain't got no excuse.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
And I think back to when I was going to Uta.
There was this dude. Remember how on South Park they
had the one dude who had like the little things
that he walked with, like the walking sticks on his hands.
Jimmy that was the name. So this dude would coming
there every day because I was in there every single day,
and he would come in. He set his legs right,
he do squat, he'd get up, work his a little

(37:04):
way over to something else, and just be doing like
he was doing so much to us said, I have
no excuse ever to not work out, And so there
are some days when I just do not want to
get up early in the morning, and he pops in
my mind. I'm like, if that motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Can do it, I can just hear Jimmy saying, come on,
you got one more rip pussy.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
And he was actually doing weight too, Like he put
like two twenty five on her because the leg wasn't
no bigger than my fingers, and he put him under
that and put his little things to the side. And
he's now he wasn't on like the for real squad,
but he was on the Smiths machine. Yeah, still getting
that ship.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
So I'm like, yo, I've seen the dude like upper
body still work, but he couldn't use his legs no more.
Dude was pushing weight on the bench. Yeah, I'm talking
four plates. I'm like, you know how strong you gotta be?
Just all upper body, no help from the legs. Yeah push.
I'm like, that's a strong motherfucker right there.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
I hate for him.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Greet my arm.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
I'm trying to wait.

Speaker 19 (38:01):
Yeah, so let's again appreciate your email again to this
next one here, Hey, boys and risk gay.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
First off, I just want to say I love the podcast.
Y'all are so damn ignorant and unfiltered, and I live
for it. I listened religiously every week, usually while I'm
in the bath with a glass of wine with a
sensed candle. I didn't pay for the way y'all drag
men and women equally top tier. The realness is why
I feel like y'all are the only ones I can
be honest with right now, because I can't say this

(38:33):
out loud to anybody in my real life. So here goes.
I've been messing with my friends man for three years.
It started innocent enough. We were all at a birthday
dinner and I caught him looking at me from across the.

Speaker 20 (38:45):
Table, It's gonna get spicy, not in the creepy, not
in a creepy way, but the locked in eye contact
that lingers just a little too long.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
You know that look that makes your thighs twitch and
your stomach flip. Yeah, that one. From that night on,
the tension built little flirty text turning into accidental late
night facetimes compliments got bolder. He told me I was
sexy in a way that nobody else seemed to see.
And I ate that shit up, like the attention started, idiot,
I was the first time we hooked up was at
a hotel after one of her girls nights out. She

(39:18):
was passed out of her place and he didn't feel
like driving home. I should have stopped it, but I didn't.
It was like once we crossed that line, we couldn't
go back. The sex insane, like not my soul loose,
gripping the sheets, legs shaking for hours type of insaying.
I swear I saw God once and he was wearing
Nike slides, not Gucci flip flipes. Not Gucci flip flies
for Nike slides. From there it got deeper. We had

(39:41):
weekend getaways where we told people we were work colleagues.
If anyone asked, we took actual vacations Puerto Rico, Colorado,
even the weeks and Turks and Kko's last year. He'd
send me flowers randomly. He knew how I liked my state,
Excuse me, how I took my coffee at even the
exact playlist I needed to hear when I was feeling low.
I know it was wrong, but damn it felt right.

(40:02):
At times, it felt real. But last weekend he dropped
a bomb on me. Said he's proposing to her. My friend,
the same one who's confided to me about their ups
and downs, the same one who cried on my shoulder
when she thought he might be cheating, and I had
the audacity to tell her she was overthinking it. Now
he's ready to settle down. He told me we had
to end this for real. No one last time, No

(40:24):
maybe someday, just cold turkey, and I'm a mess. I
knew what it was. I knew I wasn't his future,
But after three years of being the one who knew
his secrets, his body and his heart, I thought, maybe,
just maybe I'd end up the one he chose. I
know I'm wrong. I know I'm a shitty friend, but
I also know my feelings are real. So my question is,
how do I get over someone I was never supposed

(40:45):
to love him the first place. Do I let him
walk away like nothing happened and pretend it was just
all a fever dream. Or do I burn the whole
thing down just so he can feel a fraction of
what I'm feeling. Now, y'all be honest with me. I
can take it, hell I need it. A hurt sign.
Chicken who knew better but stayed anywhere?

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Well, you and him ain't ship, just like yes, like
you and him, y'all is not ship. Y'all vacation together, y'all,
y'all like, how do.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
You even explain that to your friend?

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Like she asked, she wants to hang out with you,
but I'm I'm out of town for work. He's out
of town for work, Like your friend's stupid.

Speaker 11 (41:26):
Too, because man goes out of town the first person
calls my like, my friend be like, let's hang out,
I have extra time or whatever.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
I'd be wondering, why is it every time he's going,
You're going, I'll be wondering that. But at the same time,
y'all ain't ship, but don't blow up the spot just because, like,
you can't do.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
That because why, yeah, don't do that? What do you
get from that? Because your friend doesn't know. Your friend
has a known for three years and now they can
go on and live their life. You why why would
you blow that up?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Like, don't tell them the ugly truth? Now, it's like,
don't do that because you're gonna devastate that girl.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
You upset because he's.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Trying, because you're gonna lose your friend.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
She's gonna be here saying I want to make him
feel a fraction what I'm feeling. But you're not gonna
think how much that's gonna suck up your friend. She's
been trusting you, confiding and you she gonna say, yeah,
all those times I said, you're thinking I lied, I
was getting my back blown out by him, Like you
can't do that.

Speaker 9 (42:21):
That's yeah, just because you.

Speaker 11 (42:26):
So if you want to live, because I can tell
you my best friend told me that for three years
she was sleeping my man. I may slip her throat,
like I may cause him he's getting this cenis cut off.
But like, and you don't know how crazy people get whever.

Speaker 10 (42:45):
You know, you hit them with that.

Speaker 11 (42:47):
Type of devastation, like for somebody that close to you,
something's gonna get hurt.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
And the thing is, you knew it wasn't like it
was a secret, Like you knew what it was, and
it's your friend who you lie to.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Just let it go, and then let me tell you
two things. He's not gonna stop sucking you. He's gonna
keep doing it. And why would you even want something
with him?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
You know he's a liar.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Like if they'll cheat with you, you'll cheat on you. Like
that's just a fact. Like if y'all got together, you
really think he wouldn't still try to find a way
to fuck on her too, or fuck somebody else.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I'm just saying, don't do it.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Like this is actually a good thing for you.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Just take your l right now and just move on.
And then, like I said, at least he you knew
what it was. You even said that you knew what
it was.

Speaker 9 (43:38):
And the thing is, she's gonna end up doing the
same thing anyways again, because I mean, she her thrill
is the not getting caught, you know what I mean,
Like it's a secret, you know that's her thrill.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Right now, next year. Did you get my words here?
In three years, you're gonna remember this. Steve's at it
on the show. They funny. You have your little side, dude.
You know that you got She's likes this thrill, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (44:08):
Even just think about had she gotten with dude or whatever,
she would have gotten bored because that thrill ain't there.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
You know.

Speaker 14 (44:18):
Yeah, you're treating me good, but.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
But something I want that thrill.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
At the same time, it's like you might also not
trust dudes at all now because you've seen how this
dude was and I.

Speaker 9 (44:31):
Don't know whatever, you don't don't we're gonna hear it
from now.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Well I didn't listen. I told her and everything.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
They're still getting married, but she cut me off.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
That's exactly what happened.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I'll tell you. Go get some therapy, yeah, and then
confideing your therapists. Tell them all. I mean, you confide
it enough. I guess we're low key to your therapist
right now, but go get a real therapist, talk to them,
work through it. And if they this is really your friend,
you know, forgive yourself because she doesn't know anything, and

(45:08):
just stay away from old buddy. Because you will suck
him again if you're all around.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
Guess her own, girl, You know what I mean, she's
gonna be coming over to the big leagues.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Like you, and was really gonna happen. I don't know
how old they are, but one day he's gonna slip
up and knock her ass up. Telling you right now,
he's gonna get the friend pregnant. That's what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
But you know what, I think, we do got to
come in the dude, because he wasn't engaged. He was
just dating. He was just dating.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
No, what's going on vacas? This girl?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
He was just dating. He wasn't he wasn't married, He
wasn't engaged.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
This is why relationship, this is why the dating pool sucks.
Ass Well we're not we're not engaged.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Well we ain't. He's gonna be engage like this?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
God damn it. I was trying to help her to
see a different perspective so she wouldn't trying to ship you.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Are even though this wasn't the question. Yes, you are
an asshole, so is he, but you do you can
be redeemed. Just leave him alone, honestly, if you're gonna
stay friends with her. You gotta stop sucking them. But
here's what's gonna happen though, for real, though she's gonna
fall back a little bit. He's gonna be wondering, Dang,
I wonder if she's seeing somebody else because he's a dog.

(46:31):
He's gonna be wondering why his side ain't taking them
no more. He's gonna want some more, y'all. Ain't that fucking?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
But how long you think they're gonna last ep without
fucking or yeah, without fucking? How long you think I
think it'll get back up? I think they could probably
make another three or four year.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Oh yeah they can. They could keep this going for years.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
You know, we shouldn't be saying that. And now she's
gonna be like, you know what, there is hope. There's
no hope. It's over. Let it go.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Yeah, there's no hope. But y'all definitely could keep doing that.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, thank you for your email. Next last email we got, yo?
What's good? Fam? First off, let me say I'm a
huge fan of the pod. I've been listening since the
early days, and y'all always got me laughing on my
way to work. Now I've got a situation that's bugging me.
That's been bugging me for a minute, and I need
your ear. I'm up here in Toronto and this one's

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a bit of a wild one, but trust me, it's legit.
I need help figuring out if I'm tripping, if there's
something I miss him. So I've been seeing this girl
for a couple of months. She's dope, smart, funny, mad, chill.
Plus she's got that Toronto swag. Last weekend, Crudy, what's up, Crody?
Last week is she came over to my spot for

(47:44):
the first time. I cooked dinner, we watched some Netflix,
and everything's vibing. She stays over right cool, no issues.
But the next morning she goes into my bathroom and
I didn't think much of it, normal stuff, right, But
then she's in there for like twenty five minutes. Twenty
five minutes, fam it, And when she comes out, the
whole place smells like a luxury spa, like eucalyptus and lavender,

(48:05):
like a damn bathroom bodywork store. The direction, Yeah, no
sign of anything that even remotely resembles what should have
been in there, No smell, no sound, nothing. I'm just
thinking maybe I imagined it. But nah, when I looked
at her. She's got this little pouch in her hand

(48:25):
like a mini kid right wipes air freshener, fancy toilet paper.
It's that Bamboos stuff, you know, the one and some
kind of horrible candle. I'm like, wait, what just happened here?
She didn't even ask to borrow any of my stuff.
It was like she came prepared for a SPA treatment,
not a regular bathroom break. Is this a red flag
or a green one? Is she just super clean? Or

(48:46):
my dating someone who's got a whole secret pooping protocol
that she's can practice it for years? My boy says,
My boy say, I should just be grateful. I ain't
got a light, a match, open a window, But I'm
low key kind of concerned. Is this normal? I know
you guys keep one hundred, so I'm hoping for some
honest thoughts. Should I just let it go and chalk
it up to her being bougie? Or should I be
asking questions? Would love to hear what y'all think. Thanks

(49:08):
for all the lasting wisdom in your Maine from Toronto. Yeah,
that is a green flag for me.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Would you rather go in there and see the bowl
all smeared, and she like, nah.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Bro, she in there for twenty five minutes, like I
ain't no telling what the fuck was coming out.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Of her exactly complain about like.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
What you doing there?

Speaker 11 (49:39):
Yeah, and I'm not a public pooper, like I can't
poop a somebody else's house.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
And now, just.

Speaker 11 (49:45):
Thinking about that, that's fucking genius for a woman to
just have her little kid, like, you don't know what's
going to be a guy's house in his doctor man,
I have nothing.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
That's a green flag.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
That is a very green flag.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
So that should you shouldn't be upset.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
That's a you can't eat. She takes care of herself.
You said it smells good when she got out.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
So yeah, he got a winner. And even though she
was in there for twenty five minutes, she might have
started off. The first five minutes, it was from freshinging
that motherfucker up and then just relaxing, and maybe she
was nervous and like, okay, let me get through. Maybe
it wasn't even like a good long poop exactly. It
could have been like two to three minutes, but she
was just like, well, hey, you know what I'm saying,
funk shui funk sis.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
She probably only did about two minutes of actual ship
and the rest was just getting.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
It all nice and tight.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Yeah ship, probably boy. They ain't no motherfucker like your
homeboy said, man, be happy. That is a green flag.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
The only person you sound like sharp the on. Yes,
you pooped my house. I know you didn't just poop
my house.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Yeah, that is the only one who upset.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
There's a hotel right down the street. He took in
the line.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Is why that motherfuckers by himself, and that is why
he's going through this ship now. He probably told that
girl so many times can poop in his house, and
she said, you know what I'm gonna tell people. You
You say me, I know we.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Just had chili, but you be not leave.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Either.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
I don't even poop in this house.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
That is crazy to me how that joke God maneuvers.
But appreciate all the emails. Again, if you're listening and
you have questions, I know y'all probably be wondering, how
come y'all don't have any in my asshole? Because the
ones that I see are not good. If you have
a real in my asshole, get better, Yes, get better,

(51:36):
because them wholes. You know that you're an asshole or
you know that you're not.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
An asshole when like it's they're blatantly like clear, yeah,
that's why we haven't had it, Like we get them.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
I'm just not reading them. I'm like, no, that's not good.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Enough, like they just it's not it's not good enough
either you're too evil.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Or not evil.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
I need something where it is a fucking gray area.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
And where we can see, yes, how you could be
see both sides. Yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
So we ain't y'all. Y'all keep sending them. I'm not
reading them.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
The toothbrush tickler was what ruined it. Talking about it
tickled my tongue whenever. Yes, that's what ruined it. So
blame them.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yes, I will always say one of the greatest ones
we ever had was in the beginning with the roommate
who homeboy cared eating his food or whatever and all
the ship he did. That was the greatest in my
that I can think of that we've ever had. But
other than that, I think we might've had like two

(52:38):
or three other ones. Everything else. Man, Yeah, you knew
you were an asshole, you knew that you weren't. Let's
get back into the top of y'all. There's something deeply
unsettling about a child looking you dead in the eyes
and saying something that feels like it came straight out
of a horror movie. What's the eeriest or most unsettling
thing you personally heard the kids say? It didn't feel

(53:01):
innocent or something more. While y'all are thinking, I know,
I can tell from my dad's perspective all the shit
I used to tell him when most of y'all been around.
So y'all know this story, and I'm not gonna go
into the store, but for the new people, I had

(53:21):
a stuffed raisin and that motherfucker came to life, and
I can justin like I remember my parents looking at
each other like what the fuck is this nigga on?
Like when I told him the story about this motherfucker raising.
If you haven't heard it go binge through all the shows.
I'm not gonna tell the whole story, but just know
at the end of at the end of it, my

(53:41):
dad used to chase me with this bitch ass raising
that was alive, and at that time, like I said,
I remember telling them and I remember them both looking
at each other like what the fuck is wrong with him.
It's like is he playing or not. And I don't
know if I've said this on the show or not,
but in my late twenties, I was having a conversation
with my dad. He said, you know, as much as

(54:03):
you've talked about that thing and some of the stuff
I've seen, just these movie stuff, he said, you know,
I really do believe you now, the fact that you've
held on to that for this long. It might have
been a demonic raisin. And he said, I'm sorry I
chased you, but that's the only time and we've never
talked about it again, but that was that. So I

(54:26):
know from my dad's my parents' perspective, that's probably it.
From my perspective, man, there has been so many times
with like my kids, like I had. One time Pope
was laying in my bed. He might have been three
four years old, and we're watching TV and he just
slowly turns his head over like this way, and he's

(54:47):
like he turned his back and I thought he was joking.
I'm looking at him and he just goes back to
Washington shou what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (55:03):
I remember one time my daughter, I don't know where
we were driving, she was Logan was just he was
probably nine ten months something like that, and kaya like
out of nowhere, It's.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Like, turn it off, turn it off.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Like Logan was.

Speaker 9 (55:20):
Crying a little bit or whatever, but it wasn't like
the floud scream literally held his nose, start holding his nose,
and I was like, yo, what I was like getting shot?

Speaker 4 (55:28):
I was like, yo, where are you Joey?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Stop?

Speaker 5 (55:30):
And then like she like she stopped him.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Was like, yo, what the funtions happened?

Speaker 17 (55:38):
And then there's one time Logan was three, three or
four something like that and obviously they never met my
dad or right, and I was playing with him.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
He's like, Grandpa said he loves you. It's like what
you want to He was like, what do you say?
Grandpapa said he loves you.

Speaker 9 (55:57):
I love him too, like and but then he just
went back into.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I remember you telling me that this is weird tho.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
So yeah, those are two instes I remember for sure.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
It was just like for me, the weirdest thing I
heard from a kid was when I was a kid too.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
It's not weird. It was just fucked up.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
The dude told me, like I didn't it didn't hit
me talk I got old, he told me his brother
had been like my lested him and I ain't think
nothing of when I was younger, but he told me
like his brother would have him like dud.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
I ain't know what. I ain't know what the When I.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Got older, I was like that motherfucker's brother was like
taking advantage. But like I learned later on that like
apparently like they stepdad was doing ship to him, so
so he was started doing it a little bit. I
was like, damn, that's fucked up. But he was just
talking to me like kids, like it was just something normal.
I ain't think nothing that okay, but we ain't about

(56:55):
to do that ship. We would have played super mariost me. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (57:03):
I don't think Jalen ever, thank God never said anything
super creepy I did when I was a kid. When
I was super little, my grandfather died when I was one,
and I used to see him. Apparently I don't really
remember this, but my like I would be in the
room and be laughing and playing and talking to somebody,

(57:25):
and my mom would be like walking there, like.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Who are you talking to you?

Speaker 10 (57:27):
I'm like, I'm talking to Papa.

Speaker 11 (57:29):
And then when I was at school, she was running
late one day and I'm standing there and I don't
even know the detail of the story because in my head,
I'm like, why.

Speaker 10 (57:37):
Wasn't the teacher with me?

Speaker 11 (57:38):
But she was like, I was running late and you
were standing outside and she's like, I got the corner
and run up and she's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
And I was like, I was fun. He was sitting here.
What are you staying here with me waiting? And we were
just talking about you? And she's like, what.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
What are you? What were you talking about?

Speaker 10 (57:51):
She's like, but like I would tell her stories, like
short stories.

Speaker 7 (57:56):
I was.

Speaker 11 (57:56):
I was like two or three, but I would tell
her stories that I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Yeah, one thing my oldest daughter did do. I thought
it was just weird as fuck. She liked to act
like she was a cat for some fucking reason. It
beat me out. And then one day she did it,
but did the Undertaker eye roll, and I was like,
what the what are you doing? And she said she
was a ghost cat. I said, stopped doing that. Ship

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like that's just weird. Stop doing that, backing me out.

Speaker 11 (58:28):
I was like, what the fuck is that?

Speaker 4 (58:33):
I was like, what do you even learn that eye roll?

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Thing that that mind. It wasn't something that she said.
But when a Roar was a baby, I was staying
home with her because she had a fever. So I've
been switching between ben a drill and not being a
drill tiler, dool and moultri. I think, whichever ones you can't,
that that you can do. And so, like we were

(58:57):
sitting in bed and she's laying right next to me,
and for whatever reason, I just she had like the
because she she go from cold from me in the hot.
So I covered like a light little sheet on her,
and uh, for whatever reason, the room just got like
real quiet. So I lifted the sheet up and I
looked at her. She looked at me, and then she
blinked her eyes and she started having a feebro sieze.

(59:19):
I said, nigga, don't be doing that ship. But because
I'd gone through that ship with Apollo, maybe like three
or four years before, I knew what it was. Because
with Apollo, we had to fucking call the ambulance and
it was a fucking waste of money because they weren't
even driving fast and they were like, yeah, it's a
febrod seizure, and for whatever reason, they don't tell people
about people. Yeah, and then you just started having a seizure.

(59:40):
So I just ran some cold water and I just
had her in there. So she's all shaking the ship
and I'm just putting the water on her. She finally
gets out of it. But had that not happened with Apollo,
I'd been like fuck because her.

Speaker 21 (59:52):
But it was just it was just how she looked
at me. She's like, yeah, she looked atoked at her.
I said, bru bruh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Do y'all think sometimes kids say creepy things because that's
just what they heard on TV but from adults or
do you think it's just part of just being a kid.

Speaker 11 (01:00:12):
Yeah, I think kids are just fucking creepy. Like I
feel like a lot of them just see stuff and
no stuff that we don't ye And I'm one of
the ones that't truly believe that kids can see ghosts
or something whatever else is there. If there's something else
there and we can't see it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Oh, that reminded me. Did you a c I remember
one of his sleepover like it's like his birthday or whatever.
Did you'll have a friend named Dylan?

Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
Did?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Irp to doing he was Yeah, he cast to what Yeah,
years ago he got hit by somebody that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Was like on the motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Because he had an older sister, right, yeah, okay, and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
He used to be when we were in high school,
like he was like really heavy set. He was huge,
but okay, he lost all that week, like got in
good shape.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so before because this is one of
my mom's scary moments. So while y'all were having that
sleep over, this nigga came in my room and he said,
I'm scared and I don't know who the fuck it
was because it's dark. He's like, I'm scared. I'm like,
who the fuck is He's like I'm scared. I said,
get out of my room and he's stayed in so

(01:01:18):
like my bed's over here. Will to say the door
is like over where that door is, and all I
see is the shadow. Just leave and just go was
just the way he moved. But my mom had told
me that he came downstairs and so it went into
their room and he's like, I want to go home
because I was scared, but she just saw this little
figure and she don't pushed him and they ended up

(01:01:39):
calling the parents. But just like motherfucker take your ass
to bed.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
See see.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
I kind of sort of remember this, but I remember
your mom had reminded me when we had the little
Super Bowl watch party. I remember one time I was
there and I just woke up laden night wanted some
cereal and I went in like.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
I don't know why I did that. Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yeah, and now I'm just a big proponent all along in
my door. And so it's funny when you like your
door and you're here like klawn and scratch it out
your door like go away.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
That's what I don't miss about with floors. I would
swear I would hear somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Ye, last question on this. Have y'all ever heard a
child say something that later actually came true where they
felt like some sort of premonition.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
None, that I can think of it.

Speaker 9 (01:02:33):
I never had a dream that came yea later on,
but nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Yeah, and I know I've told this story, but I
will dream about shit and sometimes I'll see it like
a week later. Sometimes it'll be years later. And the
first time I ever I think that my parents ever
really just truly believe me on that. So when I
was probably like in second grade, third grade, I had
this dream that was being chased by vampires and I'm

(01:02:59):
running through this neighborhood and jumping through and all around
it and moving and stuff. So we were in Atlanta
and we were going to go see the Martin Luther King.
It's way different than what it was back then.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
I dream second grade.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Yeah, I had to dream second grade. We went to
Atlanta when I was in fourth grade. And so we're
driving and I said, I've been here before. They're like, no,
you haven't. I said, I have. I said, when we
go around this corner, there's gonna be a yellow house
and there's gonna be a pink house next to it.
We turned the corner, we see the yellow house the pinkhouse.
They both looking like, what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
How does this nigga?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I said, I had a dream about the vampire coming
and then like the little area that popped up came
through right there. But that's not the first time like
this is happened to me. Just through my whole life.
I'll just have dreams about shit or see stuff. Then
I'll just see you later on in life at whatever point.
So I know for my like if my parents were here,
they'd have much better, they have much more better conversation
because I said a whole bunch of fucking shit, But

(01:03:52):
then the ship would either happen or you got demonic ass,
raisins all kinds of other bullshit.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
For some reason, when I was really young, like probably
before I was ten, I kept having this dream. It
felt real. I kept having the same dream, like my
mom forgot me at church and I was stuck there
like over like like I was just stuck in the
church and it was just creepy at ship, like piano
starts playing by itself and all that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
It was scary.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
She got to the point where I started. I asked
her when I was like, have you ever forgotten me
at church?

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
No, I was like I.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Think you have, because I was like, I keep having
this dream.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
I think you forgot me once it happened earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Yeah, I was like, you probably left me when I
was like a few months old and just fucking forgot My.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Grandmother loved me, my brother. Well, I'll give her grace.
But we were going to this, uh you know that
mall off of thirty five and for Worth. It's now
like a Mexican mall, but back in the day it
used to be like a different type of mall and
they took over there. So my grandparents they had this
big ass van and so my grandmother party this. Just

(01:05:04):
as she parked, someone else came in and got so
tight that me and my brother couldn't get out. So
we're yelling at her like hey, hey, we can't get out,
but she just keeps on walking to the mall. So
we're like, Nigga is summertime. Just keep that in mind.
It's summertime. So we're like, hey, we can't get out,
and so she just keeps on walking. For some odd reasons,

(01:05:25):
she thought we could run all the way to like
we're not even close to like the front. We're like
way in the middle of the parking lot. Somehow in
her mind we ran all the way in there without her,
So she's looking around trying to figure out where we are. Meanwhile,
me my brother stuck again it's summertime, and so my
little cups got mine is like, hey see, we got

(01:05:47):
to get to the bottle because the hot air rises,
so we can't stay at Nigga, And so we're probably
in that bitch for like twenty five minutes, just drenched
in fucking sweating shit, and we couldn't get out, Bro,
and the way that they're the nigga. We were little
ass kids, man, we don't like look man looking traps.

Speaker 9 (01:06:09):
Man kids our little grades easily squeeze through the seats
and getting there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
We were Look, I was smart, but I wasn't smart.
I was like, man, let's try to survive this because
because the back doors were locked so that he just
see it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
Now said I ain't gonna lie to Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
We're doing man, no low key. I thought we were done.
At that time. You didn't hear about kids dying in
the car. But that's probably because we were built differently
to these new age bitch as kids, we didn't die,
would just be hot. And so but like I'm like,
all right, we gotta get down to the ground, stay
on the shaded parts. So we're just laying there and

(01:06:52):
I said, just breathe slowly, and we're just breathing slowly.
We're here. Just knock on the door or window. We
look up and this is cop looking at us, and
we're like, the fuck I see my grandmother like pissed
off at us, and uh she opens the door and
then he's like, guys, guys, why did you play that trick.
You said we did it. We told her we couldn't
get out the car, and she's like, I was looking

(01:07:15):
all over us, and I was like, how would we
be able to run that far away without you seeing us?
There's no way.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
I'm just trying to imagine them opening the door, y'all
falling out and rolling over the litt You tried to
kill me.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
He thought you were gonna do it that easy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
It's gonna take more than that kill me.

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
Just exhausted.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Yeah, that ship, we were so fucking dead. Then we
got in trouble for it. I'm like, why the fun will?
Because we were She was actually taking us there to
go do something. So I'm like, why the fun will?
We stay in here and the whole purpose of us
was to go here and go do this fun ship.
I'm gonna see the ac remembers this ship and the
Forever used to get whoopings all the time. I'm gonna

(01:07:58):
see this nigga remembers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
At least what's a week at minimum?

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Come on, heye, see, pick up the motherfucker phone.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
What's that, brother?

Speaker 22 (01:08:09):
Pick up the motherfucker phone. See, hey, guys, you cat
me on the ship. He ain't gonna pick up. Oh
there you a see.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
You remember that time we got trapped in that the
van at the mall and we got in trouble these
mother dear said, we weren't uh do you remember that
fright ass the mall? Whenever we were with mother Deer
and we got trapped in the van like we were
trying to get out that that Mexican mall off of
thirty five. Mother dear was taking us to go do

(01:08:43):
something and we couldn't get out, and so we were
laying on the ground because we were hot.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
Do you remember that at all?

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Okay, well, all right then if you don't remember, it's
all good. Remember that, yeah, all right, then you probably
put it out your mind. Thee be all the all
the extra ship. You just blocked that, all right? Man?
It was a heat exhaustion, That's what I said, that
the heat exhausted guy. Yeah, I was like exhaustion.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
He was like, I can just imagine him now.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
He put the phone down, picked up a glasses, and
I thought, we got pasted.

Speaker 22 (01:09:25):
From me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
You don't bringing this ship up. I don't even know
why I picked up the phone anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Man, He remembers that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Normally he remembers the story, but if he didn't, he
he might have blost it up.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
He remembers when he tried to he left my cousin
Brandan for dead.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
He fell in the creek and he.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Was, I'm trying to check on my cousin.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
He's been forgetting me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
He's dead.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Forgetting me, he's dead.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
We was in some creep and like he fell like
down this hill and like, I'm not trying to check
the straight up dead.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
It just took off.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
From we were like thirteen. He said, forget him, he
is dead. It just took off. God, I guarantee you
he'll remember that one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Oh man. So we had another topic, what's the best
type of sex? But we can do it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
We gotta time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
We've been doing it for a while. But if y'all
want to, we can get in.

Speaker 18 (01:10:29):
We save next week, said, I don't care if. Yeah,
we'll save for next time. Oh my god, we're gonna
start that, uh from I missed you too. We shouldn't
be doing this. Actually yeah, I do want to say
because I want to add some ship to it. But
for those of y'all who tune in religiously every week,
thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
From the bottom of our heart because y'all continue to
help us grow even though we haven't fulfilled none of
our promises. That there's been no change in the song
that we we've been saying we want check his song.
Like two and a half years, there's been no video footage.
And I bought three cameras. I have three cameras, but
I just feel like we need to have like the

(01:11:09):
backdrop ship. And I do want to bring back our
old microphones where everybody had their own individual microphone and
see how that works.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
Yeah, we did do that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Yeah what else? What else? There's been a lot of
shit from AC's drunk ass leaving from the time that
y'all got on Steven for Uh, what the fuck did
you get on you for?

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Yeah, they said he was he wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Yeah for that ship, and the motherfucker came through from
risk A always fucking up the ship by hitting the
table to Eddie telling motherfuckers to leave him and for me, just.

Speaker 9 (01:11:56):
By the way, this is Tony's way of saying he
loved y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Yes, this is the most sentimentally y'all will ever get. Tony,
don't cry.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
That's it. I'm not I'm not gonna argue with you.
I'm just gonna be like it, gonna be blunt with
and called.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
The acs passionate rants. No on the fashion.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
I was I was. I was hoping y'all were gonna
throw in some ship about me. That's why I like
kind of pause for a second. Yeah, I'm trying to
think I was like just me just being a dickhead.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Really, that's about it, because an emotionless prick.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Yeah, that's that's about it. But all of that, and
y'all continue to listen to us and continue growing our numbers.
So thank y'all so much. I promise y'all. I know
we've been making these empty promise, but I promise y'all
one day you will see us. But I just love
the anonymity.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Yeah, that's pressure. Gonna have to get in shape again,
like in good shape. I'm not trying to have him
see me and I'm not in my best shape.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I feel you feel. I feel the constant back and
for call was yo yo. Yeah, we were for real
be yo yo all the time. Right now, right now
it's EP's turn. I'm kind of I'm in there. My
face is on the slim, but I'm back on the
cut grind, and then Steven's the skinniest one right now,

(01:13:14):
and then before you know, Steve will come back. He'll
have the chunky face. Yeah, it just I'm back on
the cut. Man got to well, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
That's when y'a ain't gonna see noming wear a mask
all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Because Steve can go through the streams though. He'll go
crackhead skinny. No, look, get dad by right now. He
right now, he's in, he's in, He's in shape shape,
he in shape shape. So appreciate y'all. Go to Google
type of funny three o's with the H. Anything that
has to do with us will pop up. Continue sending
those emails the show zero three two at gmail dot com. Again,

(01:13:51):
that's the show zero three two at gmail dot com.
If you send a in my asshole, it better be
fucking good. Stops sending shitty ass in my ass call.
I'm not reading them. Everybody else, Thank y'all for y'all emails. Uh,
Steve J, how can they get at you on I G?
At the real that's me risk a risk g e P.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
First off, they have been able to find us on
I G because like that lady said, yeah, she found
me somehow, but yeah, it's black Superman.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
On I g would say E P five H you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
Can't because most people can't even find mine. But she
found it somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
And when it comes to my Instagram, it's miss November
two k five, Miss November two k file.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
She's still recovering from yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
It's mister n no v E M B E R
two k five. Listen to your kids and if you
don't know, now you know peace.

Speaker 8 (01:15:03):
I just want to thank you for listening to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
You're home with us, laugh with us.

Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
Now we gotta go controversial, thought provoking. It's a guarantee
if you tune in, we'll show why. Then get your
watching me.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
You have a busy life, man, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
That you got options. But every Wednesday, you know it's on.
We're gonna keep this party rocking. Just tune in and
jail out. You'll never know what we'll talk about. You
want to thank you for helping us grow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
If you don't know, well, now you know.

Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
Riding with us, high side with us, getting fled with
it's gonna live with us kind of high fitness.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Never stop with us.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
I believe we will always have a good show. If
we go, it's the show. It's the show. That's the end.
Gotta go, gotta go, we gotta go. And for riding
with us, high side with us, getting fled with U's
gonna live with It's kind of high fitness.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Never stop with us.

Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
You will always have a good show. If we go,
it's the show. It's the show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
That's the end.

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
There's no move. Hey, thanks for tuning in into the show,
the show, the show. Hey, thanks for tuning into the show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
The show, the show. Hey, thanks for tuning in into
the show.

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