7.8.25 Texas Scam and a Terrible Driver

This week’s episode of *Ooooh They Funny* was a wild ride through real-world chaos, hilarious truths, and pure snack-fueled shame. The fellas kicked it off with the intense Central Texas flooding, questioning why it didn’t make bigger national headlines and how flash floods — like the Guadalupe River jumping 26 feet in 45 minutes — remind us that climate change and emergency preparedness aren’t just political buzzwords. They also got into the wild irony of Mexico sending help while U.S. politics stay messy, and asked if it’s time to rethink where we build homes and camps. Then they pivoted to Prime Day and exposed it as the scam it really is — fake discounts, warehouse clearance, and impulse buys like voice-controlled toilet lights nobody asked for. Riding with terrible drivers brought out some hilarious and nerve-wracking stories of white-knuckled passengers praying for survival, while “Because They Know Me, They Don’t Ask” hit that perfect blend of funny and deep — are you just *that* friend or are people too comfortable ignoring red flags? The episode wrapped with “Snaccidents,” a painfully relatable segment on destroying whole bags of snacks in a blackout of shame. From storms to sales to snack addictions, this one had it all.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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of the thought it, then it's something they can.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Mention, make you laugh, make you cry. Have you looking
at your friends like tell me why?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
How could he?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
What did she did?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
They say that the MG I can't replease play that back?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Put the kids to bad because it might get ronch.
You didn't like to welcome y'all to our private part.
I think it's safe to say these amigo type asuitos
got them yelling.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay, I told her world they'd have messed up. Now
we'd have took the catfaff ain't gonna hold him down.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Sitting back, relex.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Its time and start the show.

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There's no topic.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
That they won't there to go, sit back, relax, Its time.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I start this show.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Show time.

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That means it's time.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Showtime is the place to beat. Showtime is the place
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Speaker 1 (01:58):
We did?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, cool because he threw me off again. Brother Steve
supposedly is coming. But if not, then we know that
he probably ran into that cop at CBS that told
him he couldn't be out. But the first thing I
gotta say to you guys is the year's almost over.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You're gonna buy very if and fast. So I hope
you people out there and enjoy your life. Don't take
it for granted for me because it's short. Don't get
shipped like my brother catching shit since he finally admitted
that he caught that hand feeding mouth shit or whatever

(02:44):
the hell he caught. And we got a lot to
talk about today. We're gonna be talking about the flooding
in Central Texas. Why Prime Day is a scam?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Riding with a.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Terrible driver because they know, actually, no, that is not one.
We're gonna be talking about a SNA accident. And before
we get to any of that, y'all know what time
it is, So let's.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Get to and now it's time for things not talk.
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Speaker 2 (03:28):
As always Big US to Louseills over there off for
Maine and Broad. First thing we're not gonna talk about.
The US lost to Mexico in the Concast Championship in Houston, Texas.
I watched part of it and then I had life
because I knew they were gonna lose, but I did
like the fact that they were up ahead, and I
was like, hey, y'all made it to the championship. But

(03:48):
all the teams that they beat to get to the
championship we were supposed to beat. And the US men's
team just sucks at talker. I'm not I'm not annoyed.
There's two parts to it. One, our best players don't
play soccer, so and the other part of it is

(04:10):
the youth soccer league. The way it's basically, it's paid
to play, and so the kids that might be way
better can't afford to play, where in other countries. If
you're really good, they'll just put you on the team,
and we don't do that here. So that's why we
get basically all the guys that you see, their parents

(04:30):
had money. Our athletes go to football and basketball, but
if it was cheaper, we might actually have some athletes
that go to soccer because all it takes is.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
That one.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yes, all it takes is that one great black athlete,
and all of a sudden, we want to play, just
like we wanted to play golf, just like now we're
starting to dominate swimming. It's not that's that's why it's
in America. It's paid to play, just like they're trying
to make basketball more expensive.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
With au it's a ball. You can literally play soccer anywhere, Yeah, anywhere.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
And that's why all around the world is the number
one sport because it's so simple. Whatever, USA, we will
continue to lose football.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I'm sorry. I don't want them thinking we're civilized, right, Yes, football.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Ts A has ended the practice of shoe removal as
technology has gotten much better at the airports, Yes, which
means the airport lines will be faster. That's yes, nothing
we're not gonna talk about. They're now saying that Epstein
list didn't exist, which we know.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Who a lot now, it didn't exist because the president's
on there.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
And a couple of judges, all of them, all of them,
all of them.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
But you know who probably wasn't even on there? Did?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I bet did was advent for his party weren't as wild.
I bet Diddy's pop parties were more wild than he
didn't have there?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Who didn't he didn't have? Yeah, he had when he
was a money didn't hold up the cord?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Uh, nothing we're not gonna talk about, ironically did He
basically won his case, but we don't know what he's
when he's getting out yet. And the last thing we're
not talking about Olympians. Simone Biles got a boob job
and I respect it.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Let's take a look at this. I'm happy for her.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
It's the top.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, that's why, That's why I respect it. Yeah, what
made you look at it?

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Bisexual les.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Popped up on your feet.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
You said, let me go click on this real quick,
let me see them.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
So let's get into it, y'all. July, that was a
hit man.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Let me say, I'm telling.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
It was a sudden little mips ay. So July fourth,
is is something we gotta talk about.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Not only was it a Independence day and we didn't
have to work while the Brits had to work, we
gotta talk about what really happened with the Central Texas flooding,
and uh, you know what it says about where we're
at right now. Like when y'all first heard about the
flooding in Central Texas, did you realize it was that
serious or did it kind of fly under the radar
for you.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
One of my coworkers told me about it. He said, hey,
you get about that shit happening in Kerrville or whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm like, I don't even know what the fuck that is.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
And then he may it seem like it was like
around here, Yeah, but he's at the time. He said,
it was like thirty two people had died, right, So
when I went to checked later, it was like the
seventy people.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Damned, I said, shit.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
So when I heard about it it was at twenty.
It was like when I think the night after actually
the night of Friday night, Saturday morning, whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
So I woke up in the middle of the night
or whatever.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
And it was a twenty and then literally like five
minutes later, it's twenty five.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Okay, you know sucks, I really hope.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
But then the next day it was at fifty. Then
I went to like seventy eight, and now it's like over.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
One hundred, and I'm like, yeah, damn. Like from what
I heard, apparently they didn't even know it was about
the rain like that.

Speaker 9 (08:31):
It's not because we don't have the meta religius anymore.
Whoever does other.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I mean that was part of wasn't part of the
bill or something like that? Right, Well, they've taken out
before before, right, Yeah, they part of the twenty twenty
five twenty five.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Adulge, and I can imagine.

Speaker 9 (08:48):
I know this is a little bit off topic, but
they're talking about how bad our hurricane.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Season it's gonna be because they can't predict exactly when
or how hard it's gonna hit out because they don't
have the weather balloons anymore.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
They sent out as many.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
A lot of different things going into that. For me
was interesting because they talked about July fourth, But one
of my friends lives down there and she'd asked me
about it earlier in the week, like before July fourth,
and she was like, did you hear about the girls
and I was like, no, what are you talking about?
She was like the river flooded some thinking it's just
like a little small number of the way that she's
talking about it. And then July fourth hit. That's actually

(09:28):
July third. I think they started kind of talk about
it here, but July fourth is when it actually hit
like the national waves. And then it seems like now
it's it's for real national because before it was like
more regional stuff. But when I first heard about it,
when she first told me about it, I'm just kind
of like that, you know, I thought it was like
a little small group. So I was like, man, this sucks.

(09:50):
I didn't realize the enormity of how big it is.
Not to say anybody losing their life, it's just like
the thing. But I'm like, they probably don't have it
up here, because you know, we got gun islands and
all kinds of other shit up here, so it probably
wouldn't be them.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Now that I see.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
It, it's like, damn, And let me ask you all this.
Why do you think some disasters get all the attention
and others barely made noise?

Speaker 6 (10:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (10:14):
I mean even when the I guess it was the
aftermath of a hurricane, the tropical storm head in North Carolina.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
They were saying that like FEMA.

Speaker 9 (10:22):
And everybody pulled out, they didn't go to help the people, and.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Nobody talked about it. Because I have a friend who had.

Speaker 9 (10:28):
Family up there and she was she was like, Oh,
it's a big government conspiracy because there's literally nobody was
talking about it and an entire town flooded out.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Nobody talked about it.

Speaker 9 (10:40):
But and maybe this one got more traction too, because
there was a lot of kids involved.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Could be because a lot of times we hear about
those tornadoes or we hear about it and it's just
here today, gone tomorrow. Yeah, this is actually taking life
on its own. And you have I saw some dude
I was watching the news with my mom earlier day
and some dudes on.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
There talking, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
I went into this building on the second floor in
the rain was so high, and the and the girls
they were all singing church.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
No they weren't. They were screaming because they were about
to die. They were not.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Fucking oh singing church songs. Like stop lying, just tell
the truth. Why we gotta lie about all the ship
all fake tears and stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I don't care not to mention.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
Like the posts are or some of them are ridiculous,
like the some of I don't know if you seen
the one where it had the bus full of kids
that were singing church songs and they were like, oh,
those weren't even rescued kids. Those are the ones that
were evacuating when it happened, because none of them had
any dirt, like, they weren't completely clean, so they weren't
like rescued kids. They were literally the ones that evacuated

(11:43):
right when it happened because they were able to get out.
But the media like twisted it because they were you know,
it was a church camp, so they were singing songs
while they were driving out in the bus, but they
weren't rescued, like they were like, oh, look at these
these pack of kids that were rescued. I'm like, no,
these are not the one that are that are so
waited to hear about.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Like you said the dude Ryan time Man, they were
singing church songs. Yeah, he said that.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
They were on the second floor of a building and
somehow they got up there to say them they were
singing church songs instead of screaming for their lives.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I said No, they weren't. Now, if it had been some.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Adults in a cult, maybe, but I'm not.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm just I'm just not seeing some little kids seeing
water come up.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
They have probably seen some of their friends wash away,
like oh yeah, we're gonna sing this Medes from ring Down.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I just don't see that happen.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
So I would just feel guilty.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I could be singing on the bus, knowing some of
my friends.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
And going and but the youth cast like, well they
didn't believe, Like so that's why you're on the bus
and they're.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Gods?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
I feel so bad for the search and rescue people.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
I mean they're looking under the blankets and yeah for
like bodies, and I'm like, oh, what if like you
found one, I would literally you can never forget that,
Like they found like and then they found two girls
alive in a tree like that was good.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
That swept away, which is crazy when you think about it.
The because the river roads like twenty six feet and
forty five minutes. So the fact that they were up
in a tree. Yeah, because I saw a video where
some people were on this bridge and you have people
on this side, people on this side. First they were
staying on the bridge. It's like, hey, it's it's coming in.
So they go to the side and you see the
water just keep rising and it goes above and it

(13:37):
starts to spread and then they're like, oh wait, just
coming through the like the tree line. So they start
taking off running and it's just like how fast they
came through. It was crazy. But have y'all ever been
caught in some kind of crazy rain, like flash flood
or a tornado that had nothing to do with a
flash flood?

Speaker 4 (13:54):
I mean it's a natural disaster.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
This is about a flash flood anything like that like that, But.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I mean because I mean, I mean, we all been
in the tornado.

Speaker 8 (14:05):
I mean like literally I've been in one, lifting our
car up and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
But yeah, like it was I remember flood now going.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I've never been in a flood, but I have seen
because there are some parts of Arlington where like when
they say flash flood, they're talking about these particular parts
because I've seen that water rise up and I think
the closest thing I've seen. So there's this park in
my neighborhood and there's like this part where they like

(14:36):
dug down deep where you can like have like soccer
fields and all kinds of practice fields down there, So
it's if you were to walked down and you stuck
like a tape measure, it's probably about like twenty five
thirty feet like deep.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
If there was water in there.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
There was one time it rained so much it actually
filled up to where it looked like we had a
lake in our neighborhood. I was just like God, because
I guess something that got clogged up or something, but
it looked like we had like a little water a
little a little.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Late in that. Muh.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
But I'm you know, I've seen the people try to
drive through the little water things, which I think is dumb,
especially if you're in a little small car. But I
haven't actually experienced just being in like a crazy situation
where shit is flooding. And I know I got homeboys
in Houston. They experienced that ship, but I can't think

(15:29):
of anything we had like a crazy flood up here.
Oh there was that apartment, not not where you stayed at,
but close by. They got flooded out over there off
of by Children's World. Oh yeah, because I think they
knocked them down because it kept flooding there all the time.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Because that that dog parks are now. Shit. I remember
it wasn't like a crazy flood.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I remember it was my fresh year and my dad
was taking me to the mall and you know where
that if you're on Arkansas hiding.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
East you get by booing is that little ahead of
the old car wash? Shit? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I remember one time water was rising heavy ship. It
fucked up the inde in his car. So stuff the hell.
I ain't had no cell phone at the time, so
my dates at the time got stood up. Yeah, but
when I got back to the house, I swear I
ain't standing you a car for it.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Just die like there's too much water.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
He was just lying so and I had a lot
good yet I was only fourteen.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
So Risky mentioned this, but uh, just to kind of
touch on the more, do y'all think the flooding is
going to get worse because Trump's got rid of so
many of these emergency things, whether it's hurricanes like blizzards.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Do we think it's gonna be a lot more people
dying from it? For sure?

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (16:51):
And I'm scared about the hurricane season because you know
that literally.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
That half the year.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, I'm like, just say half the fucking year.

Speaker 9 (17:03):
But can imagine, like I'm not predicting, like you know
how fast those things turn and pick up or drop,
Like nobody's.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Going to be prepared.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Could you imagine, like let's say we didn't have any
type of media or just at all. Could you imagine
like we got one of them Katrina's or that other
crazy buse that came through and fucked everything up and
nobody knows until like to us, like we need to
know that, Hey, this thing's coming, you got about a
week to evacuate.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
We need that ship.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
And you know, I understand most of the stuff that
they're getting rid of is just for white supremacy or
for rich people, But I don't understand what what was yes,
something that affects everybody? What was the purpose of technical Is.

Speaker 9 (17:45):
There going to be real mad this year when they
get what's that crazy white lady that.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Built the one that was talking about crowd about the whatever.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
So she presented at that later talk about that. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:02):
Yeah, she presented a bill to stop having and I
don't know if it got passed or whatever, but you
know they can put stuff in.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
The air like to cause changes in yeah, the rain,
and so.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
She presented a bill to cancel that, you know, completely.
So I don't know if it got passed or anything
like that, but when I read that, I was like,
I thought you could predict, you know what I mean,
Like I thought you weren't able to do that. That's
what we were taught, right, No, you can't make weather, blah
blah blah. But they showing that you can put chemicals
in the air, and they literally listed like the chemicals

(18:38):
that you can put in the air to cause like.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Understore them damn planes that go I saw. I saw
maybe about fifteen years ago. It was a YouTube video
where these guys created a cloud. It was in the
Middle East, and they created a cloud. The cloud went
up into the air and about thirty minutes later started raining,
and then they were talking about so the conspiracy, theoris
are starting to them out and to me it looks

(19:01):
like kool aid. But supposedly, whenever you see the clouds,
the rain water that comes out is blue instead of clear.
And so they were showing how like there was blue
like before the flood came, it had been raining, and
they were shown like how like the water light had
collected and it was blue. I don't know if it
was true if it was some kool Aid power aid
type ship.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
But well, I'm surprised they've used it on Chicago. Do
you think they would like it would just flood out
of them. They just keep coming, babies.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
And no, we're gonna keep dropping these military green weapons
in the middle of neighborhood. Have you wondering how to
even show it up? I don't know how you get
this rock.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
And something else that that just came to my mind
is like, this is again just more evident. Whether they
put stuff in the air or whatever, this is just
more evidence that we're going through like climbing change the
fact because it's been rain and something, it never rains
as much June and July. We've never had rain like
I get I have.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Been in the nineties in July a long time.

Speaker 9 (20:06):
We've at least seen the hundreds majority of the time,
maybe a few.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
But back in the day, even just ten years ago,
we were hitting one hundred.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
By like late Main Yes, yeah, late May hit one.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Hundred even said honestly made hell April, who was getting
already ninety, like low nineties.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
But now we haven't we've hit a hundred yet. I'm
not gonna lie. We have another snowbock lips.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
I'm so fucking down.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
For that ship.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Don't it went out?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
We have gas.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
That's why I've been still in Firewood.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
I'm ready for that. We gotta.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
I've mean, I enjoyed the snow when we get it.
Our problem is we got people down in Austin who
just refused to join the other power grid so that
we don't lose our power. That's that's the issue right there.
And because people keep moving here, there's so many people
using it that we keep having these little black hell
I had a blackout about a month and a half ago.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, just because it's like, what the fuck, just a
random ass black guy.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I was like, huh, but yeah, like this whole summer,
I've been turning my sprinkles on one talk.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
My grass is green as fuck, believe. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
This was the most I've ever seen it rain in
like June ever. Yeah, because it used to be April showers,
May Flower. It rain like a month in May and
June it rain.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
And even rained some in Marsh, Like it's been raining
every month. I'm with it, but I don't like it.
Whenever it takes the kids out not at all. So
my last thing on this is can we please stop
building ship in like flood areas because if you go.

Speaker 8 (21:44):
To the camp area that was that was the other
thing with this, that whole camp room with little girls
that got lost in this. The campgrounds apparently is like
built down into whatever. I guess for water to be
able to see ben and just like cas cause catastrophe.

(22:06):
And uh, I guess this campground was like pretty popular too.
I guess like a lot of people went whatever and
this is like a church campground and they went every
year and this is their church thing.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
And sure enough, like you know, that flood came in.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
But yeah, Steven, do you think this is gonna stop
people from going to church now?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
No, people will keep going, man, people take your ass church.
You think they'll stop going to church camp though?

Speaker 8 (22:34):
Nah, it's not at all.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Don't be back next year.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
I don't know, man, if that happened, I've not sit.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
In the back.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Be like me, stay at home enjoying the Sunday. You
wouldn't have swept away head.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Been Prime Day rolls around every year with a bunch
of height. But it's actually a deal or just a
dressed up scam because to me, it feels like, you know,
they bowled these prices to say limited time and that
I'll just tell y'all just for myself. So I've been

(23:14):
checking out this dishwasher I was thinking about getting, but
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I didn't buy it.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Because I kept seeing all these little damn commercials and
ads for Prime Days coming, Prime Days coming. So I'm like, Okay,
I'll just wait till Prime Day. So this washer has
been five thirty this whole time, for the past two
and a half weeks has been five thirty.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
No, it's still five.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Thirty, but they put a little sticker by it that
said once was seven forty five, now it's five thirty.
So I was like, what the fuck? And there was
something else I wanted to buy, and just an ironing board.
My ironing board broke, so I was like, I just
wait till Prime Day. This should go go go down.
It's like thirteen dollars, Get on there, it's thirteen dollars.

(23:59):
Was twenty for thirteen dollars. I'm like, none of this ship,
all this shit is fake because.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
Other people aren't like you, like they don't kind of
track it, you know what I mean, Like which is
I'm the same way.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm the same way.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Like our most.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Sales are like you gotta at least go down a
little bit.

Speaker 10 (24:14):
No, they don't even have you not seen the videos
from like Walmart and where the people will go and
like pull the paper the thing behind it, and their
sale mark is their sale price is usually the exact
same as the regular price.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
But they're like, oh, we rolled it down, we rolled
it back. It was his price, and and like it was,
it's not a sale. They just they mark it to
look like a sale.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (24:35):
And that's the key words. It's like because to us,
you know, the purchaser of you know, the consumer, you know,
we're looking at that price. Oh it was, oh shit,
it was seven hundred and thirty dollars. I'm getting it
for five hundred now, okay, but you've been to keep
your eye on it trying to see if it's gonna
be on the sale. And again, people don't do this
like it's something I do. Like I'm not gonna sit

(24:57):
there and immediately buy. It's something it's in this necessity
and I needed immediately. Yeah that's a different story, but
it's something that I want.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
And just I can wait it out.

Speaker 8 (25:05):
I wait it out probably a little bit, and then
see if I can get it for a smaller amount.
But people aren't smart when they see, you know, when
they have that money in your hands. You know, a
lot of people are not smart to just like, see
if it's actually a deal because it was nineteen.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Ninety nine and nine. But then I look at a
Black Friday. Those are actual deals sometimes.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Sometimes, well when my video games is a deal because
twenty nine nine is way better than sixty.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, yeah, take that.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
Shit has a lot of third party companies. They're not
gonna knuck all those down.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Like I just feel like Prime makes so much damn money.
They could give them a little.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Something, but they won't, like they yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Fuck Prime. Is there.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Have y'all ever bought Let's say you didn't scout anything
out like me, Has there ever been something that you saw?
I'll tell that you bought. Then after words, you kind
of googled it or whatever the case may be, and
you're like, damn, man, I paid the same ship or.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I'm not gonna lie. There's the time I just bought something.
I'm like, I'm happy with this price.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
I didn't I didn't think let me make sure I
didn't get ripped off line to me, damn it.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's just like, well, maybe, okay, maybe you didn't check
out the prices or anything that you ever bought, and
you were like, this ship fucking sucks, but it was
on sale, so you bought it.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
But all the time, go ahead and name some ship.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
I don't even know, Like I buy stuff all the time.
It's completely useless to be relevant. But it was on sales,
so I feel like I need to get it.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
My favorite thing was this journal that you got like
five years ago.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
I wrote it once.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
No, I wrote in it one time, bro, she bought
some ship and I wrote.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Right now, I remember.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
You're like, tell me when you see this, and it
was like four years.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Okay, is this your handwriting?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Dumb ship? I said, I think not. I think five years.
I think.

Speaker 7 (27:07):
Like that.

Speaker 9 (27:09):
And I was like, because I was cleaning one day
and I found it. I was looking through and I
was like, that's the picture. I was like, is this
your handwriting?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Is this?

Speaker 9 (27:16):
Did you write this? And he was like did you
just find it? You haven't used it before?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Okay, No, couldn't buy that.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I like to journal.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Mother fuck you don't like you got a whole candle
you need.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Said, I like to journal, write my thoughts.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Then, man, I know the you do nothing.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I want to out here to waste the money.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
So I wanted it, you see it, want it by
I own it.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
But we're gonna take a break when we come back.
We got some emails. You're listening, Oh they funny.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
Fellas. You can't let keep doing this, taking your old
spice deep pydration where I low body wash. It's unacceptable. King.
She's gonna have to under shame that you got your
own groom.

Speaker 11 (28:11):
You need a deal, she might say, boy, please, what's
your's mine?

Speaker 6 (28:17):
I'll buy moil be just fine.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
What if she don't, don't go, don't let her bring
up the gut call let her know me.

Speaker 12 (28:24):
She tell him and time again she's been taking your spicyphydration.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Me.

Speaker 11 (28:33):
You gotta say, you gotta speak up for yourself.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Don't let her you sail.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
There's nothing that to all my guys. Never let your
skin go dry, and always keep an eye on your
old spice body lotion and body wash because men have
skin too.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
And you're listening to ooh they funny Local National Global.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
So we got three emails today. First email we got, Yeah,
what's good, guys, big fan of the show. Been rocking
with y'all for a hot minute. Let me just dive
into it. So I've been messing around with this woman
for a few years now. We met at a mutual
friend's birthday party, and it was never supposed to be
anything serious. We just vibed real easily, talked a little

(29:37):
trash over spades, and ended up ended up linking later
that night. After that, we just kept We just kind
of kept it going off and on at first, but
eventually turned into a regular thing. She hit me up,
I slide through, and we keep it low key. I
wasn't looking for anything serious. Neither was she, or at
least that's what I thought. Over time, we started doing
more than just hooking up. She started staying the night, cooking,

(29:59):
talking to me about her goals, her dreams, her family.
I ain't gonna lie. I liked it still do. We
laughed hard, We got chemistry, and honestly, she gets me,
like really gets me. Now here's the real shit. I've
been her side, dude this whole time. All right, she'd

(30:23):
been with her boyfriend the entire time. We've been messing around.
Yeah I knew, Yeah I know, Yeah I knew. Oh okay,
yeah I knew.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I know. I know how it sounds.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
And it never bothered me before because I told myself,
ain't no feelings, this is just fun. But somewhere along
the lines, feelings started creeping in, and now I'm sitting
here realizing I actually care about this woman and I
don't know what to do with that. The messed up part.
I can't even fully trust her. I mean, I mean
how can I. I'm literally the proof that she'll cheat.
She's been lying to her man for years, so even

(30:54):
if she did leave him, how would I ever feel
secure being with her for real? So now I'm stuck
in this weird spoy. I care about her, but I
also know what she's capable of. Should I have a
conversation with her and tell her how I feel and
risk blowing everything up? Or do I fall back and
leave it alone before I catch feelings any deeper? Appreciate
y'all reading this long ass email. I know I'm putting
myself in this position, but I'm just trying to figure

(31:15):
out what the hell to do next.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Bro fall back, fall back, because or just don't say
anything and keep doing what you're doing. Yes, because like
you already said it, That's what I've always thought because
back when I was a dog, if I was messing
with somebody who had somebody and they're like, y, I'm
gonna leave him for you, I'm like you better not.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Don't do it because I'm not gonna be with you.
You can't be trusted. You're a liar and a cheater.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Like you, you need to talk to your freaking self consciousness.
I know your self consciousness is out here talking about
but it's not your turn.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
It's not your turn. Think about it. You've been laid
up next to her. Her the most brilliant lie she's
come up with. You know what she's capable of. That's
not even her best work. There's probably another dude you
don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
About, and why mess up? Mess it up?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Like, go find you another thing. And the thing is,
y'all both can have this, y'all can be yo. Yeah, y'all,
y'all could both still do what you need to do
because apparently the sex is great, because that's why you've
been in it for this damn long, knowing that she's
out here sucking some other dudes.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Man, did and still kissing you feelings for it? I
don't get that. You know what she's capable of. I
couldn't do it.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
Yeah, yeah, you let it go, bro, let it or just.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Keep doing what you're doing and couple feelings.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Bro, I mean you need to go find you. Yeah,
if you're gonna get you, what are you trying to do?
Is really the thing?

Speaker 3 (32:44):
He's trying to find a connection, Like Tony said, he
can find one but still have her. Yeah, exactly, because
she can't have a more accompassing yeah, and say no,
you're cheating on her.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
We both thought so y'all, y'all, y'all will have a
strong bond through lies. Yes, did each other's waiting a shit?
She's like, yeah, that's my friend. Oh man, I heard
all about you, my boy. Yeah yeah. Is she always

(33:15):
talking to Yeah? I appreciate.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, but you know what to do, do not do
not try to know, and she might cut you. She
might be like you knew what the fuck this was before.
She might have some older brothers who tired of the game.
She's like, Hey, no, you're my outlet because he doesn't
provide what I need.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
No, we're gonna hear from him next year February sixteenth,
and I said, well, after I took her out on Valentine,
she left me.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Damn cold blood. Hey, boys and riskue. Let me just
start by saying, I love the podcast. Y'all cracked me
up every week, but also be dropping gems in between
the last. So I figured maybe this was the right
space to bring something I've never said out loud. I'm
a professional gold digger, not even go sugarcoated. I made

(34:01):
a career out of dating wealthy men who could fund
my lifestyle. I didn't come for money, and I've been
on my own since I was seventeen. Stripping got me
in the room, but playing the game got me through
the door.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Who's it? Oh yo?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
After a few years, After a few years, I figured
out exactly how to move, be fine, be fun, and
be gone before they try to act like they owned me.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Is that what you do?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Over the years, I've had arrangements with pro athletes, real
estate guys, a hedge, fun dude, and even the sixty
one year old oil exe who used to fly me
to Aspen just to sit in a hot tub with
him and eat steak. I never had to love him,
just make them feel like they were the king of
the castle. They paid for rent, trips, clothes, even a
damn tesla. At one point, I never felt bad about

(34:53):
it because they always knew what it was and honestly
they were I never felt bad about it because they
oh and honestly they were using me too. But something's
different now. I've been seeing this new guy. He's a
younger entrepreneur, early forties, divorce, good money, way, less flashy
than the others, and I actually like him. We vibe
for real. He makes me laugh, listens to me talk

(35:16):
about stuff that has nothing to do with how I look,
and he doesn't treat me like I'm disposable. At the
same time, I can tell he sees me as a
kept woman, like he shows love with guests. But there's
always this little energy, like your mind because I pay
for you, and I hate that. I don't want to
feel honed, even if I even if I used to
be cool with it. Lately, I've been wondering if I'm

(35:39):
just tired of the game. Maybe I've played the role
for so long I forget what it's like to just
be with someone because you want to, not because it's
a transaction. If I walk away from this lifestyle, then
what I've got no real resume, no backup plan, and
I'm scared I wouldn't know how to do normal. So
my question is what now? Do I try to make
something real with this man, even if it means breaking

(36:00):
out of everything I've known? Or do I keep playing
my role and remind myself that feelings don't pay bills.
Let me know what y'all think. Sincerely, gold digger with the.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Conscience, This gold digger she was, yes.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
If I wish she did not, But I'm saying I'm
gonna say late twenties maybe, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, Well, I will say this.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
I commend you for being honest about not having any
real skills and all this other ships saying that like
you don't know what you would do because some people,
a lot of women think it's gonna last forever, and
it won't. I think that if you really like the dude,
I mean, see where it goes. But while you still
look good, you know.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah, because that the clock ticking, Yeah, that clock is
digging at your value for being a gold digger goes
down each year. Plastic surgery can't say.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
You so much. And then I mean, what did you
just don't find for this shit? Flying people around this stuff?
But she's actually dating them in a sense, having staken
to risk.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
What's your thoughts on this?

Speaker 5 (37:13):
I mean, I thought it was one of my closest friends.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
That wrote this.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Could have been giving us a name.

Speaker 9 (37:22):
I mean, if he's already paying for her lifestyle, if
that's the end game has got to be to settle
down with somebody, and if he can support what she's looking.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
For, yeah, I mean, if y'all are I'm assuming what
made him stand out is that he's younger than everybody else.
And you probably had a whole bunch of fifty sixty
year old dudes and maybe maybe they all used to
be in their forties and now you're starting near that point,
so they've aged out and you were getting close and
you she could hell, she could be thirty eight, thirty,

(37:53):
who knows how old.

Speaker 9 (37:54):
She mine's thirty nine and she's dating like a twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Year old because he got money. I'm assuming.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
I guess I'm.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Gonna need you to learn more about your friend. We
need to have this friend come on the show next
time she comes her tent.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
But about her, I mean she's saying like she's kind
of just tired of the lifestyle. Yeah, she seemed like
she kind of wants something else. Yeah, that's commendable too.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
And even if it's not with this dude, like you
can go find somebody. I would say, I think the
thing that a lot of gold diggers and I'm saying
this because you called yourself one. I think a lot
of things that the gold diggers don't think about is
the end goal game. And it's like, when you're with
these dudes, start having them set up businesses for you

(38:41):
so that you have something for sure, Like there's so
many different things that you could be doing, but you
live in this lifestyle. Show him that you provide something
or that you can do something to have them teach
you the game so that if they do leave, you
still have something in your name, so that you can
still make a living and not have to worry about

(39:01):
having a resume. Because what's the point updating someone who's
extremely wealthy if you're not getting anything out of it,
Because most of the time I'm assuming the sex ain't good.
You just are basically their property. Well, if you're gonna
be a property, collect some property underneath you.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
Good.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
This is true. It's very true.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
You don't got to look good and nothing. They gonna
say you the biggest, the best.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yes, a ship lie of me. So, brother Steve, you
got anything else say before? We heart gold digger with
a heart with.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Whatever conscience and heart, the damn it the same thing.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Thank you for the email, last email we got here. Hey, y'all,
I've been listening to the podcast for a good minute now,
and I'm hoping y'all can give me some clarity because
I'm torn up inside and I don't know who else
I can really talk to about this without feeling judged.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
So I got a nephew named Darnell.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
He just turns twelve, sweet boy in most days, but
he's slow. I don't mean that to be cruel, that's
just the truth. He got some developmental delays, and my sister,
his mama, always say he's just wired different. I've always
loved him. I buy him things for school, babysit when
she's in a pinch, the whole nine.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
He's family.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
But something happened last week and ever since then, I
can't even look at him the same. I had a
little shit shit suit named Biscuit, had her since she
was a pup. She was eight years old, spoiled sassy
and followed me everywhere like a little shadow. She barked
a lot, especially when she'd sees squirrels out the window,
but she ain't never hurt nobody.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Well.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
The other day, my sister dropped Darnell off in my
place for a couple hours, and I stepped outside to
take a phone call. When I came back.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
In, I know where this is going. I know it
is gone. It was real quietie.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
I called for Biscuit, and Darnell just looked at me
and said, she won't be barking.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Noo, God, don't worry a bark no more.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I found Biscuit in the laundry room. He had strangled
her with one of my old belts. I told you
said she was barking too loud and wouldn't stop. I
don't even remember screaming. I just dropped to the floor.
I never felt that kind of heartbreak. That dog was
my baby. My sister tried to comfort me, but at
the same time she kept making excuses, saying he didn't
understand what he was doing, that he didn't mean to

(41:34):
hurt her, and that it's part of his condition, and
I get that, I do, but y'all, I'm struggling. I
can't forgive him, not right now, and I sure can't
have him in my house again.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Now.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
My sister's mad at me because I told her I
need space, and she's saying I'm treating her son like
he's a monster.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
He just killed my dog.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
That is a monster, biscuit.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
But what am I supposed to do? Pretend like he
didn't kill the one thing that brought me peace? Every
single day, I'll stick to my stomach just looking at
biscuits bed still in the corner. I don't hate my nephew.
I just don't trust him. And I don't know if
that makes me cold or just human. So I'm asking y'all,
is it okay to keep my distance to protect my peace?
Or do you think I'm over exaggerating because of his condition.

(42:19):
I don't even really know what I'm asking for. I'm
just hurting. I appreciate y'all for letting me vent.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
Well, No, if you're gonna kill a dog, I'm not
gonna sleep comfortably in my house.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
What if I snort you loud?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah? Because what if his condition gets worse? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
One day He's like, I just said, we don't really
have serial killer as no more but what they always
started out doing. So what's the next thing he's gonna say?
I just want to see what it feels like to
kill a person, kill yours. I just want to see
what it looks like. So now you stay away.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
From his ass.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Ye, Darnielle knew what Biscuit meant to you, That's why
he did. He is sociopath.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I know.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I know that she's black because the dog didn't have
a human name.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
And then his name is Darnell I've met.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I've actually met two white Darnells. I have, just like
my one white Jabal that I met.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
I was gonna say, I know a white Jamal.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Most of the non black Jamals I know are Middle Eastern,
but I met one white Jamal, and the Andres that
I know that are not black are like some sort
of Russian or Czechoslovakian type.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
The darn is yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
She wants like that's mine. Lettinghim sjungle you in your
sleep because he ain't coming over here.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I don't know why. I'm imagining him look like Wayne Head, see.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I imagine him looking like the met was the Metrich
there whenever you and a C were at Bailey, you.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Know, damn when he was there because he attacked me.
You know, they don't want to meet bro Bro. Dmitri
was like nineteen when I was in junior high. He
was you know, he was special. And I remember one
day he was just staring at me. He just rushed me,
bro like, and I'm like, what the I couldn't hear

(44:16):
him got he was special, but he had that, but
he had that strength too, growing ass will tell you,
let me see its fun.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Whenever I tell my Demetrius story, it's always about when
the robber was, uh making voices for this kid who
couldn't talk, but he had like a little speaker boss.
And so all of a sudden, I hear like the
door opened up, and I hear all these kids coming in,
and Demetris looks at me, like, so.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
We're telling the story.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
We're telling the story about remember Demetrius, the dude and
Bailey who attacked me.

Speaker 13 (44:57):
Oh yeah, berylfen year old.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
No, that thing was like nineteen brother.

Speaker 13 (45:02):
Nineteen or whatever he was Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah, yeah, like what that was unprovoked? Dude just rushed me.

Speaker 13 (45:13):
He looked at he looked at me. It's a light skinned,
dark skin thing. He looked took off like a raging Yeah.
He knocked the trash can over the process. And then
and then that black, this is a black man that
was over down. That black saved his life.

Speaker 14 (45:33):
He prosy when he'd gonna run.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
I stepped up the way.

Speaker 13 (45:37):
I'm like, sorry, brother, just nice knowing you, and and
it just frozed.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
He I never freeze.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
And that dude and the dude came in a.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Nowhere and slim pied up against.

Speaker 14 (45:53):
Like like a nineteen nineties movie. He put him up
against the wall and he didn't even notice the dude
slim on. He's still trying to get an Eddie and
they turned real yeah, steam coming out of there, and it's.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Like what this is position?

Speaker 11 (46:10):
And then finally we just slowly walked away and we're
like yes, like no someding moves, no moves.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yeah, man, I was scared for Eddie for real, because
that dude was huge. That was a grown man. He
was basically with a bunch of five for twelve.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Year old yeah, I mean, I mean some of us
was little.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I mean I wasn't well either way, we were little.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
All right, Bro, I just wanted to get side of
that store, all right, man, in.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
My Meta store. He didn't get that bad. Like I said,
they were coming in. I was in a little corner
and they was like some ship out of thriller. They
all started to turn because of what just the Metris.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
There was a whole bunch of the Metris had their
little look, had that dry snock coming down.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Like leaving the pack, and everybody else is coming. I'm
like ship because there was no way for me to go.
And then the teacher came in.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
She pushed them all to the side. I said, go
go this way.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
So wait, was he there your seventh and yes, so
he really was about nineteen.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yes he was a grown ass man. But why was
he still in Vainley? Because he was there my seventh
and eighth grade year, Bro, and he was there.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
I wonder if they if the high school didn't have
like a special program, because I'm trying to I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Any slow kids at Alta, so maybe one.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Oh yeah, I remember turbof remember Turball, but I remember Turbo.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
But like I remember after that attack, I see him
in the hallway and you're about to go the rations.
I ain't going to Bro, I ain't gonna have your
your your caretaker. They didn't stop you from killing me
for you, that's for what's the name, Darnell? Yeah, yeah,
stay away from that little evil.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, you're you're not in the wrong. This This is
kind of like a high class in my asshole. But no, no,
he yeah, because yeah, you deserve your your peace and
your your distance from him, because like if you had
his dogs for eight years. Yeah, and Darnell got I

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mean a biscuit, got a seat and all kinds of
other stuff. And it's a ship too, so them things
ain't cheap too so and they don't they live like
eight fifteen, So.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I get free animals. I respect it.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
I respect I think bug was like twenty dollars. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yeah, this dude just strangled with the belt though.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
And see I knew that he strangled him because I like,
but I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
How he did it.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
I already knew it, bro, But yes, I knew where
it was going when I was just kind of looking
through real quick and then I was trying to keep
my composure.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
But I knew where this was going. And how did
she say? Was twelve twelve? It was twelve so he
him and Biscuit kind of grew up together. Yeah, yeah,
he's a psycho. The fact that he did that shit
and had no social you next from RP to Biscuit.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Going to the next topic here. There's a special kind
of fear that hiss when you're riding shotgun with someone
who drives like they got their.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
License from a cereal box. Uh. What makes someone a
terrible driver in your eyes?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
When they don't give a fuck about anybody? They're just
reckless as hell? The talking about make it like like
yellow they like two football fields, but I'm making these
like bro, it's been read for like three Mississippi, what
is you doing.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I don't like rhyding people like that.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
I don't like people who just speed like there's a
difference between speeding and then speed race like, motherfucker, don't
give a ship about you. And those people that get
road rage when you're in the car and they start
cussing and trying to follow people, you follow him?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Is this attack me time or something?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I say nothing about you. I was just looking off
in the distance. I was literally looking at these flowers
right here. People, I was looking at these flowers.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I an't following nobody, but I definitely was cussing.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
I didn't fall part.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
It's like a jump back in front of them.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
There's three xes.

Speaker 6 (50:58):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
There was this movie that came out. I can't remember
what it was, but I sent it to her. I said,
see this is it didn't.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
Do anything to me, like, it didn't make me feel
like that he should have.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Basically, this lady had ay. I can't I don't want
to give away the movie, but basically it had to
do with people with road rage and she upset the
wrong one.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
That one with Russell Crouz.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Well what was that movie
called I Forgot?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I remember? But he was awesome. Yeah, he was series
like that.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
I remember when I was when I did my internship
at the A TV or whatever with her. She was
the Bedford area. There was like I remember reading two
cases where it was literally road rage, like somebody uh
literally tapped.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Like a Toyota camera.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
I guess the guy just got a brand new car.

Speaker 15 (51:56):
And then it was right at uh what was it
and where Collins goes all the way down or whatever
connected head north O.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
Yeah, literally dude got tapped right there at Trinity got
tapped dude got out the car, like what the I
saw that cam too, and then shot him shot, I
mean even killed him, shot him in his knee.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Yeah, it's just the most god damn bro.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
People will become completely different people once they get behind him.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
I have calmed down, just have you?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Have you? You only missed one exit to follow this.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
I don't follow him anymore once.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Once a year.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
I haven't done it in over a year or two.
It's been a while.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I ain't never followed nobody never. Never.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Can y'all describe a time when you were riding with
someone in fear for your life and what were they
doing that had you grew up in the door handle?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Like, was there is there like an instance that just
really just.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
This motherfucker was like getting on the shoulder to pass
people and what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
We ain't even going nowhere?

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Yes, I remember in high school Joaquin couldn't drive. Man,
oh man, Joaquin could not drive. Joaquin didn't have glasses
too at the time. See he needed glasses. But he
was like one of the friends that one of the
only friends that had a car. Yeah or whatever, So
we were driving.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
He passes test if I have no.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
Clue, bro I can't.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
So we had a we did like this three on
three contest basketball contest for this church, and we got
to recruited to play on the teams or whatever.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
And we're on.

Speaker 8 (53:45):
Our way back around three sixty's before three sixty got
spread into five lanes or whatever. Yeah, so it's like
three lanes or whatever. Joaquin is driving. I mean he's
driving at least seventy five eighty or whatever. I see
the are next to him, Like why I can't even
put his blinker on. He just started getting over. This
car is feeding up, this other car ends up merging.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
We're literally in the middle, like driving on like the middle.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
I'm literally was like.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
He's like what man, my brother?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
And he ended up like you know, breaking with he
ended up getting over. I'm like, God, damn, is it
that bad? Now? I'm I'm not that bad because he
actually where is it?

Speaker 11 (54:30):
You know?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
How? A super conservative?

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I got a homeboy younger generation, one of my very
few gen Z friends, and I asked him, like how
he gets because from my job he only lives like
maybe five minutes away. I would ask him how he
would get there so quick?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Just told me because I drive reckless. I was like, like,
what you mean. He's like, he's just drive really fast.
I just I just want to get he's the only
waste time. One day I rolled with him somewhere. I
ain't think he really meant that ship like that. I'm
talking like we in this country town and you got
one lane each way, We like five cars back. This

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motherfucker goes into the oncoming trap. It's cars coming. He's
like barely gets out the way to get in front.
I'm like, don't play with my life like that. You
want to do that on your own, don't do my
life like that. Just not giving a fuck. I'm like,
I'm talking hitting corners going like sixty.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
I'm like, bro, why what? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
For me, Probably the scariest moment. One of my homegirls
in high school, she had this Ford Mustang and I
just wanted to get into Ford Mustang just to kind
of ride it because she her she got it from
her brother who had like souped it up so it
sounded nice and everything. She's like a little small, petique
a little bit. She probably five one, maybe five too,

(55:48):
like a little smaller. So I'm not I'm not expecting
it to be like a bad drive.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
We're on Cooper.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
This motherfucker's weaving through one almost sixty get on the highway.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Just I'm like, bro, what what the what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
And she like stopped beating, like she went from this
little sweet stop beating like she had. I didn't know
she had a foul mouth because she just she had
a foul lass fucking mouth. But she got her roll
and she's like, you been a little pussy, don't mean
a little. I said, bro, what the fuss, I'm hanging
on to the thing. I said, hey, man, come on,
take us back. You say you wanted to ride, I'm shut.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Like she turned into motherfucking doctor Jekyl and Ship And
I said, bro, what what the fuck that was?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I didn't think I was gonna make it that day.
That was probably that scared.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I said, man, when they say women can't drive, that
she's who they're talking about.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
I've had my experience with guys that can't.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Drive, you though, Yeah, there's men that can't drive.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Yeah, we're like out like every.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Guy that I have dated, Like I'm old them.

Speaker 9 (56:48):
I didn't mind if they like if we went somewhere
they drove my car. There was one I would never
let drive my car, no matter what it was.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Actually he was the I was terrified every time I
was in the car with him.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
We would go someone, I'm.

Speaker 9 (57:03):
Like, I'm driving, I have to drive, and I never
want to drive, so you know.

Speaker 6 (57:08):
It's bad when I have to drive.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
So when that's happening and you're there, are y'all more
of the stay cool type? Do you say something and
you just kind of everything there?

Speaker 6 (57:19):
Why are you doing this?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Like?

Speaker 9 (57:21):
Why there's no reason for you to be You just
hit a curb like you're looking down when you're like
you or like he'll be looking the car beside him.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Like what are you? What are you searching for? You're
like everywhere.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Else but in front of you and we hit a curb.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Why do y'all think these people are so like oblivious
to their bad drive.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
And they know what they're doing, they don't care, you know,
think I think Joaquin might have been oblivious?

Speaker 8 (57:53):
Was I mean, we were a teenagers too, you know,
I'm gonna say that, like we were I think we
were like sixteen right at sixteen.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
But yeah, man, that's yeah. He was definitely religious.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
You have no glasses on, like yeah, but I personally,
no matter what, I'm always driving.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
I have stereotypes of people that can't drive.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
I can't can't drive right.

Speaker 16 (58:18):
And this is not in a particular order or anything
like that women can't drive.

Speaker 9 (58:28):
Sexist, It's it's mostly true.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Mexicans can't drive.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
No, no, no, it's only it's only they're not from here,
because all the ones that.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Hit a c are not from f h all, he
don't been hit by like four legal. If this.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
By some virus that fucks his life out, my son
Illegal always take off.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Like what the are you doing?

Speaker 6 (59:07):
Can't drive?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
I wouldn't say Africans can't drive.

Speaker 15 (59:12):
Uh, Middle Easterns can't drive.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Some of them can. This is his list.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
I mean Mackie was reckless, though reckless as yeah, because
my Middle Eastern friends can.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
But they drive like high profile cars.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Yeah they got they got that oil money, that money.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Uh. I don't even know where I was gonna go
with that. You threw me off with all that.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
But yeah, just just people that can't drive, you know.
I used to they used to say women can't drive.
I used to argue that because whenever I was a kid,
my mom was like a really great driver, and she
was bro and then sometime in her fifties, I started
getting scared to drive with her, and she was just
thinkings normal, I'm sitting here and I'm not trying to

(01:00:08):
say nothing, because when I'm usually if I'm with a
bad driver, I don't say nothing. I'm afraid that if
I say something's gonna mess up whatever goes through their mind.
And I ain't trying to end up like Paul Walker
r I P. So I just don't say nothing. I
just be silently praying, and I'll just be Lord please,
and I'll be hitting my imaginary break like I'm the

(01:00:28):
funk home.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
I know I'm with somebody who's probably somewhat of a
bad driver. Every time they hit their brakes, they're doing this,
they reach me across. I'm like, what what are you doing?
I'm like, you terrible? Why are you trying to protect
me like that? You ain't gonna stop me, no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
And when my mom was in her like forties, whenever
she's slam she's dood, I'm like, Mom, you have more control.
If you put your hands on the wheel, all you're
gonna do is break your your damn arms. You ain't
saving me from the sh that mama. No, keep your
wan the damn will. Although that was a funny moment

(01:01:08):
because that made me think about this when I was
a sophomore.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I actually know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
It was my freshman year, so I was practicing with
varsity whenever going to the playoffs, and this dude was
taking me home.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
He was a junior.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
And y'all know how on Park Road, like at the
end of it, when you get by a shady valley,
it like curves around. For whatever reason, this motherfucker wanted
to speed through that ship. So he's going around and
he goes around the curve fast. Well, it looks like
we were about to lose control. He put that mama
arm out and he saved himself or got us back

(01:01:41):
on the road. Y'all looked at him. I said, no,
I said, I said, I said, you put that mama.
He said, Man, I would have felt terrible if I
was the reason why you died. And this was I said,
I respect, bro, don't go around the fucking curse.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Because yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Unfortunately there wasn't a car in the next lane. So
that was before it had like the stop signs that
it has now. That was just when it was just
a yellow light.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
I remember one time I was kicking it with mak you.
I don't even know what we were doing. We need
to get mack you got.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
We're gonna talk too much about him. I don't even
know Mackie. I just know Mackie through you. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
He's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
And Ship were doing donuts in the parking line at
AHS when they had the baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Is this whenever Gut got thrown out the car, we
was doing donuts.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
And then like there was police up there and the
cars like police and security, like cops came over there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
He's like, what are you doing, Makie going all the
wind up down? Say, I didn't know I couldn't do that, Like, bro,
what the fuck all around? I didn't know I couldn't
do that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
Is he white?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
No? Yeah, they it was Gut.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
It was a whole bunch of people in the truck
and they were doing donuts and they were sitting in
the back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
I'm like, why the fuck would you say?

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
I said, Guthrie, make that a shit, makes it because
he's the only black person there, Like, Guthrie, make that
shit make sense? You know better than that, And so
they hit like one of the little curves because you know,
they had all these little things in the parking lot.
Hit wont the courge Guthrie went flying. Basically everyone would
flying out. One kid broke his like collar moan. Someone
else broke like the leg and shit. Guthrie somehow laying

(01:03:27):
it on grass. So he lucked up. But and then
the person's car truck was fucked up, and I was
just like, why, Guthrie, why did you say no, you
know what, let me out? That was very non black
of you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Let me out though, yea, So last topic of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
You ever tell yourself that bagging chips was gonna last
all week and then it mysteriously disappears before sunset. Welcome
to the world of the snackcidents. What's the one snack
you absolutely cannot be trusted around? And then like you
open that bag and you black out until it's empty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Not any unless I'm high. Now, if I'm high, the
Cheato puffs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Cheat up man, Cheata puffs they gone? That is that
is hot?

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
You know what? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:04:15):
Maybe I'm just getting old with my taste buds. I
don't like cheeta pus anymore, like even when you're high,
you know, the little the big ass I'm not talking
about with the little circles, like the little circle ones,
like the Cheeto puffs. I don't know what it is
now like I don't like them anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Because you've done it too much.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
You've got That's why.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
I know for my ass, it's fucking Oreo cookies, man,
I got. If I don't walk the funk away, if
I have the oil cookies right here, I will eat
that whole fucking thing in one city.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
So stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
I'm imagining one coming out the wrapper being all seductive,
like you know you wanted this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
This is what happened, eddie.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I grabbed, I grabbed two, and then I eat it
and I'll be like, you know, let me just give
one more, three for the road and I'll take like
two steps.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
So I was like it was good. I get like this,
hey this how you know, get like I'll be all right,
you know it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
That was me with chewy chips the whoy before they
change the recipe. I would say, all I don't eat
like just three.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I hate that they changed the recipe because I hold
the now good and now they taste like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
They got talking. I had to go two packs of
it good. I was eating two rolls and you could
kill them holes quick man. I was eating two roses
at night, getting fatt ships. I said, I'm kind of
glad they changed recipe. Ill still be sucking them up,
didn't risk.

Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
I'm gonna say, buddy, buddies, just what was the money?

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
But it's like guilty, No.

Speaker 9 (01:05:59):
It's it's the checks mix and it has like peanut
butter and powdered sugar on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
It, like the beer foods white people making like during
made what is it called a muney.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
It's like money buddy, or they call it puppy challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Okay, okay on the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
But the one they sell pre made in the store
is called muddy Buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
And it's called Muddy Buddy checks Max.

Speaker 9 (01:06:23):
Yeah that's and they don't sell like big bags luckily,
So I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Feel you do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
The cookies and creamy one, no, but not for me
with the peanut butter and chocolate.

Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
Chocolate peanut.

Speaker 7 (01:06:39):
Of it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
So that sounds like something that gives you diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
It used to be the Flips pretzels. Okay, yeah, the.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
White the white, isn't it white chocolate.

Speaker 12 (01:06:55):
Yeah, they had white chocolate, and they had regular chocolate. Yeah, yeah,
I was terrible. I remember getting like the big bags.
I'm like, you know, it's all good. I'm only gonna
eat a few. You're gonna throw a few in my hand,
close the bag.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
It's okay.

Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
I'm gonna have this much left for later on. I
come back later on. It's like only two left.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
My goddamn remember so e P already mentioned the puff Cheetos,
but fucking the not not the regular potato chests, the
ridge potato chests. I'll fuck them holes up, to the
ones with the ridges on them. Yeah, yes, I'll be
sucking them holes up. So now what I do is

(01:07:37):
I pour it in a bowl. I'll put the thing
on and I'll leave the room. But otherwhile, you just
keep eating them ships. You just keep eating them ships.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Do y'all think snack stance? Oh jeff No, No, I
was just I knew it was because I was high.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Because when I went to that cabin earlier this year,
I was supposed to clash the whole bag between two people.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
For two days.

Speaker 17 (01:07:58):
I ate the whole thing, the whole thing, Yes, just
tow it up and like like Stephen, it was orange orangey.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Them oreoles will turn your ship to the fucking oreole
colored dudes also said it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
The message something like that.

Speaker 9 (01:08:17):
But when they when they said that your carrots will
turn your skin orange if you need too many, I
got scared too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
For those Did you do eat a lot of cakes?

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Used to like I would eat a whole bag in
like a day or two.

Speaker 9 (01:08:29):
It was good for it's good, But there's a certain thing,
is too much of it because apparently you can start
making us.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
You know, you can start turning your skin orange.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
That's a good natural tin man.

Speaker 12 (01:08:39):
I don't think so, but we know he ain't getting
carried though.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Now do y'all thinkna accidents are really accidents? Or are
we just lying to ourselves to feel better about our
lack of.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Control? And we don't know how to portion ship at
all at all.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
You look at Asians, the plates are small as ship yep,
And that's why they're small. Our plates are like fucking huge,
and we want to eat the whole thing even though
we shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
So, so we lack self control.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
No discipline, that's the age, No discipline, none of that.
We ain't got nothing nohing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
So is it worse when you eat the whole thing
in one setting or do you feel like it's worse
whenever it's like you just keep coming back. You keep
coming back.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Coming back because you're lying to you, and then you
know it's bad when you eat it and then you
look in the mirror and say, I still have an ab.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
You lean back so you can kind of see them like, okay, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
The purpose of getting showers and so you can get
yeah something, I.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Still have one, albright let me let me get something,
because you feel that ship. You feel that you get
up in the morning, ship get on that scale. Like
I always know when I gained weight, like when I
gained like four or five pounds, my body tells me saying,
oh yeah, yeah, your body feel Let I get on
the scale. So I already know what it's gonna say. Boom.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
I don't even like looking man after I didn't eat
a bunch of because then I'll be like, how.

Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
Could this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
For me?

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
It's my reset because I see it and I'll be
like a fat fuck. I told your bitch ass stopped
eating the ship, eat good, and I'll be good for
a whole week of cleansing. I'll get back down and
I'll be like, now, let's stay on this path and
stay on it, and then it'll be one another.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
It's a constant here back, here back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Lately, I've been planning my pigging out, like I'm eating
besides the chicken flap and eating clean, clean tomorrow. But Thursday,
I'm fucking it up. I already got that Papa John's
pizza that I'm gonna gidding. I'm gonna have some cookies.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I'm sucking it up. That's my cheap day.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
I'm just Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
No, it's just because I've been eating clean.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna be off that Friday,
so I'm gonna be in a food coma.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
I'll be good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Is it? Is it?

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
What is the well? No, there's a fight this Friday
in there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Not not not not the fight in September. But there's
a bump gardener, the one I remember.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
He pretended like he knew who she was and liked her.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
She had popped up on my one of the podcasts
I watched, and uh, I went to her page because
I follow her, but she never pops up. And you know,
sometimes the algorithm will be like, oh, you haven't liked anything.
So I went there. I saw that he followed her. Okay, see,
but now that you said that, that makes me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Laugh that it's because she's pretty. Yeah, that is it.
That is it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
She is pretty, But she's also a motherfucking fighter, so
she can't be clear. Clarissa, like I weigh her. Clarissa
built like Stephen. She probably beats Stephen to her, not.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
At all, not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Have y'all ever blamed anybody else for bringing snacks into
the home like the ones that you know, Yeah, I'll
be I'll be blaming her mother all the time back.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
In the day, in the day I did my wife.

Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
But I mean, I guess you know, I've told you
I don't have that much of the sweet tooth anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
So if I snack, it's like literally a little bit.
I haven't like for literally an.

Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
Hour and that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
And I just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
When I was with the jail bird man, that's what
I did. I was a bunch of ice cream all
type of ship wave myself. And I'm like, you, miss,
stop getting this ship? Why you keep buying you asked
for I'm like you don't gotta listen. You don't got
to really go by this ship.

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
Yeah, man, I'd say when I was younger, earlier, mid twenties,
late twenties or whatever, because I mean, yeah, she would
coach in the store and buy a whole bunch of stuff,
and that was when I was That's when I would
say my early thirties too, Like that's really when y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Can ever see it, like like game some weight, good
bro like them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Well, And the thing too, is you went from like
crackhead skinny to like, I'm not gonna say you were plumped,
but I was plump.

Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
I was getting that face.

Speaker 8 (01:13:19):
I mean not in size, yeah, but you know, and
then the general So now I'm able to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
You know, really yeah, ladies and gentlemen, like I stayed
within like a certain range. Steven will go from here
to here, and I know y'all can't see me, but
just no, I went from A all the way to
Z and then he'll go back to somewhere in the middle.
And actually recently you've actually stayed consistently in the middle,
like a little bit over here, a little bit over there.

(01:13:47):
But yeah, I was like, damn doing some crack for real.

Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
Well that was when I was on a medicine.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Have you up all night long?

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
That's when you were cool, right when you're in.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
School finishing them with bachelor's and GM.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Okay, yeah, yeah, all the stress still going on Boo
working eighty hours, going to school, taking exams and ship
like that. His man stressed out and lost all his
strength in the gym. I'm like, bruh, yeah, yeah, it
was bad, but we've come to the end of the show.

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