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This week’s episode of *Ooooh They Funny* had the crew diving into a wide mix of hot topics and hilarious debates. They kicked things off with the controversy around Snoop Dogg’s comments about not wanting to explain same-sex parenting to his grandson during the *Buzz Lightyear* movie — asking if his honesty was really offensive or if people just look for reasons to be outraged. From there, they switched gears into a thought experiment: if society could only keep three inventions from the last 30 years, which ones are essential and which ones could disappear without much impact. The conversation then turned to the taboo of polygamy, exploring whether it could actually work in modern society and how cultural norms shape the way we view relationships. Finally, they wrapped up with a fun but brutally honest breakdown of the most overrated things in life — from hyped-up foods and celebrities to social trends that might not be worth all the buzz.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
But you can sit back and relax and enjoyed the show.
No place, no topic that they won't go.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
They tell the truth.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Lace Wood depends.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
If you dreams of the doctor, then it's something they command.
They command, make you laugh, make you cry. Have you
looking at your.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Friends like, tell me?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Fine?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
How could he? What did she didn't?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
They say that that.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Put the kids to back, because if my kid rod
you didn't like the welcome y'all?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
So I'm privately pard says a yell told Rob Layter,
messing up.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Now we done took the cat bom lay to hold them.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Tell that grand lasse time and start.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
There's no topic, the damn.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Less time and start show time.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
That name is time.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Show Time is the place to be.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Showtime is the place to be.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Showtime is the place to beat that. Show Time is the.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Place to show Time is the place to show Time
is the place to beat all three show Time place
and yeah, yeah, so if the if the theme song

(01:37):
sounds different, it's because my computer decided to be on
that b s.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
But I'm Tony and you're listening to Oh they funny
local Global I forgot, I said, yeah, yeah, all the
things show didn't forget to hit that part.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
But whatever, how y'all, how y'all been? I was wondering
why you were doing that. Yeah, yeah, that's why I
was saying. That's why I was saying, we're not muted
because I don't know what you're gonna say, because because
sometimes I just never know. I just never know. Steven

(02:11):
came in with the with the fresh dreads.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Boy boy that came back with it.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
He said, I'm here locked in. Well done, my boy,
well done. Uh So today's show, we're gonna be talking
about snoop and fake outrage. We're gonna be talking about
if you can only keep three inventions from the last
thirty years, polygamy, the most overrated things in life. We

(02:40):
have some emails and possibly conspiracy theories that makes sense.
But before we get to any of that, I'm not
gonna hit the pause button because we don't have that part.
So now it's time for things with not guna talk
about this and it's always we've been telling y'all about this.

(03:11):
It's coming up this weekend, lou seals it is on.
I don't already gave you the details. I told you
to go go ahead and do that. Q R cod
because it is going down. Every location, ever, ree location,
it is going down. So make sure you go over
there to lou Sills off the Main and Broad.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Branched out and just kept it right here.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
And we're not gonna be greedy. They need to eat too.
They need to eat too. And it's always a good
thing where you know you can go to any big
city and that you can find lou Seals over there
off of Main and Bro. So the first thing we're
not gonna talk about today is National Dog Day, because
they're always making up random ass holidays that nobody knows

(03:57):
about until Twitter tells me. Nothing we're not gonna talk about.
When I first wrote this, Cracker Barrel chose to revamp
its logo and take off Uncle Herschel, causing backlash from
conservative investors. Well, that backlash was so drastic that they
have now said, hey, we're keeping Uncle Herschel on. We're
sorry that we try to take away racism from our restaurants.

(04:19):
So shout out to the conservative investors. Nothing we're not
gonna talk about. College football officially officially starts as a weekeet.
They played the game last week. It actually was a
decent game, but I didn't lock into it till like
the third quarter.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Why are they starting out with number one number three?
I'm like, damn, I like it.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I like this.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I think because they got playoffs, so it's like if
you lose, it doesn't mean that you out exactly. So hey,
I like it. I like it. Plus, we don't even
know if these are really number one and three teams.
That's true, Yeah, they just that's just the pre pre rankings. Nothing.
We're not gonna talk about Stephen's favorite entertainer, little Little
nas X stripped down and was walking the streets to

(05:06):
l a news.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Going to the party.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Got four feelings.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Now and try well. He pleaded not guilty to injury
in a cot while resisting the rest. Last thing, we're
not gonna talk about something that Risk is very happy about,
since she's a swiftie. Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift got engaged.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
I was happy to hear that.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I'm happy for I.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Haven't heard more about that first time.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
It just came out, maybe like an hour before it came.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Out this morning, this morning, this morning.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, oh, because I didn't see it until about an hour.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Before, like a big thing they were still talking about.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, Yeah, it's like they know their audience. They know
we don't care. But okay, did you just find this
out or you knew?

Speaker 5 (05:55):
I knew earlier today.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I just found out that's what every.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Single person time post about it.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
So every single woman on the time I hadn't posted
about it, clarify that.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Happy for trave I guess. Yeah, hopefully she don't write
a song about you, because.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
That's gonna have she do.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
She don't write about her husband, you know, hopefully.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Has she been married before?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
A thirty six? She turned thirty six, okay, and he's
thirty six. Thirty they both they both gonna be thirty
six eighty nine.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Maybe it's still strange to me how he went from
what he used.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
To date, you know what I mean? But it's the money.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Maybe that was does she saying happy in it? No,
that was April Levine? Right, so much for a Black
people say av Aril.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's April. What the fuck I'm becoming a.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, black people say Avril Avil Levin?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I heard what.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
That is true? You know what, we gonna look it
up because sometimes she'd be saying some ship and nobody
else says that. So we're gonna look that up. So
let's get to this first topic here. So Snoop Dogg
told a story about taking his grandson to see the
buzz light Year movie, and now folks are mad because
he admitted he didn't feel like explaining the same sex
parenting during the kid's film.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
And it kind of breaks that down a little bit
more with his grandson, who calls him Papa Snoop. So,
I never saw the buzz light Your movie just because
of aught the hoopla about it. And I knew that
Buddy not Buddy Allen, Tim Allen wasn't gonna be in it.
So I said, why am I watching this exactly? And
apparently his partner was married to another female. Then they

(07:46):
had a kid, and so while she was pregnant, his
grandson was like, Papa Snoop, how how is he pregnant?
How she pregnant whenever she's not with a man. He's like,
I'm trying to explain it. She watched the movie and
that apparently caught fire, even though that was the main
outrage of the movie. Anyway, my thing.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Is, why is this issue that a movie came out
apparently like three years.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Age, why not talking about it? Because he just did
an interview on it. People just want to get fake
mad and so to that, and I feel like I
know which way we're all gonna lean on this, But
I just got to ask, do you think Snoop was
wrong for not wanting to explain same sex parenting to
his grandson during the kid's movie or was that a
normal reaction as a grandparent just trying to anything.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
As a grandparent. I think I feel like, at least
even me as a parent, you're needing.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
An adult, Like I don't want to explain it, you
know what I mean. Like, especially I think his grandson's
five or six something. It's like, I really don't want
to explain sexual you know, human sexuality with an extreme minor,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's not truly going to comprehend.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
It doesn't deserve to comprement comprehend at that point in time,
because you need to.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Continue to be a child.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
They keep your innocence, Like I mean, keep your innocence,
you know what I mean, Like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I mean, the kids smart enough to know that it
takes a male and a female to have a baby.
I'm not gonna sit here and tell him now, but yeah, right, exactly.
But you asked me, like you said, I'm gonna do
like Snoops, I just watch the movie sign or grab somewhere.
Just watch the movie when you get older. I mean
nothing Snoop said, yeah, nothing said there with you.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
But I agree with him in the sentiment of like,
I don't want to have to have to explain to
my grandson or my child that is a certain age.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Now if my kids now this age, it's different, you
know what I mean. They're about one is about to
be seventeen, one is about to be thirteen.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
So it's like I feel like which case I'm be like,
why are you asking me this now? Like yo, dombino.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
But you know, so I get where he's coming from.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
It's I feel like it's the age of like we're
losing we're creating a society to lose innocence so early. Yeah,
you know, and I get I understand accepting LGB and
you know things that I sort, but it's also not
fair to these kids, you know. I mean I've never
pushed anything on my kids at all. I've never so

(10:09):
forced them to do anything, you know, So it's like.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Why are I don't know?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, I same because it's I don't think there's never
been a situation where any of my kids so far
have ever asked me like, why is it, what's weird?
Because my kids, you know, I have my kids early,
so they still weren't trying to be quote unquote woke
in movies right at the time. And I remember just
even whenever my two oldest boys were younger, like if

(10:39):
they saw and I mean, we never have like preached
like hating like my god brother, y'all, if y'all paid
attention at all to us or been fans, y'all know
that my godbrother's gay and married, and you know, me
and him were always talking about sports, like, don't have
any problem with gay people at all. And with that

(11:00):
be said, is funny, how like my boys, whenever they
were young, they would see two men holding hands and
they'd be looking and it's snickering, like and we this
never had these conversations or anything, but even then they
were just like, man, what the hell is going on?
Just because in their minds are like that is weird
to us. And I never even talked about that's just
a natural thing from them. So I don't have a

(11:23):
problem with what snoop did. He wasn't bashing the gay community.
Was the same man, y'all did? He just said, I'm
not trying to have that conversation with my grandson at
this point in time.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Are you pointing to me? I mean, I agree with
all that. I wouldn't want to talk to a five
year old about sexuality either.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
They don't.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
They don't really understand.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
What's going on. It wasn't nothing to ex He didn't
have to explain it yea to him, and then there
was no reason for people to even be upset about it.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
So what is it?

Speaker 5 (11:51):
What is it that I don't think I know what
the whole origin is.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
They're they're basically upset because he just said he didn't
want to have to explain to his grandson about how
to man having baby with each other? Oh okay, Yeah,
And they twist They basically twisted it and made it
seemed like he was bashing the community, which he wasn't.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yes, which leads to my next question. Why does it
feel like people look for outrage even when someone doesn't
say anything. Hey for.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Because people want to get offended by every little thing.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, Why they want to.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Find a reason to feel important.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
When did this start when there was like a shift.
Was it like twenty sixteen?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
It was a me too movement?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, everybody wanted to start being a victim, feeling like
they're oppressed about some shit even when there's nothing going on.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Because I'm trying to think. I really think that's what
kicked it off. And you know, the me too movement
was good until fake Me two.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
People waited thirty five years started coming out. He looked
at me and winked forty years ago.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
What do y'all think like going forward? Because to me,
like as a I don't know if the movie makers
being pushed by people up higher than them or what,
But why do you think they keep trying to put
stuff like that in children's movies because nobody's asking for it?
And I could understand if you made a movie about

(13:16):
a gay child and you promoted it as a gay child,
Like I'm going into this knowing that this child this
is a gay yeah, if you know, But just to
just put it in there just because, or change Gaston's homeboy.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
To gay when he wasn't gay, you know, which is
ironic because the guy who played guest On is gay
in real life, so like he's gay in real life.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
But you're talking about the original original gast On or
the live action dude, Well, I'm talking about the cartoon.
It's not yeah, but they made the live action true. Actually, anyway,
if they promoted it like that, they already know the
viewership is gonna get cut in half.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
They know that I don't have my kids seeing this.
People are gonna say that that's why sleeping.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
But you don't think that they lose viewership after the
first initial people come in and.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
They got they got the first first week sales, but
then you miss you're missing the money. Hey, they got
the first week sales. Bro they don't care what happens,
and they're like, hey, we broke their blocks office for good.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
And I think also they're gonna cause it's gonna cause
more like they like the uproar because that gives them traction.
So they like the fact that people are just whether
whether it's positive or negative, any discussion is still publicity.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I don't know, because Disney's been losing money on these movies.
Because ain't nobody really going to like too much black?
Too much black and gay? Crack a barrel. I need
to add that a little that crack a barrel. We
needed racism. But yeah, y'all give us y'all thoughts on that.
Do you think that people are just feeding to have

(14:53):
outrage just because because they don't have lives? Are they
just trying to get attention? We don't know, you let
us know. So I want you all to imagine the
tech guys hit the reset button and said, you can
only keep three inventions from the last thirty years, what's
staying and what's getting thano snapped away? And how fast

(15:15):
would the society fall apart?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
We gotta keep smartphones for sure.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Smartphones, Okay, gotta keep them, just saying well, what's your
what's your three.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Uh inventions over the last thirty years?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Last past thirty years?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Like when I say smartphones is gonna keep the apps
center there? But do I have to get rid of them?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah? I mean that's part of it.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Okay, goud I's gonna say. I don't want to have
to say in YouTube and this so evention over the
last thirty years.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I should know I'm gonna make it hard.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Okay, fine, Yeah, smartphones, YouTube and uh. As much as
I have a love hate relationship with his social media
just because it helps network, but I hate it, but
it's useful sometime.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
For me.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Smartphones, Uh, Bluetooth headphones because I'm not trying to fuck
with the wire. I've watched this little video where it
was talking about kids these days will never understand the
struggle it was like when you had to hold a
little wire a certain way in order to get the
music to play.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
You know, he's wearing wired headphones right now.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
That's because I have to plug it into the thing. Hey,
if it was bluetobe, I would not have these in
right now. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Not.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
I mean, I'm sure they are in the studio, but
not here. I'm trying to think what else because I'm
gonna do a big thing because YouTube. I mean, I
love YouTube, but I just feel like there's something more
important than that. Hell, there's even something more important than
the Bluetooth headphone. But that was just me selfishly because

(17:03):
I love music, I mean, but Google, like, there'd be
other little things. I know it's gonna hit me, but
I can't think of it right now.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
He said Bluetooth.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
The other one smartphone.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
I'm so I think I'm the same way i'd say
the smartphone, but like, I'm good without all the apps.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Like just as long as like it. I guess fast.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Internet, you know, say internet. Internet has been around for
longer than thirty years.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
The speed of the Internet, well, I mean every year,
so don't have to say every year every night.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
I mean you're comparing now to thirty years something.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
I remember when we had Internet.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
L you know what, I'm gonna take back, so with
your smart phone, as you do get all the apps,
see because to me, because there's too many different there's
too many things. So smartphones. I got my Bluetooth headphones.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
That's what I'm saying. Bro, that's hey, I'll do.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Just because I used the uber.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
That is convenient that said a lot of lives low key.
So yeah, yeah, well then I still got so I
only got a smartphone, a pig back and take through
and shit maybe just uh that's it like online shop
on Amazon that.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah, smartphone blast screen TVs y'all remember.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
How big those motherfuckers were? Heavy? Yeah, you were strong
if you could pick that of it.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
One more, one more ship keeping now.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Thirty years past, thirty years.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
That screen phone, smartphones and uh, probably my mentality of
fashion now.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Just being like chill with it or just chill with it.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Like I feel like these kids, know, did we ever
wear sweatshirts in the summer?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
We didn't do that? No, I don't. But I honest
think that's a technic, that's an adventure thing. That's just
your that's just your thoughts on fashion.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
These kids.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
So I don't care, Like your mentality is not technology,
that's just your your way of thinking.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah, uh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
We'll let you get to big bass at that. I
got bathroom one, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Risky maps, GPS, smart.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
That includes the smartphone.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, that's why I put it there.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
I would say online shopping as well for sure. Like,
but that's.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
A smartphone too. You can't use online shop.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Man, you can use it on your use all the
computer I gotta have.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, I said.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Smartphone because it has everything exactly online shopping.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
So you got to take online shopping away.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well that was my last one. I had the smartphone
smartphone jacked.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
He's uber because before we have smartphones. Because before we
have a smartphone, we were doing online shopping on just
w w W dot whatever you have searched. Boy, ain't
tight a w w W so that long you know what?
Oh wait, no, that wasn't been in the last thirty
years that I was gonna say poor, but that's been

(20:43):
around since.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
The access is different to it now it's everywhere and accidentally.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
Fine, thirty years ago, it wasn't everywhere online.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, it was like a little to me second clips.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
You got to pay twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Clip and then by the time the food video came out,
it's like, it's.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
So you got your own. Said I I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Say the fast internet too, because others wouldn't able to
work from home if we didn't have fast internet.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
And then I handle.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
I hear you, I hear you. Which invention has changed
your daily life the most smartphone? Do you think you realistic,
realistically could go back to life without it? No?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Nah, Hell.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
If we haven't a bucolyp, you'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
This whole country goes to.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Ship Like I just want you all think about like
we really were out here as children going all over
the place. Our parents had no idea where we were.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, but the thing we knew to have our asses home.
And nowadays people buying their kids the newest fall tip.
Why got to make sure that they get home from school.
I'm like, if you don't tell this nigga walk his
ass home. That's what I did. Didn't have a phone
at all.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
This is true. You just knew to be there to
have my black ass home and latch key kid locked
the door, don't let nobody in.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
But now you're getting a new phone. It's just to
be safe to know where they are. See, your parents
will do that for you.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
I feel like if they had the option.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
They would have would. Mom would have tried when I
was younger, but by the time I got the teens,
she would have stopped that ship.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't really check for mid
the less. I really don't check from my they be
at home so well.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
For me, it's definitely smartphone. Like if we just woke
up one day they didn't work no more. Okay, And
what about you? What if there's no whe the internet
is slow like it used to be, like super slow
dial with and ship.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Then I probably wouldn't have a job.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Mm oh you would you just be going inside in there,
go to work. No riding on the typewriter.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
No, they used everything by hand. They used to handwrite.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Ooh no, I don't even know what you do, but
no hand.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Light GLAMs smartphones change the game.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Is there any invention, cause I feel like we're all
gonna say smartphone. Is there any invention people swear by
that you personally think are overrated or unnecessary? Over the
last thirty years, Over the last thirty years, over the rate.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Candles, PlayStations, Reality, DCV.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Were they all ninety five PlayStations?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
PlayStation ninety first one, Yeah ninety five, Yeah, PS ninety five.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm not gonna stand for this, Slanders.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
That's just my opinion. That's what I think is overratten.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
That's can I ask you why do you think it
is overright?

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Just care about games?

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Do you watch movies?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Not on PlayStation?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
But do you watch movies on my fire But in general?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Do you watch movies not often?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Do you use the internet on my phone? Do you
listen to music on phone? These are all things that
the PlayStation can do.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
I want to play.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Because let's say that you're fire stick were to die
and you needed something else. You can go to All
Faithful if your phone died, you can go to Old
faith At the end of the day. It's called a
PlayStation because it's a station for beautifulness.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
That is stupid station of play But only plans.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
It's over like yeah for the people who pay for
ship yes, I'm like, for the people who make money
off of.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Bravo, yeah, people, kudos to you. For the people that
leak it, kudos to you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
But once you pay money, you are idio making people
millionaires literally overnight. To look at some feet in the
booty hole.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I'm trying to kindles I got just because I can
read all my phone.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Why is a.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Kendle overrated though?

Speaker 7 (25:17):
Like not, that's not even an extremely Like every person
uses the.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Type of device because they're overrated. Just look at it.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
I have access to tons of thousands of books.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't know if you on the phone, but.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
It's not the same. Can you read? The screen is
not as.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Big you can get a tablet.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
The tablets just bulky and annoying.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
And it's the same size as a tablet. That's depend on.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
The perfect size.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
That to sound like it's gonna mess.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Up your vision. I got twenty ten to my vision.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
You can change the sizing of the works.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
I just wanted to get your to show your personality
to the people.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
I'm not giving them a kindle.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Well, we're gonna take a break.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Stay still, can we even take a break.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
We can take a break. I'm going to take a
break and uh ashion no, I'm glad you said that.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
We can't even take local national glue. So let's get
in to the emails. She's gonna did you get your
own growlmen knees steal? Please? What sus is mine?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Just fun?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
What she do?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
So first email we got here. What's up, fellas. I've
been married to my wife for twenty years. When we
first got together, she was on the thicker side, and
I've always loved thinking even BBW women, so it's right
up my alley. Back then, she was thick, but only
about about three hamburgers away from being considered chunky. It
was a good balance the kind of body I found

(27:10):
myself attracted to, and I was good with it. But
over the years she slowly crept into a range where honestly,
I'm struggling with my attraction. I'm not the smallest dude
in the world myself, but I stay active, hit the gym,
and I'd say I hit somewhere on the smaller side
of the dad bod scale. I'm not trying to be
mister Olympia. I just want to live a healthier life,
move smarter with my decisions in the age, Well, my

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wife will come with me to the gym every once
in a while, but it's never consistent. She has his
mindset that she can eat whatever she wants as long
as she occasionally works out. But anybody who's ever tried
to drop weight knows it doesn't really work that way.
Here's where I'm stuck. I still love her, I'm still
attracted to her personality, her sense of humor, the way
she rises from me, all that, But physically it's getting
to a point where I feel myself forcingate. There are

(27:54):
times where I have to close my eyes and pretend
she's somebody else just to go through the moment. And
that's not how I want my marriage to be. I
don't want to hurt her feelings. I don't want her
to feel like I don't love her, because I do.
But at the same time, I want to be honest
about what's going on with me. So my question for
y'all is, how can I bring this up without questioning
her spirit? Is there a way to have this conversation
that will get her motivated instead of making her feel attacked?

(28:16):
I just want her around longer, healthier, and yes, I
still want to look at her and feel that spark,
but right now I don't know how to say it
without blowing it up in my face. Appreciate the advice.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Well, let me say this, I wish we had a
camera because I wish I could have seen Steve's face
when you said she thinks that she can leave whatever
she wants as long as she goes to the jim
occasionally the look of just disgusted one. She was just like,
he just looks so fucking over it. Yes you did,

(28:49):
yes bro. As soon as they said that, like, she
just she just feels like she can get whatever she
wants a long she goes to gym some time, Bro,
look for your face. I was like, I was like,
I've seen him before too, I know exactly what that's like.
But I mean, I'm gonna tell you right now, it's
gonna be hard to motivate. She's gonna have to want
to change herself. Honestly. You can say stuff like hey,

(29:11):
I feel like we should work out together more like,
say we a lot so she don't feel like you
attacking her or anything like that, Say like we should
you know, go exercise a little bit more. We should
try this dying or whatever. Yeah, maybe she won't feel attacked.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
The only person I've ever seen this work out for
is one of my homeboy I'm not gonna say his
name because and this girl's still together. But he told
her bluntly like, hey, you were not the same person
that I like, and honestly, I'm not attracted to you
right now physically and everything else that you said Like,
he felt the same way and said those same things.

(29:46):
So she actually did change. But that's the only person
I've ever seen it work for. Everybody else, it's a
big ass blow up argument. I don't even know if
it was an argument or not, but I'm assuming she
felt some sort of way, and then maybe she decided
to take account of bit I don't know. That's the
only person I've ever said everybody else, biggest argument in

(30:06):
the world. And then whenever they break up, all of
a sudden, she wants to lose all bunch of suckers.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
If they divorced again.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah she would.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
If y'all divorced her.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
That little argument, though it's a I feel like it's
a minor argument compared to you've done twenty years of this,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I'm just talking about just a gentleman. You see these
couples and all of a sudden she wants to start
working specifically for them. They've married, Yeah, they've been married
for twenty y'all haven't been there.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Y'all have been married for Yeah, you have the right
to just say, look, you're getting fat. At this point
in time, she can say the same thing to you.
It's twenty years, y'all. Y'all can be blunt now, like
y'all have passed the little honeymoon phase.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
And again it's not like you're saying you want her
to be fucking Barbie style. You even said, hey, you
prefer a big BBW woman. Apparently she got out of
that range. So I I mean, if she's out of
your range, I get it, but I don't. I mean,
we're gonna ask risk a risky how how would he
go about?

Speaker 5 (31:06):
I mean, I would never turn.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
Down a man that made me a meal plant, like
that actually cooked my food for me.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
So if you cook her food, I don't know that
she would turn it down. Like if you meal prepped
for me, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
I mean, but if a dude came up to you,
it was like, I'm not attracted to you.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
I mean, I feel I used to say it like that,
but if you just.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Like, how like how how how would you like? Because
I really don't know how any dude can come up
and say this without it being an argument.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
If you talk about more on the health side, I
think I feel like if because he mentioned like I
want her to be around, I want her to be
healthy for us, I don't think that's super offensive if
you say stuff like that, like I just want you
to be healthy, I want us to be healthy. Let's
work on it more together, and let's do this, this
and this, and I will.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Mail prep for you.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
See if his rules reverse in my chickens in shape
or it still looks basically the same as she did.
And I got big, and she said, like, you're kind
of getting up there. You want to like start coming
to the.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Gym with me.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'm going, you know what, You're right, I'm getting fat,
and Ship, you're right, I wanna go. I ain't gonna
be mad about I'm like, well, Ship, I see her
going every day. I can't just be out here having
moves and stuff.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
I wonder if that's because like we as men, like
we'll tease each other whenever we start to get big
or just whatever the case may be. So we're like,
all right, if somebody say something, all right, let me
fucking slim down. While women are always trying to do
it uplift bullshit instead of being like, bitch, you get fat,
Like what the fuck? Because my whole my dad, my brother, myself,

(32:37):
if one of us is whatever, and with that, we
don't talk shit.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
With that being said, it would only be if she's
actively going to the gym. She couldn't say that ship
if she ain't gonna coself. But like if she's like,
you know, at least trying going and like steadily maintainer
or even losing.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Weight, then I'm a list.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
You know what You're right, get my ass up, I'll go.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I guess for you. Man, you've been in this marriage
for twenty years, so you know in her twenty plus years,
you have the right to have a long conversation.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
And I mean, if you you already know your wife,
you know you know the right words to saying what
not to stay, you know.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
What I mean?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
So, and it's not like it's something completely out of
her control, right so she tries to clap back and say, well,
you dick small, you don't see me saying nothing.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
About that, like you know, the worst type of way,
like you just know.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
But this is something that y'all can do together. They
could be a journey y'all make together. So absolutely, because
he even said he's kind of close to a dad
boy and he's working.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
On the well he said he's on the smaller side
of the dad boy, but either way.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, they can make it a journey together together, exactly.
That's all you have to do is make it seem
like it's a like something y'all doing together. And I
guarantee you should be more on board than you just
coming up and saying, hey, you getting chunky took.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Your appreciate your email or this one was from a dickhead.
What's good fellas see y'all know. I had to write
in on this one because I'm a diehard Philly fan
born in Rais. I gotta ask you, how do y'all
honestly feel about the Cowboys heading into the season. From
where I'm sitting, it's looking like Dallas is about to
hold down the bottom of the NFC East and miss

(34:14):
the playoffs all together. The Eagles are stacked, the Commander's
got some fight in them, and even the Giants seem
like they're in better shape than Dallas. Now. I know,
Cowboy fans love to say every year, this is our year,
but when you really look at it, the window feels
like it's closing fast. Dak looks shaky, the old line
ain't what it used to be, and the defense can't
carry the whole squad forever. So what's the vibe down

(34:35):
there in Cowboy Country? Is there still real confidence or
are people just hoping for miracle at this point? Can't
wait to hear y'all break down a Philly fans who's
ready to see Dallas take that ol.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
We don't say it's our year every year.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
We know we personally we personally.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah, we got some like Dye, like crazy Diwhard that
really believe it or they're just trying to manifest it,
I guess. But nah, we ain't expecting no Super bowlings.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I'm I'm just wanting a winning season. I'm not expecting
us to go to the playoffs because we are rebuilding,
We're pissing off our star players, getting people out. I
don't know, what the fuck Jerry Jones is doing. But
he said, Hey, if I dropped this Netflix, y'all will

(35:21):
forget about the bullshit. No, we haven't forgot, Jerry. It's
just a constant reminder how you ran off Jimmy Jimmy
Johnson when we could have probably had more Super Bowls
and all the bushit that you be doing. So no, sir,
Philly fan, fuck y'all. This group here in this room

(35:43):
with me. We don't believe they're going to do shit.
We just want a winning season like they play seventeen
games now, so ten and seven. Hell, I'll take Yeah,
I'll take if I now to day. I'm happy with
that because we we ain't because we ain't gonna get

(36:07):
We ain't gonna This is the thing that sucks about
us unless that gets hurt. Yeah, we're not gonna We're
not gonna get like a top player in the next
year's draft exactly. And we could have had your door, yeah, Jerry, Yeah,
we could have.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, we're cowboy real.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
It's not like we're sitting here, none of us, especially
after same we're sitting there saying we're going all.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
The way and we rebuild mode. We got what is it.
What's his first name? Brian?

Speaker 8 (36:36):
Brian, Yeah, yeah, bron is bro and uh, I mean,
listen man, rebuild mode right now. We'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens. We made made it to the
NFC Championship, that'd be fucking phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Don't have dream It's in thirty years since then, exactly like, yeah,
so fuck you for your stupid ass email ask and
that you know, damn well, we ain't doing ship this.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Year, and you know these motherfuckers my fucking around and
win another one. That ship gonna piss me.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I'd be mad, but.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
I don't want to hear Matt Middleson in his brother's mouth.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
But it's a black man winning. It's a black man
and because well, well yeah that is.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
That is the one fun Because I do like Jalen Hurts,
like a lot of y'all star players. I actually like
they're just Eagles.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Hurts means's hard to not like.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
It's hard to not like that dude.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
But A hates him for some reason. They see they
see is the biggest fucking hater.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
He straight up he said this year. I'm not lying.
He said if he was dying of thirst in the desert.
Hurts offered him a bottle of water he was slapping
out of his hand and say, fuck you, I'd rather die.
He hates him that much.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
He hates Lebron, he hates gen V. Yes, when you
get a chance. But he's the one who brought it up.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
And then.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
I forgot what was his reason for not watching it.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I don't know he brought it up. He said, yeah,
we should check this out. It looks like it'll be good.
And I forgot all about that till you call him.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, and then uh so we used to watch Power
and because Tarik got to spin off. He said. He
hated Tarik so much, wouldn't even get to spin off Opportunity. Yes,
he said, I'm not watching it. Fuck him like I said,
Nigga's a good show. I'm not watching this ship. I
don't like him. Yes, that motherfucker is. I don't know how.

(38:33):
He's not a scorpio. I don't hold grudges, So I
guess I passed that on to him, because that nigga.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Maybe it's in the moon right something.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
What is it what they call a retrograde or some shit.
Last email we got here, Hey guys, I've been listening
to y'all for a while, and I really appreciate the
way you break down relationships and family stuff, So I
figured I'll reach out with a situation i've been dealing with.
I'm a single mom in my early thirties with two boys,
one of eleven and the other seven. Their dad and

(39:02):
I split up years ago, and while he's in their lives,
I've been the main parent day to day. My kids
are my world, and I'm very careful about who I
bring around them because I don't want them getting attached
to someone who might not stick around. For the past year,
I've been dating a guy who honestly has been amazing.
He's in his mid thirties and has his own career,
and he doesn't have kids of his own. At first,
I didn't know if he'd be able to handle dating

(39:23):
someone with kids, but he's been patient, consistent, and really
respectful of the boundaries I said. He's never pressured me
to meet my kids, but I can tell he's starting
to wonder when that might happen, because we're both talking
about long term plans now. The thing is, my boys
have only ever seen me date casually one other time
since their dad and I split and that relationship didn't
last long. I don't want to repeat that mistake. At

(39:45):
the same time, I don't want to wait too long
and make it seem like I'm hiding him from my life.
We've talked about marriage and building something real, so I
feel like it's heading in that direction. My question is
how long should a mom wait before introducing her kids
to the man she's dating. Is a year the right
time or should I hold off so I know for
sure he's going to be in this for a long haul.
I love this man, but I love my kids more,
and I want to make the right call for all

(40:06):
of us.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
Thank you A year here and plenty, like y'all should
have been met each other's family by now, and then,
not just that, y'all ain't y'all thirties, like y'all ain't
getting no younger, and y'all talking about y'all talking about
getting married to meet your kids.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Imagine, imagine y'all been together three and a half years
talking about getting married still and he finally wants to
prop the question he meets your kids and they get
on his fucking nerves? Then what or they don't like him?
What if he actually feels like he has a connection
with them, but one of them hates him, he other
likes him.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Then, and how y'all resolve there? I think I think
you've been dating long enough?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Yeah, enough trust you feel like you trust them? Like
the thing is, really do you trust? Do you feel
like you can trust them around the kids?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I mean? And then if you love them, I feel
like you would.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Does he want kids with his own?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Because if he does and you're willing to have another one,
he's gonna have to meet your kids. Exactly, just saying exactly.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
I think honestly, I think you you did a good
job of waiting. What would y'all say is like, just
for anybody else listening, Like, what would you say is
like the line like six seven months.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
But you just don't want to do it super early? Yeah,
like y'all only been on a couple of dates and
ship Yeah, like you know exclusive?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah, I guess it is true. It kind of depends
because if y'all, you know, you've been talking for six
seven months, but I ain't got serious to like the
last month, that's a different situation versus every time they're
with their dad, y'all are going out having fun, doing
stuff and constantly communicating and stuff. So maybe like nine
months to a year is something like this. So I

(42:05):
think you you did the right thing, and for me.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I feel like a good time.

Speaker 10 (42:09):
Like if y'allly like stayed up, like y'all are together,
y'all in a relationship, probably about maybe six months maybe
something like that, but I just don't do it the
first month or.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Definitely that part.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
That part. Well, appreciate your email there, and we're gonna
snap right back into it if I can figure out
how to move this thing. Get all me go there? Oh,
here we go. So polygamy has always been seen as
a taboo in modern society, but it makes you want it.

(42:43):
Could it actually work? And would we ever be open
to trying it ourselves? So first question for you guys
is why is polygamy? You've still seen this taboo in
most parts of the world even though it's been practiced
throughout history.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Because of the society we ended up being raised in.
I mean, it was free to.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Us, you know, just one man, one man, one woman
in the relationship or whatever.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Even though I'm a biba. The motherfuckers had multiple wives.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
This is what they would tell you that that's the
Old Testament.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
That's the Old Testaments, like, you know.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Even though in the New Testament they're still kings.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
That had multiple yes, you know, but because because you
pick and choose what you.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Want exactly exactly, so I mean, yeah, I mean that's
why society.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Society taught us or the church, say, church taught.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Us that that was the right thing to do, you know,
even though I mean in the sixties, I guess in
our guest century lifetime or whatever, like the sixties or
in the seventies, trying to bring into hippie with me,
I think that the trick had kind of like made
it somewhat okay, because.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I wouldn't have wanted to live in the sixties. But
if I could be in like a non racist state
and be in the sixties, just California was it. They
had parts, but they.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Were it was America was racist. America is yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Late them, late sixty I'm talking about like what motherfuckers
was all about? That piece of love and they still
behind yes, yea, yeah, I seventy five. As far back
as I'm going whenever I get that, damn how far
back would you, I ain't going to know what I

(44:31):
was so thankful I was born in the late eighties. Yeah, man,
and that my parents didn't do crack. That's what.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
So colleguean, that's like what multiple people. I feel like,
if you're gonna do this, like, y'all have to make
it an actual relationships. It can't be just like, oh,
were together, but I'm gonna go fuck this person person
like yeah, yeah, it needs to be like a legit
relationship that we all know about each other. But like
so it's like with.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Girlfriends, we all know about it, they all live each other.
I would I don't know. I don't know if I
would want to do it.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I wouldn't want to do it because I don't want, like,
even if it was me having the girls, I don't
want to deal with all of y'all at the same exactly.
I really don't like And then don't let y'all cycles
sink up at the same.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Once.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
And then it's like, let's says let's say it's a
little bit, let's say it's just three, right, there's still
a lot to deal with because somebody's gonna feel like
I'm giving one more attention than the other, because I
definitely will. It's gonna be the one who has the
best ass that's get the most attention. But outside of that,
like even if like let's say it's a big one,

(45:47):
like because I know people in the lifestyle where it's
like the dude will be married, his wife will have
a whole boyfriend, a couple of boyfriends, he has one girlfriend.
I'm like, how fuck y'all do this ship?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Man?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I'm like me, personally, I don't want to do it.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah, I think for me, like if I was going
to because I don't personally want to do it either,
But let's say hypothetically, like I would want to make
sure that each woman like had like a different personality
that mesh well with all the others. So like maybe
because all of them can't be like super jealous, Like
that's one thing, because it ain't gonna work out. But

(46:23):
maybe you have one person who's like the very nurturing person,
and you have another person who's like the wants to
watch sports and shit with you. You have another one
that I don't know, like making the house feel like
a home in a sense, but.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
You're still gonna lean more towards one than all the others. Eventually,
somebody gonna feel.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Some type of way, maybe, but if they all like
I think it really depends too on if they can
be really good friends or not. I think that plays
the part to it too. Let's flip instead of doing
a competition, Let's flip.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
The coin, because I've seen it a lot, at least recently.
To me, I'm a hipcrit Well, I see a woman
with like three or four boyfriends and one of them
will be like the husband.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
I'm like, how the funk? I'm like, I don't want
to be a part of that. I wouldn't risk I said,
that's what she wants, yea.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
And in theory it sounds good, but I.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Just don't think it would realistically work out long term if.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
You had all men or you talking about like.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Either women anyway, I just don't think it would work
out long term.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, because for.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Me, and they all literally went over.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
I mean, you have a different reason.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I don't feel guilty if I keep busting the nuts
with one and then I don't have enough for the
next one.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
And this, yeah, I think what probably is. I saw
this dude, I can't remember his name, and I screenshoted
his page, but he has I think five or six wives,
and so the first one. This was the whole story
is fucking crazy. So he was married to this one chick,

(48:06):
and then he had all these random ass families with
all the other them, so none of them knew about
each other. Oh yeah, and then he got caught.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I don't know if I'm called like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
I don't know if he got caught up or if
he just said I don't want to live this way
and he brought it.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
All out caught up.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
He was in another state, and then somebody actually like
in that state, they actually looked up against us marriage
and stuff and saw that he had four other wives.
The one he was trying to marry, got all their
contact information, called all of them and like threw it
all up.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
And so but then she then she okay, they no,
there's a different guy in because this guy didn't go
to jail, but his wife because he'd been married for
I think she said like six or seven years. And
so first she said she was hurt, but then like
they all had kids. He had kids with all of
them and must have. Yeah, so now they have like

(49:03):
a big old like following and they're getting paid together.
They make all the women make like little tiktoks and
reels together and ship and show. Uh they do a
live on Instagram and on TikTok. But the the sister
wives are always making videos together and he must have now,

(49:26):
especially well now now that they're getting paid.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
I have the patience to deal with conattitudes like yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Not imagine being all your wives at the same time.
And then I can't go talk to one of them.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
And and that's the other thing.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
It's like, you can't go have a serious conversation with
one because the other one's gonna start like on gossip
the other one.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Like you're going to have a stronger connection with one
than the other. It's just it's gonna happen when I'm
gonna relate to you better than the other ones. It's
just gonna happen. And then somebody's gonna feel some type
of way. I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can find him and
uh send it to y'all.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Does not cook at all gets the least attention.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
That is full show any anything any other.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
I just wouldn't be able to do it.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
The one, the one who doesn't have no ass well,
she wouldn't be she wouldn't be there, she wouldn't be
there at all. But yeah, the one that doesn't cook.
Yeah yeah, yeah gets the least for sure, for sure.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
But that would probably be the one is the best.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Ass.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
How do you think your friends or family would react
if you were in a politic relationship?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Literally, I'm pretty sure my mom want start cussing at me,
like what the f I feel like.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
The age rage of our parents.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
There's no way that majority of people in that age
rage books at that.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I don't know, because now they're getting to that point
where they're like accepting that they only got like fifteen
to twenty years lest the just like you know what.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
My cousins would be supporting it, Yeah, I support you.
They'd be like what did you doing?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Like, man, y'all supporting me? Like what the fuck is
wrong with y'all?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Look if you if you look like you were happy,
then who am I? Who am I? Like?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I'm happy around y'all. I'm like, man, real, I'm gonna
do like most mer people don't. Look all three of
them get Stacey Felicia, Like, you got one wife, I
got three, got three birthdays to remember, three anniversaries.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
To remember, and then you got all them dawn kids too.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Kids.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
See. Yeah, And that's the thing there. It's like if
I were to be in one, I would I mean, yeah,
I couldnot. I don't want that many kids.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I'm just I'm just looking about and I'm gonna cut
you off. I'm just I'm just thinking about. Like let's
just say everything was copoesthetic and everybody got along with them,
and everybody was working, and maybe you have one that
stays home and watches all the damn kids, or two
or they can rotate or whatever. Like just the money
you would save and then just stack up to where

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you could be like financially like dead free and all
that other stuff. Like look, I look at those things,
and then I can have my show like Homeboy and
just be making money. Cause people want to know, like
how y'all living like this or whatever.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I wouldn't be able to do it. I know I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
You know yourself. I respect myself. I respect that.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
I even think about my closest girlfriends and like spending
time with them.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
They get on my nerves after a while, so can you.

Speaker 7 (52:41):
I can imagine my husband's other wives like being happy.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Around them, but for you, it'd be the opposite. You'd
have three or four men's She don't want that. You know,
you wouldn't want that.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
I'm about having sex so much.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Well, I guess it would work for you if you
had two.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
Yeah, but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do it
that much like someone.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah, I was thinking about it, Like from from that
perspectives unless you just have someone who's like sex and holiday, like,
I don't see how Like from a woman's perspective, it's like,
come on, now, you wanted all of us, you're gonna
take all.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Just imagine that you're one guy. She just never wants
to do it. Like if you go talk to you're like, yeah, man,
it's been like it's like three weeks now, Like damn,
it was just wanting for me ship. It's just wanting
what but she wasn't.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Maybe maybe you might feel that way, but also you
could be like, well, sn't paying attention to me. I
had the freedom to go do whatever the I want
to go to tour.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Now it's almont.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
I just say you have to be out in the streets.
But I'm just saying you have the freedom to just
like all right, they're there, I can play video games all.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Day, i'd have to go to the streets. I have
to visit.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
So last time we got on the day, I think
everybody's got something they think is hyped up way more
than it deserves. And uh, we're just gonna break down
some different different topics here. So what is the most
overrated food you've ever had? What was overrated about it?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I just didn't know why people liked this so much.
To me, it was gross. I tried to cook.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Down pumpkin spice. Anything pumpkin spice, anything pumpkin spice is
overrated as hell to me. And I don't know if
y'all just say that you like it just because other
women say they like it. Also, UGGS was ugly as hell.

(54:53):
Uh oh wait, my bad, My bad. We're supposed to
staying on food, but I thought about punk and spices
and everything about us.

Speaker 11 (55:03):
But we're really about to go into Actually I didn't
really the first day that they.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Really I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I'm like, it's still the ship technically, so we're still
on food then. Oh, also the expensive ass steaks that
tastes like I could have made way better than that. Yeah,
Salt Bay doing that ship yeah, I yes, I have,

(55:38):
but I didn't pay for it. One of one of
my super rich friends was paying for that. I wasn't
gonna go to that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Then he like sprinkled and some ship on it.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
He was sprinkling saut so he didn't come to our table.
Another due k our table was sprinkling it. But his
niggas feeding motherfuckers. And I'm like, if you're a woman,
I get it. But it was season so so I
accidentally bought this season in one time at the store
because I'm just trying different season and it was this

(56:08):
Brazilian season, so I put it on my state like
I normally do it any season. It don't taste like ship.
It's like I spent like eight dollars on something that
don't work. And that's how these steaks tasted like like
it just tasted like unseasoned steak, like you knew there
was something there because you could feel it, but it
didn't taste like nothing. And I said, bro, and I

(56:30):
looked at an old buddy's bill because I was, you know,
a pocket watched. I said, what you spent on this
ship boil? Almost one thousand dollars on some bullshit on
Some bullshits are like, well, because I could cook, I
could cook way better steak for a lot cheaper crab legs.
That ship was crab les. They don't really fuck with

(56:54):
crab lads for real.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Too much work at.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Hey, that's how I feel about a fucking crawfish. That's
even more work for a little because you be eating
a little doodo.

Speaker 12 (57:07):
Park off And I don't suck they.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Any other overrated food, kayar. What did it tastes like?

Speaker 5 (57:24):
I don't even remember. It was so long ago, but
I remember I did not.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
Like it would pay so much money for it, and
I wish I could remember what it tasted like. It
was one time we were at a restaurant, somebody ordered it.
They're like, we all tried it, and this is what
people pay all this money for. And it was such
a small amount, and I think they paid so much
money for that small amount, and it was just like
and they put it on like a little fancy cracker basically,

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and I was like, this is.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Terrible because I've seen it, but it just looks like
it tastes discussions right.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
O, man, you might if y'all ever had breathe cheese yes, yeah,
fucking disgusting.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
I'm trying to remember what it takes. Is that the
one that tastes like real dry?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
So maybe it is a different Yeah, so it starts
out as a solid or whatever.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I see, I didn't know that. So I was interned.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Is I'm I'm in Austin for the state presending the
Diamn Patrick at the time, I was an intern for her.
I'm there for the swearing in. So the night before
they had a dinner for everybody. So I'm suit and
tied looking good. Other interns with French and are the
ones there with us earlier talking and you know, I'm
trying to be pools.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Oh you know it's so I'm gonna you know, got
you know. And I was very conservative with it. Wasn't
sitting there like you know.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Pile on, very very exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
So I had had a cracker and had some bree
and I was like, I.

Speaker 13 (58:59):
Can't think thicker bread anything bread. It's like a breech breech,
show da type bread about bread or whatever I gotta.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Put you know it. I am a texture person so bad.
I took a bite and next you know, just dissolved
in my mouth. Cheese and I was like, oh, Frank.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
He looked at me, say you're good. I'm like h
and he's like he grabbed. We had like nappers or whatever.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Disgusting, What the fun was that.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
I'll never have you tried goat cheese?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Though, yes, I love I don't like cheese. I love cheese.
I absolutely love go cheese, but cheese.

Speaker 7 (59:46):
But I get that about the bree cheese because it
but yeah, it's like gooey cheese, like I don't want
to get in the inside. You can't tell from that
that was like pretty solid, like it's it's soft, but
it's not.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
You wouldn't know that that was a yeah until yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Yeah. Also Oikos yogurt.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Yeah, I'm not it's it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Was overrated.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
I always buy the cheap yogurt, so whatever, I buy Greek,
but whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
It was, it's some expensive yoga.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
What vacation spot do you think is overrated?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
I'll start saying, well, you know, I'm not gonna say that.
I'm gonna say cruises, And I was only gonna say
that because.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
It depends on where that go. Who's on there?

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Yes, yes, and sailing out of New Orleans should have
known during Christmas time there's gonna be a bunch of
a bunch of people with family vacation shirts. It's all
got dark pigmentation and calls what is it boy?

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Running up and down the hallways at one o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
I think Vegas too. I like Vegas, but I think
it's overrated. Like once you've been five times, how many words?
Like what else can you see?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I mean, there's always shit in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
But I can under I can.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Understand like Vegas Vegas still to this day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I've been.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Vegas. It just depends on what you do. That's the thing.
Because I've been there whenever I was with my guys,
did ship, been there, did family shit, been there and
done work ship and I've had fun in all of them.
But if you keep going back and doing the same
exact thing over and over, definitely can be overrated. But
there's always something going on, at least for me. I'm

(01:01:49):
trying to think of a vacation spot. I think it's overrated.
Austin Texas. Yeah, I think Austin Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Yeah, I feel like Austin Texas, especially if you're going
for like I guess like I've taken my kids down there.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
I think san Antonio is world ridden.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Austin more people.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Definitely, Definitely san Antonio.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Nasty as river water ship, disgusting, But.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I feel like Austin is. Yeah, I mean I like Austin.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I only got trapped in the Elevator's why she don't
like san Antonio definitely.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
And I have a fear of this in close, small spaces,
so I had a mini panic attack.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Yeah, I wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
I don't know what happened. He's banging on a walk
on the door and no, I just couldn't Breathe does
anybody else in there with you? It was like a
super tight It wasn't. No.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
No, I got stuck with Jalen and an elevator in France.
That was like there was no besides him and me.
There was no room either.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Side of us.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
So what you're saying is we should never ride in
the elevator with you because you've been stuck.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Apparently, No, that was.

Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
Only two times I can think of where I got stuck.
But I walked up like eight flights of stairs after
I got stuck.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
On my friends, you can.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
Ride, I'm taking the stairs and there was like a
million stairs.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
I was like with my luggage.

Speaker 7 (01:03:21):
I was like, I don't care, and I think I
had put most of the luggage on the elevator with him, and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
I took like a bag with me.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
But I was like, oh, walk eighty fucking flights stairs,
probably get back on the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Little bit elevator.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
It was literally like the width of it was for
two people, Like you cannot fit to larger people in
an elevator beyond maybe three small people.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
And that was it, Like that was the max capacity.
I was like, give me the office elevator.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
I wish we had a C for this one. What
is an overrated celebrity or athlete that everybody praised it,
but you just don't see.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
It Lebron James.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Nope. The words that that, the words that Sharon says
are hers only those are not of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
So you're swift, but you're saying, I.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Feel like she's overrated. I like her, I don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
That's that's how y'all feel. It ain't gonna stop me
from listening to him. I said that that's how you feel.
It ain't gonna stop me from listening to him because
I listened to all three, the Big Three, Yes, somebody
who what's an overrated celebrity? Literally the song what's her name?

(01:04:46):
Rebel Wilson, Yes, she's overrated. She used to be and
then then she slimmed down and lost her funny. I mean,
she was never fun of me anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
But she played on.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Picture Perfect, the big girl, on Picture of the Blonde.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
The British girl. I think it was some.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Singing, some singing movie.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
She she's always just playing this. I don't know how
to describe I don't know how to describe her at all.
And that's how I know that she's not a good
actress at all.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
That at the end, Okay, I don't think I don't
really know who she is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
But you you see her bigger ass smile at that
big face smiling.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Ed Sharon him.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
I don't feel like he has a lot of hype anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
But they keep trying to push less this ship. Yeah,
I thought she was straight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Na she married Ramona Agrima. That's year.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
She sure plays like she likes men in her movies whenever,
or at least when she was doing oh yeah, you
know work, you know it? M respect mm hmm. Respect
Google what's an overrated life milestone? An overrated life milestone?
So things, so just to kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Yes, turning eighteen because you still gotta wait till you're
twenty one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Which don't make sense that you can live on your
own but you can't drink.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
You can go to war, you can't drink, you can
make poorn.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
It makes sense, make it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
You used to get cigarettes no more?

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Yeah, they change that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Which is stupid. Why was it even eighteen?

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
What is overrated now?

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
I would say college degrees when you don't use it,
especially that for anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
I don't care very fucking true. Ship man, mm hmm.
A brand new car literally about to say that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Yeah, a brand new cars over writer, get you a
car with about eight thousand miles on it, say so
much damn money, and it's gonna take you so much.
It's gonna take you far.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
A becoming your parents. That's money.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Buying the house?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Nah, I fuck that? Well nowadays, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Yes, nowadays, I bought my house. So she buy it
during the during the when it was a seller's market,
and it's worth now.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
It's still worth.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
We're starting to go down now.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
As you got my appraisals today and yeah, I'm so
glad we bought it what we bought it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Because because I look, because when they send my stuff,
I'm like, this house is not worth that much when
I think about how much I bought it for them,
like all right, whatever that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:12):
Is worth that And they're so expensive now that it
literally doesn't make sense financially because you're going to be
spending more putting one and more money into it and
you have to put more back for when everything breaks
because everything will break.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
Yes, but the good thing is well for some people,
and it should be most people. If you have connections
to get the things fixed, it won't be as expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Yeah, got as make sure you have good insurance, take
care of the necessary things to for you to fix
those things.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Inside the house because things do break quite often. It
fucking sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
But if you have you know, good friends or YouTube.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
Universities like you can fix this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
So I will say that too, though I will say that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
I do miss that part of being in an apartment
of town home is just calling somebody just take.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Care of it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
But I like having my freedom, not having to worry
about a damn thing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Fuck. I enjoying pool.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
So there we go that part, that part, and I
love not living in a neighborhood with an ho a
because that would suck.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
It fucking sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
So yeah, yeah that sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
And did they have them when he moved in.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
Yeah, purposely said I will not find out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
That has that joy and it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
I mean, and again, it's not like it's a bunch
of money. It's twenty dollars a month. But when you don't,
they don't.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
Give you complete control of your house though, Like that's
what's irritating.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
Well, I will say, because the president lives on our
street too, he's oh guy, he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
He doesn't buckle us at all.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
So y'all got a good h But.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
The thing that's annoying, even though like, yeah, we have
the thing that's annoying where we're paying for this pool
that is down the street right off the Timber View.
It's not even fucking open, has been open in almost
ten years.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
I'm like, bro, what the fuck am I for? Like,
mind you, we did have.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Logan's little birthday party years ago at at the little Clubhouse,
but it's been fucking close since then. Sorry about you
have to do all these revers but as many as
nobody in the neighborhoods. H yeah, So which is I
get it because you motherfuckers ain't doing it, Like, why the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Fuck do I want to bed? Oh yeah, it's so annoying.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Uh. That one year when we had like one of
the big freezers, they killed my dad's bushes in the
front of his house. So he just, you know, they
were just kind of whatever, and I think maybe like
a couple of weeks a gone by, so they're they're dead.
But he's like, you know, I'll change whenever I change it.
So they wrote him a big ass fucking l letter
saying if you don't remove these and putting new things in,

(01:10:59):
you're gonna charge. So this motherfucker had to go buy
I'll just call my dad a motherfucker. Sorry, but he
had to go buy some new bushes and stuff and
they look nice now. But I'm like, bro, they really
just made you. They said, hey, if you don't do this,
we're gonna charge you X amount every two days until
you fix over, yeah, the outside of your house, which

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How can I get at you?

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Bro on? I g at the.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Risk on a black Superman And when it comes to
my Instagram, it's missed no two K five miss.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
No one more.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
It's mister n V E M b E R two
K five polygamy. It's overrated. And if you don't know,
now you know peace. And there ain't no song either