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August 5, 2025 83 mins
This week’s *Ooooh They Funny* veered from playful to profound as the crew imagined a world where men and women swap societal roles for a month, trading safety concerns, periods and hormones for stoicism and emotional suppression to see if empathy finally blossoms. They dove into a wild story of a man who, after 27 years, blew up an enemy’s gravesite with dynamite, sparking a debate on generational curses, revenge versus healing, and whether breaking toxic cycles means cutting ties. Then they pondered whether trading ten years of life for guaranteed success is worth it—what “success” even means, and how family, health and stress factor in. Finally, a discussion about erasing a painful memory raised questions about identity: do we lose part of ourselves with the bad memories we’d delete, and is forgetting really healing or just avoidance?
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
Lace wood depends if you dreams or the thought, then
it's something they can.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Melch, make you laugh, make you cry. Have you looking
at your friends like, tell me why?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
How could he?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
What did she did? They say that?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
MG, I can't replease play that back?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Put the kids to bad because it might get ronchiven't
like to welcome y'all to our private part.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I think it's safe to say these.

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Amigo type asquitos got them yelling.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay, I told her world they'd have messed up.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Now we'd have took the cat off. Ain't gonna hold
him down.

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Speaker 7 (01:28):
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Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
We are back, and I apologize that I didn't tell
you we weren't gonna have a show last week.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Want to get in there. I just want to apologize
to him. I'm telling jac and.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
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again because it's not gonna have one next week.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, we ain't gonna have one next week. It's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Sometimes we gotta go on vacation before the real grind starts.
We're kind of like ESPN during the summertime. We might
take a little break here or there. Once football season
starts on, we'll be back.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's Tony, that's fine. I stay getting ship.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm sorry. What's the city that y'all have?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Venus?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm sorry to the people in Venus.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I apologize right by.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You, right my uncle and my sister you Uncle Lynn
would what.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I have an Uncle Lynn? Shout out to Uncle Lynn.
I don't know if he still listens. Every time I
seen him him, be.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Like, you know, if you listening to y'all little show like.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Nigga, know you weren't it's like eighty five. No, you
weren't what if here? Because you don't ever tell me nothing.
He'd just be like he couldn't name one thing. I
was like, oh really, what about He's not not this
one but the one. And I'm be like, okay, all right, whatever.

Speaker 8 (03:11):
Listen, I mean the one ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I appreciate you, but.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
We are that.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
No, that's another reason. But we got a lot of
things to talk about. We're going to be talking about
if men and women switch roles generational curses, would you
take a ten year life cut for guaranteed success? Which
memory we got some emails and possibly some green flags.

(03:42):
But before we get to any of that, y'all know
what time it is, so let's get to it.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
And now it's time for things not good.

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Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, and uh, as always, we got to give a
big shout out to Lucille's over.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
There for Main and broad Man, y'all know what it
is man, the first of the month, y'all know.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
What it is this upcoming Friday, And if you weren't
there for my Popps birthday this weekend, Lord, great celebration.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Shout out to old.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Man, and y'all even had him dancing in the TUXXE
though he really won. Shout out the old man, Anderson,
I think, how is he now? I think he's sixty three.
Let's see sixty four.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
He's three and sixty four. Hold on, I'm about to
turn thirty nine. Yeah, he just turned sixty four, So
shout out the old man.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
And Uh.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
The first thing, we're not gonna talk about Trump's newest
TV hosts. He's going after his Oprah's bestI, Gail King.
I don't know why, but he was.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Tweeting about it.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I was looking for a reason as to why he's
going after her, but he was doing the same thing.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
That she's a terrible person and she shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I'm like, but what does she and I couldn't find
anything that she said about him in the new episode?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Did so they did the second episode.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
They did the second episode. I need to watch it,
watch both of them because I watched the first one.
Did go after so he's gonna be a recurring role.

Speaker 9 (05:25):
Basically, this is straight and it's a I like, dude,
it is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Okay, I gotta watch the second one then, because I
thought they're gonna leave it bad.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
They got their money, like they can't do the topinion
something like that.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
Like, what was the second episode?

Speaker 8 (05:42):
So that's a new episode.

Speaker 10 (05:43):
I think I just want to make sure the same
already watched.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
In the Desert.

Speaker 8 (05:48):
Yeah, that's the second I know was the first. You
didn't see the first one with the Devil that it
was like a few weeks ago, the one with the
with Satan or whatever.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I guess, No, you saw you saw that little commercial
thing commercial the meme myself.

Speaker 10 (06:06):
No, I watched the cli in the desert.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, that's no of the second episode. And that's how
the first one is.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Is it? Yeah, it starts.

Speaker 11 (06:16):
Yeah, it's why I don't watch the whole episode.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
He's in the whole episode. She ain't watch it. She's
be lying like Wood that was gonna say. Now something's
lying like we don't get somebody all. We're just gonna
say little Wood, Uh, nothing. We're not gonna talk about
rapper Trick Daddy, who's fifty one, says single women over
thirty five are damaged goods.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Nothing. We're not gonna talk about Shikari. Ridgarson got arrested
for fighting her boyfriend in the airport, which surprised me
because I thought she was gay.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Really didn't she she had a girlfriend when she when
she came out, she did.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Type in Shekari's girlfriend. She had had a girlfriend, because
I was like, oh, she could be.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Another thing we're not gonna talk about. Rapper. Little Tay
made one million and three hours on OnlyFans after turning eighteen.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Little Tay for the youngest flexer every there. Bro, she
like she came to fame like five six years ago.
Stupid shit, it might have been longer than that.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
She was like nine.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I literally watched the video about her today somebody's talking
about our society is feeling.

Speaker 9 (07:31):
Oh that's a little girl everybody wanted to start like
they started with my guys or like people pedophiles for going.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
And go yea like that.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, bro, Like her her brother set up the whole thing,
got her to talk all that ship like the youngest
flex So basically.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Her mom was like like a realtor, Yeah, a realtor.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
And they were just being rented mansions and ship making
that their mom was showing off the clients.

Speaker 8 (07:53):
Like a little dancing and ship like that.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Right, Like she was like nine or something. Yeah. Bro,
but here's the thing I literally saw other day. Her
brother was.

Speaker 12 (08:01):
Talking, No, you better not start this, blah blah blah.
She said, people have been waiting for this for like
six years. I'm like, you're eighteen. What do you mean
people have been waiting for six years. I'm like, that's
some creepy ass ship. What the fuck are you talking about?
And then the niggas who signed.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Up for it are some weird bro just them whatever.
Bad baby turned eighteen? Who was there was another one? Uh,
the girl's kind of slow. I'm sorry, VICKI Yeah, woa
Vicky who?

Speaker 10 (08:29):
I don't even know that one.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
That's kind of seriously, she's on the spectrum.

Speaker 9 (08:35):
I mean they said that, Uh what was the song
with a little young money?

Speaker 8 (08:40):
Yeah, about three years.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
No, not cards with the you know what? And we
let him get a pant Yeah, we him let anything.
There's no outrage or nothing. We just acted like we
didn't hear that part.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Last thing we're not gonna talk about. Gilbert Areena says
he snip after getting arrested for allegedly being involved in
a legal gambling operation.

Speaker 9 (09:04):
Shout out to him though, Hey, that's a smart, smart
fucking idea. Yea, But but then the reason why he
got caught up is because the whole like I guess,
there's like some Arab type thing everybody I'm from, you know,
the Arabs countries and all that stuff, and it's a privately,
big time, big.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
Time good business man.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
So let's say men and women had to completely switch
roles in society for one month. What are some daily
things men take for granted that women deal with constantly
and vice versa.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Y'all don't make less money.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Y'all really don't. Y'all don't y'all used to? Not no
more overall, I'm pretty sure we make less nice you
don't if you're talking if you're talking about like on
like the and they.

Speaker 10 (09:52):
Don't count corporate.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Y'all.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Like if we're talking about upper upper echelon, yes, men
still may more, but lower mid No, y'all are killing
it now because y'all are educated and getting jobs. And yeah,
it's not it's not like it was.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
They gonna keep putting, They're gonna keep pushing.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
An eighteen old just made a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yes, don't tell me, no, you said it doesn't matter.

Speaker 9 (10:25):
I mean, is the only way it would be comparable
is that men and women were shaped the exact same
we had the same body parts.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Still, but it will be a man and women at them.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
So someone is paying for what's another daily thing that
that women might take for granted that we deal with
this having people not care about you.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
What I'm saying, bro, like he's got to be a
man and sunk it up. You don't matter what the
fuck is going on.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Definitely say that. I think another one. A lot of
it has to do with us not being cared about people.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Like Chris Rock said, we're not living un conditionally.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
But something something that I do think that we say
for granted is like we can walk through like alleys
and stuff and I feel, yeah, you don't have all
you can.

Speaker 10 (11:28):
Said, go for a walk in a neighborhood that in the.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Dark, yet in the daytime we.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
Know what I mean, Pup's coming shooting me, That's what.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's what I'm saying, not talking about dying.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Because if we went on to hint Bro, like I'm
going to run from the bear, They're not thinking about
this to him.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
They running to him because of what they think I'm
gonna do. So we don't.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
I don't have that thought. If I see a beer,
I'm gonna respect that mother. The other way, if I
see a group of niggas, i'mna be like y'all see this.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, take off, take all.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
If men had to deal with periods, cramps, and hormones
for a month, how would the world change?

Speaker 8 (12:15):
Breaking mirror?

Speaker 10 (12:16):
Please don't break my mirror?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Got how would the periods?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
What I said, if if men had to deal with periods, cramps,
and hormones for a month, how would the world change?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
We get cramps, it's just their self inflicted.

Speaker 9 (12:33):
We're still be in the same predicament that we're in
as No one cares right now.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
So well, trum periods, would you have to wear your
tampon condom.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Like you bleed out of.

Speaker 10 (12:53):
The can bleed out?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, it'd be dirty because there's only one hole because
they got two, we only got one. And then when
you're pissing, it's coming out with ah.

Speaker 10 (13:07):
I mean what's yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Okay, so that would be us. Now what happens with them?
Like they have the rules of us, like.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I got something for them.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
I'm just I'm just going through all the different wody
would care if we had all that, You don't think
we would feel more of what's the word? They have
more empathy, have more empathy whenever they have cramp sens.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
We really wouldn't.

Speaker 11 (13:28):
I feel like the majority of men are we need
dogs when it comes to getting sick in general.

Speaker 10 (13:34):
So, yeah, y'all would not y'all wouldn't do well.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I mean.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
At the beginning, the beginning of time that would be
used to ship. Yeah, but then but once.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
We got our first period, we're not going to use
that excuse when we're thirty seven exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
That is true.

Speaker 9 (13:56):
My period I can't come into work todayiod is just
beyond I love.

Speaker 13 (14:00):
How people that have never had a period like.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Know what it.

Speaker 10 (14:05):
Feels I don't.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
I wish that you would know what it's like for
your reproductive organs be on the outside you acidentally sit
on them.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
What you doing with that pain for.

Speaker 10 (14:15):
An entire week?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Though it feels like its just not like it does.

Speaker 13 (14:21):
Does it cause you to ball up in a freaking
I like?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I like how someone who doesn't have balls can talk
about what feels like the ball.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I've never seen one of y'all for days, You've never
When is the last time you saw someone get kicked
in like the most hardest kick of.

Speaker 10 (14:39):
All time, get kicked in the ball somebody.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Because you might have someone who does karate, yes, who's
that who used to do the little thing in w China.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
You might have someone come up behind you just.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
What motherfuckers to do it?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Just like No, on a serious note, I get it,
y'all's hormones and kind of throw stuff out of wack.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
You can't control that. So if we have to deal
with that, no more would care.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I would like to see because sometimes I'll talk to
some of my friends and they will just be on
some weird ass ship because their hormones are kicking and
like nothing that they're doing is makes sense, and then
once they get off of it, they're like, oh, I'm
back to normal. I would like to see how we
handle that ship.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
But could you imagine literally everything swapped like they thought
process was now like man like they'll basically fuck anything
and willing to pay money for it.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I started only.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Fans, we would be here to start.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Only fans immediately and would have zero We would be
killing it.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
You give me a month, a month to collect I'm
over here, I'm over here, shaking my little tampon that
they don't do as well.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Who's who's a top earner that you know?

Speaker 13 (15:51):
I don't know a top female earner. I don't watch
all the fans.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't know, but we can.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
I can eat like three that made millions women.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, because they posted, they showed the receipts. I don't.
I don't know one man that's posted anything. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (16:11):
I don't know any womeny of that.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
So you know about her only fans I didn't even
know she had the only fans I did.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
She made millions off she did prior to her career.

Speaker 8 (16:28):
Now, and.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
She probably could have did it for like three months
and then had jokes doing it and it ain't nothing
on that but her just a bathing bathing suits and crap.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
A lot of celebrities that did it most of the time.
They just like ring bikinis and ship I've seen the leaks.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Do you think women could handle the emotional suppression men
are expected to carry what they crack.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
If they were used to it their whole life.

Speaker 11 (16:50):
Yeah, yeah, we could do a lot of stuff better
than picture now if we didn't have hormones.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
That's how I thought you were making it like that
we literally inherit their hormones.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
They in here at our stuff.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
If it was literally just swapping everything that, yeah, they'd
be used to it.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
It's only for a month, so they wouldn't be used
to it, like we're just switching at the at the start.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Of the month and they can handle it. Maybe they don't.
They don't get to feel the real pain, Tony.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
They don't get to feel the real that is true,
just a moe thing enough to feel the pain man
has to suppress years.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
You had some years of knowing that don't nobody really
care about you but your mother?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah? Yeah, what about your girl?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
She cares about you.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
There is there's conditions to it.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
That you did stop working, Let it stop working and
no pill m.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
And I also think that do cat calls bother you?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yes? Why because it's irritating. Do they still do this?
They still do this everything you know?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Miss a.

Speaker 14 (18:17):
Miss I don't think I've never, at one point in
my entire life responded to that though, Like I never
was in even a point where I'm like even in
my younger years where I'm like, oh I can I
can at least turn around in blood, Like I'm literally
gonna purposefully not even turn around, because that's so stupid
to me.

Speaker 11 (18:35):
I mean, I know people that's so disrespectful, which it is,
but it's also stupid, like you're an adult, adult human
being and you're making noises to get my attention.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
So never was his name? Never did this?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
See oh ramon?

Speaker 8 (18:50):
Whatever we go, vermons.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Have you' all ever beene cat calls?

Speaker 8 (18:56):
Not for like in public, like joking around with homies
like I got, but.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Not not like like a real one, because I.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Will admit with you, yes, she's annoying you.

Speaker 11 (19:08):
I mean, the worst place to walk past is a
construction site.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
My god, in New York, she got cars.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Put off, get some material, like.

Speaker 11 (19:33):
I know people use it on TV a lot, but
that is so fucking true. Like anytime you walk past
anywhere they're doing construction. I don't know why that is
the number one place that people you do can't calling.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Let me find out.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
You drive like South Mansfield when they building their houses
and you intentionally.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Walk prop my car on the corner and go.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Where ladies and gentlemen where we stay. We don't have
a budget, just random around my whole life.

Speaker 8 (19:59):
Whenever go the Highlands, she's parking over the new new apartment,
went parks right next to the new apartment.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I know what you did when they was building air
tn T Stadium.

Speaker 8 (20:11):
You that what you did?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
She said, all right, I'm at the Taco bell right now,
I'm gonna walk over here and she will walked by
the construction.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
Site right right next right now.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I worked about.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Man, truth, you know.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I like the fact that we did get that disc.
I'm glad you got out of there, but boy, I
missed her. There was just the part just walked through
that mug man. Man, that's right, that's part. Yeah, the
best party right.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Through the back. Come on, brother, let's go, no parking man.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
That was that was beautiful times.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
So I saw this video on I G with the
dude by the name of del Sean.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Uh The priests had been killed twenty seven years ago,
and when one of his ops finally got out of jail,
he decided to go to old boy's grave and blow
it up with dynamite.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Grave.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
God, my first thing was seven years leader, I think
was what was the reason? What did he do that?

Speaker 15 (21:17):
Man?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
God damn.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
My first question to this is that at what point
does a grudge turn into a generational curse, like how
long is too long to hold on to hate dacause
twenty seven damn years.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
I don't know if that's a generational curve. I think
this is a grut.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
No, I say generational curse because think about like way
back in the day, whenever one family like hated another family,
they just fought through years to whether they forgot where
what they were fighting about, and then it's just a
generational curse of like I like, you're boring into like
fighting like Cripson bloods, Like.

Speaker 9 (21:48):
What stupidity I say, I mean generational curse when you
say when I read that, when you said different, I
was thinking like a spiritual.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I thought it was like alcohol.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well I was gonna go go into some more story.
I mean, but but yes, but this is like I think.

Speaker 8 (22:04):
On this side, this story is a fucking grudge.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
You just just let it go. And what does this
nigga do? Bro?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
You was locked up for them in thirty years years
getting out, It's like his brain didn't get arrested again.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I don't hear nothing else. I don't hear nothing else
about it.

Speaker 10 (22:21):
But did it I'm assuming got at least.

Speaker 8 (22:29):
The hell.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Because you blow up other people's Like, nobody's ever made
me that mad. Bro to where like almost three decades.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Where are you getting this dynamite from?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
For real?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Like he's dead already.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't feel that at all.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
I mean it's just or he was just mad because
he was locked up whenever Old Buddy died, so he
didn't get his opportunity to get you died.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
Too early, died too early.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, yeah, blow your ass up.

Speaker 10 (23:02):
My original plan before now yeah, it's never taking ship now.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
I mean at least he didn't go after like dudes,
kids and stuff. I was, yeah, but still bro like,
at that point, you might as well you finish, like
I can't blow your ass up nothing.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
Bones scattered all over the place.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
And because I was reading it because the grave next
to it, they got mad about that. Actually no, I
thought I'm confusing another story because there was another story
where the group was mad because someone's grave next to it.
The leg was hanging on the on the casket as
they were burying the.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Loved one, which I'm just like, not just put it
in the casket, Like just what was hanging through the
was hanging through the dirt. Who's the funeral.

Speaker 8 (23:48):
Director, like, God, damn, y'all funked up man.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
That's unfortunately, I'm sure, I mean, blew up man.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
You gotta think this man is fifty, he's in his field.
This fucking pity bro. It's not funny. It is funny.

Speaker 9 (24:09):
You you got hard word stupidity man, Like I mean
some I'm assuming he was a blood of cript.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
He's from Chicago or Detroit.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Because we were supposed to do We were supposed to
do this topic like three weeks ago. Remember it's just
been creeping up.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
We didn't touch on that, no, because yours was out
of town and didn't say ship.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I thought, okay, oh no, I tried to say some ship,
but it didn't sin. I was in a spot that
it had no kind of damn signal. And I looked
at the text that I sent y'all.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Y'all got like the second text and not the first
text I sent, And I was like, whatever, they'll figure
it out because it didn't even make sense. It was
like I'm in the boonies or something. It didn't even
make sense to what I sent, y'all or whatever.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
So I guess in the sense y'all were thinking about
like the the alcohol curses and and I was thinking
about when I was thinking about this, I was thinking about,
like the mafia families that keep.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Going at it for years years years.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
I feel like that's more of a I don't I
don't know if it's generational. And this is my personal opinion.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (25:14):
I don't consider that generational. That's more of a.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Was born.

Speaker 9 (25:19):
You're born into it. You're born into the stupidity of
south side Chicago, Detroit, crips and bloods, like you're born
into or.

Speaker 16 (25:29):
Even saw I TikTok As somewhere in Louisiana, New Orleans,
Louisiana talking about these kids they ain't never seen the porch,
Like they ain't got no porch, They see the streets,
and I was like, he's born into that shit.

Speaker 8 (25:40):
Generational to me is when it kind of comes into
a spiritual sense, right.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
It's like I'll say, like with my family, like we
had I feel like we had a generational curse where
one of the eldest men of the family was dying
before they turned forty five. Yeah, and it helped up
with my dad and so it's like there's a lot
of ship. It was like, oh, shouldn't like this could
be real, this could be legit or whatever.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
So is that what your grandpa too? You passed away
around so no, it ended.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
So my dad wasn't the eldest boy, My dad was
the second.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:20):
Sorry, but no, There's there's certain things that like where
like kind of connects us, like ship or whatever. So
that's what I think of generational when whenever you say
generational curses.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Like something not that you.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Were born into, Like yeah, we're born into that, I.

Speaker 9 (26:38):
Guess, curse whatever, But you're not born into learning the mafia,
learning the gang gang life and.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Ship like that.

Speaker 17 (26:50):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's like, I mean, you're living your normal life.

Speaker 9 (26:52):
But then something catastrophic happens you die before a certain
age or and ship like that. So I think it
a little bit different. I do get where you're coming from,
but I just see it a little different. You know,
when it comes to generational curse or whatever, this is
just you're born into stupidity and born into the violence
of like like you said, mafia, you're born into the

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crime family. You know, you're Michael Corleone, and you gotta
take over the family, keep making the money, you know,
Michael Corleone lived forever, you know, all that time and
finally died later on, and then the sons or family
kept going on whatever it was, you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
So I feel like it's a little different.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Because see, I look at it like, and of course
we can go through like the alcohol type of generational curve.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
We can go through the men with tiny penises, generational curse. God,
that'd be terrible, man.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I would hope that that wouldn't be hereditary.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
It's gotta be.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
If like the mom's dad had a bigger winner and
you somehow take that from her side.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
And get like an extra two inches. But if you
daddy had four, let push you at average now. So
he yes, I'm just saying, bro, I'm glad I'm black.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Now.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
We know that don't mean nothing. Yeah, I learned me
and my family in my life.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Risky put her head down.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
She's like, I've got some ram.

Speaker 8 (28:28):
It's not about the size, guys, It's about how you can.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Have So you said, in your family, the generational curses,
the eldest passing away around forty five ish, do you
have any of your.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
I'm adopted, bro, So I don't know what happens on
my biological side.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
That's true, but going off of your adopted parents, that
they have anything that you knew of, Nope, how about yourself?

Speaker 10 (28:58):
Not really?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
You know, I think on my mom's side the well.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
At least like my grandmother's siblings, they all drink heavy. Yeah,
so I was like, got that motherfucker bug there. As
far as any other curse, I'm trying to I can't
think of any thing else. And if there was, they
were probably broken.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I'm sure we got. We all had like some slavery
trauma and.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Us that from somewhere. But I love for chicken.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Watermelond. I don't know why that risk. She said, y'all
get me.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
So chicken, that's why she's walking on. She said, y'all
are gonna get me. I'm gonna make sure that I
don't get no n words out of me.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
On hair.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
We have to take it out the beauty of the
beauty your podcast.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
If you see, she still didn't deny it.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
It still hasn't denied generational curse. So we'll take a
break when we come back. We got some emails you're
listening to.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Ooh they funny.

Speaker 17 (30:17):
Fellas. You can't let her keep doing this taking your
old spice deep padration with a low body wash.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
It's unacceptable.

Speaker 17 (30:25):
King.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
She's gonna have to undershame that you got your.

Speaker 10 (30:30):
Own groom needs a dealer.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
She might say, boy, please, what's your's mine?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I'll buy moil beach just fine.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
What if she don't, don't go. Don't let her bring
up the guy calle let her know.

Speaker 9 (30:43):
Meant time and time again, she's been taking your spy
steep padration.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
You gotta be good for yourself. Don't let her.

Speaker 15 (30:58):
You said, there's nothing.

Speaker 17 (30:59):
There to all my guys. Never let your skin go dry,
and always keep an eye on your old spice body
lotion and body wash because men have skin too.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
And you're listening to Ooh they funny at Local National Global.
So we got three emails tonight. First one got here. Hey, y'all.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
First off, love the show. I usually just listen, laugh
and keep it pushing, but today I need y'all's input
on something that has me all.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Kinds of twisted.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
So I'm twenty nine, live in Atlanta, and I've been
roommates with my boy Malie.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
He's thirty two.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
For the last.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
For the last year some change. Met through mutual friends.
He needed a spot, and I had a second bedroom
that was just collecting dust from the jump. Everything was cool,
real cool.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
He pays his half on time, keys to himself, doesn't
eat my snacks for lead beard clippings in the sink.
I've never seen him bring a woman home, and I've
never brought any drama his way. It's been one of
the smoothest living situations I've ever had. He stays in
his lane, I stay in mind. We dap each other up, occasionally,
watch a game, maybe crack jokes in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
But that's it. Now here's where things get messy.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
I come home from work last Friday, regular regular day.
As I'm walking down the hallway to our door, my
girl Tea is walking out of the apartment and I'm
talking about Tia, the friend I've known since college, who's
been at every birthday dinner, who helped me move the
giant ass Ikia couch into this apartment, who never once
mentioned even knowing Malik like that. She just froze when

(32:50):
she saw me. We made awkward eye contact. She gave
me this half smile like hey girl, and scurry past
me like she stole something.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
So I walk in and Malik is on the couch.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Would yet.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
So I walk in and Malik is on the couch,
hoodie on, not saying a damn thing, just scrolling on
his phone like he didn't just commit a social felony.
I didn't say anything either. I just went to my room,
closed the door, and stared at the wall like a
psycho for two hours. I don't even know why I'm
so in my feelings. It's not like Malik is my man.
We never crossed that line. I've never even looked at
him like that, or at least I didn't think I did.

(33:25):
But something about seeing her walking out of our apartment
had me feeling played, like both of them went behind
my back to do something that's low key feels disrespectful,
even if it technically isn't. Now I can't stop overthinking
was this a one time thing? Are they messing around now?
Did she lie by something before?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Is this just my ego? Am I jealous?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Or do I just hate the idea of my homegirl
being in the same space where I walk around in
my bondo and no brawl like it's a sacred ground.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
So here's my question. Am I tripping? Or is this
one of those unspoken lines? You're not supposed to cross
with your friend's roommate, especially when y'all are supposed to
be cool. Let me know, I'm open to being dragged
if I need it.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna drag you. Whole time.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
You had a homegirl that'll help you move, Like what? Yeah,
I'm thinking that you a dude this whole time. But
I guess I should have known you working playing or
saying like.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
There's no beard clippings and ship because the dude whatever,
I do the same thing. But ball you got us? Yeah,
you and you, I mean you a little sensitive like.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Man at all, y'all ain't done nothing message Yeah, yeah
exactly unless he even Yeah, he's gonna clomp.

Speaker 8 (34:34):
That's what got her in her feelings. Yeah, you're being
jealous for no reason. Ain't your man? What's ther homegirl's name?
That Tea Smashing league or whatever?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
He thirty two U twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Y'all are roommates, y'allo girling to be playing that ship
like somebody y'all are fucking exactly.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
You know, there's no way.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Why if they were fucking, why would he bring Tea
into the place.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
And if y'all ain't fucking why aren't y'all fucking y'all.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
There's no way I would have been thirty two, grown
as fuck living with a grown ass woman.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
And I'm not fun.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Listen, that's true.

Speaker 9 (35:18):
Baby, in your face, I'm creepy and putting in your body.
One of the one of those three areas is going in.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
The fact that are y'all living together?

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Y'all say she brought them?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
She says she brought them the leak in right, U.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, they've been roommates for the last year and some change,
and they met through mutual friends. He needed a spot
and I had the second bedroom that was collecting dust.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
See, you already knew you had feelings for the cat.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
I mean, I mean, I'm not gonna say that because
it really now, because I've had a couple of homegirls
that live with dudes and they really and it could
have been because the dude was ugly.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
As fuck exactly.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
That was my next question. You know, she didn't describe
what Malie looked like, so she wouldn't have to because.

Speaker 9 (36:03):
She already put her feelings out there, like she upset
with Tia, because she came out there after Tea got dicked.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
Down by Malie. Malik over here chilling, keeping it real.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
You know, she's just.

Speaker 8 (36:15):
She's jealous as fuck. Like, Yo, if you wanted to dick,
you should have taken the dick and walking around.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, couldn't be. Maybe she feels so sort of way
because he never tried to hit at her, because.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
She maybe she thought, well, he's probably one of them.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, first, care what you got to say on this.

Speaker 10 (36:31):
From your perspective, you said we're right to play double's advocate.

Speaker 11 (36:38):
I think if I would have been the girl the friend,
I wouldn't. I would probably would have talked to my
friend first. Yeah, because I'm not just gonna go start
messing with my friend's roommate, not talk because I talked
to my friends.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
And I tell them it's his place too. Though.

Speaker 14 (36:53):
Yeah, but then if you know you're gonna potentially get
caught and then.

Speaker 10 (36:57):
Look like you're caught here, you go, Shit, you ain't
do nothing bad, not nothing bad.

Speaker 11 (37:02):
No, But at the same time I know she probably like, damn,
I should have probably told her.

Speaker 10 (37:07):
From a man. I mean he didn't he like, but
I'm just saying, it's.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
The first time you've seen and it's like, Okay, now
I'm gonna tell.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
You like, yo, Listen, Let's say I was dumb enough
to do that ship.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
If I'm dumb enough to be living with a chick
or whatever, and I see one of my homeboys leaving.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
And I ain't never done nothing with all, how am
I get mad at him?

Speaker 10 (37:27):
Well, I don't think she should be mad.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
I'm just saying, like, I think I would be like,
damn like, like, she could have told me if they
were messing around.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
It ain't his or her obligation to tell me that.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
See from her point of view, I could see like
because because here's this. Let's say they're messing around and
they start dating and then they break up, and this
is my roommate and that The thing is.

Speaker 9 (37:49):
If you start dating, you're going to tell the person
at that point in time you just fucking You're just fucking.

Speaker 10 (37:53):
But if it starts, no, no, listen.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
If I'm just fucking a so so you you got
with with any woman you haven't dated, you dated first before,
you fun.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
First, and then eventually once it happened.

Speaker 10 (38:09):
That's what I just said.

Speaker 8 (38:10):
If I'm sucking the fun and I have no interest
in you, I don't know I'm good too.

Speaker 18 (38:16):
Fuck because you're not in a relationship right now unless
they are, unless in a relation.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Show, Well, if it's been secret this whole time, you
tell everybody.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
Okay, so you're telling.

Speaker 13 (38:29):
You most of my friends know generally who I sleep with?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yes, why what we do? Why?

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Like?

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Who the fuck cares?

Speaker 17 (38:40):
Like?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Listen, like I guess.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
I mean the only time one of my friends ever
found out I was smashing somebody is.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
It was like, I don't know everybody.

Speaker 13 (38:54):
I don't I don't even remember cleared that y'all don't
really talk to each other that I.

Speaker 8 (39:00):
Had two roommates, my best friends. We were roommates. You
know how many chicks I brought over? And I'm over here,
fucking he Listen, this is Hannah, and uh that's what
you know, smash.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
But it's still not the same. It's still not the
same thing.

Speaker 8 (39:21):
Friend, Hannah's not gonna know.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Norm will like she knows, I don't know. It's just listen.
I'm still stuck on this two growing.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Of the opposite sex living together for over a year,
and yes he was seeing her close friend or whatever,
But how did they not come up with like how
do they not talk at some point and say hey, like,
don't you live with Malik or whatever.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
None of that ever came up.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I think Tia knew that she lived because she probably
just viewed it as like, well, ship, she ain't ever
talking about them exactly.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
It's free game, like I mean, she's not telling me.
It's I'm not crossing boundaries in that aspect.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
I'm not going like I know about the women's code.
I know what dudes, it wouldn't matter, but I wouldn't.
There's a bro there's a bro co but not and
this we.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Don't care exactly. Ain't shit happened, But clearly you ain't.
You ain't sitting no type of boundaries at all. You
ain't said ship about him to where she.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Would feel like she should have protactly.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
But she said, but let me ask you this though.
Let's say that you are the tea in this thing,
like you're the dude, and there's a chick I'm coming
to see, and there's a chick that You're coming to see,
and your homeboy is the room at yes, so all
you've been smashing with this chick. You don't think your
home like you are you smashing the chicks. So now

(40:40):
you know that your homeboy lives with this chick in
the back of your mind, you will.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Be like, damn they, I wouldn't give a fun. If
I'm just casually seeing you start smashing.

Speaker 9 (40:51):
This feelings and I'm expecting to make it into a relationship,
that's a different story. We've already had the conversation between
myself and a chick and then she knows not across
the line.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
For me, it wouldn't get past that. I'm like, you
live with my homeboy.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
It ain't gonna get past me just dicking you down
because I'm already getting in my mind the.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Way outside and nothing you can tell me to make
me feel like you haven't. I'd be like, I know,
my name is my name? Get pussy like, ain't no way,
he ain't fucking you.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
But that's the thing too though, Like we know that.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
But also if we are expecting to get in a relationship,
we're gonna tell our homies at that point.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
But if we're just dicking her down and she's like that,
we're not gonna say for her, you ain't she ain't
living with him more.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
You know, y'all know this is the lass we've ever discussed.
The email, and I respect that.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
It's I just feel like being silly.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
Yeah, unless you unless you told Tia that you had
feelings from the.

Speaker 9 (41:42):
League and you were just worried and you don't know
how to come about it because y'all are roommates.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
Y'all been in roommates for a year or whatever.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
That's on you. That's on that.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
Then I will put blame on Tia. But you have
from what you said in the you know, you have
not said you told Tia anything about anything that ship.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, at the end of the day, no reason.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah, you hate because your friend got some and you
and they all say you like, oh, this is a
handsome man, that's all.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
That's what happened. Do y'all do that? Y'all do? So
why is it that when it's a guy? Why is
it when.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
It's a guy who y'all really ain't feeling at first,
but as soon as another chick pays attention to him, Now, y'all,
he is kind of cute.

Speaker 13 (42:23):
I would never think that somebody admire one of my
homegirls I was talking to.

Speaker 10 (42:27):
It's cute.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
What if it was just some other chick, dude. Let's
say it was a dude who might have kind of
shot a shot at you. Wasn't really feeling him another
chick all of a sud.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
I mean, this doesn't apply to me.

Speaker 11 (42:37):
I don't think that way, but I feel like a
lot of women are like, Okay, as long as somebody
else wants him, then he's wanted.

Speaker 10 (42:41):
Then I maybe want him to do that. I don't
do that.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
I'm just saying I've seen it be done, though, I
guarantee you've seen your friends do it.

Speaker 10 (42:51):
That's what I said. I've seen it be done, but
I can't.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I can't answer, So you are an outlier.

Speaker 10 (42:57):
Clearly I'm always the outlier.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Thank you for your email quick being delusional. Next email
we got here.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Hey, boys, I've been rocking with y'all for a minute,
and this is the first time I've ever felt compelled
to write in. I didn't think i'd be one of
those listeners, but here I am struggling between love and funk.
So I'm thirty one, lived just outside Columbia, South Carolina,
and I recently started dating this man, who, on paper,
is everything I've ever asked for.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
I mean, he's fine, tall, deep.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Voice, respectful, emotionally available, knows how to cook, knows how
to listen, pays attention, to detail, has a real job
and a savings account. He even rulls my feet unprovoked.
I felt really like God was showing out with this one.
But y'all, the body odor is.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Let me be clear. It's not that he doesn't shower.

Speaker 8 (43:52):
He does.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
He's not musty musty like some straight up k man.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
But he uses that natural deodorant, you know, the kind
illuminum free, probably made with tree barking dreams, and it
smells so bad, smells like lavender regret after about two hours.
That stuff might work for preschoolers and people who don't sweat,
but we are grown adults living in the fiery pits

(44:18):
of the South. It's ninety eight degrees with eighty percent communities.
Your hard pits can't be doing free jazz in this weather.
I'll try to be subtle about it. I bought him
a care package with some real deodoran in it, old
spice the degree. Even the new Native Brands brand.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
That they have, they have not a woman in allergic
to it or so.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Email. Yeah, even the new Native brand that kind of
toes the line between natural and functional.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
He I've never heard a Native brand. He laughed and said,
you're not going to poison me woman like I was
trying to lace in with our senate. His whole thing
is avoiding oxens and chemicals, which I respect, until I'm
trying to cut on get hit with that ripe, earthy
undertone that feels like punishment.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I really like this man.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
I don't want to hurt his feelings and make him
feel insecure, but I also can't keep pretending I don't
smell that faint with of outdoor laborer, with the hints
of KL when we're hugged up. It's starting. I don't
know what KEL smells. It's starting to affect how long
I want to be close to him, and that makes
me feel shallow and petty.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
So here's my question.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
How do you tell a grown man who you really
like that is natural deodorant isn't doing his job without
making him feel embarrassed or defensive because I'm trying to
be all up under him, just not with my nose
flaring and survival mode.

Speaker 11 (45:39):
Thanks Janet, together, it must be new, it's newer.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
She said.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
She recently started dating this man long enough to where
she's been laying, so I'd say like two to three months.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
I ain't do, must do it. No, I don't care
how fine a woman is.

Speaker 8 (46:05):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah, like if like the fact that they still make
spray on deodorant is should be illegal because that ship
ain't doing I remember when I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
You remember when it came out.

Speaker 10 (46:17):
Did y'all ever see and you.

Speaker 11 (46:18):
May not have because your guys, but you see like
your grandmother's used like the perfume roller.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, like you use that.
I can't use that for me if he's not willing
to do it. I'm gonna tell you what I used
to say.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
All the time. You're gonna have to leave him because
he said, you're not gonna poison me. He's he's firm.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
That man is all natural and if you ain't with it, because.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Hell, and the fact that he don't smell himself. Because
I know I tried the natural deodorant maybe about like
eight or nine years ago. Because when they start talking
about like all the toxins and a little of them stuff,
I say, you know what, let me do this stuff.

Speaker 10 (46:56):
That ship y'all never tried it?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
No, bro, It was I was like, what is that me?

Speaker 17 (47:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
It was like this bacon sold up. It is a bacon,
and so I thought it was gonna work. And then
my pit started sweating. I said, damn, man, why my
pits sweating because I've been using a list. And then
maybe about an hour after that, I'm like, I put
you on. I know that ain't me and I didn't
even wasn't even doing nothing. I'm literally just sitting there,

(47:33):
just sitting there, and I'm like, this ain't it at all?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I could not do when I.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Had to put it on three times a day that
I said, no.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I ain't worth it. Keep poisoning my pits. Bro, I'm
not gonna be out here.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, that's that ship is terrible ball.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, I guess if he ain't gonna do it, you gotta.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Leave him, yeah, or you gotta embrace that phone.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Just get with him.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Maybe I can.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Maybe you can go through a whole bunch of natural
yo to see if there's one that actually works.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
That's a lot of time in there for it, because
if it doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
And why are his friends not making fun of him?
Does he have friends? Because friends will clown but they should.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Because one of my homeboys, he was trying to go
to the natural route, and uh, the first time I
was like, okay, well maybe because we were sweating and stuff.
We were actually doing stuff. Second time, I was like,
we ain't sweating. I said, nigga, what what are you wearing?

Speaker 17 (48:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
You know, I got to stop, you fucking stink. And
I don't know why nobody's telling you that you fucking stink.
And I guess other because he didn' stopped for me,
But I think a couple of other people started telling him,
and then all of a sudden he stopped smelling. I said,
thank you, sir, I know you're ass switched because it
ship stink. Sorry about yes, Like EP said, if he

(48:52):
ain't gonna change, you gotta leave him because he seems
like he's hell been on not switching.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Or if you can stick it out to the to
the fall, I was about to.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Say, she might have developed some news blindness to it
to where it don't affect it.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
I'm more, could you hang around long enough? The true story?
Appreciate the email? Last email we got here.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Wakwan Bottom, Madam Wagguwan Bottom, big fan of the pod
all the way from London. I stumbled across you a
lot a few months ago while I was deep in
a redded wormhole looking for something that wasn't fake, deep
or full of man them trying to go viral off
every sentence. Ever since then, I've been locked in. I

(49:41):
throw it on while I'm making dinner, chilling with the brew,
or skiving off work. Your Lot's banter has me wheezing
on public transport, and that's something, and that says something
for a briat. Anyway, I've been meaning to write in
for time because I've got some mad random questions about
America that keep popping into my head, and I figure
who better that ask than them, three unsensited, borderline unhinged

(50:03):
Texans who actually know what's going on. So here it
goes one. Why do I'll just I'll read a question
and then we'll discuss it. Why do you lot have
a have to tip for absolutely everything? Like over here,
if I grab a coffee or meal, tipping is optional.
No one's pressing you for it unless the service was
top tier. But I've seen tiktoks of Yanks getting grilled

(50:25):
for not tipping on takeout bru How that?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
How does that make sense?

Speaker 8 (50:31):
Because we're not paid.

Speaker 9 (50:33):
We're paid two thirteen a fuck an hour here work
off tips. We don't get paid twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
An hour just to work at a fucking restaurant, do
you since you I don't know if any of y'all
else have, like for real restaurant experience, But from your
point of view, if they paid them twenty dollars an hour,
would that really affect everything in the sense.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
Yeah, like you don't have to tip them, you're not
working on No.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I mean, but like, like for the overall revenue of
the company, Like, why would that not be feasible to
pay them a hourly wage?

Speaker 9 (51:05):
Because as a company, if I'm paying you to thirteen
dollars to thirteen instead of twenty dollars, I'm.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Making more money. But we've seen now, like after COVID,
Like how service like fucking sucks.

Speaker 8 (51:17):
Now, No it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I still fucking make bank every weekend.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
You but you're a bartender on that I'm bartender and
bartender serve.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Well, I'm talking about when you go to a regular
ass rep. I don't know if you've seen it, but
the service fucking sucks time.

Speaker 9 (51:30):
Oh absolutely, I mean, but you also got to remember
these kids that are the servers and bartenders now, are
the fucking kids growing up during COVID have no fucking
clue how to talk to adults, have no fucking clue
how to have any work experience.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
They were a fucking computer for two years. So it's
it's much different, you.

Speaker 9 (51:46):
Know what I mean, Like you came up in twenty
twenty one, yo, your experience is shit like my intern
right now.

Speaker 8 (51:53):
That's under me, the worst fucking professional experience and I've
seen in forever.

Speaker 9 (51:59):
It's like, I am, you're that's stupid, like to be
cognizant of, like you know, your work surroundings and like
people surroundings.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
So you start frowning up, like I need.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
To shut up.

Speaker 8 (52:09):
No this bitch keep talking, like shut the.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Fuck up, damn it.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I don't know how to read social cues or anything.

Speaker 8 (52:15):
No social cues because the social cues were straight on
a computer.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Let me.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
My teacher's not gona say anything. So I'm gonna keep
you know, doing what I gotta do.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Type ship type and what is what your kids do?

Speaker 8 (52:28):
Your kids do? This ship? Like I don't know, Like
I guess if you're making a point, it's like, yeah,
I'm a.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Slappy something like I.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Literally through my kids, literally through.

Speaker 9 (52:41):
My keys and my daughter the other day, it looks
like you're trying to say shut up, just like making
the points like yeah something she said something was like.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
One of those you know poetry the snap. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Man, Okay, so that's the tip thing. But yeah, because
they don't pay that. That's the reason they don't. They
don't pay a livable wage.

Speaker 8 (53:05):
That's why at all they're trying.

Speaker 9 (53:07):
I mean, this is maybe one of the only things
I can agree with Trump on is the fact that
they're not trying to tax the tips that you know,
the servers.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Make and bartenders make, and they're not taxing time.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
Yes, but that's what it is here in the United States.
You want to tax you on everything, on everything.

Speaker 9 (53:29):
Ever you do, any anything you can do to make
your life a little bit better, they're going to tax
you on it unless you're already a billionaire billionaire.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
So next question, why is your healthcare system built like
a trap? Man got bit by a snake and said
the anti ventill costs more than his motor than his
motor you're telling me people are out here risking debt
just to not die.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Yes, our whole life is a trap.

Speaker 9 (53:57):
Seriously, we're basically a third world country now, Oh literally,
that's a great I love that.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
It is all about it, y'all.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Remember what I said like a month or two ago.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
I said, we're like the popular kids to everyone outside,
but at home they don't see the abuse we go
on outside looking in and you're like, oh, it is
so cool. No at home, that is sitting there, I'm saying,
but like, literally, it's a trap. Man, Like you see
how much debt we're in to the rest of the world,
It's like thirty six chillion or some shit.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Like it's not more, it's insane.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
And all we do is but like with our healthcare system,
like they don't care about the act. So in your
country and in vast countries, first world countries around the world,
they actually care about the citizens. And if they don't,
they're like France, they will revolt in protests and actually
do a real for real protests and shut shit down.
Here we will fake protest, but we really ain't doing

(54:50):
nothing but a shout out to Luigi.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Luigi did something.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
But other than that, all we do is we make memes,
laugh and then we go on about our dad wanting
to continue to fuck us.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
That was our opportunity. Everybody just like, let's let's all
start capping these motherfuckers. That was our opportunity to do
some shit. We might have had some change, but we
got scared.

Speaker 8 (55:09):
Yeah, were scared of the fucking justice system. I mean
it's and I'm in a thousand per scenting with y'all
with that.

Speaker 9 (55:17):
And the thing is because we're stuck in this cycle,
right like the's stuck in the United States cycle of bullshit.

Speaker 8 (55:26):
Like no matter what, all of us are too scared
to move the fuck out of this country.

Speaker 9 (55:32):
We're all scared to do it because, yeah, we have
we have great things going for us in our lives
as far as what we own.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
You know, we got decent jobs, you know, for us,
I'm speaking for us for right here, right now.

Speaker 9 (55:44):
We got our own homes, we got you know, beautiful kids,
we got our own car, shit like that.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
But if we moved away, we don't want to deal
with the struggle.

Speaker 9 (55:52):
For a little bit, and you know, taking the money
out of our bank accounts right now, savings, so whatever's
in your bank account to move to Mexico or whatever
where our money might be a little bit bigger, We're
gonna have to deal with the struggle and deal with
the racist to Greenland.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
That's why I haven't been, because all the black people
that have gone that have said is go look at
black people.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
You're a person, let me let me.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Sit on there. We want, but we won't take that.
We won't take that.

Speaker 8 (56:21):
Chance because we we hear what we you know, we
hear on TikTok, we hear on Instagram or whatever it.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Is like yeah, you knowe the black people.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
What it was only like.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
Twenty five black people that dealt with that, and what
about the one hundred thousand other black people?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
They're living great lives over there, you know.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I mean I want to live there because their food is.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Not good there. I will I'm trying to want to
be surrounded by redheads, the white queen. Im kidding.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
I want to go to Italy where I am treated
like a king. Or Germany they love, but depends what
area journey.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
No, No, I know that I'm talking about.

Speaker 15 (57:06):
Because not all Germans are made the sun either way. Yeah,
I know, I mean Hitler, No, I said, look the sun.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Well, are you right? Our whole country is a trap? Okay,
just to sum it up, it's a trap out here.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
We are racist right there, we are the racist ass
country in the world, but we are in the free
our country.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Our country is just a big business. That's the thing,
that is all business. That's that's the real trap. Money
makes the world go around, and we owe a lot
of it.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah, so all the countries we're putting tariffs on that.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Next question, what's the obsession with ranch dressing? Be honest,
you lot did pizza wings fries? Probably your fingers if
no one's looking, because it actually lying l E n G.
Whatever that means.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Or are you man just too far in it to
admit its glorified Herbie male racist?

Speaker 15 (58:03):
Because yeah, I mean, I don't put on herby male
on almost everything good on pizza too, I.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Don't put on pizza.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Do know if they have ranch over there? Do they
not have ranch?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Probably?

Speaker 10 (58:15):
Why all my vegetables in it?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
I kind of defeat the purpose of the vegetables. I'm
just saying it.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
I don't like it that much, not to put on
my fucking pizza.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
I feel like you're generalizing me.

Speaker 8 (58:30):
It means some garlic sauce from.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Do they have ranch in London?

Speaker 18 (58:34):
I'm pretty sure you do forrand I think they do
for the salads, But it's not like asnumber. Here's the
thing too, though, the United States like ore every fucking
dip or whatever.

Speaker 8 (58:46):
It's extremely fatty.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Yeah, a whole bunch of sugars and thousand coliches.

Speaker 8 (58:51):
Just per dip, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (58:52):
So like in the English and European countries and all that,
their stuff is going to be extremely light like, not
as fatteny.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
As buttermilky and ship like that. It's going to be
extremely like and to us it's not gonna be.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Yeah, and that's because we we have like who's that
We got an email a while back. What they were
asking about was it?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
So I can't even say, like when Costa Rica, it's
not the same. It was not when I had had
a Coca Cola in Mexico fans co.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Yeah, they used that real sugar.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Not that was the best.

Speaker 10 (59:27):
Cod insane, you know what the strawberry fans I had.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
I was like, this is not the start.

Speaker 8 (59:33):
Looking at the ingredients, it's like literally two lines two
lines of.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
The ingredients versus ship they got.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Corn Country is trying to kill us. Yes, they've been
trying to kill us from day one.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Next question, are them high school fights real or just
for the telly, because every American show had some kid
getting banged in the hallway, choked out in the canteen.
Are y'all really that on smoking school?

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
And uh, we had fights, Jack, and that ship is real.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
That ship was real, like for real, for real and
it got worse at the Contrite New Orleans, niggas.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
I was graduating, like we're we're at schooling.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Man, I still have to with those I remember that ship,
but I never forget they came into my school. They
had a shirt and it was like said, you know,
over Dallas and you don't get the funk out of
here with that for one to Saint Dallas.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
But like exackers, your transplants.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Yeah, yeah, the fights is for real real, it was
really so you thought we were staging this ship.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
That ship was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Legit and it was like, well we fighting fights to
like fighting for no reason and everything that you see
on on TikTok and Instagram, we see the people fighting
for no reason or the teacher getting beat up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
That's just really that's because these kids ain't got no
home training.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Hold up there on us, we've been scripting this all somehow, Jigs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Can you imagine if people just set up a camera
be like, all right, action, fake fight, fake fight, fake fight.
Do you not see the after math of these motherfuckers
heads getting smashed in? It is real out here in
these streets. That's why we're not afraid of y'all. Could
we really be fighting fight?

Speaker 9 (01:01:20):
A couple of weeks ago, dude had big as asses
over his eye and he's like they called the fight.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Yeah, last question here, do Americans actually care about the
royal family?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Is that just immediate thing?

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
You don't give about the royal family?

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
Because your royal family don't do ship either.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
He don't, King Charles don't run ship over there. It
didn't even know. It's just they only relevant there to us.

Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
Like because of Princess Diana.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
That and we don't. We don't and we're so used
to not having a king or a queen and ship
like they don't mean nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
And I think there is kind of a divide between
some white people that for whatever reason, we really like
that ship at least whenever it pops up, but the
rest of us we don't really care and don't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
So I got a Prime Minister, tell does that work?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
You got like the King and Queen are just just
your head figures.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
They're just like figures.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
I mean, I will say, like the own presidents.

Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
Number forty yeah, number forty seven has made himself like
the actual I guess kings in the past.

Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
But the Prime Minister is the one that's like the
president over there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
So are they gonna do away with this royal family
ship after William and Harry go?

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
No, because their kids are gonna tago the Yeah, ain't
get rid of that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
It's corny.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
That's enough madness for now. I've got got bear more
questions about saving them for another time. Keep doing your thing.
Your chemistry is proper entertaining, and it's jokes hearing how
different but similar we all are across the pond.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Blessing from the Bits, Leon from London, Leon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Thank you, Leon, your fish and chips for the lads.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Billy getting back into the topics.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Trading time for six sounds like a wild concept concept,
But in the world obsessed with winning, some people would
gladly sacrifice years off their life if it meant guaranteed greatness.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
What does guaranteed success or greatness even mean to you?

Speaker 8 (01:03:14):
I think it's hard to define.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I got to choose what I was guaranteed to succeed at.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I mean, what is it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
I mean, being literally the best in the world and
whatever I decided to do guarantee success.

Speaker 9 (01:03:30):
I guaranteed that like anything I'm put my into, Like
what was that old story, Like anything you touched the
gold or whatever, sh.

Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
Touch myself, I turn to go, I'm success, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
But I mean, like if I legit, whatever I actually
tried to do, I was good at it and excel that.

Speaker 17 (01:03:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:48):
So it's like even if I tried.

Speaker 9 (01:03:52):
Any baby I put in, any female child is gonna
come out successful.

Speaker 8 (01:03:57):
It's like a successful world or fucking you know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
If I wanted to learn how to play music, like
playing like guitar or whatever, and I just was a
natural great, I want to play any sport and I
just excelled at it. Yeah. If I like, if I
knew that, okay, whatever I decided to venture into, I
would become top of the class for that. And I'm
gonna lose ten years, I said, okay, as long as
I get to enjoy my problem.

Speaker 9 (01:04:21):
So here's my question though, But what if you were
supposed to die at age forty? I mean, you are
actually gonna die at age thirty.

Speaker 10 (01:04:31):
It's though I would want to know, like how long
do I have before I give away?

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Because that does play a part in two it because
if they said I was.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Gonna live to seventy, I said, hey, y'all die at sixty.
Yeah you know, yeah, it's young. But if whatever I
decided to do, I'm literally the best ever.

Speaker 13 (01:04:50):
Okay, but what if they just told you that right now,
then you only get twenty five years old?

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Give ship.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
My legacy, Like if I if I'm the Michael Jordan
of what ever I decided to do, like people quote.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Me, I don't know, I'll do it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
I couldn't.

Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
I don't know if I would want to do it,
because I feel like I would want to see like
my legacy continue on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
I'm not gonna be doing what I did at fifty.
I'm retired at thirty one, and I still got twenty
nine years to see that ship. People people people still,
people still quoting and talking about I don't know, man,
nigga Pitstill they're gonna be like every time some new
young buck comes up, even when I'm dead, they're gonna

(01:05:31):
be comparing everyone to me. So that's my legacy right there,
I don't know. I mean, we all gonna die.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Look death, every single second we're crawling close to that ship.
So it's like, I don't mean, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:05:46):
Where you're coming from.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
OK Let's say you're supposed to make it to.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
One hundred, Stephen, you died at nineties, but the last
twenty years of your life you've been shipping pissing on yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Does your legacy really mean anything?

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
It is.

Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
I live work in the long term, so I see
these motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
But the thing is, you got to be successful.

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
But if I'm sixty and I'm still.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Walking around, I mean, so I got I got a question.
I got a question before you go in on that risk.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Guy, you're you're you're slated to die at seventy six,
would you take ten years off to be the greatest
boudoir photographer of all time?

Speaker 10 (01:06:28):
I want to hopefully live beyond sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I don't even know if I'm gonna get to seventy
to be honest, That's what I'm saying. Between football, the
poisoning me and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
That's what I'm saying, we're saying, oh yeah, we want
to live long. But like I know, right now, my life.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
I'm not gonna leave behind like a crazy, crazy legacy
outside of people who I'm close with.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
But I really don't care about it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
But if I had the option to choose to leave
behind a badass legacy and I die at sixty, okay,
I'll tell you, it's just.

Speaker 19 (01:07:00):
Me give me fifteen more years, I guess because I
left keep saying working long term care, right, And so like,
I see your.

Speaker 9 (01:07:12):
Motherfucker right now, he's ninety four, and this motherfucker's moving,
and it's.

Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
Like I can be that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
See, that's that's the gamble right there, because it's like
the older you get, the older you get is like,
all right, So I survived through motherfucker's dry driving. I
survived through all this ship. Then you have like that
little that little.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Thirty to about forty five where it's like, yeah, a
heart attack of stroke could get you, but for the
most part, you pretty good. But then once you started
getting to the other range, it's like, all right, I
survived this ten years. Because I'm looking at my pops, like,
my pops doing pretty well. He's doing pretty well, but
a lot of his teammates are not doing so well.

Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
And you know, the thing is he is healthy. I mean,
you know from what I see, I say perspective, you know,
I don't know if he has any health challenges.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Like that motherfucker ahead of you.

Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
I had a little brother right now, he had kid
at fucking forty five, fifty years old.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
It's like, God damn, bro, like just saying, spurs still working.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
But see for him at fifty do you want to
go with exactly? Because now you got a little youngster,
because like now.

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
He's in his age's all right, I gotta make it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Well, I talked, I said, because I'll be forty whenever
mack Daddy and my little brother are eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
So just you know it ain't it ain't that far away, bro,
I mean, hold on, no, no, I'm thinking about Pope.
I'm tripping. I'm trip I'm thinking about Pope. I'll be
forty four.

Speaker 9 (01:08:36):
Yeah, when you forty four, I'm gonna be empty Naster.
Or when I'm forty four, I'm gona be empty Nester.
My kids are gonna be out of the house.

Speaker 11 (01:08:43):
See.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
So it's like, all right, you know I'm dead at
sixty y'all just lived to like eighty four or whatever time.
I'm still alive in sprite and all this other shit.
But people still got pictures of me on the wall, and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
People still talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
So my dad motherfucker pits. They got statues all in
every major city.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
I thought Rocky had statues. They got me everywhere. They're like, man,
I made eighty four though, like I've been there for
twenty five years.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
They still time in your will, too, bro, Like that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
You know that's fine, man too. Do y'all think people
already trade time for success without realizing.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Yes, all the time, Like people like those CEOs, the
people who they literally give their whole life to the bits.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
For example, Vincement man gave his whole life to w
W BRO. He didn't give a shit about his kids.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
If Sophie cares so much about the company, he made
them come to the company with And I was like,
y'all want to bother with me, You're gonna have to come.
That's literally the only time you gonna see me. Yeah, gosh,
it was so fun early two thousands.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
She still get it. I don't care. I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Respect, but people but people like that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
It's like some people they literally put their whole life
into their work, so they miss out on so much ship.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Yeah, I agree, but some of those people end up.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Becoming great like great grandparents, like not yea great, not
not good parents, but great great grandparents. They're like, hey,
I didn't I went near for you son or a
baby girl, whatever, but I want to be here for
my grandkids.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
I missed out on you. So yes, people do that
a lot time for success.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
And I thought, I think that's a rap on that man.
Last yeah, last one on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
So was the number one movie on Netflix whenever I
first came up with this topic, I think it's number
two or three now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Talking about K pop Demon Hunter is this? Like?

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Why is everybody because you need to watch it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
The fuck? I don't you do? No, I don't like
k pop.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
It's just it's not to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
It's dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
I'm telling you to watch it. I'm a grown ass
man and I've watched that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
I am proud of you, Tony. I am not watching
this ship.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Like watching watch it with your daughter. No, watching Watch
Watch is killing. There's killing in there, there's action, and.

Speaker 8 (01:11:13):
It's fucking K pop. There's a bunch of music and ship.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
There's there's like five songs, but bro, the songs. Fucking
the songs fucking banged. Five of them are the top one.

Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Hundred, fantastic for them. I don't listen to that music.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
It's not boy you missing.

Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
I'm not missing. I'm missing the Do you know what cartoon?
I watch?

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Hey, Korean people, my career, if we got any Korean listeners,
has been thirty years. Get at, get at Steve brother.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Steve said, watching I haven't watched it either. I drink
your beer though, yeah, beer all day?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
So uh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
In that movie, one of the characters has a memory
that they wish they could have raised because it haunts
them for all E. Turner, which also made me think
of Cradles from God to War and what he had
to endure. If you could erase one memory, what would
that memory be, whether it's from pain, embarrassment, or just
just cringe, what would be that one memory that you
would erase?

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Honestly, none, none of them, because I wouldn't be me
if I didn't have my memories. I wouldn't exactly, I
wouldn't learn from shit. I would still be making the
same dumb decisions or whatever. If I didn't learn, if
I didn't have the memories, keep me grounded, so I
wouldn't get.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Rid of none of them.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
I think for me, the one memory I would erase
just because I'm curious on how that would affect my
mental to this day. It's seen that dude get shot
in front of me, because Eddie names me the void,
and I wonder if that plays a part into it,
just seeing seeing someone get shot in front of me,
and then my cousin's like looking at the dude just

(01:12:51):
tell him no, like just shook his head no. And
then they hushered us into the house and we had
to act like we didn't see shit. And I wonder
if that played a part into my sight key to
where I'll just have that little I just.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Had the same thought, like you know, having a can't
sound bad, but like having.

Speaker 9 (01:13:09):
The thought of my dad dying right on Christmas Eve,
Like would I not be an empathetic person at the time,
would be like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Tony, but like, you know, honestly I thought about that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
But imagine like let's say that still happened, but you
just somehow buried the memory, right.

Speaker 9 (01:13:27):
That's what I'm saying, Like buried the memory and I
don't remember it at all, or I don't care about it.

Speaker 8 (01:13:32):
Yeah, I think it would definitely been just like you.

Speaker 9 (01:13:35):
It would make me a complete different person to where
I wouldn't give too fucks about anything.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Really be connected to the bottle like ac.

Speaker 10 (01:13:51):
Real talk, I'd be probably connected to the streets.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Trying to be trying to forget forget ship.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
I don't even know what he I don't know what
he's trying to forget. Where he forget something? No, no,
but I'll tell you what like out of all of us, well,
I don't know, Steve, Between you and A C. Both
y'all are very like in touch type of people. I
don't know if it touches the right word, but y'all
both y'all like empathetic, sympathetic type of people. Even though

(01:14:17):
a C b Nope, nope, noping, But like he's a
very he's a very like loving person. If it's not
having to do with sports and ship versus be where.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
I'm just like, I mean, you mean you do care
about it, like I just like, uh, yes, you're able.

Speaker 8 (01:14:34):
To pull away emotionally differently compared to us, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 9 (01:14:39):
So yeah, I mean I really feel like I would
lose that. I would have lost that in my life
had I, you know, lost that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Memory and everything I care about ship It's just like
normally I'm masked stuff with humor, right, But like stuff
I don't care about, I'm not gonna get all passionate
about it. But I GENU care about people I'm close with.
Like when I insult you niggers, it's because I care
about y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
That's why I do it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Like people I care about, like in my my circle,
that's one thing. But if you're not in my circle,
I'm just kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Like, fuck you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
But I'm not gonna say fuck you unless you're fucking
bitch and then it's fuck you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
But but like if I don't associate with you, like
I'm not I'm one of those people like.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
If I didn't fuck with you while you're alive, if
you passed away, I'm not flast like I was your best. Yeah, right,
I'm not. That's not who I am. But if it's
like if if i'm like, let's say, God forbid something
happening on the y'all, I'm gonna hold it together. If
I had to be at y'all funeral, like, ain't nobody
else gonna see what happens behind closed? But I'll break
down behind closed doors. But there I couldn't do it.

(01:15:44):
I know that's I know y'all wouldn't want that, but
I'll be calling.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
You a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I would hold it together, but behind closed door, that's
when I was letter rip.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
But I don't know if I told y'all how I
want to be buried.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I want to be crushed into it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
I don't want to be crushed to it down. I
want to have some fake eyeballs up like wide open.
I want to be smiled like this and whatever they
want me out, I want to hear the.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
I am as sen there she was probably again love
forgive me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yes, I want to be creepy as fun.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
When they walk by me, they're like this, motherfucker, somebody
gonna blow you. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
By then they could probably have like some remote control
eyelids or turn my head, yes, something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Risk that you got anything? What was there a memory
that you wish you could?

Speaker 11 (01:16:46):
My brain deletes enough memories on something, so I don't
need to.

Speaker 10 (01:16:50):
There's so many time people like remember that time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
I'm like, no, yeah, yours don't remember the nineties. I
don't remember the two thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I wouldn't want to intentionally erase anything. Now I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Well, let me ask you, this, is there a person
that you wish you could could completely race?

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Remember so many?

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
Yeah, a few, man, but it's just like two of
them in general. Like if I did, I wouldn't have
my kids. So it's like like I wish I could,
but if I did, it wouldn't have taught me how
to get some more empathy because like that's kind of
what it taught me, how to be a little bit
less selfish with having kids.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Bro, Honestly, how to race the dude or horse collar
tackle men? Yeah, respectful? And how to race who else
would I race?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Maybe coach?

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Maybe I don't definitely whatever race.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Yeah, not like kill him or nothing, but just happen
to where he's at different, Yeah, Colt, Nah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Steve, you're raising anybody besides the Mario.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Light skinned kid who took your girl? Ain't what about
that kid who was faster than you in third grade?

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
We took your girl?

Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
I know that it didn't really I knew everybody was
faster than me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Now now when you say you were fast, so I've
seen picture, but you know pictures, especially when your kid
is only like the front, Like, what kind of fat
are we talking about?

Speaker 8 (01:18:26):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
We talk about I.

Speaker 8 (01:18:28):
Was like a real chubby lost all my weight when
I was the end of the freshman year.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Okay, so we're not talking about the kid from a hook.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
I never breathed that chuvvy kid and into my body.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Okay. So you kind of like, what was the bullet on?

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Hey, arnold you're talking about?

Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
Uh was a herald?

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
You weren't built like flats you got the people look
at you're thinking Bobbo Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
I wasn't built like that. I wasn't built like that,
but I was.

Speaker 8 (01:19:11):
I was a chunky kid. I do remember because I
was in fifth.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Grade where you like goo from uh my brother, I
was like punch.

Speaker 8 (01:19:24):
I remember in fifth grade and this is what really clicked.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
And I was like, yea, I am I'm bad.

Speaker 8 (01:19:30):
You know you remember, uh, Like when.

Speaker 19 (01:19:32):
We were younger, they like feel the back, like yo,
they feel you're back, and like you see if you
got a brawn.

Speaker 8 (01:19:38):
That ship happened to me because I had a shirt
on because I remember shirt and like had little man
moves at the time, yo, And I'm never I was like,
god damn you, I'm back and.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Uh was it fifth grade?

Speaker 9 (01:19:53):
But then like I started growing a little bit, so
I kind of grew into somebody then, but I was
still a chunky kid and I ain't glasses.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
So yeah, I'm glad, right, But we've come to the
end of the show. Appreciate y'all rocking with us once again.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
We'll be back for two weeks because of Tony just
one week, coming back next week, so it's two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
I will be back in two weeks, y'all. Y'all, y'all facts,
this ship.

Speaker 8 (01:20:31):
Count.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Technically we were both right niggers.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Still two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
This is your first time. What am I trying to say?

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Uh, if you've been listening to y'all, appreciate you go
to Google type of funnyest three years, anything that has
to do with us will pop up. Also, continue sending
us those emails, and you know, I do appreciate y'all
actually being very detail.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
You're giving us ages. That's what we need to do.
It beat detail.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Give us all that information and Steven might go off
on you just a little bit, and EP might say something,
but you know that risk is gonna be nice. And
depending on how feelings, depending on how I feeling, it
could be leaning either way. But the show zero three
two at gmail dot com. Again, the show zero three
two at gmail dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Steven J. I can I get at you? Brother On?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
I g at the real Steve OJ.

Speaker 10 (01:21:25):
That's me risk On, I g at Risky.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
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Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
And when it comes to my Instagram, it's mister November
two K five, mister k On. On my side, it's
mister n O b E m b e R two
k five. If you went to go order rap a
little TA OnlyFans, you need to be in jail. And
if you don't know, now you know lead dot nothing wrong, peace.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
I just want to thank you for listening to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
You're home with us, laugh with us.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Now we gotta go controversial, thought provoking. It's a guarantee.
If you're tune in, we'll show why.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Then get you a watchin me.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
You have a busy life, man, I know that you
got options, but every Wednesday, you know it's on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
We're gonna keep this party rocking. Just tune in and
jail out.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
You'll never know what we'll talk about. You want to
thank you for helping us grow.

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
If you don't know, well, now you know, riding with us,
high side with us, getting fled with us, gonna live
with us, kind of high fitness them start with us.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
I believe we'll always have a good show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
If we go, it's the show.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
It's the show. That's the end. Gotta going, gotta go,
gotta go.

Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
And for riding with us high side with us, getting
fled with it's gonna live with it's about of high
with it's never stop with us.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
The belief will always have a good show if we go,
it's the show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
It's the show.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
That's the end.

Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
There's no move.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Hey, thanks for tuning in into the show, the show,
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