9.17.25 The Enigma

This week on ooohtheyfunny we’re diving into the Charlie Kirk enigma, unpacking how a man who called himself a Christian stirred up so much division in life and even more in death, with reactions exposing America’s deep political and cultural splits. From there we lighten it up with some 90s nostalgia, asking if kids today are too soft compared to when we survived titty twisters, wedgies, and hallway pantsings that built “character.” And to round things out, we tackle how people go from open-minded to completely stuck in their ways—whether it’s music, movies, or just life in general—debating if it’s wisdom, stubbornness, or just getting old.

Episode Transcript

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Speaker 4 (02:11):
It ain't Black and His White world. As always, it's
dangerous right now.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
But that's very dangerous. I'm doing pretty good right now,
though I can't complain. I love it. I love it,
and uh, it should have been all things. We're not
gonna talk about my umble talking about. I enjoyed watching
bud Bro. My week has been griss.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
My week has been great outside of one incident, which
is my fault.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Stee, we ain't tell you about that to okay, oh man, Yeah,
that was tough, Bud making history, making me proud.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
And this is coming from an Earl Spence fan.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I like Budd, but what he did to my boys
it was hard to watch but watching him be watching
him beat Canilo ass though, look.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
And I love I love to fight and all.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Just like I got after our.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Events, phenomenal event. Man. We had a great event with
Dana's footprints last Saturday.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like we raised.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Well over our goal.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Love that basically over our goals. Man. It was great.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
But then getting home, so as I got home, I
was I was tired because I was up.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
There all day and I said, oh, Ship, you probably
didn't started. I caught it right right at the beginning
of the second round. I was like, oh Ship, hell yeah,
who fun like they would watch it and I'm so
glad it wasn't buffering and all.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
That I was scared of that man, not be like
Tyson and Jaul and like, like I texted you.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
On Sunday morning, like how quick it was. It wasn't
like normal fights.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
It was very like next.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Stuff, which is how it should be. And you know,
my only complain about it was there was nobody got
the ass. Not that yeah, but that second fight. That
second fight was the probably that's probably the best fight,
and I do you was like, man, the ain't gonna last.
A nigga ain't gonna last. I said, Africa, Canadian is
gonna last. Niggas was hitting. I thought somebody was gonna

(04:07):
drop a round six, but I'll keep it.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Sure Blood did his thing, and he actually, if you
really watch it, he low key hill back on Connelly.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
He could have knocked his ass out for real.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
He's as many times.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yes man, yes, and also got to give a shout
out to the Cowboys. I had no intentions of going
to the game, and then after that butt fight, I
came home and I just was like, you know what,
for shits and giggles, let me just see what these
prices are looking like. So I saw some tickets ever
twenty five dollars in the four hundred section, which is
cheapest fucking for season opener. So I said, well, shit,
these are twenty five. Let me look at a roll

(04:39):
lower fifty dollars. So I said, oh, let me buy these. Well,
that's the first time ever been to a Cowboys home
opener where the people in the DFW or let Jerry know,
fuck you because what you did, Kukdal. There were so
many open spaces in that bad Boy, really, like if
I looked again just before the game started, and I
could have took that fifty dollars and went down a

(05:01):
row because it was just open. It was open. I
saw white towels all over the damn place. Me and
Ac was sitting in seat three and four. We thought
one or two, somebody's gonna come. Nobody came, so he
scooted over to one. I scooted over the three because
I had Yeah, we had face. Oh my god, I
ain't never seen it like this, So that is that

(05:22):
is all Jerry's fault. So I'm hoping it kind of
stays like that through the year because if I could
get a ticket here, get a ticket there. Hey is
what it is? That being said, y'all know what time
it is, so let's get.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Too and now it's time for things.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
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we went from some things we were gonna talk about
to things we're not gonna talk about and shout out
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Speaker 6 (06:00):
For the Halloween Basha or I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I'm telling y'all now playing.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Can't wait. Yeah, it is going down, especially EPs going
down there for the to the San Antonio One Man
EP about to have some fun. Ain't that long? So no,
not at all, not at all, So it's about to

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be live. First thing we're not gonna talk about there
were two hangings in Mississippi. Police say there was no
foul play, but it doesn't look like that. R I
p to Trey Reed and Corey Zuccatas and anytime I
see a black man strong from a tree. Black people
don't string themselves from trees. We ain't doing that ship,

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So let's get that would be the least likely way
one of us. Yes, I think typically black people shoot themselves. Yeah,
like lou S shot the ditch because I went. I went.
I went into a damn uh wormhole. After my homeboy
killed himself. I was like, well shit, I just started

(07:12):
going through and I was like, huh interesting, uh nothing.
We're not gonna talk about. Robert Redford passed away yesterday
at the age of eighty nine. Repe to him. Nothing.
We're not gonna talk about. Cardi B's apparently pregnant with
step on Dick's baby. I thought they were broken up,

(07:32):
but she called him her boyfriend and she was telling everybody,
So I was like, huh.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I literally found out about that about an hour ago.
I saw a post on Face off Set was talking
about we ain't even divorced all the way yet and
you already carrying the baby.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'm like, bro, you yeah, she would have still been
yours if you wasn't in the streets my boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I'm still in the streets, bro, And why do you care?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Exactly? Because that is true because she way got way
more bread than him.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
She still got a career left. She can collabor with
whoever she wants him.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Because that ain't nobody listening to.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Like y'all don't even got off three of y'all, So
it's like b who was listening offset not at all?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
We would have to uh have this game best to
some chairs a song cut yeah, bad boy or maybe
like chairs? Well mine used to be that one might
have switched now mine was that one? See that one
is about switching down one? You is it? I thought, Well,

(08:34):
President Steve still whatever. Another thing we're not gonna talk
about our very own page Beckers one Rookie of the
Year shot. Yeah, but shout out to the Dallas Wings.
We hopefully will get a good team next year because
two years trash last thing because we're in the two

(08:56):
years ago to the Wings.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah, and then they sucked last year and then we.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Got I remember them going to the playoff.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
I remember them being in the wrongs. Maybe they went deep.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
They went I mean there's only three round. They went
into the second round. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. I
was like, wait, man, when do we because I would
I would have been at a game if they had
been at the final. Last thing we're not gonna talk about.
And this is probably the thing I'm most excited about.
Molly Kieren was no longer on first tape. Man, I
can finally watch the show again without sign bro they boy,

(09:35):
So it's time. I'll just be like Molly Just and
you know all the other female punnis that come on there.
I love here and getting their their takes and you know,
they make great takes. And you got Molly Just and
I'm just like, shut up, oh god, just do your job.

(09:55):
She is fine. And that's that's why she probably lasted
so long.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Persolutely so I didn't realized she was.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
On there what she I mean, was still on the
show whenever sixteen Yeah, because it's been ever Yeah. Man,
So let's get into y'all, Uh ladies, gentlemen tonight, we're
diving into the Charlie kirk enigma, A man who called
himself a Christian, stirred up the vision, and whose assassination

(10:25):
has America more split than ever. Fellas, how do you
call yourself a Christian but then say, do think that
come off the complete opposite? I don't. That's why I don't.
I don't.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
I mean, it's it's very frustrating, very irritating because obviously
we've all heard his comments and that's sort right, and
I've never I mean, as we grew up the way
we grew up whatever, as you know, quote unquote, I
know we kind of grew up in church a little bit,
like we've heard the Christian side of stuff, right, and

(10:58):
it was always violent.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
You're not supposed to have violence.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
He inflicted violence, he wanted violence, he encouraged gun violence,
things of that sort. And I don't want anybody to die,
you know, I'm not wishing death on anybody at all.
But at the same time, my man just he wished
for it, you know it, and it happened to him,

(11:22):
and you know.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Not wishing any I will on anybody at all.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
But when a lot of your messages hate violence, what
do you expect to happen? Yeah, And it really irritated
me too as well as I know, I know run
Christian ask for like, I ain't gonna fire people for
voicing their personal opinions.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I thought when that's all he did was voice his opinions,
I thought.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
We were free speech.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, and then you want to hide behind freedom of speech, and.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Then you lose your job because you had a I mean,
it's beyond me.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
But again to answer the question, I personally don't believe
that you can go about talking and preaching that you know,
violence is okay, gun violence is okay, and then you
know everybody's upset.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
That you go out through the gun violence. It's crazy
because because to me, I kind of look at it,
it's just like the Mold Clan members back in the
day used to talk about, you know, preaching the Christian
faith and everything like that, and they're out here burning crosses,
hanging niggas up and stuff and then saying, oh we're Christians.
I'm like how can you how can you feel one
wave and then do everything that the Bible is telling

(12:31):
you not to do? And yes, the Bible is full
of contradictions, but the overall thing is like love your man,
help each other out, like pass the message on where
you're doing the exact opposite but saying it's in the
name of faith. And throughout the history books you think
about the Crusades back in whenever we're going through Middle

(12:52):
Asia and your Asia and all them sort of things
always in the name of God, or we need to
do what was the thing when we went from the
East coast to the West coast, manifest destiny? Every single
thing is in the name of God. But yeah, we
and by we I mean I mean Caucasian people are
out here giving Indians blankets with Native excuse me, Native

(13:14):
Americans blankets with diseases and shit all kinds of other stuff.
And it's like, how do you proclaim yourself with a
Christian but you're doing all these things. It's the complete opposite.
And then I know, for me, for instance, if I
saw a brother out here who was preaching all this
stuff and at the same time doing e on a

(13:35):
side too, because I got friends with all races, all
different religions and stuff. But if I see you attacking
like a group that I'm cool with, and I'm hearing
your message and there's not really any truth in it,
you just making up stuff. Because I've seen something. I
wouldn't looked at his debate because I haven't paid an overtention.
I know who the dude was until it popped off,
and then I was like, oh, that's who South Park
was making fun of. Because I don't know who the

(13:55):
fun they were making fun of. I just thought of
just random ass people. And I'm like, oh shit, because
if I saw the opposite, I'm not going to be
backing some dude and saying, oh, he was a Christian
even though he's out here talking about my essays over
here and amou any people over here and the white
people over here, like not wrong is wrong? But these
Christians the magazine Yes, And that's the whole enigma of

(14:20):
this whole thing. See, those are the type of Christians
that I can't stand.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Like people who are in their faith and they actually
try to live by like the good shit and they
actually try to live that life and they not like
just only holly on Sundays, but they actually do try
to look out for their fellow human being.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I can get down people like that, but when you
somebody out here you want to hide behind or.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I'm a Christian, but you over here spreading division and hate.
That's the type of Christians I can't stand. Cannot fucking
stand there.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I'm sorry. I mean, you're not a Christian to me
in my personal beinion, You're not a Christian.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
God or Jesus when he was in the Bible, he
didn't teach division.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
It was always except one another, loved one another, like
they were.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Just saying and again like Mega because I'm gonna say Mega,
because he was a Mega affiliate and.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
All that within MAGA. I don't understand that ship well,
I mean because he was.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
And I want to say, yeah, yeah, I mean, I
know we're gonna go ahead and get I personally think.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
It was a setup. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
I mean, how is it that.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
He wanted to release the files, release.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
The files, get him out right? How is it that
Donald Trump, it.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Shows whatever AI video he had said he was dead,
and he was they still hadn't even confirmed it at all.
But you already saying he's dead. I mean, now, mind
when I saw that video and I saw that big
yeah dead, that might drive bro, I was like, god damn,
but left I personally, I mean, maybe I'm a conspiracy theorist.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
I don't even I don't even think it's a conspiracy theory, bro,
Like I think it's legit. Like they be playing it
on phase all the time, because again, you have all
these news outlets at any point, like even war heroes,
it's never been announced first from the president that somebody, yeah,
that president announced that at all the president. You have

(16:23):
all these radios saying, hey, he's in critical condition. Even
though we see that video. You knew he was gone
at that time, and they waited for a certain amount
of time, like he was gone in twenty seconds, you
can clearly see that. And then for the President to
come out and say, oh, this is this is what happened.
And now all of a sudden, we're flying the flags.
Half man, This was not a war hero. This was

(16:45):
just a podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
That'll over here treating this man like he got the
middle of honor and all this other ship, like he
went to Afghanistan and all this because he did nothing
like that all he did was debate college students and
create controversse that was it. And then they're trying to
do all that everybody. He's a hero, like forcing football
players to do for this dude. But how come they

(17:10):
didn't do that for Melissa Hortman Horse who got assassinated
in their fucking home and they weren't causing any trouble
like that. No, they didn't do No, that's lower the
flags for them nothing, but for this dude who literally
said that I think death by gun violence that's a
price to pay so we can keep our Second Amendment
all other shit. I'm like, okay, well that's exactly what happened.

(17:31):
Do I think that he should have been murdered, He'll no,
I don't know he should have been murdered at all.
I just think it was ironic as fuck.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Did it happened? And I really hate that.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
As soon as it happened, the first thing they tried
to say was it was somebody that was a liberal,
it was a trans person, and they also.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Tried to say it was black. Yeah, and they started
threading the HBCU like that's not what besides the DC
sniper and he was Middle Eastern so what he was
brown skin, but he's but that's not something black folks do.
We don't. We're not the sniper type. Bro.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
And then at all one thing I hate about him,
and he kept trying to use bullshit stats about like oh, yes,
twelve all this other stupid ass shit. I'm like, bro,
you're using like skewed data stuff that's not even accurate.
And then there was somebody had said something like all
the lines of apparently he made a claim that one

(18:27):
in every twenty two black people, it's a fucking murderer,
and I was like what. I was like, Bro, it'd
be like five million of us are murderers in this country.
I'm like, that don't make no fucking sense. But I'm like,
where are you getting these stats from? And if you
question some of the people that listen to his bullshit,
it's like, well it's just the stats, like so many sorts,
they can't And I'm just like, y'all, hear something negative

(18:50):
about a group you don't like and then you just
run with it and you skew.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
That bullshit all fucking time. I can't stand it.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
And then how he tried to skew the whole with Okay,
I understand. Yeah, he was peaceful.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
He believed in you know, no violence, you know, protest
things that sort of honestly we all know, towards the
MLKA his life, he kind of started gravitating with m
OK and saying, Yo, we got to find a different
way to fight for our freedom or fight for our rights,
which is completely different than him saying Martin Luther King,

(19:24):
I'm kind of paraphrasing, Martin Luther King didn't even stand
for what he you know, was saying.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
And he said he was an awful person. Yeah, awful person.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
And again we know there's some facts that came out
later on in our lives that okay, cool, But the thing,
the fact of the matter is that he fought for
exact especially this new age of what's popping exactly. So
you're telling me that you've never done anything like Charlie Kirk.
You were all perfect in your life, Donald Trump, you

(19:53):
were perfect.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
How many feel needs to go?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
How many women did you grab by the pussy?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Mister Trump, you said you were whatever, you can do
whatever you want you man.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
Again, if if Charlie Kirk is you know, pointing towards it,
those inside and everything like that.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Okay, okay, but what.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
About Donald Trump's Stormy Daniels that was proven in public? Yeah,
you paid him, paid her off, just to your your god,
Charlie Kirk, Donald Trump did everything way worse than.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
What so it is.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
That's that's the thing I don't understand about the MAGA
type is like, why do y'all just refuse to want
to see what's popping Why are you on this highway
to hell seeing that all the ship that's popping off
is not in your best interest at all? Why can't
you see that these clearly people clearly a on the

(20:44):
Epstein files and they're gonna take out anybody.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yep, who I mean, y'all saw it clear as day
when he was they said he hung himself. It was
impossible for him to have done that. All of a sudden,
he just conveniently he kills himself. Oh and then it
turns out Trump said he promised he's going to release
the file he gets in office. Oh, there is no
Epstein file, don't exist, even though that chick said they
were on her desk exactly. And then what's her name,

(21:09):
Galame Maxwell whatever, whatever her name is. All of a
sudden she's about to get pardoned, Well, why is.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
That she moved to a different lower security or something
like that, Like how are.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
You moved from a federal lockdown resident together and.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Even from there? Like it just I'm looking at these
judges that are supposed to be like non biased, Like
then the Supreme Court, they're bought off. You got all
these legislations bought off, and people still don't fucking see
the ship. That's the craziest part about this whole thing, y'all.
Like they keep getting you caught up in the MAGA
and the liberals and what they're called livtars and all

(21:46):
that shit. Y'all don't see that these motherfuckers is fucking us.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
It's two wings on the same fucking bird. They don't
care about the general public at all.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Y'all are fighting fighting for people that don't know you,
Like I've been seeing some people just going in Like
I've just been seeing people fighting on Facebook, and I'll
go to their page, like if they're one way or
the other, I'll go to their page. I'm like, at
no point did you ever post this man? He died
all of a sudden, you do this, I'll say, you
won't even thinking about this mofoil until this all the time.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
And like I said, I can't speak for everybody. For
me personally, I don't think he deserves to die. I
don't like I don't think that man get.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Shot at all all. Just regardless of what you say.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
You could say you hate blacks, Mexicans, whoever the foot
that don't give me.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
The right to take your life at all.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Now you were doing some crazy shit, putting your hands
on people like you out here, trying to create lynch
minds for.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Real, and somebody got you.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, I mean shit, I might have a different opinion,
but at the end of the day, the dude was
just speaking. He's saying stupid shit. Absolutely, but they don't.
They don't give nobody the right to take his life. Yes,
And then I love how the narrative switched as soon
as they found out he was a wholesome Christian white
boy who's also Maggo.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Now they att yeah, so he has a trans girl.
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
But at first they were trying to say when they
thought it was just a straight up liberal trans or
a black personal as of ship, now they see it's
a little wholesome white boy.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well we have to pray, what would Christ do? I'm like, no, no, no,
keep that same energy.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
The fact that his family admitted that they were.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, and they they're the one who turned them in. Yep,
it's that.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
But everybody, they split the narrative right there, Like why
were they already trying to say it was transliberal? Why
were they saying that already?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
And my last thing I want to leave y'all with
is this just just to think about, like do people
really care about the violence itself? Is just who it happens.
It's who it happens to. Bro For example, r I
p to that chick. I don't remember her name, you
can't who got killed? And because that was fucked up? Yeah, yeah,

(23:58):
for no reason, ain't heart. No black people defending him, nobody.
I think he should go to jail for life. Fuck him.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
But my thing is, was it last year the year
before that lady in Milwaukee black shit goes on a
date with a white man. He kills her, chops her
whole fucking body up, and spreads her body all across
the city. Nobody really talks about it. It's barely talked about,
Like you get to hear like.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Her mother, I don't even know about it. Literally my
point exactly.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
My point is, but we don't know. Nobody's talking about that.
This was at the most two years agoing this happened.
I think it might have even been last year. He
literally went on a date, He murders her, chops her
body up in the pieces, takes pictures of her corpse.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
All of that discussing ridiculous, but.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
It barely gets any attention. This pretty white girl gets killed,
which is fucked up. It is that she didn't deserve that,
and it's they talking about they're gonna be painting murals
of her everywhere everywhere, And I'm like, what, like.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
She's a Ukrainian no war, but no, I mean, you're completely.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Right, And it's like, like, so I say that to
say this, it's not the violence who it happens to.
That's why I say that, it's who happens to, because
I guarantee you had there been a black person just
doing civil rights speech or whatever like that and they
got their next.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Shot through, people wouldn't be half a day half a day.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
It would have been people the maga motherfuckers making memes
of it, like they did with George Floyd, Like when
they was taking pictures with George Zimmerman with Skittles and
Arizona I's team.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, like shit like that.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
And I'm not talking about all maga because not all
magas like that, but the ones that are extremely obsessed
with Trump, that literally would do anything for him. They
would be laughing at that if there was a black person.
And what sucks is there's some black MAGA people that
are worse than the whites. Have y'all ever heard of
this dude name. I think his name is Dean Withers
or something like that. Look, young dude.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
He's only like twenty one white dude, but he knows
the ship.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
He's always debating MAGA people and he always embarrasses them.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
It was one time he was talking to I'm not
gonna say one of us, somebody who was just black. Ya.
He does, he does, But he was talking to this guy. Yeah,
young dude.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
He was talking to this dude and said, so, what
would it take for you to draw a red line
to where you don't support him? The dude was like, well,
if he did something personally to me, he said, so,
if he raped somebody, He's like, long, get my daughter?
He said, so, what if he created like caused genocide,
thrilled millions of people somewhere.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
He's like, well, long, don't fake me.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Personally, he said, Okay, what if he reinstated slavery in
the United States for everyone but your family?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
The dude said, he was still fucking Trump. I'm like, bro,
you need to die, you need to like you.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
That bullet should have been for your stupid ass, because
I'm like, bro, you you're talking about you would still
support him if he reinstated slavery as long as it
wouln't affecting your family directly.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
You are dumb motherfucker. But that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
There's so many of them that are like that that
he can do no wrong in their eyes.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
And I just don't understand, Like how as a black
person like you just want this, You want this love
and admiration so much, and it's like you came from
a black family, like what what happened in that time period?
And you still know at the end of the day,
if you do something wrong, they're gonna turn on your ass.
They at all at all crazy man, crazy, But I.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Don't understand, like you said, I mean, they don't give
a fuck about you, bro, But you're over here praising
and worshiping this maga thing. And literally if you die.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
They'd be like, it's another nigga dad, yes, yeah, and
then they would probably say, oh, well he was game
affiliated and all exactly, bro, all the sacrifices you made
to get their approval, get them to patch you on
your little nappy head.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
As soon as you gone, they ain't gonna care about
you no more. And that goes for all of them, Kennis,
almost all them.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I guarantee you, if she was gone, they gonna say
she was whore and all this other ship.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
They ain't gonna give a fuck about you at all
at all, not at all. Getting to the next topic here,
you know, back in the nineties we had titty twisters, wedgies, pantsings,
and all kinds of clowning around that toughened us up,
stuff today's kids will never experience. Do you think the
pranks and rough house and we grew up with and
the nineties actually made us tougher or were we just

(28:10):
too young to realize how wild it really was. Both
it made our sense of humor darker. Definitely, definitely, uh yeah.
We used to do all of that. Play mercy, bloody
knuckles pants and all that. What was what was the
thing with the pencil? Yeah, no, like whenever, Well, I

(28:32):
guess it was thumps too, but also you use a
or we did it at my school, like pencils on
your knuckles.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
We did like numbles words like yeah, yeah, it was
like that, I think personally, I mean, what.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Were just a while that ship taking a racing just.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Just just did licking your homeboy.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Like I don't know why we did that, because it's.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Part of it, part of life. It was okay to do.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Well the ship out of somebody's ears.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
I used to literally listen to conversation to hear somebody
say something stupid like I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Bring it over here, did y'all? I don't know because
you were still in the elementary school we were doing,
but y'all like slap the ship out people's calves and stuff. Yep,
I'm glad you missed that. I remember pressing the year
and this.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
Is why I started wearing basketball shorts and like when
you're paint some motherfuckers.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I'll never forget freshman year.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
I was at Mansfiet High before we splipped to some
and everything, and this dude got pantsed and he had
some nasty tidy whities and I was like, oh, I say,
I made sure I was always cool to do.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
But I was like when I saw that, I was like, yeah,
fuck that. I mean, I feel like it made us because.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
I feel like our generation can deal with what do
you call constructive criticism ship like that in the workplace.
And I even say that just because, like me having
interns where I'm working at currently, it's like when this
person got constructive christms, they are just like balling crime.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
It's like brocking for this. Ain't nothing against you, is
just get better.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
But I feel like with us in our generation, it
helped us stay ready. You ain't got to everybody get ready,
you know. But I mean to answer your question, I
don't know if it necessarily.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Toughened us up. I feel like it made us.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
What you say, uh, it's more resilient.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah, resilient. But I can'tnot think of the term.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I can't say all of us, but most of us
weren't getting cyberable leading ship exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
You can't believe me. All I gotta do is say, man,
ain't reading this ship.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
We weren't sensitive to the bullshit like it was bullshit too.
It's just like funny bullshit. If we didn't like it,
we stood up to the person like hey, or just
block you exactly or not we didn't have blocking, well
I guess.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
We Yeah, yeah, I was talking about a.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's why I say, I can't be cyber bully if
you say some ship I don't like, and I don't
feel like being petty answering.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I just don't got reading like.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
But nowadays, I mean, that's what it is. It's social
media all the time. You're always online, you're always on
your phone. These kids always talking to their friends.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
On when I can't believe. I used to always hear
about some new some kids off of theyself because they
got cyber bully because someone said they were ugly, like
you was ugly, mound.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Said something bad. You should have claim or you should
have just ignore them like.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
It made us stand up for ourselves, you know again,
like if it was somebody next us, real bad, I'm
turning around, he bitch.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I could wait to get mine back.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
If I couldn't wait to get it's like, yeah, bet,
that's why I sat there.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Listen, let's say something stupid.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Yeah yeah, bro six seven bitch, like say that ship again, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Because people know not to fuck with me because I'm
coming back hard as pause. Like if you I had
I had a dude slammed my calf one time I look,
I show no emotion. It shit hurt by looking, not
no motion. I lost. I get your h.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Like everybody here too.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
They try to run her trip, he felt. I'm like, no,
these big ass fucking mixes man.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
So of your boys tell you they don't do any
of that rough house and ship we used to do.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
So they get it from me, but not to that
extent that we had. But I'm like, I want y'all
to have some of these core memories, but their friends
ain't doing that ship. And that leaves me to my
next question is why do you think kids today are
so sheltered compared to you know, their their parents, like
have parents has gotten too protective or as society as
a whole just gotten softer.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
As a whole got softer, But and some parents are
soft as ship.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Absolutely because again in the past, okay, we graduated five,
graduated seven.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Right, we had I mean Obama, and a lot of.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
It was it was red, red countries. We had blue,
blue country twice, right, but it was Bush a lot,
and it was.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
A lot of right wingers, you know, to where it
was no.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
Child left behind, motherfucker, you stupid, How the fuck you
past six?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
That is the worst thing that ever behind?

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Because we got some dumb ass mother from explain, we
got some dumb they should have been repete in school.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Telling you and like literally.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Like because there's no embarrassment to being failed because you're.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Past and I know you kind of know it as
far you know as me with you know, our our
spouses with teaching.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
She teached mine teachers fifth grade.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
These are the COVID like the real COVID kids from
kindergarten five years ago, near fifth grade. Literally, I've heard
so many stories in the past was six weeks that
they've been in school.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
How fucking stupid are these kids?

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Yeah, you know you're trying to estimate to you know
you Suppo, so estimation you know you have to go
to a five or.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Zero, smallfucker's Like, yeah, twenty one, use twenty one? Why
would you use twenty one?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Oh twenty nine? Like this is a little kids not even.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Knowing how to spell their names, which is yeah, which
is that ship? We was making fun of that? Yes, yeah,
see like we were. It was so.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Lawless for millennials and Gen x's that even the special
kid got made fun.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yes, we didn't give them fun, Like that kid that
was in like he wasn't a special class, but he
was in your class for some real like we had
a lot. Well, I had about three kids that were
just slow in the class. I'm like, I don't know
why the fuck this kid is in here, but they
could function enough to be in the class. But no,
you getting there was no mercy. Yes, there was no mercy.

(34:48):
It was the wild wild West back then. Man.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
But everybody was ready to trawl their gun, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
It was like you always looking whether it's the clown
somebody on their clothes. Like I got shamed to dress
up because I was just really I don't really give
a fuck. Like my whole style changed from just coming
to school just whatever. The man, this motherfucker got nut
huggers on. Man, look at this nigga shoes. I got
to get some better shoes. She's like, I've been telling
you that. I said, yeah, I really need to do

(35:17):
get because I've always been just cheap and I don't
really care about that ship. She's like, no, I need
better shoes, I need this type of shirt. I don't
give a I don't give a ship. But at that time,
it's like I had to dress the impressed. And sometimes
I'll see mag Daddy and I'm like, dude, Like he'll

(35:37):
come walking out with some ashy knees. I'm like, nigga.
I'm like, nigga, do people not clown you? He's like,
no one ever says it. I said, nigga. No, I said,
at some point someone's gonna start to clown you about
that ship. I said, put some damn lotion on.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Clown my son, Like, hey dog, you look like a
white boy right.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Now with my I remember one time son was flooding bad.
I was man get his nigga like Jack Jack. She
was trying to last y as flood damn shin.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
The thing is these niggas flood like that's school bro, like,
like what wrong with y'all? Like at work because we
have you know, it's it's a big array of like age,
describe whatever. And like these little yongsters I see coming
in wrinkled ass fucking shirts jeans, like have no fucking shame,

(36:31):
just motherfucker come in hair and down and ship?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
What is up with a lot of these young black
dudes just having fucked.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Up here, like don't put no more on it.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Just like it'll be it'll it should be a fro,
but like they laid on it and then they don't
pick it out, and it's just they look like freakings
away and ship. It's just like, yes.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
I'm like, bro, what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (36:52):
I can't I clomb my son all the time because
he pissing me the funk off of that ship.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Like, bro, you got good hair, like he used to
take care of it.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
But I don't know what the.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Hell happened in the past two years, two three years,
Like you're walking up you have lit in your hair
right now, Bro, from your bed, get your ass back
here in the bathroom water pick.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yourself, do something with something like damn something with this ship,
like don't care for it at all. So I said,
bullying needs to be brought back, like real boy, ain't
like you know, just a little hazy, yeah, a little
a little something. What was the funniest and most embarrassing
nineties initiation that you went through?

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Nineties, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Two thousand, two thousands, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
In the nineties because we was, you know, playing Bloody
Mercy and yeah, stuff like that. No Mercy and was
playing Mercy and Bladey Loves.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
So that was that was like the nineties for me.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
But slap boxing early two thousands, that about slap box.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Slab box, and it always turned into a fight. And
I'd be like, because the one time I did it,
the one time I did it, have you remember my
boy Dante, I feel like I had, I know, you know,
but Dante, he's like my brother from another mother. Like
everybody thought we were brothers back in the day. Actually
he came on the show one time, but you when

(38:18):
we were at a uh AC's place. It was because
he was talking about wrestling, yes, yeah, and so we
were slap boxing. I caught him one time and I
saw the rage in that Nigga's face was like, bro,
we were just slap boxing and he starts coming and
I'm I'm you know, most people like when other person

(38:40):
comes back off, sudden turns to a fight. So I'm
just like, Nigga, just get your hits so we can whatever.
Because yeah, but I was just like nigga because I
told her, I said, Nigga, we don't need to be
doing this ship now, come on, come on, come on,
I said, we don't need to be come on, come on.
I said, all right, So I said, nigga, come on
like this ain't it And it could have turned into something.

(39:01):
I'm like, all right, get you here. And then after
you hear me, he just calmed down, said nigga, like,
come on, bro, come on. Yeah, I've seen a few
turn into scraps.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
I only had maybe two of them turned into a
scrap of me, Like, you didn't have to be like that.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I'm like, we agreed to do this, man. I remember
I fucked up this one kid with a wedgie. Lewis
papar picked that nigga up. That nigga shit split like
there was no like I'd give him a couple of
other kids wedges. And it's not all some bullying bullshit.
It just that's just what we did. If you got
cop slipping man pour that nigga ship up that ship

(39:36):
he was up that ship fell. I said, oh.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Man, I'll never forget my freshman year, like I was
just forgot who I was.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
And see what Louis is doing. I was just in
the middle of the conversait it was one of the twins,
was one of the two. Mother fucker.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
I'm just chilling. I'm relaxed. Next thing I know, I'm
putting a sleeper hole.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
What the fuck? Like I passed out for a few second.
I woke up. What the fuck was that?

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Is?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
You?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Good?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Like? Who is that? Louise? Papa got that way?

Speaker 6 (40:04):
You look like I know him, you know lose, Yeah,
I know him from others and whatever, doing him.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
A couple of times.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
But ship, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I gotta put it in a stooper hole. I was like, okay,
all right, I guess that is. And I was like
half the time.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Like, yeah, you're big. I can't do nothing with you
right now.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I was like to get a little bit bigger, but yeah,
I'm gonna get your I'm gonna get your ass.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I mean at that point I couldn't only I mean,
I was like hundred sixty pine. That was a big
ass dude, like to something. I'm like, yeah, I ain't
got nothing for you. Last one on this y'all think
that there's any prince that you think could still fly
today with our parents and schools losing.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Not what we did.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
You can't hand somebody that's sexual harassment. Yep, uh, bloody
knuckles ain't gonna go. I think I think they could
do thumbs.

Speaker 9 (40:55):
Maybe no, because I mean you still nick still nah,
can't do because well we even had to switch from
one to neck to slide because they said we really, yeah,
just slide like that because they started getting onto us.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Now we were like, yeah, we were sucking niggas up.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
We didn't.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
They never got onto us about slide by the necks.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Probably because y'all have more black folks so it didn't
bruise as bad versus the white.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
And right on that because fature, our white principals love
watching us beat each other.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Black black Yes, live up to the stereo to beat him, give,
give him, give the principal gonna walk by, the slide
the gun and there. Oh, I hope no one uses this.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Go ahead, Shawn.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I'm trying to I'm trying to think of like nice
pranks we had. I'm trying to think besides the man,
what this ship?

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah you know that the woo whoops, sir, I don't
know I remember that one. I feel like that would
be the only one. Hey, dog, what's that?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
How about it? But we're gonna take a break when
we come back. We got some emails. You're listening to
Ooh they funny, fellas.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
You can't let her keep doing this, taking your old
spice deep hydration with a low body wash.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
It's unacceptable. King, She's gonna have to under shame that.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
You got your own groom.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
You need a dealer, she might say, boy, please, what's
your's mine?

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I'll buy moil be just fine. What if she don't,
don't go. Don't let her bring up the guy calle.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Let her know.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Men, time and time again, she's been taking your spicy pydration.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
You gotta.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
You don't get us. Be good for yourself. Don't let
her you said, there's nothing that to all my guys.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
Never let your skin go dry, and always keep an
eye on your old spice body lotion and body wash
because men have skin too.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
And you're listening to Ooh they funny, Local National Global.
So got our first email here? What's up, fellas? I
don't usually write in, but this whole Charlie Kirk thing
has been weighing heavy on me. I ain't a lot
of y'all We had so many emails on this shit,
but this was the one that stood out to me
the moment. I'm an Indian American dude mid thirties, and

(43:43):
I grew up in a mixed high school where my
friends group was all over the map, black, white, Hispanic, Asian.
Back then, I thought we were just kids enjoyed life together,
no lines drawn. We played sports, crack jokes, once each
other's houses, shared food. It all felt genuine. But now
watching the way some of these same folks are reacting
on line of Kirk's assassination and had me questioning everything.

(44:03):
The anger, the hate, the way they're blaming whole groups
of people without even knowing the facts. It's wild. And
these are people I thought I knew, guys who sat
at my lunch table, hit me up to hang out
on the weekends, who I trusted. To see them turn
around and spitting venom like this makes me wonder were
they always like that? That's what's really eating at me.
If this is how they truly feel about people of color,
then what did they feel about me all those years?

(44:25):
Was I really their friend or just the safe brown
guy they could tolerate while holding all these hidden prejudices
inside were the last of memories real or was I
fooling myself. I've been proud of being an American my
whole life. My parents came here chasing that dream, and
I've always tried to believe in the good this country
can be. But moments like this shape that belief. It
feels like we haven't come as far as I thought,

(44:46):
and the division runs deeper than I wanted to admit.
So here's where I need your perspective. What do you
do when you realize people you thought where your friends
might not have ever truly accepted you. Do you confront them,
cut them off, or just accept the fact just accept
that maybe this is the reality of America. Appreciate y'all
for letting me share. That's really looking forward to hearing
your take. A confused Indian brother trying to make sense.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Of it all, is that American Indian?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Uh? Indian Americans so American? Yeah, because it was.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Yeah, They're gonna say either your friends and stuff like that,
And I mean, I think we've all had friends.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
That said that, our boys and all that, and then
easily talk about our color beyond the facts and everything.
So to answer your question, Nah, they're not your friends.
You know, they're they're not genuine friends.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
There we go.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
They're the fake friends, right, They're the ones that like
to use you for whatever they can.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Get out of you. I mean maybe you're smart and
math or something like that.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
And you know.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
The jock you know needs your need you to do
his homework or so, I don't I don't know what
you're going to or whatever. But but question no, I mean,

(46:14):
they're not genuine people friends.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
And you know, don't give to about you.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Bro, you know, to go on that. What what you're
having right now, my friend, is the black experience. Black
experience in suburbia. It's also known as the wake up call, yes,
the nigga wake up call. It is when you start
to see things, especially like the elementary school kid friends

(46:43):
that you you know, grew up playing with, especially if
you were at a more predominantly white elementary school, and
these are your buddies growing up, and then there's something
something changes in junior high where they start cracking, like
little jokes and kinds of other ship and everything. And
then in high school it's like there's.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
A hugely late sophomore year that's when they make the
full transformation and the next thing, you know, senior year.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
And he's just like, Bro, what the fuck is wrong
with y'all? You're only three fits of a person. I mean,
it's the truth. You are cracking done. Man, You're twelve.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Percent of the population, you commit sixty percent of the
fucking crimes.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Dude, It's just the truth. And they try to play
it off as they're just joking and playing around and whatever. No,
it's not. It's not. And you'll see, like I got
some cool ass white friends that I've been friends with
since elementary school. Then there's some other friends that they're
not my friends anymore, but they still look at me
as their friend. I'm like, I don't fuck with y'all

(47:42):
because I'm the oh man. You know, he's one of
the good ones. I don't want to be one of yours,
like the biggest, Yeah, one of the good ones. I
don't want to hear that fucking ship at all, because
what do you think about other black people? Anytime you
hear those things? If you if you are around somebody,
This is for all of y'all, whether you hell, if
you white, black, Hispanic, If you around people and you

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hear them talk about other people, and in a general sense,
just know that they probably talking about you in a
certain way as well, because like you're real friends that
aren't quote unquote racist. Like we might talk about one person,
we might make fun of a stereotype because there's truth
in stereotypes. But overall, like all of us here, we
got friends of all different types of races that we

(48:25):
kick it with. Like y'all hear ep talk about Mackie
I got. I have an Indian American boy, my boy Devin,
like one of my closest friends. Like I know Steven's
got a whole bunch of different friends too, And like
we don't talk like that, but you'll you'll see it.
And I don't know how old you are, but that's bro,
it's the Nigga Waygo cup.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Like, in all honesty, if you are a real racist,
like you genuinely hate a whole group of people, to me,
that shows that you are not an intelligent person. You
are stupid as fuck. How can you genuinely despise a
whole group of people? Like you got your bad apples good,
you got good and bad people from everything. But for
you to have a bad experience and then ship on

(49:08):
the whole group, or you just listen to your dumb
ass parents or grandparents and then you take their word
for it and then you feel like you got to
ship on a whole group of people. That ship is dumb,
and to me it gives off cook energy. Like you
just you're just weak, bro, Like it's like you did,
dude who got scorn by one girl? Now you hate
all all Like you're just weak to me, if you

(49:28):
are a racist, like a like a real racist, Like
I don't mean somebody who has like dark sense of
human last stereotypes.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Because I love stereotypes sometimes, like some of them cracking
me the fuck up? Can we be sending dark as
dark shit? Even that's talking about black people because this
is funny, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
But if you, like, for real in your heart, don't
like somebody literally just because of the color they skin.
Like if you was cool with this person, if they
had all the same attributes but they were your color,
then you can't funk with them just because they're a
different shade. It's just I never understood that, never understood that.
So if you are a racist, you are stupid. I

(50:08):
don't care if you are a male or a female
I don't care what race you are.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
You stupid m well shiit uh. But man, hopefully that
wake up call opens your eyes to a whole bunch
of shit. Man. Yeah, they don't like you either. Next email,
we got here. What's up, fellas, I gotta confess something heavy.
We don't care that you're gay. Jesus, I just lost

(50:35):
my side chicker eight years because you're eight years brou
that's longer than some marriages. She's been with me through
three different relationships, like a loyal iPhone charger. You don't right.
You don't always think about it, but when it's gone,
your whole world stops working. And before y'all asked, no,

(50:57):
it wasn't because I cheated wrong or got sloppy, she
said she was just tired of the role. Said she
didn't want to be the other woman anymore. Like, damn,
you knew the job was dangerous when you signed up.
My current girl in two years, he's asking me what's
wrong while walking around the house all depressed. She thinks
I lost a cousin or something. Nah, baby, I lost
the greatest freak of all time. Hall of Fame, first ballot,

(51:20):
the one who knew all my plays before I even
call them. You don't just replace that with a couple
of date nights in the olive garden, dinner and look,
I know y'all probably thinking, if she meant that much,
why not just wipe her up. Here's the thing. She
knew how I moved. If I made her the main
she'd have been on me like TSA, checking every bag,
every receipt, every minute I was late. I might have

(51:42):
been faithful, but she would have been suspicious. Twenty four
to seven. That's not a relationship, that's probation. We had
some funny close calls too. One time my girl went
out for a girl's night, so I thought I was safe.
I thought it was safe to have my side over.
We end up falling asleep like dummies. My girl comes home,
sees a random car in the drive away and ask questions.
I told her my homeboy got too drunken was in

(52:03):
the guest room. She bought it. Meanwhile, my side chicks
in the actual guest room, quiet as a church mouse.
And as soon as my girl went to sleep, I
hit her with the coast is clear, and she did
that like a Navy seal on a mission. That was
goad behavior. Now here, I am grieving in silence. My
girl thinks I'm sad because we lost Joe Burrow. Nah,
I'm sad because I lost my free my secret therapist,

(52:27):
and my undercovered chef all rolled in the one. Have
y'all ever gone through something like this? I'm hurt, brolol.
He's clearly not black because black men don't cheat, or
he's Canadian. Canadian blasts are different. Oh, man in the house.
Apparently he gotta be young, because if you ever watch

(52:48):
How to Be a Player, that's the first rule they tell.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
You to bring them to your house.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
That is the first rule. I'm glad that worked out
and you didn't die.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Bro, How dumb is your wife like, oh, I'm just
taking whatever, Like, oh, it's just my homie's sleep in
the guests room.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
And she just was like okay, I mean if he
had homeboys come over there, there would drink too much.
You know how women are, bro, they very They probably the.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Fact that your girl didn't go into the room, that's
my point.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Well, if he was sleep, why would you go in there?

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Like it is a dude, Like, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I love playing Devil's advocates like he all right? Like
you check, Like, yeah, like, I don't know. I don't
think I can think. It was like his homeboys had
a history of doing that.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
So she's definitely a young dude though. I mean he's
eight years so so he's still.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
He's probably like almost thirty, you.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Gotta be almost thirty.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
But he's dumb, bro first off, never ever, ever, ever,
especially when you live with you. He said, well, he's
through three, so he probably didn't with her no more.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
He's been in three different relationships and she's and she's
still been your I mean, I understand why she upset,
I mean, why she can't keep doing.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
It, but also like make me wonder she over she
is she but ugly like I mean, she's probably freak,
but is she but ugly?

Speaker 6 (54:13):
Like you don't I mean, because in my I mean
I understand that he's talking about he's worried that she
would like be all.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
All on him, Like I bet you he probably met
her with the first one and through that he was
like once they broke up, he was like, well, I
can't be with you because you are I mean, you
can't with the side because she knows all because motherfuckers
be the most open. Yeah, with them and.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Which I understand his you know, his word of like,
you know this is why I can't be with her?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
I got you, bro, But have you explained that I'm
not explaining. Have you told her that?

Speaker 6 (54:48):
Like she should know, you know, especially y'all being this
thing for eight years, she should know that she can't
be with.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
You, douga.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
But eventually she's.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Gonna have to, like she wants someone to lay up
at the time. So I man, you gotta respect that
her relations and then then.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
You can become to her side, dude, And that way
she can never hold it against you that you cheated
because she cheated. Then y'all can be together and hold
that guilt over each other's kids, and then it might work.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
But yeah, eight years, bro, I just know she was
a freaking this nigga sad like this is right now
an email. I know she's the nastiest of the nasty
and she was probably giving him advice on how to
work shit out with his girl. And yeah, bro, I
don't know what to tell you. Man. That's tough, bro.
I mean, I ain't never gone through nothing like that.

(55:45):
I have neither Go fight for your girl, go fight
for you, get get it? Back HM last email. We
got here? What's up? Ep, Tony Stephen James, Risky, Well, Risky,
I ain't here. I'm I'm finally trying to lock in
her first trip with my girl, and I need some
help deciding where to take her. To give you all

(56:07):
a quick idea how she is. She's fun, always down
to try new food, and she's big on taking pictures.
She likes to stay moving when you're out, but she'll
also notice the little things, like if the hotel room
doesn't feel right or the vibe is off. Basically, she
got energy, but she's picky too. The three spots I'm
looking at are Miami. She'd love it for the beaches
in the night life, plus all the little rooftop lounges.

(56:29):
The only thing is Miami feels like the most obvious choice.
I don't want her first trip to feel basic New Orleans.
She's a foodie, so this one makes sense. Beignet's po Boys,
seafood boils all that would hit. She's also into live music,
so I know Frenchman Street would be her spot. The
only thing is Bourbon Street can get wild, and I
don't know if that's how I want our first trip

(56:49):
to play out San Diego more chill, good weather, and
it's got a mix of stuff like kayaking, hiking, and beaches.
She's been saying she wants to do more outdoor things,
so this checks the box. Downside is it's the most
expensive options. So that's what I'm looking at. Which one
of these do y'all think makes the best first trip

(57:10):
and risk from the woman's side of things, that this
was you, which city would feel the best for her
first getaways? Well, she don't care, bro, Sorry, dog, she
don't care.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
First off, don't go to San Diego.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
That's like a married couple's place to go to or like.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
He didn't say, how long here together?

Speaker 7 (57:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
No, No, it's just their first trip. Yeah, because san
Diego San Diego is either like a single man thing
or a couple's things, Like I wouldn't do that. It's expensive, bro,
as Sandy, san Diego, New.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Orleans sounds like the winner to me, it just does
because Miami, like you said, it's kind of a cliches
expected and that's honestly like something you do with the boys,
and that's something she would do with the girls.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
You ain't supposed to go as a couple to Miami. Bro,
don't don't let her go to Miami. Yeah, not with
the girls, especially now now if you're looking at Florida.
A spot that I didn't not. I didn't know Tempa
when I went to Tampa. I didn't know Tampa was
live like it is. Like I was very surprised.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
And it's affordable, isn't it a little older like older
community type, like not live like Miami.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
It's not live like, it's not live like Miami. But
it's a bro, it's got some spots in it that
I did not know it had, because you don't. All
we hear is Tampa Bay Buccaneers, which in my mind,
I was like, it's called Tampa Bay, but it's really
called Tampa and then it's clear Water and then there's
another city, but it's all in the Tampa Bay. Yeah. Yeah,
I didn't know that ship. So I went there because like, oh,

(58:44):
let me try Tampa Bay. Yeah, it's just called it's
just called Tampampa Bay. Yeah, Bro, for the longest I
called it Tampa Bay, So I actually went there. There
is a lot of fucking ship to do in Tampa,
and it is it's got the I'm not gonna say
it's Yeah, it's got the beach. It's got a whole
bunch of different beaches. Go to the clear Water Beach
because Tampa's beach is terrible. Go to You can go

(59:08):
to Destin too, like if if you want to be
a little more relaxed, chill.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
But if not, I think we all agree. New Orleans, yeah, bro,
like I've never been. I want to go to New Orleans.
It seems like it would be fun and go to
Bourbon Street. Enjoy yourself. Though anybody champion be showing her
big juicy tits or nothing. I don't know if she
has big juicy tits, but she ain't gonna.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Be showing them a picture. Yeah, just if you're real. No,
but good to New Orleans, bro, I feel like that
would be a good spot. Uh yeah, just stay out
of the awards that part, stay out of that. Stay
in that downtown area. Maybe go by the super Dome

(59:51):
or where the Pelicans play about it, mane, That is
about so consensus is New Orleans. U. But my other
little random I throw out is Tampa. What's your random
one that you would throw out? Mm hmmm random?

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
So I feel like, I mean, they're trying to go
to the night life, like have fun clubbing type things.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
So well he did get the San Diego which was
more chill. So San Diego they got like aquariums and
zoos and yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Mean they still have like a night like but it's
so expensive out there. That's why that ship.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
I mean, look, unless you're going as a couple, it's
a lot cheaper because you ain't going to night life.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Right if it was like later in the year when
it was cold, I they go to Colorado. That's what
I was literally thinking, just thinking even around this, well,
like it's starting, it's fall, It's fall everywhere else e
scept here, So I think Colorado would be dope.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
And then y'all can actually, but don't go to Denver.
Don't go to the city like go like where did
y'all gets at Wherever?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Just go there?

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Go to Broken Bowl, Yeah, Broken Bote.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, they're going Broken Boat man.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
I guess because I've been so many times, I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Ain't never had a bad experience as long as to me,
that was the best time. Ship. Oh yes, almost almost
almost turned into that second email miss.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Almost, but it's like seeing Carmelone almost wanted me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Yeah you didn't defend me. So we're gonna get into
the next topic, cure. I was thinking about how Steven
has turned into that old man that is set in
his ways and ain't changing for nobody, no matter how
great we tell him a new artist is, or how
dope a new movie is. Like music, it's different from

(01:01:47):
But if it doesn't fit his criteria, now, because you
still won't watch that K pop demon hud I tried.
I did try to watch that. I didn't care what
got mad for watching someone my kids? It's yeah, you
just don't want that ship to get stuck in your head.
I understand too, But if it doesn't fit his criteria
what he likes, he's not gonna give it a chance.

(01:02:09):
Him man ac like he's worse. And what age do
you think people usually start shifting from being open to
new ideas to getting stuck in their ways. Mid thirties Yeah,
mid thirties you all?

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
I mean, because when I'm trying to think, here's some
music you had put me on, or you're trying to
put me on, I was like, I can't get into
a dog. I only like I like my early two thousands,
you know, old old school hip hop and everything I'm
fuck y'oll.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I think we were like it was our twenties. It
was like our late twenties. It was like twenty eight
twenty nine ers. So that's the last time I try
to put you on an artist and you're like nah,
I like my yeah, yeah, I try to put you
on no more artists and.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
You can't get into it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
I mean, and I mean there's certain you know what
Cole Kendrick, you know, certain certain artists, but it's a
certain thing that's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Nip. No, it wasn't this.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
I got into this because we were with Hop We're
in the Grand Perry location, and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I can was it logic? No, I love logic, logic
schoolboy Q I don't even with school book boy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
That was telling me he's like a man. He good,
he come up here. Bah was like okay, And I listened.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
To it was like I only like two songs of
his and that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
It's like I think it was like one. I was like,
all I can dig this, and I started listening. I
was like, yeah, no, man, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
There's a couple of artists you told me listen to
and I was just like, I can't I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
It's a black man. I can't. Yeah, man, I probably
try to put you on Future too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Yes you did it, Yes you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I like Future, but there's something when he's here's my thing.
I liked singing Future versus rapping Future, unless it's a
certain unless it's a certain rapping song where I'm like, okay,
this like Future's more beats. But the songs I find
myself listening to more, it's him on the singing side.
You though. He can't say, but that's like ship like that, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
When he's featured on songs I can Yeah, I don't
like his actual.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Album because I was just it'll just be playing. I
won't even listen to it. It's just the beat going,
like it's on the workout too.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
When he is feature with J on a couple songs
like oh Shit is bumping Jesus out the Future, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
All right, I can dig this, but I just it's
I'm definitely saying my waist. I'm definitely that person.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
So we said, we said mid thirties. Yeah, and so okay,
do you think people being set in their ways as
a sign of maturity and wisdom or is it more
about fear of change. It can be a sign if
you just being like, look I am who I am.
I'm not gonna change.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
I ain't gonna try to pretend like I like something
to make you feel comfortable. Like you know, we all
have been there where somebody then saying something where there's
a boss or cod where they said something we fake laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
So I yeah, I don't do that shit no more.
If somebody said something at my job and it didn't
make me laugh, and it's gonna stare at him like
I tell people, I'm like, you're not funny, yeah, and
then they think I'm being funny when something like nah,
you ain't funny.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
So the older I've got, it's just like if I
like something, okay, I don't really care what other people thinking.
If I don't like it, I just want I got this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Uh, this young dude I work with, he's he might
be like twenty seven, twenty six or so, and so
we have like these little group team chats on like
the computers and stuff and everything, and so he'll like
their culture is all about like just randomly just type
of shit all throughout the day, which I'm just like, nigga,

(01:05:40):
why are y'all not watching TV. You're at home. Where
at home is? We like, why the fuck it? And
so he'll just be saying so he messed with me.
He was like a BT, how can you ever say nothing?
Or I said, brocause I don't care about this shit. Well,
first I said, give me a semi your phone number.
He smile the phone and I said, I don't give
a fuck about this shit. I said, when you have
a family and that this ship don't mean nothing to me.

(01:06:01):
I said, I'm watching ESPN right now, or I'm switching
between ESPN and the Herd on FS one. I don't
give a funk about y'all talking about some ship that
don't mean nothing to me. And he's like, damn, that's
some real ship, big T. I said, yeah, you're gonna
find out you don't care about none of this ship.
I said, just like I said, when you leave here, bro,
I said, I think you and I would would be cool.

(01:06:22):
I said, I ain't gonna talk to these people once
I retired, whatever the case may be. I said, I
have my real friends.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Yeah, He's like, damn, I didn't think about it like that.
I said, yeah, bro, he's an Indian cat but he
got a real smooth like yeah, man, yeah, man, I
still think a C is the worst. A C is
definitely the worst on the show. And then yeah gets
mad about it. Yeah, hey it came out today. Yeah tomorrow.

(01:06:54):
I thought it said today. I think by the ways,
because Prime was telling me, Hey, check this out. So
I gotta watch that. Have you started a Peacemaker yet?
I need to start season two. I haven't started season
Season two? Is good? Is it? It's good.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
It's supposed to blend.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
All I'm gonna say is John has definitely surpassed the
Rock as actor, big time big.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
I still need to see the Rocks News movie first
before I when they say that ship, I said, all right,
I need to see right now. I'm finishing up. I'm
like halfway through drastic part because I'll play a little
bit and I'm going to do something. I'm doing that.
I'm finishing up. Yeah. What's that Jason Momoa TV show? Uh?

(01:07:42):
I started?

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
What is it called?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
It's like God got Jason Momoa News show? Yeah? Chief
of War? Yeah? Watching that someone? It is good. That's
the first time like Jason Momoa, you know, I don't
know what the hell you're saying subtitles, Hey you playing
this part. I don't like the fact that I have
had to see your button as much as I have.
Why don't we get to see the women's butt in

(01:08:06):
that show? I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
That's how I felt about Sun's Anarchy. Bro, when I
used to watch as I want to see some Yeah,
get one, it's good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Yeah, I finished episode one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
It's just yeah, oh so you did watch them?

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
So yeah, I finished up so one because I got.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
On what's something that you used to be flexible about
back in the day that now you're like, no, it's
not how I do it. That's that's fine. I'm not
gonna do that ship again. So for instance, for me,
like and and the question is what's a what's something
that you used to be flexible about that now you're
like no, So for me double dates, no, I fucking

(01:08:49):
will not. And one of these uh soccer moms, because
she finally got to talk to me one day, she's like, oh,
you'd be really cool. You know my husband you know,
And I'm just like, nah, I don't do that ship.
So then she reaches out the Amazon. She's like, hey,
I think we Amazon was like no, he don't do that.
And so ironically, uh, her oldest boy and the mac

(01:09:13):
daddy were playing yesterday in the football game, and so
we said, just because she's like, so, did Amazon tell
you what I'm saying, I was say yeah, and I said,
it's still no, I don't want to do that. She's like,
but I said, no, it's not fun for me. I said,
it'll be fun for y'all, but it won't be fun
for me. Ter, which is, well, I know I've known

(01:09:39):
him since I was a kid, because did you ever
know justin Alexandrew he went to Martin and young but
me and him are the same age and his older
brothers I think four years older than me, which I
know me and him are cool, but it's like we don't.
That's it's like when that one time that we went
with like that group to the jazz club, Like yeah,

(01:10:00):
it was I mean, it was cool, but it wasn't us.
It wasn't us.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
It wasn't what we do, like it was forced on us.
It was definitely forced on us.

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
I mean, I'm gonna kind of figure back on that
because unless like we're friends with both of them, like
I mean, like I'm not, I'm not even trying to
double date because it's not me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
It's not like.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
I don't know, it's annoying to me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Yeah, that's like me and Jamal Jamal light Bright with
Animal Like I've known me and Jamal met light right
at the same exact time, so we were friends from
them the get go. I don't want to go out
with them because me and Jamal ain't gonna have fun,
and I'm and light Bright it's my friend, Like, we
ain't gonna have fun. It's not the same at all.
You got anything that you like used to be good

(01:10:48):
on and now you're like, I don't think it's anything else, Eve, like,
just I'm all for it. And then I just completely
say that I can't really think anything right on. I mean,
that's that's all. I think. That's a rap right there,
y'all on that because I want to say this next

(01:11:08):
topic for next week. We ain't got anything else. I mean,
we got one more. I won't say it for next
week because we actually, even though it's only A twenty seven,
we actually been on for a while, so we started. Yeah, yeah,
so we've come to the end of the show. Appreciate
y'all rocking with us. Once again. It's always go to
Google type of the funny three years. Anything that has

(01:11:31):
to do with us will pop up. Continue sending us
those emails. We don't read everything live on the air,
but I do answer the ones that I don't read
or I try to. But I'm trying to get a
lot of emails, and it's I might have to hire
my son to go through here. But I love that thought.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
We might have to, Like I said before, we might
have to do an episode purely just emails, bro, just
one episode.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Yeah, we might have to do that because some are good,
some are fucking terrible. Then some are clearly fake as fuck.
And I know the ones that are clearly fake aus fuck.
Some of y'all try. It's when to brush my teeth.
It tickles and you try. Uh, but yeah, cause continue
sending those emails the show zero three two at gmail

(01:12:18):
dot com and getting the show zero three two at
gmail dot com. Stem J, how can they get at you? Brother?
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my Instagram, it's missed November two k five. I missed
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Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Time is a drunk already.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
It's mister n O V E M B E R
two K five release the f steam file and if
you don't know, now you know, peace out. I just

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want to thank you for listening to the show. You're
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this party rocking. Just tune in and jail out. You'll
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Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
I believe we will always have a good show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
And we go. It's the show. It's the show, that's
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for riding with us, high side with us, get fled
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stop with us. To believe always have a good show.
If we go it's the show. It's the show. That's

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