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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome everybody for the Paparazzi Podcast. I am Jedi, he
is Mark.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Happy New Year, So long twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
So long, see ya. How are you very happy to you?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, I'm good, And I just want to let the
listeners know. Ten seconds ago we turned on the zoom
call and I said, are you ready? And he said
I'm ready and we just started it. So just so
you know, there's no real like I make some notes,
maybe he makes some notes, but we don't talk about anything.
There's no production value in this thing. We just got.
(00:39):
I'm going to do it. I'm doing good. All I
had a decent New Year's I've had some I've had
a bit of a you know, tragedy in my family.
That's that's kind of weighed on the whole Christmas in
New Year's. I'm not going to get into it, but
it's not gonna it's not going to affect my ability
to make a saying podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
There you go. Yeah, we've got to keep on trucking.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
The show must go on as the show.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
In the business exactly right to start with, you know,
every year at the end of the year, Spotify do
the Spotify wrapped and all that kind of ship.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, we made one.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
We did, indeed. Well. I I downloaded an app. Now,
I'm not sure if you've heard of this app. It's
called flightly lightly flightly no okay, so it basically I'd
never heard of this until oh sorry, Flighty not flightly okay,
so I'd never heard of it. But I was scrolling
(01:41):
through Twitter and on my on my for U side,
there was some bloody influencer who I'd never heard of,
but he'd he'd he posted his Flighty stats for the year,
so I'm like, and it said how many flights he'd done,
how old, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No far?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
How far? Yeah? How far around the world he traveled,
how many minutes and days he was in the air,
how many airports and all that kind of stuff. I
downloaded it as well my Flighty stats for the year,
which are pretty fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I bet they are fucking crazy. Now, now answer me,
this was your Flighty better last year? Even though you
didn't use it? Was it could have been better last
year or this year?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I think I don't know. I don't know. I think
I think it would have been pretty close. And it
could only go back for twenty twenty four unless i'd
like paid for some fucking upgrade thing for it to
go and find everything, which I didn't do. So I
have my twenty twenty four flighty passport, which is what
(02:58):
they call it, which is like my apped I guess.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Which we're gonna post on the Instagram eventually on a story.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Do you want to do? You want to have a
guess at how many flights I did last year? You
got you gotta figure there's there's three hundred and sixty
three hundred and sixty five days in the year. Yes,
I wasn't working every single day. I just took three
weeks off at Christmas and New Year. Okay, I'm back
to work.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Now, give me a category. Let me guess flights. Flight's taken,
light's taken forty seven? Not even close?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Right, not even close? Eighty seven closer?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, one hundred and seven. No, you're you're a little
over going over. Yeah, I'm going to say ninety three.
Final answer is that right on.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
On the nose, Shut up, nice, on the on the nose,
ninety three flights I went just on just under two
and a half times around the world. Wow, I threw
seven different airlines anymore?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I want to guess something come on.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Okay, okay, how many different how many different airports do
you think I visited? Ooh, this is It's probably not
as many as you think, because obviously I'm flying and
connecting through the same one a lot time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, they just keep going back and forth. I'm going
to say nine.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, that it's more, fourteen, it's more. Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay, then what is it?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Twenty nine different airports?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, that is not less than I thought.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, my flight time total, I was in the sky
for eight days and thirteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Wow. Yeah, considering that's not a lot, you know what
I mean? Really too? Yeah, not a lot. I'm you know,
I'm saying, not a lot of your life being it,
we live in such a modern day and age that
we just do eight hours and do as much work
around the world as you do with only eight hours
(05:04):
of flying. That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's crazy, right. My longest flight distance was five thousand,
three hundred and three miles when I went to Argentina.
Further Liam Payne story, what do you think my shortest
flight distance was?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh? Wow, we can't be that short.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Let me see you'd be surprised.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, I'm going to say eighty four miles lass less. Wow,
sixty two less? Oh my god. Oh, because you have
to take little jumpers, right.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I might. I might have taken a little jumper, but
not but not that little of a jumper.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Fourteen miles a better happy less than that.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
No, it's not okay, it's My shortest flight was thirty miles, okay,
which is kind of crazy. I'm like, fucking Taylor Swift
over here.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You are honestly the you know, Taylor Swift is a
lot more than that. But it makes you, it makes
you realize these celebrities and their ability to fly anywhere. Yeah,
flighties must be crazy. How did you rank next to
your influencer and flighty?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Well, this this guy, I can't remember who he was.
It was one of Logan Pool's buddies. I think he
did like one hundred and six flights, which wasn't many more.
But his was like all over the world backwards and
floords and all that kind of stuff, whereas mine was
predominantly in the US, and you know, a couple up
(06:39):
to Canada and then down to South America for the
Argentina job. But yeah, that was kind of fun. I
you know, I wish I'd known about flighty prior to
just now.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Basically, sure, Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, and I lost twenty eight hours of my life
due to delays.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Okay, well I'm gonna I'm gonna one up you, Okay,
because my flighty is not really a flighty, it's more
like trafficking. So how many hours did you think that
I sat in traffic this year driving to downtown l
(07:19):
A Side and all that kind of ship? Thousand fucking hours? No,
they should have a traffic version of that app for.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The yea, no ship. I mean I wonder, I wonder
if you can go into like your Google or Apple
Maps and see some kind of stat like that.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah. Yeah, I don't need to see those stats to
be honest, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, that would be awful.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah. That you get to compare yourself to celebrities and
their travels.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's kind of nuts. It's kind of cool. That is
that is jedis Jedi's journeys, right that. Have you been busy? Mate?
Have you taken taken many pictures lately? Like I said,
I just took the last you know, three weeks off
for Christmas and New Year?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What's what's been going on?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I mean I should have taken the last three weeks
off really for years, you know, I mean December January,
it's always the time when the celebs go to way
cooler places than LA. But yeah, the people who can't
leave LA or do not leave LA. We have to
get creative, we have to get you know, our backs
(08:33):
are against the wall for the end of the year. Yeah,
you know, I'm proud to say I pulled I pulled
a little out you know, around here, and that's it,
you know. So yeah, just towards the end of the year.
So there's you know, there's the trend of shooting the
old people right now, you know it.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
We spoke about this on the last part, like it's
it hasn't stopped since we spoke about it last It's
every single day. Yeah, like multiple different outlets doing it
with different people.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It's crazy exactly. So you know, you're just like we
said in the last podcast, we're just watching movies and
saying where are these people now? Stuff like that. But
there was a couple that were close to me on
the West Side. You know, they're whereabouts or no secret
to anybody, but I had an idea to just go
(09:24):
and work them both because they were close to each other,
but it was Angelica Houston and Barbara Hershey the little
double team day, you know what I mean. I don't
know if those exist, but they do now. But decided
to go to Angelica Houston first. And it's one of
those where I'm checking in with my agency to get
(09:49):
an address. I have an address, which is a public
record address, but I don't know, I don't know if
it's true or not, so I'm checking. So I actually
head over to the house. It out definitely looks like
it could be hers, could be anybody's. Really it's nothing special.
So early in the morning, maybe a little while after
I get there, my agency gets back to me and
(10:10):
they go, hey, uh, we have these addresses in Vicealia.
Oh but Salia, Yeah, like central California, you know, kind
of central southern California, and we've got these couple of
properties whatever. I look on the maps and I think, oh,
this has got to be like a couple of properties
she's bought and she maybe plans on making a you know,
(10:31):
vacation house there something. But this can't be where it,
you know. So I go to my plan B, which
is Barbara Hershey and there's a couple of ways to
get to her house from where Houston lives, right, and
they both live near each other. They're on the west side,
and they're they're no more more than a mile from
(10:52):
each other. We're probably, you know, maybe half a mile
from each other. So I start going one way and
then realize, you know, I'm going to go past Bradley
Cooper's house just in case, you know, he might be
randomly there or whatever. But there's more of a chance.
And I can go by Ali Larder's house along the
way too, and she's been in in Landman, so maybe whatever.
(11:15):
But it's always like, you know, you have that decision
of am I going to hop on the freeway and
not pass anything to go to my destination, or am
I going to go through the city and maybe come
across something as I go through? You know, I don't
know if you have ever had those decisions, but that's
a pad decision. So I turn around a block after
I had decided to do this, turn back around, and
(11:37):
I go back down her street. I have not you know,
left there for more than forty five seconds. Yeah, walking
down the street walking towards me. Love it exactly, but
she's walking out to Sunset, and I'm just like, Okay,
how am I going to get this, you know, because
there's nowhere to pull over, there's nowhere to to get
to to get an angle on the way she's going.
(12:00):
So I flip around. I drive back and forth. I'm
stopping traffic. I'm up and down. I'm trying to be
discreet at the same time because it's just her and
a friend of hers that are walking around and I
can't get them, and they disappear one of those where
you make a turn, you go up, you have to
go up a street, you have to make a U turn,
come back around, and then they're gone.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
You know, there's no driveways you could have pulled into.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
There's no driveways Sunset Sunset Boulevard.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh Jesus, no.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Driveways on Sunset. So I look around. I look around,
can't find anything, can't find where they went. I'm looking
on the maps. I'm looking for trails. I'm looking for
you know, back ways between houses, this that, whatever. Can't
find anything, but they have to come back, right, yes,
So I post up in a spot where I will
be if they come back the same way that they went,
(12:52):
you know, and I'm there maybe ten minutes or so,
and I'm just starting to panic, you know, I'm starting
to say, they're not coming this way, They're not going
to come back this way. Oh my god, What am
I gonna do? What am I gonna do? You know?
So I go one more time onto the maps and
I kind of see a way through a back you know,
(13:13):
backyard of a house maybe possibly that gets through to
another side of a street, and then the street wraps
around all the way around a neighborhood. That's you know,
just a totally random, you know, thought that she might
have found a way to get around. And I drive
down there just to kind of check. But I don't
(13:33):
want to I don't want to leave it too long
because she could still come back the other way. So
you want to just pop down there as quick as possible.
And as I'm coming down the street, I see her
walking past another street, just a glimpse of her, but
I know the way she's going, you know. Yeah, So
flip back around again, I go get a position, get
like six frames right, and then flip around one more
(13:55):
time to get one last little bit. As she's walking
towards her house, a video she always want to get
a little video.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
If you can, always go to get the VID.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
And when I set up to get that video, she
could have walked in the street the way she was
walking the whole time in the street around cars, stuff
like that. But she decided to take the curb side
grass right in front of the house, right next to hers,
and I wasn't able to get any video, but she
didn't see me. It was all good, got some frames.
(14:26):
You know, Angelica Houston hasn't been seen in a while whatever.
So moved over to Barbara Hershey, hung out there for
a little bit. I don't want to give too much
away on any of these people and what their you know,
routines are or anything like that. But I'm not there
more than ten minutes. And she comes back and out,
oh and she drives off. So I follow her a
(14:49):
little bit. And one thing that you know is enticing
to these paths about working these old people is the
fact that they don't think anybody's on them. They don't
know that anybody's on them. They're not suspecting anybody on them.
You know, nice easy follow wherever we're going to go,
especially if it's not too far. So follow her up.
She goes up to Montana, trying to get a spot
(15:11):
on Montana to park, obviously, because she wants to park
in front of wherever she's going. I don't know where
it is. But she can't find a spot, so she
turns down one of the side streets. And we always
love that because we know that they're going to park,
and they're going to walk, walk all the way down
the side street. And she parks three quarters of a
block down one of the side streets. So I know
(15:32):
I'm gonna get pictures. I know that she's not expecting me,
so I post up, I start shooting her, and she's
staring at me.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm looking at the pictures right now.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I've got my I've got my car park in a
position that there's no way she should notice. I've got
my window cracked a little bit, but there's no way.
I'm shooting out the back, you know, and there's no
no you know, but she's staring thinking if she stares
at me, or she's starting at like the store that
I'm parked in front of and maybe looking in the window,
you know, Yeah, she's just clocked looking at me. Just
(16:07):
just you know, head.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Turn the whole way.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
You know. Yeah, she turns the corner, she goes into
a nail salon, So I you know, obviously, drive what
do you do when someone goes in to a nail salon, Jedi, Well.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
You know you've got thirty minutes at least, I go
and find a better spot.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
You know. Yeah, well you know you got thirty minutes,
and you know when she comes out, she's gonna have
a long walk back to the car, right, But they're
gonna be in there for thirty minutes. So what are
you gonna do for thirty minutes?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well, I mean if you can get a shot of
her in the nail cellon, that's always great. So you've
got to exhaust all of those avenues before you leave
and try and find another spot.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
There you go. So if you're the mighty Giles Harrison,
all you're gonna do is you're gonna get out of
your car.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Walk up to your head.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah you stick, You're seventy to two through the door,
through the glass, right in front of her face. Right. Yeah,
But I'm not Giles Harrison, so.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I've seen it on it it's it works well.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
And also if you're on a non exclusive with him
and he goes and does that that means you have
to go and do it yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, and I think I did it on Montana actually
maybe like Brooks Shields years ago.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I've done it a lot of times with that guy.
Yeah and yeah, so you have to go and shoot
it because actually them sitting in the chair is what
always goes always, at least we used to think that way. Yeah,
But anyway, I went around, tried to find an angle,
and I did find an angle through the doorway, but
from across the street, Caddy corner in a parking lot,
(17:36):
from behind the business that was, you know, across the street,
so very long, far shot. Nailed a few frames, got
a little bit of video, and then she comes out,
you know a half hour later. I get her walking
down the street. Then she heads over to Whole Foods,
parks behind Whole Foods, walks into Whole Foods. I can
set up for a way back. The sun is bright
(17:57):
on her, just perfect lighting everything. Those are the pictures
you see online. So then she went home. After that,
all's good.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
You got her in the in the chair and then
the salon. But they didn't put it up.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
They didn't put it up. They were kind of far
pictures I shot it on you know, the Infiltrator. Wasn't
it that good? Maybe we'll put them up on the
Instagram just so everybody else can see the exclusive exclusive, right,
But yeah, so both of them, obviously they both went
and it was it was good. You know, it was
a good uh you know, one of those where you
(18:32):
can double team somebody in the day, you have a
plan and you get them both within a mile of
each other, within a half hour of each other. It's
it's just always a good thing. It's just a great day.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Love. Yeah, you know, I'd never actually heard of Barbara
hershey until you just mentioned her.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Really, yeah, but you've seen her in some things, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Who I don't think I do, and I don't think
I have. I certainly don't recognize her. I see, I
see she was in Black Swan. I've seen that. And
whenever I see Angela A. Houston or think of her,
the Adams Family is the first one that comes to
mind with with her for that, right.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah. And supposedly she's like the John Wick movies too,
but I don't know no shirt too much. And she's
going to be in the new uh Ballerina with and
of the Armists. Oh, no ship, which, by the look
on your face tells me you haven't seen anything about that.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, if you want to say, I'm not, no, I've
not seen any of the Wick movies. I'm not. I'm
not tapped into the Hollywood movie scene quite as well
as you are.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, we we know that Jedi. We've we've established here
there is some that you know. We wish you would just.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Star Wars Star Wars. Right.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
We don't mind if your name is Jedi and your
and your Star Wars. But John Wick is something to
be done.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I shot somebody last week in Buffalo. Actually, like I
wasn't looking for work, wasn't trying to get out to work,
but being the avid football fan that I am, the
NFL fan that I am, a future Hall of Famer,
was flying into town to play my Bills. So Aaron
(20:22):
Rodgers and the Jets flew in last Sunday for an
absolute ass whooping. So I went down to Buffalo Airport.
There's a spot there where you can where all the
arriving NFL teams basically land right in front of you,
just through a little fence. And it's the same place
(20:43):
where I shot Travis Kelce back in November and you know,
great frames, looked over, wave to the fans and it
was nice pictures. But for the Jets and for Aaron Rodgers,
there were maybe a handful of fans that showed up
to show their appreciation and love for him. There was
(21:05):
a few there. Darrel wasn't there. There was no there
was no Darrel Theredrell. Yeah, Aaron, Aaron Rodgers didn't look
over once, you know, shades on, hoody on and just
kind of you know, walked straight over to the bus.
And what's funny with the homes Kelsey the full mahomes.
(21:28):
But Aaron Rodgers was wearing the same hoodie that he
was wearing when he went for the hype with with
r f K in the Enigma show. Yeah, so that
was kind of funny. And I finished Enigma as well,
which you told.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Me to watch, which we'll talk about a little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Which we'll talk about a bit, and I you know,
I know where that the teams stay when they come
into Buffalo as well. So as I wasn't happy with
my shots of Rogers getting off a plane, I went
over to the hotel beat the team there and got
some more pictures of the hotel, which I also wasn't
happy with, but it was still cool to photograph, you know,
(22:10):
a four time MVP, Super Bowl winner and soon to
be Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Well, you don't need to, you know, hype him up
with me. I mean, you know, he was my god
for you know, if anybody knows I'm a Packer fan,
he was my god for as many years as he
was on the Packers. And you know, he you know,
kind of went down in flames. When you decide to
go to the enemies, you know, you go down and flames.
(22:39):
And that's what Aaron Rodgers did, just like his predecessor
before him.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, when he Bob went to the Vikings, right.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Exactly. I mean, I guess the Jets aren't enemies, but
you know.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
My enemies.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
So it was cool, you know, it was it was
nice to see that my camera was still working after
after such a long break.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
That's funny. Yeah. Well, and you know, so did you
get any good solid frames because we put some up
on the Instagram you saw.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
No, not really, it was it was profile frames of
him getting off a plane walking parallel to where I was.
Just say, just just didn't look over, just yeah, so yeah,
it was.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It was.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I was a little upset by it, but you know,
whatever took a couple of hours out of my day.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It is what it is, right, yeah, exactly. H Well
it's funny too because I was thinking too that I
did get one more person that you know, I was
working another old, old person. Okay, there you go. I
was working another old person. But it was on a
road where Mel Gibson lips, around where Mel Gibson lives,
(24:02):
and it was possible for mel Gibson to come down
that road, right is.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
He is he still in Sarah Retreat?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Maybe maybe, yes, possible that he could be around there,
But he did come by me. I did end up
following the Gibbie. Yeah. You know, these aren't amazing frames.
But he went to the vitamin store in Malibu. I
(24:31):
don't know if you remember the vitamin store Great Smoothies.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Right, yep, I know it very well.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
And he headed over to Whole Foods and you know,
just getting Gibbie walking out with you know, two bags
full of groceries with a smile on his face, walking
through Malibu, you know, walking out of Malibu Whole Foods.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I love that frame walking through Melibu.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, Melibu. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Did it run? Did anyone buy it?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, that's a shame.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
No, you're looking right now. I can tell I am.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Looking right now. No Gibby, No Gibby. Lots and lots
of news about his latest movie that's coming out, but no,
but no pictures unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, that's that's unfortunate because I saw him run there
like a week or two before that. Yeah, in the
same place. Looks like coming out of the same place.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Ah, that sucks. Well, can I can I I'll just
tell tell a story about that viteomin store. Yeah, years
and years ago. It was a fucking long time ago.
I was I was in Malibu with with my mum.
Actually she was busying and like, I don't think I
(25:48):
was working at the time. I was just just out,
like showing her the sights and whatever. And Ossie I
supotted Ozzie Osborne. Ozzie and Sharon Osborne walking walking around.
You know, it's the Ralph's side of Cross Creek, isn't
It's the vitamin store. So we're over there and yeah,
we spot Ousie and Sharon Osborne and then they go
(26:11):
into the Vitamin store, and it's a frozen yoga place
as well, right where it used to be. Like they
I think they do. They do smoothies and frozen yogurt
or ice cream or yeah. And and Ozzie and Sharon
walk out with their little cups of frozen yogurt, and
Ozzie sees me taking pictures of him, and he smiles
(26:32):
and like, you know, looks over and he takes a
little scoop of his frozen yogurt and puts it to
his nose and pretends to snort it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
It was so good. It's such a funny frame. And
then you know, he my mum went over and spoke
to them both and you know, said she's from England,
and they spoke like he gave them, you know, as
they're eating their yogurt. They I silence spoke with my
mom for like ten to fifteen minutes. It was it
was really, it was. It was quite something.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It was really it was great. Do you still have
that frame? Because we're putting that up.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I've got it somewhere. I'd have to I'd have to
go on multiple hard drives to find it, but it's there.
Someone I don't know. If I Google it it'll come up.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
But well, I I think you should go on the
hard drives eventually and get us that picture.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I will, I'll look for it when i'm home. Yeah,
it was. It was quite funny.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
That is funny. Yeah, all I know about that. I
mean I've shot multiple people coming out of that vitamin
store slash Smoothie slash yogurt store. But yeah, they're smoothie.
What is it what it called?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You know, those movies probably cost about sixty dollars. They were.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
The smoothie that I had there was probably like fourteen
bucks or something like that. And then and then uh,
sun Life came out and kind of stole the business
away from them. But they were they were. They were
killing the smoothie game for a long time in Malville.
And all the celabs go into that vitamin store. So
if anybody else know where that vitamin store is, let
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us know. We'll let you know and then you can
bug the ship out of celebrities when they go in.
What do you think are going to take a break?
Come back, take a quick one, talk about some other bullshit.
Sounds good to me. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Did you see my Ausie pictures.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Those are insane.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Those are.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
So Unfortunately the listeners are gonna have to wait until
after the episode comes out so that we can put
it up. But just I mean, that's so ozzy right there.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, and we're back, Hell Lou.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I thought of a new segment on this Okay, on
this well produced podcast segment segment I was calling it
the pick and roll and roll, Yeah, and where you
pick a celebrity and you just roll a rant on them.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I like it. I mean, and and nine times out
of ten these celebrity, either of us is going to
run on one or the other is going to have
stories on that person from you know, oh fucking decades
in the business.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Do you have a story on Kristen Cavaleri.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I'm about to look because nothing springs to mind.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Okay, while you look it up, I'm gonna I'm gonna
go off on what I've read recently and what I've
heard recently, and what I know about this girl. So
she's recently come out and she said that Morgan Wallen
is like a good fuck buddy of hers, right yeah,
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and you know, I guess she's gone into detail about
him and her and their relationship. And you know how
she's just one of the numbers for him, and she's
he's just one of the numbers for her and all
this stuff. This girl obviously demands some attention, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh yeah, no shit.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
And I was actually listening to another podcast the other
day about her ex boyfriend or with her ex boyfriend
on the podcast, and he was complaining about how you know,
obsessed with you know, fame she is, and how she
has to run everything through her pr people of how
(30:52):
it's go online and how it's gonna look social media wise,
and all that bullshit. I mean, this guy was in
love with her and went off on tangents of just like,
shut the fuck up, bro, you're just whipped.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
You know, he was the younger guy right that she
was dating.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
He's the younger guy.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And he actually told me the TikTok guy. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And he told a story about how he was going
to go meet her at a coffee shop and crashed
his car. But he was so into meeting her because
she hasn't called him in so long that he ran
to the coffee store. After the coffee shop, after he
crashed his car, and then cops busted it on the
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coffee shop and arrested him in front of her. Oh
no shit, and that you know, Oh my god, I
love herself. I loved her so much. Anyway, I'm not
even gonna get into it, but I.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Actually I bumped into her and that guy in Nashville recently,
like a few months ago. I just I just landed
at Nashville and I was walking down to the rental
car place, and they fucking came down the steps behind me.
I like caught a glimpse out of the back of
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my eye, like backside, and I you know, instinctively, you
know it's somebody right away. I recognized her, and I
was starting to walk after them, and I was just
starting to get my camera out, and they walked straight
into a car and picked them up.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Oh that's actually pretty cool because you were obviously there
for something else and.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I was there for something.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
So that's yeah, that's pretty rare on your travels.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I'm sure, Oh super right. I actually I'm just looking
at my my archive online archive now. I first shot
Kristin Cavaleri in two thousand and six.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Wow, And were they any good pictures at all?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
It was it was when she was dating Brodie Jenner.
I've got them leaving to burn her Tony's in Malibu
over that place. And then she like Brodie used to
be in a band as well, And I myself and
an old photography who I was working with at the
time again in two thousand and six, got her like
out to watch his band and she's cuddling up with
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some guy in like a Budman costume, and I show
her a bunch of times when she used to shoot
the hills all around la as well. It's quite quite
quite cool looking back through the archive.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
The last I shot her was around the same time probably,
but she was she was reuniting or doing some sort
of reality show or something with the cast of you know,
Laguna Beach. Yeah, so it was like her and you
know a couple of the others yea, Lauren Conrad and
a couple other people, and they were chilling the milk
on Melrose.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Oh yeah, I remember that. I mean, she she's only
coming out with this Morgan walln stuff now just to
try and keep relevant, isn't she, Like she's not done
anything for years. I mean, I know she has this
this podcast I can't remember the name. Now she's got
like you know, she's got a clothes line or a
jewelry line or something like that, and her own store
(33:57):
somewhere in Tennessee. But she's she's she's just not relevant
at the moment at all. Doing these kiss and tells
with somebody that is very relevant at the moment, is
you know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Anytime and you're doing anytime you're doing a kiss and tell,
it's because you're you're becoming irrelevant. You need to do
something right. Yeah, And that's what this guy would say.
He would say that she's all about that, she's all
about the kiss and tells. She's all about, you know,
just staying relevant and stuff like that. But I ask
you this, Jedi, so you know, these days, you know,
obviously we have our Nicole Kidman's that are, you know,
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making tons of movies about getting with younger dudes, and
she's totally public about how she loves it and all
this stuff. We've got Kristen Cavaleri who's open about just
banging Morgan Wallen and whoever else. And you know, just
so are there no sluts anymore? Or is that just
girl power?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Now? I mean, yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
I don't think you guys obviously ruling on this, so
apologies to anybody who gets offended by this.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
But yeah, I don't think that's I don't think we
can we can slut shame anymore. That that that that's
a thing, and it's kind of frowned up on.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
It's just it's just sad that talking about conquests like
that to stay relevant is a thing, you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Well, guys can't do it at all.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
We could, I mean, well we couldn't because we're both
publicly No, but yeah, you don't. You don't see well,
you don't see any male actor or musician actively talking
about it, really, do you. I mean, yes, we know
who's banging who because there's pictures and stories in the mags,
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but there's not You don't see a guy going to
the press with, yeah, I've nailed seven chicks low hand,
this one, that one and the other one.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
You know, they can't. It's I think it's just I
don't think it's you know, I don't think that guys
can do it anymore. They can't say that they're with anybody,
they can't say they're getting nless, they're you know, an
older like a Tom Hanks and he's talking about, you know,
getting with someone who old age his own age or
something like that, that would actually be cute. You know,
people would consider that cute, that too old together. But
(36:19):
if you're anybody under fifty years old and you're saying
or even you know, God forbid, or with someone younger
than that, I don't think you can do it anymore,
you know. But but the women can do it for sure.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Take take the Blake Lively and her you know accuser story.
You know, I just watched that movie, Actually, did you?
So did I? What'd you think?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah? Well, I already I all.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Know what you're gonna say when you make that noise Jedi.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I don't like I don't. It's tough because I don't
like anybody. I don't like actors or actresses or music.
I don't like anybody. So I went into the movie
not like him Blake Lively from prior experience, and I'd
already read everything that each of them had said about
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each other, so I knew I wasn't going to like
the movie. I wasn't gonna like her, I wasn't gonna
like him. I was going to pick apart certain scenes
because I knew what they what shit they both said
about each other. Basically, my wife loved it. I just
I didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
So what you're saying is Jedi, you watched it after
the scandal came out.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, so you.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Fell right into the trap, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
My wife wanted to see it. I didn't want to
see it. We have one TV in our house. I
was I was doing stuff, you know, I think I
was watching Monday night football or something like that. As
it was happening. I was very much not into it.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
You're just like I was.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I was following along.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
You're just full of excuses. I was watching football and
she came in and so we had to watch it. No,
it was the same thing with me. I had to
watch it because you know, all the women around me
had to watch it as well. They had already seen
theaters and they made me watch it. I was pleasantly surprised.
You know. Obviously it wasn't as bad as I thought
it was going to be, but that was before scandal.
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After the scandal came out, I approached it just like
I would with the Paparazzi podcast and said, they are
just doing this to get more downloads, to get more money,
to have more people buy the movie. It's becoming a
scandal classic at this point.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
So I mean, they fucking hate each other. Ship the
ship coming out every single day. Yeah, there is. But
I mean he's now suing the New York Times for
two hundred and fifty million dollars. She's suing him for
god knows how much. Fucking everyone's just it's turning into
(39:06):
a massive fucking sue fest.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Oh yeah, and it's gonna, I mean, anything involving Blake
Lively and Ryan Reynolds is gonna be a massive fucking
undertaking because you know, they're billionaires at this point, you know,
so of course. But the bottom line is it's still
selling movies for sure.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's it's on Netflix now, or
it's on one of the streaming services, streaming size.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
It is, But I guarantee they're still making money off that.
No matter what, they're making money. That's the whole point,
right Yeah, even with a scandal, so that you know,
bad press is good press, you know that's what.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
They've always Yeah, no, no press is bad press.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Right exactly. And this is definitely helping out even though
it's whatever. And you know what, it's just a couple
of whiny, fucking millionaires that just whine about the bullshit
about being up in their ivory towers. So it's all good.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Exactly, we did a double pick and roll on that one.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
You know, we could fucking moan all day long about
everybody really couldn't.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Win, exactly, and and and we do and we will
because the role is going to be live people. Yeah,
that's one of That's one of the movies that I
watched obviously since we've talked, it was that movie, and
we've already we've already covered that. I did come across something.
I'm gonna mention this real quick, Jedi, because it brings
us back to one of the old podcasts and brings
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us back to when you used to live here. I
started watching Good Girls, and I'm okay, and I'm trying
to find out i think I'm in almost season two,
season two midway through, and I'm trying to figure out
which living room scene I'm looking for.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Well, it's it's the outside of my help my old
house as.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Well, it's the outside okay.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, and yeah they didn't they actually built a replica
of my old house on the studio a lot what
uh yeah, no way? Which yeah, which sucks because the
guy that owned the house, which was my next door
neighbor at the time, signed all the all the forms,
not realizing that they're actually just going to build the
fucking replica instead of carrying on filming our house. Yeah,
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we got paid like super handsomely for it, but they
might be in there and we missed out on a
bunch by signing signing the you know the fucking all
that ship over wow Ai?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, Well, which house am I looking for? Because I've
been trying to figure it out? Do you know? Have
you watched it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
It's it's what my fucking house looked like. I'll send
you a picture of it, okay, and just look look
for this house.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Is it somebody's house in the show? Like? Is it?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Can you say who? Like, tell me who? Do you
remember the name or whatever?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I can't remember, Okay, but it'll be it'll look just
like that, but with a different yard because they like
put extra bushes in and and did some light landscaping.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I think that's the woman that kind of was trying
to scam them for the money. Right, I can't remember
something that ran over the in the driveway.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the house.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
That's funny because because that.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Guy they like buried or is she like in my backyard?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Yeah, she dragged him back there in the in the
plast he got out. Yeah yeah, just watch that episode
like two days ago.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's hilarious. Now I did give you some homework on
one of these WETS watchings. Yes, did you watch the
Jamie Fox special?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Oh? Fuck, I forgot all about that. Okay, I watched Enigma.
That was homework.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Okay, yeah, that was my next one. So yeah, we
could talk and we'll talk about Jamie Fox the other time.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
So Aaron Rodgers, this is what I took away from Enigma. Okay.
Aaron Rodgers is afraid of fame. He doesn't know how
to deal with it, and he's got all the money
in the world, and he just throws his money at
ways to get away from his freaking enormous famous life.
He's not searching for anything, he's not trying to find
(43:21):
a better edge on his game. He's not doing He's
just a He's just a hippie that doesn't want to
go to a dead show that wants to go and
get lost in the deepest parts of the world to
get away from his fame. What say you?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I mean, I think he's the smartest guy in the room.
He's constantly looking to elevate himself, make himself smarter, and learn.
He's not going to get any better at football. He's
done that. He's won the Super Bowl. There's nothing else
you can get. He's got four MVPs. He's searching for
something else in life. Yeah, he's a kook.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Well, I think I think that your explanation and my
explanation of the enigma are actually both accurate. I think
I described a certain part of it and you described
the other part of it, and that's exactly what he is.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
He's also made me want to go to Costa Rica
and go on an ayahuasca or how do you say
a retreat? I like, want to get into that that
looks cool as fun.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Well, you know what they What he didn't show you
about the ayahuasca retreats is the fact that you spend
the first like you know, six hours of it just
puking your brains out all over the in front of everybody. Uh,
and half of the people are naked running around. It's
not as glamorous as as what he kind of portrayed it. Yeah,
(44:45):
obviously they didn't show much of the ceremonies at all.
They kind of just cut it frum and there's a
reason for that. And that's what I've heard about the
Ayahuascas is this. It's messy, it's gross, it's you obviously
elevate yourself. Yeah, but it doesn't come at without a cost,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, shit looks insane. I'm not so sure about the
like the seclusion and sitting yourself in a dark room
for six days the other thing that he did. But
but that Iahwaska thing looks kind of it just looks
fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, and I'm sure, I'm sure it is awesome. I mean,
I've done my share of mushroom and astra trips, you know,
in the desert stuff like that, and those were pretty
eye opening. But yeah, loucking yourself in a freaking seclusion, like, man,
that's as far away from reality as you can get,
you know.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, it's nuts. Like, I mean, if you wanted a
photograph in this offseason, he kind of he's kind of
given away a bunch of places that he goes to,
you know, like the place in Westlake Village where he
does his training and all that kind of shit. You
could easily like go and track his ass down.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
He's mister cool, So what else are you gonna do it? Right?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah? But you know for somebody that you know, like
he says in there, he doesn't want the attention. He
doesn't want his personal life out there. You know, you've
just done a fucking three part Netflix special on yourself.
You know it's quite contradictory.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Well, I've got some advice to some of the celebrities
out there that are trying to stay out of the
spotlight even though they've decided to become celebrities. That was
one thing that bugged me about them. He's like, oh,
I didn't know what I signed up for, And it's
like we've had generations of quarterbacks before you, bro.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
So yeah. But but there also wasn't the level of
like media back in like Brett Fav's day, Like he
wasn't followed here, there and everywhere right there weren't pictures
of Brett Fav Robin turned into his belly in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Brady kind of I guess.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
But so at the same time, what I was going
to say was don't date celebrities. Yeah, you know, and
like you know, a lister, you know, fame hungry celebrities.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yeah, so well just or just don't like you said,
don't tate celebrities. What he went from Danika Patrick, Euro
City Date, Shale Woodley and.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Yeah. So and they were always in the news, they
were always coming out with new stuff and there they
were the hottest people all the time, you know, yeah, yeah,
stay away from that. Just go with a civilian and
you know, you have a chance of being a little.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
More, you know, some kind of normality.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
And the last thing I saw, which was last night,
and I was very surprised that I actually liked it,
was Flying to the Moon.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
What is it? I've not heard of it.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Oh yeah, you've lost me already.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
It's about the moon landing in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Nine and the supposed moonlanding.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Well that was the thing. So the way they advertised that,
the trailers and stuff like that, and you know, me,
it's all about you know, I always talk about the
trailers and how it shouldn't be putting trailers out because
people should just be surprised on what they see. But
they played it off like this was a movie about
the fake moon landing. Oh okay, And it looked like
(48:37):
that this was going to be you know, the flat
Landers kind of are the flat Earthers, like, you know,
version of what happened there. And it was surprisingly twisty
and not what I expected. And I actually really enjoyed it,
oh okay, even though you know, Channing Tatum I think
is one of the worst actors in Hollywood and his
(48:59):
bugs me.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
But yeah, I'm looking looking at the cast now I
see how husband's in it as well.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah. Yeah, and it was good. It was you know,
it's one of those subjects that I love. I love
the space launchers, I love you know, space exploration, I
love all that stuff. So, you know, this kind of
rendition of how it all went down. Surprised to see,
you know that Hollywood that way and they and they
and they made it the way that it came out.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
You know, it's on Apple TV, right it is. Okay,
I've just been given a weekend free trial of Apple TV,
so I'll watch it this weekend.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah. Apple's been doing their Christmas free weekend thing.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
So yeah, trying to get everybody to sign back up
for it.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Yeah, shout out to Apple for you know, anytime they
want to sponsor the show.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Yeah, I mean everybody left Apple I think when Ted
Lassar finished, so they're just trying to get That's what
I did. Anyway, So trying to get everybody back.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Well, there's some stuff it looks like it's coming out
on Apple this year, so.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Trying to think, well, else I've been watching. I mean
I finished that the the Eddie Redmin show that we
were both watching. Yes, I finished that one. It was okay,
it was okay, agreed, agreed. I just finished watching season
two of Squid Game, not as good as the first season.
(50:31):
Season three is coming out early this new year. Like
season two, they just ended like when they shouldn't have ended.
Basically they should have just they should have. Yeah, I
think they you know, they just left it, left in
the middle of fucking as everything's happening. It was like,
a yeah, it was bullshit.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
I hate those two parts. That's that's the way uh
Fast and Furious ended too.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah, So that's kind of that's all I've watched. I'm
watching Bad Girls again now. On on Apple TV just
while I've got this this free fucking preview thing.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Wow, you're watching I'm watching Good Girls. You're watching Bad Girls.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Well that's pretty funny. Yeah, look at us.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Have you heard of Beast Games?
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, I'm watching it. I finished the first four episodes.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Oh you did? That's where I am at too. Yeah
you think.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
I mean it's I followed. I subscribe to mister Beast
on YouTube. I enjoy some of his videos. I feel
like I'm just subscribed to him because everybody else on
the planet is subscribed to him. Beast Games is obviously
a complete ripoff of Squid Games. Him as a host,
(51:49):
I think he's awful. He uses the wrong inflections and
the wrong places as he's talking. He's certainly not I
qualified TV show host. He's awful at it.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
He needs to take.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
But you know, I'm I'm watching it. I'm probably going
to carry on watching it. I'm nothing really great to
say about it. I don't like all the all the
oh you've made these friends, now fuck them over kind
of ship, which is basically what's happening in every fucking episode.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yeah, it does. It's just it's just it's just all
about greed and shows how deep greed can go. And
I definitely don't like that either. No, first episode when
they when they you know, pick the people to cover
their team, and that that money kind of clock went
up and up and up and up and up, and.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
I'd have taken a million, but everybody else I'd have
taken a million. And then you get to carry on
in the game as well. Yeah, those guys are fucking
idiots because some of them went out like the next game.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, that's hilarious. I love that. Well, is there anything
you work on now that Yeah?
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yeah, if I get this, it'll be great. I'm somewhere warm,
which is nice because Bob Buffalo right now is fucking Baltic.
It's nice to be, you know, not fucking freezing my
bollocks off and digging digging my car out of snow.
It's nice to you know. It's funny. I'd just recently
(53:25):
taken my sunscreen out of my washbag, my travel washbag,
and I fucking need it right now and I've not
got it. But yeah, you know, I've been going to
work in flip flops and T shirts and shorts of
us a couple of days, which has been nice.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Well, I've I've got something that I'll talk about on
the next podcast today that has to do with your
good friend Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
Oh, I love me some brit brit Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
So that's something to look forward to on the next one.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
Fan's good mate, look forward to it.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
So should we wrap this up?
Speaker 1 (54:05):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Well? If we've offended anybody on this episode, we do apologize,
but for myself for Jedi.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Happy New Year and be well. Ninety three flight just
under two and a half times around the world, seven
different airlines, twenty nine different airports in the sky for
eight days and thirteen minutes. Longest flight distance was five thousand,
three hundred and three miles. I lost twenty eight hours
(54:36):
of my life due to delays climby to the