November 22, 2022 • 64 mins
The Museum of Shadows, located in Omaha, Nebraska, has been voted one of the most haunted museums in the world and houses over 3000 verified haunted objects. Nate & Kaleigh Raterman, the curators of the museum, are professional investigators, specialists in demonology, Kaleigh is a psychic medium and they have spent 17+ years investigating cases of the unknown. They receive donations daily from around the world and they determine if it is haunted via several regular and paranormal investigations.
The artifacts on display include odd items like animal carcasses that were used in rituals, several Ouija boards, and a lot of cursed or possessed dolls, including Ayda the haunted doll, the most haunted object in the museum.
Visitors have reported being physically touched, seeing apparitions, hearing disembodied voices, children laughing, running and much more.
Join us on episode 150 to hear more about the very Museum of Shadows!
Sources: museumofshadows.com, omahamagazine.com/2021/04/29/353281/truth-in-the-shadows-museum-of-shadows-celebrates-the-macabre, dailynebraskan.com/culture/museum-of-shadows-houses-ghosts-paranormal-activity/article_026ae962-ee7a-11e6-b6bd-9bd19560d086.html, fox42kptm.com/news/local/strange-occurrences-caught-on-camera-inside-plattsmouth-museum, 3newsnow.com/news/local-news/downtown-omahas-museum-of-shadows-is-home-to-largest-collection-of-haunted-artifacts, bhsorator.com/664/entertainment/local-business-claims-to-have-most-haunted-doll-in-world/, medium.com/freaklore/doll-so-haunted-owners-move-her-wearing-hazmat-suit-94eee978f69f
The artifacts on display include odd items like animal carcasses that were used in rituals, several Ouija boards, and a lot of cursed or possessed dolls, including Ayda the haunted doll, the most haunted object in the museum.
Visitors have reported being physically touched, seeing apparitions, hearing disembodied voices, children laughing, running and much more.
Join us on episode 150 to hear more about the very Museum of Shadows!
Sources: museumofshadows.com, omahamagazine.com/2021/04/29/353281/truth-in-the-shadows-museum-of-shadows-celebrates-the-macabre, dailynebraskan.com/culture/museum-of-shadows-houses-ghosts-paranormal-activity/article_026ae962-ee7a-11e6-b6bd-9bd19560d086.html, fox42kptm.com/news/local/strange-occurrences-caught-on-camera-inside-plattsmouth-museum, 3newsnow.com/news/local-news/downtown-omahas-museum-of-shadows-is-home-to-largest-collection-of-haunted-artifacts, bhsorator.com/664/entertainment/local-business-claims-to-have-most-haunted-doll-in-world/, medium.com/freaklore/doll-so-haunted-owners-move-her-wearing-hazmat-suit-94eee978f69f
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Paranormal Punches is part of the PodbellyNetwork. Go to podbelly dot com for
more great podcast. Hey, y'all, this is Frank the Bigfoot and you're
listening to the Paranormal Punchers. Hey, friends, welcome to another episode of
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Paranormal Punchers. I'm Mark, I'mAlicia, I'm Nash, I'm Dave.
And on that and on this episode, episode one hundred and fifty, whoa
is that like a milestone? Yes, yes, yes, it is,
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all right, well it's one hundred. Oh my gosh, yeah, wow.
I had all of his beer forhim. Yeah, well there you
go, one five zero. Howeveryou want to say, and we're gonna
talk about the Museum of Shadows andsome of the weird wanted things inside.
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Now this stems from on the lastepisode one forty nine, A good call.
Thanks, Um. We had that. We had that listeners story from
Stacy, who said little quote herefrom it. Um. Stacy went down
to the basement and I was sittingthere. I waited, and as soon
as the lights went out, Isaid, is there anyone here that would
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like to talk? That's my regularinvestigating first question. At that point I
heard in my right ear, yes, me, I could feel the hot
breath on my ear. If thatwasn't enough to make us want to check
out the Museum of Shadows. KevinKevin Jay, who is now most famous
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for telling us to talk about theBono con. Kevin said, Hey,
guys, if you get anything thattakes place in Nebraska, let me know.
Let me know, and I willhelp with the pronunciation. Platt's mouth
is pronounced platt smith Why. Ihave no idea, it just is.
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Also, the Museum of Shadows isa cool location. It used to be
located in a small town I livein. I checked it out when I
was there, and I have noother way to describe it, but the
air felt heavy and something felt veryoff. It's a weird sensation. Maybe
it's just because of the black boldin the basement. Maybe they'll haunted items
were drawing off the snowstorms we werehaving. Either way, I know what
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people mean when they try to describedthe bizarre atmosphere around haunted items or locations.
It still weirds me out to thisday. Hope all as well.
Kevin ps sorry about the bondic gun. So I was like that to me,
it was like, you know,let's just talk about the Museum of
Shadows. Yes, Kevin, youknow he just said help with pronunciation?
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Like, are we pronouncing museum ofmuseum? Museum? What's happening today?
It's like a bizarro world going on. Oh I killed my own joke.
Well, you know I, Kevin, I appreciate the offer us fast around.
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You're the older one left, lestI would coreciate the offer to help
us with pronunciations. But you knowhow we like to do it here,
we just screw it all up.And so we're gonna keep that trend going.
All right, So we're gonna talkabout the Museum of Shadows, and
on the second and half, sincewe've got a pretty good response, we're
going to play another round of ParmalPunchers D and D or to not get
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sued Parmal Punchers RPG. What willthe team take on this time? Clues
will be in what we talk about, yep, lish see how you do
we're talking? Well, we knowhow I usually do so, which is
man sliders. Yeah, exactly whatyou forget that one now. The Museum
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of Shadows is located on two levelsof a four story building in Omaha,
Nebraska, and houses over three thousandverified haunted objects and artifacts that have been
donated from all across the United Statesas well as multiple countries. It runs
Wednesday through Sunday from two pm toten pm and admission is twenty dollars to
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get in. Now, it's kindof like brewery hours. Breweries always seem
to be closed on Mondays and Tuesdays. Yeah, sorry, it's okay.
I don't think anybody else on anythingon Mondays. Okay, it's sad anyway.
Nate and Kaylee Raderman, they're curatorsof the museum, are professional investigators
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specialist in demonology. And Kaylee she'sa psychic medium and has They both have
spent seventeen plus years investigating cases ofthe unknown. Now. Kaylee's interest in
the paranormal began at an early age. I'm having trouble now too. You're
really doing good though, don't worry. She often would dream of events that
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would then later happen, and becauseof this, she became very intrigued with
the paranormal. Now, Nate hehad a different start. He honestly considered
himself a paranormal skeptic until he movedin to a new home in two thousand
and six. It was there thathe exp yearns experienced doors opening, chairs
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sliding by themselves, as well aswitnessing a full bodied apparition that'll change your
mind. Yeah. Um. Sohe began documenting his experiences and sharing them
on his website and his YouTube channel, where it eventually got the attention of
A and E and the Travel Channel, which I don't know why it's still
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called the Travel Channel the Ghost Network. Yeah. In the late two thousands,
he began collecting haunted artifacts real quick. Sorry, yeah, go for
it. Maybe it's the travel Channelfor the other side. Mm, these
are the places you're traveling from theother side to side? Yeah, I
see, I see, okay,one way trip, I guess, yeah,
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okay. Day. In the latetwo thousands, he began collecting haunted
artifacts to the point that both heand Kaylee felt that they had amassed a
large enough collection to open a museum, which they did in twenty sixteen.
They opened the Museum of Shadows inElmwood, Nebraska. In less than a
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year later, they moved it towhat did he say, plats mouth was
um and then they moved to theircurrent location in Omaha in twenty twenty so,
I imagine, so they had likejust enough to open up the museum,
and then almost a year later theyhad to move to a bigger spot.
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Yeah. This is like, I'mreally fascinated with their story because as
a collector myself comic books to collecthaunted items. It is fascinating because that's
a hobby that most people wouldn't rightstay away from. But also to a
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mass enough of a collection to opena business. Yeah, I mean for
me, I'm like, I wantto do this. The only thing I
would do different is, uh,nash would be ruined beer, so we
would sell beer and so you coulddrink around. Oh, that won't turn
out like where your head's at.Yeah, that's a good idea for that
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in the book, with all ourthousands of other ideas. Now, Kaylee
and Nate they now received donations dailyfrom around the world. Uh. For
the object to be on display intheir museum, it obviously has to be
haunted. So they will try todetermine if it's haunted by investigating it and
then place it in quarantine. Theprocess that they usually use. Number one,
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they do general research of the object, um like was it part of
a murder or a death or something. Number two they use paranmol equipment.
UM that can detect electro magnetic disruptions. That that's what they use. Yeah.
And then number three UM, andI think this is in the quarantine
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process, they turn on cameras tosee if the artifact bowl actually move on
its own. Interesting. Yeah,and so it happened. Why they call
it a quarantine, Well they don't, I don't know. They must have
a separate room just for that,and then they can sit it down in
the room and it's all cameras areset up the general public, right,
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Yeah, till they've proven that it'sI was just like I was just a
second. Well, it's not contagious. I mean unless it's possessed by demon
and it just jumps to the nextperson, or it could be influenced by
the other things in the museum.If they just take it was set it
on the wall. Who knows.Yeah, I mean it might even be
in a different location than the actualmuseum. Who knows. I didn't get
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that info. Sorry. There havebeen some that were sent to them that
didn't pass their tests and it getsmailed back to the sender. Yeah.
Imagine if you had the thing thatyou know is haunted, but it didn't
show up for somebody else, right, and you get back like nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope, they actually uh. In one article
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I found, they were talking aboutone recent item that they sent back was
a coffee mug, where it wasclaimed to have moved on its own.
The sender claimed that it belonged toa deceased grandmother, so they felt that
her spirit was attached to it.Nate and Kayley, they were unable to
verify its paranormal capacity, so theysent it back. What about it if
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in the alternate reality people were sendingthe items and they're possessed, They're they're
making the items haunted and putting demonsin them and then mail them back.
Yeah, I'm just thinking in thepoor grandmother that was bound to the room,
not the mug and was just waitingfor her mug back. She was
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like, guys, took my coffeWhat the heck? Yeah, maybe it
was the table, right, Yeah, nothing to do with the cove cup.
Yeah, that poor woman. Now, most of the objects are mailed
to the museum, but there havebeen times that they have to travel the
country to pick up the haunted relics. On their website, they have this.
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Are you dealing with a volatile,vile, volatile, haunted object,
not sure what to do? You'rein luck. We can help the curators
provide safe containment and removal of allegedlyhaunted objects free of charge. Nice,
that's what the Ghostbusters said. Thatsounded like, oh yeah, there's a
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lot of analogies. Now, someof the objects are very energy heavy,
and Kaylee, she won't have anythingto do with them because it gets very
overwhelming for and some of the artifactswill find their new home in a glass
case inside the museum. And thisis a quote from Nate. Some are
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a little feisty, others are justyou know, they're not friendly at all.
So it's good that they stay behindglass and they can stay there.
So wait, I didn't realize glasswas a protection against there's a lot of
logistics that are coming up, somethinglike a lot of energy. You would
put like a moat around it becauseit can't blast water salt glasses from sand,
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it's not water based. Yeah,I don't know, or like sanctify
the whole like each floor, sothat they're contained that their individual item and
they can't get out. Well,okay, so one of them haunted dolls
that they have there. Um,they had it out and so people could
you know, touch it or whatever. And a lot of these people they
took some hair home with them fromthis doll. And then well I'll just
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read this. Um, yeah,and the doll's name is Claire, Claire.
Kaylee will have nothing to do withher. But before she was in
a glass case, So she's ina glass case now visitors would take pieces
of her hair home with them.Now, Nate and Kayley would then get
calls from these people telling them whatthey did and what happened to them.
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I lost my job, my carwas total, etc. Once the hair
is returned and the dolls apologized totheir lives will return to normal. Interesting
because Robert the doll, I know, for people that would take a photo
without asking permission or anything like that, they would got that. One guy
talked about he lost his wallet,he crashed his car. So fascinating apparently
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my word for the day. Soas far as the items on display go,
they have a lot of dolls,they have weiji boards, and they
even have some animal carcasses used inrituals or smell yeah, or well maybe
it's behind some glasses. I don'tknow. Yeah, they also have like
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a this is just a weird onechest X ray of a shooting victim,
and Kaylee says, we wanted toopen a place where people could come out
see the item for themselves, readthe history behind it, what the person
experienced with the item, and herewe are six years later. But I
don't know when she said this,so but anyway, so I know there's
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a lot of paranormal things that happenin here, which is why it's supposed
to be the most haunted museum.They have posted videos that have shown doors
suddenly opening, as well as itemsthat have moved off the shelves. There's
a thermal imaging photos and security camerafootage on the museum's website that shows strange
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figures that a curtain moving on itsown. There's a horned mask that has
been known to emulate drum beats andchanting. Wait, wait, okay,
okay, yeah those horned mask maskmask horned horned mask is like beatboxing.
Well I don't know where it camefrom, but well, if he's getting
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if he's if he's doing like drumsand beats and kind of a chance on
the wall, he's just trying tostart up a band. He's just trying
to get paid. He's there,he's trying to spread some enjoyment. Yeah,
I wanted to know if the hornswere straight back? Yeah. Was
this the skull of or a maskmade of the skull of a maybe?
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Maybe? No. Everybody was like, thank you, thank you. Uh.
There's an oil lamp from Turkey thathas to be kept in a glass
container because if it's touched it issaid to cause physical sickness. Um,
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they have said there's a doll strollerthat rolled on its own in there.
So wait going back. Yeah,sure, the oil lamp from Turkey,
that's only if your wishes Yeah,yeah, yeah. Is it a lamp
lamp? Or is it like theyou know where the genie comes out kind
of it? That's what I'm thinking. It's it's a genie lamp. Just
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you're wishing for something that's due,so the genie could still be in there,
but someone wish that whoever would touchthis would get sick that or you're
just you're wishing wrong, like youknow, you chose poorly. And yeah,
that's a line from Yeah, Iknow, I know you're going to
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come out and here you know,cut off my head whatever. I wonder
if you touch it, because soif it's if you have a Genie's lamp
and you're wearing like gloves, couldyou still get the genie out or does
it have to be skin on thelamp? Do you have to touch it
with your skin? You rub itwith like a glove. I don't think
that Genie lamps had the technology rightto tell the difference cell phones have now
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today. So so by that meansthat you could rub the lamp and never
get sick because you would be wearinga glove. You could work some gloves
and the genie could still come outright theoretically, um, and you could
wish away the sickness. I'm notyou could be you could get down with
that sickness. Yeah, I knewit. I had. I had to
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get there. I was sitting herethinking I could jump in and cut this
off. And I really want tosee where you two go with with this.
I mean, I know, withmy numbing for everybody listening, but
right you should be. You shouldhave been here. I was actually trying
to be creative there and now speakingof rubbing, what oh, excuse me
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to have a good transition that's right, all right. There is a video
of a ball. I saw thisvideo. I don't know if you guys
videos of balls family show anyway.In the video, this ball is in
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the middle of a room on thefloor and it gets picked up and then
dropped and starts rolling around. Theyhave a video of this. It's crazy,
um, but I don't know how, like how they could have rigged
it to do that, Like Icouldn't see that, but I guess people
reportedly get scratched in the museum thatone does. Yeah. H And a
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small group of people they saw two. They saw two full figure apparitions.
Sorry, okay, yeah, itfreaked them out. Half the group left,
the other half said, I needabout ten minutes body apparitions. Yeah
figured, So two very different things. Well they're similar, but if I'm
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gonna see a full bodied apparition,I prefer to be a full figured apperation.
Yes, yeah, to see atc an operation, a little vava
va voom. What. Half thegroup left and the other half said,
what they need about ten minutes tocalm down? Like it was a full
it was a full figured opperation.Now I have to ask because I had
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trouble researching this one, but theno kidding. But the one thing that
I did find was that the fullbody apparition that most people see is Anna,
a foreign prostitute who will show upand interact with people. Okay,
so if half the group left andthe other people needed ten minutes to calm
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down, smoking a smoking a sandwich, right right, right right? Um,
so maybe it was a full figuredapparition. Right. Maybe you said
it exactly correctly. Mm hmmm.Possibly, Um, museum and its use
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let's go to the let's go there'swe're gonna go to the museum, museum
and chill. That's a great idea. In their second location, so the
Plattsmouth building, Um, they werepainting and remodeling, holy crap, remodeling
the remodeling before they brought in alltheir haunted objects and stuff. When one
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of the paint cans actually slid acrossthe floor about six inches. And this
is even before they bring stuff in, which makes me think maybe it's not
just the objects. What if it'sthem are attached to some of this,
but warm it's an all ability andit isn't just slanted, so everything's just
always sorry. And they were remodeling, so I know lots of times.
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When you do that, then youspur up um activity. I know.
I hate when you spur up activity. You know, it's always spur up
activity. She's gonna kill you anyway, but doesn't. But remodeling and doing
that kind of stuff always if there'sany kind of parallel activity in that house
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or anywhere, that always stirs upto everything, right, yeah, or
spurs it up. It spurs itup. Yeah. Yeah. And then
I took this from the their website. Visitors have reported being physically touched,
seeing apparitions, hearing disembodied voices,children laughing, running, and much more.
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Poltergeist activity has been caught and verifiedthrough our security cameras as well.
Now I do know that Mark,you have some info on the most haunted
objects in the museum. Yes,I do. Okay, that would be
Aida the dolly. Ay da Aidathe doll. Uh So this doll dates
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back to eighteen eighty nine and apparentlywas made by company called Simon and how
Big, or at least the headwas made by them because they specialized in
porcelain doll heads and what a company. They were known for making the most
unique and realistic eyes. Wow.So you know, I don't know.
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Can you imagine what is the elevatorpitch on that they used real human eyes?
Now I know, now, Iknow how it feels. Dear.
I got one bullet point in andthen I got interrupted. Well, they
had to pull out somebody's eyes sothey can model after these things, right,
or used human eyes? That's whatI just said. Okay, that
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they did not. We made thatup. Um. So we're talking years
and years and years later. Whoknows what happened to this doll? Um?
Anyway, So this family buys this, uh, they got a new
home. They're super excited that there'sa barn on the property. So as
they're getting you know, used tothe new place. Uh, someone goes
in the barn and goes up tothe loft and in that loft is this
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doll. So it freaks them outright away, that just doesn't They just
you know, they don't want it. So they take it h and throw
it in a landfill twenty miles away. Okay, and like who all right?
Good? Two years later, thisdoll shows back up at their new
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house sitting on top of a bagof fertilizer, uh that they had just
used. So now they panic andthey grab the doll, they go chuck
it in a garbage can at theend of the driveway and they call the
Nat and Kayley and they're like,oh, yeah, yeah, can you
come get this because this is ascary hang up the phone, look out
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the window, and the dolls outof the trash can halfway up the driveway.
One does not just throw away adoll, not this doll apparently,
So yeah, Nat and Kayley cometo get it. And as they are
taking it back to the museum,they were hearing some strange noises coming from
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where the doll was. They hearda voice like a deep whisper. I
went out, followed by a childcrying. So anyway, they get it
back to their place, they youknow, put in this area. Maybe
it's the quarantine area you were talkingabout. But they leave the room,
come back it is, it's gone, it's moved, okay. So then
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I did find something that they hadtied it up. He left the room
when and whatever they came back nextday. Whatever it was the dog again
was not where they had tied itup. The rope was untied and it
was over on the floor. SoI think that's what Leavin to put it
into glass case so it can't keepgetting up and walking around. But apparently
sometimes when Nate would you handle thedoll it was part of their investigation checking
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it out, he would get kindof ill and get migraines, to the
point where in Nate's a quote fromNate, when I had to move her,
I had to wear a hazmat suitand still felt the power from her.
I like to call it a paranormalhangover, because she made me feel
all sick and the worst migraine ever. So she is now in her permanent
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box and locked in and the keysare off location to protect from the chance
of her ever getting out. Nowthey have done paranormal investigations things like that,
and they've gotten uh some EVPs andstuff through spirit boxes. But that's
how they got the name Aida.Also beaten and uncle, so it's a
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theory. There was a young girlthat was murdered beaten by her uncle.
Now Nate has claimed to see uhfull body apparitions of a little girl in
a white dress. I'd be walkingaround the museum. M oh One thing
about Aida when she came back fromthe um the landfill. She didn't have
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eyes, right's I had the wholeset up with their eyes. When she
came back from the landfill, shehad no eyes. She had no eyes.
I've missed that part. Now,fun fact, Aida, I hope
this is funny. Ada was votedthe most haunted doll in the world via
polls conducted by New Light Hollywood inLa Times. So I'm sure Robert the
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Doll would have something to say aboutthat. And you can also follow Ada
on Instagram at eight to the Doll? Okay, Um, does that bring
about any kind of ruin to yourpersonal life by doing so? Well?
I saw nothing That eight is likePeggy okay, So I think you're okay,
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Dave, you can you can subscribe. I only follow dolls that are
okay on social media. Yeah,okay, no more Peggi's now. I
don't have any other um haunted artifactsthat to talk about. So I don't
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know if you have anything now,I don't. I look, I had
the same issue. I looked andthe other two thousand, nine hundred and
ninety eight or so ninety eight ninetyseven I couldn't find I was having an
act of the time. I justgot stuck on the idea that these guys
are well There's been a couple ofshows. Wasn't there like a Friday of
the thirteenth series where there were wherethere were training the artifacts and bringing it
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in and then there was a warehousefifty one or there's a warehouse thirteen?
Was that it? Yeah, wasn'ta warehouse thirteen? Yeah? I think
so. Um the Friday thirteenth seriesseries nothing to do with Jason. Yeah,
I used to love that show becauseit was like kind of the monster
of the week, right every episodethey had to go track down this artifact
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and deal with whatever it was causingso they can get it back to the
museum and keep it safe and savehim there. So that is this,
Yeah, that's what they're doing.And I always wonder in this situation what
happens once they close the door?So a bunch of questions come up when
they leave, okay and they closethe doors. Do they have a party
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in there the possessed items? Arethey getting together? And like finally they
are gone and they all came comeout and hang out because and then the
horn mask he kicks up the beachand the beats, you know, and
the dolls are in their little cagesall dancing and doing like cage dances for
everybody, the full figured apparitions comeback. Yeah, I'm telling you it's
a good time, you know.But and then when the owners come and
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go, do they have a specialprocedure to come in and leave that area
so no spirits go with them?That was my thing is always the spirits
or these demons or whatever is connectedto these these items that are in there.
How come there's there could be openthey said there's wigi boards. Yeah,
so there could be open wigi boards. So do they have a whole
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procedure to get out of that buildingon a daily basis? They have?
They like right almost like you know, gets sprayed down like they're coming out
some nuclear right reactor. Because becausehow many times have we talked about spirits,
you know, following people home.Well, they have possessed items housing
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potentially three thousand different spirits in there, right, how are they not getting
out of there? They got towalk through a cloud of sage smoke first,
then they get hit with the holywater. Yeah, the whole process,
because you want to follows you outright, and if and if any
of them do, I'm hopefully it'sthe full figured apparitions, right, I
mean they would just having time,there'd be a party, well and something
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you said, they're just triggered onme. The oh great, Dave,
trigger what if? Um? Youknow they bring in new artifacts and they
don't they're haunted, but they're they'reactually kind of mundane. Right. But
then the other ghosts are they taintthem, are not nice to them,
right, you know, like Idon't like you, he doesn't like you.
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There could be conflicts between and theyget bullied and that turns them into
negative ghosts. Yeah, that's whyI say, they know what happens?
Would you put three thousand different thingstogether? You shouldn't do that. Look
what happened. And in the documentarygoes Dave. You know, the creatures
get out after a while. There'sso much negative energy potentially building and building
and building Star Wars with it.You don't like you very much? Right,
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Yeah, he doesn't like you either. I was I was okay,
yeah, I wasn't. I wastrying to think about the electrician guy who
turn off slipping in movie references thiswhole this whole time. That's what I
do. Slipping in Nobody noticed nice? Oh okay, uh go go yeah,
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dear rescue. I just have onemore thing. You can actually go
on ghost hunts at the museum.It's a two hour ghost hunt. Um,
and it's on Saturday nights from tenpm to twelve am midnight. UM's
part of that rave. Yeah.Yeah, So the first hour they investigate,
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uh like the museum as a group, and then the next hour you're
on your own. Or you cando a sit challenge. I want to
try that. Yeah. Um,you can bring your own parallel equipment or
they also have it available like torent as well. But yeah, I
think I'll do this a challenge.Yeah, so you sit in a room
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by yourself without it well, witha flashlight it's off. Yeah. Yeah,
they turn the lights off and thenyou can ask questions or whatever,
and then when you turn that flashlightback on, then they have to turn
the lights back on. But yeah, I think I would do that because
you have a way out. It'snot like you're in a haunted prison and
your way out is to run,you know, six hundred yards a couple
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around, a couple of corners,do some stairs. You just flick it
on, flick on the light,and then they come and get you out
of it. I just picture youlike, totally juggernauting it when you hear
something in your in your ear.Yeah, just going through I was thinking
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at the end of Deadpool tool whenyou said juggernaut, and I was like,
okay, well, what do youmean by juggernaut because at the end
of that movie he did not dowell at the end of that movie.
No, no, no, yeah, different story, altogether different story.
I think it sounds like a reallycool place, and I put it on
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our list of things to visit whenwe make it out those areas. We
just decided the other day we're goingto Stanley Hotel. Yeah, it's beautiful.
You've been there, Yeah, okay, But I'm a fan of the
movie. It's it's it's freaky gettingup to it, I'm sure, but
once you go in it, you'relike that that part of it goes away.
Once you get in, you're like, oh, but as you go
up to it, you're like,I'm never going in there. I see
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it, it's right there, andI cannot go in. This is too
much. But yeah, you know, if we uh find an old ability
and get people to send us thirdhaunted items and have a crappier haunted antique
kind of vibe. You can comein and you know, take home.
Maybe there's a six per minimum getpossessed, six pre minimum for every for
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every investigation you do in there,for every every person on it. Yeah,
I love it. I love it. We'll think of the name six
beers minimum, yeah, yeah,yeah, see, okay before you do
your investigation. Oh wow, areyou trying to get people drunk? I
think we have a lot of legalities. We've got some kinkster work out.
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It can't be our slogan. Yeahyeah, six beer minimum and get possessed.
Right, all right, that's interesting. I definitely want to check this
place out. Um. Thanks forthe suggestion, Kevin. Then thank you
for suggestion that involved no poop atall. Ye. Speaking of that,
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we're gonna come back with some ParanormalPunchers RPG and maybe somebody will poop.
Oh boy, I'll be right okay, and we're back. All right.
The Museum of Shadows. Check itout. We're gonna check it out.
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Do they have a website address?I don't have the address, but I
think it's Museum of Shadow Shadows yeadot com or something like. It's pretty
easy website to find. Yeah,I saw the website it's pression upgrade that
I wish I had more information onthe website. It let me do a
spot where I was like, comeon, give me a little bit more.
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Yeah, but yeah, it's it'llbe on our list in our travels.
It seems super cool. All right, we're going to got just a
couple of things here from listeners.We heard from Jason. Jason Bible say,
hey, guys, a gown.I was just listening to the November
eighth podcast. I think that's thedate of the podcast, the episode about
the boiling bovine bs FYI. Ilike that triple b FYI. Here's a
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fun fact. The Vikings never worehorn helmets. I don't think they used
horns at all. Thanks love ofthe podcast Putting Skin for the Wind,
Dave, did you know that Idid? It's absolutely correct. Okay,
you know, but then every timeyou see any like drawings or anything as
Vikings, they have a horn helmet. They all came after Wagner Wagner's Wagner's
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Um Opera, which had the wholeViking side, you know, the ride
of the Walkyries, right, Yeah, so yeah, that's where that came
from. But yeah, so theyjust drink. They just drank from the
horns. They didn't use them aslike, not even really that. I
think that's where the reference comes from. You were talking about drinking from the
horn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, drink from it. Ye, it
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was kind of false. I guessthey didn't have bowls there. Huh.
I guess they didn't have bowls andthey had bulls. They did not use
horns. Horns were not used,making them angry. Settle. You wouldn't
like Dave when he's angry, right, that's right. Become a Viking.
Braid my hair without without horns.Yeah all right, h all right,
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cool, Thanks Jason. We're fromIndiana. Hey, guys, I just
want to say that I love theadded D and D segment at the end
of the new episode. Also,I just checked out the video episode on
YouTube. I really liked it.He's referring to our Halloween special. It
was interesting getting to see would youall actually look like I didn't mean interesting
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in a bad way, I promise, Well, thank you, Johnny.
Yeah, if you were watching athome, I was the guy sitting next
to the guy that you thought wasme, the one that won. Oh
you're trying to let convince people thatyou won. Yes, Dave did not
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win. I answered every question correctlyin your head except for galaxy quest.
Oh you're rubbing that in. Iknow how you missed that. I don't
know, I really don't. Yeah. Yeah, that'll haunt me forever,
forever. I'll put that to museum. Um. All right, well,
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I'm glad you liked the D andD segment because we're going to do it
again now if you want to sendus feedback Parallel Punchers dot com, you
find all the ways to find us. Enjoying the Facebook group. Yeah,
yeah, there's all kinds of goodstuff that happens there. Yeah. I
think we got a Patreon then youcan be part of the discord group.
And we even have swag. We'vegot shirts and comics. We got all
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kinds of stuff, yes, ah. And the holidays are right fasting approaching,
so they given the gift of aParallel Punchers does comics say they fit
great inside of stocking and one ofthem maybe one day made into a movie,
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which one I don't know. Youhave to buy both. All right,
we're going to attempt another session parallepunch yours D and D RPG.
Yeah, we don't want to getyeah, I don'tant Wizards of the Coast.
I'm looking for us. We needto get a good name right for
this, because someday maybe we'll makeit an actual game and you could play
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a paranormal investigator. Okay, herewe go. Uh we have Nash Dave
Lish playing well paranormal investigators. Okay, right, and here we go.
You guys are approaching this house youheard about. Uh it's old, dilapidated.
Right now. It's it's dark ifyou're in Pa, it's five five
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o'clock. Uh, it's raining,thunderstorm and flashes of lightning occasionally. Um.
So you guys get up to theporch. You enter the front door.
You can just smell, like justmust just that cent of an old,
dusty house. Uh. Immediately thespirit box list that you have,
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you know, uh you hear itgoes off right away. All right.
At the end of this room,barren room, maybe one time it was
a kitchen. At the other endof the room, straight ahead is a
door. What does the spirit boxsay? Hey? Okay, all right,
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so we're at the front door.I say, I say, we
go in, announce ourselves. Let'slet's check it out. We're here to
investigate. So we're gonna I'm gonnaflick on my my, my flashlight.
Okay, my, you know Igot one of those giant bag light flashlights.
You have one of the kind that, yeah, please carry, Yeah,
the big ones, the big ones. I think it's like eight D
batteries. Okay, yeah, I'vegot I've got one of those, and
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I bring it out and let's let'sI'm gonna start checking out this room and
get in there. Okay, yep, you agree. You're already heading up
this I already said you had thespirits box running. Yes, Dave,
I'm assuming you got the digital recorderif you've been trying to capture each um.
So Nash is leading, You're headingup the door first. Yeah,
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you guys are behind him and yep, putting listen the she got she's you're
the last person in the line.Yep. Okay, uh, Nash,
check the door, yep, allright, check the door. See if
it's unlocked or if it's long itis, it's unlocked. Okay, So
I'm just gonna open the door andI'm gonna announce myself. You know,
hello, ever anybody anything in here. Hello, We're here to investigate.
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Is there anybody in there that wantsto talk to us. Okay, um,
it's dead quiet. Okay, doyou enter the room? Oh you
bat of course. Uh listen,even with the spirit box scrolling through,
you know, you know you're notpicking up anything up at the moment.
All right, So y'all everybody enters. Yeah, yeah, okay, you
got your flashlights going, and rightthere a giant uh boom lightning flashes lights
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up the room even better than yourflashlights were at the far end of this.
Uh you know, twenty by thirtyroom is five dollars just lined up
laying on the on the floor.No, like somebody had propped them up.
Is there anything you said the housewas going to delapidated? So is
there like broken wood? Is there? Like where the where the windows boarded
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up? Yeah? All the windowsin this particular room or boarded up like
to keep something. Okay, okay, okay, so you see, we
see the dolls in there, soI beam on the dolls. Let see,
hey there are little ones. Howare you? I didn't see you
there? Say okay, okay,okay, dolls are still now All of
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a sudden, your flashlights flicker almostlike uh it's being drained of energy,
they flicker, they go out briefly, and at that moment you hear this
giggle that almost echoes off every wall. I need everybody to roll, uh
twenty at d twenty Please don't rollwith twenty mm twelve fourteen two. All
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right, list Uh you uh justtaking psychic damage from this doll? Uh
so you take uh nine damage?Oh good lord, psychic damage and you're
scared of this uh whatever's in thatroom until your next turn. All right,
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guys, you made it all right. I want to bash a doll's
head in Um what do they thefive dollars look like? Did you as
you look over to get a description? Uh, you notice this four?
Huh? Okay? Did you sayit originally? Or did I like?
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Did I miss that detailer? Orno? It was five originally? Okay,
So now it's four yea on oneof them is going chucky on us?
Okay, So then I'm gonna lookaround for or the fifth doll.
Okay. As you start to lookaround, you hear this running up and
you, guys, your lights flashlightscome back on enough time to see this
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doll with scissors coming running at you. Roll for initiative bash it with my
flashlight. I rolled the one.Okay eighteen eighteen? All right? Uh,
let's you get to go first.You're scared, though, so do
you do nothing but cower for thisturn? All right, Dave, you're
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up. I'm gonna bash it withmy flashlight. Okay, roll ac five.
Yeah you miss It's a doll.Yeah, it has no armor.
Well, but also you suck atswinging a flashlight. I guess because you
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missed. Uh, it's the doll'sterm. The doll attacks Dave right back
and for plus fifteen. That's ahit. Okay, and it's a pair
of scissors. It just comes jabbingthe scissors into you for six damage.
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Ouch nash. All right, Soas the dolls jabbing scissors into Dave,
I'm gonna run up because we're standingright next to one another. I'm gonna
grab the doll off a Dave.I'm gonna grab it by its arms and
hold on to it, hold onto it, rip its arms off.
Okay, I'll rip its arms off. Just bolts are arms right off,
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Roll to see if you can grabthem. Well that's the six lord.
All right, do you reach outto grab the creeper? Creepy dop and
it kind of like giggles and shiftsa little bit and you miss, almost
like you grabbed thin air. Okay, okay, back to the top,
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okay, wish I needs you toroll. Roll to see if this if
the terror has broken. Okay,no, no it has not. It
might actually be worse. Roll three, all right, you're still scared.
In fact, Uh, Dave noticesthat there seems to be a puddle for
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me and around where you're sitting.Um, Dave, you're up. Okay,
rolling too attack Actually no, I'mrolling to rip the arms off this
thing. Okay, now, IDave, you're able to reach out and
you grab this right, uh,this thing? Now, I need you
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to roll to see if you canactually pull the arms off. What am
I rolling? Um? It wasn'ta twenty? Yeah, you're able to
catch this said that you're able tocatch the doll? Okay, what am
I rolling? To the d twenty? It sucks? Yep? Okay,
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eleven all right, roll again?Plus did you put your plus two on
there? Nine? Eleven and nine? Okay? You uh tug it one
arm, you tug it the otherarm. Nothing, but you're now holding
this doll uh in your hands.Uh. Oh, it's the dolls.
Turn the dolls grappled, then right, dollars grappled. It opens his mouth
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wide. Oh that's south this uhthis giggle again, this terrifying giggle.
I do need you to roll uhto see if you're terrified. Twenties suck
twelve Uh by the skin of yourteam. Just shake it a little bit,
but you hold onto it. You'reyou're facing your fear, all right,
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uh nash, all right. SoI take my flashlight and I'm because
it's got his mouth opens just right. I'm gonna take my flashlight and I'm
gonna jam it down his throat.Okay, roll, oh nineteen plus two,
it's a twenty one all right.As this thing's mouths open like cackling
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it, Dave, you jam yourflashlight down the doll's mouth. Yep and
so yep, the down down thedown its mouth there now nice roll damage?
Uh, thank you, thank you, m uh seven damage. Okay.
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And as an action, I'm gonnatake off my belt mm hmm okay,
uh'll it'll take the take off,it'll take the action. Okay.
Okay, good job, good job. Uh. Let's we're back to you.
You're in the corner peeing a littlebit. Yeah, okay, you
gotta get up. Look, yourbladder has to be MP right now,
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coming here, Let's roll the three. So she's still sitting in the corner
of pan Um, Dave. Now, Dave, you're still holding the doll.
Nash has a flashlight, uh,stuck in her mouth, and he's
taking his belt off. Right,I want to rip the arms off.
Okay, roll out fifteen? Okay, now yeah, roll again eight?
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All right. Uh, you're tuggingat the left arm, uh, and
it snaps out of a socket theright one. Uh. You couldn't budget
for some reason. Now you havea doll and a doll's arm. Okay,
do I get to anything else?Nope? That my turn. So
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the arm that you're holding that youjust ripped off, it has the scissors
and it launches the scissors. Sonow this possessed arm is still alive and
flaming these scissors at you. Yep, and it's not kind of mad.
Oh avantage eleven. So that meansI missed you, yep, and I
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will I cannot do my cackle becauseyou shoved the flash so the flashlight in
your mouth. All right, Well, then it's your turn and your belts
off. So this should be funny. Okay. So I as as the
flashlight is down this creature's throat,okay, and you have a hand in
the thing, I'm gonna tell Davelet go let go of them, and
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I'm gonna take the flashlight and swingaround with a club and smash the doll
on the ground. Okay. Soyou want me to let go the doll,
Yes, yes, let go tothe doll. Let go the doll.
I will have the because I havea hold of the flashlight. So
now I have a doll on theend of a flashlight that I can smash
on the ground like a club,like a sledge hammer. Give it a
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whirl. I think it was grapplI should roll in advantage, I think,
yeah, go ahead, Okay,So that's the five. So so
now I basically have a doll onthe end of a flashlight. I'm kind
of waving around. Yeah, yougot the doll the end the flashlight.
Dave's holding an arm with a pairof scissors, trying to Yeah, you
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can't really control this arm, soyou're trying not to get hit with it.
Then can I do it? Whenwe're exit as an action. So
I've got my belt in my otherhand. Yeah, So I take my
belt and as I'm holding the flashlight, I take the belt and I kind
of like put it on the flashlight, you know, like you like you're
gonna put it on you sinch itup using the flashlight as at the end
of the belt. So now Inow have a belt attached to a flashlight
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attached to a doll's body. Okay, all right, uh Alicia, all
right? Uh well twelve tayye allright? You uh, you get up
refreshed because you just like, asyou know, you get out, you're
you're no longer fraid. So you'reup. You see what's happening. Uh
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uh? Are you gonna enter thefrag or are you gonna just hang back?
Because it looks like pure madness infront of you? Well, uh,
I guess I could walk out ofthe house and leave you guys to
it, but I know I thinkI'm gonna walk into it. I'm gonna
I'm gonna take my flash late andtry to hit this doll. If that
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works, yep, yes, okay, so fifteen yeah, okay, you
hit it? Cool? I meanyou can roll an advantage since now kind
of has it is? Holding itsixteen? Same result? Okay? What
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is it? Plus two? Okay? So eight damage? Okay? Math?
That did airspace? Is math happen? Okay? Um all right Dave?
Okay, So here's what I wantto do. I want to use
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the flailing arm and swing it tostab the doll with its own scissors in
the What do I need to doto do that? Role? What am
I rolling? That's twenty I willlet you know if you got it.
Is it one role or multiple roles? Because I might change my mind if
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this is going to be like aseries of six rolls or something. I
would see. It's just want toadd. You got a flailing arm,
you can roll at a disadvantage tosee if you can hit it with its
own arm. Okay, AC nineversus AC six? Hey you miss?
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Okay? Unfortunately did not hit anybodyelse? Right in that that madness,
the dull arm lashes back at you. Okay, I should have probably used
my turn to like get out ofyour grip. But we'll go with stabbing,
Dave. Everybody likes stabbing Dave.It's a national pastime. It's a
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twenty two is gonna be a hitthat's a hit man. That is two
D four damage three. I lovethe D fours still up all right.
The creature then just kind of justchoking on a flash like he can't get
out. It's a terrifying giggle.So that will take us to Nash all
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right. So I'm gonna take mymy doll on a skewer my doll,
Bob, and I'm gonna run overto the other fall four dolls, and
I'm gonna go stomping on these otherfour dolls just to be sure that they
don't come alive. Okay, whywon't you kill the doll that's attacking us?
He's attacking you, he's just soyou're running with the doll because I
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yeah, I've got it, yeah, and running over it to stomp on
the other doll. The other dolls, Okay, go ahead, run over,
roll to see how Okay, Icould walk over because it's just over
in the corner over there, soyou said run Okay, that's a five.
So you since you have a troublescene, yea properly because your flashlight
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is being used for something else,right, Uh, you kind of stumbling
the dark run over and you missany of the dolls with your stomp.
But how you're standing uh in.But I can still do my action,
right because I just kind of walkedover that. Okay, So as my
action and I take because I havethe skewer doll and it's on the end
of my belt and I'm basically gonnause it like a morning star. Okay,
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and I'm gonna on the end ofthe belt to sling swinging on the
ground. All right, go aheadroll. Oh my gosh, it's a
nine. Come on. I shouldbe an advantage, right, I did
an advantage because I got the guyskewered. Now as you swing this thing,
uh, do you miss everything youwere attempting to do. The flashlight
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dislodges Okay, to the point andthe next turn, the next doll's turn
it can you know it will beoff of your flashlight? Okay, all
right, all right, wish Okay, you're in the You're in the fight.
I am in the fight. Now. He ran away with the doll
right side of the room. Yeah, okay, Um, so I'm gonna,
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yeah, I guess I'm stupidly runafter Nash. Okay, and remember
you're in an old house. Uhyeah, you got flashlights, but yeah,
the lights dim, So I doneed you to roll to see if
How will you do running across theroom ten plus two two? Yeah?
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Okay, yeah, it's you makeit across without stumbling or falling. Okay,
good. Then I'm gonna take myflashlight and I guess it hit the
body. Yeah, Pinia style.Okay, you hit cool? Uh six
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damage? Okay, Now you alsodislodge the thing from Nash's flashlight. Okay,
so the dollar is free. Okay, that's my turn. Now it's
days there. Okay, So I'mgoing to stab the doll in its own
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arm with the scissors. So likeI'm holding the arm, I'm gonna grab
the scissors the other hand and stabthem into like the bicep type of thing.
Okay, go for it. Okay, what do I need to roll?
Really well? Really well? Whythis is like a I'm just smack
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and then the arm is grappled acfifteen. Okay you did without stab in
your own hand? Okay, allright, uh roll damage. What's the
damage? Oh that's two D fourtwo D four Okay, here I can
roll. It's my scissors. Well, I can roll because I don't trust
you. Whoa, it's a oneand a fours of five plus two seven
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damage. Okay. The arm fallslimp okay, sweet, and the rest
of the dull bodies looking not asas good as it was was m hmm
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okay, which I don't know whatthat means. I mean it's not is
uh feisty right, like it's losingsome of whatever demonic power is in it.
Okay, the doll is free,yep, anybody? Uh, well,
let's see you ran over? Youran over? You're playing around.
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I didn't run over you. Tworoll because it it now can use the
full power of its giggle. Igot a seventeen. Nah, you're pervious
to fear. You are in itfor the fight list Roll to one.
She literally poops her pants at thatprecise moment and falls to the floor,
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shaking in terror. How many morebodily functions can you do? And now
hold on, it wasn't an explosive, flammable poop that covered the rest of
the room. If so? Didyou aim? And with that miss also
she takes psychic damage of sixteen.Oh yeah, I'm passed out now on
the floor. This is out,which would make sense. You have to
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just what happened there? So okay, my time. Who you almost died?
Okay, so I'm faced off withthis doll. Yes, is the
doll on me? And it's andit's there. It doesn't have my flashlight
on it, right, all right, So I'm gonna go after this doll
with my with my mace of mymorning star fashioned morning star, your flashlight,
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my flashlight on the end of mybelt, swinging around like a helicopter
style roll unnatural twenty All right,yeah, that worked. That worked.
Let's see when the eight should geta little bit more than just a flashlight
on this. So that's uh sixdamage. Okay, all right? With
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that, uh, doll seems toexplode uh uh like Nash save the Day.
But out of the doll. Uhyou kind of see this this mist
this smoke. Uh and in abrief moment we could also see like a
face and it heads towards the pastout Alicia to possess her body. What
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do you do do? I'm gonnagrab this dessersion stab alicious body in the
head. Whoa wow, whoa.I was gonna say we should grab her
and throw her outside the house.I'm gonna stablish through the window, of
course, through the boarded up windows. Of course, where do you mean
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to roll? Is that what you'regonna do? I don't think it's a
kind of podcast. Well, Ineed to make sure it's dead, or
you could grab her and get herout of that room before This is gonna
be a life lessing depending on whatwhat happens right here, Dave. Okay,
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I'll grab her and get her outof the room. Yeah, so
we's grab an ankle and let's roll. It's gonna get back to han Us.
I rolled it two rolled an eighteen? Yeah, working together mostly?
Dave? Yeah. Uh, you'reable to drag her into the first room
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you entered. The mist seems tostop at that door, like it's kind
of trapped there. M M allright, So I think we should stomp
up these other these other dolls thatare here. Those other dolls are just
dolls. Okay, all right?Do you survive the doll room of Death?
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Nice? Uh? Dave, goodjob everybody. Actually, I almost
was able to possess were you reallygonna stay if the body was dead?
It had nothing to inhabit. Isthis where you were going? Right?
Okay? Uh? But it alsohad four other dolls she happened to be
I was just eliminating one. Allright, there we go. Never ever
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investigate anything with Dave, because apparently, if you pass out and there's a
demon coming for you, he's gonnakill you, right, well, only
if the demon's already dead and ismoving on to an of their body.
Yeah, as one does. Imean, the more you know. But
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she spent most of that dying beingpooping and dying and save the day.
That's right, that's right, that'sright, that's right. There you go,
everybody half that. I put asmile on your face. Thank you
so much for listening to the show. And I guess until next time,
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Paranormal Punches is part of the PodbellyNetwork. Go to podbelly dot com for
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Paranormal Punchers. I'm Mark, I'mAlicia, I'm Nash, I'm Dave.
And on that and on this episode, episode one hundred and fifty, whoa
is that like a milestone? Yes, yes, yes, it is,
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all right, well it's one hundred. Oh my gosh, yeah, wow.
I had all of his beer forhim. Yeah, well there you
go, one five zero. Howeveryou want to say, and we're gonna
talk about the Museum of Shadows andsome of the weird wanted things inside.
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Now this stems from on the lastepisode one forty nine, A good call.
Thanks, Um. We had that. We had that listeners story from
Stacy, who said little quote herefrom it. Um. Stacy went down
to the basement and I was sittingthere. I waited, and as soon
as the lights went out, Isaid, is there anyone here that would
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like to talk? That's my regularinvestigating first question. At that point I
heard in my right ear, yes, me, I could feel the hot
breath on my ear. If thatwasn't enough to make us want to check
out the Museum of Shadows. KevinKevin Jay, who is now most famous
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for telling us to talk about theBono con. Kevin said, Hey,
guys, if you get anything thattakes place in Nebraska, let me know.
Let me know, and I willhelp with the pronunciation. Platt's mouth
is pronounced platt smith Why. Ihave no idea, it just is.
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Also, the Museum of Shadows isa cool location. It used to be
located in a small town I livein. I checked it out when I
was there, and I have noother way to describe it, but the
air felt heavy and something felt veryoff. It's a weird sensation. Maybe
it's just because of the black boldin the basement. Maybe they'll haunted items
were drawing off the snowstorms we werehaving. Either way, I know what
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people mean when they try to describedthe bizarre atmosphere around haunted items or locations.
It still weirds me out to thisday. Hope all as well.
Kevin ps sorry about the bondic gun. So I was like that to me,
it was like, you know,let's just talk about the Museum of
Shadows. Yes, Kevin, youknow he just said help with pronunciation?
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Like, are we pronouncing museum ofmuseum? Museum? What's happening today?
It's like a bizarro world going on. Oh I killed my own joke.
Well, you know I, Kevin, I appreciate the offer us fast around.
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You're the older one left, lestI would coreciate the offer to help
us with pronunciations. But you knowhow we like to do it here,
we just screw it all up.And so we're gonna keep that trend going.
All right, So we're gonna talkabout the Museum of Shadows, and
on the second and half, sincewe've got a pretty good response, we're
going to play another round of ParmalPunchers D and D or to not get
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sued Parmal Punchers RPG. What willthe team take on this time? Clues
will be in what we talk about, yep, lish see how you do
we're talking? Well, we knowhow I usually do so, which is
man sliders. Yeah, exactly whatyou forget that one now. The Museum
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of Shadows is located on two levelsof a four story building in Omaha,
Nebraska, and houses over three thousandverified haunted objects and artifacts that have been
donated from all across the United Statesas well as multiple countries. It runs
Wednesday through Sunday from two pm toten pm and admission is twenty dollars to
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get in. Now, it's kindof like brewery hours. Breweries always seem
to be closed on Mondays and Tuesdays. Yeah, sorry, it's okay.
I don't think anybody else on anythingon Mondays. Okay, it's sad anyway.
Nate and Kaylee Raderman, they're curatorsof the museum, are professional investigators
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specialist in demonology. And Kaylee she'sa psychic medium and has They both have
spent seventeen plus years investigating cases ofthe unknown. Now. Kaylee's interest in
the paranormal began at an early age. I'm having trouble now too. You're
really doing good though, don't worry. She often would dream of events that
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would then later happen, and becauseof this, she became very intrigued with
the paranormal. Now, Nate hehad a different start. He honestly considered
himself a paranormal skeptic until he movedin to a new home in two thousand
and six. It was there thathe exp yearns experienced doors opening, chairs
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sliding by themselves, as well aswitnessing a full bodied apparition that'll change your
mind. Yeah. Um. Sohe began documenting his experiences and sharing them
on his website and his YouTube channel, where it eventually got the attention of
A and E and the Travel Channel, which I don't know why it's still
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called the Travel Channel the Ghost Network. Yeah. In the late two thousands,
he began collecting haunted artifacts real quick. Sorry, yeah, go for
it. Maybe it's the travel Channelfor the other side. Mm, these
are the places you're traveling from theother side to side? Yeah, I
see, I see, okay,one way trip, I guess, yeah,
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okay. Day. In the latetwo thousands, he began collecting haunted
artifacts to the point that both heand Kaylee felt that they had amassed a
large enough collection to open a museum, which they did in twenty sixteen.
They opened the Museum of Shadows inElmwood, Nebraska. In less than a
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year later, they moved it towhat did he say, plats mouth was
um and then they moved to theircurrent location in Omaha in twenty twenty so,
I imagine, so they had likejust enough to open up the museum,
and then almost a year later theyhad to move to a bigger spot.
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Yeah. This is like, I'mreally fascinated with their story because as
a collector myself comic books to collecthaunted items. It is fascinating because that's
a hobby that most people wouldn't rightstay away from. But also to a
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mass enough of a collection to opena business. Yeah, I mean for
me, I'm like, I wantto do this. The only thing I
would do different is, uh,nash would be ruined beer, so we
would sell beer and so you coulddrink around. Oh, that won't turn
out like where your head's at.Yeah, that's a good idea for that
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in the book, with all ourthousands of other ideas. Now, Kaylee
and Nate they now received donations dailyfrom around the world. Uh. For
the object to be on display intheir museum, it obviously has to be
haunted. So they will try todetermine if it's haunted by investigating it and
then place it in quarantine. Theprocess that they usually use. Number one,
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they do general research of the object, um like was it part of
a murder or a death or something. Number two they use paranmol equipment.
UM that can detect electro magnetic disruptions. That that's what they use. Yeah.
And then number three UM, andI think this is in the quarantine
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process, they turn on cameras tosee if the artifact bowl actually move on
its own. Interesting. Yeah,and so it happened. Why they call
it a quarantine, Well they don't, I don't know. They must have
a separate room just for that,and then they can sit it down in
the room and it's all cameras areset up the general public, right,
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Yeah, till they've proven that it'sI was just like I was just a
second. Well, it's not contagious. I mean unless it's possessed by demon
and it just jumps to the nextperson, or it could be influenced by
the other things in the museum.If they just take it was set it
on the wall. Who knows.Yeah, I mean it might even be
in a different location than the actualmuseum. Who knows. I didn't get
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that info. Sorry. There havebeen some that were sent to them that
didn't pass their tests and it getsmailed back to the sender. Yeah.
Imagine if you had the thing thatyou know is haunted, but it didn't
show up for somebody else, right, and you get back like nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope, they actually uh. In one article
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I found, they were talking aboutone recent item that they sent back was
a coffee mug, where it wasclaimed to have moved on its own.
The sender claimed that it belonged toa deceased grandmother, so they felt that
her spirit was attached to it.Nate and Kayley, they were unable to
verify its paranormal capacity, so theysent it back. What about it if
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in the alternate reality people were sendingthe items and they're possessed, They're they're
making the items haunted and putting demonsin them and then mail them back.
Yeah, I'm just thinking in thepoor grandmother that was bound to the room,
not the mug and was just waitingfor her mug back. She was
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like, guys, took my coffeWhat the heck? Yeah, maybe it
was the table, right, Yeah, nothing to do with the cove cup.
Yeah, that poor woman. Now, most of the objects are mailed
to the museum, but there havebeen times that they have to travel the
country to pick up the haunted relics. On their website, they have this.
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Are you dealing with a volatile,vile, volatile, haunted object,
not sure what to do? You'rein luck. We can help the curators
provide safe containment and removal of allegedlyhaunted objects free of charge. Nice,
that's what the Ghostbusters said. Thatsounded like, oh yeah, there's a
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lot of analogies. Now, someof the objects are very energy heavy,
and Kaylee, she won't have anythingto do with them because it gets very
overwhelming for and some of the artifactswill find their new home in a glass
case inside the museum. And thisis a quote from Nate. Some are
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a little feisty, others are justyou know, they're not friendly at all.
So it's good that they stay behindglass and they can stay there.
So wait, I didn't realize glasswas a protection against there's a lot of
logistics that are coming up, somethinglike a lot of energy. You would
put like a moat around it becauseit can't blast water salt glasses from sand,
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it's not water based. Yeah,I don't know, or like sanctify
the whole like each floor, sothat they're contained that their individual item and
they can't get out. Well,okay, so one of them haunted dolls
that they have there. Um,they had it out and so people could
you know, touch it or whatever. And a lot of these people they
took some hair home with them fromthis doll. And then well I'll just
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read this. Um, yeah,and the doll's name is Claire, Claire.
Kaylee will have nothing to do withher. But before she was in
a glass case, So she's ina glass case now visitors would take pieces
of her hair home with them.Now, Nate and Kayley would then get
calls from these people telling them whatthey did and what happened to them.
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I lost my job, my carwas total, etc. Once the hair
is returned and the dolls apologized totheir lives will return to normal. Interesting
because Robert the doll, I know, for people that would take a photo
without asking permission or anything like that, they would got that. One guy
talked about he lost his wallet,he crashed his car. So fascinating apparently
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my word for the day. Soas far as the items on display go,
they have a lot of dolls,they have weiji boards, and they
even have some animal carcasses used inrituals or smell yeah, or well maybe
it's behind some glasses. I don'tknow. Yeah, they also have like
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a this is just a weird onechest X ray of a shooting victim,
and Kaylee says, we wanted toopen a place where people could come out
see the item for themselves, readthe history behind it, what the person
experienced with the item, and herewe are six years later. But I
don't know when she said this,so but anyway, so I know there's
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a lot of paranormal things that happenin here, which is why it's supposed
to be the most haunted museum.They have posted videos that have shown doors
suddenly opening, as well as itemsthat have moved off the shelves. There's
a thermal imaging photos and security camerafootage on the museum's website that shows strange
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figures that a curtain moving on itsown. There's a horned mask that has
been known to emulate drum beats andchanting. Wait, wait, okay,
okay, yeah those horned mask maskmask horned horned mask is like beatboxing.
Well I don't know where it camefrom, but well, if he's getting
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if he's if he's doing like drumsand beats and kind of a chance on
the wall, he's just trying tostart up a band. He's just trying
to get paid. He's there,he's trying to spread some enjoyment. Yeah,
I wanted to know if the hornswere straight back? Yeah. Was
this the skull of or a maskmade of the skull of a maybe?
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Maybe? No. Everybody was like, thank you, thank you. Uh.
There's an oil lamp from Turkey thathas to be kept in a glass
container because if it's touched it issaid to cause physical sickness. Um,
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they have said there's a doll strollerthat rolled on its own in there.
So wait going back. Yeah,sure, the oil lamp from Turkey,
that's only if your wishes Yeah,yeah, yeah. Is it a lamp
lamp? Or is it like theyou know where the genie comes out kind
of it? That's what I'm thinking. It's it's a genie lamp. Just
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you're wishing for something that's due,so the genie could still be in there,
but someone wish that whoever would touchthis would get sick that or you're
just you're wishing wrong, like youknow, you chose poorly. And yeah,
that's a line from Yeah, Iknow, I know you're going to
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come out and here you know,cut off my head whatever. I wonder
if you touch it, because soif it's if you have a Genie's lamp
and you're wearing like gloves, couldyou still get the genie out or does
it have to be skin on thelamp? Do you have to touch it
with your skin? You rub itwith like a glove. I don't think
that Genie lamps had the technology rightto tell the difference cell phones have now
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today. So so by that meansthat you could rub the lamp and never
get sick because you would be wearinga glove. You could work some gloves
and the genie could still come outright theoretically, um, and you could
wish away the sickness. I'm notyou could be you could get down with
that sickness. Yeah, I knewit. I had. I had to
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get there. I was sitting herethinking I could jump in and cut this
off. And I really want tosee where you two go with with this.
I mean, I know, withmy numbing for everybody listening, but
right you should be. You shouldhave been here. I was actually trying
to be creative there and now speakingof rubbing, what oh, excuse me
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to have a good transition that's right, all right. There is a video
of a ball. I saw thisvideo. I don't know if you guys
videos of balls family show anyway.In the video, this ball is in
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the middle of a room on thefloor and it gets picked up and then
dropped and starts rolling around. Theyhave a video of this. It's crazy,
um, but I don't know how, like how they could have rigged
it to do that, Like Icouldn't see that, but I guess people
reportedly get scratched in the museum thatone does. Yeah. H And a
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small group of people they saw two. They saw two full figure apparitions.
Sorry, okay, yeah, itfreaked them out. Half the group left,
the other half said, I needabout ten minutes body apparitions. Yeah
figured, So two very different things. Well they're similar, but if I'm
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gonna see a full bodied apparition,I prefer to be a full figured apperation.
Yes, yeah, to see atc an operation, a little vava
va voom. What. Half thegroup left and the other half said,
what they need about ten minutes tocalm down? Like it was a full
it was a full figured opperation.Now I have to ask because I had
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trouble researching this one, but theno kidding. But the one thing that
I did find was that the fullbody apparition that most people see is Anna,
a foreign prostitute who will show upand interact with people. Okay,
so if half the group left andthe other people needed ten minutes to calm
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down, smoking a smoking a sandwich, right right, right right? Um,
so maybe it was a full figuredapparition. Right. Maybe you said
it exactly correctly. Mm hmmm.Possibly, Um, museum and its use
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let's go to the let's go there'swe're gonna go to the museum, museum
and chill. That's a great idea. In their second location, so the
Plattsmouth building, Um, they werepainting and remodeling, holy crap, remodeling
the remodeling before they brought in alltheir haunted objects and stuff. When one
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of the paint cans actually slid acrossthe floor about six inches. And this
is even before they bring stuff in, which makes me think maybe it's not
just the objects. What if it'sthem are attached to some of this,
but warm it's an all ability andit isn't just slanted, so everything's just
always sorry. And they were remodeling, so I know lots of times.
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When you do that, then youspur up um activity. I know.
I hate when you spur up activity. You know, it's always spur up
activity. She's gonna kill you anyway, but doesn't. But remodeling and doing
that kind of stuff always if there'sany kind of parallel activity in that house
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or anywhere, that always stirs upto everything, right, yeah, or
spurs it up. It spurs itup. Yeah. Yeah. And then
I took this from the their website. Visitors have reported being physically touched,
seeing apparitions, hearing disembodied voices,children laughing, running, and much more.
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Poltergeist activity has been caught and verifiedthrough our security cameras as well.
Now I do know that Mark,you have some info on the most haunted
objects in the museum. Yes,I do. Okay, that would be
Aida the dolly. Ay da Aidathe doll. Uh So this doll dates
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back to eighteen eighty nine and apparentlywas made by company called Simon and how
Big, or at least the headwas made by them because they specialized in
porcelain doll heads and what a company. They were known for making the most
unique and realistic eyes. Wow.So you know, I don't know.
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Can you imagine what is the elevatorpitch on that they used real human eyes?
Now I know, now, Iknow how it feels. Dear.
I got one bullet point in andthen I got interrupted. Well, they
had to pull out somebody's eyes sothey can model after these things, right,
or used human eyes? That's whatI just said. Okay, that
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they did not. We made thatup. Um. So we're talking years
and years and years later. Whoknows what happened to this doll? Um?
Anyway, So this family buys this, uh, they got a new
home. They're super excited that there'sa barn on the property. So as
they're getting you know, used tothe new place. Uh, someone goes
in the barn and goes up tothe loft and in that loft is this
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doll. So it freaks them outright away, that just doesn't They just
you know, they don't want it. So they take it h and throw
it in a landfill twenty miles away. Okay, and like who all right?
Good? Two years later, thisdoll shows back up at their new
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house sitting on top of a bagof fertilizer, uh that they had just
used. So now they panic andthey grab the doll, they go chuck
it in a garbage can at theend of the driveway and they call the
Nat and Kayley and they're like,oh, yeah, yeah, can you
come get this because this is ascary hang up the phone, look out
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the window, and the dolls outof the trash can halfway up the driveway.
One does not just throw away adoll, not this doll apparently,
So yeah, Nat and Kayley cometo get it. And as they are
taking it back to the museum,they were hearing some strange noises coming from
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where the doll was. They hearda voice like a deep whisper. I
went out, followed by a childcrying. So anyway, they get it
back to their place, they youknow, put in this area. Maybe
it's the quarantine area you were talkingabout. But they leave the room,
come back it is, it's gone, it's moved, okay. So then
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I did find something that they hadtied it up. He left the room
when and whatever they came back nextday. Whatever it was the dog again
was not where they had tied itup. The rope was untied and it
was over on the floor. SoI think that's what Leavin to put it
into glass case so it can't keepgetting up and walking around. But apparently
sometimes when Nate would you handle thedoll it was part of their investigation checking
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it out, he would get kindof ill and get migraines, to the
point where in Nate's a quote fromNate, when I had to move her,
I had to wear a hazmat suitand still felt the power from her.
I like to call it a paranormalhangover, because she made me feel
all sick and the worst migraine ever. So she is now in her permanent
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box and locked in and the keysare off location to protect from the chance
of her ever getting out. Nowthey have done paranormal investigations things like that,
and they've gotten uh some EVPs andstuff through spirit boxes. But that's
how they got the name Aida.Also beaten and uncle, so it's a
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theory. There was a young girlthat was murdered beaten by her uncle.
Now Nate has claimed to see uhfull body apparitions of a little girl in
a white dress. I'd be walkingaround the museum. M oh One thing
about Aida when she came back fromthe um the landfill. She didn't have
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eyes, right's I had the wholeset up with their eyes. When she
came back from the landfill, shehad no eyes. She had no eyes.
I've missed that part. Now,fun fact, Aida, I hope
this is funny. Ada was votedthe most haunted doll in the world via
polls conducted by New Light Hollywood inLa Times. So I'm sure Robert the
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Doll would have something to say aboutthat. And you can also follow Ada
on Instagram at eight to the Doll? Okay, Um, does that bring
about any kind of ruin to yourpersonal life by doing so? Well?
I saw nothing That eight is likePeggy okay, So I think you're okay,
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Dave, you can you can subscribe. I only follow dolls that are
okay on social media. Yeah,okay, no more Peggi's now. I
don't have any other um haunted artifactsthat to talk about. So I don't
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know if you have anything now,I don't. I look, I had
the same issue. I looked andthe other two thousand, nine hundred and
ninety eight or so ninety eight ninetyseven I couldn't find I was having an
act of the time. I justgot stuck on the idea that these guys
are well There's been a couple ofshows. Wasn't there like a Friday of
the thirteenth series where there were wherethere were training the artifacts and bringing it
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in and then there was a warehousefifty one or there's a warehouse thirteen?
Was that it? Yeah, wasn'ta warehouse thirteen? Yeah? I think
so. Um the Friday thirteenth seriesseries nothing to do with Jason. Yeah,
I used to love that show becauseit was like kind of the monster
of the week, right every episodethey had to go track down this artifact
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and deal with whatever it was causingso they can get it back to the
museum and keep it safe and savehim there. So that is this,
Yeah, that's what they're doing.And I always wonder in this situation what
happens once they close the door?So a bunch of questions come up when
they leave, okay and they closethe doors. Do they have a party
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in there the possessed items? Arethey getting together? And like finally they
are gone and they all came comeout and hang out because and then the
horn mask he kicks up the beachand the beats, you know, and
the dolls are in their little cagesall dancing and doing like cage dances for
everybody, the full figured apparitions comeback. Yeah, I'm telling you it's
a good time, you know.But and then when the owners come and
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go, do they have a specialprocedure to come in and leave that area
so no spirits go with them?That was my thing is always the spirits
or these demons or whatever is connectedto these these items that are in there.
How come there's there could be openthey said there's wigi boards. Yeah,
so there could be open wigi boards. So do they have a whole
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procedure to get out of that buildingon a daily basis? They have?
They like right almost like you know, gets sprayed down like they're coming out
some nuclear right reactor. Because becausehow many times have we talked about spirits,
you know, following people home.Well, they have possessed items housing
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potentially three thousand different spirits in there, right, how are they not getting
out of there? They got towalk through a cloud of sage smoke first,
then they get hit with the holywater. Yeah, the whole process,
because you want to follows you outright, and if and if any
of them do, I'm hopefully it'sthe full figured apparitions, right, I
mean they would just having time,there'd be a party, well and something
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you said, they're just triggered onme. The oh great, Dave,
trigger what if? Um? Youknow they bring in new artifacts and they
don't they're haunted, but they're they'reactually kind of mundane. Right. But
then the other ghosts are they taintthem, are not nice to them,
right, you know, like Idon't like you, he doesn't like you.
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There could be conflicts between and theyget bullied and that turns them into
negative ghosts. Yeah, that's whyI say, they know what happens?
Would you put three thousand different thingstogether? You shouldn't do that. Look
what happened. And in the documentarygoes Dave. You know, the creatures
get out after a while. There'sso much negative energy potentially building and building
and building Star Wars with it.You don't like you very much? Right,
(30:57):
Yeah, he doesn't like you either. I was I was okay,
yeah, I wasn't. I wastrying to think about the electrician guy who
turn off slipping in movie references thiswhole this whole time. That's what I
do. Slipping in Nobody noticed nice? Oh okay, uh go go yeah,
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dear rescue. I just have onemore thing. You can actually go
on ghost hunts at the museum.It's a two hour ghost hunt. Um,
and it's on Saturday nights from tenpm to twelve am midnight. UM's
part of that rave. Yeah.Yeah, So the first hour they investigate,
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uh like the museum as a group, and then the next hour you're
on your own. Or you cando a sit challenge. I want to
try that. Yeah. Um,you can bring your own parallel equipment or
they also have it available like torent as well. But yeah, I
think I'll do this a challenge.Yeah, so you sit in a room
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by yourself without it well, witha flashlight it's off. Yeah. Yeah,
they turn the lights off and thenyou can ask questions or whatever,
and then when you turn that flashlightback on, then they have to turn
the lights back on. But yeah, I think I would do that because
you have a way out. It'snot like you're in a haunted prison and
your way out is to run,you know, six hundred yards a couple
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around, a couple of corners,do some stairs. You just flick it
on, flick on the light,and then they come and get you out
of it. I just picture youlike, totally juggernauting it when you hear
something in your in your ear.Yeah, just going through I was thinking
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at the end of Deadpool tool whenyou said juggernaut, and I was like,
okay, well, what do youmean by juggernaut because at the end
of that movie he did not dowell at the end of that movie.
No, no, no, yeah, different story, altogether different story.
I think it sounds like a reallycool place, and I put it on
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our list of things to visit whenwe make it out those areas. We
just decided the other day we're goingto Stanley Hotel. Yeah, it's beautiful.
You've been there, Yeah, okay, But I'm a fan of the
movie. It's it's it's freaky gettingup to it, I'm sure, but
once you go in it, you'relike that that part of it goes away.
Once you get in, you're like, oh, but as you go
up to it, you're like,I'm never going in there. I see
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it, it's right there, andI cannot go in. This is too
much. But yeah, you know, if we uh find an old ability
and get people to send us thirdhaunted items and have a crappier haunted antique
kind of vibe. You can comein and you know, take home.
Maybe there's a six per minimum getpossessed, six pre minimum for every for
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every investigation you do in there,for every every person on it. Yeah,
I love it. I love it. We'll think of the name six
beers minimum, yeah, yeah,yeah, see, okay before you do
your investigation. Oh wow, areyou trying to get people drunk? I
think we have a lot of legalities. We've got some kinkster work out.
(34:16):
It can't be our slogan. Yeahyeah, six beer minimum and get possessed.
Right, all right, that's interesting. I definitely want to check this
place out. Um. Thanks forthe suggestion, Kevin. Then thank you
for suggestion that involved no poop atall. Ye. Speaking of that,
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we're gonna come back with some ParanormalPunchers RPG and maybe somebody will poop.
Oh boy, I'll be right okay, and we're back. All right.
The Museum of Shadows. Check itout. We're gonna check it out.
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Do they have a website address?I don't have the address, but I
think it's Museum of Shadow Shadows yeadot com or something like. It's pretty
easy website to find. Yeah,I saw the website it's pression upgrade that
I wish I had more information onthe website. It let me do a
spot where I was like, comeon, give me a little bit more.
(35:20):
Yeah, but yeah, it's it'llbe on our list in our travels.
It seems super cool. All right, we're going to got just a
couple of things here from listeners.We heard from Jason. Jason Bible say,
hey, guys, a gown.I was just listening to the November
eighth podcast. I think that's thedate of the podcast, the episode about
the boiling bovine bs FYI. Ilike that triple b FYI. Here's a
(35:50):
fun fact. The Vikings never worehorn helmets. I don't think they used
horns at all. Thanks love ofthe podcast Putting Skin for the Wind,
Dave, did you know that Idid? It's absolutely correct. Okay,
you know, but then every timeyou see any like drawings or anything as
Vikings, they have a horn helmet. They all came after Wagner Wagner's Wagner's
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Um Opera, which had the wholeViking side, you know, the ride
of the Walkyries, right, Yeah, so yeah, that's where that came
from. But yeah, so theyjust drink. They just drank from the
horns. They didn't use them aslike, not even really that. I
think that's where the reference comes from. You were talking about drinking from the
horn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, drink from it. Ye, it
(36:37):
was kind of false. I guessthey didn't have bowls there. Huh.
I guess they didn't have bowls andthey had bulls. They did not use
horns. Horns were not used,making them angry. Settle. You wouldn't
like Dave when he's angry, right, that's right. Become a Viking.
Braid my hair without without horns.Yeah all right, h all right,
(37:02):
cool, Thanks Jason. We're fromIndiana. Hey, guys, I just
want to say that I love theadded D and D segment at the end
of the new episode. Also,I just checked out the video episode on
YouTube. I really liked it.He's referring to our Halloween special. It
was interesting getting to see would youall actually look like I didn't mean interesting
(37:24):
in a bad way, I promise, Well, thank you, Johnny.
Yeah, if you were watching athome, I was the guy sitting next
to the guy that you thought wasme, the one that won. Oh
you're trying to let convince people thatyou won. Yes, Dave did not
(37:46):
win. I answered every question correctlyin your head except for galaxy quest.
Oh you're rubbing that in. Iknow how you missed that. I don't
know, I really don't. Yeah. Yeah, that'll haunt me forever,
forever. I'll put that to museum. Um. All right, well,
(38:07):
I'm glad you liked the D andD segment because we're going to do it
again now if you want to sendus feedback Parallel Punchers dot com, you
find all the ways to find us. Enjoying the Facebook group. Yeah,
yeah, there's all kinds of goodstuff that happens there. Yeah. I
think we got a Patreon then youcan be part of the discord group.
And we even have swag. We'vegot shirts and comics. We got all
(38:30):
kinds of stuff, yes, ah. And the holidays are right fasting approaching,
so they given the gift of aParallel Punchers does comics say they fit
great inside of stocking and one ofthem maybe one day made into a movie,
(38:51):
which one I don't know. Youhave to buy both. All right,
we're going to attempt another session parallepunch yours D and D RPG.
Yeah, we don't want to getyeah, I don'tant Wizards of the Coast.
I'm looking for us. We needto get a good name right for
this, because someday maybe we'll makeit an actual game and you could play
(39:12):
a paranormal investigator. Okay, herewe go. Uh we have Nash Dave
Lish playing well paranormal investigators. Okay, right, and here we go.
You guys are approaching this house youheard about. Uh it's old, dilapidated.
Right now. It's it's dark ifyou're in Pa, it's five five
(39:35):
o'clock. Uh, it's raining,thunderstorm and flashes of lightning occasionally. Um.
So you guys get up to theporch. You enter the front door.
You can just smell, like justmust just that cent of an old,
dusty house. Uh. Immediately thespirit box list that you have,
(39:57):
you know, uh you hear itgoes off right away. All right.
At the end of this room,barren room, maybe one time it was
a kitchen. At the other endof the room, straight ahead is a
door. What does the spirit boxsay? Hey? Okay, all right,
(40:21):
so we're at the front door.I say, I say, we
go in, announce ourselves. Let'slet's check it out. We're here to
investigate. So we're gonna I'm gonnaflick on my my, my flashlight.
Okay, my, you know Igot one of those giant bag light flashlights.
You have one of the kind that, yeah, please carry, Yeah,
the big ones, the big ones. I think it's like eight D
batteries. Okay, yeah, I'vegot I've got one of those, and
(40:45):
I bring it out and let's let'sI'm gonna start checking out this room and
get in there. Okay, yep, you agree. You're already heading up
this I already said you had thespirits box running. Yes, Dave,
I'm assuming you got the digital recorderif you've been trying to capture each um.
So Nash is leading, You're headingup the door first. Yeah,
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you guys are behind him and yep, putting listen the she got she's you're
the last person in the line.Yep. Okay, uh, Nash,
check the door, yep, allright, check the door. See if
it's unlocked or if it's long itis, it's unlocked. Okay, So
I'm just gonna open the door andI'm gonna announce myself. You know,
hello, ever anybody anything in here. Hello, We're here to investigate.
(41:29):
Is there anybody in there that wantsto talk to us. Okay, um,
it's dead quiet. Okay, doyou enter the room? Oh you
bat of course. Uh listen,even with the spirit box scrolling through,
you know, you know you're notpicking up anything up at the moment.
All right, So y'all everybody enters. Yeah, yeah, okay, you
got your flashlights going, and rightthere a giant uh boom lightning flashes lights
(41:53):
up the room even better than yourflashlights were at the far end of this.
Uh you know, twenty by thirtyroom is five dollars just lined up
laying on the on the floor.No, like somebody had propped them up.
Is there anything you said the housewas going to delapidated? So is
there like broken wood? Is there? Like where the where the windows boarded
(42:15):
up? Yeah? All the windowsin this particular room or boarded up like
to keep something. Okay, okay, okay, so you see, we
see the dolls in there, soI beam on the dolls. Let see,
hey there are little ones. Howare you? I didn't see you
there? Say okay, okay,okay, dolls are still now All of
(42:40):
a sudden, your flashlights flicker almostlike uh it's being drained of energy,
they flicker, they go out briefly, and at that moment you hear this
giggle that almost echoes off every wall. I need everybody to roll, uh
twenty at d twenty Please don't rollwith twenty mm twelve fourteen two. All
(43:04):
right, list Uh you uh justtaking psychic damage from this doll? Uh
so you take uh nine damage?Oh good lord, psychic damage and you're
scared of this uh whatever's in thatroom until your next turn. All right,
(43:27):
guys, you made it all right. I want to bash a doll's
head in Um what do they thefive dollars look like? Did you as
you look over to get a description? Uh, you notice this four?
Huh? Okay? Did you sayit originally? Or did I like?
(43:49):
Did I miss that detailer? Orno? It was five originally? Okay,
So now it's four yea on oneof them is going chucky on us?
Okay, So then I'm gonna lookaround for or the fifth doll.
Okay. As you start to lookaround, you hear this running up and
you, guys, your lights flashlightscome back on enough time to see this
(44:09):
doll with scissors coming running at you. Roll for initiative bash it with my
flashlight. I rolled the one.Okay eighteen eighteen? All right? Uh,
let's you get to go first.You're scared, though, so do
you do nothing but cower for thisturn? All right, Dave, you're
(44:32):
up. I'm gonna bash it withmy flashlight. Okay, roll ac five.
Yeah you miss It's a doll.Yeah, it has no armor.
Well, but also you suck atswinging a flashlight. I guess because you
(44:55):
missed. Uh, it's the doll'sterm. The doll attacks Dave right back
and for plus fifteen. That's ahit. Okay, and it's a pair
of scissors. It just comes jabbingthe scissors into you for six damage.
(45:22):
Ouch nash. All right, Soas the dolls jabbing scissors into Dave,
I'm gonna run up because we're standingright next to one another. I'm gonna
grab the doll off a Dave.I'm gonna grab it by its arms and
hold on to it, hold onto it, rip its arms off.
Okay, I'll rip its arms off. Just bolts are arms right off,
(45:45):
Roll to see if you can grabthem. Well that's the six lord.
All right, do you reach outto grab the creeper? Creepy dop and
it kind of like giggles and shiftsa little bit and you miss, almost
like you grabbed thin air. Okay, okay, back to the top,
(46:07):
okay, wish I needs you toroll. Roll to see if this if
the terror has broken. Okay,no, no it has not. It
might actually be worse. Roll three, all right, you're still scared.
In fact, Uh, Dave noticesthat there seems to be a puddle for
(46:27):
me and around where you're sitting.Um, Dave, you're up. Okay,
rolling too attack Actually no, I'mrolling to rip the arms off this
thing. Okay, now, IDave, you're able to reach out and
you grab this right, uh,this thing? Now, I need you
(46:50):
to roll to see if you canactually pull the arms off. What am
I rolling? Um? It wasn'ta twenty? Yeah, you're able to
catch this said that you're able tocatch the doll? Okay, what am
I rolling? To the d twenty? It sucks? Yep? Okay,
(47:12):
eleven all right, roll again?Plus did you put your plus two on
there? Nine? Eleven and nine? Okay? You uh tug it one
arm, you tug it the otherarm. Nothing, but you're now holding
this doll uh in your hands.Uh. Oh, it's the dolls.
Turn the dolls grappled, then right, dollars grappled. It opens his mouth
(47:35):
wide. Oh that's south this uhthis giggle again, this terrifying giggle.
I do need you to roll uhto see if you're terrified. Twenties suck
twelve Uh by the skin of yourteam. Just shake it a little bit,
but you hold onto it. You'reyou're facing your fear, all right,
(47:59):
uh nash, all right. SoI take my flashlight and I'm because
it's got his mouth opens just right. I'm gonna take my flashlight and I'm
gonna jam it down his throat.Okay, roll, oh nineteen plus two,
it's a twenty one all right.As this thing's mouths open like cackling
(48:20):
it, Dave, you jam yourflashlight down the doll's mouth. Yep and
so yep, the down down thedown its mouth there now nice roll damage?
Uh, thank you, thank you, m uh seven damage. Okay.
(48:42):
And as an action, I'm gonnatake off my belt mm hmm okay,
uh'll it'll take the take off,it'll take the action. Okay.
Okay, good job, good job. Uh. Let's we're back to you.
You're in the corner peeing a littlebit. Yeah, okay, you
gotta get up. Look, yourbladder has to be MP right now,
(49:09):
coming here, Let's roll the three. So she's still sitting in the corner
of pan Um, Dave. Now, Dave, you're still holding the doll.
Nash has a flashlight, uh,stuck in her mouth, and he's
taking his belt off. Right,I want to rip the arms off.
Okay, roll out fifteen? Okay, now yeah, roll again eight?
(49:44):
All right. Uh, you're tuggingat the left arm, uh, and
it snaps out of a socket theright one. Uh. You couldn't budget
for some reason. Now you havea doll and a doll's arm. Okay,
do I get to anything else?Nope? That my turn. So
(50:05):
the arm that you're holding that youjust ripped off, it has the scissors
and it launches the scissors. Sonow this possessed arm is still alive and
flaming these scissors at you. Yep, and it's not kind of mad.
Oh avantage eleven. So that meansI missed you, yep, and I
(50:30):
will I cannot do my cackle becauseyou shoved the flash so the flashlight in
your mouth. All right, Well, then it's your turn and your belts
off. So this should be funny. Okay. So I as as the
flashlight is down this creature's throat,okay, and you have a hand in
the thing, I'm gonna tell Davelet go let go of them, and
(50:51):
I'm gonna take the flashlight and swingaround with a club and smash the doll
on the ground. Okay. Soyou want me to let go the doll,
Yes, yes, let go tothe doll. Let go the doll.
I will have the because I havea hold of the flashlight. So
now I have a doll on theend of a flashlight that I can smash
on the ground like a club,like a sledge hammer. Give it a
(51:12):
whirl. I think it was grapplI should roll in advantage, I think,
yeah, go ahead, Okay,So that's the five. So so
now I basically have a doll onthe end of a flashlight. I'm kind
of waving around. Yeah, yougot the doll the end the flashlight.
Dave's holding an arm with a pairof scissors, trying to Yeah, you
(51:34):
can't really control this arm, soyou're trying not to get hit with it.
Then can I do it? Whenwe're exit as an action. So
I've got my belt in my otherhand. Yeah, So I take my
belt and as I'm holding the flashlight, I take the belt and I kind
of like put it on the flashlight, you know, like you like you're
gonna put it on you sinch itup using the flashlight as at the end
of the belt. So now Inow have a belt attached to a flashlight
(51:57):
attached to a doll's body. Okay, all right, uh Alicia, all
right? Uh well twelve tayye allright? You uh, you get up
refreshed because you just like, asyou know, you get out, you're
you're no longer fraid. So you'reup. You see what's happening. Uh
(52:22):
uh? Are you gonna enter thefrag or are you gonna just hang back?
Because it looks like pure madness infront of you? Well, uh,
I guess I could walk out ofthe house and leave you guys to
it, but I know I thinkI'm gonna walk into it. I'm gonna
I'm gonna take my flash late andtry to hit this doll. If that
(52:49):
works, yep, yes, okay, so fifteen yeah, okay, you
hit it? Cool? I meanyou can roll an advantage since now kind
of has it is? Holding itsixteen? Same result? Okay? What
(53:10):
is it? Plus two? Okay? So eight damage? Okay? Math?
That did airspace? Is math happen? Okay? Um all right Dave?
Okay, So here's what I wantto do. I want to use
(53:30):
the flailing arm and swing it tostab the doll with its own scissors in
the What do I need to doto do that? Role? What am
I rolling? That's twenty I willlet you know if you got it.
Is it one role or multiple roles? Because I might change my mind if
(53:52):
this is going to be like aseries of six rolls or something. I
would see. It's just want toadd. You got a flailing arm,
you can roll at a disadvantage tosee if you can hit it with its
own arm. Okay, AC nineversus AC six? Hey you miss?
(54:13):
Okay? Unfortunately did not hit anybodyelse? Right in that that madness,
the dull arm lashes back at you. Okay, I should have probably used
my turn to like get out ofyour grip. But we'll go with stabbing,
Dave. Everybody likes stabbing Dave.It's a national pastime. It's a
(54:35):
twenty two is gonna be a hitthat's a hit man. That is two
D four damage three. I lovethe D fours still up all right.
The creature then just kind of justchoking on a flash like he can't get
out. It's a terrifying giggle.So that will take us to Nash all
(54:58):
right. So I'm gonna take mymy doll on a skewer my doll,
Bob, and I'm gonna run overto the other fall four dolls, and
I'm gonna go stomping on these otherfour dolls just to be sure that they
don't come alive. Okay, whywon't you kill the doll that's attacking us?
He's attacking you, he's just soyou're running with the doll because I
(55:20):
yeah, I've got it, yeah, and running over it to stomp on
the other doll. The other dolls, Okay, go ahead, run over,
roll to see how Okay, Icould walk over because it's just over
in the corner over there, soyou said run Okay, that's a five.
So you since you have a troublescene, yea properly because your flashlight
(55:43):
is being used for something else,right, Uh, you kind of stumbling
the dark run over and you missany of the dolls with your stomp.
But how you're standing uh in.But I can still do my action,
right because I just kind of walkedover that. Okay, So as my
action and I take because I havethe skewer doll and it's on the end
of my belt and I'm basically gonnause it like a morning star. Okay,
(56:06):
and I'm gonna on the end ofthe belt to sling swinging on the
ground. All right, go aheadroll. Oh my gosh, it's a
nine. Come on. I shouldbe an advantage, right, I did
an advantage because I got the guyskewered. Now as you swing this thing,
uh, do you miss everything youwere attempting to do. The flashlight
(56:30):
dislodges Okay, to the point andthe next turn, the next doll's turn
it can you know it will beoff of your flashlight? Okay, all
right, all right, wish Okay, you're in the You're in the fight.
I am in the fight. Now. He ran away with the doll
right side of the room. Yeah, okay, Um, so I'm gonna,
(56:52):
yeah, I guess I'm stupidly runafter Nash. Okay, and remember
you're in an old house. Uhyeah, you got flashlights, but yeah,
the lights dim, So I doneed you to roll to see if
How will you do running across theroom ten plus two two? Yeah?
(57:13):
Okay, yeah, it's you makeit across without stumbling or falling. Okay,
good. Then I'm gonna take myflashlight and I guess it hit the
body. Yeah, Pinia style.Okay, you hit cool? Uh six
(57:36):
damage? Okay, Now you alsodislodge the thing from Nash's flashlight. Okay,
so the dollar is free. Okay, that's my turn. Now it's
days there. Okay, So I'mgoing to stab the doll in its own
(58:00):
arm with the scissors. So likeI'm holding the arm, I'm gonna grab
the scissors the other hand and stabthem into like the bicep type of thing.
Okay, go for it. Okay, what do I need to roll?
Really well? Really well? Whythis is like a I'm just smack
(58:21):
and then the arm is grappled acfifteen. Okay you did without stab in
your own hand? Okay, allright, uh roll damage. What's the
damage? Oh that's two D fourtwo D four Okay, here I can
roll. It's my scissors. Well, I can roll because I don't trust
you. Whoa, it's a oneand a fours of five plus two seven
(58:46):
damage. Okay. The arm fallslimp okay, sweet, and the rest
of the dull bodies looking not asas good as it was was m hmm
(59:06):
okay, which I don't know whatthat means. I mean it's not is
uh feisty right, like it's losingsome of whatever demonic power is in it.
Okay, the doll is free,yep, anybody? Uh, well,
let's see you ran over? Youran over? You're playing around.
(59:27):
I didn't run over you. Tworoll because it it now can use the
full power of its giggle. Igot a seventeen. Nah, you're pervious
to fear. You are in itfor the fight list Roll to one.
She literally poops her pants at thatprecise moment and falls to the floor,
(59:50):
shaking in terror. How many morebodily functions can you do? And now
hold on, it wasn't an explosive, flammable poop that covered the rest of
the room. If so? Didyou aim? And with that miss also
she takes psychic damage of sixteen.Oh yeah, I'm passed out now on
the floor. This is out,which would make sense. You have to
(01:00:14):
just what happened there? So okay, my time. Who you almost died?
Okay, so I'm faced off withthis doll. Yes, is the
doll on me? And it's andit's there. It doesn't have my flashlight
on it, right, all right, So I'm gonna go after this doll
with my with my mace of mymorning star fashioned morning star, your flashlight,
(01:00:38):
my flashlight on the end of mybelt, swinging around like a helicopter
style roll unnatural twenty All right,yeah, that worked. That worked.
Let's see when the eight should geta little bit more than just a flashlight
on this. So that's uh sixdamage. Okay, all right? With
(01:01:07):
that, uh, doll seems toexplode uh uh like Nash save the Day.
But out of the doll. Uhyou kind of see this this mist
this smoke. Uh and in abrief moment we could also see like a
face and it heads towards the pastout Alicia to possess her body. What
(01:01:32):
do you do do? I'm gonnagrab this dessersion stab alicious body in the
head. Whoa wow, whoa.I was gonna say we should grab her
and throw her outside the house.I'm gonna stablish through the window, of
course, through the boarded up windows. Of course, where do you mean
(01:01:54):
to roll? Is that what you'regonna do? I don't think it's a
kind of podcast. Well, Ineed to make sure it's dead, or
you could grab her and get herout of that room before This is gonna
be a life lessing depending on whatwhat happens right here, Dave. Okay,
(01:02:16):
I'll grab her and get her outof the room. Yeah, so
we's grab an ankle and let's roll. It's gonna get back to han Us.
I rolled it two rolled an eighteen? Yeah, working together mostly?
Dave? Yeah. Uh, you'reable to drag her into the first room
(01:02:37):
you entered. The mist seems tostop at that door, like it's kind
of trapped there. M M allright, So I think we should stomp
up these other these other dolls thatare here. Those other dolls are just
dolls. Okay, all right?Do you survive the doll room of Death?
(01:02:57):
Nice? Uh? Dave, goodjob everybody. Actually, I almost
was able to possess were you reallygonna stay if the body was dead?
It had nothing to inhabit. Isthis where you were going? Right?
Okay? Uh? But it alsohad four other dolls she happened to be
I was just eliminating one. Allright, there we go. Never ever
(01:03:22):
investigate anything with Dave, because apparently, if you pass out and there's a
demon coming for you, he's gonnakill you, right, well, only
if the demon's already dead and ismoving on to an of their body.
Yeah, as one does. Imean, the more you know. But
(01:03:43):
she spent most of that dying beingpooping and dying and save the day.
That's right, that's right, that'sright, that's right. There you go,
everybody half that. I put asmile on your face. Thank you
so much for listening to the show. And I guess until next time,
(01:04:06):
it's not weird. It's not worthchecking out.
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