March 5, 2024 • 37 mins
The Domsten Blobs, AKA the Jelly Bags, has become one of the most celebrated UFO alien sighting & attempted abduction both in and outside of Sweden. On December 20, 1958, 2 friends, 30-year old Stig Rydeberg, & 24-year old Hans Gustafsson were driving on an empty road after partying in town with their girlfriends when they came upon some heavy fog. They slowed to a crawl, but around 3 AM they decided to pull over in order to relieve their bladders & stretch their legs. They noticed an odd glow that was coming from the trees about 150 feet away and decided to investigate the glow. They discovered a wide, radiant discoid object that was supported on what looked like a tripod. Suddenly, they were surrounded by weird creatures that were moving in & out of their shape, like a wave. They were small, gray & around 4 feet tall & 1 ½ feet wide. They lacked extremities & were shaped like "loaves" but moved quickly. They also were levitating above the ground & both boys could smell ether & burnt sausages, which they found very unpleasant.
These creatures surged onto & into them & their arms & legs became engulfed in the creature’s bodies. With a “suction-like force” these blobs began to pull them toward the saucer & both of them lashed out at the entities trying to free themselves. Stig eventually managed to free himself & ran for their car where he began to slam his fist into the car horn in hopes someone would hear it. Immediately the creatures stopped their attack & ran for their saucer where both boys watched the UFO fly away quickly. They didn’t say anything for three days out of fear but eventually couldn’t keep it to themselves any longer. After an 11 hour long interview, the police concluded that it wasn’t a hoax.
What did these men encounter that night? Join us on episode 171 to hear more about this almost alien abduction by the Domsten Blobs!
Sources: cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Domsten_Blobs, villains.fandom.com/wiki/Domsten_Blobs, breezewiki.com/aliens/wiki/Domsten_Blob, cryptopia.us/site/2018/05/terrible-flying-jelly-bags-sweden/
These creatures surged onto & into them & their arms & legs became engulfed in the creature’s bodies. With a “suction-like force” these blobs began to pull them toward the saucer & both of them lashed out at the entities trying to free themselves. Stig eventually managed to free himself & ran for their car where he began to slam his fist into the car horn in hopes someone would hear it. Immediately the creatures stopped their attack & ran for their saucer where both boys watched the UFO fly away quickly. They didn’t say anything for three days out of fear but eventually couldn’t keep it to themselves any longer. After an 11 hour long interview, the police concluded that it wasn’t a hoax.
What did these men encounter that night? Join us on episode 171 to hear more about this almost alien abduction by the Domsten Blobs!
Sources: cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Domsten_Blobs, villains.fandom.com/wiki/Domsten_Blobs, breezewiki.com/aliens/wiki/Domsten_Blob, cryptopia.us/site/2018/05/terrible-flying-jelly-bags-sweden/
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Paranormal Punches is part of the podBelly Network. Go to podbelly dot com
for more great podcast. Hey y'all, this is Frank the Bigfoot and you're
listening to the Paranormal Puncher. Hey, friends, welcome to another episode Paranormal
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Punchers. I'm Mark, I'm MilitiaNash, I'm Dave Days back. Welcome
back. Yeah, he's back fromthe Hollow Earth. Welcome, welcome back.
Thank you. You missed, ohFebruary. Yes, but that's okay.
It was a good one to miss, oh of them. It was
cold and nasty here some snow,all the snow, but a little bit.
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Yeah, well, talk about onanother episode, because this is all
about the paranormal flying jelly bags.Actually, Nasha is going to have a
great time with this. This isalso known as the Donston Blobs. This
is coming to us out of Sweden. Yes, yeah, so yeah,
finally Swiss blobs in Sweden talking aboutthe weird m hm hm and my stuff
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that I have might be a littlenot what you're expecting. Yeah, I
had a weird edge this morning whenI was my notes. So yeah,
so it kind of may not gowhere everyone's expecting it to go. Okay,
I'll refrain from making any jokes.Oh don't worry, you'll get there
when I aren't talking, all right. So, the Dompson Blobs aka the
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Jellybags has become one of the mostcelebrated UFO alien sighting and attempted abduction,
both in and outside of Sweden.Now. On December twentieth, nineteen fifty
eight, two friends, a thirtyyear old Stig Rideberg and twenty four year
old Hans Gustavsen, were driving onan empty road after partying in town with
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their girlfriends. When they came uponsome heavy fog. They slowed to a
crawl. They slowed to a crawl, but around three am they decided to
pull over in order to relieve theirbladders and stretch their legs. Take a
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wicked you number one? Right there? Okay, they noticed an odd glow
that was coming from the trees aboutone hundred and fifty feet away. They
felt that it was a good ideato walk into the woods to investigate.
Yeah, when you're standing alongside ofthe road, number one, that's illegal,
at least there in America to pullover and take a whiz alongside the
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road, not in Sweden. ButI'm just saying they're they're free. There
are free peers over there. Butif it's three o'clock in the morning and
you see a strange light as you'retaking a whiz, when is your first
inclination zip up and get back inthe car or after that you just asked,
the first inclination is to put itaway. I guess it depends on
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the kind of lights, Like it'slike there's people out there, maybe they
need help. Oh like you hearlike it's like rave lights. You're like,
oh yeah, You're like, yeah, let's go foggy that maybe I
don't know. Okay, I couldsee now in that's scenario. Yeah,
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I can see how let's go yeah, yeah or not. Because it was
a three o'clock in the morning.It was three o'clock in the morning,
it was super foggy, so theywere having trouble just driving. Obviously,
I don't know make a comment aboutwhy it was super foggy. So you
said they were partying, Yeah,yeah, and when they looked around all
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they saw was fog from inside thevehicle. It was really weird. But
there was no precipitation or anything weather. It was a sunny day, so
all night As they approached the light, they became aware of a wide,
radiant discoid or saucer object. Theyestimated it was about three feet high and
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about fifteen feet across and was supportedon what looked like a tripod. It
was self illuminating, yet it wasn'tblinding, and in the center of the
light there was a darker core.Yeah, and Gustafson. Gustafson said,
we saw a strange disc. Itwas resting on legs, about two feet
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long. It seemed to be madeof a peculiar shimmering light that changed colors.
Again, sounds like a rave,Yeah, so was it. At
this point they were all of asudden surrounded by weird objects or creatures that
were moving in and out of theirshape like a wave. They were like
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a rave. They were small,gray and around four feet tall and one
and a half feet wide. Theylacked extremities and were shaped like this isn't
quotes loaves, but moved quickly quickloaves. Yeah, they were quick gloves.
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They also were levitating above the ground, and both boys could smell ether
and burnt sausages, which they foundvery unpleasant. Well, you got to
eat at the raves. You know, they have to have something there ether
back and this was in what wasit, fifty fifty eight, fifty eight,
Yeah, then they have it,had some drugs, so they had
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ether, lots of ether. Rybergsaid they were like protozoa, just a
bit darker than most, sort ofbluish, sort of a bluish color,
hopping and jumping around the sauce.Are jumping around the saucer like globs of
animated jelly blueberry jelling. Okay,I was just saying, you're getting hungry.
We got loaves. So suddenly thesecreatures surged onto them or into them.
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There their arms and legs became engulfedin the creature's bodies. They would
later say that being trapped in theseentities felt like being tracked, trapped,
trapped in magnetic dough, and thiswas in quotes, with a suction like
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force, these blobs began to pullthem toward the saucer, and the other
nearby blobs began to move like theywere performing and this is in quotes,
a macabre dance. Yeah, soI'm pretty sure as they both as they
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were both being moved, both ofthe friends lashed out at the entities as
soon as they would manage to pullthemselves free, another one would latch onto
them. Stig he tried to punchthrough one of the creatures, but its
body pretty much swallowed his arm upto the elbow. Now right, it
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sounds kind of like that left bow. Now. He's quoted as saying,
it almost seemed as if the creaturescould read my mind. Well, I
went back over that little bit becausethey were like, because I read that,
I was like, hold on,you punched it, it kind of
swallowed you up. And then itsaid So there was a little bit that
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I kind of glossed over, andit was like they were like dodging and
reading the attacks because they were quick. They're like little ninja blobs, right,
he said, they parried everything beforeI made it. Their strength was
not so great as the technique whichthey wielded it. So they were like
Bruce Lee and they're like, butthey must have been doing it. I
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think there was more like yeah,and what if they did on the way
here to Earth watch some Bruce Lee. Oh, well that was way before
Bruce Lee's time unless their time travelersand studied the moves and then what is
the Brazilian martial arts no, no, no, the dance fighting. That's
what they were doing because it wasa rave so they must have been doing
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their capaera because they were dancing andpairing and swinging around and doing stuff,
and with the music in the background, you know, they were like,
yeah, they were feeling that theywere dance fighting. Dance fighting. Isn't
that footloose? No, it's notfootloose. They're dancing and foot loose when
I dance fighting? What movie?That is definitely a movie? I agree.
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I got to look it up.It was Michael Jackson's Bad I think.
Anyway, back to the blobs,a guardians to the Galaxy had to
dance off. Now Stig eventually managedto break free and made a mad dash
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to the car. But I wantto talk about this. As soon as
the one dude got free, heleft, he ran away. Why his
buddy watched in horror as his friendleft him? Now, what would you
do in this situation? Would youstay and help untangle Dave or would you
leave Dave? If? Okay,so it was Dave and I were trying
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to relieve each other at three o'clockin the morning in the woods. It's
not specified in the article, sothey're trying to relieve themselves, and we
end up at a dark rave inthe wilderness at three am and you're getting
your fist ull get in there jammedin stuff and it's not coming back out,
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and they're sucking you over to theirspace, you know whatever, and
you're like, help me get out, heal me, hell me, Dave,
how you would yell for help?No? Okay, I think with
thinking in with any time somebody doesthat and yells out for help, it's
always like an old timey prospector whenthey help me, helly that I would
go help you cartoons. Oh there'sway too many, way too many.
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Yeah, So the answer is yes, you would leave, Dave. Yeah,
No, no, I go getthem. Okay, I help him
out because if you have to assumeyou're gonna call it down some Viking curse
upon Nash so you will get revengeor get my denizens from the hollow Earth
to come up the well, becausewell, it depends on how many how
many amorphous blobs are sucking you offin the process, you know, I
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mean, if if you guys,if you're they're like a gang of them
and they're on you're just really bangingit to you, then I'm gonna I
would try to get get you outof there. But if it's just a
one on one kind of a thing, yeah, just take the blob and
throw in the back of the through. Well, when he was running away
from his when he left his friend, he left his friend just so you
know, if a BLOB's got you, I'm fighting for you. Oh,
thank you. Direct answer. Younever leave you never leave it, bro
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down. But this guy was he'srun away. He looked over his shoulder
and saw his friend like holding ontothis signpost, Yeah, like a no
camping sign or something for dear life, where these things are trying to pull
him into the saucer. He stillkept running. Yeah, so he stick.
He knew there was nothing that hecould do for his friend. Right,
it's kind of like in the zombieapocalypse. As long as I could
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run faster than you, Yeah,you don't have to be fast. He's
to be faster than the other guy. So he I feel like there's a
pretty quick judgment call, like,I don't know, there's nothing I could
do for him. I'm out rightright, So he ran as fast as
he could to the car. Whenhe got to the carl Carl, Carl,
show up at you. One thingabout Zombi now walking after he hurled
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the car door open and slammed hisfist and to the horn, desperately hoping
that someone would hear it, eventhough it was the middle of the night.
Amazingly enough, yeah exactly, andthe fog. Amazingly enough, the
sound of the car horn had anintense effect on these creatures. Well maybe
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you yeah, maybe they had holes. I bet they do. I bet
they do. Don't we'll get thereimmediately. The creatures who had been following
Stig turntail and ran back to theirsaucer. The blobs that had been trying
to rip Hans from the signpost immediatelyreleased him and fled to the saucer as
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well. Hans ran to the carand turned to watch the saucer fly up
into the sky with a high pitchedwhistle and leave nothing behind but an offensive
burnt chemical smell. Hmm, didhe punched his friend? Right? That's
a bigger story, right, He'slike, what the hell? Bah?
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So for fifteen to twenty minutes,they sat in stunned silence, with tears
streaming down their faces, trying toprocess what they had just gone through.
The whole event was only merely afive minute ordeal, but they knew that
they would never be the same.Eventually, Hans frendshi it wise. Yeah.
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Eventually Hans turned the car on anddrove them the rest of the way
home. They both decided that itwould be best if they kept this to
themselves. They were terrified, don'ttell their girlfriends. Right, They were
terrified, but also didn't want anyridicule that they knew would come from it.
And Hans's quote is saying, althoughour reasoning ability seemed to paralyze and
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our tears were just streaming down.After sitting in the car for about fifteen
minutes, it became very clear inour heads that we could drive on to
Helsingborg and not until we were inthe center of the city. We dared
speak to each other, and thefirst thing we said was we should not
speak to anyone about this. Everyonewill laugh at us. So both Stig
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and Hans they suffered in silence forthree days. Neither were able to sleep,
and both were suffering from like severeanxiety as well as injuries that they
had sustained during their fight for survival. Both had massive bruises as well as
red Eyes. But alas neither wereable to keep their secret and spill the
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beans to Hans Hans's mother and family. And her name is Anna Bergren.
In her own words, I burstout laughing at Stigg as he told it.
Yes, we all did. Everythingsounded so weird. Thanks for the
support, so the whole family.They soon realized that this wasn't some sort
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of elaboration or a tall tale thatthe boys were telling. They were suffering
from symptoms of PTSD. So,as any good family does, they went
straight to Sweden's largest newspaper. Yeah. Uh. Now, there are two
lines of thinking for why his momwent to the newspaper. One, she
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hoped that well, she hoped thatshe could help these boys get the therapy
or psychological help that they seriously needed. Or too, she hoped the story
would generate interest in her dry cleaningbusiness. Yeah, and the money was
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will help them hopefully get to gosee a doctor. Yeah, I'm pretty
sure you can go see a doctorwithout having to publish your symptoms newspaper number
Two. Reason, So, aftertheir story went to the press, the
boys were called into the police stationfor questioning. Excuse me. It proceeded
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to be an eleven hour interview thatfelt more like an interrogation. The detectives
that conducted the interview tried to ascertainwhat had happened that night, but realistically,
we're trying to get them to confessto some sort of ruse. One
of the one of the detectives wouldlater say, actually, we did not
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leave anything without asking pertaining to theirencounter, but we couldn't find anything that
is considered a host. So Ithink there was like a because it's Swedish,
there was a air with translation.Yeah, anyway, similar to what
the Pasca Gula officers did, whichI can't remember what state that was in,
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but that was an abduction right anyway, they put a hidden microphone in
the room with them, hoping toget them to confess to the deception,
but when not being observed, theystuck to their story. They also submitted
to multiple medical and psychiatric tests andwere found to be healthy sald men who
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had gone through a traumatic event.Now, of course, the Swedish military
they said this was a hoax.Sure, so was the government correct?
Was it just an elaborate hoax wherethe boys wanted attention? Seeing as how
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there have never been any other settingsof these blobs, or did they experience
something from an extra terrestrial or multidimensional being that they will never forget?
Quick note Pasca Googla, Mississippi,Mississippi. And actually on August twenty fifth
of that same year, just acouple of months prior there, I looked
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up the Swedish UFO records to seewhat kind of things happened just before or
just after in August twenty fifth.Well, let me the one for December
twentieth. They labeled that it's flyingdiscs observed, Psychological effects were noted.
Telepathic phenomenon were said to occur.That sounds about correct with what the story
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is. August twenty fifth, justbefore discs observed gravity and psychological effects,
one disc observed, matching the reportgiven by one male and in fifty eight,
nineteen fifty eight, there were other, there were other There were only
five other sightings of UFOs, andthe one that just came after, which
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was in January, like January tenth, didn't match it at all. So
there actually wasn't a lot of stuffthat happened, But the last one that
happened just before this was kind ofclose in what it sounded like yeah.
So I don't know how why itwasn't reported to the police, or maybe
it was just too far away ina different city, who knows, But
there wasn't a whole lot going on. Yeah they I don't know. I
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got a lot of different things.You got things boiling around in your head?
Yeah. Yeah. The first thingthe craft so a sixteen I watched
that movie a lot. The sixteensixteen foot long, three foot tall,
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whatever the width was, isn't goingto fit a lot that high top of
the craft because it was but twofeet off the ground and then three feet
tall, so five feet off theground, but sixteen wide, sixteen long,
it's disc Yeah, so and we'reboth correct, right, Yeah,
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in any case, it's not goingto hold a lot. Like I almost
think that all these creatures would havehad to morph into a single entity and
fill up the entire internal space ofthis craft. I could say that where
were they to was it one blobthat could break into smaller Well, here's
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one entity. Here's a thought weknow of a spaceship that it's bigger on
the inside than on the outside.Guitar And I was thinking too, if
it was kind of like what you'rethinking Dave, depending on how the craft
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would fly, if it would spinlike a gravitron, you know, or
if it would just lift off.I'm thinking, well, if they're just
like amorphous blobs and it would spin, well that's why you would have would
have room for people. They wouldneed to lay down the center. But
when that socker started spinning, ifthey didn't have any shape, they would
just go to the side to createweights like on a like on a fan,
so it could all go around withoutbeing all Katie Wampus, Yeah,
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wow, that's yeah. And youknow, if they were fully enveloping the
the two guys, but they nothingthey talked about was suffocating, So were
they like was their jelly kind oflike liquid oxygen like from the abyss,
like in the abyss, And sothen maybe if they were in the craft,
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if they were abducted, they wouldactually just be breathing the jelly the
whole time they're transported to wherever.Hmmm. I wonder if they just covered
their heads with their own bodies andlike absorbed them, that would be how
they did it. I don't know, did anybody look at the kind of
vehicle they were driving? Anybody anyway, anybody it was a DKW I guess
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you did. Yeah, the DKWshellister. It looks kind of like a
VW busky back in the day.I want one that looks They looked awesome,
awesome, very nice, very nice. Did that have anything to do
with the story or nothing. Iwas just happy about it, well,
just information. Yeah, people mightlike, I don't know, yeah,
looks like a BW bus. ButI could see why it took so long
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to get from wherever they were goingback to the next city over, because
like a VW bus, those thingsonly go about a max of what forty
five miles an hour? Who knows? Well, But like I said earlier,
there's like this crazy fox so theyhad to like slow to crawl basically.
But then at a certain point they'relike, yeah, I gotta go
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to the bathroom. How we needto pull over? But well that thing
was filled with fog, That's whatI think. Okay, yeah, yeah,
car the inside of the inside ofthe bus. Yeah, they were
hot boxing in the whole way.Yeah yeah, okay, So yeah,
so I have a theory on this. Okay, okay, this is this
is I I kind of read thestory sit back and rattling around in my
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head and was like, Okay,I think I have it. I think
I know what's going on here.Okay, this is it. So they
were they were out with the ladies. Okay, there's two bros that were
out with the ladies. They weregetting wasted on their long way home.
They either dropped some acid, tooksome mushrooms, smoked a lot of weeds.
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You said in the reports their eyeswere red, Yeah they were.
They were out there the next day. Yeah. Well no, they were
doing it on the ride home.That's why it was so foggy in the
vehicle. But the report was thered eyes were oh into the next day.
Yeah, oh yeah, it wasawake in big situation. Oh yeah,
sure sure. So yeah on theway home. I the way I
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took it is that it was along way home. They were both like,
it was a fun night out.They decided to experiment a little bit,
let those borders down, if youknow what I'm saying. They yeah,
and they were in the woods.Oh yeah, they were there,
and they were they were good friends. You know, maybe I don't know
about the depth of the friendship andwhatnot, but things they've just wanted to
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try something else. So they pulledoff into the woods in the middle of
nowhere and found something happening. Okay, now I did, so I found
this other thing happened at the sametime, not the same time, just
before, just about ten years earlier. Let me set the stage. Ten
years earlier, nineteen forty eight,there was a cult that was created in
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Sweden around the same same area.It was called the Corpela Corpela korp e
La movement, also called the Sikavaraokay those Yeah, And it was called
out because the founder whatever his nameis, Corpella, went to jail,
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and when he went to jail,this other dude, Sikvara, took it
over, okay. And it wasa cult. It was a sex cult,
Okay. So it was dwindling downover the years. You know,
people were getting arrested and they hadthere's the cult was heavily involved in the
heavy drinking, drugs and and I'mgonna I'm gonna quote unconventional sexual activities and
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rituals. Okay. Yeah. Sowhat I'm thinking is they stumbled across the
skuys okay, out in the woods. Because it had been dwindling down,
there was still cult people out doingthis out there, but they had to
be really, really careful. SoI'm thinking on their way home they were
getting just smashed, you know,they were getting Now they're either peeing or
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doing whatever, and they rain intothis sex cult and they're like, oh
my god. And they were tryingto pull them in, and they were
fighting with him in the whole nineyards and got away, and that's why
he left them there. He waskind of like as they were leaving,
he was like, man, thatreally sucks. Man, I gotta get
out of here, dude. Andsaw he was holding onto the sign posts,
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and you know, there was peopletrying to pull them in like like
magnetic suction. They were trying toget them into into their ship with flashing
lights, loud music, there wasa rave whatever and trying to pull them
in so they could have their funand do their thing. And got away.
Finally got away after hawking the horn, surprised them, got in the
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car, took off. Now theshame of that of what was happening,
because they were kind of feeling thisway. They in the car talking themselves,
you know, they didn't say anythingfor fifteen minutes after and they on
the way to the police office.Whatever they're like, this is what happened.
And rewrote the story. That's mytheory on what it was. And
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there were some kind of hanky pankyhappened out in the woods, either between
the two or between them two andthen another two and it got out of
control and then yes, right,a quick note from the podcast, nobody
fact checked that the real I'm tellingyou the cold was the real thing.
I mean, that's what actually happenedthat we have no proof of that.
Yeah. Yeah, this is atheorist when I say it's a theory.
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When you started the podcast and saidthat you had some out there ideas,
typically about there out the ideas,I didn't think you could top it.
You. Yeah, that's why Isaid, this is not a normal thing.
I came across. I was listeningto the key things that happened in
there, and I'm like, oh, there's some something kinky happening in here.
Uh huh uh huh. Did youget the impression when you were reading
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the story, Well, the onlycredence that I will give to it is
the traumatic event, something traumatic,whether that was what it was. It
could have something happened, you know, either they witnessed a murder, they
witnessed something, you know, Imean or aliens, but it that cross
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that kind of thought, not asex culp but that kind of a something
went horribly wrong. And that's yeah. But let's let's say you're in the
woods and you try to get abducted. Would you try to try you're out
there in the middle. I'm here, couldn't mess it out my game.
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I wort just this, you're you'reout there, that you meet up with
aliens one way or another, theytry to grab you, get out of
there. You wouldn't. I wouldn'tthink that you would just sit in the
car and do nothing for a whileand then find your way slowly to the
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police office. It would be likescrew. And then now they didn't go
to the police office first, theywent to they went home first. They
went home, and they were homefor three and they spent time. Story
correct, because if if I think, if any of us were attempted to
be abductive, you wouldn't go homeand sit and think about her for a
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little while. You'd be like,screw this, I'm going to get some
cops. Well, so, fromwhat I understood, they both were actually
really terrified because they didn't really understandwhat had happened to them. But then
they also were thinking on this otherside of this, as far as who's
going to believe us, They're goingto think we're crazy, They're going to
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laugh at us. So it wasa different time. It was a different
time now. But I would thinkthat the first thing you would do would
be to go get help or butthere was nothing. If they all flew
off at the sound of the horn, there was nothing like what do you
need to bring the police back toa place that had no or just go
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report your I mean, I justI think that whatever the steps that they
did after the fact were would havehappened much faster. If it was an
attempted abduction, you would you wouldyou wouldn't get home and talk about it,
whatever you would work out if itwas anything else besides that, look
back nineteen fifty eight, like yousee something like that, I don't know,
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if you want to go running aroundtown tell everybody the aliens are coming.
Maybe, I don't know. Ifeel that time period, I like,
what is wrong with him? Itake that is I take their story
as something much more that they couldhave been ashamed of happened than what they
said the story. Yeah, yeah, you're saying it wasn't a sign post.
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He was holding on too. Ican see them doing that and then
trying to drag him in, tryingto drag his his whatever. Or maybe
they weren't just immediately tried to beabducted. They actually tried to interface with
me. That's what I'm saying.Yeah, the interface. You know,
they they they didn't like, seesomething happen and come out and just bolt.
They were they went into karate mode. You know, I feeling were
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saying. The alien story is completelydifferent. It wasn't alien. We landed
and these guys just tried to startdoing this. We had to go in
karate mode. It kicked our assesbecause they were the police were driving back.
They were a little blue after hangingout with their girlfriends and needed some
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Aliensreport is way different it was. I'm
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saying that it might not have beenaliens. It might have people with some
flashing lights and a lot of jellyof a certain kind and they That's total
tangential, but it leads whatever ifthey were fully enveloped by these things in
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full body or even just you know, the arm and everything was there no
residue, Like if you're if youpunched through some jelly, you're gonna come
back right with something on you.Yeah, exactly what were the residue things
like and you know, and Ieven think of it like in Terminator too,
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like even if they could have justgotten a glob of it and gone
to the police and in their fingernailsor this is his ear, it just
yeah, he said they went homeand cleaned up and then went to the
police. Well, they didn't evengo to the police, the mom.
The mom went to the newspaper,which led the police. I think the
police then at that point where like, hey, boys, do you want
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to come in and talk to Ithink the play by play would happen very
differently if I was like, youknow, two for one, blob off
the shirt and they were like,we're gonna go tell my mom this what
happened. We're gonna give her thisstory and then she'll do whatever she's gonna
do. And that's when she waslike, oh, this is a great
story. Or she have just beenprotecting your kid. You know, he
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could have gone home and been likesaw an opportunity. Yeah, he could
have. They could have gone homewith holes in the back end of the
pants. You know, we werewe were abducted. It could turning this
whole back of the bad thing.And she'd been like, oh, my
boys came up helped. They allcould have worked together and come up with
this story. It's just the delayin the reporting to me is what makes
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me suspicious. Kay. I actuallyhope the aliens have a whole nother traumatic
story they tell their peers we wentto this planet. Yeah, because what
if it was the complete opposite.These these boys came, they showed up
and they were trying to relieve themselves, and so we were gonna help them.
Well again here we are. Yeah. So just when you're in the
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woods, just avoid aliens and sexcults. Yeah. Yeah, the more
you know, and not in thatorder you picked the order whatever I say.
The sex callt is number one.The aliens like check them. Yeah,
and the police finally got all theall the sex cult people, but
there could have been some followers outthere doing it whatever in the woods.
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Come on, things happen in thewoods. Now there's a sleeper cell.
Yes, the sleeper cell of sexcult people use a word that activates them.
It would be in Swiss so itwouldn't be in English. Okay,
does it get translated when they listento it? Is it in English?
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I don't know, Dave. Weall looked at it, Dave. Yeah,
I have a completely different direction andthat's all. Do you want to
go there? Oh? I wasgoing lighthearted? Uh deep, been dark
and really weird. Yeah. No. The these I think could have been
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the inspiration in D and D forthe Jelly's puddings and gelatinous cube and but
they missed one key attribute in Dand D. Thunder damage does not affect
They're not vulnerable to thunder right andthe sound apparently this you know thunder damage
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really you know. Also, innineteen fifty eight, the movie The Blob
came out. Yeah, it wasa big blobby kind of year. There's
a blobby kind of years, ablobby kind of year. And I'm just
thinking that, you know, honkingof a car horn shouldn't really scare a
whole lot unless you were a groupof people doing the fairy stuff in the
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woods that you wanted to be hiddenand stay hidden. Okay, yep,
But what's the other mainstream gelatinous jellyorganism that is afraid of sound? Venom.
Oh yeah, that's that's different.He's not gelatinous. He can he
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can involve Yeah, a person,is that the right word. Yeah,
a couple of beers. Dave chokeon his beer. Well he was invulping
his beer, that beer, justlike they were trying to involve those dudes.
Yeah, they could have had superpowers. Yeah they missed out. Yeah
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yeah yeah. See that's what Ithink with all these alien things, maybe
sex cults. You don't know whatyou're missing out on. You gotta try.
Did Dave just give us a commercial? Four? Is that the whole
Like, don't don't knock until youtry it. Yeah, don't knock until
you try it. And now youknow. And on that note, everybody,
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Thank you. You missed, ohFebruary. Yes, but that's okay.
It was a good one to miss, oh of them. It was
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Yeah, well, talk about onanother episode, because this is all
about the paranormal flying jelly bags.Actually, Nasha is going to have a
great time with this. This isalso known as the Donston Blobs. This
is coming to us out of Sweden. Yes, yeah, so yeah,
finally Swiss blobs in Sweden talking aboutthe weird m hm hm and my stuff
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that I have might be a littlenot what you're expecting. Yeah, I
had a weird edge this morning whenI was my notes. So yeah,
so it kind of may not gowhere everyone's expecting it to go. Okay,
I'll refrain from making any jokes.Oh don't worry, you'll get there
when I aren't talking, all right. So, the Dompson Blobs aka the
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Jellybags has become one of the mostcelebrated UFO alien sighting and attempted abduction,
both in and outside of Sweden.Now. On December twentieth, nineteen fifty
eight, two friends, a thirtyyear old Stig Rideberg and twenty four year
old Hans Gustavsen, were driving onan empty road after partying in town with
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their girlfriends. When they came uponsome heavy fog. They slowed to a
crawl. They slowed to a crawl, but around three am they decided to
pull over in order to relieve theirbladders and stretch their legs. Take a
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wicked you number one? Right there? Okay, they noticed an odd glow
that was coming from the trees aboutone hundred and fifty feet away. They
felt that it was a good ideato walk into the woods to investigate.
Yeah, when you're standing alongside ofthe road, number one, that's illegal,
at least there in America to pullover and take a whiz alongside the
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road, not in Sweden. ButI'm just saying they're they're free. There
are free peers over there. Butif it's three o'clock in the morning and
you see a strange light as you'retaking a whiz, when is your first
inclination zip up and get back inthe car or after that you just asked,
the first inclination is to put itaway. I guess it depends on
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the kind of lights, Like it'slike there's people out there, maybe they
need help. Oh like you hearlike it's like rave lights. You're like,
oh yeah, You're like, yeah, let's go foggy that maybe I
don't know. Okay, I couldsee now in that's scenario. Yeah,
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I can see how let's go yeah, yeah or not. Because it was
a three o'clock in the morning.It was three o'clock in the morning,
it was super foggy, so theywere having trouble just driving. Obviously,
I don't know make a comment aboutwhy it was super foggy. So you
said they were partying, Yeah,yeah, and when they looked around all
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they saw was fog from inside thevehicle. It was really weird. But
there was no precipitation or anything weather. It was a sunny day, so
all night As they approached the light, they became aware of a wide,
radiant discoid or saucer object. Theyestimated it was about three feet high and
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about fifteen feet across and was supportedon what looked like a tripod. It
was self illuminating, yet it wasn'tblinding, and in the center of the
light there was a darker core.Yeah, and Gustafson. Gustafson said,
we saw a strange disc. Itwas resting on legs, about two feet
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long. It seemed to be madeof a peculiar shimmering light that changed colors.
Again, sounds like a rave,Yeah, so was it. At
this point they were all of asudden surrounded by weird objects or creatures that
were moving in and out of theirshape like a wave. They were like
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a rave. They were small,gray and around four feet tall and one
and a half feet wide. Theylacked extremities and were shaped like this isn't
quotes loaves, but moved quickly quickloaves. Yeah, they were quick gloves.
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They also were levitating above the ground, and both boys could smell ether
and burnt sausages, which they foundvery unpleasant. Well, you got to
eat at the raves. You know, they have to have something there ether
back and this was in what wasit, fifty fifty eight, fifty eight,
Yeah, then they have it,had some drugs, so they had
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ether, lots of ether. Rybergsaid they were like protozoa, just a
bit darker than most, sort ofbluish, sort of a bluish color,
hopping and jumping around the sauce.Are jumping around the saucer like globs of
animated jelly blueberry jelling. Okay,I was just saying, you're getting hungry.
We got loaves. So suddenly thesecreatures surged onto them or into them.
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There their arms and legs became engulfedin the creature's bodies. They would
later say that being trapped in theseentities felt like being tracked, trapped,
trapped in magnetic dough, and thiswas in quotes, with a suction like
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force, these blobs began to pullthem toward the saucer, and the other
nearby blobs began to move like theywere performing and this is in quotes,
a macabre dance. Yeah, soI'm pretty sure as they both as they
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were both being moved, both ofthe friends lashed out at the entities as
soon as they would manage to pullthemselves free, another one would latch onto
them. Stig he tried to punchthrough one of the creatures, but its
body pretty much swallowed his arm upto the elbow. Now right, it
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sounds kind of like that left bow. Now. He's quoted as saying,
it almost seemed as if the creaturescould read my mind. Well, I
went back over that little bit becausethey were like, because I read that,
I was like, hold on,you punched it, it kind of
swallowed you up. And then itsaid So there was a little bit that
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I kind of glossed over, andit was like they were like dodging and
reading the attacks because they were quick. They're like little ninja blobs, right,
he said, they parried everything beforeI made it. Their strength was
not so great as the technique whichthey wielded it. So they were like
Bruce Lee and they're like, butthey must have been doing it. I
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think there was more like yeah,and what if they did on the way
here to Earth watch some Bruce Lee. Oh, well that was way before
Bruce Lee's time unless their time travelersand studied the moves and then what is
the Brazilian martial arts no, no, no, the dance fighting. That's
what they were doing because it wasa rave so they must have been doing
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their capaera because they were dancing andpairing and swinging around and doing stuff,
and with the music in the background, you know, they were like,
yeah, they were feeling that theywere dance fighting. Dance fighting. Isn't
that footloose? No, it's notfootloose. They're dancing and foot loose when
I dance fighting? What movie?That is definitely a movie? I agree.
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I got to look it up.It was Michael Jackson's Bad I think.
Anyway, back to the blobs,a guardians to the Galaxy had to
dance off. Now Stig eventually managedto break free and made a mad dash
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to the car. But I wantto talk about this. As soon as
the one dude got free, heleft, he ran away. Why his
buddy watched in horror as his friendleft him? Now, what would you
do in this situation? Would youstay and help untangle Dave or would you
leave Dave? If? Okay,so it was Dave and I were trying
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to relieve each other at three o'clockin the morning in the woods. It's
not specified in the article, sothey're trying to relieve themselves, and we
end up at a dark rave inthe wilderness at three am and you're getting
your fist ull get in there jammedin stuff and it's not coming back out,
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and they're sucking you over to theirspace, you know whatever, and
you're like, help me get out, heal me, hell me, Dave,
how you would yell for help?No? Okay, I think with
thinking in with any time somebody doesthat and yells out for help, it's
always like an old timey prospector whenthey help me, helly that I would
go help you cartoons. Oh there'sway too many, way too many.
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Yeah, So the answer is yes, you would leave, Dave. Yeah,
No, no, I go getthem. Okay, I help him
out because if you have to assumeyou're gonna call it down some Viking curse
upon Nash so you will get revengeor get my denizens from the hollow Earth
to come up the well, becausewell, it depends on how many how
many amorphous blobs are sucking you offin the process, you know, I
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mean, if if you guys,if you're they're like a gang of them
and they're on you're just really bangingit to you, then I'm gonna I
would try to get get you outof there. But if it's just a
one on one kind of a thing, yeah, just take the blob and
throw in the back of the through. Well, when he was running away
from his when he left his friend, he left his friend just so you
know, if a BLOB's got you, I'm fighting for you. Oh,
thank you. Direct answer. Younever leave you never leave it, bro
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down. But this guy was he'srun away. He looked over his shoulder
and saw his friend like holding ontothis signpost, Yeah, like a no
camping sign or something for dear life, where these things are trying to pull
him into the saucer. He stillkept running. Yeah, so he stick.
He knew there was nothing that hecould do for his friend. Right,
it's kind of like in the zombieapocalypse. As long as I could
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run faster than you, Yeah,you don't have to be fast. He's
to be faster than the other guy. So he I feel like there's a
pretty quick judgment call, like,I don't know, there's nothing I could
do for him. I'm out rightright, So he ran as fast as
he could to the car. Whenhe got to the carl Carl, Carl,
show up at you. One thingabout Zombi now walking after he hurled
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the car door open and slammed hisfist and to the horn, desperately hoping
that someone would hear it, eventhough it was the middle of the night.
Amazingly enough, yeah exactly, andthe fog. Amazingly enough, the
sound of the car horn had anintense effect on these creatures. Well maybe
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you yeah, maybe they had holes. I bet they do. I bet
they do. Don't we'll get thereimmediately. The creatures who had been following
Stig turntail and ran back to theirsaucer. The blobs that had been trying
to rip Hans from the signpost immediatelyreleased him and fled to the saucer as
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well. Hans ran to the carand turned to watch the saucer fly up
into the sky with a high pitchedwhistle and leave nothing behind but an offensive
burnt chemical smell. Hmm, didhe punched his friend? Right? That's
a bigger story, right, He'slike, what the hell? Bah?
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So for fifteen to twenty minutes,they sat in stunned silence, with tears
streaming down their faces, trying toprocess what they had just gone through.
The whole event was only merely afive minute ordeal, but they knew that
they would never be the same.Eventually, Hans frendshi it wise. Yeah.
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Eventually Hans turned the car on anddrove them the rest of the way
home. They both decided that itwould be best if they kept this to
themselves. They were terrified, don'ttell their girlfriends. Right, They were
terrified, but also didn't want anyridicule that they knew would come from it.
And Hans's quote is saying, althoughour reasoning ability seemed to paralyze and
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our tears were just streaming down.After sitting in the car for about fifteen
minutes, it became very clear inour heads that we could drive on to
Helsingborg and not until we were inthe center of the city. We dared
speak to each other, and thefirst thing we said was we should not
speak to anyone about this. Everyonewill laugh at us. So both Stig
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and Hans they suffered in silence forthree days. Neither were able to sleep,
and both were suffering from like severeanxiety as well as injuries that they
had sustained during their fight for survival. Both had massive bruises as well as
red Eyes. But alas neither wereable to keep their secret and spill the
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beans to Hans Hans's mother and family. And her name is Anna Bergren.
In her own words, I burstout laughing at Stigg as he told it.
Yes, we all did. Everythingsounded so weird. Thanks for the
support, so the whole family.They soon realized that this wasn't some sort
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of elaboration or a tall tale thatthe boys were telling. They were suffering
from symptoms of PTSD. So,as any good family does, they went
straight to Sweden's largest newspaper. Yeah. Uh. Now, there are two
lines of thinking for why his momwent to the newspaper. One, she
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hoped that well, she hoped thatshe could help these boys get the therapy
or psychological help that they seriously needed. Or too, she hoped the story
would generate interest in her dry cleaningbusiness. Yeah, and the money was
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will help them hopefully get to gosee a doctor. Yeah, I'm pretty
sure you can go see a doctorwithout having to publish your symptoms newspaper number
Two. Reason, So, aftertheir story went to the press, the
boys were called into the police stationfor questioning. Excuse me. It proceeded
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to be an eleven hour interview thatfelt more like an interrogation. The detectives
that conducted the interview tried to ascertainwhat had happened that night, but realistically,
we're trying to get them to confessto some sort of ruse. One
of the one of the detectives wouldlater say, actually, we did not
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leave anything without asking pertaining to theirencounter, but we couldn't find anything that
is considered a host. So Ithink there was like a because it's Swedish,
there was a air with translation.Yeah, anyway, similar to what
the Pasca Gula officers did, whichI can't remember what state that was in,
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but that was an abduction right anyway, they put a hidden microphone in
the room with them, hoping toget them to confess to the deception,
but when not being observed, theystuck to their story. They also submitted
to multiple medical and psychiatric tests andwere found to be healthy sald men who
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had gone through a traumatic event.Now, of course, the Swedish military
they said this was a hoax.Sure, so was the government correct?
Was it just an elaborate hoax wherethe boys wanted attention? Seeing as how
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there have never been any other settingsof these blobs, or did they experience
something from an extra terrestrial or multidimensional being that they will never forget?
Quick note Pasca Googla, Mississippi,Mississippi. And actually on August twenty fifth
of that same year, just acouple of months prior there, I looked
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up the Swedish UFO records to seewhat kind of things happened just before or
just after in August twenty fifth.Well, let me the one for December
twentieth. They labeled that it's flyingdiscs observed, Psychological effects were noted.
Telepathic phenomenon were said to occur.That sounds about correct with what the story
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is. August twenty fifth, justbefore discs observed gravity and psychological effects,
one disc observed, matching the reportgiven by one male and in fifty eight,
nineteen fifty eight, there were other, there were other There were only
five other sightings of UFOs, andthe one that just came after, which
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was in January, like January tenth, didn't match it at all. So
there actually wasn't a lot of stuffthat happened, But the last one that
happened just before this was kind ofclose in what it sounded like yeah.
So I don't know how why itwasn't reported to the police, or maybe
it was just too far away ina different city, who knows, But
there wasn't a whole lot going on. Yeah they I don't know. I
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got a lot of different things.You got things boiling around in your head?
Yeah. Yeah. The first thingthe craft so a sixteen I watched
that movie a lot. The sixteensixteen foot long, three foot tall,
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whatever the width was, isn't goingto fit a lot that high top of
the craft because it was but twofeet off the ground and then three feet
tall, so five feet off theground, but sixteen wide, sixteen long,
it's disc Yeah, so and we'reboth correct, right, Yeah,
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in any case, it's not goingto hold a lot. Like I almost
think that all these creatures would havehad to morph into a single entity and
fill up the entire internal space ofthis craft. I could say that where
were they to was it one blobthat could break into smaller Well, here's
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one entity. Here's a thought weknow of a spaceship that it's bigger on
the inside than on the outside.Guitar And I was thinking too, if
it was kind of like what you'rethinking Dave, depending on how the craft
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would fly, if it would spinlike a gravitron, you know, or
if it would just lift off.I'm thinking, well, if they're just
like amorphous blobs and it would spin, well that's why you would have would
have room for people. They wouldneed to lay down the center. But
when that socker started spinning, ifthey didn't have any shape, they would
just go to the side to createweights like on a like on a fan,
so it could all go around withoutbeing all Katie Wampus, Yeah,
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wow, that's yeah. And youknow, if they were fully enveloping the
the two guys, but they nothingthey talked about was suffocating, So were
they like was their jelly kind oflike liquid oxygen like from the abyss,
like in the abyss, And sothen maybe if they were in the craft,
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if they were abducted, they wouldactually just be breathing the jelly the
whole time they're transported to wherever.Hmmm. I wonder if they just covered
their heads with their own bodies andlike absorbed them, that would be how
they did it. I don't know, did anybody look at the kind of
vehicle they were driving? Anybody anyway, anybody it was a DKW I guess
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you did. Yeah, the DKWshellister. It looks kind of like a
VW busky back in the day.I want one that looks They looked awesome,
awesome, very nice, very nice. Did that have anything to do
with the story or nothing. Iwas just happy about it, well,
just information. Yeah, people mightlike, I don't know, yeah,
looks like a BW bus. ButI could see why it took so long
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to get from wherever they were goingback to the next city over, because
like a VW bus, those thingsonly go about a max of what forty
five miles an hour? Who knows? Well, But like I said earlier,
there's like this crazy fox so theyhad to like slow to crawl basically.
But then at a certain point they'relike, yeah, I gotta go
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to the bathroom. How we needto pull over? But well that thing
was filled with fog, That's whatI think. Okay, yeah, yeah,
car the inside of the inside ofthe bus. Yeah, they were
hot boxing in the whole way.Yeah yeah, okay, So yeah,
so I have a theory on this. Okay, okay, this is this
is I I kind of read thestory sit back and rattling around in my
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head and was like, Okay,I think I have it. I think
I know what's going on here.Okay, this is it. So they
were they were out with the ladies. Okay, there's two bros that were
out with the ladies. They weregetting wasted on their long way home.
They either dropped some acid, tooksome mushrooms, smoked a lot of weeds.
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You said in the reports their eyeswere red, Yeah they were.
They were out there the next day. Yeah. Well no, they were
doing it on the ride home.That's why it was so foggy in the
vehicle. But the report was thered eyes were oh into the next day.
Yeah, oh yeah, it wasawake in big situation. Oh yeah,
sure sure. So yeah on theway home. I the way I
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took it is that it was along way home. They were both like,
it was a fun night out.They decided to experiment a little bit,
let those borders down, if youknow what I'm saying. They yeah,
and they were in the woods.Oh yeah, they were there,
and they were they were good friends. You know, maybe I don't know
about the depth of the friendship andwhatnot, but things they've just wanted to
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try something else. So they pulledoff into the woods in the middle of
nowhere and found something happening. Okay, now I did, so I found
this other thing happened at the sametime, not the same time, just
before, just about ten years earlier. Let me set the stage. Ten
years earlier, nineteen forty eight,there was a cult that was created in
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Sweden around the same same area.It was called the Corpela Corpela korp e
La movement, also called the Sikavaraokay those Yeah, And it was called
out because the founder whatever his nameis, Corpella, went to jail,
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and when he went to jail,this other dude, Sikvara, took it
over, okay. And it wasa cult. It was a sex cult,
Okay. So it was dwindling downover the years. You know,
people were getting arrested and they hadthere's the cult was heavily involved in the
heavy drinking, drugs and and I'mgonna I'm gonna quote unconventional sexual activities and
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rituals. Okay. Yeah. Sowhat I'm thinking is they stumbled across the
skuys okay, out in the woods. Because it had been dwindling down,
there was still cult people out doingthis out there, but they had to
be really, really careful. SoI'm thinking on their way home they were
getting just smashed, you know,they were getting Now they're either peeing or
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doing whatever, and they rain intothis sex cult and they're like, oh
my god. And they were tryingto pull them in, and they were
fighting with him in the whole nineyards and got away, and that's why
he left them there. He waskind of like as they were leaving,
he was like, man, thatreally sucks. Man, I gotta get
out of here, dude. Andsaw he was holding onto the sign posts,
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and you know, there was peopletrying to pull them in like like
magnetic suction. They were trying toget them into into their ship with flashing
lights, loud music, there wasa rave whatever and trying to pull them
in so they could have their funand do their thing. And got away.
Finally got away after hawking the horn, surprised them, got in the
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car, took off. Now theshame of that of what was happening,
because they were kind of feeling thisway. They in the car talking themselves,
you know, they didn't say anythingfor fifteen minutes after and they on
the way to the police office.Whatever they're like, this is what happened.
And rewrote the story. That's mytheory on what it was. And
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there were some kind of hanky pankyhappened out in the woods, either between
the two or between them two andthen another two and it got out of
control and then yes, right,a quick note from the podcast, nobody
fact checked that the real I'm tellingyou the cold was the real thing.
I mean, that's what actually happenedthat we have no proof of that.
Yeah. Yeah, this is atheorist when I say it's a theory.
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When you started the podcast and saidthat you had some out there ideas,
typically about there out the ideas,I didn't think you could top it.
You. Yeah, that's why Isaid, this is not a normal thing.
I came across. I was listeningto the key things that happened in
there, and I'm like, oh, there's some something kinky happening in here.
Uh huh uh huh. Did youget the impression when you were reading
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the story, Well, the onlycredence that I will give to it is
the traumatic event, something traumatic,whether that was what it was. It
could have something happened, you know, either they witnessed a murder, they
witnessed something, you know, Imean or aliens, but it that cross
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that kind of thought, not asex culp but that kind of a something
went horribly wrong. And that's yeah. But let's let's say you're in the
woods and you try to get abducted. Would you try to try you're out
there in the middle. I'm here, couldn't mess it out my game.
(28:41):
I wort just this, you're you'reout there, that you meet up with
aliens one way or another, theytry to grab you, get out of
there. You wouldn't. I wouldn'tthink that you would just sit in the
car and do nothing for a whileand then find your way slowly to the
(29:02):
police office. It would be likescrew. And then now they didn't go
to the police office first, theywent to they went home first. They
went home, and they were homefor three and they spent time. Story
correct, because if if I think, if any of us were attempted to
be abductive, you wouldn't go homeand sit and think about her for a
(29:23):
little while. You'd be like,screw this, I'm going to get some
cops. Well, so, fromwhat I understood, they both were actually
really terrified because they didn't really understandwhat had happened to them. But then
they also were thinking on this otherside of this, as far as who's
going to believe us, They're goingto think we're crazy, They're going to
(29:45):
laugh at us. So it wasa different time. It was a different
time now. But I would thinkthat the first thing you would do would
be to go get help or butthere was nothing. If they all flew
off at the sound of the horn, there was nothing like what do you
need to bring the police back toa place that had no or just go
(30:07):
report your I mean, I justI think that whatever the steps that they
did after the fact were would havehappened much faster. If it was an
attempted abduction, you would you wouldyou wouldn't get home and talk about it,
whatever you would work out if itwas anything else besides that, look
back nineteen fifty eight, like yousee something like that, I don't know,
(30:29):
if you want to go running aroundtown tell everybody the aliens are coming.
Maybe, I don't know. Ifeel that time period, I like,
what is wrong with him? Itake that is I take their story
as something much more that they couldhave been ashamed of happened than what they
said the story. Yeah, yeah, you're saying it wasn't a sign post.
(30:51):
He was holding on too. Ican see them doing that and then
trying to drag him in, tryingto drag his his whatever. Or maybe
they weren't just immediately tried to beabducted. They actually tried to interface with
me. That's what I'm saying.Yeah, the interface. You know,
they they they didn't like, seesomething happen and come out and just bolt.
They were they went into karate mode. You know, I feeling were
(31:15):
saying. The alien story is completelydifferent. It wasn't alien. We landed
and these guys just tried to startdoing this. We had to go in
karate mode. It kicked our assesbecause they were the police were driving back.
They were a little blue after hangingout with their girlfriends and needed some
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Aliensreport is way different it was. I'm
(31:37):
saying that it might not have beenaliens. It might have people with some
flashing lights and a lot of jellyof a certain kind and they That's total
tangential, but it leads whatever ifthey were fully enveloped by these things in
(31:59):
full body or even just you know, the arm and everything was there no
residue, Like if you're if youpunched through some jelly, you're gonna come
back right with something on you.Yeah, exactly what were the residue things
like and you know, and Ieven think of it like in Terminator too,
(32:20):
like even if they could have justgotten a glob of it and gone
to the police and in their fingernailsor this is his ear, it just
yeah, he said they went homeand cleaned up and then went to the
police. Well, they didn't evengo to the police, the mom.
The mom went to the newspaper,which led the police. I think the
police then at that point where like, hey, boys, do you want
(32:40):
to come in and talk to Ithink the play by play would happen very
differently if I was like, youknow, two for one, blob off
the shirt and they were like,we're gonna go tell my mom this what
happened. We're gonna give her thisstory and then she'll do whatever she's gonna
do. And that's when she waslike, oh, this is a great
story. Or she have just beenprotecting your kid. You know, he
(33:01):
could have gone home and been likesaw an opportunity. Yeah, he could
have. They could have gone homewith holes in the back end of the
pants. You know, we werewe were abducted. It could turning this
whole back of the bad thing.And she'd been like, oh, my
boys came up helped. They allcould have worked together and come up with
this story. It's just the delayin the reporting to me is what makes
(33:21):
me suspicious. Kay. I actuallyhope the aliens have a whole nother traumatic
story they tell their peers we wentto this planet. Yeah, because what
if it was the complete opposite.These these boys came, they showed up
and they were trying to relieve themselves, and so we were gonna help them.
Well again here we are. Yeah. So just when you're in the
(33:45):
woods, just avoid aliens and sexcults. Yeah. Yeah, the more
you know, and not in thatorder you picked the order whatever I say.
The sex callt is number one.The aliens like check them. Yeah,
and the police finally got all theall the sex cult people, but
there could have been some followers outthere doing it whatever in the woods.
(34:06):
Come on, things happen in thewoods. Now there's a sleeper cell.
Yes, the sleeper cell of sexcult people use a word that activates them.
It would be in Swiss so itwouldn't be in English. Okay,
does it get translated when they listento it? Is it in English?
(34:29):
I don't know, Dave. Weall looked at it, Dave. Yeah,
I have a completely different direction andthat's all. Do you want to
go there? Oh? I wasgoing lighthearted? Uh deep, been dark
and really weird. Yeah. No. The these I think could have been
(34:51):
the inspiration in D and D forthe Jelly's puddings and gelatinous cube and but
they missed one key attribute in Dand D. Thunder damage does not affect
They're not vulnerable to thunder right andthe sound apparently this you know thunder damage
(35:13):
really you know. Also, innineteen fifty eight, the movie The Blob
came out. Yeah, it wasa big blobby kind of year. There's
a blobby kind of years, ablobby kind of year. And I'm just
thinking that, you know, honkingof a car horn shouldn't really scare a
whole lot unless you were a groupof people doing the fairy stuff in the
(35:34):
woods that you wanted to be hiddenand stay hidden. Okay, yep,
But what's the other mainstream gelatinous jellyorganism that is afraid of sound? Venom.
Oh yeah, that's that's different.He's not gelatinous. He can he
(35:55):
can involve Yeah, a person,is that the right word. Yeah,
a couple of beers. Dave chokeon his beer. Well he was invulping
his beer, that beer, justlike they were trying to involve those dudes.
Yeah, they could have had superpowers. Yeah they missed out. Yeah
(36:22):
yeah yeah. See that's what Ithink with all these alien things, maybe
sex cults. You don't know whatyou're missing out on. You gotta try.
Did Dave just give us a commercial? Four? Is that the whole
Like, don't don't knock until youtry it. Yeah, don't knock until
you try it. And now youknow. And on that note, everybody,
(36:44):
it's not weird. It's not worthchecking out, both in cycation and translation ernization
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