March 19, 2024 • 38 mins
Hold onto your fins, listeners! The latest episode of Paranormal Punchers: The Tipsy Cryptid has surfaced, and it's making waves like never before!
Join the intrepid crew as they plunge into the mysterious depths of the ocean to uncover the chilling truth behind... Cocaine Sharks! That's right, folks, these aren't your average apex predators—they're on a whole new level of mysterious!
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Join the intrepid crew as they plunge into the mysterious depths of the ocean to uncover the chilling truth behind... Cocaine Sharks! That's right, folks, these aren't your average apex predators—they're on a whole new level of mysterious!
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(00:23):
Welcome to the Tipsy Cryptos the ParanormalPunchers. When you do crack the seal
and relieve a little pressure, itdoes make it all work, though it
does doesn't, Yes, it does. I'm I'm Alicia. Grab a seat,
turning us at the bar. We'vealready got started before you. Oh,
I had to wait to open mybeer until we were on. Are
missed the opportunity? Yes, Dave'sback. I am back from India or
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the Hollow Earth, depend how youwant to look at it. Uh,
since on the Paranorlem Puncher show wealways say you just went to the Hollow
Ear. How was your trip?It was good? Yeah, so three
and a half weeks and couldn't askfor a better time. You know,
I missed out on all the snowhere. It was in the upper eighties,
lower nineties every day when I wasover there. Is it really humid
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when you're there? Really? So? Now Bangalore has a it's kind of
like no humidity and consistent temperatures yearround really so it never really goes below
eighty as a high and never goesabove like ninety five as a high.
Okay, at nights it can dropdown, you know, like some mornings.
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I would get up and it wouldbe like fifty degrees. I go
out on my balcony and sit drinkmy coffee, and everybody around me is
like, how are you doing that? Aren't you cold? I'm like,
oh, this is what was thecoolest thing you got to do this time?
This trip? So yeah, thistrip didn't really you know, go
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out and visit anything. So itwas just a lot of you know,
visiting beries and a lot of working. Okay, a lot of working.
That's right. It was a worktrip. It wasn't actually a paid vacation.
Did they give you a meal allowancewhile you were there? Uh?
I mean they like or whatever inthe receipts, So usually you could have
just hit the brewery and then turnin your brewery receipt. Well, if
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not specifically like that, but yeah, the now the if I was like
the hotel dinners things like that,the buffet, god, you have that
all just went on the hotel billand that gets wait wait wait, wait
wait, you had a buffet availableevery day that something else was paying for.
This isn't the buffet like you're thinking, oh, because I was like,
man, I am in the wrongcountry. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
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it's a uh you know, bfeyfor breakfast bfey for dinner. You
can order all a card if youwant, But how much curry a lot
ewhere? I mean, yeah,I feel bad. So I was there
for, like I said, threeand a half weeks. My one fellow
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manager came over. He was therefor two days while I was there.
The last two days I was there, he flew over and he was there
for two weeks, and then myboss flew over for the week after I
was there and met two people fromGermany over there. Everyone else got super
sick, either stomach problems or canyou know, head cold problems, respiratory
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problems whatever. I had no illness, Like, so you got out of
there. I got out of therewell when I I hate to say it,
but when I got there, withintwo days everybody was getting sick,
and I'm like, did I bringright? Yeah, I am pestilence,
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but yeah, no, I hadno issues the whole time I was there,
and I was hearing the you know, the food the whole time,
like I love Indian food, andyeah, I got to enjoy a lot
of different things. I think that'sthe conditioning though from the hot sauces.
Oh yeah, you know, weall eat hot sauces all the time,
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so I think that is like trained. You know. Well we so we
went to a place. If you'renot familiar, India is not like I
mean, it is one country,but it's a collection of states. Each
state is really its own thing.They have their own language, they have
their own cuisine, they have theirown cultures. So it's not like India
is India is India. You knowwhere you are, everything's different. Southern
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India has the spicier foods. Sowe went to a Southern India restaurant and
everybody's like, are you sure youwant to try that? And it's got
like pepper cymbals on it. Yeah, like absolutely, and I'm eating it
and it was too hot for them, and I'm just like, this is
really good. I mean it wasspicy. Don't get me wrong, it
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wasn't mild. Ah of India islike balance down, spice low. Next
time I go over, I wantto take them. I'm not going to
take them to the bomb because thatwould just be but some of the other
hot yeah, like I mean thispepper X yeah, even like the tenth
one, Yeah, yeah, it'sbetter than the bomb, but it's still
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hot, very very hot. Ithink it tastes better. Yeah, it
tastes really good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a fan of curry at
all, really just for some reason, I just don't like it. And
I know it's a more of amental block from uh A long time ago.
Valentine's Day, Lissa and I Iwanted to go to Iron Hill Brewery,
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and maybe I didn't vocalize it enoughbecause it was Valentine's Day. I
let her pick the restaurant and itwas you're still paying for it Asian restaurant,
like just two or three doors downfrom Iron Hill, and the whole
time is like you went to Oka. Yeah it was Fusion, Yeah yeah,
and I was I just wanted togo up the block to Iron Hell
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or whatever. Hey man, Idid it for Alicia. She got green
curry, so when it came out, curry, it's my favorite green curry.
Honestly to me, when I lookedat the bowl the food she was
eating, it looked like vomit.It was green and disgusting. As I
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watched her eat it, and she'slooking at me like with with the eyes,
like thanks honey for taking me here. I love you a little at
least see her turning green and she'seating this curry. And then when we
were done, she was like,fine, let's go out, let's go
have your iron Hill. I waslike, I get to have a beer.
And then when she gets here thatshe proceeds to uh a revers little
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fortune f up their bathroom. Yeahno, no, no, I feel
like I was there. It wasdefinitely hitting me at that point, but
I was okay there. It wasthe next place we went to that I
barely got into the bathroom before likeprojectile vomiting. It was so bad.
I'm pretty sure I probably did amile slight. It was a Valentine's Day
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a little bit of a I toldyou so. Literally, I felt like
a green cast and are I wascoming on you as you hate that and
like, oh boy, it's notgonna be good now. See, I
will say your typical red and greencurries are are traditionally more Thaie. Yeah.
Yeah, I was gonna say,you can have these different curries,
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but everything not everything there just onestereotypical, but most things that you're eating
are going to come across as yellowcurry in Yeah, and it's they've got
you're supposed to eat it with eitherwith rice or with your non or roty,
and it's a sauce. You're notjust eating that like you probably got
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a thing and you had some riceand you were just like, it looks
like a soup, right, well, you put it on top of the
rice, right, Yeah, Thisis more like you're supposed to mix it
together and you make it dry.Like they eat everything with their fingers.
They're not. They don't. There'sno spoon or anything. It can't be
a little wet. But it's notlike a soup, right You you mix
it to make it like a thickerrice with the sauce on it, and
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then you're eating it. And thenyou take your your non or rotate and
you dip it in it and getthat flavor. So it's a totally different
way of you can sell me everywhich way you'd like to. I'm not
eating curry since that incident. Althoughwhen we go there and I have their
penang curry, I drink out ofthe bowl at the very end, and
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I don't use the rice. Igive the rice for a later. You
got no, you got the yep, it was so good, and she
left traces that two different bars.What I will say, though, you
were a champ because we left IronHill and you were like, no,
I'm good because I want to stopat Baba's on the way home, because
you're like, hey, it's Fountain'sDay. Stop having drink, you know,
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and they that you projectile vomited there. But you weren't letting on.
You weren't telling me. You weretrying to keep your cool because I guess
in your head it was like it'sBalentine's Day, going mard to be happy.
So for that, you crushed it. And then when we got home,
that's all right. So here's whatI did. You held it together
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pretty good. I got admit,that's pretty awesome. Nice. Nice.
Now I want to go to Oka. That's my curry story. I could
career there. I will never eatthere. Every Yeah, it was more
tight and I don noodles and Ithought they sucked. Really Yeah, I've
got a great sushi there, Oh, wonderful sushi. You know, sometimes
you have one bad yeah moment andyou're afraid to go back. So you
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guys seem to love it. MaybeI'll never give a shot again. You
may like Indian breakfast foods, whichare completely different. You maybe you'll be
dipping in a sauce, but traditionallyyou'll just you'll get the those eggs.
It will be so like the dosais. They take a almost like a
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pancake batter without the sweetener in it, and they make it super thin on
the griddle and it becomes this likelight flaky thing that you just break off
pieces and then it can either belike that or masala dosa is. They'll
fill it with egg or potato ordifferent things and it's kind of like an
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omelet then and then it's it's reallyreally good. The only thing you wouldn't
like is everything like there is prettymuch no exceptions has clarified butter in it.
Oh yeah yeah, buttersecks. Justthat's it. That's it. Okay,
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don't worry me complaining about curry.I thought I bring this up mostly
because Nash had sent me an Instagramlike a little wait, you brought up
the cocaine. The curry, notcocaine. Everything starts with the sea today
it does curry and cocaine. Youwould saw a video that made you giggle
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it enough to send it to me, and it was about the cocaine sharks
but this was actually it's a thing. Discovery Channel did an examination on whether
the sharks off of Florida's coast ingestany of the quoting from USA today and
just any of the cocaine dumped inthe ocean, and what if any effect
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it has on this apex predator.Yeah, super apex and just coaked out.
Now, look, I thought,uh, cocaine bear would be scary
and if you know, jacked upout of his mind, cocaine bear.
But sharks are like the polar bearsof the water, right right there the
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top of the food chain. Thenthey can rip you to pieces. If
they're like if the drug runners aredumping cocaine, Yeah, because they gotta
spill because like the de a orwhatever is coming half ro whatever and they
gotta get rid of the drugs.Now, you got sharks, what if
they're ingesting it? What they're gettingaddicted? Well, but okay, but
when and then that's hey, don'tyou derail this. That's how that's how,
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that's how they test their their food. They that's how they experiment with
stuff as they bite it. Theyhave to bite it. So they're gonna
see these these packages kiloads of cocaineand go what is that? Give it
a little bite and they're just gonnaget some of that raw cocaine. Yeah,
they're they're like their their eyes areall pupils anyway. So there's because
they're been a record high number ofshark attacks, like they're coming even closer.
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They're not because they're out. Yeah, they're cooked out. They're cooked
out. They're cooked out, andthey got the munchies. And this is
like shark cocaine. Well, Ijust think they're just like, hey,
shark, what's going on to killsomeone? What are you doing? Let's
go on, ye Dave, Nowyou want me to do it? Now
do what you can, Dave.So a shark has uh triggers that it
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goes after, you know, smellof blood, the wavement, the way
it's moving and things like that.A brick of cocaine that's just falling straight
down it's air tight, is airtight. They're not going after that.
It's already they're jumping in the water. So it's already making the splash.
It's already attracted. And it doesn'tit doesn't like rock. One shark to
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burst a bag and then get ataste and tells buddies about dude, you
gotta try this out, man.And honestly, if they're biting right into
a kila of coke and this ispure coke on you, it's not gonna
survive. Like, oh, it'snot like all right from the time it
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got that coke till it's hard burst. What kind of what kind of shits
was that shark? It's gonna godo something at about one hundred and fifty
miles and it's not gonna have timeto go tell its buddies. It's gonna
be like, well, picture,you know, think one of his buddies
is watching. Yah, Frank's outof control, he's going crazy. Let's
go check out what he's doing.And then then they go through it.
Would you want to do that?You see nashkitt all hyperactive, and you're
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like, I want what he's having. I might go investigating, like what
happened to him and what's he doing? All a sudden you're like one burst
on you and yeah, okay,now it's a school of sharks cocaine.
It's kind of similar to like ifif you're in a restaurant and someone walks
by to go to the bathroom andthey crop us to you, you know,
and then they do something some kindof Shenanians over here. Someone goes,
oh my god, is he okay? And then they run towards you.
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They run through that, right throughthe cocaine cloud, through the cocaine
cloud, and now they're high.Yeah, and they have the munchies.
Yeah, they're they'rees coaine. That'snot one of the sharks are always hungry.
They're always they're just energy being wickedhigh on cocaine. They need to
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fuel back and that's that's when thedrug runners dump a brick of marijuana.
Hmm, and the sharks eat that. Still get much now, but if
they drop marijuana is different. Theyjust kind of like go real slow and
get the munchies after and yeah.Then it's like yeah, and then you
swim whether a coked up shark.It's the munchies. Yeah, I'm thinking
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that. I mean, they're alwayseating, so it's already now in super
predator mode. Well, and I'malso thinking too of there. So the
coke drops from the plane, itfalls on the water, it's gonna be
first inspected not by sharks but byfish. Okay, so the fisher are
gonna go crazy attracting warfish, thinkingthat it's a food source that's going to
attract the sharks and the school ofsharks. And then you've got shark nato.
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You've got coke shark nato in thewater. So the hate the burst
bubble here. But you know whenyou feed the goldfish at the local pond
that's at your restaurant or amusement parkor whatever, those fish are conditioned that
anything dropping in, yeah, foodin the middle of the ocean, ye
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hate to break it. Not notlike they don't have that. Well,
I'm just thinking that you could probablyget around a big school of sharks.
I'm going to disagree because once youonce something might happen where the shark hits
that brick and now knows this isthe drop zone. And now today come
back. It's not a drop zone. It's not like there. If we
get detected, here's where we dropit. It's when we get detected.
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I can tell you right now there'sa school of sharks that know where you
go. If you need to geta little bump, right, you go,
two claws, two clicks, southby southwest on the other side of
the tracks. Yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, you're gonna go out
the name rico. Just hang outfor a while. If you're a bouche
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and then like a bunch of stuffare dropping the water. That's what you
need to eat now. See,I think the bigger thing is obviously,
yes, sharks are ingesting cocaine.These things drop to the bottom, they
do break open. It mixes withthe water. Yeah, so the sharks
are geting it. But when yougo to the beach and you swallow some
sea water, how much cocaine areyou ingesting? Yeah, well you could.
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You can say that for anything.You can say it for for feces,
you for whatever. It depends onfun drugs. But what area,
right, that's you can be inlike Miami Beach in the water, you
know, and all of a suddenyou get a wave and you're just like
every shark in Miami Beach is fuckingcocaine, cocaine and steroids. The void
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of guys going into the be goinginto the water where there's cocaine in the
water. Those sharks are nasty.You don't want to deal with them.
They're all swollen and swollen, cokedout, coked out. Mm hmm.
Dave, you're not afraid, youdon't believe not afraid and such a thing
as a cocaine shark. Now,I would actually be more concerned about the
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bodybuilders there who take rooids, whoare out in the who are in the
water, in the water, andthen the sharks are getting steroids. You're
gonna say, bigger body builders inthe water rage and they're just punching sharks.
Bro come on, I need proteinover here in your article, in
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my article, I'm sorry. Inthe article, yeah, yeah, there
were they were doing studies on Okay, did they like give their their results?
You know, there were the resultswere the sharks were on cocaine.
They had me a cocaine shark,and I was like, that's all I
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need to hear. This story hasno benefit with actual answers. Oh so
they did an episode Jason Momoa SharkWeek. So I don't know how those
two work together. Right. Thelast and now this is the Scientific America
last paragraph of that shark for ScientificAmerica. Because cocaine is soluble in water.
To support what you were saying,Dave, you could be in Scientific
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America. Because it's soluble in water. Sharks swimming in the vicinity of the
damaged package could could get a contact. Hi wow, uh huh uh huh.
See now they've already beat us tothe pine. Somebody has made Cocaine
Shark the movie. Have they really? Yeah? I thought it was gonna
be like a like a Sharknado eightcocaine Shark Nato. No. This is
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the IMDb description. A mafia druglord has at least a new, highly
addictive stimulant on the street. It'scalled H two twenty five, derived from
sharks held captive in his secret lab, and which causes monstrous side effects.
After an explosion and a leak atthe lab, an army mutated, bloodthirsty
shark and other creatures are set looseinto the world. Oh man, are
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they walking the streets? They areon their fence on the I feel like
that's like a whole different movie,right, Like if it's if it's just
in the ocean, I'm sorry,I'm not going in the ocean. I'm
good. My movie sounds better.Like they just get a high on cocaine
and it's it's like the eighties.And I like this steroids part of that
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too. You could mix those twotogether. The shark also on steroids.
Roided sharks versus ruid muscle Beach hasto say the day, would you?
I'm trying to think it would bestarring Arnold Schwarzenegger, rowdy rotted Piper.
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No, he's dead well bringing backhologram. Okay, you can see g
I and the Rock. It's gotto be the Rock. It can't be
Schartzenegger because he well maybe he does. His last movie was pretty bad.
So which one food bar? Didyou watch the movie on Netflix? It
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was a serious it was a seriesnot good. It was terrible. I
don't try to watch. I wasgonna say we got about five. I
got a little bit farther but notmuch, okay, and I really because
I was like, I don't thinkI'm in the right frame of mind.
Okay, so it's not that good. It's as good as the New State
Farm commercials with a minute. That'sthe quality. But he's yeahs agent super
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Bowl commercial. But I think alsoJake is also still there right, not
in and the one with Arnie isjust Arnie and then Danny DeVito at the
end. Right. The commercials arejust pieces of it. Okay, damn.
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I think Danny DeVito makes it appearancebecause that's got Speaking of movies,
yes, you just saw Dune toknow your morning. Yes, for this
Dune stuff. Wow, I likethat pause between nerd pause for the students.
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Nice. Yes, I watched itthis morning, and I still like
I had to like compartmentalize so Ican decompress and really go over it later.
But I very much enjoyed it.I enjoyed it a lot. I
was goosebumps through probably half of it. That's just because I dig out on
it. But how long about twelveand a half inches the movie we need?
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It's two hours and forty six minutes. Holy crash. Yeah, I
didn't know you could sit still forthat one. How'd you do it?
That was pretty good, I said. I was like I was on the
edge of bate, going oh mygosh, oh my gosh, oh my
god. So the thing with Dunemovies, I feel like you have to
be a fan of the books inorder to really like delve into the movies.
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Or the first movie. Oh so, the second movie, the old,
the old you know what. Iyeah, because you guys loved You're
You're gonna fight, Okay, we'regonna fight. I think it was considered
terrible from people who like, right, it's all about the books. Books
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really well. See, I havea theory about books that become movies is
that you watch the movie first beforeyou read the book. That's the problem,
because I feel like any movie thatis based on a book I absolutely
hate it doesn't hold a candle toit. Yeah, but if you watch
the movie first, you'll you'll enjoythe movie a lot. Then you read
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the book and then you're like,so the movie can suck you into being
a fan of the Yes, it'sthe gateway. Yeah, well, I
don't have Dune's gonna do that forme, because I thought Dune one was
boring. Yeah, I got throughit for you. Somebody through the movie
the Twilight movies for her barely,and I would never read that. Okay,
for the fact that you just comparedDune to the Twilight movie, we
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need to step outside. I'm gonnago put your head up your own ass
now. The first Dune movie,I feel like I could tell that you
were definitely like struggling to get throughit well, but also you were on
your phone a lot, and Iwas like, yeah, he absolutely hates
but it was super boring. Ithink for people that don't follow the books
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or haven't read them, so yeah. But yeah, so I'm excited to
watch it. I haven't seen ityet. It's only in theaters, right,
it will be coming to is itHBO Max? You probably eventually it
will get by the time they getthat, uh what a year? Maybe.
Wasn't it released on Max straight up? Yeah? Yeah it was.
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It had a streaming release because itwas still COVID issues. Okay, was
it worth two hours and forty sixminutes? I'm gonna go see in the
theater a couple more times. Oh, okay, it's a little bit closer
hitting the book moments that are important. Yes, the there were parts of
it where I wish I don't knowabout you, guys, I know that
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you mark appreciate a good training montage. Oh yeah. In the first David
Lynch movie in the book, there'sa pretty good sized training montage when Paul
was on the planet him becoming theone. You know, there's a lot
of training montage for that. Inthis movie, there's they took the training
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montage and they just jump cut itdown to like five minutes. It really
got rid, and I was kindof disappointed with that. But there were
some other spots that are really pivotaland powerful in the movie that they really
pulled more out of than I reallyappreciated. So you're giving it thumbs up?
Oh yeah, if you like Dune, yeah the book this is for
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you. Yeah, I would ona one. Do you like Dune the
David Lynch nineteen eighties. I likedboth. I liked both a lot.
In fact, the movie David Bowiein it no sting, sting, I'm
sorry, David Billy. Yeah,I'm gonna give the movie probably about uh
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Labyrinth, Yes, nine eight five, not a perfect ten. That's really
close nine eight five because I canalways use a little more training montage.
Yeah, you know, if youwould uh kind of rate or not ray
like Dave, is there any moviethat that you love that you felt like,
Yes, I love this book.You guys did a great job adapting
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it. That's not Lord of theRings. Oh that's not Lord Okay,
that's not Lord of the Rings,right, because that only had one part
in the movie that was in thebook that was not in the movie.
Not perfectly. The closest Patriot Gamesthey changed a few suggests Michael tom and
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Clear in Present Danger was the followup with Harrison ford Is Jack Ryan.
Both were close they changed some significantthings, but compared to the Jack Ryan
series on Amazon like that, Iget violently angry at what they've done to
the character these movies. It waslike, Okay, I can see that,
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and why why Jack Ryan is nowthis young kid? And Jack Ryan
is this character that has been evolvingright since Hunt for Red October. It's
always been there, right, andnow Jack Ryan's this guy who is just
like a well, I remember whenJack Ryan was also one movie Allers,
the New One and Alec Baldwin,the guy from the Office. I just
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lost this Amazon. Yeah, Ifeel like that is supposed to be the
beginning of his career. They ruineda lot of who was your pick the
ones that were good Patriot Games,Patrick, I'm probably gonna go with The
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Firm. Did you guys see TheFirm? Oh yeah, I you know
what I read? That was onethat I read the book first, and
then I watched the movie and waslike, you know what, this is
pretty freaking good, both of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
have one. Oh boy, that'snot dumb, and that's not Lord of
the Rings. That's not Lord ofthe Rings. Harry Potter had some moments,
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but I feel like each movie definitelyhad problems based on the books.
Thank god you didn't say The HungerGames. Oh no, no, no,
on the Twinkle People. Now,the Hunger Games the first movie was
the best out of all of themovies. But even that, I feel
like it wasn't it didn't hold acandle to the books. So I don't.
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I I would have to really thinkabout it. Maybe the next episode
I can. I can think aboutthis and let you guys know my thoughts
because I I can't. I've readso many books and seen someones based on
the books. I don't know.Yeah, for me, it's a tough
one because I read a lot ofStephen crank King growing up, but they've
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never done the stand quite the wayI visioned house. I think Carrie is
a great movie. I think TheShining is a great movie, not the
book. So I would like totake a little bit of liberty with the
word book and you you know,grow graphic novel if you say kick ass.
Oh yeah, oh Watchmen. Ifelt like that one was really good,
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but there were a lot of fansWatchmen and hated that. Yeah,
I know, there was a lotof changes from the graphic novel to that.
I wasn't. But yeah, kickass held true. I had to
tweak things and change a few things, but didn't lose the essence of the
comic book in my opinion. Soyeah, the stand still needs to be
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done. Probably probably. Yah.One I just thought of. The book
is Eaters of the Dead by MichaelCrichton, and then the movie is I
can never remember the name of it. Is it the Eleventh Warrior, thirteenth
(30:27):
Warrior? Bendis. They did areally good job. It's a retelling of
Beowolf. Michael Crichton retold it inhis own way, and then they made
the movie off of it and dida really good job. Man, that
movie sucked. Did you read thebook? Okay? Oh did the book
suck too? Earlier he was talkingabout when I said Michael, when he
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was like, no time plans,he was thinking Michael Crichton because he wrote
Jurassic Part. I never read JurassicPart. But I gotta imagine Stephanie hates
the movie. Oh my god,it really hates the movie because she loves
the book. She she adores dSteven Spielberg does something. Hey, I
saw speaking of you know what,I saw a really interesting trailer for I
(31:14):
know you're allpends. You saw todaytoday? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As soon as I saw the verylike first second, I turned to Steph
and I'm like, there's no fuckingway that this is gonna happen. And
then they kept going, and thenall of a sudden, I saw like
a popcorn thing open up and allthese little balls started flying into the sky
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to go in a large swirly mass, to be followed by people in trucks
going these hurricanes are fantastic. Whatwe need to go driving these hurricanes.
And I'm looking at her the wholetime, going like hell, no,
honey, no, I can't evenI can't even know that they're they're watching
this stupid thing right now. Gotsomething here for you. Yeah, we
(31:59):
got a comment about the New Twister. Yeah, oh god, I saw
it and I was like, comeon, I actually got a little little
little acid reflux when that was happening. I was like, oh my god,
Now I just got to find it. Yeah the heck did I put
that? Basically, it was likethat should be on one of these episodes
(32:21):
we forced you to watch it.Yeah, somebody asked that the New Twister,
if we're gonna need to force youto watch this. Oh my,
I thought I had written it down. I mean, I can, I
have, I got. I gotdisgusted with just a trailer and the fact
that it was the same devices theywanted to put in the Tornado then and
the old one. It was thesame stuff. I don't know if it's
(32:45):
a retelling of the same stories.See, that's what I'm wondering. I
haven't seen the trailer yet, butI uh, because I love this kind
of movie. When when did theoriginal Twister come out? I got it
from Cody. Uh. He said, Hey, I'm just curious if you
guys are going to force Nash towatch the new Twister movie when it comes
(33:06):
out, since it's one of hisfavorite films. Also, I just want
to say I love the Tipsy Cryptidepisodes just as much as the Paranorma Punters
episode. Thanks Cody, Thanks Cody. And yeah, I actually I think
it would be fun to make watchmake Nash. What are you gonna watch
me? What make watch? You'regonna make me watch something? Gonna make
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Nash watch Twister? Too? So? When when did the first Twister?
The first one came out in ninetysix. Okay, so, and the
the little balls that go in theTwister are the same in the new one
twenty twenty four. Okay, butto my knowledge, and I could be
wrong, but they are still tryingto get those devices into a tornado.
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They have not yet succeeded. Theydid it in the first Twister. I
don't think. Well, right,they mapped the whole thing out real life,
they haven't, Like they're still becausethe devices are ship so something else
lying the tornado. So it's asequel, but they're still using nineteen ninety
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four tech. That's the problem.Well, mate, when does this movie
come around? You don't know thewhole it's the single things. Yeah,
they definitely improved. It's probably gotAI in it now AI, Yes they
do. Yeah. That's Glenn Powell, right, Glenn Powell, the actor.
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Yeah, we're all looking at you. He's the lead actor in the
new one or the old one.I don't know, No, not in
the old Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell. Who's Glenn Powell? Glenn list mad
Glenn Powell. Glenn. I'm sayingthat I don't know who that is?
(34:55):
The Top Gun? What there's there? Oh? In the new Top Gun
movie? He just says an Americanactor. But what is he noted before
here? Come on? Pretty surehe's in Twister too, He's Oh yeah,
I see that now, Sorry,Glenn Powell. Powell, I don't
know what he's been in. Hewas in Top Gun, Maverick, Hidden
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Figures, everybody wants some don't knowabout that movie anyone but you okay with
Sydney Sweenen. I bet that moviesacked. Yeah, Glenn Powell, do
they have any just because I neverheard of it, I don't think so.
Well, can't be Bill Paxton?Oh well, obviously whoa wow wow
(35:44):
put a dark spin on Ghostbusters manyI saw a preview for that that actually
looked like a lot of fun.Uh the one guy come back as a
ghost? Yeah yeah, maybe Billsit could be in the Twister come back
as a ghost? He could hecould be the ghost Controlers got they did
a little ghost force action. Well, I'm sure who was I didn't care
(36:07):
a hell and hunt? Yeah,I don't think she's going to come back.
And then well then one guy hehe died by tornado? Which guy
was at he was? He wasin the truck. And then I feel
like the antagonist for his name,but uh, well he was in it.
(36:27):
But Twister Too took place in Ozand everybody for Twister won. They
got sucked up. Yeah, youlike that movie. It was a poor
one. What happened to them onthe other side? Yeah, they got
to get it into a twister andthen to come back. His truck got
or van or whatever got picked upand then crashed down. And then did
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they find a body sucked in?Well, I don't know if there would
be a body to find because itwould be exploded unless you trying to write
part two. And now Twister Tootakes place in Oz. Twister to elected
Levin Costner. What about Kevin Gosner? Superman? Oh, he got sucked
up? He got sucked off intoa Twister too, Kevin Lord, the
(37:14):
looks you gave me on that,Kevin Kevin Cosner, I think I think
it looks for me. Yeah.No, and Superman the how did Kevin
Cosner get sucked off Twister? AndSuperman confused? He told his extremely powerful
son no oh, that Superman wasto rescue with Christopher Reeves Superman. No
(37:36):
now, and now Man, Well, who's the director of that? It
was? It was Man? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's when
he got sucked off for Jonathan Kent. Yeah, yeah, it's very good.
He got sucked off because he wentout to the dog. He went
out to get the dog. Yeknow, so powerful and then you can
do this. He was like,turn away, don't watch. Here comes
(37:58):
the hurricane. I'm gonna get suckedoff in of the hurricane. He was
worried, worried that people would belike tornado. Sorry, we probably said
enough. Yeah, Glenn Powell speakingof being off, Matt, get off
of this podcast right now. Andif that wasn't weird enough for you,
I don't know what what is.So remember if it's not weird, it's
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not we're checking out. We're talkingabout cocaine sharks.
Welcome to the Tipsy Cryptos the ParanormalPunchers. When you do crack the seal
and relieve a little pressure, itdoes make it all work, though it
does doesn't, Yes, it does. I'm I'm Alicia. Grab a seat,
turning us at the bar. We'vealready got started before you. Oh,
I had to wait to open mybeer until we were on. Are
missed the opportunity? Yes, Dave'sback. I am back from India or
(00:48):
the Hollow Earth, depend how youwant to look at it. Uh,
since on the Paranorlem Puncher show wealways say you just went to the Hollow
Ear. How was your trip?It was good? Yeah, so three
and a half weeks and couldn't askfor a better time. You know,
I missed out on all the snowhere. It was in the upper eighties,
lower nineties every day when I wasover there. Is it really humid
(01:11):
when you're there? Really? So? Now Bangalore has a it's kind of
like no humidity and consistent temperatures yearround really so it never really goes below
eighty as a high and never goesabove like ninety five as a high.
Okay, at nights it can dropdown, you know, like some mornings.
(01:34):
I would get up and it wouldbe like fifty degrees. I go
out on my balcony and sit drinkmy coffee, and everybody around me is
like, how are you doing that? Aren't you cold? I'm like,
oh, this is what was thecoolest thing you got to do this time?
This trip? So yeah, thistrip didn't really you know, go
(01:55):
out and visit anything. So itwas just a lot of you know,
visiting beries and a lot of working. Okay, a lot of working.
That's right. It was a worktrip. It wasn't actually a paid vacation.
Did they give you a meal allowancewhile you were there? Uh?
I mean they like or whatever inthe receipts, So usually you could have
just hit the brewery and then turnin your brewery receipt. Well, if
(02:20):
not specifically like that, but yeah, the now the if I was like
the hotel dinners things like that,the buffet, god, you have that
all just went on the hotel billand that gets wait wait wait, wait
wait, you had a buffet availableevery day that something else was paying for.
This isn't the buffet like you're thinking, oh, because I was like,
man, I am in the wrongcountry. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
(02:45):
it's a uh you know, bfeyfor breakfast bfey for dinner. You
can order all a card if youwant, But how much curry a lot
ewhere? I mean, yeah,I feel bad. So I was there
for, like I said, threeand a half weeks. My one fellow
(03:05):
manager came over. He was therefor two days while I was there.
The last two days I was there, he flew over and he was there
for two weeks, and then myboss flew over for the week after I
was there and met two people fromGermany over there. Everyone else got super
sick, either stomach problems or canyou know, head cold problems, respiratory
(03:29):
problems whatever. I had no illness, Like, so you got out of
there. I got out of therewell when I I hate to say it,
but when I got there, withintwo days everybody was getting sick,
and I'm like, did I bringright? Yeah, I am pestilence,
(03:50):
but yeah, no, I hadno issues the whole time I was there,
and I was hearing the you know, the food the whole time,
like I love Indian food, andyeah, I got to enjoy a lot
of different things. I think that'sthe conditioning though from the hot sauces.
Oh yeah, you know, weall eat hot sauces all the time,
(04:11):
so I think that is like trained. You know. Well we so we
went to a place. If you'renot familiar, India is not like I
mean, it is one country,but it's a collection of states. Each
state is really its own thing.They have their own language, they have
their own cuisine, they have theirown cultures. So it's not like India
is India is India. You knowwhere you are, everything's different. Southern
(04:35):
India has the spicier foods. Sowe went to a Southern India restaurant and
everybody's like, are you sure youwant to try that? And it's got
like pepper cymbals on it. Yeah, like absolutely, and I'm eating it
and it was too hot for them, and I'm just like, this is
really good. I mean it wasspicy. Don't get me wrong, it
(04:56):
wasn't mild. Ah of India islike balance down, spice low. Next
time I go over, I wantto take them. I'm not going to
take them to the bomb because thatwould just be but some of the other
hot yeah, like I mean thispepper X yeah, even like the tenth
one, Yeah, yeah, it'sbetter than the bomb, but it's still
(05:19):
hot, very very hot. Ithink it tastes better. Yeah, it
tastes really good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a fan of curry at
all, really just for some reason, I just don't like it. And
I know it's a more of amental block from uh A long time ago.
Valentine's Day, Lissa and I Iwanted to go to Iron Hill Brewery,
(05:39):
and maybe I didn't vocalize it enoughbecause it was Valentine's Day. I
let her pick the restaurant and itwas you're still paying for it Asian restaurant,
like just two or three doors downfrom Iron Hill, and the whole
time is like you went to Oka. Yeah it was Fusion, Yeah yeah,
and I was I just wanted togo up the block to Iron Hell
(06:02):
or whatever. Hey man, Idid it for Alicia. She got green
curry, so when it came out, curry, it's my favorite green curry.
Honestly to me, when I lookedat the bowl the food she was
eating, it looked like vomit.It was green and disgusting. As I
(06:24):
watched her eat it, and she'slooking at me like with with the eyes,
like thanks honey for taking me here. I love you a little at
least see her turning green and she'seating this curry. And then when we
were done, she was like,fine, let's go out, let's go
have your iron Hill. I waslike, I get to have a beer.
And then when she gets here thatshe proceeds to uh a revers little
(06:46):
fortune f up their bathroom. Yeahno, no, no, I feel
like I was there. It wasdefinitely hitting me at that point, but
I was okay there. It wasthe next place we went to that I
barely got into the bathroom before likeprojectile vomiting. It was so bad.
I'm pretty sure I probably did amile slight. It was a Valentine's Day
(07:10):
a little bit of a I toldyou so. Literally, I felt like
a green cast and are I wascoming on you as you hate that and
like, oh boy, it's notgonna be good now. See, I
will say your typical red and greencurries are are traditionally more Thaie. Yeah.
Yeah, I was gonna say,you can have these different curries,
(07:31):
but everything not everything there just onestereotypical, but most things that you're eating
are going to come across as yellowcurry in Yeah, and it's they've got
you're supposed to eat it with eitherwith rice or with your non or roty,
and it's a sauce. You're notjust eating that like you probably got
(07:54):
a thing and you had some riceand you were just like, it looks
like a soup, right, well, you put it on top of the
rice, right, Yeah, Thisis more like you're supposed to mix it
together and you make it dry.Like they eat everything with their fingers.
They're not. They don't. There'sno spoon or anything. It can't be
a little wet. But it's notlike a soup, right You you mix
it to make it like a thickerrice with the sauce on it, and
(08:16):
then you're eating it. And thenyou take your your non or rotate and
you dip it in it and getthat flavor. So it's a totally different
way of you can sell me everywhich way you'd like to. I'm not
eating curry since that incident. Althoughwhen we go there and I have their
penang curry, I drink out ofthe bowl at the very end, and
(08:37):
I don't use the rice. Igive the rice for a later. You
got no, you got the yep, it was so good, and she
left traces that two different bars.What I will say, though, you
were a champ because we left IronHill and you were like, no,
I'm good because I want to stopat Baba's on the way home, because
you're like, hey, it's Fountain'sDay. Stop having drink, you know,
(08:58):
and they that you projectile vomited there. But you weren't letting on.
You weren't telling me. You weretrying to keep your cool because I guess
in your head it was like it'sBalentine's Day, going mard to be happy.
So for that, you crushed it. And then when we got home,
that's all right. So here's whatI did. You held it together
(09:20):
pretty good. I got admit,that's pretty awesome. Nice. Nice.
Now I want to go to Oka. That's my curry story. I could
career there. I will never eatthere. Every Yeah, it was more
tight and I don noodles and Ithought they sucked. Really Yeah, I've
got a great sushi there, Oh, wonderful sushi. You know, sometimes
you have one bad yeah moment andyou're afraid to go back. So you
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guys seem to love it. MaybeI'll never give a shot again. You
may like Indian breakfast foods, whichare completely different. You maybe you'll be
dipping in a sauce, but traditionallyyou'll just you'll get the those eggs.
It will be so like the dosais. They take a almost like a
(10:03):
pancake batter without the sweetener in it, and they make it super thin on
the griddle and it becomes this likelight flaky thing that you just break off
pieces and then it can either belike that or masala dosa is. They'll
fill it with egg or potato ordifferent things and it's kind of like an
(10:26):
omelet then and then it's it's reallyreally good. The only thing you wouldn't
like is everything like there is prettymuch no exceptions has clarified butter in it.
Oh yeah yeah, buttersecks. Justthat's it. That's it. Okay,
(10:50):
don't worry me complaining about curry.I thought I bring this up mostly
because Nash had sent me an Instagramlike a little wait, you brought up
the cocaine. The curry, notcocaine. Everything starts with the sea today
it does curry and cocaine. Youwould saw a video that made you giggle
(11:11):
it enough to send it to me, and it was about the cocaine sharks
but this was actually it's a thing. Discovery Channel did an examination on whether
the sharks off of Florida's coast ingestany of the quoting from USA today and
just any of the cocaine dumped inthe ocean, and what if any effect
(11:33):
it has on this apex predator.Yeah, super apex and just coaked out.
Now, look, I thought,uh, cocaine bear would be scary
and if you know, jacked upout of his mind, cocaine bear.
But sharks are like the polar bearsof the water, right right there the
(11:56):
top of the food chain. Thenthey can rip you to pieces. If
they're like if the drug runners aredumping cocaine, Yeah, because they gotta
spill because like the de a orwhatever is coming half ro whatever and they
gotta get rid of the drugs.Now, you got sharks, what if
they're ingesting it? What they're gettingaddicted? Well, but okay, but
when and then that's hey, don'tyou derail this. That's how that's how,
(12:18):
that's how they test their their food. They that's how they experiment with
stuff as they bite it. Theyhave to bite it. So they're gonna
see these these packages kiloads of cocaineand go what is that? Give it
a little bite and they're just gonnaget some of that raw cocaine. Yeah,
they're they're like their their eyes areall pupils anyway. So there's because
they're been a record high number ofshark attacks, like they're coming even closer.
(12:41):
They're not because they're out. Yeah, they're cooked out. They're cooked
out. They're cooked out, andthey got the munchies. And this is
like shark cocaine. Well, Ijust think they're just like, hey,
shark, what's going on to killsomeone? What are you doing? Let's
go on, ye Dave, Nowyou want me to do it? Now
do what you can, Dave.So a shark has uh triggers that it
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goes after, you know, smellof blood, the wavement, the way
it's moving and things like that.A brick of cocaine that's just falling straight
down it's air tight, is airtight. They're not going after that.
It's already they're jumping in the water. So it's already making the splash.
It's already attracted. And it doesn'tit doesn't like rock. One shark to
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burst a bag and then get ataste and tells buddies about dude, you
gotta try this out, man.And honestly, if they're biting right into
a kila of coke and this ispure coke on you, it's not gonna
survive. Like, oh, it'snot like all right from the time it
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got that coke till it's hard burst. What kind of what kind of shits
was that shark? It's gonna godo something at about one hundred and fifty
miles and it's not gonna have timeto go tell its buddies. It's gonna
be like, well, picture,you know, think one of his buddies
is watching. Yah, Frank's outof control, he's going crazy. Let's
go check out what he's doing.And then then they go through it.
Would you want to do that?You see nashkitt all hyperactive, and you're
(14:09):
like, I want what he's having. I might go investigating, like what
happened to him and what's he doing? All a sudden you're like one burst
on you and yeah, okay,now it's a school of sharks cocaine.
It's kind of similar to like ifif you're in a restaurant and someone walks
by to go to the bathroom andthey crop us to you, you know,
and then they do something some kindof Shenanians over here. Someone goes,
oh my god, is he okay? And then they run towards you.
(14:31):
They run through that, right throughthe cocaine cloud, through the cocaine
cloud, and now they're high.Yeah, and they have the munchies.
Yeah, they're they'rees coaine. That'snot one of the sharks are always hungry.
They're always they're just energy being wickedhigh on cocaine. They need to
(14:54):
fuel back and that's that's when thedrug runners dump a brick of marijuana.
Hmm, and the sharks eat that. Still get much now, but if
they drop marijuana is different. Theyjust kind of like go real slow and
get the munchies after and yeah.Then it's like yeah, and then you
swim whether a coked up shark.It's the munchies. Yeah, I'm thinking
(15:16):
that. I mean, they're alwayseating, so it's already now in super
predator mode. Well, and I'malso thinking too of there. So the
coke drops from the plane, itfalls on the water, it's gonna be
first inspected not by sharks but byfish. Okay, so the fisher are
gonna go crazy attracting warfish, thinkingthat it's a food source that's going to
attract the sharks and the school ofsharks. And then you've got shark nato.
(15:39):
You've got coke shark nato in thewater. So the hate the burst
bubble here. But you know whenyou feed the goldfish at the local pond
that's at your restaurant or amusement parkor whatever, those fish are conditioned that
anything dropping in, yeah, foodin the middle of the ocean, ye
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hate to break it. Not notlike they don't have that. Well,
I'm just thinking that you could probablyget around a big school of sharks.
I'm going to disagree because once youonce something might happen where the shark hits
that brick and now knows this isthe drop zone. And now today come
back. It's not a drop zone. It's not like there. If we
get detected, here's where we dropit. It's when we get detected.
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I can tell you right now there'sa school of sharks that know where you
go. If you need to geta little bump, right, you go,
two claws, two clicks, southby southwest on the other side of
the tracks. Yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, you're gonna go out
the name rico. Just hang outfor a while. If you're a bouche
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and then like a bunch of stuffare dropping the water. That's what you
need to eat now. See,I think the bigger thing is obviously,
yes, sharks are ingesting cocaine.These things drop to the bottom, they
do break open. It mixes withthe water. Yeah, so the sharks
are geting it. But when yougo to the beach and you swallow some
sea water, how much cocaine areyou ingesting? Yeah, well you could.
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You can say that for anything.You can say it for for feces,
you for whatever. It depends onfun drugs. But what area,
right, that's you can be inlike Miami Beach in the water, you
know, and all of a suddenyou get a wave and you're just like
every shark in Miami Beach is fuckingcocaine, cocaine and steroids. The void
(17:29):
of guys going into the be goinginto the water where there's cocaine in the
water. Those sharks are nasty.You don't want to deal with them.
They're all swollen and swollen, cokedout, coked out. Mm hmm.
Dave, you're not afraid, youdon't believe not afraid and such a thing
as a cocaine shark. Now,I would actually be more concerned about the
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bodybuilders there who take rooids, whoare out in the who are in the
water, in the water, andthen the sharks are getting steroids. You're
gonna say, bigger body builders inthe water rage and they're just punching sharks.
Bro come on, I need proteinover here in your article, in
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my article, I'm sorry. Inthe article, yeah, yeah, there
were they were doing studies on Okay, did they like give their their results?
You know, there were the resultswere the sharks were on cocaine.
They had me a cocaine shark,and I was like, that's all I
(18:30):
need to hear. This story hasno benefit with actual answers. Oh so
they did an episode Jason Momoa SharkWeek. So I don't know how those
two work together. Right. Thelast and now this is the Scientific America
last paragraph of that shark for ScientificAmerica. Because cocaine is soluble in water.
To support what you were saying,Dave, you could be in Scientific
(18:52):
America. Because it's soluble in water. Sharks swimming in the vicinity of the
damaged package could could get a contact. Hi wow, uh huh uh huh.
See now they've already beat us tothe pine. Somebody has made Cocaine
Shark the movie. Have they really? Yeah? I thought it was gonna
be like a like a Sharknado eightcocaine Shark Nato. No. This is
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the IMDb description. A mafia druglord has at least a new, highly
addictive stimulant on the street. It'scalled H two twenty five, derived from
sharks held captive in his secret lab, and which causes monstrous side effects.
After an explosion and a leak atthe lab, an army mutated, bloodthirsty
shark and other creatures are set looseinto the world. Oh man, are
(19:37):
they walking the streets? They areon their fence on the I feel like
that's like a whole different movie,right, Like if it's if it's just
in the ocean, I'm sorry,I'm not going in the ocean. I'm
good. My movie sounds better.Like they just get a high on cocaine
and it's it's like the eighties.And I like this steroids part of that
(20:00):
too. You could mix those twotogether. The shark also on steroids.
Roided sharks versus ruid muscle Beach hasto say the day, would you?
I'm trying to think it would bestarring Arnold Schwarzenegger, rowdy rotted Piper.
(20:22):
No, he's dead well bringing backhologram. Okay, you can see g
I and the Rock. It's gotto be the Rock. It can't be
Schartzenegger because he well maybe he does. His last movie was pretty bad.
So which one food bar? Didyou watch the movie on Netflix? It
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was a serious it was a seriesnot good. It was terrible. I
don't try to watch. I wasgonna say we got about five. I
got a little bit farther but notmuch, okay, and I really because
I was like, I don't thinkI'm in the right frame of mind.
Okay, so it's not that good. It's as good as the New State
Farm commercials with a minute. That'sthe quality. But he's yeahs agent super
(21:11):
Bowl commercial. But I think alsoJake is also still there right, not
in and the one with Arnie isjust Arnie and then Danny DeVito at the
end. Right. The commercials arejust pieces of it. Okay, damn.
(21:33):
I think Danny DeVito makes it appearancebecause that's got Speaking of movies,
yes, you just saw Dune toknow your morning. Yes, for this
Dune stuff. Wow, I likethat pause between nerd pause for the students.
(21:55):
Nice. Yes, I watched itthis morning, and I still like
I had to like compartmentalize so Ican decompress and really go over it later.
But I very much enjoyed it.I enjoyed it a lot. I
was goosebumps through probably half of it. That's just because I dig out on
it. But how long about twelveand a half inches the movie we need?
(22:22):
It's two hours and forty six minutes. Holy crash. Yeah, I
didn't know you could sit still forthat one. How'd you do it?
That was pretty good, I said. I was like I was on the
edge of bate, going oh mygosh, oh my gosh, oh my
god. So the thing with Dunemovies, I feel like you have to
be a fan of the books inorder to really like delve into the movies.
(22:48):
Or the first movie. Oh so, the second movie, the old,
the old you know what. Iyeah, because you guys loved You're
You're gonna fight, Okay, we'regonna fight. I think it was considered
terrible from people who like, right, it's all about the books. Books
(23:08):
really well. See, I havea theory about books that become movies is
that you watch the movie first beforeyou read the book. That's the problem,
because I feel like any movie thatis based on a book I absolutely
hate it doesn't hold a candle toit. Yeah, but if you watch
the movie first, you'll you'll enjoythe movie a lot. Then you read
(23:29):
the book and then you're like,so the movie can suck you into being
a fan of the Yes, it'sthe gateway. Yeah, well, I
don't have Dune's gonna do that forme, because I thought Dune one was
boring. Yeah, I got throughit for you. Somebody through the movie
the Twilight movies for her barely,and I would never read that. Okay,
for the fact that you just comparedDune to the Twilight movie, we
(23:52):
need to step outside. I'm gonnago put your head up your own ass
now. The first Dune movie,I feel like I could tell that you
were definitely like struggling to get throughit well, but also you were on
your phone a lot, and Iwas like, yeah, he absolutely hates
but it was super boring. Ithink for people that don't follow the books
(24:18):
or haven't read them, so yeah. But yeah, so I'm excited to
watch it. I haven't seen ityet. It's only in theaters, right,
it will be coming to is itHBO Max? You probably eventually it
will get by the time they getthat, uh what a year? Maybe.
Wasn't it released on Max straight up? Yeah? Yeah it was.
(24:40):
It had a streaming release because itwas still COVID issues. Okay, was
it worth two hours and forty sixminutes? I'm gonna go see in the
theater a couple more times. Oh, okay, it's a little bit closer
hitting the book moments that are important. Yes, the there were parts of
it where I wish I don't knowabout you, guys, I know that
(25:03):
you mark appreciate a good training montage. Oh yeah. In the first David
Lynch movie in the book, there'sa pretty good sized training montage when Paul
was on the planet him becoming theone. You know, there's a lot
of training montage for that. Inthis movie, there's they took the training
(25:26):
montage and they just jump cut itdown to like five minutes. It really
got rid, and I was kindof disappointed with that. But there were
some other spots that are really pivotaland powerful in the movie that they really
pulled more out of than I reallyappreciated. So you're giving it thumbs up?
Oh yeah, if you like Dune, yeah the book this is for
(25:48):
you. Yeah, I would ona one. Do you like Dune the
David Lynch nineteen eighties. I likedboth. I liked both a lot.
In fact, the movie David Bowiein it no sting, sting, I'm
sorry, David Billy. Yeah,I'm gonna give the movie probably about uh
(26:14):
Labyrinth, Yes, nine eight five, not a perfect ten. That's really
close nine eight five because I canalways use a little more training montage.
Yeah, you know, if youwould uh kind of rate or not ray
like Dave, is there any moviethat that you love that you felt like,
Yes, I love this book.You guys did a great job adapting
(26:38):
it. That's not Lord of theRings. Oh that's not Lord Okay,
that's not Lord of the Rings,right, because that only had one part
in the movie that was in thebook that was not in the movie.
Not perfectly. The closest Patriot Gamesthey changed a few suggests Michael tom and
(27:02):
Clear in Present Danger was the followup with Harrison ford Is Jack Ryan.
Both were close they changed some significantthings, but compared to the Jack Ryan
series on Amazon like that, Iget violently angry at what they've done to
the character these movies. It waslike, Okay, I can see that,
(27:25):
and why why Jack Ryan is nowthis young kid? And Jack Ryan
is this character that has been evolvingright since Hunt for Red October. It's
always been there, right, andnow Jack Ryan's this guy who is just
like a well, I remember whenJack Ryan was also one movie Allers,
the New One and Alec Baldwin,the guy from the Office. I just
(27:48):
lost this Amazon. Yeah, Ifeel like that is supposed to be the
beginning of his career. They ruineda lot of who was your pick the
ones that were good Patriot Games,Patrick, I'm probably gonna go with The
(28:11):
Firm. Did you guys see TheFirm? Oh yeah, I you know
what I read? That was onethat I read the book first, and
then I watched the movie and waslike, you know what, this is
pretty freaking good, both of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
have one. Oh boy, that'snot dumb, and that's not Lord of
the Rings. That's not Lord ofthe Rings. Harry Potter had some moments,
(28:36):
but I feel like each movie definitelyhad problems based on the books.
Thank god you didn't say The HungerGames. Oh no, no, no,
on the Twinkle People. Now,the Hunger Games the first movie was
the best out of all of themovies. But even that, I feel
like it wasn't it didn't hold acandle to the books. So I don't.
(29:00):
I I would have to really thinkabout it. Maybe the next episode
I can. I can think aboutthis and let you guys know my thoughts
because I I can't. I've readso many books and seen someones based on
the books. I don't know.Yeah, for me, it's a tough
one because I read a lot ofStephen crank King growing up, but they've
(29:21):
never done the stand quite the wayI visioned house. I think Carrie is
a great movie. I think TheShining is a great movie, not the
book. So I would like totake a little bit of liberty with the
word book and you you know,grow graphic novel if you say kick ass.
Oh yeah, oh Watchmen. Ifelt like that one was really good,
(29:45):
but there were a lot of fansWatchmen and hated that. Yeah,
I know, there was a lotof changes from the graphic novel to that.
I wasn't. But yeah, kickass held true. I had to
tweak things and change a few things, but didn't lose the essence of the
comic book in my opinion. Soyeah, the stand still needs to be
(30:07):
done. Probably probably. Yah.One I just thought of. The book
is Eaters of the Dead by MichaelCrichton, and then the movie is I
can never remember the name of it. Is it the Eleventh Warrior, thirteenth
(30:27):
Warrior? Bendis. They did areally good job. It's a retelling of
Beowolf. Michael Crichton retold it inhis own way, and then they made
the movie off of it and dida really good job. Man, that
movie sucked. Did you read thebook? Okay? Oh did the book
suck too? Earlier he was talkingabout when I said Michael, when he
(30:52):
was like, no time plans,he was thinking Michael Crichton because he wrote
Jurassic Part. I never read JurassicPart. But I gotta imagine Stephanie hates
the movie. Oh my god,it really hates the movie because she loves
the book. She she adores dSteven Spielberg does something. Hey, I
saw speaking of you know what,I saw a really interesting trailer for I
(31:14):
know you're allpends. You saw todaytoday? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As soon as I saw the verylike first second, I turned to Steph
and I'm like, there's no fuckingway that this is gonna happen. And
then they kept going, and thenall of a sudden, I saw like
a popcorn thing open up and allthese little balls started flying into the sky
(31:36):
to go in a large swirly mass, to be followed by people in trucks
going these hurricanes are fantastic. Whatwe need to go driving these hurricanes.
And I'm looking at her the wholetime, going like hell, no,
honey, no, I can't evenI can't even know that they're they're watching
this stupid thing right now. Gotsomething here for you. Yeah, we
(31:59):
got a comment about the New Twister. Yeah, oh god, I saw
it and I was like, comeon, I actually got a little little
little acid reflux when that was happening. I was like, oh my god,
Now I just got to find it. Yeah the heck did I put
that? Basically, it was likethat should be on one of these episodes
(32:21):
we forced you to watch it.Yeah, somebody asked that the New Twister,
if we're gonna need to force youto watch this. Oh my,
I thought I had written it down. I mean, I can, I
have, I got. I gotdisgusted with just a trailer and the fact
that it was the same devices theywanted to put in the Tornado then and
the old one. It was thesame stuff. I don't know if it's
(32:45):
a retelling of the same stories.See, that's what I'm wondering. I
haven't seen the trailer yet, butI uh, because I love this kind
of movie. When when did theoriginal Twister come out? I got it
from Cody. Uh. He said, Hey, I'm just curious if you
guys are going to force Nash towatch the new Twister movie when it comes
(33:06):
out, since it's one of hisfavorite films. Also, I just want
to say I love the Tipsy Cryptidepisodes just as much as the Paranorma Punters
episode. Thanks Cody, Thanks Cody. And yeah, I actually I think
it would be fun to make watchmake Nash. What are you gonna watch
me? What make watch? You'regonna make me watch something? Gonna make
(33:29):
Nash watch Twister? Too? So? When when did the first Twister?
The first one came out in ninetysix. Okay, so, and the
the little balls that go in theTwister are the same in the new one
twenty twenty four. Okay, butto my knowledge, and I could be
wrong, but they are still tryingto get those devices into a tornado.
(33:51):
They have not yet succeeded. Theydid it in the first Twister. I
don't think. Well, right,they mapped the whole thing out real life,
they haven't, Like they're still becausethe devices are ship so something else
lying the tornado. So it's asequel, but they're still using nineteen ninety
(34:12):
four tech. That's the problem.Well, mate, when does this movie
come around? You don't know thewhole it's the single things. Yeah,
they definitely improved. It's probably gotAI in it now AI, Yes they
do. Yeah. That's Glenn Powell, right, Glenn Powell, the actor.
(34:32):
Yeah, we're all looking at you. He's the lead actor in the
new one or the old one.I don't know, No, not in
the old Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell. Who's Glenn Powell? Glenn list mad
Glenn Powell. Glenn. I'm sayingthat I don't know who that is?
(34:55):
The Top Gun? What there's there? Oh? In the new Top Gun
movie? He just says an Americanactor. But what is he noted before
here? Come on? Pretty surehe's in Twister too, He's Oh yeah,
I see that now, Sorry,Glenn Powell. Powell, I don't
know what he's been in. Hewas in Top Gun, Maverick, Hidden
(35:19):
Figures, everybody wants some don't knowabout that movie anyone but you okay with
Sydney Sweenen. I bet that moviesacked. Yeah, Glenn Powell, do
they have any just because I neverheard of it, I don't think so.
Well, can't be Bill Paxton?Oh well, obviously whoa wow wow
(35:44):
put a dark spin on Ghostbusters manyI saw a preview for that that actually
looked like a lot of fun.Uh the one guy come back as a
ghost? Yeah yeah, maybe Billsit could be in the Twister come back
as a ghost? He could hecould be the ghost Controlers got they did
a little ghost force action. Well, I'm sure who was I didn't care
(36:07):
a hell and hunt? Yeah,I don't think she's going to come back.
And then well then one guy hehe died by tornado? Which guy
was at he was? He wasin the truck. And then I feel
like the antagonist for his name,but uh, well he was in it.
(36:27):
But Twister Too took place in Ozand everybody for Twister won. They
got sucked up. Yeah, youlike that movie. It was a poor
one. What happened to them onthe other side? Yeah, they got
to get it into a twister andthen to come back. His truck got
or van or whatever got picked upand then crashed down. And then did
(36:52):
they find a body sucked in?Well, I don't know if there would
be a body to find because itwould be exploded unless you trying to write
part two. And now Twister Tootakes place in Oz. Twister to elected
Levin Costner. What about Kevin Gosner? Superman? Oh, he got sucked
up? He got sucked off intoa Twister too, Kevin Lord, the
(37:14):
looks you gave me on that,Kevin Kevin Cosner, I think I think
it looks for me. Yeah.No, and Superman the how did Kevin
Cosner get sucked off Twister? AndSuperman confused? He told his extremely powerful
son no oh, that Superman wasto rescue with Christopher Reeves Superman. No
(37:36):
now, and now Man, Well, who's the director of that? It
was? It was Man? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's when
he got sucked off for Jonathan Kent. Yeah, yeah, it's very good.
He got sucked off because he wentout to the dog. He went
out to get the dog. Yeknow, so powerful and then you can
do this. He was like,turn away, don't watch. Here comes
(37:58):
the hurricane. I'm gonna get suckedoff in of the hurricane. He was
worried, worried that people would belike tornado. Sorry, we probably said
enough. Yeah, Glenn Powell speakingof being off, Matt, get off
of this podcast right now. Andif that wasn't weird enough for you,
I don't know what what is.So remember if it's not weird, it's
(38:20):
not we're checking out. We're talkingabout cocaine sharks.
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