#236-Paratalkradio - Halloween - Samhain

Paratalkradio - Halloween - Samhain Part 2
Last week we talked with Genevieve from the Creepy Parlour about Halloween. Tonight we carry that on with Part2. We want to hear your stories! Do you have a tradition you follow on Halloween? join us and you might just get picked to join us LIVE!

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live from J Wolf Production Studio inOntario, New York. Here are your
hosts, Ted and Cindy. Justme Sunday's late. We know how that

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works with Sindy, don't we,Right, So tonight we're going to kind
of finish off and where we started. Last week we were talking about Halloween
and the origins and all that stuff, and tonight we're gonna have a whole
widespread genre people on here. Tonight. They're gonna tell us what they think
about Halloween, what you know,maybe some stories, all that could stuff.

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It's just I figured it's the timeof the season. We only got
one week, two weeks left herefor Halloween, and we might as well
just finish off the rest of themonth talking about just that. Cindy is
having a blood sugar problem right now, so she is diabetic, but so
am I. So she's not takingcare of herself, so that's on her.

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So anyways, let me just readyou something here. I was you
know that you find online. Ifigured out, what the hell we'll we'll
do that and I want to sayhi to Breed Danger and brit king over
on my personal pages there and thenI'll get to you guys in just a
second. Halloween is hallobrated holiday celebratedeach year on October thirty feet, and

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Halloween twenty twenty one will occur onSunday, October thirty first. The tradition
originated from the ancient Celtic festival ofSewing. Now a lot of people pronounce
it sam Haine, but it's actuallypronounced as in well, New York,
Sowen or Sawan, when people wouldlight bonfires wear costumes to ward off ghosts

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in evil spirits. In the eighteenthcentury, Pope Gregor Rearly the third designated
November first as a time to honorall Saints. Soon all Saints, they
incorporated some of the traditions of Sowen. The evening before was known as All
Hallows Eve and later Halloween. Overtime, Halloween involved into a day of
activities like trick or treating, carvingjack o lantern's, festival gatherings, you

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know, different types of costumes,and just eating a lot of sugary treats.
The Halloween origins date back to theElchiic, ancient Celtic festival of Soan,
as I said the Celts who thetwo thousand years ago, mostly in
the area that is now Ireland.The United Kingdom and Northern France celebrated their
year on November first, the daymark the end of the summer and the

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harvest and the beginning of the dark, cold winter and time of year that
was often associated with human deaths.That's, you know, there's a lot
of civilizations that believe that as well. They just didn't make it a holiday.
Kel's believed that on the night beforethe new year, the boundary between
the worlds of the living and thedead became blurred. On the night of
October thirty first, they celebrated Swan, which was believed that the ghost of

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the dead would return to Earth.And that one section there, just so
you know, is that in somepagan cultures the new year actually started in
November first and not January first.That was the belief and a lot of
pagan cultures and face and religions oftoday. In addition to causing trouble to

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crops and so on and so forth, with the winner, Kel's thought that
the presence of the other worldly spiritsmade it easy for the Druids and the
Celtic priest to make predictions about thefuture for people entirely dependent on the volatile
nature natural world these prophecies were animportant source of comfort during the long and
dark winters. To memorate the event, Druid's built huge sacred bonfires where the

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people gathered to burn crops and sacrificeanimals to the Celtic deities. During the
celebration, the Celts work costumes traditionallyor typically consisting of animal heads and skin,
and attempted to tell each other's fortunes. So before we're going each further
to that, a lot of youguys know that we did some of that
on our last show, So we'regoing to kind of go into comments and

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stuff from you guys in the chatroom right now about Halloween. But let
me say Hiday most of you guys, because Cindy isn't here yet. Bob
Burnell, Hello, thank you forwatching and joining us again. Mister Robert
White from Australia, one of ourfavorites. Bree Danger. I did say
she was on mind. She musthave switched on me over there. That's
okay, very Mars. Tim Conwell. I can't see some of these other

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ones. I wish I could.We are streaming from one, two,
three, four or five six sevenlocations tonight, so I'm not going to
see everybody's comments. There's three ortwo YouTube channels, your Twitter, your
LinkedIn, and then four looks likefour Facebook pages. So there's plenty of
us out there this evening, sohopefully you guys will be joining us and

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hang out. Make sure you followand share it all with everybody, guys.
Makes sure you share this para talkwith Ted and Cindy come lately,
meaning Cindy's not here lately. It'sme by myself most times she's late.
She's doing something. Tom, You'relooking so serious in the back room there.

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Now he's got a smile on hisface. I'm like, what the
hell, So let's see just knowyou have been missed, Hi, Tim.
All right, So everybody's chatting inthere, So let's talk about Halloween,
guys. I mean, it's notthat far away, and there are
plenty of celebrations that happen. Sowe're gonna start here. We're waiting on

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Cyndy. I'm going to bring itone guest at a time, and we're
just gonna chat about Halloween and whatit means to them and um some of
their traditions. All right, Sostarting with somebody han't spoke to in a
long time and right along with therest of you. But he's uh,
everybody knows him from Tom's world.Here's Tom. Hey, what's going on?

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Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you. You're all I
got rid of mine, So that'sright. No, I still have my
subscription. I'm going to use itas much as I can. There you
go. So you pretty much bangedout a lot of the facts that I
wrote down in preparation to be onhere. Oh I'm sorry, Halloween.

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That's all right. So so Nancylay us here. So hello, Nancy,
So go ahead, and Nancy,so go ahead. And did I
miss something that you have written down? Now let's see. Um it was
it was predominantly considered a spiritual newyear for druids and pagans. Yeah.
Um, it was believed to beUm when our world in the supernatural supernatural

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world had like the thinnest little layersso that they were visible to each other.
Um, the masks were predominant.I believe you mentioned they were predominantly
used for like hiding from the spiritsand stuff like that, so if they
were to be any kind of maliciousintent or anything, they wouldn't know who
they were. Like that would workand that they that what started off,

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well, what was jet what isjackal answered to us? Started off for
them with turnips actually, um,but then when they brought it over to
here, they used pumpkins because onethey were easier to carve and two they
were more predominant here. Yeah,more we'll have a chance of saving their
fingers instead of cutting them off whenthey did the turnips, because yeah,
that would be very hard to Yeah, back then there was a lot of

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people walking around with a missing finger, a bunch of Jerry Garcia people.
Oh no, that's terrible, it'sterrible. We're bleeping that out. That's
on tom soon anyways. But youknow, the other thing is you're absolutely
right about the masks, and itwas something we talked about last week,

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was that, um, the reasonfor the turnips of the jack and lanterns
and their masks and stuff like thatwhen they celebrated was to keep people's spirits
away, right, and it alsoscared off or deterred, um, their
enemies, you know, so youknow, people that didn't follow their faith
or so on and so forth,which is really cool. And I don't

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know what's your favorite part about Halloweentime? What do you like about it.
The candy, but you know,we know, of course, especially
the Reese's cups. Um, I'dsay, as as an adult, my
favorite part of Halloween has been likethe gatherings of friends. Um, I
haven't been to a Halloween party now, and gosh, I don't even know,

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got to be at least nine yearsor so. But I do make
a habit of going to my onefriend's house every high lween night, which
she used to live right up thestreet from me, but now she lives
closer where my mom lives, soI'll have to you know, actually drive
to get there. So no drinking, well not a lot anyway. Um,

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some things you just you don't say. You just just there's no filter
between the mind and the mouth.That's just what fun would that be?
I'd just be boring. Oh well, you know that happens, you know.
But obviously as a kid, Um, it was also getting together with
friends, but it was just togo out trick or treating. But as
an adult it has a different,a different meaning. And especially once once

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my son got out of the wholetrick or treating thing, which he did
really early in life, and Iwas upset about but um, it just
took on a different meaning for me. For Halloween. When you were a
kid, who did you dress upas? What was what was your favorite
character? Well? There were somany. I mean I dressed up as
riff Raff from the Rocky Horror PictureShow. That was the last time I

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went out trick or treating. Iwas like fifteen, and I addressed.
I just had to um. Andthere's Cindy, how's it going. I'm
not doing very well. Literally,a sugar is too high or too low,
too low, okay, trying tobalance it out. You need those

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little gel packs that boost the sugars. A little candy wouldn't hurt. That's
why we're talking about Halloween. Now. You wish he had a big basket
of the candy in front of you, right, get a lot of Starburst
and real high sugar stuff. Yeah, those wouldn't be good for me though.
I just crash again. Yeah.So you know, we were talking

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about Halloween costumes and a little bitof you know, what Halloween means for
people and stuff, And I saidhi to everybody, so because you were
out, Cindy, so everybody knows. And hello, Eric, the boss
is doing your job. That's allright. She's not feeling well. She
knows I got her back. Don'tdon't even start trouble now. But yeah,

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definitely. Now what part of like, did you get into the horror
side of Halloween to like getting intothe creepy and you know, I mean,
did you really like that part ofHalloween? Or did you just like
getting dressed up and going out andgetting free candy? I mean candy.
I loved it all. Yeah,I loved it from an early age.

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I love Hallow. So did youever play what was that called uh uh
ding dong ditch? You know whatthat is? Yeah, we didn't have
to be Halloween for us to playthat around Halloween, because god, why
risk not getting your candy. I'mpretty sure the rest of our guests back
in the in the in the inthe room back they're all kind of like,

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yeah, we never did anything likethat, not right. They all
played some kind of trick and Halloweenbecause trick or treat, you know,
that was the thing. I'd ratherthe treat though, because you know,
it might be that one house thatgives away the full size candy bars and
you don't want to miss that exactly. We do have a house here that
that will give the it's a fullcandy bar. Yeah, and some of

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them would even wrap it like ifit was a Hershey bar, like they
take they take the foil part outand then put a dollar around it and
then put it back in the wrap, so you'd get like a dollar in
addition to it. That was alwaysreally I never got money for Halloween?
What the kind of shit is that? Yeah? We did every now and
then people would tend out change tothe kids, fifty cents and pennies and

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foil and throw it in. Isthat where penny for your thought came from?
Just kidding? So can I justsay hi to everybody? Because everybody
sure? Hi, rob Er Hiberry berry. So yes, if I
were to eat sugar things right now, it would work, but then I
would be just worse because the crashwould come quicker. However, that's why

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I'm drinking orange juice, because orangejuice has the quickest natural sugar. They
will get to my blood stream thefastest. And not only that, if
I had um orange pop or anorange piece of candy, those would be
the things that I would need.However, so your hypoglycemic, then I
am hypoglycemice. I started out ashypos like glycemic, and then I turned

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to type two. I've I've beenhypoglycemic since I got pregnant with Jesse,
so it's thirty years now. Iblame her. Yeah, that was me
with me, um, so youknow, well it's am I missing hypebree

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danger Yeah, breathing there. Yeah. Hid. Everybody said hi to me
too. Sorry. I wasn't lookingat the comments, I guess. Cindy,
are you able to see who's inthe back room? No, honey,
I can't scan. You can.That's good because these are surprises,
you know how I like to giveyou surprises. Yeah, but you know,

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talking about Halloween, I mean,Cindy and I discussed this last week
with um the creepy parlor of course, you know, with Genevieve and some
of these traditions we were talking about. You know, when you get together,
there's any leftover food, you tookit to the corners four corners and
gave it to the spirits that walkand stuff like that. Um. Robert

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White says the first Halloween I hadwas in two thousand and sixty three when
I was over there. Australia hasonly recently gotten on board with this event.
I believe it was twenty ten thata number of places locally that started
it up. How sad I thought, because um, we're that's a that's
a United States North America kind ofthing. Yeah, yeah, you see,

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Nancy, she says, Gosh,when I was growing up, this
one house would do full sized candybars and a five dollar bill. But
they also let you tour their houseand it was all haunted out, so
that's kind of cool. So weused to have this awesome house in um
in closer to town, and youwould you would go up in a inside

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the house. It would be alldone up, and then you come out
and then you get your candy.So, oh my gosh, you didn't
go in the whole house. ButI had a couple of gay friends that
there were a couple that took theirbig old mansion that they had and they
basically had the mansion and a barnand then like all these fields and so

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they would set up for Halloween.It was like three days. They would
set it up to where you couldgo through the house, through the barn,
through the fields and they would havepeople jumping out at you and stuff
like that. And at the endof yeah, and at the end you
got a whole thing a candy,which was really cool because like after you
scare the shit out of all thekids. Oh yeah, yeah, and
there that was my favorite place togo. Besides we all just hang out

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afterwards and had beers and it wasa lot of fun. It was great
beers. But the reason I broughtit up is that they were gayest because
for some reason, like with me, Halloween, I mean, we go
all out for that ship. Imean, Halloween is just one of those
festivals. These one of those thingsthat's like I don't have the eye that

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some of them do with like decorating, but shit, I could scare the
shit out of anybody. So they'llyou know, when they dress up and
do all that stuff. They spendthe money and the time to make sure
that you're having a good time.That's awesome, you know. So that
comes from all those years of beingrepressed or repressed, whatever the word is,
oppressed, pressed, repressed. Youknow, you were pressed first and

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then you had to be pressed again, so you were repressed. You know.
Pressing came from the witch trials.They pressed you under stone, So
it came from being oppressed when wewere kids. Wearing those stupid costumes where
it was like a really hard plasticmask version of whatever you were, like
say Casper, that would cut yournose and your eyes. Masks were terrible,

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and then like a smock made aplastic with a picture of who you're
going, who you are on it. So we were we were kept in
the back with that. So thenwhen we got older, we just made
really cool places for people to goto as kids. All right, So
Tom, hey, I'm gonna putyou in the back room hang out for
a little bit. We're gonna bringup our next guest. Eric says,

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here, the last eight years,except for twenty twenty, I have been
a haunter. So that's yeah,I did. I did um. I
was a haunter for one year ortwo. That's when I got frost bit
and on my hands and feet becausea few of them. Winter came early
that year. He came before Halloween. Well, it's kind of chilly out
there today, so but they're sayingthat's supposed to warm up, but we'll

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see what happens. Oh God,my feet are freezing inside the house.
I'm not turning my heat on yet. All right, Tom, we'll get
back to you buddy, already hangout all right. So the next guest
that we have here, we justrecently had him on our show and everybody
fell in love with him. Umhe's a great guy. In fact,
he's going to be joining us atthe Rochester Parafest. Yea, he is

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an amazing individual. Um, hedoes a lot and um, but we're
gonna bring him in and we're gonnatalk about Halloween with him and everybody welcome
and Drew to the showtok with usin it from Yeah, that was what

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TikTok. I didn't see it.I saw it. You're on my TikTok.
Yeah, it was so fun.Thank you so much for that.
Awesome. So let's let's get rightinto it. Andrew, what does Halloween
mean to you? Man? Um, you know, I'm the party guy.
I grew up in a neighborhood andat the time it was a kind

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of a newly built neighborhood, andso it's all young families. I remember
trick or treating and it wasn't justyou know, a kid here and there.
It was like herds of like twelvekids going house to house at every
house. It was insane. Andwe, you know, we were the
ones that had the strategy to notuse like the plastic bags. We use
pillowcases because airing more way. Andwe just literally would like chug caffeine and

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it's like, you know, youhad to wait till you know, trick
or treating done start un till sixthirty pm, you know, twenty nine,
you're like five four three two.And usually I had a little sister.
We would usually just leave her withmom and my older brother and I
would just haul ass. I meanjust run, hey, marry, it's
good to be that. We wouldjust like literally run house to house and

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and not stop. And so wewould come back and we'd have to come
back and get another pillow case,cut through the backyards to go to another
street and do it. And itwas a sport. I mean it was
like the Olympics. And uh,you know, of course then we would
have a haul like you just wouldn'tbelieve, and we don't have to split
that with our little sister, whoyou know didn't get as much um.
But then in adulthood, I lovecostume, I love the party with a

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theme. I'm always For years Ihosted kind of like the big to Do
Halloween party, amongst my friends andmy point taking exactly, that's that's you
know, that's right. But ohthat's true. That's true. As gay
goes, you know, we goall out with a theme. Yeah yeah,
but uh uh, you know,lately it is been more going to

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other people's parties. And I thinkthat's an older thing, isn't it.
I mean, as we get older, Andrew, I mean so instead of
us doing all that work, we'rejust kind of like, well, let's
go to somebody else's place because theyget to pick up and we're all done.
Exactly. Yeah, they get toclean up the mess tomorrow, the
puke and the bathroom floor, orthe jellow shots. I had a Halloween

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party one time and I found Imade jello shots. Of course, there
was one hundred and twenty people inmy tiny little place, and I made
all these yellow shots, you know, and all the halloween colors. And
I cleaned up the next day andI found a stack of like four jello
shots, unopened behind my toilet onthe floor, and I was like,
I think someone like thought we weregoing to run out, so they like
stole them and hit them like alittle jello shot squirrel, you know,

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for the fall. I just thoughtthey'd hide them behind the totally. I
thought it was the weirdest thing ever, you know, finding Vomit wasn't surprised
to me. Finding a wrappers andgarbage and but unopened washam a tool,
I thought that was the weirdest thing. I think it is. I mean,
um, for for the last fewyears, UM, when I lived
in Portland, Oregon and now backin Kentucky, me and my friends we

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do a group costume theme. Uh. That's a minder nickname here. Um
Uh this is bourbon um. Butnow me and my friends for many years
we've done a group thing. Ilove a group costume theme. Um.
One year, me and my friendswe did um the wild West Avengers.

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So the Avengers but as if theywere super hit team back in like Utah
in eighteen forty two. It wasit was great. I was Captain America,
but I was like the sheriff ofthe town. The cowboy hat and
the shield was like on my hat, and I had my sheriff badge.
It was all red, white andblue, and I had cap guns and
anyways, and it's so fun.The year before that, we did sexy

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or Slutty fast food Workers. Everybodypicked their favorite fasciad restaurant, and then
one, yeah you can you canbuy like pieces of like actual employee uniforms
on eBay for nothing. So Iwas since I'm Kentucky born and raised,

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I went as Kentucky Fried Chicken,and so I had the KFC hat.
I just had nothing but a redapron on with a little chicken embroidered and
little white briefs. I got abrewster embroidered on my butt cheek. I
mean, just everything I could doto humiliate my family and photos. Let's
let's what I did. UM.And this year we're doing this year,
we're doing UM part of my language. We're doing fucked up Disney, so

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uh Disney characters but some kind ofweird, weird twist. And I'll tell
you all mine. I'm I'm goingas I'm going with my boyfriend, who
is going to be UM. We'redoing serial Killer Bell and guest on.
So he is gonna be yeah,So he is gonna be Hannah Bell Elector
and yeah, and I am gonnabe guess don Wayne Gaycy so yeah,

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yeah. I had to call uplike a drag queen friend from Portland,
Oregon to make my guest on shirt. This is like an international team up
thing to make this costume. Areyou gonna have like clown stuff in there
for the gaycy part. Yeah,so I'm gonna have some clown, some
kind of smeary, creepy John Waynegaycy clown makeup. I have the gust

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on shirt. I have a quiver, like a bow and arrow quiver,
and there's like a bloody hand's gonnabe hanging out of that and man,
oh my god, you need tosend me pictures. Oh, for sure,
of course I will. Okay,so Robert, but you're being a
newbie to the Halloween, he said. I did not know that if the
porch lights were off, it meantthe people in the house did not want

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to Yeah, you be because sometimesit's it's um pedophiles and you can't go
there. Yeah. Oh oh ohthat got real dark, real fast.
Rol killers didn't go dark, butthe peds pedophiles did. Well they should
seriously, Yeah you can't. Thereare some porchlate you can't. If there's
no porch late, you don't letyour children go to it. Yeah.

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It's either like you're out trigger treatingyourself or you're at a party. Or
you're just like the Scrooge of Halloweenand you're just like, like, I
love handing out candy the kids,but I'm too much of like a kid
myself. I'm like, well,I'm not gonna sit at home on Halloween
night, right, So this isthis is kind of a perfect Halloween weekend,
I believe, because Saturday night isgoing to be like adult party night.

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So that's gonna be our big Disneyparty. We're gonna go to Nashville,
and in East Nashville there's this bigstrip of all these cool bars and
honky talks that we're just gonna barcrawl through East Nashville. And then that's
Saturday, and then Sunday I'll getto rush home. Trigger Treat will be
Sunday night, so I'll get totake my niece and nephew Trigger Treating.
They're going as Pikachu and a Pokeyall, and I'm gonna I'm gonna go

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as Ash the Pokemon Trainer. Yeah, to join their theme as well.
Becaun't you know what my favorite is? I love mister Mime because and I
have a shirt, so I havemister Mime on my shirt and it says
I'm a psychic type. Get it. Let's see. Len says here,

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I was once in front of JohnWayne Gacy's a lot whereas house used to
be. That's Indiana, I think, right, I think I don't know
Indiana, Illinois. I know it'sone of the show. How are you?
So? Now we pretty much knowthat what you like to do for
Halloween is party. So you knowthat, who doesn't My party is this

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weekend? Right, this is gonnabe Yes, it's the twenty third.
It was mine at the bar.But I won't be there. Wait when
I won't you be there? I'llbe in West Virginia, remember, oh
right right? Right? Right?Yeah? Yeah, no, my my
girl, so my girlfriend and herhusband, they have a big Halloween party.
They used to do it every year, but it gots super big,

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so instead we do it every otheryear. Well, this is the year
that it's on. And they alwaysmy bestie always like talks to me about
the date and we do it monthsin advance, like six months in advance,
and say, okay, what daycan I go? What days do
I already have booked? Like wedo this like minimum of six months in

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advance. What days do I alreadyhave booked in October and let's go from
there. Yeah. I would loveto have a friend that has like,
you know, an empty barn oran old warehouse on their property or something
and host the party there. Somethingyou can just you can absolutely destroy and
who cares. You don't have toclean it up the night of. You
can just like if you're the host, you can just go to bed.

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So much for me offering a placebecause he's just like, I just want
to destroy it. You get.They have their own business and it's like
an earth moving business. So whatthey do is they take the shop,
they take all the big equipment out. They then we go in the shop
and they decorate it all up.This year is the first year we're doing.

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She's doing everything catered, so allthe food is going to be catered.
We don't have to bring stuff,and it's going to be super fun.
That sounds super cool. Yeah.I love the planning process. I
just need a big enough space toexactly host it. See that's awesome.
Watching Rocky Horror Picture Show on Halloweenis awesome. I've never seen it.

(31:40):
You have never seen Rocky Horror pictures, only seen little bits and pieces snippet
girl, you are I know I'mnot a very good gay person. It's
kind of a good one to likesmoke a little, you know, watch
because in adulthood. If you don't, if you don't know it from like
young age with the nostalgia, youkind of watch it now. I don't.
You're like, what in the Samhill? Hold on a second, Hold

(32:06):
on a second, What the helldoes being gay have to do with watching
the Rocky Horror Picture Show. That'sa good point. It's an awesome,
awesome movie with awesome stars in it. You watch it, you, that's
your assignment. You have to watchit before Halloween. I know. Yeah,
you gotta, you gotta, yougotta fix that yet some pizza?

(32:30):
All right? So um oh boy, Teddy, you gotta have a movie
night with Cindy. Yeah, Iguess I should. I should. I
should definitely do that kind of getit caught up with some of the stuff,
you know. So, so onemore question for you, Andrew,
what is your favorite movie to watchyou get scared for? Like Halloween?

(32:51):
Um, I love all horror movies. I am a horror movie super fan.
I'm actually gonna be a scare festthis weekend, a big horror in
Kentucky. But Um, probably NightmareBefore Christmas is one of my favorites.
And I now watched that with mynissa and every niece and nep you every
year. We made that tradition anduh right here, that's that's probably my

(33:15):
like must watch. And I justwatched. I just I had a baby
set them. Last night we watchedhocus Pocus. Um, that's I was
a little too old for that.I wasn't. That wasn't my nostalgia movie
Nightmember Christmas what I mean, butI know it's a good classic. Show
them that one and then with friends. I'm just like whatever the scariest movie
possible, which I think some ofthe scariest ones are like Alien the Descent.

(33:36):
Um, I love the classics,Friday the Thirteen. I was a
Jason Vorhees fan, right, Ilove them all. Can't can't be too
scary for me a little? Allright, So you're gonna hang out.
We'll put you in the back rooma little bit, and then we're gonna
get everybody back, all right,Okay, cool, all right? So

(33:57):
look at you go. Look atall that pizza. See that now?
Not making me? Man? Iwish I had pizza. So I knew
it would be fun to have Andrewup here because he the last time we
talked him, who loved Horn movies. Oh yeah, so do I.
He's amazing, He's a great guy. And I'm motioning him all to luck
at as scare Fest because that's ahuge scare Fest has always been a huge

(34:20):
event, so he shouldn't have agood time. Now, the next guy
we're gonna bring up here is goingto talk about Halloween. It might be
a little different, but who knows. You know, I know that the
guests after him are definitely going totell us about their Halloween. And yes,
there's two of them. That's whatI said, guests. So let's
bring on Jason the Bipolar DM.Hello, Yes, so Halloween. What

(34:45):
is Halloween to you? Jason?Well, when I grew up, I
actually I'm a Navy brat. Iwas born in a Navy hospital, grew
up, graduated from a Department ofDefense school in Japan, and so I
actually spent most of my youth overseasin Japan, and the Japanese didn't celebrate
Halloween. The military did. Andat that time when we were in there

(35:06):
was no chaplains for Pagans or anybodyelse of any of the other faiths,
and so it was a very commercializedHalloween that we celebrated. But it was
also one of the few times weallowed the Japanese onto the military base,
and so they just had a hootand haller dressing up and tricker treating and
the activities we we'd do, youknow, like pumpkin carving and stuff like

(35:29):
that in horror movies, and theyreally just ate it up. They just
absolutely loved the holiday. The closestholiday that they had was called Bannadori,
which is a celebration of the honoringthe spirits of their ancestors, and that
was one of the other times thatwe opened up the base too. The
third time would be fourth of July. So only three times a year that

(35:50):
we allowed the Japanese onto the militarybase, and it was for those three
big holidays, and Halloween was oneof them. And so we would you
know, we had we called theNavy Exchange, which is our version of
Walmart, you know for the military, which had just a little bit of
everything. So everybody, you know, you have only like twelve costumes between
you know, ten thousand kids toto decide, you know, so most

(36:14):
time we were making our own andstuff like that, and but we had
a lot of fun, but itwas very much the commercial Halloween is what
how is celebrated. Have you everseen pictures of people from the past like
how like basically the twenties and thirtiesand forties and how, you know,
them making their costumes because some ofthem were so imaginative. I mean they

(36:34):
were taking burlapp bags and just puttingthem over their head and tying them on
and just cutting out holes and andshit like that. And you know they
kind of like how they made theirscarecrows. They would actually dress up like
that, you know, I thinkit's really cool. And some of the
masks, I mean I think theymade them out of paper Christian I can't
say that word paper mache, crissaemache, whatever. Yeah, but still,

(36:59):
I mean it was yeah, likeBatman scarecrow. Yes, Robert um
Len says hello Jason. Hello,Barry marsays Hello Jason. Robert Light says
Hello Jason. They're all so umso with being on you know, being
a Navy brand. I mean,what did you get out of Halloween though?

(37:19):
You I'm sure you were raised lotsof candy? Yeah, we did.
We did you know when we getthem the set of pillowcases, and
we I mean we'd hit the barracks, we'd hit the Navy housing. Officer
housing. Officer housing always had thebest candy. We're all because we were
all segregated, you know. Enlistedwas billeted in one part of the base.

(37:43):
Officer housing was a separate billet anduh and and so that was one
of the few times we were allowedto go into officer country and in intermedal
with the officers and stuff like thattoo. With Halloween was one of those
few holidays that we were allowed touh fratten ice. Right, So do
you think that growing up, Imean that way versus like today, I
mean, I mean today, asin Halloween, it is very commercialized today

(38:07):
versus what it was back when wewere all kids. I mean, it's
really just changed. And now there'speople that want to get rid of Halloween.
Yeah, I don't understand that.I mean, yeah, I mean,
and it's it's crazy. I hateusing the word crazy, but it
is. It's crazy what what peoplewill latch onto as a their cause.

(38:30):
You know, whether it was againstdungeons and dragons back in the eighties,
whether it was against rock music orpagan holidays or whatnot people find. I
mean, they'll bitch about the Easterbunny, if the if the if it
suits them, you know, youknow, so it's it's just crazy.
It just messed up. How howpeople want to tear other everybody else's fun

(38:51):
down for their own whatever. Thatif they didn't have pagan holidays, they
wouldn't have any holidays, I meanpretty much. I mean because I mean
Catholic. Yeah, the Catholic Churchwas great about you know, they were
very much you know, convert ordie, but they also tried very hard
to incorporate as much as they couldof the foreign holidays into and quote unquote

(39:13):
christianize them to make them make Christianitymore palatable for other faiths. And so
that's how we ended up with likehow we celebrate Christmas and Halloween on all
Saints Day and Easter even and alot of these other holidays where a lot
of them were adaptations to make thelike the dramatic people more comfortable, the

(39:34):
Irish, the English, you know, on all of them, uh,
more comfortable with the Catholic faith.I think for me, I think the
one place I would love to gofor a Halloween type event would be um
that there's so many places that havethese huge celebrations, but I think,
you know, going down to nowit's escape me. I can't even think

(39:57):
of the damn place. Now.New Orleans be amazing for is anybody in
my group are in the back roomever gone to New Orleans for Halloween?
No? No, nobody has reallythat surprises me. If anybody go,

(40:19):
yeah, I know on the bucketlist. I think maybe we should get
everybody together and say, Okay,everybody get a plane ticket, we're all
going to New Orleans at the sametime. Oh yeah. This year,
I'm doing Halloween a little differently.I'm actually performing a wedding for Kevin's aunts

(40:40):
and on Halloween, and it's goingto be uh neo pagan style wedding where
I'm gonna be distressed. We're allgonna be in costumes. Already got my
gandolf suit, you know, costumeand everything like that. So I'm gonna
be performing this wedding and costume andit's gonna be a lot of fun.
And that's of course Kevin and Tirodput on from what they say, the

(41:01):
best Halloween parties. So I'm lookingforward to a chance to see one of
their parties. That's so fun overhere on my UM outlet on my page.
Um, I just flipped it becauseI just heard it through my headphones.
But um, one of my unclesor whatever you want to call him,

(41:25):
he wasn't uncle, his uncle whatever. Anyways, Um, he actually
is having some paranormal activity in hishome. So for Halloween, that's awesome
for him, you know. AndAnthony c and Ellie says, I'm going
to be ghost hunting for Halloween.Yeah, that would be fun fun.

(41:47):
Yeah, there's a lot of themon here. Guys, feel free to
post something in there about Halloween.I don't have a problem with reading that,
um and getting it out there,and I think that's kind of awesome.
Mike. I will get ahold ofyou and we'll get that taken care
of. Um. I just haveone investigation before you before that happens.
Um. Barry March has never beenin New Orleans, but I would like

(42:07):
to get down there sometime. Myfavorite NFL team resides there. Yeah he's
a Saints or Yeah. UM,let's see what. You're surprised that I
know that? All right? Sowhat have we got? Karen Smith says,
we don't do Halloween in this countrya scatter if you do include the

(42:29):
peeps across the road. They havespiders and big ghosts on their houses.
I laughed and thought to myself,they have enough real ones. Chanelle says
Halloween is my birthday, and itsays I have done it in New Orleans.
She's been in New Orleans. That'sawesome. Lenz says, um,

(42:52):
Nope, never been in New Orleanson Halloween is an idea. However,
it's only six hours for him.Don't know what it is for me.
Yeah, and Karen is from Australia, so uh, what did Roberts say?
Roberts said, Um, yeah,Karen, I already mentioned that except

(43:14):
for the amounts of real things here. So uh, let's see len against
this. Last Halloween, I wason a podcast for hours doing echo,
vox and ghostbox sessions until we allfell asleep. I probably would have fell
asleep too, and probably within thenext probably first ten minutes of it,

(43:36):
I really would have. I'm notinto that unfortunately. Yeah. Um,
but so you know, it wasinteresting, you know how we we just
hearched from you how different it isfrom being a civilian. For Halloween and
then being a navy brat. Youknow, it is different. Now,
did you get the real story ofHalloween while you were a Navy brat?
You know? Or no, soyou didn't get it till after We just

(44:00):
we just knew, Hey, thirtyfirst was Halloween and that's when we got
candy, and and that was thatwas all what it was all about,
was getting the candy. It wasn'tuntil us later as an adult and went
through seminary this, you know,a study comparative religion stuff like that,
that I actually started learning about theroots of Halloween and a lot of the
holidays that we have and uh andso yeah, it was, Um,

(44:25):
it's very interesting to see the historyof Halloween and especially how it's practiced in
Europe too. It's very from whatI've heard from people over there, very
different than how we practice it here. Yeah, we really do states have
the States have. I mean,like I said, it's commercialized here to
a different to a certain level.But you go to some of the European

(44:46):
countries and it's it's so different.Actually, I would love to go to
you know, Scotland or Ireland orsomething like that and see the way they
celebrate versus the way we do here, and it'd be a lot to do.
It'd be fun. I just knowthat it'd be really cool, especially
going through some of the old placesthat have been there for seventy hundred years.

(45:06):
I mean, that would be activitythat could possibly be going on just
from the amount of sheer, theamount of people that have been through that
area would be amazing. Yeah,all right, Jason, we're gonna put
you in the back room, hangaround, and we're gonna bring up our
next guests. All right. Soeverybody knows these guys, UM. They

(45:29):
have UM. The one his hisown show, and his partner is his
UM co host. Everybody loves him. He's amazing. I've been seeing some
really cool posts from him lately,some new photos which he looks amazingly handsome
in UM everybody welcome to the show, the Queen herself, t Roy and

(45:50):
his husband Kevin get that back job. Wow. So what's up with the
new photos? That's the first thingI had to ask you. They're they're
actually pretty nice. You look goodat them. I've been practicing photography,
yes, and editing and just tryingto take pictures. Yeah, Yeah,

(46:17):
that looks amazing. But now I'mtrying my hand and photo editing, so
hopefully I'll have our own commercials toshow you and we'll actually awesome. So
if you guys are familiar with Troyor not familiar with t Roy and Kevin,
they have a show on wlf Eon the LGBTQ I A plus Friends
Network which is called Everything Yet Nothing, Um, which is a very cool

(46:40):
show. It's uh, thank youguys are just nutty. I love it.
Which now yeah, yeah, Iknow, I know. So,
So individually, we'll start with you, t Roy, what does Halloween mean
to you? I love Halloween likeum, I get to I feel more
free with them who I truly amon the ensign because right, yeah,

(47:08):
I'm mad, you know, Ifeel magical and mystical and I could just
just get into it and be mywitchy salf for my hook of salf whatever.
More times than not it's than hookof Oh yes, that's my favorite.

(47:32):
Yea. So what about you,keV, Well, my favorite part
of Halloween is the celebrations and thecelebration of the people that have passed.
We like to when we make ourdinner table that night, we set an
extra plate for the Yeah, welike to set up our altars and make

(47:58):
them all nice and pretty. Andwe usually by now we've had everything decorated.
And the Jason says, talked aboutsome of the parties we've had.
We're the best parties. Halloween isjust fall is our favorite, my favorite
time of year. Yeah, andeverything goes starts to go to sleep.

(48:20):
Yeah, and we're gardeners hey channelchannel. But with this everything that's happened
this year, we're haven't decorated.We're getting there. It's gonna be fun.
And we've got that wedding to goto. Yes, So I get
a lot of my creakiness from thisaunt that we're going to get married.

(48:44):
I love her to that, Likeshe's so much fun my parents. I
should have been her kid. Andit's true. I mean we have to
both have the same morbit, Likewe've always wanted our houses to be like
that in family. She's actually makingher house. So like I still can't
just I can't get away from thegame. So Kevin, like, what

(49:07):
is your favorite costume would you liketo dress up best? For years,
I've been a vampire because it let'sbe honest, if I were going to
be anything besides the way, itwould be a vampire and I have my
list again. I just thought aboutthat. Now, what about you,
t Roy, What's what's your favoriteto dress up best? Um? You

(49:31):
know, it's funny because whenever Iwas little, my mom actually made my
costume for me, and it wasalways like a kitty cat or um,
something that she could throw together reallyeasy. And that's what I used to
like to be a cat whenever Iwas younger, and then now I just

(49:54):
love being I call her a ladyof un Shirley. Yeah, she's a
badass. That's amazing. So youbasically do drag then for Halloween? Yes,

(50:14):
that's awesome. Yeah, that's fantastic. This year, we're thinking about
a couple's costume if I can findit. Um and I heard it from
TikTok because I totally want to doit. But a priest and ultra boy.
Oh so I'm actually everywhere I'm notdoing I had no there's somebody else

(50:47):
in the back room shake and hishead, no to no way, and
that would be perfect by Robert.Listen, this is the thing is,
yes, the priests were a lotof them were gay and they just weren't

(51:08):
out mh. Well, unless theywere just hard up and they were tired
of screwing their pillow. I mean, I don't know. I mean it's
it's yeah, really knows. Iwasn't there. I don't know. I
can't. I can't sell you know. I'm gonna I'm gonna kind of put

(51:29):
this in there because I have myfor myself. UM, dressing up for
Halloween. I don't really remember toomany Halloweens, to be honest with you,
especially dressing up because it's a it'sa family thing to where we always
like candles and remember the past lovedones that have passed on. Um,
setting the table, extra plates,taken the food to the you know the

(51:51):
four corners, like I said,and just remembrance. Um. But there
was a year that UM, Idressed up as a jester from like the
old Times, you know, fromlike King Yeah, maybe you old Jess.
My mom made the costume. Itwas amazing, and I think that
was the funnest one that I've everI've ever done. I did do drag

(52:15):
one year. UM, But UM, I'll tell you this that after four
hours wearing those shoes, I wasdone. That was the thing that first
turned me on about Halloween. Ithink is the dressing a part because I
love it, I just yet andI would like put it, make a

(52:38):
dress out of a sheet or whatever. Walk around like that all the time
anyway, so you don't we gotlook at the hair you got now,
kid, I know right. Oneyear, I the last year I actually
did drag for Halloween. I usedmy own hair. I had this red
dress on. It had fur allaround here. We had my hair all

(53:00):
up in a nice up. Dude, I didn't make up. I walked
in and I was volunteering at afist store. I walked in and they
were like yeah, and I waslike, I hear to work and oh
my god, Kevin. Back thenmy hair was longer. It was like

(53:20):
down to hear, oh wow,yeah, that's amazing. Well, you
know, for me, I meanI love to see that. I love
handing out candy. I don't knowthe rest of you in the back,
I mean candy handing out, youknow, seeing all these kids in their
costumes. Unfortunately, being commercialized,you don't see a lot of that are

(53:40):
just kind of made or or youknow, that are different than normal.
But like last year, I mean, for it wasn't what yeah it was
it was Halloween last year that everybodywas wearing like what was hot that year,
like Iron Man or you know whatI mean. They were all wearing
the same type of costumes. ButI did go to a toga party once

(54:02):
on a Halloween and you just youjust took your sheet and you strapped it
across yet and everybody walked around withbig beer mugs, you know, whether
there was anything animal or not.And I've done that, but yeah,
that's always money. Ever went tothe thrift store and got some just some.
I got this random suit and welike ripped it up, and he

(54:25):
got an outfit we ripped up andzombie makeup food, um red velvet that
red food coming all over the Yeah, we still have all of our costumes.
Oh yeah about everything awesome. Soyou guys got so you got your

(54:50):
big party this year? Then wellwhat kind of sort of It's like Jayson
said, it's gonna be an Oklahomaand it's gonna be during the whole wedding
things. So our party this yearis going to be actually on out.
That's cool. And usually we dolike the week before and it's like a

(55:13):
tradition almost. We've only missed twoout of fifteen years, and you know,
it's just so much fun. Wedecorate every room kind of like this
behind us, but like castle themedand freaking just bat theme. We did
our first apartment. We had theslaughter room, which was the bathroom.

(55:36):
We had the bathroom which is thewas the kitchen, and then we had
the spider room which front leven roomin the bedroom was the dungeon. Yeah,
and it freaking awesome. We hadit all wrapped. We got one
of them wrapped things from Walmart forlike fifty bucks. Had it all wrapped
out like timey up, timey up. Right, You'd be surprised at how

(56:01):
many people actually take the chains inone of the pictures like that. Yeah.
I had to take little you knowchains with it and everything. It
was great. We had people inthat one bedroom, tiny apartment. There's
a lot of sick people out there, and I'm one of them. I
mean, we like, I'm justkidding. You know. There are some

(56:22):
times that handy, you know,those handcuffs come in handy. You know,
I'm pretty sure everybody has a pair. Yeah, yeah you should,
even if they hung up on thewalls. Yeah, especially if they got
like farana people looking it's like,oh, she's a little kinky. I

(56:43):
love it, right, we justlost helping parties. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, go ahead, no,go ahead, say what you're gonna
say. M My mom and hisgrandma, which passed away here recently.
Yeah, but come actually, andwe dressed his grandma one year and she

(57:09):
was she had like a bee halfhair, dude, like it was bright
pink and she was all like doneup, I don't know, fifties,
yeah wild. I did hell makeupwith a lot of pink accents, and
so she had like really rugie cheeksand big pink lips because I drew on
her lips too, and it wasgreat. And then one year she was

(57:34):
a witch and so I did likepurple and black makeup on her and anything.
She loves it. Mom was azombie. Yeah n so yeah.
Um, I didn't get a chanceto find out how you finalized, like
for your karaoke thing, you're doneon stage? What happened you did purple
rain? How'd that turn out?It was fabulous? Um. I actually
haven't shared the video yet, butI'm getting ready to. Um. It

(57:59):
was so much fun. I meanI was on cloud nine and I did
Oh my god, I wish Icould like upload that picture. But I
had my cloak, letting cloak andit's like white on the outside into the
still around the inside. I worethat out on a stage. I had

(58:20):
like prince coat, and then Ihad like purple makeup and hair off funky
like Prince would have it, andtype it in jeans with my new white
boots and it was like black lightand it was so cool because I kind
of bright. I was really bright. And then like right before I started
singing, I literally just threw thecloak off and then I was all like

(58:45):
and I freaking I was like workingit, and the Steve lee Woods,
the country singer, he was alllike, I absolutely am floored, and
I watched the video. It wasfreaking phenomenal. He said, you know,

(59:07):
for you to do that for thefirst time, you rocked that stage
like you owned it. You rockedit. And I did really good on
the song, you know I could. I remembered everything. I was so
nervous because I was like, ohmy god, I'm gonna get out there
and screw it up somehow, andyou know, amazing. I was like

(59:30):
so much fun. Like they evengave me a dressing room, a private
dressing Room seven. Those pictures areall done by Damian Portfolio. Portfolio,
I always missed up his name.Yeah, those except for the one I
just think. Yeah, I can'twait. I can't wait to see that

(59:52):
video t right that it's gonna beso much. Oh my god, I
can't wait to share it because itis awesome. Yeah. Yeah, sorry,
I didn't mean he got a holdbehind the scenes. Damien was there
for everything for the documents, sosorry. Yeah. Yeah, okay,
So we're going to put you inthe back room. Yeah, we're I'm

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guys, we are back. Um, that was weird, Sandy.
I heard you talk in the backgroundand you're even muted, So that was
really weird. I don't know whythat even happened. Tom was dying.
He was crying. He's still crying. He's I don't know what his problem
is expected, but he was watchingso um without a further it was weird.
It's like, I promise you it'sgonna be whatever. I'm like,

(01:04:14):
what the hell is she talking about? But that's what I was talking about,
the mushrooms. He would and tastethem. Oh okay, So hello
Gerard for joining us here. Solet's get our new guest, our next
guest up here. Um. SoI figured this one would be fun because
I know this guy has knowledge aboutHalloween me. Sometimes Ceddy we have to

(01:04:43):
have secrets from each other, yes, and sometimes Teddy has to be in
the middle of it. That's right. That's right. And now that we
know that we can handcuff Teddy,we can put up there. So I
was gonna say, you know,when I played the commercial for the parafest,

(01:05:03):
I was hoping that Andrew was goingto watch it because it was a
nice big photo of Andrew on theParafat commercial. And he didn't watch it.
He might have watched it, youknow, he might watch You'll have
to go back and watch it now, and he go back and watch the
commercial seconds right, that's right.Yeah, see there you go, girl,

(01:05:28):
surprise. I figured it would begood to bring him in, and
I figured we'd get his take onHalloween. So that so what is that
done? Yeah for you for Halloween? So what is on What is a
Halloween? Yes, that's your commercial, that's your commercial, chief, that's
your question. What does Halloween meanto me, to you, what what
does Halloween mean to me? Youknow it wrong? It's that Halloween.

(01:05:53):
That's what halloween. Hallow, hall, hallowen. Well, how do you
spell hall? How do you spellhall? Sow win at any rate?
Duh hallow? It's hallow weens.So quite honestly, since having children,

(01:06:25):
right, it is it is thequintessential child children's experience. It's throwing candy
at children who are near your house. Hey, Barry, I'm sorry,
tactfully saying whoa, look at you, here's some candy. Um. And
so so that's what it's been likefor the last bunch of years. But

(01:06:48):
um, just because that's been likethat was kind of you know, my
my job was like to hand outthe candy and and be there and help
with the pumpkins and carving them.But along the way, right, bringing
the kids along the ways, alsotalking to them about you know, why
do we have jack at Lanard's whatis the purpose of a Jack Lanard?

(01:07:09):
And just this just this year,we're gonna talk a little bit about John
Barleycorn and we're gonna talk a littlebit about some of the other traditions around
this time of year and talk aboutthat because there's a lot I mean,
to be honest, quite a few, right. And interestingly, my youngest
little mystical who is afraid of alot of things like his shadow, the

(01:07:30):
wind, um, the sun,um, any sorts of noise. So
but he he sat with me overthe weekend. It was like glued to
um, glued to paranormal TV shows. So I just right then, I
was like, well, I gottago make dinners. So we're gonna turn
that off because I'm not gonna beresponsible for any nightmares. Um, I

(01:07:56):
got enough problems. Um so right, But I think, right, So
that's that I think is that's potentiallya lot more fun. Right, So
to start, there's starting to getolder. We can break out of some
of the some of the candy typestuff and start getting into more of what
what it means to be in thistime of year, Like why is this
an important time of year for us? And it's just as people and so

(01:08:18):
I'm I'm looking forward to that.I don't I don't necessarily dress up.
I go as a middle aged,overweight, balding tarot card reader on the
internet, mustache with a curly mustache. It's a niche. It's a niche
type of costume, but not alot of not a lot of them out

(01:08:40):
there. If you go to aHalloween party, you probably won't see other
ones of me. Maybe I shouldgo as a this year. Well,
I would definitely shuffle you. Ohmy god, the sun is scary,

(01:09:00):
Eric, thank you for saying that. So just like that, that validates
the little one. No, heyou know, he's much he's much less
afraid than he used to. Butfor you as a kid, though,
Doc, I mean, what wasit like for you? I mean,
did you yeah, go ahead,did you like dressing up and doing all
that? Yeah? I like dressingup and going out and making my own

(01:09:21):
costumes. And it was usually justold clothes. So like Troy and Kevin,
right, it was it was atthat time, right, it was
the hobo, and then it wasthe hobo clown, and then the next
year that becomes the zombie outfit,right, you know, growing he just
that costume. Yeah, growing upwith that was the deal. Um was

(01:09:42):
just okay, that's still probably fitsyou, um, or maybe it's just
shorts this year. But also growingup in Western New York, right,
So growing up in Western New York, right, you can have the greatest
costume in the world. Yeah,and you'd have to wear a snowsuit over
it. I always loved just goingas myself and they're like, well,

(01:10:03):
what are you supposed to be?I said, I'm a homicidal maniac.
You can't tell me from anybody else. Like that makes me less interested in
shuffling your cards. You know youbrought that up though, doctor. Now
it makes me think about some ofthese states that are like they start getting

(01:10:24):
snow in the beginning of October andit's so cold, what their Halloween really
is? I mean, because snowmen probably just their mask. I'll just
a mask that all goes eskimos,you know, you know that or you
know. Yeah, And when wemoved to so when we first moved to
Florida, the first year that wewere in Florida, we couldn't figure out

(01:10:44):
Halloween to save our lives. Like, we just couldn't figure it out.
I mean, first of all,we lived in a community was largely older
people, and so we asked ourneighbor and she was like, I don't
think you've seen a trigger treater herein like I don't know, fifteen twenty
years, right, So that wasa little weird um and nobody decorated,
right, but so, but weeventually found like a trunk or treat type

(01:11:05):
of thing. And then the nextyear, the next year we had found
we found a neighborhood where people werekind of walking around and it was all
sorts of all sorts of crazy.But for a year, we're like,
legit, wondering that same question,ted, like what do people do in
other places? Like, yeah,because you have to guess that in other
states, I mean, especially whenwe were talking about New Orleans, so

(01:11:29):
we know what their celebrations are likebecause it's always publicized, you know what
I mean, right, but likewhat does the state of Washington do?
What does Texas do? What?You know what I mean? So it's
like they're always so different. Andthen there's the horror stories, right,
yeah, well you know what I'mtalking about. It's like it's like you
know, uh, kids get theircandy and it's usually the next day and
you get they got their candy andthere was a razor blade in it or

(01:11:53):
yes, you know, and it'slike that was my growing up. Yeah
right, yeah, that makes Halloweenmuch scarier. Yes, but like my
kids don't understand, like why Icheck candy like you know, but that
was because how do you check yourcandy doc by feeding it to other people?

(01:12:14):
The poison chester Well, I'm justsaying it is so, Jansen says
to to the kids, like myother children, Jessica and Jet and aj
is my son in law. Jansensays something about mom's favorite candy, and
Jansen says three Musketeers and they allgo no, And Jansen goes, mom,

(01:12:41):
what's your favorite candy? I'm likethree Musketeers and Jessica goes sis.
When it's always like all men sneakersor snickers, I'm like, listen,
if you can't remember that, Iwould always steal your three Musketeers. And
I'm going to tell you butterps peanutbutter cups. Yeah, I think minor

(01:13:06):
peanut butter cups, only because theywere my mom's favorite, and so it
was such a rarity to get one. Um, it's not like it's not
sentimental. She stole them all.I wanted one right right, And now
that I don't have to share,now I can eat what I want.
But no, I mean we wouldcheck it, right, you check it

(01:13:27):
for the loose wrappings, you youknow, everything any you know went in
doubt throw it out, but Igrew up in that same time, Ted
Rad It's like, you know,kids got razorblades and apples or needles and
in all sorts of things. Butthen the littlest one. We're a food
die in preservative free household for themost part, because my littlest one has

(01:13:48):
um has a has allergies to thosethings. So Halloween for him is really
hard because kids are getting all kindsof candy and he can't really have it.
So we end up doing like this. It's we have a real weird
kind of like exchange program where wespend exorbitant amounts of money on candy that

(01:14:08):
he can eat, which I thinkis actually better than the candy you get
on the street. And then hecan he can negotiate because he loves to
negotiate a trade. He can negotiatetrades, so be like, I'll give
you one of these like and thena couple of years ago he got into
the whole the whole mindset of aI will eat it if you don't give

(01:14:29):
me twenty of those do we donot negotiate with terrorists? Right right?
Yeah? I know he Jason lovedit. He was back there laughing.
Yeah, he's super clever. Yeah, it's super It's a lot of fun.
But then, you know, andthen in the pandemic, right we

(01:14:49):
did, there was no trick ortreating, and so we turned the house
into kind of like a a candyhunt and haunted house. Not haunted house
because the kid's got to sleep,but but you know, little things to
let them know, and like whydo we give treats like teaching him those
things, especially because he has thatfood allergy. We want to haul,

(01:15:11):
we want the season of mean moreso, but he just likes to dress
up. Yeah. In the background, we're in the back room, Tom
and Dahm are talking to each otherand you can see them pointing at the
screen and going back and forth.Yeah, freaking weirdos. Yeah there weirdos
high a little bit. Yeah,showing gives me shit, Like I'm not

(01:15:33):
you know, so, yes,he hung up on you. Um,
he's like shit, I was talkingto him. Now he's gone, like
he's looking at his phone. I'mlike, yeah, he hung up on
you. But you know, Halloween, those two, I mean, it's
like one of those things where likeI don't I'm just gonna sound really bad.

(01:15:54):
But I don't care for Christmas atall at all. It's I myself
in my room, I watch movies, I eat all the shit that I
shouldn't beating. I just don't care. That's my day of like screw the
world. And but Halloween is,oh my god, that's like we usual.

(01:16:14):
We usually celebrate on nuwell, whichis celebt Halloween on no no,
no, we celebrate stop it.And so you did a confuser doc that
was you shouldn't do that. Youknow, she'll get backed up in there.
She's also celebrateing Zombie Jesus Day.Wait a minute, what is zombie

(01:16:41):
Jesus Jesus. There you go,Andrew, you can have another another party,
Zombie Jesus Day. The costumes areamazing. That's his costumes. Superb.
Watch inappropriate, I know, superYeah. Sorry, guys, that's

(01:17:02):
all right. We watched Jesus ChristSuperstar and make Crest jokes. Um what
jokes? Crass jokes, Oh crastjokes, not grass, No, I
thought you Crest. I'm like,I'm so confused with the toothpaste. Oh

(01:17:25):
you guys. He was talking abouthe was talking about Yule and Christmas,
and I said, we celebrate onYule and not on Christmas. We were
not talking about sewing at that point, right, Oh man, Yeah,
I don't know how I feel.I like Christmas the same reason, right,

(01:17:46):
I got, I got littles andwhat we celebrate with the rest of
the family on I usually just bingewatch Godzilla movies or John Wayne movies.
That's why I pick a particular themeof a movie. No, I just
throw them in unless I get in. Well, it's funny because Christmas time.
I do watch a lot of horrorflicks as well, because I like

(01:18:08):
watching like the what the hell isthe one? It's pretty traditional? Yeah,
well it is. I mean theKiller Killer Santa stuff like that.
Are you guys do not watch?Do not too much anymore because I watch
a lot of horror flicks. Yeah, I loved him. My favorite movie

(01:18:30):
of all time was um Freddy KruegerNightmare in Elm Street. So yeah,
except for the candy, I agree. No telling ghost stories at Christmas.
That that is traditional. That's moretraditional than the how how this country ruined
Christmas? Yeah, you know,and and not to kind of spoil you

(01:18:53):
know, anything, but I gettired like certain things, and like Christmas
is so much more commercialized than Halloweenis, and and Halloween's commercialized huge,
but my god, Christmas, yougotta deal with the Like there's already Christmas
songs playing on the radio, andI'm like, what is this crap?

(01:19:16):
You know, I mean, can'twe you know, So I'll change the
lyrics because I'm a singer. I'lljust you know, Christmas songs and I'll
change them to where Jason kills FreddyKrueger or you know, something like that
and something you know, Yeah,yeah, something wholesome and fun. You
know, you should enjoy the holidaytwo ted, there's no reason you shouldn't,

(01:19:36):
that's right. So yeah, Ithink I enjoy it more now.
But I think I enjoy Halloween morenow, like it's more like it's more
personal, right yeah now. Butyeah, because the older you get,
I think you the older you get, you you kind of get past the
whole candy and dressing up and well, unless you're Andrew hes still dressing up

(01:19:57):
as like the kids. He isjust a big kid. But you know,
I actually don't. But I meanthe closest, I shit, I
don't need an excuse. I getdressed up here all the time. Yeah,
that's you know, I put onmy red nose and I'm good to
go. Yeah. See there yougo. I got a hat somewhere back
there, you know. Worst casescenario, step reach behind me and grab

(01:20:19):
my big foot ask and yep,Christmas songs. Yeah, that's hysterical,
right, all right, Doc,So I have a what's my web camera?
I just I can zoom? He'sjust playing with it. Nice time.

(01:20:41):
So we got so we got onemore guest, and then we're gonna
what we love guests, Yes wedo, Yes we do. Worst Halloween
was the funeral from my little brotherwho buried him, and it wrecked me.
I'm sorry, Chanel, I'm sorry. Yeah, So bring out that
stripper. I agree, maybe Halloweenwe should have strippers. I think it

(01:21:02):
would be great to have strippers onHalloween. That's cool, Lincoln Vaughn,
everybody, all right, we're gonnaput you in the back room and bring
on our final guest. All right, I'm going to the back room.
Cindy, meet you there. I'llsee you there. We ain't gonna talk

(01:21:23):
about what you tuning in the backroom, all right. Final guests of
the evening that I have so faris none other than the bad boy of
Um, I don't know how Iwanted to put it, bad boy,
I totally lost. It doesn't evenmatter. It's gone. It just went.
Um. But he has our favoriteghost Boo with him. So here

(01:21:44):
is dominic everybody. Yeah, we'renot chaos right. Oh yeah, let
me fix that one. Chaos umwith that name up there. He has
COVID nineteen right now with a friend. I really wish you the best of
luck. Yeah, he is family. Yeah, that's why it's up there

(01:22:04):
because we were all hanging out.Yeah for sure, But yeah, he
has COVID nineteen. Dude. Indeed, Tom is ready to get in right
now too. He wants to jumpin. But like for real, like
chaos. He worked hard for hishaunts all year long and couldn't do it
because he got that. So Ilove your brother, and I'm going to
tell you something. It's not over, folks, because I have a dear

(01:22:26):
friend right now fighting for his life. He's an a ventilator in the hospital
right now. Um, And Cindy, I was going to talk to you
about it because we're gonna be doinga fundraiser and I might, you know,
get you involved, yeah, tohelp raise some money for the guy.
Because he's not doing well and heis a father and um, well
ted whatever news to be done likeon my show too, like to get

(01:22:46):
people better with this whole situation withCOVID nineteen, Like I would love to
help because it's it's not fun.You know a lot of friends, right,
So all right, tom, Sothe question is what is Halloween?
What's up lady? What's happening in? What does Halloween mean to you?
Dominic? Halloween means to me justa year of frustration and then I get

(01:23:10):
to see pumpkins and a cool skyand then like, um, just people
enjoying their lives. And then youget address up all your long and masks
that we're in all your now,but just enjoying life. I mean honestly,

(01:23:30):
Halloween is one of these things whereit's like I enjoy like movies and
stuff like this, like in aseason that like Florida here now that I'm
in, Um, we don't getthe season pains, so we just totally
under like we don't get trigger treadersand stuff like that. So like movies
and everyone hanging out bonfires in hotweather, it's amazing. Um, we
love happening. Halloween means take advantageof the Hey I'm back. I am

(01:23:59):
back, and my shows are comingback too. So, um, I
got a complete lineup w LFEEDB DASH, you know, like come on in,
Like I'll be on a Monday night, Thursday night, and then a
lot of nights so everyone comes checkit out. I got a whole lineup
of individuals and check it out.So you know, Halloween, I mean
you're right about one thing is likewhen Halloween comes around, is when people

(01:24:20):
do start to loosen up a littlebit. They come out and they dress
up. They seem to have morefun and I and you know it is
part of the U. The kids. I mean, if you've got kids,
it's always fun to get your kidsout there and dress them up and
go. You know, it's that'sgood things, you know. Yeah yeah,
but we're adults, brother. Imean I get it for the kids,

(01:24:40):
like the candy, but like thinkabout the adults for Halloween, like
bonfires, apples, drinking beer,hanging out just like you know, even
though I should be drinking beer,like just hanging out with friends and stuff
like that. Like yeah, it'sthe whole atmosphere of like Halloween is just
amazing. Um, it's just likea vibe that just comes out to the

(01:25:03):
world that you know you only getto do once a year. Um,
you know as Genevieve does that,those tours and and shit like that.
Oh year long, Like this isthe veil of the world right now,
like we're ready for whatever is ishere, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, get Tommy on, Like I know he's watching. He's

(01:25:25):
so mad, So throw Tom onright now so we can hang out and
have a good time. What thehell did you do? You think you
run this show? No? Iknow, but I'm saying, um no,
Like you know, it's one ofthose things where it's like what Hallow
Halloween means to us. All herehe is and then you know what,

(01:25:47):
just just for a little bit,all right, Tom, you're ready the
hat and the haircut, waiting forthe clothes to come off with the hell
oh well, I'll put it backon. You know, all year long

(01:26:14):
I worked on like with Grave Guys, with Craig and I. Tom knows
this like the boom Hunters now,which is the actual ghost hunting thing that
I own with TikTok and stuff.It's got a really cool logo. Yeah,
well, Tom actually made it soTom, Yeah, yeah, I
did make it look at like,oh, yes, you made me laugh.

(01:26:42):
I was we can't get that seriousdone. I was here. Yeah,
I think I agree with We're likein a twilight zone right now.
I don't know what the hell's goingon. So and and Dom's camera's really
going quirky. Yeah, it's beendoing this little glitch thing since he went

(01:27:04):
back to Florida. I don't knowwhat it is, but I'm gonna take
care of this this week because likeall the shows are coming back, I
can have this like little matrix.Yeah, is that a that's the same
camera head before? Maybe you justneed to I think it might be the
Internet or it's look at that it'sstopped well a keyboard. Tom. Okay,

(01:27:29):
so the bad boys there you two. So what are you guys planning
on doing for Halloween this year?Hmm? What Halloween? Well? Tom
and I have a show coming upthis this gentleman. Uh, it's like
a thousand pause, one thousand milesright. Um, he literally walks um

(01:27:50):
for cancer for dogs. Yeah,and there'll be a documentary like literally on
TV and Netflix and everything. Um. I can't say names and stuff like
that, but it'll be up forDom and Tom's world what we do see?
It just glitched pretty heavily right there. But yeah, him and I

(01:28:12):
have an interview with the thousand pausea thousand miles. That's kind of a
cool title, A thousand pause athousand miles. Um, he just walks
it for cancer for dogs. Andthat's what Tom and I have coming up,
uh with I had with w LVto B and it will still happen
save a fox coming up. Wewant to do more animals and what what

(01:28:34):
Tom and I do? We usuallyare on a Friday night, but we're
gonna start taking nights that um whenspoke, Yeah, I know, I
saw that too. Did you seethat? Tom? It's my inset.
Okay, I saw too. I'mlike, what the hell is floating in
his freaking cameras a ghost team?Yeah? Right now, parted, that's

(01:29:00):
what happened. We're just gonna starttaking nights where it's like if there's interviews
for how about that? Wow?Well, guys, we're gonna start bringing
in a few more people here becausewe don't have a lot of time left,
so we're bringing a couple other peoplehere to right, And so I

(01:29:25):
wish that I was to see someof those other ones. We haven't seen
him in a while, so uh, let's see who we got in here.
There's Doc, there's Doc am I. Oh god, how black is
going to be under me? It'salways scary when you don't know when you're

(01:29:45):
being brought back because you're like,that's right about what about is taking my
shirt off? Or what if I'mwhat if I'm picking? What if I'm
picking my nose? Like? Haveyou got to give us some mornings?
Right? Right? Sorry? Iwas like, I'm all right. So

(01:30:09):
if you guys had all the moneyin the world to dress up one time
as your favorite character, who wouldit be? Who would I dress up?
I would be te Roy? Stopit because I was gonna say,
I want to be like dumb,what kind of saying? What you am?

(01:30:32):
I in right here? What thehell? You just enjoy it?
To just relax and enjoy it.They're professionals. Absolutely. I don't know,
but I know the bottom one.Brother, Good seeing you, Barry
Mark, Hello, my friends.I think I would like to be a

(01:30:56):
dominatrix. Oh my god, Iwould all the money in the world.
That wouldn't cost that much, rightto get some set right? I mean
she has most of it. Nowwait, wait, what do I have
a start? I get starting.I have like three layers. It's like
Superman. The best quote, thebest, the best part of the entire

(01:31:44):
night was to describing their bedroom asa dungeon. And Ted, you just
said, I love a good dungeon. I do love a good du I
love. I totally would have adungeon. And I would let people come
in as long as I can whooptheir asses as they come through. You

(01:32:08):
gotta have a stretching machine. That'san idea. Good for your back,
that's good for you, it's goodfor your front. That is when I
get there. If you guys doit for helling, I've got to be
invited. Andrew, you didn't expectthat, did you, Buddy? I

(01:32:36):
like representing representing my network here,and I'm like, I should have warned
them a little watch out for theonly thing now that is on this can
because he probably has a worse mouththan any of the men here. I

(01:33:00):
was a sailor and an army manand a biker, so I might give
you a good run for your money. Okay, we're good all of the
village people, except what right,Like what is come on, round it
out. So that's what Jason wouldbe rounding it out for the I want

(01:33:21):
Troy to do my eye makeup.You're coming over to my house, so
so Robert, we get it.This is not the Hollywood Squares, but
it's the w LFE Squares. That'sright. I don't know what you're talking
about, Teddy. Well wait aminute. If it was the Hollywood Squares,
the old one, then Doc herewould be Paul Lynn because he was

(01:33:44):
always the center square. If youremember, I'm the secret Square. You
know that's a good show. I'dbe like Betty White or something. Look
siddy. Now I'm on top ofyou. That is how rumors get started,

(01:34:11):
and they're not rumors. Um toanswer the question, if I had
all the men in the world,I'd have like professional makeup articles, make
me a Novi from Avatar head toeblue, but like bioluminescence, like the
like real hardcore. Yeah, thatwould be cool. That'd be cool.

(01:34:34):
Back to the question, and Ikilled the but sorry, sorry, just
doing my job. So you know, a trip with Andrew there? Oh
my dad, I cannot wait,Doc are coming. I can I'm the

(01:35:00):
perfest you can't, Okay, it'sgonna be told. I actually I'll probably
be in the forties, fifties.Hey, guys, I want to introduce
your guys to the world. It'snot even the world. The world.
You got the world jump in yourface. The world is Sherry Moon's cousin,
Rob Zombie and something like that.But hello, on a story,

(01:35:27):
I live with him. That's JonasBeer. That's Sherry Moon's cousin right there.
Well, get down and say hi, that's kid. Everybody get down.
That's time right indeed, but theydon't grab it Sherry in my head

(01:35:49):
now? Alright? Alright, Sothere is a The question is what does
don watch ravage a little bit?And the answer is hell, yeah,
you gotta come back and safe.I don't even know what to say.

(01:36:12):
All right, what am I doing? The question is very marks. Definitely
check out when I come. What'sup? I missed you? Back fucking
in the middle again. Wait,I thought this was about Halloween and not

(01:36:36):
about ravaging. Dumb, what aredoing? It is? That is a
scary topic. Though I have aHalloween story. I'll take y'all back to
childhood. As raised very conservative SouthernBaptist in Kentucky, the Bible Belt of
the US. And we went toa Halloween party when I was maybe four
years old, my brother was six. My dad dressed us up as the

(01:36:58):
Ten Commandments. We literally had cardboardhead to toe things. Her little hands
stuck out the side, and hehad five the Commandments. He was painted
like stone. I had the otherfive and we were Ten Commandments for Halloween.
Beat that I can't give Prairie allright? Can I ask everybody a

(01:37:27):
question? What is your fondest Halloweenmemory as a kid, Like walking down
the street seeing someone dressed up atsomething? What is someone's favorite Halloween moment?
I can go quickly. I don'twant to dominate this conversation, but
um, this will sat they'll startweird. I was really sitting on Halloween
and I was maybe nine or tenyears old, but I was really sick.
Could not go trigger treating. Um, so my dad felt so bad

(01:37:49):
for me. He was a cleverguy. So he took my sister's creepy
life size baby doll. It waslike five feet tall and she had cut
its hair and it's I wouldn't workand it was creepy on top of the
little like roof right over our frontdoor. He booked a radio up to
it and gave me the radio inthe living room. And I was talking
to the kids as they came upto our house trick or treaty that scared

(01:38:11):
of them, like, hey,what's up? You know Pinocchio? You
want candy? You better ask nicely. So like, although Halloween was taken
away from me, he gave itback. And I never forget cool man
cool. That's it. That's probablygonna beat everybody else's memory. Yeah,
it talks mine. Oh my bad, And they weren't all good. I

(01:38:40):
was the Ten Commandments one time.It's a it's a spectrum. It's Troy.
Y'all better do that. For goto some queer bar and y'all beat
the Ten Commandments and see what kindof responds y'all get. Oh my god,
I think he would win whatever contestis. When you got second place,

(01:39:03):
I'll remember that do not commit adultery. Okay. I can do the
Ten Commandments on the front and andI am the seven Deadly sins. That
would be fun. To have agroup of seven friends and you each show

(01:39:26):
as one of the deadly sins.That would be fun. Gut me flag
diase. It's a costume. It'sa costume. What about going is like
the monkey? The see no evilhere? No evil? Oh? What

(01:39:46):
was that clown that I dressed up? Killer clown? Kevin Roy? I
gotta ask you a question you shouldlike. I see rainbows and shit,
you guys are like got skulls?Are you guys going dark? Halloween?
Baby? I love it? DamnI haven't see you guys in a minute.

(01:40:09):
I love Miss Man totally. Whomiss everybody? The beauty of being
pagan can have rainbows and then godark? Indeed, why not have dark
rainbows? Blessed? How many?How many people here are Pagans? Okay?

(01:40:34):
I am pagan? I love Ilove my pagan friend part of it?
Why do you think we have somany holidays? Yeah? Tom,
you're pagan, aren't you? Yeah? No, I pay, Like I

(01:40:54):
just said, I'm pagan and likehalf Satanists and stuff like that. Um,
but I understand Tom, you understoodthat. Yeah, I definitely pay.
And I understand like the natural orderof the universe and you know,
the respect of how it goes.And I don't want to sound stupid or
anything like that because I don't wantto get into like the whole Satan's part

(01:41:15):
of it um, but it justsays what it is. I respect like
balance. Mhm, Tom, whatare you? I'm nothing? Well,
I don't sell yourself. I meanI was. I was raised a Catholic,
but I don't really follow it.You know, you can believe in

(01:41:40):
what you want. I am.I am just me. I am being.
I'm here in the earth. Ilove nature, So maybe I'm in
Druid. Who knows? I amnot taking my top off. The only
reason I see Nobody wants to seethe bear. Nobody wants to see that.

(01:42:05):
I was promised. I know someonethat can get you on naked and
afraid. You can go live inthe wild. He's just saying, I'm
getting I would love to do that, but I don't want to go somewhere
for this, like bugs. Don'twatch my time in Africa. It is

(01:42:28):
all about bugs. Oh yeah,I'm not doing the amazing race either.
Hell with it? Steps and wantto do I mean, hell with it?
Right, amazing race with his dad? You guys, not only did
he do naked and afraid, hedid amazing race with his dad. He

(01:42:51):
was naked and afraid. Yeah,yeah that's awesome. Yeah, an amazing
race. It was my Southern bathhis dad remember the Ten Commandments costume with
his gay college cheerleader son. That'sI still go to church, but I

(01:43:13):
want to clarify I don't believe inHell. There's all kinds of bullshit that
I don't believe in. That's Ijust got to church just in case I'm
like something else. I'm like superliberal nature hippie Christian. It's like it's
own thing. You might be adruid too, one of us, one

(01:43:38):
of them. Maybe, I don'tknow. So Cindy's between two druids right
now. So I just want tolike make bonfires with going like prance around
naked and all. Right now thatsounds fine. Yeah, it's a different
show that's naked Druids. I'm gonnapitch that to Discovery Turn it's like really

(01:44:06):
really really theatrical disrobing like that wouldhave to be on a different channel.
Yeah, oh yeah, we can'tdo anything like that, you know,
like, could you imagine all ofus like one of those realities. I
can give you guys, my onlyfans, and we can make that happen
right now. Yes, Robert's right, make druids, make things grow.

(01:44:32):
I'll follow your You got to giveme a copy. But I think with
all of us right here, there'sno way that one. There's no way
all of us could do like areality TV show that would suck. That

(01:44:53):
would be we probably have really highratings. But they put it back before
I want to play the gay guysaying I wanted to play the game guy?
Could you imagine the confessional cam Iplay straight? Yeah, right,

(01:45:14):
I believe it. You can doexactly what. Yeah, but Andrew hid
it in the head. There's noway in hell you'd pull that off t
right. Oh, there's one wayto know that. We used to say

(01:45:40):
that Troy didn't pull that off yourMeryl streets. There is the gay person
and some transgender people and whatnot atwork one time, and they used to
say that they were another gay personwas the gays point until Troy walks in
and then he don't know where theyget that at work there right right.

(01:46:05):
It's a blessing because someday, ifyou're ever kidnapped or taking you just follow
the trail of sparkles and we willfind you. I got they brought it
back, but they kid best friends. Like one of their coats over my

(01:46:28):
face. Of the track. Iwas like, whoa kidnapped trigger warning,
I'm so sorry. I was inthe back of the track with my fake
make a really weird joke, andyeah, I'm sorry about If anybody really
kidnapped t Roid, they would definitelybring him back. Tom wants to put

(01:46:49):
him in a t Rex. Iwas happening. I bought a t Rex
for somebody for a birthday. ButTom said, no, it's going to
It's going to tear Roy somehow.It's gonna be Troy the t Rex.
There I go. There is nothingwrong with playing in a dungeon, in

(01:47:15):
the dungeons with fur handcuffs, heardsinging in the dungeon. Wait a minute,
the song that we play to rollyour eyes? No, we're going

(01:47:36):
on this show, Tom, shutup, No, we don't do it
on a show at all. That'syour face. Tom saved that sound effect
for the end when we're like,you know who the killer was? It
was Jason. Jason looked at theprice of Leader. Right, so you

(01:47:59):
get so, Andrew, you canpitch the new clue at the New Clue
show and we're gonna call it MessyClue. You're famous. Wait a minute,
are you famous? And stuff like, you're like neaked afraid, and
he was naked and afraid once toomany clus scary. That's a nice media
buddy. I was naked and rightnow I'm afraid I'd be naked and afraid.

(01:48:26):
I'm not doing anything naked. Imean I do think. Well,
I was gonna say that would stuckfor some people anyway. I mean I've
been both of those things today.Well, you can scary whatever we're talking
about. Cindy could take a showerand wash the clothes at the same time.
You go scarier. Yeah, Imean think about if you're in the

(01:48:49):
shower you see a spider in there, you're naked and afraid at the listen,
this is sow fighters in the inthe back room. Now, who's
afraid of spiders here? Really?Really little girl. He's like, it's

(01:49:14):
true. I'll call him. I'llcall him into the shower to kill the
spider. Oh my god, Iremember, I'm not so. I used
to date this guy. His lastname was Bucks from He was from Buffalo,

(01:49:35):
and it was really funny because wewere in Arizona and I never knew
that they had scary ass, bigass bugs. Well i'm in I'm totally
naked. I have my daughter withme. We're getting in the shower and
I start putting Jesse in the tubfirst, and I see this ginormous thing

(01:50:01):
screaming that was in there. Startslaughing his He's like, it's just a
helmetto Bud, I said, that'sa big ask flying you remember Chris do
y'all notice that Tom hasn't said aword in thirty minutes, but he dropped

(01:50:23):
the sound effects like a champ thesound of acts. So something we have
to talk to about on here arecorn mazes? Mary said, I'm not
or haunted woods? Yeah yeah,I mean I've done like the corn mazes
and the Haunted woods and those arealways fun. But do you have it

(01:50:44):
aprth Is that something that you guysdo or is that something that we do
down here in the Midwest? Wait, we have him here. I didn't
hear what corn mazes city? Ohyeah, we have them. We call
them scoots in their Oklahoma h ScooTrouse Haunted hay Rides. And that's why
I was a haunter at a Hauntedhay Ride. And I got to make
my own haunt my own in Kentuckyas well. And I'll go through a

(01:51:10):
haunted house, but as a horrormovie fan, haunted house has actually scared
the ship out of me. Iget my sportiest friend, grab him by
the shoulders and hold him out infront of me in the shields my sacrificial
lamb, because he'll get stabbed first, and I have the chance to run
and survive. This is why Isurvived in Africa, because I have I'll

(01:51:33):
kill other people first. My sisteron my side. Here is why your
dad dressed you up as half ofme. Right, there's no pathology.

(01:51:58):
Let's to you. I put.I pushed me for eleven sister. She's
two years older than me, andshe's not even five foot and I didn't
meet you. But there's something behindme. And we pushed her and then
we all trampled over. But broI didn't stop. And then I helped

(01:52:20):
her up, and then I said, come on out of here. Whatever
you run over, her ass didn'tstop. You know Universal Studios Halloween horror
Nights, they do incredible haunted houses. But I would walk through them and
I would like sing amazing grace asif mother is going to stay like Hey,

(01:52:42):
Andrew, where you live? Halloweenhar Knights. Where you live,
brother, I live in Kentucky,but I'm I lived in Orlando for a
year. I was a spell.Shit, I'm forty minutes north of Orlando.
I'll be in Orlando in like amonth, all right, come on
over a week. Hell yeah,literally coming over. I'll give you my
number. Let's message me for sure. But I want to say Eric Harrison
right here. But when you liveon haunted property, you go to haunted

(01:53:06):
houses and be like, that's coollooking. He used to it. He
used to it like every day youcan see there there is a place up
here in Canada. Um that theyhad it was a haunted house, and
I can't remember the name of thething, but they had something called Tony

(01:53:26):
the Tongue, going to the Tigerthe tongue, and this thing this it
was like they had a giant cowtongue and they make sure that it was
really slimy and wet, and whenyou went through, they would smack you
with this and then yea might youwere very intrigued up to that point,

(01:53:48):
and then anybody named the tongue interestingenough, ye Andrew, what are you
gonna things before? You just survived? Okay, And that's the thing the
haunted houses like that you have tosign the waiver that they're allowed to touch

(01:54:11):
you in there. Yeah, that'snot not going there. I don't want
I don't want people to touch men. Yeah, guys, you gotta be
special a waiver. I mean arethey are they just consent? Is that

(01:54:39):
for me? You got to signa waiver not to last? You know,
son, have you been through mewith your nie already? So if
you guys, ever been through ahaunted house where they actually took one of
the people that were with you,took their name and then said their name

(01:55:00):
through the loudspeakers going through the hauntedhouse, Yeah, yeah, I have
too where they took like you hada party, Like we had a party
of six, and somebody would comeup and speak to one of us and
say, what is your friend's name? What is your friend's name? And
then when you're walking through they woulduse that and yeah, oh yeah,

(01:55:21):
yeah, yeah, so it wasit was fun. So guys, really
wait to ask your girl out nexttime in a haunted house and be like,
hey, speak her name and sayTom, what's the date you do?
You say yes or no? Andthen the chainsaw you said no?

(01:55:46):
All right, so we only haveabout four minutes. We got all night
coming on. It's Monday. Wecould go into whatever. So it does
have real Does anybody have a scaryHalloween story that they want to share real
quick? Yeah? You guys wantto check it out? All right?

(01:56:12):
So it was about eight o'clock ona Monday night. Shut up, yes,
yes, more more. I willsay I am doing a ghost on
November eighteenth, that Bobby Mackie's.It's said to be one of almost handed
places in tree. I will bethere overnight on November eighteen, and I

(01:56:40):
am excited and terrified and oh mygod, that sounds like so much fun.
I want to go. Yeah,me too. So you're gonna have
to let us know, Andrew,you're gonna have to pop in on one
of the shows that month and letus know. You know, if I

(01:57:02):
first he was afraid, then hewas petrified, and then you know when
you watch horror movies and there's thatone idiot that's like I heard a sound,
I'm gonna go investigate. That's me. I was an idiot, the
token plund in the movie. I'mnot investigating any damn noises. I'm all

(01:57:28):
right, let's all split up.That's me. I'm literally I watch horr
movies. I'm like the first onethat doesn't like that would have been me.
I would have done well in reallife. I am the one that
will go check out a sound becauseI'm the one with the biggest balls.
You are, I am you gottaset up do that again? What was

(01:57:59):
that? Troy? Eric's like thatwas a drop mic for Srinday. She
just dropped the mic. Yeah,I got the biggest balls, could drop
the mic? What a whole bunchof dudes here who don't know what to
do about it? Duff no,and there's like what No, I'm like,

(01:58:31):
Paul, do it? We needthe ratings And then there was a
severe drop in the ratings and allright, so let's get up here to
doc Doc. Do you got anythingcoming up? You want to tell people
about anything special? No, justmy normal stuff. Tuesday's, Friday's tarot,
Saturday, I make Magical Invisible Friendsfor you. Awesome Dominic BB three

(01:58:57):
TV Dumb comes back, There's innights thirty. Um, I've got a
ton of guests coming up. Ialso am returning to wlf DASH DV Radio
on a Monday night at ten,where our shows or your shows. Indeed,
um, I will give you adoue. I'll end this like this

(01:59:20):
Domond Tom Quod's coming back to ona Friday night, but like share,
follow up, subscribe, and byall means enjoy. Hello Dema knows.
I hope he had that Minios minimanios Tom um. Other other than Domond

(01:59:43):
Town's World coming back, which Imean, we haven't decided the frequency that
we're coming back yet. Maybe oncea month, maybe once every other week,
We're not sure. Other than Istill got my YouTube going YouTube dot
com slash. This is Tom's World. Um. You can find all different
kinds of videos there. I'm gettinginto all different kinds of new stuff coming
up very soon where I explore differentwooded areas looking for remnants of things from

(02:00:05):
the past. I'm gonna be doinga video this week sometime where I'm actually
going to be looking for an oldamusement park from the late eighteen hundreds early
nineteen hundreds that's buried in the woods. There may be stuff left, there
may not be. I'm not surenobody's explored it. So I'm gonna be
the first get killed. I'll gowith you. I'll get killed first,

(02:00:28):
But I'll go with you, allright. Cool, Yeah, We're gonna
skip Cyndy and go right over toAndrew. So, Andrew, what do
you got going on? You saidyou're gonna be a scare fest this weekend.
This weekend ilex in Kentucky. I'mwith the movie I'm working on right
now called Window with a View,and um doing that hot and actually people
can do that hout with me atBobby Mackie's on Thursday in November eighteen.

(02:00:48):
Um, if you go to myInstagram, which is at Andrew Shade,
Um, there's information on how youcan actually go with us at that that
overnight. Oh my god. Yeahyeah. If Cyndy shows up, don't
be surprised. I'll hold her outin front of me. First sport is

(02:01:10):
I mean, I am pretty allright. So Jason, what you got
coming up, buddy? Well,I got my regular show coming up,
The Bipolar DM Show at seven pmon Saturdays on WLFESDB dot Com. Also
have a program a mission going oncalled Dungeons and dog Tags, where I
am bringing dungeons and dragons to oursoldiers and veterans. And so that's a

(02:01:32):
program I got going on. VisitUh, the bipolar DM dot com and
I'll have more information about what I'mdoing there and UH and my efforts to
bring dungeons and dragons to UH tomy fellow veterans. Cool cool, very
cool. See Roy Kevin, whatyou got going on? Guys? We

(02:01:55):
have an upcoming Um halloeing show.We have a returning guest Tara, which
Um was the artist that made thisdoll. Oh wow, And she sent
it to me just like really creepyy. I led her with it because

(02:02:26):
she has the story and the storyis part I'll tell you part of it.
And it was her best friend.The last time that she's seen her
before she passed away, she actuallylooked like this doll, and so that's
basically why she made it. AndI was all like, oh my god,
I gotta have her. So yeah, cool cool revaking around here too.

(02:02:49):
We got a new studio. We'regetting together and making a little more
family friendly and some more family friendly, making the dungeon more family friendly,
ye, surrounding off the corner yousee you know, Troy? There you

(02:03:16):
go. You can only hook upwith Andrew and have him on your show.
Yes, I would love that,absolutely, Yeah, that would be
fun, guys, think before weget out of here. I al,
I honestly want to say too,like the skeptical help our Friday nights,
right Kenny Biddle our friend, UMcheck him out as well to part of

(02:03:38):
w LFDB and and everything. No, there's a lot of shows, so
I mean they can all go towlfdtv dot com check out all the shows.
UM, like this one. It'slive right now on our TV program
on strim TV. Right now,it's live, so everybody's seeing you there,
so you can check that out onParanormal View TV. That's you.
Didn't say this was gonna be live. I didn't even bring my resume.

(02:04:08):
TV t Roys got stage right overthere again. Damn. It became like
the Metallica of WLVDB within like months. I love it. He has like
this rainbow and all of a suddenlike skulls and we're getting the t Rex.
Oh my god. Right Love toHalloween is our season? Yes,

(02:04:33):
I know, Tom. I thinkwe need a dramatic sound affair. Thank
what dumb and dumb dumb dumb beforethe help you and I have before before
we go to Cindy. Before wego to Cindy, I want to show
you guys. This, oh thePrince me. It looks good. Thank

(02:05:04):
you, Prime. All right,next time I'm gonna show you my slutty
Kentucky Fried Chicken costume. A rightnow, I am kind of hung all
right, all right, guys,so we're gonna let you guys go well.

(02:05:25):
Cyndy and I rest get the restof the stuff. Thank you guys
for joining us here. We doappreciate you, guys. Thank you.
Oh no, I'm not I gotthings doing. I got an early day
tomorrow. Sorry, alright, youlater bye. Oh yeah, it was

(02:06:00):
fun. Tonight was great. AnI totally ignored my other thing over here.
There's so many people on there,um, Charles Daniel Dorsey, Michael
Warren, Robert Clark. There's allthese guys. I didn't even get to
It was just too much fun tonight. It was great. Did you see

(02:06:20):
what uh Deminios said? Thank you, mister Santa Saria. Santa Saria out
a little bit out, rip herapart. Everyone have a gruesome night.
I love it. I love it. That was fantastic. All right,
So Cindy, what you got comingup? So? What do I have

(02:06:43):
coming up tomorrow? Is tarow Tuesday? Um? And I will be doing
my UH donation and free reading UMfree one card poles and we do roll
call and UH let's see. Thenon Sunday Sundays we have I'm with d

(02:07:06):
and d Um the Dragons and that'sat three pm Eastern Standard time. And
then I have my All Signs UMSunday Night Carol readings, I do all
the horoscopes, and then on Monday, I'm back here with you, my

(02:07:28):
love ee. And then coming upon the thirtieth of October, I'm going
to do a Halloween presentation. Halloweenshow nice well for me everybody. M
The next two days are going tobe early for me and then real late,

(02:07:49):
so I'm working thirteen hours per day, so it's gonna be kind of
tough. And then Thursday, Ibelieve Thursday evening, I'm leaving to go
to West Virginia for the Roundhouse event. I'll be doing UM jelly yea,
so we will we will be goinglive from there UM and party on Saturday.

(02:08:13):
Ye buddy the Bigfoot would be willbe with me as well, UM,
so that'll be a lot of fun. And then I will be back.
UM is going to be with you, yep. Machinela is going to
be with me, um and thenI will be back Monday with our guest.
Um with me O guest is we'llbe um. Oh well I'm going

(02:08:46):
to say this Sam, Sam Bell, Trussus, Belle Truscus. Okay,
so nice, Okay, So whatwe're gonna say. I'm I'm only on
YouTube and Twitch when I'm I'm doingmy lives, so it's on YouTube the
Psychic. That's like Cindy on YouTube. All right, so guys, you

(02:09:09):
know, um, stay safe outthere for Halloween, you know, stay
spooky and all that stuff. Andum, next Monday, we'll have Sam.
Like I said, Patricius, Idon't even know how murdering, but
but uh but we'll have him onthe shoe and then it'll be fun.
It was great to see Tom andTom and Jason. I'm so happy to

(02:09:31):
everybody. Was and Doc and Andrewand yeah, it was fun to have
everybody on the show tonight. Yeahyeah, t Roy, yep, yep,
So it was. It was definitelyfun for my surprises. Teddy,
You're welcome, You're welcome. Soall right, guys, well, Cindy,

(02:09:52):
you know what time it is,right, I do? All right,
wherever there is darkness, there's alwaysall. Thank you for listening to
Para Talk Radio with Ted Wolf andPsychic Cindy. Catch us next Monday for
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