622 - Jason Derulo - Talk Dirty

622 - Jason Derulo - Talk Dirty: Chris, Nick, and Andy are joined by longitme friend Jackie to break down the title track from the 2014 album Talk Dirty by Jason Derulo. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is September.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yes, welcome to Pot of Thunder. Dot gibbson the Emerald
Live Man bringing it to you here each and every week.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yee.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Everything sounds weird to me today. Different headphones. It's like
I'm in a different body or a different skin on
or something. It feels strange. Yes, welcome to Pot of Thunder,
the recognized similar excellence in rock and roll podcasting, brought
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looking on there today, so many members at so many levels.

(00:48):
What a delight for us and hopefully a delight for you.
Thank you for being there and if anybody else is
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you're gonna love it. If you've got any ideas for
anything that you don't see on there, ask Nick. He'll
do it under the table literally and figure it.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Out on top of the table. If it's glass on
top of the table. Whatever. You're sorry, Nick, we took
it there. Nick's a big fan of Chuck Berry.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I don't know, why do you Why do you do
this to me?

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Why that's the that is the incorrect pronun I'm afraid we.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't know what's wrong, but I know who I am.
Put your hands on my shoulders, bend your knees, Liz,
get it.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Y'all got a cat?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Sorry, I should have.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I should have given our guest, who will introduce you
to in a moment, one of these instruments.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I don't know if we can trust a newcomer with
that level of percussion.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I mean, that's a fore to play. I'm pressed that
you brought that.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I was trying to do both one in each hand,
a shaker egg and a castanett, and I kind of
got lost there.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's your buddy, Andy, America's little brother as always, joined
by the fellow who's somewhere behind me.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Let's get this. Where's he at? I see him back
there somewhere. You see that he's getting ready. I don't
know what he's gonna do. Nick, Nick Pollock as entered

(02:43):
the program. Nick, welcome, welcome to you as well. What
are you doing? Ogether? Welcomes you? Yeah, you deserve it.
What was that? I'm never welcomed?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
What was he doing?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm don Flamenco dancing was.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Aiming as armpit at our guest, some sort of bizarre
it's not very welcoming ritual.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well, in case she gets cold, she's got a blanket.
Now there you go. That's nice of you to share
your props. I don't know what I'm talking about. Immediately
to Nick's left, you own him.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
We got him?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Can hen.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Every day?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Can Heaven get out and away?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, you put your hands together to the breakout star
of the podcast medium if you choose, you could do
the thing. You put your hand under your armpit. Since
Nick was doing armpit tricks earlier, armpit farts, whatever you're into.
Welcome Chris to the program.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I think I lit this aromatic candle tonight. You don't
know Nick was going to flash out his armpit.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What kind of fragrance is that's very masculine.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Uh, you know you're you're you nailed it. It's from
my friend's wife's company, Kiro Senties, Curio Senties, and this
is fuck that's hot.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Hold on, that's the name of it.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
We could be in keeping with September theme. It says
el hefe.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh look at that, which.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Is what the fuck? I can't even read it. Hold On, bergamot,
cedar and petuli.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay, that burnt it did, probably, I'll well, oh, well.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Is it.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I don't know, I've never even heard of that. I've
seen that word of this. I'm guessing it's like bergamol
or something, but some sort of.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Musk oil the testicles of some wild animal.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, so it's a sophisticated blend of bright citrus with floral,
spicy and earthy undertones.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
It's like everything at the same time. That doesn't count.
That's not a smell.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's everything earthy, spicy, citrusy.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Sounds like a definition Andy would have come come up with,
just complete bullshit, expect accusing me. He expects to believe
people to believe you know what I'm saying that some
people love it of frank arness discriptions.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
He might he might have tried to slide that by
some bright citrus all in one.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
All right, Well that's good, Chris. I'm glad you let
that candle because we've got a guest. We've got a
lady here with us for the very first time in person,
our friend Jackie can.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Jack is a Jacky.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Is the thing that we need. Jack Willow.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Believe lead vocals are cooking.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
You should you should be singing for the Joe Perry
Project right now.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Man, what a lineup they have, Jack, Jackie, welcome to
the show.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Thank you well.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
As you know, Jack, you're a listener to the show,
a patron of the show. You know that one of
our differentiators is we when we have guests on, they
get a custom theme song.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
I don't even think about that, So.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I almost didn't either. I was gonna say I kind
of sprung the early day on these guys.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
So yeah, that's why I wasn't gonna say anything. I'm like,
I wasn't going to put any pressure on Nick. But
he can't, you know, true to form. He came up
with something and there you go.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Well, feel free to take that and use it as
you will in your life, as your day to day
life's years now.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, you have a seeding at work tomorrow, entry to Yeah,
just come strutting into the conference room.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm sending it to you now. You'll have awesome.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
I wish ring tones were still a thing, but yeah,
you've talked about this.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's hard to do.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Don't do ring tones.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
I remember I spent like an hour finding some step
by step way to get the what did we call
that thing? The sports Machine theme as my ringtone. It's
still that from I don't know, eight years ago, ten
years ago.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Can't get it to work?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
No, it works, but I have no idea how I
did it.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, I had to jump through to do it.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Mine is going pe and it will remain that way forever,
mainly because I like it, but also because I have
no idea how to change it.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, whenever my sports machine ring tone goes off in public.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Nick, call me up, give me a call.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's very It's just like when I'm at work or
somewhere where someone doesn't know what that is. If I'm
at home, who cares if you're in here, I'm at
work or so. Yeah, you might not even hit my number.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh the bozo picture? Okay, imagine hearing that. Why what
is this guy listening to?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
What is that to your ringtone?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I know, but it's people don't recognize that song.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Nor should they. What what do you gotta have a
recognizable ring tone? Hell? With these punks and only fans.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
People never stayed up on a Sunday night. They weren't
born When George Michael was well, I guess it depends. Yeah, yeah,
but there we go. Jackie. It's nice to have you
here with us.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
As we've mentioned, you're a regular on our show via
the chat on Patreon. You're a longtime friend of ours,
so it's nice to have you with us here.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah. So you you guys know each other through all
the way back to what high.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
School or no, Jackie, how do we know each other?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I know it flying Aaron's time, But what was the
initial introduction?

Speaker 6 (08:59):
We just me and my sister started going to your shows.
Your friend Roger, I meant my space, that's.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
What it was. Yeah, okay, so here was my guess.
I knew it was something like that.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
But my guess was that either you or your sister
had a class with Greg. Because Greg, the drummer in
our band, was very good about promoting the band and
getting people that he would meet in his day to
day life to come to shows. So I was like, oh,
that must have been how Jackie got in with us.
So it was Roger somehow just.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
Randomly talking you guys up, and I'm like, okay, we'll
go check it out.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
What a pal. I had no idea he was doing it.
I never never knew that. I thought I always figured
it was just random happened to be there or something
like that.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Can you check that connection there, Andy, just to make
sure that's got a little noisy there For a minute.
I think maybe we were talking about Roger.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
That sometimes we just have to live with it. No,
you're fine, do what you do. It'll be okay. So
so you came to see our band and then you
came again. Yeah, that's just that's the part I don't started.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
You know, it was entertaining enough, so we uh, me
and my sister and then some other friends started going
to see you guys.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
And because of that reason, I wore this outfit that
I have a Flying Erran's hat, very nice, and I
have a shirt that I wore at at least one
Flying Errand show. This inspired by the jerk the shirt
that says bullshit so very nice, very nice.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
I could have worn my Flying err And shirt, but
I don't think it fits me anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I have had that problem.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
This used to not fit me and now it fits great.
So it was too big for it was an invest
for twenty years and now it's fits like a glove.
So yeah, it was a long.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
We played the long game with this shirt and now
it's finally paying off to me.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
I still have mine, though I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Color was a maybe maybe. Mmmm, that's a nice one.
Remember they all had yellow ink and then there were
different colors.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Yeah, and I have the CD that's actually in like
a DVD case.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yes, yeah, which is still not available on streaming. The
only way to get it is on patreon dot com
slash with a lot of thunder.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
We're holding out.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
At the lowest level. You can get the what is
it nineteen so I don't know what it is? Twenty
songs there it is for you for the price of
a cup of coffee. You can have that forever, and
it's it doesn't go away if you cancel. Sign up
for a month, download everything, cancel.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I'm giving you a secret. Hey, do what you do.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Modern day people figured that out well.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
But I'm saying it's not a service that you have
to log in to listen. No, it's yours forever, correct, Yeah,
So take it do what you will with it.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Of course, if you're into streaming, you can't. It's not
easy to listen to downloaded stuff, so you know they
get you one way.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
The other, Well, it's easy with Apple Music. No one
do an ad for Apple Music. They paid me under
the table.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Add it to your iTunes, stream it anywhere there you go.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
So if you add downloaded stuff to iTunes, it goes
into your streaming.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, even if it's something that you recorded yourself. I
get random theme songs that come up that Nick recorded
because the way I pull them into the thing, it's
in my playlist of content. So I'll get like a
weird random introduction for some guests or for Spotify.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Probably does that. I should look into that. And i'ven't
heard my own substandard serv No, that would be Apple
that you were talking about earlier, one of the worst
companies in human.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
History, Jackie, Where do you fall on this? You have
Apple or I'm an Apple Music girl. I knew it.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
I was looking for you to say something bad, but
I knew you wouldn't. I was trying to get you
to it.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I was trying to bait you into something here. Damn it.
I can't even get you, can't even get you to
disagree on this phone.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
I wasn't recovering from me hip surgery. I'd rise up
and throw her out of here.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
So it's superior in every I'm not saying the company
isn't every way, but Apple Music to Spotify, and.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
What makes it superior exactly sound quality. Oh, get out
of here. You can't discern.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Andy fires up his quad speakers in his living room
on his High five sound quality.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
That's right up there with some people love it just
spewing out nonsense Spotify.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's coming out of a tin can.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Oh you know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I'm still stuck on Pandora. I can't even play the
songs I want. It just plays whatever it plays. You
tell it what you want to hear, and it plays
songs that it thinks is similar. Yeah, yeah, no, I don't.
I don't use it anymore, but that's still active.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
It is. Some people actually use that.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Think Jack Black took it over like you did before
my Space died, didn't. I thought there's justin Timberlake? Was
it Jack Black? I did a thing?

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Is Black involved at some point?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well? I can tell you this.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I'm hungry and Nick has something here and I see
he brought something for Jackie as well.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Is it baked?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Let's just say that.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yes. Me recording this on the fortieth anniversary of the
release of Asylum by the way, so a little tribute.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, So what we have here? I found a picture
of a magazine clipping from nineteen eighty four. Apparently, you
know how you know you got the official rice crispy treats.

(14:59):
Excuse me, like on the box it'll have the official
recipe and stuff. Apparently in this whatever magazine this was,
they had an alternate version fudge Crispies from nineteen eighty four.
Fudge Crispies. Fudge crispies are what you're about to have,
and my youngest son almost ate all of them. Oh
I see, had to steal a few away and hide them.

(15:22):
So instead of marshmallow, there's chocolate is the binding agent.
It's chocolate. And I did a corn syrup substitute because
I never really have corn syrup on hand, and melted
a whole bag of melted chocolate chips. It said Nestli
chocolate chips. Obviously can't do that anymore.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Do you see Nestlie chocolate chips anymore?

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Looked for No, it don't exist anymore. I mean, unless
toll House is related to them, I'm not sure. Okay,
so they're just not available anymore, not that I want to.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Tool House is the same as Nestli.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Is it the same company? Okay, they bullied them, but
I think this was actually back in the day, it
was actually the Neslee logo would have been.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
The yeah, but you don't have to fucking use the
exact brand the recipe, No, but just care who's paying
them under the table exactly. I'm gonna use Waltz brand
if I feel like.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
This is exactly how you ended up with Spotify with
that attitude, I gotta go with the name brand.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Use Waltz brand. It sounds like a tin can.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
You're you're talking to me about rejecting name brands and
you you have Apple devices. Fuck you man, It's the
ultimate and ditto head behavior having Apple stuff.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
It works some people.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Falling into line, just like that Super Bowl commercial. A
bunch of fucking pied piper people fucking walking in unison.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
And this work.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
I see Chris Camarado and Fielding Fowler are both on
the wrong side, Stree, they're on your side.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Oh good, yeah, then unfunck them. Sorry, I just assumed
those two would be a rabble rousing my stance.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
I didn't know there was that button unfunck them? It's
a right click.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Yeah, there's always an un control I guess there's an
unfunck them button on the Android. You don't get it
on the Apple. It's like all your fucking selfies are backwards.
A bunch of losers?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Is that a f I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
You see somebody with the they turned the camera on
themselves a selfie picture and they're wearing a T shirt
that has some lettering on it. It's backwards.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
And he tried it. He talking about.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Okay, Apple finally got with it. I didn't that the
time when they didn't have updates.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Okay, he just did it. Okay, your shirt expresses your sentiment. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Yeah, so how is the coat? What fudge crispies?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Have you saying the fudge crispies?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
It?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh good?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
They don't have backwards selfies, Chris Camarado, he says, drive
some nuts and what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Never heard of such a thing. I think it's just
maybe it's a look at that. See I just took that.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
But you've seen fucking people who are obviously doing selfies
and all that everything's backwards. Why because they're using an
outdated Apple device.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
I didn't even know that was ever a thing, though, I've.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Had that happen because they fucking couldn't get with it
until you know, there was another substandard feature that you
diddoheads will just fucking gladly use and line up for.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I've done it. But sometimes I put my shirt on
inside out.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Well that's fair, or I get my bullshit shirt printed backwards.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
My mistake.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Nick's third nipple is on the wrong side. Anybody who
knows it, who can detect that immediately?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Man with the golden gun.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, well, I'm.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Trying to get to the bottom of this over here,
not that it's important, but delicious fudge crispies all right, Yeah,
it was, It was. It was much different, well not
much different, but there's just no marshmallow in it, I guess.
So it's it's strange making something like that and there's
no marshmallow in it to keep it together.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
It's less chewy but more fudgey. What if on these
cocoa crispies though, instead of rice crispies much that's.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Death by fudge crispy, which would be good. I don't
think that'd be bad.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Nothing exceeds like excess.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
As they say, if I could find chocolate butter, I
would do that too.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
iPhones have always saved selfies non mirrored, Jackie, It's going
to be a long evening, not flipped like a mirror.
The camera preview is mirrored for a more natural composition experience.
So does that mean people are doing screenshots of selfies
and posting them?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Is that what that would be? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Probably the mirror selfie thing that everybody's doing is like
going in the bathroom and taking selfies.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
That could be it.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Nick does different bathroom camera work, but usually not selfies.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
And they're almost always backwards.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
So what am I doing?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah? Sorry, get off this time.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Killing the September mood that.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
I forgot, that's what we were even doing now.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
In the heat of it. And and we're finally, at
long last, Certain individuals, specifically my wife, had been clamoring
for years that we finally get a female perspective, not
only on the show in general, but for this month,
and it's in particular.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay, perfect.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
So here we have our friend Jackie, and as is
customary for first time guests, she gets to pick the
song and she knows what the theme is, so let
her rip.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Do you know what you want to do yet? Are
you still debating? It's a game time decision, that's what
you told us before. But have you decided yet?

Speaker 6 (21:17):
I think so. I think I was going to go
with something that is actually on the listener submissions, but
it doesn't need to be OK for this month, so
we'll put a pin in that and maybe you guys
will happen upon it eventually.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
That makes sense.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
And then there's of course a song that needs to
be done that supposedly will be done at some point.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh, it'll be done. I'm not sure it's horny enough for.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
This something that needs to be done. I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
So well, we've talked about it. If you would pay
attention to someone other than yourself, you would have remembered
that we've talked about it.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Is well. I will say that, when when deciding on
what the intro music was going to be for you,
I had to forego that one. Yeah, that was that
was the obvious one, and I thought, well, you don't
want to do an intro song for something that's you
know is going to be an episode man, you're right.
I guess I'm get my head up, my ass.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
I don't know what's going on in I'll keep it there.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Okay, thank you, Okay, are you ready to reveal?

Speaker 4 (22:24):
You know, the album and the artist and the song
and all that. You know how we intro songs?

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Hold on, get her cable.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I think it's just this. I think it's just this connections.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, maybe there's gravity. There you go, smartest one in
the room.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Go figure, that's pretty product.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Cable. Get rid of it. Fucking burn it after the episode.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
All right, Jackie ready, I am all right. Let's turn
the microphone over to Chris Jericho.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
This one's called Talk Dirty Awful, Talk Dirty by the
band Jason Derulo. I will admit I've never heard of him.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Never heard of him, woh never.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I really liked his McDonald's combo meal that he had
for a while, didn't you have one?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I think he had. Well, i've heard what Mariah Carey
had a thing, Sweetie Pie had a thing. Yeah, I've
never heard of this this fellow.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Well, he's been around for a while. I mean his
big hits want to want me?

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Yeah, there you go, wiggle.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Wiggle, that's wiggle was big.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Could have been picked.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
What you say?

Speaker 6 (23:51):
What you say?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
That was included in a happy meal somehow.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
I'd be shocked if you haven't heard want to Want Me?
It very ly occasionally in a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I hear that. So he's born in eighty nine, Yep,
everybody is.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
It is also a guest judge on So you Think
you Can Dance? One of my favorite dancing shows, which
they run into the ground. I don't think that show
exists anymore. But tonight I watched the premiere of Dancing
with the Stars. Can we all agree on since we're

(24:32):
divided about the Apple android thing, can the four of
us agree on the fact that Alfonso Riberro makes everything better?
Anyone in the room. Does anybody disagree with that?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Nick no No, I remember.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Saying Andy, I'll throw you out.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Well, here's what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I don't have a problem with him, But I remember
Chris Jericho had a problem with him.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Do you remember when he titles that just going to
bring that up?

Speaker 4 (25:01):
I see now, this is this is the equivalent of
you forgetting the other song we talked about for Jackie,
I've have blanked on this story. What happened.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
So I hope that he told this story on the
show and not off of it. But whatever, if I'm
talking out of school, I apologize.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
And we'll just do We'll just do a Jay Jones
and take it down. And you know, can you take
that down at that video about quaking? Yeah? Anyway, what
was the story I'm blanking story was.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
America's Funniest Home Videos at whatever year it was. I
don't know what year this would have been. Chris Jericho
auditioned to be the host and was told it's his,
but it wasn't. The ink wasn't on paper yet. And
then I'm trying, I'm trying to remember exactly how the
timing of it was. But something happened where he said

(25:57):
then he didn't hear anything, didn't hear anything, didn't hear anything,
was waiting for this. It went from it's yours, so
well hold on, and then Alfonso o Verbaro.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Entered the picture and took it. I'm gonna say, Alfonso
is on television about twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
I'm between Fresh Prince reruns.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
And various other things he hosts and like Food Network,
Major Network, whatever he's on. If I if he wants
to be on a show, He's going to be on
this show.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
He's basically the the black Ryan Seacrest at this point.
It only shows he doesn't get are the ones that Seacrests.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Takes except he's way better than well, there's no question
about that.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Apologies to our buddy Jericho, but I stand by my
initial statement. Alfonso makes everything better. Well, back to the
state the task at hands. So, so we have this
animated image on the screen of Jason Derulo. I haven't
seen anything like this since the last time I looked
at a DiAngelo cover. This guy's fit.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Man, you might be nude.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Huh, it might be nude. He's got women's hands all
over him.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Officially, he resembles R. Kelly in the shape of his
face sort of. Is this R Kelly from jail an Avatar?
It's definitely not. He's having much.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Like Mark Morrison, and he hires somebody who looks exactly
like him to serve to go into the court dates
and leave the touring and stuff to him.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
So this is the first track, title track.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Title track. What year did this come out?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Twenty fourteen?

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Oh eleven years old? Already? Jeez?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
So a young guy.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
He said he was born in eighty nine, so it
would be twenty five when this came out thereabout.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
So this features two Chains? Is that correct? Featuring two Chains?
Who is significantly senior to mister Drulo. He was born
in seventy seven.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Never heard of two Chains.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
He's a very well known rapper. I've heard the name.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Sure is he good?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I don't know. We're going to find out together.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
He gets the job done.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Not a kind of story of myself.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
I'm seeing that Timbaland produced this. I'm liking that big
fan of his.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Track two is Wiggle featuring Snoop Dogg. I got bubble
Gum featuring Tiger Vertigo featuring Jordan's Sparks.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Wasn't she an American idol Jordan's Yeah, I remember that name.
I don't know. I thought that said kid Rock, but
it says kid Ink Kama Sutra featuring Kid Ink.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
You know what that's gonna be about? Zipper?

Speaker 6 (28:50):
You could probably pick any song on the album and
it would probably work.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
For that's not about the carnival.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Ride except Mary me maybe he gets a little uh
clean it up? Is it? It's like R Kelly's version
Mary the pre.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I like the name of one of the songwriters. Not well,
I don't think he's on here. There are a lot
of songwriters on this album. But on the Kama Sutra song,
there's a guy named Dijon McFarlane like the Mustard, like
the Mustard, and actually he goes by Mustard, Mustard do not.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
Well and Mustard songs he introduces like anything produced by Mustard.
He goes Mustard on the beat.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Wow kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah, that's amazing that, you know that? Was that?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Was that a phrase that was that was spoken during
the halftime show at the Super Bowl last year? Or
was that part part of one of the songs because
my wife kept saying that after the after on the beat. Yeah,
she kept saying that over and over for a little while.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
I think DJ Mustard occasionally collaborated with DJ horror mel.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
To uh you know.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
I think at the opening of a Coney Island restaurant
in the Detroit area and joined by DJ Spanish Onions
was also involved.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
If Andy has that clip, I'll be very surprised. The
DJ Hormel clip. Probably not. It's okay, I just coughed
up some food. No, I don't that one only got
played maybe once DJ Hormel I can look for it
was this it is let's hear it.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
All right?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Can I tell you we're all forgetting things here? I
have no idea what the context of that was. I
don't remember how that. I was there a drippy liquid,
there was a well someone he opened up a can
of chili and put it on the record, and yeah,
why why DJ Hormel in the mustard on the beat?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Is doable? Hormlle chili on the beat? Not so much.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Was Jason Derulo at the super Bowl? Or was mister
DJ Mustard was also working with.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
I think Derulo has been involved in a super Bowl
halftime not last year, so maybe I could be. I'm
probably completely wrong about that, but he's on that level
where he would be conceivably included in a super Bowl
halftime show. I don't know if he'd headline it, probably not,
but he would be included, and nobody would bat nye.

(31:37):
He's a pretty big star back in the day. What
would you say his popularity has waned? Or what's he
been up to?

Speaker 6 (31:45):
You know, he's still making music, but I don't think
it's getting the play that it used to.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
His time is coming gone.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Maybe don't listen to top forty pop radio anymore, but
I did when this came out for whatever reason why
I was living in Louisville. I listened to the More
show on the top forty station because I really liked it.
So that's how I got into some of this like
more Top forty stuff. And Jason Derulo was everywhere in
like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
He was, like I said, he infiltrated my beloved so
you think you can dance? And I didn't mind. And
he was pretty good. He was a judge. He wasn't
you know, didn't perform. I mean I think he performed
a song or two, but he didn't do any actual dancing.
But he was a judge. He did a pretty good job.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
He had a song last year with Michael Buble though
called us Spicy Margarita.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm listening Nixon too that I have my attention now, Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Well, oh, so I want to know more about DJ Mustard?
Is DJ Mustard than he's not exclusive to jasonlo.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
He gets around, He's like Timberland. Okay, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Okay, So he could feasibly pop up anywhere with any
current star, got it? Okay, now I'm educated on what's
happened in here. Yeah, on this one, no, I guess
we'll find out if he talks about Mustard on the
first He's not at least credited as a writer on
this one.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
He is on other songs on the album, but not
on the title track. And like I said, there are
a lot of writers on this. This is one of
those you see the memes where there are a bunch
of writers and then they and then people they're only
one writer of bohemian raps.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Don't but I don't know the lyrics of this song.
It might be the first one is Jason Haha, Okay,
I mean name checking himself does.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
That just about every song.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
It's like the electric slide at the end of it.
It's or was it the electric slide you're thinking at
the Cupid shuffle whatever, the other slide side where he
says look out for party. Yeah, where's part two? I
haven't been to a wedding in a decade, and I
still haven't heard part two. It's been twenty five years.
Part two never came.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
But you're still thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
But you throw a commercial in at the end. Of
your song. I guess yeah, yeah, you're still tweaking it.
He wants to get it just right.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
All right, So.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I assume you're familiar with the whole album. Jack, you
said everything on here could be appropriate for this month.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
Yeah, I don't. I liked the album before this better though.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh what was that one?

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Everything is for? That's the one we want to want
me on it?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Okay? But yeah, okay, I was just curious. So you're
very familiar with what's going on here.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Sure, I guess I don't even have to ask you
why you chose it. It probably just fits the month, right,
it does?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Okay? All right, Well, everybody ready to get started.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
And this is not a clean version. We're here.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
See a little tiny e there, So I think we're.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Good now, We're no kind of bullshit Apple is gonna pull.
Tell you it's explicit, sit and you get the clean
uh version. That's something that Apple would pull.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
There's something I don't want to say that infuriates me
with Apple Music.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I'll say it.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
There's something they do once in a while it drives
me crazy. Where you have an album saved in your playlist,
Let's say a couple songs from that album also appear
on a compilation of some sort of soundtrack whatever, a
Greatest Hits or something. No fold in sometimes so you'll
get like tracks one, two, four, five, and you're like,

(35:34):
where did track three go? It's in a separate thing
now because it's part of the Greatest Hits, it grabs
the other version and messes up the album off.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
What would be the reason for that other than to
piss somebody off?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
And it's not.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
It doesn't start off that way. It just decides whenever
like it. I don't know, it updates or something, and
now it's part of this other thing and it's not
listed in the album.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Boy drives me crazy.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
That's worse ship.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, So I don't know that we necessarily would need
to do this. I don't want to throw a wrench
into uh the festivities here. Apparently there is a video
called Celebrities Talking Dirty? Have you seen this? Jack uses
something that you're aware of. It may or may not

(36:27):
be worth.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
She can't really see the screen, so I'm not interesting.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
I mean, it's it's a it's a bunch of ideas,
a bunch of you know, like kind of hip hop
R and D musical artists and Larry King our future.
In the video they threw him in there.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Larry reputed horny individual married multiple times?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Right, that's sure he was married. What he's like the men? Basically?

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I mean, you can be prolifically horny and you don't
have to get married all the time. I wonder why
would that. I don't get a serial married people what
I get maybe the second time, but after two failed marriages,
why would you want to go down that road again?
Not that anybody in this room has any experience with that,

(37:14):
but yeah, you hear about these people, especially celebrities, where
every time you get married and it goes down the toilet,
half of your empire is gone.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I have a theory about that. These are people who
have climbed mountains and have made it to the top,
and they don't take failure very well. And that's probably
they probably think I can do it, I can I
can do this. It's something that they want to also

(37:50):
climb that mountain and conquer it.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
That's my theory. Who knows, well, again, at what point
does the continuing failing? What point do you stop?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
But well, with Larry King is when he kicked the bucket.
Last failure, whatever.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
It was Was he married when he died?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
He was?

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Did you just want to make sure any time he
had somebody to take care of him?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Probably that could be it.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Hey, who knows, Maybe he wanted to take care of
a bunch of Maybe that was part of the appeal
to him, to be the meal ticket for a bunch
of people. These people are we can't understand the goings
on of these weird people.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
No, we can't relate to it, obviously, but there's something there.
Toss that out. I mean, for us regular folk, the
legal bills alone would sink you.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
So how about this?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Fielding Follower says, no different than changing jobs. Sometimes you
grow tired of it or find a better opportunity.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Right, And that can exist without getting married and being
legally bound to see somebody and going through that nightmare
to end the relationship. You can. You can move on
to other ship without being married to somebody anyway. All right,
more talk, that's killing the vibe. Let's say let's get

(39:15):
into the strip to the waist or possibly lower Jason Derulo.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Talk dirty, All right, quick commercial break, we'll be right back.
You're supposed to be hearing something. Does it normally start
off making noise. Get jazzy on, hold on, he said,

(39:53):
get Jazzy on him right away. Jazzy getz the horns.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah, I mean, do it already. So do we know
who that woman was talking?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
She sounded almost like a little bit robotic.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
I was gonna say, like a serial esque character.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Sounded like a robotic rosy Perez.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Is that a redundancy?

Speaker 7 (40:19):
Let you get on in the national first class seat
on my lapper, riding comfortable because I know what.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
The girl means, New York City.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
I love just going ahead and dropping into another accent.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, I like the lion about the first class seat
on my lap. That's pretty good. It's a good one.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Is he from the islands in anywhere? Or is he
just dipping his toe in that water because he felt
like it here?

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Lyrically, I think he's gonna get around.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Okay, okay, he's uh, he's internationally and he's from the
island of Florida, the Peninsula. Yeah, so are.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
You telling me he's going to do a bunch of
different accents? Is he going to do a Chinese accent?
Like what's happening here?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Was that allowed still in twenty fourteen?

Speaker 6 (41:12):
I think he's just setting.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Was chingy still around.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Yeah, that that passage she channeled his inner Steven Segal
with the than we did. He did that was an inspiration.
Should add Cegal guess she was.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yeah, she want the buddy. Yeah is that a September.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Out of nowhere?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
But yeah, all right, let's keep going. Stick stamp.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
You make it hardly.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
That's pretty good too. I got lipstick stamps on my passport.
That is good. These are good lyrics. Yeah, so far,
I'm into it.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Make it hard to leave. Is there a euphemism in there?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
So in the world.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Don't beat the lame, don't explaining.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Understanding when you talk dirty to me. Okay, I've heard this.
I've heard this chorus, uh like wafting around in the
background of something, and I instantly start singing it talk
dirty to me.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I never have, but I like it so far. I
like that. I like the horn.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
I think the horns were a big thing around this time.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Yeah, there was like pussy Cat Dolls had it in
one of their songs, if I recall correctly, sort of
the middle Eastern vibes going on.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, it went from like a Quincy Jones sounding like
seventies thing to the note choices went into like a
Middle Eastern sort of a sound. Very pretty cool. I
like it.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
What about the that don't need explaining? I always that
line always stuck out with me.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Don't it transcends language?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
It does, Yeah, he doesn't speak the language.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
When you're contemplating a booty, the less explanation the better.
You don't need an owner's man you holding that along
with it.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Also, when you're walking around, possibly fully nude, like he
is on this cover, with a woman behind him grabbing
at him.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
The less explanatory language going on, the better.

Speaker 7 (43:44):
You know, the wors no obliging.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Conversations.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
But you know what is.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Now there's a euphemism. We know that's what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
There, he's talking about U something that you hear rock
stars of the past they talked about frequently going to
other countries and people singing along to the songs and
having it be a profound experience. Oh yeah, however, doing
the second line.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Oh I thought you like talking about the second slightly
less profound?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, yeah, you know what is? It's a childish, but hey,
it works for him, you know what. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
you're not going to argue with this guy, though.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
What if he's with a woman who's not into the
length so much, but.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
The girth probably coming up later in the verse.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
You're gonna work that in somehow.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I know what their London. It almost he almost did it,
he thought about it. I'm waiting for for like a
French passage or something. Give it time, stick stunts on
my passport. I think I need a new.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
World in the world. Don't beat the.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
Language, but your booty don't need explaining, I believe me.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Don't understanding when you talk dirty.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
To meted to me.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
A friend of reel, she was all the meal speak amain.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I see, yeah, hold on before two chains get started here.
That's like the equivalent of the guitar solo. I would
say for most of our songs.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
That's a good point. That is what it is.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah, so he said, Uno, I met a friend in
Rio where they don't speak Spanish, right Portugues. Yeah, and then.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Maybe that is maybe is Portuguese as well.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
That's true, Maybe it is. It's just he doesn't he
clearly doesn't speak the language.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
He doesn't care. He's just saying people, Well, he likes
the game. Yeah, the card game we got our French,
our French passage here, yeah, he said, dose. She was
all on me.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Oh that doesn't really strike me as something he spent
a lot of time crafting.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
No, but in some cases with rie oh mio.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Yeah, okay, I just googled it. The number is one
through ten and Portuguese one through four are in fact
the same. Spanish. We get a little variation once you
get to seven.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
All right, but what about three in French? He said,
trace naja.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Three, trace his Portuguese for three here.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Okay, equattro Oh yeah, that's universal.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
I would say, once you get to four, it's time
to get busy.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Two Chains was was stepping up, so he had to
say something quickly and get out of the way. I think.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
So when two Chains kicks in, though, like this is
where this goes different from obviously the radio edit, which
I'm most used to hearing.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
What I like, I missed it. I'm glad I did,
but I will.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Tell you about a clever edit that they made on
the radio on this party.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
All right, let's do it two chains Here he comes closed.
The genius sold.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Is sold out as you get sucked my penis. So
there was a crow there oh you could.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Did he say suck my and then there's a rooster?
Or is it just saying I believe? So wow? Okay,
so that doesn't really lead much to the imagination. But
I guess there were.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
A few like bleeps in this, so I didn't exactly
know all the words. And then when I rediscovered this
song recently, I was like, oh, okay, I will make
sure this doesn't come on in the car when my
daughter is here.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I love the next.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Unless you're at a soccer game and neighbor someone else
in the neighborhood is coaching the team and doesn't give
a ship.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
So horses ass. What's wrong with you to not notice?

Speaker 4 (48:43):
It's wrong with people today?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
I love what he rhymes next chest tongue on just
throwing a name that rhymed. He said, sold out Arenas,
you can suck my penis Gilbert Arenas, Gilbert Gilbert Arenas.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Isn't it an NBA? What the way for the NBA?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
And he had a gun.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
He had a gun gu Broleo that got suspended for
a gun in the locker room. I think something like that.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
So was that before or after the song was written?

Speaker 4 (49:17):
I bet it was right, probably right around the same.
I mean it had to be like in the news. Yeah, yeah,
I mean he was a prominent NBA player. It would
make sense to name check him or somebody else.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
I enjoy him still he does. I guess it's a podcast.
I see a lot of his clips on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Was he really?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I didn't know that. It's called gills Arena? There you
go in or six every pitture, I take a posit,
what you expect?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Put it so good.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
About Okay, he didn't even specify with a lizard. Yeah,
it's going to be a designer dog. I don't know
with the two parts of that that sentence, he left
nothing to the imagination and then everything to the imagination horse.

(50:10):
It could have gone the other way. Yeah, pet Rock,
something something about her was so good. I bought her
at Chinchilla. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Yeah, that's my first instinct is to go to pet co.
See what's available for the woman who just blew my mind,
rocked my world?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
If you will, Well, flowers, are you know that's old fashion?
I guess you live animals.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
Yeah, I mean that's a lot of responsible.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I'm gonna say he stuck her with a responsibility. Yeah yours.
I didn't get the aquarium.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
But you're gonna have to buy all that extra ship
showed up with a fish and a bag.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Fish.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
These fish don't have their shots either, So yeah, it's
an investment.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Now.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Poor woman's got a job. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it. You
gotta say to my phone on the big boat. Anyway,
every day I'm trying to get to it.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
You gotta say, you really like that line? He said
it twice.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
You guys, ever save anyone on your phone as a
name that wasn't theirs doesn't have.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
To be sexual. I don't think so, like idiot or something.
What I have. I actually have a folder that says that.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
I think it's like the O C D in me
or something. I can never save anyone's name that's not
exactly what their name is correct capitalization, like I couldn't
be like, you know, lowercase Larry, you know what I mean,
like first initial or whatever.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
I can do that. I have some big booty, is
not it. It's not gonna be in there. You do that, well, no,
not not that necessarily. I don't know if if you
guys do this. I'm not terribly social with my kids, friends, parents,
But you got to have their number, so I'll be
I'm lucky if I remember a first name and then

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I put in parentheses. This person's mom, this kid's mom,
This makes dad. I have a lot of people under
that where it's just it's more of a reference to
all right, who's whose parent is this? Yeah, that's fair
because I don't know anybody.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Yeah, I have real names, even my parents, Like I
don't have mom and dad.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I have, you know, the government names. I like it.
I have tom as t K. Look at you nicknames.
That's that's the word booty in there. Someone you want
to do this, I'm gonna do it. Do it.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Yeah, my firewood guy is under firewood Guy, which reminds
me I got to call on tomorrow. What another ship man?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Buy him a pet? What do they pick up? They
say who you're looking for? What?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
What if someone answers the phone and says, hello, who
you looking for?

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Say firewood guy?

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Well, I know his name, but I don't have it
entered into uh uh, you know, I don't have his
him entered under his name, But if if pressed, I
could say his name. But you know, I've worked with
him for several seasons. No one else has ever answered

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the phone. But it's an independent contractor. Great firewood, by
the way, I recommend him delivers.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I usually get it apple, I would. Yeah, it always
works better.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
I don't have a fireplace. I just have one of
those entertainment cabinets.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Is the fake fire that's the way to go.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Yeah, you don't need to do that's probably, yeah, probably
the better way to go. I need some maintenance, but
it ain't happening until it all falls apart.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Oursney's like a ten thousand dollar piece of work done
to it. So yeah, mine's got two years we've been
able to use it.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Mine's getting there.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
In my old house we had we never knew how
to use the fireplace, but we never bothered to figure
it out. Like twinkle lights on the logs.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Well why not, because anything, it's nothing to mess with.
If you're not exactly sure what's going on, you don't
need to smoke inhalation or whatever in your house.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
I'm going to cause a carbon monotony.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Yeah you don't want to do that, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If there's any doubt in your mind, don't light something
on fire inside of your house.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Twinkle lights are fine. Yeah, yeah, Jason Derulo is okay
with twinkle lights. He's got no problem with it. Let's
see what two chains thinks though. Or is he done?
He might be done.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
He's done.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Yeah, he's done after the big booty thing two times.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Said it twice. Yeah, he's going to text her. See
what's going on?

Speaker 6 (55:23):
I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
There, you go, look at that list of songwriters there.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Do you see Jason's real last name?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I think that's I saw it. It's it's like it's
spelled like desperrow the mouse got the yeah, French X
or whatever pronounced the same way. But it's one of
those like pro wrestling things where they'd say, we're going
to change that so people don't get it wrong. I
guess maybe just all of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
That last name screams of Florida lineage.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
All right, well there it is. What is it called?
Talk dirty?

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Right?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Not talk dirty to me, just talk dirty, talk dirty.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
I'll bet somebody got excited think we were going to
do poison.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
I thought that's what you were going to say, and
I'm not upset about it, but I thought that's.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
What you've never done a poison song. One day in
all these years. All right, well it's time to vote
Sweet Surrender or Kicking the cross. Jackie. You brought this
with you, so tell us Sweet Surrender of kicking the crotch.

Speaker 6 (56:26):
What do you think Sweet Surrender?

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah, tell us why.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
It's just a really fun song and I immediately liked it.
I had liked other songs by Jason Derulo, so this
kind of you know, went with the course. But it
gets in your head just the the Big Booty that
there's certain lines in the song saved in my phone

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under Big Footy just always cracks me up. So I
enjoyed the humor in it as well.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
So, so one of the things that we were looking
to get is the woman's point of view when it
comes to horniness and whatnot. And the sense of humor
being funny is a big thing.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
For women, right, And you saw the picture of him
right well that.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Yes, that helps, Yeah, that does help, right, But all
of that stuff aside, the sense of humor is a.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
Big one, absolutely, yeah, And I think.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
You hear that often.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
I think there is a lot of human humor in
that song. There is, as well as some of his
other songs. So I like that he doesn't take himself
too seriously.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
It seems like he's having fun for him.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Absolutely, Yeah, grabs.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Two chains, breezes in and takes everything into the sewer
with his right you know, dropping the word penis.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
I don't hear that too much.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
And it no, you don't.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
He needed something to wrong with Gilbert Arenas.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Yeah, I guess so he probably started with Gilbert Arenas
and worked his way back.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Of course, probably watching it Washington Wizards game and it
all came to him. One of those songs that everybody says, oh,
just came out of nowhere, and ten minutes later it
was completely written.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
So Chris vote surrender kicking the croutch Yeah, I'll.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Do a sweet surrender. Hell yeah, I think again, speaking
to the strength of the hook of the chorus. Like
I said, once it kicked in, I remember I definitely
heard it. I'm not sure I actually ever heard it

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directly on the radio or something. I must have heard
it in the background. But instantly when I heard that,
I started singing it myself and would continue to sing
it for the rest of the day every time I
heard it. Yeah, talk dirty to me, you know it
is that works in my wheelhouse? Yeah. Other than that,

(59:10):
I Want to Want You was a huge hit. And when,
like I said, when he was on so you think
you can dance? Yeah he had. He had to do
a lot of talking, a lot of judging, and I
thought you did a great job. So yeah, I'm good
with this guy and his and his horny song here.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Nick sweet Surrender as well. Hell yeah. The thing I
like most about this song is the chorus. And I'm
typically a vocal melody guy, Like that's what hooks me.

(59:54):
There is none in the chorus, but that horn part
is so cool and so hooky that that's it's just
it makes up for anything like that, Like you don't
need it, probably too much. You don't need background singers
with with some sort of melody. Yeah you're going on here.
It's that chorus is perfect in its sparseness.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
And so that's Timberland produced this whole thing. He oversaw
the whole project.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yes, I think that's correct. I think so so.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Timbaland probably had his Middle Eastern friend playing the French
horn while they were watching the Wizards game and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Said I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Yeah. Of course, also stoned off their asses keep doing that,
which actually something something, something, just occurred to me with
Timbaland at the Helm. I'm wondering if he instigated orchestrated
the Gilbert Arenas mentioned because he produced Nelly Furtado, Promissute,

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promiscuous girl or just promiscuous. She name checks Steve Nash
at that song.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
She yeah, fellow Canadian?

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Yeah so uh yeah. I'm wondering if that was like
a thing for Timbaland. At the song? Which NBA player
can we name check in this part? What does she
say about Steve Nash? I don't remember the lyric. I
should know it because I like that song. But she
is she named name check Steve Nash.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
The patented Nash dribble.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
No, it's it's you do She something something like Steve Nash?
What she says?

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
All right, I'm gonna have to go back and look
get like justin Timberlake albums to see if he named
checks any NBA stars.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
You might something about Big Country. I think anyone or so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
That wasn't the Nicardohonia's Timbaland project that never came out.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
I want to say Big Country. Reeves's sister was the
original bass player in Nash Phil.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Pussy you told us that one episode.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Yeah, yeah, pretty sure, that's accurate.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Talk about a showbiz family.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Oh I'm getting a sweet surrender too. Hell yeah, if
for no other reason, then I bought her a pet.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
The whole song could have been garbage if with that
line just I bought her a pet. I mean, I'm
giving it a sweet surrender, but it was not garbage.
I'm just saying for that alone, it's getting a sweet surrender.
But also enjoyed myself. They'll toe tapper. In the right situation,
it would work. It's typically not something I'd listened to.
But I don't mean that in a bad way. It's

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more of a insult to myself. It's my fault that
I'm stuck in nineteen ninety seven. But hey, it happens
to all of us, doesn't it. I enjoyed myself, and
I think it's time to go to the next round.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
First, before you do that, here's a lyric from Promiscuous,
which came out in two thousand and six. So why
likes what six years? Eight years before this?

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Okay, hey, is that the truth? Or are you talking trash?
Is your game? MVP? Like Steve Nash Okay. I think
Timberland has made that happen, pulled the strings on the
Gilbert renas mentioned.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
I think you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
That's quality stuff. It's not a coincidence.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, didn't Steve Nash wind twice? I can't remember he
did with the Suns? Yeah, yeah, there you go. All right,
look where we are.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
I got a question for you, Paul Stanley.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
What was he doing at this time? Nothing? Done with
music fourteen? It was over. Yeah, maybe that's when that
Samurai Sun came out. I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Well, they were, you know, in the midst of haanging
their hats on the Kiss Cruise. It probably would have
been Kiss Cruise three fourteen. Oh really, jez, Yeah, well
twenty sixteen it was Kiss Cruise six, I believe.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
So wow, yeah, three or four other than COVID Did
they skip anywhere? Did they not? That we're aware of? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Yeah, and now it's landlocked? When is that next month?

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
This month? November?

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
November?

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
And why aren't they going on a boat this time?

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Because they it's probably the logistics of it are probably
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
You know, I don't know, but I thought that they
kind of went the other way where it was going
to be this event on its own, and I don't
it seemed like it didn't have enough.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Kiss Cruise is a brand.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Yeah yeah, they went back later and kind of rebranded it.
Oh yeah, this is going to be landlocked Kiss Cruise
because it was I forgot what it was called at first,
but it was something else. I don't know, like it
wasn't a residence one day, right or was it two
days or something?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Yeah, yes, I forgot what they were calling it, but
it wasn't originally Kiss Cruise Landlocked. I think they were
figuring out what they were doing after they announced what
it was it was going to be in the dates.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Yeah, now, I think Paul did come out and say
that we had to we had to gin it up,
so to speak. Gets more buzz going about it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yeah, all right, So let's think.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Is Talk Dirty a rock and roll boner classic as
voted by the four rock and roll boners in this
room today.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Huh think about it. Let me know when your votes
are in. Mine's in?

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Mine said, Mine said, uh yeah, I think mine' said I.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Want to go same order, which was Jackie, Chris Nick me, Yeah,
give me one second. I'll tell you when I got
my options here. Okay, Jackie, you started off rock and
roll boner buying an animal for a woman. Yeah, as

(01:06:57):
a gift, as a gift, as a thank you. I mean,
isn't there a was it? Like, who's the baseball player
that they was? It wasn't it a professional athlete that
had there was some sort of story where if they
spent time with a lady they would give her a
swag bag or a gift bag, Orsus dere or Alxrodrigez

(01:07:20):
one of some professional athlete. There's some kind of story
like that. But a living, breathing creature is on the
next level. Yeah. Maybe like there was a bag of
sea monkeys or something in the gift bag, but that's,
you know, very low maintenance, comparatively true. You don't have

(01:07:43):
to hatch them if you don't want to, right choose
not to. You don't have that choice with a pet,
whatever that pet was.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
I don't like Nick said, it could be anything, Jackie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
If if a man got you as a gift, any
kind of pet, what pet would you hope it would be?

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
Most I'm a dog person, but I'm not ready for
that responsibility at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, how about a turtle, turtle, turtle good. Turtles are good.
You're still kicking Yeah, yeah, both of them. The one
that Nick got for his what third grade birthday or whatever,
it was like nine, Probably that one's still kicking around. Then.
We've had one since two thousand and six. Yeah, still

(01:08:32):
kicking things live forever, unless you're unless you didn't his
pass away early. Yeah, come on, Tom, poor Tom. You
know how much effort it takes to kill a turtle.
It's got to be deliberate. Yeah, don't they say that
if you're a hoarder and you have a turtle, turtles

(01:08:54):
can get stuck behind your horde. Yeah, sure, your booty
if you will, I'm sure, and somehow survive. They could
just be stuck in a corner for years and somehow
they survive.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
I don't know how is that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
I've heard stories like that. Could be urban legend, but
who knows. They might some sort of insect or something
comes along and they're good for a while. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Yeah, Well, Tom's turtle was named Ketas, so maybe it
was some kind of living on the edge. Blaming the
turtle for this one. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
His turtle after the chili pepper I did.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
I forgot about that. Yeah, some kind of overdose on
some kind of vitamin. I don't know what. Rest in peace.
Ketis the turtle.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Tom was too busy roll in three hundred games to
feed Ketas. Basking in the glory of his eight hundred,
three hundred games that he's rolled.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Tom thought that Ketas was a airball, and Kis went out,
went out helping Tom close a frame.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Well, Tom rolled at two sixty eight tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
He just fuck her.

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
Every night.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
He's in a league, right, he's on.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
He could he could get on the tour. I'm sure
if that were something he wanted to do.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Okay, look, I love me some Tom Codle. He puts
up some oppressive numbers, but there's a lot more involved
in that. And they do they play tricks with the
oil patterns. You just can't go from fucking start ust
on to the tour and roll those same scores.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
So, all right, we'll wait for his response.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
Well, so hopefully he'll be here next week for the
customary closing of the month and we'll hash it out then.
But I think I'm gonna give Tom preemptive credit and
say that he would agree with me, being like knowing
what goes on on the pro tour that you just
don't go from a house shot to a pro level

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oil pattern and roll two sixty eights. If he did,
he would be on tour making money, and I figures
not working it is whatever job he is now, because
would be being a professional bowler would be way better than.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
That than a turtle salesman.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Well that a turtle killer apparently. But yeah, well we'll
hash this out next week, but I'm gonna give him
credit and advance. He would agree with me, all right.
And I hate him for his bowling prowess. I mean,
I used to hate him for how good looking he is,

(01:11:52):
and I still hate him for that when you tack
on the fucking bowling prowess and I can't believe I
let that my house multiple times, and I'm going to
do it again next week. Yeah, maybe the South Shore
train will break down again on the evening commute and
you won't be able to make it after Yeah, not

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your train, but Tom's train.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Jackie, did you eat your baked treat?

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
I ate some of it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
What did you think it was?

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
Very good?

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Jackie?

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Listen to me, Jackie, hate Jackie.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
The best I could do. I was hoping you were
going to say you didn't like it or something. I'm
trying to get you to just say something bad. She
didn't eat all of it. There might be something wrong there.
You go, Well, I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Want to get crumbs on floor.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
No, you don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Very thoughtful of you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Yeah, we should have should have pulled some big Lebowski
sound clips, Jackie tree horn that don't work, we'll do.
We'll pull those for the next or.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Next time, Jackie. You up for yardo questions?

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
All right, we're gonna do it after this quick commercial break.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Your yarns of questions?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Yes, chee about that?

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
You know a yard are questions here? Came in about
three and a half hours ago, all right, fresh fresh.
This yard came to us from Chuck Russick. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
I think he was a teammate of Gilbert Renus. This
backade mid twenty ten's and that oh so memorable Washington
Wizards team. What a terrible franchise. How could you be
a Wizards fan? It's just never any good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
They got Jordan as coach though for a while, right, Yeah,
he made him worse, especially in a capacity of front
of office he killed them, he killed the Hornets?

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Who was you know, just too many teams in these
sports leagues and some of them are just perpetually bad.
How do you how do you become how do you
remain a fan of them?

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Yeah, it's hard to I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Jackie and to Spuel, you're a Cubs for person, right.

Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
Yeah, I don't watch basketball or hockey.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Okay, well I watch.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Football and baseball, and I get sucked into college basketball
during March man and just because of my job.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Yeah, everybody's into it. It's a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
They market it well.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
But but you know, the Washington Wizards are one of
these pro franchises who are always shitty. It's like, how
do how do they get anybody to show there? You go,
TK turtle killer? How do you get anybody to even

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show up to the arena and pay these prices that
sports tickets cost to see crap? Yeah, and a terrible
name to Wizards.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
They they change it from the Bullets because of the
you know, all the violence that's going. Yeah, the Washington Bullets.
They want a championship in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Do they win in the seven years?

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Yeah, it's a good name it name, everything's ruined. Let's
at a faith in omar.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Something it is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Yeah, nobody's clamoring for that name to come back, though,
Like how we get the Redskins and the Indians people.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
And the bullets?

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Is away?

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Cooler name though, Yeah, I'm for sure I'm clamoring for it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Yeah. Cooler uniforms too, they did? They had you ever
see their remember what their logo was?

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
What was it? Wasn't it like the hands or some hands?

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
The two l's and bullets were hands reaching up for
a bask.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, yeah, that was good.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
All right, Chuck says hello to all the horny boners
of pud thunderstand.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
And we got an extra one in the room.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
These three questions are Tom Jones and Horny centric the Pepper.
Happy September to all who celebrate.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Which should be everyone, but right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Question one? If Tom Jones was a guest on today's episode,
do you think he would kick the song in the
crutch or give it a sweet surrender? Wou'd he give
it the rock and roll boner distinction? If it made
it that farm? What do you think I think he would?

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I think he'd be into it. You know, it's it's
legitimately horny sexy. You have Tarulo's cover image. I think
he'd be happy with that too.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Let me on boring And it's interesting because I've never
really watched it, but he's on What the UK Voice.
He's one of the judges Tom Jones does. Yeah. So
I based on just the fact that he's on a
contemporary TV show where he's judging contemporary talent, I could

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I could certainly conceive of him being a fan of
something like this. I don't think he's gonna say Nope,
everything was better in the seventies or sixties and and
that's it. I think he's I think you're right, he's
a guy who's taking it all in as time goes on.

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What do you think Jackie's I.

Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
Think he'd be on board with the horns too.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Oh yeah, you're like that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
Yeah, I feel like sixties had a lot of horns
that fit well.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
That song Delilah, Yeah, very memorable. Uh little horno trim
if you nice?

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Would he be on board with the Erenus Penis rhyming scheme?
I think he would. We could be good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
I wonder you never know when it comes to that,
when comes to working blue, how someone's gonna either like
it or not like it. Yeah, that older generation. You
never know, I guess anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
But it's not quite on par with the Wholdham scrotum
rhyme scheme from Gangster of Love, with which actually somebody
pigged me today had said we should do that for
some too. I didn't disagree, but it wasn't my pick tonight.
But yeah, this one had a similar rhyming thing going on.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
You rarely hear like a medical term used in a
rap song, you don't, Yeah, penus, scrotum, clinic cole terms
for male genitalia being used.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
It's an interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Flex, it is, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Question two, if Tom Jones were to cover the song
in his prime, do you think the song would be
better or worse with the Jones treatment?

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Well, do you think? I think the Jones well, the
Tom Jones everything better, So yeah, I think hands down,
if he you know, I think I don't know if
you'd get the the DJ mustard the other guy involvement.
But if he if he took that out and needed

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the rest, and I think, uh, I think the booty
explain in line would sound good coming from a sir Tom.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
Yeah, I don't see the two shames being on there.
But yeah, if there was a second artist to kind
of collaborate on the song.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
With him, Charro, there you go? Why not both still
her own guitar solo in there? Oh yeah, did she
sing or just play the guitar sing? I know she's
guitar player.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Probably play a mean castinet too.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Have you ever watched.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Show You a Thing or two on the cast of nets.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Have you ever watched some of her guitar playing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Oh, she's a virtuoso.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
It's amazing, she's a she's.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
A I like most people children in the seventies eighties,
knew of her through the game shows, her Match Game.
I think she was probably on.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Gong Show, love Boat Now that was a game show,
but she was on one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
She was on the several.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Probably she was on.

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
An episode of Pebs Playhouse too.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
That's that sounds about. On the Christmas one, I think, so, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Christmas so you see her and you just think she's
like this, you know, quirky personality, fitting into that sort
of stereotype. But yeah, she comes out and desert things.
She's a virtuoso flamenco guitarist period.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Which I don't know anything about, but I've heard is
one of the hardest styles to play well.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Yes, because it's it's played out of classical guitar, which
you know. I remember my mom that when they finally
agreed to buy me a guitar, had to be acoustic
because they didn't want to buy all the other ship involved,
like all this crap stacked up over here, and my

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mom and her whole family was from Spain and she
wanted it to be a Spanish guitar, so it had.
They ended up getting me a class cold nylon string guitar,
the absolute worst instrument to give to a beginner because
the neck is huge, fingerboard is flat, because you got

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to have that proper techno. You're not playing cowboy chords
on a classical guitar, which I ended up doing for
a year, and add nylon strings on it, which is
hard to get a tone out of.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Is the action higher than what is comfortable or is
it not.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
It's a combination of that and just the sheer size
of the knack. It's huge, and I stuck with it
for a year. They said, if you stick with it
for a year and take your lessons, we'll get you
an electric guitar, and I wanted that electric guitar. So
I suffered playing a fucking classical guitar for a year,

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the worst guitar to give to a beginner. I don't
know how I stuck with it. It was that carrot.
At the end of the year. If I stuck with it,
I would get an electric guitar. And that's what happened.
But yeah, no, you don't watch that guitar anymore, do you.
Oh no, no, no long gone. But yeah, a virtuoso

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flamenco guitarist, no two ways about it. And she's still alive.
She's gotta be pushing ninety, right, I don't think she's
quite that old. Yeah, I could see her coming on
the scene at a young age.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Yeah, I think she was pretty young when she It
was like there was a band leader who incorporated her
into the act or something like that. She's among the.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Wiggliest of celebrities, Like you should have had her on
wiggle like like pep.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
To the extreme seventy four only that's it. Yeah, shit
falls wow.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
So when she was doing her thing in the seventies,
she was only in her twenties. She f lookedn't seemed older.
Than that to be involved.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Wait a minute, so do the math here. Seventy four
should be born in fifty one, right thereabouts.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Yeah, that sounds the mid seventies.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
I smell a rat here, Sorry, Charo. Nineteen sixty six
she married sixty six year old band leader.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
I was. I was just about to say, I speculated
what malfeasance was going on with the band leader, and
here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
There you go, And maybe it's right. They were the
first couple to be wet at Caesar's Palace. She was fifteen.

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
Yeah, come on, like a Celene Dion situation.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Yeah, but at least they waited, right did they. He's like, well,
I don't think they got married that young. Maybe they
had something going on. Do you think that. That's one
of those things where it's like if they were on
a radio or television show together back in like the fifties,
it's like, well, we kind of have to be married
in real life too.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
Well, that's where a show business for the old man.
He spun it, that's how he spun it, so he'd
agree to it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Yeah, oh yeah. And then now it's saying they're not
sure what year she was born.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
It says, yeah, because this has in a newspaper column
it said, sixty six year old, No, sixty year old.
This guy Xavier Ku got his twenty year old Spanish girlfriend. Yeah,
so we don't know what's going on here.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Charro and Minute Bowl will never know what year they
were actually born. I sent to Andy the other day.
I looked up something I'm having to do with Manuke Bowl.
There's a sixteen year gap in trying to guess. Yeah,
usually it's a couple of years. Oh, we're not sure
if this person was born in sixty one or sixty

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three or whatever. Yeah, it's like forty eight to sixty four.
He could have been born anywhere. He was either a
toddler or sixteen years old, no memory of sixty two,
nobody knows, or sixty four whatever it was. Yeah, it's
like mind boggling that it could that much time could

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be in question. Well, Charles got a ten year that's
still pretty that's still pretty big. And not even the
same day March thirteenth, nineteen forty one or January fifteenth,
nineteen fifty one.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
No one knows that anywhere in between.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Yeah, I guess at a certain point she's she she
knows more or less and she's just not gonna say right.
I mean, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
Would think she would know when she was born, yes, but.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
But like if you didn't, that would be pretty Uh.
I would hate that. You'd hate not knowing when you
were born, like like what year or date or yeah,
you just didn't know. If I got today feels like
my birthday, I don't know why, it'd be weird.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
No, it would definitely be weird. I bought it's possible, yeah,
that she doesn't know, but yeah, that would be wild.
I wonder if Timberland ever worked a Newt bowl and a.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Rhymed it with butthole Man.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
I was thinking that we had a lady in the room.
I didn't say it, Andandy said it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Question three, if you had to choose one song that
you've analyzed in any September as a representation of peak
horniness and present it to Tom Jones, what song would
you show him? And while you three think of your answers,
hope you all have a great summer, had a great summer. Sorry,

(01:27:21):
and happy boner to you in this primal month. Well,
thank you very much, Chuck, appreciate your questions, appreciate you listening.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
And that's you on.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
Board the date of this release unintended. He rose to
the occasion with that, Dad, Yeah, he did have set
up questions.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
The date of the release of this episode. We will
have had a summer because it's first day of fall.
If I'm not mistaken, Oh wow, the release?

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
Yes, yes, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
So what was the question? Just what song would you
present to him? Not to necessarily sing, but to be like,
hey man, what do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
Yeah, okay, just a but it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
Has to be a tombrsong.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
And it doesn't have to like I could pick one
that you picked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have my answer.
If anyone's interesting you, if you want me to.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Start, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
I remain flabbergasted at the negative response to that Jimmy
Page song want to Make Love. How do you not
detect the massive amount of horniness. I would want to
play that for Tom Jones and be like, come on, Tom,
you can hear the horniness of this guy. His fucking

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voice is going up in octave. He says want to
make love to you at least fifty times in the song.
I mean, it's the very definition of horniness. So I
would definitely want his input on that to to prove
me right, and if for some reason he agreed with

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the majority of the listeners I'd accepted, it wouldn't make
it any easier for me to understand. I thought that
was a slam dunk, keeping with the basketball theme. I
couldn't believe the negative response to that one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Come on, Tom, these guys are crazy, right, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
Jimmy Page and blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
I felt so good about that for months, and the
listeners hated it. I don't even.

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
Remember that song. Yeah, I guess it would just like
did not stick in my.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Head at all.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
And that's the thing. I thought it would stick in
everybody's head because he says I want to make love
to you at least fifty times in the song, and
yet she still doesn't remember it. It just shocks me
to his.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Stay all right, nick I, what do you got? Or Jackie,
if you have one, or if you need a moment,
I can kill sometime.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
The one song that's like sticking in my brain I
think it was I think it was September was Midnight
Rendezvous Babies. I just really love that song, and uh yeah,
so I'd say, hey, this is a great song.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
Oh, he'd be aware of Midnight RENDEZV. Yeah, that was
one of my better picks. And I was riding high
off of Midnight Rendezvous and I was like, this, Jimmy
Page song is a is a guaranteed winner. Everybody hated.
It still blows my mind to this day.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
It happens to all of us.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
Some people hate it, most people hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Yeah, Jackie, what do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
She just said?

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
I'm sorry, Nick, what do you think I would go
with the Electric six Danger?

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
Danger? So that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
One, at least without having a list in front of me.
I think I can hear him singing more so than
any other one. Yeah. I think that guy Dick, whatever
his name is, I can't remember right, Pizza Dick Pizza.
Nick sent us a IMDb screenshot from some I've been

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I've been watching there on YouTube. They have collections of
made for TV movies from seventies and eighties, so I
checked out a couple and I I don't I look
through the cast beforehand, just to sees there anybody that
I'm familiar with. And that was one of the characters
and the one that I started Pizza Dick Pizza. Okay,

(01:31:37):
And it wasn't supposed to be funny. I don't think no.
These are all like thrillers, like suspense, you know, so
I didn't get the impression that there was a lot
of horsing around in them. But I'll let you know.
I'll watch it when I get a chance and report back.
Dick Pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
All right, Well, if you want to submit a Yardo question,
go to potothunder dot com, click that widget, send three
questions our way, and we will answer them on the program.
Maybe next week, maybe in a couple of weeks, maybe never.
But I believe in you, and I think you'll send

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us some good questions.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
One of the things that kind of maybe we'll have
to do like a grab bag of questions at some point,
because there's something that some of the people do where
they're probably having a couple of drinks or something. They
got a really good first question, a pretty good second question,
and then the third one is basically just abandoning the
project and going to bed. So we might have to

(01:32:40):
just go through some of those and make a a
franking yeah yeah, yeah, because some of them are good.
But you know, I don't want to present it when
there's no third question. It's like the third question kiss
my ass.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Okay, Well, I'm just saying, if you don't a third question, Yeah,
it just kind of gets thrown in the bin, right
it kind of that's what's happened so far.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
So that begs the question, do you want to reward
these people by even taking one of their questions nameless?

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
It's work for you, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
All right, stay's in the bin. We talked it out.
I'm just saying, no, follow the rules for christ. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
So if you've done that, and you've wondered why didn't
they answer my questions, go.

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
Back and are you in the third?

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:33:40):
Delete kiss my ass and put a third question in there.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
And if you don't remember exactly what you asked, ask me.
I can send it back to you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
You can modify it and resubmit it. I'll work with you.
We'll make it happen as a team.

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
Here's an example. If you put in kiss my ass,
you can change it to if someone said kiss my
ass to you, who do you wish it would be? There?

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
You go turn it into a question, who's.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Asked would you gladly kiss when ordered to do so?

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
All right, Well, Jackie, thank you so much for joining us.

Speaker 4 (01:34:19):
Yeah, I appreciate it. Thanks for the much needed female
perspective of nuh yeah, good choice tonight, Jackie, listen to me, Jackie.

Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
Thank Jackie.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Why is it funny? I don't know, Well, thank you.
It was my pleasure. Thank you for responding positively so
quickly earlier today.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
Yeah, we had to shuffle some things around this week.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
Yeah, it was I'm like, I don't who knows if
she's gonna be able to And then a minute later, yep,
I mean all right, love, we're.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
In business, all right, Lore doc in T shirt and everything.

Speaker 6 (01:34:56):
No doc in song today, but had to represent Ave.

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
Yeah, they've got some porny numbers and their catalog with this.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
This one was good, A lot of good discussion.

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Absolutely, thank you for your song. Thank you for being
here with us, Thank you for staying up and I
know you have to get up early.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
Good luck at work tomorrow. Remember bust out that entrance
music whenever it suits.

Speaker 6 (01:35:23):
You and I walk in the office, I'm here, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
Or when you leave. I'm gonna head out early today
and just play that and don't explain yourself what play
it loud enough where people can't really talk over it
and ask you any questions.

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
Just march into the conference room for the next meeting
with your entrance music.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
All right, Well, the final week of September comes up
next week.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
I'll see whatever we talked to Codle is he in?
Does he were regards?

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
I know he's still in.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
Yeah, he's not going to be out rolling another two
sixty eight game, beast.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
He was lefty too, I don't know, yeah, throwing a
back up all he rolls up two sixty day.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
I hate him.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
I have one of those Neon green eight pounders.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Sorry, this is a Tuesday night, so that's his league night.
So hopefully it'll be available on our regular Thursday night
and the South Shore won't crap out. You're not That's
what cost of his visit last year. I can't have it.
Don't need him here, all right, so I can tell
him face to face how much I hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
All right, Well, looking forward to that next week. Thank
you again, Jackie. We'll be back next week.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Bye, Camy.

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
So Jacky, all you want is a Jacky.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Please? Is the thing that we need?

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
Jack without body other enough?

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
So please believe

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
Yeah, basical