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Well damn, look who's here.Welcome to the Ranger Rob Rednecks Rule the
World radio show. So I recommendyou chill out, grab yourself a beer
or whatever you like, and let'skick back and have some good times together.
Yeah, we're gonna tell a fewredneck stories and you know, play
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some really good music. Maybe someflunky music, who knows, but guys,
it's time to just have a goodtime with Ranger Rob. We appreciate
you listening, and let's get theshow started. Hello everyone, and welcome
to Ranger Robs Rednecks Rule the Worldsomeday. Yes sure, Bob, Yes,
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this is Ranger Rob. And it'sa wonderful day here in Central Oregon.
And uh yeah, we're gonna kickout some really good music today,
kind of variety of stuff. Stuffwe've been finding, new things are coming
out on the charts, and uhyeah, so far, I'm hoping you're
all having a good day. Andlet's get started. M so long ago,
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I don't remember then. That's whenthis lost my only friend. I
said, you die easy of abroken heart disease. As I listened to
the sem interior trees, I seethe sun coming up and the funeral and
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Dawn come walking on the human law, and I always seems such a way.
She always had a brain of face. I wonder she hung around this
place heart. It's got to besomething gave. The messing around house gone,
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the one she sits cold. Itfeels like Independence Day and I can't
break away from this parade. Butthis got to be open me in somewhere
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here in front of me through thismeans of uglingness. Read to see the
sun by the countermine. Read.She's saying, Harve's good and miss is
dead. Run until she's at ofgot you in, until there's nothing she
hit. Then it's just true.In the lage, it's got to be
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something. My man sit around boutdown, but the water let's puss.
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The soul feels just like a beatup truck. I tell the engine,
but the engine doesn't turn. Whatsells a cheaper wine cigarettes? The place
is always such a missing times.I think I'd like to watch and bird
slone and feel just like somebody else. Man, I ain't changed, but
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I know I ain't the same.But somewhere here in between the city was
a dangerams, a thinker death.It must be killing me. Got to
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be something sing the party not together, we can till it Home on,
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and that is definitely one of myfavorite songs. It's called one Hit Light
and I want to put on asong next that I came across. I've
forgotten all about us. Actually,my wife were talking and we were talking
about shows we were watching, andum, do you remember, uh,
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well the six six million dollars man, Well, the same guy. Uh,
I can't remember his name now.Um, he had another show that
was called The Fall Guy. Iremember watching it fairly young because I decided
he had the coolest truck ever,so let's check him out. Well,
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I'm not get kissing till but I'vebeen seen with Up. I've never been
with anything less than Anne so fine. I've been on fire with Sally Field
and gone past with the girl namedboth, but somehow they just don't end
up. Best mind. It's abit defining life by lead. I take
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my chances. I died for livingin the movies. Anti me the hardest
thing I ever do. Just watchmy leading ladies kiss some of the guy
on a bandage. In my need, I might fault from the tall building.
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I might roll a brand new carbecause from the unknownst to make Redports
such a star. I've never spentmuch time in school, but I total
ladies plenty. It's true. Ihear my buddy out the babe. Hey,
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hey, I've gotten burned over ScheralTeeks blowing up bull rocky welche.
But when I went been done,Hey, HiT's only hayy I my jump
and open drawbridge ordn from a manbecause the other stuff, man, it
makes Eastwood looks so fun. Sowhile the song was playing, of course,
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I remember the guy's name was LeeMajors, and uh I think he
was married a fair fawcet and stuff. But uh, you know, back
then this is a something. Youknow, those were good shows and good
theme songs. But let's move onand let's listen to something pretty neat,
thank god. Oriental setting in thecity. Don't know what the city is.
The Creme de la cram, thechest Wells and us show with everything,
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but you're brinner time nice doesn't seema minute sinterially it's far at the
chest bars in it. I'll change, don't you know the way you play
at this devil and no ordinary venue. It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hasty
or this place one night in bankup in the wild side the temples,
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but scene you'll find a god andevery god, and if you're lucky,
than the gods sheet. I canfeel an angel sliding up to me.
One town's very like another one.Your heads down over your pieces, brothers,
a dragons asweet as that. Youneed to be looking at then looking
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at the sea. What do youmean you see one crowd? I pull
looked at the bank TOWNE get timeyou're talking to a tourist. Use every
moves among the purists. I getmy kids about the waistline, sunshine man
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much twin despair indext the scene.I'm hiding back the time. Gast can
be careful with your compute. Ican feel the tapo walking next to me
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as I am. It's gonna bethe witness to the ultimate test of cerebral
fingers. This scripts me more thanwhat a muddy or river reclining fudder.
Thank god, I'm only watching thegame, controlling him. I don't see
you, guys ranging the kind ofmad I'm contemplating. I let you watch.
I would invite you, but theQueen's wheels would not excite you.
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So we are better go back toyour bars, your temples, your massage
polas night the bars and temples,but temples a fee. You'll find God
and make this a little story.I can feel an angel sliding to me
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one night. Bang, God makesa fid I put between despairing next the
scene can be careful with your confute, I can walk next to well.
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Isn't that a great song I cameacross. It just came out not too
long ago by Jason um Aldine,I think, or something like that,
and it's called try try that ina small town. It's just caused a
lot of havoc in the world,but we're gonna play it to death because
it's a good song and it's notracist or anything like that. It's just
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talks about, you know, allthis trouble going in the big cities that
they're just saying, just try thatin a small town. You wouldn't get
away with it. So anyway hereit is looking for somebody on the side,
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well, carjacking, old lady ata rid lad o good only owner
of a liquor store. You thinkit's cool, Light the fool if you
like, cuts out of cup,spitting his face, scope on the flag
and light it up. You thinkit's tough, try that in a small
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town. See how far you makeit down the road. Around here,
we take care of our own.You cross out the light. It won't
take long for you to find out. I recommend you don't try that in
a small town. Got a gunthat my granddad gave me DC one day
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that goes around up. That shipmight fly in to see that good look.
Try that in into a small town. See if, oh, you
make it down the room. Roundhere, we take care of our own.
You cross. It won't take glowover you to find out. I
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recom when you don't try that ina small town. Fo doodle boys raised
up right give you full fun.Try that out of a small town.
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Try in small town round here,and take care of when you cross sideline.
Won't taken for you to find out. I recom when you don't.
Somebody, once upon a time therewas a girl made a wish to find
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itself for loving. Finally make sweet. Then you came around you he'll another
speech, and I'm glad about thatI can finally make sweet. And I'm
know, yeah, I know manywood let have been in my shoes,
and I know, yeah, Iknow what you. I got nothing to
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lose. When I'm down, youcan bring me up. And I never
heard you know. I don't needmuch. You can't you stand magic touch
you? No down, you canbring me up? And I'm heart you
know I don't need much. Youcan't you stand magic touch you. You
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can't you stand magic touch you.You can't you stand magic touch you.
I was running all the time.Baby, he came, slow me down.
It's me myself and you know,limitating off the ground. And when
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you came around on you, he'llenough to steege. I was asking,
Now you found me, I canfinally make a sweet and I know,
yeah, I know many would lethave been in my shoes and I know,
yeah, I know what you.I got nothing to lose when now
down, you can bring me up. And I never heard you know.
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I don't need much. You can'tyou stand magic touch No down, you
can bring me up? And younever heard you know I don't need much.
You can't you stand magic touch Youcan't you stand magic touch you.
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You can't you stand magic touch you? God, it was somebody wouldn't told
me when I was younger. Theold bodies aren't the same. Photoshop bitty
bitty models are magazine covers. Toldme I was overweight, I stopped beating
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water. Bomber can't off carves onour girls side. Fucking go back and
tell myself. When I was younger, I'd say I'm dorious secret boyn believe
she's in a Listen all her helpmaking money offs like me cashing the body
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shots and the skinning bars with bigwars. I'm jorious secrets. She was
made up fighting big Toy, madeup to Bigtoria, was made that by
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dude was somebody would have told methat I fights a thunder that normal human
boys. The fucking pressure I wasunder to lose my eye but sn't bite
the cell you like with from yourgames like my fucking go back and tell
myself. When I was younger,I'd say, I O victorious secret growing
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believe she's in Listen, OHI makingmoney of a bos like me cashing it
body shots of the skinning bos withme bos. I know victorious secret.
She was made up hi. Bigtoys was made up to Big Toia was
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made up by my victorious secret.Grow. You wouldn't believe she's an old
man. Listen all high making moneyup with balls like me goshing the my
god he ishes cling skinning bars withbig bobs. I know Victorious Secret.
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She was made up by the VictoriousSecret. Believe she's in listen all high
making money out of balls like meshes, skinning bars. I know Victorious Secret.
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She was nothing made for me.Thank you. That was truly a
great song. I like the theorybehind it, as a Victorious Secret always
has these great looking gals and perfectbasis and stuff. And of course when
you're younger, they everybody wants tolook like that and they think that's the
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way it should be, and itcan be stressful, definitely. I had
a daughter, so I understand that. So uh yeah, so we got
a beautiful day here in the summerand sauce, uh Central Oregon and uh
well, basically it's truly a sparklingday city mid Love, Drust, Roger
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Dancings, Baby on a Shoulder.I want to set my lessons in the
sky. Everything always wanting more.It ain't a lining far black Bow and
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I la voice smile black Bow.When I saw some sime a new chi
brand means but if you a manfirst, the music, it's like a
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heat way. Why lightning found bidingwild Mama's babies in the heart of the
school. Love a tender he's dryingin the eye, so sweet truth.
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I was wanting more. Live backdown boys, fine back. I saw
some style your reg that I'll bringup to knees, like the if you
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mean every word song My sames Byin a blash, she was gone,
I haven't so soon like more smilebye bye. And I saw Someuside chart
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By like bore smile like by.I saw Someside braut and like, so
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can it be you can't make yousweet, you can make it up t
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other that'spret so deep, bring midthe frozen crown. Something sastrong, carry
a sweet. Something sastrong could carrussto turning in by sleep. Love can
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need a cold, chase, dove, jealousy. It's like a lust of
bird. Something sastrong, God carrya sweet something so strong could carruss to
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feelings what you learn frame me.I've seen you fall into the same track.
This thing is happening to a songsomething so strong, Carrol a sweet,
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something so strong, could Carrious dosystens as fine, susten a star
systems as fine. Some sus starsas a cluck already. I was just
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in the middle of dream. Iwas getting Valentino bys to go telling dream,
but I can't get and I justI just spoken, bade. These
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are the days when you wish yourf was already made. It's just another
man Monday. She was done day. That's my Monday. I don't have
to run names just another man Mondayto get you another chain, got the
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Beatles back night in bed a namepass. You couldn't make it. No
time to take to be what I'mgonna wear they made on the train like
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the bosses already there. It's justanother many Monday. She was done,
Nay, that's not Monday. Idon't have to run, Nay. I
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was just another manic Monday. Andmy next one. My mother has to
get that doesn't have to be themother lesson for stand He tell me Benet
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makes a nice time so much.It's just another man. And of course
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that was the Bengals. They werea great band, all girl band.
Uh yeah, that's pretty good.Tunes, seemed to be very likable.
It didn't seem to get in toomuch in a spotlight for being trouble.
I think that just good people.So yeah, um, basically, let's
get some more good people's songs.When you were lonely to be a man,
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someone to leader, w I understand, it's so we natural why it
didn't have to be nice to beempty? It nice to be cold.
So you were looking for someone togo. That's so I natural why they
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didn't have to be I was alonesome I was good like you happy.
It had to be read why Iwanted a little of a man. Now
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I can see you on the beginningto get a baby, he said.
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Then my pois in the game thatyou play when we get tired frowing away.
That's natural why it happen to bein love with im like you,
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I was so quick, playless noteand so that stole your body. Had
to be. I was so lonesome. I was doby. It had to
be. But I don't go todo the some fode. I only wanted
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to love a bed. Now Ican see her being to stay a name.
He shine shine she she she sheshe she, she shot the bag,
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She shot down the babe to cheatto make you meet you. She
like she should up a shine upage live chat. She liked a love
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make the same same. Yes,yes, I love, make the same,
stay with me and to shoo sheshog beslve, but shooting bees alve.
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This read to me to you likeshe sho your baby lie st baby
lie, this read to you.Take my advice the US. Don't twice
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your baby shoot a baby you shouldshe she she b a mama gun,
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Mama bag a baby gun, littlebaby docks a mama gun by your mama
by far away? Where a popgun? A baby done? Baby dome?
Where a pop gun? Where aba bye bye? Where bye?
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That's not. I have my mamasinging a song. Chi walked up this
morning and my mama was gone,chercher, Where is a mama gun?
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Mama a baby done? A babybes a mama gun? Where your mama
bye b awhere? Where's a popgun? Baba a baby done, baby
baby gun? By bye bye?That's not. I have my mama singing
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a song to the chicken chicken walkcoup this morning, and my mama was
gone. Jam the chicken chitchen,the chicken chitchen, that's gone. Now,
that's not. I ever mama singingany song. Chi walk happ this
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morning, and my mama was gone. The cha chitchen, the champenitchen to
get it now. Last night,I ever mama singing a song, Ja,
that's my mama. Well truly,they all make classic songs like that
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anymore. I don't know if that'sgood or bad, but um yeah,
I met. The older songs aredefinitely pretty good. We did get some
of the new stuff. We didget some of the new songs on earlier,
but uh yeah, classic songs,maybe some classic rock. Maybe let's
just rock out shine shine can wearingout things and know by the wares you
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call my name by. I gottamake clear I can't say baby, well
really yell so stet The mamma,with a face like a gent said forge
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my gold must have gone the windwhere I got going to to live calls
need to focus of the pants onfire shirt, slee shirt towing the stone.
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He doesn't just another two telling thething was go light. You can't
catch me because bradon dying. I'msaying, shing your glass backstage into my
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glass. See John stay from halused to be such a sweetoy. The
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nose, little ladies, the blood. See I got no friends of the
read the papers. They can't beseen with me. I've been real shot
down, feeling me no more.It's a nice guy, no moll to
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be no more the nice guy.Listen, he's sick. He's a seeing
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I got no friend. Read thepapers. They can't be seen with me.
He reach shot down. I'm gettingme. No more, mister nice
sky, No more, mister Lee, No more, mister nice sky.
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Mister he said he's a sky lady. Call you dad, I can't cloud
my eyes. I was so fingerand then passed the hind. I went
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to church. He called me towin. Anybody awaiting reconnes and he said,
no more mister nice shine. Nomore, mister baby, no nice
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sky. He said, you're sick. You'll see the nice side with the
sky. Yr sack see believe ituntil you can do the notionine to theme
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stop the war s he belib muchto love to find who start to the
deepest all show start it baby,also right mind mind he beliver start to
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shine for you and just like me, I'm sure to do you. He
be baby to walk into the foursthe d seen you car start the badest.
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My oh sister saved you with myheart and mo shining baby. I
realized if stance just so get tobelieve he got over Are you always am
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for he believe I wasn't me?I love for love stops your mind and
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sisters to my heart and morhs busyline today to get to my heart and
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mo shin stadlight to stand. Ijust gonna get over you. Baby should
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here, baby back your mind shouldwant be delight in make your spy standing.
Shoot, well that was Amy Grant. That was a good baby baby.
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That was a good song. Anduh yeah, so we got a
little rock, we got a littleclassic rock. We got some classic music,
classic pop. Can't go on withthat and uh yeah, uh you
know here on uh yeah farm farminstead. Uh we've got some chores to
do here, so we need tofinish up here and get some good tunes.
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A couple more good tunes head headout your day and uh yeah,
thank you very much for listening.But uh yeah, let's stack it up.
They got one from you. Gottanot even a want. I want
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you to. I don't even lookiver get I want you. Why don't
you live even water? I gottahave it. I want you one.
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Thats problem without you? I gotone. That's problem without you. I
can't one that's problem without you.I got one. This one that's one.
Let's watch, and I never gonnablak. I gotta give up,
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and I said not God, Igot a little bit brother son should be
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wrong. One out. I gotone that's problem without you, got one
that's problem without you. I gotone last one that's bach is huh.
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You got bant money. And I'llbe better rough without you, and no
time I'll be forgetting about you,singing that you know, but I really
really doubt you understand. My lifeis easy when I ain't around you,
Aggy, ain't he too eggy tobe his present? I'm thinking I let
the go to you more than Ilet your presence, and the best thing
now it was probably for you theexit. I let you go, let
you back. I finally la molestcan't stepping either you wanted and you're just
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playing. I'm listening to you,know when I can't believe what you're saying,
Familion, you baby boofer, don'tbe dumb. I got ninety nine
problems, but you won't be onelike what my last one last, my
last last go on my son,cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho,
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No matter what, you'll all Iwill always be with you. Doesn't
matter what you do. Now Godwe do. No matter what you do,
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I will always be around. Won'tyou tell me what you do?
Wont you be all day? Bea part of it. It all nothing
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to say, the deceave to doGIF you would give me so, I
would give it to you. Thatthey would be, that they would be,
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that they would be no matter whereyou go with your face that you
see. Gotta watch you. Wesay nothing to see. Don't get so
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would give it to you, wouldbe, would be. Don't how to
watch you? I will not bewith you. Doesn't matter. Watch you,
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watch you, watch you. Ihave a great day. Everyone by now