Michael Blackson Mudasucka Bad Boys of Comedy

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen. I'm gonna go straight in right now.
I'm gonna bring out a comedian from West Africa. Please
give it up from Mike Blocks and give it up, y'all.
Make Block said from represent what Afreco. Mike breaking out,

(00:25):
what's up? You matter fuckers? What's up? Broka? Stop you
many suckers then, because them goddamn love that Manasaka got
damn it. These motherfuckers better have my money. I don't
know that nigga named Seawan, John Pum, Donny Corn p
d d or Throub. You better have my cheek, motherfucker's

(00:48):
you don't have my money. I kill everybody in this motherfucker.
They've been nice to me all day. You want something
to eat? No, I'm mona fuck us. I didn't eat
an Africa. I'm not gonna eat now. Fuck you paying me, motherfucker.
That's why I like dude sorts of white people, because
white people look in the eyes, want to talk to you.
You can believe that shit. You tell a white man

(01:09):
where you have my money? White men say out your money.
I soon as you got the show, black man, where
you have my money? I have to talk to you
about that I went through health to get here. I'm
at the airport that's searching the shit out of me,
talking about what's all these shit? It's my dick, motherfucker's.
It's the MoU tombo. Motherfucker's telling about what out of

(01:33):
out feet he said, this is a Sean John throwback. Mothertherfuckers.
There's the original shit. This ship is not even here yet.
You got wearing shirts and jacket. There's a shirt and
a jacket. There's a shock at motherfucker's. This is coming

(01:56):
out two thousand and eight. Y'all wearing go there Plotina
my shitt's go down plot, and it's glatt nump motherfucker's.
They're wearing ass Doc katas ten million shoes as forced ones.
Keeping my eyes, it's the new ship skate shoes, motherfucker us.
This is the low top. This is hot top, right hand,

(02:18):
motherfuck us. This ship coming out twenty thirteen. In fact,
after the show, I'm selling skin shoes. I don't have
the white ones yet, but it's coming out, motherfucker out.
In fact, I feel that bitch coming now. Look at
the white ones coming right now, white now, right now,

(02:39):
monther fuck out. Two more minutes hold the fuck out
the fuck outs, the white low top or you want Nike,
fuck you, I'll have Nike. Nike. Motherfuck out, man, America,

(03:05):
you're losing your mind in America, you know now they're
till my legal lass and gay marriage. They want to
make it legal to take it up. The ass ain't
not a bit only in America. We're not play that
shit in Africa. Because in Africa, if you get you
better stay your eyes in the trees because if you
come out, that's your ass. They cut your ass off. Motherfuckerus.
You walk out no as Oh shoot, these niggas cut

(03:28):
my ass off. Listen, if anybody see two pieces of
chocolate asides, pick it up now. I didn't want to
start drafting for the army, you know, and now from Africa.
Africa is are hard working, the warriors, they fight to
the death. But not me. I'm just a bitch as nigga.
I can't fight no body. I fight people, I could be.
I fight oh, women and infants. Motherfuck us. If you're

(03:51):
seventy five, I'll knock you the fuck out, and I
fight a baby. You can crawl, we can brawl, mother
fuck out, and it's all good. They said Nigga in life,
don't forget where you came from. I'm not gonna forget.
I'm just ain't going to funk back. I ain't going
back to Africa. The kids my eyes. It's too hot
in that bitch. It's too hot. Ain't nothing left in Africa.

(04:14):
What the fuck I'm gonna do? Open up a straight club.
Ain't gonna make no fucking money. The bitches are naked already,
Nigga said, get my money back. I saw that beach already.
I ain't going back. It's too hot. And nomal Son,
I'm dark and shit, you know I'm dark. And the
doctors took my mona out of the black and ship

(04:35):
before she had me, my ultrasound was black. But y'all
don't believe me. Look at my ultra sound. Look at
this shit. But the fucking look at this shit. Little
This is my eyes, my head. The doctor said, this
is my dick more, dick more, dick more, dick I

(04:56):
might go blasting God, bless your place. Your motherfucker's my
dog