October 1, 2025 • 26 mins
Robin Harris HBO One Night Stand
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, I'm Robin Harrison, and welcome to my first hb
(00:46):
OLD show. Oh man, I am having a runaway swade
to be on h b O.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
God, I can't wait, just wait too.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
We're gonna have a lot of fun when this show
kicks on.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh man, you're thinking a doll?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Canna get a doll?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's a bit?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Can he get a dollar? Look at a big so much?
His head looked like cups. But I know how to
have them.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Get on with me, man, stay home, bun.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
You got a little spad change.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh man, he believed this?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
What the fuck is spare change?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
A bad change like that spad belly you got on you?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Hey man, you ought to get you a spare job.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You fucking test too, baby, Look at you, bigger, carry on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Positive, But nothing that gonna ruin my HBO show. Nothing
h O.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I love the kids I've seen you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I ain't got no HBO. I got selected TV too,
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
He probably broke into somebody house and selected it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You believe that?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh y'all, get out my way and white boy, you're.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
A let home neighborhood eighty.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Damn bunks's positing everybody. I can't get no gas, no
more ship?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
How can I help you? How can you help me?
Help me by giving me some gas? Bench?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
What you say?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh I'm at uh ten on six?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You want some gas in a cannon?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Be just sent over the corporator that otta give you
plenty of gas? Ain't that up? Bitch?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, it ain't nothing gonna stop me from doing my
HBO show.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
He presents to a knight stand starring Robin Harrod, Ladies
and gentlemen. Robin Harrod, lamp.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
God damn. Yeah, well, hey, I'm glad to be in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Got damp?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Oh what I was born here?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You know? Wind blew my asss away though it's cold
out there. Y'all saw Superman in a cab. Damn? I said,
why are you ain't from Why the frost ain't working?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Robbing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
By guys, how you doing? Brother? You ain't never seen
me before? You big man like that? Put the spotlight
on it.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Have to talk about you, man, Okay, you small up
two inches better.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And then you're a big fucking you. You know that
Why that man is so big? You're gonna be walking
the rollers. Damn, I see you. Gotta wait problem, can't
wait to eat em.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Oh boy, you're not You.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Said nothing that you with the gold chain? Is that goal?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Just miss spray painting? He light on right here right
there with the gold chain. I bet they're just miss
spray painting. He can't even walk past a magnet clay
got on that Richie Cunningham sweater.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
But you laughing at hey? What'll be right here right here?
Put the light on. The brother with the hole in
the natural trying to play it all.
Speaker 8 (04:22):
And look at your friend got on these press on
nail right here right here, pick like on.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
De press on them ship. I come, don't know me,
I come down here. Think press on now thif press on? Nah?
That nad eve yo? Now I see the dirt on.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Ay?
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Look at that guy here, look at look at my
Look at mine, look at look at it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Look at it.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Haint this a bits hey fucking unemployment office.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I ain't got a buses. Yeah, I got a job.
I got a job looking for one. I've been out
of work so long.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
But that won't kind of work out out of here.
You know a lot of brothers don't want no job
to do that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
They be sitting around the house eight hours a day
smoking the joint looking through the water ad talking about damn,
the job situation look sad. Go on shit, alwaish I
could find me a a job.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Let me think a job. I gonna come up to
the house.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I'm thinking, you.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Know what I mean, knock on the door. Who is
the job? Oh? That was damn. This is some good shit.
But I ain't going.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Ah boy, I'm feeling good, y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I was out back smoking me a drink.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
After what I said, test too, baby, Damn.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh they're good here man. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm
a drunk alcoholic. Gotta go to them. Goddamn me y
and the you know, don't you hate that ship tone
(06:13):
you go somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Everybody just bigger by a man, be a man, bright
a man, bright a man, brighter man, b the man
brother man. Help you put a man right a man,
you know, like you go to the gas station, brea
man man reight aw, let me help you with that
mother fuck help me with the Carlo.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
He'll help him. Tell a ship pitched down going there?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What just fucking with you?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Man? Uh? You know we you know.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Our uh uh my family at home starting who you
all to go home?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Be with him?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Trying to do it fucking with me. Man, then they
ain't like to ask you this ship.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Hey bronner Man, Brenner Man, yuh real man Renan Yeah,
un man, you got these spare tang he ain't.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Damn little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I want to know what the fuck is spare tank.
Get your ass a spare job. That way you'll have
some spare chang.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh well, I tell you be hey, I want work
for a white man.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh but you big for the black man. Got a
bitch shit makes me mad? You be quiet?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah boy, I'm I had to.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I had to fix my own drink cause you know
you can't uh cause you're up here. You know they
can't get drunk in here. I mean the last time
I worked out here, I had ten drinks. Time my
best to get fucked up. I was driving back to
the hotel. I swarred a little bit, and the police stopped.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You know how, he.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
A poor meal talking about, uh, yeah, what you been doing?
I have been drinking, That's what the fuck I've been doing.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You know how, police, you know how the dude you
know how many drinks you had? I said ten? He says, uh,
where you been drinking at sit down at the VIC.
He said, we're gone pay you. You can't be drunk
a little bit. Uh. The police is stupid out here too.
(08:30):
I couldn't believe the police pulled me over. Could I
pass him? I couldn't believe that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Talk about what you passed me for? I said, mother fuck,
I'm better heard. That's why I passed you. That's how
I passed.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
You missed the office of the goddamn law.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
They talking about her. You got you got me? You
got any dope in the car, sit down and send
home with the gun.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
That fix.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Hey at California they got some dumb police to y'all. Oh,
I had once so dumb one night stopped me.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Made me feel like the ticket about you know how
fast you go?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
And put it on there alright on that I wrote
his name on the ticket now his AND's got.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
A warm shit.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, why I got all this fucking crime?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The police ain't doing what it's suposed to be doing.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Don't get nobody no time come right wrong A hard
to be the fucking president that got right head.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Go on, I'll wrest that head first. You got twenty
years ahead to do.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I ain't getting man I'm saying, man, it sucked up.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Somebody can steal your car and get out of jail
before you get another.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It that fucked up.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You'll ask me on the bus stop this mother bucker ride?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Ain't that a bits shit?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Man?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'll be I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I know y'all ready to pay with this man broke
in these people's house and fell asleep in.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
It, talking about he tied howla, woke his ass up
with a thirty eight. Gotta go, gotta go serious, go
to jail, and what the one thing to do? You know?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Hey, they pick out who they want to put in
jail like they was like, h they don't know if.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Pete Roll gotta go, ship.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
James Brown in jail, peepe Roll gotta go, pray mother,
gotta go, gotta gone.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
So I took.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I beat that like that, Hey, I beat that. Like
the countries over Pakistan? What they do? You steal something overseas?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Cut up your hand off them, don't judge, don't want
to hit shit, Just show me.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
The hand you stole it with that all I want here,
gotta go, gotta go. I can see them guys, give
them five. Now, how you go home?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Going on?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Have you let got me last week.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, they don't give.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Me no more with this one. Ship Man.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Theyn't need me to be the president. Ain't think the
fucker do that? Runna stop like death.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I ain't gonna do it no more. I know you
ain't gonna do it no more. Climb shit. I have
public hangings. This put up in the bill that.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
They gotta go gotta gold, I said, ship here, I'm
sure man.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Talking about what they say.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
They don't have no death penalty cause they can't find
nobody to pull the switch.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Shit, I'll pull that motherfucker. I wouldn't even take no
much job. Gotta go. Gotta go. Scoot your big ass over.
Come on a two at a time, Yeah, two at
a time on scoot over.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I know, no, No, sure's right.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Here.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Your ass to be able to walk around, then you
be able to walk around. Do what you gotta do. Yeah,
you gotta go. Gotta go. That's right. That's why I'm serious.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You know how the people be doing. Kill up all
other people. I kill all other people and I'm crazy,
but I'm crazy too. Have a seat. Gotta go, gotta.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Go, man, man, h.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I said, thank you, man, man, you know fucked up.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
You go home.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Somebody stole all your ship and he and then he
had on parole two days later.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's that a been man.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Fucking man gotta gold. It's fucked up man. And I
wouldn't gay. You know what, if too, I wouldn't have
no gas. I won't give him no gas, won't kill him.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I just date electricity.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Yeah, straight lectures, because you give them gas. They be
in there trying to hold their breath. No, this is
dog it straight lectric, Sit as.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Down, Come on for so now have a sie.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Gotta gold, Gotta gold?
Speaker 9 (13:26):
H huh, shut up, it's my job now.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I don'na fuck with you when you went through trash?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Can I like to tell our people where they walk,
you know, especially women.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You can tell on the walk.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Huh. You can tell what it's good till till when
the one got good stuff, kitchen, where.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
They walk kitchen.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Old, it's so good, they just taking me without walk,
And when it's bad they walk crazy too.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Damn it ain't no good. I can't even give it away.
Don't nobody want to? Hell, I don't. I don't even
want it.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
Unemployment women, you can tell when a woman to unemploy,
can't you I showed you I can meet somebody help
me with these kids. You don't know if I could
just meet a man, man, somebody help me, because I
need help with these kids. Somebody with some benefits child.
You know, I just need something.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Now. Women, Hey, hey, Now, women that got a job
walk you know with security. I'm not right wrong. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You know we walking, they walking the nightclub. One honey,
I'm give a fuck wrong with me. Nobody, no way,
cal I go up.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
To the credit union tomorrow. I don't need nobody tell
me shit. I buy my home.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Damn shit.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
That's right. And that's the kind I want to meet.
And I have bad luck with women.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Y'all don't know, old man, he don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I can tell you I'm talking no pretty woman more
hard to get along with, yeah, hard to get along with,
you know, pretty woman, hard to get along with, the
ugly woman easy.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
They don't want no trouble. You know I'm serious. Other
women don't want no trouble to eat. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Ain't do anything, cook all night for you. You could
tell him anything to others Gonna catch you. Hey, bitch,
I'm going to the moon. I'll try.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I said, I'm going to the moon. I'll be back
in a couple of days. Well, you be careful.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't want that out, but do you do it? Yeah?
It's good to be in Chicago. See my mama here.
How you doing, mam?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Ah, but a lot over there.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm gonna get back at you all the time you
used to whoop me.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
You remember when your parents used to help you your homework.
You go to school the next day and all be wrong.
Remember that shit? How's that homework? Fucked? Doc? That's how
it worked.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
These kids got it easy, now the ain't. Don't the
man I'm saying, Man, I got it easy and they smart.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Though. One thing about the kid. I walk my little
nephew down the street.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
The other day.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Saw two dogs humping. He said, Oh, what them dog doing?
I ain't wanna let it heavy shit on him?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I said, you know, I told him one of them
back hurt his foot and his friend is carrying him home.
He said, damn, man, that's just like a friend. Try
to help him out. He fuck every time, won't it?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Man?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
And I can't have no luck up. Women I mean,
I ain't like I can't have no luck.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
That that ship make you?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Man, Man, you meet one one with these kids that
you can't even get none. Go old girl house well,
four in the morning, four o'clock in the morning, little
kids still up, Take your coffee and take it. No door,
you start y'alling go look at your ans telling me
im I can't hang her said, no, you little fuck
I can't hand. I met this girl.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Man that this this girl must have the baddest fucking kids.
You don't want me. I'm sick. That's right, that's right,
You're right. Baby kids sell it?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Oh man, she said, she tells me.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
She told me, she.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Said, if you want to get acquainted with me and
my son, you'll have.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
To take a sedition land. Ain't that a bitch? I
want to pick up? The next day he she got
four more kids. I said, who kids to do? She said,
those are baby kids, he said, worrying.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
The fucking babyy baby went downtown. Somebody sea take our
kids with her all. Don't worrybody. Baby left ten dollars
They helped get him in Dinney.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Them. Ain't that U bitch man?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
It was two hundred dollars. Trying to get the fuckers
in dindy Land. You're not kids. Act We ain't never
been nowhere.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
You're not how the actors were going through the small
small world. They jump out the boat. I act holy
dick talking about small wire shell, small wire. We baby kids,
We don't die, we mouthed apply ship. I said, damn,
(18:46):
no one. The baby went downtown. I was scared too,
cause I'm a parole. I suppose to be around nobody bad.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm going to tell a fucking around with baby and kids.
They're going around slapping white folks upside the head. Maybe
small wild.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
It's my wild and the baddest umber three years old
talk and sitting in pampas at the same time.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
We baby kids, we don't die, we mother, I said, Ship.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
It's some guy out there, some white guy out there
thought they were my kid.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
That MAIDI man, bro brother, uh bro him, tell me,
are those your kids?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I said, no, no wayin't none of my kids them
baby kids.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
He said, gee, where't the fuck his baby? I said, Motherfuck,
I only know baby. That said me, where the fuck
baby is?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I walk in.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Man, they just shit fuck Donald duck up, just poop
Donald's as.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Cut his feet off, and shit, I they gonna cut
his feet off because I heard what I'm saying. Cut
it load, cut it load, cut donald duck feet off,
put him in, put him in.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The back pocket. Something. We use it when we go swimming.
I stand all, ain't going small wild we baby at kids.
We don't die, we he said, God damn, I was scared. Man,
I'm scared. Y'all don't y'all don't know what I went
through with that day. Oh man, I'm scared. I was scared.
(20:40):
I'm not lying. I was scared of the mother. Hit
me a head. I'm scared, and they just fucking up.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I told baby sister says Jamaica. I'm gonna tell you
something right now.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Look Jamaica, I don't give a fuck if you don't
have a ride. Now, I'm gonna leave these kids.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's not gonna I'm not going to jail fucking around
with baby's kid.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Take you bad. Look at him. They sitting the fire
right now.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Look like.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I heard something small Wow, wait, baby kid, we don't die.
We a shit.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Fucking up people, man, I said, baby kids chasing crypts.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
And bloods all over the fucking came.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I was scared. Man, y'all don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I I told, I told Jamika, I said, Jamiica, they
do one more thing, I'm gonna have to leave them.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It's if to it. I don't want to head. I'm
gonna leave. Sure.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Now here come Mickey Mouse. I knew Mickey gonna get
his dance whoop. Not that I'm psychic.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
I knew it because you don't walk up on those
kids from the get to, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Like like like this. I'm like, you know what I mean?
You know were walking over. You don't be walking like
this here man? So how there boys and girls?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
They backed up, say yo, yo yo, what set this
motherfucker from?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
And little Bitty was talking about small wall.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Russian up NIGGI up, start throwing up in there like
you're doing a cartoon.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Come up, yeah, megga. And now they can't spell going.
Am I see? Am?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
I Am?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I am? I am? I I saw this.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I ran to my car fast I could. I'm trying
to leave them kids, y'all. I got to my car.
He ain't waiting on me, had an arm full of
magi mind watching come up, come about it ain't it
ain't time to go? And little Bitty was talking about
you trying to trying.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
To leave us. You don't know where you fucking win.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
We baby ain't kids, We don't die.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
We mocking black small wil. They stopped surrounding me. Ill
looked at him. I said, I kick all y'all, the lads,
I ain't fraid of over. You ain't no thing. Man.
Jamika grabbed me, talking about rob whatever you do, don't.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Cuts at them because they shot their daddy for this ship.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I said, damn, y'all, get on in the car. They
got in the car.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Man all driver, all nervous as or hooking trips and
slap me up, tiding me here die, Come on, mother
gonna die. Youn her die small wild, small wild, snap
me outside of my head.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I couldn't do nothing because the girl had a baby gun.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
I couldn't do nothing. Girl be gun on me. I
couldn't go at the dude. I'm looking at them, looking
by the police. Can't find the fucking police when you
need a gig.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I'm looking for the goddamn officers of a goddamn law.
I can't find them there. I'm looking at looking, and
I want to turn my radio.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Man and trying to take my radio while I'm listening
to Little Girl say put the radio back, you know,
damn well we can't get ridy no more eight tracks
flee back.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Thank god I got eight track shit. I'm driving, little father,
and I'm driving, and I saw, I saw the police. Man.
I was happy. Oh, I was happy. I rode out
in the window and.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Said, help, help, help, help, hell hell police report over
said sheees man, No baby, all right.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Lady.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
And let's say y'all gonna beauty body by pitting, by
putting anybody out the other night.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Fucking got talking, oh ship, get old man
Speaker 4 (26:04):
To
Hi, I'm Robin Harrison, and welcome to my first hb
(00:46):
OLD show. Oh man, I am having a runaway swade
to be on h b O.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
God, I can't wait, just wait too.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
We're gonna have a lot of fun when this show
kicks on.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh man, you're thinking a doll?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Canna get a doll?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's a bit?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Can he get a dollar? Look at a big so much?
His head looked like cups. But I know how to
have them.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Get on with me, man, stay home, bun.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
You got a little spad change.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh man, he believed this?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
What the fuck is spare change?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
A bad change like that spad belly you got on you?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Hey man, you ought to get you a spare job.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You fucking test too, baby, Look at you, bigger, carry on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Positive, But nothing that gonna ruin my HBO show. Nothing
h O.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I love the kids I've seen you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I ain't got no HBO. I got selected TV too,
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
He probably broke into somebody house and selected it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You believe that?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh y'all, get out my way and white boy, you're.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
A let home neighborhood eighty.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Damn bunks's positing everybody. I can't get no gas, no
more ship?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
How can I help you? How can you help me?
Help me by giving me some gas? Bench?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
What you say?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh I'm at uh ten on six?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You want some gas in a cannon?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Be just sent over the corporator that otta give you
plenty of gas? Ain't that up? Bitch?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, it ain't nothing gonna stop me from doing my
HBO show.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
He presents to a knight stand starring Robin Harrod, Ladies
and gentlemen. Robin Harrod, lamp.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
God damn. Yeah, well, hey, I'm glad to be in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Got damp?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Oh what I was born here?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You know? Wind blew my asss away though it's cold
out there. Y'all saw Superman in a cab. Damn? I said,
why are you ain't from Why the frost ain't working?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Robbing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
By guys, how you doing? Brother? You ain't never seen
me before? You big man like that? Put the spotlight
on it.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Have to talk about you, man, Okay, you small up
two inches better.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And then you're a big fucking you. You know that
Why that man is so big? You're gonna be walking
the rollers. Damn, I see you. Gotta wait problem, can't
wait to eat em.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Oh boy, you're not You.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Said nothing that you with the gold chain? Is that goal?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Just miss spray painting? He light on right here right
there with the gold chain. I bet they're just miss
spray painting. He can't even walk past a magnet clay
got on that Richie Cunningham sweater.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
But you laughing at hey? What'll be right here right here?
Put the light on. The brother with the hole in
the natural trying to play it all.
Speaker 8 (04:22):
And look at your friend got on these press on
nail right here right here, pick like on.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
De press on them ship. I come, don't know me,
I come down here. Think press on now thif press on? Nah?
That nad eve yo? Now I see the dirt on.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Ay?
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Look at that guy here, look at look at my
Look at mine, look at look at it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Look at it.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Haint this a bits hey fucking unemployment office.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I ain't got a buses. Yeah, I got a job.
I got a job looking for one. I've been out
of work so long.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
But that won't kind of work out out of here.
You know a lot of brothers don't want no job
to do that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
They be sitting around the house eight hours a day
smoking the joint looking through the water ad talking about damn,
the job situation look sad. Go on shit, alwaish I
could find me a a job.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Let me think a job. I gonna come up to
the house.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I'm thinking, you.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Know what I mean, knock on the door. Who is
the job? Oh? That was damn. This is some good shit.
But I ain't going.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Ah boy, I'm feeling good, y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I was out back smoking me a drink.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
After what I said, test too, baby, Damn.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh they're good here man. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm
a drunk alcoholic. Gotta go to them. Goddamn me y
and the you know, don't you hate that ship tone
(06:13):
you go somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Everybody just bigger by a man, be a man, bright
a man, bright a man, brighter man, b the man
brother man. Help you put a man right a man,
you know, like you go to the gas station, brea
man man reight aw, let me help you with that
mother fuck help me with the Carlo.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
He'll help him. Tell a ship pitched down going there?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What just fucking with you?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Man? Uh? You know we you know.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Our uh uh my family at home starting who you
all to go home?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Be with him?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Trying to do it fucking with me. Man, then they
ain't like to ask you this ship.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Hey bronner Man, Brenner Man, yuh real man Renan Yeah,
un man, you got these spare tang he ain't.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Damn little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I want to know what the fuck is spare tank.
Get your ass a spare job. That way you'll have
some spare chang.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh well, I tell you be hey, I want work
for a white man.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh but you big for the black man. Got a
bitch shit makes me mad? You be quiet?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah boy, I'm I had to.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I had to fix my own drink cause you know
you can't uh cause you're up here. You know they
can't get drunk in here. I mean the last time
I worked out here, I had ten drinks. Time my
best to get fucked up. I was driving back to
the hotel. I swarred a little bit, and the police stopped.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You know how, he.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
A poor meal talking about, uh, yeah, what you been doing?
I have been drinking, That's what the fuck I've been doing.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You know how, police, you know how the dude you
know how many drinks you had? I said ten? He says, uh,
where you been drinking at sit down at the VIC.
He said, we're gone pay you. You can't be drunk
a little bit. Uh. The police is stupid out here too.
(08:30):
I couldn't believe the police pulled me over. Could I
pass him? I couldn't believe that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Talk about what you passed me for? I said, mother fuck,
I'm better heard. That's why I passed you. That's how
I passed.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
You missed the office of the goddamn law.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
They talking about her. You got you got me? You
got any dope in the car, sit down and send
home with the gun.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
That fix.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Hey at California they got some dumb police to y'all. Oh,
I had once so dumb one night stopped me.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Made me feel like the ticket about you know how
fast you go?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
And put it on there alright on that I wrote
his name on the ticket now his AND's got.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
A warm shit.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, why I got all this fucking crime?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The police ain't doing what it's suposed to be doing.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Don't get nobody no time come right wrong A hard
to be the fucking president that got right head.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Go on, I'll wrest that head first. You got twenty
years ahead to do.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I ain't getting man I'm saying, man, it sucked up.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Somebody can steal your car and get out of jail
before you get another.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It that fucked up.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You'll ask me on the bus stop this mother bucker ride?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Ain't that a bits shit?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Man?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'll be I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I know y'all ready to pay with this man broke
in these people's house and fell asleep in.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
It, talking about he tied howla, woke his ass up
with a thirty eight. Gotta go, gotta go serious, go
to jail, and what the one thing to do? You know?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Hey, they pick out who they want to put in
jail like they was like, h they don't know if.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Pete Roll gotta go, ship.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
James Brown in jail, peepe Roll gotta go, pray mother,
gotta go, gotta gone.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
So I took.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I beat that like that, Hey, I beat that. Like
the countries over Pakistan? What they do? You steal something overseas?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Cut up your hand off them, don't judge, don't want
to hit shit, Just show me.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
The hand you stole it with that all I want here,
gotta go, gotta go. I can see them guys, give
them five. Now, how you go home?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Going on?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Have you let got me last week.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, they don't give.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Me no more with this one. Ship Man.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Theyn't need me to be the president. Ain't think the
fucker do that? Runna stop like death.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I ain't gonna do it no more. I know you
ain't gonna do it no more. Climb shit. I have
public hangings. This put up in the bill that.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
They gotta go gotta gold, I said, ship here, I'm
sure man.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Talking about what they say.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
They don't have no death penalty cause they can't find
nobody to pull the switch.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Shit, I'll pull that motherfucker. I wouldn't even take no
much job. Gotta go. Gotta go. Scoot your big ass over.
Come on a two at a time, Yeah, two at
a time on scoot over.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I know, no, No, sure's right.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Here.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Your ass to be able to walk around, then you
be able to walk around. Do what you gotta do. Yeah,
you gotta go. Gotta go. That's right. That's why I'm serious.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You know how the people be doing. Kill up all
other people. I kill all other people and I'm crazy,
but I'm crazy too. Have a seat. Gotta go, gotta.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Go, man, man, h.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I said, thank you, man, man, you know fucked up.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
You go home.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Somebody stole all your ship and he and then he
had on parole two days later.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's that a been man.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Fucking man gotta gold. It's fucked up man. And I
wouldn't gay. You know what, if too, I wouldn't have
no gas. I won't give him no gas, won't kill him.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I just date electricity.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Yeah, straight lectures, because you give them gas. They be
in there trying to hold their breath. No, this is
dog it straight lectric, Sit as.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Down, Come on for so now have a sie.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Gotta gold, Gotta gold?
Speaker 9 (13:26):
H huh, shut up, it's my job now.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I don'na fuck with you when you went through trash?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Can I like to tell our people where they walk,
you know, especially women.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You can tell on the walk.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Huh. You can tell what it's good till till when
the one got good stuff, kitchen, where.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
They walk kitchen.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Old, it's so good, they just taking me without walk,
And when it's bad they walk crazy too.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Damn it ain't no good. I can't even give it away.
Don't nobody want to? Hell, I don't. I don't even
want it.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
Unemployment women, you can tell when a woman to unemploy,
can't you I showed you I can meet somebody help
me with these kids. You don't know if I could
just meet a man, man, somebody help me, because I
need help with these kids. Somebody with some benefits child.
You know, I just need something.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Now. Women, Hey, hey, Now, women that got a job
walk you know with security. I'm not right wrong. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You know we walking, they walking the nightclub. One honey,
I'm give a fuck wrong with me. Nobody, no way,
cal I go up.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
To the credit union tomorrow. I don't need nobody tell
me shit. I buy my home.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Damn shit.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
That's right. And that's the kind I want to meet.
And I have bad luck with women.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Y'all don't know, old man, he don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I can tell you I'm talking no pretty woman more
hard to get along with, yeah, hard to get along with,
you know, pretty woman, hard to get along with, the
ugly woman easy.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
They don't want no trouble. You know I'm serious. Other
women don't want no trouble to eat. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Ain't do anything, cook all night for you. You could
tell him anything to others Gonna catch you. Hey, bitch,
I'm going to the moon. I'll try.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I said, I'm going to the moon. I'll be back
in a couple of days. Well, you be careful.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't want that out, but do you do it? Yeah?
It's good to be in Chicago. See my mama here.
How you doing, mam?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Ah, but a lot over there.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm gonna get back at you all the time you
used to whoop me.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
You remember when your parents used to help you your homework.
You go to school the next day and all be wrong.
Remember that shit? How's that homework? Fucked? Doc? That's how
it worked.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
These kids got it easy, now the ain't. Don't the
man I'm saying, Man, I got it easy and they smart.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Though. One thing about the kid. I walk my little
nephew down the street.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
The other day.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Saw two dogs humping. He said, Oh, what them dog doing?
I ain't wanna let it heavy shit on him?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I said, you know, I told him one of them
back hurt his foot and his friend is carrying him home.
He said, damn, man, that's just like a friend. Try
to help him out. He fuck every time, won't it?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Man?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
And I can't have no luck up. Women I mean,
I ain't like I can't have no luck.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
That that ship make you?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Man, Man, you meet one one with these kids that
you can't even get none. Go old girl house well,
four in the morning, four o'clock in the morning, little
kids still up, Take your coffee and take it. No door,
you start y'alling go look at your ans telling me
im I can't hang her said, no, you little fuck
I can't hand. I met this girl.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Man that this this girl must have the baddest fucking kids.
You don't want me. I'm sick. That's right, that's right,
You're right. Baby kids sell it?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Oh man, she said, she tells me.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
She told me, she.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Said, if you want to get acquainted with me and
my son, you'll have.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
To take a sedition land. Ain't that a bitch? I
want to pick up? The next day he she got
four more kids. I said, who kids to do? She said,
those are baby kids, he said, worrying.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
The fucking babyy baby went downtown. Somebody sea take our
kids with her all. Don't worrybody. Baby left ten dollars
They helped get him in Dinney.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Them. Ain't that U bitch man?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
It was two hundred dollars. Trying to get the fuckers
in dindy Land. You're not kids. Act We ain't never
been nowhere.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
You're not how the actors were going through the small
small world. They jump out the boat. I act holy
dick talking about small wire shell, small wire. We baby kids,
We don't die, we mouthed apply ship. I said, damn,
(18:46):
no one. The baby went downtown. I was scared too,
cause I'm a parole. I suppose to be around nobody bad.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm going to tell a fucking around with baby and kids.
They're going around slapping white folks upside the head. Maybe
small wild.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
It's my wild and the baddest umber three years old
talk and sitting in pampas at the same time.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
We baby kids, we don't die, we mother, I said, Ship.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
It's some guy out there, some white guy out there
thought they were my kid.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
That MAIDI man, bro brother, uh bro him, tell me,
are those your kids?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I said, no, no wayin't none of my kids them
baby kids.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
He said, gee, where't the fuck his baby? I said, Motherfuck,
I only know baby. That said me, where the fuck
baby is?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I walk in.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Man, they just shit fuck Donald duck up, just poop
Donald's as.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Cut his feet off, and shit, I they gonna cut
his feet off because I heard what I'm saying. Cut
it load, cut it load, cut donald duck feet off,
put him in, put him in.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The back pocket. Something. We use it when we go swimming.
I stand all, ain't going small wild we baby at kids.
We don't die, we he said, God damn, I was scared. Man,
I'm scared. Y'all don't y'all don't know what I went
through with that day. Oh man, I'm scared. I was scared.
(20:40):
I'm not lying. I was scared of the mother. Hit
me a head. I'm scared, and they just fucking up.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I told baby sister says Jamaica. I'm gonna tell you
something right now.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Look Jamaica, I don't give a fuck if you don't
have a ride. Now, I'm gonna leave these kids.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's not gonna I'm not going to jail fucking around
with baby's kid.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Take you bad. Look at him. They sitting the fire
right now.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Look like.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I heard something small Wow, wait, baby kid, we don't die.
We a shit.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Fucking up people, man, I said, baby kids chasing crypts.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
And bloods all over the fucking came.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I was scared. Man, y'all don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I I told, I told Jamika, I said, Jamiica, they
do one more thing, I'm gonna have to leave them.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It's if to it. I don't want to head. I'm
gonna leave. Sure.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Now here come Mickey Mouse. I knew Mickey gonna get
his dance whoop. Not that I'm psychic.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
I knew it because you don't walk up on those
kids from the get to, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Like like like this. I'm like, you know what I mean?
You know were walking over. You don't be walking like
this here man? So how there boys and girls?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
They backed up, say yo, yo yo, what set this
motherfucker from?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
And little Bitty was talking about small wall.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Russian up NIGGI up, start throwing up in there like
you're doing a cartoon.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Come up, yeah, megga. And now they can't spell going.
Am I see? Am?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
I Am?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I am? I am? I I saw this.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I ran to my car fast I could. I'm trying
to leave them kids, y'all. I got to my car.
He ain't waiting on me, had an arm full of
magi mind watching come up, come about it ain't it
ain't time to go? And little Bitty was talking about
you trying to trying.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
To leave us. You don't know where you fucking win.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
We baby ain't kids, We don't die.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
We mocking black small wil. They stopped surrounding me. Ill
looked at him. I said, I kick all y'all, the lads,
I ain't fraid of over. You ain't no thing. Man.
Jamika grabbed me, talking about rob whatever you do, don't.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Cuts at them because they shot their daddy for this ship.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I said, damn, y'all, get on in the car. They
got in the car.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Man all driver, all nervous as or hooking trips and
slap me up, tiding me here die, Come on, mother
gonna die. Youn her die small wild, small wild, snap
me outside of my head.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I couldn't do nothing because the girl had a baby gun.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
I couldn't do nothing. Girl be gun on me. I
couldn't go at the dude. I'm looking at them, looking
by the police. Can't find the fucking police when you
need a gig.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I'm looking for the goddamn officers of a goddamn law.
I can't find them there. I'm looking at looking, and
I want to turn my radio.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Man and trying to take my radio while I'm listening
to Little Girl say put the radio back, you know,
damn well we can't get ridy no more eight tracks
flee back.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Thank god I got eight track shit. I'm driving, little father,
and I'm driving, and I saw, I saw the police. Man.
I was happy. Oh, I was happy. I rode out
in the window and.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Said, help, help, help, help, hell hell police report over
said sheees man, No baby, all right.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Lady.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
And let's say y'all gonna beauty body by pitting, by
putting anybody out the other night.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Fucking got talking, oh ship, get old man
Speaker 4 (26:04):
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