Dom, Q, & ILL Meet the Fockers (2004) | Family Fun & Awkward Laughs - Say What's Reel

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So did you tell him about how you.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Like?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
What are you like? We were just talking about how
you Why would you just talking about that? And that's parents.
They just don't give a ship.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Yeah, I think it's even more crazy. It is that
like you have to deal with the fact that like
as adult, as an adult, like you pick your own friends,
but for your child to be in a relationship with
somebody and then you have to you have to get

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to know these people.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Friendly.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
And you're just like, fuck ship that I like doing.
I can't do like his mom and dad, like the fuck. Yeah,
you know what this cowboy means? No better like no
cowboy ass for the weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I like to get it in.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, and you see his wife likes to get it in,
but you don't like to give it to it.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You like to keep I'm so busy that nigga, like
the investigation, investigation.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Come on right there and right there and there wouldn't work.
But I guarantee if you were rested the CIA officer,
they'd be out of jail within twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Do you think that you think that the government is
just gonna let them sit there with all the shit
that they know, they gonna come and get the ass.
They gonna come and get it. And then you go
and have a conversation with your cat about that.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
And it's like, bro, you're sed to say. You see
that and.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
You thought it was still a good idea, and you
taste him.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Not only that, the way he's stung them, that nigga
could have had a heart said right, and it's fucking hard.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is Captain jack burn speaking.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
We should be arriving at the Foker Family residents and
approximately oh nine hundred hours.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Greg Man reaches a certain age when he realizes what's
truly important. You know what that is of friendship, just love.
I think that his legacy. That too. If your family
circle joins my family circle, they'll form a chain. I
can't have a chink in my chain. Your father, that

(02:22):
is my father, Jack Burns and his father. Give me
some love, shy of our com that's a good icebreaker.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Hello, I'm Ross Foker.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Look, son, I've displayed all your awards. I didn't know
they made ninth place ribbons. They have them up the
tenth place. There's a bunch of them on the A
for efforts shelf there. And my family is a little quirky.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'm a sex therapist specializes in senior sexuality.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
But they're really well intentioned.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Greggie practically slept in our bed.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Till he was ten. Oh, I don't think it was
quite that long.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, and your parents are quite Come on, come on,
cut it out.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Trust me, your dad is very worried. This gonna be
a chink in the chain. Die you and I'll pick
out Jack and Raw. Come on, Jack, you'll be follow
swap Why Universal Pictures and DreamWorks Pictures Present. I'm not
so sure this wedding is such a good idea.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
I don't like what I'm seeing from these fuckers.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
You seem Manxis.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Let me work out the cakes.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Don't.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Don't.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Don't. I was trying to do you a favor. You
were riding him like seabiscuit. Just make Jack feel a
little more comfortable here more than Robert de Niro, Ben Stellar,
Dustin Hoffman, and Barbara Streiss. Make sure Moses doesn't go
in there.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
If they have a cat, JJ, don't do it.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
No, the cat can flush.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Meet the fuckers? Going good? So far? Right? What to do?
From North Las Vegas? I am dom cruise, your boy, case,
your boy as all the way. Welcome to Sable's Real
and today we are saying what's real about? Meet the Fockers?
Anybody got anything you know? I forget it. For the

(04:16):
comment section, comment shout yeah uh comments shout out shout
out to yo j. He says, w on the Bad
Boys review, while electrast was read emoji for Bad Boys Too,
you got you asking what happened to Mike on Fast
and Too Fast and Furious. I don't know who the

(04:38):
mic was. I think you're talking about the guests we
had for grown Ups too. I think that's what you're
talking about, right, because you said we're having the mics.
I've been here, so maybe I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
He wasn't here.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
We had a guess. I don't remember doing grown ups too.
Uh for hard Rodriguez says, my favorite Captain America and
I can't wait to have her back interacted with Kamala
and Monica. Man, I'm so excited for the Marble. That's
when you did the trailer for the Marble MA I meant, yeah,

(05:11):
I didn't. The latest one is when we did uh
Low Down Derry Shame, uh Faral Production, classic movie. He
should have been in the Black Double O seven. I
mean he looked good doing the action scenes.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
The whole time I was watching, I was like, I
don't understand why he's a bigger story.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
What'd you think of low downddy Shaw shout? I love
the movie? Oh yeah, of course. I don't know if
he could have got Freakuel war No, I already yeah,
it shouldn't be nothing. Don't ever touch that movie. Yeah,
unless you can find somebody suaves him and funny the
way it is, and then catching Jada Pink at that
moment in her career. Yeah, yeah, looking nice boy chart

(05:54):
has done it man, get my big Yeah, I don't
think that movie could be replicated, even closed, please don't. Uh. Then,
of course we had when we were talking about when
you thought, what's the name? Would you like?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Okay, so you said one of your favorite movies with Superfly?
So do you like you put super Fly up there with.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
That? It is terrible? That terrible, he said, he got
it on.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Probably Have I ever opened it up? I just got
the same feeling from the theater and I left it.
I did never put it in.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
No, would you put it up there with a lot
down dirty shame because I'm thinking I'm trying to think
of like Black you know that really stood out in
movies like that, Like that was like not necessarily a
superhero movie, but just like on some detective like business type.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, would I put it up there? Yeah? Probably. I
mean the story of what's the ship card again? Super Fly?
I like the story of super Fly. But it's just
that Keenan was funny as fuck, Like it wasn't no
comedian writing the lines like here say this like Arnold.
It would be a big difference. Arnold had that ship
that was funny.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
She was.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, put your local to YouTube, like, oh yeah, my
name is you come with a misile soup and the
egg roll. This isn't your first time. Say, but do
you Damon for him? I don't know. I don't think so. No.
I mean it could have been contributed a lot of.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah movie yeah, low down you suck.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, Like I feel.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Like he did a lot of the writing on the
Living Color.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Damon could have No, that's no, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Nobody can know because Damon looks goofy. He's like part
of his funniness is the way it is, like, look
he looks his mannerisms and we can't take him serious.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
You can't take bulletproof with Adam Sailor. No, he was
funny enough.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, I know he was funny, but he did a
little action, but it wasn't It wasn't the same.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's like, I don't know he was, it's just different.
Keenan is more.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Like he said, Nigga, save smooth nig when it was
time to Yeah, and I don't see Damon being smooth.
He's always funny, always to this day.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
But he's funnier than Keenan is. So it's like, so,
you know, just like Damon couldn't have done Low Down,
Dirty Shame, Yeah, Keenan couldn't have done major pain, oh
many or my wife and kids.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
So that's that's that. I don't think.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
We don't We don't see Keenan like that enough to
be like, I don't think you can do that.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I mean we saw him a lot in the in
the early nineties and in living color and living color
Low Down Dirty Shame, that's another movie. I get you. Yeah,
he wanted to be behind the scenes, that's true. That
was his goal. Yeah, put his family on yeah. Yeah,

(09:24):
but yeah, we were talking about that. When you said
Omar could have been Will Smith, I guess the narrative
really started going towards versus Will Smith and Will Smith
is crazy crazy.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
I just said, like kind of basically on that that
same Levely, you know, I mean, or not like on
that same novel, but.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Being like an action star though.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
But I'm still like the movie selection that Omar as
had I'm talking about. Oh no, he didn't do that
was but like the movie selection that Omar side.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
What is it? Loving basketball? You had juice? You had
you right now now? Learning? Yeah, you know, just like
a slew of movies. Hey, everybody can't be chouncey billups.
He used to take Sean Prince, we need you to
go get that block on Lebron, And that block on

(10:23):
Lebron is higher learning loving basketball. He's known for classics.
Will Smith was known for blockbusters. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Ain't nothing wrong with being known as the classic black guy,
fire Fires, the classic black guy. Who else is some
other niggas that are known as the classic black guy?
When you see this movie about Yeah, it's gonna be

(10:43):
a classic to some people. Oh, Lawrence Tate, Yeah, some
guys are that classic person. And with that being said,
he can go on TV shows and everybody will start
clapping when he shows up. Oh it's as black actor.
That's a blockbuster, then a blockbuster.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, I mean we have it, Denzil, I mean of course, Uh,
top of the list.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Who else is there? Michael B.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Jordans, Michael B. I feel like Michael B. Jordan was
on that path. Actually know Michael Jordan is. Yeah, he's
that guy.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
The next movie he did, I think it is fucking
I think is Oscar worthy? Bro? Yeah, I saw Oscar Worthy. Bro.
When you're playing two motherfuckers that are not the same,
I mean that's impressive to me. Like, even with Ryan
Yalds said he should have Eddie Murphy should have been
at least nominated for that. Uh the fat when he's

(11:41):
a fat people they can play eight motherfuckers is crazy, bro,
that's true. Yeah, and especially in the nineties, you know
he probably had to get in and out to suit. Yeah,
that's probably a ship. Look imagine Peenwood.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
They take him four hours. Yeah yeah, yeah, just like
only put him in the comic. Yeah, but he's really
just an amazing actor. But yeah, Eddie Murphy was a
Blockbuster actor several What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
At one point? Uh, what's his name? Is his name?
Wesley Snipes? Was that dude? Kevin Hart? Kevin Hart was
a blockbuster actor. Yeah, we did that Border and Ship. Yeah,
I will really say maybe CIA was the fall off. Yeah,

(12:34):
Cincel's intelligence was crazy. Do you get another hobs and show?
That's what they say.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
But I don't know if we're gonna get it no more.
After this Christmas movie just flopped?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Oh red one? You know what? No, I thought it
didn't flop. What are you talking about? Watch hold on
when I bring you up?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
This ship made like thirty million opening weekend, okay, and
fifty million dollars.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
You got Moana coming, that's true. He's in one Anna
fop right, all right? Look so oh ship damn? But
did I told you no? Because I thought because like
two hundred was the budget they made one twenty.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Two that's and then when they say the budget, that's
not fact factor in advertising too.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
They probably spent another fifty on that. Yeah, but who
the fuck? Why would you? First of all, you made Santa.
I don't know who spends two hundred and fifty million
to make a Christmas movie. Well, they kept trying to Bro.
They started making this two years ago. I remember talking
about it, and then because Rock schedules so you had
to pay for different reshoots and all that. Ship. But

(13:39):
the problem is you made who the fuck was the
Jane Jamison JK. Make him fucking Santa Claus. You fucked
up Chris Evans run. He had a hell of a run,
and now you didn't made me flop? Oh yeah, fuck that.
I think people trying to get that super sold. Just

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see him again. I think, give me another rock so
people are tired of the Yeah, I think he needs
to to really because I know he's coming back out
with what's that not wrestling? Boxing? Boxing? I know he's
in wrestling. Oh is m m A? I think what

(14:24):
are you doing? Oh he's becoming that uh yeah, he's
playing a boxer. Yeah yeah, he's playing a twenty four
I think twenty four yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
I think he's trying to do that same thing that
your boy did from the Iron Claw.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Mm hmmm. I think trying to go have fun. Did
you see that? Having fun? Bro?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
What he needs he needs to go do something shortly,
fucking take time on from working and go do something relaxing,
something that you enjoy. This nigga did the interview. What's
his name? The light skinned dude looked like Jalen Hurts Speedy, right,
So Speedy was like, he's like, I see, you know

(15:09):
you're always working and you're doing this you wake up
for in the morning.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
And workout and stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
He's like, but what do you do for fun? He
didn't have Rock had no answer, and it looked the
question looked like it fucked him up. And then he
did another interview after and he was telling the uh,
the interviewer, he was like, you know, I had to
go home and ask my family. He's like, He's like,
I had to go home and talk to my family.

(15:34):
It's like he asked me what I do for fun?
And it really made me think. It's like, what do
I do for fun?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Nigga?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, you don't do anything because you're constantly just working. Like,
what's the point of doing all that work if you're
not going to enjoy your life.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
That's why I say he needs to have a role.
He needs to take a break for a year or
two and let us let us miss the Rock. I
think if he played a role like to be cool,
like if he was in that last Yeah, I liked
him back then.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Our painting game mind frame where he was like not
trying to be an actor, but trying to be on
as an actor, not the man, but trying to get there.
I think we would have a whole much you know,
better fun time watching the rock true, rather than him
in contract saying this is what it is, this is
what I have to do. Like, no, bro, I want

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you to lose man.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Like technical page like his buddy Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart
always working.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
But you see Kevin Hart doing shit that looks like
he's enjoying, like he'd be on fucking little.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Things with Kay and that you see on his Instagram
on trips with his family, like like he does ship
that he's not just always working.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Even though he is always working, people just get caught up,
like it's the point of having all that money if
you ain't gonna enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Right, as soon as I make my first million, I
see niggas in eight months.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
But I'm for sure a month to do. Just enjoy life. Yeah,
I'm doing some dumb shit.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
I'm about to go out to the river and just
skip rocks.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Some free ship bro, do you know the financial freedom
you gotta be? You know how we say, like, damn,
I'm gonna go to walk Mart right there, just down
the street, like you see some scroller. Damn where that
place at Texas? Sure, let's just go there. Let's just
go that's crazy, bro. Yeah, but yeah, they was talking
about hands down. The guy says hands down is a
better actor. I'm assuming crazy. Then Will Smith, I'm assuming

(17:39):
that's what he's saying, better rapper.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, he thought, maybe I'm giving the benefit of them.
Maybe we're talking about rappings.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, that's true, he says, Nil killed. I don't know
his name, but I'm just gonna read This is a
long guy's comment about Star Trek generations. I'm not gonna
read it all. It just says through out of t
O S and t uh t G, there are reference
to the great sailing ships avote and that's all I'm
gonna say, because that's as long as fun. Anyway. I
think you wrote that one last time.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I remember you reading that really, yeah, because I remember
the reference to the great sailing ships all.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
No, definitely, I know I sent it to you guys,
like Damn, this motherfucker is on our head because you
sent two comments. Maybe that's what. Yeah, that's probably what
it was. Oh yeah, definitely yeah, but non film related
with your gut? Uh?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
I mean being as though today Thanksgiving? What's your favorite dish?
What let's let's let's break it into sections, all right,
what is your favorite main course? So favorite protein to
have for things?

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Get protein?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I'm gonna go with roast for Thanksgiving. We usually have
like a turkey of pot road. Damn, I think we'll
do ham.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
But food. Oh, I don't like him. I was just
naming a protein. No, man, what I was just talking
about eating making bro.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Ship sometimes Like when I look at him, I'd be like, nah,
it's a turn off for me. So even when it's cooked,
the pineapple dripping on top and everything, I just be like.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Dog, I'm good. Yeah, I can't do it.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
If if I'm half ham, it's gonna be burnt when
you have when you have a ham sandwich, you like
a little burnt to Yeah. I don't like all that, Pennis,
But my favorite protein would have.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
To be I like ribs man rip on Thanksgiving. Yeah,
my friend makes rip I love it.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Like who says Thanksgiving needs to be traditional? Like I'm
down for whatever type you know, ship ribs will work.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I love barbecue. I love some brisket. He makes like
a dry, a dry rough barbecue ribs pretty fine. How
you once a year you can get the ship green
would be green macaroni with ham turkey. You can get that.
You three sixty five? You can? But do you eating
three sixty FoST all were black? Why are we sating this?

(20:35):
How many times do you eat about macaroni throughout the year?
I know exactly. Are you macaroni rich? Because that's where
I eat it? That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Three times a year Thanksgiving one other.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Ship bro get youall times out of the year. Hey,
get your grandma's retired k that got other strings of income.
That's every holiday thing, Memorial Day for her. Yeah, yeah,
That's what I'm saying. It is.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
But I'm just saying, like, let me go over your
grandma house on a Tuesday. I random Tuesday. He got
like some big macaroni.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
You might You get to think about Eddie and autumn.
If you get that reference, you get that reference. So
for them tentations, his mom had a They was like,
why you can't go that MoMA? I got to think
about it. I remember that nigga will have the nigga
was scared. It happened, Yo, get the food, mama. It

(21:44):
just died, like what died? Oh yeah? R I P blue?
That was blue right blue?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
That nigga Oltis is still living, yo? Is it? Yeah? Bro?
That's just crazy. Ain't nobody coming to see you? Man?
Eighty years old? Him is smoking? What the fun going on?
Gang banging? Smoky gang niggas five Quincy Michael Jackson, that's crazy?

(22:17):
Should I played football? What was that Tuesday that nigga
always vibed me to the Turkey birds? You're gonna tear
a c l bro fucked up today? I believe no
he did. This time.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
That cleat oh man dog ran into a pothole. I
rolled like, yo, wait, where.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Are here playing a pothole? Everywhere?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Like already set up? Why are people still playing at
the park? Y'all could have went to what.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Was on the soccer field? Mm hm for wine?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Damn yeah, Like Desert Breeze has several fields already, but
they all.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Soccer field that we was playing on. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Maybe it was just like one random pothole and I
just am took a tumble. I'm talking about rolled fan. Damn,
I'm talking about my feet went over my head.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Oh god, that type of damn. They had you in
an Amazon position. Damn. I don't even know that was possible.
Ship dude, God damn.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure my whole this right here,
I can't I can't listen up arm distance. It's so
fam Hopefully I don't call me on to be a
contention on the price is right, because fam, oh.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I'm talking about how to play back already hurting like
you've been want to get out there with no arms.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Kicking feet? Yeah yeah, but yeah, speaking of that's another thing.
So I bought my tickets, like, I mean, was it
what you got to take this for? The price is right?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Oh Sunday.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
But I think they were like ninety dollars a piece,
but like.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
They was selling them.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Yeah when I had looked on looked again today, bro,
somebody is selling them for sixty five and I'm like, fuck, damn,
still on on on the ground basically in the next
section over for me, a little closer you get, I
think it's going, Oh no, ain't nobody selling the closer
up the two rows ahead?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
But you're you're still on the ground floor. You might
see me in that bit they call contents over the
spend the thing they do.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah, I mean that's why I was like, oh, yeah,
I might exply there. Yeah, it's only sixty five dollars, Like,
still on the floor.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
The nigga they need to call me though, that'd be
the first contestant. So you just want to leave with
a thousand Yes, let's not rest this. I'm good.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I just want a thousand dollars, right, but can you
guess the price of I don't know shit. I was
looking at well I bought like cleaning supplies, and I
was like, God, damn everything with bleaching. This motherfucker is
like eight dollars. Now just take it spray bottle, yep,
just put it in your pocket.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Tell no man. I'm feeling like whenever I go into
a story, they'd be like following me. This dude, out
of all what kind of story in Walmart? They're following you? Walmart?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Stop because like the way I shop is kind of
like even have lost prevention.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, they having that little door. I caught a few
times in my youth. That'd be embarrassed if I get caught.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Now I try to like go through and get everything
that I need. And then I look at my bathroom
and be like, okay, well, let me go back and
look at things that I want.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
What could you get things?

Speaker 4 (26:10):
You know for your house? Like Okay, I need this,
I need that, undeath that, and you'd be like, okay,
well I got like a little little extra dollars. Let
me get something that I want. So I'll do that.
But like this last time, I remember looking at the
guy when I walked in, little Asian guy, and I'm

(26:32):
going through the aisles and like I'm seeing him like
every three and then I'm getting ready to go, and
then I see him again, and I'm like, am I
being followed at this motherfucker approach?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
You're talking about something? You want to be a model?
You like, you look like you can model it up.
Come meet me in my van? What the fuck on
the couch on the cast and count when you lose
your virginity?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I don't know that's asking? Yeah, all right, Uh well,
first and film into that level you have. The Artist
is the first film financed entirely outside of the United
States and UK to win a Academia Award for Best
Picture Searching for Sonny is the first feature film shot
on entirely on a d s L. That's crazy and

(27:24):
all of it is the first feature film shot entirely
on the cell phone. Any of those Nope, that's probably
why they're the first. But yeah, we're no further ado.
Let's get in to meet the Falkers. Meet the Falkers,
up against the Godfather. Uh, Night at the Museum and
something else. What the hell was the other movie?

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I don't remember. Let me see just some this up
this new updated strick you hell. Okay, so it's up
against Hotel Rwanda, Meet the Falker's Meet at Night of
the Museum, se Graton. What was you going for? Mm
hm the Museum? Yeah? I like that one. Yeah. Either way,
it was gonna be either a Robert down Robert de

(28:08):
Niro film or Ben Stiller because Robert de Niro is
in Godfather. Yeah. Crazy. Uh then we got to really
speak on this run of Ben Stiller. With that being said,
this is our fourth Ben Steller film we have review.
First one will start Skinning Huts, second one was Dodgeball,
third was Anchorman. These are all and oh four weights, No,

(28:29):
that's next year ninety five No. I just been thinking
we did ship because I guess because I recently watched.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Like the last six months, so I'm like, did I
watch it for this?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Oh no? But yeah, I'm gonna say again, Yeah, the
four movies, these four films and one year that's crazy
one year. Yeah, and we did them all. Yeah, you
know four was nasty?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Oh man, he was the Jim Carrey of oh four
versus his ninety four.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah. Who do you think had a better one? Four?
Ninety four? I'm going with four? Really? Yeah, just because
you hate the mask. Oh I also hate star skin Hutch.
Yeah that she was bad. Bro, I thought that was
gonna be a good movie. But yeah, well okay, so
what were his Starskin Hutch? Anchorman not a big role,
but like Anchorman is fucking hilarious.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, okay, Dodgeball Yeah yeah, and then meet the Fockers
like yeah, perfect, come on, yeah, they're they're all funnier
than then. Jim Carrey was the mask.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah. Uh dumb and dumb, dumb and dummer.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Uh and uh yeah nah yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Second Old Wilson film We review first with Starskins Huts.
Second Robert and Narrow film. Wilson and credit for his yeah,
I know. Yeah, I thought he had a bigger role
before I watching the movie. Yeah, ten fucking seconds, bro,
I think he was in the first Yeah, he was
in the first one heavy, Yeah, because he was the
ex boyfriend. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Second, hold on, you had Along came poly that came
out in two thousand and four as well.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Really yeah, god damn, yeah, it's going to ben I
was three. Along came when it come out like January.
Then that's wold. So many quotables in that movie and
that shit lost.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I don't know exactly when it came out, but it
came out in two thousand and four, and envy him
and Jack Black.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh that's why I don't fuck with Jack Black. Damn. Yeah, January.
I was sixteen, I thought, so I knew it was
at the top of the year. Yeah, that's crazy old four,
it's crazy. Second Robert Darryl film review first with shark Tail.
First Barbara and Dustin film we have reviewed. Let Me
See comes out December twenty second, two thousand and four

(30:59):
was crazy as Meet the Little Fockers comes out the
same day in twenty ten, but one hundred and fifteen
minutes easy watch for everybody. Definitely it's pretty solid. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
The one thing that I did have a problem with
because I knew that was gonna play on the word
fockers a lot.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, you got to. I was just like, oh man,
this is the old Yeah yeah it was, but bucket
that's what they played on more Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
They called himself Greg a budget eighty million? What are
you doing in the box office? Green? What do oh? Yeah, red,

(31:39):
green greens definitely green a boy? How much time? Sixty sixty? Yeah,
I'm gonna go with one eighty something. That's a fair assumption.
This is Big Ben. I don't stop playing. You thought
it was Big Simmons and it was Ben Stiller. It's
probably five hundred and five Morning Godfather, all three of

(32:06):
them put together. Stop it. You gotta just.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
When God was a dollar fifty Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
But yeah. In the word of box office, where the
Incredibles are still in their flight of Phoenix, Christmas, the
Cranks break Trinity, a series of fortunate went one finished
finish if you want to finish? How long was it
Incredibles in there? Like that was was he had the
opportunity to pick it. So it was like the first

(32:41):
week in November.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Bro five hundred million. It had to have going on.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Do you want me to continue?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
You want to pick a number, I'll say, yeah it
was it went one, but I don't know. I think
Incredibles had to have been number one for like I'm
month or something like that.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Bro, I think it's not Incredibles, probably two. So Incredibles
is number ten. Oh, number one is in serious unfortunate events.
You forget Jim Carreynky. Yeah, bro, yeah, let me stick
on your Yeah, let me yep this The Two Oceans twelve, Oh,
their box office ain't nothing to play with, bro. Making

(33:22):
five hundred million and never going number one. So six
is natural treasure. Oh it's wild, bro, it's tough. Three Yeah,
Three is Meet the Fockers. Yeah. Four is the Polar Express.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Making that much money without going number one is insane.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Well, first week it was twenty four million. Because this
is the sequel. Yeah, this is the sequel. So yeah,
that means.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
People were anticipating it. It's not like it was the
first one, yeah, where it was just like a surprise
was waiting on this.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah. But that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
This goes back to what you were saying that usually
around Thanksgiving around this time there's.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Usually a banger, a blockbuster movie, but now it's kind
of looking kind of frail. I guess a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
But then a lot of people, well ship, they said,
this year, I think the sequel has been this is
this is like the year of the sequel, really say,
because they had sequels have been like the most grossing
best films this year so far. And it's like, well,
I can't really name a new movie that came out,
but there are some that that did pretty well. But

(34:32):
I'm just like, well, of course everybody's going to rush
to go see a sequel, like a movie that they.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Love, Gladiators out, I mean, and it just came out
last week. So and then to be clear, no, no,
this is this. This came out December twenty second, so
this is more like of a Christmas movie. Yeah, so
from December twenty second to January twenty fifth, is State
number one? January two thousand, I mean January twenty sixth
to falls down to number three.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Uh wait, I'm so confused. So you said from December
twenty second, yeah, which is when it was released. Yeah,
State at number one, so it was number one when
it was released.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
No, so it was number one, like the debut of
the of the debuts. You know what I'm saying, No,
Noumber one, no no, So when it dropped that first
was number one. Yeah, so I'm assuming they're saying the
next week, you know how the should be when they
have Lebron Lebron is the first place, and ever do

(35:31):
a layup in the third quarter overnight or some shit
like that, but anyway, Yeah, so it's stage number one.
Then January twenty sixth falls and number three Are we
there yet? Takes the number one spot. February eighteenth for
falls out of the top ten to number thirteen, pushed
out by Sideways Poo's half a Loop movie. Yeah there,
you're half a lump and number twelve is sided hide

(35:54):
and Seek Series of fortunate Events meet the Foker's Spanglish
all debut sameing weekend. What you're paying for? What you're
sneaking into? What are you waiting for for Blockbuster six
months later?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Paying for me for Falkers, I am sneaking into what
else English Spanglish I'm gonna pay for? I mean, I'm
an sneaking to lemony snakers. And then what's the other
option that you can do?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
It. Wait for six months, Wait for six months.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I'm away for Spanlish spanglished them milk mellons.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
That's what I'm paying for a little boy.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Because I'm gonna need to be at home alone.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, that one. Because you know that's the thing about Sandy.
He won't have him a bad bitch every movie contract.
Damn bro, what the fuck? Hey?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
I from watching all his movies. It made me have
to go google what his wife looks because I'm like,
if you keep casting all these women, I'm like, you,
even your wife is either bad or she's not in
your wishing this.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, that's true. But he but he gotta put her
in the cameos though, in every movie. Yeah, I keep watching. Yeah,
oh man, what the hell's up? I would say, all right,
So critics give an eighties thirty eight percent, audience gives

(37:29):
a fifty eight. What you agree with? Damn hot thirty eight?

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Yeah, damn at least give it like, uh a seventy four.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yeah was funny. Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna give it seventy
five easily.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yep, so Tyler says. From Pyo Auto Weekly says, by
the film's finale, you'll pity and be poor fool. You
actually named a foker for following this picture. There's certain
to see a surgeon of myckre. This was December twenty,
This was the day it came out. Three out of four.

(38:04):
I don't know. That's that's what's what a lot of
these motherfuckers do. Uh No name says four and a
half out of five. Quiet quite good for a sequel.
November twenty eight, twenty fourteen. The next person gets it
four out of five. This movie is a little more
over the top than the first one, but it's still
really funny. Greg and Jack's chemistry is great. I agree

(38:24):
with that. Adding Greg's parents in the mix only made
it funnier. October twelve, twenty twenty four So it still stands.
So prequel, sequel, other re editions, So prequel Meet the Parents.
I think it's the funniest one personally. Fifty five million
is the budget box office three point thirty.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I think this one is the funniest one really. Yeah.
The baby, I like the little I like the one
they thought it was sa Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
That motherfucker look like look that Christy. Yeah that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
It was like the the awkwardness between the parents and
how it's real parents wild just embarrassed the out like
they come out the kitchen and like, so did you
tell him about how you lost?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Like, bro, what are you like? He was like, we
were just talking about how you Why would you just
talking about that? And that's what parents. They just don't
give a ship. I think it's even more crazy. It
is that like.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
You have to deal with the fact that like as adult,
as an adult, like you pick your own friends, but
for your child to be in a relationship with somebody
and then you have to you have to get to
know these people friendly and you just like, fuck ship.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
That I like doing.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
I can't do like his mom and dad like the
fuck yeah you know what cowboys?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah right, no better?

Speaker 4 (40:04):
It was like no cowboy ass for the weekend to know.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah, I like to get it in.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Yeah, and you see his wife likes to get it in,
but he don't like to give it to it.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
He liked to keep himself busy. That nigga like the
investigation investigation, Like like that ship is funny to me. Uh.
And then the sequel is called Little Fockers one hundred
million for a budget for some reason, made three ten
in the box office. So this one is still making them,
still making the money. Yeah, five hundred is only three

(40:37):
of them. Yes, I don't feel like there was a
fourth one mm hmm. Other renditions I'm good on. I
think all three is perfect from what I remember, but
inspired it inspired a reality TV show titled Meet My
Fox and the sitcom title In Laws. Both were debuts
on NBC in two thousand and two.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
What I would like to see though, so remember how
they did The Best Man and they did a little
series on Peacocks. Oh yeah, yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing
like a little serious like what's going on now with them.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
I think a lot of shows should just do that.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I mean, you give you a quick like seven eight episodes, boom.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
You can focus on kids that are like fifteen now, yeah,
they gotta be Yeah, American should be funny. It wouldn't
be funny as a if you take teenagers yeah and go,
you basically get to do a pre backdoor prequel because
at that point I don't know if he named his
son Gaylord Junior, but just imagine a Gaylord dude going

(41:40):
through school and being called game. No he shouldn't, but Greg, yeah,
they're real, Greg, Yeah, But yeah, that's that's all I
got on that one. Then m v P for y'all,
the Nero for me, not even a co with him and.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Been no, and I'm gonna tell you why because we
know what Ben's still gonna do.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
But he was a straight Ben gonna go do what
he's gonna do.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
He's gonna go in there, he's gonna make you all right.
But the Niro, he's usually this fucking, you know, serious actor.
He plays a lot of gangster movies like he's a
tough guy and he had me dying this motherfucker. So
it's for me, it's DeNiro and the maids. Uh Melons, I'm.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Gonna give it to that's the Hoff's good too. Ben's dad,
Ben's dad, who's been Ben Still's dad doesn't know Jared
he was his real dad. He should he never did
that s would have been funny, funny, funny as hell.
He was the best part of King of Queens. Yeah,

(42:55):
he really was.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, like a little spot called Demino's Local Joint.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
The Dad's always killing. Like you ever seen a movie.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
That show called He was also one of my favorite
person on Seinfeld, like he oh, yeah, who's that?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Oh that's motherfucker. Uh, what's the movie called? It's a show?
He got glasses and buck teeth he like that. No, no,
he like a filmmaker. He like puts in the video.
God damn, I forgot that it was called It ran
for like eight nine seasons and the parents. He would

(43:38):
come home all make me take his pants off. It's
in watching TV. Yeah it was a minute, bro. I
don't even know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Who you think is important to most important to probably
the wife, right.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
M the wife? Uh? Her?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, I don't really you think it's I don't like
what what does she do before this?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
What did she do after?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I think this is her biggest These three movies are
her biggest roles. Like I've seen everyone else in something else. Yeah,
you know, it's not important to the Nero's career. He
was already fucking huge stars. Not important to Ben. You
could take these movies out and Ben Steelers still would
have had a hell of a run and that just

(44:30):
that year alone. Yeah, so not him. Uh, like everyone
else was already stars.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
I've never seen the go Bert.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Hey, I just look that ship to the cue. That
ship is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
The dad as funny as the dad is funny the
big dude. No, I'm talking about this grandpa. We're talking
about old motherfucker. Yeah, Grandpa. He died damn not well
in the series and in real life. Yeah, I know. Yeah, Well,
I mean you gotta go at some point, you can't
be from everybody. We're all going. That's one thing we
got in comments. But uh, yeah, you got v I.

(45:09):
I think I just said, justin Hoffman, you think it's
the most important, not most important. I was going to say,
you mean m v P.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I think it's important to
being It showed that he was able to like because
I believe he plays the same character right in all
his movies.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
That a lot. But Whitman is not uh Tony, and
Tony is not Greg Fuker, but Tony from Tony. Yeah,
who would you hang out with Tony or or what?

(45:57):
Probably Tony exactly cause he's saying, but is he same?
I mean after you piss him off?

Speaker 4 (46:02):
No, but like, uh, this character Greg, it's the same
character as I agree with that, But that'slander. Okay, So
you versatile peaks have been a different when it calls

(46:24):
for what it calls for for sure, because he's not
the same character that was in A Mystery Man and
oh yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Will say so. Yeah, he plays the same character a lot. Yeah,
but he has multiple characters, Like he's got a lot
of different characters, but then he uses like the same inspiration.
They all have a base and it's it's just this one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
It's like he reads the script and he's like, yeah,
for this one, I'm gonna be to Yeah for this,
I think I'm gonna be Greg.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
But like, like I don't have a problem with that
being on screen, and I think, but he's never over
the top watch that. And I love when he played
the nurse. I feel like the same character from the

(47:20):
Cable Guy, like the same month sucker from U the nursing.
I don't remember him. But you know what I love
about Ben Steeler. He makes a lot of cameos. Yes
he does. It's like he's not.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Full of himself to where he's like, I'm too big
to do that. A lot of actors will be like,
I'm not doing that ship.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Because it means damn, was Greg the person that played
in fucking Tropic Thunder?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
No, that's definitely.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Tropic Thunder was more of a tony purpose. Yeah, he
went to the military man or like a cross between
that and the zuland their character.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
But yeah, like Trumpet Thunders was a cable guy too.
Goddamn man was Sam Sweet I don't remember that. Kathy
Griffin was in there too, I remember her. Damn everybody
was in his motherfucker cable guy Jack Black.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Jack Black, I remember Jack Black, Leslie Man, who's Leslie Man?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Oh? No, But for my important me, I mean I
got I say, I give it to Stiller and Owen
Wilson because it's the first, this is their first sequel.
I give it to for what you said, the opposite,
for what's the boy name, Robert de Narrow because this
gave him, Oh he's a grandpa, he's you.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Know what, maybe the most important to Niro now to
think about it, because it showed this other side. Yeah,
showed they could be funny. Then after that we got
what bad grandpa.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Got a couple move family? Yeah, the family? Okay, irrelevant
scene for y'all or character? Fuck? Oh want some motherfucker? No,
you needed them to because you could have got me
to play it.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Because it's like why then it's just makes sense for
his life, like of course her ex is officiating of course. Yeah,
his life you're right about, like you can't catch a break. Yeah,
that's true. I don't think there were any irrelevant scenes
in this movie. They used all of their time wisely.

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of one, but yeah, to
happen for it, like for them to intermingle and yeah,
where you can understand like, hey, uh, he's more strict
and his parents are.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Like freely open and fluid.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Yeah, but he's you know, rebellious against his parents because
he doesn't really like the way the lifestyle that they live,
you know, is crazy, and he's trying to fit in
with the you know, the more yeah, more sane family.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
But it's like, bro, that's exactly what Bernie Mack was
talking about. How's the weather going today? Jay? You can't
say that that's exactly what the Bernie Mick was talking about? Right? Fuck?
And he still refused to say Jack lifespan me forever.
It's one of my favorite comedy trilogies. Yeah, I'm oh,

(50:38):
so it's not one of your favorite Ben Steling movies.
It's not in your top five? Is meet the Fucker's
in there? Just not me? I don't even think I
don't even think this comes even closer. Come close, I think.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Top I'm going Mystery Man. That ship is hilarious. Man
along came pil.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
That's my top five. To something about marry something about Mary's.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Is hilarious for like the last two heavyweights, like bro,
that makes.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Sense that I think I would take out Mystery Man
and put Fucker's in mind and meet the fuckers.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
But that's just me that one.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Yeah, like Bruh, he was supposed to be mister furious.
It's like, we ain't see no rage from you.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Man. Then you had Kellen there I'm in visible. Yeah, yeah,
was crazy. Then pee wee herman in there has a spleen.
That was the real.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Everybody was like, no, don't talk to him, ignore him, Please,
don't pull his fingers, leave me alone.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
The real God damn uh VISI tees. But for the
love of money, so uh meet the parents, uh and
meet the Foker's versus Zoolander movies, which for your rent
money what you're watching the meat movies. Yeah, Jesus, that

(52:18):
was crazy. I can't believe I said that. Confidence with
confidence the whole chest.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Zoolander to me, Uh should I got to revisit that,
but really that was not good.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
But one was so funny though?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Is one good enough to go against two of the
Meet Meets the Parents series?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
There you.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Okay, So it automatically knocks out three because I didn't
need But I mean it's a toss up between I
put Zoolander in between one and two, if you get
what I'm saying, because I feel like Zoolander one, like

(53:10):
Meet Meet the Parents is funnier than Zoolander the first one, right,
but Meet the Fokkers It's not funnier than one. It's like,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
For me, i' musa say Meet i' musa say, Zoolander
is funnier than the third movie, Meet the the Little
But Zoolander two is not funnier than any of them.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Yeah, so where would you put one? It would one
fall in between one and two?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Now for me, I'm gonna say it would be that
the first two or better or funnier than Zulander.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
The niggas at the gas station throwing gasoline on each other,
I mean, I just feel like they got him beat
with What about the watch? Remember that on the watch? Yeah?
When he went friends? Yeah? What uh? What's the boy named?
Vince Vince Vince was Wow, it was what's the definitely

(54:18):
oh the Watch he was yeah, Jonah Hill, Yeah, Jonah Hill.
And then the black dude with the fro. I don't
remember being in the Watch. Yeah, the Leader, he was Leader,
the Leader.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Hey, that movie was funny as fine. Yeah, we've seen
what is it? Uh this movie with him and Drew
Barrymore when they live in the apartment and the old lady.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah yeah, he reviews. Yeah, I think it was up
for there. Yeah, it was up for review. Yeah, damn.
The Watch was twenty twelve. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. Hey,
that ship was funny. Oh, so funny moments. That guy
is real quick. I just got to the scene when
they get into the r V and Jack Robert De
Narrow's character says, Uh, Greg, which is still his character, acts,

(55:09):
can he make an announcement? Yeah? Can he make announcement?
He says, I'm the captain. Only the captain gets to
make announcement. Jack, as you want to hold the horn?
Greg says yeah. Jack says, only the captain gets to
hold what the right the whole time, a straight face
every time. Uh. Then little Jack, when he sees the

(55:31):
breast from Isabelle and starts getting hungry. I wonder how
did they get the baby to act like that? I
don't know, Yeah, thought, yes, yeah, that's what it had
to be. Yeah, he said, what, probably candy or something
like that for him to do this.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
I don't know, probably someone behind the camera doing it.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
But yeah, that's just the funny moments I got. Which
I got.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
One of them was basically when the wife was trying
to tell uh Robert Narrow's character that, hey, she's trying
to fuck bro.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Yeah. Yeah. He was just like, yeah, I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
And then I don't know, uh ship when the Narrow
character was trying to down play Dustin Hoffman characters.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
You're not the man because you don't work, and he
was like, well, funk that, Let's play football. Yeah, I like, uh,
the truth here I'm saying, oh yeah. I couldn't remember
if that was the first and second one, but yeah,
got RV rolled over the whole set up. You are

(56:47):
too serious, way too serious.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Yeah, yeah, that was That was probably the part of
the movie that had me down.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Oh bro.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
That was the same character from Fucking Tropic Thunder. Remember
when he adopted Oh.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, yeah, squad. Yeah, yeah, you've seen this thing. I'm
gonna stay here. I did.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
I think I saw this one in the third one
in theaters. I think that's all the first one at home.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Yeah, A couple of knows that I got is. Uh,
it's really amazing how you see Robert and their career
as being a son to a father, to a father
to a grandfather. The range of him being a gangster
to be in a straight man in the film is
and being funny is pretty dope. Yeah. Uh, there's no
way that damn dog flushed flushed, got flushed in that toilet?

(57:47):
What kind of right? And it was r V, so
I know the pipes, ain't that big man.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Some we had r vs that Caesars or whatever. Bro,
some of them are visus off the.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Oh yeah, I can imagine. Oh yeah, I learned that
from a Google. It was crazy. But yeah, Bernie Greg's
dad really snitched on him about sleeping Isabelle, like, bro,
what the what you want? What are you on right now?
Like you in front of this right exactly? Yeah, then

(58:26):
the girls right here. It's not like it's a mythicult
to show. He get it in. Yeah, after he was like, oh,
you're not a man. Well let's talk about man. Yeah,
you're right, man, talked about fucking what you're not doing
with your wife. I'm still orgasming on the regular. Ah.
Then respect to the c I A. But the movies

(58:46):
be hyping c I A way too much. Them niggas
don't got like no power over the fucking uh local cops.
Niggas like I'm c I A. Okay, nigga, I will
probably disagree, Okay. I mean, you realize that the c
the FBI, they do ship for the military, The CIA,

(59:08):
they do a lot. They were in the work.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
I mean, they're not supposed to operate on US soil
at all.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Just what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
But I guarantee they have you ever seen like Cecario
like with a local agency.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but you can't be hey, don't pull
me over, I'm CI or whatever he was doing with them.
I'm sure right there and right then and there wouldn't work.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
But I guarantee if you were arrested the CIA officer,
they'd be out of jail within twenty minutes. You think that,
you think that the government is just gonna let them
sit there with all the sh they know they gonna
come and get their ass. They gonna come and get
and then you're gonna have a conversation with your cat
about that.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
And it's like, bro, you're supposed to say you see
that and.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
You thought it was still a good idea and you
chased him.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Not only that, the way he stung them, that nigga
could have had a heart take shit right, And it's hard. Yeah,
I don't know. You want to just be what was it?

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
There's that video going around on that tall black dude.
I guess he was out eating with his friends, and
then they got racially profiled. And then the black dude
was like, I don't know if he was fbi R
see one of them and then it was like, okay,
well pull out my you know, my check, that left pocket, whatever,

(01:00:27):
go ahead. As soon as you've seen that bad she
was like, ash, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
I'm not going if I pulled somebody over, if they
were telling me they were problem believe. But if I
went through their wild and I'm seeing that ship, I'd
be like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Go and have a nice day. Slow down. You definitely
going to because.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I'm not Frona. I'm not I don't even want to
know what they can do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yeah, yeah, but you know the fad boys and locals
don't like each.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Other, no, especially because they want to come in and
try and pull rink on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Right, just everybody out the way, like all right, nigga,
I read this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I mean, and that's the thing with the FBI, Like
there is ship that they lines that they where the
local cops can pull, like, no, you can't do it
because this is our jurisdiction. But I don't think they
would try and pull that ship. With the CIA, they're
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Like so you think the CIA is above the FBI? Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Really, yes, They're a global fucking organization.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
That's uh so what do you think inter pool is
interpol the international case?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure the CIA has probably got
more pull than them too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Goddamn up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
There were like with the NSA, like they are like
you know, they control they make the ship that happens
in the world happen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Damn I wouldn't. So why the ain't gonna get been lied?
Why are you saying the Navy seal go get his ass?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Who you think came up with the the plan?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
The CIA was the ones that came up with the plans.
They found Bend. Why didn't you go get them? Because
that's not what they do. Oh, they don't do like
hands on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
I mean they have some like you know people who
do that, but they don't have like whole units like
like Navy seal Sting six would be the best option
get them.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
And then on top of that, you have to think,
like you can't have like me if I was CIA,
you can't have me just run up on ben Lad
and shoot them because you're going to say some American
you know, kill this guy. I'm going to say, hey,
we need an operation to go get this guy to
put it on like okay, this is an okay level

(01:02:35):
rather than somebody and now you're.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Just put missionaries Navy seals killed them, like if you
can't say the CIA but mercenaries, if you're sending people
over there to kill them, right, what if shit goes
wrong and they get captured? Would you rather a Navy
seal get captured where they don't know a bunch of shit.
All they know is what they're told to go do
versus these CIA opportunities don't have all this fucking knowledge.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
You might have to just go blow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
The ship up now because you got six motherfucker operators.
Who knows my tail torture?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
That's yeah, that's true. Damn, what y'all want to know? Right?
All I need is a ham sandwich, Iraqi and ass.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
To get my head cut off my phone and bring
out each show over here. I'll tell you everything you know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
About Robert and give me a blunt you know about
Robert Kennedy. We did that, We did tell him everything.
What last note I got is, uh, I wish some way,
somehow Wilson was able to get a little bit more
screen time. Yeah, that would have been nice. Yeah, any

(01:04:02):
last words for the film for y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Bring on that series from Peacock mini series Little seven episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
In the high School. Yeah, Bro, that's what makes it funny. Man,
I'm actually the Godfather. I think he is. I got
a story to tell, man. Man. Uh, it's a great

(01:04:35):
series to watch, especially.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
From Ben Stiller and Robertson Arrow to keep it entertaining.
I really like the fact that, like you guys said,
we got we got to see a different side of
Robert de Narrow rather than seeing him such as a
touch tough guy in every series that he's in. And
it's like, Bro, I don't want to see this all

(01:04:59):
the time. People old old.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Yeah, Like it's hard when you're old, like the movie
did with fifty cent and uh, what's the other old man?

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Al Pacino? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what is it? A bronx tale?

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Like we've seen like when Sonny like got older, Like
we've seen him try to be a father to uh
what's his name? Damn not necessarily a father, but like
try to like slow down the role if you want to.
When Robert de Naro was trying to be like, no,
don't mess with gangsters or whatever whatever, Sonny was like,

(01:05:40):
I'm a gangster, so what about it? But we still have,
you know, morals and principles that we live, but we're
just not out here just doing you know, like dumb ship.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Like it's like, oh, if you like her, you like her.
So we got like I.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Think that's the only like gangster movie that we have
seen will gangs to the Italian person there we have
seen like give us like growth in a way of hey,
he's still friendly with the kids, which a lot of
gangsters are a lot of gangsters are friendly with kids,

(01:06:14):
you know, they give back in the youth. But for
him to just be funny and we get that aspect.
I think that was pretty dope. Yeah, let's real talk.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Then, the facts about the film, like god is okay.
This was the highest grossing film in which Robert de
Niro has ever appeared in until Joker twenty nineteen passed
it nineteen a five hundred. Ain't nothing to slight about
bro Man? Half a billy Ben, Yeah that's yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's crazy. A lot of you. Bitch who played Greg's

(01:06:48):
former housekeeper Isabella is actually ten years younger than Ben Stiller. Yeah, yeah,
I know, crazy. Right, peep this your boy. Robin Williams
turned down the role of Bernie Fox in favor of
his friend Dustin Hoffman. James Brolin was originally approached for
the robe of Bernie, but turned it down when director
Jay Roach went to approach Dustin Hoffman for the row.

(01:07:11):
Hoffman was talking NonStop and even at out of one point,
which made him the instant choice of Bernie. They made
a good choice. I would have looked too young, just
James Bolin, I think that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Okay, yeah, he's not funny though, no, right, Hoffman was, Yeah,
but what you think of Robert than there Robert Williams thought.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Bird Cage, that's basically what his family is, because remember
when he went to Miami to uh link up with
his his parents, remember they own like, uh like sex nightclubers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And he was trying to like cover,
he was trying to be like Greg. Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
So I think he would have been like that, all
perfect character for that because he kind of already knew
what it was. But I think that's probably why he
turned it down, because it's like, I already did something
like this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Yeah, Oh, James Broland, that's kind of funny. I'm really confusing. Yeah. Oh,
let's see. Robert and spent a lot of time when
he wasn't filming hanging out with the twins who play
who played his grandson. He felt it was important to
bond with his twins as much as possible to make
an on screen relationship more credible. Probably didn't mean if

(01:08:39):
he's acting like that, how would you feel though, if
your kid was like that old hanging out with Oh,
motherfucker Bobby. He can hang out with Bob, but if
it was a girl, it'd be different. No, yeah, no,
fuck that. You want to hang around you hanging with him,
I'm hanging with you too. Where are we going? Where

(01:09:00):
we're going? Let's talk about casino. Let me see, around
an hour and fifty minutes at the wedding, Moses and
Jinks sit together sharing a piece of cake. Trainers put
a bit of cat and dog food next to the cake,
and the two animals were able to eat near each

(01:09:21):
other without any atension. Do they really have attention with
each other? Yeah? Is it on site every time they
see one? Not all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
I think if maybe cats and dogs that don't know
each other, But I've seen, like I've had a cat
and a dog at the same time they got along great.
But I think it's when they don't know each other.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Probably it's whoever is dominate, because you gotta think, like, bro,
you can't just put a whole bunch of dogs in
one fucking room, Yeah, and then for all them to
be friendly, like yeah, no one dog is gonna be
like hey man, I feel like most along And it's
usually like when whenever you get like when you have

(01:10:00):
one dog that's been.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
In your house for like, let's say two.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Years, and you go get another dog, Yeah, Like usually
that dog would be like, hey, bro, I will fuck
you up. If you funk with anything in this house,
they're gonna yell at me. Unless that younger dog is
like super aggressive and he like puts the old dog
on his ass. That old dog is just like okay, bro,

(01:10:24):
I'm fading.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Yeah, way out of here. Let me see.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
So I think that it's like that would cross species,
like who's more aggressive?

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Who could get the ass with? Yeah? No, some cats
is crazy, bro, because usually when you see a cat,
they run away. I'll delivering food on his sports a
cat trying to follow me. I'm like, bro, get your
ass smoke about. He was trying to like be friendly
with me. Yeah, noot, that motherfucking cat on the stand.

(01:10:55):
You got your food, but also got a dead cat
on your porch.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Bro. Yeah, some cast a friendly like my grandpa as
a cat, and he don't come out whenever people are around.
He'd be like, no, I'm killing upstairs. I'm not coming downstairs.
I feel that not with it. I don't know, keep

(01:11:19):
my ass upstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Spencer Pickering and Bradley Pickering who played Little Jack boid burns, Uh,
he knows well. They know side language and they have
they have a series called Singing Time. So he actually
knew what he was doing. He actually knows sight language.
Little Jack says asshole nine times, the most said from

(01:11:43):
a minor in a DreamWorks film.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
When this When I turn this on and I saw DreamWorks,
I don't even realize that besides cartoon yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Either, Speaking of us, did you see that comment somebody
posted about Quibi? They said the CEO from dream Works
left to start quibbe. I said, you need to go
get your job back. Bron. Yeah, that is crazy. That
is in my two weeks. Yeah, I got a new event.
Uh because they said he came originally from Pixar, didn't

(01:12:17):
started dream Works then DreamWorks. I guess the quibi. That's
a hell of a run. I mean it came to
it end quick hand.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Really. Going back to work around twenty three minutes, when
Jack and Dina first meet Bernie Falker, his mom Moses
runs up in humps Dina's leg. Curiously enough, the hero
dog played by Yorkie mixed name Turbine, is actually a female.
To achieve this action, the trainer shook uh the Danners,

(01:12:51):
I don't know her name Danner's plant pant leg and
verbally cute the dog with the phrase get the kiddy.
This prompted UH riginal what the originated? After the trainer
noticed that at home termed like to hump a stuffed
cat toy. The trainer used food UH rewards to condition
the dogs to repeat the behavior on the command that's

(01:13:13):
created as a girl dog, Girl Dogs, the girl dogs. Really,
holy shit, you know a lot about dogs. Bro. Around
thirty one minutes, Bernie and Dustin Hoffman says he has
heard that Jack Rock Robert de Neill character is a
Tom Collins man Tom Collins as well as being a man.
The name of a cocktail mister Elias sam ace Ughem

(01:13:38):
Rostein de Naro used and used at the bank in Casino.
What the first of all, is he Jewish or Italian?
I never got that and he's Jewish that's why he join.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. Voted the twenty fifth
funniest movie of all time Bravos one hundred Funniest movies.
Meet the Parents in twenty fifty two. Damn crazy. I
wonder what was number one? That's a very good question.
Ben Su says yes to make in the sequel, as
he loved filming the first film and extremely powered proud

(01:14:15):
of it. Despite the inflation of busting production budgets versus
the original Meet the Parents movie, this sequel delivered and
improve ROI to make a true Hollywood blockbuster. Ben Stiller
turned down the Garfield Movie in favor to make this film.
Good choice.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Garfield movie would have been good with him minute, Yeah,
because it was not good.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
Yeah, this thing, it's three of them, right, I think so.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
This film, this sequel is foreshadows at the end of
Meet the Parents two thousand and one, Jack Robert de
narotol Dina. The only thing we have to do now
is meet Greg's parents. Yeah, because they He's gonna call
this ship meet the Parents too, the call to meet
the Foxer's Yeah. So NeXT's movie is basically December twenty

(01:15:06):
fifth to the thirty first, which our last movie of
the year from seventy four is Abby, nineteen seventy four
black extra black exportation supernatural horror film about a woman
who's possessed by a urban sex beard. Let me tell
you about that one later. Freeby and the Bean is
a nineteen seventy four buddy cop film That's all you

(01:15:29):
need to know Where the Lily's Bloom In nineteen seventy
four America with Nobody Will Know All Right. Eighty four
is Missus Soffer. It is a drama film directed by
Gillian A. Strong Starr and Diane Keaton and Mel Gibson.
Ninety four IQ's in nineteen ninety four, American romantic film

(01:15:50):
with Meg Ryan in it and Tim Robbins uh Rudy
Yard Kiplin. The jungle Book, the re release the General Book.
I remember the jungle Book. Yeah, I hated that fucking movie.
You hated the jungle Book?

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
Yeah, my mom brought that. She don't take Remember he
didn't like Disney. He was a gangster bro.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
The live action Jo Yeah, in nineteen ninety four. I
think one. Yeah, when it's in the cover and it's
like a random asient, isn't it?

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
No, this is the Yeah, okay, no, the live action.
You remember that cover with the nigga. He's like a
live action jungle Book.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
I remember is the one that just came on not
too long ago with both yourselva playing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
The year before that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
You remember that one. Let's see additional jungle Book nineteen
ninety four.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
He said, I think so that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Oh, it was live action with the Asian. Yeah, I
told you yeah, yeah, I didn't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
As a kid, that was like, bro, why you buy this? Bro?
Then that same dude play lu King that's luking Wow,
drop a bum.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Yeah, I didn't like this. They didn't have you know,
I like the singing and dancing jungle they sing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
They didn't have no singing in their Huh. That's why
I like it as a kid. But oh four you
have fat out The Life Aquatic with Steve ziel I
don't know. It's the action drama with Wes Anderson wrote it.
The Assassination of Richard Nixon, Who the fuck? In Good
Company is two thousand and four romantic comedy. Then This

(01:17:29):
Quaid A Love Song for Bobby Long is the two
thousand four American psychological drama Bobby Long. Twenty fourteen You
got American Sniper? You know that one? Right? Yes? Yeah?
Big Ear Big Eyes Until fourteen is American biopic with
directed by Tim Burton. The Gamblers the two thousand fourteen
American crime drama directed by Rupert Wyatt. It's what Mark

(01:17:52):
Wahlberg in it? The Marvel Girl. Uh, the interview, I
remember the interview right, yeah, yes, Into the Woods was
fourteen American remote musical Fantasy and then Selma and then
Unbroken is a war drama with Angela Jolie. She directed it.
So with that being said, a cousin to the show,
shout out to Wolf. His birthday is December twenty sixth,

(01:18:15):
So if y'all could take a guess or what he picked?
Do you think he picked? Oh? Wait, he gets to pick? Yeah,
why do you get to pick? It is a birthday? Bro?
I had that have sat there and then I got
all along with us.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
What did he pick? I'm hoping he picked? What was
that ship in twenty fourteen?

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
You just said it was an American sniper? American sniper? No,
God damn, I mean jungle No. So originally, this motherfucker
try to get us to watch The Abbey Ship, which
is a black Trotation horror film in nineteen seventy four.
I said, look, I don't run from phase when it

(01:19:01):
comes to film, but if you're gonna pick that, you
gotta come here to do it with because they're not.
And then I try to find the film. It sounds good, nigga.
I took a screenshot of that ship. I was like, bro,
where's the ship? I don't even know if I kept it.
I did not fucking keep it. Let me see where
I can find the ship that hold on do do?

(01:19:25):
Where the fuck? Nigga? Look, it's not even full screen.
What the fuck my name is that that hair bro
nineteen seventy four Styllars. But anyway, so he ends up
picking The Gambler starring uh Mark Warburg, and uh I think, yeah,
it says it's a crime drama, so it sounded good. Okay,

(01:19:51):
but yeah, we end in the year with Mark Warburg
and then also every December, you know, we do what
that boy name Wolf on Wall Street? Oh all right,
so send me your favorite DiCaprio films. We're gonna put
it on Vote Man Show. Does Leonardo DiCaprio have like

(01:20:17):
a legit comedy besides Wolf of Wall Street? No, No,
I don't think he's that kind of guy. That was
I mean, that's probably why it was so good and
so shocking seeing him do that. He was actually funny
in Hollywood Hollywood. Yeah once by the time, that means

(01:20:39):
the right, Yeah, damn okay, yeah all right, yeah, so
shout out anybody got anything else with else? That's it.
That's it. That's all.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Right, Thanksgiving, enjoying the holidays comments, Yeah, I appreciate, matter
of fact, if you can suggest any movies that we
can do that you would like to see, or whatever
the case may be, like share, subscribe, all that good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:13):
Let you know.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
You can't put me in a box when it comes
to review. And I don't duck no films except Demons,
even if I got to be in this bitch with
all these lights coming over to watch a movie with me.
It's cool. It's cool, it's cool, it's cool. There's so
many Yeah, but yeah, we said what was real about
Meet the Foker's starring Ben Stiller and Robert de Nia.

(01:21:36):
I am domus boy. Wait, I don't care if they
didn't call you Larry Poppins. You are completely unfit to
handle a shot. It was Barry Poppins. What kind of
a shick cocktail you're gonna make my grandshot?

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
The baby is teething. I told Greg to give him
some rum to hease the pain.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
It was your idea. Yes, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
People on Denny's car?

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
Look what happened to him? You couldn't follow a simple
set of instructions. Jackie was screaming, so I went in
and I gave him a little attention. Okay, he's learning
to sell sue. These setbacks are disastrous for his development.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
My exaggerated daddy. The child is adorable, but you're not
raising little Buddha over here.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Mom, what are you saying?

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
I'm saying that I've seen that kid eat at least
fifteen boogers since he's been here. And I've got news
for you, Jack, prodigies don't eat their own bookers.

Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
And I have news for you, prodigies don't come in
tenth place every time either.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Okay, I'm sorry people celebrate mediocrity the way you do.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Why because we love our son. We hug our son.
Let's get down to it. The truth is, you are
so concerned about that little Jack, But I think that
it's the little Jack and you who's crying out for
a hug.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
The little Jack and me.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Jack, you have issues. I'm trying to understand why you
run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest.
I mean, when you have a breastfed mom.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Stocks guess is no, do you spare me the drugstore psychology?

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
Everybody, all right, everybody just gonna have to be everybody
just stop. Okay, Jack, I'm not going to make any excuses. Yes,
little Jack wouldn't stop crying. So I gave him some
hugs and I let him watch TV. I went to
answer the phone. I was gone a second.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
I came back in.

Speaker 6 (01:23:12):
He let himself out of the plate pend he put
on scarface, and he glued his hands on the rum bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Okay, that's it. Oh, that's it. Greg just said that's it.
So I feel much better now.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
That's he's asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
He spoke what I think he said, Well, Jack, what
did you just say? His first word mhm

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