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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One of the best parody movies.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I think, So, I mean, I would definitely put it
in the top. It's top ten for sure, maybe top five.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's not much parody movies that's funny than this.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I mean, atom superhero movies and epic and them don't
come close to us.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm gonna say for me, number I don't know. I
can't put it all put them all in order, but
me number one is Spaceballs. That's the first one I've
ever seen. That's the one that introduced me to parody movies. Yeah,
so that ship I saw Spaceball. Yeah, so yeah, that's
number one, and everything else is falls.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It wasn't hilarious. I like, I'm gonna get you a sucker.
It's one of my favorite I'm gonna get your sucker. Yeah,
that's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I'm gonna say that that's funnier, So I'm put too,
And then then I'll probably put a scary movie there.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Three? What is what about?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Oh man, it's funnier than Don't Be a Miss Actually,
don't Benn?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, scary movie two? Four? You're right? Yeah, yeah, Wayne,
the Wayne's brows is in there. They in there. This
is this is the laying they need to bring it back,
although they.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Are Yeah, Scared Movies five or six, whatever, I don't
I'm telling me.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's gonna be. No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Can I get a little cameo or something in the movie.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Can we get a cameo? Can we get everybody's dying
getting stabbed? Were just in the corner?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
So what do you think of Scared movieious? I think
I made it at that point. You know how many
times I go see that movie in theaters they watched
for my part, watch my part.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Taking your grandma? Every week, Bro, everybody, every family is
going to see you see my movie. Let me see
you the Luke.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Somewhere in this house, a secret is very but some
secrets are better left unknown.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I think she's starting to suspect something.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Your wife.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
The people who brought you Scary Movie invite you to
enter the realm of the supernatural. There's a poulter Geist
in this house.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Mother's in here with us, Harris.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
You'd like to leave a message, I'll be sure that
she gets set.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yes, Mom, will you get out of there? Please see
you later, missus Harris.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Every day there's something going on in this house, Professor.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
It grows stronger.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You want to be the man. How do you like
that little pussy?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
But at night it just wants to fool around, So
you want.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
To play.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
The culture guys just growing increasingly more violent, but you
have to destroy it.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
How are we going to destroy something we can't see?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Scary movie too?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Now, let's split up.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
White people always say let's sit up, she's together.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Okay, you three follow me up.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
The US made the Apple? Would Google remove it from
the app store? They can't put it right back in
unless there's the US buyer.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
My thing is, how if I sold somebody my phone?
Clearly I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Log out of my Apple ID when they put their
Apple idea and.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's not going to have the same It's how does
that work? I'm not gonna sell a nigga my information?
Look at your boy? But hockey? Who is that you? Yeah?
Me and they would one? But now but now are
(04:35):
you still going? They're still playing the teams? Yeah? Do
I know what the fun I'm doing?
Speaker 7 (04:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I had to Google because it's a shots? Okay with
the shots? Thank you you didn't money line.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I did some of them, but some of my did
shots was talking to like somebody down in the book
room or you know them niggas is so they signed
m d ms or something.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I made a nigga just in the grocery story. He
was like, yeah, I worked for Caesars.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm like, I'm just talking to him, my oh, what's
your you know who you think is gonna win this weekend?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
He's like, I can't discuss that with you. I'm like what,
I'm like, Bro, I don't care about the bed.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm just having a conversation with Oh okay, well in
that case, I'm like, bro, what the fuck's wrong with
your weird ass?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh man? Yeah, but yeah, this ship for eight hundreds,
so pray for your boy lord. I'm calling off this
motherfucker ahead. I refuse to sit in the cold niggah.
But yeah, you seen Scary? Did you watch skate movie
which work he was supposed to watch?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Yeah I knew he didn't watch that. Yeah he was
supposed to watch skate movie too. Yeah, yeah, you didn't
see the times anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, alright, live from North Las Vegas, walking to save
ors Real.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I am dom.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Cruise boy case boy ill ass always you looked over
there are lit at the camera. Yeah, but yeah, so
I picked a Scary Movie Too or franchise February.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
This is a fourth martyra Wayne Trim. We have reviewed first.
First was Honted House. Second, I was Gonna Get You
suck A. There was Lady Killers second.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Regina Hall of Film. We reviewed first with Scared.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Movie three second shown Wayne Trim. We have reviewed first
one we Get You Sucker second and the fairs. Film
We have reviewed first was Scared Movie three. You watched
this with the kid or you would never let him?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Want to say, I wouldn't say never would you let?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Well? What age is appropriate for? Watch Scare Movie one
where all that white shit came out? Probably like well damn,
I didn't He'll know what that is?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Bro. We was watching Yeah, we was wrestler on TV.
This nigga, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
You watched the wrong wrestler h people.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah that too, and it was a female match. Wrestler
picked her up when you start your face this dude
walked off. You watched Vince McMahon tell a black man like, hey,
what's up my nigga?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You don't want her she wants?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I also even watching the Scary Movie one, I was like,
what is that? I literally thought it was milk, bro,
because in two thousand and what two thousand and one,
two thousand came out?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I was like eight, how was all? Yeah? I was
like eight. I was like, the fuck my milk coming out?
I don't know what going on? And then you know
how you know when you get to school. You know
the nigga that be Knowing Ship, He's like, that's Spurm.
So then you gotta think.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Now I'm on a quest to figure out what the
fuck is spur because I don't know what the fuck
that is. But you would be Butters, Yeah that is Yeah,
you go to the big copies, would be Butters.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, you go to the big homies. That's the fifth grader.
Hey what Spurm? Yeah, it's crazy. Oh my, that would
do it.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
The niggas at school would do it, bro. Oh man,
you know what else is crazy?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Like back then?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I mean like when you watching TV Cribs or whatever,
maybe like this is where the magic happened. Oh yeah,
me as a little kid, I'm like they doing there?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeahs is going on? What in the doctor strange is
going on? Yeah? We will be something like salad. It's
where the magic.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Oh you remember when the good kids, the good boys
when the nigga is like he's had a deal though,
or like something fell.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Kissed the doll, there's like none on the doll.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
No, but yeah, this film stars directors Kenan Ways, uh
really nobody else, Uh, Tory Spelling and Natasha and Loin.
This is our second Natasha Layin film. We overviewed too,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So in the bar Well.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Budget, Tim Kerry, Tim Curry, Yeah, you've seen his fim
in theaters.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Was this highly anticipated by anybody.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Like when it was dropping? Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I don't remember knowing about it until I saw it
on like probably DVD or HBO or whatever.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Yeah, that makes sense. Budget forty five million. Do you
think they did one forty.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Five ro under? It was one hundred and forty five?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
No, no, No, budget was forty five forty five. What
do you think the box office was over one forty
five or under one forty five over over?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I'm gonna go with under under one forty one? Yeah damn. Yeah.
Still that's no, it's not that change their money on
the on the back end.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So in the World of Cats and Dogs Kissed the
Dragon Scare movie to Ai Artificial Intelligence, The Fast and
Ferious Shout Out Doctor Doolittle, Two, lower Craft turmb Raider,
Shrek The First One, Atlantis, The Lost Empire, Baby Boy,
Where the Stupid Baby?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Why wasn't that up for voting? Because this is franchise February.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah, I want to say like seven or six,
So seven number, you're gonna pick seven?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's top three for sure, I'm thinking. Okay, I'm gonna
go with three.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Okay, so seven is lower Craft Tumbraider. Three you said
is AI Artificial Intelligence debuts number two, twenty million in
box office?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
It stays in the box office from July fourth to
July nineteenth, only a couple of weeks for some reason,
but it never it stays in the top It stays
in the top one in four week and then stays
in the top ten. Took this theatrical run July nineteenth
for making eight hundred thousand dollars this week here Movie
to Cats and Dogs and Kid and Kiss the Dragon
(11:04):
debut same weekend.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
What you're paying for? I remember Catching? Yeah? I remember
that one too. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Which one am I paying for? I mean, of course? Right, Yeah,
you're gonna sneak into Katain do I guess?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah? I feel you ever seen dolls right now? I
probably I got to see the cover poster. I you
asked me if this was anticipated, Yes, I and I
did see this one. And I don't know. My mind
is not here right now. I'm being I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Ready for the week to be over. Yes, I did
see this in theater. Yeah, yes, it was anticipated. The
first one I was not. I't of course, That's what
I'm thinking. I didn't know about the first one. I
didn't see the first one had.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
A second one.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, So critics give this thirteen percent, obviously haters
hater audience gives it fifty two percent.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
The audiences too. Yeah, Ship like an eighty Ship one
of the best parody movies.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I think, so, I mean, I would definitely put it
in the top. It's top ten for sure, maybe top five.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's not much parody movies that's funny than this. I mean,
automn superhero movies and epic and them. Ships don't come
close to us.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh, I'm gonna say for me, number I don't know.
I can't put it all put them all in order,
But for me, number one is Spaceballs. That's the first
one I've ever seen. That's the one that introduced me
to parody movies. Yeah, so that ship I saw Spaceball? Yeah,
(12:47):
so yeah, that's number one, and everything else is falls.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Baseball isn't hilarious. I like, I'm gonna get you a second,
get your sue. That's okay.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
So I'm gonna say that that's funnier. So other two,
and then I'll probably put a scary movie there.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Three? What is it? What about?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Oh man, it's funnier than Don't be an Actually, don't
be a minutes funny, Yeah, minister scary movie two?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Four? You're right? Yeah, yeah, Wayne the Wayne's brows is
in there. They in there.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
This is this is the laying they need to bring
it back, although they are.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, scared movies five or six, whatever, I don't telling me.
It's just gonna be.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Can I get a little cameo or something in the movie.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Can we get a cameo? Can we get everybody's dying
getting stabbed? We just in the corner?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
So what do you think of scary movieious? I think
I made it at that point.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You know how many times I go see that movie
in theaters and watch for my part, watch my part,
taking your grandma every week.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Bro, everybody everything going to let me see you. Let's
go right.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
So yeah, Kamel the Diva says, uh, I guess our
platform is called three Black Chicks review shout out to them.
It says the scary part is the sequel was made
goddamn for black women, y'all. Hayten, It says original score
zero out of five. This was July nine, two thousand
(14:31):
and one, so five days after the film came out.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Damn zeros, that's.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Why they probably no longer hear never heard them chicks.
Matthew Rozas says, Scary Movie two is in definitely on
every artistic and comedic level, yet I still stand up
for its fans. One point five out of four. April
twenty six, twenty one, twenty years after the film.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah are you feeling.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah and filter the the reviews either so two and
a half stars out of five. Not funny, just gross
and rushed. December nineteenth, twenty eleven, So ten years prequel
is Scared Movie. Obviously, sequel is Scared Movie three, which
was made without the waynes Bros m v P.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I got like Shorty or showing bro I got a.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Little yeah, yeah, yeah, what is his name? I don't
know that guy popular?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Really? Yeah? He was in something what's that movie?
Speaker 7 (15:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I've never seen an ouseide that Kevin Roy.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
He was the one that broke out in the in
the highs. Wookie woollie, Wookie will.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I never seen nothing that nigga been in. Bro, you've
never seen you have a job. You've seen there's something
about me?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Oh okay, what was he? I feel like that niggas
the pirate off Dodgeball.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Chris Elliott is his name. You've never seen cabin boy.
He was just on the boat.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh man, Okay, you ever seen what Adam Salem was
on the boat? Uh? No, that was like one of
his overboard or something like that, one of his first movies.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
But let me see hold on, let me let me
see you something about Mary. Uh you've seen Groundhog today?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah? He was the cameraman. He was in the first
scary movie.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
That's not the cameraman, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, ok yeah, yeah.
He was in Moses Jones. Oh no, you didn't love
Mosas Jones? They sure they shouldn't. By high school?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeahs before Wow Out movie five Dance flick. He was
a naughty professor to dance. Flick is funny, bro y'all
know you keep looks like we only got two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
In the everything else like TV. Yeah yeah that.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
So whos is more important to uh an affairs or
John Wayne's affairs?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
The movies that trademark? Yeah, like I heard she made
a lot of money for these movies like for I
don't know if it was the second one going forward
or the third one going forward, but she made a
lot of money.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Her and Regina Hall. Yeah, so who's more important to
the Regina Hall? Her? Now, I'm gonna say both of them.
That's their staple. Care Yeah sure you on the map? Yeah,
Reginall was more important.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Because I mean like when we first got introduced in
The Best Man, Yeah, she was a tripper.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, it was like nothing. And then when we first
got what did we get into? This is how we
got introduced? Yeah, Ferris right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I'm just saying, like.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
When you like run back her Regina Hall's catalog, see
her serious? Well yeah, you see her serious, but also
at the same time you see her like this is
her acting style.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Basically, it's like you think they've never been got that.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
What's kind of ship? She's goofy and almost every role.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, I didn't know. It's not like this, bro.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Not but don't you see flashes of it in almost
every role?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
But I'm not I don't know what think like a man,
I don't see what's her character? In her name? Goddamn,
I forgot her name.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I don't remember, but I don't know. I can't tell
you what.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
You don't know Cindy what was her name? Cindy? But
that's because they based her off.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Marla Wais. Oh that's what. Okay, that's what buddy who
I don't know you you know that because your friend?
It was like it better tucked in bro again. As
a kid, I'm like, what is this guy doing? Oh? Man?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, I want you to ship down your mouth talk
to me. Yeah, so irrelevant scene or character, anybody.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Got everything kind of flo It's funny. Yeah, I see
they tried to tackle like all the scary yeah right
yeah one time. Yeah for me, there was no relevance.
I'm gonna say Tim Curry, yeah, loky, yeah, dude.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
In the wheelchair. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
I was literally thinking that it didn't need both. It
didn't really didn't I do it myself.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
And they threw the glasses seeing that ship on his face?
What need the teacher's day? Yeah, but he could have
just need to be a teacher. Yeah, you're right, they
don't need to be. That was pretty irrelevant. He really was.
You who said it was in college at that point? Yeah,
it was in college.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah, oh this is even though how the the short
to get to college?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
He just win maybe the community college. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I found it funny though. It was just sucking dude,
like the wheelchair. Even he was taking shots to himself.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
He was.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It was like, I'm gonna just run upstairs and jump
into my Like what I'm gonna walk away? Let me
use that one day against who the person that they
pissed me off? Damn a run down on.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Your conversation with the other day about he was like,
I don't know how the hell this ship got here,
but he was. I was telling him just like, hey man,
better watch out on all these goddamn guns.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Man.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
He was like, oh, no, Trump is gonna sign something
to where you could carry your gun in all fifty
states or some shit.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Why would he need it? Though? And I'm like why
would you want to do that? Thank you?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
And then I was like, why don't you just sign
something to where be legal to fight? Not too many
can fight.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I want to start being nicer. There you go one
hundred percent. Now I know, keep it one hundred.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I don't want to fight every day, so I'm gonna
make sure my attitude is right before I walk out
the door, because I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Have to have a fist fight every day.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Maybe some days I might wake up and choose violence,
but every day, you know, and see.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
How you can do that. You can just fight.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
A cop has to be there and watch by Hey,
hold on, can I get an officer around here?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah? I got like ten minutes before I started whopping.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Or taking to Terry Springer crazy. But yeah, like that
would change one thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
You're gonna be in a much better moved because you
were like you, I really want to have to fight
somebody this day. Let me just let me fix my attitude.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Imagine you know, your boss going off on you working,
You're just like, you know what, bro, that's how it bro,
that's how it was all right? Then fix your motherfucking
told what were you talking to that? I wasn't Old West.
It was you know, shoot right fast. No, no, no,
(22:44):
I'm not fast.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Don't talk see you at New my nigga oh man.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
But anyway, conversation came Hockey. He was like, would you
punch a guy in a wheelchair? And I was like,
depends on what he did, right exactly. Yeah, his hands
is ready for everything. Yeah, for everybody, for real, It's
a reason, Chris.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Rock says, the reason to punch everybody.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Yeah, like I gotta punch you, Like even if my
girl got into a fight, I gotta jump in the
bitch ass.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
M fucking like Detroit. The commanders did Detroit and they
got a nere to pull out the belt. All that
winning for nothing, motherfuckers. Lifespan for this movie forever right forever.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Yeah yeah, until they make something, if they could make
something better.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
I'm still gonna watch this, though I don't know the
chances of them making something better. It's really slim to nothing,
Like I feel like one is goading. Yeah of course, yeah.
Two is funny. Yeah, but it's not funnier than one. Yeah,
but it has a lot more funny parts. Yeah, no,
I know what you mean though, Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Uh,
(24:02):
for the love of Money for eight hours Gary movie
one and two or three and.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Four, one and two, Yeah, one and two for sure.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah that yeah, funny moments that I got is just uh.
The opening scene still has me dying with the people
singing mystical all off beating.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Ship, take your ass, watch yourself? What's up my nigga?
Didn't they say nigga in there? Yeah? Yeah, maybe that
wasn't as serious as it is now.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
The parent probably want a piece of that sweet assent
and then you like ship it he gave us that
parent was go toed to the clown.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Hey, that's not your finger, my finger, don't go there. Hilarious, bro.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Dress Yeah yeah, where'd you get your dress from?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Right? I got this ship? Yeah exactly, I got Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
But people in calling Sean gay though. You know what
I'm saying now, it's the stigma dress and all this.
It is one person that like dodge him and Joanna.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Man, you wanta she never had a dress on, did she?
I thought she was just a hoop? Remember she had
a dress on when they went to dinner. Yeah, I
don't know, bro, I don't know. That's when we got
in to cut you crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, man, I love you.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Oh yeah, uh, then they're about to get that nigga
papstmere yeah uh But anyway, Yeah, when I shortly got
rolled up into a blunt that was hilarious. It was
a lot going on in the fact in a short
amount of time. What else is there? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Watching him? Never mind them commercials just be hard. That's
what really bad on top. You've never seen one of them.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
I seen the Vents one and I liked that one,
The Vents one and Richard Jefferson one.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I was just asking them, when did streaming really take off?
One year? Two thousands, like fifteen? So when did you
get rid of cable for me?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
While I lived with my grandmother still she recently just
got rid of cable, So I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Know why he ain't gonna be out.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah, she ain't gonna be able to maneuver through all
these apps, and she's not gonna pay for all these apps.
But yeah, twenty nineteen officially when I moved out my own, Yeah,
I was done with cable bro. But I had to
figure out way to watch regular cable like shows that
come out because I watched The Rookie that should be
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on Hulu. It won't drop to two in the morning,
so I don't get to watch live TV like that
on like shit like that, said Hulu.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
The fucking Windy's networks, who said that? You said that?
What's wrong Wendy's. Nothing's wrong with what I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
It's like Netflix, right, king like McDonald's. You think everyone
doesn't fucking like McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, you know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Really mess with them, but it's just the biggest everyone knows.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
It convenient in twenty five guys and then the fuck
they do got five guys prices?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
And then I was just going by like based on
just like you know, popular and also how long they've
been around, you know, And I said, uh, Prime is
like Burger King. It's like it's it's been around forever there,
you know, some people fuck with it. Some people don't
never gonna be as popular as as McDonald's in and out,
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and then motherfucking Hulu it's been there about the same
amount of time. Yeah, but it's just like and that's Wendy's,
you know, every now and then they hit you with
some hot ship. That's that foe for four, that's the Strawberry.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Frosty speaking you know who got the best five dollars
meal jack in the box.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You see that ship on board.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
The craziest so so basically, bro, you pay your five dollars,
they hit you with an entree like whatever. It's like
a double jack burger, a breakfast jack, a chicken sandwich,
and a junior bacon cheeseburger. Then you pick your side.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
You can pick two sides, double fries, double curly fries,
five mini tacos, and then something else.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, then you get your drink. Yeah, bro, I've been
turning that ship up every day. Let me put a
different one. Let me get a hash brown, not bad
at all for real.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Cracking jokes about me in jacking box. Just love jacket
Box because you eat the most craziest ship. A taco
on top of a burger with a fucking fish on it.
Let me eat that. That looked fire. Bro, I'm not
gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I used to uh take the taco and put it
on top of like the chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
You like the fish? What the taco? And is just
crazy crazy work?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
What was your surfing turf? Remember he don't even go
to long drawn silver. Get something?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
What was it? And you throw it on a burger.
Oh no, I didn't throw it on a burger.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
But I would go to because Long John Silver and
A and W used to be and I would get
the burger from A in W and then I get.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Some clamstrips from too Much John.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Silver and a ten piece shrump. I just eat them separately.
I didn't put them together.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I don't give a fuck how I never eat that's
just disgusted. Yeah, that ship, Hey, Fresh Fries is pretty good. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Act like I'm not saying it's quality seafood, just like
I'm not from it. If I'm like I'm really craving Mexican,
I'm not going to fucking Taco Bell.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
But Taco Bell is still good.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
But I mean, like, if I'm saying I really want seafood,
I'm not pulling up the Long John Silver when you
go put up the just you know, if I want im,
I'm hungry and it's and it's there. If that one
was still on Craig, I would go. I was the
only one keeping the lights on that.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I used to floating that sandwich.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Bro good bro. They did. You can't find no other
place that has like you can go to bouter at
A and W and bouter. There's another one.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I want to say. It's just past the state line.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna stop next time I go. As a
matter of fact, I'm going to this nigga February February.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Damn this nigga. I'ma stop on a m W on
the way. You're going in the red car? Uh no,
probably rental car.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
The fuck is you.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Telling everybody what? Okay? Now, somebody gonna pull up on
me in traffic? All did I say the make model year?
That's why I said the red car. It's just gonna
be looking for a big ball man in the red car.
Your windows ten? Yeah, what's that mean? They can't see you?
Did that? Five pop? You're going in the red car? Okay?
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You don't have me? Man, Well, if you make it,
you become a legend and podcast streaming numbers going up.
My body different, I'm breathing different. I believe it. You
got some holes in you sh but uh, anybody else
trying anything else? Else? Funny? Oh? I mean it's yeah.
I know.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
You got to the scene in the wheelchair when he
was giving himself.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Uh, the whole back and forth between the yeah yeah,
clown schmarpe.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, uh what else There's the whole back and forth
between little Hand and wheelchair Man, and then, of course,
I mean to me, the funniest part of the movie
is the dinner scene.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Oh yeah. He's like, my man, I'll just cut it myself.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
You know, you just when you blew the turkey, you
gotta really just stuff it there.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I'm not even holding no more on a ledge. When
he was on the ledge, it was like, I'll just
drop fuck it.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Yeah, before you came in, because Nigga Don was talking
or whatever said, I was like, I left the door
a lot for you. He was like, oh, that's cool.
If somebody break in here, I'm full of the restaurant.
Whooped they ass I must say. I got COVID.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, o his mouth like, go covid. I'm
coughing his mouth. That's the death sentence.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Now, we ain't gonna kill you, but we're gonna put
you in this room with him. He got COVID and
then wrap up notes. I just got it like one.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Like I said, I would have just felt in that situation.
He can't feel anything anyway. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
And the parodies that they did was House on the
Haunter Hill, Doctor Terror, House of Horror, The Extorcist, Legend
of Hell House, The Rocky Rocky Shop of Horror, Picture
An Enemyville Horror, The Chingling, Polter Guys, Blood Bath and
House on Death and A Nightmare on m Street, Ghostbusters
By at the Thirteenth, The New Beginning, Rocky four, Red Heat,
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High Spirits, Roadhouse, Days.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Of Thunder, and Jamunji Right Scary Movie Right.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
The Facts about the film I Got is The Wayne
Brows have said that this sequel was not as strong
as the movie because the Mention Films wanted it released
within the year after Scary Movies two Thousands released, they
felt it was too rush Due to the success of
the first third, the Mintion film rushed production on the
film they get it released as soon as possible, which
resulted in the film being completely in the span of
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only nine months, and it all included pre production, production
post production, which is unusually short amount of time for
a film.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
To be completed. That's crazy, It really is crazy, really
better than one. Yeah wow man, uh yeah yeah, I
feel you out.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Around four minutes, James Wood improvises the line fuck this
when follow mcpheelly first sees the possessed girl. As a
promotional gimmick, rolls of the poll of paper were commissioned
adorned with the movie logo with the line says nothing
like a good number two at around five minutes. The
tongue used in the spoof of The Exorcist of nineteen
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seventy three was the actual tongue used in nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
This is more crazy. Marlon Brando was initially supposed to
be Father McFeeley after meeting Keena ilan Wayns and finding
that a kinship with his brand of comedy. He was
paid two million dollars to be in the movie, and
he even shot some of the scenes. He was being
fed his lines through a radio earpiece. Granted that he
was very ill at the time and he needed oxygen
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baally at the time during the film, and Brando was
ready to do the rather the toilet scene to be
to bless the House, but he got sick halfway through
the filming and wasn't able to finish. James Wood was
recast and reshot the scene. Natashallin owns the VHS copy
of the dailies.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
With her and Brando crazy. That is originally rated NC seventeen.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
The scene where Tory Spilling had sex with the ghosts
had to be cut out about a third of its
original leaf as for our rating. Director Kenana Wayns was
very upset about this because there was really nothing that
the scenes was warranted anything more than the rated R.
He also felt he was targeted by the MPPA for
harsher things that he did in the first Scared Movie.
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The tagline for Scared Movie two thousand was no mercy,
no shame, no sequel. The original tagline for this movie
was relied, but it was changed to more morales, more malice,
more shameless. This is the last film in the franchise
evolved by director ken Ian Ways and actors Cold creators
Marlon and Sean Fall and Scare Movie two executives Bob
(36:53):
Weinstein and Harvey Weinstein fired the Waynes from their Scary
Move franchise at the request and the pay raise and
then sto the Wayns concept pitch They made you then
about Scare Movie three. The Ways didn't even find out
that they were let go until they read the trades
on Christmas Eve two thousand and one, and the Merrimax's
going ahead with Scary Movie three with with a different
(37:15):
grand team.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
That's crazy to read. You don't even know you're about
to start working on scam move three. I find out
you fired. That's one of those things when you scan
the door and it don't let you in. All at them.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yeah, oh that was your mom ship. Christina Aguilera and
Brittany Spiels turned down the Road from Magan boardees Hm
crazy An.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Affairs, Regina Hall, Sean Ways, and Marlon Wains are the
only character reprise the roles from the previous film, even
though the characters all died in the first one.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I don't remember that the remember in the movie they
all die. No, in the movie theater, Uh, Brenda does die.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Yeah. Remember Uh Marlin's character got staff he did as
the frad House.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah. Oh sh Sun they killed him, remember that's.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Why at the end that yeah, making Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
And then Affairs died. I don't remember that. Oh she
got hit at the end, right. Oh no, that was
this movie were we all waited for. Yeah. Uh, then
Sean got staffed, for sure. I remember that one. It
was like waits bro. It was a good movie, imber. Yeah.
(38:36):
Uh so, According to Tory, spiller.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Her character Alex Monday, was originally one of the leads
that was to survive the film. However, after refusing to
do the scene where she had to be top of this,
Mitchell Films cut her out of more than half the movie,
which is why Alex was randomly killed off in the
second act. After that, her role was simply known as
a cameo, even though she was originally in three fourths
of the film and even top villain.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
The part of the cast m Anybody that Loves Any
Loss Worse Game movie.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Too classic Wayne's Brothers. Can't wait to see what they
do with the with the rights back and fuck Harvey
Way scene?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Who uh do you like it? Mm hmm, but I
feel like it's still not backing drop five? Damn? Yeah?
Did Shades the blackest? H? Did you see that? Yeah? Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
The girl that was in the movie that played the
main check whatever I would smash, Yeah, but she seemed
like she'd be annoying it.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
That that's something's happened.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
Yeah. And I like Marlin, yeah, but I didn't like
really Marlon being on its own and yeah that subtype Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, that was actually funny. Yeah, that was funny. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
So that's why I'm like, well, ship, I hope it's
not just Marlin just of course the running Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Want hopefully I think they are coming back.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah you got to that's what you think Keman would
direct it? Yeah, either that or Marlin mm hmm yeah,
but yeah, thank you for joining us. We said, what
was really about scharable two?
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Starting Wayne's Marlon Wayne Tory spellings like it, uh, Regina
Hall and affairs.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
I've been dumb. Cruise your boy, case your boy. It
was always made sure you like to share and all that.
Tell a friend or tell a friend, alright, cut cool?
Speaker 7 (40:51):
Who likes some appetizers?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
That's what I like to hear. Hey there good? Oh yeah,
and so soft and warm? Ray Oh, I'm.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Sorry, my bad as a rustious Thank you, my child.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I made them by hand. Oh okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
I think the tailors are just about done.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
I'm just gonna give them one quick wisk here m
h okay, now began, all right, now it's time for
the turkey.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Oh what a beautiful hey, hey man, w aren't you
just relaxing? Just let me do that for you. It's
my pleasure. But what a nice young man, to offer.
Let me give you a little pinch there. Come on.
Speaker 7 (41:54):
You know a lot of people are kind of intimidated
about making a turkey, but really it's very simple. You
just have to know the anatomy of a turkey in
it's got over here, just the tiniest little stinkhole, but
it's big enough to get your hand right up inside
of good.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Stuff, the shit out of them.
Speaker 7 (42:15):
I cook it with all the giblets, the penises and
the jinies. And now a lot of people like to
base their turkeys, but I use this.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I looked like that and get into the little hanging
hind a hole that's nothing good.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
I don't know what the hell that is, but I
look at anyway up and down, and then I liked
up that.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Right on there.
Speaker 7 (42:42):
However, man, you's got one of these gonna pull that off,
and bamn, that just kicks it up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
All right. I think that's almost ready, aim, And
Speaker 7 (42:53):
Then we bring it to the town, good hard who's
ready for a wing