December 27, 2021 • 7 mins
When an obsession with Santa becomes so involved, a woman's twisted idea of Christmas eve takes creepy to a whole nother level! Ever wonder who is whispering in your ear in the night? Well stop, because it's really weird!
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(00:04):
Hey, Mom, did you hearthat? Hear what? Bit? It
sounds like something magical is happening outside, But the winter winds whooping at the
trees and the fire crackling, itwas very hard to hear. And why
is that so magical? Lisa?Did you hear it that time? I
did? But what exactly do youthink is rap tap tapping on our podcast?
(00:26):
Or I don't know? Mom?Why don't you just see if you
insist? Oops? Did I saymagical? I meant monstrous? Mary?
Twelve Days of Christmas? Are youready for a story? Lisa? Yeah,
(01:00):
there is something you've got for Christmas. You didn't tell anybody. I
didn't. You got a goose?You've got a Christmas goose? You did?
I got a little puppy. He'sa German shepherd and Bermuda shepherd mix.
He's really really cute, very sweet, and his name is Goose because
(01:25):
he's our wingman. Right. Yeah, yeah, so you might hear him
from time to time. He isnapping right now so much. He's so
cute other than Chucky, would yousay he is one of the best Christmas
presents you got? Yeah? Okay, good now, Hey, guys,
are you ready for a story.It's called Christmas Is Coming. It's by
(01:51):
Gianna l. Grandi, and itwas actually published in the Apex magazine in
twenty fifteen. This Chris Minnesota,Lisa is probably going to be the creepiest
thing that you have ever heard.And it's only two hundred and fifty words
of pure creepiness. Wow, doyou think you're gonna get creeped? Probably?
(02:16):
Let's get on with the story.Don't read it. You can't read
it when I'm gonna read it toyou. Sorry, Mom, It's okay.
Each year I watch you sleep,I like that you're still and breathing
(02:37):
and quiet, and it's a gameto keep you that way. Sometimes I'll
move closer, carefully, carefully,running a finger across your sleeve, touching
my tongue to your hair, lettingmy beard brush your for your head if
(03:00):
I can. If I think youwon't wake, I'll open a drawer.
I'll press a thumb into the contentsand smile that you will wear my touch
unknowing on your bare skin. MaybeI'll open a closet. Maybe i'll move
(03:22):
something on the dresser just a little. Maybe you'll notice I like that you
might not the cookies I'll eat,because why not. I think about you
slumbering in the other room and lickthe crumbs from my fingers. I'll hold
(03:42):
the plate on my lap, letit rest there. Eventually I'll fill your
stocking. Each gift I'll handle carefullyand tenderly. I'll picture you in the
morning, finding what I've left.And sometimes I'll have to pause and catch
my breath. I'll think about thistime last year, and the year before.
(04:04):
Each year is better than the last. Before I leave, I take
a last look at you. Imight whisper to you. I might lean
close to your face and breathe hotinto your ear. Merry Christmas, see
you next year. Ho ho ho. And that's creepy. It was really
(04:40):
really weird. So like what yeah, so people do weird things. And
that was supposed to be some kindof Santa love letter that somebody wrote.
Why would you do that? Idon't know, but some people have an
obsession with Santa. Yeah, soit was published, dude, that's what
(05:02):
I said, I told you inthe beginning. Oh yeah, yeah,
girl, No, that's who wroteit, and like, nothing against you,
nothing against her. It was publishedin the Apex magazine. But that's
some very strong poetry, creepy poetry. Yeah, so there it is,
(05:27):
one, two and three, Lisa. I know, I don't know why
that is saying. I was like, okay, did never just do it,
Chris Minnis that it just didn't work. You're very tired, aren't you
(05:53):
very? It's officially one am.It's ten minutes until one am. Gotta
step those ten minutes, you gottas. You gotta stay up those ten minutes.
Yes, so if we can dothis on New Year's Eve, we'll
actually rock it. I don't thinkwe've stayed up on New Year's Eve for
lazy I have I you whatever,I'm amazing, you are amazing. Anyways,
(06:19):
we love you guys. Thank you. We'll see you tomorrow for another
Chris minnisode. Bye bye, mGingle bells some good smell. Beware of
(06:46):
mister Gray crampas steals children's sends andescapes Sun Santus Like, hey, merry, Chris Minnicode
Hey, Mom, did you hearthat? Hear what? Bit? It
sounds like something magical is happening outside, But the winter winds whooping at the
trees and the fire crackling, itwas very hard to hear. And why
is that so magical? Lisa?Did you hear it that time? I
did? But what exactly do youthink is rap tap tapping on our podcast?
(00:26):
Or I don't know? Mom?Why don't you just see if you
insist? Oops? Did I saymagical? I meant monstrous? Mary?
Twelve Days of Christmas? Are youready for a story? Lisa? Yeah,
(01:00):
there is something you've got for Christmas. You didn't tell anybody. I
didn't. You got a goose?You've got a Christmas goose? You did?
I got a little puppy. He'sa German shepherd and Bermuda shepherd mix.
He's really really cute, very sweet, and his name is Goose because
(01:25):
he's our wingman. Right. Yeah, yeah, so you might hear him
from time to time. He isnapping right now so much. He's so
cute other than Chucky, would yousay he is one of the best Christmas
presents you got? Yeah? Okay, good now, Hey, guys,
are you ready for a story.It's called Christmas Is Coming. It's by
(01:51):
Gianna l. Grandi, and itwas actually published in the Apex magazine in
twenty fifteen. This Chris Minnesota,Lisa is probably going to be the creepiest
thing that you have ever heard.And it's only two hundred and fifty words
of pure creepiness. Wow, doyou think you're gonna get creeped? Probably?
(02:16):
Let's get on with the story.Don't read it. You can't read
it when I'm gonna read it toyou. Sorry, Mom, It's okay.
Each year I watch you sleep,I like that you're still and breathing
(02:37):
and quiet, and it's a gameto keep you that way. Sometimes I'll
move closer, carefully, carefully,running a finger across your sleeve, touching
my tongue to your hair, lettingmy beard brush your for your head if
(03:00):
I can. If I think youwon't wake, I'll open a drawer.
I'll press a thumb into the contentsand smile that you will wear my touch
unknowing on your bare skin. MaybeI'll open a closet. Maybe i'll move
(03:22):
something on the dresser just a little. Maybe you'll notice I like that you
might not the cookies I'll eat,because why not. I think about you
slumbering in the other room and lickthe crumbs from my fingers. I'll hold
(03:42):
the plate on my lap, letit rest there. Eventually I'll fill your
stocking. Each gift I'll handle carefullyand tenderly. I'll picture you in the
morning, finding what I've left.And sometimes I'll have to pause and catch
my breath. I'll think about thistime last year, and the year before.
(04:04):
Each year is better than the last. Before I leave, I take
a last look at you. Imight whisper to you. I might lean
close to your face and breathe hotinto your ear. Merry Christmas, see
you next year. Ho ho ho. And that's creepy. It was really
(04:40):
really weird. So like what yeah, so people do weird things. And
that was supposed to be some kindof Santa love letter that somebody wrote.
Why would you do that? Idon't know, but some people have an
obsession with Santa. Yeah, soit was published, dude, that's what
(05:02):
I said, I told you inthe beginning. Oh yeah, yeah,
girl, No, that's who wroteit, and like, nothing against you,
nothing against her. It was publishedin the Apex magazine. But that's
some very strong poetry, creepy poetry. Yeah, so there it is,
(05:27):
one, two and three, Lisa. I know, I don't know why
that is saying. I was like, okay, did never just do it,
Chris Minnis that it just didn't work. You're very tired, aren't you
(05:53):
very? It's officially one am.It's ten minutes until one am. Gotta
step those ten minutes, you gottas. You gotta stay up those ten minutes.
Yes, so if we can dothis on New Year's Eve, we'll
actually rock it. I don't thinkwe've stayed up on New Year's Eve for
lazy I have I you whatever,I'm amazing, you are amazing. Anyways,
(06:19):
we love you guys. Thank you. We'll see you tomorrow for another
Chris minnisode. Bye bye, mGingle bells some good smell. Beware of
(06:46):
mister Gray crampas steals children's sends andescapes Sun Santus Like, hey, merry, Chris Minnicode
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