January 1, 2022 • 6 mins
In this Final Christmas Episode we read an email to Santa from a Naughty little girl. Do you think she deserves a Blackberry?
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(00:03):
Hey, Mom, did you hearthat? Hear? What? Bit?
It sounds like something magical is happeningoutside, But the winter winds whooping at
the trees and the fire crackling,it was very hard to hear. And
why is that so magical? Lisa? Did you hear it that time?
I did? But what exactly doyou think is rap tap tapping on our
(00:23):
podcast door? I don't know,Mom. Why don't you just see?
If you insist? Oops? DidI say magical? I meant monstrous?
Mary? Twelve days of Christmas?Are you ready for a story? Hey?
(00:50):
Everybody? Hey, here we areagain. Here we are back for
another Chris men is so on numberseven and finally we're getting there. I
know, right, I know thatsounds really bad. I actually like doing
him. I shouldn't complain. Yeah, I think they're fun. Mom?
(01:11):
So far? How has winter breakthen? For you? Did? She
did the best painting ever? Shefinished it today? She didn't great.
It's a Chucky painting. It's apainting at the doll she got for Christmas.
She sat down on Christmas morning andshe started to draw Chucky exactly the
way her doll is, his faceand everything. And then she's played two
(01:36):
version. The child's played two versionand then she painted it and today she
finished and she showed me and Iwas like, oh my god, let's
sell it on the website. Andshe was like, no, Mom,
never, I wanted to keep himfor myself. But I think it's so
cool. Okay, we'll post apicture and see what people think of it.
(01:57):
Yeah, you want to do that, Yeah, yeah, get some
feedback. Yeah, I love that. It's a really good picture. It's
on a big canvas. Oh,the biggest campus. What's the size.
I don't know. It's like tenby twelve or something. I think it's
a big one. I'm not sure. It's okay, let me start by
asking you a question. Oh,what are you ready for a story?
(02:22):
Are you ready for a story?It's got a story. Why I eat
chocolate cake? This one is shortalso, but it's actually it's kind of
cute and kind of funny. Cuteand funny. It is cute and funny,
and it's also on that scary fourKids. I really like that really
website. Yeah, it's cute.I'm just gonna get to it. It's
(02:42):
gonna be the miniest min a Christyminnesot whatever. How do you email Santa
Claus. This letter to Santa waswritten by a young girl named Mikita who
lives in the UK. Her motherfound it on her computer and when she
read it, she forwarded it tothe local newspaper. Soon, magazines and
(03:04):
newspapers across the world were reporting theletter, claiming that the girl had taken
a timeless tradition for kids and broughtit to a scary, creepy and disturbing
new level. WHOA what that's creepy? So I hate when newspapers do that.
Do you want to hear her letter? Yes? This is Dear Santa.
(03:31):
This Christmas. I don't ask formuch, so if I don't get
at least two of these things Iwant, I will literally kill you.
Do you understand? Oh? Also, I will hunt down your reindeers,
cook them and serve their meat tohomeless people on Christmas Day. Nobody wants
(03:52):
that. So here's what I want. Number one a BlackBerry? What number
two? Austin mahone or Justin Bieberthe real ones? Money, Laura knitted
thirty three jumper high top Converse.Remember two of these or you die?
(04:15):
Love from Mikita, Janelle Austin XOXO Afterwards, the young girl was interviewed
and said, I was very angrybecause I thought I wasn't going to get
all the presents I wanted this year. Even though my mom found the note,
I still think I will get mostof the things I want. I
don't see any problem with the email. I just want all of the things,
(04:39):
and I don't see why I shouldn'tget them. What the hell?
Sorry, what the heck? Thatis a really violent letter to Santa Claus.
Yeah, well, cook your inEurope, Holy cow, let's give
it to her. Maybe she heknows people eat deer. Maybe they hunt.
(05:01):
True, so you can't be madthat she knows that you're supposed to
eat a reindeer, you know,but seriously, that's really kind of crazy.
I wonder how old this girl is. It didn't say in the beginning
how old she was. Huh wow, poor Santa. Even watch out,
dude, Holy cow, I thinkthat kid's getting a sack of coal and
(05:23):
Crampus is coming to collect her head. All right, and that's all for
today. Merry Chris minnesode Chris Minnoe. Bye, gingle girls, some good
(05:44):
smell, beware allness, Gray Crampassteals children's sens and escapes Sun Santus like
hey, merry chris Minnicode
Hey, Mom, did you hearthat? Hear? What? Bit?
It sounds like something magical is happeningoutside, But the winter winds whooping at
the trees and the fire crackling,it was very hard to hear. And
why is that so magical? Lisa? Did you hear it that time?
I did? But what exactly doyou think is rap tap tapping on our
(00:23):
podcast door? I don't know,Mom. Why don't you just see?
If you insist? Oops? DidI say magical? I meant monstrous?
Mary? Twelve days of Christmas?Are you ready for a story? Hey?
(00:50):
Everybody? Hey, here we areagain. Here we are back for
another Chris men is so on numberseven and finally we're getting there. I
know, right, I know thatsounds really bad. I actually like doing
him. I shouldn't complain. Yeah, I think they're fun. Mom?
(01:11):
So far? How has winter breakthen? For you? Did? She
did the best painting ever? Shefinished it today? She didn't great.
It's a Chucky painting. It's apainting at the doll she got for Christmas.
She sat down on Christmas morning andshe started to draw Chucky exactly the
way her doll is, his faceand everything. And then she's played two
(01:36):
version. The child's played two versionand then she painted it and today she
finished and she showed me and Iwas like, oh my god, let's
sell it on the website. Andshe was like, no, Mom,
never, I wanted to keep himfor myself. But I think it's so
cool. Okay, we'll post apicture and see what people think of it.
(01:57):
Yeah, you want to do that, Yeah, yeah, get some
feedback. Yeah, I love that. It's a really good picture. It's
on a big canvas. Oh,the biggest campus. What's the size.
I don't know. It's like tenby twelve or something. I think it's
a big one. I'm not sure. It's okay, let me start by
asking you a question. Oh,what are you ready for a story?
(02:22):
Are you ready for a story?It's got a story. Why I eat
chocolate cake? This one is shortalso, but it's actually it's kind of
cute and kind of funny. Cuteand funny. It is cute and funny,
and it's also on that scary fourKids. I really like that really
website. Yeah, it's cute.I'm just gonna get to it. It's
(02:42):
gonna be the miniest min a Christyminnesot whatever. How do you email Santa
Claus. This letter to Santa waswritten by a young girl named Mikita who
lives in the UK. Her motherfound it on her computer and when she
read it, she forwarded it tothe local newspaper. Soon, magazines and
(03:04):
newspapers across the world were reporting theletter, claiming that the girl had taken
a timeless tradition for kids and broughtit to a scary, creepy and disturbing
new level. WHOA what that's creepy? So I hate when newspapers do that.
Do you want to hear her letter? Yes? This is Dear Santa.
(03:31):
This Christmas. I don't ask formuch, so if I don't get
at least two of these things Iwant, I will literally kill you.
Do you understand? Oh? Also, I will hunt down your reindeers,
cook them and serve their meat tohomeless people on Christmas Day. Nobody wants
(03:52):
that. So here's what I want. Number one a BlackBerry? What number
two? Austin mahone or Justin Bieberthe real ones? Money, Laura knitted
thirty three jumper high top Converse.Remember two of these or you die?
(04:15):
Love from Mikita, Janelle Austin XOXO Afterwards, the young girl was interviewed
and said, I was very angrybecause I thought I wasn't going to get
all the presents I wanted this year. Even though my mom found the note,
I still think I will get mostof the things I want. I
don't see any problem with the email. I just want all of the things,
(04:39):
and I don't see why I shouldn'tget them. What the hell?
Sorry, what the heck? Thatis a really violent letter to Santa Claus.
Yeah, well, cook your inEurope, Holy cow, let's give
it to her. Maybe she heknows people eat deer. Maybe they hunt.
(05:01):
True, so you can't be madthat she knows that you're supposed to
eat a reindeer, you know,but seriously, that's really kind of crazy.
I wonder how old this girl is. It didn't say in the beginning
how old she was. Huh wow, poor Santa. Even watch out,
dude, Holy cow, I thinkthat kid's getting a sack of coal and
(05:23):
Crampus is coming to collect her head. All right, and that's all for
today. Merry Chris minnesode Chris Minnoe. Bye, gingle girls, some good
(05:44):
smell, beware allness, Gray Crampassteals children's sens and escapes Sun Santus like
hey, merry chris Minnicode
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