February 20, 2024 • 22 mins
In this episode, Savvy tells the story of how her huge cat Zeke assaulted her one night, as well as shares some listener dating horror stories, a snippet of the extreme pushover-wife, Sabrina, funny commercials & more!
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You're listening to Radio Loud, gotit? You know tonight I don't feel
an on out of control? Isthis me? You want to get crazy
(00:24):
because I don't give him. You'relistening to Schmitt Talk. Welcome to Schmidt
(00:49):
Talk. I'm your host, SavvySchmidt, and I'm so happy you're joining
me on this Tuesday, February twenty, twenty twenty four. I've got a
really exciting show and you guys arenot gonna believe all the fun stuff I've
gotten this one. I'm so excited. This is an all new season,
and you know, I want tomake every episode I do as fun and
exciting or funny as I possibly can. So I'm alone in the studio today.
(01:14):
I don't have Crispy with me,and I don't have Nikki with me.
She's in school. But I dolike when they're around, and I
do have them in the studio addsyou know, a little extra fun and
extra commentary, which always makes fora good show. But I'm just by
myself today, and you know,say a little prayer for Krispy. He's
got some things going on medically rightnow. He's getting checked out, and
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that's the reason he's not here today, So we wish you well, Krispy.
I hope everything's going to be good, but I'll let him tell you
on his own time on that one. So anyway, we've got all together
on this show right now. We'vegot the wonderful Sabrina Jenkins coming up.
She's got a new show out calledWhat Would Sabrina Do? And Sabrina is
one of those people that basically shereally really loves her husband. Okay,
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she's super religious. Don't let that. Don't let that turn you off if
you're not religious, Okay, justtrust me, you're gonna be really glad
you sat through this. Okay,It's not what you're gonna expect you Okay.
Everyone that's heard Sabrina's show laughs hysterically, like you know, you don't
know what's gonna come out of hermouth. But let me just say that
she worships her husband so much thatshe sacrifices pretty much her own comfort,
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safety, happiness. But she's happyto do that, so I guess maybe
it's not a sacrifice. Anyway.Her husband recently went on a business trip
to Las Vegas and got her thesehigh heels, and I'm gonna let her
talk about that because apparently her husbandwants her to start dressing like Vegas ladies.
Okay, so this is a reallyreligious lady. So you're gonna get
to see how she handles that,her thoughts, and uh, that's gonna
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be really interesting. Okay, sodefinitely stay tuned for that. And then
on the other side of that,we've got some Zeke story time with my
Big Fat Cat, and also we'vegot dating horror stories. I'm gonna read
you a couple of those. Andyou know, that was a huge hit.
My last show was on Valentine's Dayand I asked people to submit submissions
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and they literally, like they camepouring into the point where I knew I
was going to have to do anotherepisode. But you know, then I
thought, why don't I just makethat a regular segment on schmid Talk because
some of these are hilarious. Idon't know if you guys heard last week
where the guy basically messed himself afterhe and his date went to Taco Bell
and they went to the spare andthey were hoping to like win some sweatpants
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and he thought he'd just stick itout. He was starting to smell,
you know, and she noticed also, so they won this ball toss,
right, and he's like, great, I got the sweatpants. So he
recommended, like, let's go change, you know, in the in the
porta potties. Okay, this isworth repeating again because it's hilarious. So
he goes into there and to hishorror, he won a sweatshirt. Okay,
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well you know, okay, sohe had already thrown his pants and
his underwear down in the porta pottyyeah the blue water, yeah yeah.
So so anyway, he clean himup and then he basically had to put
his legs in the armholes of thesweatshirt and walk out like that. I
can't even anyway, that one wasworth repeating. We got some funny ads
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coming up, and one of themI had a lot of fun making BJ's
barbecue. And you can kind ofguess where I went with that, because
I mean, how could I not. That is the company of my very
dear friend Casey Rathman and her husbandJay. They actually own that restaurant and
there the barbecue is really good.I recommend you check it out if you're
ever in Reno Sparks and you'll getto hear the location on the commercial that
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one. I I mean, that'sa jaw dropper of a commercial. People
are like, what did you do? And I had so much fun making
that. Yeah, it pushes theenvelope, but it just skates under that
FCC line, believe me. Yeah. And uh. Anyway, So basically
I'm gonna go ahead and play theSabrinas segment. You guys, you guys,
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Yeah, Okay, this is Imean, she's gonna say some things
that you're gonna your jaw is gonnadrop and you're gonna be like, what
did I just hear? Okay,she's a huge hit with everybody that's heard
her. So anyway, without furtherado, what would Sabrina do? This
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is Sabrina Jenkins, and I havea story for you. My husband had
returned home from a business conference inLas Vegas, and he bought me the
most gorgeous, shiny, sparkly shoesI'd ever seen. I'm told they're called
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platform heels, and they shone likethe sun, just glittery gold, gorgeousness,
the kind of shoes that you wouldexpect to see in heaven. He
bought them for me because he toldme that he had seen ladies on something
called the strip. I don't reallyknow what that means, but he told
(06:09):
me that these shoes were worn bysome dancers that he had seen dancing in
a very gorgeous place where people arenot ashamed of their bodies. That's right.
He told me that this place wasso holy that people didn't feel like
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they had to feel in the Gardenof Eden when Eve bit that apple and
they became aware of their nakedness andthey became ashamed. No, there are
special places in this city called LasVegas where people can feel free to be
in the skin that they were bornin, and I think that is just
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wonderful. So my husband bought mea pair of these golden, glittering,
dazzling shoes that he said he sawall these dancers in these wonderful clubs where
they again were just not ashamed oftheir bodies. The devil did not make
them a shame. And I thinkthat's wonderful because they were getting in touch
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with them more my own personal Jesus. Okay, well, I hope you
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guys enjoyed. What would Sabrina do? And I think you're gonna I think
you're gonna want to come back andhear the every week, she's gonna have
a new one. And like Isaid, she's got her own podcast,
just short features around two minutes inlength. And I know you're just gonna
be laughing as much as we allare. So yeah, okay, So
I got some dating horror stories.You know what time it is? All
(08:00):
right now? This one I'm goingto keep anonymous, as per request of
the contributor. So okay. Sothis guy, he says, when I
was in my mid twenties, beforeI got into radio, I was working
temp jobs. I met this onegirl, also in her mid twenties,
working at one. She was cute, not hot, but cute, and
we enjoyed talking at work. Sobeing a guy, I asked her out.
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We went to a local sports barthat had a dance floor, just
to eat, drink and chill.Well, a few drinks in, we
decided to dance mostly slow. I'mnot a dancer. Oh ball's going well.
She even kissed me on the dancefloor. Ooh remember first state.
Nothing major, no real plans,just getting to know each other. So
I chalk up the kiss to afew drinks in the moment. Well,
she excused herself to go to thebathroom and While she's in there, another
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girl came up to me to askme to dance. I was in the
process of saying no, that I'mwith some of the you know, some
other girl when the girl I waswith comes out of the restroom and sees
her talking to me in front ofthe whole place. She storms up and
gets in her face, cussed herup and down. Did I mention she
was from up north, like Phillyor New Jersey. So there's that telling
her to get her hands off herman, etc. This is are thrown.
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I try to break them up,but security shows up and kicks us
all out, So now I won'tlie. It was kind of neat to
have chicks fighting over me, butstill, as we're walking out to the
cars, the other girl and herfriend are already in their car, which
happens to be close to my truck. As we're walking by, the other
girl decides to throw more words atmy date. Well before I can react,
my date lunches at her through heropen car window and proceeds to beat
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the out of her. It takesall I have to pull her off and
get her in my truck to getout of there before the cops show up.
In the end, we never wentout again, but did remain friendly
at work until that temp job ended. I bumped into her a few times
over the years at various places andalways met eyes with that grin like,
Wow, that was a night,he said. Now, as a gentleman,
I won't elaborate on how the dateended, but wink wink. All
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right, Well, I can seewhy you'd like to keep that one anonymous,
all right, because this is apretty well known radio guy that it
contributed to the story, So I'mnot going to disclose his name. But
anyway, so that's our dating horrorstories for this week. Okay, Well,
we're gonna take a little break andright around the corner is seek story
time. You know you're not gonnabelieve what my count did. Surprised the
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our contingent with your commitment, seeklegal device and lidication so called today and
we're back. I hope you guysenjoyed those commercials as much as I had
fun producing them. And you seewhat I mean about the Bjay's commercial,
right, yeah, right, Okay, this one's a little bit of a
serious topic. But I did haveto mention it because we are coming into
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spring right now, and our littlebuddies, the bees, are counting on
us, you know, to keeptheir food as pure as we can.
I know that some people do liketo spray. I don't. I'm against
it personally. I don't think it'sgood for the environment. But you know,
the Farmer's Way Facebook group, theyshowed a picture of a honeybee and
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the pollen on her legs is fromthe dandelions, and basically she didn't make
it because whatever was sprayed on thedandelions, you know, she just didn't
make it. And so their messageto us is is, if you're going
to spray, and again this islate February, please don't spray for weeds
until you see the blackberries blooming.Now. I do know that that's you
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know, local to Oregon. Wehave blackberries here and they grow like weeds.
They get out of control roses too, which they're beautiful, and you
know, I can't complain about that, but basically the dandelions are the first
food and so you just really gotto just keep in mind. We can't
lose anymore bees, I mean.And that's my public service announcement for today.
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And if you want to check outthe Farmer's Way Facebook page, I'll
put a link in the description.And you know they've got a lot of
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on Facebook. I received no endorsementfrom them. This is just something that
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I think is a really good resourcefor all those, so check him out.
Okay, So I have a storytime, and some of you might
know that we have a big fatcat named Zeke. Okay, so this
one blew my mind that he actuallydid this because he's usually a really nice
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cat, usually really affectionate, sothis really surprised me when he did this
the other day. So a fewnights ago, basically I was asleep and
my legs were uncovered, but onlymy ankles were showing between my pants and
my socks. So my big fatcat homeboy decides he's gonna park himself down
by said ankles, and then heproceeds to vigorously groom himself. I felt
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one of his nails poking me onone of my ankles, so I moved
my leg a little bit to theright. Then not even thirty seconds later,
he had scooted over and the samething was happening. So I moved
my leg about four times when allwas said and done, and before long,
my legs were up near my chest. Finally, I gently nutched him
off the bed and I could finallyget some leg room. Nope, about
a minute later, I feel thishuge weight come jamming up on the bed
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and he straight up jumped on mydamn ankle with his claws out. Yep,
he basically full and attacked my ankle. Well after I launched him off
my leg into the air, Ilevitated out of my bed and chased him
down with a chocol up. Hewas faster than me though. At that
point, I just shut my bedroomdoor, and then he started scratching underneath
the door, So I just knewI wasn't gonna get any to sleep at
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that point, so I just wrotethat off. Hey, yo, she's
got it all wrong. Now it'stime to hear nice side of the story.
Okay, you see, my foodbull had been empty, and you
know I just can't be having that. I gotta eat you, oh big
boys got to eat. So shegot it all wrong. I mean she
had it coming. I mean,just leaving those ankles out there all exposed.
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What does she think I'm gonna dostarve all night? I mean,
a guy like me, I likedmy food down. You know, now
two hours was really stretching it.So she was way over on that because
she already been laying down a worldand I just couldn't have that, so,
you know, and it was kindof worth it. Seeing her run
after me without chocolate. Anyways,I just thought you should know my side
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of the story. Well, I'mgonna check the football. You know,
we're really trying to keep Zeke inside, which really drives them crazy because he
used to be inside outside cat andit is way safer to keep your cats
inside, and also it helps themnot kill wildlife, and you know that's
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important also. But this guy,since you know, he was not originally
my cat, so he was usedto being inside outside and it is it.
We just have like such a hardtime keeping him in and uh,
I'm just wondering. So every timeone of us has to go in her
out, we have this little bagof treats and we shake it the temptations
treats, and I'm not getting asponsorship from them. They cats go crazy
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for the Okay, pick up abar and you'll see what I mean.
And so you know, he hasto sit there and deliberate is it gonna
be treats or is he gonna taketo the streets. And it's a tough
decision for a big guy like him. And if you've been on my social
media, I do post pictures ofhim from time to time, and he
is large. This has been areally fun episode. And you know,
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I, like I said, Iaspire to make fresh, fun content.
And next week's show I aspire well, actually Saturday, the Saturday show.
I aspire to bring you as muchfun, if not more. I'm gonna
try. I'm trying to, youknow, I'm gonna try, like always
to bring you good content that's entertaining. So and I did want to ask
please consider supporting my show because it'sliterally the only thing I do currently and
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I rely on the support of mylisteners. And if nothing else, please
like and share, you know,help me get those numbers up really means
a lot. And uh, andI'm currently in the process of setting up
a Patreon. I'm waiting for themto approve my page because I really just
you know, because it would reallyjust help me out so greatly. And
I'm gonna have some prizes according tolike you know how much you want to
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subscribe. And also it really,like I said, it supports me.
And it's so amazing when you know, I get to do this with you,
I feel like you're along with theride. And and I wanted to
do some birthday shout outs before Isign off. Here In honor of Angela
Raine's birthday today, we're gonna takethis show out by playing a song she
wrote several years ago and played onthe radio Love Network. It's called Cowgirls
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Do. Also Happy birthday. Shoutout its to my friends Travis Leal and
Jason Inda, who's more like abrother to me since I grew up with
him. Anyway, Thank you guysso much for tuning in and I'll see
you on Saturday. Have a greatnight in the bone and brak break now
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a string best down ye kind ofOh God from from co a different didn't
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get their un down said break downfrom that sound yet the words say,
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Baby, I'm doing town. Iheard the South, got the cow girls,
well, O got my jeans,got my truck, I wrapp and
we'll see your breap Come nighty hunkfist, call show me something this,
show me more. If you're onthe den floor, blow for blow,
I'm hanging on. Oh pro yohere, I'm a new fan up then
I'm scutting here. Southern Girls SomethingGirls show me how it works. Here
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pop no Po No with tall blasthopp in my hip pro play. This's
all Assaya, bid very ray baaa ba don't rain and you girls do
You're listening to Radio Loud, gotit? You know tonight I don't feel
an on out of control? Isthis me? You want to get crazy
(00:24):
because I don't give him. You'relistening to Schmitt Talk. Welcome to Schmidt
(00:49):
Talk. I'm your host, SavvySchmidt, and I'm so happy you're joining
me on this Tuesday, February twenty, twenty twenty four. I've got a
really exciting show and you guys arenot gonna believe all the fun stuff I've
gotten this one. I'm so excited. This is an all new season,
and you know, I want tomake every episode I do as fun and
exciting or funny as I possibly can. So I'm alone in the studio today.
(01:14):
I don't have Crispy with me,and I don't have Nikki with me.
She's in school. But I dolike when they're around, and I
do have them in the studio addsyou know, a little extra fun and
extra commentary, which always makes fora good show. But I'm just by
myself today, and you know,say a little prayer for Krispy. He's
got some things going on medically rightnow. He's getting checked out, and
(01:34):
that's the reason he's not here today, So we wish you well, Krispy.
I hope everything's going to be good, but I'll let him tell you
on his own time on that one. So anyway, we've got all together
on this show right now. We'vegot the wonderful Sabrina Jenkins coming up.
She's got a new show out calledWhat Would Sabrina Do? And Sabrina is
one of those people that basically shereally really loves her husband. Okay,
(01:57):
she's super religious. Don't let that. Don't let that turn you off if
you're not religious, Okay, justtrust me, you're gonna be really glad
you sat through this. Okay,It's not what you're gonna expect you Okay.
Everyone that's heard Sabrina's show laughs hysterically, like you know, you don't
know what's gonna come out of hermouth. But let me just say that
she worships her husband so much thatshe sacrifices pretty much her own comfort,
(02:22):
safety, happiness. But she's happyto do that, so I guess maybe
it's not a sacrifice. Anyway.Her husband recently went on a business trip
to Las Vegas and got her thesehigh heels, and I'm gonna let her
talk about that because apparently her husbandwants her to start dressing like Vegas ladies.
Okay, so this is a reallyreligious lady. So you're gonna get
to see how she handles that,her thoughts, and uh, that's gonna
(02:45):
be really interesting. Okay, sodefinitely stay tuned for that. And then
on the other side of that,we've got some Zeke story time with my
Big Fat Cat, and also we'vegot dating horror stories. I'm gonna read
you a couple of those. Andyou know, that was a huge hit.
My last show was on Valentine's Dayand I asked people to submit submissions
(03:06):
and they literally, like they camepouring into the point where I knew I
was going to have to do anotherepisode. But you know, then I
thought, why don't I just makethat a regular segment on schmid Talk because
some of these are hilarious. Idon't know if you guys heard last week
where the guy basically messed himself afterhe and his date went to Taco Bell
and they went to the spare andthey were hoping to like win some sweatpants
(03:27):
and he thought he'd just stick itout. He was starting to smell,
you know, and she noticed also, so they won this ball toss,
right, and he's like, great, I got the sweatpants. So he
recommended, like, let's go change, you know, in the in the
porta potties. Okay, this isworth repeating again because it's hilarious. So
he goes into there and to hishorror, he won a sweatshirt. Okay,
(03:49):
well you know, okay, sohe had already thrown his pants and
his underwear down in the porta pottyyeah the blue water, yeah yeah.
So so anyway, he clean himup and then he basically had to put
his legs in the armholes of thesweatshirt and walk out like that. I
can't even anyway, that one wasworth repeating. We got some funny ads
(04:11):
coming up, and one of themI had a lot of fun making BJ's
barbecue. And you can kind ofguess where I went with that, because
I mean, how could I not. That is the company of my very
dear friend Casey Rathman and her husbandJay. They actually own that restaurant and
there the barbecue is really good.I recommend you check it out if you're
ever in Reno Sparks and you'll getto hear the location on the commercial that
(04:33):
one. I I mean, that'sa jaw dropper of a commercial. People
are like, what did you do? And I had so much fun making
that. Yeah, it pushes theenvelope, but it just skates under that
FCC line, believe me. Yeah. And uh. Anyway, So basically
I'm gonna go ahead and play theSabrinas segment. You guys, you guys,
(04:54):
Yeah, Okay, this is Imean, she's gonna say some things
that you're gonna your jaw is gonnadrop and you're gonna be like, what
did I just hear? Okay,she's a huge hit with everybody that's heard
her. So anyway, without furtherado, what would Sabrina do? This
(05:19):
is Sabrina Jenkins, and I havea story for you. My husband had
returned home from a business conference inLas Vegas, and he bought me the
most gorgeous, shiny, sparkly shoesI'd ever seen. I'm told they're called
(05:43):
platform heels, and they shone likethe sun, just glittery gold, gorgeousness,
the kind of shoes that you wouldexpect to see in heaven. He
bought them for me because he toldme that he had seen ladies on something
called the strip. I don't reallyknow what that means, but he told
(06:09):
me that these shoes were worn bysome dancers that he had seen dancing in
a very gorgeous place where people arenot ashamed of their bodies. That's right.
He told me that this place wasso holy that people didn't feel like
(06:29):
they had to feel in the Gardenof Eden when Eve bit that apple and
they became aware of their nakedness andthey became ashamed. No, there are
special places in this city called LasVegas where people can feel free to be
in the skin that they were bornin, and I think that is just
(06:53):
wonderful. So my husband bought mea pair of these golden, glittering,
dazzling shoes that he said he sawall these dancers in these wonderful clubs where
they again were just not ashamed oftheir bodies. The devil did not make
them a shame. And I thinkthat's wonderful because they were getting in touch
(07:17):
with them more my own personal Jesus. Okay, well, I hope you
(07:38):
guys enjoyed. What would Sabrina do? And I think you're gonna I think
you're gonna want to come back andhear the every week, she's gonna have
a new one. And like Isaid, she's got her own podcast,
just short features around two minutes inlength. And I know you're just gonna
be laughing as much as we allare. So yeah, okay, So
I got some dating horror stories.You know what time it is? All
(08:00):
right now? This one I'm goingto keep anonymous, as per request of
the contributor. So okay. Sothis guy, he says, when I
was in my mid twenties, beforeI got into radio, I was working
temp jobs. I met this onegirl, also in her mid twenties,
working at one. She was cute, not hot, but cute, and
we enjoyed talking at work. Sobeing a guy, I asked her out.
(08:22):
We went to a local sports barthat had a dance floor, just
to eat, drink and chill.Well, a few drinks in, we
decided to dance mostly slow. I'mnot a dancer. Oh ball's going well.
She even kissed me on the dancefloor. Ooh remember first state.
Nothing major, no real plans,just getting to know each other. So
I chalk up the kiss to afew drinks in the moment. Well,
she excused herself to go to thebathroom and While she's in there, another
(08:46):
girl came up to me to askme to dance. I was in the
process of saying no, that I'mwith some of the you know, some
other girl when the girl I waswith comes out of the restroom and sees
her talking to me in front ofthe whole place. She storms up and
gets in her face, cussed herup and down. Did I mention she
was from up north, like Phillyor New Jersey. So there's that telling
her to get her hands off herman, etc. This is are thrown.
(09:09):
I try to break them up,but security shows up and kicks us
all out, So now I won'tlie. It was kind of neat to
have chicks fighting over me, butstill, as we're walking out to the
cars, the other girl and herfriend are already in their car, which
happens to be close to my truck. As we're walking by, the other
girl decides to throw more words atmy date. Well before I can react,
my date lunches at her through heropen car window and proceeds to beat
(09:31):
the out of her. It takesall I have to pull her off and
get her in my truck to getout of there before the cops show up.
In the end, we never wentout again, but did remain friendly
at work until that temp job ended. I bumped into her a few times
over the years at various places andalways met eyes with that grin like,
Wow, that was a night,he said. Now, as a gentleman,
I won't elaborate on how the dateended, but wink wink. All
(09:54):
right, Well, I can seewhy you'd like to keep that one anonymous,
all right, because this is apretty well known radio guy that it
contributed to the story, So I'mnot going to disclose his name. But
anyway, so that's our dating horrorstories for this week. Okay, Well,
we're gonna take a little break andright around the corner is seek story
time. You know you're not gonnabelieve what my count did. Surprised the
(10:16):
heck out of meat anyway, rightaround the corner, stay tuned. How
is your meal? Can I getyou anything else? Yeah? I'd like
some of your BJ rubs, Stanley. How could you no, Martha,
I'm talking about BJ's delicious meat rubs, barbecue sauces, and hot sauces.
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Now we can take that same classictaste home with us and rub one out
at home. We can even orderonline at BJ's Barbecue dot com. Well,
that is something I'd like to bagz folks. You can't lose when
there's BJ's to be had so good, I could eat this right off the
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bone. BJ's Barbecue all Gild cafes. There's only one thing saucier than this
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our contingent with your commitment, seeklegal device and lidication so called today and
we're back. I hope you guysenjoyed those commercials as much as I had
fun producing them. And you seewhat I mean about the Bjay's commercial,
right, yeah, right, Okay, this one's a little bit of a
serious topic. But I did haveto mention it because we are coming into
(12:33):
spring right now, and our littlebuddies, the bees, are counting on
us, you know, to keeptheir food as pure as we can.
I know that some people do liketo spray. I don't. I'm against
it personally. I don't think it'sgood for the environment. But you know,
the Farmer's Way Facebook group, theyshowed a picture of a honeybee and
(12:54):
the pollen on her legs is fromthe dandelions, and basically she didn't make
it because whatever was sprayed on thedandelions, you know, she just didn't
make it. And so their messageto us is is, if you're going
to spray, and again this islate February, please don't spray for weeds
until you see the blackberries blooming.Now. I do know that that's you
(13:16):
know, local to Oregon. Wehave blackberries here and they grow like weeds.
They get out of control roses too, which they're beautiful, and you
know, I can't complain about that, but basically the dandelions are the first
food and so you just really gotto just keep in mind. We can't
lose anymore bees, I mean.And that's my public service announcement for today.
(13:37):
And if you want to check outthe Farmer's Way Facebook page, I'll
put a link in the description.And you know they've got a lot of
good information self Sufficient, Backyard Doctor'sBook of Survival, Home Remedies, US
Armies, Forgotten Food, Miracle,self Sufficiency on a Quarter of an Acre,
Homestead Canning Cookbook, and a wholelot more. So check them out
on Facebook. I received no endorsementfrom them. This is just something that
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I think is a really good resourcefor all those, so check him out.
Okay, So I have a storytime, and some of you might
know that we have a big fatcat named Zeke. Okay, so this
one blew my mind that he actuallydid this because he's usually a really nice
(14:22):
cat, usually really affectionate, sothis really surprised me when he did this
the other day. So a fewnights ago, basically I was asleep and
my legs were uncovered, but onlymy ankles were showing between my pants and
my socks. So my big fatcat homeboy decides he's gonna park himself down
by said ankles, and then heproceeds to vigorously groom himself. I felt
(14:45):
one of his nails poking me onone of my ankles, so I moved
my leg a little bit to theright. Then not even thirty seconds later,
he had scooted over and the samething was happening. So I moved
my leg about four times when allwas said and done, and before long,
my legs were up near my chest. Finally, I gently nutched him
off the bed and I could finallyget some leg room. Nope, about
a minute later, I feel thishuge weight come jamming up on the bed
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and he straight up jumped on mydamn ankle with his claws out. Yep,
he basically full and attacked my ankle. Well after I launched him off
my leg into the air, Ilevitated out of my bed and chased him
down with a chocol up. Hewas faster than me though. At that
point, I just shut my bedroomdoor, and then he started scratching underneath
the door, So I just knewI wasn't gonna get any to sleep at
(15:30):
that point, so I just wrotethat off. Hey, yo, she's
got it all wrong. Now it'stime to hear nice side of the story.
Okay, you see, my foodbull had been empty, and you
know I just can't be having that. I gotta eat you, oh big
boys got to eat. So shegot it all wrong. I mean she
had it coming. I mean,just leaving those ankles out there all exposed.
(15:52):
What does she think I'm gonna dostarve all night? I mean,
a guy like me, I likedmy food down. You know, now
two hours was really stretching it.So she was way over on that because
she already been laying down a worldand I just couldn't have that, so,
you know, and it was kindof worth it. Seeing her run
after me without chocolate. Anyways,I just thought you should know my side
(16:14):
of the story. Well, I'mgonna check the football. You know,
we're really trying to keep Zeke inside, which really drives them crazy because he
used to be inside outside cat andit is way safer to keep your cats
inside, and also it helps themnot kill wildlife, and you know that's
(16:37):
important also. But this guy,since you know, he was not originally
my cat, so he was usedto being inside outside and it is it.
We just have like such a hardtime keeping him in and uh,
I'm just wondering. So every timeone of us has to go in her
out, we have this little bagof treats and we shake it the temptations
treats, and I'm not getting asponsorship from them. They cats go crazy
(16:59):
for the Okay, pick up abar and you'll see what I mean.
And so you know, he hasto sit there and deliberate is it gonna
be treats or is he gonna taketo the streets. And it's a tough
decision for a big guy like him. And if you've been on my social
media, I do post pictures ofhim from time to time, and he
is large. This has been areally fun episode. And you know,
(17:21):
I, like I said, Iaspire to make fresh, fun content.
And next week's show I aspire well, actually Saturday, the Saturday show.
I aspire to bring you as muchfun, if not more. I'm gonna
try. I'm trying to, youknow, I'm gonna try, like always
to bring you good content that's entertaining. So and I did want to ask
please consider supporting my show because it'sliterally the only thing I do currently and
(17:45):
I rely on the support of mylisteners. And if nothing else, please
like and share, you know,help me get those numbers up really means
a lot. And uh, andI'm currently in the process of setting up
a Patreon. I'm waiting for themto approve my page because I really just
you know, because it would reallyjust help me out so greatly. And
I'm gonna have some prizes according tolike you know how much you want to
(18:08):
subscribe. And also it really,like I said, it supports me.
And it's so amazing when you know, I get to do this with you,
I feel like you're along with theride. And and I wanted to
do some birthday shout outs before Isign off. Here In honor of Angela
Raine's birthday today, we're gonna takethis show out by playing a song she
wrote several years ago and played onthe radio Love Network. It's called Cowgirls
(18:30):
Do. Also Happy birthday. Shoutout its to my friends Travis Leal and
Jason Inda, who's more like abrother to me since I grew up with
him. Anyway, Thank you guysso much for tuning in and I'll see
you on Saturday. Have a greatnight in the bone and brak break now
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every place yet on the album andget there yellow broom down. It's the
same time, very sad, theball brick row the rod. There resided
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a string best down ye kind ofOh God from from co a different didn't
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get their un down said break downfrom that sound yet the words say,
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Baby, I'm doing town. Iheard the South, got the cow girls,
well, O got my jeans,got my truck, I wrapp and
we'll see your breap Come nighty hunkfist, call show me something this,
show me more. If you're onthe den floor, blow for blow,
I'm hanging on. Oh pro yohere, I'm a new fan up then
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pop no Po No with tall blasthopp in my hip pro play. This's
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