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October 25, 2025 • 43 mins
This week Greg The Divemaster and friends celebrate the season with the annual ScubaRadio Halloweenie Spooktacular. Looking for HOUR2?
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
No, hello there, don't be alarmed. We're just preparing your
listening device for Scuba Radio, the world's first radio show
devoted to diving. We do this, of course, by fielding
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By the way, don't touch your on off knob. That's
a very sensitive area. Anyway, I should remind you. We

(00:28):
believe in the buddy system, just like diving. So don't
listen alone. Call your buddy and tell them that scuba
radio is about.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
To be given.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
We're going to start a new life under the sea.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Am I gonna drown? Of course not.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Just stay calm and let the gentle currents relecture every muscle.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Under the Just get warmer.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
No, no, heg you take donague rustations under the sea.

Speaker 7 (00:58):
Where the hell are show?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
And no, here's your dive guy for Scooba Radio, Greg
the Dive Master.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
And welcome. This is the world's first radio show devoted
to diving. I am Greg the Dive Master. A special
edition Hollyweeny Spectacular show today and that means it could
get a little crazier than normal, which is kind of
hard to believe. However, Cox Johnson in the studio with

(01:30):
me today, dressed accordingly as Cox Johnson because that's his
name in Diving's game. Way to dress up there, buddy,
I did No one told me you got the text.
Don't lie to me. I mean no, I have to
remove myself from those group texts. They get too stupid.

(01:50):
What do you mean too stupid?

Speaker 7 (01:52):
You know exactly what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
You're the only one who did not dress up today.
I'm not, I think so dressed up.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
No, I'm not dressed dressed up.

Speaker 8 (02:02):
But I got a Scuba radio shirt on.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
There's literally only one person I see that's dressed up,
which is Berry. Okay, no one else is, so what
do you I'm the only one that's not dressed up.
Jerry the Diver Guy is dressed up as Jerry the
Diver guy, all.

Speaker 9 (02:20):
In character here.

Speaker 10 (02:21):
Correa said, he's wearing his Scuba radio shirt right, he
has his red Hat Red Hat Society.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
We got the scuba magician with us today to offer
up some tricks, maybe even some treats. I don't know.
I mean it could be a thing. I think Kenny
of course from Sweetwater Scuba with us in his red
cap and Barry the bugger dressed is well Barry, is
it Captain Barry? Or are you a wench? He could

(02:50):
be wench? He could double as a wench too, couldn't he.
I mean that's kind of spooky. Yeah, well, I'm sure he.
Berry would come in from appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (03:00):
Giny boy, Yeah, mountain Man playing them Banjo's calm down.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Come on there, Jared, guys, you keep your pillow talk
in the bedroom, will you. So, look, we do have
a special show today for several reasons, one being Halloweens
just a few days away. And how do we incorporate
scuba diving and Halloween together. Well, we do that on

(03:26):
this show every year because it is kind of a
halloweeny thing to do, and then we specialize in that
kind of stuff. So we're gonna have some special tunes
to share with the world today to annoy them accordingly,
and also maybe offer up some dive related ideas on

(03:46):
what to do for Halloween, I mean, spookiest dive. I've
pulled up a few suggestions and maybe the Scuba Radio
Scuba Squad can chime in with their thoughts as well,
and we'll that accordingly on the show today. I might
inspire some of our you know, some of our folks
listening in today and may want to partake in a

(04:08):
special type of a dive, and we'll get into that,
but before we do, I want to cover a little
thing that popped up on my radar literally just yesterday,
and that is Hollywood's a calling and they're looking for, uh,
scuba diving enthusiasts that really love sharks. And they put

(04:30):
out a teaser. Yeah, I mean what diver doesn't right me?
And uh, it's just uh, this casting call. This casting
call just went out on uh on Facebook to a
bunch of scuba groups and it popped up on my radar.
And I'm not sure what it's for. It might be
for that Netflix show. It doesn't really say, you know

(04:55):
what what they're casting, what show specifically they're casting for,
but they're looking looking for people that love sharks, and
I want to participate in a reality type show that
feature sharks. My guess is it could be like season
two of this Netflix show that we talked about a
few months ago, But I really don't know. It could

(05:17):
be something totally the name of the show. Oh gosh,
I knew you were going to ask that.

Speaker 10 (05:22):
Swim faster than your buddy. It was a don't get eaten?

Speaker 11 (05:26):
Yeah, I see casting called people with extreme obsessed with sharks.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
Extremesions.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yes, exactly. It might be something different the one, I mean,
the one on Netflix was it was kind of like
a shark uh you know, biologists and stuff, and they
had teams and they were competing for prizes and who
could photo. They're they're supposed to take a shark to
shoot a shark or something like and they had to

(05:54):
take pictures and they got points for every shark species
they did. So maybe this is going to be totally different.
I don't know. They're looking for a sharp media channel.
Yeah is it Discovery?

Speaker 9 (06:06):
Yeah? Money right now?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, so yeah, I mean it could be something that
they're looking at for Shark Week. Who knows, But I
mean I may know a few shark enthusiasts on this show.
I mean out of the scuba radio scuba squad, who
do you think is the sharkiest among us?

Speaker 10 (06:25):
Sharkiest?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Cox Johnson? Would that be your thing?

Speaker 7 (06:29):
Probably me?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Probably you? And you say this because you have a
tattoo of a hammerhead shark on your forum.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
That's just one reason.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
What else, Well, my entire house, you've been there, Yes,
you're a lot of there's at least one shark in
every single room of that house. Yeah, but I think
for him, you know, you know how TV are, they're
gonna you gotta really be enthusiastic, like Cork Johnson, come
on down, and you've got to be screaming at the
top of your lungs like I love sharks, and right

(06:59):
now you're not really selling it. Yes, okay, yeah, you're
getting there. They're like, yeah, I don't know, I don't
know what, Barry, do you agree? Do you think CJ
would be the best representative as far as the the
sharkiest enthusiast of the scuba radio scuba It.

Speaker 10 (07:22):
Would almost have to be something like the Price is
Right type of person. Yeah, you know, they just scream
and they do all that crazy stuff. But CJ is
very serious, right, I'm sure he he is enthralled with sharks.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I've seen it.

Speaker 10 (07:38):
He wants to swim with him and all that stuff.
But I don't know if he would be jumping out
of the water screaming like a girl saying.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
No, that's Greg's weird direction.

Speaker 12 (07:48):
Look.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Look I'm in touch with Hollywood. I know what they want.

Speaker 10 (07:52):
No, you're not sweaty tourists in the background.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, I mean I was in Sharknado three. Hello, I
kind of have a guy. Wasn't a history guy was
an extra and one of the worst movies ever. Okay,
and Somebody's a Little Jelly ever shut up about it? Yes,
Somebody's a little jelly.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
There's nothing Number forty seven was his actual title in
the show.

Speaker 13 (08:17):
Yes, yeah, what happened was he just staggered in while
he was feeling it.

Speaker 12 (08:21):
He's like, oh, who just got okay?

Speaker 13 (08:25):
Just slaving and this movie so anyway.

Speaker 10 (08:28):
I don't even think he made the Internet movie database
list of extras in there.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I don't think you guys have any clue what you're
talking about. All I hear is jealousy that I want
to interrupt you, Oh Mermaid Kristen is okay for all
of you.

Speaker 11 (08:44):
Who seem to think that DJ is the sharkiest person
and this entire show, y'all must have lost your minds
or something.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Right, we all didn't say that he was. I didn't
agree with it, just from Christa.

Speaker 12 (09:00):
That was just great.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
No, I was just asking everybody else what they thought
I would say. Cock Johnson threw it out there and
I stated my case, yeah, very poor, very poorly. I'm
going to.

Speaker 14 (09:13):
Refer to a story where a bull shark chomped at
me and I yelled at Neil and Dragg and was
super excited.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
That it almost hate me, as were the rest of us.

Speaker 9 (09:23):
But I have just came on because I heard you
guys talking about that. I'm very busy right now and
I can't talk.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
But yeah, well but you are the sharkiest yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
Person on the scoop squad.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
You got the tat, she's at the attitude and she
loves shark yell.

Speaker 13 (09:39):
Are forgetting about all the tows and all the stuff
I have?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh well, God forbid, we're out of time. Okay, Well,
but at least we've got Mermaid Kristen in there. Yeah,
it's a Halloween edition.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
Stick around.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
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(13:02):
treat if you stick around and hang with us here
for this halloweeny spectacular edition of Scuba Radio Today. Right now,
we're talking about spooky ways to celebrate your dive.

Speaker 7 (13:16):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
And I think we've we've come to an agreement amongst
the Scuba Radio scuba squad that Mermaid Kristen is probably
probably true if she probably is the sharkiest of our
our group and definitely hold up, hold up, and definitely
the most visually appealing out of this lot, and so

(13:37):
that would play much better on TV than any of
us other losers. Let's be let's be honest, even Cork Johnson,
Cox Johnson, what say you? No way what?

Speaker 7 (13:48):
I'd never vote for her?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Really?

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Wow you guys.

Speaker 8 (13:56):
Wow taking a chance there.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
I mean, you could sway me to one of you
other guys, have you guys looked at your video feed
compared I mean, I'm telling you, I don't. I don't think.
I don't think the producers are gonna go uh really, Casey, Yeah,
you think you would do better? You'd be a better

(14:19):
sharky representative enthusiast. Yes, okay, you know, if.

Speaker 17 (14:24):
It was Scuba, definitely, if they were looking for a
variety of sharks.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
I'll get a look. I'll give you guys. I'll give
you guys this. If it was a radio show, I
think maybe you might have a shot. But when it
comes to TV and video, I'm just saying I think, uh,
Mermaid Kristen might have a tail up on you, if
you know what I mean. Yeah, based on personality. Oh yeah,
of course, of course, really absolutely Yeah. Have you have

(14:53):
you listened to yourself?

Speaker 11 (14:54):
You?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
You, my friend, You my friend have an attitude and
I don't think they're gonna they're gonna like your attitude. Yeah,
you're not really, you're not really selling yourself. They want someone,
you know, like I said, with some energy, excited. Hey
you give me, give me around sharks. I'll show you
some excitement. Yeah. What would you do? What would you

(15:16):
how would you show your enthusiasm as a.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
Excited I wouldn't shut up about it.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, well, I mean you just sound I mean see, yeah,
Cox Johnson is just a little too cool. I think
what they're looking more crazy, looking for crazy, probably more
than cool. Oh well, then I.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
Would definitely vote for Christal crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
I didn't say that, And she's listening right now, and
I'm not listening. She heard that one you.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
So no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't forget.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh so even even Vinnie two tanks knows.

Speaker 18 (15:53):
They hear everything that hardly.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
About this. They just applied, so excellent.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I'll put in a vote for the scuba magician too.
He can make disappear well maybe, and that would be
a sign of his enthusiasm that they're looking for. But
here you go, all right, he's applied.

Speaker 10 (16:14):
They could reappear in his backyard possibly. Well, yeah, he.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Could definitely be entertaining because he could do tricks and stuff.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, he's got that. Well, what about Vinnie two tags.
You don't you think Vinnie two tag you like sharks
Minnie right.

Speaker 18 (16:30):
Yeah, but not to do anything with Hollywood though, Okay,
it doesn't appeal to me.

Speaker 17 (16:34):
Well, he's a little too relaxed for Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
He's a little too laid back.

Speaker 18 (16:39):
Well looking for people that to show pony enthusiasm and stuff,
and I just don't like to do like, yeah, you know,
I like they're scared of a shark that's photographic, fake and.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Full of it, is what you're saying.

Speaker 13 (16:53):
Okay, Well, what more would you want, Billy from the
Mountains of Virginia Beyond that show?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (17:01):
It would be entertaining as hell it would.

Speaker 12 (17:03):
It would be entertaining.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, Jerry, you got to not for the same reason.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I've never seen sharks load of sharks, seen no shark.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
We know they want people that are obsessed with sharks.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
But I could fake it, don't lie about it.

Speaker 12 (17:20):
I could fake it.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
He could fake it. You don't have to fake anything
you've done with sharks before.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
You know what he needs.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
I think he's missing the whole point.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
He needs to just channel his lobster fever.

Speaker 13 (17:31):
I'm just saying, but I will make Amy sign me
up after a while.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
I don't even know who Amy is, but you know, whatever,
whatever works, that's the better half. I guess you're okay,
all right? His his assistant. I know he got married, well,
no marriage, No, Yeah, well, Jerry the diver guy evidently
has a handler now.

Speaker 17 (17:54):
So handler would be so his people are going to
talk to their people secretary.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Not for long and diving. We usually call that a
dive buddy. But yeah, you know, Jerry the diver guys world.
You know, have you taught her how to div Jerry?

Speaker 7 (18:12):
Can't you?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
You can't do this on your own, Jerry, you gotta
have your handler do it for you.

Speaker 12 (18:18):
I got I got better things to do.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Really, Okay, they're not gonna they're gonna immediately go, oh
this guy guy has an attitude, he's out.

Speaker 12 (18:29):
Yeah, I just had some alcohol. I got a drink.
What about Kenny?

Speaker 7 (18:34):
You enjoy wearing Kenny?

Speaker 10 (18:35):
Kenny has that Kenny has that nautical look already he does,
and he has a red hat, you know, like Shark.
That's important.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I assume, yeah, you're you're in Shark enthusiasts, aren't you, Kenny?
Wouldn't you agree?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
I'm the last person they want on that show?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Really? Why?

Speaker 11 (18:53):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I work in an aquarium fool of sharks every day.
I'm I don't even see them, don't like bump into
you and you just yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
All right, so that's not the kind of enthusiasm I
think they're looking for. No, I'm just going out on
a limb here, but I'm guessing.

Speaker 10 (19:10):
You seem to be the only one. You seem to
be the only one interested in this.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Well, the scuba magician, Yeah, he's been down in Utilla
and they had sharks, whale, sharks, and god knows what else. Yeah,
they're a biggest shark lover, right there, chef.

Speaker 9 (19:25):
Oh yeah, no, I love it. I haven't met a
shark at an't like.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Well there you go. See I take.

Speaker 9 (19:30):
Pictures of them, they take pictures of me. And why
they said they're taking picture of their food for Instagram?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Right there?

Speaker 18 (19:36):
You go.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well, okay, so I mean I think.

Speaker 8 (19:40):
You know.

Speaker 18 (19:42):
The sharks out of how to play out of gamble,
how to play cards?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Okay, I have a question. Maybe you could do that? Yes, Kenny,
what's the question?

Speaker 8 (19:50):
Couldn't teach me? Remember?

Speaker 11 (19:51):
Great?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yes, that's true enthusiasm.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Is this like I get excited to see sharks, or
I'm obsessed but also freaked out by sharks, or I'm
like one of those people that like love sharks.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Like yeah, I think it's like, gosh, that's what I
got from it. I mean, uh, scuba magicians look it
up pretty close. That's what they're looking for, right. A
shark lover, Yeah, do.

Speaker 9 (20:11):
You love the sharks more than humans? Do you spend
all your free time going to see sharks?

Speaker 12 (20:15):
Do you have to strike?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
It depends on the humans. I mean, if it's a
like a group of of Scuba Radio Scuba Squad members,
it's a no brainer. I love the sharks way better.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
I do like sharks better than people.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, Well, amongst this, this crowd kind of makes it easier, right,
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Speaker 10 (22:32):
You know Slloween.

Speaker 9 (22:33):
I guess everyone's a titled one Good Scare Hi.

Speaker 14 (22:36):
Right Halloween, Hi Light Halloween.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
And everybody's going your best Halloween he dance. This is
the world's first radio show devoted to diving. I am
greg to di Master. Yeah, It's the annual Scuba Radio
Halloween e Spectacular show. Today we're going to talk about
scary things to do dive wise. We haven't quite got
there yet because I had to cover some uh dive

(23:12):
news and information. Hollywood's calling looking for a shark enthusiast.
I think we've come to consensus that the best representative
from our crew will be Mermaid Kristen and the scuba
magician who's already applied.

Speaker 17 (23:26):
Okay, so we've got two runners.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Now let's vote all out of those two. No, it's
up to them to you know, sell themselves when they call,
and we'll see.

Speaker 17 (23:37):
Were you We should only send the best.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I think we established that.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, I mean I think Scooba Magician and Marie Christen
will be good representatives, much.

Speaker 10 (23:49):
Better, you knowed one of each. You know, a female
and a male that works out good.

Speaker 9 (23:53):
Right, Yeah, Scoob Magician needs an assistant. Right, Well there
you go.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Absolutely, you know, maybe uh.

Speaker 17 (24:00):
Star in half and then the sharks.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
Right, I think knows how to do that one.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, actually he does. We thought about the show.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yeah, see Vinnie, I knew it for somewhere.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Then he's on his game today. I remember, Look, he's
he's quite you know, I don't know. Maybe it's his
dive buddy. He has his Halloween pumpkin behind.

Speaker 7 (24:22):
Him, vitamins. He took his vitamins.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Yeah, he's there.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
He's got our official Halloween.

Speaker 12 (24:27):
Mascot drinking alcohol today.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
By the way, we were trying to name the Halloween
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Speaker 18 (24:38):
I was thinking of Freddy Free Dive because he has
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Speaker 2 (24:43):
Freddy Free Dive actually, you know, put some thought into
that one. I kind of like that Freddy.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
Think of something.

Speaker 13 (24:51):
Yes, well, what happened to snorkel or whatever it was?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, Freddy Free I I uh yeah, I overgoed it.
That's okay, Freddy Free Dive. Uh so it shall be
uh there you go.

Speaker 8 (25:15):
It has a liter to it.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
It does. And he has long stock, which is, you know,
a pumpkin snorkel according to Vinnie, And that's fine. And
so it's kind of like our Halloween good luck charm,
you know, and that'll last probably well into well, well, it'll.

Speaker 12 (25:32):
Last at least till next Friday.

Speaker 8 (25:34):
It'll last it'll last at least a month.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh yeah, he's got a small fresh one. That's what
will go well into up holiday.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
Put him in a freezer.

Speaker 18 (25:43):
No, he just looked let it go natural.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
It'll let it go. Let it you know, as soon
as it gets nice and gooey, and then chuck it
outside onto the sidewalk.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Last time I caught it just in time. I was
about ready to collapse on my dresser. So yeah, that
won't happen.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Mill If you see flies, that's Freddy free dive, right,
Freddy free dive right?

Speaker 8 (26:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (26:07):
Yeah, okay, many in the spirit of Halloween, you need
to put a mirror behind his little snorkel and see
if it fogs up. If it fogs up, then he
truly does have the Halloween spirit.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah. I don't know. Do you think it'd make it
to dema Freddy Freed? Maybe bring it to the DIMA
show in Orlando.

Speaker 8 (26:26):
If it's not rotten, bring it.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Hey, If it is rotten, that might be even more fun.
See if you get it through t s a security,
that'll be a whole thing.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Good little soup.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Put it in your sock, it'd be a carry on.
It's a Yeah, it's not good night, that's nasty. Brittany
just texted me said, I if he does that. Please

(26:57):
make sure he puts it in the front and at
the back. If he puts it into spanks, that's a
whole another story that we probably should leave off the.

Speaker 17 (27:07):
Air, easier to hide the snorkel in the back.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Okay, that's enough, all right, So speaking of the demo show,
I have a question real quick. Okay, Casey, what are
you nipping on there? That was in that skull thing woods.

Speaker 17 (27:22):
My Halloween spirits of course, Yeah, something I caught that.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, I don't know if it's spirits.

Speaker 17 (27:30):
Spirit tell you what's actually in it, but it makes
it easier to commune with the spirits.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Ah, okay, get you there, quicker spirits.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
I thought he was going to say, makes the show
more tolerable.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Well you duh. Well that bottle goes without saying. All right.
So look, DIMA is coming up, and so you know,
we usually do like a dive or no dive thing
with some cases and prizes in the cases, and people
in the crowd pick out which box they want and
then we open it up and they get the prize

(28:06):
that's in the box. Right, That's something we've been doing
for a few years now at the DIMA show. But
we're gonna We're gonna change things up this year. I
figure it's time for something different. So uh, and I
alluded to this a few weeks ago, but I've met,
I've pulled the trigger, and uh, we got three new
games that we are going to execute at the DIMA Show.

(28:27):
One is life size Mermaid ring Toss. So I have
I have like six inflatable doughnuts, you know, like floats,
pool floats, and we're gonna set a couple of mermaids
up in the audience and then pull a couple of
people out of the audience. They'll each get three rings
in the first one to throw their float and uh

(28:52):
and hook a hook a mermaid or ring a mermaid
will win in that particular competition. Thantly, that could be fun.
Huh hooker, yes, well a ringer a ringer I think ringwork, yes, yes,
ring yeah, something like that. So that's one, and then
there's going to be scuba radio. Well let's see, what

(29:12):
did we decide to call the the second one. Well,
we're getting there. That that's three. But scuba radio. Uh,
booty balls? Was that shake your booty balls? That's it?
And Vinnie was real excited about this one when I
told you, you want to explain that one shake your

(29:33):
booty balls, Vinny, what they ought to do?

Speaker 8 (29:36):
I remember the one I liked was the granny parts.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Well, I know, but I would like you to explain
what shake your booty balls.

Speaker 8 (29:42):
I actually don't remember what that.

Speaker 10 (29:44):
One seems to be really interested in Granny.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
I knew.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I knew he wouldn't remember single berries. No, it's okay.
It's like, we basically got a weight belt and through
the webbing of the weight belt. You know, I have
the belt on the front, just like a typical weight belt,
but on the back there's a box that the webbing
goes through, and we're gonna put a bunch of balls
in it with a hole in it, and you got
you set it on the back. You you lace up

(30:11):
the belt right, and then you've got to shake your
butt to get the balls to fly out of the
the box.

Speaker 10 (30:19):
Shake your booty there's not a hole in the bottom.
It just doesn't drop balls.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
No, there'll be a hole in the backside of the box.
But you know they'll stay there if you don't move,
But if you move, you can shake them out. You
shake your booty balls. It might involve a type of turque,
you know what, swing the balls up and get them
into the box. No, you're that's a totally different game.
You're talking about monkey hooker and we're not doing that.

(30:45):
We're not doing monkey Hooker. That's a different game.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Look that one up.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
That's a little too far. We're doing shake your booty balls.
So it's a box for the hole in it, and
if you just stay still, the balls won't come out.
But if you shake your booty, if you twirk, the
balls will start flying out and the first person to
get the most balls out will win in a certain
amount of time.

Speaker 12 (31:08):
Yeah, I got a question.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I bet you do, and I'm really I got my
hand on the dumb bunton.

Speaker 10 (31:13):
But wait, what's the name of this other game that
you're not going to do? Monkey hole?

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Or no, you don't want to now I want to
look this up monkey hooker. Okay, okay, well, Jerry, what
what's your question?

Speaker 12 (31:24):
So you're going to use a white milk correct.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Well, it's a weight belt type of device.

Speaker 12 (31:29):
Yes, Well is it going to have a right hand
release on it?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Probably? Yes?

Speaker 12 (31:34):
Why okay, I'm just.

Speaker 13 (31:36):
Going to make sure we can dump it quickency.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
There's no extra credit for dumping anything, just shaking your
booty balls out of the hole. But you can I
understand there could be some confusion there, but I'm got
to keep it straight, all right. More coming up.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
He's the worldwide Scuba Radio network.

Speaker 8 (32:08):
Excuse would excuse?

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Would prepared to ring for guy.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Your surface interval is complete. You are now clear to
dive with Scuba Radio, the world's first radio show devoted
to diving.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Dive, dive, dive.

Speaker 18 (32:38):
Happy Halloween to you.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
It's okay. If you're frightened, just keep your windows open.

Speaker 18 (32:50):
You don't want to miss the wonders of terror.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
There's nothing to be scared of. They won't bite your
head off unless your fee late. Naughty tonight, Wishing you
happy Halloween, Wishing you happy Halloween. What's with you? What's

(33:16):
happy about Halloween? You ask?

Speaker 18 (33:19):
Look at all those lapping monsters.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Happy Halloween.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Well, thank you. This is the world's first radio show
devoted to diving. It's our annual Scuba Radio Halloween Spectacular.
And there's one other example of how we celebrate and
hopefully that I think I was a real toe tapper.
What say you? God?

Speaker 18 (33:43):
God?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (33:44):
What?

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Are you just expressing yourself at a particular moment in time.

Speaker 7 (33:49):
Or I'm trying to go along with you.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Okay, fair enough, I could pull it off.

Speaker 12 (33:56):
All right.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
We got to talk about the you know, the games
that were going to do a dema. I haven't covered
the third game yet. We got Shaker Booty Balls. Now
we're not doing that life size ring toss with real
life mermaids. And the third game that Vinnie two Tanks
really excited about is the granny panties. Uh spectacular. Yeah,

(34:22):
so generally I don't want those generally, yes, but basically
these are prizes, yeah, and people have to earn them,
and uh, what they'll do. They'll put on these pants
that the waistbands kind of like hula hoop type of thing,
and they pull up they're quite big, and then uh,

(34:44):
and then we throw stuff at them and they got
to catch them in their their granny panties underwear. Yes,
that's the that's thea.

Speaker 8 (34:52):
I think it sounds like fun.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Well, it might be a new fashion statement for Vinnie
two Tanks, might be.

Speaker 9 (34:58):
I think it's a normal fa.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 17 (35:03):
Vinny's actually disappointed that he can't play in the game.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Well, he says he can't.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
I can come up there and play. No.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I called him this week to expand. Yeah, I thought
he was disqualified because no, no, no, you got to understand, Uh,
we we have to have some demonstrations, and so I figured,
you know, get Vinnie up there to put the granny
panties on and show them what we want them to do.

Speaker 13 (35:31):
No, no, no, no, no, he be the one to catch
the stuff for the people.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
He's got to put the granny panties on first, That's
what I'm saying. He has to demonstrate what we're looking
to do, and then we're gonna greg We're gonna people.

Speaker 17 (35:47):
Let the people choose which scuba radio characters.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
No, I already did. I'm calling. I'm calling calling it
right now. I want Vinnie to do this to illustrate.
We're gonna throw like, you know, live fish Adam that
he has to catch in his granny pants. I don't
think that's gonna work. What do you mean, why are
you going to do it before the show opens. No,
we'll say, okay, here's here's Vinnie, two tanks and follow

(36:13):
his lee. This is what you're gonna have to do,
and well we'll set them in the crowd. You're always working, though,
what's before it's before the show starts. I just asked
you that and you said no, Well, okay, listen, Greg, listen. No,
I mean what we'll do as we usually and he'll
be available, Yes, from nine thirty to ten.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
You could probably get Yeah, I could probably do it
at the pre show.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, that's the whole idea. Yeah, exactly. So that's what
we're gonna do.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
We're gonna toss what like cucumbers?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Cucumbers?

Speaker 9 (36:42):
Yeah, because I don't think I could follow that act.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
Do I win a prize?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Do you win a prize?

Speaker 10 (36:49):
You get to keep the zucchini, I get to keep
the granny pants.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Great, it'd be an upgrade from his spanks.

Speaker 8 (36:57):
Sure instead, thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Oh geez, okay.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
You can't catch anything in those.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I mean you can't even catch a cold in those?
Oh yeah? Can I that he could? All right? So, uh,
now we've told the world what we plan to do,
and you can avoid us at all costs.

Speaker 7 (37:18):
Show up to see if we actually pull in.

Speaker 17 (37:20):
Yeah, they can all be at home practicing.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Well maybe now, I think you know, Greg.

Speaker 13 (37:28):
Even Scheff had a good idea, which was, say what
a box carrot in a box game carrot?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
In a box? What's that, chef? What do you mean
you don't?

Speaker 9 (37:40):
Yeah, to look it up online. It's a game in
the UK.

Speaker 11 (37:43):
Yeah, the game show where literally there's a box and
there's either a carrot in it or there's not, and
there's two guys on either side of it, and the
one guy has to convince the other guy whether there's
a carrot in the box or whether there's not.

Speaker 9 (37:56):
And if you could figure out.

Speaker 11 (37:57):
If the guy's don't the liar of the truth, then
you win that with that thing, and you can do
like storkele in a box or you know, anything in
a box.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
So you're lying to each other trying to figure it out.

Speaker 9 (38:07):
You're trying to Yeah, you're trying to make find out
if the guy's telling you the truth or not.

Speaker 12 (38:12):
Ah got has one that all right?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Right, Yeah he does that stork glly bowl. Yes, exactly describe.

Speaker 9 (38:20):
What you're seeing and you have the truth or not.
But yeah, just.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Carrying the box and it is I well that we
could maybe uh have Anny do that, just put and
put his red spanks on and say okay we have
Anny two tanks behind the and his red spankst straight harder.

Speaker 18 (38:41):
Well, you'd have to issue the crowd a bunch of
binoculars otherwise they won't see anything.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Okay, a little.

Speaker 7 (38:50):
Really cold in that hole.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Speaking of a carrot, not a guy as baby carrots.

Speaker 8 (38:57):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
AnyWho a chef?

Speaker 7 (39:01):
Did you what?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
By the way, you just got back from Utilla, didn't you?
Or what's been going on with you?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (39:07):
So the big news that Utila was that we filmed
the id C Magic module. Now, so imagine that there
is a lead into each one of the fifteen modules
during an IDC where the school magician comes on does
a magic trick preemptively to talk about you know, laws
and regulations or dive theory, whatever it is that they're

(39:28):
about to learn about. I'm kind of the thing to
wake everybody up again, re energize the room, and get
them excited.

Speaker 9 (39:34):
About what they're about to learn.

Speaker 11 (39:35):
But it's also teaching them contact engagement and non diving
training aids, which are a big part of the IE
being able to do those things. So here's fifteen examples,
one after another. So, yeah, we came out great. We're
send it to some course directors and of course Patty
to get the blessing on everything. But yet, right, very

(39:57):
well received so far.

Speaker 10 (39:58):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Is that what you're going to be promoting it to
dema show?

Speaker 11 (40:02):
Yeah, any course director that signs up as the Scuba
Magician instructor.

Speaker 9 (40:07):
Trainer gets this free.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
So it's a fifteen hundred dollars values but we're selling
it for but any course director can get it and
add it to their own I d C s.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
How about that? Okay? And of course you get all
the details at Scubamagician dot com. I assume right, of course, yes,
so go there or.

Speaker 8 (40:26):
For other agencies.

Speaker 11 (40:28):
It's primarily a Patty one because that's how the I
d C.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
That's the one that I went through, so I know it.
But any I d C could use it.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
They you know, they're just kind of changing the names basically,
but the ideas they're still gonna be the same.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Right and if any wants to do it. And uh,
I mean, is one of the tricks on how to
hide the carrot? Is that one of them?

Speaker 11 (40:49):
I just emailed you the the link to that so
you can understand what the game is.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Okay, all right, Well it's funny. I no, I think
I get it. If it's a Jimmy fallon thing, I
think I get this.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
Yeah, we just prettybody.

Speaker 9 (41:05):
It's a big into photography. Anyone else you knows that
I love photography.

Speaker 11 (41:09):
There's a new app it's through a lady Go called
Go Ask Aaron, and it's called the Backscatter Exterminator.

Speaker 9 (41:17):
So if you take a picture, we've got all that.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Backscattering, yes, which is a big one thing.

Speaker 11 (41:21):
You put the picture in and it literally removes it
all automatically.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
WHOA that would be nice.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Now that's magic, that's real magic.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Yeah, okay, well we'll get to that. We'll get the
link to the don't tell me, no, we're gonna tell you.
We're gonna get the link up there at scoober radio
dot com. But of course check out Scoobamagician dot com
as well. All right, look that's our one. We got
our two of the Scoober Radio Halloween Spectacular. Still to go,
stick around, Let's just get started tat.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
Around to Jock Dustoo y'allo download you want to stay
and no, if you be pressurized, you want to be
there On Diocut.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
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Speaker 4 (42:18):
This seems the logical place for fish to congregate.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
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editions of Scuba Radio worldwide over the internet at scuba
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Speaker 12 (42:29):
Oh, we're in international waters.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
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Speaker 4 (42:39):
Well, it's all very nice yet, but we should be
going there.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I miss me wife in me oxygen.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gas. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
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of the hosts, callers, and guests.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
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It should never be conducted without proper instruction and training.

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