November 1, 2025 • 43 mins
This week Greg The Divemaster chats with an underwater photographer who is about to attend her first DEMA show. Plus more details on the games we plan for this year's event. Looking for HOUR2?
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
No, hello there, don't be alarmed. We're just preparing your
listening device for Scuba Radio, the world's first radio show
devoted to diving. We do this, of course, by fielding
new radio with water. We're professions. Thanks to me, you
won't even get wet. You see, I've crammed every appetitive
my body into the cracks and crevices of your radio.
By the way, don't touch your on off knob. That's
a very sensitive area. Anyway, I should remind you we
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believe in the buddy system, just like diving. So don't
listen alone. Call your buddy and tell them that scuba
radio is about to be given. We're going to start
a new life under the sea.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Am I gonna drown?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Of course not.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Just stay calm and let the gentle currents relecture every muscle.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Under the Just get warmer.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
No, no, heg you take donague rustations under the sea.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Where the hell are show?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And no, here's your dive guy for Scuba Radio, Greg
the Dive Master.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And welcome. This is the world's first radio show devoted
to diving. I am Greg the Dive Master. CJ in
the studio and me I do man. Hey, you brought candy, right,
you brought leftover Halloween candy. You have plenty of candy.
You never have enough. Leygo fat bowl and help myself
to little chocol you did. So you're good and juiced
(01:30):
for today. You've got to keep me awake from this snooze. Fan. Well,
i'll tell you what. We're going to start the show
off with a little different than normal with a special guest.
Oh cool, yeah, which will definitely be an upgrade. Uh,
you know it may be a deterrent for you snoozing.
Get it going. Yeah, and her name is Michelle. She
is on Scuba Radio with us today along with the
(01:51):
Scuba Radio Scuba Squad, which we'll get to it in
just a bit. So you guys just sit back and
don't scare her away. Mouth shut. I'm talking about Casey
the Tobacco, not Vinny two Tanks, Sharry the Diver, guy
Berry the Bugger. I never do anything, yes, right, but Michelle. Uh,
and you know what, I'm gonna butcher your last name,
So I'm gonna let you say it. Michelle, what is it?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
You're totally fine. It's I'm Michelle deploy. My family is
from South Africa, so it's a Dutch last name.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I love it deploy Okay, and uh, but but she
is an underwater photographer, has an amazing website and and
uh and again the pictures I saw on our website
are phenomenal, really really good stuff. What is the website? Yeah,
what is the website? You arel there, Michelle.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Website is Mdpphotographs dot com.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, there you go. And MDP right, MDP Photograph Photos
Photographs Photographs dot Com. Okay, got that covert, so go
check it out. And you've been taking uh, you know,
a lot of marine life credit pictures for how long
you figure? Now?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Honestly, I've been a diver. I got certified when I
was twelve, so I've been a diver for quite a while.
But then when I moved to Kei Largo four years ago, yeah,
I was able to be in the water every day.
That's really when it started taking off. So i'd stayed
really in the last four years. It's when it's really
been taking off for me. And I've been kind of
just doing that more and more so it's more recent
for me.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But right, well, good, I mean, I mean, like I said,
the quality is really really good that she's put out
and I've seen a lot over the years and doing
this goofy radio show. We're not very visual, as you
can see on Facebook, Live, YouTube and Twitch and x
and stuff. With the exception of Michelle. She's an upgrade
for sure, and we're going to bring her to the
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DIMA show this year. She's going to join the crew
because she doesn't know any better and has never been.
Is that right, Michelle? This will be your first DIMA show.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
My first DIMA. I'm super excited.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You're right.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
I've never been before and I've always wanted to go,
so I'm very hyped for it.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, good, we could always use a little extra help
and upgrade.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Let Greg talk you into anything, uh.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Huh yeah, oh good to know I will. The only
person that you're supposed to agree with is me always. Michelle.
Just remember that one rule of thumb. What are you
shaking your head for? God Johnson? That was solid advice
from Casey. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Now, thing you is that she'll learn that real quick though.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Okay, I see, I can that advice.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Just remember who's in charge, Michelle, and they have no clue. Right,
God is in charge, got it? Okay?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Sure he tells you something. Look at any one of us,
and we'll just nod or say, all.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Right, don't make me turn your mic off. Casey, that's
enough out of you. But Michelle, So going back to
where you're at in Key Largo, are most of the
underwater photography things that you've done or down there or
you've been traveling the world or what I would.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Say, honestly about half and a half The half is
here in Florida, and then I do travel quite a
bit for my work as well.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Yeah, so Key Largo.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Yeah, in the summertime, I do shoot quite a bit here,
but I also do drive up to Jupiter is just
a couple hours the north of us here, and I
a shark photography up there.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, Yeah, most of I would.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Say, like any of the coral reef photos you see,
most of those, I've been to Indonita a bit and
such and taking a lot of the photos there. But yeah, no, honestly,
I feel like you always see.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Something down here in the Keys.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
There's lots of eagle rays here this summer, and I
always love shooting those guys.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Yeah, some nurse sharks.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
I always get some turtles and reef sharks around here,
So definitely some is.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Tough to see it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Well, if you're in the water enough, you're going to
see stuff. I mean they're popping up all the time,
maybe a little scattered throughout the seasons, uh, you know
down there in the keys. So is that your main
gig is photography or I mean you also work some boats, right,
like a as a dive guide or snorkel guide. Is
that the deal or what?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Yeah? So I am a dive master.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I worked at a dive shop for a while, but
I currently work at a resort where we have a
couple different boats.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
So yes, I do snorkel guiding.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
We do snorkel trips almost every day, and then we
also run like sunset cruises on our sailing catamarans.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
The photography, i'd say is my goal is to eventually
make that like my full time thing.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
So currently I.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Have this other job to data bills, and then that
is just kind of what I'm working.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Towards, just to fund your fund your fun stuff, which
is under underwater photography. Yeah, and so your dive certification
is what we dive master. Okay, all right, fellow dive master,
I'm actually an instructor, but that's okay. Dive masters all
that matters. What do you get? You know? Sorry, CJ's
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in the studio with me, Michelle, and he keeps looking
at me, giving me the stink eye. Why are you
doing that? I've heard that before. It's it's old news,
is what you're saying. Well, I'm just trying to bring
her up to speed with the rest of the crew.
I'm trying to Okay, don't listen to him, don't just
ignore his his stink eye looks over my way. But regardless, Michelle,
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that's uh, that's cool. I mean, did you tell her
about your heated rash guard yet? Well, they don't. She
doesn't mean that probably down the keys always cold.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
In the water.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I would love a heated round, she.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Made my point, not yours. No, she said she would
like one, right, you said she doesn't need it, and
she goes, no, I would actually like one. Well I well, okay,
so are you.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Now you need to get her heated rash card, Greggy.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well, I can tell her where to buy one.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
And no, that's not good enough.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I don't know if they'll be at the Dema show.
The company that makes those, they're always there on your show.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You should get her a heated rash guard.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
That's right once again. Now yeah, well then yeah, you
just wear it under your wet shuits.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Giveaways.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah, I wish there's only one company making them, and
they're they're not really too keen on the dive industry
these days.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Oh they were, they were in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
All right, all right, let's give Greg a break.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
He's trying to desperately weasel out, so let's just let
him go.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, well we'll see. We'll be on the lookout. See
if they're so up in there.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Maybe I just want to ask her a question, and
what kind of camera she using?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, let's find out, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yes, I'm currently shooting with a Canon US R fifty
and then I have a non a KM housing for
my camera, and I also use.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
A wider dome port for most of my shots as well.
It's nice for the larger wildlife to have the dome.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's a you know, equipment matters. That's what Stevie Wonder
used to use. No, that's a lie. See I told you, Michelle,
you can't listen to half the craps guy spew.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Unfortunately, that type of equipment is really pricey. It can be,
so it makes you nervous when you take it down
in the water, doesn't it I'm always.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
So stressed like you.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
There's like a little like vacuum seal thing, And like
it's nice that it has an led light so once
you hump it, if the pressure is but it'll stay
green and then if it doesn't to lose pressure, it'll
turn yellow and if it leaks culture in red.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
So it's nice to kind of have that piece of mind.
But I gotta be honest.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
The whole time I'm down there, I'm looking at that
light every five seconds making sure it's still green.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yes, I'm sure that's kind of like any two tanks
spanks are always red. But that's maybe that was.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
A warning go there.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
But yeah, you know you don't want red. That would
be bad. Floods suck, literally, they're no fun. Whether it's
a fancy camera system. Yeah, I mean I have, but
I've only lost a few go pros. I haven't lost
anything too important. But Michelle, it's great to have you
along for the team. And like I said, I will
apologize in advance for you hanging with the crew here
(09:37):
at Scuba Radio at the DIMA Show. In a couple
of weeks but we look forward to seeing you there
and uh, you know, wish you the best and we'll
kind of show you the ropes. Okay, yeah, she's speechless.
Can you blame her? Yeah, it happens, all right. More
coming up, Stay close.
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Speaker 10 (12:32):
Won't understand me that I have asked, But because I don't,
if it gets out, they won't let me scuba. If
I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What
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Did anybody, by the way, uh will.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Up there so there.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
For their guards tear out little kidding nobody that's nasty, retarded.
I already told you that. Okay, Well, I.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Just put out a big sign that said I love
children taste better than cat.
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Wow?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Did you I thought I saw you on the news.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, well, there were a couple of cruise.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It actually might have been a post at the post office. Uh.
AnyWho Uh but so none of you guys use your
dive gear for Halloween, none of nobody. You didn't use
it for a costume or like it to be ready
to dive. Well, it still could be. I mean, you know,
if it's fine, don't get more greg Well the other well,
(13:45):
you live out in the middle of nowhere. The statute
of limitations. They have to empire first.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, by the time to hit up Jerry's driveway. They're
here in banjo music.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Okay, there's like a certain amount of space that they
have to maintain around small children. Tell me that's the
case down by the creek. Actually, it is moonshine season.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
What do you mean moonshine season. There's no season, is
the course?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah? Is it's moonshine season right now, isn't it. Yeah,
there we go.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I mean, people corn from anywhere, or does it not
just have to be?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well, no, this is the time when the harvest happened,
so they got more corn to make the make the hoot.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
They make corn all year long.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Now, okay, you listening and exactly, Yeah, Berry's willing to
ask all kinds of questions that Jerry the diver guy
can't really say. He doesn't want to incriminate himself.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
It's mash time. I'll just say that.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Okay, monster mash get it. See what I did?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I want to know, Is it true?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I heard Jerry spent all afternoon blowing up red balloons
with little pieces of string on them for the kiddies.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Huh huh, All right, that's just weird.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I never saw the movie. Oh okay, sorry about that
clown or something.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'll tell you what. I wasn't blowing up red balloons,
but I was blowing up floats like pool floats for
the demo show this week. I got all our our
games into the headquarters here this week. Would he actually
did I know? I blowing them up like a week
ahead of time? Well, I wanted to make sure they'd work.
(15:41):
I had to make sure you let me let me
explain a few things here. First off, you're like ten
days out. Well, yeah, but we we got to you know,
fings didn't work out right with the materials that I
have to work with, We're gonna have problems in one
of the question marks that we had for the life
size toss, which is what those are for. So I
(16:02):
got big, you know, six big pool floats and the
and basically we're gonna have people out in the audience
and you're gonna have to throw one of these floats
and wring somebody, whether it's a mermaid or Yeah, the
contestants will be up on stage and they'll throw the
rings off and try to get it around someone. But
I had to make sure that the floats that I
(16:24):
bought were big enough and and uh diameter from the
middle part, you know, because if they're two oh for
the standard American correct, I'm here to report. Well, I'm
here to report that these floats will accommodate even the
most husky. They just need to get over the head
(16:45):
right and no, no full body. I mean that would
be ideal. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
I was gonna say, you're not going to indicate that they.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Have to wring our public's neck.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
No, No, I ask it around the whole bod.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, Okay, that'd be scary.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
No it's not.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I just they're big enough to handle even the the
people with the most curf, you know. So, I mean
we'll have to find people to uh pick I mean
we're going to pick someone like Vinnie. Of course I
could have got a little kiddy float. It would have
worked around him.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
He's skinning bones would work around me.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Oh god, no, let's be realistic. Oh geeze, I'm not
a miracle worker a Casey who cost him idea of
the planet Saturn.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So just another game I can't play.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Well, no, you'll you're gonna be h you know, a handler.
You're part of the show anyway, you can't win. Yeah,
but I mean we can handle Berry and everybody. Case
He might be pushing it, but I think he's you know,
that's fine, but uh but but you know, I mean,
the thing is we're going to try to wring a mermaid.
(17:50):
And if I would have had any kind of floats
that would not fit around a mermaid, I would be
in big trouble. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, that
would create some you may already some conflicts. Why why
I don't think so? Their reliabilities in question. I would
be worried.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
What do you mean, liability they show up?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
If they'll show up? Oh no, no, we have a
full uh pod of a mermaid showing up with the
Dima show to help out. How many, at least four,
maybe even five Okay, Yeah, and then we get we
got a professional photographer to document some of this stuff.
You know, with Michelle, she's coming out and she'll maybe
take some pictures and things like that. Oh she takes
(18:33):
above water pictures. Well, she takes pictures. Yeah, she has
a camera and the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
So she might earn a rash guard.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Well, well you get rash guard.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I will tell her where to get them. I mean,
you know, Jerry seems to think that they're going to
be at the show. The run deals sometimes, Yeah, but
the main company that sells them now has not been
really doing much. They're only there's only one. Yeah, because
the company that used to sell them in the States,
(19:03):
uh kind of went out of business kind of and
sold off.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Well the that's been showing up is like one of
the Chinese companies.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yes, but well I don't know, I don't know what
was the brand of that one. The one I I
have is a company called Venture Heat Wet No. I
don't think I don't think that's accurate.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
But it's a great name. Yeah. Well, maybe you'd start
your own rash guards may.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Find a new revenue stream. Yeah, but Venture Heat is
the company that I have.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Weat you long time.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay, that's enough, Okay, just inappropriate. But yeah, you know,
so I got the games in the floats for the
life size ring Toss, got those in. We got the
Scuba Radio Shake your Booty Balls game in and I said,
up one of those, and.
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Someone told appropriate, Yeah, why is that?
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Get arrested.
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No, no, I mean see that's the game. The case
you might not have have to demo for everybody. So
so you know, you want to see some middle aged men,
you know the work. We've got the mermaids to do that. Okay,
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but uh, but he is. He's gigging, gigging as we speak, and.
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He's watching and he'll check in with us.
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they gig together.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Maybe sour kraut, baby carrots.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
He likes spinach.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Wow, Yeah, who doesn't. Just good for you? Yeah, five,
burn it and stuff.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Yes, Barry, I just said this to the squad. I
forgot to send it. I was at the boat show
Thursday and there was a yacht there with its garage
door that's what I call him, on the back of
it opened. Yeah, and if you take a look at
that picture, you gotta see twelve beautiful takes all lined
up with benches.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
It's a premium way to dive.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Absolutely what you're telling us. Yeah, what do you.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I could have one. Maybe I've been holding out on
you guys. You never know, Yeah, you'd be using it.
But yeah, a lot of these fancy yachts at the
boat show do have like a garage on the bottom
back of you know, water level of them. And this
one is pretty intense a lot of them. You press
a button and they just poop out another boat.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Yep, something like that.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
But this one actually has us like a dive to get.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
That bodily function in this show somehow.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I know it's disgusting. No, it's science. Hello, you press
a button, door opens, boat comes right out.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah, all ready to run.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Uh huh. But this one didn't have a boat. Basically,
it was like a dive shop. The guy had set
up a bunch of tanks. I mean it was it
was pretty wild set up he had, But that did
look impressive. Did you talk to that guy at the
boat show and to tell them who you were?
Speaker 4 (25:52):
No? No, when I when I was going over there,
they saw the world and they said you stay off.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah. Well I was going to say, because if you
told him, yeah, you probably might escorated off from the
world floating.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
He's like, if I if I end up over there,
I'll go there tomorrow, clearly.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah. All right. By the way, the third game that
we're doing at the demo show is a granny panties game.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Oh you made Ben happy?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Well, it's basically the waistband.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
You can figure out.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
It's basically like Vinnie's red spanks. But the waistband is
about the size of a hula hoop, and you put
it around, you put it on, and you have this
extra space, and now you've got to catch a bunch
of stuff in your pants when you put them on.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
So Greg, you'd think of Greg, well, I did?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
You're welcome? I know, And none of this sounds like
fun to watch. What are you talking about? I hope
it's fun for the contestant. This is gonna be hilarity
for the whole family. Hello, are you?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Are you handing the contestants of like a box of
tomatoes to throw?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
No, I haven't decided what it is. I have these
little small beach balls that they would have to catch.
But maybe we'll find something else, something that's not going
to bruise them. Well, no, I prefer bodily injury. Now,
then you could be Yeah, I'll sue you. Be smart, Greg,
for once in your life, for the first time ever. Yes,
be smart. I don't think so. We live life on
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the edge. I hope you have a hell of an
insurance policy. Uh, participate at your own risk.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I have an idea, Greg, Oh God help us. Maybe
you could get some rubber chickens.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Rubber chickens, I give mean like mini cock Johnson's.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Well, yeah, then they could say they cut up cock
Johnson and their panties.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
That's just weird.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
I don't be saying, oh, look we're tossing the cocks.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I it's your fault, Greg, you started this whole name thing. Yeah,
I don't think. I don't think that's going to go
over very well if we do this.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Pooping out of their boats.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
All right, Look, we got standards here. Of course they're low,
but even I have my limits standards. So anyway, Well,
we have the games ready to go, and I'm I'm
pretty excited because I think it's going to go over
really really well. I mean, if I told somebody, I said, look,
if we're going to give away thousands of dollars worth
of dive trips, gear and cool dive related stuff and
(28:33):
I can't have any of it, then I at least
got to be entertained by making people make fools of them. Right,
I was going to say, there's a big humiliation factor.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Yes, I mean, okay, I have I have a participation question.
Oh God help us again, because nobody really knows us, Greg.
They only know you could we take our scuba radio
shirts off and participate? And maybe I would prefer you to
be clothed myself, but nobody notice us.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
If you're bear chested and wandering around the aisles of
the DIMA show, that is going to be very offensive
tone of the population.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Put a scuba radio sticker on my.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I'm just.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I am.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh, take a moment for yourself.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Berry your I'm visualizing this.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
I bet you are.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
You want to rip it off.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
You Berry? Take it easy, all right, you guys, settle
down now. I mean, you know, we want people to
come to dam not stay away. Yeah, we don't want
to scare scare people off the show floor. I mean
maybe we could, you know, go out in the parking
lot and have them come around up everybody to rush
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them in.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
If the strongest survived, they have a better chance of winning.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Well what are they going to survive?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
What are you.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Gonna seeing us topless? Then? Yeah, the ones that run
off won't have any chance of winning. The ones that
stick it out and don't up chuck their breakfast in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
And this is I'm not going to bedless or whatever
you say it.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
So I'll just sit back and be topless. You're just
gonna walk around your little man KINI.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Still won't be topless.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Okay, you guys just stop right now, don't make that mic.
The damage has been done. I hope no one's listening
to this right now. None of this will happen. There'll
be no nudity of the Scuba Radio Scuba Squad if
I have anything to do with, and if there is,
I will promptly call security and have you escorted. Might
even add some brown bags me.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
He's crowing over it, now, what.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do you mean, fry?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, no he's not. It's okay.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
He wanted to wear his red spanks.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Hey, hey, little guy, suck up, little guy, Benny A
you okay, you're okay, right, you're not You're not. No,
I'm not. No, he's beauted.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
He I hear the tears following.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Now.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I think he's a little melancholy today because we're you know,
we're past Halloween and what's the name of the pumpkin
behind you? Well again, fred Fred Freddie Freediver is on
his last you know, he's he's starting brought away store
ball and then he's yeah, Vinny is probably a little
sad can you blame him? Yeah on board. Yeah, well
(31:48):
it is what it is. We're coming up.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
He's the Worldwide Scuba Radio Network.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Scooo.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Guy, your surface interval is complete. You are now clear
to dive with Scuba Radio Media, the world's first radio
show devoted to diving.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Dive, Dive, Dive.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Oh hey, Dinish, why are you here? Worth j oh
Aj can't come. You wanted him to come certified scuba
before the trip, right.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, so we got scuba Gabe.
Speaker 11 (32:40):
Well, he finished all his check dives last night, but
you have to wait twenty four hours before you fly.
So we decided to trade places with the day. Uh no,
for for all of it? Why because it would be easier.
Speaker 9 (32:53):
No.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Follow me, follow.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Me, follow me, follow me.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Let's dive into the deep. Blucy, come around.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
What do you see?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I see it?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Jelly fish swimming near knees.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Let's dive into the deep. Percy, follow me, follow me,
follow me, follow me.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Let's dive into the deep.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Bloom See. This is the world's first radio show devoted
to diving. I am Greg the dive Master. Cjys in
the studio with me. What's going on some people. Some
people refer to him as Cox Johnson. That could be
a little scary. Well, me and everybody listens to this show,
(33:40):
just let it look, let it go. There's no time
for that. Uh. But we got all our games squared
for the Dema Show. There is some other news and
information that I wanted to bounce off of the Scuba
Radio Scuba Squad this week. One. Yeah, you know, we
(34:02):
had that hurricane that went through Jamaica, right, And I
don't know if you've guys h I mean, you're you're
pretty uh social media set. I have heard of this, Yes,
you've heard it, like Jared the diver guy. You heard
this stuff on Facebook and TikTok and twitters and the
xes and everything. Yeah. But there's some videos of sharks
(34:25):
showing up in like hotel pools. Did you see this?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
No, I hadn't seen that.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah. Yeah, and it's all fake. But with AI, those
things I see now I assume are fake until I
can you know, filure you out verify. There's so much
dumb crap. Yeah, but is this said dumb? I mean
I saw a video of sharks in a pool right
(34:51):
on the edge of the ocean in Jamaica and the
actually when you just claned that, like, oh wow, that's
pretty crazy. You know, some fish and stuff got in there.
I mean, but and then I said, wait a minute,
have you ever seen some ducks in a pond? I have? Okay, yeah,
and that's not real? Is that what you're trying to stop?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
There?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Just going you know, but uh, you know, Sharknado kind
of planted that seed. What a horrible movie. Yeah, but
uh but yeah, there's a bunch of videos online of
like fish and things showing up in weird places. You
were an extra and one of the worst turds ever made.
(35:33):
I think that's just hony. That is funny, that's hilarious.
I think sounds you were. You were the lowest actor.
You were an extra, barely got paid in one of
the a se in like the third what the third
sequel and the biggest ever made. No, it was the
(35:55):
third one.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I thought.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
He was just like thereby no, no, no, I.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Got he had to drive down there. Yeah, I got
paid for a whole day's work.
Speaker 8 (36:06):
He had to go to universals just for thirty seconds
if that. In the movie.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
I had more screen time than Jerry Springer. Thank you.
Very much. Yeah, but people know who Jerry Springer is. Yeah,
they know who I am now too. Yeah. He did
what's called the Sweaty Florida Tourist number one, two and three.
He had a GRAMMYO. You were an extra. Yeah, and
your point is what someone's really jelly when you if
(36:35):
you'd even call him an extra?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
When you were the the extra? Where were you standing?
Were you on top of a water slide or something waiting?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
There's a lot of backgrounds, Yeah, a lot of background.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
You were an a cute You were an aligned for
roller coaster.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yeah, different rides at Universal, and then there was a
time when when the sharks were falling all around us
and I had to run for my live.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Okay, so I want to I want to try to
find this part seems I'm all over.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
The way you find Greg is when you're watching the movie,
he's the only extra as he's run parallel, he's staring
at the camera.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Oh incorrect. I was a total professional.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
He broke the fourth wall.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Other extras got lectured for laughing during the shoot, by
the way, not I because I am a professional. And
the director after a couple of scenes, he was like, hey, look,
uh there's sharks falling from the sky. You're supposed to
act scared, not like you're happy, go lucky at a
theme park. I'm like, yeah, duh, I knew that, and
(37:47):
I channeled that motivation into my every scene that I
I was in Shark Nado three. So, uh, yeah, no,
I mean you guys. I mean what I hear is
a lot of guys saying, gosh, I wish I could
have done that. Yeah right, goshsh so so Greg, work
(38:13):
out of your mind, Nato. So if I watch your movie.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
I've never watched the movie, if I watch it, if.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
You watch a movie for the first time ever, if
you're really see you in it, yeah, yeah, there is
about I'll tell you right now, look right behind whoever
the main No, I'll tell you right now. If you
get it's Sharknado three. And if you go, I think
I just said Sharknato three.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Listen, ok the turd Okay, no, that's not Vinny listen.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
So so it's Sharknado three, the best of the Sharknados.
To be honest, there is no best. And uh and
I think it's about twenty minutes in or something. But
when they get to the time in the movie where
they're at Universe Studios, because there's a section of the
movie where they're there at the theme park, uh doing something,
(39:04):
and and that's the backdrop. I'm in a bunch of
those scenes and right behind the main actors, you know,
like like I'm talking to someone behind them while they
do their scene and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
And I cannot believe, naturally, I can't believe you don't
have the time stamp already written down.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
No, I have all them. Look, we had that up
on the website for years. It's still probably up there.
He hasn't been called back, right, Well, well, Ai, they
don't need him anymore. Yeah, he gave me.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
A ballpark twenty minutes, so I'll look good.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Well, just way when you get to the park part
where they're at the Universal Studios theme park for the
next fifteen to twenty minutes, there's an e you know
time during the movie. That's when you're going to see
me in the background. I'm in a bunch of show.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I'm going to go download it and watch it.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Sweaty Floor to one, two and three.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
That is a cable bill in my life.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
So I will say after after the day of shooting. Uh,
you know, I mean the directors, they were very they
were very impressed with my performance. And remember that that
day of shooting, I ended up in the only photo
that was shot from Universal Studios, Florida with Tara Reid.
(40:20):
There was one photo that was released from the shoot
that got sent all throughout the country. It ended up
on Entertainment Tonight, and if you find that news story,
you will see me walking behind Tara Reid kind of
like a stalker. But it's me really, because I'm kind
of a big deal.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Is that on the website too.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
It's somewhere online.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Yeah, I'm looking.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
That's nothing to brag about. Oh yeah it is. I
think I think your better role was when you were
a victim in that Dan video when I played the
dead guy. Yeah, well that was before Sharknado. That was
that was me getting my you know, track records. I
(41:02):
think my resume uncomfortably wooden performance. Well that's what I
was going for. They wanted to They wanted someone what
a stiff Yeah, and I nailed it. I definitely nailed it.
Even threw up a little bit. I had to throw
up on puke de act likely were that's not even
acting for that's right. I just did a couple of
(41:23):
tequila shots and I was all right, throw it. You're
a discussion. I'm ready. No, we're not holding on for nothing.
Our one is over and they'll be that discussion.
Speaker 9 (41:35):
Candy.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Oh you want to get candy and I don't make
a cut. That a lot more World Radio the World
third Scoop and Dive in Show, Captain, Round to job,
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Speaker 2 (41:57):
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Speaker 1 (01:01):
And no, here's your dive guy for Scuba Radio, Greg
the Dive Master.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And welcome. This is the world's first radio show devoted
to diving. I am Greg the Dive Master. CJ in
the studio and me I do man. Hey, you brought candy, right,
you brought leftover Halloween candy. You have plenty of candy.
You never have enough. Leygo fat bowl and help myself
to little chocol you did. So you're good and juiced
(01:30):
for today. You've got to keep me awake from this snooze. Fan. Well,
i'll tell you what. We're going to start the show
off with a little different than normal with a special guest.
Oh cool, yeah, which will definitely be an upgrade. Uh,
you know it may be a deterrent for you snoozing.
Get it going. Yeah, and her name is Michelle. She
is on Scuba Radio with us today along with the
(01:51):
Scuba Radio Scuba Squad, which we'll get to it in
just a bit. So you guys just sit back and
don't scare her away. Mouth shut. I'm talking about Casey
the Tobacco, not Vinny two Tanks, Sharry the Diver, guy
Berry the Bugger. I never do anything, yes, right, but Michelle. Uh,
and you know what, I'm gonna butcher your last name,
So I'm gonna let you say it. Michelle, what is it?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
You're totally fine. It's I'm Michelle deploy. My family is
from South Africa, so it's a Dutch last name.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I love it deploy Okay, and uh, but but she
is an underwater photographer, has an amazing website and and
uh and again the pictures I saw on our website
are phenomenal, really really good stuff. What is the website? Yeah,
what is the website? You arel there, Michelle.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Website is Mdpphotographs dot com.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, there you go. And MDP right, MDP Photograph Photos
Photographs Photographs dot Com. Okay, got that covert, so go
check it out. And you've been taking uh, you know,
a lot of marine life credit pictures for how long
you figure? Now?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Honestly, I've been a diver. I got certified when I
was twelve, so I've been a diver for quite a while.
But then when I moved to Kei Largo four years ago, yeah,
I was able to be in the water every day.
That's really when it started taking off. So i'd stayed
really in the last four years. It's when it's really
been taking off for me. And I've been kind of
just doing that more and more so it's more recent
for me.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But right, well, good, I mean, I mean, like I said,
the quality is really really good that she's put out
and I've seen a lot over the years and doing
this goofy radio show. We're not very visual, as you
can see on Facebook, Live, YouTube and Twitch and x
and stuff. With the exception of Michelle. She's an upgrade
for sure, and we're going to bring her to the
(03:38):
DIMA show this year. She's going to join the crew
because she doesn't know any better and has never been.
Is that right, Michelle? This will be your first DIMA show.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
My first DIMA. I'm super excited.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You're right.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
I've never been before and I've always wanted to go,
so I'm very hyped for it.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, good, we could always use a little extra help
and upgrade.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Let Greg talk you into anything, uh.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Huh yeah, oh good to know I will. The only
person that you're supposed to agree with is me always. Michelle.
Just remember that one rule of thumb. What are you
shaking your head for? God Johnson? That was solid advice
from Casey. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Now, thing you is that she'll learn that real quick though.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Okay, I see, I can that advice.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Just remember who's in charge, Michelle, and they have no clue. Right,
God is in charge, got it? Okay?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Sure he tells you something. Look at any one of us,
and we'll just nod or say, all.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Right, don't make me turn your mic off. Casey, that's
enough out of you. But Michelle, So going back to
where you're at in Key Largo, are most of the
underwater photography things that you've done or down there or
you've been traveling the world or what I would.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Say, honestly about half and a half The half is
here in Florida, and then I do travel quite a
bit for my work as well.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Yeah, so Key Largo.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Yeah, in the summertime, I do shoot quite a bit here,
but I also do drive up to Jupiter is just
a couple hours the north of us here, and I
a shark photography up there.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, Yeah, most of I would.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Say, like any of the coral reef photos you see,
most of those, I've been to Indonita a bit and
such and taking a lot of the photos there. But yeah, no, honestly,
I feel like you always see.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Something down here in the Keys.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
There's lots of eagle rays here this summer, and I
always love shooting those guys.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Yeah, some nurse sharks.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
I always get some turtles and reef sharks around here,
So definitely some is.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Tough to see it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Well, if you're in the water enough, you're going to
see stuff. I mean they're popping up all the time,
maybe a little scattered throughout the seasons, uh, you know
down there in the keys. So is that your main
gig is photography or I mean you also work some boats, right,
like a as a dive guide or snorkel guide. Is
that the deal or what?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Yeah? So I am a dive master.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I worked at a dive shop for a while, but
I currently work at a resort where we have a
couple different boats.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
So yes, I do snorkel guiding.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
We do snorkel trips almost every day, and then we
also run like sunset cruises on our sailing catamarans.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
The photography, i'd say is my goal is to eventually
make that like my full time thing.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
So currently I.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Have this other job to data bills, and then that
is just kind of what I'm working.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Towards, just to fund your fund your fun stuff, which
is under underwater photography. Yeah, and so your dive certification
is what we dive master. Okay, all right, fellow dive master,
I'm actually an instructor, but that's okay. Dive masters all
that matters. What do you get? You know? Sorry, CJ's
(06:28):
in the studio with me, Michelle, and he keeps looking
at me, giving me the stink eye. Why are you
doing that? I've heard that before. It's it's old news,
is what you're saying. Well, I'm just trying to bring
her up to speed with the rest of the crew.
I'm trying to Okay, don't listen to him, don't just
ignore his his stink eye looks over my way. But regardless, Michelle,
(06:50):
that's uh, that's cool. I mean, did you tell her
about your heated rash guard yet? Well, they don't. She
doesn't mean that probably down the keys always cold.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
In the water.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I would love a heated round, she.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Made my point, not yours. No, she said she would
like one, right, you said she doesn't need it, and
she goes, no, I would actually like one. Well I well, okay,
so are you.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Now you need to get her heated rash card, Greggy.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well, I can tell her where to buy one.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
And no, that's not good enough.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I don't know if they'll be at the Dema show.
The company that makes those, they're always there on your show.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You should get her a heated rash guard.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
That's right once again. Now yeah, well then yeah, you
just wear it under your wet shuits.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Giveaways.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah, I wish there's only one company making them, and
they're they're not really too keen on the dive industry
these days.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Oh they were, they were in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
All right, all right, let's give Greg a break.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
He's trying to desperately weasel out, so let's just let
him go.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, well we'll see. We'll be on the lookout. See
if they're so up in there.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Maybe I just want to ask her a question, and
what kind of camera she using?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, let's find out, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yes, I'm currently shooting with a Canon US R fifty
and then I have a non a KM housing for
my camera, and I also use.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
A wider dome port for most of my shots as well.
It's nice for the larger wildlife to have the dome.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's a you know, equipment matters. That's what Stevie Wonder
used to use. No, that's a lie. See I told you, Michelle,
you can't listen to half the craps guy spew.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Unfortunately, that type of equipment is really pricey. It can be,
so it makes you nervous when you take it down
in the water, doesn't it I'm always.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
So stressed like you.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
There's like a little like vacuum seal thing, And like
it's nice that it has an led light so once
you hump it, if the pressure is but it'll stay
green and then if it doesn't to lose pressure, it'll
turn yellow and if it leaks culture in red.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
So it's nice to kind of have that piece of mind.
But I gotta be honest.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
The whole time I'm down there, I'm looking at that
light every five seconds making sure it's still green.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yes, I'm sure that's kind of like any two tanks
spanks are always red. But that's maybe that was.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
A warning go there.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
But yeah, you know you don't want red. That would
be bad. Floods suck, literally, they're no fun. Whether it's
a fancy camera system. Yeah, I mean I have, but
I've only lost a few go pros. I haven't lost
anything too important. But Michelle, it's great to have you
along for the team. And like I said, I will
apologize in advance for you hanging with the crew here
(09:37):
at Scuba Radio at the DIMA Show. In a couple
of weeks but we look forward to seeing you there
and uh, you know, wish you the best and we'll
kind of show you the ropes. Okay, yeah, she's speechless.
Can you blame her? Yeah, it happens, all right. More
coming up, Stay close.
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Speaker 10 (12:32):
Won't understand me that I have asked, But because I don't,
if it gets out, they won't let me scuba. If
I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What
am I working toward?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
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Did anybody, by the way, uh will.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Up there so there.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
For their guards tear out little kidding nobody that's nasty, retarded.
I already told you that. Okay, Well, I.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Just put out a big sign that said I love
children taste better than cat.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Did you I thought I saw you on the news.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, well, there were a couple of cruise.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It actually might have been a post at the post office. Uh.
AnyWho Uh but so none of you guys use your
dive gear for Halloween, none of nobody. You didn't use
it for a costume or like it to be ready
to dive. Well, it still could be. I mean, you know,
if it's fine, don't get more greg Well the other well,
(13:45):
you live out in the middle of nowhere. The statute
of limitations. They have to empire first.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, by the time to hit up Jerry's driveway. They're
here in banjo music.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Okay, there's like a certain amount of space that they
have to maintain around small children. Tell me that's the
case down by the creek. Actually, it is moonshine season.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
What do you mean moonshine season. There's no season, is
the course?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah? Is it's moonshine season right now, isn't it. Yeah,
there we go.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I mean, people corn from anywhere, or does it not
just have to be?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well, no, this is the time when the harvest happened,
so they got more corn to make the make the hoot.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
They make corn all year long.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Now, okay, you listening and exactly, Yeah, Berry's willing to
ask all kinds of questions that Jerry the diver guy
can't really say. He doesn't want to incriminate himself.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
It's mash time. I'll just say that.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Okay, monster mash get it. See what I did?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I want to know, Is it true?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I heard Jerry spent all afternoon blowing up red balloons
with little pieces of string on them for the kiddies.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Huh huh, All right, that's just weird.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I never saw the movie. Oh okay, sorry about that
clown or something.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'll tell you what. I wasn't blowing up red balloons,
but I was blowing up floats like pool floats for
the demo show this week. I got all our our
games into the headquarters here this week. Would he actually
did I know? I blowing them up like a week
ahead of time? Well, I wanted to make sure they'd work.
(15:41):
I had to make sure you let me let me
explain a few things here. First off, you're like ten
days out. Well, yeah, but we we got to you know,
fings didn't work out right with the materials that I
have to work with, We're gonna have problems in one
of the question marks that we had for the life
size toss, which is what those are for. So I
(16:02):
got big, you know, six big pool floats and the
and basically we're gonna have people out in the audience
and you're gonna have to throw one of these floats
and wring somebody, whether it's a mermaid or Yeah, the
contestants will be up on stage and they'll throw the
rings off and try to get it around someone. But
I had to make sure that the floats that I
(16:24):
bought were big enough and and uh diameter from the
middle part, you know, because if they're two oh for
the standard American correct, I'm here to report. Well, I'm
here to report that these floats will accommodate even the
most husky. They just need to get over the head
(16:45):
right and no, no full body. I mean that would
be ideal. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
I was gonna say, you're not going to indicate that they.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Have to wring our public's neck.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
No, No, I ask it around the whole bod.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, Okay, that'd be scary.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
No it's not.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I just they're big enough to handle even the the
people with the most curf, you know. So, I mean
we'll have to find people to uh pick I mean
we're going to pick someone like Vinnie. Of course I
could have got a little kiddy float. It would have
worked around him.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
He's skinning bones would work around me.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Oh god, no, let's be realistic. Oh geeze, I'm not
a miracle worker a Casey who cost him idea of
the planet Saturn.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So just another game I can't play.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Well, no, you'll you're gonna be h you know, a handler.
You're part of the show anyway, you can't win. Yeah,
but I mean we can handle Berry and everybody. Case
He might be pushing it, but I think he's you know,
that's fine, but uh but but you know, I mean,
the thing is we're going to try to wring a mermaid.
(17:50):
And if I would have had any kind of floats
that would not fit around a mermaid, I would be
in big trouble. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, that
would create some you may already some conflicts. Why why
I don't think so? Their reliabilities in question. I would
be worried.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
What do you mean, liability they show up?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
If they'll show up? Oh no, no, we have a
full uh pod of a mermaid showing up with the
Dima show to help out. How many, at least four,
maybe even five Okay, Yeah, and then we get we
got a professional photographer to document some of this stuff.
You know, with Michelle, she's coming out and she'll maybe
take some pictures and things like that. Oh she takes
(18:33):
above water pictures. Well, she takes pictures. Yeah, she has
a camera and the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
So she might earn a rash guard.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Well, well you get rash guard.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I will tell her where to get them. I mean,
you know, Jerry seems to think that they're going to
be at the show. The run deals sometimes, Yeah, but
the main company that sells them now has not been
really doing much. They're only there's only one. Yeah, because
the company that used to sell them in the States,
(19:03):
uh kind of went out of business kind of and
sold off.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Well the that's been showing up is like one of
the Chinese companies.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yes, but well I don't know, I don't know what
was the brand of that one. The one I I
have is a company called Venture Heat Wet No. I
don't think I don't think that's accurate.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
But it's a great name. Yeah. Well, maybe you'd start
your own rash guards may.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Find a new revenue stream. Yeah, but Venture Heat is
the company that I have.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Weat you long time.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay, that's enough, Okay, just inappropriate. But yeah, you know,
so I got the games in the floats for the
life size ring Toss, got those in. We got the
Scuba Radio Shake your Booty Balls game in and I said,
up one of those, and.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Someone told appropriate, Yeah, why is that?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
That's the best name of the game ever. Scuba Radio
Shake your Booty Balls, which is basically a weight belt
with a box on the back that you move your
fanny pack back box to the back or to your backside,
and then there's balls in this box and I like
ping pong balls and a hole in it and you
got to shake all the balls out of the box
to win.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Get arrested.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
No, no, I mean see that's the game. The case
you might not have have to demo for everybody. So
so you know, you want to see some middle aged men,
you know the work. We've got the mermaids to do that. Okay,
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Speaker 1 (22:16):
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Speaker 4 (22:27):
Dive, Dive Dive.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
If you want to be a member of the scuba Squad,
you have to be smart.
Speaker 8 (22:35):
I have to do this Scooby squab.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Well, sure, all you have to do is work hard
and don't tell a soul about the Scooba.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Squad, because then everybody's gonna want to join.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I will good this morning with big smile, and I've
been thinking and not stay with me while.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
He is all them about the things out on to
do voo.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
One of them is standing in time down in the boo,
gonna peck.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Up ball of scoop, find spot.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
With waters, call him Bama dip Ben Friends play is
getting wins and see whoo's in?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Man, it is so good to be.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
I just swoon to die, I just swoon.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Diet showed the.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Book is a stuper cowboy.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Uh there is a slight shock. So I look him
up at the Scoopa Cowboy dot Com. See if he's
coming to a dive bar near you. But I know
he's he's working definitely on the West coast of Florida.
Over there, boy Casey the tobacco dot actually uh so
I don't know if Casey uh knew he was over there,
(23:58):
but uh, but he is. He's gigging, gigging as we speak, and.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
He's watching and he'll check in with us.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Well, you never know, he might hanging out with sweet
baby lettuce. It's sweet baby spinach, right, sweet sweet? Maybe yeah,
they gig together.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Maybe sour kraut, baby carrots.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
He likes spinach.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Wow, Yeah, who doesn't. Just good for you? Yeah, five,
burn it and stuff.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Yes, Barry, I just said this to the squad. I
forgot to send it. I was at the boat show
Thursday and there was a yacht there with its garage
door that's what I call him, on the back of
it opened. Yeah, and if you take a look at
that picture, you gotta see twelve beautiful takes all lined
up with benches.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
It's a premium way to dive.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Absolutely what you're telling us. Yeah, what do you.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I could have one. Maybe I've been holding out on
you guys. You never know, Yeah, you'd be using it.
But yeah, a lot of these fancy yachts at the
boat show do have like a garage on the bottom
back of you know, water level of them. And this
one is pretty intense a lot of them. You press
a button and they just poop out another boat.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Yep, something like that.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
But this one actually has us like a dive to get.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
That bodily function in this show somehow.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I know it's disgusting. No, it's science. Hello, you press
a button, door opens, boat comes right out.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah, all ready to run.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Uh huh. But this one didn't have a boat. Basically,
it was like a dive shop. The guy had set
up a bunch of tanks. I mean it was it
was pretty wild set up he had, But that did
look impressive. Did you talk to that guy at the
boat show and to tell them who you were?
Speaker 4 (25:52):
No? No, when I when I was going over there,
they saw the world and they said you stay off.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah. Well I was going to say, because if you
told him, yeah, you probably might escorated off from the
world floating.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
He's like, if I if I end up over there,
I'll go there tomorrow, clearly.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah. All right. By the way, the third game that
we're doing at the demo show is a granny panties game.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Oh you made Ben happy?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Well, it's basically the waistband.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
You can figure out.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
It's basically like Vinnie's red spanks. But the waistband is
about the size of a hula hoop, and you put
it around, you put it on, and you have this
extra space, and now you've got to catch a bunch
of stuff in your pants when you put them on.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
So Greg, you'd think of Greg, well, I did?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
You're welcome? I know, And none of this sounds like
fun to watch. What are you talking about? I hope
it's fun for the contestant. This is gonna be hilarity
for the whole family. Hello, are you?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Are you handing the contestants of like a box of
tomatoes to throw?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
No, I haven't decided what it is. I have these
little small beach balls that they would have to catch.
But maybe we'll find something else, something that's not going
to bruise them. Well, no, I prefer bodily injury. Now,
then you could be Yeah, I'll sue you. Be smart, Greg,
for once in your life, for the first time ever. Yes,
be smart. I don't think so. We live life on
(27:23):
the edge. I hope you have a hell of an
insurance policy. Uh, participate at your own risk.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I have an idea, Greg, Oh God help us. Maybe
you could get some rubber chickens.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Rubber chickens, I give mean like mini cock Johnson's.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Well, yeah, then they could say they cut up cock
Johnson and their panties.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
That's just weird.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
I don't be saying, oh, look we're tossing the cocks.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I it's your fault, Greg, you started this whole name thing. Yeah,
I don't think. I don't think that's going to go
over very well if we do this.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Pooping out of their boats.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
All right, Look, we got standards here. Of course they're low,
but even I have my limits standards. So anyway, Well,
we have the games ready to go, and I'm I'm
pretty excited because I think it's going to go over
really really well. I mean, if I told somebody, I said, look,
if we're going to give away thousands of dollars worth
of dive trips, gear and cool dive related stuff and
(28:33):
I can't have any of it, then I at least
got to be entertained by making people make fools of them. Right,
I was going to say, there's a big humiliation factor.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Yes, I mean, okay, I have I have a participation question.
Oh God help us again, because nobody really knows us, Greg.
They only know you could we take our scuba radio
shirts off and participate? And maybe I would prefer you to
be clothed myself, but nobody notice us.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
If you're bear chested and wandering around the aisles of
the DIMA show, that is going to be very offensive
tone of the population.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Put a scuba radio sticker on my.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I'm just.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I am.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh, take a moment for yourself.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Berry your I'm visualizing this.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
I bet you are.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
You want to rip it off.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
You Berry? Take it easy, all right, you guys, settle
down now. I mean, you know, we want people to
come to dam not stay away. Yeah, we don't want
to scare scare people off the show floor. I mean
maybe we could, you know, go out in the parking
lot and have them come around up everybody to rush
(30:01):
them in.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
If the strongest survived, they have a better chance of winning.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Well what are they going to survive?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
What are you.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Gonna seeing us topless? Then? Yeah, the ones that run
off won't have any chance of winning. The ones that
stick it out and don't up chuck their breakfast in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
And this is I'm not going to bedless or whatever
you say it.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
So I'll just sit back and be topless. You're just
gonna walk around your little man KINI.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Still won't be topless.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Okay, you guys just stop right now, don't make that mic.
The damage has been done. I hope no one's listening
to this right now. None of this will happen. There'll
be no nudity of the Scuba Radio Scuba Squad if
I have anything to do with, and if there is,
I will promptly call security and have you escorted. Might
even add some brown bags me.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
He's crowing over it, now, what.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do you mean, fry?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, no he's not. It's okay.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
He wanted to wear his red spanks.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Hey, hey, little guy, suck up, little guy, Benny A
you okay, you're okay, right, you're not You're not. No,
I'm not. No, he's beauted.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
He I hear the tears following.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Now.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I think he's a little melancholy today because we're you know,
we're past Halloween and what's the name of the pumpkin
behind you? Well again, fred Fred Freddie Freediver is on
his last you know, he's he's starting brought away store
ball and then he's yeah, Vinny is probably a little
sad can you blame him? Yeah on board. Yeah, well
(31:48):
it is what it is. We're coming up.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
He's the Worldwide Scuba Radio Network.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Scooo.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Guy, your surface interval is complete. You are now clear
to dive with Scuba Radio Media, the world's first radio
show devoted to diving.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Dive, Dive, Dive.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Oh hey, Dinish, why are you here? Worth j oh
Aj can't come. You wanted him to come certified scuba
before the trip, right.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, so we got scuba Gabe.
Speaker 11 (32:40):
Well, he finished all his check dives last night, but
you have to wait twenty four hours before you fly.
So we decided to trade places with the day. Uh no,
for for all of it? Why because it would be easier.
Speaker 9 (32:53):
No.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Follow me, follow.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Me, follow me, follow me.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Let's dive into the deep. Blucy, come around.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
What do you see?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I see it?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Jelly fish swimming near knees.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Let's dive into the deep. Percy, follow me, follow me,
follow me, follow me.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Let's dive into the deep.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Bloom See. This is the world's first radio show devoted
to diving. I am Greg the dive Master. Cjys in
the studio with me. What's going on some people. Some
people refer to him as Cox Johnson. That could be
a little scary. Well, me and everybody listens to this show,
(33:40):
just let it look, let it go. There's no time
for that. Uh. But we got all our games squared
for the Dema Show. There is some other news and
information that I wanted to bounce off of the Scuba
Radio Scuba Squad this week. One. Yeah, you know, we
(34:02):
had that hurricane that went through Jamaica, right, And I
don't know if you've guys h I mean, you're you're
pretty uh social media set. I have heard of this, Yes,
you've heard it, like Jared the diver guy. You heard
this stuff on Facebook and TikTok and twitters and the
xes and everything. Yeah. But there's some videos of sharks
(34:25):
showing up in like hotel pools. Did you see this?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
No, I hadn't seen that.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah. Yeah, and it's all fake. But with AI, those
things I see now I assume are fake until I
can you know, filure you out verify. There's so much
dumb crap. Yeah, but is this said dumb? I mean
I saw a video of sharks in a pool right
(34:51):
on the edge of the ocean in Jamaica and the
actually when you just claned that, like, oh wow, that's
pretty crazy. You know, some fish and stuff got in there.
I mean, but and then I said, wait a minute,
have you ever seen some ducks in a pond? I have? Okay, yeah,
and that's not real? Is that what you're trying to stop?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
There?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Just going you know, but uh, you know, Sharknado kind
of planted that seed. What a horrible movie. Yeah, but
uh but yeah, there's a bunch of videos online of
like fish and things showing up in weird places. You
were an extra and one of the worst turds ever made.
(35:33):
I think that's just hony. That is funny, that's hilarious.
I think sounds you were. You were the lowest actor.
You were an extra, barely got paid in one of
the a se in like the third what the third
sequel and the biggest ever made. No, it was the
(35:55):
third one.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I thought.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
He was just like thereby no, no, no, I.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Got he had to drive down there. Yeah, I got
paid for a whole day's work.
Speaker 8 (36:06):
He had to go to universals just for thirty seconds
if that. In the movie.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
I had more screen time than Jerry Springer. Thank you.
Very much. Yeah, but people know who Jerry Springer is. Yeah,
they know who I am now too. Yeah. He did
what's called the Sweaty Florida Tourist number one, two and three.
He had a GRAMMYO. You were an extra. Yeah, and
your point is what someone's really jelly when you if
(36:35):
you'd even call him an extra?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
When you were the the extra? Where were you standing?
Were you on top of a water slide or something waiting?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
There's a lot of backgrounds, Yeah, a lot of background.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
You were an a cute You were an aligned for
roller coaster.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yeah, different rides at Universal, and then there was a
time when when the sharks were falling all around us
and I had to run for my live.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Okay, so I want to I want to try to
find this part seems I'm all over.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
The way you find Greg is when you're watching the movie,
he's the only extra as he's run parallel, he's staring
at the camera.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Oh incorrect. I was a total professional.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
He broke the fourth wall.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Other extras got lectured for laughing during the shoot, by
the way, not I because I am a professional. And
the director after a couple of scenes, he was like, hey, look,
uh there's sharks falling from the sky. You're supposed to
act scared, not like you're happy, go lucky at a
theme park. I'm like, yeah, duh, I knew that, and
(37:47):
I channeled that motivation into my every scene that I
I was in Shark Nado three. So, uh, yeah, no,
I mean you guys. I mean what I hear is
a lot of guys saying, gosh, I wish I could
have done that. Yeah right, goshsh so so Greg, work
(38:13):
out of your mind, Nato. So if I watch your movie.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
I've never watched the movie, if I watch it, if.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
You watch a movie for the first time ever, if
you're really see you in it, yeah, yeah, there is
about I'll tell you right now, look right behind whoever
the main No, I'll tell you right now. If you
get it's Sharknado three. And if you go, I think
I just said Sharknato three.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Listen, ok the turd Okay, no, that's not Vinny listen.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
So so it's Sharknado three, the best of the Sharknados.
To be honest, there is no best. And uh and
I think it's about twenty minutes in or something. But
when they get to the time in the movie where
they're at Universe Studios, because there's a section of the
movie where they're there at the theme park, uh doing something,
(39:04):
and and that's the backdrop. I'm in a bunch of
those scenes and right behind the main actors, you know,
like like I'm talking to someone behind them while they
do their scene and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
And I cannot believe, naturally, I can't believe you don't
have the time stamp already written down.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
No, I have all them. Look, we had that up
on the website for years. It's still probably up there.
He hasn't been called back, right, Well, well, Ai, they
don't need him anymore. Yeah, he gave me.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
A ballpark twenty minutes, so I'll look good.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Well, just way when you get to the park part
where they're at the Universal Studios theme park for the
next fifteen to twenty minutes, there's an e you know
time during the movie. That's when you're going to see
me in the background. I'm in a bunch of show.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I'm going to go download it and watch it.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Sweaty Floor to one, two and three.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
That is a cable bill in my life.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
So I will say after after the day of shooting. Uh,
you know, I mean the directors, they were very they
were very impressed with my performance. And remember that that
day of shooting, I ended up in the only photo
that was shot from Universal Studios, Florida with Tara Reid.
(40:20):
There was one photo that was released from the shoot
that got sent all throughout the country. It ended up
on Entertainment Tonight, and if you find that news story,
you will see me walking behind Tara Reid kind of
like a stalker. But it's me really, because I'm kind
of a big deal.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Is that on the website too.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
It's somewhere online.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Yeah, I'm looking.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
That's nothing to brag about. Oh yeah it is. I
think I think your better role was when you were
a victim in that Dan video when I played the
dead guy. Yeah, well that was before Sharknado. That was
that was me getting my you know, track records. I
(41:02):
think my resume uncomfortably wooden performance. Well that's what I
was going for. They wanted to They wanted someone what
a stiff Yeah, and I nailed it. I definitely nailed it.
Even threw up a little bit. I had to throw
up on puke de act likely were that's not even
acting for that's right. I just did a couple of
(41:23):
tequila shots and I was all right, throw it. You're
a discussion. I'm ready. No, we're not holding on for nothing.
Our one is over and they'll be that discussion.
Speaker 9 (41:35):
Candy.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Oh you want to get candy and I don't make
a cut. That a lot more World Radio the World
third Scoop and Dive in Show, Captain, Round to job,
good stove, y'all st.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Download if you want us to.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
No, if you be pausive, you want to be their own.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Radio scout.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
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This seems the logical place for fish to congregate. Remember,
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Speaker 3 (42:28):
Oh we're in international waters.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Indeed's hould tell a brand and buddy up with your
radio every week for Scuba Radio, the world's first radio
show devoted to diving. Well, it's all very nice yet,
but we should be going. I miss me wife in
me oxygen. Yes, we all miss our loved ones and guts.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Let's go the opinions you just heard on Scuba radio
are those of the hosts, callers, and guests. Okay, you
know what I just heard blah blah blah blah, blah
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(43:06):
without proper instruction and training.
Speaker 10 (43:08):
What's the worst thing that could happen?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I could die.
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