August 16, 2025 • 43 mins
This week Greg The Divemaster returns to the studio after a 10 night liveaboard dive adventure with Explorer Ventures in the Maldives. Looking for HOUR2?
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Where the hell are show?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And no, here's your dive guide for scuba Radio, Greg
the Dive Master, and welcome.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving.
I am Greg the Dive Master. CJ is in the
studio with me.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Man?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Long time, no sea.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Suck it loser, all right, So got the first one
out here for this today, Yes you are. I am
back from the Maldives and just gotta say sucking loser
to not just you, but every member of the Scuba
Radio Scuba Squad, which is made up of Barry the Bugger.
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You already I already got. Okay, well you will get
your second today. And then we of course got Pete
from Scuba Board, so he can suck it. Yeah, and
of any two tanks Casey Tobacco Nut, they can all
suck it. And I hate to say this to the
scuba magician Chef, but I just got back from the Maldives,
so I'm sorry, Chef, like I can suck it too, Yes.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
To each their own.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Now.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
The only one who doesn't suck it is Krestin Mermaid
Creston with us, but she was in the Maldives and
she can. She can take her round at everybody and
take the hits as uh necessary. But no, no, you're
not gonna sign off Casey. Come on, Casey looks looks
like boss Hog from Duke Hazard or something. Rum day,
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Oh is that what that is?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh okay, yeah, because he's got style, Greg, not like you.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
A failure to communicate.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
He could also be you for tea justice. Well it
could be that in the bandit.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yes he could up all right, we got law enforcement
on our side against uh and Jerry the diver guy
chiming in for a one last sucket loser, Uh does.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
When I get home, I'm gonna smack your mama Ratten
that way.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
That was a great line.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Yes, now we are going to get to that and
Uh a National Rum Day, which happens to be today,
And that's probably a good thing because everybody other than
Kristin and myself might be drowning their sorrows in rum
because they weren't in the Maldives. So yeah. And the
only downside, and there's really not much of one, is
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that I'm a little jet lagged, and I think Kristin
might be just a tad too. Yes, ye feel bad
for us.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
We flew for thirty hours.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Yes, your arms hurt and boy on my arms tired. Yeah, yeah,
like puke bags did Greg, Phil Zero. I Actually the
flights weren't as bad as they could have been. I
mean two times flew the longest flight in the world.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Actually circum navigated the entire world.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, look at that? How about that? And survived it
and not only got to the Maldives. Now we did
a show from the boat. We had to finish up
the broadcast last week about halfway through our ten day
adventure and the Maldives. And on the second half it
just got better and better and better. We had whale
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sharks at the back of the boat, not one, but
multiple whale sharks literally showing up to the back of
the Emperor Explorer.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I saw that. I saw that, and I saw it
on Instagram. Yes, probably because of Kristen, not you.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
No, it was me.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
There's no way to on Instagram my post that I
made on Instagram Scuba Radio's Instagram story about how not
only once, not only twice, but three times I came
up with more air than Greg.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I don't recall this.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
He's got a couple of years.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
But I'm still happy.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
But you should be able to use lesson.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Well, well that's your first time I've been doing that
for you.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
You're a liar.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
With more air than Greg.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
That's incorrect.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Come up with more air than Greg?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Oh you you guys are lying. Uh yeah, I don't
know what happened, But what happens to all of us? Yeah,
it was, there was there was an issue there, and
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
There was something happened.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Yeah, there was something malfunction.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Did you swim over you and start taking your alternate
air source and breathing off of that for a while?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
No, No, no, we we did. I didn't realize i'd
made this. I didn't. No, I didn't need that either.
The water temp was like eighty four. Nice, but as.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Soon as it learned to dive a side note, then
you'll double your air supply.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Well, okay, I don't think it's got that bad yet.
And if I would have known she was that close,
I would have skip breathed and made sure she didn't
beat me.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
You do that had a mile to you.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You said something that's not correct.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Well, well, what do you mean, Never skip breed, never
ski never. I would never do that in the.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Middle of your dives, Suck off the spare air.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Only only in.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
A competition, which what it turned up being in a sense.
But uh yeah, now I'll give her props she her
air consumption is you would with any liveboard trip you
get more dives in we had. I mean, I think
We had the option to get as many as like
thirty or so, and I think we did twenty three
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or something or something like that.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
We did all the whole boat had twenty twenty eight dives.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Okay, there you gone. But that's a lot of diving
in ten days. And it's a good way to, you know,
work on things like that, like your air consumption. You
get the more relaxed you get, the less air you use.
And I think that's what was happening with Christon. Well
I was already relaxed. I'm used to this stuff.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
Yeah, you were going down in air consumption.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
No, I wasn't going down. She was going Uh she was.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
So excited.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Have accelerated.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Ah there she took my breath away. Is that what
you're trying to say?
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Exactly? Okay, finding off now?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Okay, he weighs undred pounds, soaking wet. Yeah see yeah,
they see chef knows he's an instructor. He knows she
has a fin up on me in that regard. So
uh so yeah, where uh to stop to stop it
right now? But Kristen, I know you're hungover. I mean,
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uh uh not hungover, but you know, jet lagged, which
is kind of the same and you probably got to
go to sleep. But what was your big highlight from
the trip, especially the second part. Was it the whale
sharks that I talked about? What do you think?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
You know?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
The whale sharks were awesome.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
I tried to snorkle with them when they came, but
then people scared them away when I like when we
finally got in the water on our boat.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Right, But the.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Mansions were cool. But you know, you know what my
favorite part was.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
It was those those littlefish.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Oh yes, we had some badfish that would follow us
along for the dive.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
And uh they were following me in a little line,
like like little ducklings following mama goose.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Yeah, that was true. And they were swimming right up
to the cameras. I mean it was like having your
own little puppy dog following around for the whole dive.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
I loved it.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
But every time I tried to turn to like get
a video of them, they turn away like, no, you
don't what, we're not following you.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yeah. Yeah, they tried to play it off, but we
got it all on video. We had badfish. We had more.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
We'll ever see it, No, you will.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
We saw more OCTOPI by the way, than I've ever
seen on any liver board trip. Almost every days.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
There was at least two eels on every dive.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yeah yeah, it was a lot, a lot going on.
There's no no doubt about it. So uh, you know,
I'm really looking forward to it, uh, getting that video
and uh and we're gonna we're gonna cover this big
time on the show today. Uh and uh, I'll probably
have just I mean, well, first off, any other tidbits
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before I send you off Christen to sleep. I mean
a bit, okay, all right, but well just have to
keep the chatter you know, from like Jerry and and
Barry and Casey down to the minimum. So exactly right
there you go. Okay, see there there, it's it's already begotten.
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Dive, Dive, dive. It comes out Greg.
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He's a skating man, He's Greg the dive Master.
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He's Greg the dive Master, the Master, dive Master, dive Master,
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I'm all Greg, pleas to meet chick ime Guard.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving.
I am Greg the die Master and uh yeah, I'm
a little jet lagged from visiting the Maltese. But you
know what, it's a National rum Day, so I got
that to help me get over the hump. Right, drink
a little uh liquid and justly.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
You know, Greg, we haven't noticed at all? What you
haven't I haven't noticed.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Yeah, well it could be an improvement I have here
is the exact same level jet lagged or not?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Oh yeah, he's right. Well, thank you.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
At least I'm performing down to the standards that I
expect to And.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
Yeah, where's your glass of room at?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Greg?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Well, I don't know. I got to talk to the
uh my official rum consultant, which would be obviously Captain
Walty Martini, uh Gomez or Julio who's with us on? Yes, Walt,
how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 13 (14:05):
I'm doing great, man. I've got a couple of RUMs
sitting here in front of me. Yeah, got a little
Havana Club from Puerto Rico.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Okay, all right, so that would be the one that
you would recommend on National Rum Day to get me
over my jet lag.
Speaker 13 (14:22):
Maybe I would go for the Havana Club from from Havana.
I think that Havana Club seven.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Okay, Havana Club seven, all right, which, uh, which is
kind of hard to get unless you know someone like
cam Wall.
Speaker 13 (14:36):
Then we had the old cat Waalt's original rum from
Barbados years and years ago.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yeah, Carol, the editions. Well, that was your special concoction
that you made up yourself, right.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
And I've got another.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
RL Seals rum, which is another Barbadian rum down here.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
It's pretty good too.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Well, wait, what is the name of that one?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
What is the name of that?
Speaker 11 (15:02):
R R L seals Seals r L Seals.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
It's like a flight he's yes, Well, I mean why
use one rum?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Three? Right?
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Well, I mean that, I mean once again, rum's the Well,
Walt is my rum expert.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
The rule of threes.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
He's drank more of it than any person on the
planet that I'm.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Aware of, so he's pickled.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Yeah, So how do you celebrate rum Day just by
taking a hit of all three of those or what
do you do?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well?
Speaker 13 (15:35):
Now, I've got my Ronza Coppa twenty three.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Okay, so there's four, there's not three?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Do we keep going? Are there more than four on
National Rum Day?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Or oh there's five.
Speaker 13 (15:48):
Bottles sitting at the top of the table here right
stop at the bar?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (15:53):
And remember why I have two bars in my house?
Well why I get thrown out of one bar?
Speaker 11 (16:01):
I can go to the other bar?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
There you go? H Like I said, he knows better
than any So I mean that's how you uh celebrate
National Rum Day at least at the Gobs Shelton. But yeah, well, wal,
I'm glad you're celebrating accordingly. And you you give us,
you know, a level to aspire to, right, I.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Mean, I hope so yeah, I mean.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Look, but what what were you going to say?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I can give you anything but my liver? O?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Well, okay, is it even leah that's pickled? It's it's
well preserved after all these years, is my guess. But
whether you want to borrow it, I don't know if
that'd be the but it'd be the case with uh
wall but right now, yeah, and right now it is
Wall will it will you evolve into Gomez and Julio
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as the day progresses, or do we know?
Speaker 13 (17:01):
I think Julio may make an appearance around the midnight
hour tonight.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Okay, all right, well that wouldn't be surprised. All right, Well,
you know, I appreciate the consultation as always, Walt, and
it's a good Yeah, but enjoy National Rum Day. We'll
talk to you again soon. Okay, buddy, Hey.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 13 (17:22):
That Maldives trip sounded absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Well, hey, I'll tell you what. The only thing missing
was Walt. That would have been icing on the cake,
that's for sure. But yeah, it was pretty it was
pretty sweet there, Walt, thanks.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
And had enough rum on the boat.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Well, you know, the Maldice is a dry country, so well,
the good news is that they they have an exemption
on the Emperor Explorer, so you're still able to get
whatever booze of your choice there on the boat and
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in some of the resorts will allow it to But
but the country itself is a dry country, so you know,
there's not much reason to go on shore. It's now
I'm kidding, there was kind of what we did.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Band from the country now aren't you.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
No, why would I be.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
What?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Craig's never done anything to get banned from anywhere. That's true, don't.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
I have a clean cut individual and I represent the
good old un. It's remarkable we didn't create an international
incident because we had a very worldly group of divers
on the vessel last week. We had some folks from
the Netherlands, a couple teachers that were really nice, and uh,
three ladies from from the UK which were great. And
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I mean, and I see a couple of people let's
see from what was it France? That's right? Wand was
our dive buddy from France ironically named Wan but originally
from San Salvador, but he lives in France. But a
real nice guy.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
Anybody else on the boat go oh Scooba radio. I
listened all the time.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Yeah, well, now his.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Parents were all Salvadorian in French. He grew up in France.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
There you go. See, that's yeah. And uh, and the crew,
I mean, the guides and everything, super super nice.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
They were all very nice.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Yeah. Yeah, they dealt with they tolerated our nonsense. So
you know, they had the patience of job and like,
oh here comes them crazy Americans and uh, but you
know Jason and his his son Riley were on board
with us. He they were on the last trip. What
do you give me the eye roll for?
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Why?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Why the stink guy got Johnson nothing?
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Had lots of discussions with him about doing the accent
when it comes to that and they're talking about Americans.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
The accent, What do you mean accent? I don't have
an accent. What do you what are you trying to say?
Speaker 9 (20:03):
I don't know what you mean referring to Americans Americans?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Yeah, I would saying everybody thinks us Americans in the
you know, around the world speak like Jerry, the diver guy.
Speaker 11 (20:20):
I knew I had to get drug into this.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Yeah, And I was like, if you listen real close,
you hear it, it's a lot different.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
He can't help it.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
He can't help it. But but we don't all sound
like Jerry. We don't all have that skill set and background,
you know, uh, marrying your cousin. Yeah, there you go.
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Hi, this is Joe, a dive instructor on the Turts
and K Class Explorer too. You are listening to Scuba Radio,
the world's first radio show devoted to diving. But I'm
known for spicing up the briefings by dressing up. And
apparently this guy is dubbed me the Lady Gaga of
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the Seven Sees. Honestly, I think he's a little jealous.
Correct the dive Master, take it away, fancy boy.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
This is the old's first radio show devoted the diving.
I am Greg the die Master. Okay, So back from
the Maldives on the on National Rum Day.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Did you go there? I hadn't heard what you went
to the mall? Oh no, suck it, loser.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I was in the ma.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Why did you mention that about two weeks billion times?
Speaker 10 (23:18):
Well because the new shopping mall Orlando?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
What the Maldives? Yeah, let it die?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Okay, Hey, Greg, I got something that might cure your
jet leg. Yes, ma'am, you need to eat this gummy shark.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
A gummy shark brought this for you like weeks ago
you got that for your birthday?
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Or no, what was it dangerous?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It's just a gummy. It's like a giant gummy candy. Yeah,
I forget.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Yeah, why didn't you get that again? Somebody gave it
to me and and so you tried to regift it
to me. Yeah, and you acted like you were all
into it. And it's been sitting here and you haven't
touched it. But when you say I acted like I
was all into it, I think you read Greg.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Listen to me. Yeah, this will kill your jet lag.
It will kill you. This is so much sugar, right you.
You'll get a little blood in your sugar stream. Ah, okay,
you'll be good to go, my friend.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Other than sleep, does anybody have any real suggestions on
how to get over your jet lag?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yes, gummy shark, okay, there's one.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
There's one bad one.
Speaker 10 (24:22):
Drink well okay, ram is another?
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Another bad idea? Uh from scuba board, travel.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
That away, karaoke at a late night bar.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Oh there's okay. Underwater you'll fool yourself underwater what wait,
magic magic man? What you say water magic?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
And you'll end up fooling yourself.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Okay, So just psych yourself out hypnotized.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
Look a mirror for that.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Hypnotize yourself all right, you.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Guys might break the mirror.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
The Scuba Radio Scuba Squad basically have given all all
of the suggestions that don't work.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Really, the only thing is sleep. You'll be fine. Yeah,
and I maybe some vitamins.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I slept eleven hours last night, ten hours a day before,
so plenty. I feel almost normal today. Generally, what happens
when I do something like this to go upside down?
It takes three days on a trip to get back
to normal. And I'm about two and a half. So
if today's show sucks, well, hey, I have an excuse
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first time and twenty what twenty eight years? I have
an excuse for a bad show. Yeah, so uh yeah?
What about that Pete from Scuba board, what about you?
You ever had jet lag issues like this? Or no, Pete, I.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Have jet lag issues when I go from east to west.
Oh no, I'm sorry, west to east. When I travel east,
I get jet lag issues. Yeah, the days are shortened,
all that, right, But I go the other way not
so much.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Well, how do you get over it?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Just go that's great?
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Well, how do you get over it? That's what I'm asking.
Do you have any suggestions?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Pilot fly?
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Let the pilot fly and just ignore it?
Speaker 8 (26:16):
And no you mean not over the ocean, but over
your chair.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
All right, I'm getting nowhere with Pete. So I thought,
finally I got to sleep. Okay, go to sleep there, sleep.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
He doesn't whine about it like some people do.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Well, I'm not whining. I'm just you.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Okay, from here.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
They can't talk, I can't.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
All right.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Well, look, I mean if you guys who had flown
on the longest flight in the world, not once, but twice, you.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Got that fancy coffee.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Complaining.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No, she's grig while we cut her my that's right.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Listen to me.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I have to do that.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Greg has old fark.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Okay, no, I have a serious You guys are worthless suggestion,
worthless sex of pooh.
Speaker 11 (27:12):
Okay, go ahead, we know that, we knew we had
to get that, all right.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Just quiet?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
What what you've got that fancy coffee maker in there?
I've used yourself a little crappuccino.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Or I did?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
I had one right before the show. Can't you tell
didn't he didn't? Well you've heard the show. Yeah, I
guess not all.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Right, sleeping coffee, I got nothing?
Speaker 11 (27:33):
Should have you should have brought some of that Turkish
coffee back.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Yeah, no, I went to the mall.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Now I cut out all caffeine and that has solved
so many problems.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Okay, I'll never do that.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I would create problems for me.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
No, I want to get off that crowd.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It's it's you don't wake up in the night.
Speaker 10 (27:50):
Now we're a diet show.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
It's awesome, okay. AnyWho, Uh, whales sharks are awesome, and
I mean well, I mean we saw whale sharks like
three Yeah, well yes, at least three different ones, but
two at one time would come up to the boat
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and they were big.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
She said four.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Well, we over the least three different ones, and one
of them we saw twice, but we saw two at
a time each time they showed up.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Right, the probably probably they're looking up at the boat saying,
look at the dumb.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Asses so called whale sharks Americans. That's big.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Do they mean they're the biggest fish in the CP?
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Do they the same stuff that the mantas like? Yeah,
small stuff that's attracted by blankton exactly. And that's why
they had lights on the back of the boat. Yeah,
we saw a ton. I mean that's why this is
the best trip I've ever done in the Maldives when
it comes to seeing mantas and whale sharks, for sure.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I mean photographic proof. They're going to show us later.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
It's already up on Facebook, Timmy, Yes, and.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Just three shows you what I know. I'll go check
it right away.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
Well, exactly the video on my Instagram story when we
first saw them.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, I did see a Scuba Radio post, but like
I said before, I'm sure that was Kristen and not Greg.
He's terrible about No I did Facebook.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I guess I didn't see that.
Speaker 11 (29:15):
Guarantee you they're not up there.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
If you look on the the story of Scuba Radio.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Greg, I still haven't seen videos from that last big
trip you went on.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Well you're blind no, yes, yeah see she used she's
showing it right now on YouTube.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Face what you mean.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
It's on a story?
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Who cares?
Speaker 11 (29:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Greg?
Speaker 11 (29:36):
Greg never posted no picture.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Look, say, there's the manta right there, beautiful.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
She shot that, not you on the street.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
She suck it. I did shoot it, but I didn't
see that.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
They're protected.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
You're supposed to only take pictures we did.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
That's on a story. Greg, you never post.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
What does it matter if it's a story or what
what is it? I mean, what do you complaining about it?
Speaker 9 (30:04):
I had very limited service out there in the middle
of the Indian Ocean, so I could only post on
the story and not post on the feet.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
It will come, guys. I know you're impatient.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
You're here, now make it happen that.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Greg and I had. But it will come. Patience is
a virtue.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Yes, screw that. Hey, hey, look I got well, I'll
tell you I've heard your uh, I've heard your complaints,
and here's the deal. Cheap shot.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
You need some sleep?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
No no Facebook. On the scuber radio Facebook page, there's
the video of the of the whale sharks at the
back of the ball I saw, Yeah, that was for me.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
I think that was from Kristen because that is incorrect.
You said she is ruined her phone and it was
like somebody's phone down there on a stick. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
We shot go pros okay, and.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
I sacrificed my phone.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I assume that was her because I know you're terrible.
Speaker 11 (31:03):
About what picture of Greg and the sun set? Yeah,
one picture of him on the back of.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
The boat nobody wants to see and.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
Posted and tagged.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
No.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Wait, now you see the video of the whale sharks
at the top of the Facebook Scuba Radio page.
Speaker 11 (31:23):
On your page.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
It's on the Scuba Radio. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
You guys are driving me great. Greg sucks social media.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
This is what happens when you go to the Maldives
jet lag. You come back to a bunch of people
that are mad because told them to suck it loser,
and I went to the Mali.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
That's what happens.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I went.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
He's the worldwide Scuba Radio network.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Prepared for guy.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Your surface interval is complete. You are now clear to
dive with Scuba Radio, the world's first radio show devoted
to diving.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
Dive, dive, dive, immerse yourself in a whole new world.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
When you go deep seed dives.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
You've got the perfect outfit.
Speaker 13 (32:35):
Right.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving.
I am Greg the Divemaster, fresh from the Maldives, slightly
jet lagged, uh and uh basically the envy of every
Scuba Radio Scuba squad member today on the show. Because
they're mad, they're upset, they're they're they're just they've said.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Not really, Greg, we're actually happy for you.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
No, No, I don't think I think I think you're
a little sensitive.
Speaker 10 (33:10):
We all sign off and let him run the show
by himself.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah, yeah, I think you're strong enough to do that, Gregg.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Yeah, okay, you guys, Yeah, you need to power through.
I'm powering through.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
You can power to nothing, to power through. We're not
jet lagged, we're not well.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
You have to. You have to tolerate all the suck
it losers phrases that I'm gonna throw out there.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
So much of that you're you got that out of
the way.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
That, Oh I got more to come. I got plenty
more with this came from going.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
I will say that the scuba douchiness is overflowing.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
It really is.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 12 (33:44):
You what scoob douche? Scoob douche, not me brag just
brick makes so feel sicko douche.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
What do you mean, scoo douche douche? I don't even
know what that is the exact exact description we would
apply to you this week.
Speaker 9 (34:06):
I'd like to just state that I am not being
a braggadocious or anything of the of the.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
She's being cool, Greg, you're notice.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
I'm sorry, it's just what I do.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
I love you, but I'm calling him as I said.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
I don't think she's not thinking the same thing I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Act like Greg.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Well, okay, well that is uh.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Advice, that's classic Chris.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
But that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
No, it's not. That's you should ignore that and block
it out.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
It's okay, Greg. We went to the malls, you know.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
What we did, so they can suck it. There we
go again. By the way, Uh, I do want to
mention I actually had my diving dash mask dot com
uh die mask with me, my new prescription progressive lens
mask and this mask. It was the first time I
had it out on a tree for an extended dime.
And usually when you have a new mask like that,
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they fog up like crazy. Not the case. I could
see everything perfectly.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
I mean with those giant eyes, like I don't see
why you wouldn't have been able to see everything.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
That's a lie.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
That's yeah, that's when he's corrected.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
No, no, no, actually you don't see it.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Mine do the opposite. When I have my glasses on
my eyes get like really really smallt Yeah, well, I mean,
but but it didn't have that magnifying effect on my eyeballs.
Should if it's.
Speaker 10 (35:29):
Correct, your lens is great.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Divingdash masks dot com, Oh my god.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
They must be really wonderful.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
They are incredible. Actually, that's why I'm bringing it up.
I've never had a mask that I've taken out on
a trip like this that didn't fog up at least once,
you know, like it happens constantly. That just wasn't the case.
This is the best mask I've ever dealt with.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
Look at the group chat. Look at the group chat.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Why what are you?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (35:57):
It's not sunding yet.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
No, it didn't make my eyes big. I mean it
was progressively I got rid of my old mask. At
the line, Greg, you don't know because you can't see.
Oh she's great.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
She always looks googly.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
Christian's trying to play a train.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Like your eyes right now, just through your regular do
look a little larger.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Yeah, but that's just because I'm wild eyed and.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
You're wild eye. Southern boy. You're wow that Southern boy.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
All right, now, you guys can look at the group Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
What got my phone turned off.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
Yes, it's he keeps looking at Christ's eyes get lighter.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
No, no, no, I don't know what's going on. I've
lost I've lost all control. Legs, Greg, why you keep
looking at my legs? Barry chicken legs? What the hell?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Barry?
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, you're gonna make You're gonna make Jerry.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
You're gonna make Jerry jealous when you with comments like that. Barry,
stop it. Don't stop it now.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Oh my, pretty sure Jerry's straight?
Speaker 10 (37:04):
Well?
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Whoa, oh you put pretty sure?
Speaker 5 (37:08):
That's great. I like those eyes trying to help.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Look at Jerry. I'm trying to help.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Jerry just says that look on his face right now,
like yeah, crappy look he's like, He's like, yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:19):
I tell you his paybacks or hail.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
For what I could pile back on. I was trying
to be nice. Yeah, I'm trying to stick you.
Speaker 11 (37:29):
I'm talking about Greg Craig.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
What what Greg? Look at the hell?
Speaker 10 (37:37):
Greg was innocent on that, and I believe that was
Barry led the charge.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
That's it, That is AI enhanced, that is I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Gregs Greg ever done h perfectly natural to me.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Dove in the Maldies that's what I've done.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
God damn.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Oh yeah, it looks like one of those redfish that
are brought up from two hundred feet.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
Yeah. Uh, now that that was that was enhanced.
Speaker 10 (38:03):
I need the scoop of a magician to teach me
how to make Greg's voice box disappear.
Speaker 11 (38:09):
Why did he half gas and they look normal after that?
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Or what?
Speaker 6 (38:15):
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
According to I can't do anything productive.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Ye, well, yeah, the scoop of magician. Actually you did
do some stuff while I was away and the Maldives.
What what was it?
Speaker 10 (38:32):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (38:33):
You got roped into? Or when there's something you want.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
To tell it you in the next segment we have time.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Well we can tease it at least. What do you
got there? Chef was here?
Speaker 11 (38:41):
Here?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Here's the teaser? Is that a YouTube channel reaches out
to me. They want to play a prank on a
professional bass fisherman, bring him into our lake and have
a contest and who can catch more fish the professional
or the producer who's not a fisherman. But the fisherman
had a a secret magic tool that the guy did
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not know about underwater.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Nice and you were involved in this little one.
Speaker 10 (39:08):
I was.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I was the secret magic tool.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
The story after the after the break, there's okay.
Speaker 10 (39:15):
All right, well refer to you as a secret magic tool.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
I have a tool, that's for sure. Well were you
using a rebreather? I was not using a rebreather. That's
part of the story.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
Too, okay, all right, Well that's a pretty good tea.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Question.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean we will get that. Also,
we got Lisa from the History of Diving Museum going
to join us. Now you know her, that's true. She's
gonna give us an update on what's coming up on
their programs and things down there in Isla mad I
was talking to everybody on the boat on the Emperor
(39:55):
Explorer in the mall thieves by the way that uh yeah,
and uh but I was telling the other passengers about, yeah,
about the museum and Isla Morone, and they want to
come to the keys and to visit the keys, and
I said, well, if you do that, you got to
go to the museum and and check out the History
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of Diving room.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Who wants to visit.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Some of the people they were on the like Wan
from France.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
They should take a dive on the spiegel Grove like
I did.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Yeah, well, if any two tanks just did some diving
in the Keys, we got to talk about that at
some point too.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Way to work that in there.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
Yeah, and uh but but yeah, they were they they
didn't know about the museum, and I said, well, hey,
you know, look, you gotta gotta come to the States
just for the helmets alone, the helmets or something.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
You're boobies.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Excuse me? What?
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Who said that? That was that? How was that?
Speaker 6 (40:52):
I don't.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
On somebody's shoulder.
Speaker 6 (40:56):
Okay, that's enough. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (40:59):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
No, I actually believe that's probably the biggest museum of
scuba diving artifacts ever. Yeah, I'll bet it is.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
It must see if you're down on the keys, especially
the weather turns.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah, well I remember that you can't dive.
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Well you remember that time we lied and we said
that they had a scuba radio exhibit. Yes, twenty your anniversary, Well,
well the thirty year anniversaries coming up, and they may
actually do it. They may actually do an exhibit on scoob.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
What would that exhibit be.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Well, we will talk to Lisa from the History of
Diving Museum and maybe discuss that in hour two.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Full sized wax figure of Greg the dive Master.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Wouldn't you be so lucky? Wouldn't you be so lucky?
And me just sitting there going, hey, I just got
back from the Maldi. I got your thumbs in and
I didn't even use a heated rash guard. Yeah that
could work, That could work. So I think we've got
some ideas. Bad ones as usual, but we'll continue this
an hour to stay closed to the world's first radio
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And no, here's your dive guide for scuba Radio, Greg
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Speaker 6 (01:08):
This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving.
I am Greg the Dive Master. CJ is in the
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Speaker 4 (01:15):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Man?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Long time, no sea.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Suck it loser, all right, So got the first one
out here for this today, Yes you are. I am
back from the Maldives and just gotta say sucking loser
to not just you, but every member of the Scuba
Radio Scuba Squad, which is made up of Barry the Bugger.
(01:38):
You already I already got. Okay, well you will get
your second today. And then we of course got Pete
from Scuba Board, so he can suck it. Yeah, and
of any two tanks Casey Tobacco Nut, they can all
suck it. And I hate to say this to the
scuba magician Chef, but I just got back from the Maldives,
so I'm sorry, Chef, like I can suck it too, Yes.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
To each their own.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Now.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
The only one who doesn't suck it is Krestin Mermaid
Creston with us, but she was in the Maldives and
she can. She can take her round at everybody and
take the hits as uh necessary. But no, no, you're
not gonna sign off Casey. Come on, Casey looks looks
like boss Hog from Duke Hazard or something. Rum day,
(02:31):
Oh is that what that is?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh okay, yeah, because he's got style, Greg, not like you.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
A failure to communicate.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
He could also be you for tea justice. Well it
could be that in the bandit.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yes he could up all right, we got law enforcement
on our side against uh and Jerry the diver guy
chiming in for a one last sucket loser, Uh does.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
When I get home, I'm gonna smack your mama Ratten
that way.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
That was a great line.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Yes, now we are going to get to that and
Uh a National Rum Day, which happens to be today,
And that's probably a good thing because everybody other than
Kristin and myself might be drowning their sorrows in rum
because they weren't in the Maldives. So yeah. And the
only downside, and there's really not much of one, is
(03:28):
that I'm a little jet lagged, and I think Kristin
might be just a tad too. Yes, ye feel bad
for us.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
We flew for thirty hours.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Yes, your arms hurt and boy on my arms tired. Yeah, yeah,
like puke bags did Greg, Phil Zero. I Actually the
flights weren't as bad as they could have been. I
mean two times flew the longest flight in the world.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Actually circum navigated the entire world.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, look at that? How about that? And survived it
and not only got to the Maldives. Now we did
a show from the boat. We had to finish up
the broadcast last week about halfway through our ten day
adventure and the Maldives. And on the second half it
just got better and better and better. We had whale
(04:24):
sharks at the back of the boat, not one, but
multiple whale sharks literally showing up to the back of
the Emperor Explorer.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I saw that. I saw that, and I saw it
on Instagram. Yes, probably because of Kristen, not you.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
No, it was me.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
There's no way to on Instagram my post that I
made on Instagram Scuba Radio's Instagram story about how not
only once, not only twice, but three times I came
up with more air than Greg.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I don't recall this.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
He's got a couple of years.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
But I'm still happy.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
But you should be able to use lesson.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Well, well that's your first time I've been doing that
for you.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
You're a liar.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
With more air than Greg.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
That's incorrect.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Come up with more air than Greg?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Oh you you guys are lying. Uh yeah, I don't
know what happened, But what happens to all of us? Yeah,
it was, there was there was an issue there, and
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
There was something happened.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Yeah, there was something malfunction.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Did you swim over you and start taking your alternate
air source and breathing off of that for a while?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
No, No, no, we we did. I didn't realize i'd
made this. I didn't. No, I didn't need that either.
The water temp was like eighty four. Nice, but as.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Soon as it learned to dive a side note, then
you'll double your air supply.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Well, okay, I don't think it's got that bad yet.
And if I would have known she was that close,
I would have skip breathed and made sure she didn't
beat me.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
You do that had a mile to you.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You said something that's not correct.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Well, well, what do you mean, Never skip breed, never
ski never. I would never do that in the.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Middle of your dives, Suck off the spare air.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Only only in.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
A competition, which what it turned up being in a sense.
But uh yeah, now I'll give her props she her
air consumption is you would with any liveboard trip you
get more dives in we had. I mean, I think
We had the option to get as many as like
thirty or so, and I think we did twenty three
(06:40):
or something or something like that.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
We did all the whole boat had twenty twenty eight dives.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Okay, there you gone. But that's a lot of diving
in ten days. And it's a good way to, you know,
work on things like that, like your air consumption. You
get the more relaxed you get, the less air you use.
And I think that's what was happening with Christon. Well
I was already relaxed. I'm used to this stuff.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
Yeah, you were going down in air consumption.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
No, I wasn't going down. She was going Uh she was.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
So excited.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Have accelerated.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Ah there she took my breath away. Is that what
you're trying to say?
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Exactly? Okay, finding off now?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Okay, he weighs undred pounds, soaking wet. Yeah see yeah,
they see chef knows he's an instructor. He knows she
has a fin up on me in that regard. So
uh so yeah, where uh to stop to stop it
right now? But Kristen, I know you're hungover. I mean,
(07:42):
uh uh not hungover, but you know, jet lagged, which
is kind of the same and you probably got to
go to sleep. But what was your big highlight from
the trip, especially the second part. Was it the whale
sharks that I talked about? What do you think?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
You know?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
The whale sharks were awesome.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
I tried to snorkle with them when they came, but
then people scared them away when I like when we
finally got in the water on our boat.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Right, But the.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Mansions were cool. But you know, you know what my
favorite part was.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
It was those those littlefish.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Oh yes, we had some badfish that would follow us
along for the dive.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
And uh they were following me in a little line,
like like little ducklings following mama goose.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Yeah, that was true. And they were swimming right up
to the cameras. I mean it was like having your
own little puppy dog following around for the whole dive.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
I loved it.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
But every time I tried to turn to like get
a video of them, they turn away like, no, you
don't what, we're not following you.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yeah. Yeah, they tried to play it off, but we
got it all on video. We had badfish. We had more.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
We'll ever see it, No, you will.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
We saw more OCTOPI by the way, than I've ever
seen on any liver board trip. Almost every days.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
There was at least two eels on every dive.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yeah yeah, it was a lot, a lot going on.
There's no no doubt about it. So uh, you know,
I'm really looking forward to it, uh, getting that video
and uh and we're gonna we're gonna cover this big
time on the show today. Uh and uh, I'll probably
have just I mean, well, first off, any other tidbits
(09:23):
before I send you off Christen to sleep. I mean
a bit, okay, all right, but well just have to
keep the chatter you know, from like Jerry and and
Barry and Casey down to the minimum. So exactly right
there you go. Okay, see there there, it's it's already begotten.
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Dive, Dive, dive. It comes out Greg.
Speaker 12 (12:31):
He's a skating man, He's Greg the dive Master.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
What you're doing in my water?
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He's Greg the dive Master, the Master, dive Master, dive Master,
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Speaker 3 (12:53):
I'm all Greg, pleas to meet chick ime Guard.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving.
I am Greg the die Master and uh yeah, I'm
a little jet lagged from visiting the Maltese. But you
know what, it's a National rum Day, so I got
that to help me get over the hump. Right, drink
a little uh liquid and justly.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
You know, Greg, we haven't noticed at all? What you
haven't I haven't noticed.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Yeah, well it could be an improvement I have here
is the exact same level jet lagged or not?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Oh yeah, he's right. Well, thank you.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
At least I'm performing down to the standards that I
expect to And.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
Yeah, where's your glass of room at?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Greg?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Well, I don't know. I got to talk to the
uh my official rum consultant, which would be obviously Captain
Walty Martini, uh Gomez or Julio who's with us on? Yes, Walt,
how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 13 (14:05):
I'm doing great, man. I've got a couple of RUMs
sitting here in front of me. Yeah, got a little
Havana Club from Puerto Rico.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Okay, all right, so that would be the one that
you would recommend on National Rum Day to get me
over my jet lag.
Speaker 13 (14:22):
Maybe I would go for the Havana Club from from Havana.
I think that Havana Club seven.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Okay, Havana Club seven, all right, which, uh, which is
kind of hard to get unless you know someone like
cam Wall.
Speaker 13 (14:36):
Then we had the old cat Waalt's original rum from
Barbados years and years ago.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yeah, Carol, the editions. Well, that was your special concoction
that you made up yourself, right.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
And I've got another.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
RL Seals rum, which is another Barbadian rum down here.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
It's pretty good too.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Well, wait, what is the name of that one?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
What is the name of that?
Speaker 11 (15:02):
R R L seals Seals r L Seals.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
It's like a flight he's yes, Well, I mean why
use one rum?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Three? Right?
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Well, I mean that, I mean once again, rum's the Well,
Walt is my rum expert.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
The rule of threes.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
He's drank more of it than any person on the
planet that I'm.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Aware of, so he's pickled.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Yeah, So how do you celebrate rum Day just by
taking a hit of all three of those or what
do you do?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well?
Speaker 13 (15:35):
Now, I've got my Ronza Coppa twenty three.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Okay, so there's four, there's not three?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Do we keep going? Are there more than four on
National Rum Day?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Or oh there's five.
Speaker 13 (15:48):
Bottles sitting at the top of the table here right
stop at the bar?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (15:53):
And remember why I have two bars in my house?
Well why I get thrown out of one bar?
Speaker 11 (16:01):
I can go to the other bar?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
There you go? H Like I said, he knows better
than any So I mean that's how you uh celebrate
National Rum Day at least at the Gobs Shelton. But yeah, well, wal,
I'm glad you're celebrating accordingly. And you you give us,
you know, a level to aspire to, right, I.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Mean, I hope so yeah, I mean.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Look, but what what were you going to say?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I can give you anything but my liver? O?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Well, okay, is it even leah that's pickled? It's it's
well preserved after all these years, is my guess. But
whether you want to borrow it, I don't know if
that'd be the but it'd be the case with uh
wall but right now, yeah, and right now it is
Wall will it will you evolve into Gomez and Julio
(16:58):
as the day progresses, or do we know?
Speaker 13 (17:01):
I think Julio may make an appearance around the midnight
hour tonight.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Okay, all right, well that wouldn't be surprised. All right, Well,
you know, I appreciate the consultation as always, Walt, and
it's a good Yeah, but enjoy National Rum Day. We'll
talk to you again soon. Okay, buddy, Hey.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 13 (17:22):
That Maldives trip sounded absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Well, hey, I'll tell you what. The only thing missing
was Walt. That would have been icing on the cake,
that's for sure. But yeah, it was pretty it was
pretty sweet there, Walt, thanks.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
And had enough rum on the boat.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Well, you know, the Maldice is a dry country, so well,
the good news is that they they have an exemption
on the Emperor Explorer, so you're still able to get
whatever booze of your choice there on the boat and
(17:59):
in some of the resorts will allow it to But
but the country itself is a dry country, so you know,
there's not much reason to go on shore. It's now
I'm kidding, there was kind of what we did.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Band from the country now aren't you.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
No, why would I be.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
What?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Craig's never done anything to get banned from anywhere. That's true, don't.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
I have a clean cut individual and I represent the
good old un. It's remarkable we didn't create an international
incident because we had a very worldly group of divers
on the vessel last week. We had some folks from
the Netherlands, a couple teachers that were really nice, and uh,
three ladies from from the UK which were great. And
(18:47):
I mean, and I see a couple of people let's
see from what was it France? That's right? Wand was
our dive buddy from France ironically named Wan but originally
from San Salvador, but he lives in France. But a
real nice guy.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
Anybody else on the boat go oh Scooba radio. I
listened all the time.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Yeah, well, now his.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Parents were all Salvadorian in French. He grew up in France.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
There you go. See, that's yeah. And uh, and the crew,
I mean, the guides and everything, super super nice.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
They were all very nice.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Yeah. Yeah, they dealt with they tolerated our nonsense. So
you know, they had the patience of job and like,
oh here comes them crazy Americans and uh, but you
know Jason and his his son Riley were on board
with us. He they were on the last trip. What
do you give me the eye roll for?
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Why?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Why the stink guy got Johnson nothing?
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Had lots of discussions with him about doing the accent
when it comes to that and they're talking about Americans.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
The accent, What do you mean accent? I don't have
an accent. What do you what are you trying to say?
Speaker 9 (20:03):
I don't know what you mean referring to Americans Americans?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Yeah, I would saying everybody thinks us Americans in the
you know, around the world speak like Jerry, the diver guy.
Speaker 11 (20:20):
I knew I had to get drug into this.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Yeah, And I was like, if you listen real close,
you hear it, it's a lot different.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
He can't help it.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
He can't help it. But but we don't all sound
like Jerry. We don't all have that skill set and background,
you know, uh, marrying your cousin. Yeah, there you go.
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Speaker 5 (22:24):
Dive, Dive, dive.
Speaker 15 (22:29):
Hi, this is Joe, a dive instructor on the Turts
and K Class Explorer too. You are listening to Scuba Radio,
the world's first radio show devoted to diving. But I'm
known for spicing up the briefings by dressing up. And
apparently this guy is dubbed me the Lady Gaga of
(22:50):
the Seven Sees. Honestly, I think he's a little jealous.
Correct the dive Master, take it away, fancy boy.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
This is the old's first radio show devoted the diving.
I am Greg the die Master. Okay, So back from
the Maldives on the on National Rum Day.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Did you go there? I hadn't heard what you went
to the mall? Oh no, suck it, loser.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I was in the ma.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Why did you mention that about two weeks billion times?
Speaker 10 (23:18):
Well because the new shopping mall Orlando?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
What the Maldives? Yeah, let it die?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Okay, Hey, Greg, I got something that might cure your
jet leg. Yes, ma'am, you need to eat this gummy shark.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
A gummy shark brought this for you like weeks ago
you got that for your birthday?
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Or no, what was it dangerous?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It's just a gummy. It's like a giant gummy candy. Yeah,
I forget.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Yeah, why didn't you get that again? Somebody gave it
to me and and so you tried to regift it
to me. Yeah, and you acted like you were all
into it. And it's been sitting here and you haven't
touched it. But when you say I acted like I
was all into it, I think you read Greg.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Listen to me. Yeah, this will kill your jet lag.
It will kill you. This is so much sugar, right you.
You'll get a little blood in your sugar stream. Ah, okay,
you'll be good to go, my friend.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Other than sleep, does anybody have any real suggestions on
how to get over your jet lag?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yes, gummy shark, okay, there's one.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
There's one bad one.
Speaker 10 (24:22):
Drink well okay, ram is another?
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Another bad idea? Uh from scuba board, travel.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
That away, karaoke at a late night bar.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Oh there's okay. Underwater you'll fool yourself underwater what wait,
magic magic man? What you say water magic?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
And you'll end up fooling yourself.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Okay, So just psych yourself out hypnotized.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
Look a mirror for that.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Hypnotize yourself all right, you.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Guys might break the mirror.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
The Scuba Radio Scuba Squad basically have given all all
of the suggestions that don't work.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Really, the only thing is sleep. You'll be fine. Yeah,
and I maybe some vitamins.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I slept eleven hours last night, ten hours a day before,
so plenty. I feel almost normal today. Generally, what happens
when I do something like this to go upside down?
It takes three days on a trip to get back
to normal. And I'm about two and a half. So
if today's show sucks, well, hey, I have an excuse
(25:29):
first time and twenty what twenty eight years? I have
an excuse for a bad show. Yeah, so uh yeah?
What about that Pete from Scuba board, what about you?
You ever had jet lag issues like this? Or no, Pete, I.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Have jet lag issues when I go from east to west.
Oh no, I'm sorry, west to east. When I travel east,
I get jet lag issues. Yeah, the days are shortened,
all that, right, But I go the other way not
so much.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Well, how do you get over it?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Just go that's great?
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Well, how do you get over it? That's what I'm asking.
Do you have any suggestions?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Pilot fly?
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Let the pilot fly and just ignore it?
Speaker 8 (26:16):
And no you mean not over the ocean, but over
your chair.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
All right, I'm getting nowhere with Pete. So I thought,
finally I got to sleep. Okay, go to sleep there, sleep.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
He doesn't whine about it like some people do.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Well, I'm not whining. I'm just you.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Okay, from here.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
They can't talk, I can't.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
All right.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Well, look, I mean if you guys who had flown
on the longest flight in the world, not once, but twice, you.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Got that fancy coffee.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Complaining.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No, she's grig while we cut her my that's right.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Listen to me.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I have to do that.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Greg has old fark.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Okay, no, I have a serious You guys are worthless suggestion,
worthless sex of pooh.
Speaker 11 (27:12):
Okay, go ahead, we know that, we knew we had
to get that, all right.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Just quiet?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
What what you've got that fancy coffee maker in there?
I've used yourself a little crappuccino.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Or I did?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
I had one right before the show. Can't you tell
didn't he didn't? Well you've heard the show. Yeah, I
guess not all.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Right, sleeping coffee, I got nothing?
Speaker 11 (27:33):
Should have you should have brought some of that Turkish
coffee back.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Yeah, no, I went to the mall.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Now I cut out all caffeine and that has solved
so many problems.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Okay, I'll never do that.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I would create problems for me.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
No, I want to get off that crowd.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It's it's you don't wake up in the night.
Speaker 10 (27:50):
Now we're a diet show.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
It's awesome, okay. AnyWho, Uh, whales sharks are awesome, and
I mean well, I mean we saw whale sharks like
three Yeah, well yes, at least three different ones, but
two at one time would come up to the boat
(28:12):
and they were big.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
She said four.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Well, we over the least three different ones, and one
of them we saw twice, but we saw two at
a time each time they showed up.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Right, the probably probably they're looking up at the boat saying,
look at the dumb.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Asses so called whale sharks Americans. That's big.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Do they mean they're the biggest fish in the CP?
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Do they the same stuff that the mantas like? Yeah,
small stuff that's attracted by blankton exactly. And that's why
they had lights on the back of the boat. Yeah,
we saw a ton. I mean that's why this is
the best trip I've ever done in the Maldives when
it comes to seeing mantas and whale sharks, for sure.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I mean photographic proof. They're going to show us later.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
It's already up on Facebook, Timmy, Yes, and.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Just three shows you what I know. I'll go check
it right away.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
Well, exactly the video on my Instagram story when we
first saw them.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, I did see a Scuba Radio post, but like
I said before, I'm sure that was Kristen and not Greg.
He's terrible about No I did Facebook.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I guess I didn't see that.
Speaker 11 (29:15):
Guarantee you they're not up there.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
If you look on the the story of Scuba Radio.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Greg, I still haven't seen videos from that last big
trip you went on.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Well you're blind no, yes, yeah see she used she's
showing it right now on YouTube.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Face what you mean.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
It's on a story?
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Who cares?
Speaker 11 (29:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Greg?
Speaker 11 (29:36):
Greg never posted no picture.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Look, say, there's the manta right there, beautiful.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
She shot that, not you on the street.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
She suck it. I did shoot it, but I didn't
see that.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
They're protected.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
You're supposed to only take pictures we did.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
That's on a story. Greg, you never post.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
What does it matter if it's a story or what
what is it? I mean, what do you complaining about it?
Speaker 9 (30:04):
I had very limited service out there in the middle
of the Indian Ocean, so I could only post on
the story and not post on the feet.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
It will come, guys. I know you're impatient.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
You're here, now make it happen that.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Greg and I had. But it will come. Patience is
a virtue.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Yes, screw that. Hey, hey, look I got well, I'll
tell you I've heard your uh, I've heard your complaints,
and here's the deal. Cheap shot.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
You need some sleep?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
No no Facebook. On the scuber radio Facebook page, there's
the video of the of the whale sharks at the
back of the ball I saw, Yeah, that was for me.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
I think that was from Kristen because that is incorrect.
You said she is ruined her phone and it was
like somebody's phone down there on a stick. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
We shot go pros okay, and.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
I sacrificed my phone.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I assume that was her because I know you're terrible.
Speaker 11 (31:03):
About what picture of Greg and the sun set? Yeah,
one picture of him on the back of.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
The boat nobody wants to see and.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
Posted and tagged.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
No.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Wait, now you see the video of the whale sharks
at the top of the Facebook Scuba Radio page.
Speaker 11 (31:23):
On your page.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
It's on the Scuba Radio. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
You guys are driving me great. Greg sucks social media.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
This is what happens when you go to the Maldives
jet lag. You come back to a bunch of people
that are mad because told them to suck it loser,
and I went to the Mali.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
That's what happens.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I went.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
He's the worldwide Scuba Radio network.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Prepared for guy.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Your surface interval is complete. You are now clear to
dive with Scuba Radio, the world's first radio show devoted
to diving.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
Dive, dive, dive, immerse yourself in a whole new world.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
When you go deep seed dives.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
You've got the perfect outfit.
Speaker 13 (32:35):
Right.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving.
I am Greg the Divemaster, fresh from the Maldives, slightly
jet lagged, uh and uh basically the envy of every
Scuba Radio Scuba squad member today on the show. Because
they're mad, they're upset, they're they're they're just they've said.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Not really, Greg, we're actually happy for you.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
No, No, I don't think I think I think you're
a little sensitive.
Speaker 10 (33:10):
We all sign off and let him run the show
by himself.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah, yeah, I think you're strong enough to do that, Gregg.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Yeah, okay, you guys, Yeah, you need to power through.
I'm powering through.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
You can power to nothing, to power through. We're not
jet lagged, we're not well.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
You have to. You have to tolerate all the suck
it losers phrases that I'm gonna throw out there.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
So much of that you're you got that out of
the way.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
That, Oh I got more to come. I got plenty
more with this came from going.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
I will say that the scuba douchiness is overflowing.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
It really is.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 12 (33:44):
You what scoob douche? Scoob douche, not me brag just
brick makes so feel sicko douche.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
What do you mean, scoo douche douche? I don't even
know what that is the exact exact description we would
apply to you this week.
Speaker 9 (34:06):
I'd like to just state that I am not being
a braggadocious or anything of the of the.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
She's being cool, Greg, you're notice.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
I'm sorry, it's just what I do.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
I love you, but I'm calling him as I said.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
I don't think she's not thinking the same thing I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Act like Greg.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Well, okay, well that is uh.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Advice, that's classic Chris.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
But that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
No, it's not. That's you should ignore that and block
it out.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
It's okay, Greg. We went to the malls, you know.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
What we did, so they can suck it. There we
go again. By the way, Uh, I do want to
mention I actually had my diving dash mask dot com
uh die mask with me, my new prescription progressive lens
mask and this mask. It was the first time I
had it out on a tree for an extended dime.
And usually when you have a new mask like that,
(35:03):
they fog up like crazy. Not the case. I could
see everything perfectly.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
I mean with those giant eyes, like I don't see
why you wouldn't have been able to see everything.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
That's a lie.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
That's yeah, that's when he's corrected.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
No, no, no, actually you don't see it.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Mine do the opposite. When I have my glasses on
my eyes get like really really smallt Yeah, well, I mean,
but but it didn't have that magnifying effect on my eyeballs.
Should if it's.
Speaker 10 (35:29):
Correct, your lens is great.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Divingdash masks dot com, Oh my god.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
They must be really wonderful.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
They are incredible. Actually, that's why I'm bringing it up.
I've never had a mask that I've taken out on
a trip like this that didn't fog up at least once,
you know, like it happens constantly. That just wasn't the case.
This is the best mask I've ever dealt with.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
Look at the group chat. Look at the group chat.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Why what are you?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (35:57):
It's not sunding yet.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
No, it didn't make my eyes big. I mean it
was progressively I got rid of my old mask. At
the line, Greg, you don't know because you can't see.
Oh she's great.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
She always looks googly.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
Christian's trying to play a train.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Like your eyes right now, just through your regular do
look a little larger.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Yeah, but that's just because I'm wild eyed and.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
You're wild eye. Southern boy. You're wow that Southern boy.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
All right, now, you guys can look at the group Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
What got my phone turned off.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
Yes, it's he keeps looking at Christ's eyes get lighter.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
No, no, no, I don't know what's going on. I've
lost I've lost all control. Legs, Greg, why you keep
looking at my legs? Barry chicken legs? What the hell?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Barry?
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, you're gonna make You're gonna make Jerry.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
You're gonna make Jerry jealous when you with comments like that. Barry,
stop it. Don't stop it now.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Oh my, pretty sure Jerry's straight?
Speaker 10 (37:04):
Well?
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Whoa, oh you put pretty sure?
Speaker 5 (37:08):
That's great. I like those eyes trying to help.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Look at Jerry. I'm trying to help.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Jerry just says that look on his face right now,
like yeah, crappy look he's like, He's like, yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:19):
I tell you his paybacks or hail.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
For what I could pile back on. I was trying
to be nice. Yeah, I'm trying to stick you.
Speaker 11 (37:29):
I'm talking about Greg Craig.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
What what Greg? Look at the hell?
Speaker 10 (37:37):
Greg was innocent on that, and I believe that was
Barry led the charge.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
That's it, That is AI enhanced, that is I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Gregs Greg ever done h perfectly natural to me.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Dove in the Maldies that's what I've done.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
God damn.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Oh yeah, it looks like one of those redfish that
are brought up from two hundred feet.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
Yeah. Uh, now that that was that was enhanced.
Speaker 10 (38:03):
I need the scoop of a magician to teach me
how to make Greg's voice box disappear.
Speaker 11 (38:09):
Why did he half gas and they look normal after that?
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Or what?
Speaker 6 (38:15):
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
According to I can't do anything productive.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Ye, well, yeah, the scoop of magician. Actually you did
do some stuff while I was away and the Maldives.
What what was it?
Speaker 10 (38:32):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (38:33):
You got roped into? Or when there's something you want.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
To tell it you in the next segment we have time.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Well we can tease it at least. What do you
got there? Chef was here?
Speaker 11 (38:41):
Here?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Here's the teaser? Is that a YouTube channel reaches out
to me. They want to play a prank on a
professional bass fisherman, bring him into our lake and have
a contest and who can catch more fish the professional
or the producer who's not a fisherman. But the fisherman
had a a secret magic tool that the guy did
(39:03):
not know about underwater.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Nice and you were involved in this little one.
Speaker 10 (39:08):
I was.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I was the secret magic tool.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
The story after the after the break, there's okay.
Speaker 10 (39:15):
All right, well refer to you as a secret magic tool.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
I have a tool, that's for sure. Well were you
using a rebreather? I was not using a rebreather. That's
part of the story.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
Too, okay, all right, Well that's a pretty good tea.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Question.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean we will get that. Also,
we got Lisa from the History of Diving Museum going
to join us. Now you know her, that's true. She's
gonna give us an update on what's coming up on
their programs and things down there in Isla mad I
was talking to everybody on the boat on the Emperor
(39:55):
Explorer in the mall thieves by the way that uh yeah,
and uh but I was telling the other passengers about, yeah,
about the museum and Isla Morone, and they want to
come to the keys and to visit the keys, and
I said, well, if you do that, you got to
go to the museum and and check out the History
(40:16):
of Diving room.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Who wants to visit.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Some of the people they were on the like Wan
from France.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
They should take a dive on the spiegel Grove like
I did.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Yeah, well, if any two tanks just did some diving
in the Keys, we got to talk about that at
some point too.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Way to work that in there.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
Yeah, and uh but but yeah, they were they they
didn't know about the museum, and I said, well, hey,
you know, look, you gotta gotta come to the States
just for the helmets alone, the helmets or something.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
You're boobies.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Excuse me? What?
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Who said that? That was that? How was that?
Speaker 6 (40:52):
I don't.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
On somebody's shoulder.
Speaker 6 (40:56):
Okay, that's enough. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (40:59):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
No, I actually believe that's probably the biggest museum of
scuba diving artifacts ever. Yeah, I'll bet it is.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
It must see if you're down on the keys, especially
the weather turns.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah, well I remember that you can't dive.
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Well you remember that time we lied and we said
that they had a scuba radio exhibit. Yes, twenty your anniversary, Well,
well the thirty year anniversaries coming up, and they may
actually do it. They may actually do an exhibit on scoob.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
What would that exhibit be.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Well, we will talk to Lisa from the History of
Diving Museum and maybe discuss that in hour two.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Full sized wax figure of Greg the dive Master.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Wouldn't you be so lucky? Wouldn't you be so lucky?
And me just sitting there going, hey, I just got
back from the Maldi. I got your thumbs in and
I didn't even use a heated rash guard. Yeah that
could work, That could work. So I think we've got
some ideas. Bad ones as usual, but we'll continue this
an hour to stay closed to the world's first radio
(42:01):
show to vote you dive.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
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Speaker 4 (42:15):
This seems the logical place for fish to congregate.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
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Speaker 11 (42:25):
Oh we're in international waters.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
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but we should be going there.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
I miss me wife in me oxygen.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yes, we all miss our loved ones and guts.
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