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September 6, 2025 • 43 mins
This week Greg The Divemaster and friends discuss a unique story on how marine parks are keeping their Killer Whales happy. Plus Mermaid Kristin checks in after snorkeling with spotted Leppard sharks in California. Looking for HOUR2?
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:33):
To be given.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
We're going to start a new life under the sea.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Am I gonna drown?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Of course not.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Just stay calm and let the gentle currents relecture every
muscle under the Just get warmer.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
No, no, heg you take donague rustations under the sea.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Where the hell are show?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
No, here's your dive guide for scuba Radio, Greg the
Dive Master.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
And welcome. This is the world's first radio show devoted
to diving. I am Greg the Dive Master. We got
CJ in the studio with me.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You sounding great?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Oh look, at you channeling warming up?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Dot?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Johnson is channeling Brian Johnson?

Speaker 5 (01:23):
That's right? And Brian Johnson lead singer of a C
d C. The reason is because we have a little
project that we're going to work on possibly after the
show today ands for you you will, and Olcott Johnson's
going to do his best impression of the lead singer

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of a c DC.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
So that sucked. I got to work into it.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
You think please kill me now?

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, you may want that. I don't know, but but
you know, I think it could turn out pretty good.
I do it will be awesome. Yeah, we got It's
basically a project that we're working on for the Dmer
show coming up in middle of.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
November here in Orlando.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
And uh, whether or not we pull it off, well,
I mean, it will be determined. I guess after the
show today.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Whether what's cool is I don't have to do it live.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
We're gonna record it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna
do it live. We'll do it live live to tape.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Wait, no, we're not doing it. No, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
We may do it after the show and it might
turn out pretty good.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
You never know. Sucks, Yeah, we'll do it live. You think,
oh god, no, yeah, well you don't have to do that.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
You know what, what have Kristen's comments?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
He's right there.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Well that's true.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
She is connected, but she was I'm paying attention. I'm
just choosing to make it seem like I'm not.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, right, brilliant. Okay. See, so we got her live
and via tape.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
It's a little too much you just did.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
What are you talking about? I don't know what you're
talking about. It sounds it sounds pretty good. See, so
I know it's a little too much. What do you
mean it's too much?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
It's not Wow, that's hot.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
See, please don't use that. That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
What do you mean? Uh? You should never have recorded
that stuff for I trust me.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
When he asked me about it, I was like, I mean,
can you tell me the script first?

Speaker 6 (03:27):
And he was like, you think i'd sit for something?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yes? What do you mean that stuff never goes away?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (03:34):
See those aren't even those are just like you were
just using bits of the conversation.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
What do you mean exactly?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Yes, I am, and I think Kristen is too.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
I did not give you permission for those.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I don't know what you mean. I don't know what
you mean.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You play stupid? Really not? Well, what do you mean
I play? Do you mean I'm not I'm not stupid.
I'm not stupid. I'm not you play stupid. No, whenever
somebody calls you out and said, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I don't know what you and I know you didn't say.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
I know the one line that he chose not to
save what's that was when you said, all right, the
next line is Greg's a genius, and I said Greg
is not a genius.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
I remember you saying something like most.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Attractive man alive.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Yeah, I hate you sometimes?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
What come on? That's Greg is a very inflated, old
inflated sense of self. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
That makes no sense to you? Somehow humble, I'm not
sure how. No, there'll be no humboldting like a humboldt squid.
You mean, yeah, anyway, Jerry the diver guy's here too,
But all I have from him is what going on?

Speaker 8 (04:56):
And then who's drunk?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
And who's drunk?

Speaker 8 (04:58):
That's true, the only two lines you need to run
the whole show.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Okay, well we can just repleate, repeat, that over and
over again. Yeah, and uh, you know, and I get
full credit. I think, yeah, wouldn't I.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
There's no doubt she's a genius.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Well it was my idea to have him say that,
so thank you, Kristin. Yeah, you know, what we call
that in the biz is a soundboard. So Kristen has
her own soundboard. Now, how about that.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
She's been part of the conversation. Now we're just conversation.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
What do you what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Don't this is so weird?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
No it's not.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
It's called the radio gold No. C J doesn't agree.
I don't understand why this is so sparingly? What do
you mean why you need a good air check?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Sessions? What you need? No problem, you haven't had one
like twenty years. Come on, I'm joking with you. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
See she's just joking around, right Kristin. Yeah she now
she see Now she's not going to say a work
See what you did.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
That's your fault.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
We can never say whatever we wanted to say now though.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Their own stuff. It's you.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
No, I'm never going to trust you when you asked me.
I'm not going to do that in commercial frame.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Nope, you blew, you ruined it ruined what you've destroyed
her trust? I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
That's what I just did.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yeah, it is okay. AnyWho Kristin is with us live
from the Left Coast. You're still out there in California?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Is that right? For a change?

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
And what are you doing out there? Diving cold water?

Speaker 7 (06:44):
I did get in the water just to say that
I did, but I was also.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Enticed to do so by the.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Obvious of do you want to see some sharks?

Speaker 7 (06:57):
I mean, everybody, everyone that knows me knows I'm not
going to say no to that, even if the water
is freezing. Yeah, which actually wasn't as fat as I
thought it was going to be. It was cold at first,
but it was like it's probably like I would say,
seventy seventy degrees max, I wouldn't do like a dive
in it.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
It's too cold for that.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Well, but what kind of sharks are we talking about?

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Leopard sharks?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Leopard sharks?

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Huh oh yeah, okay, so you saw them in the water,
but you didn't get in the water with them, or
you just heard about it.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
But we got in the water and we were going
through the waves and stuff and I had literally just
got here and my flight left from cap'n Walt's house.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Very early in the morning.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
Yeah, and I was I was enticed by the sharks,
but the water was really stirred up in murky, so
we couldn't really see anything.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
You just knew they were there.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
Yeah, because I guess it's like a migration of from
a a breeding ground, mating ground.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
The female sharks all come to this one spot when
lay their eggs and they stay and hang around and
protect them.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
And so they're all there right now, so I've been told.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
So it's like a spawning area for sharks out there
in California right now.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
Like you can just like snorkel up to them, like
in the like going from it's La Joya and you
can just snork up to them in the water.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
So La Joya, where is that?

Speaker 9 (08:15):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Like southern California? I don't even know where is that?

Speaker 6 (08:18):
San Diego?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, that's California, fat.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
General areas of the Yeah, I'm still learning that.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Fun fact. Fun fact, La Joya is Spanish for the whore.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Really it's not, oh okay, it is she. Well, she's
there and you would think she would know.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
She'd have to look it up.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
You know who would know it would be Vinny two tanks,
and he's not with us.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
He would he didn't know much.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Well, you would know.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
That the jewel.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Excuse me, it means the jewel.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, of course it does.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Agree to disagree.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Okay, I just googled it.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Google's not wrong.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Okay, all right, Well but you're out there looking for
the looking for those sharks. But you didn't jump in
because the water was too market?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Did you get in?

Speaker 6 (08:58):
I got in the water.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah, oh you did.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
I were going to travel all.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Over here and say that I didn't and have like
i'd say I didn't get in the water.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
It was the first thing we did.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
We went to the beach and I jumped in the water,
like jumped in is I had to like just go
for it.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
And then we were going out past the waves.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Are we we're talking about snorkeling?

Speaker 10 (09:17):
Then?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Right?

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Yeah, sparkling? Yeah, I'm not diving. I don't have time
to do that.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Okay, but.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
What I don't know. I just got the eye roll
from Cox Johnson. He was like, really, hey.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
It's too cold. I don't have that kind of courage yet.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yes, I mean.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
In the water.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah. Well, I said you need to do this for
the show, and.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
She said, getting eating by mosquitos for you.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
We'll see, but she was willing to, you know, take
the plunge anyway, so we got to give her credit
there cityj No, No, he's no dive no credit.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Okay, well he.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Snorkeling counts a little all right, more coming up, stay close.

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Speaker 11 (12:32):
Jake and I bonded over diving.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
We love diving.

Speaker 11 (12:35):
We got our diving licenses together and one day we
were on vacation and he was like, mil you gotta
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And I was like eight am dive, Like what are vation?
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CJ's in the studio with maybe. We got Jerry the
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web and actually the awkwad Gypsy.

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I believe blighting your toenails, you freak?

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WHOA, that's not I'm watchedn't doing that? Were you doing that?

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GJ?

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That was Brittany just and I'm not a freak. And
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We know who she was talking about. What do you mean, Vinnie?
She was talking about Vinnie freaky to be delicate?

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All right, if you say so.

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Maybe so we can bashield.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, well that's true, ash him, we can bash Casey.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Well where is he?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Then? He to.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
He's probably going to getting a manicure or pedicure is
what it is.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh yeah, maybe that's very not a euphemism for anything
it might be.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Please you don't think it probably should actually AnyWho, Uh,
Casey the tobacco Nut is not here yet too, but
he's he's he's chiming in right now. So he's here,
is not here, I don't know. Sideways there we go. Okay,
so Casey the Tobacco Nut to join the party. But

(14:51):
now we can start the show, can we? Yeah? Ah, okay,
well no, he has to put in his headphones and
stuff first. So I want to talk about these potted
horn sharks or horny sharks? What what were they again
in California, Kristen, which I spotted.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
There's leper sharks.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah, leg so they are kind of like the nurse
sharks of the Left Coast kind of.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
I don't I'm not really honestly sure too much about them.
Brandon would be the one to ask that question.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah, you just know their sharks all about all the
sharks are.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Kind of small, right, I don't know why I haven't
seen them.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
What I thought you saw them?

Speaker 6 (15:26):
Yeah, I said I went to see them, and we didn't.
The water was too markey.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Ah, well, no, spotted leopard sharks. Are they look kind
of like nurse sharks in the Caribbean.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
No, you're thinking of those are zebra sharks or the
spotted ones that look like sharks in the Caribbean. Oh okay, yes,
there's zebra sharks.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
Because zebra sharks when their juveniles have stripes. Yeah, they're
called zebra strips. When they reach adulthood, they're covered in
spots and look like basically listening kind of spots like
an eagle.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Right has.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I hope you get to see them because they're I've
seen pictures of them and they're really cool looking.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Well, I was looking at pictures of them too.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
They look all well, don't they don't have the mouth though,
of kind of like a nurse shark.

Speaker 7 (16:03):
I thought they like if you go type into Google
and you type into google leopard shark making sure this photo.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Yeah, that looks kind of like a nurse shark. That's
a zebra shark. Yes, Oh so that's not the spotted leopard.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
No, the leopard shark.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
If you swipe through those photos, you'll see that the
leopard shark is like this.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Okay, I'm looking all right, Well, they still have that
blunt nose of kind of like a like a nurse shark.
And that's what I'm saying. The similarity is, Yeah, they
have a different you know, skin color, you know, design
or whatever. Right, some spots and almost like a conduct kind.

Speaker 10 (16:41):
Of spots, spots instead of stripes. They're they're very similar.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, two nurse sharks, big dummy, don't don't you? Don't
you give me a.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
Little casey tobacco nut. First thing out of his mouth
he starts giving me sass.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
How dare the thing is.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
A leopard shark also known as a zebra shark.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh it's the same shark.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Oh wait a minute, Okay, so maybe maybe once again.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
That's why she got the picture on Google?

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Could could it be that, you know, when people start
questioning my authority, that they're they're just authority purely.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
H What the hell you were talking about?

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Purely a mistaken that they forget things.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
There's no doubt she's a genius.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
See man, Yeah, that was a reach. What do you
mean that was a long way to go for that.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Well, it's just you know the truth. You know, I'm
usually right about these things. When you do a show
for twenty eight years. You learn stuff by default. All
the mistakes I've made, you know, eventually, I've made so many.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I know when they're mistakes and and when Greg's very insecure,
is compensating by false bravado.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yes, well that's what you do. You do, I've learned
over the years s you do.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, And and I know you're envious, aren't you. No, Yes,
I hear it in your voice way, rather be the
words you use say one thing, but the underlying emotion.
Uh yeah, wow, I hear what you're saying. Picking that up.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, well, it's just you know, I'm intuitive in that regard.
But Yeah, the leopard shark, the spotted not they're saying.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
No.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
At first you say they're the same. Now you're saying
they're not the same.

Speaker 8 (18:26):
I've done more research on it.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
He didn't.

Speaker 12 (18:29):
Most one page said they were the same, but they are.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Not the same.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Well, I'm not saying.

Speaker 8 (18:35):
Is in the Indio Pacific.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
Yeah, so that's one of those sharks I wanted to
see while we were in the Maldives.

Speaker 12 (18:42):
The leopard shark is only in North American Pacific.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
I think that the zebra shark is more of a
warm water animal.

Speaker 12 (18:52):
The leopard sharks are characterized by their distinct strap pattern.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Uh huh okay, and it's throughout their lives all right.

Speaker 12 (19:00):
And the zebra sharks had a dark body when they're
juveniles with la zebra black.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Strap right as well, the straps faded.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
But both of those sharks, which one is on the gums, well,
but both of them have a similar jaw structure.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
So really fast. I thought about this the other day. Yes,
when we were in the mall.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
He's the dive guide, pointed out this black and yellow fish, right,
and it was a weird looking dude, and I have
to go back my footage then I have a video
of it. Yeah, but I was looking through the pictures
of the juvenile zebra zebra shark, yeah, to see to
see it, right, And I'm looking at them and I'm like,
oh my gosh, I remember seeing a fish.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
That looks just like this, Yes, I do. Yeah, we
saw that absolutely, So this.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Is what a juvenile zebra shark looks like.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Ah, okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
I think the fish might have been a little bit different.
But I'm curious if we saw a baby.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Oh we did, yeah, he pointed that out. I remember
if she's showing up the picture. You can see it
on YouTube, Facebook, Live and Twitch and as they were
like you said, it was black with yellow stripes, but.

Speaker 7 (20:05):
I think it was a little I think it was
a little different and it was kind of small, so
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
Yeah, I remember him pointing it out that even the
dive master said, hey, this is pretty cool. Get a picture,
little guy.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Yeah, yeah, probably only like this big.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
It was just a few inches big. But it was,
you know, jerking around under the under the reef there,
and and.

Speaker 8 (20:27):
Was it jerking around?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
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You just don't like the word jerking, do you.

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Speaker 5 (22:39):
This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving.
I am Greg the Dive Master. Okay, So evidently CJ
and Jerry the diver guy didn't like that description of
the the leopards leopard shark I saw in the Maldives,
yellow stripes, black, jerking around under the reef structure, which

(22:59):
brings to this next story from a marine land I
guess in France, and you know the killer whales, Well
it's a marine They closed it down. Evidently it was
like a marine park and had some killer whales, and
they haven't decided where they're going to put the whales
now that the park is shut down, and this story

(23:23):
talks about how they're keeping the whales happy in the
meantime before they make the move. It's hard to do
this story with CJ just giving me the stink.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Okay, all right, you just giving me that to get
to the interesting part.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Well okay, so, uh, there's no shows. So they're they're
trying to keep the whales happy. In one of the
ways they do this, they have them swim up to
the side with the trainer and they rub them down
and evidently give them a happy ending afterwards. Jesus, yeah,
I'm not making it up. It's it's the story.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I thought this was a family show.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
But you're really well, I've never been limits. I mean,
I've never been a I think SeaWorld in all these parks,
they have their role.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I'm not a big fat not to mention. Let's not forget.
You just segged into this story by using the jerkin thing.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Well, what the hell's wrong? I said it was a
natural I really don't care. It was a natural progression.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Do not care anymore?

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Well, I mean you may not realize this, but the
only that has been going on for years because they
you know, when.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
They is that the job you want when you stop
doing this show?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
No, If anything, it's it's kind of making me rethink
my stance.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
On there's a parking down the street. You know it's
not famous.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Well yeah, but they do that, you know, like you know,
inseminating the killer whales when they're trying to further their population.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
That's what they have.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
To do, just like you know, Jenny the divery guy
knows this because he's a country boy and he knows
sometimes you got to get.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
In there and the right the cows or whatever.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
Arm I've never lived on a farm. I'm not going
to live on a farm.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
But you'mated how many cows over the years.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
You figure none. Come on, I can't all.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Lies lies say that either, Greg, Casey tobacco appropriately with this. Yes, Casey, you.

Speaker 8 (25:27):
You're very sick man.

Speaker 10 (25:29):
But we'll take care of you and your age.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
On Okay, what's wheels? Yeah exactly, yea. No. Look, I'm
just reporting.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
The news into the home of that distance.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
I mean you you didn't. You had never heard of this.
I had never heard of this, and it almost makes me,
you know, change my stance on marine parks.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
You never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
What do you mean you never heard of it?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
What are you saying?

Speaker 8 (25:54):
For some reason? I think you're lying about this part.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
It's from the The story is from the BB.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
See, I'm not making it on the internet. It must
be true.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yes, it's on the introwebs. The things you're searching for, Greg,
I'm just saying it popped up, Yeah, pop up. Well,
it's just you know, up anything that no, anything that
shows up with marine life and oceans and things like that.
I mean, that's it pops up in my feed Greg.

Speaker 10 (26:24):
I have the acid test. Yes, Vinny, have you ever
heard about French people lazering whalesha?

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Uh, it's science. First off, I have not heard that well,
just to keep them happy. Well, I mean that's we're
kind of cutting edge in that sense that we're you know,
we're educating the world that this has been going on.

Speaker 10 (26:53):
You said everybody knows about this.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Well no, no, no, hold on, Casey, pay attention. I said,
everyone in the marine training world evidently knows this. I
mean it says that in the article that they do
this for trying to further the species because they have to,
you know, get there.

Speaker 12 (27:15):
He works at that world famous park. Why don't you
call him and see if they do that over there.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
I don't think they have those kinds of animals.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
They do not.

Speaker 8 (27:26):
Yeah, but you said they'd do this at all the parks.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Well they have killer whales. These are killer whales, Jerry.
They don't have those, Yeah, most of them don't. This
was in France, one of the last places where they
are evidently having them, and then even they're talking about
closing them down. But since it's France, maybe that's why
I knew this day would come.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, the you know, France. I didn't know when, but
I knew the day would come when we hit rock bottom.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, Mark the tape, mar this is it. There is
no tape up from here. Well, hey, look, I mean
I can't God, I can't help it that you can't
handle the truth. But I think it's only important. You know,
there's certain things we don't need to know. Well, it's
not a question of need. It's about being aware of
the world around you.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
You know, it's not the world around and you do
not on the other side of the world.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
But you didn't know this was going on. I didn't either.
I don't need to know. And and just for the record,
i'd be happy or not knowing. Once again, I'm not
a fan. I don't think this is really well something.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
You just need to move on from this subject because
it keeps getting deeper. I know it's you know, well,
there's no crudes here, but like even everyone's like, wow, Greg,
I don't know, we've turned on you.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
I don't Just does it go good with this story?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Well? What did he say about pudding?

Speaker 8 (28:51):
Proof is in the pudding?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's another word that shouldn't be case go ahead, go ahead, casey.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
What so since we're talking about France, Yeah, did the
whales have a preference between male and female trainers?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (29:11):
I have no idea, uh, but I'm just saying that.
Evidently they've been doing that to keep the stress level
of the animals in check before they're moved to a
better home. Wait, look, Kristen's trying to change the subject.
Give her, let her, let her.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Nudy. She said, nudy. No, I mean brank.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yeah, yeah, that was next story. Well she just game.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
One and yeah, you're not even you're not going to
go there with the new brand.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
To change the topic of it to nudy.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
I can't believe that. God, for for the first time
in the history of Scuba Radio, the team has been
totally uh roasted out.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah, that's that's a first. I gotta say, Greg, I'm
going to give.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
You a you guys, according to Greg, that red tooth
triggerfish fart.

Speaker 8 (30:10):
Yeah, we had this big, long discussion.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, see about.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Long discussion video of a whole bunch of moms.

Speaker 10 (30:17):
No, it's okay, we're trying to.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Get the subject.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
You know, what do you mean you're good with that?
So you didn't know that either?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Casey, here I am educating you and the world and
and and as I get his blowback from a bunch
of folks that are.

Speaker 12 (30:31):
Jelly and another word that doesn't need to go in
this conversation.

Speaker 10 (30:35):
Uh huh, Well, Greg, in twenty eight years, I have
listened to you talk about every conceivable fish, whales, shark
in the ocean. Yeah, including other divers. Party, I have
heard it all from you.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I don't remember talking about that.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
I have to make bets with him about you won't
talk about it.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Well, I don't know what she's that's a good idea.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
What making av lasts long on the Turks and Keko spoke?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
So what does he owe you?

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Now? Nothing?

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Nothing? Actually he's actually one.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah, I win every time you forget who is you forget?
Who is the master of this game?

Speaker 6 (31:16):
He wins every time.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
See yeah, we do he win.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
He just wins win.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Shelf respect, you know, lousy gambling. Yeah, I mean the
reason is he's a genius. See that's why I mean
sometimes you underestimated humble.

Speaker 8 (31:36):
Somebody race that bang?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
All right?

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Anys here thoroughly confused, but we'll bring him up to
speed with the rest of the class.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Here next, on the world's first radio show devoted to.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Diving, He's the worldwide Scuba Radio Network. Excuse for guy,

(32:14):
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Dive with Scuba Radio, the world's first radio show devoted
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Speaker 5 (32:25):
Dive, Dive, Dive.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
This group has sucked from the very start from the
Teeta friendship.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving.
I am Grigg di Master. Okay, so this is a
crazy story. This killer whale and or killer whales, I
should say, and a marine park in France. I shut it.
They shut it down, and to keep the whales happy.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
We're still on this.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Well, I got to explained they're keeping them happy by
of rubbing the whales down by the trainers, and then
they give them a happy ending. And if they don't
do this, here's the kicker. This is what I didn't
get out there. If they don't do this, evidently okay, Well,
the whales, the male whales, will evidently start to try

(33:17):
to have relations with their mom. So they want to
keep the whales from inbreeding. And this is evidently one
of the ways that they do that.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Just another reason why they should be just left alone
in the way.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Well, I mean, like I said, I've always felt they
had their place, but when I saw this story, I
was like, gosh, just might finally push me over the edge, like,
all right, that's a bridge too far. Put them back
in the ocean, let them go do whatever. We got
to stop.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
This right because they wouldn't know how to hunt? Is
that the deal?

Speaker 5 (33:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
But they know how to get the frenk hoe But
I don't know, Jerry, can I say what I said? Off?

Speaker 10 (34:04):
Oh Jerry, don't don't drag this out.

Speaker 8 (34:07):
I'm gonna let that would go.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Yeah, okay, giant sleep in green Sea turtle.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Yes, see Chris, and God bless her, she knows how
to change her name is Shelly? She's trying to change
the subject.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
What's even happening right now?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah? Nobody?

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Yeah, yeah, but uh but Vinnie two tanks now knows
what has been going on, and I almost I'm afraid
to go to him for his comment one way? Do
you have a comment one way or another, Vinnie?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Or yes I do?

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Oh, okay, please share.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
I think it's the show as usual.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Okay, all right, and I'm gonna take that. I'm gonna
take that as a uh.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
And the show successful, so yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Right, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
So yeah, using my laugh it's weird and I don't
like it.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Oh wait, you don't like you to stop?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Now?

Speaker 5 (35:03):
She doesn't like her own laugh.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
I mean, hey, no, it sounds weird and I don't
like it.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Well, I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
I did not give you permission.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah again? Cool? Okay, well well we'll just move on.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
But but the turtle, I mean, he's afraid. If they're
doing this to killer Wales, you think they're doing it
to any other in life.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
I hope not. That's uh, that's just for this show,
absolutely so uh so yeah, those leopard sharks, how about
those levers?

Speaker 6 (35:38):
I'm still I'm trying to find the video. That's why
I'm going through these.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Did we talked about the orange sharks ship?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:43):
We did that last week? Oh sorry you were here
anywhere were you? You were on the show last week?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Show?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
But I didn't think we covered it. We ran out
of time.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
But what was it that you said?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
They got orange nerve sharks. Yeah, they're orange nurse sharks actually, yeah,
off the coast of Costa Rica.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I believe they're jerking around too.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
I tried.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Did they get rubbed?

Speaker 5 (36:11):
You guys are immature? You know what I'm saying? You
dear god? Yeah, yes, Now you pushed us to where
we can't not you can't recover? Is that what you're
trying to put it on me?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Too far? Now, that's just not right.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
It's a very rare day that I wish that I
was at work during the timeframe of the show.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, but today.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Those days really as you're not a fan of the
Orange neurve.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
Sharks, not what you guys are talking about.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
I think we are. We did last week who whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what into this mix.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
It's just Greg.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Gree uh huh.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
That's very valid.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
We are trying to get us out of this mix.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
All you can say what I mean, what can you
say about me the man Alive? Other than that nothing?

Speaker 7 (37:03):
I cannot give you permission. You're allowed to use that
that way. I'm never recording a commercial for you ever.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Again, I don't know what you mean by that. But
any who, yes, you do you know the orange, whether
it's the Orange Nurse Sharks we were talking about last
week or you're really. The big concern that I have
for venting two tanks is where's are our Halloween mascot.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
It's only September, I know, but it's it's just barely
into September. Give me a break.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, no, God no, there's no breaks here until like
October first. Then we could have one.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
This year.

Speaker 9 (37:40):
You will have one, Yeah, because you chastised me so
greatly last year.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
I'm not it's not a chastisation.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
It's Casey just lay it.

Speaker 9 (37:50):
Oh, oh, you probably had to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Okay, Well, at least any points out the obvious. God
bless him.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Yeah, that means, but do you have your eyes on
a potential gourd a candidate for this year's Scuba Radio mascot.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
I have a design that I'm thinking about, all right, But.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
I mean, but you gotta find some kind of you know, pumpkin, like, uh.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I gotta go find some art supplies.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Vegetable, Yeah, a gourd? Or it?

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Will it be a pumpkin? Will it be?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Is it gonna be?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Is it gonna be orange like the Nurse Sharks? Or
is it going to be a different like you're gonna
go like with a white pumpkin? Again, maybe a try,
maybe a bigger one so it shows up a little bit. Yeah,
let's go big.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Goes to show you forgotten I did white before?

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Well you were, you said, well the first time we
didn't he say he was gonna call it whitey. But
it wasn't a white pumpkin. You found an orange gourd
after all, and you.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Figured thinking about getting a white pumpkin.

Speaker 12 (38:52):
Actually, well yeah, you need to get a big one
this time, beanie.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Yeah, oh well I'll see what I can do.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, and then carve it underwater. You think, are you
gonna carve it?

Speaker 9 (39:07):
Are you gonna usually don't carve him? I just uh,
I just paint, just painted outside of it.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, all right, well it was an artist.

Speaker 12 (39:15):
He carves it, greg, it won't it won't last as
long exactly exactly.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
I won't have it for a most was by the
way grapples carved in the last longer.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Oh I didn't know that about something. Every See, that's
a factory that the show just taught us.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
See, not only you'll want to learn about the leave
it to the chick. Right, So we've learned about preserving
your gourd, and uh, how killer whales stay happy?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
And then we learned about orange lemon sharks.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Yes, and orange lemon sharks.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
It was it was I'm sorry, lemon nurse sharks, lemons, lemon.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Shark around.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Just nurse sharks. The orange ones were nurse sharks, Vinnie.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
They are not called them the lemon nurse sharks, but
it was orange.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
They're they are not lemon nurse sharks. They are nurse sharks. Sharks.

Speaker 8 (40:10):
There's a lemon shark and then there's a nurse shark.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, those are two.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I thought there was a lemon nurse shark.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
No no, oh see, well if you lick them, they
might maybe they taste like lemons. I don't know who,
but but no, you got nurse sharks that are showing
up uh orange and it's kind of like an albino
kind of genetic thing. Very rare, but they've happened in
the past. But won't know this word, but you guys

(40:41):
will understand me. It's an anomaly, Yeah, anemonee. See yeah,
well that's what I said. Okay, so, uh so, Vinnie,
it sounds like you're you're definitely intrigued by those orange
nurse sharks. Would you go all the way to Costa
Rica to go dive with them just because it was orange?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
To care that much?

Speaker 10 (41:04):
Where in Costa Rica where they immunity sale Costa Rica.
See anywhere I was diving.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Well, yeah, you wouldn't be guaranteed to see him, Greg,
I think you'd have to get super lucky. So there
was only one of them, Greg, there was only one
of them there just to see it.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Well, he could be there might be an area though that.
It's like trying to go find Bigfoot water.

Speaker 9 (41:27):
Costa Rica has that spot where they go out to
this island and they film Jurassic Park there and then
there's a bunch of best way they get the picture
of the Hammerheads pictures, the famous Hammerhead pictures.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
There's a lot of sharks around there.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Okay, they got a lot of sharks, so more than
just the orange ones. There's a little bit more of
a draw than just that. That would be the bonus.
That'd be like, you know, finding the luck mess monster
while you're down there, something like that. So Binning's intrigued.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
All right.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
On that note, we'll wrap up this hour hour two
on deck. We're going to talk about Dike. No wait, no,
get another hour first more coming up. Stake one.

Speaker 8 (42:04):
You want to be their own radio.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
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Speaker 3 (42:17):
This seems the logical place for fish to congregate.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
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Speaker 8 (42:27):
Oh, we're in international waters.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
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but we should be going there. I miss me wife
in the oxygen.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
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