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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Where the hell are No, here's your dive guy for
Scuba Radio, Greg the Dive Master.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And welcome hour two of the world's first radio show
devoted to diving. I am Greg the Dive Master. We
are going to go in a slightly different direction this hour.
I promise, but you're gonna have to, you know, distinguish
between two big stories that we're going to address, cyberg
a jellyfish and taking dogs underwater anything. It can't be
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worse than the first hour, Are you sure? Yes? It
might be very well? Maybe obviously cj in the studio
with me and we have a the Scuba Radio Scuba
Squad connected via the web, made up of Jared the
Diver Guy of any two Tanks, Casey the tobacco nut Mermaid.
Kristen is with us today as well, hanging out on
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the left coast along with Jared from next Dive any
xdive dot com. Jared with us this hour. How are
you doing, Jared? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Good?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Thank you for having me Absolutely always a pleasure. Are
you getting pretty excited by the way, Jared? As we
get into the home stretch of preparing for the DEMA
show in mid November, when everybody's rolling out new stuff,
are you in that mode or what what do you think?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
No, I'm not in that mode yet. It's it's busy
getting ready up for DEMA.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah. Yeah, it can be daunting as well as exciting,
I guess and looking.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Forward to seeing all the people at TEMA.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Though, everyone with the exception of Jerry, Casey, Vinnie and
who else? Barry probably you.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
I bet he'd rather see us than you.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Greg, Jared, care to comment or you want to keep
that to yourself? No comment? Yeah? See, I know the truth.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
You didn't want to hurt your feel it's Greg.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah whatever. Yeah, I know those guys have feelings, that's
what they have. So you've got to be careful. We've
got to be sensitive. You heard me, I don't want
to hurt your viel we.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Yeah, yes, and you kick them regularly.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't even I'm gonna leave that one lie AnyWho, Jared,
what has been going on? I know you guys have
been extremely busy. Are you able to share any announcements
yet or are you working that stuff out right now
as we get ready for the big show mid November?
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
No, we're actually we've been extremely busy picking up new
dealers and getting a ton of orders. Good, So I
think right now we're still in the prep mode and
the mode of it's not that far away, right, and
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a lot to do.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, I mean it's still you know, a couple of months,
but you know that's like a day. Oh exactly, and
dive industry time. That's a blink of the eye, because yeah,
I mean, as your hearing for the big trade only
event which happens in our backyard this year, you really
do have to kind of get all your ducks in
a row now to make sure you execute effectively and
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efficiently as we are doing. We got some big plans
actually for the show this year that I haven't even
shared with the Scuba Radio Scuba squad. They have no
idea some of the things I have planned for them.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
So in other words, he's got nothing going out.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
No, we've already talked about wardrobe, and you guys put
the kysh on that talk about that, the whole aquaman
suit skin suit things, right, you're years now. Yeah, yeah,
Well Vinnie said he would do it, and the rest
of you guys you ruined that years ago. So Vinnie
might be our one representative.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
And unfortunately, I have an actual job at the show,
and I keep my nose to the grindstone.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
That's why you never see me.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well, we're going to see you this year because you'll
be wearing the green aquaman spandex the uniform.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
No, he'll be working Greg, I got a job.
Speaker 9 (05:02):
It's the only time he works of the year.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Greg.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Doesn't prevent you from wearing the spandex.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
I worked the Scuba show too, so the only two times.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well yeah, but you can work it in a green
aquaman spandex suit. Well, right, they want you to stand
out and make waves.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Well, I'm not stand out.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
I'm not in charge.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
He's not in charge. That's not part of the dress code. Okay, Well,
I mean, but I can talk to you. You're gonna
get him fired, no, boss. Yeah, I just talked to
the boss. Say, hey, if and he needs to wear
two hats, and I bet they would be down or
you know, if Jerry or Casey would actually step up.
I mean, just for the record, Jared, I'll make sure
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they're not wearing any next Dive stuff when they support
these outfits. But that's a whole other thing that we
just do for our own Why don't.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
You put somebody in the suit that actually compliment it,
like Brittney or Kristen or for a mermaid. Uh, it
will not be complimentary if Jerry or I where that
was once.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Again, already have our own roles that we have to play.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
Sorry, Casey, we're not going to be in a aquaman suit.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, it's a guy, thinks Kristin.
Speaker 11 (06:22):
And I will go in an aquaman suit.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Oh, here's the challenge.
Speaker 10 (06:25):
Guys go in a mermaid tail, specifically Casey.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I like that.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Let's do it.
Speaker 11 (06:33):
Hey, we've already seen Vinnie in a Mermaid top.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Wow. I just threw up a little bit.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Now I being challenged to wear a Mermaid's tail.
Speaker 11 (06:43):
I have a photo of it.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh, you have a photo of Casey and a mermaid tail.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
Wearing a Mermaid top.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Really, it wasn't the lead.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
It must have been really drunk.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It was like the morning Oh well.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
It was like the morning after. That's oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (07:00):
Actually what it was was Bennie was being a jerk,
and to redeem himself, we bullied him into putting a
top on.
Speaker 11 (07:11):
Yeah, that's exactly.
Speaker 12 (07:12):
What it was.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Really, this is going.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I think we can have fun at Demon now, you freak.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I don't know. Maybe you know. It will least amuse
ourselves a little bit. But we've got to be careful
who we align ourselves with business wise, because people that
are smarter than us are we're not gonna want to
have any connection to it whatsoever you think.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Benny, I'm sure Jerry and I have told you never
ever irritate the Mermaids. We've warned you.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Okay, but I have no all the time to your title.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
I have issues so you, but I'm working.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
On Okay, Well, I'm sorry. You've got what they are.
You're getting wrapped up into this uhn and this family
squabbled and I apologize, you know, so I need to
kind of take the reins back here, I think, and
let these tell these guys to like cool your chets. Gang.
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Come on, now, we've got a special guest. Jared. Jared,
have you been diving? Let's start there. Have you been
so busy you've been in the water out there, you know,
in California up there towards Monterey lately or what not?
For fun?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Because my other business has been pretty busy doing marine construction.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Marine construction, and you care to explain what that is
or would you rather not?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Which is okay, it's doing pilings. Putting pilings in all
structural cross braces things are called capitals.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
FRD core stuff. Anyway, I mean, are you doing this
in hard helmet type things? In surface supplied air or is.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
This some of it we do.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
It depends on where it's at. But a lot of
when we do this, a lot of times it's only
like ten feet deep or twelve feet deep, and so.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
You working on docks and piers mostly underneath.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yes, yeah, yeah. And when you're down there, you ever
see like, uh, I don't know, spotted spotted leopard, sharks
or anything cruise by or oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
You can see a lot of things that that go
to there. You know, a lot of harbor seals will
come up and say hi, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
No, killer whales no, oh good.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Lot of wolf fields, a lot of wolf fields.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yes, really those are those big monster ones, aren't Oh no? No, yeah, yeah.
The you will see the wolf fields around the pilings
and stuff.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Oh yeah, huh.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Sometimes large white sea bass.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
We don't get a whole lot of sea bass in
shallow here.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
All right, but they got everything else that sounds like,
sounds pretty interesting to talk more about that and then
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It doesn't get easier the diver.
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I am Greg the di Master and we'll leave it
at that for now. CJ in the studio, I mean
our special guest via the web is Jared from next
Dive anyxdive dot com. The dive gear I use, we
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put it to We put it to good use there
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a phenomenal I mean, it's great when you have gear.
It just works and you don't have to think about it.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
You know.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I've been on so many trips over the years where
never fails. You're halfway through the week on a liver
board or something, and all of a sudden something just
goes haywire and you got to make an adjust this
man or fix a little thing. I've never had that
happen with any of my next dive and that look cool.
They look cool, which is important, very important. I had
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the red second.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Stage a lot to make you look cool.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Great.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Well, you need to quit looking at me, Jerry. It
makes me uncomfortable. It's hard and well see there you
go making things awkward again. Just stop it. I know
Barry's not here today and you're probably a little lonely,
but I wish you'd just keep those conversations to yourself.
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Look special chat what's that?
Speaker 6 (14:38):
You send him spirally into a depression. He immediately sighed
that the loss of his brother.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well okay, you say brother uh lover.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
So one of the things I want to say about
Jared stuff is I wish I could tell you how
many people I get like I show the videos US
and the Maldives, Yeah, where I show them that ninety
greet swivel that I have online that helps with my hose,
and every single person I showed to is like it,
thoroughly impressed, and like tells me how how they wanted
to have one like that and how much more convenient
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and easier it seems.
Speaker 11 (15:13):
And for me, I mean for I.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Asked for that specifically because I always find that my
hoses are too long no matter what I do, just
because I'm like a smaller stature person.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
What same for you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Love that feature, Jared.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Well, you're saying you have problems with long hosts.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
C J.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, I tried, do we even have to go to
that rodeo?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
He'd going, Greg, don't stop? All right? Well no, I mean,
but you can get your setup with next any way
you choose, and Kristin ed that specific you know request
and Jared a couple of years ago at the DEMA show,
I think just was talking about it, like, yeah, we
can do that Presto change o bang custom deal man. Yeah,
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well it's not even that custom. It's just a aren't
they send out to you or they sent you the
hose and you're good to go, right, Jared, That's kind
of how you guys roll.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yeah, you can have hose any length or however you want.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Absolutely, don't even say it, CJ. I didn't say, what
are you talking about? I can see it. I can
read your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
For the smaller because you know, everyone else has the
big primary and it was a little bit too big
for me. And I asked the smaller one with the
ninety degree and customize it that way. And didn't you
say custom I think I saw online on Instagram you
can customize all the colors and stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah. Look yeah, look at that. This is the one
I'm using right now as one of the red ones.
I'm showing it up on Facebook, Live, YouTube and Twitch.
But I love the red color. That's ow it came
out with that color. I was like, I got to
get one of them. It matches your logo, Yes, it
matches that, and I just think it. Uh, it's just
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it's different, and you know, people.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Ask what it matches.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Okay, here we go. He's calling you a redneck. I'm
slightly confused right now, but but whatever, very confused you.
I mean when you're diving the pylons and pylons and
things that you're installing there in the cooler waters of
California there, Jared, what do you diving these days?
Speaker 11 (17:15):
We there?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You dive? What all next? Well, you're right, but I mean,
are you which rags set up? Are you you have
one that you personally use or is it depend on
the mission that you're doing at a particular time.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
No, it part of it depends on what we're doing, whether
it's going to be open circuit or hard hat or whatnot.
But we essentially just have a locker full of rags
that people just grab.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, I mean, but do you do the same thing
like I think I feel a little blue today or
I'm gonna go black, I'm gonna your red. I got
this purple one. I mean, do you do that too?
Or is that more just.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Being I don't know?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Okay, all right, that's that's just me. I mean, I
like having the option.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
He just grabs them and goes because they're all good.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Well, that's true. That is true. And what is the
weirdest thing that you've seen while you're diving? Uh? I
mean we're talking about Monterey area of California, right are
you're doing this stuff?
Speaker 8 (18:15):
I think that the.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Weirdest slash most uncommon thing that I've seen out here
as a Pacific sea horse.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Oh cool? Are that those pretty big? Or they're they're
pretty large? Ye? Like like three four inches that big?
Maybe you think even bigger than that? Huh wow, Okay,
well that'd be pretty cool. I mean, are they are
they bright colors or are they more like a brownish
blackish kind of sea horse.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
More like a what what you would see like your
normal sea horse has just just.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Quite a bit bigger.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, okay, but I've only seen one, all right, But
when you see him, that's a memorable.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
That's a treat.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah. Now what what about the now here's a another
story I have for the crew and Jared for that matter,
And keep an eye out for this, Jared, it might
happen to you too. But have you heard that there's
been some there's a college that's doing some research with
jellyfish and they're putting sensors into the jellyfish. They've attached
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these sensors to a living jellyfish and they're releasing them
through the oceans to basically turning the jellyfish into cyborgs
to sense what well are trying to put the ocean
currents and temperatures and stuff. And they're actually installing these
sensors inside a jellyfish like bois no, no, no. The
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jellyfish swim just like they typically do, but they're able
to track where they go and then they flow with
the water currents, which was what jellyfish kind of do.
And then get all these readings and stuff. But I
mean literally, they got pictures of the jellyfish and has
a little plastic you know, sensor box built in the
middle of the jellyfish. Cyborg jellyfish.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Are you sure they're not tracking underwater aliens?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Well, I mean they're probably doing that too. I mean, uh,
I mean.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
Grigg's been seeing those underwater lots.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Okay, Well, I mean the aliens probably do look like jellyfish.
I would make I mean, it's science right there.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
You might go ahead and kissed the aliens.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Well, no, this is real. Cyborg jellyfish come into a
dive site near You heard it here first. See that
wasn't the only thing you heard. They thought it was
we're going to stop at the killer whales. Yeah, I
thought it was all about whaler jacket next week exits dogs.
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Speaker 5 (22:38):
Scared of sharks? Shucks shucks shocks.
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This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving.
I am Greg the dia master, murmuring Kristen, big fan
of sharks, and she doesn't seem to be concerned that
they might bite you in the spleen. But that's just
something you know, you need to kind of take into consideration.
If you're not worried about it, you're fine. But if
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you are, well, you've been warned once again. We've warned
about that. We've warned about the killer whales.
Speaker 12 (23:30):
And there's a really good chance that's not going to
happen though probably not really, yes, but you might see
a cyborg jellyfish.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
That is a real thing. It really is happening. And
the other thing is, you.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
Know, well, what happens when the jellyfish eventually dies.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
And then what it just becomes like junk in the sea.
Probably yeah, I don't know, I didn't or you know
what's bad about that? What do you mean what's bad?
Speaker 12 (24:00):
What's something eats that jellyfish it's going to have that
sensor inside it.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Maybe, yeah, it can't be good. Turtles eat them, I think, yeah,
so that would be bad. But keep an eye out
for you. You think it's cool, but I see a downside.
Well okay, well, thank god, it took me like three
seconds to think of that. We'll see. That's you know,
cog Johnson's lightning fast and uh at times, witty is
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the word sometimes we use. But you know who else
is here? The Awkwa gypsy is here. Yeah, she's here.
Speaker 11 (24:33):
I swear quit biting your toenails.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
You freak.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
No, I'm not doing that at all. But but Brittany
is here, and uh, she's never seen a cyborg jellyfish?
Are you on? You know, do you agree with the CJ.
You think there's a downside to this or you think
this could be used for the betterment of mankind? There, Christen,
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what do you think?
Speaker 10 (24:57):
I mean, Brittany, I think they should have done it
with octopus.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Octopus? Okay, well maybe, I mean they they've attached the
sensors to these jellyfish because you know, jellyfish like migrate
with the currents and stuff, and they're trying to get
readings and they figure the you know, the jellyfish'll they'll
just it's almost like when you look at it, they
it's almost like tagging a shark or a whale or something,
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you know what I mean. I mean it's a little
sensor box and it's attached to the inside of the jellyfish.
And you see the jellyfish, you know, pumping with the
flow of the water like they move through the water
and stuff. That kind of looks cool.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
But what if it's what if it's pumping with like pain.
Get this out of me. I hate it. Stop it.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Well, I mean, then that could be something too.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (25:52):
Have you ever heard of a jellyfish crying?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, no, there's no there's no tears underwater. See, and
that's a song that I'm working on right now. No
tears A.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Great I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah, I don't encourage him.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Okay, all right, what got that expensive guitar? Come on,
come on something for.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Come on, he has more than one.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
He has lots of expensive guitar.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
All the guitars in the world want help his voice.
We have a point there, Okay, Well, thank you guys.
For your support. You know, that's why I mean, I'm sorry.
I take that back. Friends are honest. Screw you, okay,
screw you all.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Are you trying to retire as the next barefoot Man?
Is that your goal is here? No?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I just threw out a title of a new song
that I thought it was awesome. Awesome title. There's no
tours under Water put together?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
I like them?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
On you?
Speaker 11 (26:53):
Yeah, then he specifically likes the ones that are written
about him.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Irritable.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Really No, not necessarily.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
No, Vinnie does have a song we wrote about him, remember,
I remember I blocked it out. I don't remember it.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
But you have a lot of songs that I've liked
that I hear you that you do play on the show.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
Okay, and we're all very glad that you've only written
one about Vinnie. You don't need to pay attention to
the rest of us.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
Okay, Well, now, Casey, your song coming up?
Speaker 6 (27:21):
I have no song, Vinny, I guarantee you there is
no song.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
Oh, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
That hasn't never been published yet.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Well, No Tears Underwater is about the scuba radio scuba
squad and how they make me cry. Weekend and week
out because they've hurt my feel weeds. Nobody believes that. Fine, okay,
all right, what about you know, if I had the choice,
would I have a dive buddy? Would rather have be
(27:58):
Casey the tobacco nut chair, the diver guy? Any two
tanks are man's best friend a dog? Like, if you
could take your dog underwater, is your dive buddy? Would
you do it?
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I take the dog?
Speaker 8 (28:12):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Brittany? No, no, Well you know that's the thing. If
you look up, you know on the.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Late account that you treated us like dogs.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
No good, that.
Speaker 11 (28:26):
Doesn't my dog were a human? Then I would Yeah,
I would be scared something happened.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Well, yeah, have you seen actually see now Brittany and
Kristen both are well versed on the interwebs, and have
you seen these videos of people taking their dog in
a little gat glass sphere? How would you seal it?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Well, it's been equalizes right.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Well, you know there's some videos going out there right
now that have been viral at people or going oh
my gosh, how you know? They they bring up questions
that they're familiar with diving. They realize like how does
the dogs clear their ears? How could they do this, well,
it ends up it's a bunch of AI nonsense. Oh
there you go. Yeah, but there's a there's one in
(29:14):
meticular that literally they take a lab and the lab's
in a glass ball with the scuba diver and he's
pushing his dog through the water column and a glass ball.
It looks kind of real. If you look at it
close though, you'll see that his paws are sticking out
beyond the sphere. And they're like, wait a minute, this is
(29:35):
AI nonsense. But people are falling for it. So now
you know, don't fall yes, but if you but if
it was possible, you know, and maybe AI will finally
be able to decipher the code of dogs, like be
(29:56):
able to so we can talk to the animals like
doctor Doolittle. They say, that's coming. Maybe once we were
able to talk to the dogs and understand them and
and they understand us more. Literally, if we said, okay,
you gotta clear your clear your ears there, Fido, then
it sounds like what I mean, it'll never happen. AI
(30:18):
pulls from bs on the Internet, so that's all made
by humans, and humans don't know what dogs are saying.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Therefore, sometimes with that mix, they come up with some
real information.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Well they maybe, I mean.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Dumb.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
The reason you can clear your nose is because you
have an opposable thumb and you can pinch your nose
and blow. Dogs are gonna be pretty hard pressed.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
They can yawn off, they can yawn and clear. They
word for me, I gotta I gotta grab it. Yeah,
excuse me, you heard me?
Speaker 9 (30:52):
Maybe maybe whenever they do, they can figure out why
the dogs sniff each other.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
But okay, that sounds like a person.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
Now we already know that.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Okay, and what if the dog was yeah, oh yeah,
let's back up, because I'm confused and slightly intrigued as well.
Why is that? Anny? Why why are dogs smelling?
Speaker 7 (31:14):
But I'm not an expert in in but smelling. But
but it's well known that dogs have a tremendous sense
of smell, So they can through their nose they can determine.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
What you had to eat? Oh is that? What is that?
What they're trying to decipher? That's how they say?
Speaker 8 (31:31):
Hello?
Speaker 11 (31:32):
Is that what they told you?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Who's they?
Speaker 3 (31:35):
They? Aliens?
Speaker 7 (31:36):
No?
Speaker 8 (31:36):
I just read a lot.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Suppose a dog wants to.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Roll in a fish's poo. Then what.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
I don't know? What's going on? What is happening?
Speaker 8 (31:45):
Sure, I'm not sure what that is?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
What is happening? This is so wrong? You're all right?
More coming up.
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All right, So scuba gear for dogs is not a thing,
at least not yet. A matter of fact, one of
the videos that I came across was from the TV
show Snake Oil, which is where they make up products
(33:27):
and people have to determine whether they're real or fake,
and one of them was scuba gear for dogs. But
it is.
Speaker 13 (33:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
There's was a new viral video that came out that
I saw that people are responding to of some guy
taking his lab underwater in a glass bubble or you know,
a globe, and I at first I was like, what
the heck is this? And then I noticed that the
pause were sticking out beyond the sphere. I was like, okay,
(34:00):
AI's got a miss once again. And I don't want
people to get their hopes up that they can take
a man's best friend underwater. Theyre going end well for
you or the dog now there I have been legitimate
pet owners that have taken their dog on the boat.
And there's a guy down in South Florida it's pretty
famous for going lobstering and shallow sights off of like
(34:25):
a flats boat at about ten feet of water, and
he'll spot a lobster down on the water when it's clear,
and he's trained his lab, I think it's a lab
to point to it and the dog will jump off
the boat, swim down, grab the lobster in his mouth,
and bring it up to the owner. I've seen that, yeah, real, yeah,
(34:46):
and that's pretty awesome. That's pretty awesome. How you teach
a dog to do that? I have no idea, but
that's legit. But taking them down in a you know,
in some kind of scuba helmet or something not real
it was.
Speaker 9 (35:01):
There was a one time, Greg, they used to have
a video out of a guy taking a dog down
with a bubble on its head.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I do remember that one. But that was surface supplied.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
I believe surface supplies.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yeah, the videos I'm talking about it, You know, there
was no surface supplied air source, which you know, that
would make it impossible for the for the you know,
dog to clear his ears, let alone survive and act
normal whatever. And in that case with the surface supplied yeah,
(35:37):
I remember those videos. I do. But try it with
a cat. Why because they're more expendable, is that what
you're saying? No, because they hate water and they're super mean.
Speaker 11 (35:49):
R Would you ever take your cat?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Oh? Yeah, what about that? Yeah? Cat?
Speaker 11 (35:56):
You know when you have the catica? Would you take her?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
You're muted, beanie.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
You got to turn your mic on, Benny and share
with the world.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
If I could train her, I would, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Well, the only way to trainers throw her in the
water and see if she survives. Yeah, yeah, okay, he's easy.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Yeah, not to me. I just have your eyes out
as soon as you put her in the water.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
Well, yeah, first I've got to get a lot of
heaters and a lot of smelling salts first, and then
maybe I can try it.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Is that for you or the cat?
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Get a lot of smelling salt and a lot of
warm heaters, and then I have to go dig her
up in the backyard and then.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Oh that's right, Wow, that's wow.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Now we're just.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Went to be more.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
That was fun. So Vinnie has a pet cemetery.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
I have four pets in.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
It, you know, you know, on the course about this,
I went through four cats.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Does that surprise anybody?
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Not really, No, I tried to keep them alive as
long as I could.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Yeah, well at least well maybe maybe it might be
a cue to get a dog.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
You do have to feed him. You got to feed him.
And I'm not sure. I'm not sure what the smelling
salts are for.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
But wake it up?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Is that what it is? Well, that's how you wake
up a dead cat is his body.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
And so I was joking, I'm going to need a
lot of smelling salts and a lot of heaters because
the body is cold.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
He put a lot of thought into this idea.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
You guys, didn't think it was funny, but I thought
it was.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I'm laughing on the inside. So the Awkwa Gypsy is
with us, so I'm hoping maybe she'll this is her fault,
share some enlightenment for the rest of this crew. I've
tried to bring him along on the you know, as
far as educating that I'm on the latest diving news.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
So what you're saying is Brittany is Beanie's handler.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
No, well, no, no.
Speaker 11 (38:10):
Okay, but we did do something really cool. There was
a virtual scuba show.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Yes, I've heard of this, Yeah, and that was a
lot of fun that was out in Denver. Actually, there's
one going on in Australia this weekend too. We'll get
the recap of that next week on the show. But yeah,
the one that you went to or or participated in
virtually was was it what do they call it again,
the Dream Scuba con Right, And so you guys attended
(38:39):
some online seminars with those folks and learned about which
particular destination Brittany Indonesia.
Speaker 11 (38:45):
Ay, there was a lot of Indonesia, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:49):
Some Philippines, a little bit Caribbean, but for the most part,
we've already been to the Caribbeans.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, so Indonesia Philippines which both places? Viny you've been
to those? Or no? Of course? Right? Which which is better?
Indonesia or Philippines or are they just totally different?
Speaker 8 (39:09):
Anything? In the coral triangles? Great, Philippines, Malaysia?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Are they similar? Would you say? They're kind of similar
as far as what you'd go and see.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
Yeah, alright, it's I highly recommend if you're If you're
an avid diver, you got to make it to the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
So, Brittany, what intrigued you from listening to those particular
seminars on those areas of the world? What do you think?
Speaker 11 (39:33):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (39:34):
For sure? But why what what was it about them
that mean? But what was it about those specific areas
that you're like, Okay, I want to dive there. What
did you see that they were presenting? Okay, that sounds
pretty awesome.
Speaker 10 (39:52):
Just the marine life in general and the fact that
it's pretty inexpensive once you get there.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah. Yeah, flying is a bit of a haul for
us in the US, but once you get there, looks
like it's well worth the investment in time, is what
you're saying. Yeah, and you haven't been to that part
of the world yet never huh what about Topsy what
about top Side, Kenny, what are they getting? I have not,
(40:21):
I mean it's on my list. Yeah, but when you
go to a place like the Philippines and Indonesia, Venny,
I mean obviously they got a unique, uh set of
marine life that will see while we're scuba diving. What
about top Side? What do they got up there out
there and that part of the way.
Speaker 8 (40:36):
Well, they got everything they have you know, they have food.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
We have food, Okay, food, they got.
Speaker 8 (40:41):
Food, beautiful beaches.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, just a fun place to just hang around.
Speaker 8 (40:46):
A lot of friendly natives.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
A lot of.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
Always is that, especially if you hold up money, you're
you're you're never over.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
It's one of those places.
Speaker 8 (40:57):
I didn't say anything. I just said, got it.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
What did you say? C J? Any boys? Do they
have those?
Speaker 8 (41:15):
They have those Roger's arm but I really would not prefer.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Yeah, no, no, no, we don't want to hear you
don't Roger, Lady.
Speaker 8 (41:26):
This show is going out to the world, and yeah, Greg.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Has you're talking about the lady boy Damsel fit Roger.
That's that's not okay. And you guys got on my
crap about Roger about the killer whales. Look where you
go at the end. This is just sad, so sad.
All right on that disturbing No, we're gonna wrap it
up till next I remember, it's always.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Better where saved.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
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