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M H. Welcome to sister Speakclause, where we discussed the season finale
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of the T ANDT original series clausefrom a sister's point of view. I
am to spell, I'm sister Jay, I'm sister King, and I am
sister A. Welcome to the finalepisode, number twenty two of this show.
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Let's get this done, get herdone, no episode bang. That's
all right. Part about this thispodcast, let's get on with it,
all right, y'all. As youcan hear, we over it already.
But before we get into it,this might be a quick podcast. Now
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we probably talking about Yeah, itis my break a record, Yeah,
but this would be the bardest shortestso to speak episode. Oh, we've
got two episodes to cut the doe. Yeah. Before we get started,
let's talk about what we are lipping, sipping and swagging with today. I
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will go first. I am wearingmy blingy ellen M thank you, Sister
Ay. I am also wearing ourlogo on me walk hey, part hey,
and I am sipping on just somewater h two L. But I
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have it in my crochete. Lovethat bottle holder, thank you, sister
Jay. It with that yarn becausethe colors the colors. Colors are really
cute and on my lippy. Thisis new to the podcast. It is
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I usually only wear it during Halloween. You'll see why. It's my Mac.
And it's the trolls collections yep.And this one is called It's a
Matt. It's called Midnight troll becauseI feel like the clause producers, directors,
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actors, actresses, our body hastrolled us this whole final so actress
too. All um, who allum? And it is Nate. It's
a blue blue that it does alittle loue on your lips. Well wait
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a minute, So it's usually it'sreally like blue blue, like dark blue.
So I layered it and I haveon top also mac lip glass um
in nude. It is one.The name of it is literally one,
the number one n as a nude. Okay, but you know we have
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this gloss on top. See that. I want to see it without that.
You can see that without the gloss. It's very gothic. Yeah,
because it's a dark, dark blue. I need that to be your homework
for the next podcast. No,m I don't like that guy. Halloween
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until oh sure, I'll do that. Okay, wait until Halloween. I
can give you a swatch until werecord, would you say, until it's
like on for everybody to see toshow. Yeah, I need to see
that. Looks do it? Donightroll n troll? All right? That
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is it for me, okay forme. For my swag, I have
my blinky Jay thank you, sistereight, I have that there. And
for my hydration today, I havemy authentic Yetty bottle with my giant thank
you ladies, my giant cellconed straw. Hey mare, sister told me my
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ship was backwards? What huh ismy sign look backwards to y'all? I
don't feel it. Where is yoursign sign my claws background? No?
No, oh stuff wait listen,it's my Yetni backwards. No yeah,
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if I could show you, I'mtake a picture my ship backwards to me?
No, because mirror, I'm yourmirror. You're Mirrord. That's why
you're mirror. But you're all right, You're all right, You're just regular.
You're mirror Mirrord. But I knowyou see me regular, right,
That's how I am. I'm mirrored, but I know everything is opposite.
I'm not not are okay, Iswitched it off because anyway, what are
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you saying, what are you sitting? I'm sorry, sister Jay, what
were you sitting in your yet?I didn't say proceeds because I was erupted
because I just looked up and sawClaus on the oppos Yeah. I've got
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some nice coat, iced out blackyack koolaidh nice. Yeah, okay,
and let be I also have anew one. This is maybe Lead,
New York, and it's called PlumbParadise. Look at that eradi ship.
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Look at that that's my color.Who makes my kind of color? Maybe
iridescent like maybe in New York.And it's a cream but it's really creamy
again please okay, this is PlumbParadise number four to five, rama fu
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link please and this nice? Oh? I like the ta No, it's
it's square and it's pretty really nice. But the lipstick is so creamy you
don't need anything else. And ofcourse my Avon glimmer stick slid line up
in a chocolate that's it for me, all right, I'll go next.
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I have my beautiful rose Gold SoulSister's bracelet. Thank you, sister l
M welcome. I also have mypermanent swag yeah yeah, yeah, and
I think that's it and then formy drink, I have my beautiful wait
a minute, your necklace. Oh, thank you, I forgot I was
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looking my beautiful Bleakay, thank you, sister A. I love this one.
Okay, now I can move onto my drink. Okay, I
have my beautiful sister speak pike.Yes, yes, it's my sister and
I'm owning. And I have thewaw of my pineapple Fanta. Oh the
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last last dra egs. You don'thave any backup? No, I don't
need it because I'll drink it up. Oh okay, that's the first one
I had for a minute. Butum, I've sip it slow for like.
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Your name is, sister Rash Rash. You have half a soda every
week. That's good. Actually that'swhat happened the last good two weeks.
I've only had one sitting in ansoda this one two leaders that's a lot
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anyway, soda. Huh, I'vekicked the soda. That's real good.
I did for four years and thenI started drinking. I know, once
you get started, it's hard up. Yeah, I need to kick it
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again. But oh, so onmind limpy, I have a new one
to me. Hey, I knowshe's gonna say she feels ashy. Yeah,
it's not nice. It's not,but it's very not me. So
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this is your mel stay glossy.Um. This is the color of date
night. Oh and this is whatit looks like on me without anything underneath
it. Okay, I like it. Yeah, I that needs to be
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Yeah, but I guess so becauseit gives a nice shine. Lips like
that that make it work. No, I used to do that makes it
worse. Yeah, let's see.I like nude color, but that's the
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thing everybody's doing nude. Ain't nobodyputting color on their lips hardly. Nude
is red pink, sister. Andall the time I know what I'm talking
about in the magazines and stuff aboutor photoshoots and stuff's got nude lips,
and I'm like, uh now Ineed some color. Yeah, otherwise I
look weird. M h. Soanyway, date night will be accompanied by
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something else. Yes, that's howI use down, That's what I Doah.
Yeah, and that's all for me, Okay, I will wrap this
up. I am also using mychuggle lug soul soul sister speaking and all
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these things in my head. Idon't know what's going on justice sister speak,
Holy Holy Mother, that's the vicewater in there. Um. Speaking
of soul Sisters, I do haveon my Soul Sisters bracelet which I remembered
the name, but not the rightorder. Um. And today I have
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my Rose Gold Sister a on today. Thank you, okay, welcome for
my lips. Today I have oneof my super faves. This is my
Bert's bees crayon, which I justlove. And this is called Bordeaux vines.
Wow, that's deep. That's avery deep wrench color. It is
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very nice and creamy. Doesn't needanything else. I have to get that
one. Still, it's very nice. And what about what are you wearing
on your head? Well? Yes, today I have on my Crown Royal
embroidered I mean crown jewel. Iee is the hand on. I even
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wrote it down, Pudge cap howl. Did you stay up last night about
eleven thirty? No wonder, nowonder, But I did have a short
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snooze today. So what's going on? I'm all discombobulated. Yes, can
you tell us more about your scarf? Please? Yeah, I'm gonna say
that. What about the neck?So this is one of my charming Charlie's
gotcha. Oh, very pretty,very green. Like I love these colors
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because they're so deep. Yeah,beautiful, rich colors. So this is
my beautiful green today. I likethat, although it is a little and
it reminds me of LM a littleyou mean, tyrone iron, but I
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know, but LM always doesn't.Yeah, scratching, don't get me started.
It started. It is a littlescratching, but anyways, it for
me like you're choking. Let's getthat tie on your neck. Though I
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know it's okay. I was tryingto get it up so you could still
see the Oh yeah, yeah,yeah, you can drape it lower than
the necklace. I could, yes, but there's not much room there between
that and the bottom of the gotchathe page. Okay, No, we're
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trying to avoid talking about that,all right, y'all. Clause episodes nine
and ten. Don't care about whatthe titles are because it doesn't matter.
Oh you don't don't No, wedon't say, we don't bother, don't
bother, we don't need it.Crap and crappier. Yes, I didn't
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think any worse that catch was tosay it. Say it. Oh,
idea, she'd be snipping an inn, I messed it. What does she
say? And shit and shittier thereyou go, Sam crap crap here.
Yeah, it was just a bigmess. And the more that I tried
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to not think about, you know, how accurate it is to the characters.
I try to not think about howthey're just going left on all of
the storyline, how fantastical it is, because you know, let's face it,
Claus was kind of like a fantasticaltype show, but it was still
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based in some kind of realism.At first, I try to let all
that go and just enjoy. Andeven watching it with the sisters couldn't help
it. It made it bearable enoughto sit there and watch yea and comment
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because I honestly could not have doneit on my own. Yes, I
didn't want to do it on myown, and a good libation did help
a lot. I didn't have libations. Maybe that was the problem. Yeah,
and you need strong libations for that. We had our Cali read with
us. Yes, indeed, knockyou out, huh, though you would
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knock me all the way out talkthrough it. My main objection. I
mean, there's a lot of stuff, you know that that we don't like
and stuff. But my main mainreally dislike is what they did with Dean.
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Oh, that was just unnecessary,paring him with that old TT no
and then the old tt became oldbaby mama. Yeah, oh no.
Not to me, Dean was thebest part of the whole season. Yes,
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you know, not saying that fromthe whole series. Yeah, um,
well no, because well, yes, he was great in the whole
series, but he wasn't my absolutefavorite part of it. Rola was the
best one, though, No,I mean, to me, it was
all of them in the first season, in the second season that made the
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show. To me, it wasn'tlike one single person at that point,
but this point where we're at here, it deemed to me was the best
part of the whole and he waseven hardly in this season, and he
was hardly Yeah, and they messedhim up paring him with that old broad
no no, and the whole storylinewas just stupid. It was. It
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really was left field, left left, and then we didn't have just one
pregnant person right on the show,and then a wide dad had to keep
on showing that damn bloody Wanda deadwife. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
you know, just let him letus see uncle Daddy hearing her talk
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to him. We didn't need tosee her. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah show her how they ended upshowing her at the end. Yeah,
that's all they had clean and precealedhim. Which that because just heard her
voice. We didn't have to seeher. See, that's my point.
He voye had to see her atall. We could have just heard her
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voice talking on the voice. No, we could have seen her. Look
the way you have a job.We could have seen her. She saw
her, which didn't need to beShe didn't need to be bloody, is
all I'm saying, Yes, exactlythat she didn't need to be blood No,
and Uncle Daddy didn't need just didn'tneed that bizarre ass death scene.
Even now, I will say thatwas shocking to me that they actually did
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it, and the way it happenedto me was shocking. And then but
not well so yes, the heavenor whatever to me was done because he
wouldn't have been in heaven, No, he would not. But all the
other people I did like they did. Yeah, I know I did like
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what they did with when he wasfalling backwards and they were showing all the
scenes from his life that we hadsaw anyway, and throughout the seasons,
I did like that part, likehis life was flashing between his before his
eyes or whatever. Um. Butother than that, the whole like,
didn't Toby get killed? Didn't theykill him? Or he wouldn't have been
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in a heaven neither? But wait, didn't he get killed by? Uh?
Didn't hebody run him over? Sowhy did he say, oh,
I got killed by the classic surgerywhatever whatever? Oh? Yeah, I
don't know. I don't know whatto make because because wasn't that Desna and
roller and that yeah, yeah,ran him over? What happened there?
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Right? I mean he didn't die? No, I don't know, or
do they just forget that that happened? And I got it happened they forgot
out exactly he died two seasons ago. Right, it was true. I
was gonna do, like, amI'm misremembering what happened or what? It
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was just a hot you know what? The final scenes when it was appearing
just like her dream. Then Iknew it was a set up because I
thought, yeah, so to me, the final episode was way strange because
we hardly had Dozna in it.Yeah, and then she was just on
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the phone for a while. Wejust saw her on that was weird,
just on the weird. Yeah,but I feel like it was a lot
of Dozna in the finale. Idon't do the last half hour. Maybe
no, it wasn't. M We'veseen her on like a little screen talking
to someone, but we didn't seeher fit like anyway. I thought it
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was strange that they had all theseother stories going on that we don't even
care about, like Ken and Pollyfreaking, the girl in um jail via
Virginia Virginia jail, the whole thingwhere she gonna break just support Bryans.
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Come on, I know, grapesoda, Come on now, it wasn't
even do they even make welches grapesoda? They do? Yeah, But
you know what, it would havebeen more realistic because we've always seen Ridgin
to eat flaming hot cheetos. You'recan get her those. You're right that
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we've never seen her eat any poorcrime. No and wait those were ye
plane. If they wanted to keepthat scene, they should have just had
her saying no that Tho'll take noflaming thank you or something. Yeah,
you're absolutely right. I forgot,Yeah, she always take that flaming hot
ones yea, and yeah, Idon't know what to say about it,
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honestly to me. To me,a lot of the episode was was so
one of those scenes from other scenesbacks. But why didn't y'all do that
before you wrote this ship, becauseyou know you would have seen a whole
basically, like they stretched this shipto ten episodes, cutting it off at
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six exactly if you only had astory for six at least six, right,
yeah, save us please. Theydidn't even have six though, y'all.
The story that gave us this wholeseason has been months. Yeah,
it's like flashbacks and then those weirdside things like the Muppets or let's talk
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about the fact that the last timewe heard from Polly is that those kids,
the Baron's kids, was fighting herfor the money. Then all of
a sudden, boom, she gotthe money, right yeah, in real
life that would have been all ofin probate months. Yeah, yeah,
and at least six mony a hearingye for that years, for that amount
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of money years and then she gonnago by in a whole click. Yeah.
I thought that was kind of nicethough, And we didn't really did
find out how much money it wasactually, let me take back what I
said. The best, well,the scene that I did enjoy was the
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very last scene, literally the landlast scene, because they were all together
physically in one spot. All thatbullshit between her and Quiet and was squashed.
All that ship between her and Jenhas been squashed. That to me
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was the I felt like the realclause it was. It was at plus
they all looked good too, theydid. They was all colorful and shiny,
just showing them set up with likea new salon down there. Yeah.
Yeah, if you're trying to playdad, you can't have no more
slide I'm sorry. Well yeah that'strue, but there is no extradition from
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Cuba, so they safe. Butstill, I'm just like, with all
them flashbacks, if you're trying toget us reminiscent back to what clause was
that made it worse? Y'all couldhave done that way sooner and incorporated that
shit into the season and they rarejust like they were as they were their
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direct right, We're going because itjust reminded us how does the show to
be? Yes, And they keptshowing Virginia flashbacks with the with the bling
eye patch. They dropped that wholestoryline dropped it like a because she got
this eye from this senior woman.Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when
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I first saw it, I thought, yeah, of course, we'd already
talked about that Virginia. Virginia wouldnot have done half the ship they had
her doing it now, and neitherwith des No, no, no,
she wouldn't especcie that coming off ofher Jamaica dead husband even and the casino
mess. No, she wouldn't.Even as gangster as she was trying to
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be, she still did not likekilling people. It still bothered her whenever
somebody ended up dead and they hadto go HiPE by or something. You
know what I'm saying. Yeah,not now she was capping people left no
remorse. No, that's true.And then all of a sudden she's all
up in ends. But again,like that feud was going on and on
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and on, and then all ofa sudden they flip it around, even
if they were trying to hoodwink theFBI, to me, it was just
yeah, well, they had tohave some way to get Anne back with
all the rest of them, yea, you know, And and for whatever
reason, I guess they felt likethey couldn't just show us a side scene
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where Anne is is, uh like, oh can I have your use your
bathroom or something, you know,in the salon because she she'd been at
the salon and then her and Desthnahaving a little whisper a little you know,
then we would have known. Yeah, but but no, M glad
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no, because then it doesn't makesense. A couple of the times where
it was quiet Anne and there's theone on one literally no one else around.
Yeah, it was still feuding.Yea utu were and cahoots the whole
time. That's your time to catchup with each other and yes, talking
about your next move, yeah,the future. Good point, Yeah,
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a very good point. They justhad so much potential to it, they
really did. They squandered it.Yeah, they could have had them feuding,
and even though they're feuding and they'remad at each other, they don't
want each other to get hurt.So when Clay comes and starts threatening to
kill one of them, the otherone's like, nah, we ain't doing
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that, I mean we did.That could have been something really cool and
pointing that they did to show howthey kind of said, you know what,
all our petty shit is not worthwhye or day. Yeah that word
last season. Yeah, at leastwe know something else was going on beside
this is bullshit. Yeah yeah,yeah, you know. But I just
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didn't like the whole way they didUncle Daddy and Bryce. I mean that
was shitty too. That was shitty. And Roller didn't come back for the
finale, No, I didn't.I showed him at a really breathe too
second flash Yep, he might bebusy, I get it, but still
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give us something, Give us something. This is the thing. I think
this is a trend with all ofour shows. I'm like, what is
it going on? Are people justare we out attaching, out of out
of line for thinking this way?Are they out of line and out attached?
Obviously? I think so, ButI mean, what is that's causing
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all of our faith not all,but a lot of our favorite shows to
take this route as because they gotthey not taking the time to do their
motherfucking homework and and watch previous season. Yea, so they can keep that
character art insistent, Yeah, andconsistent. Queen should have done it too.
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Waste the time of the word,that's the problem. Yeah, yeah,
I waste the time. Yeah,it's not us, It's not so
I'm really it makes me nervous forsome of the shows that I'm loving now
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right now, and when they comeback, are they gonna get this kind
of treatment? You know? Possibly? I don't. It's like you don't
want to get do I invest mytime? And I love TV because it's
long because I get more of thestory. But if I'm gonna I don't
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want to get more of the story, if it's gonna be jankie. But
I think goes off the rails afterabout five six seasons sometimes so but some
money I didn't though it show didn't. It did not and so far didn't
go off the rails. Isn't fivesix seasons in though it's four. But
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well I didn't Money High Schools either. It was five five for Money High
Schoolky that damn ozarks y'all, Butwait, we didn't wait when's the next
one coming? Got? Yeah?Because they killing up folks that I didn't
think they gonna be killing it seriously. Final seas shocking. Yeah, So
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do you think one of our mainsis gonna get got? Yep? Yea
for the finale? H yeah,shit, y'all the whole family. That
would be something. Oh, Iwouldn't like that. Damned to damn,
damn. I know a couple reallyYes, well, I would say these
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writers need to go and have alittle talk with Fidgy Sin because he seemed
to be expanding his our universe.And I mean the characters is acting like
they supposed to act. Oh,y'all would have loved Money and and Ghosts
book too. M hm. Theyfixed her? Oh yeah, I'm gonna
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saying because we didn't love her thefirst Yeah, y'all would have liked it.
They must have listened to us,l am, they must have listened
y'all. She's doing the Super Bowlshow? Is I'm not tin be good?
Okay? Well she has to?Yeah she got to, all right,
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Yeah, yeah she did. Shedid. I don't get some of
her Mary Jay wines. Yeah Ihave, so I don't have no fist.
I do have her. I doget her wine like often not as
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much as the Callie bed, butbut I do like it though. It's
pretty good. When is the SuperBowl? I should be next Sunday?
This coming Sunday? I think basically, so it's the thirteen? Sure?
Ye who, I don't even know. I'm not even paying attention to U.
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Somebody in Cincinnati, the Bengals ofall people. Yeah, it's too
unexpected to I don't think I've evereven heard of the Cincinnati Bengals. I've
never heard of them, sister,I've heard of them. That's like a
tiger, isn't it the bees ale? Yeah? Yeah, And Cincinnati is
close to you exactly know the stateof Ohio. I know where Cincinnati is.
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I've been there a lot, Butyou don't know the team. Nope.
Wow, Oh they have a reallycute I think they they're the ones
that have the hippo baby that theykeep showing all the time. It's been
a while, but that's their mascot. No no, no, the zoo
the Cincinnati they had a baby hippothat was born and she's really cute and
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she likes to they say she showsoff for the people because she like twirl
around the water and she'll come.I think her name is Fiona No eight.
I can't remember her name. Theeoh, but she's really cute.
Now, the damn hippos could killyou, but she keeps the lethal those
things lethal. But yeah, okay, well this Sunday, Yeah, oh
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damn, I gotta get some snacks. Together. Okay, you don't wait
now, you know it's gonna betore up because I'm coming off of the
snowstorm plus yeah, yes, gettingready for the super Bowl. Oh and
it was like sixty eight degrees heretoday, been that way for the last
couple of days. So that's nota nice All gone except in shadow areas.
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Yeah. So also doctor Dre willbe there, Okay, trying to
see who else here. It's awhole old school little consert. Then yeah,
all right, okay, I'll watchSnoop, Dog, Kendrick Lamar and
Eminem. We gonna get our Calired. Okay, you know what we
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need to do it to speak watchparty or something. We need it.
Yeah, we need it. Weneed to speak watch Party. Yes,
Mama Elma is going to be excited. Those are like three of her favorite
bab Mary J, Snoop and Eminemhas. Yeah, that'll be good.
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That'd be really good. They're allreally good in concert too, So this
is good. Halftime good. Ilove well um as far as Claus though,
yeah I did. I did reallyAlso like the last scene with Deane
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on his little walk Yeah, yes, he got out the little old school
walk man. That was the bestdid you get acting, Terry? I
did have a little something in myeye, something within my eyes. Yes,
I had a desk bet in mine. Well, I was dry eyed,
but I enjoyed it. Damn goodit was. He said her eyes
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need some bazine. That was reallygood, so good, it was so
good. He did a Will Deankeep that to himself or will he tell
it? Oh? He gon no, he'll Oh. I think he'll keep
it to himself, just like hisbaby mama. Remember she's like, everything
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is okay, everything okay. He'slike, yeah, everywhere okay. Yeah.
No, he's keeping it to himselfbecause he knows how important it is
that this still needs to remain asecret. Yeah she was dead. Yeah,
yeah, well but they had to. I mean it's the way the
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storyline went. Everything. But Iknew as soon as he got that invalid
and he said return address. AndI think that that was so cute.
You put it on her tape.No one walkman, nobody uses that edge.
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Yeah, very smart. That wasvery smart. That's why I say
I think he was the best partof the season. And that second the
last scene, and you gotta winsomething for that scene because that absolutely good.
Yeah. Yeah, see him insomething else soon, I hope.
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Yeah, very good. But yeah, other than that, any final thoughts.
I'm glad it's over. I reallyam. It was because you know
it and even last season, Imean, it just wasn't the same.
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It just nothing was. It wasn'tup from the very first episode. It
just wasn't the same. No,no, I don't know. I'll say,
all right, just close it outout, all right, y'all,
you heard it. We don't haveany feedback. Everybody who normally sends in
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feedback, y'all didn't make it.We will if we do get anything,
we'll read it amongst ourselves. Yeah, yeah, this is it. No
coming back to it. We thankyou although for sticking with us and sticking
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with the podcast for the last fourseasons. Weave y'all. Wait wait,
wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute second. Why is
it take you so long? Itdoes? I don't understand. I don't
either like a thing. She's downthere trying to pick something up. I'm
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like, what's she doing? Welove y'all. Thank you for sticking with
us over the last several, wellfour seasons, and stay tuned because you
know we always got something going ashow, something going, so stay tuned
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to All of our little channels wereairwear where we asked to A. We
are airwear, so you know youwill see us out here somewhere else doing
something else. On that note,I am okay, I'm sister Jay,
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I am so Slam, and Iam sister. We'll see y'all on another
show. Audio clause out out clausewhere clause a f out