Ed Gein Stuns, Anaconda Disappoints The Long Walk, Him & More - Spitball Media Podcast 09 18 2025 - Spitball Media

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This works. There go.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Welcome back to another exciting episode of our weekly entertainment podcast.
We call it Spitball Media. We're just gonna hake alugi
all over some top entertainment stories of the week.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Watch some cool trailers.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Thank you for hanging out with us. My name is
John Draper joining me. He is the Prince of Philadelphia,
holding it down there, waiting for the National Guard eventually
to show up someday. His name is Shaheen Shah. How
is the city of brotherly love?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Hey man, I'm not waiting for the National Gord, I
am waiting for the aliens. Bro got about two months apparently, hopefully.
I'm I'm not even joking. If they calme dude, I'm
kill us. All yeah, I'm ready for it, Bro, I
don't care anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
A global enslavement from our space over lords b show, Brian,
I'm sure that would be a righteous day.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I think it would be as long as the enslavement
had like like sexual service and the aliens.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Look, you want to get real hot listen, I get it.
You want to get probes?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Just say it's my life's dream, John, Just always. That's
all I've wanted to do is get a cartman and
then randomly saying I want to sing it about the
Moon and the June and the Springer.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Absolutely, and then and then every time you fart, it'll
just all pop out until.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
The aliens come. That already happens right here, That did
already happen.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
We're gonna be sitting right here going over with top
entertainment stories, discussing movies, you know, hanging out.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Thank you guys for checking us out. If you're checking
us out for the first time.

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We do have a Patreon until the global overlords smite
it from us. It's over at patreon dot com. Backslash
spitball Media and shoah, it's just five bucks. I mean,
the aliens are gonna make money obsolete anyway, you might
as well subscribe to patreons.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Damn, the aliens can't get an alien pussy for fo dollars. Man,
so well you can't get some Patreon fight dollars, So
go ahead and subscribe Patreon dot com. Slash break, I said,
break the app. I'm still on k.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Having flashbacks, man, flashbacks.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Flash I'm having a brain an.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Of course, you know, maybe you're getting ready for the probe,
And of course b Shore Brian. While we're working in
their salt mines, they could be listening to thousands of
hours of exclusive content to forget about the fact that
we've been globally enslaved.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know, sometimes I think about if a future society unearths,
you know, media from the past, and what they'll learn
from it. And you'll learn a lot of things like
what happened during twenty twenty and COVID and all sorts
of stuff because we chronicled that well. And they'll also
hear the turning in society when we said, you know,
fuck this shit, let's talk about movies and stuff we like.
So they'll get the best of both worlds. I get

(03:05):
a little bit of the tragedy, and then they'll get
the comedy and the lightheartedness of all these great horror
movies we've been watching the past what two years? Three
years now?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, I think it's like three years going.
It's gotta be I wasn't that, wasn't that. I think
I think more than that. But thank you guys for
hanging out with us, and of course, thank you to
the many people who contribute to the Patreon and Joe
Punches I'm always voting for Crodos instead of Kang's. Don't
blame me, I voted for Crowdos, b shure. Who do
we got hanging out with us in the old chat room?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Speaking of the chat We got our buddy Joe Punches,
I just mentioned him. We have Chris Matthews, Oh, the
Chris Matthews. We have the esteemed Donald Q.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Stonyes Squire, Yes, taking a break from all of his
legal responsibilities.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
We have John j LD nine nine nine.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, he's young John, but he's old at heart.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
We have Ryan Keif.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh what's up Ryan the lion Keif?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
We have Luke Waskowski.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Luke. We pronounced your name right?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Look at that?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, let's see. I thought somebody else jumped in so.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Far I see Robbie Richmond has joined us across the pond?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
How dare I forget Robbie Richmond?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yes, Royal Sir Robbie Richmond?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Lord Robbi rich Lord Rob Richmand?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Like these are Alfred Hayes, Robbie, you are my you
know you're my Alfred Hayes. For sure.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm your gorilla monsoon.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
If you can't hit, if you can't handle me, at
my Gorilla Monsoon. You can't hand me at my, Lord
Alfred Hayes, Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
You know, I saw a thing of Gorilla. Somebody posted
a college picture of him, and he was like kind
of like in shape, and he was like a good
looking dude.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Like shot.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
You ever see a picture of him, Like he looks
like there's a he was a collegiate wrestler, so he
would like.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Like Rochester State or something like that.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, sEH you.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Ever see the old school picture of Gorilla Monson. He
looks like a face puncher man.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Back when, like when he was wrestling like Andre the
Giant and all that.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
No, well, I'm talking about college. He was like portly,
he was like, yeah, he was jacked.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
I couldn't think. The earliest stuff I've seen him Gorilla
Monsoon was probably the match against Andre. It's probably the
earliest because he was a heel.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
A lot of people don't know that when he was
a wrestler.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Monsoon for Manchuria, Dude.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Look at him.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Look at the size of him, Look at you look
at that. Look at the shoulders, b show Look how
long those shoulders are. I know, Jesus Christ, that dude
would have beat.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Your ass like you just look at.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
That, by the fucker. I love Gorilla, man, I meant
I think I miss I miss Heenan and Gorilla. I
think b show the most. I think that's my jam
Heenan and Gorilla.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, because like Jesse and Gorilla was fun, Like Heena
and Gorilla just had the comedic timing and just I
always said, it's a shame that Bobby Heena never branched
out into Hollywood because he could have been like a
late night talk show host. He was so fucking good shot.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Who's your who's your two? You go to too?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I mean, to be honest with you, my favorite of
old time it wouldn't even be a duo Joey Styles
as Yeah, we love Jerry.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Styles too, but you know when you have that dynamic
look at that Bobby, the Bobby Heenan girl of days.
That was our ing.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I mean, if I'd been two, I'd say Lawler and Jr.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Beca Jr.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah it's not Yeah, it's not really a bad answer there,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
But Gorilla with Heenan was were you stop it? Were
you stop?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I used to love it. I was just a little
kid watching that too. And like, I just didn't appreciate
it at its time.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
But we're all around now to.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Appreciate one another, and that's what we're here for. So
thank you guys for hanging out with.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
A little program.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Note, uh, the Q and A for the Patreon is
up for September. Last week, we banged out the second
half of the August Q and A and S. I
think it was about almost four hours of Q and AS.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
In total it was actually over four hours. It was, yeah,
because we did two hours each time, two hours plus.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
So I thought we did over to Wow jes Jesus
fucking Christ.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, so collectively for that month, yeah, it was
over four hours of questions.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, I mean, b show, that's a lot of questions.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, it was. And you know what, though, got some
this and that. Don Stoney sent them through. Young John
sent some recommendations for music music, and I ended up
posting some of those were longing toward the tail end
of the first episode, so I actually posted the if
you want to know about like new hip hop and
stuff that he's suggesting go to the Patreon because I
put it up as a separate post for you to

(07:13):
check out.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, I feel like I just shot, is it a
new Dipset or am I making that up?

Speaker 4 (07:19):
No? Dipset is long gone. Man hasn't been active, so
they just.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Put out something new. Oh was it?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
No, No, it's a group.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Mob Deep has a new album. Yeah, it just got it.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Played it on a podcast and I was like, that's new.
That sounds really good. Did you hear it? No?

Speaker 4 (07:41):
I wasn't. I just got announced today. Are you sure
you're thinking the same thing.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Because no, they played it.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
You played part of it on a podcast like they
were doing some kind of pot and they just played it.
I'm fairly some somebody g checked meek. I just know
somebody said it was new and I was like, that
sounds like classic shit.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
But yeah, Jid in the chat room was mentioning the
new Clips album. If you're into hip hop, the new
Clips album was fucking phenomenal, and.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
He said Clips the first music act to perform at
the Vatican.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
They were yeah, wow, interesting. They had a song dedicated
to their mother, so they let him perform that.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yes, Chris Matthews prodigy I believe has passed on from
Mob Deep.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah mistaking Yeah, that was a bunch of years ago.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Shout out to Mob Deep much respect rest Man, Yeah
love Mob Deep's got bangers. But we're going to bang
out some entertainment stories this week. Thank you guys for
hanging out with this. I wanted to get to this
right away because I went to the movies the other night.
I never go usually during the week, but I've been
so busy on the weekends, and I went on a
Tuesday night to see The Long Walk. I had heard

(08:39):
so much about this movie. We had talked about it
quite a bit. It got phenomenal reviews and some observations,
so I think Regal and possibly some other theaters might
do some deals.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
On Tuesday nights. This motherfucker was crowded.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm not talking about like pack to the gills, but
for us seven fifteen Tuesday night, random asked Tuesday Shah,
my theater was, I would say possibly half filled, which
I did not expect that. And the movie theater itself
was very crowded, which a lot of people are crediting
to this demon vampire demon Korean fucking anime movie that

(09:16):
apparently is blowing.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Up all over the port Oh the demon slay Thing
Demon Slayer.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, there like seventy million.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
This weekend yeah, I my my local theater here has
the same kind of deal where on Tuesdays it's like
six dollars movies. Okay, However, it's it's hard to make
it to a theater on a Tuesday, so it's like,
doesn't mean no good because I get all hard.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It was very difficult for me. I don't know that
I'll be doing that again. Honestly, it's just difficult. But Bisha,
do you have that? Don't you have that by you
as well? Maybe, like I think that's a thing now,
the Tuesday night movie.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, I think there is.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I don't know if I've ever been on a Tuesday.
I mean I've gone every once in a while just
by myself on like a Friday, or it's weird like
Thursdays they have like the early opening of movies. Sometimes
a lot of people go they want to see it first,
but I can't say I've gone to Tuesday. Maybe I
gotta start going to Tuesdays more.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Well.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I recommend it. It actually was very pleasant and obviously the
Long Walk had just opened this weekend, be show can
we get? Can we just go to the Rotten Tomatoes?
I know it only did about fourteen or fifteen million.
It's a twenty million dollar budget. The director of The
Long Walk. I accidentally credited the wrong person as the director.
But these are some pretty look at that guys. Eighty
eight percent critics, eighty five viewers. So shah, that's that's

(10:30):
interesting whenever usually we see much bigger swings there.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
You know.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I actually I was so close to checking this out
on Tuesday too, because I heard it yow. I wasn't
gonna It's just it was too long, man. It was like,
what two hours and fifteen minutes?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I think now forty eight I think.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I don't think it's no two fifteen. I mean, it
didn't feel like that long.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Actually, yeah, I've heard amazing things about it, though, Like
I totally forgot that this was coming out, but yeah,
this is definitely one I'm going to check out as
soon as I can.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I forget the director's name shot, but he does a
lot of these Hunger Game movies. He also did Constantine.
He's been around a bit, this guy. Forget the name,
I'm sure we'll pull it up.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Francis Lawrence.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Francis Lawrence, that name's been around quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
He's therect He's got a big litany of work, and
it was written by Strange Darlings writer director J. T. Mohner,
who always responds to me on Twitter. I have no
idea what that's about. I'm not trying to ruin it.
Always responds been that way since I said Strange Darlings
like one of the best movies ever, and he retweeted
it and sent me a thank you. So that's kind

(11:29):
of bad fucking ass. But if we get this dude
on here, it would be embarrassing for him. I've just
kissed that dude's ass for like two hours.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Let's just pitch him on the spin on me.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, I might, and if he comes, I'm sorry, I
just have to kiss your ass. You're just very talented guy.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
But Bisha, I'm sure you've heard quite a few things
about The Long Walk. We were very intrigued by the
trailer to Stephen King reimagining by J. T.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Monor.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I haven't heard too much about it. I've heard people
who saw it say it was good, but I haven't
heard that many people give any feedback or say they
actually went to see the movie other than you. I
mean to be fair, I've been a little less active
on social media this week, just staying away and I've
been busy. Yeah, but I'm not hearing anything bad and
that's a good sign because usually if a movie's bad,
you hear everyone's shouting on it. I've heard good things

(12:11):
to nothing. So hopefully, like Drewyari says, it's in his
top five this year, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
It might make mine. I don't know as far as
that goes, because I've seen quite a few movies. But
I will say this, if you are on the fence,
I'm going to push you off the fence and tell
you to go. The performances guys straight up. Cooper Hoffman
and the dude from the Aliens movie as the Coastar.
I forget his name. I think he's a brit out

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of the fucking park. They carry eighty percent of this movie.
I don't like Mark Hamill. I think he's kind of
a douchebag, but he's very good in this movie. The
mom I believe from the Halloween reboots is Cooper Hoffman's
mother in this smaller part. And then of course it's
a mostly younger cast, and I have to say shop

(12:58):
from even though it's a one note movie, because it's
literally that note. Not a lot of backstory, not a
lot of pretense. It's it's a dystopian future. No timeline.
America is in the shit at Judy Grit thank you right.
I have a little crush on that Judy. I gotta admit,
I just are on a TV show.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I she's cute, but she was terrible in that Halloween movie.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
I know she's I like her.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
She's cute, but wasn't she.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
In the Hebrew Hammer? She was the girlfriend in the
Hebrew Hammer A lot.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
She's in a lot. Yeah, she's been around, but shah,
I have to say for a movie that like plot wise,
you already know what you're doing, there's something about like
the acting in this movie might be something kind of
like when you and I talked about Bring Her Back,
where I said, oh, wasn't that some of the best acting.
This is like on that level where the acting just
pushes everything over the hump, you know.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, And that's the thing I got a I got
quite a debate today with some folks on YouTube because
there were shitting on eight twenty four movies and saying
that like there's really no no layers or depth to
the movies, which I was like, ridic it's a weird take,
because like it's kind of what they specialize in is
actually adding depth to the movies. So I'm not sure

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what you're talking about, but I say that to say this,
I feel like movies overall have such a such a
stronger blueprint to them nowadays, from cinematography to acting, like everything.
I mean, look at all the trailers that we look
every week. It's like, oh, what a gorgeous shot, What
a gorgeous shot. It's not rare anymore. Like a lot
of movies look fucking phenomenal nowadays. And the acting. I

(14:29):
feel like acting is much better than it used to be.
I'm sorry, like it just is it, especially in horror,
Like you don't see bad acting in horror anymore really
unless one of these like slashers, like you know, I
know what you did, Like.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
We see it well out right?

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, Like that was quick. That was one of the
things about Clowning and the Cornfield we talked about last week,
where it's an okay story idea and it's fun, but.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
It's acting is not the best the show.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I will say this that kid, uh I think it'
named David Johnson whatever, john Salliens and syth who's the
synth in Aliens. The way he sort of carries that
with a completely different character. He's like this cock Diesel,
very very affable young dude, but he's very friendly, and

(15:13):
him and Cooper Hoffman literally become like blood brothers while walking.
I'm not gonna ruin the movie, but I think they
walk something like over five hundred miles. And the acting
in this Cooper Hoffman and this kid and even the
other kids, all of the kids in it out of
the fucking park, Like you're gonna notice it right away.

(15:34):
You're gonna get invested in the characters because of these
kids and their acting.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Well, that's fantastic because in the Alien movie he almost
because he was an android. And I hate to say this,
but I said the same thing about Mike and Monroe.
The way they played that was very You got the
feeling that they were on the spectrum or something because
like the emotional bluntness of it.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
And he can't right.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
And he was very good at that. He was very
so to hear that he's like this charismatic, jacked up,
like hey, every you know type of guy carrying this
performance is fantastic. Now, my question is I've heard it's
like a one note but it's very good. How does
the movie, without spoiling it, keep it like with that
one note plot of them walking or you walk, you're dead?

(16:19):
How do they keep that going without getting boring? What
kind of side stories are they weaving in and out
of there?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I'm just gonna they kill people.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
That's it, Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Like when you guys see that the first person gets shot,
it's a horror movie from that point on, Like, there's
no no normal person. It's gonna just watch that scene,
you know what I mean and go, oh, okay, person
got shot.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
I mean to ask you, like, do you categorize it
as horror?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah? Because the it's brutal. It's the brutality of it.
There's one scene in particular, I think Juyari is the
only person Drew Joins is the only person of cat.
There's a crescendo scene in the movie where I don't
want to say, I can't really speak to it, but
it's where a lot of the bad things take place
in this one portion, you know what, part of the

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walk and they have to sort of clear the playing field.
Oh yeah, and it's and you're just like, oh, you.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Know, as far as like the realism is this kind
of what Civil War was aiming to be?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Seems like it seems like it. Yeah, this is my understanding.
Is this the book is very different. The story from
the book is different. There's no timeline, don't know what year.
It is, probably the sixties. But it's not our world.
It's a different version of America. The only thing I'll
say is I believe America had lost a war and

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we are now financially destroyed, and because of like national poverty.
There is this contest where one person, one young man,
every state can enter a lottery to win a lot
of money. Because this encourages every time they do this,
every year the gross national product goes up.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
People like Americas don't.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Want to work anymore. People are sick, they don't have
any money, and they just kind of sit around give up.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, they gave up.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
So I believe it's a war we lost that we
probably started. And it's early sixties, mid sixties, you know
what I mean. But it's not our it's not real.
You know, it's supposed to be set in the sixties,
but you know, it's there's not like a civil rights movement.
Everyone is poor, you're just poor and the government.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Is incredibly.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Dystopian, so like there's no like movies, I don't think
or music like things are forbidden. They don't touch on
it a little bit, but they left it ambiguous on purpose,
which I liked. And I think JT. Mullener b Show
flushed this out well enough. Now there is I will
say this it is one note. It's one note, very

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little backstory. If you're looking for an explanation, not getting one,
you know. But I think the acting is I would
say the two best performances I've seen all year are
that David Johnson.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Guy the Pete.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
The guy plays Pete the co star and the mother
shot from Bring Her Back. Those are the two best
acting performances I've seen all fucking year. And I guarantee
you when you watch it, you could. But yeah, I'm
not even joking. I never say this about Horror ever.
David Johnson, that kid could get nominated for an Academy Award. Like,
I'm not even joking. That's how good he is.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I'm dead ass serious. If he gets.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Nominated, I'm not going to be the least bit surprised,
and I conceivably see him winning Best supporting actor, not
even joking, that's how good he is.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
But it would be a shame shot. The mother didn't
get nominated.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
From Bring Her Back, which is probably not happening for him,
my for him, it might I'm talking about the mo
from Oh yeah, maybe Golden Globe.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Maybe Golden Globe.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah, I'm talking about the Academies. I don't see that happening. Yeah,
but yeah, I mean I'm looking forward to checking us out, man, sure.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, So if you're on the fence, I would say
go check it out. Because another movie we're gonna segue into,
which I was curious about, got some of the worst
ratings of the year. We're talking about the I don't
know how to describe it sports psycho movie Hymn, which
a lot of people credit Marlon Wayin's for doing a

(20:33):
good job in the film, but apparently this film is
an absolute fucking mess.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
B show. Where are we at with the critics scores?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Thirty two?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Not gonna see it? Holy God?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Could we possibly see what some of the criticisms are
because I want to talk about this because I thought
this trailer looks.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Very impactful, but you read my mind. Brian Egert from
Deep Focused review, While there's an incip inspired almost an
insipid inspired performance by Marlon Wayne's at the Movie Center, tippings, hyperactive,
darkly surreal visuals and overactive montages proved less scary than
chaotic and ultimately annoying. Okay, what's that top critic review

(21:12):
there in the middle, Eric Olsen from the Seattle Times,
to paint a related picture, him is a bit like
the red faced drunk next to you at the Seahawks game,
loud fun at first, wearing thin after a few drives,
asleep by the end. Holy shit.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Okay, I thought this was a very good trailer, but
I will not touch this with a ten foot clown pole.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
See, I disagree, to be honest with you, most movies
that I like, they're hated. So I honestly think I'm
probably gonna fucking love this based on these reviews, Like
this is the same shit people were saying about Men
Hereditary Midsummer. They were getting shipped on in the beginning too,
and judging from the trailer, man, I mean, the trailer
really spoke to me, like that's the type of film

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that I liked. The surrealism that they're saying is overwhelming
like that's I love that type of shit. So I
feel like I'm probably gonna love this. To be honest
with you, like this does not move me one way
or the other. I don't.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I don't care what it does to me, because that's
a pretty shitty review.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
I mean, this is like a terrible score, yo, Like.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
This is not like like this is pretty bad B show.
We don't see too many scores, dude.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I'm telling you mark my words once you watch, especially
see in the theater, is.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
What I'm saying, because yeah, show, sorry threw me off.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I was trying to read some of the replies. I
have a feeling that this is going to be one
of those movies where it looks really good. They do
some weird shit, but it doesn't really all connect together.
Like they don't go as deep with it as they
probably could go for a sports cult like a worship
cult movie. And I think maybe that's where they're getting.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I don't think they went far enough from what I'm hearing.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
In fact, and you're probably one hundred percent right on them.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
That sounds about it, yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
But the problem with that is people want everything overly explained,
like I mean, you would never have David Lynch movies
nowadays if that's the case, because.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I don't mean explained, I mean I have a feeling
it's going to be like, hey, here's this crazy shit
that happens. Hey, here's this crazy shit that happens.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Looks like chaotic and quick screaming, bloody faces.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, Whereas like if David Lynch does some weird shit
like that, it kind of ties together and it has
an effect on you, like you even if you don't
understand it, you kind of feel it in your bones.
I have a feeling this is going to be some
visuals and some weird shit that happens, but without that
like ethereal lasting.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
It's almost like a cool like Marilyn Manson like music video.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, yeah, it looks like a music video, looks like
a shot like a music video.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
I'm cool with that. I'll take that. I'm cool with it.
I'm okay with with visuals over you know, substance sometimes.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, Luke said, this looks like something more style of
a substance. By the way, I want to shout out
Stone Mexican guy. Uh, he says, I'm looking more like
curb your enthusiasm, guy, I.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Mean minus the big white beard.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I don't think Larry this is what Larry's hair looks
like on top of this, but maybe Flowery was serving
some prison time. But Truari said, one of the comments
was it's a really expensive student film. That's not a compliment,
you know, but Jordan Peele is the producer, so they
will get people to go see it.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I don't know, I'm disappointed.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I if it got better reviews, I might pluck down
some money be show, but I'm going to be avoiding
that in a theater. You know.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I was really interested in seeing how it played out
because having I wasn't a star or anything. I was
a scout team, but like having played had been around
that the high school football, you know, the whole system.
I've got some ideas for stories that deal with like
the like the cult like behavior in the traditions and

(24:47):
even some like the hazing and oh god, yes too
it is but like even though the way the way
the coaches even around school are like not celebrities, but
people tend to give them more authority than they should have.
And how like there's this this following even with the
parents around it, like people are starting to Tailegate. It
their kids high school football games and stuff here.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Now it's way out of hand.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yes, it's just this weird little community that doesn't seem
to exist as much in baseball or basketball, specifically football,
and I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, I don't know. It's more of the culture of
football there. But I have a feeling these reviews shot
will impact the box office this weekend. I really think
they will impact.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
No, I'm sure they will, And I don't think Jordan
Peele's name attachment really does much for it, to be
honest with you, just because we saw that with candy Man,
he produced candy Man. Yeah, that didn't. That didn't drive
people to like candy Man. Even though I watched, I
didn't think it was terrible. I don't I like it.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
The visuals, yeah, I wouldn't say, yeah, I loved it,
might be sure. I thought it was pretty damn good.
I I it was more artistic than I thought it
was going to be.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
In particular, I just I guess I just didn't like
the guy that played candy Man.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah he was a little too pretty.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yeah, it was a little just too basic for me.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
But yeah, yeah he's a cock Diesel like we didn't
need a cock Diesel good looking candy man. I think
we needed a more everyday person there. And of course
we lost the great Tony Todd, so rest in peace
to the og candy Man, one of the best vocal actors.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
I think in the last twenty years, mister Tony Todd.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
A couple of notes here and then I want to
get to something real quick tomorrow. For those of you
that have Netflix, twenty eight years Later is debuting on
Netflix tomorrow. I know very few people who saw this movie.
It is definitely one of my favorite horror properties of
the year, and I will put The Long Walk up
there too.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
By the way, a little program.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Note, we will be doing a top ten of the year,
so that's going to be a very interesting Joe, probably
one of the longest ones we've ever done, so our
top ten will be there. I expect twenty eight years later,
if you guys see it, to show up on the
list and Joe punches just beat me to it. Superman
will be on HBO Max tomorrow. I highly recommend it.

(26:55):
Very enjoyable movie, a lot of fun, you know, a
lot of good energy in that movie.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
And of course I love Crypto.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
The dog.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
I plan on watching it with my dog, you.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Know, because we could address the dog up I think
as Crypto this year. That's one of the costumes for
our dogs. But some interesting news came out earlier today.
Not really sure I feel about it. We got word
that sleep Away Camp, the cult movie you know, with
a bunch of shittier sequels that a lot of people

(27:27):
attach themselves to, almost like a trauma following, is going
to get rebooted by Saturday Night Night Live alum and
of course star of Keenan and kel and a Good Burger,
Keenan Thompson and the original writer of sleep Away Camp
is on board. But Keenan Thompson, not unlike Danny McBride,

(27:51):
was responsible for rebooting the most recent Halloweens.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
What do we know?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
B show about this? This just broke today?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yes via fangor Yeah. According to Deadline, no specifics about
the remake have been released, but the original writer, director
Robert Hiltzik, is set to return to the franchise to
both write and direct a new film. Thomson and Ryan
Junior will produce with Robinson Velesco, Monica Weber, Corey Litwin,
and Boris Schwartz. With you serving as executive producers. I'm

(28:21):
both thrilled and humbled to be working with AFA on
the reimagined sleep Away Camp, Hiltick told Deadline. Though I
have been approached by several companies regarding the remake of
Sleepway Camp, only AFA has shared my vision and is
excited to have me home the film.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Okay, Sew, I'm gonna go to you first. Now here's
my opinion of sleepwoy Camp. Overrated one speaking of.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
One note, Oh yeah, on one note, one one note.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
The people associated with have been casting a cruising off
this for decades, and as much as I enjoyed it
when it came out, I thought the subsequent sequels were
not very I thought they completely shit the bed. And
once you kind of get past the one note, I mean,
I don't really know why this is something that we

(29:10):
need to reimagine. What was your what was your take
on the original, and what's your feelings on the reboot?

Speaker 4 (29:16):
So funny enough, I recently just purchased sleep Away Camp.
And by the way, I used to have the old
school DVD box set. I don't know if you remember
it or not, it was it was it was like
a Sleepway Camp U B Show, Can you pull us
up real quick? Just type in a sleep Away Camp
box set DVD. It was called the Survival Kit, and

(29:36):
it was like super rare, like Anchor Bay put it out.
So I've always been a fan of it, but it
is one of those movies you watched once and it's
like all right, man, I got the gist of it,
Like I don't really need to see this again for
another thirty years. Yeah, so this was the old school
box set from back in the day. I think a
lot now it's pretty rare. Mine is still unopened. By

(29:57):
the way, this one's fucking completely di.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
What's your opinion of the well, the franchise, it's a franchise.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah, so I've only seen the first two. I've never
seen a third one.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I see.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
It's it's weird because I get into one of these
like moods, Like recently, the last week, I've really been
in the mood of watching like eighties like high school
type of movies, like college type of fucking films. So
I watched Cutting Class. I recently just watched sleep Away Camp. Wow,
recently just watched it, yeah, like two weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, how did it hold up for you?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Not not very good, That's what I'm saying. It's one
of those things like it's I don't know, man, I
mean I got some nostalga for it because but once
you know the twist, it's.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Like which ruins it.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Kind Yeah, there's really no going back. And I watched
The serri House Massacre, which was fucking awful. I fucking
hated that movie. I don't know, have you seen that?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I think so?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Prom Night too.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
What do you think about prom Night?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Then?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
The o.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
G Prom Night didn't like it? Slow as hell?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Okay, watch sleep Away Camp.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
I would would. I would probably watch sleep Away Camp
to be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
I like Cutting Class though with Brad Pitt, Young Brad Pitt.
That was a good movie.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I haven't seen it, but I've heard of it.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
It was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
So what do you think about this rebootshot?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Before I get over to the old b of the show.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
I mean, it's it's a given that they were going
to remake this eventually. They're going to remake everything, dude,
Like everything fucking Hobgoblins is going to get remade eventually,
you know what I mean? Like Dave's and the Yeah,
like Vice Academy is going to get dudes. Yeah, so
all these films they're gonna get rebooted. I don't know
how I feel about what's his name, Keenan being being

(31:39):
behind this, Like I don't because he's gonna make a
joke out of it. Like I don't feel like this
is probably going to be a comedy, but.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Not necessarily because like I said, you know, Danny McBride
didn't make it, Danny McBride.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Jordan Peele's no, you're right, Jordan Peele, like he was
a comedian and.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
He's just maybe he's just a fan.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
He's he's probably close to my age.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
He's probably just grew up with that ship.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Yeah, it is kind of odd, though, I don't know
how you remake this movie. I mean, I'm kind of
intrigued by it though, Like how they pull it off.
Are they going to keep it a shot by shot
remake where it's exactly the same? Did they switch it up?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Like Robbie points out, the og director is almost seventy
so like, I don't know that that guy should be
making a teenage pitty sleepoy. Yeah movie.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Also another thing, this movie, like, yeah, it needs to
be kind of grimy and dirty, like, I don't know
if they're gonna be able to do that in twenty
twenty five, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Likely?

Speaker 4 (32:29):
And one more thing about the sleep Away Camp. I
was like, I said, I just recently watched it, right,
it's so funny that you so screen Factory, which you know,
I'm sure B Show is familiar with them, but they
pretty much put out like all the classic horror movies
on four K and so forth. So they put out
sleep Away Camp two and three on four K last month, wow,
and everybody was like, well, why the fuck aren't they

(32:49):
doing sleep Away Camp one? Like why why wouldn't you
put out the first one? So they've lost the negatives.
So I believe that they've lost the negatives for sleep
Away Camp. So the Blu Ray restoration is pretty much
going to be the last of it. And that's why
maybe that's.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Why they're remaking it, because they lost the negatives.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
That they don't have the next But how do you
lose the negative? Like that's bizarre, Like I'm just.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
So negative that B Show. What's your opinion on Sleepway Camp?
What's your vibe on the reboot?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
You know, Sleepway Camp, the original yes, there was a
lot of knockoffs of Friday the thirteenth, they came out
at that time, but this one I thought was way
overrated and wasn't even that good. Like there's a couple
of cool kills, but like it it suffers from the
this and this and this and this, like just a
just a sequence of scenes with no.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Just to get to the peep scene.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
That's yes, which I thought the creepy and at the
end and the reason for that was actually more powerful
than the reveal or anything.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Oh yeah, and by the way, guys, just I don't
want to overstate this. I was this came out and
like Shot eighty nine, eighty eight, this was right there
was that ending was was a big fucking deal.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Can we just checked me?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I think a little earlier, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Eighty six, eighty three eight, no eighty three, Yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
It came out around the time like Prowler and yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Movie that makes sense. Guys.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Can you imagine nineteen eighty four, nineteen eighty five being
an eleven year old, twelve year old renting that with
that ending? That's that's like renting Pink Flamingo Shot. I mean,
like it just really is.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
I never picked up on the sleep Away Camp two cover.
They have Jason's mask on there too. Yeah, yeah, I
never noticed.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I used to see that at the supermarket, like wondering
if it was like a mash up movie.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
But you know, it was just a way to, you know,
say that it's in the vein of yeah, it's poppable.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
And like I actually liked sleep Away Camp Too better
for some reason. I don't. I just felt like it
was a better made movie, even though it wasn't good.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
It wasn't you've put they put more money into it.
But yes, they made money and they spent it on
the fucking movie. But it didn't have like the ending
like you were waiting for a similar ending that you
didn't get it right, I know.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
But I earned the chat scene three. I don't know
dick about three.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Has anybody seen three?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I don't know if anyone period has ever seen I'm
gonna watch it.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I just got it, like I got curious.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Felicis felicis cool?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Check Jersey girl whatever it's been cruising off.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
This for.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
She's She's gonna be my friend's movie man. The guy
that I plug all the time, Master Chaos Josey I've seen.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Our conventions for decades.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Man. She's cool as fucking and she's friends with a
lot of people I know. But it's like, I mean,
this is this is eighty three.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
They're scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I mean, it's there's nothing to this and and in
today's day and age, with everything going on right now,
how do you do that movie?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
How do you treat it? That's that's a very fair point.
And you know what I was. So I'm trying to
I'm trying to build up my Arnold collection. So I've
been trying to like stock up on all this comedies
because I already own all the action stuff. The movie
Junior is so fucking hard to find because they're are
afraid to put it out again. It's a bad movie, Yo,

(36:02):
it's out of print.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
They Kindergarten Cop is the Ship.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
I just got that. Yeah, I just got that too.
I just got that on four K.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Man.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
I wanted I wanted Junior. Man. I love Twins is
great Twins.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
You would watch Twins over the Kindergarten Cop?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Absolutely? Oh no, absolutely?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
The quoting dude, who is your daddy? And what does
it do the quoting.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
In kindergen veto man the Vetos king Bro.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
I love I love it too. Tonight is your night, bro?
These are like date movies I saw in high school.
Like listen, I hopefully break campus. Fine, I'm not shitting
on it. I think we would be very cool. Like
if Keenan Thompson goes, we're gonna make this based in
the eighties and make it fucking like terrifyer Ship and
go blah blah blah and make it crazy, I'm gonna
be like, Yes, I'm into it, but I don't have

(36:50):
high hopes about this at all.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I'm just maybe it's a whole camp of trans kids
with in the twist is that the killer is actually
not trans.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Well, the killer would have to be a straight cist,
white male.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yes, yeah, that's my whole point.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, that's what it's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Uh, but let's see how it. Let's see how it
pans out.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Hey, Before we get to some cool trailers, I want
to announce did you guys see that they announced the
box set for the Pearl ex Magazine trilogy yesterday?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Just what do we share that a little bit?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
I want to get SHOT's take on this as a
huge physical media collector.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Well, you know, I I pre ordered a day one.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Man, and I didn't even talk about this.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
It was a Hunter bucks Man for just one fucking.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Bringing up on the screen, for the for the Vivid,
for the people on the on the on the YouTube. Here,
I'm curious.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
I just hate the man. I hate the size of it.
I'll show you, guys how big it is all compared
to the other release.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
They have on Oh, you got it? Okay, Yeah, let's
just plait for him to show it.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Then, okay, Oh he got it already.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Oh dang.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Robbie Richard, Robbie Richmond is asking to cast my cocaine
as a transgender, like in a transgender role.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Oh, that would be interesting.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
He's coming out of retirement.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Did you see that?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
That's what I heard.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, like ninety three years old, coming out of the time.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
So my only my only complaint about this release is
it's gonna be the same size as this Midsummer one.
Oh okay, And just to compare it, this is kindergarten cop.
This is how big a regular movie is that it's
on the shelf. It looks fucking retarded because everything else
is this size and this fucker is gigantic. Wow, okay,
that so much OCD kicks him.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Man, I hate I can see you getting.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
That Midsommer cover as a tattoo. That that thing.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
I would love to get that tattoo that I totally
see you get.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Why haven't you even done that yet?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Then I could.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
It's I mean, it's gonna be a nice release, like
they put some thought into it. It's got a little
booklet in here.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
And wow, oh that's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Wow, that's the part from the tent and all. That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Do they have the dude that's filayed open with his
ribs hung out?

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Probably?

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Did they have the bear there? They do have there.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Little penis? Yeah? Wow, yeah, I'm sure they have the
Oh no, they got mad genitals in here, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
And yeah, well they like to show the penis there
like the sleep Away Camp.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
That's the sleep Away Camp.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Hieroglyphic that maurity or when is it shipping the ex trilogy?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Oh my god, this is I mean, I can show
it because it's drawings. Man, it's pretty that's pretty intensive
jobs in here. Yeah twenty four man, what the hell
do you.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
And that's that's the four K restorative Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
For Midsummer, So it'll it'll look identical to this, except
it will obviously have well.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
It's look it's gonna have the three films, so it's
gonna have different things from all the different sort of
genres of those films.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
And being an artist man and a graphic designer, I
love like this with the matches with the background, so like, ow.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah, God, these things are gorgeous be shown. Oh that's
so fuckinge.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I wish I had more spare scratch so I can
buy stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Man, I'd like be one of my favorite ones.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Shi, I've high hopes for when you get the we'll
have to you'll have to do a on boxing.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Yeah, I'll do. I'll do on boxing on here. I'll
save it the show.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Will you be? Will you be picking that up?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I mean it's one hundred bucks, but you get all
three of them in the The extras are gonna probably
be ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I would love to. I don't know. Maybe we'll see yeah,
we'll see.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah. Well we're gonna segue over in some movie trailers
and then we have a little Patreon trail we're gonna
get to now. Uh, I want to stick with this
because I I still have very mixed I have mixed
feelings about this Ed guyin uh upcoming TV show. I
saw Charlie Hannam doing some press for it and they

(40:43):
said to him on the Emmy's.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Red Carpet, why did you choose this role?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
And he said, because I really wanted to challenge myself,
Like I knew that people would never see me in
this kind of role, and it was important to me
to challenge myself. I wanted to play this trailer because
they're gonna flesh out pun intended. The mother of Ed Guy,
who was a big It was literally the inspiration for
the mother and psycho.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
And I know very little about his mother. I just
know that his mother.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Was treating him the way he did was the reason
why he sort of feels the way he came out of,
you know, as what he's done. So this is what
is this called Monster? The Ed Gines story.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Is that yes?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
And what's interesting is is Monster going to be an anthology?
Because I saw a pravy for Monster with the clown
what's his name, Gaysey.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
No, that's a separate thing that's on Peacock. I want
to get to that next week the John Wayne Gacy miniserieries.
That looks fucking fair. Have you heard about the John
Wayne Gacy mini series on Peacock?

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Uh? I might have seen an article on it. I
haven't seen any picture.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Next week we will we will drop that trail. That
looks fucking incredible.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Because the reason I asked that is because I could
have sworn. I saw on Twitter this week it said
monster and then somebody else's name, just like this.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
They used it for Jeffrey Dahmer. They like that was
monster Jeffrey Dahmer story. That's the that's the Ryan Murphy Moniker.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Stories. So this is this is a this we're gonna
see actress Laurie Metcalf, most known as Jackie from the
Roseanne series, but she's an accomplished stage actress. She's a
Tony winner. She plays the mother. This looks so fucking creepy.
My god, what do you see this?

Speaker 5 (42:25):
There's something real dark about you, Eddie Cain, Eddie, You're
a mess.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Only a mother could love you.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
She's Oh wow, cat shop boys, retarded John?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Look at this? Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Did you say it looks like a retarded John?

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Cena on it, Johnson, I think mebe it's the haircut,
I guess, look at them.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
It's the jawline. Oh boy, oh boy, is.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
That I thought that was gonna be like normal creepy ship.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
But he is that his mother?

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Okay, that's his dead mother.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh my god, Oh guys.

Speaker 7 (43:26):
Oh my god, Oh this is gonna be.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Oh my god, Oh it was mom. It's so grony.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Wow, he looks like you just feel it came a puzzle.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Oh my god, that's his fit.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
It wasn't this the dead skin mess?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Oh they're not. They're not playing around.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Nope, that's his mother's n.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I love how they're playing with the lighting too.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:21):
Wow, that looks like sun cop you guys, yo, what
did you do?

Speaker 3 (44:39):
It's just so.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Oh I got shower, I know.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Don't you feel grody watching this?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
You really?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
You're the one can't look away?

Speaker 8 (44:53):
Oh my god, my god, yo, that was that was
Buffalo bit.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
That was Buffalo Bill.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Exactly what I was gonna say, is Buffalo's exactly what
it reminded me. This looks. This looks bad shit crazy man.
I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't like TV series,
but this one, Oh my god, this looks pretty good.
You know what's funny Roseanne's sister what's her name?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
What?

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Hary metcalf So I just ironically enough again this this
past weekend, I watched Uncle Buck and she's an Uncle Buck.
I've never.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
No weird. Okay, interesting, she's the neighbor. Buck's girlfriend was
Aunt Gladys.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
That's right, and.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah she was terrible in that though as far as acting,
so she stepped it up a whole lot, man, because watching.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Possibly she's close to it and he got shot your thoughts, man.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
I'm into it. Like I said, I'm usually not really
into a TV series, but this looks fucking gruesome and
it looks like they whole no punches back. Man, I
like it, you know, I just you.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Know guys like be sure you forget without ed guyin
No Chainsaw, no Psycho, no Silence of the Lambs.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
And then you know what, they pay homage to those
movies in the trailer. I noticed, I noticed Psycho. I
noticed Texas Chainsaw with like the Chainsaw Dance. What's it called? Uh, well,
creep show or not? Creep show? Does the one we
always talk about the tourist trap. But if I'm saying,

(46:37):
just put like the lotion and ship on the face,
like before it makes the mask, there's a lot they're
recognizing that, Yes, it inspired all these movies, but they're
using threads of those back in this to tell that story.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
It's Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
How do you feel about a murderer like this really
having this type of effect on the film industry? I
mean I think of about it from that for Shop,
like the guy has done awful things, but.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
He might be one of the worst people.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Yeah, and like look all the time, like if there's a.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Top ten of the worst people ever to walk earth,
he's on the list.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah. I do think about because remember when Dahmer came out,
there was people complaining about like the bellies just surviving
family members and all that. Like I wonder, like if
one of my family members was a victim of a guy, Like,
how would I feel about, you know, this glorifying existence.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I don't know that this is glorifying. This is horrifying.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
I'm not feel but it's it's made him an iconic
person in horror, whether you believe it or like people
don't bottle Shop. Yeah, I just think it's interesting that
we yeah, we turned a blind eye when it comes
to ship that we like, but in reality, it's like, Yo,
this dude fucking torture dozens of women, like rape them,

(47:55):
fucking like, ate them.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Rape them, the kill them them, ate them well as
far as I know, and desecrated corpses of other people.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
See, that was the worst thing because from what I
had read, I think he only killed one or two people.
But he dug up corpses, yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah, he dug up yeah. Well, and defiled the court.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yes, he defiled A corpse of your relative is not
exactly a you know, And Joe Punches has pointed out
the next one is gonna be on the true story
of Lizzie Borden.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
I'm totally into oh Ship the axe murder Hellia.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Yeah, their first ax murderer of all time.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Well, listen, we're gonna be probably, guys, we're gonna be
talking about this probably a lot. Let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I feel like we could do a whole like the
whole rest of the show on that trailer.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Holy shit, I'm just we should have saved it for
the last but because we see, you know, it's funny, guys,
I just want to tell them this. Off air, we
were talking about not playing a second trailer, and I
was like, well.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
They introduced the mother in this. Can you imagine how
we did play this one?

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Yeah? Definitely.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Well we have a we have a trailer from Tina Romero,
who I believe is the daughter of George Romero. Uh.
She has made a horror movie called Queens of the Dead,
which is a drag queen inspired zombie movie. But she's
she's a Romero though, so you know.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I'll go a funk, man, what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Well, let's take a look.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
John, You're gonna like part of this. You'll know when
you see it.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Never seen it?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Okay, I don't Still, that's my girl.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
What do you like parties?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
You're ready for the wildest party?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Is that the girl? Oh?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yeah? That girl ready?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
She's the beefy from I can't think any movie names tonight,
the Bodybuilder one.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
People are.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Ye Roman with man pots coming through.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
I've never had stage fright.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
What do you say?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
You and me?

Speaker 3 (49:49):
We killed to be pushed.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
There's nothing to be afraid of.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
You're right, drag is not life or death.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Unless she wrote it.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I like the colors.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Oh fuck, oh wow, fairy bag is going on?

Speaker 5 (50:15):
My Girlhattan is under siege.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
What the hell.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Shelter in place?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
That thing was not human? You know what this needs.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
It's worse that Zondie.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yum yum, My wife is coming.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Just probably dead.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Oh my god, that's kind of sexy stuff ball third base.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
We got an arm around. You might want to look away.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
Why it's the chow or something.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
I don't know. Margaret Show, Margaret Show, Ricky I forget that.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Actually, yeah, I don't know why I'm blaking on that movie.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Yeah too, it's a good movie always both.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
I know, such injustice right.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Vibe?

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Oh it's going to shut her?

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Okay, Yeah, this looks fun like you know what, Sean,
I think this looks like a funny movie.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Like this looks like the kind of movie this kind
of reminds me of like.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
A late eighties like Leanna Quigley movie, Like yeah, like
Leanna Quigley would have been the Ricky Lincombe character. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
I don't know, man, this doesn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Thank you. What a great movie.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
God.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
I think some parts of it look good, Like the
beginning of it look pretty decent. But then once it
gets to like the silliness and stuff. I'm like, oh,
it's just like it's not right for me. I don't
even like zombie movie used to be honest, you don't
like the genre. Yeah, put zombies and dresses.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
It's like, Yeah, Katie O'Brien, she was so great in
that goddamn movie b Show. She fucking was amazing that movie.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
She was a force of nature, dude. And honestly, I'm
not a huge fan of Christen Stewart, but I thought
she was pretty good too.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
By the way, random as hell, I blind bought a
movie from Vinegar Syndrome a couple months ago and it
came in and it's called The Visitor, and it is
the gayest movie that is in my collection. Visitor by
a landslide. It's because, uh, Pere Pasolini he made The
Visitor back in the sixties or seventies. It's a remake
of that, Okay, and uh there's literally just dudes fucking

(52:37):
in there, like just really well they actually just show it,
like they just show.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
They just bang.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
It's just dude's actually sex. Yes, they actually wow, really yes,
they showed dudes. Yeah, it's fucking it's wild.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Look it's called The Visitor. Man, I mean it's remake.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I know, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Trailer for that? Can we pull up the trailer for that?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Well?

Speaker 3 (52:58):
There, I mean you are seen them?

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Yeah, pull up the trail please?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Man?

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Okay, wait, which original visitor called The Visitor?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
That movie looks fun like that would look like a
fun movie to like see what people on Halloween or
something that just looks like a funny movie.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
It just looks like a shot entirely in Brooklyn and Manhattan.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
So yeah, it's cool. And then jokes are kind of
funny without being two over the time.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I'm curious.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I'm curious if they deliver on some gore there that
would be fun shot.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Is this a Blumhouse movie?

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
No, that's what I'm saying. I don't know that. We'll
have the trailer. We're gonna see the reboot of the.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
No, you're all find it for you can play the
next trailer.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
I'll well, the next trailer is what's the guy's name?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
You said his name earlier? B Show the director of
a lot of these Blumhouse movies. He's got a TV
series called True Hauntings.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
James One.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
James One, he directed the first Uh, he directed some saws,
didn't he?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Ah Ship, I think he did.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I think that's where he cut his teeth. Oh you
found it? Okay, al right, shot. I said, well, it's
a YouTube trailer.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
We're not going to see like, yeah, I mean, there's
no likes not going to see eight in the Yeah,
I mean a lot of stuff were implied, say the
word eal in.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
A YouTube trailer.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
So I'm like, this isn't the old one? Okay, No,
that from I saw this. I saw this when I
was looking, I thought this was the old one.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
That's why, from like two years ago you were looking
for dicks.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
That's why I was too preoccupied.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Oh it's almost like a Gafford Away type of movie.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
It's a crusty looking old dude.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Yeah, it's from England. They shot it a name one.
Say what year is this from twenty twenty three?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
This is a British dude.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
It's a British movie. It's a wild bro Basically, this
guy shows up at their house and they banged and
they ended up taking him in and he ended up
sucking all the family members. It ends up having an
orgy at the end instead orgy with the whole family it's.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Oh my god, that's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
This is the gayest thing I've seen in a long time.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
So I got straight up like cumbshots, like it's fucking
This is also why you should not blind by because
I just heard about it and I didn't watch the trailers.
I bought it. It came kid, I was like, Oh,
what the fuck, I've never heard of it. Yeah, a
lot of fucking.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
This is British.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
This looks like British.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
This is a British This is like a there's like
a homoerotic.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Royalist Madonna video. So it's like an alien. It's just
bangs everybody.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
It's an alien that comes to earth with your bank everything.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
It came.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
It's like a fried very orgy.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
That's pretty much. And what you say, show the whole
fucking thing.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
That's so I said.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
I didn't want to turn it out YouTube till we can't.
I'm pretty sure you.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Bust the mud right there.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Wow, b f F production, that's so funny.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Anybody wants to buy this?

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Wow, So we will not be doing to watch a long.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Apparently, Don Stony, Don Stony, we all have a shot.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
All right, let's check out this true haunting series from
James wand he was very hit and miss.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Hey man, we're progressive.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
You know, we're a progressive show.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Progressive show.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
We're a progressive show.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
We're progressive, guys.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
True Haunting. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
There's to go get. There's no as sex in this.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
You've gotta go lifeele my eyeballs.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
The existence of spirits is not so much a question
of belief.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
You just know it's not.

Speaker 7 (56:57):
I know, my whole dream of this new house, this
wonderful name, just shattered, and I just feel safe anymore.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
They had a series like this a year or two ago.

Speaker 8 (57:11):
Something's happening that I can't explain.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Night after a night of me.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
It was constant.

Speaker 9 (57:18):
The breeze is the moving objects, the voices, and we
were the ones that.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Triggered him something in this house.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
There's something evil here.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
That's a Blumhouse move right there.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
This was proof from life after Death.

Speaker 9 (57:47):
And towards the life.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Oh boy, this reminds me that series The Haunting for
a while.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
The Haunting on the Hill or some whatever.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Haunting in Connecticut, and then Haunts.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
I've seen somebody.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
I think I saw that in the theater too. I
wanted to come.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I had never been so scared in my life. I
won't if they have any real footage of some of
the ship, because I check it out if they did.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
But I don't like re enactments that much.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
I know it's crucial for the story, but like this
is so plumbhouse. Yeah yeah, I mean I'm interested in
the true story shop, but yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Yeah, I think I'd rather hear like an audiobook about
the stories than watch this. Man, I'm not I don't
like these type of like the jump scare horror. It's
not for me.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Not a big fan of be sure, we'd be checking
it out.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
I mean it's an interesting Halloween watch.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yeah, I mean they usually start strong and then end
up kind of weird. Like there was one Off the Rails.
There was a series a couple of years ago that
came out on Halloween, and one of them there was
like this person that was staying in a cabin and
found like a whole bloody thing in the basement where
like the drain blood from animals, but like there was
human stuff there too. So I like stories like that,

(59:01):
But most of the time, it's like I know it
was a ghost, and it's like it's probably a Raccoon
lady come yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Know, I wonder if they could buy The Hauntings with
that the gay alien who fucks the whole family. So anyway,
this alien comes in, it just starts blowing. My dad
and me and my mom are like hello.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Anyway, that movie won a ship ton of like awards
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I'm sure it is very artsy.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
It looks very.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Artsy, yo. When So what Vinegar Syndrome does is on
the first of the month, they drop all their movies
and like the partner labels, they're limited to five hundred copies.
So these ships sell out in minutes, you know. So
I looked at the cover, I read the description. I
was like, oh, alien that comes to earth and fucks everyone,
and this ship was selling out. I was like, yeah,
buying that. This ship came back. I was like, it's

(59:47):
a dudes. Well you didn't know, dudes, you didn't know.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
You were like, whoa, it's all dudes. It's like a
Shakespeare play. It's funny.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
After we just watched that James Wand series, Chris Matthews said,
I'd rather watch the Other Trainer.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
There's a ton of lesbian in there. Oh is there?
I thought, it was all dudes, Okay, all.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Right, so it's yeah, it's got it all. It's got
a little bit everything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
It's got something for the whole family.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Literally, it's something for the it's fun for the whole family.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Anyway, we got a couple more trailers. One of them
is I keep getting solicited for this, but probably because
I have a Shutter subscription. It's called Night of the Reaper.
I think it's coming out tomorrow on Shutter. Shutter is
gonna get very hot in the next week, so next
couple of weeks. So if you have it, if you know,
this would be a great time to invest some ten
bucks in it for the for the for the next month.

(01:00:37):
But yeah, yeah, it's gonna be on Shutter.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Yeah, that's right. Anyway, this is called Night of the Reaper.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
And if you're listening live, this will probably being exclusive
because every time we do something from Shutter, they strike us.
So enjoy joy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yeah, thanks Shutter, always putting your fucking movies over. Yeah really,
Oh I like shu up on my horse this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Addressed to you, Night of the Reaper.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
All right. This is eighties ish nineties ish.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Yeah, looks like it too.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
To see you back in town.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
I really appreciate you happening out tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
That cop with like the count from Second City, that's
my se Are you downstairs?

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Are you so you know?

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
It's hey Max?

Speaker 9 (01:01:29):
Are you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Sure reason?

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
There's a clue somewhere? That's the baseek Jesus, Oh Jesus,
that's the passing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Yeah, advice can give me the creep?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Oh it's so dark?

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Are you messing with me?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
None of this is a coincidence, but not today? Oh Jesus, Yeah,
that's fine. What this looks very eighties?

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Why this looks fun?

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Why is shut to treat this so badly? Shot? That
looks fun.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I'm totally gonna watch that if I can this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Yeah. I can certainly see why people would gravitate towards this.
It's not really it's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Got a lot of props people talking about it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Yeah, and that definitely looks like it's it's a fun ride,
but it's not particularly my type of vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
I'm getting shuttered though, so I'll probably end up watching
it during Halloween, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yeah, yeah, dangerous Animals. I tried to watch that Joe
Punches last week.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
I forgot I've heard that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
I'm gonna try this weekend and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Gonna try to watch that because my wife's working so
I could just get drunk and watch movies.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
It's like the best day ever. Be sure. I could
totally see you vibe it on that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, it looks good. I mean, obviously it looks like
a serial killer type of movie. There's also like some
weird true crime who done it type of stuff with
like the Charlie Day corkboard with the pictures on it Charlie. Yeah, man,
it's all connected.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Man, It's all connected. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Guys from the mail room all the way upstairs in
the back around.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
I mean, Nicole and the Reaper. He's gonna he's a reaper.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
I would love to see him as like a cracked
out serial killer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
By the way, Charlie Day is in that Cohen brother
movie that I saw with Aubrey Plaza and the Girl
from the Sub and he's literally Charlie Day in that
movie too, Like he's the one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
You seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yeah, I saw it. It was really bad. It was terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I thought you're gonna say it's really good. You're like, oh, yeah,
it's really bad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
I talked about on the air.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
I was like, the plot is it's a terrible script
is terrible. The performances are great, everybody's great in it,
but the plot is like people are like, oh, it
just like didn't gel at all. Aubrey Plaza has a
very intense sex scene with what's her face there? The
substance broad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Margo quality.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
They bang each other by the way, you can tell
Margot it's a classic.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
That's a masterpiece right there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Yeah, like like with ben Wa balls and like dildo's
like you don't see the full like you see the
after effects.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
She's watching the ben Wa balls and the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Dildos, And this was a bad movie.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I'm telling you. The the script is just not very good.
Chris Evans is like the antagonist.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
You got a Cohen brother though.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Yeah, yeah, the script that a Cohen Brothers movie is
usually the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
You know, they don't make titties. The Coen Brothers go out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
But I was gonna say, Margaret Qualley, you could tell
that they had to give her fake boost a substance
because she's she's like she's working at Raisins in the
really real world.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Hay sweetye.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Hey, all right, I've saved this for last. We were
trying to wrap up in an hour. But we have
to talk about this because it just came out, the
Anaconda reboot with Paul Rudd and Jack Black. It is
not what we thought it would be. Yes, Fuzzy Bear
in the chat. Chris Evans was in the Honey Don't.
The movie is called Honey Don't. It was very bad.

(01:05:03):
It was not a good movie. Uh, but we're gonna
before we for those haven't seen the Anaconda trailer, we're
not gonna root it for you. We're just gonna play
it and then we're all gonna talk about it for
a few minutes. All right, do we have to? Yes,
because it's a big deal and it just came out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
I'm being facetious. Four three two.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
You don't say the last.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
It's okay Anaconda. I like that they did the John
Boyd voice. I don't want to wave man, Doug, what
are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Let's do it, Let's reboot Anaconda.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Oh my god, are they using the song? I think
they're using.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Yes, this is gonna be the adventure of a lifetime.
We've dreamed of making this movie ever since.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
We were so it's a movie about a reboot about
guys rebooting known for up to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
And that Girls Gun.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and
a real snake.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Claire, you and I will start it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
I love you, Derek.

Speaker 9 (01:06:10):
Here we go, Doug you direct action, put your face
right up next to the snake.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Maybe'll be okay?

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Coding comes out? Why is this coming out?

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
For Hannah? Con like and why not snake?

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
For our snake movie?

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
We have to go out in the jungle, I mean,
and find another one?

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Oh God, what is that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Oh mynah?

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
Cond We're in the middle of the jungle and we
are being hunted.

Speaker 8 (01:06:59):
Now me die.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
I love how we're all stunned. The silence.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Okay you're saying, by mere, it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Such a silly like the idea.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
I can't get my head around. Don't want none else
like it's a it's a comedic version of.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
What are we gonna do? What if we use Doug
as bait?

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Did get back to the book.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
It's the really smartest girl?

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Is that be a long God would have wanted?

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I could be wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
He's alive.

Speaker 8 (01:07:31):
I thought you this ball like that God, he's right
by Yes, what the hell had.

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
A long story?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
It's so well buzzy there, Okay, I mean I don't know,
shot Christmas Day and shouldn't this just have gone to video?

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
So I'm hate this?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Okay, Yeah too.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
I really like Anaconda, like the original.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Thing the thing that gets me is, dude, that movie
is fucking twenty five years old, probably more than that. Right,
How was the CGI still the same?

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Like? I think that might be by purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
I don't know, like they wanted it to look like
the one. That's what we'll find out. We'll find out.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
I just you know what, I'm okay with them rebooting
Anaconda just because it's like I'm okay with Shark movies
being rebooted and Anaconda, Like, it's it's fine, can make
another Anaconda movie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Cool, that's cheez.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Plus, it's it's fun movies. I like creature features like
Anaconda's genuinely are fucking terrifying. Oh yeah, hard idea that
they're horrifying. Yeah, so I'm okay with it if if
they were just to make a full blown, actual, like
fucking horror movie out of it, right this right here?
This ain't it though?

Speaker 9 (01:08:51):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
This I don't know what the hell is. Definitely, yeah,
I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
It looks like it appeals to very dumb, low IQ people.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
It's like an inside joke like quote unko again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
I just spending your Christmas Day b show going to
see this, Like how much do you hate your family?
Like if that's what you're going.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Yeah, dude, I mean there's a lot of shit to
lose faith in humanity about. Right now, people saying, stupid ship, This.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Ain't hell show.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
He went blind, bro, this ship was so angry he
closed his eyes for two minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Not happy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I would I'm with Robbie Richmond John. I want you
to tell me more about Aubrey Plaza finger banging Marco
Quality in front of a bar of people.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
I mean that that was a good scene. That was
actually actually it was I think, yeah, a replasitive finger
bangs Margaret Quayley, But Margaret Quayley dildos her from behind,
and man.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
I would rather talk about those dudes dildoing each other.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Yeah, that was more enjoyable than this.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
I just can't believe they got the balls to put
this out Christmas Day. I just I'm just astonished, astonished,
but you know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
I don't get offended often, but this trailer kind of
it was offensively bad. Like it's just so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Yeah, dude, he's done, Like we got the weekend, but
he's done Goose, he's done Minecraft, and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Minecraft made a billion dollars. Ye, don Stone self reboots
made like you know, blame John.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Yeah, but how much money do you? I mean you
have some self respect?

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Hang on, did Jumanji reboots weren't terrible? That looks this
looks like unforgivable bad.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Yeah. The Christmas Day is such a fuck you. I
just think that's so funny. I get the critics are
gonna rip this a new a hole. Uh. Speaking of
a holes, We're gonna be a holes and head on out.
We have a Patreon to get to, but we want
to thank you guys for hanging out with us. Don't
forget Patreon friends. The Q and A is up for September.
We're gonna be getting to that at the end of
the month. We want to thank our friends for hanging

(01:10:42):
out with us. Uh, let's plug the rich Dow podcast.
Is that X's and O's Is that what that's called?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Hay Now, rich Daw is this channel a now, but yes,
I think it's the x's and ox.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
And and of course you got the Drew Yard Experience,
the Wrestling Soup, the Don Toni, the Necromaniacs, Dot Bayo
Geeks Day Show, and of course my friends Ringsiders on
the UK and all you guys for hanging out with us.
We really appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
We had another fun Thursday night. We're going to the Patreon.
It's gonna be a great time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Consider going to patreon dot com backslash Spitball Media again.
It's just five bucks, five bucks and the fun continues.
The fun continues, and it's so much more fun than
Ataconda Reboots. We'll see you guys next week on the
regular show.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
And you don't get aids on the Patreon.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
No aids, No eight

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