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Speaker 1 (00:35):
Happy Thursday. Everybody. What's going on? It's spitball media with myself,
p show Brian, he is Planet Mindo. What's up Sheen?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
How you feeling tonight?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'm exhausted. I had a long ass day, went to
the ball Diamonds, got done being coach b show for
the day, and then came home to hang out with
everybody here. How about you?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I actually, for once have energy because I haven't worked
in Liketh the last week. I've been off for the
last few days, so I'm actually energetic for once. Man,
I'm usually dying when we're doing this show. Dude, Gee,
right now I'm good to go. So I'm excited to
actually be alive for the show for once.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Awesome. Glad to have you. Tomorrow is your birthday? You
let it slip in the pre show. I forgot it
was tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Man. Yeah, I'm turning a thirty eight in about uh
three hours and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Any plans this weekend or is it something we should
get into on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Maybe we can save it for the Patreon. Okay, we'll
cover it next week after you know, We'll see what
happens and then we'll cover it next. Yeah, I applying
on just going out tomorrow and getting drunk, but I
think the aftermath will be, you know, worth talking about
on the show. But nothing too exciting this week. By
the way, I'm off camera for two seconds while I
finish my blunt, so excuse me, folks. I'll be back
in about three seconds. But uh, yeah, man, I'm excited
(01:51):
for the show tonight. We're doing something a little different.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So yes, John is not with us. John is on assignment,
as they say, he will be joining us next week
and back to the regular schedule programming and whenever this
happens seen and I kind of go off script a
little bit because when John's here, we talk about a
lot of the current events stuff, and it's stuff that
(02:14):
we all want to be able to talk about and
comment on. So we save some of this stuff for
when we're all back together as one big, happy famiory
as they say. And this week we're gonna take a
walk kind of in the weird and wild world that
Shaheen kind of lives in. And it's something I'm interested
in because I've seen a lot of I don't know,
like mainstream movies, franchise stuff, Shaheen is into a lot
(02:38):
of grindhouse, and I guess in music terms, you'd call
them B sides. I guess. So tonight Shheen had the
idea to go through Vinegar Syndrome and Severn films and
check out some weird titles and watch some trailers and
we're just gonna We're just gonna go off the beaten
path a little bit, Is that right, Shaw?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah? I figured it would be fun because you know,
I reference these these companies a lot in these films,
and I know you're, you know, not quite familiar with
a lot of those titles, and I'm sure a lot
of the chat isn't. So I figured either you're gonna
love it or hate it, but it's it's fun to
expose everyone to kind of like a new subgenre that
you might not be familiar with, and if you are
familiar with it, then you know, obviously all have probably
a good time. So I figured due do something different. Man,
(03:20):
you know, if we were just did like a George
Romero trailers or Top ten, like everybody already knows those films,
So I figured it would be more of like a
almost like a discovery show where you guys discover it
with us, and uh, we'll see how it goes. Man.
But yeah, I mean, even if it's not your type
of movies, I guarantee you won't be a boring show
because there are definitely some weird ass titles. So if anything,
it's gonna be a fun making fun of it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So good, it's good. Uh, Don Stony, Happy birthday, he's
forty four today.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Oh nice, happy birthday man, fellow Gemini.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah. Also in the chat joining us, Joe punches what's
upt Joe Hey now Rich dal we got John j
LD nine ninety nine got the Kevco tv R surfer
slave of cheeks. I might have said him all right already,
and I think that's it. If you snuck in and
I didn't see you, Chris Matthews, is there, drop a
(04:12):
line and we'll shout you out. But I want to
announce I'm gonna be on the Hey Auverage style podcast
X's and O's of Life on Friday the thirteenth to
celebrate the holiday, so make sure you check it out.
He also has somebody on tonight. I think it gets on. Yeah,
Fatty Fatty Fatty from the by You Geeks. He's going
(04:33):
to be on tonight, so check that out too.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, and I'll be back on his show later on
in June, I think the week after the show maybe,
So once that's finalized.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
We'll let you know. Yeah, he's uh, he's going through
the ranks for sure, but he's doing some good stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Don Stoney was on recently and it was a nice
surprise to see him live, And like, I've known a
lot of you guys just in passing for a long time,
and Shaheen has two but it's funny to see you
in person and U know, instead of just a name
or a handle on the internet.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So yeah, it's funny. I was I was thinking the
same thing when I was watching some of his shows
and clips, was like, you know, just kind of like
matching faces to these names and voices that we know
from the chat room. So that's always cool. And shout
out and thank you to everybody that said a happy
birthday the man. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, all right, jeh, So where do you want to
get started? Do you want to go to seven Films
or you want to go Vinegar Syndrome?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, let's I think let's start out with seven Vinegar Syndrome.
Has gone a tiny bit mainstream. Seven is is still
in the weirdness of forgotten seventies and eighties gems. So
if you look up seven films on YouTube, you should
be able to mind the official YouTube channel. Then we'll
just go videos and then maybe we can check one.
(05:44):
You know, we're picking them, so you can just go
to go to YouTube.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh YouTube, Yeah, I thought you want to be going
to the site here, I go.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
No, no, no, because the trailers are on YouTube. It's
on there, It's on their YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Gotchau.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
So I think the best way is if I choose
the first one and then we'll take turns, and then
the second one. You can kind of go based off
the title of which one kind of intrigues you as
far as you know, just based off the title of
the picture, and then we can kind of just go
through them.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Sit seven right, yeah, seven all right? And also programming note,
John wanted me to make sure to remind you guys
that we're likely going to be recording the Q and
A for April this weekend at some point. So if
you haven't gotten your questions in and you still want to,
you have time. We're gonna be doing that shortly and
then we're gonna be getting that show out for you
in the next probably a week or so. And I
(06:32):
am at here. We go. Seven films on.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
YouTube and if anybody's interested, a lot of their films
are on Shutter now, same with Vinegar Syndrome, so you know,
don't be afraid you don't have to necessarily purchase these
on physical media. A lot of these are streaming with
the same transfers that's Seven and Vinegar Syndrome have done.
So just go to their videos tab. Yeah, there you go.
(06:57):
And then let's just scroll down from the bottom and
just know see what we.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Got going on here from the bottom. You want to
go backwards, Yeah, let's just go backwards.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Let's see let's see some of the weird ship that's
come on. I own a lot of these, so I
can definitely comment on some of these.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
See, like, just seeing these thumbnails makes me want to
watch all of these movies, all right.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
So why don't we let's let's let's start off all right,
So let's go up to the top a little bit
more because these are just they kind of have like
the same concept as a criterion where they have directors
go to the closet and pick out some of their favorite.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
So what is Criterion? Because I was I watched the
Pee Wee documentary and the movie came out afterward, and
wherever they filmed it said Criterion Theater in the back.
Do you know where that comes from? Because I'm not
I'm not aware.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I'm only familiar with Criterion the company. I don't know
if they have a theater or if they have any
kind of you know, relation to that. Criterion is a
boutique physical media label. They've been putting movies out since
I want to say since like the late nineties, because
they used to do laser disc and they've kind of
(08:05):
focused on, you know, forgotten gems and like art house films.
But Criterion doesn't put out like shitty movies like these,
Like Seven is known for putting out shady films, you know. Yeah,
Criterion puts out like masterpieces from across the world. By
the way, So all right, so forget about the Enter
of the Blue Sea Clones. We talked about that a
couple of times. Yeah, let's let's go up a little bit.
(08:28):
Drowning by Numbers is a nice art house movie. It's
not quite weird, but it's all right, so let's let's
play Drowning by Numbers. Actually, that's something that Criterion would
actually put out, So this is something that I would
expect from Criteria.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I'm gonna drop the volume a little bit so you
can hear us.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah. See, this is like straight up Criterion art house films.
I know we're from somewhere too, which from isn't she
one hundred one dominations?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
She's the name any or the mate or something.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Look at that fucking shot right there.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's beautiful. That reminds me of the Californication album cover.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
They have a they have a pretty wild range of films.
They'll have art house stuff like this, and then they'll
have complete dogship movies. They have a couple of kids
movies they did put on Overboard with not Overboard, Yeah,
with Patrick Swayze, which is bizarre.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Oh my god, what the fuck is this about? So
anything that I can utilize.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Actually, forget about this one. This one's too art housey.
Let's go for something a little bit more weird. This
is too sophisticated for us right now.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Okay, and I got it all the way back down.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Let's just pick one of these random ones. Oh, actually,
go up a little bit, Go up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
This looks like a Cheech and Chong action movie.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Uh, that might be an Argento movie. Maybe, Oh, dude,
Beast in the heat play that fucking movie. Okay, oh
my god, yeah, this is a weird one. I think
this is a perfect example of what the type of
movie is. You know, seven puts out it's about Uh
so this is like a Nazi exploitation film. Basically, I
(10:16):
don't want to spoiler. Just watch it.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Okay, Yes, Slave Cheeks a Kurt Russell movie overboard Holocaust Nazi.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I have this. By the way, I'm ashamed to say,
what the fuck is that? This is the Beast straight
up seventies. Isn't that the dude from Jaws?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I missed it, But that dude looks like if Chris
ben Wahb turned into the Hulk.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Oh Jesus, you know he does kind of look like
the Hulk. He's like a midget version of the actual Houl.
Is he fucking yeah? He just folks random chicks the
whole time. Bro, it's the whole movie. It's hit him
just banging chicks. Literally.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
It's not enough that they're Nazis. They also have to
have to have like a little hulking dwarf. It is
fuck crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
What the fuck is this?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Man?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I'm amazed that these movies exist and are being put
out in these like Christine Restoring. Look at this fucking movie.
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I have a feeling we're gonna get thrown off YouTube.
Holy shit.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Well, I mean this is on YouTube. It shouldn't be
a problem if they haven't on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
No, what's the chat thinking to this one? Oh my god.
You know these movies, I have a feeling when they
put them together, they have like, all right, we're gonna
do a Nazi action movie. Okay, fine, with the genetic
deformity person like like it always it's like one extra
step too much that takes it over the top.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
The thing that's fascinating about this is like this used
to be a complete subgenre of like exploitation films. They
were called literally Nazi exploitation films.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Oh my god, did they just kill that baby?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I wonder what the point of this movie is other
than just showing Nazi shit.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
That's why it's an exploitation movie. It's not supposed to
be like a serious movie.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
DS boots. Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Were you surprised there's more? There's not more like Nazi
and war films he made nowadays, because I feel like
that used to be a big thing in cinema. Now
I'm kind of taboo.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, because like I don't know, World War Two was
a lot more popular with veterans and people from around
that time, and I think as it's dying out, it's
less and less interesting. But now we have pop stars
that were doing see Kyle's and Goose stepping, So who knows,
maybe it's it's coming around again. It's in season, I guess.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah. I mean the last one I can think of
was really inglorious Bastards.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I don't recall anything, right, Yeah, that one, the.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Tom Cruise one. There was like Valkyrie or something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Maybe Valkyrie Saving Private Ryan, which wasn't really Nazi, but
it was World War two. Schindler's list was like nineteen
ninety seven.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
So it's been like, yeah, these are like super old films,
you know, all right, why don't you Why don't you
pick one?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Now? Oh Jesus, Okay, opera is Dario Argento. I'm not
gonna watch that.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It's too I've actually never seen Opera? Have you seen it?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I tried watching it a couple of weeks ago, a
couple of months ago, and I fell asleep. So unfortunately, no.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Is it a good looking film? Like? Does it look good?
Is it shot? Well?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I think so. It's in the same timeframe as is
it Inferno? Is it Dario Argento?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Like the like the seventies to eighties Jalla movies. Yeah,
how about the Halfway House?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
What's that You're not sharing your scream? By the way?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh here, I don't know why it stopped. I was
having problems with that. Somebody shut up.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I think The Halfway House is like an alien movie
I had. I think it's directed by Stuart Gordon. Actually
I think it's his last movie. Really, I could be wrong,
but yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
For some reason, these don't want to populate. So let
me try this.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh, it's because of the warning. It keeps freezing. Here
we go.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I still can't see the screen though. For your younger sister,
she went out jogging two nights ago before dinner and
never came back. You bump up the volume of tiny bit, Yeah,
Mary Magdalen, halfway House for trouble girls.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
The Mary Magdalene halfway House are trouble girls, and representatives
of the Catholic Church are somehow trying to cover it up.
Once I'm inside undercover, I'll find out what's going on.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I just happened to be the number one bitch.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Thank you. I want to go watch this. Like now,
I don't know what the fuck is going on here.
Everything looks suspicious, but do.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You see what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
It's like, hey, it's a halfway house run by nuns
and there's some weird shit that goes on and aliens.
It's like that, there's always an extra layer of ship
to take it over the top.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
They just can't. They don't do movies like this anymore.
Man or it's just like what the sleazy at film
and Kung Fu. You gotta look up to see who
directed is. I'm pretty sure it's Stuart Quarter.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
It does.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Look if you see the alien, Oh my god, so
two thousand and three, Yeah, I mean that's yeah, it's
the ship era of horror movies.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Let's see who did this one? They half of my
house two thousand and three. Let's see I'm not seeing
and who did it?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I could swear with Stuart Gordon, Kenneth J.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hall.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Can you see what else he did?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I'm looking for it. Puppet Master he was a writer
and that was it. He directed and wrote The Halfway House,
and he wrote puppet Master, and he acted in gingerbread
Man too, The Passion of the Crust.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Damn, I wonder what movie I'm thinking of that. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Stuart Gordon movies.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
That's another one we could do another time. Let's just
go through Stuart Gordon movies. Yeah, Drewy already asked, are
you sure this isn't porn? I'm not sure, but I
want to find out, and I'm willing to do the work.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't have this one. Unfortunately, I did see the
trailer and I was like, see, I have a soft
spot for like shitty old like eighties and nineties and
seventies movies, the two thousand ones. Those ones are usually
s capable for me.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Man, Drew says, Shah, they still do movies like this.
It's called porn.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh yeah, close enough, man, Let's see. All right, let's
scroll down a little bit.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Richelle says, these feel like if Ben and Jerry's flavors,
uh made movies.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, that's well, that's that's what I used to like
about movies was there was like sixteen different genres in
one film. You know they don't do those anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
No, let's see, Yeah, where do you want to go
from here?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Let's skip all the Bruce Lee ones. Let's let's let's wait.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Here, um way to stop?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah, let's go down a little bit more. Actually, burial Ground,
I think is a good one. Go down a little
bit more, one more row. There you go, burial ground,
right there.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Shot or Drew. I will work very, very hard, although
I'm getting older, so I'm not sure how hard it
will be.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
We got to get a sponsor from blue Choo man
at all? Fuck? You know what?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I get so annoyed listening to podcasts that hear bluetoo
all the time. But fuck it, if they're willing to
toss this a couple of shackles, I'm I'll take it
on air. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I'll take the pills too, man, I'll take the money
and the pills.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
We should do an old school race, like the three
of us take it and see who takes longest to
get fully erect place bets.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Have you ever heard of this movie. This is like
semi famous.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I have heard of it, yeah, and I almost picked it,
but I figured it was way too up my alley.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
You know. It's it's hilarious because there's this one character
in the movie that's supposed to portray a child, and
it's like a clearly like a thirty year old.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Bucker, like Stuart from Mad TV. Yo.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Man, there's a scene where you look suck it on
a titty as a child. I'm like, yo, this is
a grown man.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh, these these zombies are terrible.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Look at that with the eye that looks good though, Like,
oh Jesus, we'll keep in mind. This is good. Yeah,
that's the dude right there.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
That's not no child man like he does these seriously
looks like Stuart from fucking Mad TV. If you guys
are listening, you're not watching, you're really missing out. Go
check out the YouTube on this one.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, this will be nice to drive some people back
from YouTube too.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Man, b Chilo, you too, Oh my god, is this Italian?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Oh? Yeah, of course it's Italian.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Of course, It's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Cool on man, it's a given, of course this is
an Italian.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Now, Okay. In the darkness the faces look kind of creepy,
so I'm not mad about that day. Oh my god. Yeah,
these Italian brads.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Man, it's illegal show the baby, man. I want. I
needed to see this child quote quote unquote child. Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I thought we saw him in the beginning.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
We did, but if we need a better shot, man,
it's a grown ass fucking man.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
That's like if you go back and watch sleep Away
Camp and they're like, I'm sixteen and it's like, Noah,
you're forty five, bitch.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I don't know, man.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I kind of like the zombies.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
From this Shoviet.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
They look good, That's what I'm saying. Like at night
they look fine. It just in direct light they looked
like pantyhose and fucking corn pops.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I love that wed Wong one. I know. Shit kind
of reminds me of like Suspiria. Yes, yes, right there,
and that's good. Child. It's supposed to be a fucking child.
Bro Oh my god, yo, man, I love this movie
purely for the fact that they pretended to speaking. Child
(20:23):
is a.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
God. It almost look like Nathan Lane from The Bird Cage,
Jesus Christ Andrea Bianki, I know that name.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
This might be on shutter. I think this one, this one,
because this is one of the bigger ones.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's one of the better ones.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Okay, no, bigger ones like no films, well and better ones.
To be honest with you, to be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yes, what's up Marquis? He said that child looks fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Nacy does, absolutely does.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Panting hosen corn Pops needs to be the title of
the show. Thank you, rich dw.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
They spared no baking flour for the makeup, and Draper
should be here for this slave cheeks.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah. I think Draper would have a blast with these
films because he probably knows a lot of these movies.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, you know, all right, how about let me grab
one here? Thong girls, I'm not gonna go again.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, it's a little porny. Yeah, so are all the
russ Meyer stuff? Those are all all okay porny?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Dar you have a gent that I don't want to
go Argenta that's to mainstream twenty twenty Texas Gladiators. I
want to see this one.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Oh dude, that's a banger, is it?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh dude, it's so fun. I have this. It's so
fucking fun. It's like a it's a mad Max knock off.
It's an Italian Mad Max knock ball.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh my god, I love that music.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I love everything about that. Again, if you're ink ADLG
should movie, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
What, I'm gonna kick this down a little.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
You're into like cheesy ping ball flick?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh my god, twenty twenty Texas Gladiator, Yeah exactly. No.
I didn't see the trailer for the Pete Davidson movie yet.
We were gonna talk about it with John, so we're
probably gonna wait on that one.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Oh shit, is she going for it?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Oh she did.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Man, they made that actually look pretty damn.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
No, God, I want to see this movie now.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Damn. You know, for a cheap movie, those effects are
fucking great.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I know they have like Charles Norris and Tony Savini
in this movie. Yeah, Arnaldo Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
There's like four or five other ones too that they
put out that are exactly like this. I think one
is actually a full two movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
something Gladiators of like twenty fifty nine or some shit.
I mean, oh my god, that's a Polti movie.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
It sounds like the fake movie they made in Strange Brew.
Was it fleshy head a Mutants of twenty nine eighty
or something like that, something like that, Oh have you
seen Strange Brew?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
No, okay, I know what you were talking.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
About, though. Yeah, it's not really up your alley, so
they didn't expect you to This looks awesome, like awesomely
bad but awesome.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
No, this is actually a fun movie for people that
grew up on like eighties and nineties action movies. If
you like a bad take on it, but with a
lot of charm, I would say this movie is a
movie's kind of a banger, dude.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
They put some effort into the stunts, that's for sure.
Really did Yeah a grenade? Damn.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
This is a prime example of why I lost Severn
and Vinegar syndrome because I wouldn't never know about this,
you know what I mean, I would never know about
any of these movies I had.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Blind Chick is cute too, Damn, I'm not actually too.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I mean, let's just a fucking trailer, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It's non stop. It's been like six minutes, six minutes
in gunshot in Texas. You know, six minutes and gunshots
in Texas is no big deal. It's like it's like
a Tuesday one that's like school prayer before you know,
school started. Oh, they got force fields around him too.
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Twenty twenty Texas Gladiators Kevin manq so. I wonder if
that's any relation to Frank Man q so. Nowen's a banger, dude,
the paramount executive who birthed Friday the thirteenth. All Right,
how you pick one?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That was great?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, that's a that's kind of a it's kind of
a banger. All right, keep scrolling. I don't know what
you have these ones.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I'm gonna go back to the bottom.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, let's scroll down a little bit more. Alright, I'm
not sure about too any of these. And then let's
slow down a little bit. See, Oh, Siege is definitely fun.
But let me see if there's anything else. Oh, let's
do you know what, let's do Day of the Animals. Okay,
it's got Leslie Nielsen in there. Mhm really yeah, Oh god,
(25:13):
I think one of the only horror movies has been
other than a creep show.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I hear that voice over.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, another really fun movie. I know John is a
big fan of this movie. Okay, great double feature if
you want to watch it with Grizzley. Okay, that's what
I did. I've came both of these at the same time. Oh, ship,
it's dangerous to man these stunts they did back in
the day, which just like this is real animals, fucking
(25:45):
raffling bears and wolves and ship like it's okay.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Those are like German shepherds.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
But Leslee Nielsen, Linda d George, Richard Jacobs, Michael and
Sarah and Ruth Roman.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, that's a mountain lion. That is a fucking mountain lion. Okayday,
I think animals is coming.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, I love the voice overs. We need to bring
moves back.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I know, like they don't even try anymore. I think
once Don Lafontaine died, who was always like I am
that movie trailer guy, Like once he died, everyone gave up.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Would you even classify this as a horror movie?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Maybe I have a hard time doing it. But it's
always categorized as like a horror film, you know what
I mean. But this doesn't even focus on a specific
animal like Grizzly, where you could be like, okay, it's
a monstrous bear or whatever. This is more so just
animals attacking.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
It's just like a random series of animal attacks yeah,
pretty much. Yeah, I mean, I guess so I think
we consider stuff we're a little bit more strict as
far as what we consider horror, and there's a lot
more people who would consider everything under this umbrella horror.
So I don't know, man, I think it depends. If
there's anyone in the chat who's watching and sees a
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trailer a thumbnail that want to see, then just let
us know.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I'll turn it on.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
But Raiders of the Living Dead, of course.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
You know the Church cemetery, man, you probably know, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, bloody pitifor.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I always thought the Church was directed by Argenta and
it's not, who is that, then let it look at it.
I mean, I've seen the movie. If you're interested in
watching it, yeah, it's a great movie.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Let's do some stuff that we're not familiar with. Uh,
Carnival Magic. Have you seen that one?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I think that's a kid's movie.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Fuck that, Libido.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I don't know what that is. I think it's a
it's a sixty five, so it's probably black and white.
I'm assuming.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
The peanut butter solution. What the hell is this?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Oh? I heard that's fucking it's kind of a banger.
I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Though, Okay, let's try it. Hey, I have to reload everything.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
This is the one that everybody always recommends as a
blind buy, but i've uh, I've never picked it up. Yes,
seven Kids.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh it's a kids movie Nickelodeon by Wave David Lynch.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I'm into it already. Well, just that.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I've never heard of this.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Has anybody in the chat room heard of the peanut
butter solution?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Kid loses his hair?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Oh? What the fuck? Oh my god, what the hell
are you watching? I kind of want to see this though.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
He said he gives you ice cream that puts you
to sleep.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Damn. A bunch of people in the chat notice movie.
Apparently I don't know this, but but what happened to
my voice? I know that for kids under a next
period in a cheeks, would you recommend watching this phone?
It's a little solid. It's a really interesting approach to
show this kid who's basically dealing with having seen the
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charred bodies of these homeless couple who is in this
house the hair.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
They would tie it to my calf the kid's movie
and keep a straight face, because it was just really
bugging me.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
What the hell.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
It's like, sweetheart, you don't get no second cheese.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
That's a deep fucking kids movie, man, Jesus, Wow, that
reminds me of like that Mister Potter or whatever it is,
where it's like, oh, hey, I'm a mister Rogers that
kind of movie.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
But back in the eighties, it's that's creepy as shit.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Man, it's probably just like a full blown kids movie. Alright,
Let's let's go down a little bit more. Alright, try
to find a fun one. They want to depress me.
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Let's go down a lit more.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I think I found my next one, but go ahead, all.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Right, a little bit more. Let's just keep going until
I find something that i've I know it will be
a all right, let's let's keep going.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Slave Cheek said he saw that one out of HBO
in the eighties. Joe Punch said it's on two B
a W. Next Beer says it's a Canadian movie.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Okay, all right, so let's watch a Mutante.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I was hoping you were gonna say that.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, let's go with that. I haven't been with my felt,
but I like the director a lot. Okay, the director
did a there's an HBO show called Coins I believe
he directed.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Okay, oh no, I say.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
That was almost like you almost got a perfect.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
All right, this looks fantastic, dude.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
There's so many great Mexican films too that we never
even like, we would never know about, but they put
a ton of Spanish and Mexican films out too.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I'm gonna turn this one down. It's your audio is
coming in and out. What'd you say at the end
of that?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Now, I'm just a big fan of them putting out
like Spanish and Mexican movies. They do a ton of them.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Okay, when did this come out ninety three?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I think? Really?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Okay, Ton Stony says, I literally quoted that movie.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Yeah, it's good, you know, almost got it perfect.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
This looks like almost post apocalyptic kind of mutants.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
And shamlish man kind of Yeah, dude. You know what
I noticed on all these like cheap action movies the
amount of goune shots's I mean, this whole trailer is
literally just some shoe. The last one was six minutes
of shooting Texas Gladiators.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
This looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Mad Max. Sorry,
what's that?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah? No, I thought, I thought you froze because your
your image is frozen. I know. I'll check you out. Sorry, yeah,
I will check this out. Looks fun, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Oh shit, wrong button.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You picked your next one since you had it picked out.
And then let's go to vinegar syndrome and then we
can wrap it up. Okay, here we go. Good ones
out of vinegar syndrome too. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Our live stream was popping up on here. I didn't
want to do the Spaceballs thing where we're watching ourselves
in reverse. Oh shit, yeah, now we're at Now.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Now dom Stoney's asking, in all seriousness, what do I
think the budget are? I mean, dude, it's ship. It's
hard to tell, man, I mean depends on when the
movies were made. They're all so different it's hard to tell.
But you're definitely not seeing anything like you know, it's
probably a couple hundred thousand for like the top top
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good ones, like, I mean, a lot of these. I'm
sure we're probably made with like fifty K or something.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, I mean this size probably one hundred to three hundred,
given they come out in the eighties, right, Necracophagus.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Seen this one? No, it's a Mexican movie.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Okay, I'm not gonna do any voiceover on this one. Yeah,
Marquis says, tens of twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
There you go. Yeah. Okay. By the way, you have
some of the best soundtracks for these random films. Oh
my god, dude, some of the music for these are amazing.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
It's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I could listen to this. I'd like to wake up
to this. Can you imagine? Right, we'll go over this
well ice, coffee in my hand and a titty in
my mouth thing. I'd be the happiest man.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
And muddy he's a sheer Victor Israel. That's a creepy
looking for Jesus.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
You shouldn't ask me any more questions than whom should
I ask? Ask your other sister law.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I thought it's Mexican, but don't ask me.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Well, a lot of them have to English in there.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I think you better ask doctor kind.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Italian films, you know, that's like death. Yeah, a shocking
story that beats the courage of a man and carries
him to this parent panic because it's from the Dons
on the Cobbridge and that's a proa.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Okay, bodies that is cheesially good. Where my little Johnny
Damn girl.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah, she is fucking cute. For eighty three, man, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
French laid under the earth. She looks younger than eighty three.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
What are you talking about? He's probably eighty three now
probably he probably still looks good.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, Like how cheap those fingers look coming out of it?
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Oh God, all right, it's gonna be terrible.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Looks like a Power Rangers villain. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
I still like watching these just for like the history
of it, you know what I mean, Like, I just
like getting that experience of watching like a weird Mexican reef. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Films International wasn't that, uh the one that did a
bunch of the eighties action knockoffs. No Films International.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I thought it was never mind, I'm not sure. Yeah,
that was kind of syndrome. Yeah, that one was kind
of a letdown type of vinegar syndrome. Let's let's go
through some of their stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
They're either really good or they have really good looking
women in them, and there's no.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Between, so either way to win. Mm hmm. So they
recently just put out uh dirty work for the first time,
the rated R Cut, which is amazing no one's ever
seen the rated ar cut, So I'm excited for that
to come out. Okay, as you can see, they're doing
some mainstream movies. Now, they're doing The Golden Child like
they're doing some kind of doing some heavy work there.
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But uh yeah, let's scroll down to some of their
older stuff because the newer stuff is I'm not too
familiar with.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
There's Roy Scheider, the Last Embrace.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Okay, I think it's a drama. All right.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Are you guys ready for Vinegar Syndrome? Because seven was
quite the ride?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
All right? All right, so let's all right scroll up
a little bit. All right, let's let's just fuck up
your night with a bowl of syndrome. Let's just go
for that. Uh tough watch, so get prepared. Although it's
the trailers, so I don't think they're gonna show too much.
But this is a This is a rough ass fucking movie, man,
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a rough fucking movie.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Oh the Porto music, Yeah, tell you.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
That movie's from a wonder Woman? What's that? They put
out a movie called wonder Woman? Okay, the music is
from that? From that soundtry gotcha? Yeah. So this guy
goes to Africa. I think he gets ebola. He brings
it back to like Japan, and he gets everybody's sick,
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and he's touching women and doing all kinds of terrible things.
And then he's making uh I believe he starts making
hamburgers out of people. Yeah, and that's how the bulla
syndrome spreads in Japan.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
What a wonderful way to celebrate, you know, easing into
your birthday tomorrow. This is fantastic.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Hell yeah, I couldn't get through this movie though. It
was pretty rough with the animal stuff. There's a scene
where they're they're like tearing up frogs that are alive.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Same with chickens, they're like plucking their feathers alive. I
can knock get through it now. This is a classic though.
This is like a fucking notoriously known band film. John,
I bet you was a huge fan of this movie.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Okay, nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
That's a little more recent than I would have Yeah,
the trailer doesn't really do it justice as far as
how fucking crazy that movie actually is. I think it's
just because they can't really show it. But yeah, yeah,
that movie is bad, shit fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It looks rough. I still am a little bit perplexed.
We saw a toddler get blown away off screen. No flinch, yeah,
none at all. And You're like, yeah, they dissected a
frog and I'm like, yeah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
What it is. By the way, it is very similar
to the COVID story. It's eerily the same. You know.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, Hey, I riched out said origin story Don Stoney,
the original lab leak. Yeah yeah, all right, where do
we go from here? Scared to death? Is that any good?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
It's a movie I've seen. Okay, the creature's kind of
cool with the creatures. Only the movie like three seconds.
It sucks.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
New York okay, New York Ninja.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I gotta see what this is. So this is a terrible,
terrible movie. By the way, let me tell you the
backstory to this, because you have to know this before
going deposit first. Yeah, okay, okay. So this is a
movie that was shot in the eighties. It's a completely
completely lost film, was never released, was never even finished.
They never even did the double overs, like they never
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so Vinegar Syndrome found this and they actually the voiceovers
are from like twenty twenty. Oh my god. The movie
never had sound. They created the sound for this and
they put it out.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
That's what I want to do. I want I want
a boutique film company to find some lost films from
the sixties and just let me do the voices.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
That would be so fun, how crazy? How fun is that? Though?
That they found this movie then nobody has ever seen
like this never got to release on anything ever, this
was an unfinished project that they finished.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
And I'd like to find out how they got the
rights to do this, because sometimes when they go through
these like warehouses that store you know, audio film and shit,
you know, elements for these movies that are long lost,
Like did they have to buy the rights to put
this out? Like? That's that's fantastic they were able to
do this and figure that out. It's so strange because
(40:20):
I are there's some people who truly try to do
that and they can't put.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
It out here. I actually have it right here. Okay, sure,
we'll fucking get it out of this case. These cases
are pretty uh tight. So look at the treatment they
gave this unknown movie that no one's ever seen. Look
at this fucking hard box. Wow, what of this? This
is out of print now by the way, this is
(40:43):
probably like seventy eighty dollars now damn opens up. It's
got a little bull clit.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
And shit in there inside.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah, they really put in some some work into their
h And then of course I've never even opened this.
I've never even seen the movie Wow still wrapped, you know,
cause of the little book clet. But yeah, dude, they're
known for like their documentaries and stuff like they have
whole documentaries of how the movie was made, the interview
all the people. So if you're into like special features
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these companies that are putting out these terrible movies, I
think that one of some of the most interesting parts
is the backstory to them, like the interviews and stuff
is sometimes more interesting than the film itself. But yeah,
this is this is kind of a unique one because again,
no one's ever seen this movie.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Okay, well we're going to see the trailer real quick.
Slave Cheeks pointed out the towers in the background because,
as you explained, this was made and when the eighties
eighty four.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Terrible. Not so bad, dude, it's so bad you have
to try and pull yourself together. Just oh, I got.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
That music. Though we are strong on crime and together
we have the power. It's a very Italian feeling film,
like one of the late seventies early eighties movies like
New York Ripper. Yeah, just the way it looks.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
There's just something about this era film because like all
of them, I feel like we're shot in New York
City or Chicago, like dirty ass background. Somehow kung fu
was incorporated into everything, Like, oh yeah, I just love it, man,
I would.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
But and this is great for me because when I
want to watch movies like this, I don't know where
to start. So like I'll check out two B or
I'll check out Shutter, and I can't tell sometimes if
it's good or not. I know sometimes that's the fun
of it, not knowing.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
But all go on Vinegar Syndrome and watch them trailer
for two years.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
This looks amazing.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Damn how crazy is that? There? No one's ever seen
this fucking movie. Never got a theater release, a local
relief independent, not just nothing nothing.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
No one had seen that slave cheek, says Kung Pow.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Two.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
There you go, hey now says this walkes up Beverly Hills.
Ninja could run. Hey, you know what, this looks comedic,
but now it looks like a straight up action movie
for sure.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of comedy in their
unintentional of course. But yeah, you know, all right, so
let's go down a little bit more and then let's
let's pause there. Let's pause there. Sorry, Divine is in
lust than the dust. I've seen that. It's a comedy
Western vine, which is very bizarre. Go up a little
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bit more and we stop right there. You know, Tammy
and the t Rex, right, Yeah, okay, so yeah they
put that out. I feel like you would enjoy Unmasked
Part twenty five because they're making audy of thirteenth. It's
a parody movie, okay, and they're just making fun of
how many movies of like slasher films are just coming
out exactly. Let's let's play that actually, because I haven't
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I haven't even seen that myself, to be honest with you,
but I just know it's a parody movie, no kidding. Yeah,
and it's supposed to be actually good, like I've heard
pretty good reviews about it, eighty eighty Jesus, perhaps we
can be friends. I'd like that, wouldn't you? Idn't me? Okay?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Lowered expect.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Man, this kind of looks fun, dude, I know. I'm sorry, Yeah,
I'm into this dude.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
So he meets a blind girl and she falls in love.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
With I like this. I'm gonna have to buy this.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I don't know why I've never bought this, dude, this
is amazing. How do they not get sued for this? Well?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Well, one the mask is different, right.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Yeah, but that's pretty much Yeah, Okay, Well they can't.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
They can't just own they can't own the designed to
hockey masks to kill me? I know, right, I understand
everybody has clearly a comedy parody.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Killing people isn't gonna solve anything, as looks like who's
the girl that you like for a while with the
wide eyes a tailor joy?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, yeah, in a way. I hate that hair man.
I don't know how people rock.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
That back in the day.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah, terrible. That looks fucking shameful.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Unmasked Part twenty five that that actually looked pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Yeah, I gotta check that.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Don Stony said that's the best one yet.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
I'm trying to think one. Which one I think is
the best one so far?
Speaker 1 (46:09):
I think the twenty twenty action movie The Texas Gladiators. Yeah,
I think that one's probably my favorite so far. You know,
I mean a lot of them have been good, but
that was pretty good. That was just a NonStop action.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
They put out Showgirls, which is random as hell.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Have you seen Curse of the Blue Lights.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
I have not, but I own it. It's supposed to
be like cheaper version of Evil Dead essentially, I think,
all right, let's check it out. I do their own
it though. The cover is phenomenal. I love the cover
for those Okay, no, really, it's haunted. Everybody's known about
that for years. There was a train wrecked down by
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the river about how years ago or so, and there
was this one man that rode on the kaboos of
one of these trains that stopped the accident.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
See. I respect these movies a lot more that are
just cheesy and bad as opposed to bad horror comedies,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
These ones know their place. That's a cooling creature thing
that I like that.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah, it was right here. I swear that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
That was a cool effect. Actually, maybe I'm thinking of
Frost Fighter. That's the one I'm thinking. Okay, she's supposed
to be which blue Lights and even place.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I wonder what the budget on this one is.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
All of us saw that thing. We're all gonna die
slow motion.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
I know the creature looked okay, but the rest of
it wasn't a whole lot to write home about.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, well, I was probably honestly entireble movie.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Rich Us said it was made for forty eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
You're being generous.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Invasion USA.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Holy shit, they actually put out an Invasion USA.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah, yeah, all right, let's see, I'm gonna scroll down.
I want you to pick another one.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
All right? That goes so fast, I'll i bad.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
I was trying to get to the bottom.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Um, Jesus Christ, infernal rapist, good god Man.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Not so subtle on that one.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Jesus, keep going down a little bit more. Yeah, they
speaking of Stewart Gordon. They put out out From Beyond.
They put out Freeway. Evil Laugh is a good.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Slasher, Santo versus Doctor Death.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah, they only put out one Santo movie, Red Surf.
Looking young George Colonel there.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
I was wondering if that was him, but I didn't
think it was. Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
True Trauma is an Argento movie. Uh tough guys, don't dance?
Has a fucking who's that? Who's that? Old school Italian comedian,
stand up comedian?
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Oh shit, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
He's Andrew Dice Clay. Oh shit, yeah, Dice is in there.
No kid, Oh, Scanner Cop. You have to watch that. Okay,
So this kind of goes hand in hand with Scanners. Yeah,
one of my favorite releases they've done. I actually really
like these movies. They're super fun. Yeah, dude, if you
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like Maniac Cop and Ship like that, like, these are
fucking bangers.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
So is this basically a knockoff of both Maniac Cop
and Scanners kind of combined combined the two of them.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
But for some reason it's considered to be in the
Scanners universe, Like some people refer to these as like
Scanners four and five for some reason. But great effects too.
By the way, I forget the formalities. Other Ship, Sam,
I got a big problem and I need your help anything. Well,
(50:15):
it's his cop killing case. There's a from Terminate Citizens
and we don't know why. What is the winning custody
happen a little bit? Maybe it's a strong neck. I
got a shrink working with him, but she's coming up with.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
The one of the actual cop uniform here. Yeah, I
just think you would think we all look alike.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
That's possibly, especially in the eighties going on inside of
his fucking At least nowadays, you guys seizing your food
so you will go a little bit, a little bit
more flavor on you.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
You know, it means not taking spicy talky challenges and ship.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah exactly. Now you guys have the one chip challenge.
It's adding some spicy You saw what happened to my father?
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I know?
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Just why does trailer a fucking scene?
Speaker 1 (51:02):
I don already know.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna I was gonna say, what fun?
Is it so old like that?
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Are we watching the movie or something?
Speaker 3 (51:09):
The trailer right now? We're there?
Speaker 1 (51:12):
We go there?
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Oh my god, how cool is that? Yeah? This movie
is so fun. You should actually check this out.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Man.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
If there's the one recommendation not gonna give you is
to check this out.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Oh my god, that puppet with a little twisting back.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
Oh my god, there's two of them too. This movie
is actually really fun.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Huh Oh who's that dark hair prize?
Speaker 3 (51:39):
What the fuck? I don't know, bro, it's a wild one.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
This looks fantastic, dude.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
H yeah, I bought the box out for this point too.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
I think this is the second one.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna lie, dude, like I think
this is my next journey is through all these cheesy
old ones. Oh kaye hatter.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Ya. I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
It's like this one is almost like lethal weapon.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
Lethal weapon mixed with like maybi a cop.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
No no, no no no no no no no no
no no.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
They definitely both got hernias after this movie thing that
ship strain like that.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Uh yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
That's still a couple of more before we wrap it up. Yeah,
that's a that's a good one man scanner cop. Definitely. Yeah,
it's one of my uh, one of my guilty pleasures.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Last red hot lovers. She looks good. Let's see that's fine, Shanks.
That looks terrible. No delirium photo of Gio.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
This is yeah. Heard, that's terrible. Okay. I just bought
the Howling too. I heard Christopher Leeze apparently in there. Okay,
m hm.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Reptilicus.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
I've seen this, have you. I haven't seen it. I've
seen the trailer, the newspaper puppet that was just terrorized
the whole world. Fossil bones, Oh my god, this is
(53:44):
it's so bad. I have never seen bone fragments like
these before.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
Oh my god, that's horrible, bad.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Like.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
The thing that amazes me is that people were actually
afraid of this ship back in the day.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Required as chief of police, I'll rely on you to
handle the population. What call the beaches looking in the
sixties and.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah, no fat people, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
Oh shit, they're.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
Running from giant fucking reptile creature.
Speaker 3 (54:30):
You're correct, though, there's no fat people.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Oh damn, what the fuck is that? Rabbit grannies?
Speaker 3 (54:39):
That's a fun one. That's a trauma.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah, okay, are you gonna do another one?
Speaker 3 (54:46):
Yeah, let's do one more? All right, scroll down a
little bit. Let's go for an older one.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
Okay, tell me when to stop.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Yeah, these are still new, keep going, I hear your
slave cheeks. All right, slow down, let's see go down
a little bit more. What is Deamon right now?
Speaker 3 (55:18):
Gorgle is another one that looks terrible too, but let's
not let's not watch that's similar to the one that
we just watched. Okay, I think it's actually probably better
than the one that we just watched, but in the
same vein though, But we'd be putting a hat on
a hat, so yeah, uh, Blade in the Dark he's
pretty good. It's a Giallo. I think you would like
(55:39):
that musician. I adore musicians. They're really great in bed again,
I love the music for me.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Last evening, I found a girl in my closet. Lucky you?
Speaker 3 (55:57):
Was she nice?
Speaker 1 (55:59):
Oh ship the diary the killer must have said an
appointment with her here. Yeah, this definitely has like late
seventies Jalla vibes for sure, but it can't be.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Pretty sure it's an American movie. Though, where did you
get your inspiration? No?
Speaker 1 (56:16):
Not, actually, child, I'm pretty sure this is an American movie.
I'm pretty sure it's not.
Speaker 4 (56:28):
Black dark.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Female. Oh fuck that you are appeemal. That's so terrible.
You know, it's just a terrible translation, right, It's probably
like your moost of.
Speaker 3 (56:49):
These movies are fucking The translations are usually bad too.
The dubbing is terrible, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Like that's one thing I can I know. I've told
people to watch some Italian films, you know, from the
seventies eighties, ful Gye and our Gento, and a lot
of people do tell me it's hard for them because
the dubbing is so bad that it just really is distracting.
So I kind of get that. But man, some of
these movies are so good though. Mhm you there, Sha, Yeah,
(57:19):
I'm still here.
Speaker 3 (57:20):
Sorry, Sorry, my bad drop zone. It's got Wesley Snipes
in there.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
No, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
Yeah, they just put that out, but I haven't. I
don't know anything about it.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
Should we do one more? Should weitation? All right, let's
do one more.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
I need you guys to move mister Leedy up to
the pen in Atlanta so I can keep him alive.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Okay, testify. The captain needs to see you on the
flight deck right away. Gentlemen, just receive this white six
eleven and you're about to be taken over by POSSI comments. Yeah,
old ass Apple computer.
Speaker 3 (58:02):
Yeah. I love seeing old technology and what they thought
was going to be like you know what they thought
twenty twenty five was gonna look like? Nowhere near that brock.
I don't think exposure, which killed fourteen people.
Speaker 1 (58:17):
This is weird because it's similar to like I have
to ask you the Fugitive and US Marshalls and Wes C.
Snipes was in US Marshals around the same time. You know,
you fuck with my team, you fuck with me.
Speaker 3 (58:29):
Have you ever been heard of this movie? No? Yeah,
I didn't even know what existed on the title.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
We don't have to play what's this? They put it
out like I'm recognizing some of these people.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
Is it Denise Richards? I was gonna say the same thing.
I thought it was hard too drop.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
Though nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 3 (58:50):
Okay, I want to check that one out.
Speaker 1 (58:53):
Rich Dawa says it's conn Air too. Yes. Man, what
a wild fucking journey.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
That was just scratching the surface. Man, next time John
is missing, we'll go through it again. We'll do some more.
This is a million man, There's so many different ones.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
So I say this is my new addiction. I might
doesn't Vinegar Syndrome have a or is it the other
one seven that has like a subscription or a channel?
Speaker 3 (59:20):
Yeah, well no, they have a subscription where you pay
like a thousand a year and they just send you
every single movie. Oh shit. Yeah No, they don't have
a they don't have an app. They do. They do
like lend out their films to shut Her a lot,
so you'll see like a lot of these movies. If
(59:41):
you find it on Shutter, it'll have the Vinegar Syndrome
logo in the beginning.
Speaker 1 (59:44):
Gotcha, I haven't re upped shut her since I stopped
it after Halloween.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
I need to get it again, just to get the
the Ugly Stepsister. I want to see that movie. Oh shit,
that's out.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
There's like seven movies I gotta watch now.
Speaker 3 (59:56):
Yeah, I need to see that one. Chris Matthews has
seen this one to drop.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Oh shit, is it any good? Chris? I know there's
a delay, so it might take a minute to come through.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Oh man. And a reminder to everybody, if you don't
have your questions in for the Q and A, you
can get him in before this weekend. I don't know
when we're going to be recording, but we're gonna talk
about it soon. Do you have any I'm trying to
remember all the plugs forever, all of our friends. There's
wrestling Soup, Don Toni and Kevin Castle. We got the
Bay you geeks. We've got the ex's and o's of
life with Hey now Rich Now, we got Chris Matthews,
we got Soapbox, ant got Druciphery Arsifer.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
I think that's about it. You got to check out Dirk.
He's got like sixty five podcasts. That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
He has almost as many podcasts as he has different names.
Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Yeah, not's it? Well I can't think of anybody else.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
All right, Well, John will be back next week, same
bat time, same bat channel. Thank you very much, Sea
for doing this and being kind of my guru through
this weird and wacky wonderland of offbeat films.
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Yeah, man, I love doing stuff like that. Could have
done this three more hours. My type of show man,
I could have too.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
It's like, especially like I said that one that was
like six minutes of NonStop action.
Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Yeah, yeah, man, these are these are my type of films.
It's sad because I own like probably half of these
movies and I haven't seen even like ten percent of
the gotta I gotta start watching the movies I buy. Man,
that's like a real struggle for me. Like most of
my movies are still raps. It's like a big problem.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Well, I know you're a collector, and from that standpoint,
you got to get some satisfaction out of it. But
does it ever bother you that you have like fifty
thousand dollars worth of movies, you've probably seen ten thousand
dollars worth of them.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
I think I probably have closer to like eighty thousand
dollars movies, because I mean a lot of these. I mean,
just like these ones, these are all like fifty bucks each,
you know what I mean. So like when you look
at them and at them up, dude, like it's a lot,
you know. M All right, well, hey, watch all of
them before I die, you know what I mean? That's
my goal is just okay, wait, the math nerd in me.
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
You're not the math there, but the nerd to me says,
worst calculator. How many movies do you have? Let's say
about two thousand, So two thousand, let's say they're an
average of let's say two hours. It's four thousand hours
worth of movies. And let's say you watched three a day,
(01:02:20):
it would take you thirteen hundred days three hours. Well no, yeah,
three movies a day, thirteen hundred days to finish them all.
Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
And how many years is thirteen hundred days, three and
about three point six Okay, so if I would watch
one movie per day, then I would probably be looking
at almost ten years or something like that. Damn, I
gotta stop buying movies, dude, you gotta stop buying movies. Man, shit, shit, Donstone,
(01:02:50):
he's asking how many have I not watched oh wow, shit,
out of the two thousand, i'd probably say I probably
haven't seen like thirteen hundred of them. Maybe oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Well you go in phases though, because like for a
while you did fun Co Pops and for a while
you did something else.
Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Well, physical media, I've I mean, I've collected that pretty
much since I was like a child. So that's the
one thing I never really stopped. Well, I did stop
collecting it when a Blockbuster went out, and like DVD's
kind of I think when Blu Ray came out, I
didn't want to upgrade everything all over again, and it
was just so annoying to me to be like, damn, man,
I spent like thousands on DVDs and now there's this
(01:03:28):
brand new thing and it looks so much better. It's
it was just annoying to upgrade everything. But once I
discovered boutique labels, I kind of got back in a game.
In twenty twenty is when I started collecting again. So
I dropped off for about fifteen years though, you know,
m hm.
Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Well it's weird, is I heard people talk about Blu Ray?
Why do you get DVD? Get the Blu Ray and
I was like, what's the big difference. It's a movie,
And then I went to go watch like the kids
wanted to watch something funny. So I threw on Tommy
Boy and I threw the DVD and it looks like
absolute dog shit, like it might as well.
Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Be on HS. Yeah, like DVD. I can't. It's amazing
that we used to think DVDs were so crisp and
clean when they first came out. Now when I look
at it, dude, I want to throw off. I'm like,
oh fuck, like I'm better than this. I can't. I'm sorry,
I just can't watch this, you know. So, And now
there's four k's and eventually there's gonna be eight K,
(01:04:19):
even though your eye can only see up the four K.
For whatever reason, eight K is going to be a thing.
But I'm good with four K, dude, I'm not. I'm
not upgrading anymore. After four K. That's it, Rich says clean.
Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Rich says he used to collect baseball cards. He used
to buy the Beckett books and price him out. I
had a friend who did that, but he said the
card collecting world completely fell out and nothing's really worth
anything anymore. So I don't know if that's true. And
he also wants you to go on a cokeeon a
coke binge and do a movie watch along marathon.
Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
I'd rather have to go go after a fucking marathon
of titties cocaine. Man, it's just like a while binge
watching Severn films on coca.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Like that little that little dwarf halk that was going
to town in that cage.
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
You know what I'm telling you. You gotta watch that
movie just for that. No, no, not that one that's
Peace from the Heat. You gotta watch fucking Burial Ground
for the little baby midget that's thirty eight years old.
Oh my god, you need to see that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
All right. Well, hey, uh we're gonna go for the
patron now. Thank you guys for checking it out. Checking
Jesus Christ, they can't talk.
Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
It's been a long day.
Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Thank you for checking the show out tonight. John will
be back next week. And uh, thanks for hanging with us.
We will see you next week.
Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Damn my peace.