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Sporty christ for media dot Net.Thank you for media, Domnat Now and
we're back. I'm Chris, I'mRich, I am the Iceman. No,
it's not back the Brooklyn Nets.Oh oh man, oops, you
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it doesn't mean in general. Imean if the winner and that one was
Vegas, told you that guy's inthe chat. I mean they were the
odds on favorite. I mean evenyou said they're lining up on paper,
You're like, yeah, they're gonnawin. But Milwaukee taking the Nets seven
games, it's done. It's overand now and now and now the Bucks
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are down to the Hawks. TheAtlanta Hawks like it's nineteen eighty seven.
Like Dominique's back out there, stillon the team. Yeah, like,
yeah, a young Dominique Wilkins Andwho the fuck are the Atlanta Hawks?
Well, problem though, here's whatyou face. It's what we talked about
a while ago when I said peopleare talking about Lebron James and that's it.
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Okay, Well he's gone. Nownow you start to see the rest
of the league and who are whoare the Atlanta Hawks? Who is there?
You know, I can tell youTree Young, I can't tell you
match else. By the way,thank you you just you just won me
ten dollars. I bet we wouldn'tmake five minutes in the NBA talk before
you brought up Lebron and it hadnothing to do with Lebron. Your obsession
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is getting a little fucking like pathological. Bro's, it's time to talk to
somebody. But up there the Byeline on net Hawks. Hawks took out
the Sixers? What the fuck?What is going on in the Eastern Conference
folks? Which, by the way, I gotta say, the funniest thing
to come out of the Sixers gettingbounced is that fucking letters Some nine year
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old wrote to Joe Embiide or whateverand was like, you're my favorite basketball
player. I'm sorry you lost.I saw you crying on TV. It's
okay to lose Sometimes I lost basketballgames too, And I'm like, yo,
this the soft ass child children areraising in Philly, Like, seriously,
man, put that dropped him kidsoff on the East Side and tell
them to fucking make their way tofucking ann Arbor. Okay, like get
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some lord of the fly is goingLook the soft ass child and Philly wrote
that letter. Uh, what's reallysucks is there's a lot of finger pointing
going on in Philly right now,people saying, uh from the organization that
uh, you know Ben Simmons,uh isn't the player that they thought he
was and might not be with himagain, and it's contract time for him.
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And you know, I'm looking athim going and you're you're doing this
now because you lost. Somebody's gotto take the fall for it. You're
gonna pick Ben Simmons. Joel bedisn't the person they think he is.
He's I is that okay? Heseems to have durability issues a lot,
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a lot. I've broken nail,I'm out for three or four weeks,
grows back well, durability issues likeKyrie, good God, can we can
we just call him a bust?Like whatever, it's important. He's hurt.
And I feel like we said thislast two three weeks. We said
that's the last two or three years. We had him in Boston, he
had him in Cleveland, and nowhe has him in Brooklyn. It's you
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know, it's what he does.Well before you guys start hopping around too
much to go back to Philly,is this pretty much the nail in the
coffin of the idea, that ofthe process, because this is the end
result of the Philly process. Youknow, we're going to tank, We're
going to get high draft picks,We're going to build through the draft and
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then maybe sign one piece when we'rethat close and then make our deep run.
Or is this the beginning of theprocess starting to pay off? Because
I know, I honestly don't know, and I just remember hearing constantly for
the last decade the process, theprocess, the process. I think it's
the beginning of the process. Ithink it's the beginning of the payoff because
they've they've been inching closer and closerto the playoffs, are going going deeper
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and deeper, Like I think it'sI think I think they're not done yet.
A couple more years to cook,maybe even next season. Okay,
I disagree with you, obviously that'swhat we do. But no, this
is the end. This is theend of the process. Uh. This
was supposed to be their ear,This was supposed to be everything culminating to
the big championship, and and they'renowhere close. I did I think they
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were going to beat the Bucks,Yes I did, but they weren't going
all the way. So it's nosurprise to me that they're out, but
as earlier as it is, Yeah, that surprises me. But Joel Embiid
isn't everything he was built to be. He's uh, as we just said,
Kyrie Part two, Ben Semmon iskind of like giving the mental finger
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to the whole team, going,I'm giving everything I got, where's everybody
else? Why am I the one? And they're giving it back to them?
And you know what, I thinkthey collapse. This is a failed
process in my opinion. Well,I mean, dude, this is what
happens with the draft lottery. It'snot the NFL. You can't guarantee a
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fucking number one pick with the shittiestfucking record. Yeah, I mean,
believe me, any fucking fans ofany fucking Detroit team up until now realize
that. But I mean it's Idon't know, dude, is this the
parody that all these leagues want?Because it seems like I hear more crying
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about who's left in the playoffs becausethe quote unquote headliners aren't there, And
I'm like, well, then stopfort face fucking the league with this parody
bullshit and just admit you'll want yourfucking superstars in the last series of the
fucking season. I mean, becauseI don't understand. I don't get it,
and I'm a complete NBA outsider,but it's like, who the fuck
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who? You know what I'm saying. Like even my friends who follow basketball
are like, it's a fucked upseats, a fucked up playoffs that this
ain't in going how I thought itwas gonna go. And I'm like,
you ain't the only one. There'sa bunch of motherfuckers that made Galt,
that made Tea Times, that weren'tthinking they were gonna do it for a
couple more months. Here's the thing. When you think of the NBA and
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quote all stars and you know,superstars and processes and all that, this
is again it NBA and and anyand any ProTeam sport has this issue of
the new generation. All Right,they're not what they used to be.
The all stars, the superstars aren'twho the all stars and superstars used to
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be. All right. They don'tplay through injury. You know, I
can't. I get it, man, I can't go on stop. I
can't go through five minutes. Sowe go through this every fucking week we
talk about the NBA. I getit. They're pussies. What's your point
that is? Okay, so we'veestablished what we've established every fucking episode for
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the last five years. Okay,great, wonderful, Okay. The reason
I'm saying that now rich Is Kerrcame on and said that Kevin Durant is
more talented than Michael Jordan's. No, he's not, dude. I'm so
fucking I'm tired of people trying tocompare today's athletes to the athletes of old.
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It doesn't work, dude. II swear to God, if I
go the rest of my fucking lifeand never hear the name Michael Jordan or
Lebron James again uttered in the samefucking sent this topic, paragraph whatever,
I would be perfectly happy on mydeathbed. I am so sick of hearing
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about a motherfucker who made his debutalmost fucking forty goddamn years ago being compared
to people who ain't the fuck dude, stop it. It's a completely different
game. You can't I'm talking aboutyou. I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about, well, who'sthe better apples and bowling balls? Guys,
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Apples and bowling ball. That's whyyou couldn't compare Wayne Gretzky's game to
Gordy Howe's game. They didn't playthe same game. Gordy Howe had a
fucking most of the superstars back inthe NHL back in the day had a
fucking mean streak a mile wide inhim. Gretzky with his chicken legs.
Yes, greatest assists man, greatestscorer of all time, not arguing the
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motherfucker was built like a start.He ain't fighting shit. His left jab
couldn't break wind. Okay, Likes, it's not the same comparison, And
no, I'm sorry if you thoughtI was talking directly to you, I'm
not. But I'm tired of gettingsucked into this fucking bullshit argument because it
doesn't have any basis in reality.It's it's not like this is a saber
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metric thing where they're comparing this personto historically other people. No, there,
it's the eyeball test Well. Ilike I grew up with Jordan,
I like Jordan, I grew upwith with Lebron, I like Lebron Well.
Liking and being the best aren't thesame thing. My favorite players aren't
the best players, period. Endof story. Okay, and it's not
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even the same game anymore, dude. I think we can all agree upon
that. Not even close. Noneof them, None of them are no,
absolutely not. And that's why it'slike, oh my god, and
this is I'll get into it later, but I finally dip my toe into
the fucking cesspool that is ESPN plus. That's a waste of fucking money.
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I'm mad to has got my sixfucking dollars for this month. But it's
like, yeah, you're goddamn rightto fucking I'm not joking. Two days
after I fucking signed up for it, I fucking was like, and subscription.
They're like, it'll end twenty eightdays from now. Not soon enough.
Waste of fucking money, dude,because all it is is fucking I
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don't see any I'll go into itlater anyways, but all I see is
these these clips, are these fuckingtalking head shows, and people argue,
let's bring up Michael Jordan. It'sforty almost forty fucking years ago. His
rookie year was. You know what, though, they have to do they
do that, they have They doit all over the place all the time,
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even in football, the eighty fiveBears boxing, Mike Tyson, Muhammad
Ali. You hear them all thetime. They have to bring these people
up because in today's sports, youdon't have that that person. You can't
find those people. They try LebronJames and Tampa Bay and they try to
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bring those people. But when peopleare like, you're fucking insane, they're
like, uh, okay, SoMichael Jordan, Yeah, yeah, okay,
go back to when it was notwhere it is. Well, I
mean, dude, my point isthat it's a different league. The way
they it's officiated. It's got somestain on it since Michael May, since
Jordan made his first fucking debut inthe NBA because he had that official who
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got fucking caught trying to fix gamesor fixing games I can't remember which.
You know, there's been fucking teamsopenly saying we're trying the tank, we're
trying to get a high draft pick, which goes against the competitive spirit of
any of the leagues, in anyprofessional sport league. And it's just like
I'm just going, Okay, Iget it, you have to bring this
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up, but there is many otherthings you could be talking about right now,
and none of these fucking talking headsdo it. It's all fucking waiting
to waiting for the gotchu moment,waiting for Berkeley to say something that he
shouldn't have said, waiting for Shackto say something that he shouldn't have said,
so we can go, oh,gotcha. Or let's talk about Michael
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Jordan. Compare him the players thatyou know, weren't even born when he
was fucking when he won his firstfucking three back to back to back championships.
And it's like, dude, youcan't. It's not even the same
fucking They ain't cut from the samecloth, man, It's just not It's
kind of like what Chris said aboutVegas getting to win. Vegas did get
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the win, but it took thewind out of every sale in a sports
talks you know, mind. Theywere ready to talk about the Brooklyn Nets
for until the finals, and allof a sudden they're gone, and they're
like, oh shit, what dowe talk about now. I'm sure the
NBA marketing team is fucking about theirsuicidal at the prospect of like Atlanta in
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Milwaukee versus Phoenix, oh god,all three of those, because it's looking
like Phoenix is playing and who theClippers, Yes, La Clippers, Yeah,
their last hope is the Clippers,Like if I'm the attic, if
I'm like that is the last hopethat the biggest the second biggest media market
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left. The other than that,it's it's it's it's the least popular team
in the second biggest media market.Yeah, only because only because Milwaukee.
In Atlanta, you have the Greekfreaking in Milwaukee, you have Trey Young
in Atlanta, and that's the onlypeople you're going to talk about. In
LA you have the big three ofRondo, PG thirteen and Kawhi Leonard.
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So they've got to get them intothe final somehow. And had Sons,
like I said last week, aren'thaving it. They don't care who's on
their team. That long rest periodwe were worried about, showing no signs
of being a factor at all,They're coming out and going, yeah,
where somebody we need to be talkedabout, and everybody in the sports world's
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going, who the fuck are thesefucking guys. It is the go to
work Pistons. Like we said lastweek, these are people three other fucking
team that you know, I'm asuperstar. I'm a superstar, And people
are like, not really here,go over there and finally they've all come
together on one team and goes,you know what, and now they're showing
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them what. Well. I mean, I can tell you this. I
mean, granted, it was acon hair over twenty years ago that I
lived in Phoenix, but I wasthere for the ninety eight So the inaugural
season of the Diamondbacks, no onegave a shit. Um, no one
gave a shit. No dude,dude were motherfucker's I was like, so
do you ever go to a hockeygame out here there? Like there's we
have a hockey team. He didn'thave coyote season tickets. And I'm like,
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I'm like, are you serious,Like, dude, they're giving them
away at Burger King when you buya whopper, here's a ticket on the
on the glass, you know,center ice type shit. I'm like,
you've never been. I didn't evenknow we had a hockey team. I'm
like, you've had one for awhile, like and it was and it
was an established team that moved here. You didn't know that. Oh okay,
but football and basketball, Oh themotherfucker is a bunch of fucking rain
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men walking around savants, regurgitating statsand fucking dates I'm just like, Okay,
this is a football basketball town obviously, so I'm sure Phoenix is going
is happy, they're party and I'mcamelback. But you know what I'm saying,
Like I'm I'm with Chris, like, oh my god, a Phoenix
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Milwaukee or a Phoenix Atlanta finals.Yeah, if this is finals, oh
well for a league who's who's ratings. Even though they do their best to
fucking hide this fact and ignore it, it's facts for facts. Your ratings
are dwindling, and some of it'sdue to pure fuckery. Some of it's
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due to dude, we have amillion things to distract us these days.
It's not like forty years ago whereyou wake up and you open the fucking
sports section and read it front toback and that's all you got unless you
got cable. You know what I'msaying. It ain't that, dude.
This is video games, your phone, fucking how many streaming services et cetera,
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et cetera on top of it.If it's if it is like a
Phoenix fucking like Atlanta or Milwaukee final, do they not realize that they just
like opened up the entire like theentire country is now open again and people
are fucking dying from cabin fever,and they're like, the last thing I
want to do is sit in myhouse and watch a fucking final that I
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don't have any rooting interest in.I mean, the best thing they can
help Atlanta and Phoenix because I'm lookingat the twenty twenty one Nielsen DMA rankings,
Atlanta is the number seven market andPhoenix is number eleven, So they're
there their hope. They're praying forthe Hawks to come out of the East
because let's let's let's see where.Let's see if we can find the Milwaukee
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medium market here. I mean,real quick, I could, just,
real quick, I could see Atlantahaving a strong fan base down there because
there's a lot of fucking dude.Atlanta is like the New York of the
South, manure by the way ofMilwaukee, number thirty seven. Oh but
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rich. When the MLB decided totake out the game, they're they're,
you know, All Star game anddeflate that city and it cost them a
lot of fucking money. How doyou think people are feeling right now about
the NBA playoffs and their team?You know, they're winning, they don't
care, they're winning. Dude,you know how it goes? Is your
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first day in sports? What doyou mean? Hold on? Hold on?
What do you mean? Like?How do they feel about their team?
In what way? Are we talking? Like? Like like I feel
like, you know, the loyalHawk fans are like, fuck, yeah,
here we go. We're making arun. But I think, you
know, sports people in general inthat city are kind of like, you
know what, Major League Baseball?Go fuck yourself? Why are the why
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are we talking about baseball when we'retalking about the NBA. It's two different
fans, two different fan bases,right, right right, And that's my
point. So the fan base ofbaseball is sitting there going, yeah,
the All Star Game, I'm going, let's get it, and then they
just take it right out because ofpolitical reason, fuck you fans, which
is connected to the NBA playoffs howBecause the NBA playoffs are now running through
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Atlanta and the Hawks are doing phenomenalyeah, and people love a winner.
I think it would draw in theMajor League Baseball fans that got shot on
for political reasons, well they inthat case, so they're only chat on
if they choose to be shot on, Like the All Star Game left it
ain't coming back. You want tofeel shot on. Go ahead. Most
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people aren't going, Like the AllStar Game came here in two thousand,
whatever, did any of you go? No? I think the Super Bow
here, No, No. ButI think the sports fans period that are
you know, you're talking about mycity and you know we're supposed to have
this big, huge All Star games. I think it's your feelings again,
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Earl, and you're projecting them onthe other fan bases. Okay, hold
on, hold on, hold onone second. I just want to say
I get the point. You're you're, you're, you're you're aiming for they're
ice, But I just I don'tknow if motherfucker. I mean, there's
always gonna be bandwagon jumpers when yourteam does well. Motherfuckers who had no
interest in the sport are going tojump on the bandwagon. That's just how
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it goes. So take those peopleout the equation. If you're talking like
baseball fans are pissed because something thatwas completely out of their control. They're
being punished for. You know whatI'm saying by like, well, you
voting rights bill, you don't getthe All Star Game. Now, It's
like, yeah, we've only beenplanning this for what ten years in advance,
and you're gonna do this to us, Like, I I understand.
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Yeah, there's probably people that arepissed off, But bro, what's the
demographic of Atlanta? Do you reallythink a lot of people are fucking in
Atlanta stumping for the fucking Republican Party. I mean, dude, there's probably
a lot of people that are like, don't care, don't watch baseball,
it's an old white person's sport.Anyways, Go Hawks. So that's that's
where I'm That's where I'm like,I think you're overestimating how many people are
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just gonna hop on that bandwagon justbecause the All Star Game ain't there.
Well, I think the small businessowners in Atlanta are come on Hawks.
There are a bunch of people thatonce there is a group that is suing
major League Baseball. Yes, there'sa group of business owners there assuming major
League Baseball saying you owe's money.Fuck? Oh good? I mean you,
dude, how fucking far in advancedthey what is it? I was
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exaggerating when I said ten years.It's what four or five years? For
All Star Games and Super Bowls?They announced, dude, they announced,
Yeah, they announced what two thousandand one, that we got the super
Bowl for two thousand and six,and the city went into high gear immediately
trying to put on like, ohshit, that's when March made its big
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fucking splash. And you know theywent downtown and cleaned up Cash Corridor.
Cash Corridor is a fucking tourist trap. Now cash like go ahead. Now
it's called Midtown, yes, Andit used to be where you went to
get drugs, hookers, or robbedsometimes all three. Now everybody know you
didn't go past seventy five and youwere on Woodward Like, nope, not
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going down there. This is whereyou get on the freeway. No,
I mean yeah, dude. AndI second of all, you're going to
hold a whole fan base responsible forsomething that, Let's be honest, you
have no idea whether they fucking evensupport but alone voted for these people who
did it. And can we stopacting like politicians don't act in their own
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best interests, they act in theirconstituents interest because that's a bullshit fairy tale
that I can't believe anyone fucking believesin anymore. The young people don't say
whatever, yeah, you also believein Santa Claus and Jesus when you're young.
So what's I tell you? Uh, there's a comedian, Dana Gould.
He was on the Adam Corolla Showa few years ago and it was
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it was a conversation about politics,and he was talking about running into people
like that, and he always whenhe has those conversations, he always says
something always goes off in their headand it's hitting his head goes oh that's
right. You still think politicians canactually do something for you? Yeah,
I mean, dude, politicians willsay whatever they need to say to get
your vote. Once they got yourvote, fuck you until they need your
voting. They just want your taxmoney because that's their salary. That's all
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they want from you, bingo andI mean exactly, so yeah, fuck
them. How many fucking businesses were, especially especially after the last year and
a half we've had, how manybusinesses were counting on it all star game.
I did read an article about abouta bunch of black owned businesses in
Atlanta, going, hey, thanksfor that. That's cool. Hey,
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by the way, you just didn'trealize you're you're trying to help us,
You just fucked us over. Thanksfor that. Yeah, it's yeah,
but you know what, Oh well, it's collateral damage. It's it's yeah,
whoever whoever gets in the way ofquote unquote progress must be fucking killed
or destroyed. Oh well, sorry, can't make an arm without breaking eggs.
Actually think, Chris, I actuallythink Killer Mike might have been part
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of that group of business owners.Hey thanks, fuck o living up to
my nickname. Called it everyone.I told you take politics out of fucking
sports when they did it in theNFL. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
You love to throw ice into fuckingeverything, don't you. The world
is not your drink earl, allright, damn it? Yeahs fucking straw,
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Yeah yeah, yeah. Just becausejust because you got it right about
one thing didn't mean your icemakers workingone hundred percent at the time. Okay,
I'm just saying it's one thing.Really that Brooklyn, how you fuck
Before the first game was played theyear the fucking Eagles one I called it
on this show. I said they'regonna win the Super Bowl. I ain't
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fucking taking victory laps. And thatwas before the right one time. Doesn't
mean your ice makers working at onehundred percent. Absolutely Okay, get it
now, you understand I'm with you. Well, come home to Jamaica.
Okay, I'm we're tracking. You'repicking up when I'm laying down. Yes,
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Oh look, man, I haveno sympathy for I'm sorry. Oh
so billionaires and millionaires are gonna haveless eyes on them than they're used to,
yet they're still going to turn aprofit. I'm sorry. The last
year and a half I've had,I can't really boohoo for you that hard.
Like the business people. Yeah,you're caught in a crossfire of people
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trying to fucking grandstand and make thesesweeping political generalizations, and it's fucking you
over. This is why. Wellanyways, that's it's not unregimented, moving
on. But it's just like,you know, I get it, you
know what I'm saying. But atthe same time, dude, if you're
a fucking NBA fan, an NBAfan, you're going to watch it right
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period, end of story. Yeah, yeah, I mean you're not gonna
care. Dude. I've watched hockeygames that I had no rooting interest in,
didn't like anybody on either team becausefuck, it's hockey and it's the
only thing on But I'm just saying, not really, not really a good
time for fucking for you to putup what the thirty sixth look, number
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thirty six in the fucking media market, thirty seven in a row. Yeah,
I mean, like, you know, it's like not the time for
that shit on top of everything else. But I mean, hey man,
let's be honest. You know what, fuck it, I just got a
rooting interest. I hope fucking Atlantagets to the finals. And you know
why, for this reason, thosefucking business those business owners who got fucked
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over by the All Star Game pullingout You know what, I don't know
how many I got you, Igot you, I don't know. I
figured it out. I thought youwere trying to say something else, and
I'm like, bro, you're plantingbushes to beat around, just get to
it. And then it was like, no, no, that's not what
you're saying. So that's my bad. I'm sorry, but yeah, dude,
fuck it, why not. Idon't care who wins at this point.
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These people are fucking dude. Mostpeople who own small businesses who are
understand they want to be successful,like work at their business, are there
from open to close at their business. Very hands on make sacrifices and in
day to day life to keep theirbusiness going. They've been counting on this.
This gets the rug. You know, they pulled the rug out from
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under them. Fuck it, youknow what instant karma. Let the let
the NBA ratings fucking be low forthis finals. Let Atlanta get into the
finals. Let these business people makesome fucking money. Haven't we haven't we
shuttered enough businesses? And last yearand a half, yep, do we
need to keep Yeah? You takeaway the MLB All Star Game and then
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you get COVID. These fucking peopleare just so fucking unlucky right now and
just loving the fact, loving thefact that the Hawks are in the playoffs
and heading probably to the finals.They're not gonna win, but they're probably
heading't there. Well, the onlything I can say that sucks is that
having lived through having an All StarGame here in Detroit, it's a I
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mean, yes, it's what athree or four day break or is it
longer? They might be longer thisyear because the Olympics. I'm not sure.
Are they trying to do the Olympicbreak in the All Star Game at
the same time? No idea?Okay, I mean, it kind of
makes sense if they, like theyhad the three day All Star Break,
the All Star Game day off,and then they shipped out to the Olympics
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for the week or whatever. Theyplay their round robin and then they do
their playoffs whatever. Let me lookat my fancy baseball schedule tell you how
long the All Star Break is.Well, my point is for those you
have the run up to those threedays, you have the business that comes
from that, you have the businessonce those three days are there, and
then you have the fucking people whoare there three four days, and you
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get the residual business left over.Yes, it drops off a little bit,
but I mean that's a hit tothat to that city in their economy.
But at the same time, ifit goes seven games, they're at
least getting three of them. That'sgonna that's gonna have to generate probably more
business locally than an All Star Game, I'd imagine. Yep, I definitely
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think it normal normal All Star breakthis year. There they come back on
the fifteenth and they stop playing onthe eleventh. So yeah, regular regular
All Star break. Okay, well, fair enough, Um, Well,
I do have one thing that Ifind hilarious, that's basketball related and that's
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uh. Apparently they let any smoothbrain retard work as an NBA fucking analyst
because Jay Williams, even though he'sa former fucking player, even though he's
immersed in NBA culture, apparently didn'tknow that the Celtics have had black coaches
before and tweeted out, oh well, congratulations for the Celtics for hiring the
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first person at poc head coach.And it's like Doc Rivers like, yeah,
he had recent like a few yearsago, recent like didn't wn't wn't
the there didn't the one they win? Whenn't that his? Yeah? Yeah,
the original fucking Big Three? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I mean,
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isn't this kind of like everyone whoalways talks about there isn't a narrative
out there, doesn't this kind ofsay yeah no, actually maybe there is.
Like this motherfucker was in the leagueand he is saying shit, that
didn't happen. Yeah, Well,I I mean, dude, Bill Russell,
Doc Rivers, Casey Jones, it'ssee to me, this, this
speaks to your This goes back toit doesn't matter what the facts are.
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I feel this way. That's what'simportant And then it also you couple that
with this this arrogant thought process thata lot of these younger guys seem to
have it. And he's thirty nine. But you're look, you're in the
media industry and I'm not talking podcast. Bro, You're surrounded and you're you're
forced to drink the kool aid ifyou want to, you have to tap
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dance. I don't care who youare, period, And the story to
get in the belly of the beast, you gotta play the game. You
gotta suck the beast cock, okay, and the story no more debate.
So I get it. But thisignorance of history for a sport you played
and are an analyst for it isunforgivable. And of course now it's come
out saying I was hacked. Ohreally, Okay, So now we're into
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Now we're into the land of ofof of ice conspiracy theories. You know
that some white supremacists hacked him andput this on there to make him look
bad. Really, dude, behonest with you. I'm pretty sure most
I'm talking actual Nazi flag, shavedhead, red suspenders, white bootlaces,
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Nazis, skin heads. Why aresupremacists don't know who the fuck you are,
nor do they care. I'll justsay, yeah, there's there's bigger
targets, Bunny. Yeah, you'rejust another fucking another talking fucking one of
them on the TV to those people. You know, period, end of
story. You ain't nothing special,bro, It's not like Shack Charles Barkley.
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You know, actual superstars, youknow, actual too far away from
it. Who do you pick finalsnow again? H Uh it's gonna win,
yes, Phoenix momentum, Chip,I'm shoulder all right, now continue
your point rich now that Ice hadto be the conversation rapist. No,
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it's just dude, that's that's mypoint this dude, and it's it's about
his it's about his. Uh,how do I put this? The way
it's being reported is like, oh, well, people make mistakes, and
it's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no no. That is that we'vedid for the last is that we did
from twenty sixteen to twenty twenty one. In January, we just had people
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make mistakes attitude. Yeah, becauseyou know that this just like the greatest
superhero movie ever Black Panther had aline in it. We don't do that
here. Well, this is Americawhere our feelings don't care about your facts.
We don't do that here. There'sno mistakes. Intent doesn't matter,
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impact does. He should be fired, period, end the story. If
we're going to hold now, Idon't agree with him being fired. I
don't agree with Jeremy Rona getting fired. I don't agree with Charles Barkley having
to And you can kiss my entirefat Royal Irish ass. He quit,
he was forced to fuck out.We all know that it's one of those
you don't quit or resign, wefire you. And what is he going
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to hang around waiting to be firedfor so we can collect a three hundred
dollars bump every week from the governmenton unemployment. I don't fucking think So
okay, so suck my dick,motherfucker. If you're listening and you think
that's what's going on, because you'rean ignorant fuck and you should have been
swallowed, it's bullshit. But ifwe're going to have these standards apply him
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across the board, I don't givea fuck. If he's your boy,
I don't give a fuck if he'son your team. We break it down
real simple for you. A fiveyear old can understand. I'm gonna break
it down like a fraction and bestraight at straight. No chaser for you,
you simple fucks out there, becauseI know it's a couple, all
right. If you have to giveup or change true north on your moral
compass and your principles to fit yourideology, you never your moral compass never
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pointed true North, and you've neverhad any principles period, any story.
By the way, hasn't anyone comeout to a shame him for minimizing the
achievements and accomplishments of these up blackcoaches? Of course not because no few
what's white? They would have Ohdid I say that on the mic?
Yes? I did. Oops,because because dude, we wall on a
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hypocrisy. Now we revel in it. This is we celebrate lies, We
love living lies. We celebrate lies, and we celebrate hypocrisy. It's our
bread and butter these days. Andwhen I say we, I'm basically saying,
yeah, I if you don't haveany contact with people under twenty,
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you have no idea what's coming downthe line. And you know what,
maybe that's better because I don't knowif I knew a nuclear bomb was gonna
land and I was standing at groundzero, I might waste my last few
moments instead of just doing what thefuck I wanted to do, because try
and get away from it. Bro, I'm telling you, it ain't no
better. With the younger generation.It ain't no better, dude, it's
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the same bullshit. In fact,I've heard this from multiple people who are
falling this age range. Why thefuck do I need to know about history?
Why do I need to know aboutwhat happened before I was born?
It doesn't matter to me. That'sthe prevailing attitude. So a fifty one
percent of this fucking country feels thatway, and I truly believe it doesn't
matter. You wear a MAGA hat, doesn't matter if you fucking peacefully protest
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and set shit on fire. Yourfeelings don't care about facts, you know
what I'd saying those people then fuckingthen fine, shut the fuck up about
slavery in reparation happy before you wereborn wasn't matter. No, no,
no, you can't do that becauseif it's in history and it affects them
negatively, then they care. Well, you know, we've we've went through
this, We touched on this andon regiment and then because of the co
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host we had at the time.I think the subject got changed. But
you know, it's just like,well, you can't punish the children who
were brought here by their parents illegallysearching for a better life. You can't
punish children for the sins of thefather unless it comes to slavery. Apparently
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that's the children, the grandchildren,the great grandchildren in this country when fucking
slavery was legal, nor was mine. So you're gonna take money out of
my pocket to give to somebody else, you better make sure I owe that
motherfucker. And I don't owe nobodyship for slaves because I never owned slaves
and needed in my family and myfamily was here before slaves. So where's
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my reparations? I don't know.Claim one eighteenth fucking Native American and go
get your cut of a casino somewhere. What the fuck you want me to
say, Yeah, it's tons ofin Kansas. Get your get your peace.
You're telling me all the fun Tellme you come from a long line
of hose and I'm not talking women. I'm talking women and men. You
tell me someone didn't fuck a NativeAmerican somewhere down the line. Have a
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kid come on now, native American, I'm Cherokee. Well I'm funck are
we where we wander around? I'dbe like, oh, where the fuck
are we? Yeah? I didn'tknow we were Native American? What part
of the wait and see? Trivetscustomer media dot net, customer media dot
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at sports you I got something foryou, guys that I waited. And
it's so funny because it happens torelate to what we're talking about. Why
and this is uh why the NBAis struggling so bad. Now in nineteen
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two Olympians, finally we're able toplay basketball with our pro athletes, and
we assembled the best name possible,the Dream Team. Yeah, we did.
Everybody rich knows fuck all about basketballand can name you starting players on
that team. It was like watchingthe Christian Later, it was like the
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Globetrotters went to the Olympics. Itwas hilarious. It really was. Now
twenty years later, the roster's release. Did you guys see the roster?
Allow me to elaborate this islbon it? No, I wouldn't think he would
be unless he insisted he's a littlelong in the tooth for to be playing.
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I mean whatever, but whatever,go ahead. Sorry, this is
who the NBA is now sending toplay for the United States and the Olympics.
If he, if he, beingrich, knows five of these people,
I will be stunned. Heaven Durant, Okay, you know Matthew Lillard,
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Yes, Damian Lillard, you do, not Rich, No, I
don't I know Matthew Loward. DevinBooker, I know him now. No,
I didn't know him at the beginningof the season. Rita, No,
that's that's that's nope, Nope,don't know him. I was saying,
I thought I got him in BoogieConfused. So yeah, go ahead,
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keep going. Yeah, Devin Bookeris on the Sun's just so you
know. Jason Tatum, yes,Bradley Beal yes, oh it's my five.
Do you play Do you play realQuick? Real Quick? Do you
play fantasy basketball? Chris Yes?Okay, okay, see, I'd probably
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at least have a nodding acquaintance withsome of these names if I did that.
But yeah, go ahead, keepgoing. Kevin Love yes, Draymond
Green, yes, I've seen hisdick. So yeah, Oh is that
the three bam at a bio talkabout say Bam Margera, I'm like,
damn, they are hard up.No. No, Chris Middleton, Kate
Middleton, No, Chris, Nope. No. I thought I was done
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a lot. I got my five. No, he was talking about me
specifically, he said. When Isay him, I mean Rich specifically.
I figured he'd frontloaded so that Iwould be retarded on the back end.
I'm just retarded to this whole thing. Keep going, Drew Holiday, Jeremy
Grant is his name, Drew?Is it the nicknamed Drew Boogie? No?
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Okay, No, and then theother guy. No, I don't
know. Jeremy Grant is on thePistons. That's funny. It's actually Jerami
Grant. But I say Jeremy,So that is it the team. That's
the team, not exactly the dreamteam two point zero. But sure,
okay, oh amen, whatever Imean. I'm sure this. I don't
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point. This is why the NBAhas such a problem with La Lakers being
out now, the fucking Brooklyn Netsa rout. You know, all of
their big, huge people are gone. People they've built up through the last
few seasons that were superstars. Thisis who you're supposed to Why this is
our guys, This is a secondcoming to Michael and YadA, YadA,
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YadA, And now you got aOlympic team were you you rich? Don't
even know five? It's the startingfive the NBA. I think what you're
getting at is the NBA used tobe more ubiquitous, like because the Dream
Team was just a murderers row andthis could be a murderers row, but
they don't have as high a profileas they used to, right Yeah,
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basically, I mean, look,here's the deal. To use me as
like the baseline, you're setting thebar real low. I mean, just
just to be honest when it comesto NBA shit when it comes I use
you because you all right, youdon't follow much of anything. Na,
Na, Yeah that's right fair,But I'll be honest with you. You
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could probably read off the national teamsin in you know, ice hockey that
allow NBA and KHL or NBA,NHL, KHL plaars in it. That
was some shit. Yeah, bro, I sent you guys a video of
of beast Mode out there fucking skatingin the in the who was it with?
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Oh shit, he was playing hockeywith somebody. He's like he was
actually doing all right on skates.Man. I was like, you know
what, dud, go ahead,man, you just keep getting cooler and
cooler in my book, Marshawn,but whatever, you know, But fucking
white people everywhere yelling no they're onskates. Shit. No. I just
love to see like other athletes tryto play hockey because they talk so much
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shit and they or they just misshockey until they go play it, and
then they're like, oh god,oh these are real athletes. Yeah,
motherfucker. You gotta have excellent handeye coordination, basically be a fucking ballerina
on the ice. And Duran's likea motherfucker. Need I keep going,
You know what I'm saying. Ithought with an NBA court and go take
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a look at a fucking hockey ringand tell me which one you want to
fucking do suicides up. I've alwayssaid that hockey you have to have the
endurance of an NBA player and beable to take a beating like an NFL
player like that. It is notfor the faint and the hand eye coordination
be able to put a bat ona ball solidly and put it in the
stands. Because there's been a there'sbeen a lot of fucking motherfuckers that they
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have didn't listen to their they're they'rethey're they're midget hockey coach, and they
don't keep their head up coming throughthe neutral zone. And oh boy did
they get wrecked. And I'm justlike, do they not teach? That's
that's hockey one? O one.If you got to watch your hands while
you stick handle, get off theice because you're about to get run over.
Bro, you're gonna get fucking housed. Period. They're gonna bank your
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ass. It's all there is todo it to get the fuck out.
O see rich and ninety two.If I say this, here's the fifteen
people that were on that team.Christian hold On, yep, Christian Laitner,
John, Michael Jordan. I wasgonna see if I can of them
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all. Nate, Oh go ahead, okay, so Christian later, Michael
Jordan, Magic Johnson, Uh,Scottie Pippen. Uh shit, now I'm
drawing a blank. There you go. Still more than I got from this
year's team. And here's the thing. I know he went on it.
He was kept off for later.Jordan was like, you want me here?
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You ain't putting him on my team? Yeah? Yes, it was
right, that's right. Yeah,that's why, that's why they took later.
Yeah, because the Pistons walked offand didn't give him a hand straight,
even though Larry Bird he was onthe team, even though Bird did
the same thing. They did thesame thing the bird, uh talking about
the bulls when they fucking lost tohim, and fucking what a couple of
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seasons beforehand. No one said nothingthen, But because that's King Michael,
and you know we're you know,Detroit, evil horrible people. So but
yeah, no, I get yourpoint, dude, and I appreciate the
exercise and the memory muscles. Butlet's let's let's put an end of the
information dump and get onto like somethinglike I say, hang on in in
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ninety two. Uh, let mesee one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven eight.I count two one two, five
seven Counties rocked. Yeah, eleventwelve different teams in ninety two to eight
different teams this year. Well,I mean, I know that the old
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heads will say that the seventies werethe glory days, the gold era of
the NBA. I maybe it's mybias. I would definitely say the eighties
and nineties because bro nineties almost Iwon't go all that far because baseball was
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sick when you had fucking Giants andDodgers still in New York. That was,
dude, there was. But mypoint is, regardless of the interruption,
my point is every team had thatguy that even if you just were
the most casual casual fans, you'dheard the name. I can't name you
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over one person on over half theteams in the NBA now. And this
is why I kind of got fuckingkg with you about this shit. Is
because you keep going because BA sucksand it's like, no, dude,
it's because we have ten million thingsto distract us now that we didn't before.
I don't know about you. Igrew up poor. I didn't have
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cable until the nineties. Okay.I wasn't watching Sports Center until I had
already stopped shooting dog water and wasfiring fucking loaded rounds. Get my drift.
Okay, So I still knew thesefucking names. I could tell you
who was you know, Clyde Drexler, Clyde to Glide, blah blah blah.
I could tell you people's names Ican't tell you now. Well,
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each had their own marquee superstar,That's exactly. And that's what seems to
be missing, and that's what if. If the NBA was smart, they
would take whoever is left, pickthe most marketable person from each team,
and push that motherfucker like there's notomorrow. Even if you don't build a
national following or a national brand offthat player, if you raise his profile
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locally, you will put more assesin the seats. And that's is that.
That is the end all be allto these leagues. Period. End
of story is revenue. They're notdoing this because the love of the sport.
There's no Oh, well maybe JerryJones, but he's got more money
than God apparently. But I mean, like maybe Mark Cuban, Mike Ellis
near the end of his life,was willing to just basically go just take
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little Caesars. Can I get aWorld Series? Please? You know what?
I'm sorry? Like, but thoseare those are those are those stand
out because so many other owners arejust like, am I going to turn
a profit? Okay? And ifyou want to see an example of a
team that doesn't turn a profit,who has a story word history in a
league where you have a built infan base, New York Islanders they were
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a beast team. Man four fuckingcups in a row. I don't know
how many times. I think atleast what there was two or three legitimate
ownership changes in the nineties for thatteam, and one ownership change where the
guy basically bullshitted his way into convincingthem he was going to buy the team,
and then at the NFL NHL handedthe Islanders to him and he didn't
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pay shit to him finally end upgoing to prison for it. I mean,
like clusterfuck city. Yeah, Likethat's that's what you don't want.
Who the fuck in the nineties,I know, can either of you guys?
Who the fucking the nineties were theIsland was the Islanders marquee player damn
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it right. He was on theRangers in Edmonton and then later Vancouver in
the nineties the Islanders, I don'tcan't now, Ziggy Palfi, Oh my
goodness, yeah, who exactly.Somewhere somewhere the one hockey that's one true
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hockey fan that listens to this showis like yes, yes, And I'm
like, yeah, yeah, Wellthey drafted Chara, but they traded him,
but that is the team that draftedhim in the nineties, So there
you go. I guess technically youcould say that's a superstar, but I
think he played like maybe thirty gamestotal in an Islanders uniform if that.
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But that's what the NBA doesn't want, and the problem is now they're stuck
between. We have teams that aren'tmarquee teams without marquee players who are making
deep playoff runs. We can't tellour players shut up and dribble because that
doesn't fly anymore. The days ofthe league being your boss are over with,
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I mean to a certain extent whenit comes to social issues and speaking
out. I think they pretty muchhave carte blanche to say what the fuck
they want, no matter how manyfans. It drives away, and it
does because whether you like it ornot, folks, half this country doesn't
agree with you politically, and youbetter fucking make you better make your fucking
peace with that, because I've seenyou slopping shits out there that are young
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try to play fucking peewee football.You ain't gonna last long in the war,
I'm gonna tell you at right now, because there ain't no timeouts for
your fucking trigger warnings and your feelings. When you're getting your gut, your
buddy's guts blown across your fucking face. Okay, And that's I mean,
look at the language it's used bysome of these athletes. It's very incendiary.
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We're being hunted in the streets.Really, I live in a pretty
white fucking area now. In fact, I joke and tell people you got
to pay the white people tax tolive out here. Everything costs more because
well of the population looks like me. But you know what I saw the
other day, man black as WesleySnipes walking down the street in downtown Milford.
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No one was chasing him with anet, no one was chasing him
with a gun, no one wastrying to put him in a fucking cage,
no one was trying to kill him. But yet we'll have NBA athletes
come out and go, we're beinghunted in the streets. You don't think
that's gonna turn people off. Andthen on top of that, on top
of that, you can't offer anybodyanything better than than what you have as
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far as the finals. Like yousaid, you've been because they've been crying
for parody in all these leagues forfor for over a decade now. I've
been should I've been hearing it sincethe mid two thousands in the NHL.
How long they've been crying parody inthe NFL. But let's be honest,
anytime fucking the Patriots were in theSuper Bowl, the NFL was fucking rock
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hard because people were gonna hate watchthat team, and then they're also going
to watch it because they're fans.You're gonna get the best of both worlds.
Hey, Rich, let me askyou a question, and being serious,
take away the millennial and all thatbullshit. Throw it out, Chris,
you can jump in on this.What about talent? All right?
In NFL and stuff, you don'thave to be completely talent, you just
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got to be really fast. Butin the NBA you have to have talent,
really good talent. Now we talkabout super teams all right. In
today's game, it's all about thequote super teams. But back in the
like a ninety two in the ninetieswere talking there was always two. You
know, there's Michael Jordan and ScottiePippen, There's John Stockston and Malone.
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There was always two. And thenbuild that hard team around him and everybody
pitched him where they get where theyfit in today, I just don't see
the same level of talent, thesame drive to win from what they want
to call a superstar that they're lackingtalent. I don't know if it's lack
of talent or it's it's the factthat it's fucked up as the NC double
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A can be. That's where alot of these these guys were raw fucking
athletic specimens coming out of high school. Unless they had an amazing high school
coach, most guys would leave highschool, go to college, put their
you know, a little two years, three years whatever in and that's where
they'd learned the finer points of thegame. Now, I don't know if
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that's there, man, this oneand done. Shit, these guys are
just like, let me put mytime in so I can get the fuck
out of here and go make money. I don't know how many of them
are taking dude, it's not thisisn't this is all all sports. You
can look and see a a decimationof just fundamentals from decade to decade to
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decade, and it just keeps gettingworse and worse and worse. Now it's
like, you know, the NHL, Now everybody's about dangles and stick handling
and oh, it's such a prettygoal, and shit, they're not Warriors
anymore. Their ballerinas with sticks putit, you know, passing a puck
and doing tricks with it. Yeah, that's great, that's wonderful. You
can get on TikTok and make aten minute or ten second video of you
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fucking you know, juggling three differentfucking pucks with one stick. But I
don't want to watch that. Idon't want to see that in the playoffs.
If they have to make rules tokeep people away from you so you
could do your little showy bullshit,you're not playing hockey. I don't know
what you're playing, but it ain'thockey. And that's that's That's one of
the reasons I was like later forbasketball almost twenty years ago now, because
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I'm just like, there's you cansee it. There's no dude, the
most basic of situations, case inpoint, I have five Weber calls,
the time out, Holy shit,big deal, right, he still hears
about it thirty years later. Whatit happened with the fucking the playoffs a
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few years ago with homeboy who didn'tpass the ball because he didn't realize that
they had time for another shot,and Lebron was like, what the fuck
are you doing? You don't hearhis too much anymore? JR. Was
yeah, R, Yeah, I'msaying we have accepted having no basic understanding
of the most basic parts of thegame from the level from the athletes that
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are supposedly at the highest levels inthe entire world, because oh, we
want to see him posterize the motherfuckerwhen he dunks on him, and we
want to see the fucking talenting,and we want to see this, and
we want to hear the postgame pressconference. I'm not interested in all that,
you know what I'm saying. Ithink, Yeah, I do,
I absolutely do. And I'm thinkingof teams and the NBA right now who
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barely have one big name and ontheir team, and funny enough, Atlanta
Hawks comes to mind. I meanthey got, you know, just that
one guy. You know, Icould think of many teams where I could
call out the team and you evenChris couldn't name a big time name on
the on the roster right now.And see, that's that's what I'm getting
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at. You might because you playfantasy sports, or because you know you
do your due diligence and actually researchedthe podcast you do, which I don't
not when it comes to basketball.Yeah, you guys might be able to
name Oh yeah, I recognize thatname. Americanize that. Would you say
he's a superstar in the league?Oh god, no, that's once again
it goes back to there, nomatter how shitty your team was, you
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had one guy on it. Whenwe were growing up, it seemed like
everybody knew and it wasn't just limitedto basketball. No, I mean,
who's besides some guy who came intothis fucking season with hardly anyone knowing his
name? Who's the superstar on onthe Miami Marlins exactly? See, Yeah,
(56:42):
that can't get the fact the Miamiand stuff Florida. Yeah, well,
I get the feeling that's going togo back and forth over the next
couple of decades. I might notbe here to see it, but when
it happens, poor one up,pour a little bit out of your drink
and be like, ah, rich, But yeah, I think it's gonna
be like the Phoenix Cardinals and it'sArizona Cardinals and now they're they're going to
go back to find whatever. Butyeah, dude, that's what I'm saying.
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Like, even when they get ifyou're younger than us. The Yankees
sucked during the eighties period. Endthe story, like horrible. The New
York Mets ruled baseball in New Yorkfor that decade. New York Yankees had
Don Mattingly Superstar. Okay, theRoyals, that's not fair. Royals one
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of the World Series and eighty five. But even when they started once they
started stinking again. George Brett,every team had that one guy you could
name. And I can't believe that. It's just and like I live in
a in a you know, withpeople who are like basketball fans, watch
the games, follow the fucking collegebasketball play, you know, play the
(57:54):
video games all his shit. They'relike, yeah, there's hey, that's
really sucks. I don't know who'son that team. In the nineties,
they had an arcade game called NBAjam Yea. It had two people from
each team that we're all all stars. Each team had two people that you
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could play on that game, pickany team you wanted two people. You
can't do that today. I don't. I don't. I don't know,
man, I don't know if likeI said, I think it's it's no
one thing. And I know thathuman nature is. We want to deconstruct
everything and and and the reductionists tothe point where we can just point to
one thing and go, that's what'swhat's wrong. But that's not reality.
(58:38):
Reality is it's a lot of things. It's it's it's there's no fundamentals.
It's the fact that kids these daysare being targeted as potential superstars, younger
and younger and younger. Just watcha documentary on sports agents the other night,
like literally last night. They're goingand talking to twelve and thirteen year
old kids because college teams are scoutedthem, Like agents are going and talking
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to thirteen year old twelve and thirteenyear old kids admitting this shit on camera,
not hiding their ID. Whatso you'relike, not voice changed in the
shadows, none of that shit,None of that Henry Hill shit, flat
out, here's my name, here'smy agency. Yes, first of all,
that's illegal. Second of all,how's that gonna fuck with a kid's
(59:22):
head. You got a kid who'swho's athletically gifted. You know, maybe
he's fucking a foot and a halftaller and everybody else and still growing all
through high school. So he's gonnabe a giant but you you tell them
that shit, you give him socialmedia, you give him a million different
distractions. What's gonna happen? Man, You're gonna end up with players who
they don't breathe basketball like there are. There is a school of thought that
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you know that you want to begood at something, you got to put
your ten thousand hours in that's that'sthe baseline to be competent. Too good
at something, you need to putthis many hours into it. Jordan gets
cut from his basketball team in highschool, goes home, shoots free throws
for fucking four goddamn hours straight.Yeah, okay, I mean that's a
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minuscule part of his entire game,but that's how important it was for him
to elevate that part of his game. Now, Like back in the day,
we made fun of Shack because Shackdidn't give a fuck about free throws.
It was hack a Shack. Rememberthat at the end of the game,
Oh, you want to make surethey don't score, fall, Shack,
send them to the line. Watchhim send bricks up there, left
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and right. But that was hestuck out and it was something we made
fun of him for because dude,you're a fucking professional athlete. This is
like a truck driver not knowing howto drive a gearshift like a manual.
Are you serious? Why are youin this job? But he was so
dominant in other things. Now yougot players in there, and it's like,
where's the defense Howard? Yes,what's his face? Homeboy? That?
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Oh god, damn it, brainfart homeboy on the fucking Golden State
Warriors Steph Curry, Yeah, it'sgreat shooter. Whatever. Why is no
one up in his face challenging himevery time he gets the ball and starts
heading to the top of the key. A lot of teams do, A
lot of teams double team him too. Is that why he's had a decline?
Because I tell you then, Ican tell you this. Five six
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years ago, they were bitching constantlyon sports talk radio about are they going
to play defense against this man atsome point, I mean, just getting
his face and try to distract himor something. Seriously, what are you
people doing? You can't give hima free shot. You know what's gonna
happen. So, I mean,it's like, I don't know, man.
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I think it's that. I thinkit's the world we're in. There's
a million different distractions. You gotguys tweeting from the bench getting in trouble
for it. They don't get afuck dude. Could you imagine you imagine
Kirk Gibson dragging out I mean,if let's say we had smartphones in eighty
four, hurt Gibson in the dugoutduring the fucking Game four, the fucking
World Series, dragging out his smartphoneand tweeting some shit out in front of
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Spark Spark, he would have hithim with a bat on national television.
You would have hit the Actually,he would have hit the phone out of
his hand. He wouldn't have likehitting the curt in the head, but
he would have probably would have takenthe phone and like thrown it up in
the air and like tried to fuckinghit it and smashed it. Absolutely because
George Brett would have definitely texted ortweeted about getting called out that time from
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the bat. This think you havePete Rose checking the lines, like,
I don't think that'd be good.But I mean, like, seriously,
you I can't blame the younger generationfor the world we've made for them to
come up in. And when Isay we, I mean even if we
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didn't have a hand in it happenedon our watch man. We let it
get to this point. Rich.I gotta thank you because you've done puts
in perspective. But I when Ithought about it, I just thought,
you know, kids didn't care thatmuch about sports, and we'ren't doing what
it took to be the great ones. But you're one hundred percent right,
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dude, because I can I simultaneouslywatch everything with social media and the internet.
Like you said, the distractions thathave come up to the decline of
the talent that you see in theNBA. I mean, we had the
nineties and the Bulls and everything,but there were so many more people in
the nineties. That's so many moredifferent teams, and then it started to
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narrow. Then it started narrow evenmore, and NBA just tries to focus
on specific, you know, partsof their brand, not the whole thing.
And then what I look at thewhole thing, I'm like, well,
that's why they're focusing because there's nothingout of here. And like you
just said, it definitely definitely hasto do with the world and the way
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it is today. It's not justyou know, maybe there wasn't another Michael
Jordan somewhere but he got fucked upbecause people are visiting his home when he
was twelve years old. Yeah,filling his head full of bullshit. And
what happens the first time these kidswho've had this shit pumped in their heads
and smoke blown up their ass.It doesn't go the way that they told
it. They were told it wasgonna go. We see how well this
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generation reacts to not getting their way, folks. I mean, it's back
in the day it was screen youguys, I'm killing him. You know
what I'm saying Now it's I'm gonnaburn down your fucking town. Fuck you.
Oh you're gonna like someone we don'tlike. We're gonna riot, yep.
Oh, you're gonna do something thatwe don't like, or you're gonna
fucking you know, support a politician. An owner's gonna donate to a politician
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I don't like, Well, thenI'm gonna drag his name through the fucking
mud, which you would have neverhad a million years ago. Come on,
Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker downdown absolutely, dude. Bombardi had
a fucking rule. Okay. Now, granted this is before free agency in
the seventies, but this is howlittle bullshit these motherfuckers suffered back in the
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day compared to now, if aplayer walked in with an agent, he
was cut or traded within twenty fourhours. Yeah, I was gonna do
not come into Vince Lombardi's office tonegotiate anything with an agent or a lawyer,
because that's the end of your careerin Green Bay. And as long
as he's drawn breath, they nevercame back, period, end of story.
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They didn't suffer this bullshit. Nowwe have to well, that's not
right. They have the right todo that. Yeah, they got the
right to do that, and thepeople who pay them also have the right
to go fucking re upping your contract. I'm not picking up your extension.
Take that titty bullshit to some teamand it's gonna put up with this nonsense.
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Rights go two ways. Yeah,they're the right to go. Us.
See you you're no longer a professionalfootball player, at least not for
us. I mean, I thinkone of the one of the gut check
moments for this country right now thissummer, and it's not a big one
because it is sports related and ultimately, like I said, there's a million
distractions. And then also we can'tyou know, squirrel, and then that's
it, forget it. You rattlesyour keys and you the whole country's lost
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whatever they were paying attention to.But I mean, you got trans athletes
going to the Olympics. Now,if you have a trans woman competing against
biological women in weightlifting, now,unfortunately it's not a contact sport, so
I can't see the blood, deathand destruction that I want to see.
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I'll just have to wait till toorich Well, because because of difference,
because of the testasterhone and just thegod given or ther move your mic,
the scientific makeup of this person beforethey went trans, they're going to be
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able to lift a lot heavier weight. It's just gonna be that way.
Sorry, not sorry, that's justscience. This is a biological forty year
old man. Now, when thathappens, it's going to push these other
women to try to lift heavier andheavier weight. Now, when that happens
and they're not as as scientifically strongliterally and their bones can't take that much
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weight, it could crush them literally. Oh well, care for what just
might get it at people? Literallyhalf I've watched guys who are your size
but rock solid brickshit houses in videos, try to do fucking like powerlifting and
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both their fucking elbows bend the wrongway in ninety degrees when they get it
over their head. I've seen people'sI've seen people's knees explode. I've seen
people I've seen one person's leg justbuckle, it just compound, fractured both
fibula and tibula in his lower legtrying to do a powerlift. I think
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you guys are way over and it'sjust me. You guys can't see the
forest for the trees here. Iknow, I'm putting on my social justice
hat here. What's really gonna happenis the you know right now? This
is it. You know, I'msure if you've been on social media,
this is a great moment for transathletes, right oh, this is a
this is a historical moment, andthis and that when she goes there and
fucking crushes everybody and people finally go, hey, what the fuck? Wait
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a minute, this isn't cool,and I mean it's gonna set that movement
back a lot. I don't care. You want, this is what you
fought for, this is what you'vewanted. You got what you want.
I don't know what it's just likewhen Christians were we're gonna need to allow
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religion back in school, and theSatanic Church was like, you're right,
we do be careful what you wishfor. You just might get it.
And dude, she ain't the onlytrans athlete. There's there's a BMX,
there's trans BMX chick who fucking hasdecided that if she, if she meddles,
I know she's an alternate, soI don't even know if she's ever
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going to even see any action overthere. But if she medals, she
said she's going to burn the Americanflag on the podium. Okay, that's
your right, but the gut checkfor this country will come from what you
said, Chris. If this,if this, if this trans woman goes
in there and just absolutely decimates,then the competition starts setting world records,
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comes out looking like Michael Phelps justdraped in fucking goddamn you know gold medals.
I bet you some people they mightnot say it out loud at first,
but they're gonna start rethinking how theyhow they look at this shit.
And the other thing is, yeah, you got it right to burn that
flag. Absolutely freedom of speech one, I support it, but people like,
oh, I don't know, BrettFarve have right to call you a
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piece of shit for doing it,and go ahead. That's it. That
like, you may stop your fuckingdebate. It goes both ways. Freedom
of speech isn't just freedom of speechyou like that makes you feel good.
In fact, I'm pretty much ofthe belief that if you won't fight for
speech you hate, you don't believein free speech. That's true. I
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don't. I'm gonna take the BillHicks route. Personally, I don't believe
in burning the American flag, butI think people are losing their fucking mind
a little bit too much over it, for all present, for life.
No, that's ridiculous, dude,Okay, absolutely stupid. Now here's where
here's where it gets sticky. Whathappens because in Japan it's illegal to burn
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any countries, any symbol of anycountry in a disrespectful way, to treat
their flag, their seal, whateverit is against the law. Well,
agree, exactly what I was gonnaask is like, that's cool, freedom
of expression and all that, butguess what you ain't gonna be in America.
You're gonna be in another country.And you're gonna be subject to their
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laws. And guess what, othercountries laws don't give a fuck about your
feelings. And I'm just gonna sayexactly what I've said nineties when that dipshit
kid went over to fucking Singapore andthought he was fucking Banksy or whatever for
a minute and tried to spray painta bunch of bullshit graffiti and they were
like, mere asshole, and itcame to his ass. I was like,
well, Gi, yeah, youknow what, We're the only country
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in the world that gives people fuckingpasses and goes. Oh they didn't know.
I know, I don't know anyother country that does that. In
fact, you go to other countries, they'll say the exact same, real
fucking quick, ignorance of the laws, no excuse. They'll say the same
thing to you to the cop whenyou're like, I didn't know it went
from fifty five to thirty five.Well you gotta take it for twenty over,
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you know now, Ignorance of thelaws, no excuse. Have a
nice day. And by the way, Japan fairly civilized society. I imagine
it's not China, so I don'timagine you're gonna end up in some fucking
human rights hell. But it ain'tthe American fucking justice system. I'm just
gonna let you know that. Andover there, all your victimhoods. Ship
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ain't gonna play it, don't play. Look at their culture, Look at
their fucking pop culture. Look atanime. They don't play this fucking well.
X amount of the population is this, So we have to have x
amount of these people for representation,New New New. They do what the
fuck they want to do. Theydon't care about Western civilization's opinion about it.
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So gone over there, misal,How are you gonna play victim in
Japan? The only country that hadtwo fucking bombs dropped on them, it's
the only country. Don't go overthere, and I'm a victim. I
don't, can't, dude. Iwant to be there when they try to
say that ship, because that's thefunniest thing on the fucking planet. Supposedly,
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her reason for wanting to burn theAmerican flag is because we elected Trump
and we're killing trans children. Onceagain, hyperbolic language that serves nobody any
good. We're not killing trans children. Trans children are killing themselves at a
record clip because people are dumb enoughto you won't let your five year old
tell you what time they're going togo to bed or what they want for
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dinner, but you'll let them decideto start taking hormones and chop shit or
add shit to their body. Thenthey get older and go, wait a
minute, I'm all fucked up.This isn't what I wanted. Why did
you look at why'd you let medo? This was what you wanted?
I was ten years old. Howthe fuck I know what I wanted?
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I still thought, And then theSanta Claus guy was real. At five
years old, I started getting apain in the back of my hand,
and I thought Wolverine's claws were gonnapop out. I thought I was going
to turn into Wolverine. I wastrans Wolverine, Transverine. Okay, guess
what. The pain went away twoseconds after I did. I was playing
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with my Gi Jos and forgot aboutbeing Wolverine. So whatever, I don't
care anymore. My dick is transblack. I'm going with that. There
you go, There you go,But I just don't care anymore. And
here's the deal. I get yourpoint. Yeah, there might be women
dumb enough like biological women to tryto push themselves and they'll injure themselves.
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Then you're stupid. I want itin contact sports. I am lobbying for
this. I want trans men playingfootball against biological men. I want trans
men playing full contact hockey against biologicalmen because I want to be entertained.
And if you're willing to die soI can be entertained, so fucking be
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it. I don't care anymore.I can't save you from yourself. If
you're this stupid, go get fuckedup. Period. Spolty Custoper Media Dot
had to Custoper Media Dot had toSpolty. There's a reason all three of
us will never fucking try out,even if they have open tryouts. Were
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all of our favorite teams because we'reforty year old, out of shape,
gonna have a heart attack. That'sthe most peaceful way we're gonna die on
that field, because if we gethit, we're gonna die slow and painfully.
And the story so I don't careanymore. I don't to me.
The big thing is this chick getsup there, burns the American flag.
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Does Japan go back on their ownlaws because it's us? Because it's a
trans person. So in other words. We now have officially allowed it to
be rules for thee not for me. We have officially crossed that. That's
the next barrier. What we gotpast the fifty one percent of this country.
My feelings don't care about your facts. We're well into the land of
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that. The next barrier is,well, there's we're all equal, but
some are more equal than others.And once again flip. They want to
flip the pyramid upside down because theythink, because first of all, they're
not on the bottom of the pyramid, go to subfucking shitthhole, fucking third
world country where they're literally drinking waterout of the same fucking bucket they shit
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and piss in, and people aredying of starvation or they're raping newborn babies
because they think that cures AIDS orwhatever the fuck kind of weird shit they're
into. And then come back hereand tell me about how you're at the
bottom of the pyramid in the world, because you're not. But they want
to flip the pyramid. Here's theproblem. The people at the top take
the top of the pyramid and gogo ahead and flip it. And then
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they put the top of the pyramidon what used to be the bottom and
go now that's the top, becausethe top is where we're at and you're
not welcome here, so fuck offuntil they learned that, lesson die for
my amusement, motherfucker's I don't care. I don't care. If you're people
are bound and determined to kill themselvesare gonna do it. You cannot stop
them. And to me, thisis just a very long fucking way around
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the suicide for people. Sure,yeah, earl, I'll get into a
detail. You got a couple ofhealth issues. If you told me you
were going to go try out fora semi pro football team and the average
age of that football team is twentythree twenty four, I would say,
am I in your will and it'sbeen nice knowing you. Yeah, you're
never ran before I go. Areyour affais in order? Your wife's gonna
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be a widow soon? Yeah?Yeah, you're either going to be dead
or in a coma. Either way, we ain't talking anymore. So that's
all there is to it. You'renot surviving that, dude. I don't
care how bad you were when youwere younger. You're not going up against
finally tuned people at the best shapethey'll ever be in their life, coming
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with a forty year old man's fuckingbody and aches and pains and wear and
tear, and just the same way, just the same way. I don't
give a fuck how much you repaintthe house, how much you fucking put
a new roof on, any cosmeticadditions you do to the outside, you
could still have a shit inside ofyour house. Just because your trans and
you now appear to be how youfeel you are inside doesn't make it fucking
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so biologically. And this is apoint where people will argue these days,
So I'm done arguing. Put themin the fucking league, let them die.
They will learn. The clean andjerk world record for men is one
hundred and fifty pounds more than fourwomen Like this. She is gonna fucking
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dominate the Olympics. The only reasonI care is because they're doing it at
the childhood level. I don't don'tcare about that anymore. Because I got
told I was a fucking transphobe andracist and somehow I hate Jews or some
shit I don't know, nice andI'm like, okay, cool, didn't
let your kid die. I don'tcare. Then they said you don't care
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about children. No, No,you don't get to have it both ways.
Either I can fucking criticize parents whoallow their five year olds to transition,
or I don't care about five Canyou tell me I can't do that?
Then I don't care. Let themfuck their kid up. I'm not
going to be here to pick upthe pieces. Doesn't matter to anything.
I'm so worried about the people thattrans Okay, if you, if you're
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stupid enough to let your try Imake that decision at a very young age,
that's on you. What I work. What I'm upset about. What
gets me is when you try topush that on everybody else's kids, And
by that I mean they have tonow play in the same sport with that
person. It's it's going to beunfair. It's going to be at least
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an ego crusher. I can't beatthis person no matter what I do.
You know, back to Michael Jordan. I go out, I dribble,
I shoot free throws four hours.I fucking do everything I can. I
can't match this person no matter whatI do. Whereas they could have been
the greatest player ever, they're notgoing to be because now they got beat
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by somebody who's genetically just superior.I mean, whether we like it or
not, the reality of evolution andhow a species works is that tragically we
fucking developed consciousness as a species,and so we're aware that we will die
one day and it terrifies us alland we want to put it off as
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long as possible. Augmented humans isthe way it's going to go. It's
just a matter of time. Iyou know, like talk to Aaron and
unregimented. He'll tell an the weed'sbeen both on Christopher Media Network. But
yeah, hell he's dude. Oneof the first things motherfucker told me when
I met him was can't wait forthe singularity. And I'm like, we're
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gonna be waiting a while. Bro. You ain't high up on that list.
Dude, you ain't enough money.It might happen in your lifetime,
but it ain't gonna happen for you, not unless you hit a lot You
hit the lottery, or got arich uncle that you never knew about who
really loves you. Because yeah,dude, it's augmenting ourselves, changing our
DNA. We're already doing all thatshit. We have DNA editors. It's
called Crisper. This isn't science fictionanymore. We're living in a science fiction
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novel, and so it's inevitable.The problem is we're lying to ourselves about
it because in the in the nameof fairness, we're creating an unfair,
unlevel playing field, and there's goingto be bumps, and there's going to
be deaths, and there's going tobe permanent injuries along the way, and
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this all. We could put itto a stop right now, right now,
if the right person came out andtold these fucking smooth brain assholes that
trans man is going to die.If we put him in the NFL.
Okay's he would have been a bigwoman, five foot ten in the NFL's
a midget. Okay. Do weeven want to get into bone structure density?
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Do we want to get into justjust build period, the muscles,
the muscles that men use more thanwomen, how they're built biologically, all
these things doesn't matter. So Ican't care about it, dude. If
it bothers you, I understand thatI can't care. I don't think they've
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thought this all the way through.Rich A lot of people said bitch about
toxic masculinity and how it's killing themen and how literally it's damaging their brain
with CTE and everything. And thenthese same people turn around and say,
well, these transgender people should beable to play in the same sport as
meant. Okay, do you understandwhat you're trying to do, And it's
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just what you just said, Rich, These toxic masculinity, men with thicker
bone structures, with bigger muscles,are being hurt by playing the sport.
What the fuck do you think they'regoing to do to that woman who is
now a man? Well, Imean, I'll say this. I saw
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the picture of the weightlifter, andshe's got my sympathy because it must be
horrible to likely to realize you havegender dysphoria. You finally fucking come out,
you finally start living how you feelyou should have been living all your
life, and yet you look likea one hundred pound bag of smashed assholes.
Jesus, that's an all. Boththese the BMX bitch and the weightlifting
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bitch, these are some ugly countswe're talking. Yeah, they're males turning
into women. Well, the BMXbitch looks like Zelda from pet Cemetery,
and it looks like she's been smokingmeth because her teeth are all fucked up.
She's just a fucked up looking.One thing I've learned in the last
few years is if you're a transwhatever. If you're saying you're a trans
woman, you were the opposite before. So I'm saying, if you're a
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trans man, you were a womanor you were a woman before. So
it's so, yeah, they wereboth dudes. Dude, turn exactly esthetically
pleasing. Well, bro, youknow I my ex wife had a five
head. That motherfucker's got a twelvehead. Okay, that bitch that the
trans weightlifting. Her hairline starts fartherback than Lebron James's. But we'll tell
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you you didn't like I'm James isused to, I will tell you if
you didn't tell me about Laverne Coxand'd be like, hey, what's going
on? But dude, that's that'sthat's Hollywood, that's that's that's a lot
of surgery, a lot of makeup, all that stuff. Yeah, and
then when you meet her in reallife you realize, oh, that's a
damn RuPaul, that's a man.Yeah, that's your fucking six five and
your hands are bigger than my head, a woman built but outside linebacker in
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high school. Yeah, here's myquestion, why does it have to be
trans? Why do you have toget gender change? Because whatever happened wait,
whatever happened to China or walking acold pass with just being a big,
manly bitch, well steroids to Chinabeing a B three a beastly built
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bitch. Yeah, well you knowthat because that's not how they feel.
Man, that's not how they feel. If you don't understand that, stop
trying, because you're just gonna hurtyourself. Because I've tried. I've tried.
I have friends. Bass player knowhim for what twelve years, like
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was there for me? My my, you know, butt cheeked the butt
cheek going through the bullshit that Iwas going through a mind because he just
went through a divorce, came outhis trans a couple of years ago.
Okay, so your name is thelonger aj. Your name's Lexi. You're
a she now, great, I'msitting there talking to her, and you
know the only thing I'm saying isGod, damn man, Really you had
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to put on heels. Now.Now I'm the shortest former band member because
you were shorter than me. AndI'm like on top of it, and
he and see, twelve years ofknowing a person, you mis gendered them.
No, I didn't. I fuckingI fucked up. It almost said,
he see that's the bullshit, that'sthat fucking fake offense. People take
the ship that everybody goes, ohconcern, fuck off, I got it
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wrong. Okay, believe me.If you're a parent and you're fucking sixteen
year old kid comes home one dayand goes, I'm no longer June,
I'm Johnny. You can be themost supportive motherfucker in the world. You're
gonna call him a she at onepoint, you're gonna slip up. It's
going to happen, So fuck off. What your fucking fake outrage. Fuck
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off with your fake offense. ButI still even she couldn't explain to me
that She's like, god, no, I was like, really, you
don't think you don't think trans menshould should should play it with biological man
No, And she's like, Iplayed football for three years. I was
a small dude. I have tolook ass whoopings that would kill both my
sisters. I'm like, okay,now, granted, I mean as all
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the naysayers that come out saying,well, that's just anecdotal evens, that's
just one person. That's their livedexperience. They're living their truth. Are
you going to deny them their livedexperience and their truth. Isn't this the
language that you've forced us all tospeak now? Isn't this the bullshit you've
made us all accept now all ofa sudden, it's unacceptable. See,
this is why you can't understand.If you don't get it, just let
it go, bro, just letit go. I gotta let it go
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because I don't get it. Whywould you trade your gender and go to
a sport that you're gonna get embarrassedand instead of just being a beastly bad
bitch and dominating the sport you wantto play, Because you're talking about and
this will I've been canceled fucking fromway back. I was canceled in fucking
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grade school. So I don't givea fuck. But you're talking about people
who don't want to realize the realityof the situation. Gender dysphoria is a
mental condition. You look in themirror and you don't see what you really
are. You see what you wantto be. Okay, we have a
friend who suffers from this. Itdoesn't manifest itself with his gender and manifests
itself with his weight. Think fora second, you know who I'm talking
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about. I know what you're talkingabout. Okay, Okay, Okay.
He looks in the mirror and seesa three hundred pound man every time he
looks in the mirror, and helooks like he just got released from Ashwitz.
Okay, I mean, dude,you can't reason with people like that.
And then we go instead of going, you know what, you do
have a disorder. The very lastwrong on the treatment ladder is transitioning.
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But we need to explore before westart chopping shit off and making shit permanent,
because this ain't mister Potato had dicks. They don't pop off and pop
back on. Once it's gone,it's gone. Okay, titty implants a
little bit different. You can slapa pair of boltons on a dude,
and you can take a pair outof a dude. You could cut a
chick's tits off, you could fuckinggive her fucking implants, But when you
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start fucking with your plumbing downstairs,that's permanent. At least right now,
we haven't found a way to doit. But we can't have that conversation
because the very people who are sufferingfrom this disorder are dictating how we are
to handle their disorder. That's likeme walking into a cardiologist who's like,
you're two seconds away from a heartattack, and I sit down, light
(01:28:42):
up a cigarette, and pull outa fucking rack of ribs and tell him
to go fuck himself. Yeah.When I had this conversation last time with
the person, I said that,you know, be the baddest bitch and
they said, well, well,then what about the guys? They want
to be the female. I said, that's just unfair. I can't get
it. Rich there's no way,and I'm right, you're right. I'm
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gonna let it go because I can'tcomprehend in my head why you have to
have that transition and be in withthe guys playing and you're going to get
embarrassed at least and might get injuredextremely bad or death at the at the
(01:29:24):
worst, and then for the guysto go to the women's sports let I
just flat out it's it's not fair. Well, well I can't get it.
I'm done. I can't. Asa society, we're obsessed with fairness
and equality of outcome, And yethere they are in the name of fairness
(01:29:44):
and equality of outcome and equity,making an unfair playing field. Meet the
new boss, same as the oldboss. Nothing ever changes, dude,
It just it just changes the fuckingpainting job on it. Yeah, it's
still the same fucking shitty car.Bro, it's just got an earl shis
paying job on it. And I'mnot talking about trans people. So don't
think I'm dog whistling anybody. I'mtalking about. This is nothing new in
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society. This is nothing new forhumans as a species. We go through
this probably what every fifty to onehundred years. Everything has a life cycle,
Everything repeats in this world. Okay, end the story, and in
a hundred years the people who arebreathing will look back and go what cavemen
they must have been as they goget their new chrome arm installed. Deep,
(01:30:29):
I'm not joking. I know you'rebullshitting. No, I'm just saying,
right now we're thinking of gender parts, and later they're going to be
talking about the magic of the mechanicalheart and how people are living three hundred
years And Bro, I you knowwhat, that's what It's simple, How
I feel about This is how Ifeel about steroids. It's your body.
You have every right to do whatyou want with your body, but other
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people do not. You do nothave the right to insist other people agree
with what you do. You can'tuse your rights to circumvent another person's rights.
Right. This country was founded onthe right to be left the fuck
alone, and we forgot that principle, and now this country is the right
(01:31:13):
to tell everybody else how they haveto fucking think, because we're beyond how
to live like and believe me,Uh yeah, there's I'm I'm starting to
hear it. I'm starting. It'sstarting. The cracks in the damn are
showing water finds a way. I'mstarting to hear these feminists. You know,
if a man looks at you andgoes home and jerk's off thinking about
you, that's rape. Well,and I'm like, we're going really lock
(01:31:35):
me up, throw away the key. I'd afraid. I'm afraid, fucking
man, the shallow, wash downcrack jokes. I'm fooling y'all, damn
nigga, But no, man,it's for dead, like all bullshit aside.
(01:31:58):
I can't I can't deal with it, man, because no one's having
eight se the toll trans thing wouldhave went over much better if it wasn't
the generation that we've told every fuckingfeeling and thought they have is one percent
valid and more valid than anybody else'sthoughts or feelings, because that's where the
(01:32:18):
real fucker restarts. But we did, and so fucking be it. We
have to deal with it. Butif trans people come out and said this
is a it is a change theword disorder, even I don't know a
condition, whatever the fuck you wantto call it, that makes it pretty
so it doesn't trigger your pansy bitchass. Okay, pick the word,
and this is how you treat thiscondition, and let the scientists lead the
(01:32:43):
charge through the wall instead of abunch of fucking assholes and douchebags on Twitter
leading the charge to the wall screamingabout my feelings. That's I can't stress
this enough. Yeah, words areweapons, words are violence, They're not
violence. They can incite violence.But there's a big difference between my word
(01:33:05):
just kick your ass and I justconvinced someone to kick your ass for me.
A big difference there. The problemis is that my feelings, my
feelings, my feelings. I feelthis way and you have to accept it.
It doesn't work. And just likewith the with the game with gay
marriage in the early two thousands,gay marriage, Oh my god, the
(01:33:25):
fucking uproar, Oh marriage is asacraments are religious? Whatever the fuck?
Okay? And they went all right, cool, completely butt fucked and destroyed
in two thousand. In four years, they changed the term from gay marriage
to marriage equality, and they putit on a bunch of fucking states ballots
(01:33:46):
in two thousand and four, andguess the fuck what it passed, And
it wasn't too many years after that. It's a federal law. Now anybody
can get married to any other humanbeing. Does not matter, right,
And why you stopped running with yourfucking bullshit nonsense and trying to fish fuck
a way of thinking into other people'slives and just said, it is what
(01:34:12):
it is. If we're truly aboutequality, I should have the right to
marry who I love. You're absolutelyright, even though I find it disgusting
what you too do in the bedroom, I have no right to tell you
not to do it. Knock yourselfout. We do that with everything,
and I mean everything. Everybody waslike forever there drug resistant drug brufs,
resistant education everything. Drugs are reallyexpensive. Yeah, they're they're they're horrible.
(01:34:38):
Marijuana is the gateway drug. Andall that did for me was teach
me what drugs looked like. Ididn't know what shit looked like it was
before. After that, I knewwhat should looked like. Yeah, and
then it just kept going. Andthen they were like, well, there's
no medical reason I have marijuana.Okay, there's a medical reason to have
(01:34:59):
marijuana. Okay, I mean it'snot too bad. Okay, we'll just
legalize it. Not throughout the countrymedical or marijuana is legal. And many,
many, many men. Everybody know, Martina, stuff is the bomb,
and you take the jabos, tackit down a third stop. Yeah,
well, dude, that's what I'msaying. That we love living lies.
(01:35:24):
Most people would rather be happy livinga lie than miserable knowing the truth.
That's just that's just human nature,men. And I'll say it is
when you watch somebody go through cancerand you give them marijuana and you see
the difference, you change your stanceon it. Now, when you go
to your kids football game or wrestlingmatch and you're all about transgender equality,
(01:35:49):
when that transgender guy grabs your transgenderdaughter and areas of anybody shouldn't be touching
your daughter and fucks her up realbad. Trust me, you're gonna change
your mind on transgender equality. Youknow what, Maybe maybe not. I
(01:36:10):
don't know anymore, and nor doI care, because here's the deal.
These people don't waste one fucking secondof their life thinking about any of us.
Believe me, their entire lives areobsessed with themselves. And that's not
a trans thing. That's not agay thing, that's not a straight thing.
It's not a male thing. That'snot a woman thing. That's a
Western society thing. It's all aboutwhat can I get right now? Yep,
(01:36:30):
I want satisfaction right now. Yougo over into Eastern cultures, especially
Asian cultures, now, yeah,granted, especially Japan, Uh, you
know, dropping two nukes on them, Yeah, that'll kind of, that'll
kind of. I'm sorry, America, What were you saying? Yeah,
you had a good idea there,go ahead, Please don't drop any more
bombs on us? What what?What? What? You know what I'm
(01:36:53):
saying, But take that away,dude. Those cultures plan generations ahead,
like that's how they look at shittheir cultures. They come from a culture
where they will sacrifice today for theirkids tomorrow. The problem is is that
we're the last generation who really looksat shit that way, because now it's
like, well, wait a minute, I just got a divorce. What
(01:37:15):
do you mean I gotta take thekids this weekend. I just just hot,
piece of ash just wiped right onme. I gotta go get some
pussy. I can't watch my kid. What ain't about your pussy any about
your dick getting wet, and ain'tabout your pussy getting filled anymore. It's
about those fucking kids, and dowhat everybody else did. Do what your
parents did, you piece of shit, sacrifice to your kids have a better
(01:37:35):
life than you. Yeah a story. Yeah, we could be woke in
a day or two. Over inChina, it takes a lifetime to quote
get enlightened. That's what I'm in. Western culture, we expect sixteen,
seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twentytwenty one year olds to be at the
height of their musical ability and powers. You go to Eastern culture, they
(01:37:58):
look at you and go, getthe fuck to get this child the fuck
out of here. Come back whenyou got some hair on your balls,
boy. No, no, no, they don't expect you to be a
master of anything at that fucking youngof an age. That's why we invented
the term prodigies for kids who workedlike that. Wasn't wisdom something you acquired
through time and age and experience.But how often do you hear how often
(01:38:20):
do we hear anyone talk about wisdomanymore? Wisdom is not valued, it's
not, dude. The ship wehold up is virtuous, is anything,
but we are through the looking glass, totally into Orwellian doublespeak. The Patriot
Act is the most unpatriotic things government'sever fucking passed. And it did it
(01:38:40):
not all stealthy and behind the sceneslike they did back in the day,
because they figured out we're dumb enoughthat they just called the Patriot Act,
and fifty one of this country goesyeah, and we gerbils patriot. Pott,
I'm patriotic, I'm voting maybe atthe wheel patriot. The Affordable Care
(01:39:01):
Act raised the price of fucking healthcarein this country even more to a more
ridiculous point than it was before.The fucking healthcare on you, just because
they want to. I mean,so, why do we expect any different.
I mean, it's just fine.You want to compete, you want
to do this? You know what? Who am I to fucking tell?
(01:39:23):
You know? Because God knows ifif I get a fucking a terminal diagnosis,
I want to be free to walkout in my backyard, pet my
cat one last time and blow myfucking head off. So you want to
fucking take a longer route to commitsuicide, you know what, knock yourself
out. More power to you.You're free white and over twenty one,
have a good time, or excuseme, free American in over twenty Oh
(01:39:46):
you squa being American with being white? Well, isn't because we're hunting POC's
in the streets. I mean,didn't you bag your limit on your fucking
current Well, and you got anappointment soon to go on my daily hunt,
so I didn't get fucking license.I'm all right, Look, well
we have a hard out today andChris has to be out, but I
do want to bring this up.Um fuck ESPN plus, I don't know
(01:40:10):
what the fuck I'm paying for.I can't watch any fucking baseball games,
can't watch any fucking hockey games.Every time I hit watch live sports on
any sport I want it, kicksme over to fucking MLB TV or NHL
Center Ice and tells me I gottapay fucking twenty five to fifty dollars a
month on top of the six dollarsI'm paying ESPN for the ship that they're
(01:40:32):
airing on their fucking cable station asI'm talking, and I'm just like,
what is the point of this?Then? Well, because nice o'clock you
get to watch the NBA finals orplayoffs, What is the fucking point of
this? Again? I like,I don't understand. Is it? It?
Like? No, for real?Help me understand, because you both
have had it at one point.I don't know if you still have it.
(01:40:54):
I never had it. It's it'sit's it's quote unquote bonus content,
right. I thought it was Iwas gonna be able to watch. I
understood they're gonna black out all thelocal market shit because you know, fuck
me, of course, But andI understood that. But I'm like,
shit, Tigers ain't worth watching anywaysright now? So what the fuck?
Let me watch some good teams.Can't do that, No, you can't.
(01:41:15):
It's not ESPN on the man,ESPN plus it's extra stuff. It's
the talking heads, it's what they'rerunning now on their shows. Yeah,
it seems like I mean, Idon't know. It seems like there's a
lot of if you're in the fantasysports, like you could get lost in
the in the in the in thestat garbage pile. They got on their
(01:41:38):
fucking page with all the extra shitbecause I did take it, because I
you know, I forgot I alreadyhave an ESPN account from our fantasy league,
so I blogged in. It waslike, oh, I'm already I
already have an account and don't haveto make one, so I just added
ESPN plus. They took six dollars. Two days later, I was like,
I, bitch, are you kiddingme? Give my fucking six dollars
back? The fuck am I payingfor this? But all I can see
(01:42:00):
that would make it worth it ismaybe if I played a lot of fantasy
sports, I get a lot ofextra shit and like insight and talking points
and compare it like I can putup five players and say which players should
I start? Versus putting up twoplayers, going which players should I start?
To me, it ain't worth sixbucks a month. I don't understand
what is the point of this,Because if Disney makes more money, the
(01:42:26):
point is cable subscriptions are dwindling,so it's a way to make more money.
Fair enough, I mean, Iknew it was. It was more
of a rhetorical question, but Imean, I like, I mean,
I know ultimately why they're doing itbecause it's putting money in their pockets.
If it was costing the money,they wouldn't do it, or they would
find a way out quickly. Iremember when it first came out, I
had, like you were literally spoutingoff my internal dialogue, like just reviewing
(01:42:50):
all of the stuff. It hadnot for six bucks a month, No,
let's say six dollars worth. Ifthis was ninety nine cents a month,
fucking I'd sign up for reoccurring andnever can antel it. You know,
yeah six bucks a month? No, no, And then they try
to assistant sports related, but shit, half the show ain't. Man,
well, technically it is in thesports. In the contact sports we talked
(01:43:11):
about some issues, but yeah,like, U, what is it?
You know, you fucking they thinkthey're gonna get what during fantasy football season
six months of people paying six dollarsIt's like you're being You're being pennywise and
dollar foolish. Man. You couldhave people who would sell like you just
said, sign up and never fuckingcancel for a buck or two a month?
(01:43:31):
What go for the long time?But also rich it's it's what you
just found out. Also, youpay the six bucks, but then you
can buy the package and watch anyNFL game you want, or any NBA
game you want, or any NHL. I can do that without paying ESPN
six dollars for the pleasure of kickingme over to NFL Sunday Ticket or Center
(01:43:55):
Ice. I can just type intoGoogle Center Ice and boom. But that's
just watching the game. ESPN Plusis going to tell you all the stats
and everything else going on in thesports world, any major trades, any
major breaking news, the latest name. I have a lot of fucking free
(01:44:16):
websites to do all that. Yeah, and you know what, be honest
with you, most of them.The UI, the user interface, is
actually better than fucking ESPN. Iwill say this. ESPN was like,
would you like to add Hulu andDisney Plus for just no, No,
I wouldn't no, not not towearing notice like I feel like, I
(01:44:38):
seriously feel like ESPN Plus is therejust to get your foot in the door.
It's like the Fisher Price starter kitfor streaming, and then they fucking
start trying to Well, if youget the Center Ice package, you can
watch all the hockey games you want. Well that's what you told me I
could do with the fucking ESPN Plus. Oh no, technically it's like what
(01:44:59):
one game a week, and it'sprobably like you know, I don't know,
it'll be like the Seattle Cracking versusthe fucking Coyotes next season. Nobody
cares about that fucking game. Man, Nobody all right, period, the
Golden Knight. The Kracking ain't gonnado what the Golden Knights are doing and
have done since their inception. Thatis, if it happens again, I
(01:45:23):
will be happy to come on hereand be wrong. But that is a
fluke to where an expansion team endsup going to the Stanley Cup Finals in
the first year of existence. Idon't think it's ever happened unless a league
was merged, that a team who'sit's literally its first year in the league
has went to a championship game orseries. So yeah, I just don't
(01:45:43):
see. I'm like, it's awaste of my money. So, yeah,
they ain't getting more than six dollarsfrom me, and I'm pissed.
Like, if I ever run intowhoever runs Disney, I'm kicking the ship.
I'm kicking six dollars worth out theirass. You heard him, Bob
Iger, He's coming for you.Better have six bucks in the spirit of
dollars? What two dollars? AaronRodgers is all the rage in the NFL
(01:46:05):
right now. Everybody's like, he'sin, he's out, He's not in,
he's not out. I don't knowis he in or out? He's
in training camp starts in like fuckingtwo weeks. He's in already mandatory mini
camp. Yeah, and he's AaronRodgers this he'll be like, what is
your fine? I got that inmy fucking in the console in my jeep.
(01:46:27):
Yes. I remember the year theGiants spoiled the Patriots perfect season they
went eighteen and one straighthand was talkingabout it afterwards and he goes, yeah,
I skip, I skip fucking preseason. They find me two hundred grand,
best two hundred grand. I respect. He didn't even flinch. He's
like, this is a dream offseason that you never get if it's working
(01:46:50):
for him. More power to him. I guess he wants out. I
know he wants out, and Idon't understand, Like, if he doesn't
want to be there, why thefuck is Green Bay not doing their best
to accommodate him? Because you reallythink he's gonna fucking go out there,
and because they don't want to tradehim. You have you've met another mail
(01:47:12):
before? This is? This is? It sounds like a public dick measuring
contest. Like what I'm saying is, do you really want to fucking put
your franchise in the hands of aguy who's out there like he don't give
a fuck? That's ultimately is whatI'm saying. Some guys do, man,
some guys, some guys will bethat Maverick like, yeah, fuck
him, fuck fuck you, fuckfuck me, fuck you. You know
they're they're they're out of those guysout there. I think they learned their
(01:47:34):
lesson with Brett Farve. We tradedhim when he was we thought he was
past his due date, and theygot fucked but didn't Rogers are like paid
like two seasons ago. He don'tgive a fuck, just right off into
the sunset with his cock and shellaneWoodley on a big old pile of money,
you know, not to get toNational Inquiry here about it. But
(01:47:56):
yeah, that's the other thing.All the fucking Scuttlebut I hear through the
grapevine about this situation with him ishe's very susceptible to whoever he's in a
relationship with calling the shots, whichis amazing to me. You're Aaron Rodgers.
If Aaron Rodgers can't tell his bitchto shut the fuck up, who
the fuck can't you know what I'msaying, Like, God, damn,
(01:48:18):
what you gotta be Brad Pitt,Well, I mean that's shutting the fuck
up for a little bit. Well, that's kind of like a common thing
with leaders, like a lot ofthem, like they're in charge at work,
they ain't in charge at home.Or if you're in charge at home,
you ain't you ain't in charge atwork. It's just kind of like
a human being thing. I don'tknow, I guess, I mean personally,
(01:48:39):
I don't Giselle. He's he's atyou know, in charge it on
the field, but when he getshome, was like, but he has
all these concussions, shut up?Well to also, technically isn't Giselle,
the bread winner in that household.M hmm maybe before Uh no, bro
(01:49:00):
she's worth half a billion dollars.Yeah, she has a clothing line.
Ice you ever heard all these thesewomen who out of nowhere are fucking loaded.
It's from that ship. That's whyKylie Jenner's a billionaire or whichever one
one of them. Motherfucker's one ofthem. Not even twenty five. Yet
Jenner's is a billionaire because she hasa makeup line. I'll do. I
mean, and dude, this isno bullshit. That woman was world known.
(01:49:24):
She broke like worldwide, she brokein the US last when you yeah,
oh yeah, she was. Shewas. She was. She was
like the supermodel or the world fora minute. Yeah, and then she
became a big thing here in America. When you're cracking America's economy. Last,
you know what I'm saying, You'veany at that point. At that
(01:49:45):
point, you don't need America's money. You'll just take it. Yeah,
you've done pretty well for yourself.I'm saying, Sorry, Brichet moynahan,
I gotta go. I got thistop. I got the world's best pussy.
Okay, So I got to TomBrady with you, guys, is
it do you want to be TomBrady or JV. No. I knew
you're gonna say. My answer wasgonna be Justin Verlander no matter what you
(01:50:08):
said. Oh, justin Verlander allfucking day. I mean we're talking because
of who they're married to. Yes, yes, Verlander. Giselle's are I
mean, look, she's Giselle?Is it okay? Sorry? Bear with
me, folks. There's two thingsI got to explain. One one to
ten scale is bullshit. It doesn'twork. It should be one to thirty.
(01:50:33):
One to ten is your ugly bitchscale. You can be a hot,
ugly bitch, but not be beautifulor gorgeous. You know what I'm
saying. The eleven to twenty isthe that's your average looking chick scale.
That's a really hot average, that'sthat's she's work hot type scale. And
(01:50:54):
then twenty one to thirty is liketop shelf pussy will never even get a
chance to see niff, you knowwhat I'm saying. So to me,
she's in the twenties somewhere because she'snot classically beautiful, you know what I'm
saying. No, Oh, no, Janelle, Look, Jill looks weird,
especially now that she's getting old,she looks she's starting to look weird.
(01:51:15):
Yeah, like she's but she's stillhot. But she's not like,
oh she's not like you know,she at least the ron or something.
She's not like, oh my god, just gonna chub up. But she's
still gonna be hot. That's us, a couple of us. Don't mind
that. Listen. You can justtell by looking at her. Oh yeah,
she's gonna put on some LB's andshe gets older, but she's still
but she's still gonna look like that. She's still gonna have the same face.
(01:51:39):
Her tits are just gonna be bigger. M m. Yeah. I
was married to one. I know. I know the end game. Okay,
Online, I'm looking at Gizelle andKate. I that's a hard one,
(01:52:00):
y'all. Not for me. Imean, dude, don't get me
wrong. I'm not kicking either outof bed for eating crackers. You know
what I'm saying, Like, that'snot happening. But if I had my
choice, yeah, I'm gonna goahead and go with Kate Upton. But
then if I I really had mychoice, I'm gonna go with Kate Upton.
When she was doing that fucking douggiedance in that video in the bikini
(01:52:21):
and but that was like six yearsago. She's probably like nineteen twenty at
that point. You know what I'msaying, I don't want her after Jav's
had her. I've seen, I'veseen the leaked photos. I mean,
I'm pretty much Jav. You're atall, skinny motherfucker. You're not holding
it down for the team. Dude. Bro, that's an average sized cocky
got dude, and you got kindof a womanly ass too. It's it's
(01:52:44):
it's like, I don't let hertake pictures of you. I think he
cares. Get that puss juice offhis lips right now. It's getting ready
for a big game. I knowhe doesn't care. But Bro, all
the money in the world and thehottest chick that you can fucking imagine in
the world ain't gonna make your dickany bigger and angle make your ass look
any less fucking rapeable in prison.So I'm just saying, like it,
(01:53:05):
like he yeah, but what okay, since we're going down this road,
we got a few minutes. Fuckit, okay, Giselle or danny Ka
Patrick Oh, Dannik Patrick m hmm, Dannik has got some angles that do
and don't work for her kind.I've made I've made a call. I'm
(01:53:30):
gonna go with Kate Upton too.The problem the problem wasn't a choice.
No at the first one. Shewas the problem with Giselle is, uh,
her body is too long. She'stoo she's got giraffe nicked. Well
stop back the spot between her pelvicbone and her tents as long as fuck.
(01:53:58):
You see, this is why shedates like professional athletes were like six
four six five, Like, yeah, no, dude, yeah you could
probably yeah, I mean you wouldnever get her, But I mean,
like as far as height wise,yeah, you're in the wheelhouse. Yeah,
I mean you're in like me.Like, if you ever see a
short guy with a real tall bitch, homeboy is either packing like Kevin Hart
(01:54:23):
packing that little motherfucker's apparently got agoddamn fucking third leg and his pants according
to most comedians that I've heard thathave seen it, or you got money.
And if you don't have either ofthose two, you gotta be the
most confident cock shore motherfucker to everwalk this goddamn planet. Because it takes
an act of God for a fuckingtall a woman taller than you to want
(01:54:45):
to be in a relationship with that. My theory about Ben Affleck it's he's
gotta be either hung or he justknew how to put it to j Low
because he got the callback seventeen yearslater. You don't get the callback seventeen
years later if you're not in oneof those two things. And and it's
real quick to keep that sports related. What's funny is Alex Rodriguez is now
(01:55:09):
banging the chick Ben Affleck dump toget back with Jennifer. By the way,
look her up. She ain't nowherenear Jennifer Lopez. I am like,
Ben really bro like you had JenniferGarner, you had Jennifer Love Like
Ben Affleck, he's not He's notfucking Jeter, but his team photo is
(01:55:29):
fairly strong. And I'm like,did you lose a bet? Were you
lonely? Light? Like that says, But do you know what that that
rule also applies to her, likeher vagina must have independent lip control or
she must do all the dirty shitthat his other ships won't do. Because
he just ran back an he justran back after seventeen years drop someone a
(01:55:51):
half drop somebody half her age,be like, yep, I want that
fifty year old pussy. Look atall the pictures. I now see why
Tom Brady is with Gizelle. It'sher as if the pictures are from two
thousand and four. Sure it's herass. Dude, think about it.
He spends his whole career behind somefat, ugly twelve sandwich eating motherfucker putting
(01:56:15):
his hands between his fucking ash cheats. Gizelle has a beautiful ass an amazing.
It's a good note. Tend toshow him. Gazelle has a beautiful
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