Saloon Door Beer, The Zoo, Comedians and A Fantasy Draft Order!

Allen and RD knock back a couple Saloon Door beers while chatting about travel, life and sports.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
And we're live. Welcome to Strikeout Beer, your least favorite
podcast with your pals Ali and Rappidave.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm Alan, I'm Mardie, and this is definitely my least
favorite podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's not even a question.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Really, I've got some of those. I don't. I don't
like it all, like not even like you. There's somebody
don't even listen. I can't even listen to it. I
can't even listen to it. So what's up? Man? How
are you?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You know what? I'm just living the dream, can't you know?
Been off work the last couple of days. So I
got that going for me. Kittle goes back to school
next week. I got that going for me. You know,
just thought there's a lot of I got a lot
of positives side here lately. What about you?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Nothing? Everything sucks? Uh So anyways, we're having We're both
have a saloon door beer, right, yes, but we couldn't
get the same one. I got Saloon Door Crispy Boy
American Pilsner, and I want it's four points. You sent
ow Cambo volume allan, take look at this?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah you know who? That reminds me of?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Uh office space that's next door. That's the next stor.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
It reminds me a little bit old dark Rezard.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Dude with the pit pers on. I've been been liking
a lot of his not comments, but his videos lately
because you know, he's been doing like a lot of gigs,
like playing the guitar and stuff like that, even like
at his house. But they'll he'll go out and he
plays like a show, and I'm like, bro, this is awesome.
Like he's just shredding it. So I'm gonna get back.
There we go. I try to take a look at

(01:35):
the beer, the dates because it is Total Wine. No look,
I couldn't find any from yours and the ones I saw,
I think you got a newer one because the old
ones that just have letters and the new ones have art.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
March TWENTI, not even months. So we got that going
for us, which is a plus because I didn't even
I don't know why I don't think about that when
I go there, because literally every time we get something
from Total Wine, it's like a year old and we're like.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Mineus two twenty six, twenty twenty five. There we go.
See you actually got it. They almost missed it, but
they got it on there.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Crispy crispy.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I know, I.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Am having peanut butter blonde. Yeah. Ooh yeah, old schools
in the house. What's going on? Old school?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Hey? Did you take care of that thing I told
you to take care of?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Not yet? Okay, Yeah, I'm putting getting some stuff together.
Uh five point four percent alcohol by volume. Tasty has
drawn the West, says saloon doors. Where are they at?
They're in Webster, Texas.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, Agel and Circle sweet A. Now there is no
information about these beers, like even on the tap, that's
just blank. If I went to their website, I probably
find something, but I don't. I'm not going there. Lovingly
craft it in Webster Texas, The Hill's Webster at What's Houston?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
The only Webster I know of was a yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
The Hill's Webster Texas. Let's see, let's see way down
south of Houston, on your way to League City and
on your way to Galveston, that's where I know h Webster.
Then yeah, okay, So once you get through that s
whole Houston, you continue on forty five pass Loop eight,

(03:36):
make your way down. Looks like a nice little area,
looks like a nice hil area, and it has a
little inlet. Got some water there on the bay.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, yeah, anyway, that is delicious.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Let's see what I got going on.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's peanut butter, like, oh, buddy, I.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Really wanted them to find that because I was like,
you know what, here we go a peanut and peanutut,
peanut butter blonde. But I was like getting that we're
getting that close to that time with your man, and
I'm itching. I'm minching real bad, like I need I
need some uh some fest gears. I need some pumpkin stouts.
I'm ready to put up the tree and not my
Christmas tree. I need my Halloween tree up.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Baby. I know, I know, buddy, it's almost I almost
start up.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
A Halloween movie yesterday. I think Lizzie even said watch it.
She goes, hey, won't you just fire up blah blah blah.
What movie do you think she told me to fire up?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I got two movies in my mind. It's either going
to be qub Halloween dang, and that's I was like,
maybe because we just watched I think we just watched
The Happy Gilmour two.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, so I think that that was on her mind.
What was your other one? Because there is three technically,
I guess, but what was.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Nime Ember before Christmas? Yeah, it would have been number two.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's in all your play it is.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, well you know what that is. But yeah, I
mean when you start talking Halloween movies, your your number
one go to here Lately the last several years, I
had a watermelon beer at brewery called Bogo. It was
strong nice.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Does it buy one, get one free.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's the name of the brewery, get one. It's it's
been Hubie Halloween. Hube Halloween has been your go to,
which kind of replaces hocus Pocus. Hocus Pocus used to
be the number one go to for you, but for
some reason, you know, that's just kind of taking the
back seat the last couple of years to where it's

(05:48):
not even number two anymore. I would say, I would
say it's fall of the number three behind Nightmare before Christmas.
It's pain, it really is, because I'll tell you what,
but it's an accurate statement. It is because I still
love Nightmare before Christmas.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Uh. You know, it's funny. I got to introduce Lizzie
to that in theaters they did like their twenty year
or their twenty five year anniversary release in the theater,
I was like, let's go watch it, but uh yeah,
I watch. I'll tell you what it's always been, uh
hocus Pocus, like every ill think it came out. This
is awesome, you know, and maybe I'll maybe I'll just

(06:25):
grab that back up. I don't know what it is
about hebe Halloween. I don't know what it is. There's
something there, but I you know, I watched was it
Hocus po I didn't ear watch it it because it
used to be on like Free from That was like
a year or two where it was on every single
night at seven. You know, they they stack movies around it,
and then they kind of pushed it away where it's like, okay,
well it's gonna be like every third night, you know,

(06:47):
we'll have Adam's Family Night, we'll have Monsters Inc. You
know night, and stuff like that, and then we'll bring
it back. And then when number two got released, you
know that they're talking about number three now, I'm like, okay,
that's fine.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Number two wasn't terrible, but I understand. I was talking
about possibly like a series that focuses on on the witches,
you know, like a prequel type thing. Boho. Not sure
what it stands for. Not bo go but by one
ho getting another hoe free. Okay, right, sure, I've heard

(07:20):
that there was a deal like that in Vegas. I
just couldn't afford it. I couldn't afford the one ho
much less two of them, and I just didn't have
the energy. I was Vegas.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
So you went to Vegas? Yeah, I told I told
you I was going. You actually so shock?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
No, No, you didn't tell me when you were going.
So was this the trip with Melvin?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, they actually ended up going.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, because you had said it was going to be
in a few weeks.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
You never gave me a date and we were supposed
to talk about bets last week because I was like,
let me get your bets from you, then we can
go that route or whatever. But yeah, it was it
was okay, Vegas is back, baby. It was booming.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
It was busy because everything I hear is it's not like, yeah,
I uh, that's whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
That's what I've heard forever. And I was like, hey,
let's sneak out there then, you know what I mean,
see what's up. It's August. Nobody goes in August. You know,
it's too hot.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
You know.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Initially this is all started because my kids were like,
I want to go to Vegas. My my brother was like,
let's go to Vegas. I go find it. Let's pick
a date, and they like everybody starts kind of like, oh,
I don't know, here's the date. This is what I'm
gonna be there. Come out if you want to come out.
If you're not, I don't care, that's fine. And uh
so book plane not to butt to get there, right
plane not to butt to get back. We did try

(08:41):
to check in kind of early, but we got there
so early because we got an early flight out. There
was like, hey, let's get there. We have a full
day Saturday, full day Sunday, and then we'll come back
on Mondays. Okay, fine, and uh you know, obviously not
a lot of people waiting to check in at seven
or eight o'clock in the morning. So we roll up.
They're like, here's a key to the pool. If you want,
we'll let you know when the pool's ready or when

(09:02):
your room's ready. It was like, okay, cool, we're walking around.
We didn't get back to the hotel till like I
don't know, five or six, maybe seven o'clock, maybe eight.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well, once you get going, you just start walking right,
if you get so far away, it takes you so
long to get back, But you're not going all the
way out there and then just walking straight back to
the hotel. You're walking there, you're dipping in every casino,
and then on your way back, you're dipping in every
casino on the way back.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I mean it's yeah, and so every you know, apparently
she wasn't looking at her phone. Uh. We got checked
in at like two o'clock, you know, mount and then
got checked in early as well. I was like, okay,
you know, neat, but no big deal. They hold our
bags there and we went and got them down upstairs
and whatnot. But but it was fine, uh, but real busy.
And then like say Sunday morning, we go downstairs, we're

(09:46):
gonna grab something to eat and then go to go
to the pool. The lot it with the hotel lobby
was a cluster. I mean, I don't know how many
hundreds of people were there trying to check in. It's
kind of a big hotel. We went to the cost
this time, cousin Paulton. Uh people and they just joined
the M line for MGM property. So people still go there.

(10:08):
It's more I guess it's kind of like a boutique
hotel or something. It's kind of booge. I don't know
what it is. It's got like crap cover everywhere, but
uh yeah, dude, holy crap. I couldn't believe the amount
of people and even walking around, every reservation was filled
up on Saturday. I don't evemember where we ate. I
couldn't even tell you. I don't even know where we
ate sat anymore. And all I know is this Alan.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
All I know you ate White Castle and you sent
me a picture.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well that was Sunday. So we go out there. I go,
y'all want to go. Come on, y'all want to go
to White Castle. Let's go get some White Castle.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
You didn't go to White Castle on Saturday? Hold on,
hold on.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I went out there. I was like, there's a dive
casino attached to it. Yeah, cvs right there. If we
want some more beers stuff like that. I go and
and not to mention, the casino has like dollar beers
or dollar fifty beers. I go, it's a cool place.
Let's go. So we were out there. We go out there,
We get there and there's a security guard blocking it
from the end side. We rolled into the casino, the
casino royale, and he's like, is it What's what's going on? Goes, Oh,

(11:06):
you got to use the other door. It's just blocked
for down. Oh okay, cool. We walk in or walk out,
and then we try to walk in and the door
is locked, and now what the hell's going He didn't
he say just use this door, and the sign behind
the door says we close at ten now, and I
lost my effing mind. I went ballistic and just was like,

(11:30):
what the hell is going on in this world? Where
a white castle shuts down at ten in Vegas on
the street.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Or they closed like they're twenty four hours up north.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
They closed down with Vegas on the Strip at ten o'clock.
So we had to go to the back of the
casino there. I was like, oh, let's find something here,
because they got like three or four little dive little
things or whatever. But yeah, I mean, but it.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Was a book a flight back, and I'm like, screw this,
I'm going on.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, So that was a late night. It was I
bet it was a little bit later, and I'm thinking
right now, because that was the end of the night
and it was late. We had been up. We got
up at like four to catch a flight, ran all day,
went bonkers, went, I went hamd buddy, I was. I
was on the sauceat enjoying myself. And I'm pretty sure

(12:16):
I didn't get to bed till like four o'clock, so
I was up for like twenty four hours or it.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
A little bit over twenty four hours. Old school. I asked,
have you already started buying the october Fest beers? I
have not bought any? Was that close?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I almost did it today and it wasn't. And it
was an actual october Fest, not a fest beer. It
was an october Fest, like Marson, I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Remember who it is, Like, there's a brewery, there's a
local brewery.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
That it's the one with the white and blue checkers.
Whoever does that every year? It's not community? Is it Lakewood?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Is it Lakewood? What's the brewery that Martha used to
work at?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
OHB? Holy shit, it is OHBB.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yep, yep. That's the one that's out right now. And
I think they hit the market quick now, Sam Adams,
I think they're starting to kind of push their stuff out.
If you go into stores and whatnot, you'll see.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
A couple Sam Adams always a good one, it is.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, but I took a look at it. You know,
I was over there screwing around looking at the cause
I don't jump into October Fest beers. I'll jump in
like say October, say September, as soon as Labor Day hits, right,
I'll start hitting September.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
September will do our october Fest beers, October will do
our Fall beers, a lot of pumpkins, and then November
we launch into I don't.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Know, I say we go hard this year, man, I say,
we go so freaking hard on all these freaking beer,
like all the October Fest, the fest beers, the Marsins,
the pumpkin nails, the pumpkin stouts, and I mean, just
really pour it on.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I'm DGF let's go, just just f and go, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, let's cool. Well, I'm ready for it. You know,
I'm already I got bit by the bug. I'm ready
for it to uh, I'm ready for Halloween. I'm ready
for fall. Were already talking about how we're going to
decorate the house inside, talking about how we're going to
decorate the house outside, Halloween is on a Friday this year,
so buddy, it's gonna be fing crazy in front of
my house because last year I went to a bar
and damn that got tossed out. But this year I'll

(14:20):
just stay at home.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'm my number two right now already.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I'm not going that fast to night.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
It just went down so smooth. Now I'm supposed to
save a few of these, right, yes, okay, all right,
I just got to. I got other stuff I can drink.
I just got to. I got to get my mind right.
You know when you texted me and said, hey, I
believe your words were let's go remote and get riggedy wrecked.

(14:46):
So I'm kind of in that mindset of let's get
But also I got to keep in mind we've got
a couple of reviews that we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
What happened your Mike, just I can't hear you.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
You can't hear me.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
No, I can't hear you, and a stream yard can't
hear you either. The stream yard even has you not moving.
Alan's working on some technical difficulties right now. If you
can hear hey, el school, if you can hear one
of us text put in the chat which one you
can actually hear because right now it shows that my
my mic is is lit up, but Allen's is not.

(15:19):
So oh, something just clicked, something popped?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Are you sure? Are we good?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah? On the go, check some audio real quick. No,
I've got the default right there. Get the road in
there he communication and here the road as well. Alan's
working on it. Anyway, it's you, it's me. I hear oh,
he says, he hears both. Okay, dye orange tips on

(15:47):
the beard. I mean I've had an orange beard before. Yeah,
I've had an orange bear before. You want to diet?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Nah, that's funny. You can hear you because stream art
is not registering you as talking right now, me bounce
out and I'll bounce in. I'm gonna bounce out. I'll
be right back. I don't know what you're doing. Don't
put your don't put your finger at me.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Right now? No, okay, get yes, yes, you can hear me. Yeah, okay, okay,
yeah I can hear you. That was all on your end.
I don't know. Mine was moving the whole time. So
you're like stream yards not registering you. I'm like, it
is on my side and then I turned up the
volume on my phone. I'm like, I can hear both
of us, so I don't know what that was.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's active bonkers, man. You know what, I'm done with
stream Yard.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
This is it.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
It's over.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I'm tired at least a month, right, or do you
do all year?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm so tired of this crap. But yeah, so I
I just I'm dying to jump right into it, to
be honest with you, and I might actually start late August,
like you know our show.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
That I'm on. Whenever you are, I'll go. I'll leave
right now and get in October Fest beer and drink it.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I think I want to try to find the singles, right,
That's the other thing too. I want to go and
get singles just so I can knock out more beers
because every single year, and like the Flannel pack or
or the Sam Adams Variety pack, I love that so much,
and I'm fine with just having those and enjoying them.
But yeah, dude, I want to just just mow through
some some fall beers.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
So what we can do is we can get some
some individuals, right, get a six pack of individuals, and
then we can if we do that, it's more of
a pre show record them type thing, right, And so
we can launch into it that way, or we just

(17:49):
go we go full remote and we both get the
same mixed six pack. Right, we both go and buy
individuals and we get the same individuals and just tear
it up on the shows. Right. So it just depends
on how you how you how do you want to
play this?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh, we got a couple weeks. We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out. It's gonna be it's gonna be dope.
And let me ask you a question. If you look
at your settings, I need to know this for me.
If you go to settings on the bottom of that
little sprocket and you go to audio and they'll show
your your mic and your speaker. Yeah, what all do
you have checked there?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
It's the same.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Echo and automatically adjust my mic volume?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh echo automate Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay, cool, cool cool. I just want to make sure
because you know, we haven't used we haven't been back
here for so long, and then obviously we haven't the
last couple of weeks. We haven't done remote. We haven't
used my computer, you haven't used your computer. We've been
using the Mac and so it's like everything just is different.
And that's one of my biggest complaints about using this.
I love my PC, I love my streaming PC, but
for some reason, when it gets to stream yard, something

(18:54):
goes a little haywire. But I'm glad to be back,
I'll tell you that because we've had a lot of
fun with it. You know, there's a lot of benefits
from it, getting some AI generated clips and shorts and
stuff like that. Now has been pepper and the hell
out of our SP Fantasy Football page with other things,
you know, like, let me.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Ask you, old school, all right, have you been checking
out the SP Fancy Football YouTube page and the shorts
or the ticket out like or the Facebook page with
the with the shorts I guess reels or whatever, and
I think it automatically posts them to reels, but uh,
have you been checking that stuff out? I've been posting

(19:33):
some some funny videos on there of you know, different
I don't know. I did a Quinton Johnston and it's
a clip from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Yeah, I'm curious
if you've been watching those, old School and your thoughts,
because I mean, let's just be honest. We do the
show just for you.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I mean, you're not wrong. Like there was a that
was a long time. I was like, man, and I
haven't wald to him in a while. I was gonna
send a text, but I was like, I give you
that thing, uh to got.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Care package coming your way here pretty soon? Old school,
just that I'll shoot you a text. When I actually
send it. I'm kind of putting a couple more things
in it before I ship it off to you. But yeah,
you got I got a care package coming your way, buddy, Hell.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah yeah so but yeah, no, I'm I'm looking forward
to diving into it. I've been seeing some more on
Facebook and YouTube and seeing them on TikTok. All right, cool.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
We created the sb Fantasy Football podcast TikTok last week.
We actually only have nine followers on there. So if
you if you want, you want to share that link.
They're a rapidive. Can you do that work work with
you talking, I'll pull it up and I'll share it.

(20:47):
I just you've been you've been sharing stuff, you know,
But yeah, if you want to go on there and
just drop a follow over on the TikTok, we only
got nine followers on there right now. But you know,
it's it's the same like once that once I careate
a short I post on TikTok, YouTube, orts, Facebook, Instagram,
which is completely dead, like it's absurd, Like.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
We try to be around wherever someone is listening. You know,
they don't. We're not making them jump to another place
or this and that. We try to bring it to you.
So yeah, you're doing you're knocking on the park.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
But yeah, I just want to see if you're watching them,
and you know what, what do you think old school?
Do you enjoy them? I don't know, man, just let
me know. All all I am is just seeking your validation.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
That's it. Oh god, what do you want to talk
about now? Some dildos?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Are sure? I mean, you brought it up, so let's
launch into it. Sophie Cunningham got hit by a dildo
during a w NBA game a third time. It has
it been a green one every time?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Every time? Like a screen one?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Do we have a a serial dildo? Wist?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Or is this the work of a sleeper cell? Right?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
This is on ship? Ever, how do you blurring it out?
Don't blur that out.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Because it's a diut No, No, you're gonna show a
video screen real quick, sure screen buddy, no audio though,
just sharing my screen.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Wait, why is it not working?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
There it goes. Let me zoom in. Can I zoom
in on this pie?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah, And that's what it is. Every single time.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
It's the same one, the Feaver game every time.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I don't know about that. I'll say this. Kelsey Plumb
is the one that kicked it in the kicked it
off the court this pastime. She looks so angry at it.
She's angry at everybody and everything.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
She's so angry right now. You used to be my gal,
and now it's like, yeah, look at that thing. Yeah,
so this thing pops up. Yeah, so leg place by Sophie.
Let's just be honest. Like Sophie has become, she's become,
She's hurt. Sophie is her. I love the fact, like
I'm actually gonna I'm actually gonna go and listen to it.

(23:02):
She's got a new podcast that she's doing, and apparently
some of the comments she made during her first episode,
the w NBA find her fifteen hundred dollars. Oh so
I got it. I'm gonna go listen one because it's
Sophie and two because what would she say they got
her fined?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I don't know. According to the Huff to Huff post,
a social media request posted by Indiana Fever guard, Sophie
County was apparently aroused the wrong kind of attention for
the w NBA Stars someone after someone threw a neon
green dill doe on the court.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
And she got hit the other day, like they were
on the court like that. That first one was thrown
like towards the bench right and then I don't I
can't remember where the second one was thrown. But this
third one that was thrown on the court and Sophie's
at like the free throw line and gets hit like
she wasn't shooting free throws, but she that's just where
she was standing and she gets she gets hitting laid

(23:58):
by a neon en deal like.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
So she's just laughing. She goes they call time or whatever.
She goes to the bench. He's laughing it up and whatnot.
But yeah, I think it's been a base, a bench, baseline,
and now on the free throw line. It's an epidemic.
I don't see it ever slowing down. This is how
it's gonna be going forward. And they're like, how are
they getting it in? I go, how do you think
they're getting it in? Smuggling?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
One of two ways?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Brown or the pink hole.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I mean you can walk in with one in your pocket,
you know what I mean. You know what I'm saying.
They don't check for that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Are they starting to pat down now? They have to?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
But you gotta be like, hey, that's all me.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Let's think about this right now. This isn't This isn't
as big of a deal as throwing a deal on
a court, right like like in hockey in Detroit, especially
like in the playoffs, they're throwing they're throwing out on
the ice yea. And people they're putting them in z
the block bags and shut cramming them in their pants

(25:06):
and sneaking them in. Right now, they're not as concerned
about the octopus being thrown on there. That's a tradition
in Detroit and it goes way back Gordy Howe and
all that, because back in the day, it used to
take the eight legs on the octopus symbolize the eight
wins that used to take the win, and Stanley Cup
used to be able to win it with eight games
and now it takes a little bit more than eight wins.

(25:27):
But Detroit had they kept that tradition going, you know,
back in the asremen and Federal off days and then
later with.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I think it's fun. Oh boy, did I did I glitch?
Or did you glitch? This is not great. This might
be the last time we do this. Hey, come back in,
come back, come back to me, man, come back to me.
Oh my god, here we go again, folks. Every single
time now looked at my internet, my owner is flying.

(26:00):
Oh I hear you talking, and I'm back.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
That was that was you talking? I turned to anytime
I get lagged out or whatever, I always pull up
the auto to hear what you say, because you normally
talk Matt trash.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Then I'm very nice human beings, very nice.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
That's a lie.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I usually just go to my internet speed and let
it run. I need to have that like already windowed
up so when it happens you can just see it,
you know whatever. But yeah, it happens. Man. This is
what this is what we get into, and we want
to do remote We can have a little bit more fun,
you know, and we do stand you know, we stay,
we do more content. You know, usually after the strike up,
your show's over, I'm like, all right, man, let's go

(26:39):
outside and let's just start knocking back cigars. So yeah,
speaking of which, but go ahead. Speaking of which, So
I brought some cigars with me to to Vegas, and
I don't do the expensive ones. As you know, Milton
didn't buy me a couple. He bought a couple that
we had and we enjoyed them or whatever. Then were

(27:00):
over at the Palms and I'm like, hey, I brought
these two cigarets. After we take showers and all that
kind of stuff, and uh, we end up at the Palms.
There was a was it Leonard Skinnered? There's a Leonard
Skinner concert that night and it was.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Max it was whatever's left of it. Right.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
So we're actually talking to people as they're coming out,
like I should have had a camera, and it was
like rolling this lady's like showing us footage, footage of
it and stuff like that, and you know, she's like, oh,
it was amazing, you know this and that or whatever.
So we're having like a little blast. But so I
was like, I brought these cheap little korm cigars and
I'm like, hey, let's light them up and see what's up.
Can't find a cutter, don't have a torch. There it

(27:38):
goes popping again. Did it do it again?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
No, it's in my ear, so it just keeps clicking.
I don't know what it is, but it's like this
thing needs to be just thrown away. Anyhow. Find a
nice bartender who she has a cutter. And then we
have some matches that were given from the pre a
cigar or whatever. So we're sitting there smoking and this

(28:02):
guy tells us to He kind of like, hey, can
y'all go somewhere else that I don't want to smell
that cigar? You know, we're standing up. We're in a
like a crowd, Like there's a people about to go
into like a club right there. Other people just got
out of the state.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, so are you outside?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I'm inside.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
You're inside in a smoking environment, and I'm sure there's
people smoking cigarettes all around you.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Uh yeah, yeah, not as many smokers these days. Did
you know the MGM Park? Park MGM is smoke free completely,
ken'ting smoking there the whole damn place. It used to
be the Monte Carlo now it's Park MGM. Yeah, Kenny
smoking there. Yeah, I finally went in there. It's been
a long time since I've been there.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's where I made I believe the bet for your roulette,
and I made the bet for your for your lions
in that.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
You got that slip around one of the odds.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I got Lizzy's got it. I don't even know what
it was. They're not like their favorites, but they're not
like dogs either, so they're like.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
No, it's not it's not going to pay as much
as it has in years past.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah. Yeah, And I went to the roulette table that
we all had a had a blast at that time.
I got it's still sitting there like, this is it? Baby?
I was like, this is this is where all the
magic happened.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Did you do Rolan? Did you do a live table
or an electric table?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
It's the one where they drops the ball and it
spends it round.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Okay, so you didn't go to an actual.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
It's not digital, but there's a ball.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, but it was okay, Okay. I specifically requested a
live table with all I didn't see that. Yeah, it's
all good.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Half the table, I'll be honest with you. The man
half the tables were packed. And also that's the other thing.
The limits are all higher. I don't know if it's
because I'm there on the weekend. Yeah, all the limits.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I said a five dollars bet, I said twenty. You know,
it's not out of control bet, But I said throw
twenty on fourteen? Or did I say ten?

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I think it was ten?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I think it was ten. I take that it was
twenty on. It was twenty on the division and the
Super Bowl ten on fourteen, Yeah, which you still should
have been able to place a ten dollars bet.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
It was one over. I'm telling you, man, it's it's
crazy expensive about there, and the most of the time
we spent like at the wind Or Venetian Blagio things
like that. So yeah, we just didn't make it. We
eventually went down to like Luxor and stuff like that.
We went down there like late Sunday night, so I
already made the bet. It's like, all right, I'm gonna
screw it. We're already here. Let me just knock this

(30:26):
out real quick. But there, yeah, all the tables were
full or they were all like twenty five men, so
which is crazy. But yeah, I played like crapless craps
you know the bubble craps that I always like to
play or whatever, and had fun doing that. But we
did it the accelerated way where you know, you've seen
the guys on on TikTok or Instagram or whatever. Let's

(30:48):
turn this five hundred into a thousand. Let's turn this
thousand in two thousand. Yeah, Melton is the most unlucky
guy on earth. Having him within twenty five feet of
you is death.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
We had so much fun. But yeah, he he was like,
oh my god, I bet he even says he's bad luck.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
So I can never win at a casino here. I
don't know anyone that wins. Used to hear wins stories
all the time. For me, it just really depends on
where you're going, what casino it is, and the time
of day and what day. So for me, like Saturday morning,
we were waiting on Paul Milton to get there, and

(31:29):
so I take me and Lizzy go to Blaggio and whatever.
She's crushing it because everyone dumped all that money in there.
There's Milton right there, Meltin's in the house.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
What's up? Brother dumped dude.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Everyone on Friday night. That's the best time to gamble.
So if you can get up early on a Saturday,
do it, because they pump those machines full on Friday night,
Saturday morning or Sunday morning at like seven am. Buddy,
it's go time it start it. Just do it, you
know or whatever. But yeah, So anyways, that story about
the cigar, So I'm going to tell you the nice

(32:02):
version because the other version is kind of kind of shitty.
But anyways, so we're in a casino, a casino where
you can smoke. What's up, buddy? How are you hope
every the safe travels out there? Cheers to you, poun.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
And so.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
The guy is like, hey, you mind, you know, go,
you know, can y'all do that somewhere else? I'm like, ah,
you know, I was like, it's a casino, man, we're all,
you know, smoking or whatever. And I think we took
like one step away from him or whatever. But we're
still too busy. We're talking.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
You know.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
It's like we talked the entire time, me and Milton,
just talking about everything. We're talking little league baseball, We're
talking about cop stories, all the kinds of shit. And
so the guy was like, hey, he turned around again.
He was like, Hey, that's cigars giving me a HEADACHEO
you know what fucker you're giving me a headache. And
I'm how to said mfor I don't know what I said,

(32:53):
but I was like, you know what, You're giving me
a goddamn headache, you know whatever, and he goes, I
asked you, I try to ask you nice. Everybody goes,
shut whatever, shut up. So we actually left. We walked off.
I was like, it was the ladies were on the
next bank of slot machines.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I'm surprised you knew where Lizzie was because, like we've gone,
we'll spend twenty minutes looking for her and then we'll
try calling her and she just ignores our phone calls.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, well Paul's with her, so we knew where Paula was.
But yeah, they weren't far. But yeah, no, we Paula
and myself both lost Lizzie like Saturday, like Saturday night.
I mean she just did. Yeah, so now they take
care of the old people. Make sense, seven am coffee run.
It's just because they pumped the machines full of money
that night before. It really is and it does make sense.

(33:41):
And I'm telling you, if you go to the casino
or something like that. If you go like early in
the morning and you want to play slots, it just man,
she got everything to hit.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
There's been several times where we've done our day trips
right and we get there Wednesday morning and she jumps
right as soon as we get there. I mean, me
and you were walking around fun, you know, we're checking
out the scene, what's going on, Let me get some
beers in us, you know, doing all that, and Lizzie
goes straight to the machines. She's dropping the money in there,
and all of a sudden, you're just like, she's hitting, hitting, hitting. Hey,

(34:12):
We'll walk by like and I were like, hey, lazy,
how's it going. She's like, go away, Like okay cool.
When she's hitting, she tells us go away, and we go,
okay cool. We know she's doing good. But yeah, but
she'll she'll disappear on you. She'll we'll be There was
a couple of times because the last time we went,
oh yeah, stone cold sober this entire trip, right, I

(34:34):
couldn't drink and uh, I come up and he's like, hey,
we gotta we gotta bounce.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
This was this was the casino you were getting kicked
out of or about to get kicked out of. No, no,
that was happening. Hey, if I wasn't sober, you can
say allegedly. But I was sober and I knew what
was getting ready to happen. Okay h And I'm like, hey,
we gotta go, and she's like, oka, cool. And then

(35:01):
I turned around. You were gone, and I was like,
I was like, wait right here, I'll be right back.
Let me go, get right and then I go when
I get.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
You, and she's gone, yeah, go get it real quick,
and she disap.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
There she's gone. Like I'm telling her. I was like, hey,
we got to go. We're getting ready to kick get
kicked out. She's like okay, cool, yeah, no, okay, I'll
wait right here, go get them. So I go. When
I get you, text me me to get you because
you go chasing whatever you're chasing. And then I'm like
all right and I go back up.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Was like, god, damn it, she's gone, and she was
like it was like she was watching us and like
moving and hide like it was. It took us some
meant to find her and like the whole time, I
got staff following us, and I'm just like I just
want to go up to be like, hey, guys, I
know I'm working on getting out of here, but I

(35:48):
lost the person.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I'm trying. My damness, I just can't get out of here.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I'm trying. Hey, I get it, I get it, but
I gotta find the other one.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, we had it, but like I said, we had
a good time. That was like the only hiccup I
think where somebody was like, hey, you know, something might
be maybe one other person had something to say about somebody. Yeah,
I got you know, I did I tell. I did
tell Melton. I was like, you know, I was like,
you know, you got those damn lunchbox hands, man, So
don't that's gonna mess with us. And he's like he
made a couple of comments about it during the time.

(36:19):
I was like yeah, like yeah, I was just but
we had a good time. It was chill, nothing crazy,
you know. We like the first night, we said it late.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I wish I could have gone. I really do.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah, like I said, the first night, you always go hard.
It's like I don't even I'm actually I'm on board
with the reason why we just go.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
For one day because like I don't know what would
happen if we went for two.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I don't think I need to go for more than
one day. We talked about going back together, but going
for like an extended period of time. I was like,
we're going to go to the Grand Canyon, We're gonna
go to Hoover dam, We're gonna go shoot you Tolados
and stuff like that, and so that I'm like, I can,
I can think about doing that. And then they talked
about driving into LA I was like, that's fine too.

(37:03):
I was like, I don't. I think that'd be fine,
but I don't want to be there in Vegas or
on the strip for you know, like even last year. Dude,
like I was there for like three or four days
and I was just too damn long. Right, Yeah, he
was chatting up with the McLaren dealer. He goes, man,
I'm gonna get me one of these you know they're
looking around and whatnot, because I'm gonna get one where
I retired, Like I mean, I know a guy like

(37:25):
I take sac. I go, hey, man, you know I'm
at your favorite dealership and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, I would like to for because like I know,
Liz really wants to go to the Grand Canyon. That
like that's a place that she really wants to go
and see and things like that. You know, she wants
to take the kiddos and let's go, let's go to
the Grand Canyon, check it out. I would love to
go to the Grand Canyon because I'm just sure, like
I've never been, but I could just imagine how like
awe inspiring that is, oh big, yeah, just chack ch

(37:54):
I mean nature always wins, right, like when you're when
you're looking at things and you're seeing things nature, whether
it's like wildlife, you know, landmarks, things like that. Like
I just love like when we drove out to I
can't remember out West Texas way right, we went for

(38:14):
that softball tournament and we're driving down the Fruit and
you've got just the hills and the trees and stuff
like that. I actually love seeing that, and like going
up to Michigan and going up north where my mom
lived in that and just driving through the country because
they lived in it. They lived in a technically a
village where they lived and it's you know, where they

(38:37):
lived was my stepdad's property and he had you know,
X number of acres and they had deer hunting out
there and all that so you're going you're out in
the country. And I love going out in the country
and seeing all that. You know, I grew up in
the boy Scouts and going camping and just going to
the wilderness up there in Michigan and camping at once
a month at least, And I love doing that type

(38:58):
of stuff and seeing that stuff. Like I can just imagine,
like just how awesome the Grand Canyon is. Owners in
the house. What's going on, buddy? How you doing. We're
gonna do draft order later tonight. I don't what page
are we doing that on.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
We'll do it here. We're gonna do here.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Are you gonna do a live Uh?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
That's what they want. And so like he was, he'll
stopt balls over. It's like you want to come up
with like Alan's at his place. You know, I'm kind
of here by myself, you know, I got the kids
and whatnot or whatever here. So I was like, eh,
I mean, you can come by, but I'm stuck in
this room. I'm just in a tiny I'm in my bedroom.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, things have you know? I got like it's tight
over here, quite tight. Yeah. So we're gonna actually spin
the wheel. We got a wheel that we're gonna bring
on the screen that way everybody can see it and everybody,
you know, we're all on the up and up and
things like that. So but yeah, I normally say, hey,
come over and hang out in the room and we'll
just well have some beers and chill and enjoy our night.

(39:52):
But yeah, it's it's just my house is a mad house.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Our house is a kind of a disaster right now
because we're going through with Liz's mom, right, I've talked
about it. She's doing, she's got really she has the
all timers in the dimension now and she had an
extra room at the house that she's saying in with
all her quilting stuff. Well, she she doesn't quilt anymore.
She doesn't go in there. Some of that stuff in

(40:19):
there you can't really trust her with because like she's
got like an iron, Like she turned on like an
iron in there. There's no telling like her forgetting she
has it on, leaving it on, you know. And so
we're actually going through and clearing out a lot of stuff.
We're clearing everything out of the quilting room and getting
rid of all that, and so we've kind of been

(40:41):
we're the ones kind of in charge of doing that.
So like we went the other yesterday and cleared a
lot of that stuff out of there. And so I've
got it all here at the house, all over the house,
and I've got to go through it and start listing
all that for sale and selling all of that and
getting rid of all that. And it's just we have
so much stuff here. It's just it's insane right now.

(41:04):
But yeah, you know, you know, anyone who likes quilting stuff,
I got, I got coulting stuff for days.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
It's crazy when they just talking about that. It's like,
you know, your parents or your your grandparents whoever, they
just kind of stock pile crap and when and they
keep a bunch of stuff around and if they don't
get rid of it by the time, you know, by
the time they pass on. And now it's like you're burt.
You gotta go through all that shit, you know. And
I think there was like a couple like on TV,
like HGTV or something or maybe as a YouTube channel,

(41:31):
and they were like, yeah, no, we're not going to
burden our kids with all this shit. It's like, you know,
they had boxes and boxes like when they were in school.
It's like, yeah, it's nostalgic for a second for them.
They're like, oh yeah, but I'm not hold on to
this shit, you know what i mean. But yeah, it's
it is tough.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
It's tough to get rid of then obviously if it's
like stuff that you can sell or you move on from,
give it.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
To the.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Right. I'm going through Like she had all this because
she was a huge quote, she quilted a ton of stuff.
Well I think we have like fifteen quilts or she's
made for us and table runners and all that stuff.
All good. Don't need people seeing us both in the closet.
But he's coming out of the closet. Congratulations on that,
by the way, but uh, thank you very much. Yeah.

(42:12):
So it's just all this stuff and it's just like
going through it all and I've got to go through
it all and list it for sale and get rid
of it and you know, kind of put all that,
you know, kind of aside the money for all that
and figure out what we're doing with all that and
just but yeah, she had so much because she just quilted.
So it's an entire bedroom filled with stuff and like

(42:33):
some of this fabric, like she had like rolls of fabric,
Like it's just this is you go to theage, Yeah,
and it's just so so damn much of it. And
it's like and the amount of rulers and the different
type of rulers that she has, Like I have square, rectangle, octagon,
any shape you can name, I have a ruler of

(42:56):
that shape. I probably I probably have somewhere close to
like two hundred rulers, all different shapes and sizes, and
like looking at some of these, like somebody as you
look at it, and they're selling for like a ruler
selling for like a hundred bucks, and it's like this
is insane nice And so I'm just having to go
through it all and and do all that. But in
the meantime, it's all over here because we have to

(43:19):
have it here, and then there's a bunch of stuff
that's still over there, and it's just.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Like, yeah, yeah, it's tough.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Man.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
The only person I get Culton was France's mom. Alright,
p you know, so I'll tell you this, Boner and Alan,
if you don't mind, Let's do the drawing in ten
minutes here right in the middle of the show. It's
only ten teams, so it.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Give me a second. Yeah, I'm just gonna text the boys.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yep, I'll get the let me get the wheel of
pain out. Let's see spin wheel on stream?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Uh where I mean the chat just happened, not that
long ago. Hold on, Oh there we go, gangs to hose.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
All right, we're gonna edit the win. So all I
need from you is to tell me the team names.
I don't want to use their names. I want the
team names and.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Over all.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Right, let's see, I don't want the name of your
team fear bonus. Yeah, well you know what, let's do
it by I'm gonna do it in the order of
where everybody finished last year. Do you happen to have that?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Can you figure that out? I can get it. Just
I'm texting the boys right now.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Go ahead. I'm just I pulled this up because I'm
gonna get it. Don't hate me, you give me it.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Do me a favor, and you shall step off.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
You shut your mouth, You shut that horror mouth at yours.
Go ahead and text them real quick. But yeah, I
think I found the wheel and I'll be able to
add it and ship me be a problem. So yeah,
we'll do all ten names. What we're gonna do is
we're gonna get these names on here. I'm gonna add
them in the order of one to ten and then
but what we're gonna do is we're gonna spin the

(45:08):
wheel and we're gonna do from ten to one. Okay,
so ten pick till first pick, and we'll record those
those names sin out of text later because I know
everybody's it and everybody's talking about it, you know, fantasy football,
fantasy football, base football, and I'm in on it. I've
just been kind of laxed this year. I don't know
what it is. I've just been kind of, you know, whatever.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
But kind of for a share feature. But I'm not
seeing it on what on YouTube?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Oh it should be right below what the video is.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
But man, hold on, here we go. I got I
got it. I had to wait.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
You had it, but you lost it.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
No, I just wanted to make sure I was clicked
on the right thing, all right.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
So that's what we'll do. We'll run through that and
then because you know, everybody's talking about their keepers, everybody's
talking about draft day, Draft days in two weeks, well
two weeks in a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
So now I got to pull up the order. Everyone
finished it.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Y and I just wanted to let everybody know, whoever's
watching this, this is for our This is for our
home league, SB Fantasy Football Draft, pick the order and
all that kind of stuff will be done on SB
Fantasy Football. So if you were in it last year, Mike,
what's up? How we doing? We got we got them
coming in, now, what's up?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
My I sent the link out to the boys, So
here we go back out here.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
That's going to be later and we'll get our participants
there because obviously I think I think it was old
school that wanted to do the the twenty bucks ahead
or twenty five or whatever. So we'll figure it out.
Maybe we'll do twenty five this year, but if you're
part of the Patreon, you get you know, automatic access.
I think we might kind of try to cap it
this year at ten or twelve. We'll see, because we

(46:57):
do super flex, super high scoring, and we've ran into
some issues, especially like last year when it came to
you know, you know, quarterbacks getting hurt in things like that,
where there's like there's no one else right, So I
think we're going to put in something in place where
you have access to your backup QB not going to
help you a lot, but it is what it is.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Football.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
It's a while I was doing that. We're both having
saloon door beers. He's having Peanut Peanut butter blonde. I'm
having Crispy Boy American pilsner. Both are going down quite smooth.
We're actually starting to get kind of worried if we're
actually going to make it to next week or a
week or two after that where we can do some
individual reviews.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I'm not going to drink anymore of these after this
this week.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
You're done for the night.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I'll drink more.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Oh okay. I was like, we can shut it down
whenever you're ready.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Man talking about this beer. Okay, I gotta I gotta
pull it up on my computer. It's not showing on
on here.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Well, do you just want to do names? Let's just
do names because it doesn't matter where I put them in.
I was just trying to be, you know, like, oh,
we'll do number noe this and that.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
So hold on, let me pull it back up. I
close it, but I can have it up in t
minus three seconds forty five minutes, two and one O
g s ob OgH okay, So hold I'll just give
you names. Mike Graham all.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Right, so Mike g hold on, Mike g.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Oh hold on three. Actually sorry, I actually had the
wrong league up that was striking out here. But my
gram Mike's and both, so that works out. Shane all right,
Doc Boner yeah uh r d r d yeah, new guy,

(48:46):
new guy, right, yes, yes, gotcha uh some old fuck
mm hm Nick muhum and Alan.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Okay, so here's my question. I've got where it put
everybody on there like three times.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Well to get rid of that, there we go.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Now we're talking. Now we're talking.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
And then here's how it works, guys. It starts at ten.
So the first name that pops off on the wheel
spin is ten, and we go all the way to
number one. So let me let me get my little
paper here. Yeah, I'm gonna write this stuff down.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
So the person so yeah, ten to one, and whoever's
left on there gets the number one. Overall you want
to get and this is gonna be like we got
like four minutes, so just get you know, if you
want to watch this or if the boys want to
watch us or whatever, get to get to a computer
and then or a phone and fire this up and
let's get let's get this knocked out. Yeah, oh, you

(49:54):
gotta go to the bottom.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
You know.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I thought about that, Mike. This is for gangster by
the way, gangster gangs. I don't know why I said
strikeout beer, but yeah, you know, old school. This is
probably how we're gonna do the draft order for SB
Fantasy Football this year. Just fyi, Spindwheel Dot app Slash editor, Mike.
I thought about doing that because we all want the tenhole.

(50:20):
But I don't know. I think we should do Let's
just do it this way. I think that's how we
did last year too. I think we did. Uh, I
think I think we did. I think we started it.
We got the ten spot and then we went all
the way at number one, if I'm not mistaken. But
that's how's let's do it like this this year. Does

(50:42):
I think we have everybody on there? Mike? Do you
see any anomalies? Boner, do you se any anomalies? Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten?
That should be everybody there, so we should be good
to go. Allen, we're getting a little all good, okay, Mike, Okay,
so we're gonna do ten. One last person standing against
the number one pick in the twenty twenty five Gangs

(51:05):
the Fantasy Football Draft. Sorry, we're doing this live on
the strike up your podcast, I mean, but I appreciate
you'll be in here listening. Yeah, let you know when
you are ready. We got a couple minutes though. Any
changes this year, Commissioner.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
So here's the thing, ten hole, I've only had two
holes at best. If things want to change, I don't
just make those changes. It will always be thrown out
to the league the vote on. I think Mike wants
to make a proposal this year to get rid of
one roster spot and add an IR spot.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I agree to. That is what I'm actually kind of pissed.
We don't have IR spots. I don't really want to.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
We also have a deep bench.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yeah yeah, that was like during COVID time too. It's like, man,
we can eat IR.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Spots, but it never came into play again.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
But if you're just giving up a bench spot for
an IRS, but then what's the big deal, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I don't know, I think so Mike text me about
that and I said, I'll throw it out there to
the league and I haven't yet. You know, well, we'll
throw it out there at some point, so, you know,
I just kind of crap going on.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I think I want to hear about Boner's two whole night.
I mean, can he call in or something, Buddy.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Tell us what two holes and describe it in detail? Please?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
They were both front door. I don't want to hear it,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
That's just who at this point. Yeah, the fact that
you're not saying you've been you've had three holes, it's
just kind of disappointing.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
God, have you listened to that What is it your
mom's podcast? Whe they're talking about these broads getting there?
Oh my god. Yeah, I think it's more common than
you think. I feel bad for like the next generation
up when like they're like sit there and go, yeah,
I want to marry this girl. I love this girl,
And then all of a sudden you find out, like
you just hear something, you're like, yeah, I can't.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
I guess I just can't marry the who.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I can't do it. Uh, but you have to play
it right.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
No, you know that No, I are well and I
are that's healthy.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Because you can't pick up someone still on IR. That's
healthy if it says I are next to their name,
I don't know, old school. Yeah. So here in like
two weeks, we're gonna be doing the what's you and missus?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Uh post out there about that and start getting that
out there. And I think I think we got to
give Duncan and Mike an invite this year. I think
those two guys get it, get in an automatic pass
because they were they were all in on the football
every week. Uh So I think we offer those two
guys a spot. Old school Missus, old school Jay is in.

(53:52):
Lizzie's in if she wants in. You know, she has
her years where she wants in, years where she doesn't
want it. We'll see how this year.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Hit it like some days. You know, some years it's like, yeah,
let's play as many league as I can, and then
somebody's like, I don't want to play one. Yeah, alright,
all right, nine to sixteen? Are you ready to roll?
My man?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I am? I am ready. Let's let's do this again.
We're going B to T ten to one. Someone said
we went one to ten and we've never done one
to ten. I don't think. I think we've always gone
B to T A long time ago. You keep the
suspense going, right, I don't want to number one pick

(54:30):
right out of the gates. That's boring. It's boring.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
But a lot of us want tom.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Like an elimination wheel.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
We're going to find out. I guess. Yeah, let's see.
Let's see how it goes, because you know what, let
me see the setting real quick? Uh title stream? Let
me let's change this real quick.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Giving up a roster spot while are then what is
the difference. You can just carry the player in the extra.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Spot, That's what I say.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
But you can put a guy in I R and
pick up another player.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Oh man, I don't know if this is Is this
an elimination will?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
I don't know. I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Oh hold on, let me see shuffle slices, sort slices
style editor. Yeah, that's something we need to figure out
right now. Let's see text, right man, I don't want
to do this and then all of a sudden it
doesn't do what I'm trying to. Hold on, let me
find a editor. Uh oh wait, hold on, elimination will, Well,

(55:31):
there we go, will the names random picker? Okay, now
we're talking all right? All right? Home? Slice?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Let me let me do I have to give you
names again?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Not if copy and paste works. It's called the internet.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Okay, well, and I don't think copy and paste is
called the internet.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
It is here, jack ass? All right? So all right, jackass,
all right, where the hell is the thing? There we go, man,
I'm trying to invite people.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Now, there's nothing on that invite screen.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Will you shut up? I'm trying to do.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
So. While you're doing that, I'm just gonna go ahead
and tell you guys right now, saloon door, Ah, Peanut
butter Blonde is phenomenal. I absolutely love it.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
I hate the fact that now I've got to give
one the rapid Dave and I gotta keep one. And
we're gonna do a review later on it.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
If they had more at the store.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
They do, yeah, they do, but I mean they did,
but you never know.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Things change, all right, you ready, dude, shuffle shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle,
and the ship out of this thing. This should be
an elimination. Whill I hope it works?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Hold on, hold on, keep Mike, are you still in here?
I'm sure Mike's still in here.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
He wants to wait.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Keep shuffling until Mike says stop. Okay, right, Mike, say
stop when you want him to stop shuffling.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
All right, yeah, yeah, come on, go on, he said, yeah,
he just.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Said, yeah, he's still in here. Keep until he says stop.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I'm shuffling. I'm shuffling so damn hard.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Do you think I was part of the Okay, all right,
here we go, all right, here we go, guys, elimination
wheel ten to one draft picks for the Gangster Fancy
Football League. Let's go spin that wheel, spin it baby,
and with number ten pick, it goes to Shane.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Here you go. You're gonna remove Shane from the list.
Congratulations Shane. Do you feel feel free to exchange that
pick at your earliest convenience?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
All right, A lot of people covet the ten spot.
I love it. I love it because you get those
two picks back to back in the first round. All right,
number nine pick, let's go. Here we go, we're spinning
spin and then.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Get a new guy. Get me out of here, Get
me out of congratulates this new guy with the number nine,
forever being.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Known as new Guy. I think at the last track,
I was like, hey, what's up? New guys? Like, hey,
my name is what I gotta know your new guy?
He's like, when do I saw being a new guy.
When there's another new guy, you're you're always we have
a new guy and we have old old fuck.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yeah, that's just that's just who you.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Are, Like, deal with it. Anytime someone mentions his name
in the chat, they're like hey, I. He's like, hey,
I always hanging out with so and so, And I
was like, who the is that?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
God, can calm down, all right, it's a new guy.
I was like, okay, number number nine, number eight, spin it.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
This maybe doc, oh.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Doc looking number eight pick. You had the number one
pick last year and you had tough choices.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Sunk me, it sunk me.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yeah, all right, number seven pick.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Let's go big money, big money, no way, no wommen
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,
Mike to the g Mike Graham with the number seven pick.
All right, mind the number seven? M next number six pick.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Oh well, might get to you, bonner older in the house. Congratulation.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Yeah there you go, all right, number five, top five.
No no, no, no, no, no, no, some old dude.
That's a great spot. Even though I don't want it.
I want number one. What do you want? Number one?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I had so much pressure last year.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
I don't know I can fill building up you you
you were so we are always right next to each other.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Oh god, yeah, you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
All right? Number four? We got four spots left. Who
is it gonna be? R d oh racist baby? Number four.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
It's such a jerk.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
All okay, we're in the top three, number top three.
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
The number three pick is I mean, it's gotta be you.
You always, it's me, It's me, it's me. You're over
every single round. That'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
We're pretty yeah, all right, so we're in the top two.
We got we got the last hole. Hold on before
you spend this. The last time Nick had the number
one pick, Oh no, he didn't have number one. He
traded for the number one pick, screwed it up. He
ended up having the number one. He traded for the

(01:01:05):
number one pick, drafted Le'Veon bell and he didn't play
all year. We win either way with these guys picking
tops two. And he is probably gonna tell you goes
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Here he's already melting down. He's already melting down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Oh man, all right, so let's go. It is where
we find out number two and the number one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Who is it going to be?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
What's up? Jay?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Jay? How you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
We're doing our draft order for our number and number two,
which means with the number one spot. Brother, yep, just
spend it one more time, just to make sure it
lands on hess Oh, this is close. It's gonna be close.

(01:01:52):
And with the number one pick Shane new guy, Doc Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,
my Boner, some old fuck or racist Dave Alan cuddles
and hess Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
My pick is always available for trade. It doesn't cost
much other than a case of beer. That's how much
I was gonna get rid of Ceede Lamb last year
for the case of beer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
I'll give you a case of beer for the number
four pick. Gone, wait what you're in front of me? Yeah,
so I'll have the number three and the number four pick.
You said your pick is available.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Just giving you're already trying to steal. Huh, you're already
trying to teak this year.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
You legit said you said, and I quote, my pick
is available for a case of beer. Oh yeah, I
mean you didn't say anything about the pick swap. You
just said it's available for a case we'll get that
get swap.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
There you go, there's your picks, gangs. The famous football
will kick off. What what date we said alone, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
I have no idea. I think the weekend before Labor Day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Yeah, it's always the week before Labor Day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Mike. Mike just sent a bunch of asterisks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Oh that's you, that's what he's talking about. So August
twenty fourth, at whatever time. I think it's either going
to be a doctor or house. Again. I like that
because it's closer.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
To my house, said he would do it. There you
go change you want to trade, buddy, he said, number ten.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Yeah, I mean you know, I mean money. You know,
I'm just saying, yeah, twenty fourth. We'll probably all get
together on noon or one whenever Hes says, come on
over another. I hope hopefully beautiful day. We always have
so much fun. Draft Day as is always a great day.
The crazy thing is a lot of times this is
like this is the one time of the year week

(01:03:48):
to see old friends and things like that, just because
but yeah, it's a it's a great time to get together.
The boys have a good time. We behave ourselves for
the most part. Nothing crazy, so looking forward to it
to be honest, you know, two weeks, two and a
half weeks. I guess you want to call it that. Yeah, man,
I'm ready, you ready, you're ready to have.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Sometimes I'm texting the draft order to the boys right now.
So I.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Got to mix in some stuff this year. I think,
I don't know, should we hire a waitress to help
us out?

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Or is that just you talked about that year after
year after year and never I.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Think Doc was actually gonna, you know, go in on that.
Why do you call me racist? Dave? What are you
an asshole?

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I'm number four and you're number three? Ah, this is
gonna be a terrible draft. It's just not my backstabbing
and bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I can't wait. Yeah, we established last week what the
R stands for.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
No, you said it, not me. I didn't agree with it,
you just said it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
I mean, no one gets to pick their nicknames.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
That's ridiculous, that's insane. You can't say that. Don't say that.
You can't say that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I did say it again.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Great, I'll wa your event. And the ass less chaps,
All chaps are assless. I don't know why people say
ansless chap.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Can you just lose the chaps altogether.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
I mean dogs out. I guess that's fine. Yeah, just
something slapping around.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Give me a pocket dog, not if you don't have
any pockets. I'll wear I'll have pockets. I just need
the dog. Oh, I got the I got the buns ready, buddy,
So so real quick. I had a couple a couple
of things.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Well, hold on, t J.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Why did the toilet paper fall down the stairs to
get to the bottom, bottom bottom?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
How's that jeep treating you, buddy, he's gone full jeep dork,
Like full jeep dork. I keep that thing anytime anybody
asks you about anything, that's how you respond.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I keep that thing off like it doesn't matter what
they're talking about or anything. So if you if you
want to be beaten down by Jeep videos, just follow
TJ or whiskey pro on TikTok all it is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
It's full on at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
You never go full retard and he has he has.
But I'm quoting the movie. We're not all quote movies
anymore on this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
You can there's some other movies I guess you can quote,
but you know, so real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
I had a couple of things, talk about one I
think you'll be excited about this. I doubt well. Okay, Well,
on August twenty fifth, Cinema theaters are going to be
showing Batman and Batman returns.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
My interest.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
All of a sudden, you got a raging just.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
That's why I had to move up, because it was
starting to hurt because it was pinned too much blood
flow at once. It just hurts these days. Yeah, I'm
in on that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
I'm in Yeah, Who's wreck Who? Following Returns will be
in theaters on August twenty fifth Cinema theaters.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
That's a fun.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Is it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Do you know that our draft is on is on Sunday,
which is the twenty fourth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
We just talked about this, Okay. I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Yeah no, I didn't say, like what was the you know,
August twenty fourth in nineteen seventy four, like, oh, Tuesday afternoon,
you know whatever that was? Batman? Yeah? Is it a doublet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
It doesn't say it just says they're both going to
be in theaters. So I'm a I mean, you got
to do as a double feature with a little break
in there. Next week, tune in when Allan quotes Django
unchanged Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
That's what I'm asking. I'm like, hey, you quote some things,
you're not going to quote other things, all right? Tim
Burton's iconic films Batman nineteen eight nine and Batman returns
nineteen eighty two theaters for a special one night engagement
on August twenty fifth, exclusively Adobe Cinema and at AMC Theaters.
So that's it, it's just that night.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's Monday thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Man, that's a long time to be sitting in the theater.
We're going to do it. What is the tickets going?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
So, I'm sure they're already on sale, it's in nineteen days.
I guarantee you can go and buy them right now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
I started uh typing it in and it went right
to Batman or to ticket prices, ship, let me find it.
I'm gonna go. I guess I have to go at
this point.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Here be sure. The old guy said Pittman will be available,
and someone else said Waller's back this year. Everybody, take
it easy, let's take some shots. I got a story

(01:08:47):
about a Florida woman who got busted at the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
What was she carrying in her virgina?

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Nope, carrying in her brawl. M So, so let me
give you. I'm going to give you three guesses.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Okay, two guess.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
What she was smuggling in her bra.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Well, I'll say drugs first, and it's probably not drugs,
and then i'll say a live animal, like a snake
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
It was a live animal. What animals there? It's one
one animal, but multiple of one animal.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
What the hell I mean? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
It's not a snake. It's not a snake. Snake, You're right,
it's it was a snake.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
It's not like a gerbil.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Those things called those long like weezel looking things. Well,
if that's in our bra they're small, right, so then
mice or something. They're rodents or baby something, right, they
got to be something small? How small? Like sea turtles?

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Like little turtles. It's just it's just the story just
said turtles. Is that like?

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
That's not like smuggling though, that's just like, hey, I
got some turtles on me. What's the big deal?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Well, I mean you have to declare animals that you're
taking in, like she's trying to carry on turtles in
her brawl.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Oh okay, all right, well whatever, oh it took me
to the AMC channel. Jesus, this sucks AMC theaters. I'm
still trying to book this thing. I'm gonna book this
right now. I want to watch it. I want to
watch it. I saw Batman nineteen eighty nine in Frankfurt.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
I saw.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I was there with all my cousins. My aunts brought
us to it, took us out there. I remember the same,
the same damn theater is still there, and that's where
I saw Batman Dark Knight that I took my small
my little brothers too, and my kids and I had
to like cover their eyes because I thought he was
gonna blow his fucking head off.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
So I saw Batman in Wayne Wayne, Michigan. Spend the
majority of my life growing up at the at the
drive in theater on a double feature. Hell yeah, I
fucking love drive ins driving double feature. I've talked about
it before on the show. Let me see if you
can guess. I saw Batman and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Nineteen eighty nine. I don't know what came out in
nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
It was a sequel to Home Alone, not Home Alone. No,
I don't know class a classic movie.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
I don't know Man Batman, Yeah, it was back.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Ghostbusters. Oh no, shit, Ghostbusters too. So was Batman and
Ghostbusters too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
How great is that, dude?

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
I mean that's kind of be like a top ten
night of my life, right, like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Right the last drive And I remember I was watching
Stone Cold with Brian Boswell, and I'm pretty sure Home
Alone two was, like I'm pretty sure was the odd
choice for nipple clams we got but you got vegetables
here all what they were smuggling. Yeah, I mean yeah, anyway,

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so I'm pretty sure like Home Alone two or something
like that was the second one. I remember we were
hanging out in the back of a truck. You know,
that's where we had the pillows and the what they
call them palettes, you know when you put a bunch
of blankets down and shit like that. Yeah, all right,
So Batman is playing at four and seven at most theaters, okay,
and then Batman Returns is going to play at ten

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pm at these theaters. So it's a fucking late night. Yeah,
so I have to suck it up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Michael, Michael, Okay, So I'm glad you're here. Michael Hinson.
All right, good, if there's well, I was gonna talk
to you rapid Dave, and let you know first of all, Hintson,
I am now a member of the Disputed Territory. I
hope you've seen that I've committed five dollars a month

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to you, buddy, so you're welcome. I was going to
talk to Rapidave about your absurd athletic claims that you
made this past weekend. Uh, well, I was got to
got to see you and hang out with you out
there a pastime. We'll wait till he gets back, but yeah,

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how are we doing? How's everyone doing? Saw that much appreciate? Hey,
no problem, no problem. I'm sure you've talked to me
about like weird flex. It is a weird flex. But hey, Hintson,
share the link if you guys want to support a
local UH comic book creator artist. Hintson's got this comic

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that's created. We did a live reading out a pastime
a few years ago Disputed Territory. I made no crazy
claims about my ability. My claims were about certain players
not being good. No, you're you had crazy claims about
your athletic ability. But Hinton, go ahead and share the
link in the chat if you don't mind. They'll be
over there on the Facebook if you if you guys

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are watching the Disputed Territory dot com, go check it out.
You can become a member and support a local comic
book creators project, which is a good project for as
cheap as I think. It's like three dollars a month.
It goes three four and five dollars a month, and
you get some extra added bonuses and things like that.

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But go go go support someone local. What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
I remember, I don't even remember what I remember donating
like money one night when he was on the show.
Were we donating to like to go fund me or
something for him starting this dispute the Territory thing again,
I don't remember what I donated money for. I don't know, man,
I came ome it was like one hundred or two.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
I was like fundme or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
It wasn't go fund me, but it was something like that,
you know whatever they call that shit. When you're trying
to start.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Become a member for the Disputed Territory at five bucks
a month.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Oh yeah, so you get over the under the table
stuff or over the pants stuff, or asked I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Get a member shirt and he told me no, And
I was pretty disappointed about that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
I can probably make you all know you want one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
It says like I wanted to if you did territory
member shirt, Well give me the logo, send it over
and then we'll put member on the back.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Okay, all right, let's make this happen.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Remember since like twenty twenty five or something, you have logo.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Logo you have is one of his A co few
of shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Oh that's what it was.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
It's awareness thing they did. Yeah, we're all aware, Like
what are we doing? We know what's a thing?

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Yeah, everybody's everybody's aware.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
So I got to see uh oh, hold on a second,
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Okay, really great.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
I got to see I got see Hinton this last weekend.
Out of the past time. Yeah, show the past time
he was there. We're talking, we're talking football and only
going back there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Huh okay, cool, cool, cool, you know things happened. I'm
glad it did happen. I'm all of a sudden, we're
lighted back to movies and ship. All of a sudden,
I get to watch movies for free.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
So so we were talking quarterbacks and we got on
the topic of Justin fields.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Man does he think he like just as bad as
Lamar because he doesn't like the African American quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
This is an ongoing newsletter digital stuff discount ship. My
phone is about to die, okay, real quick. He claimed
he can kick a football, punt a football better then
Justin Fields can.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Throw a football, and almost rush the court and like
block a w W NBA game.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
He was he was gonna take the basketball away and
no one was able to get it away from him,
to which I told him, I go, that is the
most absurd claim you've ever made about your athletic ability.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
But accurate though, I mean yes, like nobody or like
two years ago when he made the claim, there wasn't
as many guards and other things, but no one gave
a shit about like there was like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Thirteen talking about Justin Fields. One where he says he
can punt, I can better than Fields can throw a football.
That's absurd. You cannot come on like and like, I'm
not claiming Justin Fields is this all world great quarterback.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
But he's a professional.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
He's a He's a quarterback in the National Football League
who's been in was in a horrible situation with the Bears,
and he's in a much better situation with the Jets,
which is weird to say. How about little members?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Since let's do this, I bet he can punt a
ball further than a w NBA player can throw a dildo,
even though Kelsey Plump has a fucking cannon on.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Her she does. I don't. I don't know. I don't,
I don't know. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Think my pants come off every time I see that video.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Yes, he was, he's making I am not making a
stupid I'm saying, Justin here's what I said. I said,
Justin Fields will be better for the Jets than Aaron
Rodgers was. And that's not outrageous, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
I believe in that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
I believe that, you know, I'm yeah. And he's like, well,
I can pun a football better than Justin Fields can
throw it. I was like, that is I looked at it. Go, dude,
you've heard me make this this statement before, and I
I stand by this statement over the other one. I go,
that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Can we and will he? Can we meet up at
like some high school or middle school and just let
him pun a couple and then we'll all like, all right, well,
we'll have.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Videos of it. I was like, you can't even pun
a football in a spiral. I don't think he can
do that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Oh that's pretty dope when they do that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
I don't think he can.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
No, it's just gonna go fucking flail to the left
of the right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
It's gonna be top over bottom. It's gonna be it's
it's gonna be all.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
He's like, that's how you pin him deep.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
It's bounce, baby, he's gonna pun it twenty five yards
to pull a hamstring.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
This guy, he definitely thinks like he's like dildos. He's
Uncle Rico.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
He's like, yeah, coach, put me in. I'll bring the dildos,
all right. So we're gonna have an event, like a
dildo filled event that you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Just the head Hanson is Uncle Rico.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Can you here's a question for you. Yes, can you
throw a dildo further than anyone can punt a football?
I think the answer is no. I don't think. I
don't think you could throw a dildo further than anyone
that you know that's an adult can punt a football.
I mean, I'm talking Jay Michael, even Boner. I'll play

(01:19:36):
the part of justin Fields. So yeah, I think I think,
I know, I think you know the answers. No, I
think that's the I think that's what can we get
A man, I'm trying to think about Hesse's layout. Do
you think you can punt a ball or someone can
punt the ball straight? And do you think you could
throw a dildo straight? We can do this in the

(01:19:57):
front yard.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
I think they're pretty air with dynamic. Someone they put
they put the green dildo in Kelsey Plumb's hand like
she's throwing that big.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Fucking that uh that T shirt and she fucking launches
that thing. So here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
It's such a tight spiral.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
If we ever want to have the draft at Hess's
out house again, we're not going in the front yard
and launching dildos.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
How about the street, the cross street, the street next
to it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
We're not going to Hess's house and launching dildos.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
I'll be on the golf course tomorrow. Do you want
to do this tomorrow at the golf course. You can
come over and we'll bring a football and don't work tomorrow.
I'm gonna tell you to bring the dildo. But all right,
that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Yeah, I got that one your mom left over here.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Big vainy thing. Well, no, you gotta tell the small
green one. That's the question. You're not gonna get much
distance of that big veiny thing, but the small green one,
are you?

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Yeah? What do you mean? Am I gonna flee?

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
You're gonna try to spiral it out there?

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
No? No, no, no, I want to watch it like this,
spin like this. I feel like that's a better I'll
be on a plane in the Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
There's another brag. Congratulations you afforded a forty nine dollars
flight spirit. No one cares.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Yeah, he's one hundred confidence ability to throw a football
or punt a football better than justin Fields can throw it.
It's like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Dildo corn hole as we're gonna have at Hessa's house.
That is why gonna come.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
We could do that because we can do that in
all these dildos.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
That's how we should do the draft. Order play dildo
darts or something like dildo lawn darts next year. Boys,
before like we get there, we have a couple of
drinks real quick for us. Oh, we gotta get real ones. Man,
they got a fucking flap in the air.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
And your completion percentage is absurd. It's absurd.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Yeah, dildo lawn darts is gonna how we're gonna That's
how we're gonna determine the draft position next year.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
That'll be fun. Yeah, I got one more story for us,
all right, one more, I got one more. There's a
there's a zoo in Denmark. Okay, uh that said, I said,
better not further. I understand what you said, and you're wrong.
You can't put the football in the spiral.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Maybe you can't. All right, give me the story from Denmark.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Next time. You're gonna be a pastime. Let me know.
We'll go across the street to the middle school the
football field and and we'll make it happen. There you go,
and I'll hit you with a five questions with Alan
the street on the football field.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Oh, put the microphone on the end of a dildough.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Yeah, yeah, let's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Come on, come on down.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
There's a zoo in Denmark that said, hey, if you
do you have any pets or animals that are healthy
and you can't keep them anymore, we'll take them as donations.
You can donate them to the zoo.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Oh god, they feed these animals to big animals for
the carnivores.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Oh Jesus, Oh that's the way I do an interview. Yeah,
so they're asking for hey, hey, you've got a dog
that you can't you can't keep anymore, and you gotta
get rid of them. And he's healthy. They didn't put
that stipulation they have to be healthy. Oh they're gonna

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ki us and we're just gonna let them loosen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
The line.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Exhibit or the tiger or the cheetah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
But this is why we gotta start getting rid of people.
Like they should throw the person that came up with
that idea into the fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Things are different. I don't give a ship like that's
fucking insane.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
That's insane, gesus. Yeah, no, the person that came up
that idea, and he's be thrown in there. Yeah, they're
they're they're like they're letting the dog in, but then
like someone yanks the dog back out and he's just
standing there all of a sudden, or he or she
or whoever the fuck it was.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Well, let's think about this. Just let me just say this.
Here here in America, we have we have all these
animal shelters and these animals get to a certain point
where you know, dogs, cats, where they're in the shelters
where they can't keep them anymore. Yeah, and they've tried,
they've tried to give them away, they tried all the stuff,
and they don't have room, they don't have the money,

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so they ethanize them. Yeah what if they just took
him to the zoo and said, here you go. You
think I mean they're gonna die. They're gonna die either way.
Ethanize them first. Okay, that should be how the handle
zoo layoffs.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Yeah, because that's bullshit, Like, that's insane. That's I saw that.
I was like, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Like, oh, here you go. This fucking dog or a
cat has never been around anything.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
I would expect that out of Florida, but Denmark, I
canto be.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Kind of nimble. They just jump on whatever the hell
is there and just kind of run off. You probably
can't keep whatever, but like a dog, holy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Shit house, what's up? But yeah, yeah, Jesus, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
I can take you. I can talk or I can
take about.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Take about youth in Asia all day.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
All right, appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Thanks, Hey, thank you for stopping by. We appreciate you,
We love you, Jay. Have you been enjoying the shorts?
Why would you think Denmark has their ship together? I
don't believe any European I would think Denmark has their
ship together more than Florida does.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Allen prefers the European culture. I don't know why, because
he's never been there, but he thinks that they're better
than we are.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
I again, in reference to Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
That's wrong with Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Entertainment purposes. Nothing there ain't run with Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
I love Florida. I like it, like it a lot.
I don't know what that is. Okay on my computer
doesn't show that. All right, I love you. All right,
let's get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Man, K Well, if you guys, we're actually gonna knock
back a few beer reviews, do some Patreon stuff. I think, honestly,
I think on Patreon just gonna get weird. I don't know, man,
we might keep the dildo talk to going.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
I mean, you know, Dido is gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
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Join the Patreon three bucks a month. Have a save
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that's why it's all for you, Jay, It's all for you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
We're going to show up to the draft day with
a bunch of dildos.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Them everywhere. Just show up with a backpack full of them.
Start printing them right now. Jesus h But you know what, guys,
thank you so much for joining us. We appreciate you. Guys.
Send me a Lincoln. I'll share it to you. Done,
all right, done, I'll text it to you buddy, Hey,
budd Hey, guys, thank you so much. We appreciate you.
We love you as always on Allen. Talk to you

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guys later.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Deuces, I mean