National Talk Like Yoda Day

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man. Uh. It's day twentyfirst, Friday twenty twenty one. Man
twenty twenty one is just blowing by. It's just crazy. We're almost halfway
downst to June. Things are gettingout of hand. Things are getting out
of hand. It was just April, which means it was It seems like
yesterday. I used to rock theshow. I at least the track you

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lock the flow, notory. Yes, they got to know life and always
what it seems to be. Worst. Can't express what you mean to me.
I'd give anything to hear half yourbreath. I'm still just half you
know. I'm still living your lifeafter death. What you mean? I

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mean, We're gonna live my lifeafter death. It's what you can be
me. I think I could try, Brandy Hi, I'm gonna hire you
to BB after I die. Ijust to work. I'm pronouncing more words
incorrectly. Just just just I can'tunlearn how to read brand. Just try

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not to be such a dingle allthe time, and maybe you'll be able
to It's national talk like Yoda Day, the second Star Wars day of the
month. Talk like Yoda Day youshall talk. Yoda Day you Shall Talk
is not what Yoda would say atall. Talk like Yoda you shall is
what Yoda Day you Should Talk meansnothing that time, Yoda, That's not

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anything. Put that on a Tshirt right now. Yoda Day you should
talk, talk like Yoda. Youshall there it is there, it is
now, you got it, evenwith the voice day off takeoff. Yes,
uh, Yoda day you should talk. That's a classic. Um boy,

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very excited about this day. Ium, I know somebody. Do
you know this guy? Yeah?Do you do you know? Do you
know Florence Florence so Danley, Florenceon the Machines? No, Florence Danley,
Florence so Danley lives down there byCrispy. I don't know Florence so

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Danley that lives down there by Crispy. Yes, what I believe is the
world's largest stuffed Yoda collection. Wow, how many six thousand, three hundred
and twenty one did you look at? A counter? Off screen? Just
slipped as the lost one slipped twentyone? Boys. Dog must have got
one. Yeah, it's amazing,It's unbelievable. Yeah, he loves right

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down there by Crispy. Librate itby Crispy. Yeah. Um, I
was talking to Florence and he wasshowing me his latest and his greatest.
He just got a tiny little stuffYoda. Um that if you it's like
a gosh, how do you It'slike a puppet. It's kind of you
stick your hand inside, you pullit through. You pull it through,

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it becomes and it becomes a pullit through you do and it becomes a
jar jar. It's like a whoop. It's uh Yoda, whoop, it's
Jarjar. The two greatest characters.And so it's a two and one.
Um. And he was telling melike, man like Star Wars is the
next big thing, blah blah blah, like trying to get me to buy
Star Wars stock. And I'm like, no, I'm all in a dog.

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And then he said stock you meanDisney stock, no, Star Wars,
Star Wars stock. Yeah. Um. He said, Craig, you
know Dan, right, And Iwas like, of course I know Dan.
Does Dan know you? And he'slike absolutely he doesn't. If he
doesn't, if he says he doesn'tknow me and he doesn't know, yeah,
but he says that you know aboutnational talk like Yoda, that's true,
I do. Uh. We talkedabout George Lucas all the way back

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on May the fourth. I remember, Wow, the Skywalker ranch dressing.
It was a bad idea, ofcourse, Um, did you know originally
he wanted to name Yoda Judah Judahis what he wanted. You demand you
to best all that. And thestudio didn't like it, and they said,
why you didn't He said, becauseI want to pair it with a
thing for the stores called Youda Goudacheese. And it was George has lots

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of food, a lot of time, a dairy based food ideas. Uh.
And and you know, God blesshim somehow he's still a billionaire.
Uh. But he wanted to doyou to gooda cheese and the cheese was
green, um, but it wasa Gouda cheese. Uh. Twentieth century
Fox hate hated it. And theysaid no. He said, I'm still

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gonna name it Uda, just incase, I mean, in case it
goes well. I do want theGooda cheese to be in the back pocket.
I don't want to actually put thecheese in. It doesn't matter.
Um. And they said, look, George changed the name or just it's
for scrapping. Oh god. Andso he said, you know what,
you're right, I'm gonna change thename to Yoda. And so we got

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Yoda and instead he established an nationaltalk like Yoda Day. He said,
Yoda right out of the right.Interesting And they still let him do the
movie. I think he meant Yodacomment right, like Yoda. Right,
that's better anyway, better than Yuda. I like Yuda. Um great,
that's national talk like Yoda day.Yes, you have two Star Wars days

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at all. It makes for goodquestions. I don't know whatever. Um,
Yes, we have two Star Warshistories holidays this month. I'm sorry.
UM. This celebrity anniversary release ofStar Wars Episode five, The Empire
Strikes Back, is at five.Yes, yes, um. The Empire
Strikes Back opened to the Seattle InternationalFilm Festival and limited US theaters on May

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twenty first, nineteen eighty, beforepour before Miry across the country after stop
it premiered to the cru Cruntry Justtry for once in your life? Said

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it? Premier? What are youtalking about? I I wnna strike strike
that. Here we go start over? You shall. The Empire Strikes Back
opened to the Seattle International Film Festivaland limited US theaters on May twenty first,

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nineteen eighty before premiering across the countryon June twentieth. The holiday is
to honor Yoda's first appearance in theStar Wars franchise. UM, so yes
we shall. I how did youget crunch out of that? I have
to know the across across the countrybecame across the country. You know what's

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funny is is that I almost,in telling my his street, almost did
an empire strike's back thing. ButI decided that what do you mean why
because that's when Yoda appears. Ialmost did that some of that, and
then I was like, no,we'll just say the scrap the whole Star
Wars. But it's it's either thehistory or it's not the history. I
know what you're saying, but youjust told me a history that was different

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than mine. But yes, mineis the true history. Yours is almost
always incorrect. What do you mean? How dare you? What was it?
Dare you? How? Yo?Gavel? Gavel? Yo yo yo
do Yoda? I don't hate theidea, although it being green is unfortunate

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easy being green? Um, soyeah, I talk like a Yoda watch
Star was whatever. If you didn'tdo it on the flour if you can
do it now. It's Friday,so maybe take the day. Well,
I don't know what you want todo, but what we want to talk
about is our favorite movie quotes.Um, we're gonna get to that.
Here on the other side of thebreak. I can't wait to hear other
people's because I know you have one. I got a bunch, but I'm

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gonna arrow down to one. Yesterday, Oh back already, you were telling
me your favorite movie quote. Ilove to hear it. Um, she's
our Mermaid, real movie in atheater, in a theater. Brand Come

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on, you're trying to tell methat October Kiss did not go in theaters.
It did not go in theaters.Well you go while I figure out
another one, because apparently mine didn'tgo across the cruntry across the crunte h.
I My favorite movie quote is AndyDufraine two red Redding in Shaw Shank

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Redemption in the letter Remember red Hopeis a good thing, maybe the best
of things, and no good thingever dies. That's my favorite movie quote.
There's some great ones, the moreclassic ones, for sure. Um
you know a ton from Gone withthe Wind and cast A Blanca and says
in Kane and all these movies.But that's my favorite one. Um close

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seconds uh in Batman begins I neverhad the chance to thank you. Uh,
and You'll never have to is anotherreally good one, I think.
Um, he is not here.Passion of the Christ. I think,
Oh my gosh, um, let'sget to these. Huh you don't have
one. I don't have. Imean, I don't do a lot of
movie quotes. It's not my thing. I'm not the guy who goes around

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quoting movies. It's not because Iyou know, I haven't seen you.
You can have a favorite without goingaround quote. No, I don't.
I don't really have a favorite.Okay, the ones that I had,
like, I like, she's mymemored. I think about that all the
time. So and you say itdoesn't count, so and that hurts.
So I don't know what you wantfrom me. Man there Amy Matthews gave
us uh oh no, no,no, it's just one long one.

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You know what Christmas story when theguy the the statue breaks and he's walking
out and he just yells, nota finger. That's probably my favorite,
my favorite line in a movie.Not a finger. Not a finger?
Wow? Interesting? Uh? TheyAmy Matthews gives us several from the Lord
of the Rings, interestingly enough.Wow do you want to There's some good

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in the world, mister Frodo,and it's worth fighting for it. That's
a good line. A day.Oh, this is a really good line.
This is from Eric Gorn. Aday may come when the courage of
men fails, but it is notthis day. It's another classic line.
Um, it is the small things, everyday, deeds of ordinary folk that
keep the darkness at bay, simpleacts of love and kindness. Man,

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she's really hammering home the it's goodtr it's good stuff. Aaron says mutual,
I'm sure in response to how doyou do in white Christmas? Absolutely?
I love that line. Uh,Ellie says when Steve Carell says I
love lamp and or loud noises fromAnchorman is a classic an you've never come

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on? What are we doing?I'm just gonna start anytime someone brings up
a movie out. I don't evenknow what what? What are we doing?
Brandon? This is ridiculous. Gee, I'm your huckleberry. I'm your
huckleberry. Tombstone is a great line. Let me guess, never seen tombstone?
Yeah, Um, life is abanquet and most poor suckers are starving

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to death from Anti Mame starring RosalindRussell. Yeah, I've not seen that
one is um, your mangy packof dirt scratching beetles. I don't know
what that's from that. I gotnothing, um man, There's there's a
lot of good ones. Get busyliving or get busy dying. That's Shaw
Shank. There you go. That'swho put that one, Gina, Get

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busy living, Get busy dying,Shaw Shank. Uh Man, there's so
many. Don gay thank you Mary. Yeah, Brian says, ug,
this is an impossible question. Oneof my favorites is from the Other Guys.
Have you seen The Other Guys?Brain? Oh my gosh, what's
up about? It's? Uh?Mark Waber and Will Farrell as cops as

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a buddy cop comedy, but theyhave to take over when the rock and
Samuela. Jackson the actual tube,but the only Mark Wahlberg Will Ferrell movie
I care about his daddy's home too. Oh my gosh, you should be
ashamed of yourself. In the OtherGuys, where a hot dog vendor shouts
to the hero cops at a pressconference, dancing and Highsmith free hot dogs

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for life, and the crowd cheerstill he says no drinks, no drinks,
I can't do it, and thecrowd boost hilarious. That is a
classic bit in that movie, whichthat movie ages so well. Like when
I first saw it, I waslike, this was funny, not as
funny as Anchorman, But now Ijust love it. I think all of
it is just gold. It's reallyreally good. Stracy, you keep using

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that word. I do not thinkyou know what it means. From The
Princess Bride, I've seen that.I do love that line. Yeah,
get busy living or get busy dyingby Stacy as well, or the speech
Bill Pullman gives an Independence Day.Of course we're going to live on.
Seeing Independence damp you'll see. Ofcourse you have. You're right, you
have, that's right, Thank you, good kid. We didn't have to
stop right now and go watch IndependenceDay. No, shesh. I mean

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if there's like aliens involved, we'regoing to live on. We're going to
fight. Boo you whore. That'sfrom Mean Girls. That was sent in
by Christina, and Christina says.My brother latched onto this quote at age
three. Oh no, can youimagine just your boys running around? Yeah?
Oh dude. One time, Idon't know if this story is appropriate

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for this or not. One timeI was changing my kid's diaper and he
was just starting to learn words.And I opened up the diaper and it
was it was it was up theback, up, up the belly button.
It was a full and I went, Holy balls, just like that,
That's what I said. Sure forthe next two weeks, my kid,
That's all he was saying. Buthe couldn't quite say the ls yet,
so he was saying, ho youba And so people would come over

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the house and he'd be like,hoes your balls. I'd be like,
what did he say? Holy hojiball? What does he say? Hojie
boy? I love that? Yeah, that is great. I think we
leave it at that. That umcaddy shot quote, haven't seen caddy shot?
Yeah, is good, but it'snot my heirs. Two caddy shot

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quotes in this on this thanks classic. Yeah we did it. Why do
we have all these kids? GeorgeBailey's wonderful Yeah, Um, we did.
Everybody would take the weekend off.We'll be back on Monday. We'll
close out May strong. Um andI think, well, I think we'll
have a lot of fun. DoI think we're are gonna have a lot
of fun. Um. Until then, We'll leave you with a hi kun

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