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This is a Bramble Jam podcast andeat can't day to dawn. Man,
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that's the work of day. It'sto day you're gonna take off. I'm
gonna take, gonna take the day, gonna take it doesn't matter what you
got, go in all take youdown to take to day. I want
to take today to day, totake the day. We want to take
the day to day to take today day. It's Beyonce is like three
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octaves lower than it's Beyonce's Scott agoody A true story. Today my boy's
birthday, So boys, uh,happy birthday. I'm taking the day off
right after this. This was inthe contract and I think I could do.
But then I'll be taking the dayoff after this. They're still asleep
though it's five am. Must belonely, they yeah, they hopefully are
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still asleep. Yes. If not, boy, that's not good. So
good for anybody five years old today? Wow, big five, What were
you up to when you were five? I had a fair backpack that I
loved Little League. I just uh, I think i'd played. I started
Little League when I was four,like uh, coach's pitch when I was
four, But like the first thingI remember it was when I was five
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doing a little. I loved Arthur. Arthur. I wasn't really allowed to.
I wasn't a little to watch teenageMutant Ninja Turtles or he Man or
Arthur is nothing like teenage munt NinjaTurtles. I just didn't have I didn't
get a little to watch a lotof Arthur was an art of Ark.
I've seen Arthur before. Brand itwas just a weird, weird thing to
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go from Arthur to teenage menta.I was trying to think of the things
that were popular for most five yearolds when I was five. Candy.
Yeah, I didn't get a lotof it, but candy was around for
sure. Some what were you doing? Drugs? All lollipops? You do
lollipops like this, That's how youdo a lollipop. It's good lollipops.
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Oh grape, how many licks tothe center of this tootsie room? And
it is an exciting day. It'stowel day. Everybody's towel day. Are
we serious? Shut it down?Everybody go home, it's towel day.
We made a mistake. Go towork. Just go to work, everybody.
So just forget what we said beforego to work. Just go to
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work towel day. You know what, it will not surprise you to learn
that I'm I'm particular about my towel. Does it surprised me even a little
bit? I am also, Imean I'm not particular enough to do anything
about it. But I hate towels. I hate my towels. I've never
had a towel that I'm like.The worst towel are the very plush towels
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that don't do a good job drawing. Yes, there they'll just it's such
a tease. You're like, oh, this is gonna be good, and
then you're like, I got memore wet somehow? How am I more
west tewels? Like, hey,how let's do this more wet? After
you are? You get it justspreads the moisture around everywhere. Worst,
I agree with you. Don't actlike I'm weird. Um I I went
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towel shopping the other day trying tofind a goody and uh, I think
I found one. It was byum a towel company called Grade A Dry,
Grade A Grade A Dry, AndI was checking out the tag,
yeah you know the tag, AndI was looking trying to find out more
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about this company. I'd never heardabout Grade A dry before. And it
said, you know, uh,built in the US, UM, manufactured
in Minnesota. Questions Email Dan Attactahollmarkdot com. Dan knows about towel Day.
That was on the tag and Iwas bothered by that with my email
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that's only been an email address forlike two years. Yes, well,
this is a new company. It'sa new company, grade company. It's
a grade there in the grade Atowel. Grade A towel. No Grade
A dry, Great a dry.That's a terrible name. It's not a
good name. Really, Why didyou make that company? I didn't make.
I have no idea. Do youknow about towel Day? I do?
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I do? UM. It alldates back to the denim shortage of
nineteen sixties. Um, those werethe rough times. Uh. You couldn't
find Denham anywhere. You couldn't findthem. Um, And there was a
guy, uh, Scuggie Specter,and Scuggie started created the first ever towel
pants. Now these pants were madeout of the same spun cotton or whatever
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towels made out of. And hemade full link pants to make him look
like jeans. Now. Um,people bought them and that was a mistake
because howel pants powel pants, that'sright. And as soon as they went
out anywhere, um, if theygot wet, they'd started to become heavier
and heavier. Um. And soif you got caught in a storm,
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you could literally be caught with yourpants around your ankles, like you just
your pant your they would saturate somuch there was no way to put a
belt on him. He thought hewas helping, Scuggie was actually making it
worse. And so they were like, Scuggie, never do this ever again.
But in your honor, will createNational twel Day. So they did
so. Now we celebrate using towelsfor their proper purpose, not pants.
Back to you brand a towel,it says, is about the most massively
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useful thing no an interstellar hitchhiker canhave. Oh okay, yeah yeah,
Douglas hartly, it has great practicalvalue. It's from Douglas Adams, The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Guy. Ishould have realized it was a Hitchhiker's god
bit with the question if I hadthought for two seconds, I would have
known it was Hitchhiker's Guide. TowelDay was created to honor author Douglas Adams,
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first celebrating on May twenty fifth,two thousand and one, just two
weeks after he passed away. Douglaswrote many about the many uses of a
towel in his book The Hitchhiker Guideto the Galaxy. Fans have loved it
and it's it's stood a test oftime. And uh so that's what we're
celebrating today. And he might wonder, how do I celebrate this day?
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What do I do? We'll carrya towel with you everywhere, yes,
and never know any might need it. Hitchhiker's God or read a bunch of
stuff. It's just cameras on me, which is totally fun, like read
or watch whatever you want to do, Like that's what you do. There's
brain, right, and uh,don't hitchhike, don't hit don't hitchhike.
Yeah right now, here's COVID Idon't You can get back to it maybe
in twenty twenties, exactly. Umso we want to know what is your
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favorite, uh work of science fiction. I've done nothing with Hitchhiker's Guide to
the Galaxy in my life. Haveyou never seen the movie? Watched it?
Yeah? But people love it.People do love it. I even
thought the movie was pretty funny.I think people that love the book the
movie was not what they were hopingfor. But I thought the movie was
funny. So you know, forwhat it's what's the book about. It's
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a really crazy sci fi book.That's the best way to describe it.
And it's just like the meaning oflife, and and it's British, very
British, very British humor. Ilove a good sci fi. It's got
most deaf. The movie has mostdeaf, and it's got the guy who
Martin Freeman, who was the leadin The British Office, the Good Office,
you know, the one um anduh, it's got those two of
the leads. But it's almost likeSam Rockwell and a lot a lot of
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other fun stuff. Okay, okay, okay, well attitude the long list
that I'm making on this program,we're gonna come back from a break and
we're gonna talk about what is We'regonna go to a break and then we
are going to come back from abreak. We'rena talk about what is your
favorite work of science fiction. We'regonna get to that here on Takedab everybody.
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We're back. We're back. We'reback and better than ever. You
think so twel day? It canit get me better than two day?
I don't think so. No.Your favorite work of science fiction, I
mean Signs, Signs is that?Yeah, I guess that's sci fi obviously.
Yeah. Um, Alien is reallygood. Star Wars and Star Trek,
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you know, have their moments.Um. I really love a movie
called Moon with Sam Rockwell. It'svery sci fi. Um, if you
want comedy, I think Galaxy Questis a super funny, underrated movie.
Have you ever seen Galaxy Quest?Now that one's less surprising, you know,
because came out when you were likeeight. But it's a riot.
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I think you'd really enjoy yourself.It's got Tony Shaloup Rockwell, it's got
Tim Allen, the League with SigourneyWeaver, Um, Alan Rickman, Snape
from Marry Potter's in it. It'sfun, fun time, big crew.
Yeah. I think they're gonna makea TV show. Really yep, with
the whole game. Well, AlanRickman's no longer with us, but I
think Tim Allen, Yeah, well, what has he got to do?
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Nothing? Yeah, Sigourney Weaver,it's been in the works for I don't
know about Shaloup, but the showJungle out there, do you know the
premise. They're on a TV showlike Star Trek, and they've been the
show's been over for years and years, and they just do these things and
they show up and they signed thestuff, and Tim Allen's like the Captain
Kirk and he's just over it andhe has the rest of the cast doesn't
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like him. And it turns outthat all of it's real, Like a
group of Aliens found hit the TVshow and thought that it was historical documents,
and so they craft the ship basedupon the TV show, and they
craft everything based upon how it wasdone on the TV show. And they
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show up on planet Earth because they'rein trouble, and the cast goes aboard
the ship to help them and goesout in the outer space with them.
Wow. Yeah, really something.It's wild sounds great, but it's fun.
It's it's a lot of fun.It's definitely, it's definitely a fun
time. So Tim Allens was greatthere for a minute for a minute there.
Do you know, Look, TimAllens, I think he's reprehensible personally
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to each his own. You cannotdeny his comedic timing. His comedic timing,
like when he delivers lines and howhe delivers them for what it is
is really funny, Like I giveLast Minute Standing a hard time and all
this, but like the guy thestick, he does he does it well.
Yeah, I never saw Last ManStanding because I you know, I
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watched some of it. I didwhen it came out of watch it when
you have Home Improvement, perfect television, Like why early on in that show
and I didn't watch I watched thebeginning of it. I heard they changed
it, but early on literally hehas a vlog and he runs a outdoor
store and he has a vlog wherehe talks to people about the thing.
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Like it's like tool time acceptance avlog. It is uncanny the similarities.
No, he does not. Hedoes a little bit about like you're those
things. But you know I didn't. It was It's not good. It's
a bad, bad television show.It's classic Tim classic Tim Ellen. I
love how Tim. Also, wedon't even get into, uh, what's
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your favorite work of science fiction?We're gonna find out from the people that
listen to this program, Dan,what do you got? Um? We
got Lee says enders game a lotof people love The Enders Game. I
saw the movie. It was fine. Princess Sammy Matthew says, Lord of
the Ring Slash the Hobbit. Ithink that that's fantasy, sure, or
that's not science fiction. I don'tthink that science that's fantasy, I think,
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but I I would. I amfine being corrected. There Alonsos is
the Diamond Age by Neil Stevenson.No surprise, we've never heard of that.
Um, Kira says, does HarryPotter count No, it doesn't,
Kira, that's also fantasy. Umoh, ready Player one. A couple
of people say, Ready Player one. I love that movie. That movie
was a ton of fun, somuch fun. Yeah, people are talking
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about the book, but I lovethe movie. Colleen's is Orphan Black.
Orphan Black is an incredibly great performance. Uh Tatiana Man's lane. I believe
it gives an unreal performance. Soperformance is she plays like five or six
characters an Enders Game. People reallylike it. High Dune from Umi Peters
and that there's a new Dune movie, Come Dune coming out. When is
it? It's been pushing so manytimes. I'm so excited because that's Denny
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Villaneuett and he's one of my favoritedirectors. Looks wild, It looks wild,
but I've never I've not seen theTrader. I don't know any Oh
really you haven't, you know becauseI just if Denny the Villaneuv's directing it.
I mean Prisoners, Uh, Sacario? Uh? What's the Amy Adams
one where it's the Aliens? Arethere? A right? Is it?
Arrival? Yeah? I loved Arrival. Arrival. I really liked Arrival.
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He's a passenger. What is it? What did you say to carry?
Prisoners? Prisoners is great? It'sso so good. Kindred by Octavia Butler.
That's a good choice. Doctor Who, Doctor Who? Yeah, that's
Sci five. People love the Doctor. Does Buffy count I don't know.
Yeah, I think Buffy's brave.New worlds. Uh the Enders shadow book
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series, so not just Enders Game, the whole series. Uh, Jurassic
Park, Yeah, that's Sci five. That's Michael Crydon love it. And
X Files, same one. Alot of Enders Game on here. I
didn't see it coming. I know. Enders Game was such a such a
deal. Oh dude. When themovie came out, people were really the
book is gigantic and the movie,like the movie was interesting. I'm trying
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to remember what happened. It's thekid who's he's now in sex Educational Netflix.
He's but he's in other stuff.What's his name? Like abs?
I can't think, I can't believe. I can't think of his name off
the top of my head. Butit the short version. I'm about to
spoil the movie, so if you'relistening and you don't want to get it
spoiled, please stop listening. Iremember seeing it. They trained this kid
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to like he thinks he's being trainedfor one thing, but he ends up
killing like an entire species at theend of this movie. Um, and
it's a it is um, butit's uh man, where why? Why
is his name just there when youlook it up? It should be right
there? Asa Butterfield. I wasclose with Abel Simpleton Able Simpleton. And
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then it's got Hayley Steinfeld who's nowa musician. Hey, she's doing herself
forward and Abigail Breslin. So ithad had a star study cast. There
you have it. What was thatmovie? Um, that's the first one
came out and then other ones cameout, but no one cared, and
I think it went run oh Mazerunner. Yeah. I was thinking per
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see Jackson because though it came outand I enjoyed the first major too,
and then the second one came outand I think it went like straight to
streaming. No, no, no, they had the other one went to
the theater. They got all ofthem, all three of them, not
all of them. All three ofthem went to theater. Not all of
them, Dan, Yeah, allof them did go to theater. Brain,
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not all not all of them.Oh, we've been working on our
physical comedy. Just send us anemail, let us know how it's going.
You know, what we haven't gottenin a while. Not all of
them is a review of Take theDay Off. Really, they haven't gotten
one in a while. No,it's because just because no one cares.
Yeah, it's because everyone that listensto No, there are more listeners than
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reviews, way more. I thinkit's like five or six times a number
of reviews. So what are youwaiting for? Like, go and just
tell us how terrible we are.I mean, I don't care. If
this is the podcast that you knowmakes us look like, you know,
we don't know what we're doing.That's what makes us fun. Take the
Day Off? How many reviews doyou I'm looking it up right now.
This is good stuff you want.I'm gonna go fast. I'm gonna go
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Yes, we will be done.We have forty reviews. We got one
for in May May six Hey snelzero fourteen, what um uh subject?
Keep it up. I love allthe bits, the lass and even Jerry.
My day doesn't start start well ifthere isn't any take today off and
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hot coffee. Here's the hope.In one day you can have a live
studio audience, back backs over thehead and all thank you. L You
know what's crazy is that people thatlike Jerry have to admit it, like
very very anonymously. It's a terriblecharacter. But you know, if you
like him, you like him,what are you gonna do? Jerry's a
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he's a cat. He's away.We had a handful in February too,
Yeah, February to May though,brand Yeah, I didn't know about the
May one, but you know therewas none in March or April. So
forty reviews, there's hundreds of pevethat a person who gave us the three
stars. Yeah, yeah, thebits are taking over the show. You
you showed up, sir or madamfor a serious podcast about daily Twitter holidays
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and instead you got bits and you'reupset. Get alife? Are you?
What are you? We're gonna bedone and we're gonna come back tomorrow and
we want to know this one.What's your favorite animal to see at the
zoo? Okay, zoo animal?All right, it's gonna get heated,
guys. Until then, we're gonnasay goodbye with a haiku. Here take
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the down. Oh is it meagain? Thanks? No, it's literally
never you again. And yet hereyou are. This mic is hot hot,
unlike brand over there cold. Allright, whenever you're ready. What's
cooler than being cool? Not brand? Whenever you're ready. I'm good,
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right, I did, I didthe dude you did out the dome,
Jerry out you did, You didyour do and now you're out the dome.
You were all right