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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's Talk Funny, a podcast by Mark Bailey and other
comics from all over. We ended up in Japan because
the Japanese language is never big, is very descriptive and
handle sarcasm. So well, we'll Talk Funny podcast from Nigoia
Radio dot Com and Nigoia Comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Here's Mark Bailey, Mark Bailey, Mike Miller Talk Funny. So, Mike,
Tucker Carlson, if Satan was in his area, he'd interview him, right, definitely,
It's just too bad a headless not around anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because who would who would interview him?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You think Tucker Carlson would interview Hitler? Maybe maybe maybe differently,
the ethnic Christ comes back? Can you just come.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
On GHIs Khan Ganghis Khan.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Bull Pot. Why don't you interview Ringo Starr? He's still
alive and he's an interesting guy. He's a great drummer
and he's not evil. Did you interview non evil person?
But you know, Mike, in Russia, we love putting because
they have department stores, they have roads, they have a
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sky rivers.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's different from everywhere else.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Windows? You know they have windows, have.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Windows and you would never fall out of them. And
Ukraine has none of these things. Ukraine doesn't have windows
or rivers or paypallar. And but but Mike Zelenski, he's
Jewish or what doesn't matter matter.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
That's what they do.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's what the Nazis want you to think. That's why
they have a Jewish president, because the Nazis want you
to think that they're not.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Not just that's the perfect that's the perfect plan. That's
the final solution. You can't you get a dancing jew monkey?
I'm Jewish? Okay, you get a dancing jew monkey? Did
you just call dancing juw monkey is putting listening? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I did?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I did?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I did?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Mike your bank account number? Miss three seven five? Mike
your bank account number? Button's listening. Okay, I'll read it.
One one Mike's bank account number one one two, two
three five, three five to five.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
How did you know that?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Putin?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Come on, man, give us a break, Come on, putin.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
We know you're listening.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Come on, we're on the rebound. We'll give you a kiss.
We'll do fine.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Darryl Cooper.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Darryl Cooper sounds like a baseball player, isn't he? Daryl
Cooper Darryl Cooper's up Up at the bat up for
bat So.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Daryl Cooper did an interview with Tucker Carlson and Darryl Cooper.
He did, I think it was one book he did,
Jim Jones World War two and gossa something like that,
and Jim Jones. He said he personalized Jim Jones. He said,
he understands Jim Jones. Okay, well, first of all, Mike,
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if you said I just read a book and I
understand Jim Jones, I'd say, Mike, give you back up
a little bit and don't give me any collide. Mike.
You know how to get out. You know, you know
how to get out. Just get out. Yeah, I personalize.
I understand why Jim Jones did it. Okay, okay, phone
are on your phone. It's done, no reason. I understand
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why Jim Jones did it. He was personalizing, he said.
Jim Jones understood the black experience, so he adopted black
people and people to his uh calling, and he brought
them all down to Guiana and made them kill themselves
because he digs black people.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
He literally digs their graves. Oh dear, no, this is
what he did.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You see the whole of them.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I did not. I just kind of I don't have
time to watch that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, So let's go to.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It like Tucker Girls, it's just another level.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Let's go to World War two. Let's go to World
War two. At Churchill thought about it before? Well, his
premise is Churchill was. I think it's a chapter where
Churchill was the villain, yes, of World War two. Okay,
and then you you were talking to me about Churchill
in India.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Where he was the same, he wasn't a good guy.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
But to push back a little bit, Churchill didn't invade India.
It happened in sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, and Churchill, Churchill got them out of it. What
was someone said, Churchill got them out. But after four hundred.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It's like someone it's like someone said, it's someone said, uh,
Churchill was not the Churchill may have been a villain,
but he was not the villain.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Of World War two.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay. Let's just say.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Believe that Churchill was a villain and did horrible things
in Southeast Asia, but that doesn't mean that he was
the villain of World War two. You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Like, it doesn't not follow.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I would push back up against the word villain in
India because he didn't invade. He inherited India. He didn't
invade India.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
But he's got a very checkered history in India.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Every every prime minister and every king since the sixteen
hundreds inherited India. He didn't invade India.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I'm not saying it was he was the villain of
World War two. I would never say that.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, no, and that's what people don't him from. But
it wasn't Churchill in India. It was Britain in India. Yeah,
but he was Churchill wasn't walking around by himself with
the gun he was there for.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, he was not responsible for all of it. I'm
almost saying like he was. He was a believer in
the colonial project.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I inherited, but he You see, I don't know enough
about Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
We can disagree about all the things his legacy and
know that the horrible things he did in idiot all this,
but that doesn't mean that he was the villain of
World War two. Like you know, like people are behaved
differently in different contexts, right, It's crazy how politicians will
do good things and do bad things like this is shocking.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Right, Churchill is not in my top ten of villains
of World War Two. I'm gonna name one, and you'll
name one. Okay, we won named Churchill yet. Okay, we're
going top ten. Okay, Hitler, Okay, your turn.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Maybe Mussolini.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You know there's some things Hitler did I didn't like. Okay, Missolini, Gerbels.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Gb Yeah, to think of villains of.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Hitler curring, uh curring, Yeah, nice people.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay, I haven't gotten to Churchill yet. Those those are.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Villains was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Mangolongol, little little worse in Churchill a little bit, a
little bit, a little bit. It's like I was watching
this and your buddy Dave Smith, who looks like a
Simpsons character. He's got this five o'clock shadow.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
He does kind of look like Simpsons looks.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I'm surprised. Maybe they did. I'm surprised I haven't done him.
He looks like Homer a.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Little maybe a little, but he's with hair. Yeah, he's hair,
young Homer.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So let's talk about what do you remember about? Darryl
Cooper said about World War Two. I just took the
World War two.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I've got a very very narrow, like very small summary
of what he said, but I did see him saying
that Churchill was the was the villain of World War two.
And the thing he said that was ridiculous was he said,
you see, the Germans weren't expecting to all these people
to be against them when they invaded the Eastern Front,
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and they had to put all these people who were
against them somewhere, so they had to bake these camps,
and people died in the camps.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Camps, and you have to concentrate on those camps, called
them concentration camps. What are you supposed to do if
you're a dictator, Mike, what would you do if you're
a dictator? Well, I wouldn't be one. Well, Wall, if you.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Were, I you.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I watched the whole thing for you, and Dave Smith
was debating it on Pierce Morgan, I think, and Dave
Smith was saying, yeah, there's a lot of mistakes. Dave
Smith's eyes, he's a libertarian and an anarchist, and he's
an American Jew, but in his eyes, Jews can never
do right and Americans can never do right. And he said, well,
(07:56):
you know, when you look back on it, there were
some mistakes that the Allies. I'm sorry say the first
part again, when you look back on it, when you
look back, how about if you're living it, you mf
or how about if you're living it. And by the way,
Daryl Cooper, he said, you know, if the Allies, if
Churchill had left Germany alone when they were doing you know,
(08:18):
some people did some things. Mike. Yeah, some people did
some things, and if you just left.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Them alone, wouldn't have done those things.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, well he would have done them.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Because it's not like there was any you know, like
repression of Jews before the war at all. It never
happened before the one. That was just when the war started.
Because they had all these people, they didn't know what
to do with those.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Churchill decided to start the war right because because he
didn't like what Hitler was doing, what was doing. Can
you talk a little bit more. But if you just
let Hitler do what he does, you know, boyson will
be boys.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
It kind of reminds me what candas Own said, the
famous candas so Is quote where she said, if he
just stayed within his boundaries, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Daryl Cooper said. He also said that, Daryl Cooper said
he stayed within his boundaries, and then Churchill decided to
make the war a world war. It's like, no, I'm thinking,
you know, actually I have some standing. You know, my
mom was minding her own damn business and she was
like two three years old, and she was in Sicily,
and Mike, I don't was that in Germany. I don't remember.
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That was a German province. And then German guys came
down with the approval of Mussolinia and they started putting
running people up on trains that look like my mom.
So I'm kind of I'm sorry, I'm kind of sounding
resentful because you've.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Really got it.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
You've really got to deal with it. Let that go, Mark,
you gotta let it go, let it let go.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
All that this is you have. You seem to have
a lot of resentment against Nazis. I really don't understand this.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And when my mom escaped on a fricking olive oil
boat that she didn't realize that Hitler was just doing
what he does in Germany. What are they doing? Why
are we speaking German in Sicily? Why is there aught
to say in Sicily? It's kind of weird. I never
heard that Italian before. So it's like, yeah, this guy's
out of his mind and he's Daryl Cooper. Daryl Cooper,
(10:04):
you could sue us, can sue us, we'll be famous.
But my question is like humanized it.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, what is his what is his kind of what
is this kind of plan with this?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Is he just doing it because he's an edge lord
and he gets more.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Variety for saying that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I guess crazy, like a David Irving kind of like
full on denial Holocaust denier. Guess he's not because he said, no,
they were rounded up, but it was Churchill's fault obviously
that they were rounded up, and kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think it's like the flat earthers, you know, they
don't believe that.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, I think some of them.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Some of them do, But I think I don't know.
Maybe he's just grifting. Maybe that's the thing he's trying
to peel to those people. You always say I've got
the secret story, you know, the conspiracies, always like, hey,
I know what's really happened in World War Two? Do
you want to know what it really happened in World
War Two?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
It wasn't the way you thought it was.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I think that the more people that were there that
are dead. They can't refute you.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Yeah, more story exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
But imagine this instead of my comedy act next time.
In the Gooy Comedy, I just talked about how the
Earth is flat, and that's all you guys talk about
after the show. And people took that and not become
famous for saying the Earth is flat. I really believe that,
And I say I really believe that because I want
to be famous, and I say I really believe that.
And eventually CNN will do a story on the Goya
(11:24):
comedy the world is flat, and and he's the leader.
He leaves in the Goya Comedy and he thinks the
world is flat. Yea, I do.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I also think hotel let me know.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, I'm in the Goy comedy and the Goi Comedy
can go to hell if they don't believe that the
Earth is flat. Okay, you can tell everybody. Call the president,
please do, call c and N, please do call Bill Maher,
please do and say I don't know this guy. He's
just ranting. He's just talking about the Earth is flat.
And he keeps saying the Gouy comedy Earth is flat.
Goe Comedy is Earth the flat? Do you know what
the jingle is the Goya comedy, Earth is Flat. You
(11:58):
know what. I think he's playing this. He might be playing,
but there's people who believe that. Well, the basketball, you
know people.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Who believe it. I can't remember the basketball.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I can't remember the basketball player's name. His whole point
was I would remember his name because he was on
all the talk shows saying the earth is flat, Irving
Irving's anyway, he didn't. He didn't succeed, but that was
his choice. What other basketball player that wasn't a superstar
whose name you remember? Mark Bailey, Mike Millard talk funny