July 24, 2025 • 9 mins
Comedians Mark Bailey and Mike Miller talk funny about gaslighting teacher colleagues, why Mark knows Sicily, and how Mr. Lewis was a spot stealing comic. Brought to you by Nagoyaradio.comNagoyacomedy.com, and stand up comic Mark Bailey.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Talk Funny, a podcast by Mark Bailey and other
comics from all over.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We ended up in Japan because if we said you
had a hot towel, would you hold it against us?
To Talk Funny podcast from Nicole Radio dot Com and
Nigoya Comedy. Here's Mark Bailey. Yes, Mark Bailey.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Mark Bailey, Mike Muller, Talk Funny. This is a big problem.
I don't have it a lot with Japanese people. You
could tell them like, actually, the Jews invented the moon
and they go, oh so this guy.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh oh, I love Jews in Japan, right, yeah, yeah,
they think Jews have magic money powers. It's the same
in China, isn't it. Like I've heard that they believe
they It's like the reverse of Andy Semitism.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
China thinks they are Jews Chinese. If you're talking to foreigners,
that's what the problem is. You're sitting in front of
a computer mike in a teacher's lounge. Wait and go
to your class.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
At perhaps a university and institute of higher learning that
also has a huge library, could.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Even bea and somebody will say, did you do this
in kindergarten in New York and I'm like, well, I
didn't go in New York and went in Sicily, went
to kindergarten in Sicily. Oh, in Sicily they have really
beautiful spruce trees. No, actually they don't. No, that's a
Northern European phenomenon. No, I heard that they do. We're
(01:12):
sitting in front of a computer. Yea, if only, Mike,
there was a machine. Somebody should invent this and you
could go, like I'd say, like maybe a super highway
or a web that's a worldwide and you could like,
I don't know what one of the biggest numbers is,
might be Google or something, and you could google that
(01:32):
and go, no, just check it, check it, and then
apologize to go like, oh, yeah, they don't have spruce
trees there, I'm sorry. Mark. All right, next topic.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No, we can we can never do that.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No, but I'm pretty sure I can't believe that, though, Mike,
I can't believe that steel can be melted. So nine
to eleven must be an inside job. Yeah, you can
never melt steel.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, to melt it into bars to make for a building,
you know. Maybe, No, you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You can't do that. It's like, well, how did they
make the building in the first place? Was this steel
in the shape of the World Trade Center when they
found it? Take a little bit people, or don't think
but google it or something. Don't google it?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, ask jeeves, ask jeeves.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You know, and then so they'll say something and then
they won't look it up, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And and remember these are university professors.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Now I got to go to class and instruct people
what based on what it's like?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, lesson one, the moon landing was a hoax. You
can't you can't what's a hoax?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Or you can't burn steel? So I guess they just
found bicycles in that shape, right, cars are just in
the dirt the ground and there are already cars because
you can't you can't mold steel. Well, what is this verb?
I've heard of? Welding? What is that? This this gerond?
I know welding.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You can't melting point? What is this word melting point?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
These are two separate electrical wires. You can't melt them together.
Then what is I'll take one hundred dollars? What is sondering?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Alex let's sad, that's right, Well he was a Canadian.
He's passed away.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Rest soul Yeah. It's like, well, George W. Bush wanted
this so he could go to rock Yes, for war,
he could do that anyway?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Did it anyway? He made this stuff? Father? Did it?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yes? Without nine allowed?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yes, Yeah he did it.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, because he That's what they want you to think.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
That's what they want you to think, because.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Because it doesn't make any sense. Because that's exactly why
they want you to think. It doesn't make sense. Who's
they exactly think of that?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Who's they exactly don't want to tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The control the banks, they control the media. I think
my joke about the Jeff k papers when they finally
told a long time ago when they said, c I
a will release and they have only three words that
are redacted. We did it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What's your great success?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
What's your opinion on that? As we talk in front
of a computer, But what's your opinion on that? Because
my opinion on that is that you know, oh, Cia
did it? Mom did? I think I can't back it up,
but I think the mom had a role. Cia had
a role.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
CIA was aware of the mob's role. Jack Ruby was
a known mobster. Yes, and the CIA. I think the
embarrassing part for them is that they couldn't stop it.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Maybe Now there's an interesting one of the new documents
I watched on Breaking Points. I don't know if you
guys watched Breaking Points. There's an interview with this JFK
assassination expert. Yeah, yeah, and he said. One of the
new things that was revealed that was interesting was that
James Angleton, the CIA guy, had a file that he
had accessed on the date of the assassination, and the
(04:44):
file was about Oswald. So there's a lot of weird
stuff going on. It's just like Jeffrey Epstein, Right, there's
a lot of weird coincidences that go on. So I
can't claim to know anything about it, but it seems
like there's something going on. But we have evidence for
this stuff. It's not like we're just making this stuff
out of thin air. There are documents that we can
and point to that show that this is a bit
was a bit weird. Right, James Angleton had had the
(05:05):
file Oswald's file. He was accessing it or something on
the day of the assassination. So they don't know what
that means, but it shows that they were aware. The
CIA knew who Oswell was, they knew where he was
they knew he was traveling, So if they had wanted
to stop him, if they thought he was going to
assassinate the president, they could have stopped him at any point.
They knew where he was, they knew his address basically,
So that is weird.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So I think the CIA was just embarrassed because they
could have stopped it. I think what it was probably
is that they were following Oswald and it's somebody somebody
screwed up, maybe went to the bathroom, lost his gun.
Who knows he supposed to happen. Yeah, he's supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Never hamingson aich.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Supposed to be following Oswald, and he screwed up, and
like a Secret Service guy. There's another story about a
Secret Service guy where suddenly they changed the rules. And
I think the Secret Service is embarrassed and CIA is
embarrassed because they're supposed to protect the president. But in
the end, it's like I never liked the CIA anyway.
I mean, that's not a reason.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You know they're listening, Yeah, just might get to them.
You realize that maybe this someone will hear this.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I love this CIA. What did you hear? What did
you hear?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I heard They're protecting context. I hear they're protecting America
from evil people around the world.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
They taking me out of context. I forget the example now.
It was one of those shows they were talking about
on YouTube. It said CIA was tracking they were tracking
Oswald in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yes, they knew he was in Mexico. They knew his
address and stuff like.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That, and they were tracking some other people. And I
think it's the other people they were tracking that's in
the document. They don't want people to know they were
tracking them. I think some of those were American citizens
because he's sorry. It might have been a j Gar
Hoover kind of thing for blackmail. Yeah, like they did
with them, okay, and they wanted to do with Kennedy
and Robert Kennedy. I mean he was a j Edgar
Hoover was the best.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh yeah, he ran the FBI like it was his
personal kind of fiefdom, didn't he Yeah, and presidents were
afraid to him.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah. Well, like right after Kennedy was shot, there's a
tape it's really actually Lyndon B. Johnson is on with
Hoover and meet the new boss, same as the old boss,
but Jaeger Hoover is the boss. Johnson knows it, and
he goes, so, why do you think Kennedy got killed?
And he goes, well, you know, he pissed off a
(07:16):
lot of people, pissed off the mob. CIA didn't really
lack him that much. What about the FBI. No, we
loved him, We loved him, So the FBI didn't have
anything to do with it. Silence. And then Johnson goes,
but you think I'm gonna be okay? Oh, and he goes,
I think, sir, if we keep talking regularly, I think
you're gonna be fine. So basically I'm not gonna get whacked,
am I?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yes, I remember hearing about the conversation. There's evidence of that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And then this is kind of conspiratorial, but I actually
kind of I think it might be.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I heard that as well. Some people say that maybe
that was the example to set for the next presidents
that don't mess with the CIO.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, what I heard is about Nixon. Nixon was talking
to some CIA guys, and you know this guy in
the FBI. I think he had something to do with
JFK and FBI chief and the CIA chief, which is stoned. Silence.
Eight months later, Nixon was caught with Watergate, and those
were CI the plumbers, those were CIA opetents.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So someone maybe blew their cover they could get back
at him. I mean, those guys were in it for
because they wanted to help Nixon. But maybe one of
their friends said, hey, by the way, there's a breaking
going on right now.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, well, because he knew, you know, if you're taking flak,
you're probably right above the target, as they say, And
he probably actually accidentally named the guy who was most responsible,
who coordinated it, and THEBI, the FBI and the CIA
framed him. And another thing Nixon said was, I don't
believe the commission report, the Warren Commission, the Warren Commission.
(08:42):
Adulles was on there. He was a bad dude. Oh yeah.
Jerald Ford was on that who replaced Richard Nixon.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Interesting, Gerald Ford, I never understood that that rule in
the American politics that if the president resigns, then the
vice president becomes president. It's like, you guys are in
the same administration as a criminal. The other guy is
a criminal too, Like how does that work?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
But also it's like, hey, don't look both ways, man, Yeah,
MVP labb in my hands, toget it.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Mister President miss President. You know, if the light is red,
but you're good, just keep.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Possidents like to the VP. Heyes, it's really bad, Flew.
I might catch pneumonia. Got any asp for If I
don't have any of that, maybe I should go to
the doctor.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's right, sleep it off. By the way, I just
got to make a phone call.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sleep it off? Is that Richard Lewis, Kevin Nelan, where's
your girlfriend? Oh? She died. She got a spot tonight.
Let me go make a phone call. It really happened.
I saw it. Wow, all right, Mark Bailey, Mike Miller
talk funny
It's Talk Funny, a podcast by Mark Bailey and other
comics from all over.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We ended up in Japan because if we said you
had a hot towel, would you hold it against us?
To Talk Funny podcast from Nicole Radio dot Com and
Nigoya Comedy. Here's Mark Bailey. Yes, Mark Bailey.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Mark Bailey, Mike Muller, Talk Funny. This is a big problem.
I don't have it a lot with Japanese people. You
could tell them like, actually, the Jews invented the moon
and they go, oh so this guy.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh oh, I love Jews in Japan, right, yeah, yeah,
they think Jews have magic money powers. It's the same
in China, isn't it. Like I've heard that they believe
they It's like the reverse of Andy Semitism.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
China thinks they are Jews Chinese. If you're talking to foreigners,
that's what the problem is. You're sitting in front of
a computer mike in a teacher's lounge. Wait and go
to your class.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
At perhaps a university and institute of higher learning that
also has a huge library, could.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Even bea and somebody will say, did you do this
in kindergarten in New York and I'm like, well, I
didn't go in New York and went in Sicily, went
to kindergarten in Sicily. Oh, in Sicily they have really
beautiful spruce trees. No, actually they don't. No, that's a
Northern European phenomenon. No, I heard that they do. We're
(01:12):
sitting in front of a computer. Yea, if only, Mike,
there was a machine. Somebody should invent this and you
could go, like I'd say, like maybe a super highway
or a web that's a worldwide and you could like,
I don't know what one of the biggest numbers is,
might be Google or something, and you could google that
(01:32):
and go, no, just check it, check it, and then
apologize to go like, oh, yeah, they don't have spruce
trees there, I'm sorry. Mark. All right, next topic.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No, we can we can never do that.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No, but I'm pretty sure I can't believe that, though, Mike,
I can't believe that steel can be melted. So nine
to eleven must be an inside job. Yeah, you can
never melt steel.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, to melt it into bars to make for a building,
you know. Maybe, No, you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You can't do that. It's like, well, how did they
make the building in the first place? Was this steel
in the shape of the World Trade Center when they
found it? Take a little bit people, or don't think
but google it or something. Don't google it?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, ask jeeves, ask jeeves.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You know, and then so they'll say something and then
they won't look it up, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And and remember these are university professors.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Now I got to go to class and instruct people
what based on what it's like?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, lesson one, the moon landing was a hoax. You
can't you can't what's a hoax?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Or you can't burn steel? So I guess they just
found bicycles in that shape, right, cars are just in
the dirt the ground and there are already cars because
you can't you can't mold steel. Well, what is this verb?
I've heard of? Welding? What is that? This this gerond?
I know welding.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You can't melting point? What is this word melting point?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
These are two separate electrical wires. You can't melt them together.
Then what is I'll take one hundred dollars? What is sondering?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Alex let's sad, that's right, Well he was a Canadian.
He's passed away.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Rest soul Yeah. It's like, well, George W. Bush wanted
this so he could go to rock Yes, for war,
he could do that anyway?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Did it anyway? He made this stuff? Father? Did it?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yes? Without nine allowed?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yes, Yeah he did it.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, because he That's what they want you to think.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
That's what they want you to think, because.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Because it doesn't make any sense. Because that's exactly why
they want you to think. It doesn't make sense. Who's
they exactly think of that?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Who's they exactly don't want to tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The control the banks, they control the media. I think
my joke about the Jeff k papers when they finally
told a long time ago when they said, c I
a will release and they have only three words that
are redacted. We did it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What's your great success?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
What's your opinion on that? As we talk in front
of a computer, But what's your opinion on that? Because
my opinion on that is that you know, oh, Cia
did it? Mom did? I think I can't back it up,
but I think the mom had a role. Cia had
a role.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
CIA was aware of the mob's role. Jack Ruby was
a known mobster. Yes, and the CIA. I think the
embarrassing part for them is that they couldn't stop it.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Maybe Now there's an interesting one of the new documents
I watched on Breaking Points. I don't know if you
guys watched Breaking Points. There's an interview with this JFK
assassination expert. Yeah, yeah, and he said. One of the
new things that was revealed that was interesting was that
James Angleton, the CIA guy, had a file that he
had accessed on the date of the assassination, and the
(04:44):
file was about Oswald. So there's a lot of weird
stuff going on. It's just like Jeffrey Epstein, Right, there's
a lot of weird coincidences that go on. So I
can't claim to know anything about it, but it seems
like there's something going on. But we have evidence for
this stuff. It's not like we're just making this stuff
out of thin air. There are documents that we can
and point to that show that this is a bit
was a bit weird. Right, James Angleton had had the
(05:05):
file Oswald's file. He was accessing it or something on
the day of the assassination. So they don't know what
that means, but it shows that they were aware. The
CIA knew who Oswell was, they knew where he was
they knew he was traveling, So if they had wanted
to stop him, if they thought he was going to
assassinate the president, they could have stopped him at any point.
They knew where he was, they knew his address basically,
So that is weird.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So I think the CIA was just embarrassed because they
could have stopped it. I think what it was probably
is that they were following Oswald and it's somebody somebody
screwed up, maybe went to the bathroom, lost his gun.
Who knows he supposed to happen. Yeah, he's supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Never hamingson aich.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Supposed to be following Oswald, and he screwed up, and
like a Secret Service guy. There's another story about a
Secret Service guy where suddenly they changed the rules. And
I think the Secret Service is embarrassed and CIA is
embarrassed because they're supposed to protect the president. But in
the end, it's like I never liked the CIA anyway.
I mean, that's not a reason.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You know they're listening, Yeah, just might get to them.
You realize that maybe this someone will hear this.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I love this CIA. What did you hear? What did
you hear?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I heard They're protecting context. I hear they're protecting America
from evil people around the world.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
They taking me out of context. I forget the example now.
It was one of those shows they were talking about
on YouTube. It said CIA was tracking they were tracking
Oswald in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yes, they knew he was in Mexico. They knew his
address and stuff like.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That, and they were tracking some other people. And I
think it's the other people they were tracking that's in
the document. They don't want people to know they were
tracking them. I think some of those were American citizens
because he's sorry. It might have been a j Gar
Hoover kind of thing for blackmail. Yeah, like they did
with them, okay, and they wanted to do with Kennedy
and Robert Kennedy. I mean he was a j Edgar
Hoover was the best.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh yeah, he ran the FBI like it was his
personal kind of fiefdom, didn't he Yeah, and presidents were
afraid to him.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah. Well, like right after Kennedy was shot, there's a
tape it's really actually Lyndon B. Johnson is on with
Hoover and meet the new boss, same as the old boss,
but Jaeger Hoover is the boss. Johnson knows it, and
he goes, so, why do you think Kennedy got killed?
And he goes, well, you know, he pissed off a
(07:16):
lot of people, pissed off the mob. CIA didn't really
lack him that much. What about the FBI. No, we
loved him, We loved him, So the FBI didn't have
anything to do with it. Silence. And then Johnson goes,
but you think I'm gonna be okay? Oh, and he goes,
I think, sir, if we keep talking regularly, I think
you're gonna be fine. So basically I'm not gonna get whacked,
am I?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yes, I remember hearing about the conversation. There's evidence of that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And then this is kind of conspiratorial, but I actually
kind of I think it might be.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I heard that as well. Some people say that maybe
that was the example to set for the next presidents
that don't mess with the CIO.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, what I heard is about Nixon. Nixon was talking
to some CIA guys, and you know this guy in
the FBI. I think he had something to do with
JFK and FBI chief and the CIA chief, which is stoned. Silence.
Eight months later, Nixon was caught with Watergate, and those
were CI the plumbers, those were CIA opetents.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So someone maybe blew their cover they could get back
at him. I mean, those guys were in it for
because they wanted to help Nixon. But maybe one of
their friends said, hey, by the way, there's a breaking
going on right now.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, well, because he knew, you know, if you're taking flak,
you're probably right above the target, as they say, And
he probably actually accidentally named the guy who was most responsible,
who coordinated it, and THEBI, the FBI and the CIA
framed him. And another thing Nixon said was, I don't
believe the commission report, the Warren Commission, the Warren Commission.
(08:42):
Adulles was on there. He was a bad dude. Oh yeah.
Jerald Ford was on that who replaced Richard Nixon.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Interesting, Gerald Ford, I never understood that that rule in
the American politics that if the president resigns, then the
vice president becomes president. It's like, you guys are in
the same administration as a criminal. The other guy is
a criminal too, Like how does that work?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
But also it's like, hey, don't look both ways, man, Yeah,
MVP labb in my hands, toget it.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Mister President miss President. You know, if the light is red,
but you're good, just keep.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Possidents like to the VP. Heyes, it's really bad, Flew.
I might catch pneumonia. Got any asp for If I
don't have any of that, maybe I should go to
the doctor.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's right, sleep it off. By the way, I just
got to make a phone call.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sleep it off? Is that Richard Lewis, Kevin Nelan, where's
your girlfriend? Oh? She died. She got a spot tonight.
Let me go make a phone call. It really happened.
I saw it. Wow, all right, Mark Bailey, Mike Miller
talk funny
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