July 31, 2025 • 7 mins
Comedians Mark Bailey and Mike Miller talk funny about the nightmare of losing your cellphone, drinking on medication, the difference between looking for your belongings and others looking for them, what I am sorry really means in Japanese, and how unhelpful is AI. Brought to you by Nagoyaradio.com, Nagoyacomedy.com, and stand up comic Mark Bailey.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Talk Funny, a podcast by Mark Bailey and comics
from all over. We ended up in Japan because our
milkshake brings all the boys to the Yard the prison Yard,
the Talk Funny podcast from Nagoya Radio dot Com and
Nagoia Comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Here's Mark Bailey, Mark Bailey, Mike Miller's Funny. Mike, I
hope you have not lost your phone before? Have you ever?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yes, the experience maybe two or three times. Yeah, it
was really bad, and you know, a nightmare. Alcohol may
have been involved, possibly.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And you're not a block pusher medicine, right, but no,
that makes it worse. Yeah, you lose your key and
then you'll you would call and tell someone you lost
your key and I can't find your phone. Yeah, he said, well,
I have extra key in my bag. Can't find your bag.
I guess I'll just walk back to the station. I
hope I have enough change. You can't find your shoes,
(00:49):
that's what That's what being a hot bloodrusher medicine is.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Then you realize you're nikkeid Field and it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Help if you drink. Doctor told me don't drink when
you're on this, and of course I did. I went
up for a regular visit, and he said that. The
reception said, you didn't have your reservation paper. You have
to show that, and apparently you lost your You have
a card when you go to a hospital, they have
their own card that they use billing in addition to your.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Health regular health card.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Game. Yeah, and I said I lost that and I
lost and he said, so, let me guess you are
drinking not this morning. He goes in general, in general,
in general.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Generally, generally corporal and major in private.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So I have this theory that unless you've lost your
cell phone, you won't appreciate it. But we ate dinner
at a Turkish restaurant. Yeah, nice owner, and he likes me.
He lives in me, not Theku. He looks near me.
And one time he gave me a right home because
I missed the train. Oh, I was looking at different
vehicles and times and stuff. He took me home and
he's got this under a seat. It's kind of a
(01:46):
sloped incline under the seat. So now I know that
I dropped my phone through there, and I'm reaching through
and I can't find it because I can't see and
I can't put down. I got a seatpealt on right. Yeah.
So then I told him, I said, if you find
my phone.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Give me a call. Yes, well you do have a landline.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So well, I go by a shop and I said,
did you find the phone? And he goes, I looked. Now,
when I say I looked in your car, it's your car.
If I look in your car, I'm gonna look until
I find it. It might be fourteen hours. Sorry to
make you late going home. I'm gonna get that FM phone.
But if you look for my phone in your car,
you can look three minutes. Yea a minute, fill it around.
(02:23):
I see it, I said, Well, I almost removed the
seat from the sucket and I found it. I find
it in the front seat where I was where I
told you. But I looked, and I said, I don't
blame you. I'm not blaming you. You're not looking for
your phone. Yeah, you're looking for my phone. You're not
as attached to it. And you know it's my fault
that you have to look for in the first place.
Sales all right.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Take.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I wish comedy was my full time job. I could
just say whatever I want, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I wish podcasts were fun again.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, so you know what you know how the podcast
Stopping fun people started listening to him, my.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Son and my mother in law. I don't know what
that is, but it's something about, you know, if you
lost your key in my car, you'll look until you
find it. Yeah, I'm not gonna look untill I find it.
I lost my key. That's what I'm really my problem, and.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You're right, my problem, and you're right finders keepers.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
All right. There's the thing, you know, if the drums
at the drums you've put me seeing this micause they
play with Metallica, Metallica and some kind of heavy metal,
and a guy will hit the big symbol and then
he'll stop it with his hands. You ever seen that. Yeah,
it's called a simple choke. And I'm thinking, like, I
have electronic drums. Why can't AI do that? You know,
it's like it's dangerous, you know, the simple chokes, Like
I'm am, I not busy enough with drums. I had
(03:31):
to hit it and then I have to stop it.
Can't you just make it a symbol that does that.
I don't know we have I don't know how funny
this is gonna be. Classes drop night flies forms of
the university teachers, and the next year or so I
went to AI and I asked for some suggestion. Drum, Oh, no,
we can someone I do. It's like Bill Marre, would
you like to hear these It's actually not funny, this
is actually true. You know what person, my age, this
(03:54):
situation from this country, in this country. What can they do? After?
They didn't come up with message, which is I want
to try for flight attendant and I think I could
do it with my languages and my height, But they
came up with engineer, server, uber eats.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Driver, lots of money in that.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Did you think of teaching? Did you read my prompt?
I said that I taught at Universal.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I did not reach you prompt.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
But did you so he taught at university? Did you
think of teaching at high school? I thought of teaching. Okay,
what I'm saying is there aren't the jobs anywhere. Did
you think of teaching at a private institution? Did you
think of teaching privates? No, I've been in thirty two years.
I've never AHI.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
What.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Wow, you guys are great.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
AI is not That's the thing. AI is not sentient.
It's a It's like a it's a word machine. It
just it just fits out. What word will come next?
So you you not teaching? It goes oh teaching, you
want teaching?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So you're an English teacher? Did you think of teaching
in Ukrainian?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's very simple, step one, step.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Two to a job. Teaching in Ukrainian seems pretty easy
for Ai. I never thought of them. I could be
an astronaut. Then step one, trained to be an astro
step two, go tomorrow. I never done that.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You're really not helping. That's why when people say, oh,
I outsourced most of my work Dai, I'm like, have
you been chicking your work? You might want to check
your work?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Did you consider doing stand up comedy or podcasts?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Do you know me?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Have you listened? There's a big computer and you're living
in it. You couldn't access that.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
By the way, our voices in our podcast is probably
been used for training data for AI somewhere, so you know, all.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Right, this is a different chapter. Next episode's gonna be
brainstorming book chapters before AI beats me to it. We
have this thing on Sue Musen. I don't know if
we did it. I think it went into the ether,
but it's kind of nerdy language thing but Sumi muscen
is a very useful phrase in Japanese and sue must end.
If you look it up, well, it literally means it
never ends, like my death never ends?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
But enough about my wife. But it's colloquially meaning sorry.
But when Japanese say it too foreigners, it rarely means sorry.
So I would like ramen. Sumie musten. We're out of
ramen means after luck, order something now, I'm one minute
late for the sauna. I can't get into the sauna.
Sue must In kisok at this. It's a rule, go
after yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What I'm just tipping a pattern here?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Can I have each your money? And my wife asked me,
and I say, Sue Musin ninas, go after yourself and
just get a wasted anyway? Rights, do you have the
live album from Van Halen at the CD store? Sue
Musai nightas, Yeah, I can't say that it's not here.
I know it's not here. It's why I called you over.
Can you order it? Sue Musen took the DISCUSSI it's
a little difficult to do that. F off, go to
(06:35):
Amazon and just order like anybody else does. That's a
that's a translation.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
We're not here to make a profit. Go to Amazon.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah. So, having listened to this multiple choice, you want
silverware at a sushi restaurant, they don't have it. You
ask for so what'said fukumo and they say sue me
must in Mike, what one does that mean? Hey, ask
somebody else. B I'm sorry, we don't have it. See
go after yourself.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Detecting seas the pattern here.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Mark Bailey mcmuller talk Phonny MHM
It's Talk Funny, a podcast by Mark Bailey and comics
from all over. We ended up in Japan because our
milkshake brings all the boys to the Yard the prison Yard,
the Talk Funny podcast from Nagoya Radio dot Com and
Nagoia Comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Here's Mark Bailey, Mark Bailey, Mike Miller's Funny. Mike, I
hope you have not lost your phone before? Have you ever?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yes, the experience maybe two or three times. Yeah, it
was really bad, and you know, a nightmare. Alcohol may
have been involved, possibly.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And you're not a block pusher medicine, right, but no,
that makes it worse. Yeah, you lose your key and
then you'll you would call and tell someone you lost
your key and I can't find your phone. Yeah, he said, well,
I have extra key in my bag. Can't find your bag.
I guess I'll just walk back to the station. I
hope I have enough change. You can't find your shoes,
(00:49):
that's what That's what being a hot bloodrusher medicine is.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Then you realize you're nikkeid Field and it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Help if you drink. Doctor told me don't drink when
you're on this, and of course I did. I went
up for a regular visit, and he said that. The
reception said, you didn't have your reservation paper. You have
to show that, and apparently you lost your You have
a card when you go to a hospital, they have
their own card that they use billing in addition to your.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Health regular health card.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Game. Yeah, and I said I lost that and I
lost and he said, so, let me guess you are
drinking not this morning. He goes in general, in general,
in general.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Generally, generally corporal and major in private.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So I have this theory that unless you've lost your
cell phone, you won't appreciate it. But we ate dinner
at a Turkish restaurant. Yeah, nice owner, and he likes me.
He lives in me, not Theku. He looks near me.
And one time he gave me a right home because
I missed the train. Oh, I was looking at different
vehicles and times and stuff. He took me home and
he's got this under a seat. It's kind of a
(01:46):
sloped incline under the seat. So now I know that
I dropped my phone through there, and I'm reaching through
and I can't find it because I can't see and
I can't put down. I got a seatpealt on right. Yeah.
So then I told him, I said, if you find
my phone.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Give me a call. Yes, well you do have a landline.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So well, I go by a shop and I said,
did you find the phone? And he goes, I looked. Now,
when I say I looked in your car, it's your car.
If I look in your car, I'm gonna look until
I find it. It might be fourteen hours. Sorry to
make you late going home. I'm gonna get that FM phone.
But if you look for my phone in your car,
you can look three minutes. Yea a minute, fill it around.
(02:23):
I see it, I said, Well, I almost removed the
seat from the sucket and I found it. I find
it in the front seat where I was where I
told you. But I looked, and I said, I don't
blame you. I'm not blaming you. You're not looking for
your phone. Yeah, you're looking for my phone. You're not
as attached to it. And you know it's my fault
that you have to look for in the first place.
Sales all right.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Take.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I wish comedy was my full time job. I could
just say whatever I want, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I wish podcasts were fun again.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, so you know what you know how the podcast
Stopping fun people started listening to him, my.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Son and my mother in law. I don't know what
that is, but it's something about, you know, if you
lost your key in my car, you'll look until you
find it. Yeah, I'm not gonna look untill I find it.
I lost my key. That's what I'm really my problem, and.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You're right, my problem, and you're right finders keepers.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
All right. There's the thing, you know, if the drums
at the drums you've put me seeing this micause they
play with Metallica, Metallica and some kind of heavy metal,
and a guy will hit the big symbol and then
he'll stop it with his hands. You ever seen that. Yeah,
it's called a simple choke. And I'm thinking, like, I
have electronic drums. Why can't AI do that? You know,
it's like it's dangerous, you know, the simple chokes, Like
I'm am, I not busy enough with drums. I had
(03:31):
to hit it and then I have to stop it.
Can't you just make it a symbol that does that.
I don't know we have I don't know how funny
this is gonna be. Classes drop night flies forms of
the university teachers, and the next year or so I
went to AI and I asked for some suggestion. Drum, Oh, no,
we can someone I do. It's like Bill Marre, would
you like to hear these It's actually not funny, this
is actually true. You know what person, my age, this
(03:54):
situation from this country, in this country. What can they do? After?
They didn't come up with message, which is I want
to try for flight attendant and I think I could
do it with my languages and my height, But they
came up with engineer, server, uber eats.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Driver, lots of money in that.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Did you think of teaching? Did you read my prompt?
I said that I taught at Universal.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I did not reach you prompt.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
But did you so he taught at university? Did you
think of teaching at high school? I thought of teaching. Okay,
what I'm saying is there aren't the jobs anywhere. Did
you think of teaching at a private institution? Did you
think of teaching privates? No, I've been in thirty two years.
I've never AHI.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
What.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Wow, you guys are great.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
AI is not That's the thing. AI is not sentient.
It's a It's like a it's a word machine. It
just it just fits out. What word will come next?
So you you not teaching? It goes oh teaching, you
want teaching?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So you're an English teacher? Did you think of teaching
in Ukrainian?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's very simple, step one, step.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Two to a job. Teaching in Ukrainian seems pretty easy
for Ai. I never thought of them. I could be
an astronaut. Then step one, trained to be an astro
step two, go tomorrow. I never done that.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You're really not helping. That's why when people say, oh,
I outsourced most of my work Dai, I'm like, have
you been chicking your work? You might want to check
your work?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Did you consider doing stand up comedy or podcasts?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Do you know me?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Have you listened? There's a big computer and you're living
in it. You couldn't access that.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
By the way, our voices in our podcast is probably
been used for training data for AI somewhere, so you know, all.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Right, this is a different chapter. Next episode's gonna be
brainstorming book chapters before AI beats me to it. We
have this thing on Sue Musen. I don't know if
we did it. I think it went into the ether,
but it's kind of nerdy language thing but Sumi muscen
is a very useful phrase in Japanese and sue must end.
If you look it up, well, it literally means it
never ends, like my death never ends?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
But enough about my wife. But it's colloquially meaning sorry.
But when Japanese say it too foreigners, it rarely means sorry.
So I would like ramen. Sumie musten. We're out of
ramen means after luck, order something now, I'm one minute
late for the sauna. I can't get into the sauna.
Sue must In kisok at this. It's a rule, go
after yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What I'm just tipping a pattern here?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Can I have each your money? And my wife asked me,
and I say, Sue Musin ninas, go after yourself and
just get a wasted anyway? Rights, do you have the
live album from Van Halen at the CD store? Sue
Musai nightas, Yeah, I can't say that it's not here.
I know it's not here. It's why I called you over.
Can you order it? Sue Musen took the DISCUSSI it's
a little difficult to do that. F off, go to
(06:35):
Amazon and just order like anybody else does. That's a
that's a translation.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
We're not here to make a profit. Go to Amazon.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah. So, having listened to this multiple choice, you want
silverware at a sushi restaurant, they don't have it. You
ask for so what'said fukumo and they say sue me
must in Mike, what one does that mean? Hey, ask
somebody else. B I'm sorry, we don't have it. See
go after yourself.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Detecting seas the pattern here.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Mark Bailey mcmuller talk Phonny MHM
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