episode 318 Mark Bailey on remote

Comedian and producer Mark Bailey  in the US for a limited time,   confronts the 9/11 for podcasters and a challenge for weak kneed anti free speech losers. Also, Woody Allen's latest one liners Mark appreciated, and how court in Japan is a joke.  Brought to you by Nagoyaradio.com, Nagoyacomedy.com, and stand up comic Mark Bailey.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's Talk Funny, a podcast by Mark Bailey and other
comics from all over. We ended up in Japan because
we wanted to explain that we already understand Japanese culture
to Japanese people who want to explain Japanese culture to us.
The Talk Funny podcast from Nagoa Radio dot Com and
Nigoya Comedy. Here's Mark thee Talk Funny.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's Mark Bailey and an undisclosed major city in the US.
Coming back soon. All Right, this first thing I want
to talk about. It's important, but I don't know how
funny it is. It's not funny at all, is my point. Okay.
The Charlie Kirk assassination actually kind of shook me up.
In let's not talk sides. This is not a sports team.

(00:44):
It's not the Super Bowl Red versus Blue. It's free
speech versus you're a podcaster or a comic, and you
can be shot in public for what you say. That's
what it's about, Okay, Einstein, That's what it's about, is
a comic. I have people email me all the time.
I didn't like that joke. I thought that joke was offensive,

(01:06):
and I say, don't be offended. I have the right
to say these jokes. You have the right to tell
me you don't like these jokes. But you're not my mom.
You don't control me to be truthful here. Charlie Kirk
never assaulted anybody. He just used words. And if you're
such a pussy of a man that you can't handle
words that you disagree with, I'll say it again, if

(01:29):
you're such a pussy of a man that you can't
handle words that you disagree with, and stop listening to
my podcast right now. Stop it. Don't ever come to
a comedy show, Don't come to a Nagoya comedy show.
Don't ever go to another comic show. Don't ever look
at a comic on YouTube again, don't ever listen to
a song again. Those are all opinions via art. Those

(01:49):
are all inclusive of rhetoric, all right. So if you
were happy Charlie Kirk died, then you can go to hell.
Because I agree with anything Janke Huger says. But if
he got shot in public, I'd be appalled, and I
definitely wouldn't dance on TikTok, you stupid yoga bitch in California,

(02:11):
And you know who you are, all right, I don't
want to get political on this. It's not political. It's
about free speech. Oh well, I'm not a comic and
I'm not a podcaster. It doesn't affect me. It does.
You're ANX, you know, Blue Scott. Have you ever posted
an email or posted on social media? Have you ever
done a YouTube? Have you ever commented on the YouTube?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Is?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Is it okay? If you get shot in public? You're
using the same freedom of speech and comics and podcasters use.
Twenty twenty five was the podcasters nine to eleven. It
was a nine to eleven for comics. George Carlin, Dave Chappelle,
Ricky Gervais, Luis c K. Every single effing comic would

(02:56):
agree with me. You have the right to say something
you don't like it. You can walk, vote with your feet,
don't vote with your pistol, all right, don't vote with
your rifle, all right. And I'm sorry if this offends you. Sorry,
not sorry. If this offends you, don't listen to this
podcast anymore. No, seriously, no serious, I'm fucking serious. If

(03:19):
you don't agree with this, then I don't think we're
going to get along. And I don't know why you're listening. Wow,
that was a knee leapper. All right, I got it
off my chest, all right, I do have something humorous
is the first time for everything? Mark Bailey and talked funny.
Woody Allen was recently on Club Random with Bill It's

(03:43):
all about Me Mar and Woody Allan had some funny
jokes that he would slide in and Bill Maher didn't
get most of them. Bill Maher said, your parents were
married for seventy years, a long time, and Woody Allen said, yeah,
they were married seventy years just for Spike. That's fun.
Mar didn't really pick up on it. Another thing is

(04:04):
Lee Allen said, there's no penialy for perjury. It seems
to be no penivity. Technically there is, but people lie
all the time in court and in Congress and they
don't get prosecuted. And that's what happened to me in Japan.
I worked for fifteen years in radio and Japan, and
they make you get a radio agent, a manager that

(04:25):
handles your finances, and she stole, you know, forty thousand
dollars from me. So I took her to court when
I found that out. In court, I had a Japanese lawyer.
He was great he was completely on my side, and
she just lied about everything, and then the judge decided
in her favor, and then we all left and I
told my lawyer she lied about everything. And my lawyer said,

(04:49):
in Japan, everybody, everybody lies here in court. What did
you lie? I said, the truth is on my side. Oh,
the truth is on my side. You want to shoot me.
So this is actually back to the first point, people
being afraid to say what they actually believe in public.
It's a really, really bad trend. And you know, this

(05:10):
time it was maybe it was somebody you didn't agree with.
What if it was Dave pac Man or Jank Ugar
or Pierce Morgan or AOC. You know, I'm not trying
to give anybody ideas. I don't want anything to happen
to any of these people. But just because somebody says
something that you don't agree with and then they get

(05:31):
killed for that, you should never be happy about that.
I'm old enough to remember sticks and stones can break
my bones, but words will never hurt me. If you're
such a pussy that words make you cut this person
off like I'm glad he's dead, then don't listen to
my podcast because you don't understand freemo of speech. Hope

(05:54):
you listen, but if you don't agree with freedom of speech,
please don't mark Bailey money