October 22, 2025 • 7 mins
Comedians Mark Bailey and Mike Miller talk funny about the definitions of ex CIA and ex mafia people on podcasts, their time in North America, Mark was working creatively under an NDA in an undisclosed city and Mike on vacation, how one country is living rent free in Mark's head, how can ex mobsters talk on podcasts about their code of silence, favorite axes of mobster podcasters, and why you should reference episode 308 for our mob jokes and Barbizon hotel references.
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Brought to you by Nagoyaradio.com, Nagoyacomedy.com, and stand up comic Mark Bailey.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's Just Funny, a podcast by Mark Bailey and other
comics from Alumsos. We ended up in Japan because I'm
like every other country in the world. Apparently people here
like the season known as Spring from You, the Talk
Funny podcast from Nagoya Radio Dot comed Naguia Comedy. Here's
Mack Bailey.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Welcome to another dish of Talk Funny. It's Mark Bailey
with Mike Miller.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Get to be back.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So Mike and I were in North America. I'm under
a non disclosure agreement. I can't say which major American
city I was in, working in twelve hours a day.
The treating me well, twelve hours a day, seven days
a week, and they used eight percent of the things
I wrote. It's a lampoon. It's not the lampoon. It's
a lampoon. It's an undisclosed American major city. And Mike
(00:47):
was in a disclosed Canadian city.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
That's right. I went to my hometown.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And I'm under an NDA right now, so I can't
go into too much. But I enjoyed it and I'm
still working for them through ZO. So it's fun to
do a creative job and you know, twelve hours at
that place. It's not like doing five coma at a
university you're just like, oh god, this is just mind crushing.
(01:13):
But there you're like people are like creative, you know,
and they're like creating new games and stuff like sports
and stuff, and and you know, it's a lot of
fun because you're with funny people. You know, you're not
with Albert, so you're Nemesis.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
He's on the other side of the planet now, so
you don't have to worry about him.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm not ever going to get together where he's there again.
I just he's living rent free. He and his whole
family and his whole country, his whole country of Australia
is living rent free. In my head, he'll say something
about broccoli or to be something else, or he has
GPS and his bicycle and blah blah blah, and then
later he didn't have GPS on his bicycle. He just
(01:52):
has to be it's the drama. He has to be
the center of attention.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I've never seen him bring this out in you ever
ever at a gathering.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
He has to be the center of Attention's comics where
the center of attention.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Mike, that's right, it's all about us.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
If it's not Timmy or me the center of attention,
then something's wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's true, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, So how was your time?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And my time was wonderful. I went to Vancouver to
see a friend for a couple of days. Then I
went to my hometown, Ottawa, and then I went down
to Halifax to see my brother. So I got to
see the whole country and it was really nice and cool.
When I was in eastern Canada, it was like in
the twenties to What's Celsius. It was like really really nice,
(02:32):
and I would have bragged about it online, but I
thought that's not a nice thing to do to people
stuck here in Nagoya because it was insanely hot this
year here.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, so you had a good time in Canada.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, it was a lot of fun, nice weather, lot
nicer than being here in Nagoya, which is just like
just hell on Earth.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I was in this city I can't name, and they
had a lot of floods. You think, God, people don't
have Google. They can't figure that off. Floods in the summer,
floods in August.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Isn't living by the river so beautiful. Let's build our
house right next to the river. What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And live in a van.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
At least you can move the van, right, yeah, the
water rises.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I had a good time. It was creative and
a lot of fun and also frustrating at the same time,
and under an NDA. But basically I've already did this
on a previous podcast. I just that that has already air.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So why do they have you sign an NDA Because.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm not allowed to name people or claim headlines.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
They're anonymous, So you should just say that you work
for the CIA. Then something, Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I should say I used to work for not anymore?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You know those on every podcast and talk about it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No CIA, Now all I do is talk about CIA.
CIA also makes you sign an NDA, so think about that.
So you're my boss at CIA, mikel Right, So then
I quit and you made me sign an NDA, and
you can't say anything that we do, but we still
like you to go on Joe Rogan. Yes, So what
am I saying? Untrue crap? Yeah right, you're saying a
(04:02):
bunch of ass. Yeah yeah, that's why why are you
on mock Baker and that hat you know?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, yeah, he's like mister yourself helped Guru Spy now and.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
He's wearing a shirt that says every day spy. I'm
actually I this.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Is thirting into an industry. First it was the Navy Seals,
the ex Navy seals.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I killed I killed No, I killed Ben mob No,
I killed him twice.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
No, I'll tell you how I do it. Podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, it's like, first I got out of bed, and
then you know, then what's next, You're gonna have like
U x X mobs. That's right, I'm not in the
so I did.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
He definitely was not at the Barbizon, wasn't there?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Episode three o A. Guys, Sammy Gravanna would be like, so, anyway,
I don't know. I don't like when you keep calling
me mopster because I'm X mobster. Anyway, I know where
you live. How's your wife doing with a new job
down there on the south side? You know I'm ax
mob Now, so you don't threaten anybody. I don't threaten anybody.
Just keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
And oddly, children, by the way, yeah, that school they
go to such a good school.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's a nice school. It only has one gage. And
noticed that a lot of windows, a lot of windows.
I'm asked, mom, really, cause you sound threatening. You sound
like current mom. You take it back, Okay, take it back,
take it back. And anyway, when we were at the
barber Zona, I was never.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I was never I was in the car.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
The funny thing about that story is he never was
at the Barbizona. Who told that I know of? Yeah,
it was different Butchets.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Which is so bizarre that they just brought that up.
I guess because it was in a different podcast episode.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
You know the guy I'm talking about it, it's Gravano
and he's got a podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
There's another gangster with a podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, Michael friend Chesse and he and Sammy Gravano are
constantly arguing about who was real mob? Okay, and then
but you're not in it anymore. Who cares?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But I was. When I was bad, I was worse
than you, Mike.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
But I'm good now, I tell you how, but they
might throw me back in jail.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm reformed now. I don't sin anymore. But when I did,
I said much more than you did. I was much
better at sinning than you did. I killed more people
on you did.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
They got all the titles right, like the Coppo and
you get made and they have this whole like every
organization has that. They have this whole mythology and and
oh he's a coppo or oh he's a made man,
Like it doesn't mean anything, just means you can't kill him, right,
and he's got a territory. But they really love that
stuff and they just get off on that stuff for hours.
(06:28):
But you know, it's like anything.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And they have omerta, which is Sicilian for a code
of silence. It's a podcast silent Mike, unless you moved it.
That's not America.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
That should be the name of the podcast, Emerita of
the America podcast Things we Shouldn't Say, Things, things my
lawyer tells me I shouldn't say.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So that's a that's an inside joke because that's one
of mine. In my set and my comedy said, I
do a series called Things I Shouldn't Say, and that's
basically Samy Gravano everything. It's like it's like we've we've
joked about it before. It's like, yeah, I regret this
one time I had to kill a guy and I
used my best axe to crack his rippy and I
missed that axe.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
He was in the car. That was his friend, his friend.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, I'm mistaken that was that was leaving, and that
was like he said this on the podcast, and I'm like,
don't you.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Have a lawyer? His lawyers should be sitting right next
to him in the studio, Grab the microphone five minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
His lawyer should be on the mixed review. Yes, I'm sorry,
we didn't give that part.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And then I met with Bee.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
We're gonna, we're gonna caught that. I was gonna talk
about cutting.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
That was this one time.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All right, it's Mark Bailey, Mike Miller. I'll talk funny
It's Just Funny, a podcast by Mark Bailey and other
comics from Alumsos. We ended up in Japan because I'm
like every other country in the world. Apparently people here
like the season known as Spring from You, the Talk
Funny podcast from Nagoya Radio Dot comed Naguia Comedy. Here's
Mack Bailey.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Welcome to another dish of Talk Funny. It's Mark Bailey
with Mike Miller.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Get to be back.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So Mike and I were in North America. I'm under
a non disclosure agreement. I can't say which major American
city I was in, working in twelve hours a day.
The treating me well, twelve hours a day, seven days
a week, and they used eight percent of the things
I wrote. It's a lampoon. It's not the lampoon. It's
a lampoon. It's an undisclosed American major city. And Mike
(00:47):
was in a disclosed Canadian city.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
That's right. I went to my hometown.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And I'm under an NDA right now, so I can't
go into too much. But I enjoyed it and I'm
still working for them through ZO. So it's fun to
do a creative job and you know, twelve hours at
that place. It's not like doing five coma at a
university you're just like, oh god, this is just mind crushing.
(01:13):
But there you're like people are like creative, you know,
and they're like creating new games and stuff like sports
and stuff, and and you know, it's a lot of
fun because you're with funny people. You know, you're not
with Albert, so you're Nemesis.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
He's on the other side of the planet now, so
you don't have to worry about him.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm not ever going to get together where he's there again.
I just he's living rent free. He and his whole
family and his whole country, his whole country of Australia
is living rent free. In my head, he'll say something
about broccoli or to be something else, or he has
GPS and his bicycle and blah blah blah, and then
later he didn't have GPS on his bicycle. He just
(01:52):
has to be it's the drama. He has to be
the center of attention.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I've never seen him bring this out in you ever
ever at a gathering.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
He has to be the center of Attention's comics where
the center of attention.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Mike, that's right, it's all about us.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
If it's not Timmy or me the center of attention,
then something's wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's true, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, So how was your time?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And my time was wonderful. I went to Vancouver to
see a friend for a couple of days. Then I
went to my hometown, Ottawa, and then I went down
to Halifax to see my brother. So I got to
see the whole country and it was really nice and cool.
When I was in eastern Canada, it was like in
the twenties to What's Celsius. It was like really really nice,
(02:32):
and I would have bragged about it online, but I
thought that's not a nice thing to do to people
stuck here in Nagoya because it was insanely hot this
year here.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, so you had a good time in Canada.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, it was a lot of fun, nice weather, lot
nicer than being here in Nagoya, which is just like
just hell on Earth.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I was in this city I can't name, and they
had a lot of floods. You think, God, people don't
have Google. They can't figure that off. Floods in the summer,
floods in August.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Isn't living by the river so beautiful. Let's build our
house right next to the river. What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And live in a van.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
At least you can move the van, right, yeah, the
water rises.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I had a good time. It was creative and
a lot of fun and also frustrating at the same time,
and under an NDA. But basically I've already did this
on a previous podcast. I just that that has already air.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So why do they have you sign an NDA Because.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm not allowed to name people or claim headlines.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
They're anonymous, So you should just say that you work
for the CIA. Then something, Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I should say I used to work for not anymore?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You know those on every podcast and talk about it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No CIA, Now all I do is talk about CIA.
CIA also makes you sign an NDA, so think about that.
So you're my boss at CIA, mikel Right, So then
I quit and you made me sign an NDA, and
you can't say anything that we do, but we still
like you to go on Joe Rogan. Yes, So what
am I saying? Untrue crap? Yeah right, you're saying a
(04:02):
bunch of ass. Yeah yeah, that's why why are you
on mock Baker and that hat you know?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, yeah, he's like mister yourself helped Guru Spy now and.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
He's wearing a shirt that says every day spy. I'm
actually I this.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Is thirting into an industry. First it was the Navy Seals,
the ex Navy seals.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I killed I killed No, I killed Ben mob No,
I killed him twice.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
No, I'll tell you how I do it. Podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, it's like, first I got out of bed, and
then you know, then what's next, You're gonna have like
U x X mobs. That's right, I'm not in the
so I did.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
He definitely was not at the Barbizon, wasn't there?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Episode three o A. Guys, Sammy Gravanna would be like, so, anyway,
I don't know. I don't like when you keep calling
me mopster because I'm X mobster. Anyway, I know where
you live. How's your wife doing with a new job
down there on the south side? You know I'm ax
mob Now, so you don't threaten anybody. I don't threaten anybody.
Just keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
And oddly, children, by the way, yeah, that school they
go to such a good school.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's a nice school. It only has one gage. And
noticed that a lot of windows, a lot of windows.
I'm asked, mom, really, cause you sound threatening. You sound
like current mom. You take it back, Okay, take it back,
take it back. And anyway, when we were at the
barber Zona, I was never.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I was never I was in the car.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
The funny thing about that story is he never was
at the Barbizona. Who told that I know of? Yeah,
it was different Butchets.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Which is so bizarre that they just brought that up.
I guess because it was in a different podcast episode.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
You know the guy I'm talking about it, it's Gravano
and he's got a podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
There's another gangster with a podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, Michael friend Chesse and he and Sammy Gravano are
constantly arguing about who was real mob? Okay, and then
but you're not in it anymore. Who cares?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But I was. When I was bad, I was worse
than you, Mike.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
But I'm good now, I tell you how, but they
might throw me back in jail.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm reformed now. I don't sin anymore. But when I did,
I said much more than you did. I was much
better at sinning than you did. I killed more people
on you did.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
They got all the titles right, like the Coppo and
you get made and they have this whole like every
organization has that. They have this whole mythology and and
oh he's a coppo or oh he's a made man,
Like it doesn't mean anything, just means you can't kill him, right,
and he's got a territory. But they really love that
stuff and they just get off on that stuff for hours.
(06:28):
But you know, it's like anything.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And they have omerta, which is Sicilian for a code
of silence. It's a podcast silent Mike, unless you moved it.
That's not America.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
That should be the name of the podcast, Emerita of
the America podcast Things we Shouldn't Say, Things, things my
lawyer tells me I shouldn't say.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So that's a that's an inside joke because that's one
of mine. In my set and my comedy said, I
do a series called Things I Shouldn't Say, and that's
basically Samy Gravano everything. It's like it's like we've we've
joked about it before. It's like, yeah, I regret this
one time I had to kill a guy and I
used my best axe to crack his rippy and I
missed that axe.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
He was in the car. That was his friend, his friend.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, I'm mistaken that was that was leaving, and that
was like he said this on the podcast, and I'm like,
don't you.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Have a lawyer? His lawyers should be sitting right next
to him in the studio, Grab the microphone five minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
His lawyer should be on the mixed review. Yes, I'm sorry,
we didn't give that part.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And then I met with Bee.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
We're gonna, we're gonna caught that. I was gonna talk
about cutting.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
That was this one time.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All right, it's Mark Bailey, Mike Miller. I'll talk funny
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