E066 Talk with Teddy - Hillbillies in the Holler - Biggins & Shirley

Biggins and T-Roy his best freidn join us for some out of this world fun. Yeah its hillbilly and its not what yawl would expect but we laughed. and hard..

Episode Transcript

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Tirard of the same old, sameold ben Cheko Talk with Teddy. It's
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the wrong button. Everybody. Uh, welcome to another episode of Talk with
Teddy. Uh, this is gonnabe a great night. We got a
couple of really cool individuals with usthis evening. Um, and if I
don't screw up the electronic part ofthis tonight, it would be a godson
because I'm already hitting the wrong buttonsand you know it may just happen that

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way. Um. Well, ifanybody's seen us trying to go live,
you know we couldn't turn the mincnfor like, so we're good. I
saw I saw Troy AND's like he'stalking to him like, uh, Mike's
not on out. I'm like,thanks for the head out. They'll get

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it sometime. So, um,watch party. You started guys on my
page, so we're gonna have extraextras going on. Now, Troy's got
a live video or a live pagegoing as well. Right, yes,
Hero TV. It's just that,like I like to get on there and

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sing some songs and talk to somepeople about some real life things that's going
on, and just to blow themmore smoke out and get to them now
everybody, okay, cool, Hey, more than mirrors. So that's right,
that's right. It's it's just gonnabe a fun night no matter what.
And absolutely you know we're I waslooking forward to this so um,

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it's it's just gonna be a funnight. Like I said, I was
picking you guys off the air thatwe were trying to get read to pop
in with us, um and unfortunatelyhe was having an issue with his internet.
That's all right, That's what happenswhen you live way up there in
the hills. Oh yeah, wella lot. Yeah, but at least
I mean, you guys got itwell though, you know, Oh yeah,

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we got a pretty good here,and I got a well, uh,
the hill, but isn't the hollar, guys, I got damn on
it. Finally, of course,beautiful Bobo who had to talk at to
how to get right, Yeah,I got my notepad right here from Bobo,
what do you do? And I'llhow to turn stuffing off? And

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so we almost get it figured out. So all right, So guys,
if you're listening and watching right now, which you are, I see you
guys are popping in here, slowlybut surely. Um you're seeing the words
Biggin and t Roy underneath their photothere, and that's because these guys are
from hill Billy's in the Holler.Now, Um, anybody anybody's familiar with

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the show, we've had read onhere and uh, he's a funny mother
fer. Um, he's really funnyand uh but we have been I've been
watching big and two, I've beenwatching his stuff. Um, you guys
have a lot of similar uh crossings, like you both did the uh which
joke wasn't here not too long ago? Uh shit, I knew I was

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gonna forget the fish with license.Yes, yeah, I'd done that probably
four or five years back, anduh we had put it up and then
h Red was kind of wanting tosee if people was looking at Facebook versus
his TikTok thing, I believe,so he asked about doing it, and

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I thought, yeah, go forI would blast right, But yeah,
we uh, we we have alot of fun doing it. Uh.
The Hillbillies in the Holly has beenIt's been absolutely great to me. Those
guys were all very experienced, Uhyou know, actors been in entertainment for
years and years, and like whatfour and a half five years ago,

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they kind of allowed me to comein with them and then and I was
just a hillbilly that liked to talka lot. They kind of took me
and uh, poor Buboo on there. He used to do stand up with
me in front of old smokies andhe would he would kind of probe me
along and pitch stuff to me.And now all that'd be two people out

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there, and then maybe it wastwo anyway. So yeah, I mean
we just have a really great time. It's a heathhaused out. You know,
we just have a great time.I love it. I've been watching
you guys for I don't know,six months, seven months now, and
that's why, you know, Iwanted to get you guys on here.

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Um, and it's just funny shit. I mean the skits that you guys,
yeah, it is, it's it'sjust it's really really funny. And
there are somewhere I have to stopand think, wait a minute, that's
supposed to be funny. I missedsomething. And it's because sometimes sometimes when
you guys are talking, it's likeyou have to remember I'm from New York

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and you know, so I'm justlike, I missed it. There is
I don't speak good English. Yeahwithout it times us proper English. Let's
train him. I'm gonna work onit. And we have to what's Chandler

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on their beauty? But he,uh, he's had to go over some
words with me sometimes today he's awordsman that I have to. He could
write something I look at and go, I don't know what this means.
You have to you have to translatethis for me. That that would be
a perfect that'd be a perfect segueinto a joke or something that's perfect.

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To look at his face and everything, I don't know what this means.
That was perfect. That was perfect. Now the great thing about it is
he can, uh, good lord, he could sit down and talk to
anybody. But then he can turnaround. I call it red neck for
me, you know, so Iknow what it did. He can he
could turn around and translate it perfectlyand talk to me. Then I'm like,

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oh, that's why I know exactlywhat you right now? For me.
There you go searching dictionary awards thatare big, and you have been
told that a lot. I'm guessingyou better start listening now. See.

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I used to live in Oklahoma,Tennessee, um, Texas, uh where
else in New York. That's whereI'm actually from all of them? Oh,
Colorado, So I'm from all ofthem. And uh moved around a
lot as a kid, and uhI ended up settling here. And uh
it's actually called the Finger Lakes regionin New York. We're nowhere near.

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Like when I say New York,it's like that stupid commercial on TV New
York City near New York City.I mean that's like a whole other country
to me. It's so freaking faraway. And you know, it's like
all I know is my taxes payfor their ship. That's all I know.

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Now. I used to have adedicated run up around New York.
You know, right people? Ohyeah, yeah, that we have people
go Hillbillies don't live in New York. I'm like, you want to bet

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Oh hell yeah, it doesn't matterwhat state you're in. We got a
lot of them up there in fact, my mom is from a place called
Standards, New York, which isby another little town called um welles Dowe,
New York. And they're known inNew York State for their Texas hots
all across the all across New Yorkand um so you would think you go

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into this small little po dunk town, you can sneeze and drive through the
damn thing, you know, that'show That's how big it is. And
Standards, where she's rum is evensmaller. Wow, you know you you
fart. You're through two towns.I'm like a heartbeat. That's like,
that's like Bookertown. Uh it sayswelcome to Bookertown on one side, another

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side says now leaving Boogertown. Freakinglove it. Yeah, So I just
I want to say hi to let'ssee Renee Phillips, Sheila Ostlander, Steve
Beck, Adam Briggs, Ernie atWell, deb so Back, Susan Griffin,

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Seth Reese. Um over there.They're coming in a little bit at
a time, kind of like aschool of fish. You know, one
has to leave and then all follow. Right, I'll follow right in there
there. Oh yeah, especially ifyou're feeding him the right stuff, you
know, right. Well, youknow what, if you guys are hill

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billies, you don't mind if Iput a dip of chon d mind it
all. Just don't get your spitbottling your drank bottle mixed up because I
gets rough. It does nothing worse. That's why I put it in a
T bottle. I'd be like,uh, nope, I know what that

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is. I ain't drinking that shipwhen I when I was younger, I
did that though. You know,It's like if you if you drink coke,
you always had an extra coke bottlelaying around, so you got to
spit in, especially when you're driving. Because well, some of my friends
would spit on their floorboard, butI didn't. I just I hated that
ship, you know, yeah so, but no, I mean, eventually,

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if you keep spitting on your dashdash floor, you know you're you're
I can't even talk now your floorboardswhen you get in there, someday it's
gonna be so freaking, you know, swampy and nash smelling. I was
stroking out. I have old fiftythree Dodge pick up that Rebel and drive
around and I would yeah, I'dprobably lose it in the floor. You

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could say through the floor, butyeah, I would still if you didn't
hit that whole big excited. That'slike that's like the Copenhagen cans that's got
the metal tops. So like ifyou have a CBE radio antenna on your
roof, this just sticks to therooster. They're never on the floor.
Yeah, good idea. Wow.I learned a hillbilly from a guy in

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New York, but I came fromhill billy blood, so you know I
would. So let's talk about Uhso five years ago you joined hill Billy's
in the Holler? Is that whatyou Yes, they had uh they had
started it up and and you know, like to say, these are all

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guys that have been entertaining for thirtyplus years and and I just thank the
Lord man, they've seen something inme. And you know, they let
me tell my stories and laugh andcut up with them kind of because there
was so much that I didn't understand, you know, about anything with the
entertainment industry or anything. And they'vereally helped me along all with it.

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I absolutely loved doing the things withthem. I mean, the guys are
really great that we worked with,and it's I mean, it's just so
neat to have people because like,if we're going to film I don't believe
we've ever filmed nothing, like wewrote it out. When we meet up
together and we start talking, they'relike, oh wait a minute, do
this put this in there. Sowe've got no books full to start that

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ain't never been shot, that wassupposed to have been shot years ago.
Oh man, I can see that. But I come from the music entertainment
myself, so it's like we wouldconstantly be like planning our stuff ahead of
time, and then we'll get upthere where we start, you know,
performing our music on stage, andhalfway through you know, like a set

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or something, you'll be like,you know what, because you want to
react to the crowd. You know, you're gonna make sure that everybody's enjoying
themselves. And which is a littledifferent than what you're describing, but still
it's like one of those things whereyou do a change up in the middle
of everything and uh, we'll belike, no, let's do this song
instead, and you picked the wrongsong. You shit luck man, they'll

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throw at you. You got tokeep doing what. It's like, Man,
I wanted a beard, but notmy face just turned out all right,
So I'm gonna do this again realquick. We are talking with BigGAN

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and he Roy Hillbilly's in the Holler. It's a YouTube sensation. I've been
watching it for probably six months,seven months. I try to share your
guys as YouTube videos on my pagefrom time to time, um because I
think some of it is hilarious,um to where I have to show everybody.
I mean, when it's really funnyshit, I show everybody absolutely a

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lot of the great that's just sofunny. A lot of it is spontaneous
also, and then it turns outthat a lot is real life. Folks
asked me about a lot of thestories. They're like, oh, where
do you come up with this?And it's what I'm just telling y'all what
happened yesterday. Yeah. I likethat. It's just the way it works

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right right now. I love thatthough. It's like, yeah, it's
funny, but I'm just filling infor what happened yesterday, And that's awesome
because it's a spontaneous Sometimes spontaneous stufflike that is a good time, you
know, and sometimes you can justan example, I was it took my
my truck to getting inspected and sothe fellow told me, okay, well

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it's gonna be about twenty minutes.I'm like, all right, so I'll
walk down to the store, whichis right around the corner. Well I
thought it was right around the corner. I'm thinking, okay, it's a
half a mile. I'll be allright. I'm six foot one, three
hundred pounds. I'm not a littleboy whatsoever. And so I'm like okay,
and I'm going and I'm like,how to frick long is this goddamn
store? And I'm going down now. I'm starting huffing puff a little bit,

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so you know, I'm like,okay, I'll stop. And they're
looking. I'm looking, and there'sa cemetery right next to me, and
I'm you know, the whole jokeof like why do they put money to
put vinces around cemeteries because they're alldying to get in. So I look
over and here's this tree. Thistree looks like it has a Penis that

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picture you put on that? SoI took a picture of it. I
put it on my Facebook, Istuck it on my TikTok, on my
Instagram. I'm like, it's like, this is amazing work. Where else
are you going to find something likethis, you know, and those are
the wonderful things that just happened.I just destinitely happened, and sometimes it

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can pay all I really put.Like, Okay, I woke up one
morning and uh, I forgot Ididn't have no pants on, and so
I didn't realize this until I'm likehalfway down my driveway going to get the
mail. Now, four hundred pounds. If you're over halfway somewhere, that's
a commitment. You're not going definitelyjust out there and come back. And

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my neighbor lady seen me, andshe was out there like, uh,
I have never. I have never, And I'm like, well you won't
never with that kind of attitude neithercoming back into the house. And then
two days later, a construction crewshows up and I got a privacy pants.
Now it's awesome. I ain't justlike evidently they didn't want to see

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all morning. It worked out prettygood for me. Oh god, I'm
I'm an old boy too, oneof those you take me to a mall

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or something like that. I don'tknow where every bathroom is, trust me,
it does, yeah, And Iand I'm not shy if I have
to piss and I'll hop right upin the back of the pickup truck and
piss off the back. I don'tcare. Oh yeah, it is like

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him. You know, this remindsme, you know, Um, it's
funny because when I interview people,it kind of brings up old thoughts and
memories and and it's just it makesit a lot better for me because of
you know, remembering. You know, when you get older, you got
to remember sh Yeah right, Ihad to take a trip. Um.
It was probably a good two anda half hours from me, and I
had this big old you remember thosebig old um custom vans that had like

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the bed in the back and theyeah, yeah, yeah, I had
one. I had one, right, I had one. It was all
beat the ship, but it wasstill fun. We ripped the bed out,
we put in a cooler we wouldn'tbench, and put a cooler underneath
it so you could fill all thebeer and stuff in the back and then
use it as the bench on topit, which is really good. So

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anyway, as we decided we're goingto go down to this country club like
two hours away from us, wherea bunch of us are gonna go and
do some drinking. Playing pool,you know, pipping holler and all that
stuff. So we're going down theroad and all these trucks going by me
and cars are beeping, and I'mlike, what the hell My buddy his

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name was Stumpy and they call himStumpy because he was pushing four twenty four
twenty five. Okay. He hadhis pants down, his butt cheeks against
two of those windows. All yousaw was a cheek on one cheek on

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the other. I'm glad that wasthere. Between the way to man he'd
be like shipping through a front doorscreen or something. There'd be one of
those little those little remember those Platomachines, you little things like Hello,

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Kelly, how abore you? Uh? Look at that snow. Bruno was
joined us as well, Charles Sandbornestage of Cord, Kevin Butler or Kenny
Butler, I'm sorry, call himKevin. Yeah, you'll get over it
all right. So um, let'stalk about t Roy for a little.
We talked about you a little bit, so, uh, who is to

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Roy? Me? Wow? Thanksfor joining us. Man, The show's
over now, Thank you. Well, while you're getting yourself a drink,

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make sure you pour a glass ofshine from me while you're at it.
Go oh man, I miss shineso bad. Good here I do have
I do have um up here inNew York that makes shine to you,
But it's nothing like down there.It's nothing like that. Here. They
got a flavor everything, and likeyou know, you get the regular like

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apple pie moonshine. I can dealwith that. But and it's not real
moonshine. It's just kind of likevodka and one fifty one or something.
It's not real strong. But ifthey used every clear it would have been
bad. But uh, they haveone now up here that everybody's drinking.
It's it's peanut butter and jelly.Oh wow, that was the sandwich it

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is. But up here, thesefolks up here they want like I don't
know, you know how rich peopleare. Yeah, all right, they
got a flavor everything, like thattoilet paper too if they have to,
yeah whatever, it's uh a littlediane, but yeah, they they just
so many different flavors up here.They have a what's it called now,

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green apple green green sour apple moonshine. And I tried at u uh what,
I work in a distillery here makea munshine. I poured on the
bars for the people know and like, we'll come to the Strait and the
one I work at sin Tanger outlets, so you got a lot of rich
folks in there. No, andI'll come to it and they're like,

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oh, what flavor is this?I'm like, well, is honey,
this here just mons small. It'sgotta have a flavor. What does it
taste like? I tell him ittastes a lot like divorce and child support,
car representations over and right in there. Somehows that's the flavor. If
that's what it's gonna taste like,all right, I'm gonna use that the

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time. It's medicinal. It'll curewhat ails you. I'm a welcome miracle.
I'm living proof. It cured Mete. It cured me my first marriage.
She was ailing the hell out atme. So I know it works.
You'll drink it right, all right, man, I can see that.
But you gotta we gotta have likeone that you can't stand and co
like, this is this tastes likemy ax? Didn't like her? Now

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don't you didn't like it? Nowthere's a new one for you. Bigging
right there. I got him laughing, he's even a little rounds. I
got want to call the x WIYbecause it gets passed around a lot and
it goes down easy. Diane.Diane is actually and here she goes a

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taste like fingernail, a polish remover. I mean, somebody don't wrong too
long? Oh man, all right, so let's get back to our question.
T Roy, come on, tellgive us a little bit of info
about you, tryptis. Let megrab a drink, right alright, tell

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us. Okay, Christaders is anew show that we're coming out with,
and it's more comedy than anything else. Um, I'm playing a fairy that
walks in the woods and throws fairydust on everybody. And oh you're gonna

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have wings. Yeah, oh yeah, wings and everything two and huh two
two possibly it would make it ifyou had a tooth, you gotta have
them. Yeah, yeah, wehave a wetch on there. We have

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two newscasters. We have I'll saywe got yes, Baron Angie me,
my wife Mardine. A real nameis Danny color made and uh well,
actually it's just a comedy, abunch of idiots hunting any tripped stuff anything

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out there. It's gonna be hilarious, absolutely hilarious. We're gonna be shitting
rainbows. I did that two weeksago. I got a whole bag of
skittles. Rub we said it atthe same time. Oh my god.

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All right, so I want toput this up here again. Guys.
I am sitting here and I amtalking what the hell do I do with
it? Um? I am sittinghere talking, um with Where did you
guys? Names go? All theothat is Biggins and t Roy hibilies in
the Holler And now it's called theCryptid What is it? Cryptid? What?

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Yeah, he's got a crypto Crusade. All right, so I can't
wait to check that out, especiallyif you're gonna be spreading fairy dust all
over everybody. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Well there's a lot of
things like with our Hillbillies in theHoller. Now I can say I love
to do it. There's nothing better. But now we're good, clean,
wholesome fun for anyone to watch.You know, your grandmother can and uh,

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you know when when Troll and Bardand Angel Alam the kind of asked
me to do the Crypti Crusaders withhim, it's a little more than whatever
we want to do. So Ibelieve I would, you know, I
want to enjoy doing that with themhaving fun doing Yeah, it should be
hilarious. It should be It's yeah, you know, it's funny. It's
like I was talking with Red andhe's trying to put together a paranormal group

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of Hillbillies and you know, forhis show he wants to do that,
and which I think is really cool. Um, But I and we were
talking about that show. What wasit called, uh, Mountain Monsters.
Yeah, yea with all the Hillbillies. Yeah, if that's what you want
to call them. But mostly theywere actors as well, you know what

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I mean, they were exactly theygotta. They try to portray us,
you know, now, I meanwe laugh, cut up, we have
fun, but a show like thatkind of portrays us in a in a
bad like you know. I mean, we're not youdiot, It's we're not
stupid. We're just a different typeof people, you know, have fun.
But yeah, I tried to watchit then and I was like,
what the hell? I mean,I would shoot this guy myself if I

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was in the woods with him,I'm taking him out hurt. All right.
They don't have to look out forbig Foot. He's on my nerves
already. I know, because likethey had Jeffrey, Jeffrey was one of
my favorites. But and then thentowards the end of that series when they
when they made him piss his pants, I thought that was stupid. Um

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that that's just kind of humiliating,you know what I mean? Yeah?
Yeah. And then when they wentup with Buck Buck was Buck is a
big boy. I mean, hemust be pushing close to five hundred pounds
easy, and they always made himjumping the holes with all the water or
all the mass or all, yeah, the things like that. And I'm
like, man, I would notdo that. I don't care how bad

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I am. I'm not. That'sa hard note because say, I'm fat,
and I've been fat a long time. It's not nothing that's new to
me. And I know limitations likeI can't get my fat ash back out
of that hole. If I getany you know, we're gonna have to
call the crane out here, arecord or something. Yeah, you try
to help me down both of usin the damn hole. All that gonna

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work. Ye see. I loveit because that's the way it is with
me and my buddy Stumpy. Weused to know, you gotta have a
good imagination here. Y'all know whatpaintball is, right, Yeah, the
guns. We would go into thewoods and play paintball with all these little
skinny fuckers, and you know they'realways quick and fast. They can hide

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behind trees, try and stick youknow, three hundred pounder or a four
hundred pounder behind a tree. Youknow that big and it's gonna work right.
You know, even sideways, something'ssticking out, whether it's you or
your belly or your you know,something's sticking out. And but the best
part about out it is when whenwe were playing these guys that are all

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down at the bottom of this gullyand they're waiting for us to come down
this big old hill. Well,first off, you got two big guys
trying to run down a hill.You know what happens if we lose our
footing ass over nacup right, Yeah, that's bad, you know. And
my buddy Cliff, I mean,it was all of us big guys.
Cliff was probably three twenty three,twenty five somewhere in there. Maybe a
little ass if he's watching, he'sgonna kill me. But anyways, um

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he's a big boy too. Sowe come running down this hill, and
I believe it was Cliffy lost hisfooting and at the bottom is a swamp
and when he hit that swamp,he glided across that that whole swamp in
the water was squishing out the sideslike he was on a slipping slide.

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It was funnier than ship all theway across. And my buddy Stumpy,
he lost his footing and he actuallyhit this big metal drum we had,
so all you heard was this bigbl in the woods. And then everybody's
pegging them and the rule was thatthey didn't break, it didn't count right.
Well, he was so good thatjust bounced off and they didn't break.

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So I have a gravity story.And my wife tricked me into.
Now my wife weighs one hundred andfifteen pounds, you know, Okay,
And so we go to this waterpark. I've not been on the water
slide since I'm a kid, andthere's two of these water slides side beside.
They go around in circles and peopleare racing down them, and for

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some reason, I'm thinking this isgonna be a good idea because the little
kids are riding it and everything else. So we get up around, we
take off at the same time.Now, I come out of this water
slide, flipping in over in inabout one hundred and seventeen mile an hour,
and I skipped plane to the endof the pool and hit the wall.
On the other hand, my shortsis hanging off for one ankle.

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I got a bunting head here.The lifeguards jump in attacking me, trying
to say because I'm underwater, suckingwater down, you know, they get
me out, get me up onthe concrete. And by that time,
my little wife goes flu out theend of the slide, like, wasn't
that fun? But now, no, it was not fun, So let's
go do this other one. No, no, I'm a lazy river kind

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of guy. From there on,that's it. I'll float on that tank
around. I can see you.I can see it big against with one
of those big blow up dinosaurs.Just get you. Put them around your
way. You should push them downover your head, around your ways in
the water. I can see youwith one of those. Oh my god,
this has been hilarious already. I'msweating my balls off. Holy moly,

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I hear you. I don't knowhow hot it is there, but
that's hot. We're here, soit's even hotter. Hopefully the fans not
too loud. Um, I haveto turn that fan out. Holy shit.
Yeah, it's supposed to be almostninety tomorrow here. Um, but
we've had some really lucch waiting weather. But you guys know you're in Tennessee

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right Well, I'll say we're inMissouri right now. We're Gainberg like with
the hill Billies in the Holler guysand all, but we're up in Branson.
I work up here. I comefrom a Tennessee up here with the
moonshine company that I'm with now,Smith Creek Muschine, and we have stores.
They're in Pigeon Forwards, Nashville,and got two here, so we

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moved up here with it. Butwe go back and forth to Tennessee a
lot to peel them and stuff andto be with the guys. You know.
Uh, it's a maybe transferring backbefore too long. That's awesome,
that's awesome. But it's still hothere. I thought a little further north
to be cold, and ain't.It was. Air conditioning went out in

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the store day before yesterday and itwas about ninety five degrees and there and
and I don't know if you cansee it or not. But I have
what could be considered to be aweight problem and may and heat. It's
not a good idea. Again,it makes a very cranky begin It's hard

(33:05):
to be funny on the bar whenI am sweating profusiously. It isn't I'm
not good like that. I'm gonnaI know exactly what you're talking about.
One. I'm pushing like three threetwenty somewhere in there. I haven't weighed
myself in a while because I don't. I don't want to scare the shit
out of the scale again, youknow. I wait till I go to
the doctors and then then they tellme, you know, and it's like,

(33:27):
you know, you need to dosomething about your weight. That's what
I am. I'm eating, I'mkeeping it level, I'm keeping it where
it's supposed to be there and loseweight like I gonna lose it. You
know how long it took me toput this on. I haven't yet.
Having one of the doctor and hewas like, son, said, you
need to get in shape. I'mlike, I am round as a shape.

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Yep. It's like, no,you're not paying attention. Don't you
want like the body of a god, you know, work out. I'm
like, I got one bood up. Ain't you seen the pictures? And
they gotta get pass for twins.I knew I was gonna like you,
Biggins, and I love it.Oh man, man, that's funny.

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Oh shit, Now I gotta askyou, t Roy, is that your
natural color? Do you die that? Ship? I die it? That's
what I thought. Yeah, yeah, but this is all after right here.
Okay, I'm not him on mysteak. I don't know, you're

(34:40):
not like it. Stop. I'mgonna give y'all guys a long time.
Long distance for relationships don't work.I know. It's not like the old

(35:07):
Bell company when you could reach outand tech something New York. Oh man,
this is great. I've been havingsuch a good time here. Uh
man, it's only been thirty fiveminutes. What the frick? I thought
we bet here an hour already.It just seems like that. Yeah,

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I know, Well that's what happenswhen big fellas get together and chop fat.
You know that's right that it worksthe same way in a marriage.
I think also, it seems likeit's been a lot longer than I I
don't know. I think it's no. I think it's a little different.
I think in marriage you're getting yourfat chewed. Yes, yes, I
do mind anyway, So you say, Maldane on there on the hill,

(35:59):
But that's my wife and I'm seeingher jerk her teeth out to come beat
me to death. And that wasfreaking hilarious when she and she who's he
talking to? Do you see whohe's talking to? Holding my teeth?

(36:19):
Her body of mind? The otherday, she's over there and he's a
musician, you know, and she'sover talking to him, and I'm a
flirt and I'm lucky. I'm gonnawhat the crowd. And then my buddy
looks as I'm all didn't come on, you know, as many times you've
got upset being and talking to somebody, you know, and you're always jerking
your teeth out go to fight.Do you think he's gonna feel that way?

(36:39):
And she's like, no, hell, he ain't got no teeth.
So well, I gotta tell you, um, gentleman, I'm calling the
gentleman. I'm being a nice host. We appreciate that. I would have

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just said juans um. You know, Diane has made a comment here.
She says to tell you guys thatyou all need to come up to Parafest,
which I will explain. Oh mygod, that would be a hoot,
meaning you guys would be great.Now. The Parafest is Rochester Winter
Parafest. It's an event that weput on in March every year. And

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what we do is we have guestsfrom the TV show Naked and Afraid.
Yeah, and then we have awhole bunch of paranormal people, witches.
We have people that do all typesof crafters, vendors. We even have
this group of witches that dance,which is really cool. They had Trent
from Naked and Afraid doing a dancewith them, which was hilarious. We

(37:44):
videotaped it and put it up onYouTube. It was fantastic. So you
can see him trying to shake hisass like the witches and the witches.
You know, some of these witcheslook pretty fine. You know. You
get this, You get this littleboy up in there, he's trying to
do it. It's like everybody screamingand holland like the boys got no rhythm,
rhythm. If y'all get naked,I'm gonna be afraid. I think

(38:09):
it's gonna be the other way around. I see, I used to work
as a male dancing, but Istarted out naked, and the more money
I got, the more clothes Iput on. And then I tried prostitute
you for a little while, butnobody would buy it. By the pounds,
I was saying, just work out, woman. Then hey, at

(38:32):
least you got that option. AllI had to pay for what I wanted.
Yeah, pay me first. I'mlike, okay, out of mind.
I got in trouble the other dayon the bus. I was riding
the city bus out of that andthis woman was breastbeting. She was just
setting there breastbeting. So of courseI'm looking and she looked up and she

(38:54):
was like, there's nothing sexual aboutthis. I'm like, you move that,
kid, and there will be init. Didn't. She didn't take
it as good as you are,all right, dude. She didn't take
it as good as you're taking itright now. You didn't have Sariances has

(39:17):
some cherry on. She would havebeen happy with. Oh, okay,
I do an interview. When you'relaughing this hard, Holy god, I'm
swept like a fat kid chasing adonut downhill. Amen. Oh man,

(39:44):
Okay, so we know that thatBiggins is married. What what about you,
t Roy? I am married,have been married to my husband for
fourteen years. That's awesome. That'sall. Thank you. He puts up
with you. Huh oh yeah,I thought too. You guys about but

(40:06):
I ain't around. Take a walkand like you need to cool down.
I'll take a long mood. Yeah. So, t Roy, I don't
know if I've seen you in anyof the Villy videos for Hillis in the
Holler. Have you been at anyWell no, I'm sorry bout I'll say,

(40:29):
Uh, Troy is not on Hillbilliesin the Hollar with us. He
just he is, uh you know, he does his cryptic Crusaders out here
with us and this Troy TV anddone it just uh. We was talking
paranormal stuff and always one I waslike, you know, it'd be it'd
be cool to have t Roy withme. I didn't know. Yeah,
I didn't know. Uh. Ilove I love seeing the paranormal stuff.

(40:51):
I really respect it. Like we'vedone some shooting the other night in a
graveyard and it's a good place forbad video, you know what I mean.
I mean a good peaceful we're done. Uh A thing there in Gallenberget
was the same way a graveyard there. But uh, it's just I really
respect what he does and being ableto see it, no, with the

(41:14):
crypted stuff and the paranormal because Imean, this is this is my best
brand right here. And even thoughthings haven't happened to me like that,
I could see his face when we'redoing it, and I know that's truly
happening to him, you know whatI mean. And uh yeah, So
just I didn't mean to interrupt youthat day out just you know, he's
not on the hill Billings with us, but it does no, but that's

(41:37):
cool. But you know what I'mgonna do is I'm gonna back up a
little bit. And what I'm gonnado is I'm gonna read you guys bile
here real quick. Um. NormallyI started out that way, but I
got so into this I totally forgotten. You've had me laughing every since.
So um, I'm gonna read thisoff real quick. So y'all just hank
tight for a second. It saysBiggin's growing up in the hills of North
Alabama. Given bigging farmers spent alot of time in the woods, where

(42:00):
he encountered things. Shit, Ineed met glasses, any kind of things
he couldn't explain. This led toa fascination with uh, cryptology, is
what you're calling it? Or isa cryptozoology? Cryptozoology? I guess we're
looking for right, Yeah, Ithink so. Yeah, that's cool cryptology.
For the For the last twenty years, he has traveled seeking answers in

(42:22):
paranormal encryptids cases. Um, alwaysthe skeptic, hoping to be proven wrong.
Making a living as a comedian hadallowed him to team up with Red,
which is awesome, and t Royin the Chill Billies web series and
the comedy spent Off Crypto Crusaders.That's very cool, all right, yeah,
right there. I don't know whathappened. I don't know. Uh,

(42:45):
well, that there was another part, you know where I talk about
the Hillbillies in the Holler and everything. I don't know if it didn't come
through, or if it did notit didn't make it to you that way
or what. I don't know whathappened. Maybe it didn't. I don't
know. I'll have to go backand chat. Um. But that's okay.
We've been talking about you being inthe Hillbillies and yeah, I just

(43:07):
wanted to make sureley. Guys,dude, I wasn't cutting them out and
nothing. Now you ain't cutting themout. We'll make sure that that they
know we'll do this. Hold ona second, fellas in the Hillbilly in
the hollow, Biggin did not cutyou out either. Why. I have
no idea. It happened by mistake. So drank some shines, Sit back

(43:30):
and relax. It's not it's notBiggin's problem. It's mine, my fault.
All right, let me move on. Uh, let's see t Roy
t Roy Shirley first recognized his giftas an eight year old. The first
time he saw someone was his grandmotherafter she died. Remind me to tell
you a story about my grandmother,Uh, t Roy Uh. Throughout his

(43:53):
child he would see and hear thingsthat other people could not. At this
point, he told his mother,who told him he was gifted with certain
abilities that people may not understand.For this reason, he did not tell
anyone again of his experiences until hewas a teenager. The first reading he
did was for family friend at fifteen. He also realized that he had cognitive

(44:15):
senses, tasting and smelling what theentities would project to him. He then
went on to help people with theirgrief and hard times through readings. Troy
is an impath as well as well, meaning he picks up on the feelings
and emotions of both the living andthe dead. Well that's great because I've
been dead for like two hundred years, and so you're not. You know,
I don't know if something's happening thereyou go. Um, I didn't

(44:43):
know if you had a hangover one. I wasn't going to say. That
explains a lot. Well, youknow what we gotta do is we're gonna
have to have you too on theparanormal show that I run on Para Talk
Radio and talk more about the paranormal stuff. Absolutely, we're gonna talk
about some of that now, butthat would be great to have you on.

(45:05):
And I know that my co hostCindy would love to talk with you,
t Roy. She's she's a psychicmedium as well as a wish um.
She's got a lot of gifts herself, and she loves talking to other
gifted individuals. I'm an EmPATH myself, so I know exactly what you're talking
about. So and as encryptids UM, I also belonged to Biggins. I

(45:30):
also belonged to a Sasquatch organization andteam that actually hunts for Bigfoot out of
New York. So, um,I do that, and I know that
you'll see my Godzilla's but yeah,I have um Bigfoot, Mothman, and
YETI over on the other wall,so I have all that stuff too,

(45:50):
so which is very cool. Yeah. Also yeah, oh and t Roy,
my story of my grandmother. Uh, I think I was like even
maybe seven or eight years old,sleeping. We were staying at my grandparents
home. I was upstairs sleeping,and every night she would come up,
kiss me on the forehead of thecheek and say good night. See in
the morning. Well, this onenight she went up, she kissed me

(46:13):
on the forehead. She goes,Teddy, behave yourself, I love you,
talk to you. Soon went backdownstairs. That morning, got up,
went down talked to my mom,says, honey, and your grandmother
died yesterday afternoon. I'm like,okay, how did I see her kiss
me good night? You know?So that's when I realized at that point

(46:37):
that I was a little different thaneverybody else myself. Yeah. So,
and I started seeing more and hearingmore, and but The biggest thing with
me is I was getting their emotionsfirst. Yeah, I was getting all
of that instantly before I saw andheard anything else. It was the emotion
but just overwhelmed me first and thenand like, all right, something's coming

(46:59):
because is I'm feeling you know,a lot of pain right now, a
lot of anger, yes, youknow, and and I'm telling you right
now and I know you know this. Yourere when you feel something like that,
like the whole anger and sad anduh, this just overwhelming urge to
like be pissed off a cry.At the same time, you're kind of

(47:21):
like, oh fuck, because thoseare the worst ones. Those are those
are the worst ones. Oh yeah, they drain you so quick, very
much. So, yes, youknow it's terrible, but you know there's
nothing like help in somebody though,too. Yeah you know what I mean
absolutely so. Um do you Soyou've come to terms with your gift and

(47:42):
you're good with it now? Right? Yes? Sam, that's awesome.
Yeah I love it now. Um. I suppressed it for a couple of
years and then I found these wonderfulpeople And what were you gonna say?
You were gonna say something you gottasay now you can't lie to me.
I know better. I'm just gonnawell, I tell you, I know

(48:09):
exactly what I knew exactly what hewas gonna say. I've uh, I've
not told anybody this, and youknow, something that was between us.
But what really made me believe inhis gift was the anniversary of my son
passing. And uh, you know, I don't mind people knowing this.

(48:30):
For the first time in a longtime, I was doing it without alcohol
or nothing else, you know,and was buried upset, and you know,
he just shows up at my houseand comes in. It brings food.
Of course, you know that's good. You know, he didn't even
know it was that date or nothingabout it. He just comes over with

(48:52):
food and he's like, our brother, something's matter, William, we're gonna
talk about this. I sat downand so it really helped me a lot,
a whole lot, you know.And so I'm hoping what we're doing
that he gets to help somebody elseout, like it's amazing. I really
hope it gets to help people likeyou did me. I've been in a

(49:14):
similar situation. I a real goodfriend of mine. I should say,
he's not on here, and Iwish wish he was. Um, I
had a friend that kept he wasgoing through a lot in his life.
And you know, you know howwhen you talk to people online you just
get little snibbets of stuff or whatthey're saying. And I'm not one to
prize sometimes, you know. Andand because I can control what's happening,
but every once in a while,when I know somebody's in pain, I

(49:36):
kind of let my guard down tofeel, you know, what's going on.
And he was going to commit suicideand I stopped him from it,
you know. And to this day, I can honestly saying it's on my
Facebook page that I have I saveda life, you know, and to
me that there is nothing better inthe world. No, not at all,

(49:58):
you know. So I love it. And and Steve, I love
you man wherever you are. Hopefullyyou'll show up later and watch this,
but I love you man. Um, great guy. You never get to
do anything else with your gift thatright there, man, been one it
was made for. It was puttingyou for for what you did right there
right Well, I'm hoping my giftwill lead me to a good moonshine.

(50:20):
Still, someday we might work somethingnow come up. I would love to
come up. I mean I liketo bring showing the Hillbillies. And yesterday
it would be what are you?What are you doing? Next Saturday,
I'm having a big old I'm havinga big old surprise birthday body from a
party from my sister. She's turningforty three. Now, let me do

(50:42):
this. Forty three. She shehas raised three kids. She's raising three
kids on her own, no husband, no man in her life, whatsoever
does it? And she used tosay all the time, what the hell
do I need a man for?I can do everything he can do.
And I've done it, and she'sdone it. Her son now just turned
twenty three. I think she's doneit for a long time. Just finally

(51:06):
got herself a boyfriend. It seemslike he's okay, you know, but
you know how brothers are. Theydon't think anybody's good enough for this.
But yeah, we got God.I wish I could have got fish on
here, my my brother, fishbrother from another mother. You you guys
would love it. Um. Maybesomeday I'll get him up here and we'll

(51:27):
have to do this again. Becausehe is a big old redneck. From
him Billy Heaven, he is.He's a big in two and overalls,
big, overalls, long ass beard. We call him Fish because his name
is and this is no lie BillyBob Wailey, that's his god given name.

(51:52):
He will forever be Billy Bob.We call him Fish. We just
call him Fish. I was anabandon I toured for you know, eighteen
years, and he worked. Hestarted out working security for me, and
um, it was a big show. I needed somebody that time, and
he was standing out in the crowd, big boy. And we're opening up

(52:14):
with Martina McBride, Keith Urban andRascal Flats. We were all on the
same stage that night doing a bigconcert and the crowd was those like seven
thousand people, and so it wasgetting overwhelming trying to, you know,
get through and do things that youhave to do. So this big old
boy Fish was just you heard himlike sixty rolls back yelling, yeah,

(52:38):
big foot yelling in the woods.You know. He was all and uh,
well, happy birthday, Diane.She's fifty five today, look at
that, that's right. But anyways, uh so we came down. I
went to get something to drink,and that good old boy came out of

(52:59):
nowhere and he was plowing people andhe helped me out and we hired him
right then and there said, youknow we you know, we needed him,
So we got him and he's beenwith me every since. The boy
is uh, he's a brother fromanother mother. I tell you a little
secret. Can't let it out,though, because if mom here, she's
gonna throw a fit. We weredrinking now, we had we had We

(53:22):
had demolished two big of those doubleleader bottles of Jack Daniels, those real
mother huckers. We killed a greenlabel bottle and a regular label bottle,
black and green. We killed himboth, had him in our coffee,
mixed him with whatever we could find, and we were drinking. We're supposed
to be cooking a pig, sowe get the pig done at like four

(53:44):
five am, and I'm like,I didn't know what the hell I was
gonna do with it after that,So I called him and he had went
home and he was shitfaced when hewent home. So I called him and
it was like seven o'clock. Tookme three hours to get that boy up
out of bed, you know,So we ended up coming back seven o'clock
in the morning. He's got thisbig old jug it calls for you,
right, and I go. Itwas like that coffee. It was coffee

(54:06):
mixed with Jack Daniels. I'm like, it's like, holy shit, boy,
you got Jack and everything goes yeah, and he pulls out three bottles
out of his damn coveralls he's got. So the next morning we're sitting there
and I'm like, I actually gotto go in, and he says,
I'll finish it up. You go. I had three hours to sleep,
so I went in and I sleptfor a couple hours. I come out
the grills going like like seven seventhirty, you know, shortly, and

(54:30):
I'm like, okay, well,you do what you gotta do, and
I'm winning. It's like there's liketen o'clock by the time he got done
and I got up here he isfrying or grilling squirrel on the grill.
My mama does not allow anybody tohunt on our property. Oh, this
is the bad thing. She's she'sNative American man and her her this is

(54:55):
her sanctuary for her friends. Youknow what I mean. Yeah, here
he out here with a pellet gutand killing all these up on the grill.
You know what, doing good foreverybody. I got. I looked
to make you better turn that offand eat those some bitches real quick,
because as oh my god, Iyou know, sitting and talking y'all is

(55:25):
just like sitting and talking with him. And that's I guess that's my point
of the story. It's it's likefamily, you know what I mean.
It's um, that's one thing aboutheelbillies and rednecks that I like. And
I'm not an uptight, you know, stiff as a board, you know,
wearing a three piece suit, fivepiece suit, whatever, fancy looking
fella. I'm not one of thoseguys. I'm a baseball cap of T

(55:50):
shirt, pair of jeans or shortsin my work boots. You know,
you can't. I'm like, thisis me every day. You know,
people, we're you going to showup here, So this is me every
day. This is I mean,this is just who I am. And
I don't care what race you are, what takes you are, what takes

(56:10):
your orientation. I don't care aboutanything. Are you good people? It'd
be good people, you know.And that's that's the difference between what you
guys are and what I've used toversus what I'm living around, you know,
because there's a lot of that uphere as well. And I live

(56:30):
I live way out where we havemore calls than we do people. And
you know, so we we havewe see all different types of people,
you know, And and I don'tcare either. I don't care what race,
color, sexual orientation. You couldbe a lesbian from Mars for all,
like her, I don't care,you know. And you could be
purple with a big green dick andI wouldn't care. You know. Now

(56:52):
that was paint dude, that Iwas drunk. Yeah, come on,
now, I thought we agreed beforethe show. Come on and we're gonna
talk about that. You know,I didn't even say your name, you
just how did yourself see? Andby the way, I thought ears gloated

(57:15):
in dark? Anyways, that's whatthat was. That's it now I figured
it out. It was a commercialyears ago when they had to glow in
the dark condoms and all you sawit was a black room, a black
you know picture, and all yousaw was this condom going by. Yeah,

(57:42):
yeah, I remember it. Thecondom. I would have been like,
there, clap on, yeah,let's do this again. Does it
get bigger if I clap on amovie once? Where this man this woman

(58:09):
is cheating our man. And hecomes in the bedroom while he has a
reveron already, and it glowed anddark. And the other man had a
reverend and it glowing dark, andit was blue, and the other one
it was red. And now yousee stars. I'm like, I don't

(58:35):
and I could think of us.Don't cross the streams, don't cross it.
Yeah, absolutely, Oh my god, Oh shit, it is hot
in here. Are you going gettinga little bit? Uh? Oh?

(59:00):
Man? And uh, well,I guess. I mean if you guys
didn't know, and if you checkedout my Facebook page or anything too.
I am an openly gay man inNew York as well, So I that's
why I said, I don't care. I don't give a shit about nothing
either, you know. Okay,I have a confession to make. It's

(59:20):
rather funny, okay, all right, laugh a lot, you eat a
lot of snickers, well t rostrying to find your Facebook. Oh no,
I'm on the John Tim And Iwas like, yeah, he's got
like it ain't like a ball cap, it's he's got it on cap.
And I said, I'm a littlepiece from Chicago or what. But it's

(59:45):
got like a bear, a deadbear on it. I'm a little bit
like the Bears or the Cubs orwhat. And he starts laughing. He
says bear pride and I'm like,yeah, it says bear pride. I
guess he likes football. Dude,he's gay And I'm like what. And
he's he's gay? I said forHe's like yeah, he's he a big

(01:00:10):
guy and he's got a beard everythingburn. I'm like, yeah, he
said he's a bear and I'm like, what the hell's a bird? And
you know what, I'm sitting herethinking, you like pulling for the Cubs.
The bear got on it right here. And here Kevin a dying laughing

(01:00:31):
over the phone at me the wholetime. Oh my god. Yeah,
so I was you know what thebar is now, what's just you know,
there are cubs as well, andthere's there's otters, so Grant asking

(01:00:52):
how you buddy, there's there's anotherone of my friends who was in the
same area as ourselves. So,uh, Robert White says, when we
were talking about your your condoms thatwere fighting, he says, Luke,
I am your daddy. Just youknow, Robert White is in Australia checking

(01:01:15):
us out here tonight. I loveit. So yeah, so we got
some good old boys from Australia watchingus, and uh, it's just been
just been a fun night so far. It is the top of the hour
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but that's okay because somebody made melaugh. Robert Robert Robert White says,
it's what matters on the inside thatcounts. It sounds it's like my
wife she listens, I'm in Iwould love to go to Ireland. Well

(01:07:00):
let's go, baby. Yeah,it sounds like yeah. Quiet Man is
one of my favorite movies about timesin that mine too, man. And
you know what I mean, tobe honest with you, it's like seventeen
hundred dollars to go over for eightdays or nine days. No, it's
not. And we're just gonna goall over Ireland. We're gonna be doing

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all this stuff full you know,pack days of entertainment and things to do.
Um. It's a chance of alifetime trip. They made me an
ambassador for this, and I've alwayswanted to go because it's my homeland,
you know, and I would reallylike to check that out. And I'm
like, jeez, I mean,I'm a gay man. Going over to
Ireland. I gotta see if there'sdrag shows because I want to see a

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drag show. So we added thatto it. Um, she said,
drag show in Ireland. I'm inthere, you go. I think it'd
be fantastic to sneak out and gosee a drag show. Hecka so but
oh man, we have been talkingabout so much shit here. God,
this has been a great night sofar. Yea, So let's keep it
going. We got it. Wegot about twenty five minutes to stay funny.

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I was just just t right withthat pill purple um, maybe a
little thinking glarish yet I was tryingto take two of them leaves and little

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blue peils the wrong little blue peilsthem they got rough. Oh man,
But see, hey, you're luckybecause like me, I know a big
guy, and I got a belly. So if that happened, my belly
just dumb loop over it. Andyou don't even know the shade, it's

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just black of blanket. I keepyou warm a little. Bad things don't
grow in the shade. Spectacles andare in a flashlight. Where is it
where? Oh nope, that's thehair too. Hey. Oh, so

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let's talk about cryptids a little bitthere, bigging. So what is your
favorite cryptid? Is the big Foot? It it's a h and Alabama where
I grew up at Mudis Chapel,Alabama. Oh, my grandfather, he
was ninety six years old, Ibelieve in nineteen eighty SI, and he

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told us the story of something hehad seen that stepped across the four strm
bob bar fence and never and neverlet up. He had seen it when
he was a kid, and theygot the call it the white thing around
there. It was it was whitecolored. Now, anybody that ever knew
my Paul, you know, henever told a line his whole life,
you know that say about something andh he really talked about this. My

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dad, who's ninety year old now, he's still tell you stories of things
they thought they've seen out there andgrowing up there, tune hunting, being
in the woods and stuff around there. I just seen a lot of things
that I couldn't explain. And I'vealways I always just wanted to see that,
you know, right, I couldjust try to see something I've seen.
I've seen tracks that I could notexplain that was there. I just

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I'm really interesting stuff like that tofind it. I believe there's things out
there and I would like to seeit. I would like to try to
find them. You know what's funnyis do you say that because you know,
when we were kids, you know, we deer hunt up here a
lot. I mean, that's myfamily was raised with deer hunting. You
know, you hunted for your food. Yeah, when I's not like New
York City where you just picked upa rat on your way out the door,

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you know, or anything like that. But you know, we always
hunted as young kids. We learnedhow to track and push when we were
young, and so tracking was justsomething that came natural to us. When
it's a normal thing for me whenI'm out in the woods, I'm normally
looking at the ground. I'm I'mtracking. I want to see, you

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know, what's out there, youknow, and U There's been a couple
of times just so I was like, man, and it had to be
a print over a print, becauseit's the only way I can explain it
that I couldn't make out what itwas, so I automatically assume, because
I'm a science kind of guy,that it was just a print over top
of print. And so I've seena lot of stuff like that. But

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that's one of the best things aboutbeing paranormal investigators. I'm not limited to
just ghost I do the cryptic thingas well. And you know, when
you're tracking, I love tracking,and I'll do it just for fun.
I don't care. You know,people go, oh, that's got to
be so boring. It's like,how's it boring? You're tracking? Suff
you're tracking a critter, You're you'reyou're trying to find his footprints, and

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then you track him until you findhim. You know, smarting? See
you get too headed? What's goingon? You know? Uh, that's
it's it's a big chess game.It seems like you know it is and
uh uh what uh let me sithere. Magnetic vortex resonance. Yeah,

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they wrote a book. Um.First off, I guess Biggins, when
you were talking about that white thing, they say it's a skin walker.
Um. At this stage, weare too intellectually and technology feeble to detect,
much less comprehend the kind of communicationthat's occurring amongst much more advanced species,
especially paranormal. Y'all could have justmade that really simple and said something

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easier. You didn't have to gowith all those big ass words. There's
no need for that here. Whenwe started. You know, I dold
you we got to translate a lotof stuff. Just joking, guys,
don't take it personal. Having agood chair. Um, but yeah,

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you know so so some of thatstuff getting back to the track, and
you know we learned how to doall that stuff now. Um, we
are scientists. Well I get thatmean too. I'm not a scientist,
but I do a science theory andI do a lot of Um, I'm
just not gonna take everybody's word forit. I have to reach for more.
So that's why I do what Ido. Um, I sit right

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in the middle kind of like mylife, you know, I sit right
in the midll um. And that'sthat's okay with me, because I just
don't want to believe what everybody tellsme off the bat. I mean,
if you don't, if you justaccept everything that they tell you, then
what's the sense of looking because youalready got your answer right, you know.
Yeah, I'm open to anything aboutit. I'm not gonna call you

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a liar if you say you seesomething or you're saying something or let's just
want more. Yeah, I'm completelyopen to it. But I just let's
go check it out. I wantto. I want to show me where
you're seeing it. What did yousay, let's look at it? You
know, and a scat behind?Did it leave fur behind? Did it
leave it? Oh yeah, speakingof scat, I come to the last

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summer here. It's like, Ihaven't seen a bear on our property and
probably fifteen years. And I wasmowing, and you know how bad and
more can be if you slip andfall in that thing hits you right,
I mean you're gonna chop off somethingimportant. Yeah that's not that important.
But anyways, you know I haven'tused it in twenty years. Uh So,
anyways, coming down the hill,I was, I was coming down

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the hill the mow and I hitthis slippery ship and I the more went
that way and I went down onmy ass. Now here's like I said,
a three hundred and fifteen pound guyjust hitting that and you know,
I'm dent in the yard every timeI fall. But anyways, I get
down there and I turned on thelook and it smells on guy and like,
oh shit, yeah that's what youstepped in. That's what you're sing

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bear scat by the corner of thehouse. I just pile of shit and
went, oh man, you don'twant to fall on that stuff. I
don't care who you are, noway. Yeah, I try to avoid
Yeah, okay, so let's seethis minute. I'm just gonna call you

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magnets. That's what I'm gonna callyou. The magnets said, Uh,
communication with anyone in the world iseasy. There's a simple gadget called a
cell phone. Absolutely, However,the cell phone, with all its technology,
is no match and communication device thatis typically in every brain exactly and
also says the hardware has always beenthere. The only discrepancy is that only

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a collective you actually know how touse it. All right, let's go
back to you know this is andI understand what they're trying to say,
and that's cool. You know.Um, It's like I have a problem
that I don't know with you guys, like when you're on hunts or anything

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like that. But when it comesto a cell phone, I tell everybody
to turn them off and leave themin the car. First and foremost,
it's because everybody's got these stupid appson their phone that thanks they're going to
find a ghost or a big footor anything. Out on them. Your
phones weren't designed for that, Soput the damn thing in the car and
leave it there. You know,if you want to record sounds and stuff

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like that, get yourself a goddamnrecorder. You don't need your phone for
that. Ship. Plus, hey, this is an awesome little recorder.
I don't care what anybody says.I love this recorder. But you know,
Plus, your cell phones are givingoff EMF, so if you if
you're using any type of MF detection, it's gonna make it go off.

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So you want to get rid ofh because everyone can see him here.
It's a way of blow. Weare in the show. Oops. I
told you, hey, yo,he did a trick on us. Hell,

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I want to put that recorder down. And I hit the damn keyboard.
I told you I aren't going togethertonight. I hit that something to
kick me read out of ny dida disapparent act. I'm a musician.
That was a good day. Ohbut anyhow, um, you know the

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whole thing with the cryptics. Ilove the whole idea. And people ask
me a little time do you believethat Bigfoot is real? And I said,
you know, this is my answer, and this is as simple and
as plain as I can be.I would like to believe he exists.
That's it. I would like tobelieve because I think it would be fantastic
to have something like that still livingtoday. But I'm not going to tell

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you he does or it does.I'm just gonna tell you that I would
like to believe it does, right, you know, well, I mean
we look at pictures like, uh, what do you can say where the
wooly mammoth was around? You know, in North America with with the Indians
and stuff. Still you see thepictures that they've grown, they have and
they was around way afterwards they wethought they was extinct. So there's there

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could be things out there. WeI mean, there's a lot of places
they have never had a put puton them. You don't know what's in
there. We don't know what youknow, what's around there. I mean,
I would just I'd like try tofind it. Right. Well,
you know the problem with that,Biggins, I think it comes with me
and you together is we would needlike a four wheeler or something if we're
gonna be doing that much travels.I'm not walking that long, I ain't

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doing I want a roller too.Now, I don't think mena walk into
you, you're gonna have wings anangel dust. You don't need you got
me there. I went deer huntingwith a guy in Arkansas and they they're
they're wealthy. They don't hunt likeme, and you would, you know.
So I'm expecting the deer and I'mdragged it all night. I'm like,

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oh my god, we're gonna walkfive mile off to these woods and
I like, rich people. Wegot them side beside and road right down
the middle of the road, cutoff through the woods, put out corn,
went and got a shooting house.The lounge cheers, and the beer
comes out in the shooting lane.Eat the corn, you shoot him,
get back on the side beside,grow up there and put it in the

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back of it, and go cleanyour deer. You're back at home in
three hours. Sitting on here's thisbad boy. I like this a lot.
I remember walking miles. Yeah,I think, hey, we've been
doing that wrong a long time.Lad, that's fucking cheating, That's what

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I said. I'm like, butthe corn down and you go, and
I mean, this is like alazy boorn lounge cheer. I'm sitting that
got a heater and I'm just spittinghere and I'm dude's wim. He's cracking
beer after beer, sitting there drinkingit. The beer comes out and goes
there. He's like, there's youwant to go ahead and shoot it?
And I'm like, really, Ican shoot the that one. I mean

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the one that's standing right here andopen looking at me. That we bed
I know that was like a bedor something. I mean that one run
down. I can gell it,yeah, and you just shoot it and
go over there, Andy tie caberround his neck, pulled up on the
back and the side to side andgo back to the hood club. Three
hours, it's all done, andI'm like, this is nice. This
is this is how that gets youdoing right here. I remember getting out

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the daylight, yeah, and goingand finding a spot carry him a gun
and everybody else is gun and allthe backpacks and what the hell are you?
You were to go get me,bitch or something? You gotta one.
I just said, no, bitch, just carry your own ship.

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After a while, I want totell you one on my brother real quick.
This is one of them hand togod true stories. We're up when
we grew up out we're out therehunting. He got a tree standing nobody
else could use. You know,I got one of these tree land and
so u he liked to drink alot, you know. So he gets

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in his tree lane, climbs thetree with it now and he's got a
half case of beer uper with him. So basically we're hiding from my Dad's
all we're doing so we can drink. Yeah, And I'm about one hundred
yards down the hill from him.Sat on the ground and every little bit
here, you know, throwing thecans down and up. He passes out

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for about thirty five forty minutes,he goes to sleep. He woke up
and just stood up and was gonnawalk to the bathroom. Fell thirty foot,
broke his leg. I shouldn't laught. Oh my god. So we
asked you. I was like,where to help you? Just jump out
of the tree stand, he said, Man, I won't cup. I

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thought I was on the couch.I was just going to the bathroom.
Wing in the bathroom, and thenthirty foot up in the tree. Oh
my god. Oh, I havea friend who it a lot, and
you know, he likes to drinka lot too. Kind of the same
type of story, gets his treestand, puts it up in he's up

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in there, and same deal,drinking and drinking. Oh, this is
like five o'clock in the morning.We're out there, you know. So
and he's drinking at five o'clock inthe morning and he's going to town and
you know, we've been there agood four or five hours and I haven't
heard nothing. He's like, okay, what the hell you know? So
I'm calling him on the radio,no response, no response. I'm like,
what the fuck? So I bettergo look for him. So I'm

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going to look, and I finallyfind his tree stand, and he's hiding
on the one side of the treebecause there was a black bear just above
him on the tree. He apparently, and he told me, he goes,
well, yeah, I was,I was, I was, I
was drinking and yeah, and Ifell asleep, and you know, all

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I know is I heard heard andfelt something like rub my shoulder and I
kind of looked up and I said, oh shit, and I kind of
went to the other side of thetree. I turned into the fastest batboy.

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Gun wings are flapping. Look whydidn't you shoot it? And he's
like, I was too scared toeven reach down for my gun right there,

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he goes, and I felt iton my shoulders, so it must
have pushed me to see if Iwas alive or dead. Because there.
Oh that's funny as shit though.I mean, I couldn't stop laughing for
days. And then we got himup to the camp. We were drinking

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and telling his story. He getall embarrassed and shit, and he you
know how guys are, They actlike a big old probably peacock when there's
a nice looking woman around. Hethinks, man, I'm mister Joel Hunter,
and blah blah blah. I'm like, yeah, you scared the shit
out of a baron yourself. Both. It's like, I freaking hate you.
I'm never coming here again. I'mlike whatever, you know, I'll

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see you next week. Yeah,it's like, you know, women like
that sensitive side just just just crya little bit, and you know,
just go over and put your headon her shoulders. Shit, you know,
Hunt, because it sounds like you'regonna starve to dance what you've been

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eating bay leaves because we can't catchnothing. Everybody's sleeping all the time.
Well, Chanel fletchers On here says, I am dying laughing, listening,
l great show, Thank you,thank you. He called you a man,

(01:26:08):
Chanel. He doesn't know you,does her, sir? Nice lady.
I'm on back up, I'm onhold. I can't get out of
case the shoe leather right now.I got putting out. Oh my god.

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No, Chanelle is awesome. She'sa good friend of mine, and
she's uh, she's just one ofthose females that she can she could listen
until you can't talk no more.She's just just a great listener. She
is just one of those really nicepeople. So you you know, I
just she sounds like the exact oppositeof my wife because she can talk to
you can't listen no more. Butall these years I'm tuned in the keywords

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so I can be watching putball likesounds good, just so you know her,
just you know, Chell, justput up your oh my god,
I need to be oh my godtoo funny. Yeah, I feel your
pain. M There's nothing like chocolatemilk. Yeah right, oh good,

(01:27:35):
chocolate mild. Please let them staychocolate cows. Yes, yeah, I'm
hoping with all the riding, don'tgo on they take away chocolate milk.
I'm hoping that they don't do thatto me because it'd be bad. Yeah.
Oh yeah, I love chocolate milk. It's delicious. M hmm.

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Now now this show that that you'retrying to that you're doing, t Roy,
um this scripted? What the hellwas it called? Again? I'm
so bad Crusaders. I'm gonna getsmacked here pretty soon. T Is gonna
come through that and smack me.Usually you gotta play extra for that.
So I wait, if I knowme now, I probably because you know

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I'm a cheap bitch. That's whatI like. But anyways, I'm gonna
tell your husband you keep that upanyway? Oh, Chanel says, I
like chocolate move booze yummo. Anyhowso, so the scripted, uh,

(01:28:55):
crusaders, Crusaders, I'm gonna say, charades. What the frick is going
on in my head? Anyway?Stripped charade? That's a new game boys?
Yeah? What am I? Anyways? Um? So, so the
premise behind this is what if youdon't mind explaining, because I don't think

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we actually talked about what it whatthe premise is behind it? Like?
What are they told us what youwere doing but you didn't tell us what?
What was the whole idea behind it. Then we're looking at it.
Uh one was big Foot monster andnow moll flans right here. M yeah,

(01:29:43):
just check newscast. People are runningfrom that what is it? And
uh me and my witch husband isjust walking through the woods and oh good
old begging and Ma they're out inthe woods cooking some moonshine. Mama must

(01:30:11):
be there because you looked over heis and she's on my side. So
that's what I'm trying to be nice. I'm talking because he's being it.
So I got a lot of witnesses. When I see that hand come over
there, I know I can justsay, ma, smack him for me.

(01:30:43):
But again, thanks Preva. Beena lot of fun. Yeah,
when we was talking about it,I was like, yeah, that have
been a lot of fun to do. We can do it like say barn
Angie does it and uh mon orbeing you know, he's in there.
He's like a video tech guy thatdoes all this stuff. I can't even

(01:31:03):
my wife has a computer set upto where I can go to like my
my part places to buy parts frommy truck and look at Facebook. Other
than that, I tear them up. So I don't know nothing about it.
He helps us with the video sowell, I mean you even saying
earlier together we couldn't turn a microphoneon for about thirty minutes. It was

(01:31:29):
a finger on that one took thewhole hand. Come out getting hot art

(01:31:51):
here. But so no, sothese are gonna be like little skits.
Then basically y'all gonna be doings orsomething short, and they're gonna be funnier
than I'll get out. Yeah,that's the promise y'all put across the we're

(01:32:11):
really un something, but why notjust be funny when we're doing it.
I have a good time. Weall I know each other, we're all
good friends. Well i'll get along, we'll have the whole thing, with
the whole thing with doing stuff likethat, especially if you try to be
too serious. Funny shit's gonna happenanyways. Yeah, no one's gonna be
one or two you're laughing, andthe rest of them gonna be what the
fuck you laughing it was funny becausethey're the one saying it wasn't funny.

(01:32:40):
I could have broke a arm ora hip or out or something. You
know, I get it, butyou know it's it's it's I love physical
comedy. When something like that happens, I laugh and I can't help it.
It's like, yeah, I'll helpyou up after pissing myself, you
know what I mean. It's like, excuse me, you tell us we've

(01:33:00):
fall down. He'll be sitting there. He said, come here and I'll
help you up, and he justlaying. My brother actually got up,
went over and lay back down.One time. Yeah, one time.
Me and my little sister. She'slike, help man, I falling.
I can't get up. So wewere running into the kitchen down the stairs

(01:33:23):
and there she was just a splaton her back, laughing her ass off.
I started laughing at us. Butthe hell are you laughing at?
Oh? I don't know. Ijust figured out laugh. She said,
just to watch us come running inthere. But so funny that she just
had to laugh at it. Sowe both started laughing our asses off at

(01:33:45):
it. We was all three laughingand she was still on the ground.
I've been I was drinking one nightand at this time I probably I've lost
down to three hundred and twenty poundnow, but I probably weighed four or
thirty or so at the time,and I trip and fall down the steps
in our house and it tears myknee. All the pieces I'm laying in
the floor down there, can't getup. It wakes my wife up,

(01:34:10):
and I'm hell, hell, Andshe comes in there and looks at me
and starts laughing, and she goesback to the bedroom, stuck a pillow
under my head and throw a blanketover me. And I'm like, He's
like, what do you want meto do? I weigh one hundred pounds.
There's nothing I can do, buthere's a pill in the blanket.
I'll see you in the morning.And I'm like, what the hell,

(01:34:31):
jacker, stop up? Told trucksomething. We need something to get up
from here. It was bad.That's cuttier than ship though. That's just

(01:34:58):
because you see Danny Tripp that way. You know. You know, no
I talked, but she loves mevery much time. I'm a very lucky
man with my wife. She mightlove you that much, and she's willing
to throw her teeth at somebody andgo racing. I don't understand. Oh

(01:35:30):
my good, that a woman scaresme. I'll show you. Look across
my face right here. You cansee a scar that runs down this way.
About many years ago, I'm workingin this house and we have one
time and it's about four. Mybuddies is there and they're helping me pack.

(01:35:55):
You know, we're just picking uproom to room. How much beer
were you drinking? A lord,she's not a what's pregnant? She's working
at waffle house third shift and shegoes to go to work and tell her
said, well, baby, lookwe're you know, we're done with everything.
We're going to drink a little bittonight. She said, that's fine.
I don't mind. Said, butin the morning when I come in,
it's time to go to bed.And I'm told her, I said,

(01:36:16):
well that's fine, you know,we'll go to bed. When she
leaves, there's five of us there. She comes back and there's about fifty
five os and we are going downand having a big time, so cragging
it out the here. She's stilljust as sweet and she comes in and
she says, honey, luck,it's time to go to bed. I'm
tired. So for some ignorant reason, I jump up, take a big

(01:36:36):
drink a liquor, look her deadand eyes and go they don't know.
Damn woman, tell me what I'mgoing And as far as I got with
it. She hit me with aglass and ash today right there between my
eye, wocked me through a coffeetable. She jumped the straddle of me
and pulled the ashtray back and said, now let me explain something. I
love you, but you're not talkingto me that way in my house.

(01:36:57):
And I said, you know,you're right, that's the last I am
I trying anything. That was manyminty years ago. Look, she could
take your head clear off. Yeah, I think she was trying to.
You know, you can't make shitup like that. That is just so

(01:37:18):
fun at all. But you know, you know what's great about that,
It's like I got a couple ofstories too, And you know I have
one I shouldn't be telling, butI'm gonna tell you I have When we
were when we were kids, weused to go to my aunt, my
uncle Roger's and aunt Phyllis's house.Okay, so we used to go there
as kids, all of us kidsdid, because we could go there and

(01:37:41):
get away with anything. It didn'tmatter, you know, That's why we
went there. We went there sowe could just goof off the assholes whatever.
So we went and my aunt Phyllisis one of those kind of people
that she's gonna educate you about it. She's like, she's like, I'm
gonna learn you something. We're gonnaedgemicate you. I'm like, okay,

(01:38:05):
so I'm just gonna say this.That's how I learned to drink. And
that's when I saw my first midgetporn. Oh I got a bad story
about that. You didn't tell him, didn't say a word, or didn't

(01:38:32):
expect that reaction. You just like, oh, I got a bad story
about you. Not mean interrupt you, Please continue, I'm done. Okay.
A movie called Fred Claws people eversaying it. We're sitting around watched
it one night, you know,the little elf guy with that blondheaded check.

(01:38:56):
Yeah, and so now, inmy drunken stupor, I'm like,
I want what that would look like. Oh, it looks up midget porn.
And then my wife is here withme when we look it up and
say that if I'm dying laughing,you know, we all think it's funny.
Some other buddies at the house andI shut it off. But the
next morning I'm sitting in our bedroomand our computers in there, you know,

(01:39:19):
and watching the bathroom and I turnedmy computer on. Now. The
bad thing is if you look upmidget porn, this subjects you to a
lot of other sides. And assoon as I turned my computer on,
she comes out of the bathroom inthe hallway and my computers going like Granny's
going wild barnyard loving clowns and horses, and she's like, what are you

(01:39:43):
looking at? And nothing shut itdown. She still don't believe me.
It's because we looked at midget porn. She thinks I'm in there looking at
barnyard love it. I don't know. Oh bad h I know your brother,

(01:40:06):
I don't know how you guys don'tcry. Oh goddamn babe. Mm
hmm, oh shit, Oh man. I have never in my life looked
at barnyard love it. But Ihave heard some horror stories. Horror stories,

(01:40:26):
horrors. Mm hmm yeah, Alanfigure is good fucking started. I'll

(01:41:00):
say that Annie kicked aback, cleaneda shit damn that came up anyways.

(01:41:21):
Angela uh, Angela, Angela,Angela Angela signs says, hey, Biggins,
dual weilding two sexy Midget's best showever. I have you And this

(01:41:44):
is this lady on that right nowis Angie. We're talking about Angie,
and I wish they could have beenhere. You would know what. I
think. We're gonna have to dothis again and we'll get a whole bunch
of on here. I can Ican do it. I can do up
to ten people on here. Ohyeah, so we can get You know,

(01:42:10):
when I reached out to hid Biliesin the in the Hollar, I
was gonna say, Hillblies in Heaven. Anyway, that's the next show,
um, Hillbillies in the Hollar.I don't know who it was that I
spoke to. I think it wasBobo maybe Yeah, Boo Boo Boo Bobo
whatever. Anyways, Um, somebodyhe thought the show was like eleven o'clock

(01:42:39):
in the morning. I'm like,what what, No, No, I
am a rated our show and arated rated R. I should say not
yeah, rated R. And sono, this is on at eleven o'clock
at night. Um, we're avariety show. We talked about anything that

(01:43:00):
thing. I'd really like to haveyou guys on, so I was trying
to get Yeah. So, soit was Boo Boo or Bobo boob whatever
his name is Boobo anyway, itwas him and and uh, red and
who was the other fella. Idon't remember, but there was like three
of them. And he apologized tome, said he screwed it up because
he thought it was in the morning. The guys wanted to do it in

(01:43:20):
the morning. I'm like, Idon't do it in the morning. I'm
sorry, I don't do nothing inthe morning. I don't feel new.
So that ain't happening. If itjust says, am, I'm asleep,
No, no, beauty rest time, Well you look at me. That
shit has not worked. And Iwas gonna I do I was stupid because

(01:43:49):
I was stupid because I told himI take care of my parents. That's
what I do from the most part. So I lived with them. I
moved in with them to take careof them. They're on the other side
of how And uh, I collectGodzilla's as you know, I'm an avid
collector. And uh we have thisreally huge flea market up here that happens

(01:44:09):
every Sunday and I have not beenthere at all this year. And usually
go to those big old flea markets. You know, you can get stuff
pretty cheat. People want to youknow, get rid of their garbage or
whatever. And uh, so Iwant to go out and check and see
if they got any up there.So I'm like, what time you want
to go in the morning. They'relike, well five, I'm like,
are you kidding me? Like fiveam? I just want to five am

(01:44:32):
is when I go to bed,Like I was thinking, like ten eleven.
My Dad's like everything be gone byeleven. They usually pack up by
two. I'm like a good point. Good point. So Angel's like,

(01:44:53):
uh, no, Bear said that? Oh no, ohs been watching them?
Yes, he confused me because I'ma bear too. Some behave yourselves

(01:45:14):
and I'm not a grizzly poor bigan. He's gone over there. Yeah.
We hadn't set it up though.We get Angie Bear over here with you

(01:45:35):
your love them, your love them. Yeah, Angie's a nut and a
hat. She is traditionally. Ohwe like, here's a case now.
Oh sorry, Sometimes ship comes outof my mouth and I can't help it.

(01:46:01):
It's just it's it's that it justhappens. I have that problem a
lot too. Yeah, everybody does. I mean, but you know what,
that's what makes a part of yourpersonality just you know, yeah,
it's good just to say, youknow. Ben Martin says, this is
great love you guys, love youBen Man? Is that better? No,
that's uh, that's angels. Yeah, okay, he's on with us.

(01:46:27):
He's uh, he's a damn genius. You can take Guru and all
this done. There's no room forthose here in this show. Yeah,
we have to have translation talking tobeing a lot take. It's the way
I get him. He'll start explainingstuff about the computer to me, and
then I'll just look at him,go, Okay, what would be the

(01:46:47):
correct timing on nineteen seventy three shovelhead? You know if that set the carburetors
on it set did just but twelveround out on the left side, sixth
round out on the right. Cha. It's like, I don't know what
you're talking about exactly how I feel. That's how the boys a genius.

(01:47:10):
He could do anything with computers doHe made it video game. This is
amazing to me. It may not, it may not be. He I
set that he made a video gamethat you actually walk around on and shoot
that he made it out of nothingand I don't know any rights code stuff
for it. That kind of amazesme. Yeah, I know other people

(01:47:32):
do that too, And I justlook at him going Uh, can we
go have a beer now? That'sthat's more like my speed lifting, pouring,
setting down, refill, lifting,pouring, set it down, refill.
That's that's it. Oh yeah,crack of beer, crack of beer.

(01:47:54):
You know, I'm gonna say thisbecause I think Troy's gonna agree with
me. There is nothing like agood gay redneck because they are funny as
shit and absolutely they are so downto home and the worst drag in the
world, but they're still good people. They taint their drag like they do
their their trailers, you know,they're their mobile homes. You know,

(01:48:16):
a different you know, it's it'sit's true though, you know. And
I was raised in mobile homes,you know, so like when people start
putting down mobile homes, I'm like, uh, and they're looking at me
and go, you lived in ahouse on wheels. I'm like, yes,
I did. I liked my hosthouse on the wheel. I could
pick up and go anywhere I damn'twanted to. That's yeah, you get

(01:48:40):
yourself. The kids left the home. We h we had drug finding Like
my neighbor, I just move somewhereelse, up and go and went park
on outside of the yards. Ohman, why not, that'd be fun

(01:49:03):
to say. You know, whenI lived in Colorado, I lived in
a small town called Deer Trail,and it was probably about fifty miles east
of Denver. And we wouldn't thissmall little town, I mean, population
was like seventy four. You couldnot get any less human beings in one
area than seventy four people. Imean, that's it. You know that
the only thing that they had inthat town was a dairy king. And

(01:49:25):
that's because I'd had the grocery store, of the gas station and the bank
and everything all in one. Youknow, it's like one of those things.
And uh, hell if I know. The school was probably out back
in the shed for all I know. But anyways, you know, we
used to have were used to havetornados come down through there, and those
tornadoes, would you know, they'rethey're bads on bitches, you know.

(01:49:47):
But down there, we had alittle tin of house. It was just
I mean it had a living room, two bedrooms, and a kitchen and
a bathroom. So whoever had thehouse before we did, they decided to
connect the double wide to it.So we ended up with two kitchens,
three bathrooms, two living rooms inlike six bedrooms, which was great.

(01:50:09):
The only problem is is that whenthat tornado comes through your back down to
the one living room, one kitchen, one bathroom, and two bedrooms,
because that hold my wheels is nowup in the air, flying in that
funnel. So unless unless you wantthat, that motherfucker's broughts wings and you
become a seven forty seven, you'rescrewed. You're now down back to a

(01:50:31):
little home again. Daddy has somany kids. Every time a kid would
morn Daddy build a room onto thetrailer. It looked like elaborate if you
try to walk lit a kid helpedbuild a room on the back side.
You know. In science class theycalled that a rat maze. Oh man,

(01:51:00):
all I could think was like whenI was a little kid, because
I mean, being Irish and Indian, I mean we have a love for
animals and beer. I mean there'snothing else there is in this world,
you know. So I just imaginethis, this little red headed kid sitting
in biology and science and you haveto dissect a frog. This poor little
fellow ray here, well not solittle so much. I was doing mouth

(01:51:25):
to mouth on that frog. Say, lived got my little finger pumping out
of his stomach to get you,push you hurt, proops, get yourself

(01:51:50):
a little nie old battery and acouple pieces of wire and trying and only
his fart. His head comes upand arms flapping far turns down a little
bit. You do it too long. If you did it too long,

(01:52:13):
you end up with freaking you know, frog legs. But whatever small after
en. Oh my gosh, wellthis has been a great night. You
guys are awesome. You guys areawesome. Thank you. You are too

(01:52:35):
man appreciate. Um, I definitelywant you back. If you don't want
to come back, yeah, yeah, get a few other people. Maybe
we can get ready to get someinternet somehow, I don't know. Maybe
bring them somewhere that they have internet, like McDonald's they usually have free internet.

(01:53:00):
Hoping at that time, but hemay have to break in and make
usself a burger and have for yourinternet. But being showing him, Um,
but yeah I would, I wouldlove it, and uh, get
yourself some money put together. Felllet's come to Ireland with me. I
think it'd be a trip. Ifyou guys want to Ireland with me?
Yeah, all right, if Iwould, you know what would be I

(01:53:24):
don't think would get anything done.I think we'd be laughing and drinking too
manus and won't be seeing too manysites except in their imagination. I am
not getting you up because if Iget down there, I'm not getting up
either, and then we're gonna bewe would have to call a hotel and
service to get all of us upbecause we'll all be laying on the ground,

(01:53:46):
not getting up able to work.I'm I'm gonna make us T shirts.
I'm gonna I'm gonna get T shirts. May this is if I get
drunk and fall down, give mea pillow and a blanket. I'm gonna

(01:54:20):
call you guys, my my,he how family. Now that's awesome.
We uh yeah. Angela says itwas a great show. It was a
great show. This has gonna beone of my favorite episodes so far.
And you guys are just as funnyas shit. Um, t Roy,
I do want to see I wanta picture of you in your wings and

(01:54:42):
your two two and your glitter.I love, we get it. We're
gonna have some fun with that one. Oh yeah, a lot of fun.
But after we're done, you gottaput that two two on vegans.
We gotta see that put him inlike a ballerina. Pillows you gotta the

(01:55:02):
other day, I was measic wimand we got one of them green thongs.
Lean shot but give me christ Ohyeah, I put it on a
run out there look out, hesaid. Damn, I always there.
You was crazy, but now seeyour nuts. She's like, shoot no

(01:55:30):
ship laugh mass off. Oh uh. Angela says that Ben is a tech
genius. He can photoshop you infront of anything you want. There you
go. Chanelle comes back and says, bring them back. Get ah,
that's what she meant. Okay,let it's turned over. She the first

(01:55:56):
thing she posted was bring them back, get a ship gun and a big
jar of shine. Love the show. And then she says, shot no
shit left my ass off, sayshit. Gun that happened at a two
weeks ago. Ain't I found itwas a Hershey bark. It was glass
and there and it got real.Oh damn I had to pay that candy

(01:56:21):
bar. It sounded like machine gunhitting horn. Sounds pretty shitty. Shocks.

(01:56:44):
Damn, She says, She's damned. Stirring my drink with my finger
and damage women. Damn streaming mydrink with with with what's a with with
with with my finger, and damnit, I drunk tights. She with

(01:57:08):
her drunk finger. That's what she'sThat's what it meant. I think she
was. I understood that. Man. I drank. I drank her lot
a nigger and it just it kickedin and I knew what you thought matter.
She was throwing it with her finger. Her finger got drunk and then
she drunk tight. Yeah you know, yeah no Ben Ben Martin comes back

(01:57:34):
and he says, loved it.Can't wait to make magic happen. And
Chanelle says, I know a placeyou can roll that roll? What what
are we rolling? I am me, I am me that. Yeah,

(01:57:59):
if you want it rolled? Yeah, exactly what question? That's a queenkie
think. Oh god, all right? So as we actually went over by
a half hour, but I'm goodwith it. But I had a blast.

(01:58:19):
I have not done a two hourshow in a while, and this
is this was amazing. It wassuch a great show. You guys have
made me laugh. I have notlaughed as hard in a while. I've
been an angry asshole for the pastweek and a half. Every time I
hit that toilet, I knew itwas angry. I blew that something bitch
up. But you know, um, it's been fun. I can't believe

(01:58:44):
it and uh it's just amazing.Um, we definitely got to do it
again. You talk to your people, I'll talk to my people, which
is just me, myself and I. But we're gonna do it again,
you know, like everybody. Idon't care. Y'all get on a look
up to heal bullies in the Hollywoodon the Facebook and TikTok and for the

(01:59:05):
Crypti Crusaders. Give us a fewweeks and we're gonna be launching some stuff
on it. Also, Yeah,it makes you make sure you I did
I did accept your friend request,Um, t Roy, So we can
uh just keep posting shit now yoppyand paste and let people know and uh
and it would be it would befun. I should hook you up with

(01:59:28):
Jade and her her team too.You should pop over there and be a
guest on her show. Yeah,inside the drag closet. I think you'd
like that. Oh that'd be cool. Yeah, yeah, so that'd be
cool. So they're they're actually bookedall the way through till October. I
think already that show is so popular. But if a lot of fun,
it's a lot of fun. Soall right, fellas, um one more

(01:59:49):
time, guys, I want tojust mention um. Angela says, visit
Angela does. Okay, Chiel saysyou got pretty lips. Boy. My
heart keeps hearing watching YouTube that wasprofiling bitch. Sorry, Oh that's just

(02:00:24):
me. That's my sense of humor. UM a little dark sometimes, but
whatever. All right, So,uh w lfe dB Radio we had lots
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(02:00:47):
and you can look for uh Ted'strip and it's called uh Summer Solstice and
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(02:01:08):
to get to one hundred. Ican't believe I don't have a hundred subscribers
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please like, share and subscribe.We talk with Teddy on your Facebook,
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(02:01:30):
but anyways, um, I'm onthere. I got bigfoot riding a lawn
Moore. If you don't believe me, go check me out on TikTok.
There's there, you go, youjust look me up. I'm over there,
so big foot riding a lawn moreand uh, other than that,
you know what, Biggins, I'mgonna send you guys the information on that
uh on our event in March twothat if you guys get the opportunity,

(02:01:56):
if you'd like to come up,you know, we'll set you up with
some rooms and discounts as much aswe can and get your guys come up
and have a good time with us, you know, good job. Oh
yeah, yeah. You know what'sfunny is I find it that these people
appear in this area. They well, I don't know about you, but
being a redneck, being from thecountry, we have. We have bonfires

(02:02:16):
like, oh, year round,it's not dummer, I mean winter time.
I'm out there bonfire, going drinkingsome beer. You don't need a
cooler, you just stick the beerin the goddamn snow. Yeah that's cold.
I mean nature gives you a refrigeratorexactly, you know. And uh,

(02:02:38):
you know, you can even getyour own, you know, peing
spot by just writing your name,you know, snow when nobody else can
go in your spot. It's gotyour name on it, name on Itwhere
there you go that t Roy sentall over my camp. I don't want
that. You gonna have one littlespot, but that's it. We now,

(02:03:00):
we got a gentleman here too.One spot. I got it,
I got it. But uh yeah, so um yeah, I'll get you
the information on that too. I'llget you the stuff on the Ireland too
tour if you're interesting, that forsure. Um. I'm kind of hoping
I can persuade Red to go becauseI think it'd be a good time.

(02:03:24):
You know, Red is funny.Shit. Um he looks like a little
guy though, you know. Yeahhe's a little yeah yeah, well to
us, yeah he goes all right, that boy can chug. Oh yeah,
good God, gay people must lovehim. I'm not saying he does.

(02:03:54):
I'm just saying that gay people nevermind. That's not what I meant.
I'm sorry, Red, forgive me. That's not what Oh, I'm
gonna get a message him like Iwould like. I want you to meet

(02:04:19):
What that was? What the hell? I'm not even gonna go into it,
that's just I just I'm gonna beforeI just end my life right now.
I'm not gonna go any further becausethat's what's gonna happen. I'm just
gonna dig myself deeper in the holethat this fatass can't get out. So
it just ain't happening. Um andno rope is gonna be pulling me out

(02:04:43):
either. UM. So I'm sorry, Red, I didn't mean it the
way it sounded. I just I'msorry. I'll be apologizing until Saint Peter
calls me home. And uh,Saint Peter, I hate to say.

(02:05:11):
What the freak is wrong with me? It's the jeans. I mean,
it's you got too much fairy dusk. That's right. Shut up, shut

(02:05:33):
up, damn it, Mama,smack him, Mamas. Oh, I'm
sorry. Oh. Oh, Chanelsays good night, y'all so fun.

(02:05:54):
I want to play the game withthem next time. Ted, if you're
going to bed, they could play. Now, I don't have to end
the show now they come up withyou guys, got like ten minutes.
Let's do this. She was likewild, Ted, Saint Peter calls you
home. Part of that. Yeah, but I look like a double wide

(02:06:18):
more than a regular home. Ilook like a double wide. Shout out.
Let me send you the thing andyou can play with these boys.
Oh my god, all right,so this is what we now. I

(02:06:43):
can't understand you when you're laughing.Okay, all right, we're gonna let
go. You're you're you all aregonna need a piece of paper and a

(02:07:04):
pen alright, alright, alright,go kill a tree quick, get you
both south, piece of paper anda couple of pencils. Oh god,
well here, Oh my god,now you got me hot over here.
Oh well, I'm sorry, ithappens a lot, baby, damn.

(02:07:32):
Oh shit, No, Tom Nily. If Tom Daley was on here,
I put him on here too,because he's a funny little shit. All
right, So, oh you're gonnalight up. I'm gonna put in another
char Yeah all right, So whatwe're gonna do is the way this works

(02:07:54):
is I'm gonna put up a picture, all right, And since you're sitting
next to each other, no talk, know nothing. You gotta be like
you're in school. You can't youcan't cheat getting up a picture and you're
gonna have to describe what it isor give me a name. But you
guys are gonna pick the name ofthe game first off. So these are

(02:08:16):
your choices, um, and letme get back here, so, uh,
create an introduction like you're introducing somebodyto the world. You would have
to create an introduction for this person. That's one choice. The second choice,
which a lot of people like toplay, is called give this creature
a name, and you come upwith a name for whatever this critter is.

(02:08:39):
Um. Then the third game wouldbe give these people a movie role.
Um name chanel. Let me turnyour mic on? Turn your mic

(02:09:03):
on? Okay, Harry Hun youmuted me last night? Uh huh said
there wasn't. But am I working? Yes? Can you? Hey?

(02:09:24):
Girl? Are you working? Canyou hear us? Yeah? Channel,
you act like you can't see us. You're muted again? Hold on,
you know what you have to do? Go out and come back in.

(02:09:46):
I don't leave that one. Yeah, pull out and then go down here.
Heym, you scared her? Namethat creature. You should have left

(02:10:24):
that creature a longer, all right. So we're gonna be doing Name that
Creature then as soon as she comesback. If she comes back, I
think we're running her off. Nowwhere are you that? H am?

(02:10:46):
I here? Yeah? Back again? What I am here too? I
just want to I want to playwith the Blue Supreme m you want to

(02:11:09):
girl, get in the corner,Get in the corner. Nobody wants to
play the corner. Wait a minute, that could be fun, all right,
So Chanel, the boys have choseto uh play Named the Creature Kitty.

(02:11:35):
I can't hear you. I canhear them, fine, but I
can't hear you. You can't hearme. You can't hear me at all?
What the hell is going on?Why can't you hear me? Hello?
We got bowby all good? Idon't know channel. Let me try

(02:11:56):
something my mind hold on set allright? Can you hear me? Now?
Can you hear me? Now?I hear you? You hear me
now? Okay, okay, Igotta shut my thing off though. I'm

(02:12:22):
gonna be you sound like you werein a line a teeny tiny box.
Not anymore. I'm God, don'tput don't put baby in a box.
I need to make prayers to you. Don't don't put the baby. Don't
put a baby in the box.So so, so, Chanel, what

(02:12:45):
have you thought about the show sofar? I loved it. I have
I have a stitch in my side. I'm gonna have to rub out later
because I laughed so hard. Allright, so I, uh what finish

(02:13:05):
it? Can you hear me?Yes? Okay? Are we gonna prea
go? Yes? I don't placestrip poker if you're fully dressed, damn
poker. Okay, all right,so get yourself a pizza paper in a

(02:13:28):
pen and uh number it one throughsix? Okay? Was sound a lot
like Holy Do you hear it?Yeah? Sounds like scar. Yeah,

(02:13:58):
it's like a standard. It soundslike a TV set. Yeah, we're
in a TV set or something TVis not on. That sounds like a
scanner for real. It's coming fromher. Yeah, it's coming from her.
I just commuted her. Oh yeah, coming from back. Yeah,

(02:14:22):
it was coming from you. Stillhere. It's in the background, but
we can still hear it. Whatthe hell even She was saying that it's
like a police scanner in the backgroundor something going on, maybe a mic

(02:14:48):
open somewhere. Hey, you knowwhat, I know it's better to figure
out to turn it would be ableto figure out. Have you have?
You had your computer run all day? I was on it for about four
hours. You may have to shutit down, restart it, get back

(02:15:13):
on. Would you watching anything todo with midget? What was the other

(02:15:33):
side of animal love it? Orwhatever? Will reim viruses on your computing.
We haven't been drinking yet. Nota thing you canna you canna make

(02:15:54):
your No, your makeup's gonna run. Don't laugh so hard. I know
I'm trying not to. Okay,So we're gonna try and play the game
if y'all can hear its still?All right? Chanel? Yeah? Do
you have something running in the background? But did that help? Uh?

(02:16:16):
I don't hear anything now? Yesounds better Dan? Dan? Okay?
Cool? All right? So yougot you you got your paper listed one
through six, Chanel, Oh,it's back? Is it better? Yeah?

(02:16:46):
Still I can't play. I'm gonnabe sad, So why don't you
try? We'll power through it.Yeah, now, do you want to
try and shut off and restart andcome back on. You want me to
do that? Yeah, it onlytakes a couple of minutes, so go
for it. These guys, thesefellows don't mind. I don't mind.

(02:17:07):
I don't mind. Go for it. I don't hear anything. So here
you guys, we do. Yeah, so shut it down and come back.
Even that computer is possessed. Ineed an exorcism. Mm hmm.

(02:17:31):
We could probably work something out.The power of Jesus compels you, power
of Jesus compels you up very fast. Didn't work. Now, y'all can

(02:17:54):
still hear me? Right? Yeahwe got you? Yeah you hear us
right now? We can we can. Well, okay, we'll just go
with it. Yeah, it's allgood to you. Now, that's all
right. I'm ready baby, let'sgo all right. First picture, remember

(02:18:18):
you have to give these these crittersa name. R What that leven?
What is that? That's a don'tsay nothing out, just write it down,

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hey, sush, but what Iwant to put down? See he

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got it? Sounds like a TVsitcom we're listening to here. What is
it like all in the family orsomething? H m hm. Let me
know when you're done yep, thanwait and then bigan Okay, yes you

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got one? Yeah, yeah,yeah? Right? The fuck is at
I don't know, but it's notlike, oh, I just want to
record big and saying that who thefuck is that? Hey, Bacin's at

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the end of the show. Youguys to stay on, And then what
I'm gonna do is we're gonna recordyou just saying if you want to,
I'd like you to say something like, uh, you're gonna you guys,
y'all go check out talk with Teddyblah blah blah. Come up with something
funny. You know, I hatesnakes. It's a black mamba. That's

(02:20:30):
a snake. I see a horsewith green but oh it is a snake
head. Oh shit, I mashedthat a damn it's uh hey, when

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you're done, well, I gotit. It's a uh uh don't say
it. Oh you laid it becauseI I'll scratch my man. What you
both got it? The same things? No time tonight? What the hell?

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I can't believe it that she wasstill up. Are y'all ready for
the next m h He wish youcould see Biggins. I can see it.

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I can see you guys, he'sdying over there. Hold on,
I gotta thank God. You betterget yourself shot of shine if you need
to thank all right? Uh uhm hm, no, wait a minute,

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there would go. Everybody ready,I'm right all right, I got
it. You're ready to you Roy? Yeah, I'll keep going to it.

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They're bored. I've changed for firstone. I had to change the
first and on the say she listens, she had a four hour of power

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and app that's why she's still here. Oh well, I got this.
Let me know, y'all die mmhm oh, I got you gotta.

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I'm ready all right, okay onetwo three four fivement on two three four
five. Let's say, okay,I get that. I don't know if

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you're already got that one? Madge? Ready? Ye? Are you ready
to you Roy? Yep? Lastbut not least. Mm hmm. That's
it. Just mm hmm. Ican't put that over. Oh you can

(02:24:46):
be you can be bad. Thisis a bad show. This is a
rated r mm hmm. Yeah.Your answers a porker monkey. Oh damn,

(02:25:24):
oh, I can't even write.I'm la I'm crying so hard.
Oh m hmm, sure, hm, I'm done. I got that.
No, okay, everybody died.M hm, go for it. I'm

(02:25:48):
ready, Oh man, hold on, I'm gonna but my face off.
I was crying and it's all bigit is fault, all right, alright,
So I'm gonna start with Biggin,then go to t Roy and then

(02:26:09):
Chanel. All right, so whatdo you got for this one? Biggin?
That's a barking yard coucke you right, what do you got? Chick

(02:26:30):
a dog? Kick a dog?Chick a dog? Okay, Chanel,
I did cock a dog. No, I was thinking cock myself. I'm
gonna say that word every time Ican cock a dog. I'm giving that

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point to Biggins. This was original, all right. Good Number two I
thered a four legged heart attack becauseI'll stroke out pas snakes up like that's
he right itallian snake? Okay,Chanel, I hate snakes. By the

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way. That's a black Oh.I could put green racer, Green racer.
That's a pretty good one. Yeah, we'll give it this channel,
I guess, yeah, all right. Number three a yelping silver back dolgamunk

(02:27:43):
dog. That's encrypted you got nolcousin earl. That's all right, guys,
but I gotta give that to channel, all right, Bigan, that's

(02:28:09):
a Jack Russell rooster out there.What you gotta t Roy, I could
do cocka booper, Hey cock,Hey, Roy, you out that's a

(02:28:35):
cocker spaniel. Guys, that's whatyou wanna call it? Oh, Bigan,
that's the elusive pug hug of Bard. What is it? Huga Bard?

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He needs to get out of myhead, I said, punk,
jay Gat. I gave that windto Biggins. Oh no, that was
definitely a little fuzzy crotch goblin.I love that pity, I said,

(02:29:31):
wait, parka monkey, arka money, you know, love a crick?
I love it. Brick, Yeah, you can see the prick. I
had it a little winter out there. It was like a cover my fat

(02:29:52):
man, small painted maybe right there. Oh shit, So this is the
way it ended up. It endedup the Biggins of three, t Roy
with one and Chanelle with two.Some Biggins wins. Oh my god,

(02:30:28):
you're the winner of the winner.You're the winner of the winner, I
mean winer or the winner. Mhm, oh my god, what a
great night this has been you guys, Thank you so much. The only
one over about an hour, youknow, hour and a half. Yeah,

(02:30:50):
I haven't done a show like thisin a long time. But it
was so fat. Yeah, itwent very fast, but it was such
a good show. You guys didamazing here tonight, um on Talk with
Teddy. So um, yeah,I appreciate it. So yeah, Biggins,
I do at the end of theshow here, I want you to
come back and do like an introfor Talk with Teddy so I can use

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it as a commercial somewhere along thelines something like, uh, you guys,
something red nickish or here Billy isyou're sitting back listening to Talk with
Teddy or blah blah blah. That'dbe great. Um, that'd be awesome,
to be honest with you, Butwe have to end this broadcast.
Guys. We have been here inour hour two hours and a half.

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Yeah. Um, but we hada great night with everybody, and I'm
so glad that I got an opportunityto hang out with y'all. Um.
That's too. I hope we dothis again. Chanelle says, too funny,
I needed after to pick me up. You're welcome, uh, Sheila.
You That's what that's what it's allabout, man, That's what it's

(02:31:56):
all about. A little bit ofa little bit happens anybody's life and we're
good. Yeah. Absolutely, Soall right, guys, have yourself a
good night. Don't forget tonight.We're sponsored by Mysterious Adventures Tours dot com.
Y'all, don't go nowhere. UM, I'll see you guys in a
few minutes, right, thank you, you have a good night. Alright,

(02:32:22):
guys, I'll take care. UMTalk with Teddy Saturday. No,
this is Saturday, so uh Tuesdaynight. UM, we are gonna be
talking with a paranormal investigator. Hisname is David, he is from Texas.
UM. I have a special guesthost. His name is Kenny Biddle.
UM. Most of you may knowhim because he is the skeptic of

(02:32:43):
the paranormal. So that should bean interesting show. So all right,
we'll be right back with me andBiggins and t Roy, but we won't
be with y'all, so have agood night. Take care. Remember,
like I always tell you, whileyou're taking care of yourself, take care
of your neighbors. That's just importanttoo. Thank you and my guests for

(02:33:13):
joining me here on Talk with Teddy. Be safe and look out for one
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