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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nice girl. Hello, Hello, let's put a piece of gum in.
(00:20):
I can tell fucking radio.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
One on one chomping over there, sound.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Like we have a thing in our apartment. It's like
a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Tree, Like not are you talking about the actual Christmas?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We do have an actual Christmas at it. But then
there's there's a tree that sits on a shelf that
like spins around and it goes.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, it's kind of like a snow globe tree sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And did you know it made that much sound? When
you got it? You were like, it's gonna be sick,
and then you put it on, Like if you if
you had that on your nightstand, you wouldn't sleep all night.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I mean I probably would. You wouldn't you wake up?
But everything? But yeah, no, I definitely didn't know it
was that loud when I bought it, because if we
were in the store and it was loud.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
In there, you know, I thought, I thought you attacked
me the other night.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh my god. Yeah, fun.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Over that guy. So I don't know why I wanted
to play that. I hate Disney shit, But you like
that song. That song's fine and Hawaiian's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You like it?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah? No, but I mean I wouldn't seek it out,
like I haven't seriously haven't thought about that song, and
probably I don't know ten years then. I just thought
about it while we were playing those songs, and I
was like, this is a real jaunt down memory lane.
K I need a drink a water. You talked to
everybody for a second.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Fill them in, film on in on what you started.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Give me your side of what happened the other night. Oh,
so I happened when you assaulted me the other night
in my sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I came up to you and I was playing Well, okay,
let me backtrack a bit. So before bed, I was
playing Zelda, and Grant was like, I'm gonna go get
ready for bed and I'll come back and say good
night to you. And I was in the middle of
fighting a divine beast. You got a problem, which if
anyone has played Selda, you'll know what that is.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
She is obsessed, She's living in the world of Zelda.
It's bad breadth of the wild, and so what it is? Yeah,
the game that she bought for me, now she yea.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
For Grant last Christmas. He never played it for more
than like five minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, I mean you understand why, because it's like a
once you get rolling.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, committed consumes your life.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It becomes And I just haven't been in a position
where I've been like, you know, what I need is
a six hour video game, have it a day.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I mean, it's not that I'm playing for six hours
a day game Orcade. No, she's on.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Her Twitch stream for four and a half hours.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm not. But yeah, so so you're playing the game Zelda,
and Grant said he was gonna go and get ready
for bed, and he was gonna come say good night
to me, and I don't remember him coming to say
good night to me because I was playing Zelda. I
was tighting.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, so here's what happened. I was being ignored most
of the evening and snuggling with the cat, which is
a new development. So I want to talk to you about.
But I'm sitting I'm sitting on the couch and I'm
just like, fuck, I'm gonna go to bed because whatever
we were watching, there's nothing on.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah. I mean, there's the new season of My Own
Orthodox Life.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Which but that was good for three episodes.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I've already watched it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, and like the the weird setup date thing where
she made out with that twenty three year old. Yeah,
that's gross, man. That guy is more than half her
age or less than half her age.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
He's about half age.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
She's how would you get one? I took a CBD
gummy and I'm fucked up right now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
She'd have to be fifty six for him to be
half her age.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So what is How would you describe his age to her?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I would just say that he's literally the same age
as her daughter. Oh, because her one daughter is twenty two,
and then she has a one son who's even younger
than that. He's like fifteen or sixteen. Why so she's
literally sleeping with someone who's like, yeah, a kid's age.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You're right, there's no good way to say that. But
it's weird, like sleeping with one of your son's friends
and he's like, not a he wasn't a good, great
looking dude. I wasn't like blown away.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, I mean like he was okay, but I wouldn't
be like, oh, he was so cute.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I think she's of the but I think.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Also because they portrayed it like she was just really
thirsty and horny.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
But I think also she's of the milk that she
could probably score because of who she is. Yeah, like
a ten, like a twenty four year old peak human,
twenty four to twenty seven year old.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Not him.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, that guy, he had the weird skin.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, but I mean if you look at like well,
I mean, obviously her first marriage was an arranged marriage,
so you can't really count that. But like her ex
husband that she was getting a divorce from, Like, he
wasn't cute, he's he's scary, looks like a mad scientist.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I have a theory on Robert. God, if you haven't
watched the show, this is going to be a really
boring menuator too. Yeah, but let's all set it up
and if it sounds like something you'd be interested in,
because I don't think I'm interested in it. There's there's
two gay gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, couple.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah. One's name is Robert and Robert is. He works
for the main girl, the bad bitch. Yeah, and he's
like her personal assistant slash best friend.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
He's not her personal assistant. He's like the CEO to
the company's CEO to the company.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
My impression from watching the show and having no understanding
he he is the COO. Okay, well it doesn't matter.
He got fired, so that happens. That's really interesting, but
here for her, And so they follow him around as well.
And like I said, he's gay. He's got a boyfriend
named Raoul Rod pretending let's just start it's.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Like our a apostrophe.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, but I mean he is. He's Yeah, he's a
good looking, dark Lebanese guy, but he is just horned up.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, he's like every time he goes to the gym,
he's like finding some other random new guy to hook.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Up, but fucking on grinder all day. And his boyfriend
is kind of weird about the open relationship. And I
really liked those two. And then they went to therapy
and I was thinking about something, and so the guy,
the player, why is he still with Robert? Like why
(06:50):
would you just be like, oh, I want this?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Because I think Robert probably makes good money.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's what I was thinking, because.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
If Robert it could think about this. He lives in
New York City. I mean, they've never showed his apartment,
so you never see like what his apartment really looks like,
but I'm sure it's pretty decent.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
But he owns like a five bedroom and then he owns.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
A five bedroom home.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
In Connecticut, which is immaculate.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, which is beautiful, and Connecticut is not a cheap
place to live either, so.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
So yeah, I think that the thing that I saw
when they went to therapy was that I was just
that was the first time it hit me, Oh, he's
on this TV show. He lives his great life, and
if he's in this weird open relationship and it's real
weird about the rules. M hmm, like he'll be able
to stay under his circumstances. It's not like an authentic thing. Yeah,
(07:42):
And then they were all like, this is such a
great agreement for us. It's like the one guy doesn't
get to like talk to anybody.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's basically the one guy still gets to keep like
fucking random people, but it's like he's gonna limit the
number of partners that he had.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
And no friends.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And then that was very Robert. He still gets to
go on dates with people and it may or may
not lead to sex, but he's not going to like,
you know, see them again. It's not going to be
like recurring.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
But he got mad because Robert was having dinner and
not just filming on dat yeah, and not just fucking
this guy, it was just the strangest thing. But I
just realized at that moment. Sorry, that's heart a two
minute tirade on that. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's okay, that's just good.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's no, I don't think it is because it was
all the first three episodes were about the divorce, which
was fucking crazy. Yeah, and now it's just kind of
back to business and she's like, I'm starting a wine company.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's not a wine company, it's like an avatar.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I had somebody. Yeah, She's like, I want to create
a space.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
For it's the metaverse in the metaverse. So it's like
all the different companies that have like Facebook has metaverse.
If she's going to make a metaverse, is that the
same metaverse or are they two different.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Meta She's starting a business inside the metaverse, so this
there's a pretend thing, and then she's starting something that
is useless and putting it in the pretend thing that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Also may or may not be useless.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And her eighteen year old daughter is the CFO, the CTO.
She's like, she's the chief Tech Officer. Yeah, she's dumb.
This chick is dumb.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
She went to Stanford.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
How and she dude, she got bought in. How is
this what's the lady's name, Julia Hart? How is she
not indicted on some fucking college admission? Shit? We know
that girl couldn't get into Harvard, Stanford, Stanford. God, so
she went to an ivy League school.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well or maybe she hasn't finished yet and that was
like her hold up. But yeah, she's like going to
god ticking classes at Stanford.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I mean, you can't tell. I hate to say it,
but you can't tell. Dude, there's she has a group
of friends. Sorry to keep talking about this. For those
of you who don't fucking watch the show, actually watch
the show. I'll recommend it. I will say watch it.
But there's this one she has a friend.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh god, and I will take an ogre.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I will take full credit for this. I call her
miss Piggy every time she's on because she's just like,
oh gosh.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
She's so loud, and she's always like love that for you,
hey ty oh yeah, just like saying like just like
stupid like shit that like I don't know, fucking fourteen
year old.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Literally the whitest girl soon to be Karen, Like she
will grow up to be a Karen, right, She looks
like that will happen.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
God well for sure. And I just can't wait until
she like you know, gets comfortable in a relationship or
like has a kid, because you know she's just gonna
be fucking hideous.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
After that tea. Oh T Kate T Man. People are dumb.
Did I ever tell you about I almost It was
when I was at the shoe store. I almost worked
for Brooks Brooks Brothers. No Brooks, like the running shoe company.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh no, I don't. I don't think I'm familiar with
my company.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh they're they're really popular.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Running shoe Okay, well I don't run.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Well, I mean I think you may have had a pair.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I don't know. I don't think I would remember anyway.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
So I was gonna do this, like I was interviewing
for to be like a tech wrap. So I'd literally
just go to stores. I wouldn't have to sell anything.
I just have to talk about the product and then
you know, run in five k's and stuff like that.
This is like when I was into all that shit,
and I remember being so nervous for the phone interview.
(11:50):
But I had a few drinks during the interview process
and so like literally like the first one, I fucking
was relaxed and I had just crushed it. And then
in the second one, I was in my head and
I was, you know, because I was talking to somebody
higher up who was like more important because i'd been
(12:10):
screened through.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So I had like two drinks and I was just
kind of wild on the phone, you know, not like wild,
but I knew I just the vibe was off.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You weren't clicking with this person, yeah, this higher up person.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah. And I was just thinking about that today and
how awkward that was, realizing that on the phone that
it just wasn't gonna work out because I was I
was like, dude, I'll fucking move to Washington. I'll give
a shit like you know. It was that kind of stuff.
And then it just halt immediately, and he's.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Like, well, don't get at yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Did I ever tell on this podcast about the NPR interview.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I don't know if you did or not. I mean,
I know you told me for sure, but I don't
know if you talked about it here.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I won't say how long ago or what affiliate or
where or whatever this was. But I interviewed with then
PR one time, and and it's you know, it's one.
It was for producer, like news producer on air some whatever. Yeah,
(13:11):
And I didn't I didn't realize the extent of kind
of how they were, you know, the people. They're kind
of I don't know what, hippie antifa type phone.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, I would say, like very.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Like militant, militantly liberal. Yeah, And you know, I'm not
like a crazy person. But I think when I was interviewing,
I had a conference, like a video conference. The conference
call was, you know, four people and then there was
like the fifth person or whatever. I can't remember that
(13:49):
screen exactly was put up, but the one person had
a mask on in the in the interview it was
first wine Flow, this was.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
But they were just sitting by themselves, working from home.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I think there was a person like six feet behind them,
just like sitting in another chair just listening. And I
think they may have but yeah, she was just sitting
at her computer with her mask on the whole fucking time.
And so one that bothered me I was did.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
She when was she like, did she talk at all?
Like when she talked? Did she take it off?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
She would have been my boss. And they said that
at the beginning so I was like, cool, I'll be
awesome with this lady. And then she brought up cats
and stuff and I was like, this will be fun.
And then she brought up the you know, a specific
about the show. Fuck it, this is premium episode. So
she she was like, what or what segments did you like?
(14:45):
That was the question? And I said, well, you know,
you guys called me yesterday. I didn't really get a
chance to run through with a fine tooth comb, you know,
had a little Quippi thing. And she was like oh,
and so I kind of, you know, I took note.
(15:06):
After like three or four more questions, great answer, fun time,
she leans in and she's like, so I want to
go back to something. What about our show? Why do
you want to be on this show? And I was like, honestly,
it's it's what I'm good at, and it's in the
price point where I think it's fair wages blah blah
(15:28):
blah blah blah. And she's like, yes, but what specifically
about our show do you want to blah blah blah,
And I just was at this point, I just felt
like this lady was just trying to get me to
say I don't listen to your show, and so I
just said, hey, listen, I'm gonna stop you. I haven't
(15:49):
had time to listen to your show, and I'm not
going to sit here and pretend like, you know, you
don't need to keep grilling me. Yeah, obviously I didn't
listen to your show.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
And I'm not gonna pretend like I do.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And it was this total fucking power move on her
part and it was very uncomfortable. I'm thinking about writing
a letter to what the Better Business Bureau.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I'm telling them about your horrible interview experience. You have
a nasty review on glass store.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Well no, but then the problem the problem with that
is I kind of got a nasty bag. Which have
you ever done that in an interview before? I think, yeah,
I have pretty exciting when you are like I don't
want this job and you know yeah, and then you're
just like fuck it.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I think I kind of have, but it's not been
like super blatant.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh, because man, this was I had this moment in
that where I just I just kind of was like, well,
this is over with and this was the second interview,
this was like the important one. And she said something
along the lines of, well, okay, usually a candidate would
do research and their due diligence in this. And you know,
(16:58):
I'm just thinking you guys called me yesterday. Yeah, it's like, like,
give give me a break here like this, you're not
fucking New York Times.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
She thought that you were going to stay up for
like all night preparing for your interview with her. Yeah,
that's probably what she honestly thought, because she works for
such a fucking world renowned, highly highly recognized establishment.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
But then another guy asked me a question, and he said,
what do you think your biggest weaknesses? And I just
saw an opportunity and I said, well, I bet if
you were to ask Linda what my biggest weakness is,
she would say I haven't listened to the show yet.
The three other people that weren't Linda or whoever whatever
her name was, all like I could see them holding
(17:45):
back laughing because nobody ever stands up to this lady
because she's like a fucking tyrant. Probably, And yeah, I
just did and it felt really good. But then I
did that too at a job interview. The guy came
in and he made a comment about me talking too
much or something or being you know, so social, and
(18:08):
I just looked at him and was like, hey, dude,
this is my interview, Like, you don't have to tell
me that that like me being the way I am
is a problem.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I think I know what you're talking about anywhere. Yeah,
And I really funny considering the location and just you
know the place wasn't it a dispensary.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, And they were just like you're too you're too
talkative for this visit. And I'm like, well, this is
what you want.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah. I feel like the people at the dispensary, ohways,
were like, how's going? What are you up to today?
Where are you gonna go? Do you know?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Here's the thing. I think that guy was a dumb person,
and I think he just had some business acumen where
he just felt like he could say whatever you want,
like he was the big shot in his world and like.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Me, so he literally was just like you're talking too much.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
He made it. He made a comment. He was like, well,
how am I supposed to expect you to do this
job if you're talking to your coworkers. That's what it was.
It was something like that, and I was just like,
fuck you, dude, totally changed my body language and then
like I let them know, basically like no longer, I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Over this, and then done, can I go now?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And then they offered me a job and I was like, no,
thank you, gracefully bow out of contention. Sara's on a
weather bab.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah. It was like really shitty weather all weekend, which
made it depressing, and we like didn't do anything last weekend,
which is a waste, you know, because it's the gotta
It's a December weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, it's perfect. It's rainy. You didn't say, yeah, it
was pouring down.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Rain Yeah, like all day Saturday, and we have the
Christmas tree on and off Sunday.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It's we could be. This is what the songs are about, Kate,
that you fucking love so much. Everybody wanted to be
inside when it's chilly.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That sign over there says it's lovely weather for a
sleigh ride together.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Speaking Oh my god, do perfect transitions. Slay ride and hash.
Autopsy reveals cocaine in system at time of car crash.
She's on a bit of a sleigh ride and she
slowed into that house and that what happened? Did she
kill somebody else too?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I think she I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I think it was a single person, single car crash
where she dies.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I don't remember. I just know that she died because
I remember, like Ellen DeGeneres said something about it.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Oh do you remember, And she was jumping out of
the stretcher and then the guy put the sheet over.
Remember that the footage I didn't see. You think it's
a cover. I mean, people, this is bullshit. This is
I mean, mainstream TMZ shit. So it's all fake.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
So they let the video of her on the stretcher.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
No, that's I mean that was really that was a helicopter.
The cocaine story, Oh okay, They're like, well this is
why she's dead. She's a villain. She was on drug
too much, about you too much. She was uncovering a
trafficking ring. I think it may have had to do
with I've gotten down this rabbit hole again again.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Your always down it.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I can't help it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It's really never come out of it.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It's it's when you start, when you start to put
the pieces together, Kate. It's like your video game. It's
very addicting. But also the thing is is like I
my brain is kind of shot and I'm tired all
the time, so I don't really remember it. All one
hundred percent. That's why I can never come on here
and just be like, underneath the getty you will find
blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You know, you should just start making little notes when
you're listening to your podcasts about it.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I would that's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll present
a topic on one of the podcasts and I'll like
deep dive it and really idea and tell you everything
I can in forty minutes or so. I think that'd
be cool. And then you can you have there's a
portion at the end where you can talk and ask questions. Me.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, so I'm not allowed to talk at all during
no will.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
There will be a PowerPoint that I will live stream. Okay,
this is where the Clinton's bodies are buried. Kate, Kate,
I mean need you to calm down. This is section
four about Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Four point one.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, what are you getting for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
What do you want for dinner?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Surprised me? I sure, hope it's Greek food.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I don't know what you're hating.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'm kind of mad at Cafe Mix that sandwich was
not as billed. I don't think I wasn't expecting a
chopped chicken salad. I ordered a fucking spicy Cajun chicken sandwich.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Mad because the cage and chicken sandwich wasn't crispy chicken.
It was like grilled chicken with Cajun seasoning on it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Not even that I would have taken the grilled chicken.
I wanted a patty on a bun, like cut in half.
They gave me like a sub with chicken chunks in it.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
So you wanted like a like a chicken breast.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, I was so mad at the I don't know
if they do.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
That there, because I think everything else they do is
like it's all breasts and thighs, because that's what the
shwarma is. It's a mix of white and dark meat.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I didn't know that. I don't even know what meat
that is. Chicken, chicken.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, the sharma is chicken and it's a mix of
like breasts and thighs.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh, so Scott likes me a lot now, Caitlin's cat. Scott,
no big deal? Kind of a favorite parent?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
You're not? Would say, no, I wouldn't. Well, you're not
the favorite grant or even is he usually he's.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Probably he's probably he's probably amidst my stuff, just so
he can be around the things that I touch all
the time. Oh my god, because he loves me that much.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Grant's the Cat's been cuddling with Grant sometimes at night
now because he gets cold in the wintertime. And Grant
has gotten a huge fucking ego about it.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh and it makes Kate so mad.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It does Kate. She like will be like snuggling into
Graham's armpits so hard, and I'm just like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
You love I'm also like, what the fuck you love
it that? I don't understand why, but you like it
because I just when you're not here, I just abuse
the shit out of them.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I mean I feel like you probably just ignore them
all the time.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
No, I don't ignore them all the time.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
That's why your voice got like ten times higher. I
didn't know them all the time.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Guys, show you a fun video. Hold on for the listener.
This isn't super engaging, but I want Kaitlin to describe
what's happening.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
They're like reenacting like a BDSM scene on stage.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah no, no, no, no, music starts just you know, a
bunch of dudes just rocking out, having a good time.
At a rock and roll show, right, Kate? Is that
how you describe it? Sure? I mean obviously German.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It looks like they're in like an arena where you
watch like boxing.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, okay, So now what's happening, Kate.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
One guy is on a leash and he's walking around
on his hands and knees, and the other ones like
dragging him.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
The lead singer is pulling around a guy in suspenders
and no shirt on and shorts suspenders. So what's happening now, Kate?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
He's like pushing his butt up towards his penis. Oh okay,
his pants. His pants have a like pocket in the
butt area that you can just like pull down.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, so you can see his balls. And he's on
his hands and knees, and then the lead.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Singer he's literally fucking him. Right.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I don't think there's a showbiz but so now this
guy has a what a probably seven inch penis, fake
penis coming out of his shorts.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, it's very vainy.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
What's happening, Kate?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
He's jerking on his fake penis and now it's spraying
loads of jizz.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Everywhere all over the crowd. Pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
This is fucking weird. Yeah, and people are like, oh,
this is so fucking badass.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah, just a couple of big, hot guys fucking on stage. Okay,
that's rock and roll, Kate.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I just don't understand why people are like into that.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Well no, I mean that's like the part of their show.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Okay, I get that, but like, just like the type
of fans that would seem to be like their core listener,
I just don't understand like they're into that.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I think that was a thing they used to do
at concerts in like the late nineties, like ninety eight,
and they stopped doing it for twenty years, and then
I think on this tour they just started doing that
song again that way, so I think it's like kind
of like an homage to but they're all like fifty now, which.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Is weird, really weird and disturbing.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That's what our live podcast is.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I don't know that was weird? What language were they thinking?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
German?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Who are they?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
That's Romstein?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh? Really yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
They fucking they're a good band. Sorry. The first thing
I show you there is their lead singer fucking their
keyboard is I can't believe you don't like that, Kate. Yeah,
it's it's meant to be. It's troubling, it's weird. But
they would do that in like the wholesome nineties, like
that period of the nineties where people were like things
(27:25):
are getting a little too out of hand, and then
they came out with that ship and it was just
like boy bands were popular and they were doing that
on stage. So they had that ones on Doujas, right,
that was huge. But people are coming to hear that
song not to see their keyboard is not to see their.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Lead singer like jizzing all over them.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It's pretty cool again. How to become a terrible person
live sometimes? Yeah, it's gonna be show that was in
twenty seventeen. Okay, yeah, but they bring it. They're fucking
cool band. I mentioned Ann hash head cocaine in her system?
Did I talk about that? What's uh? What's for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
What I have for lunch? So not that?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay? So no Chick fil a?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't really want chicken?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Okay, So what then?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Okay? Poker or talk about or like Mexican.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Sounds pretty Did you know that Jesse James's pregnant wife
filed for a divorce again, do you know who Jesse
James is?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
When't you married to Sheryl Crowe for a while? He's
like the motorcycle guy.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh, I was like, like the gangster guy. No, like
the old tiny gangster man.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
You know. I'm looking at TMZ and I don't know
how these people are. I think that's a problem.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's what I feel like when I need news now, I.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Need more like old guy representation.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Who is this person that you're fucking being like, Oh
my god, she's so amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
If Taters fans are allowed to sue Ticketmaster, I should
be able to sue TMZ for not having white guy representation.
And all of it's fucking Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks get
vaccinated for the seventh time.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Way to Go time, he just got boosted, and.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Then it's like a picture of him with his shirt
off from Castaway Way to Go Time, Like why did
I click this? So dinner? Babe?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I told you like Mexican or like a burger?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Okay, well what sounds better a Mexican or a burger? Sweetheart,
Let's talk it out. It's a podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
We gotta fill time, Okay, But I feel like you
should decide because you never pick. It's always up to me.
Everything's always on me.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
No, not true, It's very true. I'm true at all.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Grant. Come on, there have been very few times, and
I guarantee if you go back and listen to the podcast,
you will see that you don't help.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Well, then we're going to Arby's then, but you don't
want check in. Fuck, I don't care. I really don't care.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I don't care. You can just eat. Yeah, I don't
need to eat tonight. You're so dramatic. See, this is
what I deal with.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I'll just go to bed starving.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
It's like he has one fucking thing and that doesn't
work out, and he's like, I'm just eat.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I wake up tomorrow and I look like one of
those babies, the giant stomach.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Like you see all the bones in your arms, Like.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I didn't have Arby's last night. I'm just stopping around.
Yeah yeah, but no, I didn't think we finished it
the dream when you woke me up.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh yeah, no, because you interrupted me like you always.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, so you woke long And my excite of the
story is I was I was asleep.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I want to finish my side of the story.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
What's your side?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
No, I so I was playing Zelda. That's what we got.
We got caught up on Zelda anyway, soship. Yeah, it's
a good thing. I bought it for you, dick anyway.
So yeah, and then I came to bed, I don't know,
probably like an hour and a half, two hours later,
it was a while later. And then I'm just standing
(31:20):
like at the foot of the bed and I just
kind of like leaned down like towards Grant and he
woke up, like he woke up on his own, and
he's like what, babe, And I'm like, oh, nothing. You
just didn't say a night to me, that's all. And
then he got so mad.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yes I did, because you weren't sweet about it. You
were like mean about it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I was like, oh you didn't. I'm so connected to me,
and then you yelled at me I didn't you And
then yes you did. No I didn't. And then I
like went to the bathroom to pee or whatever, and
then I come out and you're still awake and you're
just fucking clucking at me. No, like, yes I did.
I did. Seek nteen baby feeling still on that, and
(32:06):
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, yeah, he's so annoyed.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
And then and then after you were like so mad
about it. Then I thought about it for a second.
I was like, oh, yeah he did, but you were
just still so mad. And I think you were so
mad at that point that you had like woken yourself
up to the point where you were so riled. You
can settle.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You falsely accused me of things.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
And then the next morning he told me that I
punched him in a sleep.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
No you you pinched me first.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Your first text said punch.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, no you? Uh you. So my side of the
story is I'm asleep. I've been asleep for like two hours,
which fucking is great. I'm just out and uh I
feel I'm having a dream about Scott the cat and
we're in a cave fighting and he bit me and
he bit my leg and it hurt, and I thought
(32:58):
Kate had her hands on my leg and pinched my leg.
So I woke up and saw her at the foot
of the bed, and I was like, what the fuck
because it hurt, And I thought you were mad after
you said that, and I was annoyed.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Because I pinched you awake.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I was like, why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Then you punched you awake whatever, and it.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Hurt and then your But your story has changed since
the incident, And what do you mean when I took you.
When I took your initial statement, you said you were
up by the side of me. And when you told
the story today, you said you were down at the
foot of the bed.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Okay, I did not pinch you. I was at the
foot of the bed, the side of the bed, whatever
the fuck you want to call it, because it is
still a side of the bed.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
No, that's the foot of the bed. You were at
the foot of the bed.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
You said, I maybe misspoke.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You said I was standing at your head. You said
you were up by my arms.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
No, I was standing at the foot of the bed,
and I leaned down towards you.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Kate's lying.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Kate's okay whatever. She didn't fucking pinch you. And I'm
pissed that you would accuse me of doing something.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I mean, it's just it's just like it's not I'm
not pissed.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
It's just really fucking mad at you.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
It's the law. Like you assaulted me.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
No I didn't. I would have to be really mad
at you to pinch you in your sleep.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I do to you all the time.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I'm sure you do, and I probably just I'm a
deep enough sleeper. I don't wake up from fucking everything.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
So annoying. It's like every night and get into bed,
I have Grant and he's like, I'm just like, go
to fucking bed.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I know you're trying to be nice, but like, go
to sleep. No, just stay asleep, don't wake up unless
somebody is in the apartment trying to murder us. Then
just yeah, I don't you baking up. Did we talk
about the time that I scared you awake? You like
(34:59):
tried to almost assault me. I mean jumped out at
the bed and I thought that I was going to
get attacked.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
You you just were. It was such a error. I
don't know why you do that. Like does somebody sleeping well, one,
you just have.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I didn't think it'd be that loud.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Literally, you have no concept of how loud you are.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
No, I guess they don't.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
You are the loudest person. And then you're like no,
and you'll I don't know how you don't notice it
because you'll be it'll be two in the morning, you'll
come in and go to sleep or whatever, and then
you'll have a full blown conversation with the cat like
at regular volume.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
It is not a regular volume if.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
You say like hi, yeah, no, it's just insane.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
That's not regular volume. And that's quiet.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Can't every every drawer, it's like sam shut and then
when you go into the bathroom, you see like put
it as hard as you can, boom, and then you're
in there talking to the cat. I'll just hear muffled
shut up for like an hour. It takes so long.
(36:10):
That's why I started sleeping on those headphones. And that's
been a game changer I've been. It's been a lot better.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Usually I'm just asleep because I listen to airplanes.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
You sleep with air or air pods in now because
I'm annoying, No, you're saying.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well no, because I do wake up after every little thing.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
And I've been trying this stuff where I'm trying to
enhance my brain by using sound while I sleep. It
is not working.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, it's definitely not in hand.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I was doing pink noise, which is just and I
switch back to airplane because airplane is nice. So this
has been a podcast today, really good one. Would you
say this is one of our best. Okay, no, yeah,
if you if you just subscribed this week.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And this is you can't keep saying that every week though,
then they're going to think that all the weeks are
bad because you liter say that like three out of
the four weeks. So you just need to stop.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I mean we're twenty okay, good bye. We can always grow,
we can always improve. What are we having for dinner? Kate?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
We haven't decided because you won't choose, and I've told
you four times now to choose.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Okay, mab it's a perfect song to send off the evening.
Thank you for listening to How to Become a Terrible
Person premium episode. Thank you for subscribing, right yeah, Kate,
do anything? Are we going to hit this post like?
We're going to keep talking until the lyrics starts so
I don't have to fucking do this in editing? Oh yeah,
(37:42):
classic radio shit.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
So I mean we got to finish up like real soon. Okay, Www,
do Terrible Person dot CEO, go there, subscribe all that?
Oh man, I thought the lyrics came in there, But
now that I'm thinking about it, we still have a
lot of time.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
You were the one fucking Russian things.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Well, I mean, I mean, do you have anything you
want to say about.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Oh my god, you ruin this
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Away away
Nice girl. Hello, Hello, let's put a piece of gum in.
(00:20):
I can tell fucking radio.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
One on one chomping over there, sound.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Like we have a thing in our apartment. It's like
a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Tree, Like not are you talking about the actual Christmas?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We do have an actual Christmas at it. But then
there's there's a tree that sits on a shelf that
like spins around and it goes.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, it's kind of like a snow globe tree sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And did you know it made that much sound? When
you got it? You were like, it's gonna be sick,
and then you put it on, Like if you if
you had that on your nightstand, you wouldn't sleep all night.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I mean I probably would. You wouldn't you wake up?
But everything? But yeah, no, I definitely didn't know it
was that loud when I bought it, because if we
were in the store and it was loud.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
In there, you know, I thought, I thought you attacked
me the other night.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh my god. Yeah, fun.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Over that guy. So I don't know why I wanted
to play that. I hate Disney shit, But you like
that song. That song's fine and Hawaiian's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You like it?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah? No, but I mean I wouldn't seek it out,
like I haven't seriously haven't thought about that song, and
probably I don't know ten years then. I just thought
about it while we were playing those songs, and I
was like, this is a real jaunt down memory lane.
K I need a drink a water. You talked to
everybody for a second.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Fill them in, film on in on what you started.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Give me your side of what happened the other night. Oh,
so I happened when you assaulted me the other night
in my sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I came up to you and I was playing Well, okay,
let me backtrack a bit. So before bed, I was
playing Zelda, and Grant was like, I'm gonna go get
ready for bed and I'll come back and say good
night to you. And I was in the middle of
fighting a divine beast. You got a problem, which if
anyone has played Selda, you'll know what that is.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
She is obsessed, She's living in the world of Zelda.
It's bad breadth of the wild, and so what it is? Yeah,
the game that she bought for me, now she yea.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
For Grant last Christmas. He never played it for more
than like five minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, I mean you understand why, because it's like a
once you get rolling.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, committed consumes your life.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It becomes And I just haven't been in a position
where I've been like, you know, what I need is
a six hour video game, have it a day.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I mean, it's not that I'm playing for six hours
a day game Orcade. No, she's on.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Her Twitch stream for four and a half hours.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm not. But yeah, so so you're playing the game Zelda,
and Grant said he was gonna go and get ready
for bed, and he was gonna come say good night
to me, and I don't remember him coming to say
good night to me because I was playing Zelda. I
was tighting.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, so here's what happened. I was being ignored most
of the evening and snuggling with the cat, which is
a new development. So I want to talk to you about.
But I'm sitting I'm sitting on the couch and I'm
just like, fuck, I'm gonna go to bed because whatever
we were watching, there's nothing on.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah. I mean, there's the new season of My Own
Orthodox Life.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Which but that was good for three episodes.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I've already watched it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, and like the the weird setup date thing where
she made out with that twenty three year old. Yeah,
that's gross, man. That guy is more than half her
age or less than half her age.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
He's about half age.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
She's how would you get one? I took a CBD
gummy and I'm fucked up right now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
She'd have to be fifty six for him to be
half her age.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So what is How would you describe his age to her?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I would just say that he's literally the same age
as her daughter. Oh, because her one daughter is twenty two,
and then she has a one son who's even younger
than that. He's like fifteen or sixteen. Why so she's
literally sleeping with someone who's like, yeah, a kid's age.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You're right, there's no good way to say that. But
it's weird, like sleeping with one of your son's friends
and he's like, not a he wasn't a good, great
looking dude. I wasn't like blown away.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, I mean like he was okay, but I wouldn't
be like, oh, he was so cute.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I think she's of the but I think.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Also because they portrayed it like she was just really
thirsty and horny.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
But I think also she's of the milk that she
could probably score because of who she is. Yeah, like
a ten, like a twenty four year old peak human,
twenty four to twenty seven year old.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Not him.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, that guy, he had the weird skin.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, but I mean if you look at like well,
I mean, obviously her first marriage was an arranged marriage,
so you can't really count that. But like her ex
husband that she was getting a divorce from, Like, he
wasn't cute, he's he's scary, looks like a mad scientist.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I have a theory on Robert. God, if you haven't
watched the show, this is going to be a really
boring menuator too. Yeah, but let's all set it up
and if it sounds like something you'd be interested in,
because I don't think I'm interested in it. There's there's
two gay gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, couple.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah. One's name is Robert and Robert is. He works
for the main girl, the bad bitch. Yeah, and he's
like her personal assistant slash best friend.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
He's not her personal assistant. He's like the CEO to
the company's CEO to the company.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
My impression from watching the show and having no understanding
he he is the COO. Okay, well it doesn't matter.
He got fired, so that happens. That's really interesting, but
here for her, And so they follow him around as well.
And like I said, he's gay. He's got a boyfriend
named Raoul Rod pretending let's just start it's.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Like our a apostrophe.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, but I mean he is. He's Yeah, he's a
good looking, dark Lebanese guy, but he is just horned up.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, he's like every time he goes to the gym,
he's like finding some other random new guy to hook.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Up, but fucking on grinder all day. And his boyfriend
is kind of weird about the open relationship. And I
really liked those two. And then they went to therapy
and I was thinking about something, and so the guy,
the player, why is he still with Robert? Like why
(06:50):
would you just be like, oh, I want this?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Because I think Robert probably makes good money.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's what I was thinking, because.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
If Robert it could think about this. He lives in
New York City. I mean, they've never showed his apartment,
so you never see like what his apartment really looks like,
but I'm sure it's pretty decent.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
But he owns like a five bedroom and then he owns.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
A five bedroom home.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
In Connecticut, which is immaculate.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, which is beautiful, and Connecticut is not a cheap
place to live either, so.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
So yeah, I think that the thing that I saw
when they went to therapy was that I was just
that was the first time it hit me, Oh, he's
on this TV show. He lives his great life, and
if he's in this weird open relationship and it's real
weird about the rules. M hmm, like he'll be able
to stay under his circumstances. It's not like an authentic thing. Yeah,
(07:42):
And then they were all like, this is such a
great agreement for us. It's like the one guy doesn't
get to like talk to anybody.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's basically the one guy still gets to keep like
fucking random people, but it's like he's gonna limit the
number of partners that he had.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
And no friends.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And then that was very Robert. He still gets to
go on dates with people and it may or may
not lead to sex, but he's not going to like,
you know, see them again. It's not going to be
like recurring.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
But he got mad because Robert was having dinner and
not just filming on dat yeah, and not just fucking
this guy, it was just the strangest thing. But I
just realized at that moment. Sorry, that's heart a two
minute tirade on that. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's okay, that's just good.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's no, I don't think it is because it was
all the first three episodes were about the divorce, which
was fucking crazy. Yeah, and now it's just kind of
back to business and she's like, I'm starting a wine company.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's not a wine company, it's like an avatar.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I had somebody. Yeah, She's like, I want to create
a space.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
For it's the metaverse in the metaverse. So it's like
all the different companies that have like Facebook has metaverse.
If she's going to make a metaverse, is that the
same metaverse or are they two different.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Meta She's starting a business inside the metaverse, so this
there's a pretend thing, and then she's starting something that
is useless and putting it in the pretend thing that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Also may or may not be useless.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And her eighteen year old daughter is the CFO, the CTO.
She's like, she's the chief Tech Officer. Yeah, she's dumb.
This chick is dumb.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
She went to Stanford.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
How and she dude, she got bought in. How is
this what's the lady's name, Julia Hart? How is she
not indicted on some fucking college admission? Shit? We know
that girl couldn't get into Harvard, Stanford, Stanford. God, so
she went to an ivy League school.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well or maybe she hasn't finished yet and that was
like her hold up. But yeah, she's like going to
god ticking classes at Stanford.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I mean, you can't tell. I hate to say it,
but you can't tell. Dude, there's she has a group
of friends. Sorry to keep talking about this. For those
of you who don't fucking watch the show, actually watch
the show. I'll recommend it. I will say watch it.
But there's this one she has a friend.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh god, and I will take an ogre.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I will take full credit for this. I call her
miss Piggy every time she's on because she's just like,
oh gosh.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
She's so loud, and she's always like love that for you,
hey ty oh yeah, just like saying like just like
stupid like shit that like I don't know, fucking fourteen
year old.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Literally the whitest girl soon to be Karen, Like she
will grow up to be a Karen, right, She looks
like that will happen.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
God well for sure. And I just can't wait until
she like you know, gets comfortable in a relationship or
like has a kid, because you know she's just gonna
be fucking hideous.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
After that tea. Oh T Kate T Man. People are dumb.
Did I ever tell you about I almost It was
when I was at the shoe store. I almost worked
for Brooks Brooks Brothers. No Brooks, like the running shoe company.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh no, I don't. I don't think I'm familiar with
my company.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh they're they're really popular.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Running shoe Okay, well I don't run.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Well, I mean I think you may have had a pair.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I don't know. I don't think I would remember anyway.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
So I was gonna do this, like I was interviewing
for to be like a tech wrap. So I'd literally
just go to stores. I wouldn't have to sell anything.
I just have to talk about the product and then
you know, run in five k's and stuff like that.
This is like when I was into all that shit,
and I remember being so nervous for the phone interview.
(11:50):
But I had a few drinks during the interview process
and so like literally like the first one, I fucking
was relaxed and I had just crushed it. And then
in the second one, I was in my head and
I was, you know, because I was talking to somebody
higher up who was like more important because i'd been
(12:10):
screened through.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So I had like two drinks and I was just
kind of wild on the phone, you know, not like wild,
but I knew I just the vibe was off.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You weren't clicking with this person, yeah, this higher up person.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah. And I was just thinking about that today and
how awkward that was, realizing that on the phone that
it just wasn't gonna work out because I was I
was like, dude, I'll fucking move to Washington. I'll give
a shit like you know. It was that kind of stuff.
And then it just halt immediately, and he's.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Like, well, don't get at yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Did I ever tell on this podcast about the NPR interview.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I don't know if you did or not. I mean,
I know you told me for sure, but I don't
know if you talked about it here.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I won't say how long ago or what affiliate or
where or whatever this was. But I interviewed with then
PR one time, and and it's you know, it's one.
It was for producer, like news producer on air some whatever. Yeah,
(13:11):
And I didn't I didn't realize the extent of kind
of how they were, you know, the people. They're kind
of I don't know what, hippie antifa type phone.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, I would say, like very.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Like militant, militantly liberal. Yeah, And you know, I'm not
like a crazy person. But I think when I was interviewing,
I had a conference, like a video conference. The conference
call was, you know, four people and then there was
like the fifth person or whatever. I can't remember that
(13:49):
screen exactly was put up, but the one person had
a mask on in the in the interview it was
first wine Flow, this was.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
But they were just sitting by themselves, working from home.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I think there was a person like six feet behind them,
just like sitting in another chair just listening. And I
think they may have but yeah, she was just sitting
at her computer with her mask on the whole fucking time.
And so one that bothered me I was did.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
She when was she like, did she talk at all?
Like when she talked? Did she take it off?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
She would have been my boss. And they said that
at the beginning so I was like, cool, I'll be
awesome with this lady. And then she brought up cats
and stuff and I was like, this will be fun.
And then she brought up the you know, a specific
about the show. Fuck it, this is premium episode. So
she she was like, what or what segments did you like?
(14:45):
That was the question? And I said, well, you know,
you guys called me yesterday. I didn't really get a
chance to run through with a fine tooth comb, you know,
had a little Quippi thing. And she was like oh,
and so I kind of, you know, I took note.
(15:06):
After like three or four more questions, great answer, fun time,
she leans in and she's like, so I want to
go back to something. What about our show? Why do
you want to be on this show? And I was like, honestly,
it's it's what I'm good at, and it's in the
price point where I think it's fair wages blah blah
(15:28):
blah blah blah. And she's like, yes, but what specifically
about our show do you want to blah blah blah,
And I just was at this point, I just felt
like this lady was just trying to get me to
say I don't listen to your show, and so I
just said, hey, listen, I'm gonna stop you. I haven't
(15:49):
had time to listen to your show, and I'm not
going to sit here and pretend like, you know, you
don't need to keep grilling me. Yeah, obviously I didn't
listen to your show.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
And I'm not gonna pretend like I do.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And it was this total fucking power move on her
part and it was very uncomfortable. I'm thinking about writing
a letter to what the Better Business Bureau.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I'm telling them about your horrible interview experience. You have
a nasty review on glass store.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Well no, but then the problem the problem with that
is I kind of got a nasty bag. Which have
you ever done that in an interview before? I think, yeah,
I have pretty exciting when you are like I don't
want this job and you know yeah, and then you're
just like fuck it.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I think I kind of have, but it's not been
like super blatant.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh, because man, this was I had this moment in
that where I just I just kind of was like, well,
this is over with and this was the second interview,
this was like the important one. And she said something
along the lines of, well, okay, usually a candidate would
do research and their due diligence in this. And you know,
(16:58):
I'm just thinking you guys called me yesterday. Yeah, it's like, like,
give give me a break here like this, you're not
fucking New York Times.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
She thought that you were going to stay up for
like all night preparing for your interview with her. Yeah,
that's probably what she honestly thought, because she works for
such a fucking world renowned, highly highly recognized establishment.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
But then another guy asked me a question, and he said,
what do you think your biggest weaknesses? And I just
saw an opportunity and I said, well, I bet if
you were to ask Linda what my biggest weakness is,
she would say I haven't listened to the show yet.
The three other people that weren't Linda or whoever whatever
her name was, all like I could see them holding
(17:45):
back laughing because nobody ever stands up to this lady
because she's like a fucking tyrant. Probably, And yeah, I
just did and it felt really good. But then I
did that too at a job interview. The guy came
in and he made a comment about me talking too
much or something or being you know, so social, and
(18:08):
I just looked at him and was like, hey, dude,
this is my interview, Like, you don't have to tell
me that that like me being the way I am
is a problem.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I think I know what you're talking about anywhere. Yeah,
And I really funny considering the location and just you
know the place wasn't it a dispensary.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, And they were just like you're too you're too
talkative for this visit. And I'm like, well, this is
what you want.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah. I feel like the people at the dispensary, ohways,
were like, how's going? What are you up to today?
Where are you gonna go? Do you know?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Here's the thing. I think that guy was a dumb person,
and I think he just had some business acumen where
he just felt like he could say whatever you want,
like he was the big shot in his world and like.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Me, so he literally was just like you're talking too much.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
He made it. He made a comment. He was like, well,
how am I supposed to expect you to do this
job if you're talking to your coworkers. That's what it was.
It was something like that, and I was just like,
fuck you, dude, totally changed my body language and then
like I let them know, basically like no longer, I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Over this, and then done, can I go now?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And then they offered me a job and I was like, no,
thank you, gracefully bow out of contention. Sara's on a
weather bab.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah. It was like really shitty weather all weekend, which
made it depressing, and we like didn't do anything last weekend,
which is a waste, you know, because it's the gotta
It's a December weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, it's perfect. It's rainy. You didn't say, yeah, it
was pouring down.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Rain Yeah, like all day Saturday, and we have the
Christmas tree on and off Sunday.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It's we could be. This is what the songs are about, Kate,
that you fucking love so much. Everybody wanted to be
inside when it's chilly.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That sign over there says it's lovely weather for a
sleigh ride together.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Speaking Oh my god, do perfect transitions. Slay ride and hash.
Autopsy reveals cocaine in system at time of car crash.
She's on a bit of a sleigh ride and she
slowed into that house and that what happened? Did she
kill somebody else too?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I think she I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I think it was a single person, single car crash
where she dies.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I don't remember. I just know that she died because
I remember, like Ellen DeGeneres said something about it.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Oh do you remember, And she was jumping out of
the stretcher and then the guy put the sheet over.
Remember that the footage I didn't see. You think it's
a cover. I mean, people, this is bullshit. This is
I mean, mainstream TMZ shit. So it's all fake.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
So they let the video of her on the stretcher.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
No, that's I mean that was really that was a helicopter.
The cocaine story, Oh okay, They're like, well this is
why she's dead. She's a villain. She was on drug
too much, about you too much. She was uncovering a
trafficking ring. I think it may have had to do
with I've gotten down this rabbit hole again again.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Your always down it.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I can't help it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It's really never come out of it.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It's it's when you start, when you start to put
the pieces together, Kate. It's like your video game. It's
very addicting. But also the thing is is like I
my brain is kind of shot and I'm tired all
the time, so I don't really remember it. All one
hundred percent. That's why I can never come on here
and just be like, underneath the getty you will find
blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You know, you should just start making little notes when
you're listening to your podcasts about it.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I would that's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll present
a topic on one of the podcasts and I'll like
deep dive it and really idea and tell you everything
I can in forty minutes or so. I think that'd
be cool. And then you can you have there's a
portion at the end where you can talk and ask questions. Me.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, so I'm not allowed to talk at all during
no will.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
There will be a PowerPoint that I will live stream. Okay,
this is where the Clinton's bodies are buried. Kate, Kate,
I mean need you to calm down. This is section
four about Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Four point one.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, what are you getting for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
What do you want for dinner?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Surprised me? I sure, hope it's Greek food.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I don't know what you're hating.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'm kind of mad at Cafe Mix that sandwich was
not as billed. I don't think I wasn't expecting a
chopped chicken salad. I ordered a fucking spicy Cajun chicken sandwich.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Mad because the cage and chicken sandwich wasn't crispy chicken.
It was like grilled chicken with Cajun seasoning on it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Not even that I would have taken the grilled chicken.
I wanted a patty on a bun, like cut in half.
They gave me like a sub with chicken chunks in it.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
So you wanted like a like a chicken breast.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, I was so mad at the I don't know
if they do.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
That there, because I think everything else they do is
like it's all breasts and thighs, because that's what the
shwarma is. It's a mix of white and dark meat.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I didn't know that. I don't even know what meat
that is. Chicken, chicken.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, the sharma is chicken and it's a mix of
like breasts and thighs.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh, so Scott likes me a lot now, Caitlin's cat. Scott,
no big deal? Kind of a favorite parent?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
You're not? Would say, no, I wouldn't. Well, you're not
the favorite grant or even is he usually he's.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Probably he's probably he's probably amidst my stuff, just so
he can be around the things that I touch all
the time. Oh my god, because he loves me that much.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Grant's the Cat's been cuddling with Grant sometimes at night
now because he gets cold in the wintertime. And Grant
has gotten a huge fucking ego about it.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh and it makes Kate so mad.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It does Kate. She like will be like snuggling into
Graham's armpits so hard, and I'm just like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
You love I'm also like, what the fuck you love
it that? I don't understand why, but you like it
because I just when you're not here, I just abuse
the shit out of them.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I mean I feel like you probably just ignore them
all the time.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
No, I don't ignore them all the time.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
That's why your voice got like ten times higher. I
didn't know them all the time.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Guys, show you a fun video. Hold on for the listener.
This isn't super engaging, but I want Kaitlin to describe
what's happening.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
They're like reenacting like a BDSM scene on stage.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah no, no, no, no, music starts just you know, a
bunch of dudes just rocking out, having a good time.
At a rock and roll show, right, Kate? Is that
how you describe it? Sure? I mean obviously German.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It looks like they're in like an arena where you
watch like boxing.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, okay, So now what's happening, Kate.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
One guy is on a leash and he's walking around
on his hands and knees, and the other ones like
dragging him.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
The lead singer is pulling around a guy in suspenders
and no shirt on and shorts suspenders. So what's happening now, Kate?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
He's like pushing his butt up towards his penis. Oh okay,
his pants. His pants have a like pocket in the
butt area that you can just like pull down.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, so you can see his balls. And he's on
his hands and knees, and then the lead.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Singer he's literally fucking him. Right.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I don't think there's a showbiz but so now this
guy has a what a probably seven inch penis, fake
penis coming out of his shorts.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, it's very vainy.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
What's happening, Kate?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
He's jerking on his fake penis and now it's spraying
loads of jizz.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Everywhere all over the crowd. Pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
This is fucking weird. Yeah, and people are like, oh,
this is so fucking badass.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah, just a couple of big, hot guys fucking on stage. Okay,
that's rock and roll, Kate.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I just don't understand why people are like into that.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Well no, I mean that's like the part of their show.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Okay, I get that, but like, just like the type
of fans that would seem to be like their core listener,
I just don't understand like they're into that.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I think that was a thing they used to do
at concerts in like the late nineties, like ninety eight,
and they stopped doing it for twenty years, and then
I think on this tour they just started doing that
song again that way, so I think it's like kind
of like an homage to but they're all like fifty now, which.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Is weird, really weird and disturbing.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That's what our live podcast is.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I don't know that was weird? What language were they thinking?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
German?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Who are they?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
That's Romstein?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh? Really yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
They fucking they're a good band. Sorry. The first thing
I show you there is their lead singer fucking their
keyboard is I can't believe you don't like that, Kate. Yeah,
it's it's meant to be. It's troubling, it's weird. But
they would do that in like the wholesome nineties, like
that period of the nineties where people were like things
(27:25):
are getting a little too out of hand, and then
they came out with that ship and it was just
like boy bands were popular and they were doing that
on stage. So they had that ones on Doujas, right,
that was huge. But people are coming to hear that
song not to see their keyboard is not to see their.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Lead singer like jizzing all over them.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It's pretty cool again. How to become a terrible person
live sometimes? Yeah, it's gonna be show that was in
twenty seventeen. Okay, yeah, but they bring it. They're fucking
cool band. I mentioned Ann hash head cocaine in her system?
Did I talk about that? What's uh? What's for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
What I have for lunch? So not that?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay? So no Chick fil a?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't really want chicken?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Okay, So what then?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Okay? Poker or talk about or like Mexican.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Sounds pretty Did you know that Jesse James's pregnant wife
filed for a divorce again, do you know who Jesse
James is?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
When't you married to Sheryl Crowe for a while? He's
like the motorcycle guy.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh, I was like, like the gangster guy. No, like
the old tiny gangster man.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
You know. I'm looking at TMZ and I don't know
how these people are. I think that's a problem.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's what I feel like when I need news now, I.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Need more like old guy representation.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Who is this person that you're fucking being like, Oh
my god, she's so amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
If Taters fans are allowed to sue Ticketmaster, I should
be able to sue TMZ for not having white guy representation.
And all of it's fucking Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks get
vaccinated for the seventh time.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Way to Go time, he just got boosted, and.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Then it's like a picture of him with his shirt
off from Castaway Way to Go Time, Like why did
I click this? So dinner? Babe?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I told you like Mexican or like a burger?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Okay, well what sounds better a Mexican or a burger? Sweetheart,
Let's talk it out. It's a podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
We gotta fill time, Okay, But I feel like you
should decide because you never pick. It's always up to me.
Everything's always on me.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
No, not true, It's very true. I'm true at all.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Grant. Come on, there have been very few times, and
I guarantee if you go back and listen to the podcast,
you will see that you don't help.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Well, then we're going to Arby's then, but you don't
want check in. Fuck, I don't care. I really don't care.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I don't care. You can just eat. Yeah, I don't
need to eat tonight. You're so dramatic. See, this is
what I deal with.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I'll just go to bed starving.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
It's like he has one fucking thing and that doesn't
work out, and he's like, I'm just eat.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I wake up tomorrow and I look like one of
those babies, the giant stomach.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Like you see all the bones in your arms, Like.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I didn't have Arby's last night. I'm just stopping around.
Yeah yeah, but no, I didn't think we finished it
the dream when you woke me up.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh yeah, no, because you interrupted me like you always.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, so you woke long And my excite of the
story is I was I was asleep.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I want to finish my side of the story.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
What's your side?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
No, I so I was playing Zelda. That's what we got.
We got caught up on Zelda anyway, soship. Yeah, it's
a good thing. I bought it for you, dick anyway.
So yeah, and then I came to bed, I don't know,
probably like an hour and a half, two hours later,
it was a while later. And then I'm just standing
(31:20):
like at the foot of the bed and I just
kind of like leaned down like towards Grant and he
woke up, like he woke up on his own, and
he's like what, babe, And I'm like, oh, nothing. You
just didn't say a night to me, that's all. And
then he got so mad.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yes I did, because you weren't sweet about it. You
were like mean about it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I was like, oh you didn't. I'm so connected to me,
and then you yelled at me I didn't you And
then yes you did. No I didn't. And then I
like went to the bathroom to pee or whatever, and
then I come out and you're still awake and you're
just fucking clucking at me. No, like, yes I did.
I did. Seek nteen baby feeling still on that, and
(32:06):
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, yeah, he's so annoyed.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
And then and then after you were like so mad
about it. Then I thought about it for a second.
I was like, oh, yeah he did, but you were
just still so mad. And I think you were so
mad at that point that you had like woken yourself
up to the point where you were so riled. You
can settle.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You falsely accused me of things.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
And then the next morning he told me that I
punched him in a sleep.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
No you you pinched me first.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Your first text said punch.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, no you? Uh you. So my side of the
story is I'm asleep. I've been asleep for like two hours,
which fucking is great. I'm just out and uh I
feel I'm having a dream about Scott the cat and
we're in a cave fighting and he bit me and
he bit my leg and it hurt, and I thought
(32:58):
Kate had her hands on my leg and pinched my leg.
So I woke up and saw her at the foot
of the bed, and I was like, what the fuck
because it hurt, And I thought you were mad after
you said that, and I was annoyed.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Because I pinched you awake.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I was like, why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Then you punched you awake whatever, and it.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Hurt and then your But your story has changed since
the incident, And what do you mean when I took you.
When I took your initial statement, you said you were
up by the side of me. And when you told
the story today, you said you were down at the
foot of the bed.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Okay, I did not pinch you. I was at the
foot of the bed, the side of the bed, whatever
the fuck you want to call it, because it is
still a side of the bed.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
No, that's the foot of the bed. You were at
the foot of the bed.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
You said, I maybe misspoke.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You said I was standing at your head. You said
you were up by my arms.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
No, I was standing at the foot of the bed,
and I leaned down towards you.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Kate's lying.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Kate's okay whatever. She didn't fucking pinch you. And I'm
pissed that you would accuse me of doing something.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I mean, it's just it's just like it's not I'm
not pissed.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
It's just really fucking mad at you.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
It's the law. Like you assaulted me.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
No I didn't. I would have to be really mad
at you to pinch you in your sleep.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I do to you all the time.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I'm sure you do, and I probably just I'm a
deep enough sleeper. I don't wake up from fucking everything.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
So annoying. It's like every night and get into bed,
I have Grant and he's like, I'm just like, go
to fucking bed.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I know you're trying to be nice, but like, go
to sleep. No, just stay asleep, don't wake up unless
somebody is in the apartment trying to murder us. Then
just yeah, I don't you baking up. Did we talk
about the time that I scared you awake? You like
(34:59):
tried to almost assault me. I mean jumped out at
the bed and I thought that I was going to
get attacked.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
You you just were. It was such a error. I
don't know why you do that. Like does somebody sleeping well, one,
you just have.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I didn't think it'd be that loud.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Literally, you have no concept of how loud you are.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
No, I guess they don't.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
You are the loudest person. And then you're like no,
and you'll I don't know how you don't notice it
because you'll be it'll be two in the morning, you'll
come in and go to sleep or whatever, and then
you'll have a full blown conversation with the cat like
at regular volume.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
It is not a regular volume if.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
You say like hi, yeah, no, it's just insane.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
That's not regular volume. And that's quiet.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Can't every every drawer, it's like sam shut and then
when you go into the bathroom, you see like put
it as hard as you can, boom, and then you're
in there talking to the cat. I'll just hear muffled
shut up for like an hour. It takes so long.
(36:10):
That's why I started sleeping on those headphones. And that's
been a game changer I've been. It's been a lot better.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Usually I'm just asleep because I listen to airplanes.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
You sleep with air or air pods in now because
I'm annoying, No, you're saying.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well no, because I do wake up after every little thing.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
And I've been trying this stuff where I'm trying to
enhance my brain by using sound while I sleep. It
is not working.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, it's definitely not in hand.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I was doing pink noise, which is just and I
switch back to airplane because airplane is nice. So this
has been a podcast today, really good one. Would you
say this is one of our best. Okay, no, yeah,
if you if you just subscribed this week.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And this is you can't keep saying that every week though,
then they're going to think that all the weeks are
bad because you liter say that like three out of
the four weeks. So you just need to stop.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I mean we're twenty okay, good bye. We can always grow,
we can always improve. What are we having for dinner? Kate?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
We haven't decided because you won't choose, and I've told
you four times now to choose.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Okay, mab it's a perfect song to send off the evening.
Thank you for listening to How to Become a Terrible
Person premium episode. Thank you for subscribing, right yeah, Kate,
do anything? Are we going to hit this post like?
We're going to keep talking until the lyrics starts so
I don't have to fucking do this in editing? Oh yeah,
(37:42):
classic radio shit.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
So I mean we got to finish up like real soon. Okay, Www,
do Terrible Person dot CEO, go there, subscribe all that?
Oh man, I thought the lyrics came in there, But
now that I'm thinking about it, we still have a
lot of time.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
You were the one fucking Russian things.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Well, I mean, I mean, do you have anything you
want to say about.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Oh my god, you ruin this
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Away away
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