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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm
gonna come, I'm gonna come.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Why are you gonna get this? Don't trust China. China
is as.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come, Come come,
I'm gonna come, Come, Come, Come, come come.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Burrito.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hello, what the fuck is up? How is everyone?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's It's day.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
We record this on Wednesdays. It drops on Fridays. Sorry, no,
it's fine. Www dot terrible person dot co o. Go there,
sign up for the premium. Also, we're on Patreon. You know,
pick your poison, whichever you prefer. It's it doesn't matter.
And also I've been posting premium previews on the regular

(00:58):
feet on Wednesdays, so you're getting an extra hour of
content that's behind a paywall. It's unlocked.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't really go through those episodes, so there may
be some shit that perhaps didn't age well. We started
doing that podcast, what and what do we figure out?
Three years ago? Four years ago?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I think it was like twenty twenty one, wasn't it Yeah,
or twenty twenty two. It was twenty twenty two. We
figured it out that that's when we started it.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
What the fuck, dude, why are the cats on one?
They haven't made a noise all day?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Because I bring out the best in them, because I
know exactly what you mean. Like, I stayed home from
work on Monday, the Curse of Saint Patti's. Yeah, and
so yeah, I stayed home and the cat was just
so annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, they just get obsessed when people are home.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
It's like, I'm just laying in bed, trying to relax
and enjoy my morning.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
And I had the weirdest neighbor interaction today. I walked
through the back gate, which is an emergency exit and
all the neighbors will use like a stick or a rock,
put it in between the door and the thing so
it doesn't shut behind you in lock.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, basically.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
And there was a woman sitting on the bench and
she had a bunch of bags and she was eating,
and she had her phone out and she was watching something.
And as I walked up, she goes, oh, yeah, now
I don't have to hop over the thing, thanks a lot.
And I was like, yeah, you don't have to jump
over any homeless people, And immediately she started the conversation,

(02:35):
but just stop, and she just sat there and looked
at me like, why are you talking to me? And
I'm like, bitch, you initiated this conversation because I said
this place. I said when did you How long have
you been here? And she said four years? And I

(02:55):
said this place has really gone down hell with the
homeless people, and she just was like yeah and then
looked back at her phone. I was like, all right, shit,
you ain't hot. Shit, you started this conversation with me
about the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, you know, unless she was just like saying it
out loud to herself not realizing or something.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, I don't know. Either way, that's absurd if she
said it loud enough for me to hear and then
but she literally gave me this look when I kept talking.
It's like whatever, man, fuck you.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Also, why was she just sitting there at the benches? Yeah,
I don't know, like if you live here, then fucking
go around.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah. It wasn't like she doesn't do what we do,
go out there and smoke at the little picnic tables.
She was just sitting on their phone. It was like,
watch your phone in your apartment or we have a
fucking pool sit by the pool.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
So what she was just like waiting for somebody to
hopefully walk through that gate again.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I don't know, I have no idea, but when I
came back, I just ran to the gas station. When
I came back, she wasn't there, but I was gonna
fucking big time he ass if she was. If she
just said anything to me, I was just gonna give
her that same look and just would not say anything
back and walk away and then close the gate behind me.
Take the little stick out, ha ha. So that happened

(04:18):
also in Neighborhood News. I saw a coyote in the
middle of the day where I was at Falcon Hill
by the hill Mountain Hill, Yeah, by the Mountain Hill,
and this all of a sudden, I see this dog
run out and I was sitting on a bench and
it was just walking towards me, and I was like,

(04:40):
oh no, I don't want to have to deal with
straight dog bullshit. That's such as every time it happens,
immediately I'm annoyed and stressed out that I have to
figure out where this dog belongs. It's my responsibility because
I'm friendly to animals. Animals love me, and they all run.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Up to me. Okay, moving on.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
So yeah, anyway, I saw this beautiful dog running up
towards me, and then my eyes focused in on it,
and I was I.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Thought, that beautiful dog.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's that's a rather wiry looking dog. And then it
started to get closer and closer, and it was just
trotting towards me, and I said to myself, oh damn,
that's a big old coyote coming right for me.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
And did it keep coming towards you?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
It did, and then it got it looked at me
and then walked like diagonally away from me. It didn't
want any of this, it said. It said, oh hell no,
I ain't. I ain't fucking with that. So yeah, I
was almost mauled by coyote. Guys.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
They're more scared of me clearly than you are.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
The coyotes during the day are and they're scary. Coyotes
at night you hear them howling and you're like, man,
that's they're raising hell somewhere together. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Kywoties at night are scary, especially when you hear them like,
get something, and then.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's just like screaming whatever, the whole.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Pack of mom and you're just like Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Or when you hear a coyote howl and then you're
walking and you realize it's near you, but you don't
see it. That's scary. Remember was were you with me
today that coyote was stalking.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
When it was like in the.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
In the n Yeah, and it was just following us
going the same direction. That was spooky.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I don't think it was like stalking us, So I
think it was just trying to go the same direction
we were.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
It was stalking me on it.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Didn't want to be near us, like stalking me.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
It was clearly the same coyote the other day. I
recognize it. He's obsessed with me. Sure, he's obsessed with me. Sure,
follows me on Instagram, sends me all kinds of messages,
and follows me to the park.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
We see like walking on this canal path behind our apartment.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
He knows where we live, He's triangulated where we live.
This is not a very good podcast today. I think
we need to attend podcast academy. Oh, I think I
think we need to go to podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Spend fifteen hundred dollars for both of us.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
It would be fifteen hundred dollars for both of us
to go. So some people that I followed, which I
have recently unfollowed after.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Seeing this, Grants Grants a little butt hurt. Yeah, he's
upset by this podcast academy.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
So basically this guy who used to do radio. I've
talked about him on the podcast before, but beeped out
at two lst.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
It makes it gives me the ick, as it should,
because it's like anybody taking like grossly taking advantage of
a group of people.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Like that should be seven hundred and fifty dollars. They're like,
we'll teach you how to build your podcast and monetize
it quickly.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
So you're thinking, oh, maybe this is like a two
day likesive hands, three day.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Seven hundred and fifty dollars, multiple.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Meals, seminarts, yeah, shit, or whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
You know, with with expert people, because it is seven
hundred and fifty dollars. Yeah, but no, it's it's just staff.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
For three hours.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, for three and a half four hours teaching you
essentially what you could learn in a YouTube video in
fifteen minutes. I'm assuming we'll teach you how to set
up your podcast. Go to spreaker dot com, Go to
Libsun dot com and fucking follow the directions.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Now, everybody who's listening to this owes me seven hundred
and fifty dollars because I basically and it's like, we're
gonna teach you how to book guests and how to
interview people, what they're like. No, Also, I mean there
is I've met I actually met another group of guys
who have been doing something similar in podcasting, and I said,
the whole predatory thing where people are real estate agents

(08:47):
or you know whatever and they're starting podcasts to promote
their business. I said that that's dumb money and it's
it makes me sad when I see people taking advantage
of that. And the guy who ran the other company said, yeah,
but that's like most of our business and we know
exactly what we're doing. I won't say who that is

(09:10):
because I kind of I like these people, but they
literally said, yeah, we know ninety nine point nine percent
of these podcasts that we're charging thousands of dollars aren't
going to get past episode three.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah. So yeah, so yeah, if you guys want to
sign up for the premium podcast at www Dot terribleperson
dot com, Kate and I might be able to afford
the podcast academy.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
I can think of so many other things I'd rather
spend fifteen.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, we will teach you how to be a successful podcast.
Crazy talk dude, It's like.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Where is your successful podcast?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Where are all your guys' successful podcast?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Can you give me an example?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I want to go. I literally I thought about mess
and being like, can I audit this class?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah? I just want to hear what you fucking have
to say about it.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
It'd be great to hear your perspective.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, well, as a podcast expert who spent his entire
career in traffic and weather, I'm gonna teach you how
to be also dude, fucking radio dinosaur dude. He's holding
on to whatever whatever.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
He can't Yeah, I feel like he now he's gonna
disconnect me, unconnect me.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Are connected. I'm connected to him too. His shit is
so dumb too. He's one of these guys that is
like a posts a photo on LinkedIn and he's like,
look at this shit I did twenty years ago? How
cool was I I'm still I feel.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Like his it must not come up for me because
I never see his shit. But I know that like
or I at least not anymore, maybe just because I
don't work in the industry anymore, so I don't see
that stuff as much come up on my thing, but yeah,
like I don't see any of it.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Honestly, dude. What I want is I want a terrible
person listener, an independently wealthy terrible person listener to go
so great, to go with a pay our way, go
with us, and then just disrupt the class get asked
to leave. That'd be so awesome, just.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Like constantly be asking like stupid fucking questions.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Every question I ask is so, how many successful podcasts
do you guys have? How many millions of do that?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Later?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, can you show me some examples of success you've
had personally in podcasting. We'll get to that, Okay, after lunch.
We'll get to it after lunch.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Sorry, guys, there is no afternoon session.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, afternoon sessions in case. I don't even want a
podcast right now. I don't want to talk about any
of this shit. I just want to watch Adolescents on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
That's such a show shows.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
You know. So for those of you who don't know,
here's the really brief elevator pitch. Thirteen year old boy
gets arrested for the murder of a fourteen year old girl,
fifteen year old girl whatever, And it's four episodes and
each episode is a wanner. So they literally shoot everything

(12:26):
in one shot, and it's not just a one shot,
one room type scenario. They're in a city and they're
it's fucking awesome, Like they drive him to the police
station and you're literally in the car for eight minutes
driving to the police station. Then the camera gets out.
But they do that all in one take. Yeah, and

(12:47):
it's for real one take, like there's no editing. And
they said, basically they shoot each day. I think they
did each one five times, yeah, and then they basically
just took the one that people screwed up the least.
But in every episode there's somebody screwing up and just improvising. Interesting,
isn't that cool?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I was just gonna ask, like how many times he
thought that they reshot it, but I.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Think it was five or six and then they just
take the one take that worked. But if you watch
the behind the scenes making of it is a sea
of people making and they're throwing the camp. People are
switching cameras, they have different operators in different areas. It's crazy.
I love that. I really enjoyed that show. We're in

(13:29):
episode three, Well, we.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Just finished episode two.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, that's why I said we're on episode three. We're
on episode four, kayleb shut what would do? He would
have finished episode three last night, because he's a winner.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
He would have finished the Yeah, episode four, he would
have finished the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
This is very low energy.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
I love it when you say that, and it gives
me more energy.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well, no, I mean it is. I was thinking about
the controversy with snow White, which we talked about ad
nauseam last week. Yeah, we spent a lot of time
in snow white.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
It's fine, Sorry, y'all.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
We spent a lot of time mostly on mostly on
little people last week, I think people and creature. But
you know how people were mad that snow white is
what hispanic?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Who knows?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I don't know Taiwanese.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I don't even want to say because I get it
wrong and then people will be mad.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Guys, we don't speculate on race here, No.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
We don't. We don't see color.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Just kidding, we do.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
We definitely fucking.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Knew we do, and we comment cannot.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, if you say you don't you lie If you.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Say you don't see color, You're fucking crazy. It's impossible
not to walk up to a black guy and be like, hey,
there's a black guy, you know what I mean? Yeah,
And there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
There's nothing wrong. It's just like you definitely know.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
It also sucks that you can't. You can't. Back in
the day, you used to be able to describe people
very easily, Like you'd have one black friend in your
group and you'd be describing, you know, something that happened
to someone who's not in the group, and you're like, oh, yeah,
Dave did this, Like which ones Dave? You go, well,
the black guy, They go, ah. Now you have to

(15:16):
be like, you know, the guy who always wears the
baseball hat and the cool yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Like that's how I feel too. Like can you say, oh,
like the Mexican guy, the Hispanic.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Guy, Yeah, I mean you can.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
I don't think Hispanic. What if they're latinques LATINX, yeah,
Like what do you think? Like you know what I mean? Like,
I'm just get so worried now, even like Asian I
feel like they get like offended because it's like you
can't pinpoint the exact fucking Asian country that they hail from.
It's like, I'm.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Sorry, hair, I'll describe.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Can you tell what state I was born in?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
I'm gonna I'm gonna describe a person. You tell me
what race they are. Okay, Okay, so Timberland boots black.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Or a construction worker.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Okay, it's we're playing guests who extra large Tasmanian devil
T shirt?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Okay, this could go either way. Okay, now it's either
a black lady or a white trash lad, a big
white trash lady.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Who lives in the trailer park.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
That's interesting you say that, Caitlin, because the person I'm
describing is Korean. Okay, so way to be racist.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I guess they do. They wear like the weird like
mummou things.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
What do you mean they who are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Asians?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Asians wear moomoos.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, university and an Asian in a mulu like.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
A giant oversized T shirt.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, that's it's like their house clothing that they wear. Sometimes.
I don't think all of them do, but some of them. Yeah,
they wear like these giant fucking moumos that are like
down to their angles and.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
It's men and women included.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
No girls. I don't know what the guys wear.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
That's bullshit.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Who cares about guys?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Do you have to take off your shoes before entering
a house in Korea? Is that the same thing as
like Japan?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, no, But what I was going to say about
the whole race thing is, you know how we had
There's there's this guy who was like, hey, man, my
auntie had a diportion in.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
He's also like, oh, snow white man, why can't Why
can't it be snow Mexican? Right?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Or snow black snow Vietnamese? And the Seven Creatures.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
They already have an Asian princess Mulan. Yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
I never saw Mulan what they're talking dragon in? There
is any Murphy in that talking? That's a dragon? Who's
a dragon that's talking?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I don't know a long time since I've seen it.
Can't watch Mulan talking dragon Moulan.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
You said it's your favorite? Or am I thinking? Am
I thinking of the Emperor's New Groove that has the
talking dragon.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
That has like a talking something creature thing.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I'm not up on children's cinema you know, I'm just
too focused on.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
The podcast is like Mulan like not is like Mulan
not PC anymore?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
How would it not be PC?

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Do you ever see anything Mulan? Yeah, where I feel
like they never include her in anything. Sure and Pocahontas
like never get including I.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Feel like this isn't Mulana Disney princess technically.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, but they but it never gets included in any
of like the sets. It'll be like your sex Bell,
Cinderella Bell, Sex White, Sleeping Beauty, but never Mulan.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
I think maybe it's because you don't even have like.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
The princess and the frog and fucking Mowana now well.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, but if you think about all the other princesses
you mentioned, they all have a princess a moment, like
they're mostly in ball gowns. I think Mulan's more like
Tomboy and she's like princess's like Xina. Yeah. Do you
think Asian people like Mulan more than they like the

(19:25):
other Disney No, I.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Feel like they. I don't know, do they even like
have Mulan in Asia or was that like a made
for America could be because they're like, oh we can't
we can't release this, oh ya, Asia, because they're gonna
be fucking pissed, Like the.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
People's Republic of China would be annoyed because they don't
want females to get any ideas.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Do they still where they'd be like you you show
the Great Wall in your movie, like you owe us
billion year?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
It's like drawing. It's like drawing Muhammed mulan Is. You're
not allowed to do it in Asia. It's just not okay.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, Like how Amish people like don't put faces on
the dolls?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Because like they also don't look in mirrors.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Amish people don't look in mirrors. Do they have Do
we know that they have reflections?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I'm sure that they've seen their reflection.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Like like, how do we know?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
But how do I do windows and stuff like that?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
How do we know that Amish people aren't vampires? What
do we have any proof?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
I guess not.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
They don't like mirrors. They also don't eat garlic. They're like, yeah,
I was taking out of this homage guy's house and
he went to bed and he got into a coffin.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
That he made it himself.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, him and his bearded peers. Well crafted Amish people
are interesting.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, but yeah, that's why that little weird doll that
my mom used to have that I fucking hate it
and I would always make fun of and like do
make a do weird ship? Yeah, it didn't have a
face because it's Amish.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
How does how do the Amish people do they when
there's like a birth in the Amish community? Do they
still have to register as you would because they're not
doing hospital berths? Right? So do they still have Social
Security numbers? And shit?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
I'm pretty sure, like I mean, because you would still
have like a birth certificate, I'm assuming.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
But if they're I don't know what. I don't really
know what the Amish folks are raging against so much.
I just know they don't do electricity in cars and
ship But wouldn't part of like federal.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Do you think like electric cars just like blow their minds.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, it's like the ultimate Satan's vehicle Hell literal Hell
on wheels is the electric vehicle? No, But what I'm
saying is do you think they have to.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Do?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
We know, are all the Amish people that are in
Existin's accounted for or most? Do they follow the same
rules like paying social security that sort of thing. I know,
if they get if they do work, obviously they have
to have a Social Security number to get paid. I'm
pretty sure unless they're independent, well, even if they're an independents.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Not like they're just like undocumented births. I don't know
within the country. Like I don't think that. I don't.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
I don't think so, because I also know that human
trafficking is a big thing in the Amish community. Do
you know that.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
I had no idea it's huge.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
They be slanging people.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Explain this more.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
What do you mean how like kids go missing in
the Amish community, like lots and lots of.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Kids, So like the the family and other people of
the Amish community are like in on it.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, I mean there's like a kingpin obviously.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
So it's like from the inside. It's not like they
just happen to be Amish and then they go missing.
In sect trafficking by somebody else.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Let's see here, it's internal. Let's see if I can
find an article quickly the crime experience of the Amish.
These are all really long winded articles. Yeah, human trafficking
in rural Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I wonder if that's Remember when I was like there
during COVID for a while. And I told you how
when we went to like the Amish country, there were
like all these signs up everywhere for those girl that
went missing. Yeah, I wonder if that's what happened to her.
I mean, I'm pretty sure they found her then like
murdered a while.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
I don't mean to be smirched the Amish folk by,
you know, claiming that they're human traffickers, but I've heard
that a lot, so I don't. But I haven't actually
seen any empirical evidence that points me in that direction.
So if you're Amish and you're listening to this sorry,
and also you're going to hell for listening to this podcast.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah when you're electric advice of whatever sort. But yeah,
I don't that's scary. I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Did you see Kanye is looking for volunteers for a
new video project.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
You should volunteer.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Well, there's a problem because he has a specific thing
he asked for what you need to be a black man?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Oh, you're out.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
But you also what he said was I believe this
is a quote. You need to be as dark, if
not darker than Diddy, is what he said. And you
have to be willing to shave your head and stand
in these lines and do a dance and wear a
swastika T shirt and he needs like five hundred dudes.

(24:45):
So Kanye is up to something. Did you see he
also has a double diamond encrusted swastika now necklace. It's
like this big and it's got it's entrusted with diamonds
on both sides. And he he made a statement like,
you can't encrust just one side of your swastka, you
gotta do both.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
It is why.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
And he's in pictures with his new teeth, you know,
his pointed teeth. He's got like fucking sharp, scary teeth,
and he's smiling with this fucking shiny spastkats. It's crazy.
But yeah, I don't think we're gonna get cast for
that project.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
What do you think happened?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
One of two things? I think this is either a
classic Kanye West troll or I think Kanye has heard
and experience things that have led him to this belief.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Or do you think he's been compromised and they're doing
this to like make him look less credible.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Or well I do think well, I mean he obviously
well he was he was compromised because think about it,
they froze his bank accounts. And I'm saying they meaning
like the man. I'm not saying, you know, anything specific here,
but he had his bank accounts frozen when he came
out and started saying all this shit about Jewish folks.
The Zadiya's deal was ruined. But I think Kanye has

(26:10):
been compromised since he entered the Kardashian circle because I
think that's a circle of hell Dante Allegory style. What's
his name, Dante Ala?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I have no idea the.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Guy who wrote Dante's Inferno. We watched the whole thing
about it. It's pretty cool, Kate said through it.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
I don't know the guy's name who wrote it.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
I think it's something like Ala something anyway, not important,
But yeah, Kanye's compromised. For sure, he's an asset, but no,
I think I think it might be a troll, you know.
But then again, he also he also did you know
he was like hardcore in the Christian ship for a

(26:56):
long time, so Lodge, you go so far in that
and I think you get to a point where you're like, well,
who isn't on our team?

Speaker 3 (27:06):
The Jews?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
The Jewish folks who don't believe in Jesus, right, I
just feel.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Like, why go after them so hard? There's other groups
that you could probably go after more.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, I mean, now, if you're in the conspiracy world,
there is a lot of information about Israel and such
that is fascinating in the macade. But I think that
all might be a si op. Anyway, I don't know
if we really have any problem. I don't even know
if Israel's real.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
I've been there, it's real simulation.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
How'd you get there? Do you remember getting there?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah? I remember getting there on a bus.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
How would you get how'd you get on the bus?
You don't remember exactly.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I walked onto the bus and got on it and
sat down. Well, I mean, I don't know. I feel
like people are just like shitting on Israel right now.
I don't really understand why.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Here's the thing, eight, I don't care. This is politics, dog,
we're getting into it.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
We're we're all current on our world affairs.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
You can learn how to do this and much more
at the Podcast Academy. Sign up for seven hundred and
fifty dollars for a four hour class and learn how
to do this oh, I had my I had my
AI assistant on this whole time. I'm gonna end the
recording and I'm gonna see what the analysis is of
the podcast. What if it's just like this sucks?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Why are you wasting time doing this fucking bullshit?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Okay, the recording's in, I'm gonna analyze it. It's thirty
one minutes, so we'll do this neighborhood experience. Here goes
neighbor interaction, an unusual encounter with a neighbor who initiated
a conversation but then seemed uninterested. That coyote was spotted
during the day at Falcon Hill, initially mistaken first rate dog.

(28:56):
Coyotes are generally more active and vocal at night, which
can be intimid We did discuss that discussion on the
controversy surrounding casting of Snow White, focusing on racial representation.
Sounds like us.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Participants expressed discomfort with racial speculation and emphasize the importance
of acknowledging race without prejudice. Damn dude, we did do that.
We sound so I knows what's up.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
We're so nice as We.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Also had concerns about how racial descriptors are used in
conversation today compared to the past. Well, guys, this has
just changed everything. That's changed my whole life. Action items
consider auditing the podcast Academy class to evaluate its content
and value. Another action item explore alternative ways to promote
the podcast without relying on expensive courses. Sick nice, Well

(29:55):
all right, so I think we're safe to move on
to the premium now.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Pretty good? Yeah, you know, nothing's cool. I like it.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I like it a lot.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
We also made a grocery store list the other day
and it was it was great.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, and chicken pop, yeah, we did. We recorded with
this a I think so I bought this. It's basically,
just to summarize, it's a it's a little wearable. Uh,
looks like a something on your pal It looks like
a suppository though. This is like a perfect little oval.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
It looks like one of those old Bluetooth devices.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, kinda, And you wear it and then it transcribes
everything you say, denotes who's speaking, and then extrapolates things
out of it and you can make it into all
kinds of documents instantly. It's fucking amazing. But yeah, we
recorded a conversation and Kate was giving o.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Grandma was like, I'm trying it's on my hat to
see how it sounds.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
And it was like speaker figuring out if device looks
good on hat. And then Kate was feeding s got
a chicken lollipop.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
It's like a freeze ride chicken that's shaped into a heart,
and he.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Was making a mess and the the AI was like,
apparently there is an animal in the room.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
It was like, Caitlyn is partaking in inactivity.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Partaking inactivity with an animal.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
With the cat and Chicken Pop.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
With the cat and Chicken Pop. The cat has been
referred to as Scott Scooty little little baby, little baby lawnmower,
and Chicken Pop is also there.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Chicken Pop is the first thing.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, dude, Chicken Pop was here anyway, all right, www,
dot terribleperson, dot co go they're sign up for the
premium episodes or go over to Patreon whatever. Check on Wednesdays.
We're gonna be dropping basically like another hour long episode
that's old premium episodes that were unlocking based on new subscribers.
So the more people subscribe, the less we have to

(32:03):
worry about, uh, you know, protecting that content because more
people are hearing it anyway, so fuck it. We're just
gonna unlock it, you know, right, So we'll treat. So
keep signing up. We appreciate you guys, and we'll see
you next week.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Bye.
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