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how are you? I'm happy? Thanksgiving? We missed Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I know, sorry, Sorry everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I didn't really feel like talking. Last week. We were busy,
We were very busy. We had, you know, we had
a bunch of shit going on. We're gonna talk about
some of it. Some of it we're not going to
talk about. But uh nine one zero five five seven
two eight seven one, there's shit. Did you see all
this Balenciaga shit that's been happening with.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
All the little kids?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Man, I think didn't we talk about this last time?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well? Did you know there's more? Did you see the Uh?
I thought? I mean, did we talk about this on
the podcast? Or was this a personal conversation?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I can't remember. They all blend together.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We had a personal conversation.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay, then yeah, then no, we didn't talk about this.
We may have we had a personal conversation about it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Let's see, we're going to talk about Thanksgiving. We're going
to talk about I have all kinds of shit Twitter.
I don't know if we're going to get into it,
some stuff about actors. We watched it, we watched Wednesday, right.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I really liked it. I thought it was very well done.
So anyway, we're going to get into it right now.
And grants are not medical or mental health professionals. How
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(02:26):
How to Become a Terrible Person? The only podcast on
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My name is Grant. I'm joined by my beautiful girlfriend
Kate as always, Hello Kate. Hello, some hot stuff, sweetheart.
I've been a real piece of shit lately, you have. Yeah,
I felt like a loser like the last like two weeks.
(02:47):
I don't know. I think it's just time for like
some serious life changes, you know, I'm at that point.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, Well, just like.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I feel like I could be doing so much better.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I feel that way often.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, And I don't know. I'm just I think I'm
in a it's like a slump, the end of the
year slump. I'm just like, man, I don't know. I
felt like a real loser today, like all day. And
I've been pretty productive. I'm back at word killing it.
I'm writing stuff. But I don't know, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, maybe you're just not happy there anymore?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, no, I mean, I just feel like like and
then I came home. I was just like, I'm a loser.
I was thinking about it at work and I was
just like, what the fuck? What's wrong with me? I
need to start taking pills. I need to start taking
whatever Aaron Carter was on. I want I want to
get on that. No, just huffingsoline in my bathtub?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Is that what he was doing?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Do they ever say, like, I don't know if there
was a death, I don't think they've ever released it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
They probably.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Carter cause of death. Do you think he was murdered?
I mean, I still know you don't, Okay, No, I
think he was on drug. Aaron Carter's ashes to be
spread with the ceased sister. Cool. Yeah, but there's no
cause of death here, which is weird.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, it must be the family doesn't want anyone to know.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Speaking of cause of death, did you see I mean
I showed it to you, but Jason David Frank I
think it was his name. Yeah, Jason Tommy from the
Power Rangers killed himself.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh yeah, you did tell me about that.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Did I ever tell you about my experience with Tommy
from Power Rangers?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You met him?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, I was at I used to be a huge
Power Rangers fan. I was a P one Power Rangers fan.
P one.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
People don't know what P one is.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's fine, they don't need to know. But I fucking
was all about it. I was a little kid that
just loved that shit. And when I was doing a
podcast with Joey, we hosted comic Con in Phoenix, Phoenix
Comic Con, and one of the conditions we had for
doing NIX Comic Con was we need to interview Jason
(05:01):
David Frank, the Green Ranger, because I had so many questions,
you know, as a thirty year old man.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Has for I thought he was the Red Ranger.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No great Red Ranger also is dead. Hold on, what's
his There's Jason David Yeah, Jason David Frank is the
Red Guy. There's a couple. There's a character named Jason
on Power Rangers who is the Red Ranger. Okay, and
then this guy's name is Jason, but he played Tommy.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Anyway, so we were supposed to do this interview with
Tommy and we did all this bullshit for comic Con
Phoenix Comic Con, which was a fucking joke joke. The
organizers like had nothing. They like treated us so poorly.
I hope they're hearing this because it was a really
bad experience. But what happened the year we were we
were there was there was supposed to be an interview
(05:48):
with Jason David Frank at like I don't know, three o'clock,
and there was a guy who brought a gun, a
couple of guns to comic Con and they had the
lockdown the whole comic con. We got up into this
room in the back.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's like full lock locked down.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, and they were like, you guys aren't allowed to
tweet about this. We don't want this publicize. It's like,
fuck you, guys. I was like I almost got on
you know, Instagram line and was like active shooter at
the comic gun, but I didn't. Are you bored, Kate?
Kate's yanning already?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, I'm not bored. Oh my god, I've been working
all day.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's okay, babe, you're tired. Yeah, what sounds good for dinner?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't know yet. Okay, I asked you that earlier
and you didn't answer me.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So Green Ranger, So I was supposed to meet him
and interview him, and that leads me to my next
Like I feel like I'm the Green Ranger because I've
been using the netty pot lately, and you know, post COVID,
I'm just pulling out like the craziest shit. It's like
blood clots just coming out of my head. It's pretty cool.
(06:56):
Maybe I'm just dying. Maybe that's why I feel bad.
Maybe that's why I feel like a loser. Bloody, So
there was at first there was like Kate dried bloody
stuff I think from when I was sick that was
just impacted up there and it just went like fell
into the sink. It was crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Maybe your nose is really dry on the inside.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I've been trying to moisturize a little bit. I've been
using like all.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
The stuff that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I've been put cocoa butter just top each.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I've never used a nutty pot.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's pretty nice. Can we talk about Jersey Mikes where
we had on Jersey Mikes now we had an incident, Kate.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I mean, I just don't understand how something like that happened.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
So we ordered Jersey Mikes online and we eat their bunch.
So I don't know, Like we've never really had like
any major issues with them.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
We're p ones Mikes. God up of such a cool
radio guy anyway, So we're pee ones at Jersey Mikes,
and we eat there a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Let me talk.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I know, I'm just trying to help you get to
the meat of it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And I order.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I usually get like one of two things. It's either
a belt or a Philly cheese steak. And that night
I got a belt, and I got it with cheese,
and then I got it just like Mike's way. So
really the only modifications to the sandwich where I added cheese,
the which they charge you like a dollar fifty for, right,
(08:32):
So yeah, I mean I'm paying for that extra. And
then Mike's way, which I mean they should know that
because that's like their signature way of doing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Before you continue. Mike's way, in my experience, is just
like whatever. It's tomato, vinegar, oil, salt, and pepper. And
then literally the guy takes like two handfuls of lettuce
and just grows fuh on the sandwich. I mean, there's
way too much fucking lettuce a Jersey Mikes. Yeah, I
need to realize it. So you get we we ordered
(09:02):
the sandwich, I go pick it up. I come home
and we had put up the Christmas tree. I had
decorated the apartment. Yeah okay, oh yeah, but we'll write
that down. Kate and I got into a fight. What
Christmas fight.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
We didn't get into a Christmas fight.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Christmas spat. So I pick it up, and you know whatever,
We're like just excited to eat. I think we were
both a little hungry at that point, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Because we hadn't really eaten like a full meal that
day at all.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Did we go to the zoo that day? No, that
was the day before.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, okay, so like the only thing I'd eaten that day,
I had a thing of coffee, like Grant got me
coffee on the way home from work, and I eat
a bowl of cereal.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, I didn't eat anything.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
So we were both kind of I was hungry, and.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And so I come home with the sandwiches and Kate.
I opened mine up and I'm like, fuck, yeah, this
is exactly what I wanted, Philly cheese, steak, whatever. And
then Kate opens her and she gets a fucking blt
with all the shit and there's no bacon.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, literally no bacon.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
There's one type of meat on my sandwich, which is bacon,
and they forgot to fucking put it on there. So
my sandwich is literally just cheese, lettuce, tomato, and a
bunch of fucking vinegar.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, and oil and may Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm like.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
And then Grant was like, do you want me to
go get go back? And I'm like, well, I mean,
I'm not gonna eat this.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Because who no, kegoes I'll eat it. I guess I'll
just eat it without the bacon.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, I didn't say that. I said I'm not going
to eat it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh I thought you did.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No, I literally said I'm not going to eat it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So I started calling. I immediately get on Google and
just I'm like, I'm gonna hammer these motherfuckers. I was.
I was pissed. I was seriously annoyed, which is the
really trivial thing to be that mad about. But I
called and it would just go to sorry your call,
or it would be like, no one is here to
answer your call. And I did that like four times,
(11:02):
and then on my way, I'm holding the sandwich because
I grabbed the sandwich and you were like, what did
you say?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Away?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
He said, do you want to do something? And I
was like, I don't know. This isn't gonna end, This
isn't gonna end.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well, oh yeah. I asked if you wanted me to.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Come with oh yeah, and I was like, no, this
is gonna be this is gonna be rough. So I am.
I'm pretty much all the way there and I call
and somebody actually answers and I go, hey, man, I
just wanted to let you know. I just got a
BLT without bacon on it, like something. The bacon was
left off. And he was like, oh my god, oh
(11:39):
I made that sandwich. Actually, I'm so sorry. Blah blah
blah blah blah. He was just like a dumb kid.
And he was like, so, can you bring the sandwich
back and I'll put bacon on it and cut it
for you. Because he didn't. It was funny. He said
I didn't cut it. I was like, you know, every sandwich.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
No, he cut it. He just didn't put bacon on it.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh, so he'd sayed he cut it with the bacon
on it, like you put the bacon on and cut it.
I see what he's saying, like cut the bacon. But
I go, no, dude, I don't want I'm not going
to bring my sandwich back which has been in my
hand in my car for the last and it was
unwrapped basically because I was planning an attack.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Oh my god, if it went sideways, I was gonna
fucking throw it in the face.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, just like cover the door. Just fucking.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Had a Jersey mics ever, like Grand's face and every
Jersey mics across the country like don't let him eat here.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, and then he goes, Okay, so that's a blt
MIC's way with it, and I was like, dude, I
don't fucking know what the order is. It's my girlfriend. Yeah,
it's like you just had the sure you have a
receipt and he's like, oh, yeah, you're right. And then
I go in there.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
And they go it's like we placed it online, Like
you can look it up in your computer, dude.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
And then the guy was like immediately as soon as
I watched, and he was like, I'm so sorry. So
I didn't hammer his ass. I wanted to, but it's
just there's sandwiches are too good.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, it's just irritating because it's like you you drive
over there, go pick it up, drive back home in
your car. Then you get home only to realize it's
fucked up, and then you have to drive back to
the restaurant for them to fix it, and then it's
just like, oh, I'm so sorry, and it's like yeah, okay,
but that still doesn't fucking give me back the twenty
(13:23):
five minutes of my time I just wasted.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It doesn't fix my goddamn sandwich. Kate. So I when
speaking of what this is perfect because it's right on topic.
I have a beef, I think with a group of people.
I probably shouldn't have a beef with two firefighters and paramedics.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But you loved firefighters, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I love firefighters. This is why I mean clearly I'm
conflicted here. So I love firefighters, but if they're going
to be out in public, they got to find better
places to park their fucking trucks than ambulances. Where was it, dude?
I mean you saw it's right in front of Jersey Mics.
It's in front of a a big blind curb anyway.
Oh yeah, so the fire truck just pulls up and
(14:06):
just parks right there. So you have not you have
no idea who's coming around the turn m and so
I got out and I slashed their tires in the
fire truck while they were getting their sandwich. I said,
fuck you firefighters.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
They were just hungry. Grant, geez, they.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Need to learn it, like but also too, I get
it they can't.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Like I have a beef with like pretty much all
fast food places. And I've said this before and I'm
gonna say it again. It's like when you go Last week,
we went out to Boca Takeria.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Boka Laka Tierra.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh my god, Grant met me for lunch because he
was off work that day and I had to work.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
So I was like, hey, you should come meet me
for lunch.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So I was like, baby for you.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
So he met me for lunch, and since I asked
him to go to lunch with me, I was like,
I'll pay, which was bullshit.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I was.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I got this.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I was kind of annoyed because I was like, I'm
gonna pay for lunch.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I'm not annoyed.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm going to prove my word to my girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
We're fine with it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm a loser.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
And so I paid for lunch and then I go like,
I put my card in and then it goes to like,
you know, so you can tip or whatever? Mind you
this place is a place where you go up to
a counter and order your food, then somebody brings it
to you, but you have to grab like a little
table number and shit like that. And the only options
on there after you put your card into tip were fifteen,
(15:27):
twenty or twenty five percent.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Bullshit. There was no custom tip option.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
No, there wasn't a customer. I mean maybe there was,
but it was like really small and.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Not very Did you hit them with the no tip?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I did, like fifteen percent, But I'm just like, what
the fuck? I'm like, what happened to ten percent? Like
starting at ten percent for restaurants, It's like now restaurants
start at fifteen percent? And what the fuck is up
with like these fast casual places wanting me to tip
them twenty five percent?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Dude? Are you hitting?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's a conspiracy out of your way to the top.
The Clintons are behind that.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna fucking tip twenty five
percent literally a quarter of my bill at a fucking
taco place where I go up to a counter and
nobody fucking serves me.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I don't have a goddamn menu.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well, and it's like, also, too, what are you tipping
for because like the silver there was no silverware.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Like, yeah, I get up and get my own salsa,
I get my own drink, I get my own napkins silverware.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Like what the fuck open air salsa?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
You literally brought me my fucking four chimney trongo on
a plate with some caso.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Ooh okay, so why am I paying so much?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But like, honestly, what the fuck is up with fast
food restaurants wanting you to tip between fifteen and twenty
five percent?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Apparently to ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Where do I tip? That's funny? Go to the place
where that you can't to Is there a place on
here for tip? And they'll be like no, do you
guys have.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
A tip job?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Girats shit?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
But yeah, it's just that's irritating me because it's like
with inflation as much as it is already, it's like, no,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
On the topic of food beefs this, it seems like
we're pretty heavy on the food stuff. But I think
we're just getting it all out of the way. I'm tough.
But dude, fuck naters dot com.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh, because they never have bread balls.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Dude, you advertise no here the later you heard the
phone call, very passionate. No, you heard the phone call.
Remember the phone call? No, that's all I thought about.
Since I phone call, I called Naters to ask if
they had soup.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I go, no, I said, we don't have any soup today.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, I go, hey, I I didn't see soup on
the website. Can I order? Can I order soup and
bread bulls here? You know, on the phone? And uh,
you know, carry it out And she goes, uh, well,
you're gonna have to pay ahead of time. Like I like,
it was a big deal for me to be like, oh,
(18:01):
like that would be the deal riker.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh, oh, well, never mind at all.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
But I go and I literally gave her the most
attitude I could. I go, uh, yeah, that's fine. Then
I go She's like, well, what can I get you?
And I go, can I get a broccoli cheddar bread bowl?
And she's like, we don't have any more of that
soup or bread balls? And that was like the tenth
time we've tried to have fucking kneaters.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, I think it is weird. Lately We've been trying
to order kneaters and they literally every time we go online,
they never have bread balls, but they have pictures of
bread like soup and bread bulls all over their website,
and I'm just like, what the fuck? And every time
you go and try to order, you put a bread
bowl in your cart because you have to order the
bowl from the soup, which is dumb. Then they're like, oh, sorry,
(18:51):
we can't check select a later time for your order
or whatever because they don't have any bread bowls or
soup or whatever they're out of at the moment.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
On the complaining kick, I had to call Blue Cross
Blue Shield for like a two minute literally a phone
call that took Hey, what's your information? Okay, what do
you need? And I said it and they were like, great,
it's done. That's how long the whole thing took, right,
But I was on hold for forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And but it's funny because when I hit the wrong
button at first, it took me to like a sales department.
They answered immediately, but as soon as I said, you know,
I want to cancel this, They're like, oh, okay, and
then you have to like wait and wait and wait.
Is that like a tactic?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I think so?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Or they just have way more I mean, like with
any company. Especially right now, they probably have way more
sales people trying to get business then they do people
actually doing like the back end, behind the scenes stuff
to like actually help the business function, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
We went to the zoo. Yeah, we went to the
Phoenix Zoo. I thought it was a really nice time.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, it was cool. It was cool because like the
only times I've ever been to the zoo for Christmas
light ship.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, I'm not a typical was the zoo really and
it was.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I lived right down the street from it, never went,
but uh, it's fun. It's kind of scary. Like when
we were in front of the rhinos. Scary, I don't know,
because you saw them. I mean the rhino literally came
up and looked at us like out of the side
of his.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
He was like me and then he like started and
I was like, fuck, we're gonna die in the zoo.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And and there's this like old couple next to us,
and like the old lady was like, oh, he's getting
playful now, Oh he's gonna play killing machine.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
No, but there's part of me, like in a lot
of those exhibits, I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
He looks very agitated.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
How do the animals just stay in like that rhino?
I could, theoretically, I think, get up and over where
we were right. I don't think you'd have to be
pretty juiced up, like he's too fat. Oh you don't
think he could like charge, not like limber enough.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I mean you think he would break through like the
steel pole like fence things.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I was thinking he'd like jump, like pull himself up.
I guess they don't really have upper bodies.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
And then Grant was like, how did the cheetahs stay
And I'm like, well, I'm pretty sure they don't swim?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Is that what it is? Cheat?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Because they have like a moat basically in front of
there's like a fence moat, and then like grass area
where like the cheetahs hang out. I don't and I
think they don't cross the moat because they don't swim.
But that's why they're not like worried about them.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I mean, do we believe in evolution in this apartment?
Because the second I mean, that's gonna be a real
bad idea. This second one of them is just like,
oh shit, all you do is paddle.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Come here, guys, it's funny though, yeah, because all the
other cats they're in like full cages, you know, and
the cheetahs are just like they have like a three
foot little fence.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Do lions and tigers swim they have to?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, pretty sure they do. But remember the monkey who
mean mug dust too?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Was that a big monkey or a little mom a
little monkey just looks he hops up to come see us, Yeah,
and then he gives.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Us and then he scrunches the space up like.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, then I took I was taking pictures of the
stupid people that were like holding their babies up against
the glass. Dumb, dumb that I'm taking pictures. Are dumb that.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
They know, dumb that they were doing that.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Man, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It bothered me for whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
That's why I was like, one, it's it's like you're
taunting the monkey.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Not like fair of the monkey because it's like, yeah,
they're behind the glass, and it's like, I don't know, God,
do you know your baby's probably like the baby's obviously
too young.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
They don't know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Do you know how satisfying it would be if one
those rangutans just rangutans broke the glass and then just
grab that baby by its feet and just was like wow,
just slamming it against like the the other glass.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Well that's what you get waving in front of him.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, I mean that's part of the implied danger of
coming to the zoo. I'm trying, were there anything, what
was what was like the least impressive the animals at
the zoo? Probably like the deer. There's a couple of
deer there. You're just like cool, they were so cute though,
But I guess if you're well, I mean, if you're
from Indiana, you see deer a lot. You's in midwest Pennsylvania,
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you see deer just wandering around every day.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, but not like ones like that with like.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
The weird fluffy tails and.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Stuff and the little tiny horn.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, what's the least impressive animal? What's the animal that
doesn't belong at the zoo? Do you think, like just
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I think I've always thought that it's weird that they
have the petting zoo at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I mean, I guess it makes sense, But at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I'm just like, that's those are farm animals.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, it's like Why why do you have like goats
and fucking chickens and cows and horses.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
With like actual predatory.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Dreads and fucking lions.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Like prairie dogs are the ship?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, they were cute.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
How do those motherfuckers? And like what we were talking about,
there was a vulture literally just like sitting over the
prairie in the same enclosure, and I was like.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I kept saying to ground, I'm like, how are they
not concerned by this? They're not concerned that, you know,
one of.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Their older freaking period dogs is gonna you know, die.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
And then the vulture is just gonna Yeah. I mean
you saw the enclosure they were in too, It's like,
how did they not climb out of that?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah? The vulture was literally like on a tree branch
that was on a tree inside of the prairie dog exhibit.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Can we talk about Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What did you What did you think? So we watched,
watched and finished. Would you like about it?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I don't know. I just thought her humors hilarious.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
You know, I think Adam's Family it's like an underrated property.
I feel like because Adam the Adam's Family movies in
the nineties.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Were great I've never seen them.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh really, you'd like them a lot. They're dark, they're
just like kind of silly, but they're I don't know,
they're good. Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future Doc,
he's he's Uncle Fester and he's wild and he's a
wild boy. But yeah, So did you see anything else
you liked? This week? We watched a couple of Christmas movies.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You watched Christmas View?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Oh, we did watch. We have. We talked about falling
Falling for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't know if we have.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I feel like we did, but it's still it's still recommended.
You would say, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Still like it. I think that one was the better
of the two.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Christmas we watched. We watched the Freddy in his junior movie, Yeah,
Christmas with You, which I told you. Freddy Prince only
has two faces he can make now because of all
the injectables and things in his like whatever under his skin.
He has like a surprise, concerned face, and then he
has this.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Like smile, like the squinty eyes smile.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
He does two faces the whole movie, and they work
for all emotions, like if he's if he's upset, he
just uses the smiling face, and it just has because
of the context. You're just like, oh, he's very sad,
he's about to cry. Dis whats that movie is about?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
What, like a pop star falling in love with a like.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
A j load, Right, that's kind of what they were implying.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Basically, Yeah, she's like a j LO.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
It was all like, yeah, Shakira, is that the best
scure song?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Whoa, what's your what's your favorite Shakira song?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I'm just kidding that's probably.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, hips Don't Lie? How is she that famous?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I mean, Hips Don't Lie is a good song though.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But what's what's her other song? What did other songs
to do Shakira?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I don't know the one song? Y, Yeah, I forgot
about that one.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's a good one. That's a really good one.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
What a weird song for her? Like all of her
other music is like doune Gut and that's just.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Like, yeah, that's such a good song. It's a cute song.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
So I used to be obsessed with Jayalen and Shakiro
when I was in the fourth grade.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
So there's pop star in this movie. What's it called
Christmas for You?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Christmas with You?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Okay? Yeah, so she's like, I need to I need
to write a Christmas song.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, and she's like oh, and then he's already started
working on one because he's like a high school.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Music and the conversations that they she has with their
record label is like, we're gonna drop you from our
roster if you don't write the greatest Christmas song of
all time. Yeah, what a dumb promise. So anyways, it
was cute. It was cute, but then she she goes
to meet a fan because she's uninspired, and then it
(28:11):
turns out it's Freddy Prince Junior's daughter and he's a
music teacher and he has.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
This just tell them the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm setting it up in.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Case anybody you know wants to watch her.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Babe.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
WHOA Well, I mean, you're literally you are literally like
one of those trailers for a scary movie that just
gave away all the scary parts in the movie.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Kate, You're the fun You're literally the fun Police. Kate
just is like, hey, you're having a good time talking
about a movie. Stop so we'll move on to Okay,
so watch that movie. It was cute, but also also.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Watch Falling for Christmas because Lindsay Lohan is back, and
I really like it.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Is she still with Wilder Valorama?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
No, she's married to some dude.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
He's like, isn't he like from Dubai? He's like a sultan.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, I'm not exactly sure. He's from somewhere. She goes
to a bunch of like crazy places.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Remember that video of her dancing on stage? Do you
remember that they went viral where she's like clapping.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Oh yeah, and she's like really off the heat and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Everybody else is doing like cool like these moves and
she's just like up there like yeah. So I read
something interesting. I don't want to get your opinion on it.
What and this I don't know. We might we might
carry over some stuff into the premium episode.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Get to it.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
So I read this thing from this guy, probably written
in like the seventies sixties, and he predicted that global
warming as we know it, the raising of like the
Earth's temperature, is dependent on technology, but not like gas. Right.
Think about what a computer needs. Computer needs like a
(30:02):
dry a moderate temperature room to like work, right. So
then think about how many millions, possibly billions of computers
there are and they all produce heat, right, so, and
think about your cell phone, think about how it's hot
your cell phone gets, and think about what that could
do if there's millions of cell phones just raising the
(30:24):
ambient temperature of the planet. What do you think.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I think it's a definite theory, like possibility.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Like just this if you turned off probably every computer.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
If you believe in global warming true.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Which we do not. We don't believe in science in
this house.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
I mean, I don't believe in global warming.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I am science.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I mean just kidding. I do think that the ocean
levels are definitely rising, Polar bears are dying.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
For sure, it's getting warm.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
But I think that.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You know, Kaitlin is stuck in a hole right now.
She's like, she doesn't want.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
To talk about this. Why not because I can't talk
about this.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Were worried about Nobody cares. Nobody cares what we think
about global warming.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, I'm just gonna say it that I don't know
if I necessarily believe that it's fully true. Like I
know that the climate is definitely changing, but I don't
know if it's anything that's based on.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Like what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Maybe it's just you know, a natural natural cycle that
the Earth is going through like we've had ice ages
and stuff in the past, and like apparently a meteor
took out a dinosaur.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
So I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I mean, I feel like there's just like crazy things
that happen on Earth.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
So maybe this is just part of that.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I can't believe you said that on this podcast. That's
so fucked up. But you know what I mean, you're
gonna get us canceled. No not, You're gonna get this.
It's that's the straw that breaks the back. No, I agree.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I can't be first for sure on it, so I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
We don't know. It gets hot and then it gets cold.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Like this guy is like saying, oh, it could be
cell phones. I mean, yeah, that's a positive cell.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Phones, computers just like but yeah, if you turned off
all of that technology, it probably cool down. It might
take a little while. A few millionaires also too, What
are we gonna do now? Like I hate to be
like the non environmental person, but I mean.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, I know, like the pollution in China, We're fucked.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I'm a blip. So if I want to throw my
plastic bag full of trash out the window on the highway,
I'm gonna do it. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Just like I take like one of our garbage beds
just filled, just for the love of the game. I
just throw it out of my window.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That's so fucked up. We are not literal.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
You don't believe in global warming? Why does it matter? No,
we're not literists. We're good people.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
You don't believe the global warming? Shut up.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I can't believe you'd say that.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
What Let's see you know everybody, you know, everybody from
the original oxy contin infomercial is either dead or completely
addicted to oxy contin. And they were like, it's great.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Did you watch like a special on that or something?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I saw it? Actually, yeah, it was like New York
one of the one of the it was like a
big magazine they did like a twenty Where are they now?
Like a New York Time And the guy with the guy,
hold on, let me just see if I can play it,
because it's a pretty pretty cool commercial. He's like, I
take one every day and then I get in my
truck and i'd drive around make deliveries. My bag has
never felt better. And that guy literally died in a
(33:32):
oxy cotton related car crash. Yeah, he was so loaded up.
He's like, I love this stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
But yeah, it doesn't impair you at all.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Apparently everyone oxy cotton commercial not oxy clean. That's different.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Oh question that our best strongest pain medicines are the opioids,
But these are the same drugs that have a reputation
for causing addiction and other terrible things. Now, in the
rate of addiction amongst pain patients who are treated by
doctors is much less than one percent. They don't wear out,
they go on working, they do not have serious medical
(34:12):
side effects. And so these drugs, which I repeat are
our best strongest pain medications, should be used much more
than they are for patients in pain.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
That's a pretty pharmata thing. But no, the commercial was
originally like Hi, my name is Dale, and it's like
one of those testimonial videos.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, no, I know what you mean. They're all fucked
So they were actual real patients.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, I feel like all those people in those types
of commercials are actors.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah, unless it's like a celebrity who you.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Know that has like that illness or whatever, you know,
and then they're.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Like, I use it every day.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Sorry, Hey it's me Shaquille o'no, I outlived Aaron Carter
because because of desert.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
And X speaking of OxyContin.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I don't know what this lady at the Walgreens pharmacy
was picking up in front of me, but she was
talking to the pharmacist and she like snug up right
in front of me, you know, like she snaked me
one of those things. And then she fucking took forever
because she was talking to the pharmacist and she has
like two empty bottles with her and she's like, I
don't know, saying that she needs to get them refilled
(35:16):
or whatever. And then the one she was like, okay,
well we can refill the one. Then the other one
apparently her prescription had expired or whatever, and she's like yeah.
But the one she's like, this bottle says that it
was filled on twelve eighteen, twenty twenty one, so that's
less than a year ago. And then the pharmacist was like,
(35:37):
well it was canceled.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
By your doctor.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Oh shit, And I was like, oh for abuse.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
And then she was like, and you don't have any
more refills remaining. She was like, so you want, I
can fill out a form to like send to your
doctor and request more.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
That's got to be a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
And this lady who was picking up the pills smelled
like total fucking ass probably like she smelled horrible.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
She did have shoes on, but she.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Smelled like would she smell like poop?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah, she smelled like ass Like like she smelled like
Scott's asshole.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
No, Lie, it's interesting she did like when Scott's buttle
has a bunch of like poop crusty's on it. That's
what it smelled like.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
That's a bad when you're stuck behind something like that.
I was like, I was gonna say, that's probably got
a whiff of.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
That, And I was like, holy fuck. And then there
was a guy behind me, and I was like, I
hope he doesn't think that's me.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Do you think do you think he went that lady
went to the store thinking it was going to work
or do you think she was like this is a gamble.
I don't know, I'm probably not gonna get this.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
But she was smelly as fuck. So I feel like
she had some sort of fucking issue.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Well, I mean, she's clearly addicted to some sort of medication.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, for sure. But it was just weird Kate.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So I think we're gonna switch over to the premium
episode now, okay, because there's a lot of stuff I
want to talk about, though honestly it's kind of too
I want to talk about Taylor Swift. We missed our
opportunity to talk about Taylor Swift, and we the Balenciaga shit.
Just just do your own research on this, because I
don't know what I really want to say about it.
It's just fucking weird and creepy that they're using. Did
(37:12):
you see what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
You showed me a little bit of like the kid stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah, so there's their new ad campaign.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Can I be honest with you, I don't really remember it.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, that's fine. They're they're using kids, and they have
teddy bears that are in bondage and they're like holding
on to them and stuff. And then they did this
this other thing, which is a it's like a picture
overhead of like a Balenciaga something or other and it's
on this desk with all this paperwork, and the paperwork
(37:44):
is about like child porn and it's court documents from
a child porn case.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember you showing me that video.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
And then there's a and I saw a video of
a guy with a Balenciaga bag that he got from
Balenciaga that literally had a dead baby in it, like
a fake dead baby that he bought at the store.
I don't know where, but it was and he was
carrying around and it was really troubling and fucking gross.
You didn't see that video, no, yeah? And he's like,
(38:14):
ah yeah, and then I got this and he opens
the bag and he's like it's you know, blah blah blah,
and he's describing it. It's just like, why the fuck
would you want that? And why the fuck is Balenciaga
into all this weird gross shit.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
So they just randomly put like dead baby.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Dolls in and blood and stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
And like like all their bags right now.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I don't know. Let me let me look Valenciaga, let
me bowl if you get one of those. No, I
think like I think it's like merchandise Valenciaga dead baby.
They probably I just typed in dead baby and bag
and didn't really work out in the search like I
thought it would. I just added Balenciaga in there. So yeah,
(38:58):
we should switch over to the premium.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Oh we haven't already. I thought we did.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Know. We're going to www. Dot terribleperson dot co. Go
there now and get the premium episodes. There's a ton
up there, and they're a little dirtier, a little bit
more fun occasionally. So, Kate, what are you doing.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I'm trying to find the dead baby bag?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Did you find it?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I haven't been able to nine one zero five five
seven two eight seven one. If you if you know
what the video we're talking about, Senate to me, texted too, yeah,
I would like to because it's or if you know
any if you have any more information on the Balenciaga shit, Dude,
we're starting to get a we're starting to accrue this
nice listenership of people who are kind of like minded
(39:41):
to me, to you. That's where they'll be. Like, I
found this article on the internet. I wanted to share
it with you, and it's a fucking crazy human trafficking
alien ties. It's it's wild. The people that the people
that have been sending me links.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Do they think that the people trafficking.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Dude, like when I mentioned the Getty are aliens? No? No,
I mean they're just like it's all connected, man, because
it is so interesting. Nine one zero five five seven
two eight seven one. We need to pick up the
energy on the second episode, I think a little bit,
Kate okay. And that's a note for me. That's not
a note for you, sweetheart.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
No, I'm that's why you said it out loud.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Well, no, I'm letting people know that I'm aware my
energy seems weird. But listen, it's been a weird week.
We had a weird week.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Kate Okay.
Hey, everybody, Before we get into this episode, go over
to www. Dot terribleperson dot co to get the premium episodes.
It's two dollars a month. It's got a lot of
good shit on there. Kate, do you agree?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I do?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Kate's mad at me.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The episode just ended, yeah and grantson I wasn't a dick.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
So if you want to hear more of us arguing, no, babe,
subscribe to the premium podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh we're not gonna argue in this episode. Oh please
come on, babe. Oh no, you were just on your phone.
I was like trying to wrap up the episode, and
you were just like, we couldn't find what we were
looking for, and you were just like, I'm just gonna
keep looking.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I was gonna keep searching until I found it.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
We can find it. We can find it together, Babe.
I don't want to look for it with you, all right,
So head over to www. Dot terribleperson dot co to
get the premium episodes. It's two dollars a month and
it's good time, so enjoy the episode. Kateln Hello, Hello,
how are you? I'm happy? Thanksgiving? We missed Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I know, sorry, Sorry everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I didn't really feel like talking. Last week. We were busy,
We were very busy. We had, you know, we had
a bunch of shit going on. We're gonna talk about
some of it. Some of it we're not going to
talk about. But uh nine one zero five five seven
two eight seven one, there's shit. Did you see all
this Balenciaga shit that's been happening with.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
All the little kids?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Man, I think didn't we talk about this last time?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well? Did you know there's more? Did you see the Uh?
I thought? I mean, did we talk about this on
the podcast? Or was this a personal conversation?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I can't remember. They all blend together.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We had a personal conversation.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay, then yeah, then no, we didn't talk about this.
We may have we had a personal conversation about it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Let's see, we're going to talk about Thanksgiving. We're going
to talk about I have all kinds of shit Twitter.
I don't know if we're going to get into it,
some stuff about actors. We watched it, we watched Wednesday, right.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I really liked it. I thought it was very well done.
So anyway, we're going to get into it right now.
And grants are not medical or mental health professionals. How
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My name is Grant. I'm joined by my beautiful girlfriend
Kate as always, Hello Kate. Hello, some hot stuff, sweetheart.
I've been a real piece of shit lately, you have. Yeah,
I felt like a loser like the last like two weeks.
(02:47):
I don't know. I think it's just time for like
some serious life changes, you know, I'm at that point.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, Well, just like.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I feel like I could be doing so much better.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I feel that way often.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, And I don't know. I'm just I think I'm
in a it's like a slump, the end of the
year slump. I'm just like, man, I don't know. I
felt like a real loser today, like all day. And
I've been pretty productive. I'm back at word killing it.
I'm writing stuff. But I don't know, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, maybe you're just not happy there anymore?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, no, I mean, I just feel like like and
then I came home. I was just like, I'm a loser.
I was thinking about it at work and I was
just like, what the fuck? What's wrong with me? I
need to start taking pills. I need to start taking
whatever Aaron Carter was on. I want I want to
get on that. No, just huffingsoline in my bathtub?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Is that what he was doing?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Do they ever say, like, I don't know if there
was a death, I don't think they've ever released it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
They probably.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Carter cause of death. Do you think he was murdered?
I mean, I still know you don't, Okay, No, I
think he was on drug. Aaron Carter's ashes to be
spread with the ceased sister. Cool. Yeah, but there's no
cause of death here, which is weird.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, it must be the family doesn't want anyone to know.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Speaking of cause of death, did you see I mean
I showed it to you, but Jason David Frank I
think it was his name. Yeah, Jason Tommy from the
Power Rangers killed himself.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh yeah, you did tell me about that.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Did I ever tell you about my experience with Tommy
from Power Rangers?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You met him?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, I was at I used to be a huge
Power Rangers fan. I was a P one Power Rangers fan.
P one.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
People don't know what P one is.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's fine, they don't need to know. But I fucking
was all about it. I was a little kid that
just loved that shit. And when I was doing a
podcast with Joey, we hosted comic Con in Phoenix, Phoenix
Comic Con, and one of the conditions we had for
doing NIX Comic Con was we need to interview Jason
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David Frank, the Green Ranger, because I had so many questions,
you know, as a thirty year old man.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Has for I thought he was the Red Ranger.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No great Red Ranger also is dead. Hold on, what's
his There's Jason David Yeah, Jason David Frank is the
Red Guy. There's a couple. There's a character named Jason
on Power Rangers who is the Red Ranger. Okay, and
then this guy's name is Jason, but he played Tommy.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Anyway, so we were supposed to do this interview with
Tommy and we did all this bullshit for comic Con
Phoenix Comic Con, which was a fucking joke joke. The
organizers like had nothing. They like treated us so poorly.
I hope they're hearing this because it was a really
bad experience. But what happened the year we were we
were there was there was supposed to be an interview
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with Jason David Frank at like I don't know, three o'clock,
and there was a guy who brought a gun, a
couple of guns to comic Con and they had the
lockdown the whole comic con. We got up into this
room in the back.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's like full lock locked down.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, and they were like, you guys aren't allowed to
tweet about this. We don't want this publicize. It's like,
fuck you, guys. I was like I almost got on
you know, Instagram line and was like active shooter at
the comic gun, but I didn't. Are you bored, Kate?
Kate's yanning already?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, I'm not bored. Oh my god, I've been working
all day.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's okay, babe, you're tired. Yeah, what sounds good for dinner?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't know yet. Okay, I asked you that earlier
and you didn't answer me.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So Green Ranger, So I was supposed to meet him
and interview him, and that leads me to my next
Like I feel like I'm the Green Ranger because I've
been using the netty pot lately, and you know, post COVID,
I'm just pulling out like the craziest shit. It's like
blood clots just coming out of my head. It's pretty cool.
(06:56):
Maybe I'm just dying. Maybe that's why I feel bad.
Maybe that's why I feel like a loser. Bloody, So
there was at first there was like Kate dried bloody
stuff I think from when I was sick that was
just impacted up there and it just went like fell
into the sink. It was crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Maybe your nose is really dry on the inside.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I've been trying to moisturize a little bit. I've been
using like all.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
The stuff that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I've been put cocoa butter just top each.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I've never used a nutty pot.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's pretty nice. Can we talk about Jersey Mikes where
we had on Jersey Mikes now we had an incident, Kate.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I mean, I just don't understand how something like that happened.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
So we ordered Jersey Mikes online and we eat their bunch.
So I don't know, Like we've never really had like
any major issues with them.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
We're p ones Mikes. God up of such a cool
radio guy anyway, So we're pee ones at Jersey Mikes,
and we eat there a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Let me talk.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I know, I'm just trying to help you get to
the meat of it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And I order.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I usually get like one of two things. It's either
a belt or a Philly cheese steak. And that night
I got a belt, and I got it with cheese,
and then I got it just like Mike's way. So
really the only modifications to the sandwich where I added cheese,
the which they charge you like a dollar fifty for, right,
(08:32):
So yeah, I mean I'm paying for that extra. And
then Mike's way, which I mean they should know that
because that's like their signature way of doing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Before you continue. Mike's way, in my experience, is just
like whatever. It's tomato, vinegar, oil, salt, and pepper. And
then literally the guy takes like two handfuls of lettuce
and just grows fuh on the sandwich. I mean, there's
way too much fucking lettuce a Jersey Mikes. Yeah, I
need to realize it. So you get we we ordered
(09:02):
the sandwich, I go pick it up. I come home
and we had put up the Christmas tree. I had
decorated the apartment. Yeah okay, oh yeah, but we'll write
that down. Kate and I got into a fight. What
Christmas fight.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
We didn't get into a Christmas fight.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Christmas spat. So I pick it up, and you know whatever,
We're like just excited to eat. I think we were
both a little hungry at that point, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Because we hadn't really eaten like a full meal that
day at all.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Did we go to the zoo that day? No, that
was the day before.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, okay, so like the only thing I'd eaten that day,
I had a thing of coffee, like Grant got me
coffee on the way home from work, and I eat
a bowl of cereal.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, I didn't eat anything.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
So we were both kind of I was hungry, and.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And so I come home with the sandwiches and Kate.
I opened mine up and I'm like, fuck, yeah, this
is exactly what I wanted, Philly cheese, steak, whatever. And
then Kate opens her and she gets a fucking blt
with all the shit and there's no bacon.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, literally no bacon.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
There's one type of meat on my sandwich, which is bacon,
and they forgot to fucking put it on there. So
my sandwich is literally just cheese, lettuce, tomato, and a
bunch of fucking vinegar.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, and oil and may Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm like.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
And then Grant was like, do you want me to
go get go back? And I'm like, well, I mean,
I'm not gonna eat this.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Because who no, kegoes I'll eat it. I guess I'll
just eat it without the bacon.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, I didn't say that. I said I'm not going
to eat it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh I thought you did.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No, I literally said I'm not going to eat it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So I started calling. I immediately get on Google and
just I'm like, I'm gonna hammer these motherfuckers. I was.
I was pissed. I was seriously annoyed, which is the
really trivial thing to be that mad about. But I
called and it would just go to sorry your call,
or it would be like, no one is here to
answer your call. And I did that like four times,
(11:02):
and then on my way, I'm holding the sandwich because
I grabbed the sandwich and you were like, what did
you say?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Away?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
He said, do you want to do something? And I
was like, I don't know. This isn't gonna end, This
isn't gonna end.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well, oh yeah. I asked if you wanted me to.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Come with oh yeah, and I was like, no, this
is gonna be this is gonna be rough. So I am.
I'm pretty much all the way there and I call
and somebody actually answers and I go, hey, man, I
just wanted to let you know. I just got a
BLT without bacon on it, like something. The bacon was
left off. And he was like, oh my god, oh
(11:39):
I made that sandwich. Actually, I'm so sorry. Blah blah
blah blah blah. He was just like a dumb kid.
And he was like, so, can you bring the sandwich
back and I'll put bacon on it and cut it
for you. Because he didn't. It was funny. He said
I didn't cut it. I was like, you know, every sandwich.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
No, he cut it. He just didn't put bacon on it.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh, so he'd sayed he cut it with the bacon
on it, like you put the bacon on and cut it.
I see what he's saying, like cut the bacon. But
I go, no, dude, I don't want I'm not going
to bring my sandwich back which has been in my
hand in my car for the last and it was
unwrapped basically because I was planning an attack.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Oh my god, if it went sideways, I was gonna
fucking throw it in the face.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, just like cover the door. Just fucking.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Had a Jersey mics ever, like Grand's face and every
Jersey mics across the country like don't let him eat here.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, and then he goes, Okay, so that's a blt
MIC's way with it, and I was like, dude, I
don't fucking know what the order is. It's my girlfriend. Yeah,
it's like you just had the sure you have a
receipt and he's like, oh, yeah, you're right. And then
I go in there.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
And they go it's like we placed it online, Like
you can look it up in your computer, dude.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
And then the guy was like immediately as soon as
I watched, and he was like, I'm so sorry. So
I didn't hammer his ass. I wanted to, but it's
just there's sandwiches are too good.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, it's just irritating because it's like you you drive
over there, go pick it up, drive back home in
your car. Then you get home only to realize it's
fucked up, and then you have to drive back to
the restaurant for them to fix it, and then it's
just like, oh, I'm so sorry, and it's like yeah, okay,
but that still doesn't fucking give me back the twenty
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five minutes of my time I just wasted.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It doesn't fix my goddamn sandwich. Kate. So I when
speaking of what this is perfect because it's right on topic.
I have a beef, I think with a group of people.
I probably shouldn't have a beef with two firefighters and paramedics.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But you loved firefighters, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I love firefighters. This is why I mean clearly I'm
conflicted here. So I love firefighters, but if they're going
to be out in public, they got to find better
places to park their fucking trucks than ambulances. Where was it, dude?
I mean you saw it's right in front of Jersey Mics.
It's in front of a a big blind curb anyway.
Oh yeah, so the fire truck just pulls up and
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just parks right there. So you have not you have
no idea who's coming around the turn m and so
I got out and I slashed their tires in the
fire truck while they were getting their sandwich. I said,
fuck you firefighters.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
They were just hungry. Grant, geez, they.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Need to learn it, like but also too, I get
it they can't.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Like I have a beef with like pretty much all
fast food places. And I've said this before and I'm
gonna say it again. It's like when you go Last week,
we went out to Boca Takeria.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Boka Laka Tierra.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh my god, Grant met me for lunch because he
was off work that day and I had to work.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
So I was like, hey, you should come meet me
for lunch.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So I was like, baby for you.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
So he met me for lunch, and since I asked
him to go to lunch with me, I was like,
I'll pay, which was bullshit.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I was.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I got this.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I was kind of annoyed because I was like, I'm
gonna pay for lunch.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I'm not annoyed.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm going to prove my word to my girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
We're fine with it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm a loser.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
And so I paid for lunch and then I go like,
I put my card in and then it goes to like,
you know, so you can tip or whatever? Mind you
this place is a place where you go up to
a counter and order your food, then somebody brings it
to you, but you have to grab like a little
table number and shit like that. And the only options
on there after you put your card into tip were fifteen,
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twenty or twenty five percent.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Bullshit. There was no custom tip option.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
No, there wasn't a customer. I mean maybe there was,
but it was like really small and.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Not very Did you hit them with the no tip?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I did, like fifteen percent, But I'm just like, what
the fuck? I'm like, what happened to ten percent? Like
starting at ten percent for restaurants, It's like now restaurants
start at fifteen percent? And what the fuck is up
with like these fast casual places wanting me to tip
them twenty five percent?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Dude? Are you hitting?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's a conspiracy out of your way to the top.
The Clintons are behind that.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna fucking tip twenty five
percent literally a quarter of my bill at a fucking
taco place where I go up to a counter and
nobody fucking serves me.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I don't have a goddamn menu.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well, and it's like, also, too, what are you tipping
for because like the silver there was no silverware.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Like, yeah, I get up and get my own salsa,
I get my own drink, I get my own napkins silverware.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Like what the fuck open air salsa?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
You literally brought me my fucking four chimney trongo on
a plate with some caso.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Ooh okay, so why am I paying so much?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But like, honestly, what the fuck is up with fast
food restaurants wanting you to tip between fifteen and twenty
five percent?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Apparently to ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Where do I tip? That's funny? Go to the place
where that you can't to Is there a place on
here for tip? And they'll be like no, do you
guys have.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
A tip job?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Girats shit?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
But yeah, it's just that's irritating me because it's like
with inflation as much as it is already, it's like, no,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
On the topic of food beefs this, it seems like
we're pretty heavy on the food stuff. But I think
we're just getting it all out of the way. I'm tough.
But dude, fuck naters dot com.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh, because they never have bread balls.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Dude, you advertise no here the later you heard the
phone call, very passionate. No, you heard the phone call.
Remember the phone call? No, that's all I thought about.
Since I phone call, I called Naters to ask if
they had soup.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I go, no, I said, we don't have any soup today.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, I go, hey, I I didn't see soup on
the website. Can I order? Can I order soup and
bread bulls here? You know, on the phone? And uh,
you know, carry it out And she goes, uh, well,
you're gonna have to pay ahead of time. Like I like,
it was a big deal for me to be like, oh,
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like that would be the deal riker.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh, oh, well, never mind at all.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
But I go and I literally gave her the most
attitude I could. I go, uh, yeah, that's fine. Then
I go She's like, well, what can I get you?
And I go, can I get a broccoli cheddar bread bowl?
And she's like, we don't have any more of that
soup or bread balls? And that was like the tenth
time we've tried to have fucking kneaters.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, I think it is weird. Lately We've been trying
to order kneaters and they literally every time we go online,
they never have bread balls, but they have pictures of
bread like soup and bread bulls all over their website,
and I'm just like, what the fuck? And every time
you go and try to order, you put a bread
bowl in your cart because you have to order the
bowl from the soup, which is dumb. Then they're like, oh, sorry,
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we can't check select a later time for your order
or whatever because they don't have any bread bowls or
soup or whatever they're out of at the moment.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
On the complaining kick, I had to call Blue Cross
Blue Shield for like a two minute literally a phone
call that took Hey, what's your information? Okay, what do
you need? And I said it and they were like, great,
it's done. That's how long the whole thing took, right,
But I was on hold for forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And but it's funny because when I hit the wrong
button at first, it took me to like a sales department.
They answered immediately, but as soon as I said, you know,
I want to cancel this, They're like, oh, okay, and
then you have to like wait and wait and wait.
Is that like a tactic?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I think so?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Or they just have way more I mean, like with
any company. Especially right now, they probably have way more
sales people trying to get business then they do people
actually doing like the back end, behind the scenes stuff
to like actually help the business function, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
We went to the zoo. Yeah, we went to the
Phoenix Zoo. I thought it was a really nice time.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, it was cool. It was cool because like the
only times I've ever been to the zoo for Christmas
light ship.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, I'm not a typical was the zoo really and
it was.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I lived right down the street from it, never went,
but uh, it's fun. It's kind of scary. Like when
we were in front of the rhinos. Scary, I don't know,
because you saw them. I mean the rhino literally came
up and looked at us like out of the side
of his.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
He was like me and then he like started and
I was like, fuck, we're gonna die in the zoo.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And and there's this like old couple next to us,
and like the old lady was like, oh, he's getting
playful now, Oh he's gonna play killing machine.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
No, but there's part of me, like in a lot
of those exhibits, I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
He looks very agitated.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
How do the animals just stay in like that rhino?
I could, theoretically, I think, get up and over where
we were right. I don't think you'd have to be
pretty juiced up, like he's too fat. Oh you don't
think he could like charge, not like limber enough.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I mean you think he would break through like the
steel pole like fence things.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I was thinking he'd like jump, like pull himself up.
I guess they don't really have upper bodies.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
And then Grant was like, how did the cheetahs stay
And I'm like, well, I'm pretty sure they don't swim?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Is that what it is? Cheat?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Because they have like a moat basically in front of
there's like a fence moat, and then like grass area
where like the cheetahs hang out. I don't and I
think they don't cross the moat because they don't swim.
But that's why they're not like worried about them.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I mean, do we believe in evolution in this apartment?
Because the second I mean, that's gonna be a real
bad idea. This second one of them is just like,
oh shit, all you do is paddle.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Come here, guys, it's funny though, yeah, because all the
other cats they're in like full cages, you know, and
the cheetahs are just like they have like a three
foot little fence.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Do lions and tigers swim they have to?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, pretty sure they do. But remember the monkey who
mean mug dust too?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Was that a big monkey or a little mom a
little monkey just looks he hops up to come see us, Yeah,
and then he gives.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Us and then he scrunches the space up like.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, then I took I was taking pictures of the
stupid people that were like holding their babies up against
the glass. Dumb, dumb that I'm taking pictures. Are dumb that.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
They know, dumb that they were doing that.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Man, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It bothered me for whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
That's why I was like, one, it's it's like you're
taunting the monkey.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Not like fair of the monkey because it's like, yeah,
they're behind the glass, and it's like, I don't know, God,
do you know your baby's probably like the baby's obviously
too young.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
They don't know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Do you know how satisfying it would be if one
those rangutans just rangutans broke the glass and then just
grab that baby by its feet and just was like wow,
just slamming it against like the the other glass.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Well that's what you get waving in front of him.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, I mean that's part of the implied danger of
coming to the zoo. I'm trying, were there anything, what
was what was like the least impressive the animals at
the zoo? Probably like the deer. There's a couple of
deer there. You're just like cool, they were so cute though,
But I guess if you're well, I mean, if you're
from Indiana, you see deer a lot. You's in midwest Pennsylvania,
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you see deer just wandering around every day.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, but not like ones like that with like.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
The weird fluffy tails and.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Stuff and the little tiny horn.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, what's the least impressive animal? What's the animal that
doesn't belong at the zoo? Do you think, like just
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I think I've always thought that it's weird that they
have the petting zoo at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I mean, I guess it makes sense, But at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I'm just like, that's those are farm animals.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, it's like Why why do you have like goats
and fucking chickens and cows and horses.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
With like actual predatory.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Dreads and fucking lions.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Like prairie dogs are the ship?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, they were cute.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
How do those motherfuckers? And like what we were talking about,
there was a vulture literally just like sitting over the
prairie in the same enclosure, and I was like.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I kept saying to ground, I'm like, how are they
not concerned by this? They're not concerned that, you know,
one of.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Their older freaking period dogs is gonna you know, die.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
And then the vulture is just gonna Yeah. I mean
you saw the enclosure they were in too, It's like,
how did they not climb out of that?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah? The vulture was literally like on a tree branch
that was on a tree inside of the prairie dog exhibit.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Can we talk about Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What did you What did you think? So we watched,
watched and finished. Would you like about it?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I don't know. I just thought her humors hilarious.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
You know, I think Adam's Family it's like an underrated property.
I feel like because Adam the Adam's Family movies in
the nineties.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Were great I've never seen them.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh really, you'd like them a lot. They're dark, they're
just like kind of silly, but they're I don't know,
they're good. Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future Doc,
he's he's Uncle Fester and he's wild and he's a
wild boy. But yeah, So did you see anything else
you liked? This week? We watched a couple of Christmas movies.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You watched Christmas View?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Oh, we did watch. We have. We talked about falling
Falling for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't know if we have.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I feel like we did, but it's still it's still recommended.
You would say, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Still like it. I think that one was the better
of the two.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Christmas we watched. We watched the Freddy in his junior movie, Yeah,
Christmas with You, which I told you. Freddy Prince only
has two faces he can make now because of all
the injectables and things in his like whatever under his skin.
He has like a surprise, concerned face, and then he
has this.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Like smile, like the squinty eyes smile.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
He does two faces the whole movie, and they work
for all emotions, like if he's if he's upset, he
just uses the smiling face, and it just has because
of the context. You're just like, oh, he's very sad,
he's about to cry. Dis whats that movie is about?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
What, like a pop star falling in love with a like.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
A j load, Right, that's kind of what they were implying.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Basically, Yeah, she's like a j LO.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
It was all like, yeah, Shakira, is that the best
scure song?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Whoa, what's your what's your favorite Shakira song?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I'm just kidding that's probably.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, hips Don't Lie? How is she that famous?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I mean, Hips Don't Lie is a good song though.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But what's what's her other song? What did other songs
to do Shakira?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I don't know the one song? Y, Yeah, I forgot
about that one.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's a good one. That's a really good one.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
What a weird song for her? Like all of her
other music is like doune Gut and that's just.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Like, yeah, that's such a good song. It's a cute song.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
So I used to be obsessed with Jayalen and Shakiro
when I was in the fourth grade.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
So there's pop star in this movie. What's it called
Christmas for You?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Christmas with You?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Okay? Yeah, so she's like, I need to I need
to write a Christmas song.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, and she's like oh, and then he's already started
working on one because he's like a high school.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Music and the conversations that they she has with their
record label is like, we're gonna drop you from our
roster if you don't write the greatest Christmas song of
all time. Yeah, what a dumb promise. So anyways, it
was cute. It was cute, but then she she goes
to meet a fan because she's uninspired, and then it
(28:11):
turns out it's Freddy Prince Junior's daughter and he's a
music teacher and he has.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
This just tell them the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm setting it up in.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Case anybody you know wants to watch her.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Babe.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
WHOA Well, I mean, you're literally you are literally like
one of those trailers for a scary movie that just
gave away all the scary parts in the movie.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Kate, You're the fun You're literally the fun Police. Kate
just is like, hey, you're having a good time talking
about a movie. Stop so we'll move on to Okay,
so watch that movie. It was cute, but also also.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Watch Falling for Christmas because Lindsay Lohan is back, and
I really like it.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Is she still with Wilder Valorama?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
No, she's married to some dude.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
He's like, isn't he like from Dubai? He's like a sultan.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, I'm not exactly sure. He's from somewhere. She goes
to a bunch of like crazy places.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Remember that video of her dancing on stage? Do you
remember that they went viral where she's like clapping.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Oh yeah, and she's like really off the heat and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Everybody else is doing like cool like these moves and
she's just like up there like yeah. So I read
something interesting. I don't want to get your opinion on it.
What and this I don't know. We might we might
carry over some stuff into the premium episode.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Get to it.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
So I read this thing from this guy, probably written
in like the seventies sixties, and he predicted that global
warming as we know it, the raising of like the
Earth's temperature, is dependent on technology, but not like gas. Right.
Think about what a computer needs. Computer needs like a
(30:02):
dry a moderate temperature room to like work, right. So
then think about how many millions, possibly billions of computers
there are and they all produce heat, right, so, and
think about your cell phone, think about how it's hot
your cell phone gets, and think about what that could
do if there's millions of cell phones just raising the
(30:24):
ambient temperature of the planet. What do you think.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I think it's a definite theory, like possibility.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Like just this if you turned off probably every computer.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
If you believe in global warming true.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Which we do not. We don't believe in science in
this house.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
I mean, I don't believe in global warming.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I am science.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I mean just kidding. I do think that the ocean
levels are definitely rising, Polar bears are dying.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
For sure, it's getting warm.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
But I think that.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You know, Kaitlin is stuck in a hole right now.
She's like, she doesn't want.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
To talk about this. Why not because I can't talk
about this.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Were worried about Nobody cares. Nobody cares what we think
about global warming.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, I'm just gonna say it that I don't know
if I necessarily believe that it's fully true. Like I
know that the climate is definitely changing, but I don't
know if it's anything that's based on.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Like what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Maybe it's just you know, a natural natural cycle that
the Earth is going through like we've had ice ages
and stuff in the past, and like apparently a meteor
took out a dinosaur.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
So I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I mean, I feel like there's just like crazy things
that happen on Earth.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
So maybe this is just part of that.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I can't believe you said that on this podcast. That's
so fucked up. But you know what I mean, you're
gonna get us canceled. No not, You're gonna get this.
It's that's the straw that breaks the back. No, I agree.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I can't be first for sure on it, so I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
We don't know. It gets hot and then it gets cold.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Like this guy is like saying, oh, it could be
cell phones. I mean, yeah, that's a positive cell.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Phones, computers just like but yeah, if you turned off
all of that technology, it probably cool down. It might
take a little while. A few millionaires also too, What
are we gonna do now? Like I hate to be
like the non environmental person, but I mean.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, I know, like the pollution in China, We're fucked.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I'm a blip. So if I want to throw my
plastic bag full of trash out the window on the highway,
I'm gonna do it. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Just like I take like one of our garbage beds
just filled, just for the love of the game. I
just throw it out of my window.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That's so fucked up. We are not literal.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
You don't believe in global warming? Why does it matter? No,
we're not literists. We're good people.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
You don't believe the global warming? Shut up.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I can't believe you'd say that.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
What Let's see you know everybody, you know, everybody from
the original oxy contin infomercial is either dead or completely
addicted to oxy contin. And they were like, it's great.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Did you watch like a special on that or something?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I saw it? Actually, yeah, it was like New York
one of the one of the it was like a
big magazine they did like a twenty Where are they now?
Like a New York Time And the guy with the guy,
hold on, let me just see if I can play it,
because it's a pretty pretty cool commercial. He's like, I
take one every day and then I get in my
truck and i'd drive around make deliveries. My bag has
never felt better. And that guy literally died in a
(33:32):
oxy cotton related car crash. Yeah, he was so loaded up.
He's like, I love this stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
But yeah, it doesn't impair you at all.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Apparently everyone oxy cotton commercial not oxy clean. That's different.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Oh question that our best strongest pain medicines are the opioids,
But these are the same drugs that have a reputation
for causing addiction and other terrible things. Now, in the
rate of addiction amongst pain patients who are treated by
doctors is much less than one percent. They don't wear out,
they go on working, they do not have serious medical
(34:12):
side effects. And so these drugs, which I repeat are
our best strongest pain medications, should be used much more
than they are for patients in pain.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
That's a pretty pharmata thing. But no, the commercial was
originally like Hi, my name is Dale, and it's like
one of those testimonial videos.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, no, I know what you mean. They're all fucked
So they were actual real patients.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, I feel like all those people in those types
of commercials are actors.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah, unless it's like a celebrity who you.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Know that has like that illness or whatever, you know,
and then they're.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Like, I use it every day.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Sorry, Hey it's me Shaquille o'no, I outlived Aaron Carter
because because of desert.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
And X speaking of OxyContin.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I don't know what this lady at the Walgreens pharmacy
was picking up in front of me, but she was
talking to the pharmacist and she like snug up right
in front of me, you know, like she snaked me
one of those things. And then she fucking took forever
because she was talking to the pharmacist and she has
like two empty bottles with her and she's like, I
don't know, saying that she needs to get them refilled
(35:16):
or whatever. And then the one she was like, okay,
well we can refill the one. Then the other one
apparently her prescription had expired or whatever, and she's like yeah.
But the one she's like, this bottle says that it
was filled on twelve eighteen, twenty twenty one, so that's
less than a year ago. And then the pharmacist was like,
(35:37):
well it was canceled.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
By your doctor.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Oh shit, And I was like, oh for abuse.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
And then she was like, and you don't have any
more refills remaining. She was like, so you want, I
can fill out a form to like send to your
doctor and request more.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
That's got to be a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
And this lady who was picking up the pills smelled
like total fucking ass probably like she smelled horrible.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
She did have shoes on, but she.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Smelled like would she smell like poop?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah, she smelled like ass Like like she smelled like
Scott's asshole.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
No, Lie, it's interesting she did like when Scott's buttle
has a bunch of like poop crusty's on it. That's
what it smelled like.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
That's a bad when you're stuck behind something like that.
I was like, I was gonna say, that's probably got
a whiff of.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
That, And I was like, holy fuck. And then there
was a guy behind me, and I was like, I
hope he doesn't think that's me.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Do you think do you think he went that lady
went to the store thinking it was going to work
or do you think she was like this is a gamble.
I don't know, I'm probably not gonna get this.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
But she was smelly as fuck. So I feel like
she had some sort of fucking issue.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Well, I mean, she's clearly addicted to some sort of medication.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, for sure. But it was just weird Kate.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So I think we're gonna switch over to the premium
episode now, okay, because there's a lot of stuff I
want to talk about, though honestly it's kind of too
I want to talk about Taylor Swift. We missed our
opportunity to talk about Taylor Swift, and we the Balenciaga shit.
Just just do your own research on this, because I
don't know what I really want to say about it.
It's just fucking weird and creepy that they're using. Did
(37:12):
you see what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
You showed me a little bit of like the kid stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah, so there's their new ad campaign.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Can I be honest with you, I don't really remember it.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, that's fine. They're they're using kids, and they have
teddy bears that are in bondage and they're like holding
on to them and stuff. And then they did this
this other thing, which is a it's like a picture
overhead of like a Balenciaga something or other and it's
on this desk with all this paperwork, and the paperwork
(37:44):
is about like child porn and it's court documents from
a child porn case.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember you showing me that video.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
And then there's a and I saw a video of
a guy with a Balenciaga bag that he got from
Balenciaga that literally had a dead baby in it, like
a fake dead baby that he bought at the store.
I don't know where, but it was and he was
carrying around and it was really troubling and fucking gross.
You didn't see that video, no, yeah? And he's like,
(38:14):
ah yeah, and then I got this and he opens
the bag and he's like it's you know, blah blah blah,
and he's describing it. It's just like, why the fuck
would you want that? And why the fuck is Balenciaga
into all this weird gross shit.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
So they just randomly put like dead baby.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Dolls in and blood and stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
And like like all their bags right now.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I don't know. Let me let me look Valenciaga, let
me bowl if you get one of those. No, I
think like I think it's like merchandise Valenciaga dead baby.
They probably I just typed in dead baby and bag
and didn't really work out in the search like I
thought it would. I just added Balenciaga in there. So yeah,
(38:58):
we should switch over to the premium.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Oh we haven't already. I thought we did.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Know. We're going to www. Dot terribleperson dot co. Go
there now and get the premium episodes. There's a ton
up there, and they're a little dirtier, a little bit
more fun occasionally. So, Kate, what are you doing.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I'm trying to find the dead baby bag?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Did you find it?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I haven't been able to nine one zero five five
seven two eight seven one. If you if you know
what the video we're talking about, Senate to me, texted too, yeah,
I would like to because it's or if you know
any if you have any more information on the Balenciaga shit, Dude,
we're starting to get a we're starting to accrue this
nice listenership of people who are kind of like minded
(39:41):
to me, to you. That's where they'll be. Like, I
found this article on the internet. I wanted to share
it with you, and it's a fucking crazy human trafficking
alien ties. It's it's wild. The people that the people
that have been sending me links.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Do they think that the people trafficking.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Dude, like when I mentioned the Getty are aliens? No? No,
I mean they're just like it's all connected, man, because
it is so interesting. Nine one zero five five seven
two eight seven one. We need to pick up the
energy on the second episode, I think a little bit,
Kate okay. And that's a note for me. That's not
a note for you, sweetheart.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
No, I'm that's why you said it out loud.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Well, no, I'm letting people know that I'm aware my
energy seems weird. But listen, it's been a weird week.
We had a weird week.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Kate Okay.
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