August 14, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
That's an ugly face. You shouldn't make that.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's that's making face like you should know.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
That's why I keep my eyes closed.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's very nice, very very revealed. Kay doesn't like me? No, no,
why not?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I love you, but I don't like you right now
because you mean to.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Me, I mean to you.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I believe.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't understand. I do not.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Understand well because you're a little slow.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Can we talk about Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You always want to talk about but we never, we never,
we never get into it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You're fucking obsessed, shady ass Taylor Swift. Dude, she's fucking
up to something, right.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You always claim to claim. I can't talk.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You've said some stuff about Taylor.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Swift, oh like almost money hungry.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Almost as crazy as your global Warming tape.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I just think she's a little bit of a liar.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Liar in what capacity?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
But I feel like she lies about like where she
came from and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well you have some inside scoop, what's that? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I think she pretends that she came comes from like
a really super small like town and stuff, and it's
kind I mean it's kind of small, but not no,
not really.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Christmas tree Land Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I mean, it's not really that small weird from Why Missing,
I'm pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Sure which is where Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's in Pennslvania. And it's not really that small of
a town. I mean comparing it to like Phoenix, yes,
or like Philadelphia. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So was Taylor Swift like white trash?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And then I think there was one magazine article that
said she grew up on a farm, and I'm like,
there are no farms and why Missing?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Like was she like was she like trailer Park? No?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I don't I'd rather not know everything. I don't care
about Taylor Swift at all. I just I do. I
think she's fake. I think she's phony blooney.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, I kind of agree with that.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And then I all just charging her stupid fans for
everything A hundred times.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, I mean like she would always she said that
she was like an outcast in high school, and like,
I don't know, I feel like she has like a
very clear, like history of failed relationships and she's always
like playing the victim and wanting to blame somebody else
for everything. It's like, Okay, I get that that inspires
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your music or whatever, but I don't know, she just
gets kind of old.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm tired of hearing people be like I was an
outcast at high school.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Everybody kind of was. Even if you were cool, you
still felt like an outcast on occasion. So it's like,
that's not a hero's story anymore. Jeffrey Dahmer felt like
an outcast. Who do you think is more successful Jeffrey
Dahmer or Taylor Swift? Like in their field?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean, I would say that they're both very successful.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
They're competitive, like in terms of.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, they're similar.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I mean, I don't get it. I don't know why
people are obsessed with them. I think it's fucked up
to be into that ship.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, stop idol.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah yeah, damn stop making TV. Stop making TV shows.
I love about those people, right, Speaking of those those people,
our neighbor died. Our downstairs neighbor died.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, I mean we don't know for sure he.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Was He was slayed by old age. The reaper fucking
knocked on his door. It's like he was so old.
The people that live in that apartment are like.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
A thousand years old, his daughters.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
There's three people, and if you can add their ages up,
it's a thousand.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
His daughter is old or whoever that was living there
with the dog. Yeah, I'm guessing the daughter, right. I
mean they're nice though.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
They are very nice. But what I was going to
say is they died and I when we had COVID,
I had rent and errand and they had a bunch
of flower arrangements on on their patio and I was like,
oh ship, the guy died.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
But you know what's funny is.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
They're still there, smoking, like ten times.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Still smoking, and they they don't know how to park
their car.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I don't know which car is there.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's like the blue SUV that's always parked half in
the handicapped spot, half in the regular spot.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh yeah, that one. Do we live in the handicapped building?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I mean that's where they that's where they needed to
put us.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Legally, they put all the handicap people, including us.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Speaking of there's our apartment complexes.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh yeah again like Nazi Germany, can't vape in your
apartment nicotine vapes. I'm like, uh yeah, try telling a
smoker that they kept to fucking go.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Out, Gonna have to walk to the grocery store to vape.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
They have to go stand outside every time they want
to hit their vape one time.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Otherwise we will terminate your lease and assassinates.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So ridiculous everyone. And then they were talking about marijuana laws. Yeah,
and then they ended it like, if you are one
or one of the individuals who is not in violation
of this, then we thank you for your can we
thank you so much for your cooperation or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You know, if it wasn't so goddamn expensive to live here,
I wouldn't mind all the emails. But because it's it's
way too, way too expensive to live here.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It is.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's very expensive to live here, and they act like
no one's ever lived on their own before.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's irritating that they treat us like children.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
We have a gate that now has been abused so much,
and it's a gate, it should just be open.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And they now have an alarm, a bright red alarm
that sounds if you try to open it. And then
they all taken away our gate coades.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, because because like one or two people.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Apparently gave it out and abused it somehow. I don't
really know how that's possible. I guess they had too
many friends come over. I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, now you have to do this thing where if
you have someone come over, you have to run, you know,
run downstairs and use your keyfob.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, because the dialer, which is the main way we
would get in, they would have to like scroll through,
you know, fifty names to get to either my name
or grants and call us and then we would dial
them in from our phones. But apparently that's not working,
so now you have to go down there, walk to
the front gate and let whoever your guest is in
with your fobs.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, now we have people too who are just waiting
at the gate to be let in, and it's so
satisfying when we're walking home from the grocery store and
people are like, hey, will you open the gate for us?
And I'm like, no, habla English.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
This is really irritating because it's like, that's why I
don't like get food delivered here very often, because it's
just like a pain in the ass. It's like, oh, yeah,
try telling a fucking door dash person. Okay, you have
to hit the dial button about seventy five times and
then look for the name border Caitlin.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's me, and then you're gonna have to dial it and.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Then it's gonna be broken.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
And then you're gonna have to call.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Me, and I'm gonna have to walk down there.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
One of those one of those crows with the message
will fly down and you write your name on it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'll send my little owl.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Roll it back up and then put him into his claw,
and then he'll bring it up to my apartment and
then I will decide if I will come down.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's just like, yeah, it's just a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Can we can we cancel Christmas parties? Period? Like they're
just a fucking waste of money.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
We're Christmas party, Yes, Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
We're Christmas parties. Yes, everything's so goddamn expensive, dude, just
give your employees a bonus. Take the money that you
are going to spend on a on a Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
They're not going to spend money on the Christmas party.
What do you mean some companies don't spend money on their.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh no, yeah, definitely. But some I mean they're.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Because they either get it somehow, there's like a handshake deal, yeah,
or it's they expect, you know, people that they work with,
you know, like other like affiliated companies to pay for
their shit.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Hey, I know we're not at work on this Friday night,
But hey, why don't you come and hang out with
all the people you've spent the whole fucking week with
and then have to deal with like significant others, annoying people,
you know what I mean? Just I don't like it.
We went to that one Christmas party that will remain unnamed,
but we went to one that was like at a
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person's house and just ever ended.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And it was just like Jesus, you can say the name.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
No, I'm not going to because I like there are.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Chances, I guess, but yeah, no, I mean it was.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh okay, I'm very excited to tell you that I
got an online order confirmation from a few different places, right,
one being uh Pepper. Oh yeah, I bought some braziers.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I mean we saw it in Welcome to Wrexham. It's
like a new thing for guys.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, so so I'm I'm the proud brazier owner. And
what you know, there's this Black Friday Cyber Monday horseshit
which is fake. It's all fake. It's just mark up anyway,
like you know what I mean, Like just.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Means that there's shit. Was yeah, way over price to
begin with. Oh you can sell it for sixty percent
off and you're still somehow making a profit.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So I bought the the Braziers and on the website
it says free shipping over one hundred dollars. Right, I
was at ninety nine dollars, and I'm like, what the
fuck am I gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
And of course there's nothing. Some companies don't have items
for a dollar that you can buy, or it's like.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Give me like a set of pasties or something.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I didn't see anything, nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And I was just like, well, god damn it. The
fucking so literally, not spending two dollars cost me. I
think it's seventeen dollars. Eighteen dollars for shipping. Yeah, it's
like this is bullsh of pepper. But you like them though,
right I do. Yeah, they're excited.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
They're bras for people with tiny, tinier boobs.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm excited to try them out when they get here Christmas.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
No, you're going to stretch them out.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Christmas is coming to stretch them. How's your Christmas shopping going?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I mean it's pretty good. I have to go and
get some packages from the parcel locker. But like I
said earlier, well, I mean I didn't tell everyone else.
There's been Amazon drivers. That's you're delivery drivers hogging the
freakin parcel lockers. So even if I want to get
my package, I can't because there's people just non stop delivery.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I mean, I get the security thing, but what, like,
why why do we need parcel lockers.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's just a way for us to have to pay
more money more money. And it's funny how you know,
now if you move in, they're like, oh, well, wave
your parcel pending fee. It's like, okay, well what about
the people that have lived here for like almost two
years now and re signed the lease?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
What a joke?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Like, oh, I fuck, we paid for it twice, so
we paid like sixty dollars for locker, we get nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No, So yeah, but it's always. I feel like it's
always there's.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Like one of ten people that haven't moved out of
this place already.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
But also why what why does it need to be
that efficient? Why can't delivery guys go to people doors,
go to the doors.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I don't know, like that, well, why can't they even
just drop it off at the front office? Yeah, and
just I'll go pick it up there.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh and God forbid the front office. People have to
send more emails. They love sending.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Emails, or if they god forbid, they have to, you know,
have like a little mailbox for people and put it
in like a mailbox. Here's a package for you.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
The Boomers fucked us. I blame boomers for that. Kate. Uh,
you know what I was thinking about. Do you know
people who play paintball as like adults?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I mean, not paintball necessarily, but I knew someone who
was like really in the airsoft Airsoft get back.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well, I mean, is that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Like on the same level.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I think, so okay, but paintball, yeah, I guess because
you play competitive airsoft.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, I mean you could go to like these little
like indoor arenas. I mean they have outdoor work.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Like how did they judge if you get hit if
there's no paint or anything on it? Is it just
like an honor system all got hit?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I think? So yeah, it is like, oh, you get
hit and then you're supposed to like basically go and
like sit out.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I was watching this guy who's, you know, good for
him for getting active, but he was probably three three
bills easily big dude, big have not and not like fit.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Three hundred, and he does anyone to fit three hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I mean, if you're seven foot tall or you know,
you're you're spelt, if the proportions are right, sure you
can be a fit five hundred pounds. If you're not,
you know what I mean, that seems. But if you're
you're like eight feet eight and a half feet tall
and you weigh.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Five hundred and a half feet tall, I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Just saying there's people who like the big wrestlers. Those
guys are in pretty good shape and they went five
hundred and forty pounds and they're but they're seven five.
So anyway, the guy, this dude is like giant, just
fat dude, and he's but he's got the thing where
he's he refilled, you know, he poured it in, and
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he looks really officially. He's got all this fucking year on,
like a jersey, a mask, all.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
This ship like thousands of dollars, and he's he's like
behind this barrier and he just goes with his fingers
just this really quick motion and.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
You're like, well, this guy's really cool. And then he
gets up to move to the next offscle and as
soon as he moved, like gets in the open range.
It's just like just loaded up because he's so big.
It's just like the Kool Aid man, just running and
being like, you're never gonna shoot me, and then immediately
just covered. But he thought he was so cool and
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and then he just stands up and just gets It's
really funny. Pangrenated. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I went airsofting once and I got hit in the
shoulder and it was horrid. Never again. I just want
to go to like, you're not supposed to hit people
close range, apparently, and some little kid literally like hit
me like five inches away from my shoulder.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm only interested in close range airsoft.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I'm like, well, I guess I'm glad it wasn't my
fucking face. I want to go.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I want to go play airsoft and then wall playing airsoft.
I want to have like a team of people that
are just kidnapping the other players and like and then
I'm just like point blank executing them in front of
their teammates. Oh my god, I make like a video
I'd behead one of.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Them that was a psychotic Oh you know, like the
like the old beheading videos. Yeah, like that terrorist you.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Supposed to Yeah. Post nine to eleven, like whenever he
was afraid of that, I know what you mean? Do
you remember I was There was a period of time
where I was like, I hope I don't get kidnapped
by a terrorist. And then I was like, who the
fuck would kidnap me?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
They're not going to kidnap you. You kind of look
like a terrorist. Sometimes I was.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Gonna say, like maybe, I mean like he's a human trafficker.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You're gonna think that you're like a sleeper, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Looking for human trafficker, looking for a sweet boy, but
not like a like they're like, we're gonna, we're gonna
get this. We gotta get this kid from Elkirt, Indiana.
His family owns female fromes. They'll they'll pay out for sure.
And then they just cut my head off like with
a serrated bread knife.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
That's literally what these take some long time, but they
get it.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Let's see. Oh did you see the The San Francisco
obviously is going through a tough time right now, bucking
prayers with San Francisco, they got a lot going on.
The new thing that they just announced this week is
the they signed paperwork that made it okay for you know,
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the Boston dynamic robot dogs.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh, those like crazy like robot they're like guns attached.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
They're working dogs, but they have now the actual the
guns are attached and they have approval to use them
in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
On who I mean on what like who are using?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Question? Who are they not going to use them? Because
I just think they would be like, let's get seventy
five thousand these dogs?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Where are they getting all this money?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
What do you mean San Francisco?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, I know, I mean considering all this new new
things that they're passing over there, I.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Bet if we get down to the nitty where are
they getting this money? The robot dogs are coming from
the Clinton Foundation.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Those things are scary. Yeah, from the videos you showed
me the pause, they're.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Like a real thing.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Now, okay, click click click click click click. That's just
it's creepy and you just hear it goes.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, like lock in a place and you know it's
got to be funny. It's like AI Tesla builds, so
it's like accurate. You know, it's not going to be firing. Really,
it'll hit if you wants to hit you, it will
hit you.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, it'll be like the Guardians on Zelda.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, Kate, Kate's and a Zelda hole right now? Sorry,
what how far are you? What's your percentage? And she's
playing Breadth of the Wild on switch?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I don't know, how do you see any of that?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Suff It should say in your loading page how much?
What percentage you're at, and whatever you think you're at,
you're gonna be like, fuck, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm probably at like twelve percent.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
That's like I played that Star Wars Legos game before
I don't know, like a week. It's like, man, I
put a big dent in this never you know, I
just kept the switch on just and when I finally
loaded the game, it was like six percent.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, it's like fuck, dude, oh my god, how big
is this thing? But yeah, no, there's just so much
to do in that game. I don't know how anyone
could ever like finish it one hundred percent, like do
every little thing.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Christmas Story sequel came out, and I have no interest in.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
We had it on for all of like what, probably
five min.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
This isn't good, Like the voiceover bothered me. Ralphie's voice
was annoying. I don't know, Okay, do you have anything
you want to talk about on the premium.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
What's on your little list over there? Did we get everything?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
You know?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
What I think is, oh no, there's I still have
a ton of shit. But the thing that's interesting is
the people who are sports journalists. And I see a
lot of it because I am just kind of the
circle I run with. And then we're doing the Philadelphia
Eagles minute and it has like six likes. But there's
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like all this production. You're like, why the fuck do
you do this? You're clearly you're not making any money
doing it, right, But you see like people who are like,
I'm an expert. I know, here's what I have to
say sports, I mean video for photographer, analyst, screenwriter, director,
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what else.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Whenever I see people that have all those titles like
on like their social media or wherever, I'm like, okay,
so that's basically you saying you don't have a job.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah. No. Well also too, it's it's like, okay, well, yeah,
those are all the things you can do, but how
well do you do any of them?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah? I mean if you have, if you have like
twenty five different freelance jobs that you're doing, then well.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
The other thing is if you can't see their work
or you see like just like I don't know, like
people just photos. You'll go to their work on their
website and it's just photos and you're like, well, okay,
it does say your photographer, but it also says you
do video, you do all this other shit. Show me
an example of your writing and when you've been hired
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to write and how much you got paid to do this?
You know what I mean, Like give me the specifics.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, but they're never gonna show you that because it
probably was like, oh, my uncle has his own clothing,
so I uh, I did his his artwork.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I wrote, I wrote this. I wrote the script that
he read in his commercials. So now I can write
copywriter and screenwriter on my fucking.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Resume and graphic design, graphic design.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And like all you did was just block letter text
on like a black background.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, TM use like the free what's the free version
of photoshop?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Uh Phototopia?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, he used that, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Phototopia is a ship. I really like Phototopia. I used
that because I dude, I'm not gonna pay. It used
to be like you could get the Adobe shit and
it would you could buy like the video editing software,
the the photo editing software, and it would be like
forty bucks a year. And now it's it's like if
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you were to buy the whole production package, it would
be seventy four dollars a month.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh, which do you think it's just because that like
that they can get away with that because the demand
because like literally now everyone is everybody's a creator, Yeah,
doing shit online? Making shit online? Do you feel like
most people like they're doing like I don't know, that's
where you're making stuff? You know they're doing like even
like online art and stuff, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'm gonna say something wild that I don't think we've
ever broached on this topic, but I was thinking about
it the other day that like teenagers now are the
most outspoken, like vicious whatever about their opinion, aggressive with
their opinions, but they have nothing important to say. Have
you noticed that?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Or they have no like new thoughts that haven't been
like YEA said, like for the past like twenty thirty years.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Or or it's this thing where they feel like they're
being a pressed somehow, right, Like I understand the importance
of this is this is where it's going to get
a little salty. Where we might get into some issues.
But this is the premium, uh, the like all the
gender identity stuff. Do you know how many times a
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day I think I'm a man?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, And I don't ever really think to myself like
I'm a woman.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
So, I mean, like, to me, the least interesting thing
about me.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Is is the thing that I share with like half
the population.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I'm a dude, you know what I mean, Like you're
like whatever, And sure you can feel different, you can
have all these things. But what I'm saying is that's
the least interesting part of my personality is how I
see myself as And so why is it? Is it
the most important thing for people? It's like all they talk.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
About because that's their identity.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I mean, is that so that's what it means.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That's how they identify, that's their eye identity.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
But but does identifying as something mean you just like
shout about it, like all the time.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Climate change over there, just like hardstance.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
No, I mean, like this is just not a whole
lot that's funny about it, Like.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You know what's I'm really saying it? I know, so
I feel like I'm just gonna stop. I'm gonna stop talking.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, I just I don't know. I just think there's
and it's like the sexual identity stuff like I'm gay,
I'm straight, I'm whatever. Who the fuck gives a ship?
I don't think about your sexuality, like like not you,
but to like random people, I don't think about that ship.
I don't care. I don't care what you're into. I
don't care what you do when I'm not in front
(24:52):
of you. If I'm not around, do whatever you want. Honestly,
if I'm around, do you know, with limitations, do what
you want. Like, I'm pretty open and supportive of people,
but I just don't what's the big fucking deal. But
then it's like, you know, it's like you can't even say,
like I want to just be involved in it, like
a human community, because people will be like, well I
(25:13):
don't identify as human and they're like, well, okay, cool man.
What then? Like but what I don't know? Slippery slope
on this one. I uh nine one zero five seven
two eight seven one. I give out the telephone number after.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
That, Yeah, like people are gonna recall us after that.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Let's see. We talked about the fact I play paintball.
I was on undertaking the podcast uh huh with the
boys Brian and Ryan. Yeah, And it was such a
pain in the ass to get it up and running.
I had this whole plan to be like fun and engaging,
and I'm pretty sure it's probably one of the worst
episodes of anything I've done because I just had note.
(25:55):
I was like, yeah, totally guys death, it's weird, and
I just was trying too hard, I think at certain
points and it just wasn't It wasn't funny or entertaining.
And then I got the one guy to go on
like a tirade and like curse a whole bunch, and
you know it's my influence. Dude.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I don't know when that you were able to spend
some time with them.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, I don't know when that's gonna come out, though.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I don't know they're just gonna scrap it.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
There's plenty of episodes I've scrapped. I'm talking about like
the Love Pop Family Fest COVID episode. I almost I
almost scrapped that like eight times. I just kept reopening it,
but I probably should have. U Oh, yeah, I gotta
rewatching The Sopranos, and I was watching and there was
(26:48):
a scene where Tony is playing Mario Kart with aj
his son. Yeah, and he's holding the controller with one hand.
What And it's like Nintendo sixty four. So he's just
using the joystick and he's beating them. But you need
to hold down, accelerate, you need to hold on a
and so he's holding it and he's like, I'm kicking
(27:09):
your ass and he's saying all this stuff, and the
gamer in me it was like, well, this is.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You don't even know how to hold the controller.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You're not even Italian, Tony. That show is so good.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I still haven't like watched really most of it.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Secret Life of College.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Girls, Sex Life of College Girls.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Secret, Sex Life of College Girls.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Secret.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Those girls are ugly except the one.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I think the one is pretty, which one, the one
with like the short brown.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Hair, the one who's got the she's the nerd.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, she's the prettiest hair. Oh okay, yeah, I agree
with you on that. I feel like she got a
lot skinnier this season from last season.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Maybe I'm pretty sure maybe one of the other ones
picked up that way, you know what I'm talking about?
Oh my god, do they And they're also you can
tell they're cognizant the way they shoot it. They're like,
we need to shoot different angles. You can't shoot straight
on anymore. We got to like skew everything to the side.
(28:17):
Have you noticed that I have the way the way
this one person's position.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I do like the shell though. It's pretty good. I
think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, it's it's got moments like it's not.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's not like a serious watch. It's not like really
heavy or anything. It's just kind of funny and silly.
Do you remember.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Okay, there's a scene in Fast and the Furious. Are
you familiar with that? Those movies Kate, Fast and Fury.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I mean I haven't seen all like fifteen of them,
but yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
There's a there's a scene that stands out, and I
was thinking about it the other day. Hold on, I
just want to see if I can play it. God
damn it. Of course. Oh here we go. Oh fuck it.
You know what it's not. Uh, it's not Fast and Furious.
(29:10):
It's the movie Den of Thieves And it's a scene
where fifty cent the guy comes to pick up his
daughter right and it's like, h he wants to take
him out in the garage and all his buddies are there,
so they're walking into the garage fifty in this kid
and there's just dudes lifting weights, giant buff dudes. So
(29:35):
that's what's up.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
For the past sixteen years, my daughter's safety and protection.
It's been my responsibility and my responsibility only now for
the first time.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
In her life.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I see, I gotta hang you that responsibility. Don't fuck up. Well,
your mama will weep as she has to wheel your
ass around every day the rest of your life.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Okay, So basically, it's fifty cent threatening a high school
kid that's going to take his daughter out. That's premise.
What if it was the same scene but his daughter
was a lesbian and he takes like this girl out,
you know, like a petitue girl. There's just like a
bunch of dudes and he's like, I'm interusting you with
(30:17):
the safety of my daughter and I if you don't
bring her back by eleven thirty, you will wake up
in a wheelchair like shit like that just threatening your
lesbian daughter's girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Like that's funny, right, Yeah, it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
What are we having for dinner?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Kate? Definitely not naters, Yeah, fuck naters. Definitely not Jersey Mike.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
No Jersey Mics. We're not gonna eat at the zoo. No,
you excited for Christmas? Yeah? Are you done Christmas shopping?
That's where I wanted to ask you.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I don't really think so. I mean, I want to
pick up my packages that I ordered because I feel
like I can't really remember like what I've ordered at
this point, because I know, of like the past like
week or so, I've just been ordering a ton of
stuff because I'm like, I really need to get on
Christmas shopping because I say I haven't done anything, and
then all of a sudden, I was just like, I
(31:13):
really need to just do this.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Well, I figure too if I spread it out a
little bit, I.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Don't want to be waiting until like the twentieth of
me ordering everyone's gifts, Like what am I doing?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Well, it's also an easier like financial burden if you're like, oh,
I'm gonna buy some gifts at the beginning of the
November by something, you know what I mean, Just spread
it out versus being like, fuck, it's two days before
Christmas and I gotta spend like one thousand dollars on
all the people.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, I'm trying to get like all the big because
our family, like well my family, they will do stocking stuffers,
you know on Christmas Eve and then like we'll do
like Christmas Morning. I got to do like actual gifts,
but I'm trying to get all the big gifts bot
and then just like focus on so then all I
have to worry about is like stocking stuffers for people.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I feel like I got you done for the most part,
unless you want anything else and just let it to me.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
You're like, oh, by it if I have to, I mean, if.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
You want, I worked on this because I want to
say this to you as nice as possible.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
You understand, Yeah, yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What mean?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Okay, Jenny, if you don't bring my daughter Cindy back
by ten thirty, I will crush your skull with my
car tire right.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I will been both of your feedbackwards.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Have you seen the movie Hostile? I will do everything
they do in that movie to you. And she's like fifteen,
and you're just like, did you just threaten that child?
Did you just tell that child?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Just threaten that little girl?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Did you just say we're gonna burn her eyeball out?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I'm a hostile to be awful like, could you imagine,
like does this sound that that would probably.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Make like inside your head too, like you'd hear the bubble. Well,
you probably just fucking you. Probably your brain probably just
shuts off, you know how. It's like the thing is
is like somebody have like a bad accident and they'll
just be like, I just remember waking up in the hospital.
I feel like at a certain point, your brain's just
like all right, we're just gonna ride over this.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
You just blackout, You're just in shock.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
It's like the guy from top Gear, he was in
a coma after one of the cars, the jet car
he was driving crashed or no, he is three hundred
miles per hour something and he flipped it and he
was in a coma and he's like, yeah, I mean
I remember driving, having a great time, and then and
then waking up waking up in a full body cast,
(33:52):
being like fuck, be like you've been asleep for eight months? Shit?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Why am I so tiring Z to get go into
a coma and then just wake up and be like
a year later.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Like The Walking Dead? That's how Rick Grimes woke.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Up, Oh yeah, you're right in a coma.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And he woke up and it's the fucking zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Do you remember the they were doing Heroin with draw
treatments where they would they would induce a coma. Did
you ever see this? And basically they would like paralyze
your whole body except your foot in your ankle, and
so you're you're you would be just asleep and essentially paralyzed.
(34:34):
I don't know if they put you on breathing machine
or anything like that, but then your foot would be like.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Spasm out.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah. No, I think that's actually technically the accurate terminology
for that. If I were to be like, kay, you're
a spas, probably have to cut that. But yeah, do
you know anything about this FTX shit? The bitcoin people?
Oh that with Tom Brady and are you are you aware.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Of that or just kind of the CEO like stepped
down and stuff right that one.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, but there's like and they're like a hundreds of
millions of dollars missing.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, because they overvalued their company or their coin or
whatever that they were selling.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Right, I don't know, I don't see. I think he
just like absconded with money somewhere or put it somewhere.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I thought it was because they overvalued like what maybe
the coin or token or whatever it was that they
were selling was worth like they were overvaluing it. And
then when all these people got nervous because we're about
to go into recession or we are in a recession already,
then all these people got nervous, so they started like
wanting to like cash out their investments. And then or
(35:48):
they got word or something that they thought that the
company wasn't like uh like enough or they didn't have
it the funds, and so then all these people started
trying to like cash out, and then they were just
like yeah, and then the CEO was like, yeah, I
fucked up or whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Ceo he offered to buy Twitter with Elon Musk. He
was like, I have three billion dollars lying around and
Eli was like, nah, you don't. There's no fucking way.
And he realized he I guess he realized he was crooked.
Like immediately, it's just wild. I would man, that's just
such a weird thing to get into. I get how
(36:26):
some people have made a lot of money in crypto,
but it seems like at some point somebody can just
turn the lights off and just walk away with your.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Money, yeah, or yeah, oh, or they could just be like,
oh yeah, sorry, the thing that we were telling you
was really worth like a million dollars per per full
coin or whatever, is actually really worth.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Like ten cents before we move on, Kate. And by
move on, I mean in the episode and Find Dinner
the Gizlaine Maxwell documentary, giz.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Lane Glaine, that's all they were singing on the thing
Gilaine spelled j Zazen, Gizlaine.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
What do you think about all that? Do you buy it?
Filthy rich on Netflix is what it's called.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Do I buy the fact that she.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Was like the way they're selling the story.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
It was more of a monster than Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah, there's a lot of that in the documentary.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, there were a lot of people saying that and
how she was very manipulative and blah blah blah. It's like, Okay, yeah,
a lot of women are manipulative. A lot of people
in general are manipulative. You know, it doesn't I don't
think it matters if your man or a woman, But
I just I don't know. I feel, like, like I
said last night, those girls, Yeah they were young and
(37:45):
probably like naive or whatever, but they still knew what
they were getting into by hanging out with like a
weird swinger type people, especially because every single person on
that documentary was saying how immediately upon meeting Gallaine or
Gislaine or.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Whatever talking about sex, She's.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Like she had like this crazy like sexual energy that
she just like put out there and you just you know,
felt it immediately sort of thing. So I feel like,
as a girl, you would pick up on that immediately,
and then you'd see Jeffrey. You would oh, there's some
weird things going on.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You would just see Jeffrey and be like, got it,
I'm out of here.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, But no, you decided to go with it. They
were like, Oh, we'll fly you out in our private
jet to our private island and where, and buy you
fucking dresses for you to wear for us.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
And you'd be like, what's the catch? What do I
have to do for this?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
You would think that eventually they would expect something in return,
and no matter how naive you are, you would think
that eventually you would think that they would expect something.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
If I called you and was like, oh my god,
this billionaire is flying me out to his island to
write the next season of My Funeral Home. Stories like uninterrupted,
you would be like, well, he's gonna fuck.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It, yeah, like he wants to it in your butt.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, he's I don't know. This is also we're on
weird territory talking about this the way we're talking about it.
But just Layne is a monster.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, worse than Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Worse worse than Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
But also the whole documentary is but do you.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Also think it's one of those things that they're saying
that about her because she's still alive and Jeffrey's dead,
so they're like, oh, we feel too bad talking too
much shit about a dead guy.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I don't know. I mean it's I don't think anybody
really thinks of talking about Jeffrey Epstein like that. Well,
and also the documentary starts out with on six months
after Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. Yeah, his suicide. It's like, well,
you have to believe that he killed himself just to
get started in the documentary, you know what I mean,
(39:52):
Like they're already operating under the assumption that's what you think.
They don't even question it, yeah, Like, and they also
don't get into any of the like why were they
doing this like it was clearly there's like a you
know what a honeypot scheme.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Is like kind of where they blackmail.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
You get somebody you a honeypot like it. It's like
sexual thing. You you have a party basically, Yeah, you
have a party and you have like people come over
and that are you know, of note and in power.
And then once the party gets really kicking, you offer
them something wild or it's like a prostitution ring or
(40:30):
something like that, get them in the door.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Film it's like a fifteen year old or something.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, they film you doing something and they're you know,
they get you in that room anyway possible. And then
but they don't talk about any of the honey potting,
like why all the famous people were on this list
and on this It's fucking crazy. I don't know, Okay,
do we done?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Nine one zero, five, five, seven two eight seventy one.
I have a great week. Thank you for subscribing to
the premium episode, and we will see you next.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Week, right, Yeah, I mean I'll be here probably a
little print Empy wears a Bigger Boy
That's an ugly face. You shouldn't make that.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's that's making face like you should know.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
That's why I keep my eyes closed.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's very nice, very very revealed. Kay doesn't like me? No, no,
why not?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I love you, but I don't like you right now
because you mean to.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Me, I mean to you.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I believe.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't understand. I do not.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Understand well because you're a little slow.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Can we talk about Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You always want to talk about but we never, we never,
we never get into it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You're fucking obsessed, shady ass Taylor Swift. Dude, she's fucking
up to something, right.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You always claim to claim. I can't talk.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You've said some stuff about Taylor.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Swift, oh like almost money hungry.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Almost as crazy as your global Warming tape.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I just think she's a little bit of a liar.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Liar in what capacity?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
But I feel like she lies about like where she
came from and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well you have some inside scoop, what's that? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I think she pretends that she came comes from like
a really super small like town and stuff, and it's
kind I mean it's kind of small, but not no,
not really.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Christmas tree Land Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I mean, it's not really that small weird from Why Missing,
I'm pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Sure which is where Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's in Pennslvania. And it's not really that small of
a town. I mean comparing it to like Phoenix, yes,
or like Philadelphia. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So was Taylor Swift like white trash?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And then I think there was one magazine article that
said she grew up on a farm, and I'm like,
there are no farms and why Missing?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Like was she like was she like trailer Park? No?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I don't I'd rather not know everything. I don't care
about Taylor Swift at all. I just I do. I
think she's fake. I think she's phony blooney.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, I kind of agree with that.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And then I all just charging her stupid fans for
everything A hundred times.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, I mean like she would always she said that
she was like an outcast in high school, and like,
I don't know, I feel like she has like a
very clear, like history of failed relationships and she's always
like playing the victim and wanting to blame somebody else
for everything. It's like, Okay, I get that that inspires
(02:48):
your music or whatever, but I don't know, she just
gets kind of old.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm tired of hearing people be like I was an
outcast at high school.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Everybody kind of was. Even if you were cool, you
still felt like an outcast on occasion. So it's like,
that's not a hero's story anymore. Jeffrey Dahmer felt like
an outcast. Who do you think is more successful Jeffrey
Dahmer or Taylor Swift? Like in their field?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean, I would say that they're both very successful.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
They're competitive, like in terms of.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, they're similar.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I mean, I don't get it. I don't know why
people are obsessed with them. I think it's fucked up
to be into that ship.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, stop idol.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah yeah, damn stop making TV. Stop making TV shows.
I love about those people, right, Speaking of those those people,
our neighbor died. Our downstairs neighbor died.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, I mean we don't know for sure he.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Was He was slayed by old age. The reaper fucking
knocked on his door. It's like he was so old.
The people that live in that apartment are like.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
A thousand years old, his daughters.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
There's three people, and if you can add their ages up,
it's a thousand.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
His daughter is old or whoever that was living there
with the dog. Yeah, I'm guessing the daughter, right. I
mean they're nice though.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
They are very nice. But what I was going to
say is they died and I when we had COVID,
I had rent and errand and they had a bunch
of flower arrangements on on their patio and I was like,
oh ship, the guy died.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
But you know what's funny is.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
They're still there, smoking, like ten times.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Still smoking, and they they don't know how to park
their car.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I don't know which car is there.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's like the blue SUV that's always parked half in
the handicapped spot, half in the regular spot.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh yeah, that one. Do we live in the handicapped building?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I mean that's where they that's where they needed to
put us.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Legally, they put all the handicap people, including us.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Speaking of there's our apartment complexes.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh yeah again like Nazi Germany, can't vape in your
apartment nicotine vapes. I'm like, uh yeah, try telling a
smoker that they kept to fucking go.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Out, Gonna have to walk to the grocery store to vape.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
They have to go stand outside every time they want
to hit their vape one time.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Otherwise we will terminate your lease and assassinates.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So ridiculous everyone. And then they were talking about marijuana laws. Yeah,
and then they ended it like, if you are one
or one of the individuals who is not in violation
of this, then we thank you for your can we
thank you so much for your cooperation or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You know, if it wasn't so goddamn expensive to live here,
I wouldn't mind all the emails. But because it's it's
way too, way too expensive to live here.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It is.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's very expensive to live here, and they act like
no one's ever lived on their own before.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's irritating that they treat us like children.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
We have a gate that now has been abused so much,
and it's a gate, it should just be open.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And they now have an alarm, a bright red alarm
that sounds if you try to open it. And then
they all taken away our gate coades.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, because because like one or two people.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Apparently gave it out and abused it somehow. I don't
really know how that's possible. I guess they had too
many friends come over. I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, now you have to do this thing where if
you have someone come over, you have to run, you know,
run downstairs and use your keyfob.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, because the dialer, which is the main way we
would get in, they would have to like scroll through,
you know, fifty names to get to either my name
or grants and call us and then we would dial
them in from our phones. But apparently that's not working,
so now you have to go down there, walk to
the front gate and let whoever your guest is in
with your fobs.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, now we have people too who are just waiting
at the gate to be let in, and it's so
satisfying when we're walking home from the grocery store and
people are like, hey, will you open the gate for us?
And I'm like, no, habla English.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
This is really irritating because it's like, that's why I
don't like get food delivered here very often, because it's
just like a pain in the ass. It's like, oh, yeah,
try telling a fucking door dash person. Okay, you have
to hit the dial button about seventy five times and
then look for the name border Caitlin.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's me, and then you're gonna have to dial it and.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Then it's gonna be broken.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
And then you're gonna have to call.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Me, and I'm gonna have to walk down there.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
One of those one of those crows with the message
will fly down and you write your name on it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'll send my little owl.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Roll it back up and then put him into his claw,
and then he'll bring it up to my apartment and
then I will decide if I will come down.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's just like, yeah, it's just a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Can we can we cancel Christmas parties? Period? Like they're
just a fucking waste of money.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
We're Christmas party, Yes, Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
We're Christmas parties. Yes, everything's so goddamn expensive, dude, just
give your employees a bonus. Take the money that you
are going to spend on a on a Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
They're not going to spend money on the Christmas party.
What do you mean some companies don't spend money on their.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh no, yeah, definitely. But some I mean they're.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Because they either get it somehow, there's like a handshake deal, yeah,
or it's they expect, you know, people that they work with,
you know, like other like affiliated companies to pay for
their shit.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Hey, I know we're not at work on this Friday night,
But hey, why don't you come and hang out with
all the people you've spent the whole fucking week with
and then have to deal with like significant others, annoying people,
you know what I mean? Just I don't like it.
We went to that one Christmas party that will remain unnamed,
but we went to one that was like at a
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person's house and just ever ended.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And it was just like Jesus, you can say the name.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
No, I'm not going to because I like there are.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Chances, I guess, but yeah, no, I mean it was.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh okay, I'm very excited to tell you that I
got an online order confirmation from a few different places, right,
one being uh Pepper. Oh yeah, I bought some braziers.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I mean we saw it in Welcome to Wrexham. It's
like a new thing for guys.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, so so I'm I'm the proud brazier owner. And
what you know, there's this Black Friday Cyber Monday horseshit
which is fake. It's all fake. It's just mark up anyway,
like you know what I mean, Like just.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Means that there's shit. Was yeah, way over price to
begin with. Oh you can sell it for sixty percent
off and you're still somehow making a profit.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So I bought the the Braziers and on the website
it says free shipping over one hundred dollars. Right, I
was at ninety nine dollars, and I'm like, what the
fuck am I gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
And of course there's nothing. Some companies don't have items
for a dollar that you can buy, or it's like.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Give me like a set of pasties or something.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I didn't see anything, nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And I was just like, well, god damn it. The
fucking so literally, not spending two dollars cost me. I
think it's seventeen dollars. Eighteen dollars for shipping. Yeah, it's
like this is bullsh of pepper. But you like them though,
right I do. Yeah, they're excited.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
They're bras for people with tiny, tinier boobs.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm excited to try them out when they get here Christmas.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
No, you're going to stretch them out.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Christmas is coming to stretch them. How's your Christmas shopping going?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I mean it's pretty good. I have to go and
get some packages from the parcel locker. But like I
said earlier, well, I mean I didn't tell everyone else.
There's been Amazon drivers. That's you're delivery drivers hogging the
freakin parcel lockers. So even if I want to get
my package, I can't because there's people just non stop delivery.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I mean, I get the security thing, but what, like,
why why do we need parcel lockers.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's just a way for us to have to pay
more money more money. And it's funny how you know,
now if you move in, they're like, oh, well, wave
your parcel pending fee. It's like, okay, well what about
the people that have lived here for like almost two
years now and re signed the lease?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
What a joke?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Like, oh, I fuck, we paid for it twice, so
we paid like sixty dollars for locker, we get nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No, So yeah, but it's always. I feel like it's
always there's.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Like one of ten people that haven't moved out of
this place already.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
But also why what why does it need to be
that efficient? Why can't delivery guys go to people doors,
go to the doors.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I don't know, like that, well, why can't they even
just drop it off at the front office? Yeah, and
just I'll go pick it up there.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh and God forbid the front office. People have to
send more emails. They love sending.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Emails, or if they god forbid, they have to, you know,
have like a little mailbox for people and put it
in like a mailbox. Here's a package for you.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
The Boomers fucked us. I blame boomers for that. Kate. Uh,
you know what I was thinking about. Do you know
people who play paintball as like adults?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I mean, not paintball necessarily, but I knew someone who
was like really in the airsoft Airsoft get back.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well, I mean, is that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Like on the same level.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I think, so okay, but paintball, yeah, I guess because
you play competitive airsoft.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, I mean you could go to like these little
like indoor arenas. I mean they have outdoor work.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Like how did they judge if you get hit if
there's no paint or anything on it? Is it just
like an honor system all got hit?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I think? So yeah, it is like, oh, you get
hit and then you're supposed to like basically go and
like sit out.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I was watching this guy who's, you know, good for
him for getting active, but he was probably three three
bills easily big dude, big have not and not like fit.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Three hundred, and he does anyone to fit three hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I mean, if you're seven foot tall or you know,
you're you're spelt, if the proportions are right, sure you
can be a fit five hundred pounds. If you're not,
you know what I mean, that seems. But if you're
you're like eight feet eight and a half feet tall
and you weigh.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Five hundred and a half feet tall, I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Just saying there's people who like the big wrestlers. Those
guys are in pretty good shape and they went five
hundred and forty pounds and they're but they're seven five.
So anyway, the guy, this dude is like giant, just
fat dude, and he's but he's got the thing where
he's he refilled, you know, he poured it in, and
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he looks really officially. He's got all this fucking year on,
like a jersey, a mask, all.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
This ship like thousands of dollars, and he's he's like
behind this barrier and he just goes with his fingers
just this really quick motion and.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
You're like, well, this guy's really cool. And then he
gets up to move to the next offscle and as
soon as he moved, like gets in the open range.
It's just like just loaded up because he's so big.
It's just like the Kool Aid man, just running and
being like, you're never gonna shoot me, and then immediately
just covered. But he thought he was so cool and
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and then he just stands up and just gets It's
really funny. Pangrenated. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I went airsofting once and I got hit in the
shoulder and it was horrid. Never again. I just want
to go to like, you're not supposed to hit people
close range, apparently, and some little kid literally like hit
me like five inches away from my shoulder.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm only interested in close range airsoft.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I'm like, well, I guess I'm glad it wasn't my
fucking face. I want to go.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I want to go play airsoft and then wall playing airsoft.
I want to have like a team of people that
are just kidnapping the other players and like and then
I'm just like point blank executing them in front of
their teammates. Oh my god, I make like a video
I'd behead one of.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Them that was a psychotic Oh you know, like the
like the old beheading videos. Yeah, like that terrorist you.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Supposed to Yeah. Post nine to eleven, like whenever he
was afraid of that, I know what you mean? Do
you remember I was There was a period of time
where I was like, I hope I don't get kidnapped
by a terrorist. And then I was like, who the
fuck would kidnap me?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
They're not going to kidnap you. You kind of look
like a terrorist. Sometimes I was.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Gonna say, like maybe, I mean like he's a human trafficker.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You're gonna think that you're like a sleeper, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Looking for human trafficker, looking for a sweet boy, but
not like a like they're like, we're gonna, we're gonna
get this. We gotta get this kid from Elkirt, Indiana.
His family owns female fromes. They'll they'll pay out for sure.
And then they just cut my head off like with
a serrated bread knife.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
That's literally what these take some long time, but they
get it.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Let's see. Oh did you see the The San Francisco
obviously is going through a tough time right now, bucking
prayers with San Francisco, they got a lot going on.
The new thing that they just announced this week is
the they signed paperwork that made it okay for you know,
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the Boston dynamic robot dogs.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh, those like crazy like robot they're like guns attached.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
They're working dogs, but they have now the actual the
guns are attached and they have approval to use them
in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
On who I mean on what like who are using?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Question? Who are they not going to use them? Because
I just think they would be like, let's get seventy
five thousand these dogs?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Where are they getting all this money?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
What do you mean San Francisco?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, I know, I mean considering all this new new
things that they're passing over there, I.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Bet if we get down to the nitty where are
they getting this money? The robot dogs are coming from
the Clinton Foundation.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Those things are scary. Yeah, from the videos you showed
me the pause, they're.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Like a real thing.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Now, okay, click click click click click click. That's just
it's creepy and you just hear it goes.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, like lock in a place and you know it's
got to be funny. It's like AI Tesla builds, so
it's like accurate. You know, it's not going to be firing. Really,
it'll hit if you wants to hit you, it will
hit you.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, it'll be like the Guardians on Zelda.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, Kate, Kate's and a Zelda hole right now? Sorry,
what how far are you? What's your percentage? And she's
playing Breadth of the Wild on switch?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I don't know, how do you see any of that?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Suff It should say in your loading page how much?
What percentage you're at, and whatever you think you're at,
you're gonna be like, fuck, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm probably at like twelve percent.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
That's like I played that Star Wars Legos game before
I don't know, like a week. It's like, man, I
put a big dent in this never you know, I
just kept the switch on just and when I finally
loaded the game, it was like six percent.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, it's like fuck, dude, oh my god, how big
is this thing? But yeah, no, there's just so much
to do in that game. I don't know how anyone
could ever like finish it one hundred percent, like do
every little thing.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Christmas Story sequel came out, and I have no interest in.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
We had it on for all of like what, probably
five min.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
This isn't good, Like the voiceover bothered me. Ralphie's voice
was annoying. I don't know, Okay, do you have anything
you want to talk about on the premium.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
What's on your little list over there? Did we get everything?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
You know?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
What I think is, oh no, there's I still have
a ton of shit. But the thing that's interesting is
the people who are sports journalists. And I see a
lot of it because I am just kind of the
circle I run with. And then we're doing the Philadelphia
Eagles minute and it has like six likes. But there's
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like all this production. You're like, why the fuck do
you do this? You're clearly you're not making any money
doing it, right, But you see like people who are like,
I'm an expert. I know, here's what I have to
say sports, I mean video for photographer, analyst, screenwriter, director,
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what else.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Whenever I see people that have all those titles like
on like their social media or wherever, I'm like, okay,
so that's basically you saying you don't have a job.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah. No. Well also too, it's it's like, okay, well, yeah,
those are all the things you can do, but how
well do you do any of them?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah? I mean if you have, if you have like
twenty five different freelance jobs that you're doing, then well.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
The other thing is if you can't see their work
or you see like just like I don't know, like
people just photos. You'll go to their work on their
website and it's just photos and you're like, well, okay,
it does say your photographer, but it also says you
do video, you do all this other shit. Show me
an example of your writing and when you've been hired
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to write and how much you got paid to do this?
You know what I mean, Like give me the specifics.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, but they're never gonna show you that because it
probably was like, oh, my uncle has his own clothing,
so I uh, I did his his artwork.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I wrote, I wrote this. I wrote the script that
he read in his commercials. So now I can write
copywriter and screenwriter on my fucking.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Resume and graphic design, graphic design.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And like all you did was just block letter text
on like a black background.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, TM use like the free what's the free version
of photoshop?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Uh Phototopia?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, he used that, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Phototopia is a ship. I really like Phototopia. I used
that because I dude, I'm not gonna pay. It used
to be like you could get the Adobe shit and
it would you could buy like the video editing software,
the the photo editing software, and it would be like
forty bucks a year. And now it's it's like if
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you were to buy the whole production package, it would
be seventy four dollars a month.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh, which do you think it's just because that like
that they can get away with that because the demand
because like literally now everyone is everybody's a creator, Yeah,
doing shit online? Making shit online? Do you feel like
most people like they're doing like I don't know, that's
where you're making stuff? You know they're doing like even
like online art and stuff, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'm gonna say something wild that I don't think we've
ever broached on this topic, but I was thinking about
it the other day that like teenagers now are the
most outspoken, like vicious whatever about their opinion, aggressive with
their opinions, but they have nothing important to say. Have
you noticed that?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Or they have no like new thoughts that haven't been
like YEA said, like for the past like twenty thirty years.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Or or it's this thing where they feel like they're
being a pressed somehow, right, Like I understand the importance
of this is this is where it's going to get
a little salty. Where we might get into some issues.
But this is the premium, uh, the like all the
gender identity stuff. Do you know how many times a
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day I think I'm a man?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, And I don't ever really think to myself like
I'm a woman.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
So, I mean, like, to me, the least interesting thing
about me.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Is is the thing that I share with like half
the population.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I'm a dude, you know what I mean, Like you're
like whatever, And sure you can feel different, you can
have all these things. But what I'm saying is that's
the least interesting part of my personality is how I
see myself as And so why is it? Is it
the most important thing for people? It's like all they talk.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
About because that's their identity.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I mean, is that so that's what it means.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That's how they identify, that's their eye identity.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
But but does identifying as something mean you just like
shout about it, like all the time.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Climate change over there, just like hardstance.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
No, I mean, like this is just not a whole
lot that's funny about it, Like.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You know what's I'm really saying it? I know, so
I feel like I'm just gonna stop. I'm gonna stop talking.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, I just I don't know. I just think there's
and it's like the sexual identity stuff like I'm gay,
I'm straight, I'm whatever. Who the fuck gives a ship?
I don't think about your sexuality, like like not you,
but to like random people, I don't think about that ship.
I don't care. I don't care what you're into. I
don't care what you do when I'm not in front
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of you. If I'm not around, do whatever you want. Honestly,
if I'm around, do you know, with limitations, do what
you want. Like, I'm pretty open and supportive of people,
but I just don't what's the big fucking deal. But
then it's like, you know, it's like you can't even say,
like I want to just be involved in it, like
a human community, because people will be like, well I
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don't identify as human and they're like, well, okay, cool man.
What then? Like but what I don't know? Slippery slope
on this one. I uh nine one zero five seven
two eight seven one. I give out the telephone number after.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
That, Yeah, like people are gonna recall us after that.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Let's see. We talked about the fact I play paintball.
I was on undertaking the podcast uh huh with the
boys Brian and Ryan. Yeah, And it was such a
pain in the ass to get it up and running.
I had this whole plan to be like fun and engaging,
and I'm pretty sure it's probably one of the worst
episodes of anything I've done because I just had note.
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I was like, yeah, totally guys death, it's weird, and
I just was trying too hard, I think at certain
points and it just wasn't It wasn't funny or entertaining.
And then I got the one guy to go on
like a tirade and like curse a whole bunch, and
you know it's my influence. Dude.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I don't know when that you were able to spend
some time with them.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, I don't know when that's gonna come out, though.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I don't know they're just gonna scrap it.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
There's plenty of episodes I've scrapped. I'm talking about like
the Love Pop Family Fest COVID episode. I almost I
almost scrapped that like eight times. I just kept reopening it,
but I probably should have. U Oh, yeah, I gotta
rewatching The Sopranos, and I was watching and there was
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a scene where Tony is playing Mario Kart with aj
his son. Yeah, and he's holding the controller with one hand.
What And it's like Nintendo sixty four. So he's just
using the joystick and he's beating them. But you need
to hold down, accelerate, you need to hold on a
and so he's holding it and he's like, I'm kicking
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your ass and he's saying all this stuff, and the
gamer in me it was like, well, this is.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You don't even know how to hold the controller.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You're not even Italian, Tony. That show is so good.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I still haven't like watched really most of it.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Secret Life of College.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Girls, Sex Life of College Girls.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Secret, Sex Life of College Girls.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Secret.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Those girls are ugly except the one.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I think the one is pretty, which one, the one
with like the short brown.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Hair, the one who's got the she's the nerd.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, she's the prettiest hair. Oh okay, yeah, I agree
with you on that. I feel like she got a
lot skinnier this season from last season.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Maybe I'm pretty sure maybe one of the other ones
picked up that way, you know what I'm talking about?
Oh my god, do they And they're also you can
tell they're cognizant the way they shoot it. They're like,
we need to shoot different angles. You can't shoot straight
on anymore. We got to like skew everything to the side.
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Have you noticed that I have the way the way
this one person's position.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I do like the shell though. It's pretty good. I
think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, it's it's got moments like it's not.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's not like a serious watch. It's not like really
heavy or anything. It's just kind of funny and silly.
Do you remember.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Okay, there's a scene in Fast and the Furious. Are
you familiar with that? Those movies Kate, Fast and Fury.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I mean I haven't seen all like fifteen of them,
but yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
There's a there's a scene that stands out, and I
was thinking about it the other day. Hold on, I
just want to see if I can play it. God
damn it. Of course. Oh here we go. Oh fuck it.
You know what it's not. Uh, it's not Fast and Furious.
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It's the movie Den of Thieves And it's a scene
where fifty cent the guy comes to pick up his
daughter right and it's like, h he wants to take
him out in the garage and all his buddies are there,
so they're walking into the garage fifty in this kid
and there's just dudes lifting weights, giant buff dudes. So
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that's what's up.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
For the past sixteen years, my daughter's safety and protection.
It's been my responsibility and my responsibility only now for
the first time.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
In her life.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I see, I gotta hang you that responsibility. Don't fuck up. Well,
your mama will weep as she has to wheel your
ass around every day the rest of your life.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Okay, So basically, it's fifty cent threatening a high school
kid that's going to take his daughter out. That's premise.
What if it was the same scene but his daughter
was a lesbian and he takes like this girl out,
you know, like a petitue girl. There's just like a
bunch of dudes and he's like, I'm interusting you with
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the safety of my daughter and I if you don't
bring her back by eleven thirty, you will wake up
in a wheelchair like shit like that just threatening your
lesbian daughter's girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Like that's funny, right, Yeah, it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
What are we having for dinner?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Kate? Definitely not naters, Yeah, fuck naters. Definitely not Jersey Mike.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
No Jersey Mics. We're not gonna eat at the zoo. No,
you excited for Christmas? Yeah? Are you done Christmas shopping?
That's where I wanted to ask you.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I don't really think so. I mean, I want to
pick up my packages that I ordered because I feel
like I can't really remember like what I've ordered at
this point, because I know, of like the past like
week or so, I've just been ordering a ton of
stuff because I'm like, I really need to get on
Christmas shopping because I say I haven't done anything, and
then all of a sudden, I was just like, I
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really need to just do this.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Well, I figure too if I spread it out a
little bit, I.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Don't want to be waiting until like the twentieth of
me ordering everyone's gifts, Like what am I doing?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Well, it's also an easier like financial burden if you're like, oh,
I'm gonna buy some gifts at the beginning of the
November by something, you know what I mean, Just spread
it out versus being like, fuck, it's two days before
Christmas and I gotta spend like one thousand dollars on
all the people.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, I'm trying to get like all the big because
our family, like well my family, they will do stocking stuffers,
you know on Christmas Eve and then like we'll do
like Christmas Morning. I got to do like actual gifts,
but I'm trying to get all the big gifts bot
and then just like focus on so then all I
have to worry about is like stocking stuffers for people.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I feel like I got you done for the most part,
unless you want anything else and just let it to me.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
You're like, oh, by it if I have to, I mean, if.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
You want, I worked on this because I want to
say this to you as nice as possible.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
You understand, Yeah, yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What mean?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Okay, Jenny, if you don't bring my daughter Cindy back
by ten thirty, I will crush your skull with my
car tire right.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I will been both of your feedbackwards.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Have you seen the movie Hostile? I will do everything
they do in that movie to you. And she's like fifteen,
and you're just like, did you just threaten that child?
Did you just tell that child?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Just threaten that little girl?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Did you just say we're gonna burn her eyeball out?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I'm a hostile to be awful like, could you imagine,
like does this sound that that would probably.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Make like inside your head too, like you'd hear the bubble. Well,
you probably just fucking you. Probably your brain probably just
shuts off, you know how. It's like the thing is
is like somebody have like a bad accident and they'll
just be like, I just remember waking up in the hospital.
I feel like at a certain point, your brain's just
like all right, we're just gonna ride over this.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
You just blackout, You're just in shock.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
It's like the guy from top Gear, he was in
a coma after one of the cars, the jet car
he was driving crashed or no, he is three hundred
miles per hour something and he flipped it and he
was in a coma and he's like, yeah, I mean
I remember driving, having a great time, and then and
then waking up waking up in a full body cast,
(33:52):
being like fuck, be like you've been asleep for eight months? Shit?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Why am I so tiring Z to get go into
a coma and then just wake up and be like
a year later.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Like The Walking Dead? That's how Rick Grimes woke.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Up, Oh yeah, you're right in a coma.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And he woke up and it's the fucking zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Do you remember the they were doing Heroin with draw
treatments where they would they would induce a coma. Did
you ever see this? And basically they would like paralyze
your whole body except your foot in your ankle, and
so you're you're you would be just asleep and essentially paralyzed.
(34:34):
I don't know if they put you on breathing machine
or anything like that, but then your foot would be like.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Spasm out.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah. No, I think that's actually technically the accurate terminology
for that. If I were to be like, kay, you're
a spas, probably have to cut that. But yeah, do
you know anything about this FTX shit? The bitcoin people?
Oh that with Tom Brady and are you are you aware.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Of that or just kind of the CEO like stepped
down and stuff right that one.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, but there's like and they're like a hundreds of
millions of dollars missing.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, because they overvalued their company or their coin or
whatever that they were selling.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Right, I don't know, I don't see. I think he
just like absconded with money somewhere or put it somewhere.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I thought it was because they overvalued like what maybe
the coin or token or whatever it was that they
were selling was worth like they were overvaluing it. And
then when all these people got nervous because we're about
to go into recession or we are in a recession already,
then all these people got nervous, so they started like
wanting to like cash out their investments. And then or
(35:48):
they got word or something that they thought that the
company wasn't like uh like enough or they didn't have
it the funds, and so then all these people started
trying to like cash out, and then they were just
like yeah, and then the CEO was like, yeah, I
fucked up or whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Ceo he offered to buy Twitter with Elon Musk. He
was like, I have three billion dollars lying around and
Eli was like, nah, you don't. There's no fucking way.
And he realized he I guess he realized he was crooked.
Like immediately, it's just wild. I would man, that's just
such a weird thing to get into. I get how
(36:26):
some people have made a lot of money in crypto,
but it seems like at some point somebody can just
turn the lights off and just walk away with your.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Money, yeah, or yeah, oh, or they could just be like,
oh yeah, sorry, the thing that we were telling you
was really worth like a million dollars per per full
coin or whatever, is actually really worth.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Like ten cents before we move on, Kate. And by
move on, I mean in the episode and Find Dinner
the Gizlaine Maxwell documentary, giz.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Lane Glaine, that's all they were singing on the thing
Gilaine spelled j Zazen, Gizlaine.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
What do you think about all that? Do you buy it?
Filthy rich on Netflix is what it's called.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Do I buy the fact that she.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Was like the way they're selling the story.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
It was more of a monster than Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah, there's a lot of that in the documentary.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, there were a lot of people saying that and
how she was very manipulative and blah blah blah. It's like, Okay, yeah,
a lot of women are manipulative. A lot of people
in general are manipulative. You know, it doesn't I don't
think it matters if your man or a woman, But
I just I don't know. I feel, like, like I
said last night, those girls, Yeah they were young and
(37:45):
probably like naive or whatever, but they still knew what
they were getting into by hanging out with like a
weird swinger type people, especially because every single person on
that documentary was saying how immediately upon meeting Gallaine or
Gislaine or.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Whatever talking about sex, She's.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Like she had like this crazy like sexual energy that
she just like put out there and you just you know,
felt it immediately sort of thing. So I feel like,
as a girl, you would pick up on that immediately,
and then you'd see Jeffrey. You would oh, there's some
weird things going on.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You would just see Jeffrey and be like, got it,
I'm out of here.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, But no, you decided to go with it. They
were like, Oh, we'll fly you out in our private
jet to our private island and where, and buy you
fucking dresses for you to wear for us.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
And you'd be like, what's the catch? What do I
have to do for this?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
You would think that eventually they would expect something in return,
and no matter how naive you are, you would think
that eventually you would think that they would expect something.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
If I called you and was like, oh my god,
this billionaire is flying me out to his island to
write the next season of My Funeral Home. Stories like uninterrupted,
you would be like, well, he's gonna fuck.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It, yeah, like he wants to it in your butt.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, he's I don't know. This is also we're on
weird territory talking about this the way we're talking about it.
But just Layne is a monster.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, worse than Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Worse worse than Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
But also the whole documentary is but do you.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Also think it's one of those things that they're saying
that about her because she's still alive and Jeffrey's dead,
so they're like, oh, we feel too bad talking too
much shit about a dead guy.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I don't know. I mean it's I don't think anybody
really thinks of talking about Jeffrey Epstein like that. Well,
and also the documentary starts out with on six months
after Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. Yeah, his suicide. It's like, well,
you have to believe that he killed himself just to
get started in the documentary, you know what I mean,
(39:52):
Like they're already operating under the assumption that's what you think.
They don't even question it, yeah, Like, and they also
don't get into any of the like why were they
doing this like it was clearly there's like a you
know what a honeypot scheme.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Is like kind of where they blackmail.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
You get somebody you a honeypot like it. It's like
sexual thing. You you have a party basically, Yeah, you
have a party and you have like people come over
and that are you know, of note and in power.
And then once the party gets really kicking, you offer
them something wild or it's like a prostitution ring or
(40:30):
something like that, get them in the door.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Film it's like a fifteen year old or something.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, they film you doing something and they're you know,
they get you in that room anyway possible. And then
but they don't talk about any of the honey potting,
like why all the famous people were on this list
and on this It's fucking crazy. I don't know, Okay,
do we done?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Nine one zero, five, five, seven two eight seventy one.
I have a great week. Thank you for subscribing to
the premium episode, and we will see you next.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Week, right, Yeah, I mean I'll be here probably a
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