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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's up, fuckers? Hey, Hi, Kate's back.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh Mg, it feels like it's been forever and.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We're back from the dead. We were gone last week.
We're supposed to come back last week, but somebody brought
COVID into the house. Yeah, grant, Yeah, I went to
a unnamed festival that if you heard the Premium podcast
last week, that is where I got COVID one hundred
and ten percent, right.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think it was. I think you were probably like
run down, maybe your immune system was a little low,
and then you went to that, and then you got the.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, and then then there was persecut I had a
persecution complex for the whole week. Anytime somebody posted about COVID,
I was like, fuck you. I didn't give it to you.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You thought they were speaking directly at you.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah. So we're going to talk about last week because
you know, we didn't really leave the house last week,
which was interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
That was wild.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I mean, I left the house to go vote. But
I feel like that is okay, that's acceptable voting.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, never again, never again. Nine one zero five five
seven two eights. Everyone shootes a tex shoot is a
message whatever. Also go to www dot terrible person dot
co to get the premium episodes. But we're gonna start.
We're gonna start doing a little little hotter takes on
both episodes. I think we've talked about it. Fuck it,
(01:22):
who gives a ship? It's time, It's time. Uh So, yeah, Kate,
We're gonna talk about a lot of stuff. We're gonna
talk about Madonna manifest the treasure that is Manifest, the
greatest show on network.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I was like, are we still talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Madonna manifesting Madonna's death. That's what we're doing on this episode.
We're also eating addibles. We're split a bag of the
orange gummies that have been the refrigerator, so we're just
chowing them down.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
They are orange stickle, orange stickle.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
They don't I don't taste much sickle. I taste more
orange and marijuana flavor. Also, Kate, start thinking about what's
for dinner tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay, I mean, I'm sure when you ask me that
same question at the end of the podcast, I'm still
not going to have any idea, but sure, I'll think
about it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, we'll have edibles running through our systems, so that
will help guide our decisions. So nine one zero five
five seven, two eight seven, one head over to www.
Dot terribleperson dot co and yeah, here we go. And
grants are not medical or mental health professionals.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
How to Become a Terrible Person is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It standard data and message rates apply to messages. Damn it.
Have some common sense, people, Hey, what's up? Welcome to
How to Become a Terrible Person, the only podcast on
the Internet helping you become the best worst person possible.
My name is Grant. I'm joined again as always by Caitlin.
(02:51):
Kaitlyn's nice to have you back.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Thank you, it's nice to be back.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I had some guest hosts on yeah, and some people
were not stoked about the guest host Yeah, would you
think I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Think I I think you needed me to come back.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I was floundering with those solo episodes.
Those were really interesting, So yeah, I was bound to
get in serious trouble if I were to continue down
the path of doing them by myself. I think probably yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So or people would just stop listening because they'd be like,
Grant is officially fucking off the rails.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I am. So. We had COVID COVID brain COVID is real.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, it is apparently, and COVID brain is real too.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah. Tell people how you found out you had COVID.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, So the moment I knew I had COVID is
I came home from work and Grant was already not
feeling well. He had already taken it at home test
and tested positive for COVID.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Was I asleep at the time when you were coming home.
I can't remember what I was doing, but I was
maybe in the back room because I stayed in the
back room with the big black the bowling ball cat. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And he was kind of quarantining because he tested positive
on Sunday. So Sunday night I made him sleep in
the other room, like in our den.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Which is because also too, I was the whole night
was just like yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So and then Monday, Grant seed home from work obviously,
and then I went to work and I was pretty
okay most of the day, but I felt really tired
and just kind of run down. And then at night
I was like, well, grand six, so he's not gonna
cook me dinner, so I'm gonna have to like fend
for myself here. And I didn't expect you to be
(04:36):
like hungry really, So I was like, well, I'm just
gonna order a pizza or whatever. So I was like, oh, Dominoes.
And I don't know why I thought Dominoes.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We've never had domina because we've.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Never eaten Dominoes together. I don't really like Dominoes.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What what is it about Dominoes. It's there, there's seasoning,
it's the sauce, it's like the combination of all things.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It's just like it's whatever, garbage pizza. But yeah, so I.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Shout out to Dominoes.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Way. Yeah. I came home and I was like, I'm
gonna order a pizza from Domino's. And so I did.
And I went to Papa John's because that's where I
usually order pizza from because I actually like Papa John's pizza.
And so I go to Papa John's and I'm waiting
for I tell the girl, I'm like, it's an order
for Caitlin. And she's like, okay, well, I think we
must still be working on it, so just give me
(05:21):
a minute. And then so she comes back like more
like four minutes later, and she's like, I don't see
anything for Caitlin. And I was like and so I
pull up the emails, like, well, I have the email
right here, saying like it's ready, and then she like
immediately looks at the email and it's like that's Domino's.
And I'm like, oh my god. And then I just
felt dumb. So then I get in my car and
(05:43):
I drive to where I think Dominoes is. Domino's moved
locations probably about three years.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Ago, and since we don't go to Domino's.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, and so I drive over to where I thought
Dominoes was where it used to be, and the bashes
like parking lot and no, it's not over there. So
then I start freaking out because I can't remember where
Dominoes is to save my life, and I know it's
somewhere around me. I just am like, I just I
don't know. And then my phone, for whatever reason, the
(06:12):
maps isn't working. And I recently bought a new car,
so thankfully after like to get a Kia Soul the
Hamster car. Ye, So after like ten minutes of like
just like sitting in the Bash's parking lot having like
a little bit of a freak out, I remember that
my new car has GPS like built in, so I
(06:32):
was like oh fuck yeah, So I typed in Dominoes
and I was like, oh my god, it's fucking in
the target shopping center, Like I literally pass it multiple
times a week when.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I go to targeting well and then so, what happened
was you called me?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yes? So I was I was trying to call Grant
because I was trying to ask Grant where the Dominoes
was because I couldn't remember where it was and my phone,
the maps on my phone wasn't working. And then come
to find out, my just my phone wasn't working because
like every time I try to call you, I couldn't
hear anything.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I got eighteen miss calls from Kate and so I
was like, what the fuck is going on? Kate's in
a ditch.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Somewhere, Katelyn's dead.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So I got in my car sick as a dog,
and driving on COVID was like a nightmare because I
was driving down the street because I knew kind of
where you were, and I was so sick and I
was I was like, Jesus Christ, I'm moving so fast.
I'm like a fucking Formula one driver. I looked down
(07:30):
at my sphinometer. I'm doing like thirty and I'm just
look in the center land There's like line of people
behind me, and I'm just like squinting, like holding up.
It was the most fucked up I've ever been driving,
for sure. COVID driving was the worst. Then I get
to Domino's and You're in the parking lot pulling out,
and I'm like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And so grantm like pulls in front of my car
so I can't be like just blocking me in. And
then I'm just annoyed at that point, so I'm like
just fucking go what. Yeah, he was just trying to
make sure that I was Okaykay, Well first for a
couple of minutes there, I really really.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wasn't that dude, COVID fuck man? Did did you have
any crazy dreams?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I remember having dreams because I was napping all the time,
and I remember having dreams, but I just can't remember
them anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Can I? Do you think it's okay to share my
my dream? Yeah? So the first night I had a
dream sleeping by myself? What what would you say? Oh? No,
I got to leave in that part? No, I mean
because it was a dream, I like, I it was insane.
Serial Well, no, but you haven't. You have dreams sometimes
(08:41):
that are wild. So, uh, this dream, well, no, I
I literally killed a person in this dream and an animal,
so fucked up.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I think the killing an animal is the most fucked
up part of it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, so there's somebody in our lives who will be
unnamed who Caitlyn and I both think it's our lives.
It was really funny because in the dream I was
doing something and then I ran into this person and
I just straight up I killed them with my bare hand,
like one hand on their throat, just choked and just
(09:19):
like watch the life come out of her body.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And I was like, which would be impossible because she's
bigger than yeah, and it.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Would have dominated me. And so I do this and
then I'm like, well, I just killed this person, am
I gonna I gotta frame somebody? So I framed somebody.
But then at the end of the dream, I'm like, well,
I gotta make this look worse than it is. I mean,
I just killed a person and there was a dog there,
and I just I just killed a dog, killed a
(09:47):
dog in the same way I killed the person. It
was wild. But then I like woke up and I
was like I better check on Kate, because what if
I slept into the room I killed her. I had
this vivid thing and just strangling. Oh but yeah. And
then I had a dream that the drummer from Tool
wanted me to fill in for him, and I was like, dude, hey, man,
(10:08):
I can't. I can't do that, and he's like, no,
You're fine. And then the whole rest of the dream,
I was just panicking, flipping out, and I was like,
I can't. I don't know these songs. Oh, Scott, right now,
developing story in the apartment, there's a giant what was
that a pigeon.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, a big fat pigeon, big fat.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Pigeon on the porch. And now Scott the cat is
on patrol and he's uh.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
He's just walking the perimeter right now.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah. So what was the worst part about COVID Do
you think the lingering the lingering effects, Well.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
That too, yeah, because I'm still exhausted, but and I
still am congested, and but no, the worst part for
me was the headache. I literally had this like horrible
pulsating headache for like three days straight and really like
I would take so much til and all and like
cold medicine and just like all this stuff and nothing
(11:00):
would really seem to help, except for like when it
got really really bad, I would just have to lay
down and take a nap, and that was.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Like it was hard to like fall asleep, that's the part.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And then I would wake up from my nap and
then I would feel better, like I wouldn't have a
headache anymore, but then it would always come back.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, it's like a period in the middle of the
day where you felt kind.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Of good, constantly battling like that terrible headache for three
and a halfs and.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
We both we both felt good like midway through the day,
and then all of a sudden it was just like yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Like in the morningtime, and even still now, like in
the morning and at night, I'm still struggling. Like during
the day, like once I'm up and stuff at work,
it seems like okay, but then yeah, when I get
home from work, I'm just exhausted. And when I get
to work in the morning, I feel like shit.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I was coughing up blood and throw I threw up
blood at one point, which was really exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I think, yeah, you did what I did that one
time when I tore a hole in the back of
my throat yea. And I went to the hospital thinking
that I was legitimately dying from like internal bleeding or something,
and they were like, no, you just have thrown up
so much because you drank too much, and now you've
torn a hole in your throat.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, I was just hacking. It's fucking mess. But no.
And then every time I saw somebody on social media
talk about COVID that we knew, I thought they were
blaming me for them getting sick. But they just made poor,
reckless decisions and got sick. So it's about everybody's gonna
get sick, man. So I didn't We didn't really eat.
I wasn't very hungry the whole time. My digestive, my
(12:31):
whole digestive system, my my whatever, the urinary track system,
it just all shut down, like shut It was like
my peepee just had a rubber band wrapped around it
for a week and that's why I turned black. Yeah,
it fell off.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Ago.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah it's no longer. So that was probably the worst part.
It was just all the blood.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
But yeah, it must be nice. I didn't have that
same thing, like, well, the fact that I had no
appetite because I was still hungry and I ate a
whole bunch.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, we ate for We went to Jersey. Mikes was
like the first experiment meal that I got.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, and then Grant threw.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Up like immediately, just all night, just whoa, because I
got it Mike's Way with avocado and all these add ons.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, That's why I didn't get any of that Mike's
Way stuff because I was like, it's gonna be too
heavy and oily. Then I just wanted like avocado and mayo.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
We went to go see Tom Segura film his Netflix
special on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, that was fun, pre sickness.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
We were in the VIP.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Not it was not pre sickness for you.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But I thought, I literally thought I was just exhausted.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
No, yeah, because we.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Talked, remember because I put out the funeral home story
on November one, and I was just like dead, like
I had run myself completely down, and I figured, oh
with love pop and all that shit. But yeah, it turns.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Out and then Sunday more you had COVID. Yeah, confirmed COVID.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I went to the chiropractor with COVID.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay. The morning that I tested positive for COVID was
election day. So I yeah, like I said, I went
to go vote afterwards, and the guy, like I was
trying to give the guy in front of me a
little bit of room, like I wasn't trying to not
be all up on his ass because I knew I
was sick. And I'm like, okay, I'm just gonna, like,
you know, give him like a couple of feet because
I don't want to get him sick.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Right I did. I did feel very powerful, That's what
I said. When I had to go to the grocery store.
I did wear a mask I put on like I
wore condom. I did all the things I needed to do,
but I felt powerful, like.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I was powerful.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I could just take this off and wreathe on any
one of you fucker's.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Right now, just look at me the wrong way. And
still too much. Speaking of elections, we don't need to
get into it. But yeah, I'm not I'm not voting again.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, I mean live in Arizona. And it took them
eight days to count.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't even think are they still done or they
they haven't finished.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I'm pretty sure. Oh it is okay to them eight
days count the election results. But on the twenty twenty
election day. They literally had it called before the polls
were even closed, Like, how does that work? That logic
makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, so I think we're all the losers in this scenario.
Everyone who voted wasted their time. The elections are fake. Yeah,
it was predetermined by the illuminati years ago. Years ago.
Let's see then when zero five, five, seven, two eight,
seven to one. So there's some stuff I want to
(15:41):
talk to you about, but I don't want to get
into it until the premium episode because I just needs
to be behind the paywall because I want to say
some wild shit. But surprise shocking death of twenty twenty
two Aaron Carter.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh my god, I know that's so sad.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'm not shocked.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I'm he shouldn't not shocked.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Either, just because when he was on the the radio show,
like a couple of years ago, you told me that
he seemed like he was like on.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
He was fucking he was high the whole time.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
He apparently, so he fucked with math and he fucked
with uh. He huffed like he did like Inhalin's No
not Whippets. He did like a computer duster and shit
like that. Real classy, real classy high. But Yeah, Aaron
Carter's dead. You said he was your first concert.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He wasn't my first concert. My first concert was Garth Brooks,
but he was the first concert that I was like that.
I begged my mom to take me too, and I
think I was probably like seven or eight.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Do you think he had anything to do with his death?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
No, but yeah, I begged my mom to go see
him and we did and it was it was like
just a great, great experience in my little kid liked.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
He had a song called That's How I Beat Check? Yeah,
he didn't beat check in the life game.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
No, he didn't. Shock out Scott.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
What do you think Aaron Carter? You sad about that?
All right, let's call my sister. Okay, what she was
she's doing?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Whoops, to speak to a customer service.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
We hang up and woops.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I just tried to call internationally without an international plan
deal big time.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
You still should be able to call international numbers.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I can't. He gives me that.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Hello, Hello, Hi, what's up? Huh?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Better you're on the podcast what We wanted to get
your opinion on Aaron Carter's death. Are you? Are you upset?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I am so upset, and you know that song. What
was it that? Oh fuck, don't worry, beat shack.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's how I beat, That's how a boat check.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, I wasn't surprised. I go on TikTok every once
in a while and see him. Do I think it's
I think he does TikTok lives or some kind of
lives that He was always just angry.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
And you know he had an only fans, right yeah,
where he'd be like, he'd be like here, Uh, He's like,
I'll let you guys watch me jerk off, but first
let me play this song. And he's like, here's a
little story. You sure to like Aaron Carter?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You kidding?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, Aaron Carter had an only fan.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
He had an only fans, but he didn't really jerk off.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, he did let me play a song.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
No, he'd play his music. Do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Are kidding? Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Wait, hold on, sir, we got it pulled up.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Her name is Candy.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hey it's Aaron. I'm oh my god, So Sarah, what's
going on in Australia right now? You called during COVID
and you said shit is going sideway?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Oh yeah, we've had crazy rain, crazy weather, and where
we're located all of New South Wales. They're all of
their rain and stuff is coming down our way through
the Murray and we're flooding like crazy. They've got sand
bags up all along the river down at the caravan park,
(19:21):
like we out at the farm. Some of the boat
not boat pumps, the water pumps are underwater and people
are accessing them with tenney's. Oh really yeah, ours aren't
underwater yet, so that's good. But yeah, things are getting crazy.
And they're also talking about shutting off our electricity out
(19:45):
at the farm and south possibly areas that the riverlands
in South Australia. I guess because it's a safety thing.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh yeah, because if the electricity is just on it'll
blow up.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah, or maybe people will get electrocuted. I don't. I
don't know what's going on. But another thing is our
like diesel prices out at the farm. You wouldn't believe
last month how much we had to pay in diesel
for our farm equipment. Can I say that on the air?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
It was twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
So wait, you pay it in one month to fuel
the farm. It was twenty grand for diesel?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
It was, it was twenty grand.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, so what's what's diesel? Then a gallon? Do you know?
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Oh? I don't know. I just know that normally we
pay around ten a month. Oh sure, yeah, So it's
it's crazy, and you know we're getting ready to go
into harvests. So well, I it is, it is what
it is. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Fucking hell, world, World's fucked. What's going on with that?
Did the health system get hacked or something? You were
telling me the other night, So explain to me what
the hack was and what what it looks like.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Well, apparently metabank is like your health fund here, so
your health insurance, which we don't. It's one of those
that you can sign up to whichever one you want,
and so medibank is one of them. Well, they packed
into it and they started leaking on the dark web.
At first it was alcoholics and then apparently they put
(21:29):
a list of people that had abortions. They're just they're
leaking that kind of information.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
What are people doing with that information?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Then I have no clue because I mean, what are
they going to do? Except you know, people are going
to get embarrassed if they knew. Oh so, and so
I had general herpes back in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Well they still have them, you know, exactly exactly twenty two.
Scott just knocked over a whole drink, So pretty cool.
So yeah, it sounds like Australia is pretty cool place
to be right now.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yeah, it's just things are a little a little weird,
and because we're having our another wave of COVID, they're
trying to strongly suggest that you wear masks in social
distance again and it's like, no one wants that.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, you you also live in a town of like
how many people?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Not that many.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, you guys don't see
each other. No, no, you should both wear masks. All.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yeah, I know, I know. Well, Brent's had we've had
like a bit of the flu. I don't I don't
know we took COVID test, we didn't have COVID, but yeah,
we've just I've had a headache for like the last
week and a half and so.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
It starts and they're like four days straight. It was
the worst part of it for me.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah, and you can't sleep Kenya with it.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
It's hard to fall, it's easy to stay there.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, nothing really helped me.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well, I'm glad you guys, aren't dead.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
My body hurt like so bad, Like I couldn't even
get down on the floor to stretch. I was just
like that much pain. So anytime I just be in bed.
I just stay in bed until I absolutely had to
get out.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
And you guys are you're back to work now?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean I still don't feel great. Yeah,
we're bad.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Did anyone else that you guys were with get it
as well?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Nobody we were with, just me and Kate.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And both the cats are dead.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Well, well, you know what happened the other day is
Keith attacked Walter.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Why, I don't know, Keith, your cat attacked your dog? Walter?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, you know, they were sitting at the front door,
and we had a golden retriever go by the house.
So I went out there because I knew whose it
was and they had been down by the river, so
I wanted to point him back in the right direction,
and Keith fucking freaked out started me out you doing
that awful deep meal, and Walter was just like, let
(24:12):
me outside so I can, you know, play with the dog,
and Keith went crazy attacked Walter in front of Brent
I was outside, he was inside and pulled him apart,
and Walter had a big toenail of Keithson in his eyebrow.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Oh shit, he got him. He stuck.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yeah, and then they didn't talk for like two days.
It was really weird. They were mad, Like Walter's feelings
were really hurt.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I wonder what, I wonder what the do you think
it was about mass mandates?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I could it could be, you know, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm gonna give you something to look up, and I'm
also going to give people at home something to look up.
I haven't I've done a fair amount of research on this,
but I don't want to get in do it yet.
I'm gonna wait a couple of weeks till I've really
done the reading. But have you heard about the Getty
in California? The Getty Museum and what's underneath the Getty Museum. No,
(25:13):
it's basically like fucking Hogwarts for like magical adults that
like have psychic powers, and people think they traffic children
for like you know, adrenochrome and like all this weird shit.
But it's actually they get like a thousand kids that
they abduct because they their idea is like, well, if
we abduct a thousand, at least like two or three
(25:33):
of them are gonna have magical powers. And this is
what I've been reading. Yeah, so Sarah and everyone at home,
it's listen. I don't believe in this. I just think
it's fun and interesting to know about. But it's the occupy,
the getty movement or yeah, that's what it's called. Occupy
it the ghetto. So you should look.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
At I'll look that up. I just learned about the
conspiracy theory about what is it? The comedy comedy.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Comedy store, Yeah, in Los Angeles. Yeah, what'd you hear
about it?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I just heard that. Well, number one, it's really haunted.
And then and it used to be like a mafia bar. Yeah,
so it's haunted because a lot of people were killed
in it. And then there was this guy that was
talking about that. I don't know where it was in
the store, but it was back in the back and
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someone told it was a comedian telling the story about
how the guys that just don't come back in the
back anyway, he went back and like they were all
in robes and Lily Thompson was one of them, and
they were trying to summon Andy Kaufman Kaufman's spirit.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I believe that, Like that doesn't that's not like and
then Hillary Clinton came out from the raptors, you know
what I mean? Like that actually because a bunch of
fucking drug addict stoner comedians all sitting around in the
back room being like, we should summon Andy Coffman, I
could see that.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
So that was probably real. That's probably not a conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Why can't I be a part of any of these things?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Like what in what capacity?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
The anxieties?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I want someone to fucking ask me to be in
a secret society? I can keep. I can keep. Dude.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
If somebody was like, Grant quit radio, you can't tell
you got to tell everybody your garbage band, but we're
you get to do this and be a part of
this illuminati type thing, I would today. No, I'd be like,
what you need me to stop the podcast? All right?
Be like I'd be like, hey, just tell everybody I'm dead.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah. I would do a lot of I would do
a lot of things to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Would you want to be more in what the alien
side or what ghosts or what do you what would
you be.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Interested in everything like aliens, ghost healing, Like I would
like I would like to be abducted and for the
aliens to completely heal my body and then I'm like superhuman.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
That'd be sick.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
I mean, how fucking great would that be? And you
know they could do it?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Like did you watch did you watch the Unsolved Mysteries
with the alien abduction?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Was that the first one?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Uh? It was what was Oh there was one where
it was like a whole town.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It wasn't an alien abduction. It was they saw like
lights in the sky and it was like thousands of
people saw these lights in the sky and some of
them like it was just like for like thirty minutes
outside their front like in their front yard, and they
were like doing all these weird different formations and they
were like picking it up on the.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Weather, yeah, the north the thing that treks Santa Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
And they moved so quickly that it was like the
equivalent of going from like New York to Los Angeles
in like three seconds or.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Something like yeah, like yeah, seventeen thousand miles per hour
or some obnoxious crazy bullshit that's insane.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Where was it that?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh? Before we before we move on from that. But
there was a one couple who was out at the
beach like doing like lovers laying stuff, and all of
a sudden they just like looked out over the water
like probably twenty thirty feet in front of them, and
there was a pillar of water coming up from the
from the lake, Lake Michigan, and it was it was
(29:29):
blinding light and just a waterfall that went It's just
a gigantic, super tall And they said on the on
the thing that they were tracking, it was about six
thousand feet and it was going up to like a ship.
Just suck it up the water. How cool? Is that crazy?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
No, that's amazing, you know, But that was in Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, that was like literally and like two of the
stories and Unsolved Mysteries are about places about forty minutes
from where we where you and I grew up, Sarah. Wow, Yeah,
like Kalamazoo in that.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Area, because I totally believe that aliens and things are
in the water, but not in like Michigan.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Did you have you ever? Have you ever seen an alien?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
In the Unsolved Mysteries episode, they said that there's like
a lot of suspected alien activity near the Great Lakes
for whatever? Really?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Oh yeah, Sarah? Hey, can we keep you over for
the premium episode for a little bit? Can I can
we end this and then can I call you back
and do some of the premium because I want to
talk to about some fucking crazy shit but I can't
do it in the pre episode.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yep, yeah, yep, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Okay, I'll call you back in like five minutes or so.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
I have enough time to pee.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Okay, all right, okay, bye.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Okay, So Kate and I are going to switch over
to the premium and I want to talk about I
want to talk to Sarah about ghosts and ship because
have you ever talked to Sara about ghosts? You know?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It's fun.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I've talked to her about aliens a lot. We're not
like me specifically.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
We'll get into that. We'll get into uh, We'll get
into some celebrity gossip that I want to talk about.
I kind of want to talk about. I want to
talk about Madonna the Catwoman. Yeah, and I think do
we talk about Kanye? Can we talk about Kanye?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah? Who knows? Whoho fucking cares? Dude's insane? Right, we
can all agree that there is something severely wrong with
Kanye Was.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I mean, he has mental health issues known fact.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, yeah, And I want to talk about I want
to okay, I want to talk about the crown and
the the elites. I want to talk about all kinds
of stuff. So Www, Dot Terrible Person, dot co O
go over there now it's two dollars a month. Oh man,
we watched All Quiet along the Western Front.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, I mean I didn't finish it, watch some of it,
but it was pretty goddamn though, hard to watch, fucking
great hard that I was watching.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Let's talk about manifest Let's talk about the good Nurse,
Let's talk about some ship. Let's just move over to
the premium episode. So everyone, thank you for listening. Thank you.
We're back nine one zero five, five seven two eight
seven to one again. Head over to www. Dot Terribleperson,
dot co sign up for the premium. It'll be fun.
You'll like it. It's a lot dirtier. And now the
(32:27):
Caitlin's Bag it's just more it'll be more fun.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
So yeah, because I make a great addition to this podcast. Yes,
too long for you to answer.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I meant to push this one
What's up, fuckers? Hey, Hi, Kate's back.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh Mg, it feels like it's been forever and.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We're back from the dead. We were gone last week.
We're supposed to come back last week, but somebody brought
COVID into the house. Yeah, grant, Yeah, I went to
a unnamed festival that if you heard the Premium podcast
last week, that is where I got COVID one hundred
and ten percent, right.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think it was. I think you were probably like
run down, maybe your immune system was a little low,
and then you went to that, and then you got the.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, and then then there was persecut I had a
persecution complex for the whole week. Anytime somebody posted about COVID,
I was like, fuck you. I didn't give it to you.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You thought they were speaking directly at you.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah. So we're going to talk about last week because
you know, we didn't really leave the house last week,
which was interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
That was wild.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I mean, I left the house to go vote. But
I feel like that is okay, that's acceptable voting.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, never again, never again. Nine one zero five five
seven two eights. Everyone shootes a tex shoot is a
message whatever. Also go to www dot terrible person dot
co to get the premium episodes. But we're gonna start.
We're gonna start doing a little little hotter takes on
both episodes. I think we've talked about it. Fuck it,
(01:22):
who gives a ship? It's time, It's time. Uh So, yeah, Kate,
We're gonna talk about a lot of stuff. We're gonna
talk about Madonna manifest the treasure that is Manifest, the
greatest show on network.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I was like, are we still talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Madonna manifesting Madonna's death. That's what we're doing on this episode.
We're also eating addibles. We're split a bag of the
orange gummies that have been the refrigerator, so we're just
chowing them down.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
They are orange stickle, orange stickle.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
They don't I don't taste much sickle. I taste more
orange and marijuana flavor. Also, Kate, start thinking about what's
for dinner tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay, I mean, I'm sure when you ask me that
same question at the end of the podcast, I'm still
not going to have any idea, but sure, I'll think
about it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, we'll have edibles running through our systems, so that
will help guide our decisions. So nine one zero five
five seven, two eight seven, one head over to www.
Dot terribleperson dot co and yeah, here we go. And
grants are not medical or mental health professionals.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
How to Become a Terrible Person is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It standard data and message rates apply to messages. Damn it.
Have some common sense, people, Hey, what's up? Welcome to
How to Become a Terrible Person, the only podcast on
the Internet helping you become the best worst person possible.
My name is Grant. I'm joined again as always by Caitlin.
(02:51):
Kaitlyn's nice to have you back.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Thank you, it's nice to be back.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I had some guest hosts on yeah, and some people
were not stoked about the guest host Yeah, would you
think I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Think I I think you needed me to come back.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I was floundering with those solo episodes.
Those were really interesting, So yeah, I was bound to
get in serious trouble if I were to continue down
the path of doing them by myself. I think probably yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So or people would just stop listening because they'd be like,
Grant is officially fucking off the rails.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I am. So. We had COVID COVID brain COVID is real.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, it is apparently, and COVID brain is real too.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah. Tell people how you found out you had COVID.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, So the moment I knew I had COVID is
I came home from work and Grant was already not
feeling well. He had already taken it at home test
and tested positive for COVID.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Was I asleep at the time when you were coming home.
I can't remember what I was doing, but I was
maybe in the back room because I stayed in the
back room with the big black the bowling ball cat. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And he was kind of quarantining because he tested positive
on Sunday. So Sunday night I made him sleep in
the other room, like in our den.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Which is because also too, I was the whole night
was just like yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So and then Monday, Grant seed home from work obviously,
and then I went to work and I was pretty
okay most of the day, but I felt really tired
and just kind of run down. And then at night
I was like, well, grand six, so he's not gonna
cook me dinner, so I'm gonna have to like fend
for myself here. And I didn't expect you to be
(04:36):
like hungry really, So I was like, well, I'm just
gonna order a pizza or whatever. So I was like, oh, Dominoes.
And I don't know why I thought Dominoes.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We've never had domina because we've.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Never eaten Dominoes together. I don't really like Dominoes.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What what is it about Dominoes. It's there, there's seasoning,
it's the sauce, it's like the combination of all things.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It's just like it's whatever, garbage pizza. But yeah, so I.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Shout out to Dominoes.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Way. Yeah. I came home and I was like, I'm
gonna order a pizza from Domino's. And so I did.
And I went to Papa John's because that's where I
usually order pizza from because I actually like Papa John's pizza.
And so I go to Papa John's and I'm waiting
for I tell the girl, I'm like, it's an order
for Caitlin. And she's like, okay, well, I think we
must still be working on it, so just give me
(05:21):
a minute. And then so she comes back like more
like four minutes later, and she's like, I don't see
anything for Caitlin. And I was like and so I
pull up the emails, like, well, I have the email
right here, saying like it's ready, and then she like
immediately looks at the email and it's like that's Domino's.
And I'm like, oh my god. And then I just
felt dumb. So then I get in my car and
(05:43):
I drive to where I think Dominoes is. Domino's moved
locations probably about three years.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Ago, and since we don't go to Domino's.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, and so I drive over to where I thought
Dominoes was where it used to be, and the bashes
like parking lot and no, it's not over there. So
then I start freaking out because I can't remember where
Dominoes is to save my life, and I know it's
somewhere around me. I just am like, I just I
don't know. And then my phone, for whatever reason, the
(06:12):
maps isn't working. And I recently bought a new car,
so thankfully after like to get a Kia Soul the
Hamster car. Ye, So after like ten minutes of like
just like sitting in the Bash's parking lot having like
a little bit of a freak out, I remember that
my new car has GPS like built in, so I
(06:32):
was like oh fuck yeah, So I typed in Dominoes
and I was like, oh my god, it's fucking in
the target shopping center, Like I literally pass it multiple
times a week when.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I go to targeting well and then so, what happened
was you called me?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yes? So I was I was trying to call Grant
because I was trying to ask Grant where the Dominoes
was because I couldn't remember where it was and my phone,
the maps on my phone wasn't working. And then come
to find out, my just my phone wasn't working because
like every time I try to call you, I couldn't
hear anything.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I got eighteen miss calls from Kate and so I
was like, what the fuck is going on? Kate's in
a ditch.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Somewhere, Katelyn's dead.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So I got in my car sick as a dog,
and driving on COVID was like a nightmare because I
was driving down the street because I knew kind of
where you were, and I was so sick and I
was I was like, Jesus Christ, I'm moving so fast.
I'm like a fucking Formula one driver. I looked down
(07:30):
at my sphinometer. I'm doing like thirty and I'm just
look in the center land There's like line of people
behind me, and I'm just like squinting, like holding up.
It was the most fucked up I've ever been driving,
for sure. COVID driving was the worst. Then I get
to Domino's and You're in the parking lot pulling out,
and I'm like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And so grantm like pulls in front of my car
so I can't be like just blocking me in. And
then I'm just annoyed at that point, so I'm like
just fucking go what. Yeah, he was just trying to
make sure that I was Okaykay, Well first for a
couple of minutes there, I really really.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wasn't that dude, COVID fuck man? Did did you have
any crazy dreams?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I remember having dreams because I was napping all the time,
and I remember having dreams, but I just can't remember
them anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Can I? Do you think it's okay to share my
my dream? Yeah? So the first night I had a
dream sleeping by myself? What what would you say? Oh? No,
I got to leave in that part? No, I mean
because it was a dream, I like, I it was insane.
Serial Well, no, but you haven't. You have dreams sometimes
(08:41):
that are wild. So, uh, this dream, well, no, I
I literally killed a person in this dream and an animal,
so fucked up.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I think the killing an animal is the most fucked
up part of it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, so there's somebody in our lives who will be
unnamed who Caitlyn and I both think it's our lives.
It was really funny because in the dream I was
doing something and then I ran into this person and
I just straight up I killed them with my bare hand,
like one hand on their throat, just choked and just
(09:19):
like watch the life come out of her body.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And I was like, which would be impossible because she's
bigger than yeah, and it.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Would have dominated me. And so I do this and
then I'm like, well, I just killed this person, am
I gonna I gotta frame somebody? So I framed somebody.
But then at the end of the dream, I'm like, well,
I gotta make this look worse than it is. I mean,
I just killed a person and there was a dog there,
and I just I just killed a dog, killed a
(09:47):
dog in the same way I killed the person. It
was wild. But then I like woke up and I
was like I better check on Kate, because what if
I slept into the room I killed her. I had
this vivid thing and just strangling. Oh but yeah. And
then I had a dream that the drummer from Tool
wanted me to fill in for him, and I was like, dude, hey, man,
(10:08):
I can't. I can't do that, and he's like, no,
You're fine. And then the whole rest of the dream,
I was just panicking, flipping out, and I was like,
I can't. I don't know these songs. Oh, Scott, right now,
developing story in the apartment, there's a giant what was
that a pigeon.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, a big fat pigeon, big fat.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Pigeon on the porch. And now Scott the cat is
on patrol and he's uh.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
He's just walking the perimeter right now.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah. So what was the worst part about COVID Do
you think the lingering the lingering effects, Well.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
That too, yeah, because I'm still exhausted, but and I
still am congested, and but no, the worst part for
me was the headache. I literally had this like horrible
pulsating headache for like three days straight and really like
I would take so much til and all and like
cold medicine and just like all this stuff and nothing
(11:00):
would really seem to help, except for like when it
got really really bad, I would just have to lay
down and take a nap, and that was.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Like it was hard to like fall asleep, that's the part.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And then I would wake up from my nap and
then I would feel better, like I wouldn't have a
headache anymore, but then it would always come back.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, it's like a period in the middle of the
day where you felt kind.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Of good, constantly battling like that terrible headache for three
and a halfs and.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
We both we both felt good like midway through the day,
and then all of a sudden it was just like yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Like in the morningtime, and even still now, like in
the morning and at night, I'm still struggling. Like during
the day, like once I'm up and stuff at work,
it seems like okay, but then yeah, when I get
home from work, I'm just exhausted. And when I get
to work in the morning, I feel like shit.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I was coughing up blood and throw I threw up
blood at one point, which was really exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I think, yeah, you did what I did that one
time when I tore a hole in the back of
my throat yea. And I went to the hospital thinking
that I was legitimately dying from like internal bleeding or something,
and they were like, no, you just have thrown up
so much because you drank too much, and now you've
torn a hole in your throat.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, I was just hacking. It's fucking mess. But no.
And then every time I saw somebody on social media
talk about COVID that we knew, I thought they were
blaming me for them getting sick. But they just made poor,
reckless decisions and got sick. So it's about everybody's gonna
get sick, man. So I didn't We didn't really eat.
I wasn't very hungry the whole time. My digestive, my
(12:31):
whole digestive system, my my whatever, the urinary track system,
it just all shut down, like shut It was like
my peepee just had a rubber band wrapped around it
for a week and that's why I turned black. Yeah,
it fell off.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Ago.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah it's no longer. So that was probably the worst part.
It was just all the blood.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
But yeah, it must be nice. I didn't have that
same thing, like, well, the fact that I had no
appetite because I was still hungry and I ate a
whole bunch.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, we ate for We went to Jersey. Mikes was
like the first experiment meal that I got.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, and then Grant threw.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Up like immediately, just all night, just whoa, because I
got it Mike's Way with avocado and all these add ons.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, That's why I didn't get any of that Mike's
Way stuff because I was like, it's gonna be too
heavy and oily. Then I just wanted like avocado and mayo.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
We went to go see Tom Segura film his Netflix
special on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, that was fun, pre sickness.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
We were in the VIP.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Not it was not pre sickness for you.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But I thought, I literally thought I was just exhausted.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
No, yeah, because we.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Talked, remember because I put out the funeral home story
on November one, and I was just like dead, like
I had run myself completely down, and I figured, oh
with love pop and all that shit. But yeah, it turns.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Out and then Sunday more you had COVID. Yeah, confirmed COVID.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I went to the chiropractor with COVID.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay. The morning that I tested positive for COVID was
election day. So I yeah, like I said, I went
to go vote afterwards, and the guy, like I was
trying to give the guy in front of me a
little bit of room, like I wasn't trying to not
be all up on his ass because I knew I
was sick. And I'm like, okay, I'm just gonna, like,
you know, give him like a couple of feet because
I don't want to get him sick.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Right I did. I did feel very powerful, That's what
I said. When I had to go to the grocery store.
I did wear a mask I put on like I
wore condom. I did all the things I needed to do,
but I felt powerful, like.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I was powerful.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I could just take this off and wreathe on any
one of you fucker's.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Right now, just look at me the wrong way. And
still too much. Speaking of elections, we don't need to
get into it. But yeah, I'm not I'm not voting again.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, I mean live in Arizona. And it took them
eight days to count.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't even think are they still done or they
they haven't finished.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I'm pretty sure. Oh it is okay to them eight
days count the election results. But on the twenty twenty
election day. They literally had it called before the polls
were even closed, Like, how does that work? That logic
makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, so I think we're all the losers in this scenario.
Everyone who voted wasted their time. The elections are fake. Yeah,
it was predetermined by the illuminati years ago. Years ago.
Let's see then when zero five, five, seven, two eight,
seven to one. So there's some stuff I want to
(15:41):
talk to you about, but I don't want to get
into it until the premium episode because I just needs
to be behind the paywall because I want to say
some wild shit. But surprise shocking death of twenty twenty
two Aaron Carter.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh my god, I know that's so sad.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'm not shocked.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I'm he shouldn't not shocked.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Either, just because when he was on the the radio show,
like a couple of years ago, you told me that
he seemed like he was like on.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
He was fucking he was high the whole time.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
He apparently, so he fucked with math and he fucked
with uh. He huffed like he did like Inhalin's No
not Whippets. He did like a computer duster and shit
like that. Real classy, real classy high. But Yeah, Aaron
Carter's dead. You said he was your first concert.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He wasn't my first concert. My first concert was Garth Brooks,
but he was the first concert that I was like that.
I begged my mom to take me too, and I
think I was probably like seven or eight.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Do you think he had anything to do with his death?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
No, but yeah, I begged my mom to go see
him and we did and it was it was like
just a great, great experience in my little kid liked.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
He had a song called That's How I Beat Check? Yeah,
he didn't beat check in the life game.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
No, he didn't. Shock out Scott.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
What do you think Aaron Carter? You sad about that?
All right, let's call my sister. Okay, what she was
she's doing?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Whoops, to speak to a customer service.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
We hang up and woops.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I just tried to call internationally without an international plan
deal big time.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
You still should be able to call international numbers.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I can't. He gives me that.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Hello, Hello, Hi, what's up? Huh?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Better you're on the podcast what We wanted to get
your opinion on Aaron Carter's death. Are you? Are you upset?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I am so upset, and you know that song. What
was it that? Oh fuck, don't worry, beat shack.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's how I beat, That's how a boat check.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, I wasn't surprised. I go on TikTok every once
in a while and see him. Do I think it's
I think he does TikTok lives or some kind of
lives that He was always just angry.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
And you know he had an only fans, right yeah,
where he'd be like, he'd be like here, Uh, He's like,
I'll let you guys watch me jerk off, but first
let me play this song. And he's like, here's a
little story. You sure to like Aaron Carter?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You kidding?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, Aaron Carter had an only fan.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
He had an only fans, but he didn't really jerk off.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, he did let me play a song.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
No, he'd play his music. Do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Are kidding? Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Wait, hold on, sir, we got it pulled up.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Her name is Candy.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hey it's Aaron. I'm oh my god, So Sarah, what's
going on in Australia right now? You called during COVID
and you said shit is going sideway?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Oh yeah, we've had crazy rain, crazy weather, and where
we're located all of New South Wales. They're all of
their rain and stuff is coming down our way through
the Murray and we're flooding like crazy. They've got sand
bags up all along the river down at the caravan park,
(19:21):
like we out at the farm. Some of the boat
not boat pumps, the water pumps are underwater and people
are accessing them with tenney's. Oh really yeah, ours aren't
underwater yet, so that's good. But yeah, things are getting crazy.
And they're also talking about shutting off our electricity out
(19:45):
at the farm and south possibly areas that the riverlands
in South Australia. I guess because it's a safety thing.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh yeah, because if the electricity is just on it'll
blow up.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah, or maybe people will get electrocuted. I don't. I
don't know what's going on. But another thing is our
like diesel prices out at the farm. You wouldn't believe
last month how much we had to pay in diesel
for our farm equipment. Can I say that on the air?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
It was twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
So wait, you pay it in one month to fuel
the farm. It was twenty grand for diesel?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
It was, it was twenty grand.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, so what's what's diesel? Then a gallon? Do you know?
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Oh? I don't know. I just know that normally we
pay around ten a month. Oh sure, yeah, So it's
it's crazy, and you know we're getting ready to go
into harvests. So well, I it is, it is what
it is. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Fucking hell, world, World's fucked. What's going on with that?
Did the health system get hacked or something? You were
telling me the other night, So explain to me what
the hack was and what what it looks like.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Well, apparently metabank is like your health fund here, so
your health insurance, which we don't. It's one of those
that you can sign up to whichever one you want,
and so medibank is one of them. Well, they packed
into it and they started leaking on the dark web.
At first it was alcoholics and then apparently they put
(21:29):
a list of people that had abortions. They're just they're
leaking that kind of information.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
What are people doing with that information?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Then I have no clue because I mean, what are
they going to do? Except you know, people are going
to get embarrassed if they knew. Oh so, and so
I had general herpes back in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Well they still have them, you know, exactly exactly twenty two.
Scott just knocked over a whole drink, So pretty cool.
So yeah, it sounds like Australia is pretty cool place
to be right now.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yeah, it's just things are a little a little weird,
and because we're having our another wave of COVID, they're
trying to strongly suggest that you wear masks in social
distance again and it's like, no one wants that.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, you you also live in a town of like
how many people?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Not that many.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, you guys don't see
each other. No, no, you should both wear masks. All.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yeah, I know, I know. Well, Brent's had we've had
like a bit of the flu. I don't I don't
know we took COVID test, we didn't have COVID, but yeah,
we've just I've had a headache for like the last
week and a half and so.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
It starts and they're like four days straight. It was
the worst part of it for me.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah, and you can't sleep Kenya with it.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
It's hard to fall, it's easy to stay there.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, nothing really helped me.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well, I'm glad you guys, aren't dead.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
My body hurt like so bad, Like I couldn't even
get down on the floor to stretch. I was just
like that much pain. So anytime I just be in bed.
I just stay in bed until I absolutely had to
get out.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
And you guys are you're back to work now?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean I still don't feel great. Yeah,
we're bad.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Did anyone else that you guys were with get it
as well?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Nobody we were with, just me and Kate.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And both the cats are dead.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Well, well, you know what happened the other day is
Keith attacked Walter.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Why, I don't know, Keith, your cat attacked your dog? Walter?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, you know, they were sitting at the front door,
and we had a golden retriever go by the house.
So I went out there because I knew whose it
was and they had been down by the river, so
I wanted to point him back in the right direction,
and Keith fucking freaked out started me out you doing
that awful deep meal, and Walter was just like, let
(24:12):
me outside so I can, you know, play with the dog,
and Keith went crazy attacked Walter in front of Brent
I was outside, he was inside and pulled him apart,
and Walter had a big toenail of Keithson in his eyebrow.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Oh shit, he got him. He stuck.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yeah, and then they didn't talk for like two days.
It was really weird. They were mad, Like Walter's feelings
were really hurt.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I wonder what, I wonder what the do you think
it was about mass mandates?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I could it could be, you know, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm gonna give you something to look up, and I'm
also going to give people at home something to look up.
I haven't I've done a fair amount of research on this,
but I don't want to get in do it yet.
I'm gonna wait a couple of weeks till I've really
done the reading. But have you heard about the Getty
in California? The Getty Museum and what's underneath the Getty Museum. No,
(25:13):
it's basically like fucking Hogwarts for like magical adults that
like have psychic powers, and people think they traffic children
for like you know, adrenochrome and like all this weird shit.
But it's actually they get like a thousand kids that
they abduct because they their idea is like, well, if
we abduct a thousand, at least like two or three
(25:33):
of them are gonna have magical powers. And this is
what I've been reading. Yeah, so Sarah and everyone at home,
it's listen. I don't believe in this. I just think
it's fun and interesting to know about. But it's the occupy,
the getty movement or yeah, that's what it's called. Occupy
it the ghetto. So you should look.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
At I'll look that up. I just learned about the
conspiracy theory about what is it? The comedy comedy.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Comedy store, Yeah, in Los Angeles. Yeah, what'd you hear
about it?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I just heard that. Well, number one, it's really haunted.
And then and it used to be like a mafia bar. Yeah,
so it's haunted because a lot of people were killed
in it. And then there was this guy that was
talking about that. I don't know where it was in
the store, but it was back in the back and
(26:26):
someone told it was a comedian telling the story about
how the guys that just don't come back in the
back anyway, he went back and like they were all
in robes and Lily Thompson was one of them, and
they were trying to summon Andy Kaufman Kaufman's spirit.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I believe that, Like that doesn't that's not like and
then Hillary Clinton came out from the raptors, you know
what I mean? Like that actually because a bunch of
fucking drug addict stoner comedians all sitting around in the
back room being like, we should summon Andy Coffman, I
could see that.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
So that was probably real. That's probably not a conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Why can't I be a part of any of these things?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Like what in what capacity?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
The anxieties?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I want someone to fucking ask me to be in
a secret society? I can keep. I can keep. Dude.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
If somebody was like, Grant quit radio, you can't tell
you got to tell everybody your garbage band, but we're
you get to do this and be a part of
this illuminati type thing, I would today. No, I'd be like,
what you need me to stop the podcast? All right?
Be like I'd be like, hey, just tell everybody I'm dead.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah. I would do a lot of I would do
a lot of things to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Would you want to be more in what the alien
side or what ghosts or what do you what would
you be.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Interested in everything like aliens, ghost healing, Like I would
like I would like to be abducted and for the
aliens to completely heal my body and then I'm like superhuman.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
That'd be sick.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
I mean, how fucking great would that be? And you
know they could do it?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Like did you watch did you watch the Unsolved Mysteries
with the alien abduction?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Was that the first one?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Uh? It was what was Oh there was one where
it was like a whole town.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It wasn't an alien abduction. It was they saw like
lights in the sky and it was like thousands of
people saw these lights in the sky and some of
them like it was just like for like thirty minutes
outside their front like in their front yard, and they
were like doing all these weird different formations and they
were like picking it up on the.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Weather, yeah, the north the thing that treks Santa Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
And they moved so quickly that it was like the
equivalent of going from like New York to Los Angeles
in like three seconds or.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Something like yeah, like yeah, seventeen thousand miles per hour
or some obnoxious crazy bullshit that's insane.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Where was it that?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh? Before we before we move on from that. But
there was a one couple who was out at the
beach like doing like lovers laying stuff, and all of
a sudden they just like looked out over the water
like probably twenty thirty feet in front of them, and
there was a pillar of water coming up from the
from the lake, Lake Michigan, and it was it was
(29:29):
blinding light and just a waterfall that went It's just
a gigantic, super tall And they said on the on
the thing that they were tracking, it was about six
thousand feet and it was going up to like a ship.
Just suck it up the water. How cool? Is that crazy?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
No, that's amazing, you know, But that was in Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, that was like literally and like two of the
stories and Unsolved Mysteries are about places about forty minutes
from where we where you and I grew up, Sarah. Wow, Yeah,
like Kalamazoo in that.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Area, because I totally believe that aliens and things are
in the water, but not in like Michigan.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Did you have you ever? Have you ever seen an alien?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
In the Unsolved Mysteries episode, they said that there's like
a lot of suspected alien activity near the Great Lakes
for whatever? Really?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Oh yeah, Sarah? Hey, can we keep you over for
the premium episode for a little bit? Can I can
we end this and then can I call you back
and do some of the premium because I want to
talk to about some fucking crazy shit but I can't
do it in the pre episode.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yep, yeah, yep, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Okay, I'll call you back in like five minutes or so.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
I have enough time to pee.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Okay, all right, okay, bye.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Okay, So Kate and I are going to switch over
to the premium and I want to talk about I
want to talk to Sarah about ghosts and ship because
have you ever talked to Sara about ghosts? You know?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It's fun.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I've talked to her about aliens a lot. We're not
like me specifically.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
We'll get into that. We'll get into uh, We'll get
into some celebrity gossip that I want to talk about.
I kind of want to talk about. I want to
talk about Madonna the Catwoman. Yeah, and I think do
we talk about Kanye? Can we talk about Kanye?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah? Who knows? Whoho fucking cares? Dude's insane? Right, we
can all agree that there is something severely wrong with
Kanye Was.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I mean, he has mental health issues known fact.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, yeah, And I want to talk about I want
to okay, I want to talk about the crown and
the the elites. I want to talk about all kinds
of stuff. So Www, Dot Terrible Person, dot co O
go over there now it's two dollars a month. Oh man,
we watched All Quiet along the Western Front.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, I mean I didn't finish it, watch some of it,
but it was pretty goddamn though, hard to watch, fucking
great hard that I was watching.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Let's talk about manifest Let's talk about the good Nurse,
Let's talk about some ship. Let's just move over to
the premium episode. So everyone, thank you for listening. Thank you.
We're back nine one zero five, five seven two eight
seven to one again. Head over to www. Dot Terribleperson,
dot co sign up for the premium. It'll be fun.
You'll like it. It's a lot dirtier. And now the
(32:27):
Caitlin's Bag it's just more it'll be more fun.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
So yeah, because I make a great addition to this podcast. Yes,
too long for you to answer.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I meant to push this one
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