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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh, hello, Hi, Welcome to the premium episode of How
to Become a Terrible Person. Kate's back. I'm here update.
We have a fucking crazy cat running around the apartment.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, he's being wild right now. I think he's leaking
his butthole.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He met a bird earlier in the day. We brought
that up in the pre episode.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But yeah, he met a bird on the balcony, and
ever since he saw the bird, he's just been on one.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
He was coming in his pan, just losing his mind
over there, Kate. So you said before we started, right
before we started recording, what sounds good for dinner?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Anything sound good to you? Yet?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I mean I just know I'm getting hungry. Yeah, me too,
But no, nothing is like standing out.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'm not gonna lie. Okay, what it stands out? Every
almost every time we talk about it, Arby's.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You always say Arby.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm always thinking Arvy's. It's the ship. It's fucking great.
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I mean it's definite possibility.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, but not tier one yet.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, I mean I'm not completely sold on it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But we just had taco I made tacos last night.
I made the whitest white guy tacos and nachos with
velvita cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, how do you make that?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
How do you make velveta cheese? There's gotta be an
easier way than the way you do it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I put it in the microwave.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You put yeah, and you like put a.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Little bit of milk. Yeah, I like take some of
the velveta and I'll like slice it up and then
like and then I'll take that and cube it like
in pretty small pieces so it melts better, and then
just put like a little bit of milk and then
you just have to keep like watching.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It takes forever.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It does not take forward a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Took two hours for cheese.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Took me like five minutes, and.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Then it like gets this film over the top of it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah. But I like that stuff way better than the
canned cheese that you try to give the authentic it's
not good whatever, man, it's weird. It's a weird consistency.
It's like almost gritty. No, you like, I'd rather eat
cheese whiz whatever that canned cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What makes cheese was cheese Whiz.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Like is the brand name?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, But I mean it's like kind of it's kind
of zesty? What's in cheese whiz? You know what we're
gonna We're gonna get my sister back on the phone,
Ladies and gentlemen from Australia. My sister Sarah.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
She doesn't eat cheese whiz.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Come on, she definitely eats cheese with if it took
her this long to pee? Oh hello, hello, what are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Just got done taking a pay?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Hey? No, we were just talking before. We want to
know one, do you know what's in cheese with? That
makes it cheese with?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay? Do you like did you like cheese was as
a kid?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Is that the one that came out of spray can?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, that's easy. Cheese cheese isn't a jar? Yeah, it's
in a glass jar.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh it's a step mom. We put on like Broccolian
rice was really salty?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah yeah, okay, So you like cheese with?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I did it? I guess as a kid?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, but you had it in like twenty years? What's
your with? Like? What's your go to guilty snack? You
think if you had to pay? What cake? What kind
of cake?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Chocolate? Mud, red, velvet cake?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Do you just make? Do you make cakes for yourself?
Or are you buying these cakes.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That particular cake the Puringa Bakery does right down the
road road for me, and they do like individual singles,
three slices, and I go there because I can't, you know,
I can't eat really solid So then I just put
a bunch of milk over it and it tastes amazing.
But yeah, I dabble and making cakes all the time,
and then Brin gets pissed because he's like, you don't
(04:20):
need any more cake. But I just wait. I just
weigh myself. I'm one hundred and fifty two pounds.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So so you said, you just said kind of in
passing that you don't eat solid food. No, but people,
why don't you eat solid food? Just because I don't
want people to think you're just doing it because.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You're because I'm doing it for fun. No, I've got
gas paricis, so my my gastro intestinal system is essentially
becoming slowly but surely paralyzed. So I can't digest food properly.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And you have you have a prolapseddus as well. Correct?
I do? I do completely? No, I wasn't. Actually I
hope I didn't, did I I don't think I knew
that you had a pro if you did have, No,
like I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't have like a rosebud or anything like that.
But I've got I've got because of my eds, like
my uterus prolapse and my rectum prolapse. But it's not
like that.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's not just like extra.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
But I hadn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's Jesus Grace.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Did you change?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Change the subject off my apple? You see how that
plane crash was awful?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, so you're talking about the Dallas, Texas Yeah, so
you found you sent it to me first.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, because for some reason here in Australia, I get
American news way before you guys get it. I don't
know why, but that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Have you have they talked about what actually happened? Did
the the little plane does not even see the big bomber?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I think it was negligence from the little one, but
I don't know. I haven't heard the whole story.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
God, And then you go on TikTok and I mean
one of those times where it's like, Wow, thank goodness
for TikTok, but that's awful. You can get every angle.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, I remixed it. I did a dance in front
of the video.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh my god, it was surprised me. It was.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
The Hey, it's me Aaron.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Do you know he wasn't a bad He wasn't a
bad looking guy until he started getting all that.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
The face.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, you know, he was very attractive. Like I was
in love with him when I was a little kid.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
He was on Lizzie Maguire, right.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, they dated in real life. Hillary uf Yeah. Yeah,
because a couple of years ago he said something he
like posted on and somewhere on one of his social
media is that he was like I it was and
it was about Hillary Duff, that he was like in
love with her, and he was how he was gonna
like do everything good to get her back still, like yeah,
(07:15):
and like like he was like, well, like this was
probably I don't know, like three years ago. Wow. So
he's like he's like thirty and they'd probably dated when
they were like fifteen. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh my, I put Aaron Carter and Justin Bieber in
the same bracket.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean yeah, Justin Bieber probably just had better guidance,
maybe better something.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I don't know. He's fucking weirdo. As well.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, and he's all religious.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Now, yeah, I don't. I'm just very Haley's like and Haley,
she's boring? Am I the only one that thinks this?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I completely agree. I'm glad. I'm glad you're shifting over
to celebrity thought because Sarah, I just sent you a
picture and I want to take a look at it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Is it a he? Is it that guy that.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Everyone close close? But no, I just oh, do you
know who that is?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Well? That's a filtered Madonna, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah? Have you seen Madonna lately yet? Okay, what are
your thoughts? Because we need a woman to weigh in here,
because I just I just sent myself an article from
my thoughts. Not no, I mean I was gonna say,
what the hell we need like a third party here,
(08:41):
you know, the really wigh But what the fuck is
going on with Madonna?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Dude? I think she's a demon.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
She looks like the Lion Lady, the lady who classic surgery,
and her face was ally and weird. That's what she's
leaning into.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
So how old is Madonna?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Madonna's sixty four years old.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's time. Yeah, so it's you for being sixty four?
There are a lot of really beautiful women out there
at sixty four, and she is not one of those.
So she looked in her because I follow her on
TikTok and the videos that she does are just like,
are you She's got to be on drugs or something
(09:23):
like she has like people.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Like licking her vagina, like over her clothes or whatever.
But it's like, what are you doing while she's like,
well in grinding on her face?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Well?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
And where did where did all these kids come from?
When does she adopt all these children?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
She got them from the getty I started, right. I
think she adopted them from like the third world countries.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I think she's had them for a while.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
But some of them are like in their twenties, aren't
they They're like really.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, and some are like little kids? Right?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And then lords is her the one with Harry?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh yeah, it's oh god, yeah. I don't have a
problem with Harry armpits, but I don't know what the
fuck Madonna's doing us.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Just so, Daily Mail had an article that the headline
is She's burning up Madonna's sixty four poses and laundry
while covered in flames. So she uses fiery filter and
latest posts it's like she looks awful. Dude, Well, yeah,
she looks fucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Let's put it this way. Mom's howl seventy one or
seven seventy one. And that picture that she sent us
in the group message the other day, Mom looks a
thousand thousand times better than Madonna. She's more than ten
years older than her.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, there's something not right there. And the same thing
with zac Efron. Jesus Christ, what did he do to
his face? What do you mean he had it like
he told people that he broke his jaw, cracked his
jar or whatever and he had to have surgery. But
he's clearly had a chin job and his lips done.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
You know what. You're right, he's.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Got like a he's got his face does look different now,
giant tacker.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
He looks awful.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, he's not cute.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, And I always thought like as zac Efron was
going to be like one of those like kind of
goes along Mel Gibson line, like just swave and nice
looking guy with great eyes, and he just sucked it
all up.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
So okay, So he definitely had something done to his jaw, right,
he had something done to his chin and his lips,
his lips, and did he have a nose job.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm looking at the high school musical version of him,
and his nose is like really round and now in
like his it's real pointy.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know what he's thinking, but
he was. He was one of those young actors that
I thought was going to be like a classic guy,
you know what I mean? Yeah, like and now he said,
I just don't like it. He's fucked it all up.
I watched the documentary on Jack Nicholson. I did not
realize that he was such an asshole. I guess what.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Documentary about Jack Nicholson are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It was new. It's on Foxtel.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I don't it's Nicholson. Yeah, documentary.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
It's only about like an hour and a bit.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Ship man doctor. No, that's not it.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Oh it's uh doctor doctor Jack.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Mister n Nicholson. Yeah, I came out in twenty eighteen.
It looks like, oh, well no, no, but I mean, yeah,
it's new to you guys. So was he You say
he's an asshole? What what do you know?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Well, he said, like the majority of all the roles
that he played, I believe it was. He said, I'm
seventy five percent of all those characters. And then he's
only been married once and he was with Angelica Houston,
not married to her, but with Angelica Houston forever and
fucking cheated on her like crazy. Remember how gorgeous the
(13:19):
Angelica Houston used to be?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, and so he was. He was cheating on
her like all the time. And he's admitted that she
was the love of his life. Oh and he fucked
it up. But yeah, he's, uh, he's just a big womanizer,
which I mean, I guess you could have expected that,
but I didn't know to what extent, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, I mean also you got to think he's the
way he acts, and as good as he's been, he's
probably got to be somewhat of an egomaniac or something.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Well, do you know that in the early days when
he first started acting, he almost didn't make it because
like he didn't have the characteristics that they wanted.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah, he was just because lumpy and he was he
was chubby as a kid.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
So so what else are you watching anything else? Anything
new on Netflix, anything on Hulu or any of the
services you have?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
What what are you watch We watched Killer Sally.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh do you like it? Kate and I watched that.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah. I think it really sucks that that whole situation,
like her going to jail, I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Think that's fair self defense.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I think it was. But the whole thing that fucked
her isom.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
She went in the other room and reloaded her gun.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Well, and that she had prior's in the military and stuff,
so she knew what she was doing and she shot
him in the face like that. Probably you should have
shot him in the leg or something, you know, that's
what that's what they say to do here. You're not
allowed to kill people that come into your.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Just shoot them below the waist.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You gotta shoot a warning shot and then you can
shoot them. So people are like, shoot him first and
then shoot the warning shot. That's fun for the police.
They've got weird rules here about killing people.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
But you need to have evidence that you fired two
shots at least probably and just hit one.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, and probably not shoot him in the face.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Have you did you watch All Quiet along the Western
Front yet?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
No? Brent said that you told him to watch it.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's fucking great, But is it one of those.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Is it one of those like Saving Private Ryan where
everyone's just getting shot all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It's way better than Saving Private Ye. It's like it's poignant.
You're like, holy shit, this is an incredible movie. We're
saving Private Ryan.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
There's a bunch of people dying all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, but Kate, did you like it?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I only watched a part of it because I don't
know why you. Oh yeah, I think I took a
nap then because my head hurt. But well, the part
that I got it was pretty hard to watch.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It was just it's so brutal, and it's about like
teenagers who basically a German soldiers who they pick them
up at high school and they're like have your parents
sign this permission? Slip or forge it? Naha, you know,
and then they all sing songs on buses and go
off to war and then like these kids are just
literally they step off the fucking buzz and it's just
(16:22):
like they're in hell. It's terrifying. It's like a really
really it's a really intense movie. But I think it's
it's worth a watch.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Is it a long movie, like a typical war movie,
like two and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, but it goes by pretty quick because it's just
like the action is so crazy.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Well, Caitlin, are you gonna turn it on and watch
the rest of it? Or are you done with it?
She's done with it? Yeah, that's how good of a
movie it was.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
But what? So?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
They're not my thing either.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It made me too anxious. I don't enjoy watching people
yeah get shot.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Well, having had a dream last week where I killed
somebody with my bare hands, I'm a warrior. Oh wow,
yeah you didn't. You didn't hear that part.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I had a dream of fever dream where I like
killed somebody and it was.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Like, wow, strangled strangulation.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Do you think you could really do that?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't think I could.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
And apparently it was only one hand out.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, I did it one handed to like a behemit
of a woman. And it was a woman, it was
a lady. I was like, oh, but I like, I
didn't know what was happening in the dream, and then
all of a sudden it was just too late, and
I was like panicked. I was like, oh my god,
it's dream, not a good dream.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Did you hear about Jay Leno that's crazy with the gasoline? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, so Jay Leno was working in this garage earlier
this week and he got some gasoline splashed up on
his face and like upper body and it got ignited
and the heat. Thank god, he had his right hand
man there and he'd like covered him with a blanket,
but he's still got pretty badly burned. Did you see
any pictures or anything.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Sarah, No, but there's I guess he's in a hyperbaric
chamber right now. Wow, that's what. I can't remember where
I read that or if Mom told me that. I
talked to Mom for a little bit today and she
had a bit of intel on it, so I was.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's crazy. Did you see that, Billy? Did you see that?
Billy Ray Cyrus, who's in his sixties is engaged to
a thirty four year old?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh my god, how old are you now?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I'm thirty. I'll be thirty seven in January.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Caitlin, How old are you?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I'm twenty nine?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
She's sixteen? Wait?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Could you imagine being that old in getting married to
someone that young? No, or just even fucking around with
someone that young. I don't even give a shit.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Like if something happened to Brent, I would probably curl
up in a ball and die.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But because his kids are like literally that same age.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah's got to be.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'm not sure. She's like, yeah, thirty probably, and I'm
pretty sure she has older siblings.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh yeah, she got the guy from Metro Station.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, so she's like, I don't know. Yeah, so he
literally has kids the same age as her.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
His new Yeah, yeah, I don't understand that. And yeah,
I will never date anyone else again because I cannot
even be bothered dealing with people, especially young people. I hate.
I hate young people.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So what do you hate? What do you hate about him?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I just hate everything about him. Their fucking rude, They're
always on their phone. They don't like you know, I
used to. I still do. I help people out, like
when I'm at the grocery store, or you know what
if I if I have a shit ton of stuff
at the grocery store and I'm in the checkout aisle,
I let people go ahead of me that only have
(20:17):
one thing that never fucking happens to me.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No, no one has ever done that for me before ever.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
And it's and and you know, with all my back
issues and stuff in my neck, like I drop stuff
all the time, and I've dropped stuff in the grocery store.
And I've had a young person just look at me
and not help me, clearly knowing that I was struggling.
They just don't care. And I think it's really sad.
(20:47):
And I feel like our dad because you know how
Dad was always very you know, old fashioned stuff and
I'm totally that way. And and yeah, and you think
about you guys, talk to anyone like really young?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I mean probably what are you the youngest?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, what's like like like like eighteen to twenty one?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
No, I think the youngest person I talked to on
our daily basis is twenty four. And there's we definitely,
I'm definitely feel.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Like my cousins. My cousins are fifteen and seventeen.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, are they are? They like that though, Caitlin like
a hole? Oh yeah, I guess you can't really fucking
say that.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I mean, I will love them no matter what because
they're my family, but they have their moments there. They
are definitely very spoiled children.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, no, I just I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
We were spoiled, but if we did something fucking stupid,
we got like this shit kicked out of my.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Aunt kind of like lets them treat her badly, and
I don't. I don't understand that because if I was mom,
I would not let that shit fly like the way
they do her and stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Well, we were not allowed to talk back, even though
I did, and when we got grounded. You know, so
many of these kids are like, fuck you, mom, and
I'm not ground I'm believing I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Gonna kill myself.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, if Grant or I fucking did anything like that
where we were like nah, mate, we're we're out of here,
or if we left without telling mom where we were going,
like we were in trouble.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah. Actually, now, looking though, I was a major bitch
to my parents. I slapt my dad in my face
one time and then proceeded to run away for like
two days. Sorry, if he's gonna listen to this, I'm
very very sorry. That is one of the worst things
I could have done. And I apologize.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I do. I think back to the things like that
I did when I was younger, and and I think,
how you know, I left the house when Grant was
in high school, so I I don't think you got
in as much trouble as I did.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Did No, I just I kept it pretty quiet.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, See, I had to get out of the house.
It was just not a good Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, I think the best thing for mine in my
mom's relationship was when I moved out, like for college
and stuff, because in high school, like we did not
get along all like we would get in the actual
I mean, one time I tried to throw up her
view bottle at her head and then she like charged me.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Could you imagine if I did that to.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Joel in I'm she did like that several times and
she charged did My favorite, my favorite experience grown up
was being in the basement at herron Cove and you
guys were you guys were fighting in the in like
one side of the house in the kitchen area, and
it was like all I could hear was and then
(24:03):
like stop, don't, don't, don't, don't do to the other
side of the house. And then I'd hear your door slam,
knowing that you would let you had gone to that
side of house. Mom was on the other side house.
And then Mom said something like and then you just
open your door, and you're like, well, fuck you, you bitch,
and like never and then and then slam the door.
(24:26):
And then I just hear the charge. I hear the
bull charging down the hallway. She's like, and then she
gets to your door and it's like like the police,
And I was just like, this is the fucking funniest
shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Oh yeah, you know you think about it, though, what
we got in trouble for is nothing compared to what
our friends were getting in trouble.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, and what kids now are getting in trouble for.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yeah. It's like I would come home, I'm fifteen minutes
late past curfew, and mind you, Caitlin, I don't know
if Grant's ever told you this. We lived a half
an hour away from our high school, so all of
our friends were like a good half an hour forty
five minutes away, and Grant and I, or at least
I did, I had the earliest curfew.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, I had like ten thirty for years.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah. It was awful because I mean, how the hell
am I supposed to drink, sober up and then drive
home right back to Elkirk after and be home by
ten thirty.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, and all your friends like are of like fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,
and they all have like one am curfews, and you're like, what,
how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I used to be able to, I think, stay out
pretty late, and then I got in trouble with the police,
and then I could only stay out legally until twelve.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
So what did you do?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I got arrested for smoking weed. I was an awful
child now I think about it. Not a child, but
a teenager, specifically nineteen years I was awful.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
How old were you.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
From the time I was like fifteen to eighteen?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, but when did you get arrested?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Seventeen? I was like seventeen and a half.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh my god. What did your parents say to that?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
They were not happy about the situation at all, like
the Yeah, it was just bad.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh my gosh, that would just be awful. You know,
you think about Grant, did you ever get pulled over?
Like being in someone's car when you were at Marion
and you guys were all drunk.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I don't remember that. I mean I remember that as
an adult definitely, but not Yeah. Yeah, and I got
Remember I got busted one time and I had to
spend I did a stint.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
How long was that?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
That was our last night in El cart And why
I was in Grant coming to dinner? Oh yeah, he's
fucking in jail. But we can't tell any.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
It was in jail for two days.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, well I can't believe that you were in jail
for that long.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It sucked, dude, It fucking sucked.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I was like at one point, there were like eight
of us and we were all in jail for two days,
and we were just like, how did this happen? And
we ever and I remember there was a moment where
I was like, I'm never getting out of here. I'm incarcerated.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
So was it like was it like a little Maybury
jail cell or No.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
It was like it was like the glass and cement
industrial prison complex type shit. And there was like a
steel toilet and like a brick little brick area where
you went to the toilet, but you had to share
it with We were just in holding. So it's just
like the whole group was all together. It sucked. Wow,
(27:56):
And they gave you a blanket, but it was like
forty degrees and I was running cut off T shirt
like a dickhead in jail.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Because you guys, you guys didn't even get to your
gig that night.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, we missed two gigs that weekend.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
That's what I thought. Fucking hell. Oh, and by the way,
one last thing, the John McAfee documentary, which are correct,
the one on Netflix, the good one, Well, the one
that you told me that you've told people to watch
and they thought it was awful. I told three people
(28:33):
to watch it, and all of them couldn't watch the
entire thing because they said it was awful.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Apparent is it the one where he's uh like he's
going to the hairdresser and stuff? That one?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, he's high. Yeah. Wait, so what I liked.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I liked both of them. But the people you told
me you were like, oh yeah, if you tell people
to watch it, a lot of people don't like it.
And that is true because everyone that I told to
watch it, they didn't watch it all the way through
because they thought it was just boring.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
But he's pretty cool, I mean aside from aside from
the girlfriends. That's that's a little strange. The vacation.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Did you uh, this isn't the same thing.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
But the Aco Poco people, what's the Acoco people?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Remember?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
The antarchic Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, the anarchists?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Did you finish that documentary?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah? And do you know I I looked up the
Redhead she like does aerial stuff, like she's all about
fitness and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Now, oh really, Well, the one guy in the documentary
straight up he turned turned fucking super yellow. Did you
see that?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Oh yeah, I didn't like him.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
No, he was a prick and he totally got what
was coming to him.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, just just watching him just drink drink drink. He
knew what was common.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
And he's like, you guys want me, you want me
making a cocktail.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh my god, it's just that poor guy that I got.
That Redhead's boyfriend seem like he is a bit of
a hot head asshole as well. He wasn't all he
was cracked up to be there.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
What sounds what American restaurant sounds good for dinner?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Jimmy John's interesting. Jimmy John's. Jimmy John's are an Arby's
beef and cheddar sandwich with buffalo bites, and that the
red berry Bronco berry sauce and a mister Pipper doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Oh yeah, you don't have mister pepper.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
We get doctor pepper here, but it's like four or
five dollars a can, and it doesn't taste the same
like a can.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Dollars a can.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, like you don't remember, I grant drinks at grocries
are not Grocery at gas stations are really expensive here,
Like a gatory is like six fifty or something ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I do remember that.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Yeah, it's I don't know anything cheap or no. Well,
our heads of lettuce were ten dollars for an iceberg
head of lettuce, but that's gone down to three three
ninety nine now, So.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Why is everything so expensive there?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Why is everything expensive everywhere? It's just shit, But it's
it's just it like, and you should see our lots
of our shelves are empty here, like all the stuff
that we would get, well most of the stuff is
from overseas that we get anyway, so you know, it's
just it's not coming in. It's yeah, it's just really weird.
(31:40):
Speaking of food, did you guys watch Sea Spiracy?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
No, what's spiracy?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
It's talking about the you know they capture uh, salmon
and shit and whatever, and then all the dolphins and
whales that are being killed along with it. It's all
that kind of stuff. If it's on Netflix, what did
you like it?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, I'm just like it sounds like it's yeah, it
sounds like a show. You know.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
No, it just talks about how much we're actually like
you know, the seafood extender stuff, no imitation crab. Yeah, okay,
so like all that is just a bunch of random
stuff that they've caught in the net, grounded up and
a lot of that's like dolphin, whale everything like that,
(32:39):
and it talks about how much we're actually killing and
how capturing one dolph I'm talking in circle, like if
you capture one dolphin, that one dolphin that you're capturing
to take to like SeaWorld or an aquarium or wherever,
you're killing eleven on top of that. Really, yeah, it's
(33:02):
and it talks about all that. And then after that,
I had Brent watched the uh it's the documentary on
the killer whale that killed all those people that's at
sea words.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I'll just watch that too, like a couple of weeks
ago blackfish.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, how good? Was that awful?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
So good? And yeah they talk about that too, like
when they were capturing all the little baby killer whales,
then they and then we caught all the dud ones
and then they just told me to like put stuff
on with rocks and throw them back in or whatever
was disturbing.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
How awful was it when they took the baby away?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Crying?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
And then they said, because there was one where they
caught the baby out in the in the wild, and
there was one where they took the baby away when
they were already captured because the baby was too bigue
and the way that the mom was like screaming for
the for the baby. It was just and the babies,
you know, they make those little and so it didn't
(34:00):
know what the hell was going on.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I cried.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I think I think you we just decided what we're
having for dinner tonight, Doph, I'm gonna have when shot
out on some dolphins and whales.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
And ship Oh my gosh. No, it's just and they
talk about I don't know if it's with the sea spirits.
I think it's a sea spiracy one where they talk
about how they cut off all the shark fins.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I remember I saw something about that. I don't remember
why they did that, though, they keep the fin and
throw away the shark.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Right, they keep the fin because the fin they make
a shark tail soup that is like one hundred and
some dollars a bowl and apparently it doesn't even taste
that good. Really, Yeah, how gross is that? But yeah,
they they take the cut the fin off of it,
and if it's in the water, then they just like
(34:57):
throw the dead shark back into the water. It's just awful.
And then what was Oh was it on sea? Yeah?
It's on seaspiracy one where they're at a restaurant and
they take it's a big fish tank and these I
don't know what kind of fish they are, but they're bigger,
and they take out one of the fish and dice
(35:19):
they're made up right in front of them, and all
the fish are like, oh my god. You can see
like they're watching them do this to their mate. It's fox. Yeah,
that's all I got. I can't. I can't deal with
animals and stuff. Show me someone getting shot in the
face any day, but killing.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Animals than humans getting killed, it's.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Just it's awful. Did you see we had a koala
bear in our front yard?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Oh I didn't. I forgot to show like those pictures.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
And did you watch did you watch the video of
what happened in Linelle Gadelaide.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
About the two people having sex?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, what were they doing?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Hold on, I'll pull it up. I'll play it for Kaitline.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Is that you filming the video?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Oh, but it's it's literally disgusting.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Two people at like broad daily store.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
It's like at a plaza and there and he's she's
on the front of the bicycle and he's on the back.
I think it's funny how he pulls her helmet down
getting into it. They had to have been on something, though,
because that's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
That's so weird.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
That's just you wouldn't just have sex like that in
broad daylight, out in public.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
But you know, Caitlin, I was a lifeguard at the
Pyramoran Pool and it was ghetto as fuck, and it
cost fifty cents to get in. And I remember a
few times where I'd be on chair at the deep
part of the pool and there would be a couple
in the corner doing it and there was nothing, there
(37:15):
was nothing I could do about it. But I had
to keep my ten twenty and keep going along the pool,
you know, so I had to keep looking over there.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
But yeah, we used to at Target when I was
working security, we would patrol, like with the cameras, patrol
the parking lot. Yeah, and you just once an hour
going run the cameras and you'd tek a car like
way off in the distance, and we had really good
zoom lenses and we just like clear as day, just
zoom man. And my boss would be like on the walk,
(37:46):
he'd be like, Grant, you got to get in the
office right now. And then he'd be watching two people
have sex, and I was like, what are you gonna do?
And he's like he's he's like watch. He's like, if
I call the police and tell them there's people having sex,
they'll be here in thirty seconds. And he called the
police and was like, there's people having sex in a
parking lite police were there instantly. But if we'd called
because we saw like a guy with a gun, it
(38:07):
take like ten minutes for like any police officers to
get to the story.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Uh, what was the most fucked up thing that you
had happened when you were doing that?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Uh, like in terms of what like.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Just what you saw experience just the most fucked up?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I mean it was just like people were just stupid,
like it was this. I don't I don't remember being
like it was so fun. There was nothing where I
was like, oh my god, I remember a guy who
like fell and cracked his head open on a wet
spot and we were like, oh shit, we're gonna get
sued for this. I remember that. But then like it
was just fun to like we would do all night
steakouts because like somebody would be stealing like a little
(38:47):
portable PlayStations and we'd be like, the only person who
could get these is the overnight guys, So we just
sit on them all night and then we'd get them
stealing like eight when a shipman would come in, we'd
just sit on it for like until he stole everything.
It was crazy shit like that. That was really fun,
but yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
That's that's fucked. I when I worked at the backpackers
here because we get all these Tongans that come in
and do the fruit picking for us, and I was
putting a note on all their doors that they were
having I think the electrician was coming, and so I
was putting the notes on and I just because their
glass doors, I looked in and there was a Tongan
(39:27):
watching porn on the TV jerking off. That was I
thought that was like great, except yeah it wasn't. We
got the internet cut off from the TVs after that
because he wasn't watching appropriate porn apparently. Really so yeah, yeah,
(39:47):
we also there was a guy in they have a
big rec center at the Backpackers, and there was a
guy that was king hit one of the tongans and
he died. Yeah, so there was a lot of fucked
up shit that happen there too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Uh so Kate and I are going to go figure
out what we're gonna have for dinner.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Jimmy John's Beach Club on French extra avocado with a pickle,
jalapeno potato chips, and a doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Okay, please please, we'll send it right over. All right, Sarah, Well,
thanks for Lenna's you know, have you on the episodes
this week? That was fine.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Well, I don't know if it's that interesting. I'm glad
you guys are still alive.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Well, thank you, yes, thanks, so we're still getting all right, Sarah,
We'll talk to you later, okay, bye, Okay, So that
was Sarah. I'm sister, I'm fucking very high right now.
I think, like surprisingly so those edibles kicked in.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Hard for seven and a half milligrams on them.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Not bad when you don't do it all the time.
It kind of it's pretty nice, all right. Okay, So Kate, Uh,
thank you, thank you so much for listening everyone at home,
thank you for subscribing to the premium episodes. Uh is it?
Speaker 2 (41:07):
We're done?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
I think so right.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
I don't know. I thought we were talking about other shit.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Well, I mean we kind of just I mean, do
you have time. I'm getting kind of hungry. Okay, do
you want me to tell you about the old guy
real quick at the grocery. I had to run in
at the grocery store the other night going for sunny Delight.
He uh, this dude was parked in the fire lane
and then he tried to turn around in front of me.
And I was walking to the store and I gave
him one of these I was like what, and then
(41:32):
told him go around, and he literally had to do
like this, and I walked towards his car, so we
couldn't like move in the proper way, so he just
like had to do this big loop. And then I
was in the store getting my sunny delight. He was
in there, no, and he like was looking for me,
and it was this old fucking wrinkly ass dude, and
(41:52):
he walked he saw me, and I saw him and
I made eye contact, and I, you know, I was
fucking COVID positive and this dude looked at total panic.
Apparently the look I gave him was just so oh.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
My god, great, you literally are a dude.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
It was so cool because I just saw I saw
him look at me like with intent, like he was
gonna say something smart. And then he just like looked
at me and I was just like, oh my god,
see thing. And yeah, he just fucking turntail ran out
the store. I was part of me. It was like, also,
I felt so bad. I was like, I hope this
(42:30):
guy fucking shoots me.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
In it.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
But then I was gonna be like but then I thought, like,
you know, I could be like, sir, have you had COVID?
And he's like what, And I.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Just go, you're about to get it pitch, and I
hit him with.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
The power biological weaven. Jesus Christ. Okay, do you have
anything that you want to talk about?
Speaker 2 (42:56):
No, but you said earlier that we're gonna talk about
the manifest Like, what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I like the show. I like it.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
I don't think it's.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
It's a good show. It's it's a cheeseball show. It's good.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Like, I can't believe that it's the biggest show on
Netflix right now, can you.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Uh, it's I don't think it's the biggest.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
It was number one the other day.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Oh really one for a week.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Shit, Season four dropped. They canceled it like three times
and then season four came out just like they think
this week.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
It's good. But yeah, it's very would I would recommend it.
It's like a good show to watch. It's like because
because it's one of those that you can just put
it on in the background and you don't have to
like be like, you know, paying super close attention to it.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I get yeah, because they do over explain everything.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, it's a very very obvious show, so you.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Don't have to think about what's happening. You can just
like it just happens.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Pretty much like what you think is going to happen
is what's going to happen. But I kind of like
that sometimes, you know, it's like a good show to
like watch at the end of the day when you're
like falling asleep stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
It's like I want to start watching The Crown, but
I also don't want to start at season one. Yeah,
I just don't care that about the early Royals, do you.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Well, I don't. So it's like, what the first season
is about Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
I mean, I think it's all about Queen Elizabeth, but
I think they just got out to Diana.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It's a Queen Elizabeth, but it has a lot of
Princess Diana stuff in it.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
I mean, it's got to start. I would think. I
don't know if she's been in season.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I mean, I guess I'm kind of interested. In the
first couple of seasons. Everyone says that show was really good.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
So I want to know what's really going on with
the Royals.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Like you know what I mean, Well, the Queen's dead,
so there's that, and Charles is now dead in charge
and Harry is now which I thought that I don't know,
I mean, call me crazy, but was it their talks
that he was like gonna forego his.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, why wouldn't you do his position?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
And then it was just going to go straight to William.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah, I remember that, but I thought, but I think
when you get to a certain age, you're like, I
want to be king.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Now he's like eighty years old and he's like buck it.
I want to be.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Kings because he's been watching Game of Thrones and.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
With But I mean, like you've lived your whole life
as a royal and like you can just you can
just why do why take on that responsibility when you're
I mean I guess I don't know why take on
that responsibility when you're that old? Yeah, just like give
it to William?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
But is it really a responsibility in his.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Third late thirties or forties? Right?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Probably forty, so I mean yeah, just like what responsibility
does the king actually have though? Just having to go
and give speeches and like night people.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, I guess it's probably just like potent public appearance type.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
But I mean do you think there's just do you
think they wield any serious power?
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Do you think the Rockefellers are connected to the I think.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
That they are very influential people for sure.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Do you think they're up to DVI as ship?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
I'm sure some of them are.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yeah, like Prince Andrew.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
There's always a couple bad apples in every bunch. Go
to know that, right, Like, do you think.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
The Queen was up to some ship?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I think she was a good, good lady, Actually, I do.
I think that She was the one, though, who asked.
I think my mom said it too. She was the
one who, oh yeah, whip color, Harry and Megan's baby
was gonna be That is a very funny question. It
was definitely her.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I could see Chuck asking that too. See, yeah, I
could see him doing that. So what sounds good for
dinner tonight, sweetheart?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I mean Arby's does? It doesn't sound bad? Also like
Taco Bell doesn't sound bad. McDonald's doesn't sound bad. Okay,
You've just made a faith that both of those, So
I'm gonna go with let's not go with those two.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
McDonald's sounds okay. I guess it's close, and it would be.
It does sound good. A big Max sounds great.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
But if you want to go to Arby's, we can
go to Arby's.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
I don't know. I don't know what the better value
is there.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Oh my god, I don't know either, because.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Like if you got I think, yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Probably the same. I think so no, Arby's is probably
like seven dollars more true total? Well, okay, if I
had to guess, so, I.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Think we're done.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
I don't know why I just said seven dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
More we're talking about the cost effectiveness of our dinner planning.
All right, thank you everyone for listening. Have a great week.
We will see you next week.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Not Sea like se, but we'll see Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Okay, shut the funk up, Scott, you're ruining this You've
ruined this episode.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
They all starting day on Saturday, so
Oh, hello, Hi, Welcome to the premium episode of How
to Become a Terrible Person. Kate's back. I'm here update.
We have a fucking crazy cat running around the apartment.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, he's being wild right now. I think he's leaking
his butthole.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He met a bird earlier in the day. We brought
that up in the pre episode.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But yeah, he met a bird on the balcony, and
ever since he saw the bird, he's just been on one.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
He was coming in his pan, just losing his mind
over there, Kate. So you said before we started, right
before we started recording, what sounds good for dinner?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Anything sound good to you? Yet?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I mean I just know I'm getting hungry. Yeah, me too,
But no, nothing is like standing out.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'm not gonna lie. Okay, what it stands out? Every
almost every time we talk about it, Arby's.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You always say Arby.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm always thinking Arvy's. It's the ship. It's fucking great.
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I mean it's definite possibility.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, but not tier one yet.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, I mean I'm not completely sold on it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But we just had taco I made tacos last night.
I made the whitest white guy tacos and nachos with
velvita cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, how do you make that?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
How do you make velveta cheese? There's gotta be an
easier way than the way you do it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I put it in the microwave.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You put yeah, and you like put a.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Little bit of milk. Yeah, I like take some of
the velveta and I'll like slice it up and then
like and then I'll take that and cube it like
in pretty small pieces so it melts better, and then
just put like a little bit of milk and then
you just have to keep like watching.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It takes forever.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It does not take forward a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Took two hours for cheese.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Took me like five minutes, and.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Then it like gets this film over the top of it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah. But I like that stuff way better than the
canned cheese that you try to give the authentic it's
not good whatever, man, it's weird. It's a weird consistency.
It's like almost gritty. No, you like, I'd rather eat
cheese whiz whatever that canned cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What makes cheese was cheese Whiz.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Like is the brand name?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, But I mean it's like kind of it's kind
of zesty? What's in cheese whiz? You know what we're
gonna We're gonna get my sister back on the phone,
Ladies and gentlemen from Australia. My sister Sarah.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
She doesn't eat cheese whiz.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Come on, she definitely eats cheese with if it took
her this long to pee? Oh hello, hello, what are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Just got done taking a pay?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Hey? No, we were just talking before. We want to
know one, do you know what's in cheese with? That
makes it cheese with?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay? Do you like did you like cheese was as
a kid?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Is that the one that came out of spray can?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, that's easy. Cheese cheese isn't a jar? Yeah, it's
in a glass jar.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh it's a step mom. We put on like Broccolian
rice was really salty?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah yeah, okay, So you like cheese with?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I did it? I guess as a kid?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, but you had it in like twenty years? What's
your with? Like? What's your go to guilty snack? You
think if you had to pay? What cake? What kind
of cake?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Chocolate? Mud, red, velvet cake?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Do you just make? Do you make cakes for yourself?
Or are you buying these cakes.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That particular cake the Puringa Bakery does right down the
road road for me, and they do like individual singles,
three slices, and I go there because I can't, you know,
I can't eat really solid So then I just put
a bunch of milk over it and it tastes amazing.
But yeah, I dabble and making cakes all the time,
and then Brin gets pissed because he's like, you don't
(04:20):
need any more cake. But I just wait. I just
weigh myself. I'm one hundred and fifty two pounds.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So so you said, you just said kind of in
passing that you don't eat solid food. No, but people,
why don't you eat solid food? Just because I don't
want people to think you're just doing it because.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You're because I'm doing it for fun. No, I've got
gas paricis, so my my gastro intestinal system is essentially
becoming slowly but surely paralyzed. So I can't digest food properly.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And you have you have a prolapseddus as well. Correct?
I do? I do completely? No, I wasn't. Actually I
hope I didn't, did I I don't think I knew
that you had a pro if you did have, No,
like I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't have like a rosebud or anything like that.
But I've got I've got because of my eds, like
my uterus prolapse and my rectum prolapse. But it's not
like that.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's not just like extra.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
But I hadn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's Jesus Grace.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Did you change?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Change the subject off my apple? You see how that
plane crash was awful?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, so you're talking about the Dallas, Texas Yeah, so
you found you sent it to me first.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, because for some reason here in Australia, I get
American news way before you guys get it. I don't
know why, but that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Have you have they talked about what actually happened? Did
the the little plane does not even see the big bomber?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I think it was negligence from the little one, but
I don't know. I haven't heard the whole story.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
God, And then you go on TikTok and I mean
one of those times where it's like, Wow, thank goodness
for TikTok, but that's awful. You can get every angle.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, I remixed it. I did a dance in front
of the video.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh my god, it was surprised me. It was.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
The Hey, it's me Aaron.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Do you know he wasn't a bad He wasn't a
bad looking guy until he started getting all that.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
The face.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, you know, he was very attractive. Like I was
in love with him when I was a little kid.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
He was on Lizzie Maguire, right.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, they dated in real life. Hillary uf Yeah. Yeah,
because a couple of years ago he said something he
like posted on and somewhere on one of his social
media is that he was like I it was and
it was about Hillary Duff, that he was like in
love with her, and he was how he was gonna
like do everything good to get her back still, like yeah,
(07:15):
and like like he was like, well, like this was
probably I don't know, like three years ago. Wow. So
he's like he's like thirty and they'd probably dated when
they were like fifteen. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh my, I put Aaron Carter and Justin Bieber in
the same bracket.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean yeah, Justin Bieber probably just had better guidance,
maybe better something.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I don't know. He's fucking weirdo. As well.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, and he's all religious.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Now, yeah, I don't. I'm just very Haley's like and Haley,
she's boring? Am I the only one that thinks this?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I completely agree. I'm glad. I'm glad you're shifting over
to celebrity thought because Sarah, I just sent you a
picture and I want to take a look at it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Is it a he? Is it that guy that.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Everyone close close? But no, I just oh, do you
know who that is?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Well? That's a filtered Madonna, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah? Have you seen Madonna lately yet? Okay, what are
your thoughts? Because we need a woman to weigh in here,
because I just I just sent myself an article from
my thoughts. Not no, I mean I was gonna say,
what the hell we need like a third party here,
(08:41):
you know, the really wigh But what the fuck is
going on with Madonna?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Dude? I think she's a demon.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
She looks like the Lion Lady, the lady who classic surgery,
and her face was ally and weird. That's what she's
leaning into.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
So how old is Madonna?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Madonna's sixty four years old.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's time. Yeah, so it's you for being sixty four?
There are a lot of really beautiful women out there
at sixty four, and she is not one of those.
So she looked in her because I follow her on
TikTok and the videos that she does are just like,
are you She's got to be on drugs or something
(09:23):
like she has like people.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Like licking her vagina, like over her clothes or whatever.
But it's like, what are you doing while she's like,
well in grinding on her face?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Well?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
And where did where did all these kids come from?
When does she adopt all these children?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
She got them from the getty I started, right. I
think she adopted them from like the third world countries.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I think she's had them for a while.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
But some of them are like in their twenties, aren't
they They're like really.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, and some are like little kids? Right?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And then lords is her the one with Harry?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh yeah, it's oh god, yeah. I don't have a
problem with Harry armpits, but I don't know what the
fuck Madonna's doing us.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Just so, Daily Mail had an article that the headline
is She's burning up Madonna's sixty four poses and laundry
while covered in flames. So she uses fiery filter and
latest posts it's like she looks awful. Dude, Well, yeah,
she looks fucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Let's put it this way. Mom's howl seventy one or
seven seventy one. And that picture that she sent us
in the group message the other day, Mom looks a
thousand thousand times better than Madonna. She's more than ten
years older than her.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, there's something not right there. And the same thing
with zac Efron. Jesus Christ, what did he do to
his face? What do you mean he had it like
he told people that he broke his jaw, cracked his
jar or whatever and he had to have surgery. But
he's clearly had a chin job and his lips done.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
You know what. You're right, he's.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Got like a he's got his face does look different now,
giant tacker.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
He looks awful.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, he's not cute.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, And I always thought like as zac Efron was
going to be like one of those like kind of
goes along Mel Gibson line, like just swave and nice
looking guy with great eyes, and he just sucked it
all up.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
So okay, So he definitely had something done to his jaw, right,
he had something done to his chin and his lips,
his lips, and did he have a nose job.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm looking at the high school musical version of him,
and his nose is like really round and now in
like his it's real pointy.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know what he's thinking, but
he was. He was one of those young actors that
I thought was going to be like a classic guy,
you know what I mean? Yeah, like and now he said,
I just don't like it. He's fucked it all up.
I watched the documentary on Jack Nicholson. I did not
realize that he was such an asshole. I guess what.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Documentary about Jack Nicholson are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It was new. It's on Foxtel.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I don't it's Nicholson. Yeah, documentary.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
It's only about like an hour and a bit.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Ship man doctor. No, that's not it.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Oh it's uh doctor doctor Jack.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Mister n Nicholson. Yeah, I came out in twenty eighteen.
It looks like, oh, well no, no, but I mean, yeah,
it's new to you guys. So was he You say
he's an asshole? What what do you know?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Well, he said, like the majority of all the roles
that he played, I believe it was. He said, I'm
seventy five percent of all those characters. And then he's
only been married once and he was with Angelica Houston,
not married to her, but with Angelica Houston forever and
fucking cheated on her like crazy. Remember how gorgeous the
(13:19):
Angelica Houston used to be?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, and so he was. He was cheating on
her like all the time. And he's admitted that she
was the love of his life. Oh and he fucked
it up. But yeah, he's, uh, he's just a big womanizer,
which I mean, I guess you could have expected that,
but I didn't know to what extent, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, I mean also you got to think he's the
way he acts, and as good as he's been, he's
probably got to be somewhat of an egomaniac or something.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Well, do you know that in the early days when
he first started acting, he almost didn't make it because
like he didn't have the characteristics that they wanted.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah, he was just because lumpy and he was he
was chubby as a kid.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
So so what else are you watching anything else? Anything
new on Netflix, anything on Hulu or any of the
services you have?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
What what are you watch We watched Killer Sally.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh do you like it? Kate and I watched that.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah. I think it really sucks that that whole situation,
like her going to jail, I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Think that's fair self defense.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I think it was. But the whole thing that fucked
her isom.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
She went in the other room and reloaded her gun.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Well, and that she had prior's in the military and stuff,
so she knew what she was doing and she shot
him in the face like that. Probably you should have
shot him in the leg or something, you know, that's
what that's what they say to do here. You're not
allowed to kill people that come into your.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Just shoot them below the waist.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You gotta shoot a warning shot and then you can
shoot them. So people are like, shoot him first and
then shoot the warning shot. That's fun for the police.
They've got weird rules here about killing people.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
But you need to have evidence that you fired two
shots at least probably and just hit one.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, and probably not shoot him in the face.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Have you did you watch All Quiet along the Western
Front yet?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
No? Brent said that you told him to watch it.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's fucking great, But is it one of those.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Is it one of those like Saving Private Ryan where
everyone's just getting shot all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It's way better than Saving Private Ye. It's like it's poignant.
You're like, holy shit, this is an incredible movie. We're
saving Private Ryan.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
There's a bunch of people dying all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, but Kate, did you like it?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I only watched a part of it because I don't
know why you. Oh yeah, I think I took a
nap then because my head hurt. But well, the part
that I got it was pretty hard to watch.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It was just it's so brutal, and it's about like
teenagers who basically a German soldiers who they pick them
up at high school and they're like have your parents
sign this permission? Slip or forge it? Naha, you know,
and then they all sing songs on buses and go
off to war and then like these kids are just
literally they step off the fucking buzz and it's just
(16:22):
like they're in hell. It's terrifying. It's like a really
really it's a really intense movie. But I think it's
it's worth a watch.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Is it a long movie, like a typical war movie,
like two and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, but it goes by pretty quick because it's just
like the action is so crazy.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Well, Caitlin, are you gonna turn it on and watch
the rest of it? Or are you done with it?
She's done with it? Yeah, that's how good of a
movie it was.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
But what? So?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
They're not my thing either.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It made me too anxious. I don't enjoy watching people
yeah get shot.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Well, having had a dream last week where I killed
somebody with my bare hands, I'm a warrior. Oh wow,
yeah you didn't. You didn't hear that part.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I had a dream of fever dream where I like
killed somebody and it was.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Like, wow, strangled strangulation.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Do you think you could really do that?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't think I could.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
And apparently it was only one hand out.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, I did it one handed to like a behemit
of a woman. And it was a woman, it was
a lady. I was like, oh, but I like, I
didn't know what was happening in the dream, and then
all of a sudden it was just too late, and
I was like panicked. I was like, oh my god,
it's dream, not a good dream.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Did you hear about Jay Leno that's crazy with the gasoline? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, so Jay Leno was working in this garage earlier
this week and he got some gasoline splashed up on
his face and like upper body and it got ignited
and the heat. Thank god, he had his right hand
man there and he'd like covered him with a blanket,
but he's still got pretty badly burned. Did you see
any pictures or anything.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Sarah, No, but there's I guess he's in a hyperbaric
chamber right now. Wow, that's what. I can't remember where
I read that or if Mom told me that. I
talked to Mom for a little bit today and she
had a bit of intel on it, so I was.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's crazy. Did you see that, Billy? Did you see that?
Billy Ray Cyrus, who's in his sixties is engaged to
a thirty four year old?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh my god, how old are you now?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I'm thirty. I'll be thirty seven in January.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Caitlin, How old are you?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I'm twenty nine?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
She's sixteen? Wait?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Could you imagine being that old in getting married to
someone that young? No, or just even fucking around with
someone that young. I don't even give a shit.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Like if something happened to Brent, I would probably curl
up in a ball and die.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But because his kids are like literally that same age.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah's got to be.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'm not sure. She's like, yeah, thirty probably, and I'm
pretty sure she has older siblings.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh yeah, she got the guy from Metro Station.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, so she's like, I don't know. Yeah, so he
literally has kids the same age as her.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
His new Yeah, yeah, I don't understand that. And yeah,
I will never date anyone else again because I cannot
even be bothered dealing with people, especially young people. I hate.
I hate young people.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So what do you hate? What do you hate about him?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I just hate everything about him. Their fucking rude, They're
always on their phone. They don't like you know, I
used to. I still do. I help people out, like
when I'm at the grocery store, or you know what
if I if I have a shit ton of stuff
at the grocery store and I'm in the checkout aisle,
I let people go ahead of me that only have
(20:17):
one thing that never fucking happens to me.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No, no one has ever done that for me before ever.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
And it's and and you know, with all my back
issues and stuff in my neck, like I drop stuff
all the time, and I've dropped stuff in the grocery store.
And I've had a young person just look at me
and not help me, clearly knowing that I was struggling.
They just don't care. And I think it's really sad.
(20:47):
And I feel like our dad because you know how
Dad was always very you know, old fashioned stuff and
I'm totally that way. And and yeah, and you think
about you guys, talk to anyone like really young?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I mean probably what are you the youngest?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, what's like like like like eighteen to twenty one?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
No, I think the youngest person I talked to on
our daily basis is twenty four. And there's we definitely,
I'm definitely feel.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Like my cousins. My cousins are fifteen and seventeen.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, are they are? They like that though, Caitlin like
a hole? Oh yeah, I guess you can't really fucking
say that.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I mean, I will love them no matter what because
they're my family, but they have their moments there. They
are definitely very spoiled children.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, no, I just I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
We were spoiled, but if we did something fucking stupid,
we got like this shit kicked out of my.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Aunt kind of like lets them treat her badly, and
I don't. I don't understand that because if I was mom,
I would not let that shit fly like the way
they do her and stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Well, we were not allowed to talk back, even though
I did, and when we got grounded. You know, so
many of these kids are like, fuck you, mom, and
I'm not ground I'm believing I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Gonna kill myself.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, if Grant or I fucking did anything like that
where we were like nah, mate, we're we're out of here,
or if we left without telling mom where we were going,
like we were in trouble.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah. Actually, now, looking though, I was a major bitch
to my parents. I slapt my dad in my face
one time and then proceeded to run away for like
two days. Sorry, if he's gonna listen to this, I'm
very very sorry. That is one of the worst things
I could have done. And I apologize.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I do. I think back to the things like that
I did when I was younger, and and I think,
how you know, I left the house when Grant was
in high school, so I I don't think you got
in as much trouble as I did.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Did No, I just I kept it pretty quiet.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, See, I had to get out of the house.
It was just not a good Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, I think the best thing for mine in my
mom's relationship was when I moved out, like for college
and stuff, because in high school, like we did not
get along all like we would get in the actual
I mean, one time I tried to throw up her
view bottle at her head and then she like charged me.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Could you imagine if I did that to.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Joel in I'm she did like that several times and
she charged did My favorite, my favorite experience grown up
was being in the basement at herron Cove and you
guys were you guys were fighting in the in like
one side of the house in the kitchen area, and
it was like all I could hear was and then
(24:03):
like stop, don't, don't, don't, don't do to the other
side of the house. And then I'd hear your door slam,
knowing that you would let you had gone to that
side of house. Mom was on the other side house.
And then Mom said something like and then you just
open your door, and you're like, well, fuck you, you bitch,
and like never and then and then slam the door.
(24:26):
And then I just hear the charge. I hear the
bull charging down the hallway. She's like, and then she
gets to your door and it's like like the police,
And I was just like, this is the fucking funniest
shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Oh yeah, you know you think about it, though, what
we got in trouble for is nothing compared to what
our friends were getting in trouble.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, and what kids now are getting in trouble for.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yeah. It's like I would come home, I'm fifteen minutes
late past curfew, and mind you, Caitlin, I don't know
if Grant's ever told you this. We lived a half
an hour away from our high school, so all of
our friends were like a good half an hour forty
five minutes away, and Grant and I, or at least
I did, I had the earliest curfew.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, I had like ten thirty for years.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah. It was awful because I mean, how the hell
am I supposed to drink, sober up and then drive
home right back to Elkirk after and be home by
ten thirty.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, and all your friends like are of like fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,
and they all have like one am curfews, and you're like, what,
how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I used to be able to, I think, stay out
pretty late, and then I got in trouble with the police,
and then I could only stay out legally until twelve.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
So what did you do?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I got arrested for smoking weed. I was an awful
child now I think about it. Not a child, but
a teenager, specifically nineteen years I was awful.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
How old were you.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
From the time I was like fifteen to eighteen?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, but when did you get arrested?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Seventeen? I was like seventeen and a half.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh my god. What did your parents say to that?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
They were not happy about the situation at all, like
the Yeah, it was just bad.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh my gosh, that would just be awful. You know,
you think about Grant, did you ever get pulled over?
Like being in someone's car when you were at Marion
and you guys were all drunk.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I don't remember that. I mean I remember that as
an adult definitely, but not Yeah. Yeah, and I got
Remember I got busted one time and I had to
spend I did a stint.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
How long was that?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
That was our last night in El cart And why
I was in Grant coming to dinner? Oh yeah, he's
fucking in jail. But we can't tell any.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
It was in jail for two days.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, well I can't believe that you were in jail
for that long.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It sucked, dude, It fucking sucked.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I was like at one point, there were like eight
of us and we were all in jail for two days,
and we were just like, how did this happen? And
we ever and I remember there was a moment where
I was like, I'm never getting out of here. I'm incarcerated.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
So was it like was it like a little Maybury
jail cell or No.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
It was like it was like the glass and cement
industrial prison complex type shit. And there was like a
steel toilet and like a brick little brick area where
you went to the toilet, but you had to share
it with We were just in holding. So it's just
like the whole group was all together. It sucked. Wow,
(27:56):
And they gave you a blanket, but it was like
forty degrees and I was running cut off T shirt
like a dickhead in jail.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Because you guys, you guys didn't even get to your
gig that night.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, we missed two gigs that weekend.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
That's what I thought. Fucking hell. Oh, and by the way,
one last thing, the John McAfee documentary, which are correct,
the one on Netflix, the good one, Well, the one
that you told me that you've told people to watch
and they thought it was awful. I told three people
(28:33):
to watch it, and all of them couldn't watch the
entire thing because they said it was awful.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Apparent is it the one where he's uh like he's
going to the hairdresser and stuff? That one?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, he's high. Yeah. Wait, so what I liked.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I liked both of them. But the people you told
me you were like, oh yeah, if you tell people
to watch it, a lot of people don't like it.
And that is true because everyone that I told to
watch it, they didn't watch it all the way through
because they thought it was just boring.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
But he's pretty cool, I mean aside from aside from
the girlfriends. That's that's a little strange. The vacation.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Did you uh, this isn't the same thing.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
But the Aco Poco people, what's the Acoco people?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Remember?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
The antarchic Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, the anarchists?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Did you finish that documentary?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah? And do you know I I looked up the
Redhead she like does aerial stuff, like she's all about
fitness and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Now, oh really, Well, the one guy in the documentary
straight up he turned turned fucking super yellow. Did you
see that?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Oh yeah, I didn't like him.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
No, he was a prick and he totally got what
was coming to him.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, just just watching him just drink drink drink. He
knew what was common.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
And he's like, you guys want me, you want me
making a cocktail.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh my god, it's just that poor guy that I got.
That Redhead's boyfriend seem like he is a bit of
a hot head asshole as well. He wasn't all he
was cracked up to be there.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
What sounds what American restaurant sounds good for dinner?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Jimmy John's interesting. Jimmy John's. Jimmy John's are an Arby's
beef and cheddar sandwich with buffalo bites, and that the
red berry Bronco berry sauce and a mister Pipper doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Oh yeah, you don't have mister pepper.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
We get doctor pepper here, but it's like four or
five dollars a can, and it doesn't taste the same
like a can.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Dollars a can.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, like you don't remember, I grant drinks at grocries
are not Grocery at gas stations are really expensive here,
Like a gatory is like six fifty or something ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I do remember that.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Yeah, it's I don't know anything cheap or no. Well,
our heads of lettuce were ten dollars for an iceberg
head of lettuce, but that's gone down to three three
ninety nine now, So.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Why is everything so expensive there?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Why is everything expensive everywhere? It's just shit, But it's
it's just it like, and you should see our lots
of our shelves are empty here, like all the stuff
that we would get, well most of the stuff is
from overseas that we get anyway, so you know, it's
just it's not coming in. It's yeah, it's just really weird.
(31:40):
Speaking of food, did you guys watch Sea Spiracy?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
No, what's spiracy?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
It's talking about the you know they capture uh, salmon
and shit and whatever, and then all the dolphins and
whales that are being killed along with it. It's all
that kind of stuff. If it's on Netflix, what did
you like it?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, I'm just like it sounds like it's yeah, it
sounds like a show. You know.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
No, it just talks about how much we're actually like
you know, the seafood extender stuff, no imitation crab. Yeah, okay,
so like all that is just a bunch of random
stuff that they've caught in the net, grounded up and
a lot of that's like dolphin, whale everything like that,
(32:39):
and it talks about how much we're actually killing and
how capturing one dolph I'm talking in circle, like if
you capture one dolphin, that one dolphin that you're capturing
to take to like SeaWorld or an aquarium or wherever,
you're killing eleven on top of that. Really, yeah, it's
(33:02):
and it talks about all that. And then after that,
I had Brent watched the uh it's the documentary on
the killer whale that killed all those people that's at
sea words.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I'll just watch that too, like a couple of weeks
ago blackfish.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, how good? Was that awful?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
So good? And yeah they talk about that too, like
when they were capturing all the little baby killer whales,
then they and then we caught all the dud ones
and then they just told me to like put stuff
on with rocks and throw them back in or whatever
was disturbing.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
How awful was it when they took the baby away?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Crying?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
And then they said, because there was one where they
caught the baby out in the in the wild, and
there was one where they took the baby away when
they were already captured because the baby was too bigue
and the way that the mom was like screaming for
the for the baby. It was just and the babies,
you know, they make those little and so it didn't
(34:00):
know what the hell was going on.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I cried.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I think I think you we just decided what we're
having for dinner tonight, Doph, I'm gonna have when shot
out on some dolphins and whales.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
And ship Oh my gosh. No, it's just and they
talk about I don't know if it's with the sea spirits.
I think it's a sea spiracy one where they talk
about how they cut off all the shark fins.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I remember I saw something about that. I don't remember
why they did that, though, they keep the fin and
throw away the shark.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Right, they keep the fin because the fin they make
a shark tail soup that is like one hundred and
some dollars a bowl and apparently it doesn't even taste
that good. Really, Yeah, how gross is that? But yeah,
they they take the cut the fin off of it,
and if it's in the water, then they just like
(34:57):
throw the dead shark back into the water. It's just awful.
And then what was Oh was it on sea? Yeah?
It's on seaspiracy one where they're at a restaurant and
they take it's a big fish tank and these I
don't know what kind of fish they are, but they're bigger,
and they take out one of the fish and dice
(35:19):
they're made up right in front of them, and all
the fish are like, oh my god. You can see
like they're watching them do this to their mate. It's fox. Yeah,
that's all I got. I can't. I can't deal with
animals and stuff. Show me someone getting shot in the
face any day, but killing.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Animals than humans getting killed, it's.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Just it's awful. Did you see we had a koala
bear in our front yard?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Oh I didn't. I forgot to show like those pictures.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
And did you watch did you watch the video of
what happened in Linelle Gadelaide.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
About the two people having sex?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, what were they doing?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Hold on, I'll pull it up. I'll play it for Kaitline.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Is that you filming the video?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Oh, but it's it's literally disgusting.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Two people at like broad daily store.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
It's like at a plaza and there and he's she's
on the front of the bicycle and he's on the back.
I think it's funny how he pulls her helmet down
getting into it. They had to have been on something, though,
because that's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
That's so weird.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
That's just you wouldn't just have sex like that in
broad daylight, out in public.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
But you know, Caitlin, I was a lifeguard at the
Pyramoran Pool and it was ghetto as fuck, and it
cost fifty cents to get in. And I remember a
few times where I'd be on chair at the deep
part of the pool and there would be a couple
in the corner doing it and there was nothing, there
(37:15):
was nothing I could do about it. But I had
to keep my ten twenty and keep going along the pool,
you know, so I had to keep looking over there.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
But yeah, we used to at Target when I was
working security, we would patrol, like with the cameras, patrol
the parking lot. Yeah, and you just once an hour
going run the cameras and you'd tek a car like
way off in the distance, and we had really good
zoom lenses and we just like clear as day, just
zoom man. And my boss would be like on the walk,
(37:46):
he'd be like, Grant, you got to get in the
office right now. And then he'd be watching two people
have sex, and I was like, what are you gonna do?
And he's like he's he's like watch. He's like, if
I call the police and tell them there's people having sex,
they'll be here in thirty seconds. And he called the
police and was like, there's people having sex in a
parking lite police were there instantly. But if we'd called
because we saw like a guy with a gun, it
(38:07):
take like ten minutes for like any police officers to
get to the story.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Uh, what was the most fucked up thing that you
had happened when you were doing that?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Uh, like in terms of what like.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Just what you saw experience just the most fucked up?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I mean it was just like people were just stupid,
like it was this. I don't I don't remember being
like it was so fun. There was nothing where I
was like, oh my god, I remember a guy who
like fell and cracked his head open on a wet
spot and we were like, oh shit, we're gonna get
sued for this. I remember that. But then like it
was just fun to like we would do all night
steakouts because like somebody would be stealing like a little
(38:47):
portable PlayStations and we'd be like, the only person who
could get these is the overnight guys, So we just
sit on them all night and then we'd get them
stealing like eight when a shipman would come in, we'd
just sit on it for like until he stole everything.
It was crazy shit like that. That was really fun,
but yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
That's that's fucked. I when I worked at the backpackers
here because we get all these Tongans that come in
and do the fruit picking for us, and I was
putting a note on all their doors that they were
having I think the electrician was coming, and so I
was putting the notes on and I just because their
glass doors, I looked in and there was a Tongan
(39:27):
watching porn on the TV jerking off. That was I
thought that was like great, except yeah it wasn't. We
got the internet cut off from the TVs after that
because he wasn't watching appropriate porn apparently. Really so yeah, yeah,
(39:47):
we also there was a guy in they have a
big rec center at the Backpackers, and there was a
guy that was king hit one of the tongans and
he died. Yeah, so there was a lot of fucked
up shit that happen there too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Uh so Kate and I are going to go figure
out what we're gonna have for dinner.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Jimmy John's Beach Club on French extra avocado with a pickle,
jalapeno potato chips, and a doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Okay, please please, we'll send it right over. All right, Sarah, Well,
thanks for Lenna's you know, have you on the episodes
this week? That was fine.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Well, I don't know if it's that interesting. I'm glad
you guys are still alive.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Well, thank you, yes, thanks, so we're still getting all right, Sarah,
We'll talk to you later, okay, bye, Okay, So that
was Sarah. I'm sister, I'm fucking very high right now.
I think, like surprisingly so those edibles kicked in.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Hard for seven and a half milligrams on them.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Not bad when you don't do it all the time.
It kind of it's pretty nice, all right. Okay, So Kate, Uh,
thank you, thank you so much for listening everyone at home,
thank you for subscribing to the premium episodes. Uh is it?
Speaker 2 (41:07):
We're done?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
I think so right.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
I don't know. I thought we were talking about other shit.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Well, I mean we kind of just I mean, do
you have time. I'm getting kind of hungry. Okay, do
you want me to tell you about the old guy
real quick at the grocery. I had to run in
at the grocery store the other night going for sunny Delight.
He uh, this dude was parked in the fire lane
and then he tried to turn around in front of me.
And I was walking to the store and I gave
him one of these I was like what, and then
(41:32):
told him go around, and he literally had to do
like this, and I walked towards his car, so we
couldn't like move in the proper way, so he just
like had to do this big loop. And then I
was in the store getting my sunny delight. He was
in there, no, and he like was looking for me,
and it was this old fucking wrinkly ass dude, and
(41:52):
he walked he saw me, and I saw him and
I made eye contact, and I, you know, I was
fucking COVID positive and this dude looked at total panic.
Apparently the look I gave him was just so oh.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
My god, great, you literally are a dude.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
It was so cool because I just saw I saw
him look at me like with intent, like he was
gonna say something smart. And then he just like looked
at me and I was just like, oh my god,
see thing. And yeah, he just fucking turntail ran out
the store. I was part of me. It was like, also,
I felt so bad. I was like, I hope this
(42:30):
guy fucking shoots me.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
In it.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
But then I was gonna be like but then I thought, like,
you know, I could be like, sir, have you had COVID?
And he's like what, And I.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Just go, you're about to get it pitch, and I
hit him with.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
The power biological weaven. Jesus Christ. Okay, do you have
anything that you want to talk about?
Speaker 2 (42:56):
No, but you said earlier that we're gonna talk about
the manifest Like, what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I like the show. I like it.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
I don't think it's.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
It's a good show. It's it's a cheeseball show. It's good.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Like, I can't believe that it's the biggest show on
Netflix right now, can you.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Uh, it's I don't think it's the biggest.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
It was number one the other day.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Oh really one for a week.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Shit, Season four dropped. They canceled it like three times
and then season four came out just like they think
this week.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
It's good. But yeah, it's very would I would recommend it.
It's like a good show to watch. It's like because
because it's one of those that you can just put
it on in the background and you don't have to
like be like, you know, paying super close attention to it.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I get yeah, because they do over explain everything.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, it's a very very obvious show, so you.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Don't have to think about what's happening. You can just
like it just happens.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Pretty much like what you think is going to happen
is what's going to happen. But I kind of like
that sometimes, you know, it's like a good show to
like watch at the end of the day when you're
like falling asleep stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
It's like I want to start watching The Crown, but
I also don't want to start at season one. Yeah,
I just don't care that about the early Royals, do you.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Well, I don't. So it's like, what the first season
is about Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
I mean, I think it's all about Queen Elizabeth, but
I think they just got out to Diana.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It's a Queen Elizabeth, but it has a lot of
Princess Diana stuff in it.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
I mean, it's got to start. I would think. I
don't know if she's been in season.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I mean, I guess I'm kind of interested. In the
first couple of seasons. Everyone says that show was really good.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
So I want to know what's really going on with
the Royals.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Like you know what I mean, Well, the Queen's dead,
so there's that, and Charles is now dead in charge
and Harry is now which I thought that I don't know,
I mean, call me crazy, but was it their talks
that he was like gonna forego his.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, why wouldn't you do his position?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
And then it was just going to go straight to William.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah, I remember that, but I thought, but I think
when you get to a certain age, you're like, I
want to be king.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Now he's like eighty years old and he's like buck it.
I want to be.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Kings because he's been watching Game of Thrones and.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
With But I mean, like you've lived your whole life
as a royal and like you can just you can
just why do why take on that responsibility when you're
I mean I guess I don't know why take on
that responsibility when you're that old? Yeah, just like give
it to William?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
But is it really a responsibility in his.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Third late thirties or forties? Right?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Probably forty, so I mean yeah, just like what responsibility
does the king actually have though? Just having to go
and give speeches and like night people.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, I guess it's probably just like potent public appearance type.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
But I mean do you think there's just do you
think they wield any serious power?
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Do you think the Rockefellers are connected to the I think.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
That they are very influential people for sure.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Do you think they're up to DVI as ship?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
I'm sure some of them are.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yeah, like Prince Andrew.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
There's always a couple bad apples in every bunch. Go
to know that, right, Like, do you think.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
The Queen was up to some ship?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I think she was a good, good lady, Actually, I do.
I think that She was the one, though, who asked.
I think my mom said it too. She was the
one who, oh yeah, whip color, Harry and Megan's baby
was gonna be That is a very funny question. It
was definitely her.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I could see Chuck asking that too. See, yeah, I
could see him doing that. So what sounds good for
dinner tonight, sweetheart?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I mean Arby's does? It doesn't sound bad? Also like
Taco Bell doesn't sound bad. McDonald's doesn't sound bad. Okay,
You've just made a faith that both of those, So
I'm gonna go with let's not go with those two.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
McDonald's sounds okay. I guess it's close, and it would be.
It does sound good. A big Max sounds great.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
But if you want to go to Arby's, we can
go to Arby's.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
I don't know. I don't know what the better value
is there.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Oh my god, I don't know either, because.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Like if you got I think, yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Probably the same. I think so no, Arby's is probably
like seven dollars more true total? Well, okay, if I
had to guess, so, I.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Think we're done.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
I don't know why I just said seven dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
More we're talking about the cost effectiveness of our dinner planning.
All right, thank you everyone for listening. Have a great week.
We will see you next week.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Not Sea like se, but we'll see Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Okay, shut the funk up, Scott, you're ruining this You've
ruined this episode.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
They all starting day on Saturday, so
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