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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have
in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious
and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused, and
my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. My
pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope
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for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want
my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no
one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is
no Catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me, and I
gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can
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be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh Hello, Hi, everyone, welcome to the premium episode of
How to Become a Terrible Person. Good morning. I say
good morning because it is currently four thirty a m.
On a Friday, on this Friday, the friday you're hearing this,
hopefully fingers crossed. I just wanted to say thank you
before we get too far into this. Excuse me, Jesus Christ,
(01:31):
before we get into this podcast too much. I want
to talk about a bunch of stuff. I'm suspicious about
Coolio's death. I think we all should be. I think
we should be good. I think we should be to
a point now as a society where we're we're skeptical
of all celebrity deaths. So Loretta Lynne died, I suspect
(01:53):
foul play. I think she was murdered, you know, I
mean it seems reasonable. I mean now it's it's so
it's like, if you're in this era, if you die
of natural causes, I mean, shame on you. Right, you know,
Betty White was murdered too. Betty White was murdered by
Paul Walker. Fun fact. Now, in the spirit of the
(02:17):
new premium podcast, I will not be editing much out
of this episode. Hopefully that's the goal. Series blowing blowing
me up right now, My pocket's vibrating, my watch is vibrating,
and Series like, I don't understand. It's like, what can
stop listening to me? Siri, I'm not talking to you,
she said, Okay, it's why Why does everything need to
(02:42):
spy on us? Why is that necessary? Like I know,
for a fact, Series listening to me right now, she's
transcribing everything I said, and she's transcribing everything I said,
uh in the previous podcast, which I deemed too too
bad to uh to put out, so somewhere in the database,
Apple's got all the shit I just said that I
(03:04):
thought was way too inappropriate for this podcast. Also, I'm
thinking about changing the name of the podcast. I'm thinking
about dropping that how to become a part of the podcast,
just calling me the podcast terrible person. I don't know,
think about it. Mull it over, guys, I would like
some input nine one zero five five seven two eight
(03:25):
seven one. You know, I'm tired of people saying that
exorcisms are scary. I get it, they are demonic. Shit
is creepy, right, it's it's weird. It's uncomfortable to think
about some entity or some demon entering your body and
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taking control of you and doing all these nightmarish, awful things.
But how realistic is it that you're going to be possessed?
Like watching the Exorcism, I don't find it that scary
because I just watch it and I don't I don't
empathize so much. I don't think, Wow, this could happen
(04:06):
to me. I could be in need of an exorcism.
I could be sticking across into my vagina and that
what she does black me, black me, which is gross. Guys.
It's just gross. Exorcism shit gross not hot. It's just
not hot. And then when she pee's on the floor,
(04:28):
I think that's that's probably the weirdest part. She just
fully unloads in front of her parents and her dinner
party and they're all playing the piano and she comes
out and just pisses all of the floor. Anyway, I digress.
What I want to say is I don't think demonic
shit is scary. And I say that knowing full well
that I will probably at some point be possessed, and
(04:51):
then I'll have to recant that statement, because I'm sure
once you do get possessed, you're you're kind of like,
oh shit, this is this is pretty heavy. This is
scary shit. But I think most of the people that
were exercised, and most of the people that needed some
demonic cleansing back in the day just had severe mental
health problems, right Like they were just the crazy people
(05:13):
in town. They just had something chemically wrong or physically
wrong with their brain. And I think too, that's part
of schizophrenia is you think, you know, you get paranoid,
you say wild shit. I don't know about the sticking
a cross in your vagina. I don't know if that's
part of the typical schizophrenia thing, but it might be,
(05:36):
but I just think it's miss I think it's before
they were diagnosing everyone with mental health problems. So if
exorcisms and demons aren't scary, what's scary? I think home
invasion shit's probably the scariest, you know, I think, like
the night stalker level, that's creepy. But that's been also
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in movies and horror horror films and Halloween time and folklore.
I feel like the home invasion is people sleep on it.
They're not as scared by it as they should be. Right,
They're like, well, what about what about the demon with
the pins at his head? And what about a zazol
coming down and taking over my body? Fuck, dude, what
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if somebody's outside your house right now as you're having
that thought, somebody's waiting for you to leave your door
unlocked so they can just strut in and fucking murder
you and your family. That's actually scary. I think we
need to I think we need to start being realistic,
like insidious, not scary, conjuring. None of that shit's scary.
(06:42):
Let's take a look at what the top horror movies.
Top scary movies are we'll take a quick click list.
Quick list. Okay, so we got popular horror movies. We
got Halloween. Halloween's good, it's fine, it's a little dated.
(07:02):
But the John Carpenter classic, right, I think it's I
think that's a scary movie. That's a lesson boring movie.
They don't show you a whole lot and it's it's creepy,
but it I mean, with all this new flashy horror,
it kind of seems boring. That I that I think
is the big criticism of these old horror movies is
they're really long winded, and you know, there's a lot
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of long shots, especially in Halloween. How long is that movie?
You should say here, it's one hundred, one hundred and
thirty one minutes. It's an hour and a half, so
it's about ninety minutes. It feels it feels like ninety minutes.
Maybe it feels like one hundred minutes. The Shining Shining
is a classic. But again, man, the Shining is it
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really scary? You got the Twins. I think the Twins
now are like a they're like the clowns. I don't
find clowns scary. I don't find the twins in the
movie that's scary. I think the I think going to
a place with your family and losing your mind and
potentially your family, that's fucking scary. That seems like something
(08:06):
that would be troubling. I just don't. I don't. I
don't find the spirits haunting the hotel that creepy, because
what kind of spirit really do There's a thousand TV
shows trying to prove the existence of ghosts, and a
ghost has never hurt anyone on camera, which given all
the paranormal investigation that we have, don't you think by
now if a ghost could hurt somebody, they they would
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have on camera, like and they wouldn't hurt like a
what's his name Wilfred Baggins Zach Bggins ghost hunter. I
feel like a ghost sees that guy and they're like,
you're a little too thirsty, You're you're a little you
want it too bad. We're not gonna hurt you. But
then again, dude, I just don't think ghosts can hurt people. Okay,
(08:50):
moving on the ring. The Ring, I don't know, I don't.
I remember the first time I saw it, I thought
it was creepy. But then how do you get how
do you get the video? How is it practically? I
guess it is at the end of the ring where
they make you kind of watch the video and then
it ends and you're like, oh, fuck, now I got
seven days before the ghost comes in on TV and
(09:13):
kills me. Dumb, It's not scary to me. It's just
not scary. The Ring. I mean, it's it's cool. It's
fun to watch Texas Chainsaw Mascar. Let's talk about that one.
It's an hour and twenty three minutes. That movie feels long. Still,
it felt long first time I saw it. Still feels long.
(09:34):
But leather Face is scary. You know why a leather
face is scary because leather face is kind of what
we're heading towards as a society. I feel like, you know, eventually,
the dumb gen zers who are banning emojis, which we'll
talk about eventually, you know, they're gonna breed, and then
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they're gonna breed with each other, and then inbreed and
then blah blah blah, and then we're gonna end up
with other face. The people who were writing comments on
Justin Bieber on his Instagram, fans of Chrissy Teagan. They're
begetting leather faces. I think, just just dumb people meeting
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and having dumb kids. That's how you get Texas Chainslaw Masker,
Blair Witch projects. Still scary, not good, not really that good.
Scary final destination I said it before plane crash man,
that's iconic. That's scary as fuck. Everybody. Everybody, I feel like,
is afraid of flying in moments. You know, I've gotten
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really used to it. I've got I've become accustomed to
being on a plane and understanding turbulence and stuff. But
about once a flight, on every flight I've ever been on,
I think, this is the moment, This is the moment,
and then what song is that? This is the moment?
But that's reality, all right? Is it? This is the moment?
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But I think, literally that's the thought I have. I
just wait for the plane to just drop. And I
feel like when a plane I don't doesn't know, will
it nose dive? Always because I always think the scariest
way to die in a plane crash would be to
fall like backwards. So if a plane, if the prane
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breaks in half, uh and then you fall backwards, I
think that would be pretty terrifying, But I also think
you'd be scared for a minute. But then I got
to wonder, how would you hit like some G four
shit and then pass out or would you be alive
until impact? Because that would suck to have to descend
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rapidly without passing out. I think that's probably a really,
really scary way to go a plane. If it explodes
in the sky, you're done, dude, You find that's fastest
way to go. See you now, if the plane explodes
and you fall to your death from the wreckage, that
seems like that'd be pretty awful way to go. Why
can't they put individual parachutes on every every seat and
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then when the plane explodes they just have like an
auto release and all the you know, the parachutes just
pop out of the chair. Children in the Corn moving forward,
Children in the Corn. I don't remember much about that movie,
but again it's Stephen King, so it's long feels long.
Jeepers Creepers. That guy, the director of Jeepers Creepers, is
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a known pedophile. Fun fact for the listener, The guy
who directed Jeepers Creepers also directed this movie called Powder
in the nineties, which, if you haven't seen Powder. I
don't know how to describe it. It's just the weird
fucking movie. It's on Hulu. It's thing about an albino
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guy who has like superpowers. I don't even know. I
don't even think that's accurate or true. But while that
movie was being made, the director what's the director's name,
give me a second here, Victor Salva. So it came
out when he was directing Powder, like in the middle
of it, when they just found their steam. They were
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making this great, weird niche movie. The whole crew and
cast found out about Victor Salva's past. So apparently, in
nineteen eighty eight, he was convicted for sexually abusing a
twelve year old actor who starred in his feature film debut,
Clownhouse Classic Clownhouse, along with possessing child pornography. So while
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they were shooting the movie Powder, cast and crew found
out about that shit, and they were like, fuck you,
Victor Salva, and they revolted. Yeah, and they actually boycotted
the film. People were protesting. But then somehow, this is
how fucked up Hollywood is, This is how fucked up
every industry is. I guess he went on. That was
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in nineteen. Obviously he got convicted in eighty eight. He
made Jeepers Creepers one, two, and three. That's wild cause
Jeepers Creepers three came out in twenty seventeen. So what
is that nineteen eighty eight? Uh, I mean, that's what
(14:31):
is that? It's about thirty years of filmmaking after he
was convicted of abusing a twelve year old. What the fuck, dude?
Fuck Jeepers Creepers. Dude, don't watch it, don't give it
your views. Uh And honestly, man, I'm I might take
back my recommendation to watch Powder after thinking about it.
All right, Let's see Candyman, Candyman's Sick, Candyman's Chicago scary
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as fuck. I remember being real creeped out by Candyman Misery.
Misery's Creepy is probably one of the best Stephen King
movies because I feel like the ending doesn't suck. All
the other Stephen King movies endings are fucking terrible. I
don't know, I guess I just this is a long
way of me saying I don't find Demonic Possession all
that's scary. Casper the Friendly Ghost, Witches, Dude, Witches is
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fucking scary. What's that lady's name, Angelica Houston and Witch's Day.
She's the grand high Witch Woo brother. All right, So
I'm recording this episode in chunks for reasons I won't
get into now. But I mentioned the thing about Coolio
at the beginning, and a lot of people seem to
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think that maybe Coolio's cause of death wasn't really you know, natural, right,
people are starting to speculate on the Internet, and there's
a clip. I'm gonna play you this clip. I haven't
heard this. I actually a friend of mine told me
about this clip and I wanted to listen to it
(16:04):
here and then kind of form my opinion about whatever
Coolio says after I listen to this. So I'm gonna
play this clip. It said Coolio quote knew they were
coming for him, which is very interesting. So I'm gonna
turn this music down. I'm gonna play this clip, and
we're gonna see what Kolio has to say here. Life.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Also, I'm at a point right now in my life
where there's a lot of shit I know that I
want to tell people. It's not things that I want
to teach, but I'm afraid to be honest with you.
I'm scared because I got four grandchildren, and I got
I got.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And I got I got.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Children that are in this world. I got people care about,
and I got people that I care about that don't
necessarily believe what I believe.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, and I'm not okay. So just to be clear,
he hasn't really said anything yet, right, I haven't heard
anything of any important other than he has grandkids. He's
afraid of something happened as grandkids. So continue, I have
no fear of death.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
And I think that those that would appose my my beliefs,
they they've probably done enough. If if if somebody's after
me or if somebody's watching me, yeah, they know enough
of me to know that I have no fear of death.
(17:32):
So killing me those means ship. It just it just
what I said it was true if death, So killing
me don mean ship.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
All right, this is clearly a remix, so.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
It just it just it just what I said it
was true at.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
The terrible clip. So I he's so he's afraid that
he has information. I guess he wants to tell people,
but he's worried that he's going to be executed, or
that his family's going to be executed, which is a
wild thing, wild wild world. We live in the fact
that you could have some information, you could say something,
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and then somebody would murder you. And this interview was
I think it was maybe a week or two before
he died, a couple of weeks and then he's just dead.
Now what did Coolio know? What was Coolio on the inside?
I heard this thing where if you see rappers in bathtubs,
that's that's an indication that they've been blackmailed into, you know,
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being being gay for record executives. That's what I heard.
I heard that all those photoshoots of rappers and hot
tubs and bathtubs back in the day, that's a signal
to the other, like controlling media members that this guy
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has been compromised. Tupap in a bathtub. I don't know
if Coolio's ever been in a bathtub. I'm sure jay z
nas those I'm sure they've been in a bathtub. I
don't know. I'm not sure what Coolio knows though, or
what he knew. I guess he's dead, but what what
what also do It's like, who would listen to Coolio
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say something about the world and be like man, I
gotta kill him now. It's not Coolio's Taylor Swift. It's
not like he's, you know, the hot ticket wrapper of
our day, So why would they assassinate they people? They
probably just smear shmear. Is shmear his his reputation if
he said something. But I I don't know. I saw
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this thing today. I'm moving on from Coolio. I don't
really know what to say about it. But it's interesting
that Kolio may have been executed. We'll have to keep
our ears open, ears and eyes open, guys, But I
want to talk about this emoji thing. So apparently now
you're not allowed to use the thumbs up emoji because
(20:05):
somebody who's what sixteen to twenty two is now deeply,
deeply offended by the thumbs up thing. You send a
text message to give them a thumbs up. That's not
allowed because, you know what, it's too passive aggressive. It
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makes it makes people feel uncomfortable, like you're not listening
to them. Well, you know what, sometimes a fucking text
message doesn't deserve a sentence back, It just merits a
thumbs up. Passive aggressive. Sometimes passive aggressive works. Sometimes passive
aggressive is necessary. There's too many fucking sensitive people who
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I don't know. Is it is it? Are we in
the participation era where everyone now who received a participation
trophy growing up is now grown up? Then they're making decisions.
No one should ever be passive aggressive. Ever, what dude,
(21:11):
what the fuck? Man? Just because you send a thumbs
up emoji doesn't mean you're being a dick. I mean
sometimes it does. I love it when somebody writes you
a paragraph and you hit him with the thumbs up.
That that will get you fired up if you write
something really well thought out and then you get a
thumbs up back. But I'm not gonna stop. I'm not
gonna say, hey, you can't use the thumbs up emoji.
(21:34):
I'm be like, well played, I understand your passive aggressivence.
I take the cue. But you know, cool gen zers
in their fucking collection of Air Jordan's can't handle the
thumbs up emoji. So so ridiculous. Go buy a Taylor
Swift album. Go buy eight copies of Taylor Swifts album.
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By the way, I got some pushback on that last week.
Some folks didn't like that. Apparently there are some Swifties
that listen to the premium podcast again, go fuck yourself.
If you're a Taylor Swift fan, you don't. I mean,
I guess everybody's kind of a Taylor Swift fan. If
you're like a passive Taylor Swift fan, I will you know.
(22:16):
I'm fine with you listening to this podcast. But if
I found out that you're a hardcore Swifty, hardcore Swifty,
I'm canceling your membership. Nine one zero five five seven
two eights. Everyone haven't given out the number that much
this week. I got a gig tonight. I got a
gig with the Rich Bearra band, and we're playing outside
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a hockey arena that isn't open yet. I don't know
if it's I think there might be a game tonight,
but we're literally playing out front. And here's what I
gotta say, kids, young people thinking about getting into music,
thinking about getting in a career where you're you're entertaining
and you go places, you do things, you set up
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your gear. Don't play drums. Do not play drums. You're
just gonna have back problems and you're gonna fucking hate
your life because every gig you're gonna play, you're gonna
have the most shit to haul, and you're also gonna
be there first, setting up being annoying, and then you're
gonna be the last guy out. The guitarist is gonna
go home. They're gonna put their guitars in the case.
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They're gonna just see you. They're gonna put the little
pedal boards way see you. I'm out of here. Gigins
at ten, they're out the door at ten oh five,
gigs inns at ten. If you're a drummer, you're out
there at eleven o'clock because then everybody wants to fucking
come talk to you. Every every old guy who played
drums in high school wants to come and criticize your
drum kit, be like, well, why are you using this?
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It's like, go fuck yourself, dude. I like the way
this sounds, and it was inexpensive. Sorry, I'm not gonna
bring a ten thousand dollars Sonart or DW drum kit
to this gig fucking restaurant. Dude. Also, you're wearing a
big Dog T shirt telling me about your DW drum set,
the five grand. I don't believe it. Also, you're wearing
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a big Dog T shirt on a Friday night out
to a bar, go fuck yourself. Sorry. That's that's a
very specific rant for probably four people that listen to
this podcast. I was thinking about something the other day
that stuck with me. When I was in college, the
first time at Indiana University. There you had to you know,
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there was this similar walk every day from the bookstore
from one building to another, and you see the same
people and you meet new friends this way. You open
the door for people and they say thank you, and
then you become friends. You're like, oh, we're your headed
blah blah blah, Oh what major are you? Cool? Cool? Cool?
You know, opening the door for people literally opens the
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door to relationships to you know, just opens your network.
Just doing the littlest thing when you're walking to class,
open the door for somebody. So I always kind of
lived by that. I always said, you know, if somebody's
behind me, I'm gonna even if it's ten fifteen feet,
I'll hold the door. I'll make it a point to
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make sure that they, you know, know that I'm considerate,
that I'm polite. And one day I'm walking from one
building to an X and I opened the door for
myself and I see somebody walking behind me and it's
a little person. And this little person I remember they
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had like a skater vibe. I remember that, and I
had the door open and I was holding it kind
of giving them, you know, the smile, let them know
that I see them, that I'm opening the door for them,
and this little person goes, I don't need your help.
I won't do the voice. I won't do the voice.
But they said I don't need your help. And then
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when I heard that, I said, well fuck you then
and I literally pulled the door closed behind me, pull
it closed, shut it. I fucking alpha dog, that guy.
I remember being like, you know what, you want to
be treated like everybody else.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
You think me opening the door it's because I feel
bad for you because you're a little person. No, it's
because I'm fucking polite. I don't care. I'm not I
wasn't thinking about you before I saw you, and I'm
not going to think about you after I see you. Period. Dude.
It's it's a nice gesture and the fact that you're like, now,
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I'm not gonna do the voice. I'm not going to
do the voice. But he said, I don't need your help.
Come on, dude, it's not about helping you. It's about
doing the right thing, being nice, and it's still to
this day. This was probably fifteen years ago. I think
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about it enough. I don't think about it every day,
but I think about it enough. It's like I want
to coach. I want to coach the youth. Dude, somebody
opens the door, just feel like, thanks, got it. It's
not a dig on you that they're trying to be helpful.
Are you not supposed to be helpful? Do we live
in a world today? I bet now if you open
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the door for you know, a little person, you probably
get the SWAT team called on you for being you
know whatever. Ablest. I should move on from this, moving on.
Fuck guys, I gotta be honest with you. This episode
was tough to get through for me. I got a
lot going on this week, and truthfully, man, I know
(27:38):
I need a co host. I need to either convince
Kate to come back once a month or I need
to figure out how to do this in a way
that's entertaining for me. That's exciting for me because I
like having a conversation. I don't like having to just
pull topics out of my ass. And I don't really
know what the solution is here, But I realize it.
(28:01):
I know you listening at home or like, this would
be much better if it were a conversation. I totally agree,
totally agree with you. I'm working on it, I'm praying
on it. I'm going to church every Sunday. I'm kneeling
down i go. I don't know what to do about
a terrible person the podcast. Should I change the name?
(28:22):
Should I get a co host? I definitely need a
co host. I'm aware. I went to McDonald's last night.
Fuck McDonald's, dude. Last five times i've had McDonald's, the
fries have been shit and my order has been wrong.
It's like they focus on one thing. You asked for
(28:43):
extra pickles on a cheeseburger, and they fucking hammer you
with extra pickles, but they don't give you the basics.
They don't do the appropriate thing. They don't give you
your fries hot. They're soggy, they've been sitting under a
lamp or whatever the fuck they do, or there's oaked
and oil and you're just like, oh, so gross. They're
like brown and hard. I'm over McDonald's. Actually, I've been
(29:06):
eating pretty well since the whole Blue Apron debacle this week.
Blue Apron has fucked up the boxes the last three
weeks in a row. And if you have Blue Apron,
I'm sure you've noticed it. The price has gone up
and the quality has gone way down. I think now
I'm becoming an adult enough that I just want to
start doing meal prep like regular real adults, going to
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the store on Sunday after I plan my meals with
my girlfriend for the week, and then we have leftovers,
like cause right now it's like you do Blue Apron
or Hello Fresh, any of those meal you have one meal,
it's two servings, that's it, no leftovers, and you're paying
I think it's like almost seventy bucks a week, which
I mean considering I don't know. I just don't know
(29:51):
how to shop for meals appropriately, and I don't know
how to go to the ground. Maybe maybe now it's
like you you can't go to the grocery store without
spending forty five dollars fifty bucks. It just seems like
obviously everything's inflated price wise. Gases five dollars, it went
down thirty cents by me today went down to I
(30:14):
think it was it was over five and now it's
like four eighty, which that's pretty good, that's an improvement.
But you go to the store and you pay, you
get eighteen eggs and it's seven bucks. Like six months ago,
I don't know, that was like three bucks. Milk's like
seven dollars, six dollars for gallon? What are we doing? Why?
(30:38):
Why does everything have to be so expensive? It's because
the world sucks, that's why. Because everybody gets a trophy.
Everybody gets a trophy these days, guys, so everything's more expensive.
I don't know what I'm trying today. I don't. I
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have anxiety about the gig I have tonight. It's from
four to six in front of an arena. I have
no idea where the arena is. I just know it's
gonna sound good. But I just have anxiety about doing anything.
Does that make sense that that's a very twenty twenty
two thing to say. I just don't. I don't. I
don't want to deal with people. I don't want to
talk to people. Hey, but on you know, on the
(31:22):
brighter side of things, Blake Shelton's leaving the Voice after
twenty three seasons. Thank god. When are they just going
to fucking cancel? The Voice. Somebody asked me ten ten
celebrities you wouldn't want to have dinner with, Blake Shelton,
Gwen Stefani, Adam Levine. Adam Levine seems like a douche
for unrelated reasons. He seems like a douche before he
(31:44):
got caught being a douchebag. Taylor Swift, No, thank you
pretty much anybody on pop radio. I don't really think
i'd have anything to talk to Lil NASA's about. Probably
not him. I'll tell you i'd like to have I'd
like to have dinner like with I think having dinner
(32:05):
with O. J. Simpson. That's what it is, not ten people.
I don't want to have dinner with. It's like four
or five weirdos. I do want to have dinner with
weirdos unapologetically. So you could be seen, you would be
seen in public. But everybody know that you're with weirdos.
You're not a weirdo, You're just with them. Hold on,
(32:27):
good Morning Rich All right, So I got interrupted in
the middle of whatever I was talking about, and I
don't know I need to co host desperately, guys, I'm
out the door. This has been a mess. This week,
have a great one. Thank you for subscribing.
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have
in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious
and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused, and
my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. My
pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope
(00:22):
for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want
my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no
one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is
no Catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me, and I
gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can
(00:45):
be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh Hello, Hi, everyone, welcome to the premium episode of
How to Become a Terrible Person. Good morning. I say
good morning because it is currently four thirty a m.
On a Friday, on this Friday, the friday you're hearing this,
hopefully fingers crossed. I just wanted to say thank you
before we get too far into this. Excuse me, Jesus Christ,
(01:31):
before we get into this podcast too much. I want
to talk about a bunch of stuff. I'm suspicious about
Coolio's death. I think we all should be. I think
we should be good. I think we should be to
a point now as a society where we're we're skeptical
of all celebrity deaths. So Loretta Lynne died, I suspect
(01:53):
foul play. I think she was murdered, you know, I
mean it seems reasonable. I mean now it's it's so
it's like, if you're in this era, if you die
of natural causes, I mean, shame on you. Right, you know,
Betty White was murdered too. Betty White was murdered by
Paul Walker. Fun fact. Now, in the spirit of the
(02:17):
new premium podcast, I will not be editing much out
of this episode. Hopefully that's the goal. Series blowing blowing
me up right now, My pocket's vibrating, my watch is vibrating,
and Series like, I don't understand. It's like, what can
stop listening to me? Siri, I'm not talking to you,
she said, Okay, it's why Why does everything need to
(02:42):
spy on us? Why is that necessary? Like I know,
for a fact, Series listening to me right now, she's
transcribing everything I said, and she's transcribing everything I said,
uh in the previous podcast, which I deemed too too
bad to uh to put out, so somewhere in the database,
Apple's got all the shit I just said that I
(03:04):
thought was way too inappropriate for this podcast. Also, I'm
thinking about changing the name of the podcast. I'm thinking
about dropping that how to become a part of the podcast,
just calling me the podcast terrible person. I don't know,
think about it. Mull it over, guys, I would like
some input nine one zero five five seven two eight
(03:25):
seven one. You know, I'm tired of people saying that
exorcisms are scary. I get it, they are demonic. Shit
is creepy, right, it's it's weird. It's uncomfortable to think
about some entity or some demon entering your body and
(03:46):
taking control of you and doing all these nightmarish, awful things.
But how realistic is it that you're going to be possessed?
Like watching the Exorcism, I don't find it that scary
because I just watch it and I don't I don't
empathize so much. I don't think, Wow, this could happen
(04:06):
to me. I could be in need of an exorcism.
I could be sticking across into my vagina and that
what she does black me, black me, which is gross. Guys.
It's just gross. Exorcism shit gross not hot. It's just
not hot. And then when she pee's on the floor,
(04:28):
I think that's that's probably the weirdest part. She just
fully unloads in front of her parents and her dinner
party and they're all playing the piano and she comes
out and just pisses all of the floor. Anyway, I digress.
What I want to say is I don't think demonic
shit is scary. And I say that knowing full well
that I will probably at some point be possessed, and
(04:51):
then I'll have to recant that statement, because I'm sure
once you do get possessed, you're you're kind of like,
oh shit, this is this is pretty heavy. This is
scary shit. But I think most of the people that
were exercised, and most of the people that needed some
demonic cleansing back in the day just had severe mental
health problems, right Like they were just the crazy people
(05:13):
in town. They just had something chemically wrong or physically
wrong with their brain. And I think too, that's part
of schizophrenia is you think, you know, you get paranoid,
you say wild shit. I don't know about the sticking
a cross in your vagina. I don't know if that's
part of the typical schizophrenia thing, but it might be,
(05:36):
but I just think it's miss I think it's before
they were diagnosing everyone with mental health problems. So if
exorcisms and demons aren't scary, what's scary? I think home
invasion shit's probably the scariest, you know, I think, like
the night stalker level, that's creepy. But that's been also
(05:56):
in movies and horror horror films and Halloween time and folklore.
I feel like the home invasion is people sleep on it.
They're not as scared by it as they should be. Right,
They're like, well, what about what about the demon with
the pins at his head? And what about a zazol
coming down and taking over my body? Fuck, dude, what
(06:21):
if somebody's outside your house right now as you're having
that thought, somebody's waiting for you to leave your door
unlocked so they can just strut in and fucking murder
you and your family. That's actually scary. I think we
need to I think we need to start being realistic,
like insidious, not scary, conjuring. None of that shit's scary.
(06:42):
Let's take a look at what the top horror movies.
Top scary movies are we'll take a quick click list.
Quick list. Okay, so we got popular horror movies. We
got Halloween. Halloween's good, it's fine, it's a little dated.
(07:02):
But the John Carpenter classic, right, I think it's I
think that's a scary movie. That's a lesson boring movie.
They don't show you a whole lot and it's it's creepy,
but it I mean, with all this new flashy horror,
it kind of seems boring. That I that I think
is the big criticism of these old horror movies is
they're really long winded, and you know, there's a lot
(07:24):
of long shots, especially in Halloween. How long is that movie?
You should say here, it's one hundred, one hundred and
thirty one minutes. It's an hour and a half, so
it's about ninety minutes. It feels it feels like ninety minutes.
Maybe it feels like one hundred minutes. The Shining Shining
is a classic. But again, man, the Shining is it
(07:45):
really scary? You got the Twins. I think the Twins
now are like a they're like the clowns. I don't
find clowns scary. I don't find the twins in the
movie that's scary. I think the I think going to
a place with your family and losing your mind and
potentially your family, that's fucking scary. That seems like something
(08:06):
that would be troubling. I just don't. I don't. I
don't find the spirits haunting the hotel that creepy, because
what kind of spirit really do There's a thousand TV
shows trying to prove the existence of ghosts, and a
ghost has never hurt anyone on camera, which given all
the paranormal investigation that we have, don't you think by
now if a ghost could hurt somebody, they they would
(08:28):
have on camera, like and they wouldn't hurt like a
what's his name Wilfred Baggins Zach Bggins ghost hunter. I
feel like a ghost sees that guy and they're like,
you're a little too thirsty, You're you're a little you
want it too bad. We're not gonna hurt you. But
then again, dude, I just don't think ghosts can hurt people. Okay,
(08:50):
moving on the ring. The Ring, I don't know, I don't.
I remember the first time I saw it, I thought
it was creepy. But then how do you get how
do you get the video? How is it practically? I
guess it is at the end of the ring where
they make you kind of watch the video and then
it ends and you're like, oh, fuck, now I got
seven days before the ghost comes in on TV and
(09:13):
kills me. Dumb, It's not scary to me. It's just
not scary. The Ring. I mean, it's it's cool. It's
fun to watch Texas Chainsaw Mascar. Let's talk about that one.
It's an hour and twenty three minutes. That movie feels long. Still,
it felt long first time I saw it. Still feels long.
(09:34):
But leather Face is scary. You know why a leather
face is scary because leather face is kind of what
we're heading towards as a society. I feel like, you know, eventually,
the dumb gen zers who are banning emojis, which we'll
talk about eventually, you know, they're gonna breed, and then
(09:54):
they're gonna breed with each other, and then inbreed and
then blah blah blah, and then we're gonna end up
with other face. The people who were writing comments on
Justin Bieber on his Instagram, fans of Chrissy Teagan. They're
begetting leather faces. I think, just just dumb people meeting
(10:16):
and having dumb kids. That's how you get Texas Chainslaw Masker,
Blair Witch projects. Still scary, not good, not really that good.
Scary final destination I said it before plane crash man,
that's iconic. That's scary as fuck. Everybody. Everybody, I feel like,
is afraid of flying in moments. You know, I've gotten
(10:39):
really used to it. I've got I've become accustomed to
being on a plane and understanding turbulence and stuff. But
about once a flight, on every flight I've ever been on,
I think, this is the moment, This is the moment,
and then what song is that? This is the moment?
But that's reality, all right? Is it? This is the moment?
(11:04):
But I think, literally that's the thought I have. I
just wait for the plane to just drop. And I
feel like when a plane I don't doesn't know, will
it nose dive? Always because I always think the scariest
way to die in a plane crash would be to
fall like backwards. So if a plane, if the prane
(11:27):
breaks in half, uh and then you fall backwards, I
think that would be pretty terrifying, But I also think
you'd be scared for a minute. But then I got
to wonder, how would you hit like some G four
shit and then pass out or would you be alive
until impact? Because that would suck to have to descend
(11:49):
rapidly without passing out. I think that's probably a really,
really scary way to go a plane. If it explodes
in the sky, you're done, dude, You find that's fastest
way to go. See you now, if the plane explodes
and you fall to your death from the wreckage, that
seems like that'd be pretty awful way to go. Why
can't they put individual parachutes on every every seat and
(12:15):
then when the plane explodes they just have like an
auto release and all the you know, the parachutes just
pop out of the chair. Children in the Corn moving forward,
Children in the Corn. I don't remember much about that movie,
but again it's Stephen King, so it's long feels long.
Jeepers Creepers. That guy, the director of Jeepers Creepers, is
(12:38):
a known pedophile. Fun fact for the listener, The guy
who directed Jeepers Creepers also directed this movie called Powder
in the nineties, which, if you haven't seen Powder. I
don't know how to describe it. It's just the weird
fucking movie. It's on Hulu. It's thing about an albino
(12:59):
guy who has like superpowers. I don't even know. I
don't even think that's accurate or true. But while that
movie was being made, the director what's the director's name,
give me a second here, Victor Salva. So it came
out when he was directing Powder, like in the middle
of it, when they just found their steam. They were
(13:22):
making this great, weird niche movie. The whole crew and
cast found out about Victor Salva's past. So apparently, in
nineteen eighty eight, he was convicted for sexually abusing a
twelve year old actor who starred in his feature film debut,
Clownhouse Classic Clownhouse, along with possessing child pornography. So while
(13:48):
they were shooting the movie Powder, cast and crew found
out about that shit, and they were like, fuck you,
Victor Salva, and they revolted. Yeah, and they actually boycotted
the film. People were protesting. But then somehow, this is
how fucked up Hollywood is, This is how fucked up
every industry is. I guess he went on. That was
(14:09):
in nineteen. Obviously he got convicted in eighty eight. He
made Jeepers Creepers one, two, and three. That's wild cause
Jeepers Creepers three came out in twenty seventeen. So what
is that nineteen eighty eight? Uh, I mean, that's what
(14:31):
is that? It's about thirty years of filmmaking after he
was convicted of abusing a twelve year old. What the fuck, dude?
Fuck Jeepers Creepers. Dude, don't watch it, don't give it
your views. Uh And honestly, man, I'm I might take
back my recommendation to watch Powder after thinking about it.
All right, Let's see Candyman, Candyman's Sick, Candyman's Chicago scary
(14:55):
as fuck. I remember being real creeped out by Candyman Misery.
Misery's Creepy is probably one of the best Stephen King
movies because I feel like the ending doesn't suck. All
the other Stephen King movies endings are fucking terrible. I
don't know, I guess I just this is a long
way of me saying I don't find Demonic Possession all
that's scary. Casper the Friendly Ghost, Witches, Dude, Witches is
(15:19):
fucking scary. What's that lady's name, Angelica Houston and Witch's Day.
She's the grand high Witch Woo brother. All right, So
I'm recording this episode in chunks for reasons I won't
get into now. But I mentioned the thing about Coolio
at the beginning, and a lot of people seem to
(15:42):
think that maybe Coolio's cause of death wasn't really you know, natural, right,
people are starting to speculate on the Internet, and there's
a clip. I'm gonna play you this clip. I haven't
heard this. I actually a friend of mine told me
about this clip and I wanted to listen to it
(16:04):
here and then kind of form my opinion about whatever
Coolio says after I listen to this. So I'm gonna
play this clip. It said Coolio quote knew they were
coming for him, which is very interesting. So I'm gonna
turn this music down. I'm gonna play this clip, and
we're gonna see what Kolio has to say here. Life.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Also, I'm at a point right now in my life
where there's a lot of shit I know that I
want to tell people. It's not things that I want
to teach, but I'm afraid to be honest with you.
I'm scared because I got four grandchildren, and I got
I got.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And I got I got.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Children that are in this world. I got people care about,
and I got people that I care about that don't
necessarily believe what I believe.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, and I'm not okay. So just to be clear,
he hasn't really said anything yet, right, I haven't heard
anything of any important other than he has grandkids. He's
afraid of something happened as grandkids. So continue, I have
no fear of death.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
And I think that those that would appose my my beliefs,
they they've probably done enough. If if if somebody's after
me or if somebody's watching me, yeah, they know enough
of me to know that I have no fear of death.
(17:32):
So killing me those means ship. It just it just
what I said it was true if death, So killing
me don mean ship.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
All right, this is clearly a remix, so.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
It just it just it just what I said it
was true at.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
The terrible clip. So I he's so he's afraid that
he has information. I guess he wants to tell people,
but he's worried that he's going to be executed, or
that his family's going to be executed, which is a
wild thing, wild wild world. We live in the fact
that you could have some information, you could say something,
(18:12):
and then somebody would murder you. And this interview was
I think it was maybe a week or two before
he died, a couple of weeks and then he's just dead.
Now what did Coolio know? What was Coolio on the inside?
I heard this thing where if you see rappers in bathtubs,
that's that's an indication that they've been blackmailed into, you know,
(18:37):
being being gay for record executives. That's what I heard.
I heard that all those photoshoots of rappers and hot
tubs and bathtubs back in the day, that's a signal
to the other, like controlling media members that this guy
(18:57):
has been compromised. Tupap in a bathtub. I don't know
if Coolio's ever been in a bathtub. I'm sure jay z
nas those I'm sure they've been in a bathtub. I
don't know. I'm not sure what Coolio knows though, or
what he knew. I guess he's dead, but what what
what also do It's like, who would listen to Coolio
(19:18):
say something about the world and be like man, I
gotta kill him now. It's not Coolio's Taylor Swift. It's
not like he's, you know, the hot ticket wrapper of
our day, So why would they assassinate they people? They
probably just smear shmear. Is shmear his his reputation if
he said something. But I I don't know. I saw
(19:41):
this thing today. I'm moving on from Coolio. I don't
really know what to say about it. But it's interesting
that Kolio may have been executed. We'll have to keep
our ears open, ears and eyes open, guys, But I
want to talk about this emoji thing. So apparently now
you're not allowed to use the thumbs up emoji because
(20:05):
somebody who's what sixteen to twenty two is now deeply,
deeply offended by the thumbs up thing. You send a
text message to give them a thumbs up. That's not
allowed because, you know what, it's too passive aggressive. It
(20:25):
makes it makes people feel uncomfortable, like you're not listening
to them. Well, you know what, sometimes a fucking text
message doesn't deserve a sentence back, It just merits a
thumbs up. Passive aggressive. Sometimes passive aggressive works. Sometimes passive
aggressive is necessary. There's too many fucking sensitive people who
(20:47):
I don't know. Is it is it? Are we in
the participation era where everyone now who received a participation
trophy growing up is now grown up? Then they're making decisions.
No one should ever be passive aggressive. Ever, what dude,
(21:11):
what the fuck? Man? Just because you send a thumbs
up emoji doesn't mean you're being a dick. I mean
sometimes it does. I love it when somebody writes you
a paragraph and you hit him with the thumbs up.
That that will get you fired up if you write
something really well thought out and then you get a
thumbs up back. But I'm not gonna stop. I'm not
gonna say, hey, you can't use the thumbs up emoji.
(21:34):
I'm be like, well played, I understand your passive aggressivence.
I take the cue. But you know, cool gen zers
in their fucking collection of Air Jordan's can't handle the
thumbs up emoji. So so ridiculous. Go buy a Taylor
Swift album. Go buy eight copies of Taylor Swifts album.
(21:54):
By the way, I got some pushback on that last week.
Some folks didn't like that. Apparently there are some Swifties
that listen to the premium podcast again, go fuck yourself.
If you're a Taylor Swift fan, you don't. I mean,
I guess everybody's kind of a Taylor Swift fan. If
you're like a passive Taylor Swift fan, I will you know.
(22:16):
I'm fine with you listening to this podcast. But if
I found out that you're a hardcore Swifty, hardcore Swifty,
I'm canceling your membership. Nine one zero five five seven
two eights. Everyone haven't given out the number that much
this week. I got a gig tonight. I got a
gig with the Rich Bearra band, and we're playing outside
(22:39):
a hockey arena that isn't open yet. I don't know
if it's I think there might be a game tonight,
but we're literally playing out front. And here's what I
gotta say, kids, young people thinking about getting into music,
thinking about getting in a career where you're you're entertaining
and you go places, you do things, you set up
(22:59):
your gear. Don't play drums. Do not play drums. You're
just gonna have back problems and you're gonna fucking hate
your life because every gig you're gonna play, you're gonna
have the most shit to haul, and you're also gonna
be there first, setting up being annoying, and then you're
gonna be the last guy out. The guitarist is gonna
go home. They're gonna put their guitars in the case.
(23:21):
They're gonna just see you. They're gonna put the little
pedal boards way see you. I'm out of here. Gigins
at ten, they're out the door at ten oh five,
gigs inns at ten. If you're a drummer, you're out
there at eleven o'clock because then everybody wants to fucking
come talk to you. Every every old guy who played
drums in high school wants to come and criticize your
drum kit, be like, well, why are you using this?
(23:42):
It's like, go fuck yourself, dude. I like the way
this sounds, and it was inexpensive. Sorry, I'm not gonna
bring a ten thousand dollars Sonart or DW drum kit
to this gig fucking restaurant. Dude. Also, you're wearing a
big Dog T shirt telling me about your DW drum set,
the five grand. I don't believe it. Also, you're wearing
(24:03):
a big Dog T shirt on a Friday night out
to a bar, go fuck yourself. Sorry. That's that's a
very specific rant for probably four people that listen to
this podcast. I was thinking about something the other day
that stuck with me. When I was in college, the
first time at Indiana University. There you had to you know,
(24:26):
there was this similar walk every day from the bookstore
from one building to another, and you see the same
people and you meet new friends this way. You open
the door for people and they say thank you, and
then you become friends. You're like, oh, we're your headed
blah blah blah, Oh what major are you? Cool? Cool? Cool?
You know, opening the door for people literally opens the
(24:47):
door to relationships to you know, just opens your network.
Just doing the littlest thing when you're walking to class,
open the door for somebody. So I always kind of
lived by that. I always said, you know, if somebody's
behind me, I'm gonna even if it's ten fifteen feet,
I'll hold the door. I'll make it a point to
(25:07):
make sure that they, you know, know that I'm considerate,
that I'm polite. And one day I'm walking from one
building to an X and I opened the door for
myself and I see somebody walking behind me and it's
a little person. And this little person I remember they
(25:28):
had like a skater vibe. I remember that, and I
had the door open and I was holding it kind
of giving them, you know, the smile, let them know
that I see them, that I'm opening the door for them,
and this little person goes, I don't need your help.
I won't do the voice. I won't do the voice.
But they said I don't need your help. And then
(25:50):
when I heard that, I said, well fuck you then
and I literally pulled the door closed behind me, pull
it closed, shut it. I fucking alpha dog, that guy.
I remember being like, you know what, you want to
be treated like everybody else.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
You think me opening the door it's because I feel
bad for you because you're a little person. No, it's
because I'm fucking polite. I don't care. I'm not I
wasn't thinking about you before I saw you, and I'm
not going to think about you after I see you. Period. Dude.
It's it's a nice gesture and the fact that you're like, now,
(26:34):
I'm not gonna do the voice. I'm not going to
do the voice. But he said, I don't need your help.
Come on, dude, it's not about helping you. It's about
doing the right thing, being nice, and it's still to
this day. This was probably fifteen years ago. I think
(26:55):
about it enough. I don't think about it every day,
but I think about it enough. It's like I want
to coach. I want to coach the youth. Dude, somebody
opens the door, just feel like, thanks, got it. It's
not a dig on you that they're trying to be helpful.
Are you not supposed to be helpful? Do we live
in a world today? I bet now if you open
(27:17):
the door for you know, a little person, you probably
get the SWAT team called on you for being you
know whatever. Ablest. I should move on from this, moving on.
Fuck guys, I gotta be honest with you. This episode
was tough to get through for me. I got a
lot going on this week, and truthfully, man, I know
(27:38):
I need a co host. I need to either convince
Kate to come back once a month or I need
to figure out how to do this in a way
that's entertaining for me. That's exciting for me because I
like having a conversation. I don't like having to just
pull topics out of my ass. And I don't really
know what the solution is here, But I realize it.
(28:01):
I know you listening at home or like, this would
be much better if it were a conversation. I totally agree,
totally agree with you. I'm working on it, I'm praying
on it. I'm going to church every Sunday. I'm kneeling
down i go. I don't know what to do about
a terrible person the podcast. Should I change the name?
(28:22):
Should I get a co host? I definitely need a
co host. I'm aware. I went to McDonald's last night.
Fuck McDonald's, dude. Last five times i've had McDonald's, the
fries have been shit and my order has been wrong.
It's like they focus on one thing. You asked for
(28:43):
extra pickles on a cheeseburger, and they fucking hammer you
with extra pickles, but they don't give you the basics.
They don't do the appropriate thing. They don't give you
your fries hot. They're soggy, they've been sitting under a
lamp or whatever the fuck they do, or there's oaked
and oil and you're just like, oh, so gross. They're
like brown and hard. I'm over McDonald's. Actually, I've been
(29:06):
eating pretty well since the whole Blue Apron debacle this week.
Blue Apron has fucked up the boxes the last three
weeks in a row. And if you have Blue Apron,
I'm sure you've noticed it. The price has gone up
and the quality has gone way down. I think now
I'm becoming an adult enough that I just want to
start doing meal prep like regular real adults, going to
(29:28):
the store on Sunday after I plan my meals with
my girlfriend for the week, and then we have leftovers,
like cause right now it's like you do Blue Apron
or Hello Fresh, any of those meal you have one meal,
it's two servings, that's it, no leftovers, and you're paying
I think it's like almost seventy bucks a week, which
I mean considering I don't know. I just don't know
(29:51):
how to shop for meals appropriately, and I don't know
how to go to the ground. Maybe maybe now it's
like you you can't go to the grocery store without
spending forty five dollars fifty bucks. It just seems like
obviously everything's inflated price wise. Gases five dollars, it went
down thirty cents by me today went down to I
(30:14):
think it was it was over five and now it's
like four eighty, which that's pretty good, that's an improvement.
But you go to the store and you pay, you
get eighteen eggs and it's seven bucks. Like six months ago,
I don't know, that was like three bucks. Milk's like
seven dollars, six dollars for gallon? What are we doing? Why?
(30:38):
Why does everything have to be so expensive? It's because
the world sucks, that's why. Because everybody gets a trophy.
Everybody gets a trophy these days, guys, so everything's more expensive.
I don't know what I'm trying today. I don't. I
(31:00):
have anxiety about the gig I have tonight. It's from
four to six in front of an arena. I have
no idea where the arena is. I just know it's
gonna sound good. But I just have anxiety about doing anything.
Does that make sense that that's a very twenty twenty
two thing to say. I just don't. I don't. I
don't want to deal with people. I don't want to
talk to people. Hey, but on you know, on the
(31:22):
brighter side of things, Blake Shelton's leaving the Voice after
twenty three seasons. Thank god. When are they just going
to fucking cancel? The Voice. Somebody asked me ten ten
celebrities you wouldn't want to have dinner with, Blake Shelton,
Gwen Stefani, Adam Levine. Adam Levine seems like a douche
for unrelated reasons. He seems like a douche before he
(31:44):
got caught being a douchebag. Taylor Swift, No, thank you
pretty much anybody on pop radio. I don't really think
i'd have anything to talk to Lil NASA's about. Probably
not him. I'll tell you i'd like to have I'd
like to have dinner like with I think having dinner
(32:05):
with O. J. Simpson. That's what it is, not ten people.
I don't want to have dinner with. It's like four
or five weirdos. I do want to have dinner with
weirdos unapologetically. So you could be seen, you would be
seen in public. But everybody know that you're with weirdos.
You're not a weirdo, You're just with them. Hold on,
(32:27):
good Morning Rich All right, So I got interrupted in
the middle of whatever I was talking about, and I
don't know I need to co host desperately, guys, I'm
out the door. This has been a mess. This week,
have a great one. Thank you for subscribing.
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