Haunted Museums & Blue Men (Premium Only - Vegas Recap)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello, Hi, welcome to Terrible Person. Good news, bad news, situation.
Good news, new episode this week. Bad news. It's not free, motherfuckers.
We went to Vegas. We got to pay them bills. Yeah,
I spent I lost forty five thousand dollars betting on Highlight.

(00:24):
What's that? That's the thing where they throw the ball
against a fucking it's.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Like soccer with your hands.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, they have the big hook that they play like
this idea. They put a cement ball on a hook
and then they go whoo and they're like four guys
play on a huge court. It's like really dangerous. Anyway, Www,
Dot terribleperson dot co. Help me pay back the Highlight
loan shark, then let me borrow all that money. Www

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Dot Terrible person dot co or find us on Patreon.
Kate does have a headache. So that's what I were
doing premium only this week, but.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Always well no, I just also yeah, but we're just
gonna break down our Vegas trip.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Here. Here's the short cliff notes version. If you think,
if you're thinking about, if you're on the fence about
signing up, this way you're gonna hear this week, you're
gonna hear about the Zach Baggins Haunted Museum Marathon. We
spent twelve and a half hours in Zach Maggins's.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
House and I want to go back.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, that's like no. We also went to Blue Man
Group Yep front Row.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I bought life changing experience for Grant.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah. I took. I was on some substances and had
a fucking synchronicity moment that was just unbelievable. I was
a part of the show. Yeah, Jesus, that's crazy. We
ate at the Eiffel Tower. We did a jet simulator
and I almost killed Caitlin inside of it. Her thighs,

(01:58):
her enterthiz or bruised because of my how hot she
got when I was flying that plane. We ate way
too much food as well anything else. So we should
talk about remember the little guy. We saw that we
were called the Little Mexican Guy. We found ourselves in
a gag.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, we were like we had there were multiple instances
where we had like somehow morphed into like other people's groups.
So we were just like looking around us and we're like, wait,
how did we get in this friend group of like
ten little Mexican.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Men, Like the littlest pygmy Mexican man.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Was literally my height, I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Not he was shorter than you. And anyway, he was
hairy and like I caught, he had a collared shirt
tucked in and he just his torsos looked so small, and.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
He was like so excited when the guy gave him
the porn cards or the like strip club cards with whatever,
the ones with like the girl the naked girls, and he.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Turned he turned around and I go, oh, a little scooty. Anyway, Www,
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whatever you want to do. We'll be back next week
with the regular free episode. But yeah, head over there
now and sign up. It's a good time. And if
you're already signed up, we'll see a little bit. Thank
you very much, thank you, thank you. Also, I pooped

(03:12):
at the Mandalai Bay on mushrooms. And that was at
the Mandalai Bay. Yeah before Blue Man group. I pooped.
That's a luxore no. But we walked to the Mandalay Bay. Oh,
and then I was on the toilet and I was like, wow,
these are really kicking in right now. And I was like,
think about what happened here five years ago. Fucking nuts. Anyway,
thank you everyone, have a great night and see you

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for the Premium. Bye.